Rubin Report - Dave Rubin - Dave Rubin Reacts to 'South Park's' Most Offensive Clips Pt. 3 Aired: 2024-12-26 Duration: 06:45 === Why You're Being Naughty (05:04) === [00:00:00] Alright, once again, wishing everybody a Merry Christmas. [00:00:02] The real gift I can give you is not doing any politics this week, but the bonus gift I can give you is reacting to South Park clips, which we know you people just love. [00:00:13] Here we go! [00:00:15] Ho, ho, ho! [00:00:16] Merry Christmas, everyone! [00:00:23] I'm hit! [00:00:24] I'm hit! [00:00:28] Realistic, realistic. [00:00:30] No one down, no one down! [00:00:33] Where are you taking me? [00:00:39] You are all being very naughty. [00:00:43] Why you come to Iraq, my main man? [00:00:45] What's going on here? [00:00:48] America wants to bomb my house, my main man. [00:00:50] They want to kill my wife and children. [00:00:52] We need to know, what is their plan? [00:00:54] I don't know, I live in the North Pole. [00:00:57] What are you doing? [00:00:58] They say that the Chinese were the first to experiment with electroshock to the testicles. [00:01:02] Oh no, not Santa's balls! [00:01:05] *coughs* What else is America planning? [00:01:18] I'm gonna f***ing kill you! [00:01:20] You're not in a position to kill anyone, my main man. [00:01:23] I just want you to tell me America's plan. [00:01:25] Been wearing for a long night because I don't know s***. [00:01:31] Drink it. [00:01:32] Drink the oil. [00:01:33] This is all you Western capitalists want. [00:01:37] Jesus Christ! [00:01:45] Santa? [00:01:46] I just couldn't do it. [00:01:49] I just couldn't let him live! [00:01:51] He shocked Santa's balls! [00:01:57] Get to the sleigh! [00:01:58] Get to the sleigh! [00:01:59] It's so insane. [00:02:00] I came to bring Christmas to Iraq, and by God, I'm gonna do it. [00:02:26] You know, whenever they tell you that Christians are intolerant, just show them that clip and note that nobody actually got killed for it. [00:02:33] Number two. [00:02:34] Excuse me. [00:02:35] Excuse me. [00:02:37] Hey, asshole. [00:02:38] You guys know that everyone thinks you're total f***s, right? [00:02:44] Thank you. [00:02:47] What did you say? [00:02:48] You know, when people like you drive down the streets with your unnecessarily loud motorcycles thinking you're all cool, everyone is actually laughing at you and calling you pathetic f***s. [00:02:56] You do realize this, right? [00:02:59] Hey, man, we roll how we roll, and if people are annoyed or intimidated by it, that's too bad for them. [00:03:06] Yeah! [00:03:08] No, no, no, nobody is intimidated, actually. [00:03:10] Everyone realizes that people who are so needy for attention they need to dress up and be as loud as possible are you guys and 16-year-old girls. [00:03:18] Just wanted to let you know you're f***ing f***s. [00:03:24] I mean, it's funny because it's true. [00:03:27] Next. [00:03:30] There, you see? [00:03:31] Can you f***ing believe it? [00:03:33] Is that really all our wiener sizes? [00:03:35] Yeah, dude, look at it! [00:03:36] It says right there, Eric Cartman 1.2 If they're gonna put us on blast, they're at least gonna get the numbers right. [00:03:43] We are going to re-measure! [00:03:46] Oh my god. [00:03:48] How did this get into our Christmas compilation? [00:04:12] Phoenix! [00:04:14] Next! [00:04:18] What I am about to tell you is highly classified. [00:04:20] Two days ago, Muslim terrorists hijacked our imagination. [00:04:25] Frankly, we don't know what their next move is or how to stop them. [00:04:29] In times like these, the government often turns to Hollywood for help. [00:04:33] You creative filmmakers can think of ideas we just can't. [00:04:35] That's why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyamalan. [00:04:39] The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, all very clever films. [00:04:43] But can you use your amazing idea brain now to help us stop the terrorists? === Controlling Digital Sovereignty (01:55) === [00:04:50] What if... [00:04:51] What if it turns out they aren't terrorists, but they're actually werewolves, from the future? [00:04:58] No, no, they're terrorists. [00:05:00] They've been linked to Al-Qaeda. [00:05:02] But what if Al-Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized? [00:05:05] By aliens? [00:05:07] N-no, that's not an idea. [00:05:09] That's a twist. [00:05:10] We need ideas. [00:05:12] How about we make everyone think that terrorists attacked us? [00:05:15] But really, we were all already dead. [00:05:19] Get him out of here. [00:05:20] I saw that one coming. [00:05:23] Mr. Bay, can you think of any ideas how to outwit these terrorists? [00:05:26] I believe I can. [00:05:28] We start by making a big CG building, and then we have a meteor go, and it's all like, and motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right? [00:05:38] No, no. [00:05:39] We need ideas how to stop the terrorists. [00:05:42] An 18-wheeler spins out of control, and it's all like, in this huge tanker full of diamonds. [00:05:48] He's just the worst. [00:05:51] Those aren't ideas! [00:05:53] Those are special effects! [00:05:57] I don't understand the difference. [00:06:00] That's good. [00:06:01] That's good. [00:06:02] And the greatest Christmas gift of all was knowing that Michael Bay will never do another Transformers movie. [00:06:10] Merry Christmas, everybody! [00:06:12] In a world where our digital lives are under constant threat, it's more important than ever to take control of our own security. [00:06:18] That's where Ledger comes in. 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