Nov. 22, 2018 - Real Coffe - Scott Adams
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| Ba dum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Joanne, you're always on time. | |
| Stefan, Mabdeb, whatever that means, come on in here. | |
| Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. | |
| While you're coming in, I'm going to start with my first thing I'm thankful for by turning my camera around. | |
| If you look out that window, you're going to see something that you haven't seen before, which is the air around me is breathable. | |
| Ta-da! It's good news. | |
| It's been over a week since we've been allowed, I mean in a healthy sense. | |
| What is the air quality? | |
| Let's ask my phone. | |
| The air quality is good, at 19 right now. | |
| Boom! So, 19. | |
| I guess that's a measure of how many particles per whatever in the air. | |
| So, it's 19 now. | |
| It was over 200 a few days ago. | |
| And over 200, you know, you don't even let the dog go outside to take a poop. | |
| That's some dangerous stuff. | |
| Although I did, but it was dangerous. | |
| Yes, the rain. | |
| The rain helped us. | |
| So, let us drink. | |
| To the rain. And let us have the simultaneous sip Thanksgiving version. | |
| Join me, will you? I'll give everybody a minute. | |
| Some of you are with your relatives. | |
| Tell the relatives to gather around and watch what you've been watching all year, except this is the bad version because it's the holiday version. | |
| And then your relatives will look at it and they'll say, um, I don't get why you watch this. | |
| He's just drinking coffee and babbling. | |
| It's going to be a mystery to them, but maybe a few of them will become hooked on the simultaneous sip. | |
| Join me now. | |
| Grab your cup, your mug, your glass, your vessel, your stein, your chalice. | |
| Get it ready. Fill it with your favorite beverage. | |
| I like coffee. And join me for the simultaneous sip. | |
| I would like to say, to start off, I am thankful to all of you, all of my regular and irregular viewers of these periscopes. | |
| I have to tell you that there are many days in which the time I spend doing this with all of you is some of my best minutes of the day. | |
| It's something I enjoy the most. | |
| I look forward to it every time I do it. | |
| And I think this is really one of the things that's different about the whole Periscope thing is somehow I figured out how to get rid of all the bad parts. | |
| Of presenting yourself to a big audience. | |
| So here are all the bad parts. | |
| The bad parts about presenting to big audiences are travel, arrangements, you know, showing up on time. | |
| I don't even do this at the same time every day. | |
| If I want to throw one in in the afternoon or skip a day, I just do it. | |
| But most of the time, it's around 7 a.m. | |
| Pacific. So I've gotten rid of all the planning. | |
| Then I don't worry about what I'm wearing. | |
| I literally do this in whatever clothes I have on. | |
| So most days you see me in whatever I slept in the night before. | |
| So when you see me in my t-shirts, it's usually I just woke up in that t-shirt. | |
| So I've gotten rid of the travel, the clothing, the timeliness, and I also got rid of most of the preparation. | |
| Because what I do is I talk about what's new, and I usually have an opinion as soon as I hear the news, so I don't really have to prepare. | |
| You know, I usually take some notes before I do these, but they're just, you know, bullet points of what my topics are so I don't forget the topic. | |
| So, I got that going for me. | |
| Then, have you ever tried to watch any other periscopes? | |
| You probably have, right? |
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