| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| Oh, you thought the real Greg Guffeld was here? | |
| Oh, that's pretty funny. | |
| Did you think I was actually going to be talking to the real, alive Greg Guffeld? | |
| Or did you think it was a trick and I was just going to hold up his book? | |
| Which is excellent, by the way, and you should all go out and buy it. | |
| Surprise! Israel here! | |
| Say hi! Hello everybody! | |
| I'm on a Periscope with Scott Adams. | |
| I'm usually on the other side watching you drinking my coffee. | |
| I always have the simultaneous sip. | |
| I do. How many of you have the simultaneous sip? | |
| Because you know it tastes better. | |
| It does. You know it does. It does. | |
| Come on. I'll even have a third cup of coffee because you have planted it in my head that I should have another sip and I don't have any more coffee. | |
| So I, well, I have a, I could, I have beer. | |
| Beer is okay. It's some, it's beer time somewhere, everywhere. | |
| All right. We're going to take our pictures now. | |
| This is Sarah, who's our photographer. | |
| Hi, Sarah. How are you? We got stuff to do here, so we'll talk to you later. |