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Oct. 8, 2019 - Roosh V - Daryush Valizadeh
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Babylon Road #16 - White Sands, Carlsbad Caverns, Dallas
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I'm leaving Cactus Land now and driving to Texas.
A long trip and I look forward to seeing what Mexican culture really is like.
Welcome to New Mexico, in a
quarter mile slight right.
After me.
I'm going for cover.
It was a bombing raid.
Oh no, there's another one.
The U.S. government is trying to kill me.
I came to the desert to get away from their fluoride, their 5G cancer rays, their mind control.
They can put thoughts into your mind now.
And you think it comes from your own brain.
They have duplicated technology that the demons have.
And then they followed me here.
They tracked me all the way here.
Their jets.
Their jets are coming back.
This is it, guys.
Next thing they're gonna try to sexually abuse me.
Why do you think I made myself so ugly so I would be unattractive to them?
But now it's all over.
Fighter jets, they had to send two of them after me.
It's a miracle I'm still alive.
But it's it.
This is it.
The sand got me.
At least I can die here Knowing that I wasn't sexually abused by a man with a big nose.
Goodbye friends.
goodbye in white sands and the white sand makes it hard to see I had to wear sunglasses, even with a hat.
About 10 years ago I went to another sand dune called San Pedro de Atacama in northern Chile on the tip.
And those sand dunes were a little bit bigger.
But it was time for a refresh on sand beauty.
It's just sand and little bushes.
On my way here through New Mexico, you see a lot of signs for military testing grounds, space flights and so on.
And what a coincidence that a supposed UFO landed in New Mexico.
It's not like that was a U.S. experimental spacecraft.
Make sure you study up on Operation Bluebeam to get updated on how they will use an alien invasion to promote a one world government.
Even if you see people being raised off of the ground, still be a little skeptical.
The U.S. government has technology that they don't show so that China and Russia do not develop counterattacks or countermeasures.
But yeah, here there's just not much to do except play with the sand, you know, just get some sand in your hand and play with it.
That's it.
And then you can walk on the sand.
You can sit on it.
The gift shop sells like a saucer where you can sled on it.
and you can look at it too even though this landscape is kind of barren it's better than any of of the cities around here I went through Las Cruces, which is, I think, means the crosses.
And it's just a typical half-Hispanic town with good Mexican shops, good Mexican taco shops.
But I'm not in the mood for tacos.
continue.
I'm outside the Carlsbad Caverns near Carlsbad, New Mexico, enjoying a good view.
I had never experienced cave beauty before.
I have been to the mines, a mountain mine in Bolivia, a very popular one.
I forgot what the name is.
They used to send slaves into this mountain to work for half a year.
Anyway, but I had never experienced a cave such as this.
And the caves themselves, they were great, but there's just too much technology inside of them.
You had surveillance cameras, emergency dial-ups, electricity, paved sidewalks with the railings.
I mean, it's nice that people in wheelchairs can experience cave beauty, but I wish they had a section for a guy like me who wouldn't mind putting in a little bit of work, who would experience a little bit of discomfort.
But it was just too easy.
You just walk in on this nicely sloped path.
The lighting was very easy.
I mean, it felt like a Disneyland amusement park, but with caves.
So I don't know.
I have a mixed feelings on this Carlsbad experience.
It's just too much tech.
I mean, why would I want to go to a cave for comfort?
That's why you go to the cave, because you don't want comfort.
You want to get away from it, but you can get away from it.
There was even a rapid speed elevator that goes straight down if you didn't want to walk into the caves.
I mean, What kind of cave is that if there's an elevator?
No, no.
I don't think I want to do this one again.
But while I was walking through, a mammoth tarantula was essentially following me.
And I thought it was going to try to kill me, but it showed a friendly demeanor.
So when the park rangers weren't looking, I kidnapped him.
And his name is Tom.
Let me show you him right now.
Come on, Tom.
put them in a storage bag take a look at Tom He's a big tarantula.
Don't mind that.
That was there we go.
So Tom is going to be my newest newest child.
He joins Bert and Arnold and Tuna.
And I'm also babysitting someone else's kid, Sally.
I'll show you Sally some other time.
Problem with Tom is he keeps trying to bite me.
Tom, ow, ow, Tom.
That hurts.
I told you about that, boy.
No more poison into daddy's flesh.
All right, so that's off for Carlsbad and New Mexico.
Now, maybe I'll check out the Carlsbad city, but other than that, into Texas I go.
I'm in
Abilene, Texas.
This is in the western part of Texas.
And to get here, I had to go through oil country through eastern New Mexico and the westernmost parts of Texas where it's just oil rigs, oil drilling things, and apparatus.
And a lot of trucks.
I've never seen so many trucks in my life.
You had pickup trucks, small ones, big ones, custom trucks, fuel trucks, sand trucks, cement trucks, tow trucks, these electrical wiring type of trucks, semi-tractor trailer trucks, trucks with big trailers, small trailers, just a lot of trucks.
And there's a stat that I think the Ford F-150 pickup truck is the number one selling truck in the United States.
And when you're on the East Coast, how is that possible?
Now I know how it's possible.
Odessa, Texas had more trucks than cars.
And seeing all these big trucks, somehow I feel inadequate.
I feel like my Venus is too small.
I have a small car.
All these guys have big trucks.
And I have something puny.
So I think I have to buy a truck now.
These bugs are biting me.
Ooh, they're really getting me.
I shouldn't stay here long.
A lot of times I go to a city because I like the name.
So I went to Odessa, Texas to see if it is like Odessa, Ukraine.
But it's pretty different.
Odessa, Texas is just the oil town.
And Abilene, Texas is cool.
I've only taken a block around like three, taken a walk around the three main blocks in the center and it's a lot of cool stuff.
Like buildings and signs or the bakery, coffee shop, more trucks.
You know, if you have a kid that likes trucks, just bring him here.
He'll just enjoy staring at all of these trucks.
So far, Texas, I've only been here a day, but it feels like a feels like South Dakota, but 100 times more dense and 10 times more hot.
With the same type of feeling to it, like this old-timey feel.
There's a culture here.
You know, there's a...
God, I'm so itchy.
Sorry, all these bugs are getting me.
Shit, I gotta get up.
Yeah, bugs got me mad.
So it feels kind of old.
It's like going back in time.
And there's a meme that goes something like, old, white people don't have culture.
And in some cases, this is true in the cities that are global homoized.
But in places like this, you feel something.
I feel something.
Some kind of unifying Texan culture and they have an accent here.
So I think I'm going to like Texas.
see
That's why anybody would have to follow me denied himself.
I know you black, but denied that first.
It's not priority!
I know Jean.
Thank you.
What's up, y'all?
I'm in Dallas, and the best part of Dallas is the name because Texas started off so well in those small towns and now in Dallas it just has that big metropolitan feel.
Traffic is horrendous here.
It reminds me of LA So you don't really learn a lot about Texas in Dallas.
There's a lot of LARPing going on pretending you're Texan, but there's not actual Texan things happening here.
And the only thing I noticed that was unique was there's a lot of blonde women with big chests.
And that's the standard beauty ideal here.
So blonde women who are thin with long hair and big chests.
And you see that a lot in the uptown area.
If you like that kind of thing, and I don't, but if you like that, then Dallas has it.
Unfortunately, though, a lot of girls are going overboard and they're in their 20s, but getting the fake lips.
So they got the fake lips and they got the fillers and stuff because there's a strong conformity to this beauty standard.
The displays of cleavage here is excessive.
On the East Coast, the women display their butts.
In Dallas, they display their boobs.
And the girls are very strategic about it.
They wear the necklaces and the pendant of the necklace is right at the top of their cleavage.
I just wanted to see what was on her necklace.
Maybe it was a cross.
But no, it was nothing interesting.
And she just wanted me to look at her boobs.
And she got me.
But I tried to look around.
It has a bit more culture than Phoenix.
Phoenix was void of culture.
You can tell people who live in Texas and do Texan things, they move to Dallas at some point, but you really lose a lot of the vibe when you get to cities that are greater than a million people.
It becomes this homogenized mess of material seekers who are stuck in their cars.
So that's unfortunately.
So I think I need to go back to a smaller Texan town to get the Texan vibe.
I went to the Texan State Fair and there was fried bread and circus.
It was something for the normal people.
It was pretty harmless.
You get to see how average people, normal people are.
And a lot of the food was fried.
There was a cotton candy taco and other creative things that I wasn't going to touch.
And just people having fun carnival stuff.
There was a singer there, a black singer.
And at first I was a little bit skeptical.
What is going on?
Is he just another hip-hop star?
But he was actually a gospel singer.
So he was, in between his songs, he was preaching a bit.
And the things he said was fine.
It wasn't heretical to my ears.
And I could see what he was doing.
He was drawing in the crowd with his entertainment, with the singing and the beats.
But once he had their attention, he was giving a little bit of the gospel.
So I kind of understood that.
And that is good that he found a way to reach certain kinds of people in order to spread the good word.
My Dallas event went really nice.
This event, more than any others, had men who were on their way to God.
They were right there at the door and they just needed one more step, like a nudge.
In this event, more than any, guys were asking me how to start.
You know, how to start with prayer, going to church, and things like that.
It seems here people in Dallas, they were inclined to go towards God more than some of the places on the West Coast.
So I hope I was able to help them.
I'm going to Austin and to Houston next to wrap up my time in Texas.
So if you want to come and hear my speech and participate in the Q ⁇ A, which a lot of men have been getting.
Some men have been getting more value out of the Q ⁇ A than the actual speech.
So the QA is determined by what you ask me.
And the speech is the same, but the Q ⁇ A, it's changing.
And I noticed that my answers are getting a little bit sharper.
So I hope that is more helpful.
I went to an Armenian church here in Dallas.
And the priest was a younger priest.
I knew I was going to get along with him.
So I kind of waited till everyone else left.
And then I met with the priest, and I talked his head off.
And he gave me a lot of guidance.
He was half Armenian, just like me.
So we had a natural bond.
And we talked about a lot of things.
And it's great.
I get along with the priests.
I can kind of hang with them.
I think my knowledge is going up.
So I have a lot of questions.
And they are answering them.
So I think God sent me to this particular priest to receive guidance from him.
So what's good is that you don't need to go to a monastery to receive spiritual guidance.
Just a normal parish priest.
He probably knows what you are going through, especially if he's a similar age as you.
So I'm leaving Dallas.
Austin is next.
I hope you can join on the tour.
And I hope you enjoyed this edition of Babylon Road.
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