Roosh V - Daryush Valizadeh - Babylon Road #16 - White Sands, Carlsbad Caverns, Dallas
Aired: 2019-10-08
Duration: 27:51

[00:00:00]  I'm leaving Cactus Land now and driving to Texas.
[00:00:04]  A long trip and I look forward to seeing what Mexican culture really is like.
[00:00:09]  Welcome to New Mexico, in a
[00:00:54]  quarter mile slight right.
[00:02:29]  After me.
[00:02:31]  I'm going for cover.
[00:02:38]  It was a bombing raid.
[00:02:42]  Oh no, there's another one.
[00:02:56]  The U.S. government is trying to kill me.
[00:02:59]  I came to the desert to get away from their fluoride, their 5G cancer rays, their mind control.
[00:03:08]  They can put thoughts into your mind now.
[00:03:11]  And you think it comes from your own brain.
[00:03:13]  They have duplicated technology that the demons have.
[00:03:19]  And then they followed me here.
[00:03:20]  They tracked me all the way here.
[00:03:22]  Their jets.
[00:03:23]  Their jets are coming back.
[00:03:26]  This is it, guys.
[00:03:29]  Next thing they're gonna try to sexually abuse me.
[00:03:33]  Why do you think I made myself so ugly so I would be unattractive to them?
[00:03:40]  But now it's all over.
[00:03:42]  Fighter jets, they had to send two of them after me.
[00:03:46]  It's a miracle I'm still alive.
[00:03:49]  But it's it.
[00:03:50]  This is it.
[00:03:52]  The sand got me.
[00:03:54]  At least I can die here Knowing that I wasn't sexually abused by a man with a big nose.
[00:04:05]  Goodbye friends.
[00:04:07]  goodbye in white sands and the white sand makes it hard to see I had to wear sunglasses, even with a hat.
[00:04:33]  About 10 years ago I went to another sand dune called San Pedro de Atacama in northern Chile on the tip.
[00:04:42]  And those sand dunes were a little bit bigger.
[00:04:47]  But it was time for a refresh on sand beauty.
[00:04:53]  It's just sand and little bushes.
[00:04:59]  On my way here through New Mexico, you see a lot of signs for military testing grounds, space flights and so on.
[00:05:14]  And what a coincidence that a supposed UFO landed in New Mexico.
[00:05:20]  It's not like that was a U.S. experimental spacecraft.
[00:05:27]  Make sure you study up on Operation Bluebeam to get updated on how they will use an alien invasion to promote a one world government.
[00:05:45]  Even if you see people being raised off of the ground, still be a little skeptical.
[00:05:53]  The U.S. government has technology that they don't show so that China and Russia do not develop counterattacks or countermeasures.
[00:06:07]  But yeah, here there's just not much to do except play with the sand, you know, just get some sand in your hand and play with it.
[00:06:16]  That's it.
[00:06:19]  And then you can walk on the sand.
[00:06:22]  You can sit on it.
[00:06:24]  The gift shop sells like a saucer where you can sled on it.
[00:06:31]  and you can look at it too even though this landscape is kind of barren it's better than any of of the cities around here I went through Las Cruces, which is, I think, means the crosses.
[00:06:54]  And it's just a typical half-Hispanic town with good Mexican shops, good Mexican taco shops.
[00:07:05]  But I'm not in the mood for tacos.
[00:07:10]  continue.
[00:09:00]  I'm outside the Carlsbad Caverns near Carlsbad, New Mexico, enjoying a good view.
[00:09:15]  I had never experienced cave beauty before.
[00:09:20]  I have been to the mines, a mountain mine in Bolivia, a very popular one.
[00:09:27]  I forgot what the name is.
[00:09:29]  They used to send slaves into this mountain to work for half a year.
[00:09:35]  Anyway, but I had never experienced a cave such as this.
[00:09:41]  And the caves themselves, they were great, but there's just too much technology inside of them.
[00:09:48]  You had surveillance cameras, emergency dial-ups, electricity, paved sidewalks with the railings.
[00:10:00]  I mean, it's nice that people in wheelchairs can experience cave beauty, but I wish they had a section for a guy like me who wouldn't mind putting in a little bit of work, who would experience a little bit of discomfort.
[00:10:16]  But it was just too easy.
[00:10:17]  You just walk in on this nicely sloped path.
[00:10:23]  The lighting was very easy.
[00:10:24]  I mean, it felt like a Disneyland amusement park, but with caves.
[00:10:36]  So I don't know.
[00:10:38]  I have a mixed feelings on this Carlsbad experience.
[00:10:45]  It's just too much tech.
[00:10:47]  I mean, why would I want to go to a cave for comfort?
[00:10:50]  That's why you go to the cave, because you don't want comfort.
[00:10:52]  You want to get away from it, but you can get away from it.
[00:10:55]  There was even a rapid speed elevator that goes straight down if you didn't want to walk into the caves.
[00:11:03]  I mean, What kind of cave is that if there's an elevator?
[00:11:11]  No, no.
[00:11:13]  I don't think I want to do this one again.
[00:11:17]  But while I was walking through, a mammoth tarantula was essentially following me.
[00:11:25]  And I thought it was going to try to kill me, but it showed a friendly demeanor.
[00:11:32]  So when the park rangers weren't looking, I kidnapped him.
[00:11:38]  And his name is Tom.
[00:11:39]  Let me show you him right now.
[00:11:43]  Come on, Tom.
[00:11:46]  put them in a storage bag take a look at Tom He's a big tarantula.
[00:12:02]  Don't mind that.
[00:12:03]  That was there we go.
[00:12:09]  So Tom is going to be my newest newest child.
[00:12:14]  He joins Bert and Arnold and Tuna.
[00:12:20]  And I'm also babysitting someone else's kid, Sally.
[00:12:23]  I'll show you Sally some other time.
[00:12:27]  Problem with Tom is he keeps trying to bite me.
[00:12:30]  Tom, ow, ow, Tom.
[00:12:33]  That hurts.
[00:12:34]  I told you about that, boy.
[00:12:37]  No more poison into daddy's flesh.
[00:12:41]  All right, so that's off for Carlsbad and New Mexico.
[00:12:46]  Now, maybe I'll check out the Carlsbad city, but other than that, into Texas I go.
[00:12:52]  I'm in
[00:14:30]  Abilene, Texas.
[00:14:34]  This is in the western part of Texas.
[00:14:37]  And to get here, I had to go through oil country through eastern New Mexico and the westernmost parts of Texas where it's just oil rigs, oil drilling things, and apparatus.
[00:14:53]  And a lot of trucks.
[00:14:54]  I've never seen so many trucks in my life.
[00:14:58]  You had pickup trucks, small ones, big ones, custom trucks, fuel trucks, sand trucks, cement trucks, tow trucks, these electrical wiring type of trucks, semi-tractor trailer trucks, trucks with big trailers, small trailers, just a lot of trucks.
[00:15:24]  And there's a stat that I think the Ford F-150 pickup truck is the number one selling truck in the United States.
[00:15:31]  And when you're on the East Coast, how is that possible?
[00:15:34]  Now I know how it's possible.
[00:15:37]  Odessa, Texas had more trucks than cars.
[00:15:44]  And seeing all these big trucks, somehow I feel inadequate.
[00:15:51]  I feel like my Venus is too small.
[00:15:54]  I have a small car.
[00:15:55]  All these guys have big trucks.
[00:15:59]  And I have something puny.
[00:16:02]  So I think I have to buy a truck now.
[00:16:06]  These bugs are biting me.
[00:16:08]  Ooh, they're really getting me.
[00:16:11]  I shouldn't stay here long.
[00:16:15]  A lot of times I go to a city because I like the name.
[00:16:18]  So I went to Odessa, Texas to see if it is like Odessa, Ukraine.
[00:16:26]  But it's pretty different.
[00:16:28]  Odessa, Texas is just the oil town.
[00:16:33]  And Abilene, Texas is cool.
[00:16:36]  I've only taken a block around like three, taken a walk around the three main blocks in the center and it's a lot of cool stuff.
[00:16:45]  Like buildings and signs or the bakery, coffee shop, more trucks.
[00:16:51]  You know, if you have a kid that likes trucks, just bring him here.
[00:16:56]  He'll just enjoy staring at all of these trucks.
[00:17:04]  So far, Texas, I've only been here a day, but it feels like a feels like South Dakota, but 100 times more dense and 10 times more hot.
[00:17:17]  With the same type of feeling to it, like this old-timey feel.
[00:17:22]  There's a culture here.
[00:17:24]  You know, there's a...
[00:17:26]  God, I'm so itchy.
[00:17:27]  Sorry, all these bugs are getting me.
[00:17:30]  Shit, I gotta get up.
[00:17:33]  Yeah, bugs got me mad.
[00:17:39]  So it feels kind of old.
[00:17:40]  It's like going back in time.
[00:17:41]  And there's a meme that goes something like, old, white people don't have culture.
[00:17:49]  And in some cases, this is true in the cities that are global homoized.
[00:17:54]  But in places like this, you feel something.
[00:17:57]  I feel something.
[00:17:59]  Some kind of unifying Texan culture and they have an accent here.
[00:18:03]  So I think I'm going to like Texas.
[00:18:06]  see
[00:19:38]  That's why anybody would have to follow me denied himself.
[00:19:42]  I know you black, but denied that first.
[00:19:45]  It's not priority!
[00:21:15]  I know Jean.
[00:21:15]  Thank you.
[00:21:56]  What's up, y'all?
[00:21:58]  I'm in Dallas, and the best part of Dallas is the name because Texas started off so well in those small towns and now in Dallas it just has that big metropolitan feel.
[00:22:12]  Traffic is horrendous here.
[00:22:14]  It reminds me of LA So you don't really learn a lot about Texas in Dallas.
[00:22:20]  There's a lot of LARPing going on pretending you're Texan, but there's not actual Texan things happening here.
[00:22:30]  And the only thing I noticed that was unique was there's a lot of blonde women with big chests.
[00:22:37]  And that's the standard beauty ideal here.
[00:22:42]  So blonde women who are thin with long hair and big chests.
[00:22:48]  And you see that a lot in the uptown area.
[00:22:51]  If you like that kind of thing, and I don't, but if you like that, then Dallas has it.
[00:22:57]  Unfortunately, though, a lot of girls are going overboard and they're in their 20s, but getting the fake lips.
[00:23:03]  So they got the fake lips and they got the fillers and stuff because there's a strong conformity to this beauty standard.
[00:23:13]  The displays of cleavage here is excessive.
[00:23:19]  On the East Coast, the women display their butts.
[00:23:21]  In Dallas, they display their boobs.
[00:23:24]  And the girls are very strategic about it.
[00:23:26]  They wear the necklaces and the pendant of the necklace is right at the top of their cleavage.
[00:23:33]  I just wanted to see what was on her necklace.
[00:23:36]  Maybe it was a cross.
[00:23:37]  But no, it was nothing interesting.
[00:23:40]  And she just wanted me to look at her boobs.
[00:23:43]  And she got me.
[00:23:46]  But I tried to look around.
[00:23:49]  It has a bit more culture than Phoenix.
[00:23:50]  Phoenix was void of culture.
[00:23:53]  You can tell people who live in Texas and do Texan things, they move to Dallas at some point, but you really lose a lot of the vibe when you get to cities that are greater than a million people.
[00:24:05]  It becomes this homogenized mess of material seekers who are stuck in their cars.
[00:24:14]  So that's unfortunately.
[00:24:15]  So I think I need to go back to a smaller Texan town to get the Texan vibe.
[00:24:20]  I went to the Texan State Fair and there was fried bread and circus.
[00:24:28]  It was something for the normal people.
[00:24:31]  It was pretty harmless.
[00:24:32]  You get to see how average people, normal people are.
[00:24:37]  And a lot of the food was fried.
[00:24:40]  There was a cotton candy taco and other creative things that I wasn't going to touch.
[00:24:46]  And just people having fun carnival stuff.
[00:24:48]  There was a singer there, a black singer.
[00:24:52]  And at first I was a little bit skeptical.
[00:24:54]  What is going on?
[00:24:55]  Is he just another hip-hop star?
[00:24:57]  But he was actually a gospel singer.
[00:25:00]  So he was, in between his songs, he was preaching a bit.
[00:25:04]  And the things he said was fine.
[00:25:08]  It wasn't heretical to my ears.
[00:25:11]  And I could see what he was doing.
[00:25:13]  He was drawing in the crowd with his entertainment, with the singing and the beats.
[00:25:18]  But once he had their attention, he was giving a little bit of the gospel.
[00:25:23]  So I kind of understood that.
[00:25:25]  And that is good that he found a way to reach certain kinds of people in order to spread the good word.
[00:25:35]  My Dallas event went really nice.
[00:25:40]  This event, more than any others, had men who were on their way to God.
[00:25:45]  They were right there at the door and they just needed one more step, like a nudge.
[00:25:51]  In this event, more than any, guys were asking me how to start.
[00:25:55]  You know, how to start with prayer, going to church, and things like that.
[00:25:59]  It seems here people in Dallas, they were inclined to go towards God more than some of the places on the West Coast.
[00:26:09]  So I hope I was able to help them.
[00:26:12]  I'm going to Austin and to Houston next to wrap up my time in Texas.
[00:26:18]  So if you want to come and hear my speech and participate in the Q  ⁇ A, which a lot of men have been getting.
[00:26:25]  Some men have been getting more value out of the Q  ⁇ A than the actual speech.
[00:26:29]  So the QA is determined by what you ask me.
[00:26:34]  And the speech is the same, but the Q  ⁇ A, it's changing.
[00:26:36]  And I noticed that my answers are getting a little bit sharper.
[00:26:40]  So I hope that is more helpful.
[00:26:44]  I went to an Armenian church here in Dallas.
[00:26:48]  And the priest was a younger priest.
[00:26:50]  I knew I was going to get along with him.
[00:26:53]  So I kind of waited till everyone else left.
[00:26:56]  And then I met with the priest, and I talked his head off.
[00:27:01]  And he gave me a lot of guidance.
[00:27:03]  He was half Armenian, just like me.
[00:27:06]  So we had a natural bond.
[00:27:08]  And we talked about a lot of things.
[00:27:12]  And it's great.
[00:27:13]  I get along with the priests.
[00:27:15]  I can kind of hang with them.
[00:27:16]  I think my knowledge is going up.
[00:27:20]  So I have a lot of questions.
[00:27:22]  And they are answering them.
[00:27:24]  So I think God sent me to this particular priest to receive guidance from him.
[00:27:29]  So what's good is that you don't need to go to a monastery to receive spiritual guidance.
[00:27:34]  Just a normal parish priest.
[00:27:37]  He probably knows what you are going through, especially if he's a similar age as you.
[00:27:42]  So I'm leaving Dallas.
[00:27:44]  Austin is next.
[00:27:45]  I hope you can join on the tour.
[00:27:48]  And I hope you enjoyed this edition of Babylon Road.