Aug. 11, 2024 - Rubin Report - Dave Rubin
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| Well, when I tell you you're gonna be goddamn pissed as hell when you find out that your Social Security, your 401ks, and your retirements, and all this other s*** you think you're protecting, they went to the Ukraine! | ||
| So did Medicaid go to all the people they brought in to replace you because they'll work for 25 cents an hour. | ||
| Hello! | ||
| Welcome to communism! | ||
| You better wake up! | ||
| Alright, she literally needs no introduction, Roseanne Barr. | ||
| Does anyone give you an introduction anymore? | ||
| What would they even say to give you an introduction at this point? | ||
| What would be the introduction you'd give yourself? | ||
| Well, I got my pronoun. | ||
| I figured it out. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Chosen of God. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So I just, you know, would prefer people use my pronoun, just introduce me such. | ||
| Chosen of God, Roseanne Barr, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Rosette, it's great to see you. | ||
| We were supposed to do this in person at your place in Austin and my plans got a little screwy, but we used to hang in LA. | ||
| We have both since left and fled that horrible communist place of California. | ||
| What was the last straw for you? | ||
| Oh, there were so many. | ||
| Well, I was living in Hawaii, too, a lot of times, so I wasn't all the way in L.A. | ||
| I just stopped off there when I flew someplace else, you know? | ||
| But I did have kids living there in L.A. | ||
| But then I came back to do the show that broke the camel's back, and I'm very proud of that. | ||
| But, Dave, yeah, remember when you used to come over to my studio there, and you would say, should I leave that chunk hunger show? | ||
| Remember, you say, I think he's a Jew-hater, and everything he says about Israel is a dirty, rotten lie. | ||
| It's, you know, that new commie shit, that new communist rewriting of Jewish history in the Levant. | ||
| And you said, but I don't have, you know, I'm afraid. | ||
| Remember that, Dave? | ||
| You hooked me up. | ||
| People, I've said it a couple of times publicly, but you fully hooked me up. | ||
| When I left the Young Turks, you had a beautiful studio that was, you were just using it for your own stuff and you welcomed us there. | ||
| And that's really where my show took off. | ||
| So I owe a lot to Roseanne. | ||
| I owe a lot to the Chosen One. | ||
| No, yes, you do. | ||
| Chosen by God. | ||
| But, um, you owe a lot to God. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I don't, you know, that other stuff we did, that was just secondary. | ||
| I always like to help a friend, but if you'll remember, and you probably don't cause you're probably under MK Ultra Nazi mind control like all Americans, but we prayed, Dave. | ||
| We prayed together. | ||
| We did a couple of times. | ||
| I would be open for you to not have to, you know, Be in front of people who just, you know, don't want us to be alive. | ||
| And, you know, because we can't be in that death cult because we're supposed to choose life, right? | ||
| And then God did open a lot of doors for you. | ||
| And so I hope that you are grateful for that and that you recognize that that was God and you jumped, you know, you jumped with no safety net, just faith. | ||
| And look where it got you. | ||
| I'm proud and happy for you. | ||
| And your spouse. | ||
| Well, that's really nice of you. | ||
| We did pray a couple times. | ||
| We smoked some of the funny stuff a couple times. | ||
| And I think we had some of your moonshine a couple times, if I'm not mistaken. | ||
| I'm not saying which order any of this was in. | ||
| Now, which was the moonshine I was having then? | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| Did I have the moonshine? | ||
| It came in a big jug and we had it at about 10 a.m. | ||
| Oh yeah, that was some real ass moonshine that some of my fans cooked up. | ||
| Well, that made you want to dance, didn't it? | ||
| Well, you would do some, you had some serious spin moves. | ||
| Have those moves been on camera? | ||
| Your dancing spin moves? | ||
| Uh, no, because you remember that one time? | ||
| I'm so sorry. | ||
| I can't remember your spouse's name. | ||
| David. | ||
| He's David also. | ||
| Yeah, I thought they were both named David, but then I said, no, they couldn't both be. | ||
| It's weird, it's weird. | ||
| There can't be two Jews named David in a marriage, but I guess God can do whatever He wants. | ||
| So yeah, I thought his name was there. | ||
| Okay, but y'all were over there at the studio, and it was Shabbat, and I said, hey y'all, do you want to watch me do my meditation poses? | ||
| And you guys was really scared. | ||
| My son came out. | ||
| I didn't know what you were going to do. | ||
| And we have that video and we just laugh. | ||
| I was doing some, but you know, you got to get the breath through all your body. | ||
| So you got to do these weird poses. | ||
| Yeah, but you guys were horrified. | ||
| You're like, we're right in our choice to become gay or be born gay or whatever it is you do. | ||
| I didn't know what was going on over there. | ||
| You'd come in, you'd light some candles, you'd dance around, you'd have some moonshine, you'd smoke a joint, but I have only great memories of the whole thing. | ||
| I have only great memories, too, and every time I see you, I just smile because I love that you are a true American conservative, and you get your voice because, you know, they used to just use you to bounce off so they have somebody call a racist. | ||
| And then I went full racist. | ||
| So there you go. | ||
| But you're, you're considered conservative now too, which is hilarious because you literally, I mean, your history beyond your own personal history, you put, when Roseanne was on air, maybe you'll remember what year, what year was it that you had the first lesbian kiss on network television? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| that probably 19 maybe 92 something like that 93 so it was they they threatened | ||
| they wasn't gonna show it you know they pulled it And I said, I don't think you're really going to want to do that. | ||
| And, you know, there was a whole write-in campaign. | ||
| Oh, it was just, you know, a big old scandal. | ||
| And they did end up showing it. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| They screened it in gay bars all over the country and people were cheering and But you know what I think now, David? | ||
| I always took it upon myself to use my show to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? | ||
| The problem with giving a voice to the voiceless, they never shut the fuck up! | ||
| They don't! | ||
| They never know when it's time to shut the fuck up. | ||
| Like when, you know, you got equal rights and blah blah. | ||
| Okay, so now... Exactly. | ||
| You're gonna take it too fucking far like you always do. | ||
| The left. | ||
| Hey, are we allowed to swear on your show? | ||
| Go nuts. | ||
| Go nuts. | ||
| They can't ever be happy with what they got, even though it's a miracle they got it. | ||
| Because they gotta please their masters, which require them to be fodder for fundraising. | ||
| And all that fundraising, it don't go to none of the people, it goes to the master's pocket. | ||
| They're slaves and they're idiots. | ||
| And I'm tired of them, and I just want to tell them exactly what they're doing in a voice they have. | ||
| Learned to listen to, or say fuck you to, I don't give a shit. | ||
| It's going in anyway or don't listen. | ||
| Listen or ignore me at your own peril, I don't give a shit anyway. | ||
| When did you realize that, that they never stop, that there's never too far there? | ||
| Because for me, when the gays got marriage, it was supposed to wrap up. | ||
| We got equality, we're good. | ||
| But then overnight, it flipped into, let's chop genitals off kids. | ||
| They just don't, when did you first see that? | ||
| No, it did not start there, David. | ||
| I had a lot of friends who were university professors. | ||
| They were the F word, feminists, who taught women's history in basically Jesuit universities. | ||
| That was the first shock. | ||
| And they had to deny them tenure and kick them off the universities because they refused to include trans theory in their classes, so they got rid of all the women. | ||
| And when I saw who's doing what and how they're positioning groups of people against their own better interests, They're dividing everybody to have two groups, an internal enemy and the regular dumbass people that are too busy to, you know, not listen to CNN. | ||
| But it has always started that way because they always get a foot in the door. | ||
| And this is what Stalinist communists do. | ||
| I remember way back when, when we used to be writing Jewish people, we used to write all these letters to the Soviet Union to free the Jews that they held as, you know, third-class citizens or else they put them in mental institutions or in camps because, you know, they wanted to be Jews. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Refuseniks, I think they were called. | ||
| Some of them were Refuseniks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And some of them were just Jews that wanted to be Jews and practice Judaism. | ||
| And so a lot of them went to Israel, you know, and a lot of them came here. | ||
| A lot of them went to France, a lot of them went to, you know, well, various countries all over the world. | ||
| And it never It never takes anybody by surprise. | ||
| It's that they ignore the little things. | ||
| Like with Hitler, the first thing he did was say, Jews have to have special permission to get phone numbers. | ||
| And, you know, everybody goes, oh, what does that matter? | ||
| It's incremental steps to destroy a nation and a people's laws of self-protection. | ||
| So, you know, it's just little steps. | ||
| So where do you think, where are we at in the, if this is just little steps to destruction, like, are we three steps away? | ||
| How close are we, like, in this weird moment that we're in right now? | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| Yeah, why not? | ||
| Well, they just tried to kill the leading contender for president of the United States. | ||
| Somebody. | ||
| And under the constant news barrage, I say the news is to disguise the news, but under that huge barrage of news, the other president disappeared. | ||
| Hello? | ||
| Yeah, as we're recording this right now, he has not been seen for about six days and wrote a letter on non-White House letterhead. | ||
| Journalists, responsible journalists, not, you know, those we see on television. | ||
| We don't see any on the networks with any integrity. | ||
| Or, they don't give a shit of how many people die. | ||
| I don't know how they can look themselves in the mirror. | ||
| I don't know how, do you? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| You know, they call that, our friend Michael Malice, he helped popularize that NPC meme, you know, the non-playable character, and that's kind of what they are. | ||
| They just, they are programmed a certain way, they can't see out of their cave, and they just do repetitive nonsense over and over and just deny reality. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Well, he also coined the phrase that they're awfuls, affluent, white, triggered. | ||
| Females. | ||
| Liberals. | ||
| Female liberals. | ||
| And they all, whenever, that's the Karens, and when you watch them, when I watch them, like, they act just like the ladies on The View when they have somebody on that they don't agree with. | ||
| There's all that sassy head shaking and calling them names and pointing them down and not listening. | ||
| They're training. | ||
| The viewers of The View, how to act, and they are awful. | ||
| That's their viewership, are affluent, white, feminist, or whatever they're calling themselves, trans. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're a fuckin' lunatic! | ||
| You're a freakin' lunatic! | ||
| Basically, basically, I think you got it there. | ||
| Do you think you could have gone the other way had you maybe not had kids? | ||
| You know, obviously you've been married a couple of times, you have kids, I know a couple of your kids, that, you know, certain, you mentioned feminism before, but you know, a lot of middle-aged female comics who are single... How dare you call me a middle-aged female comic! | ||
| You're a young lady as far as I'm concerned, but I'm talking about... I'm a male comic, baby! | ||
| No, you are... | ||
| I'll let you expose yourself in any way you want. | ||
| I'm boy and girl. | ||
| You're a little of everything. | ||
| Well, you had multiple personalities at one time, right? | ||
| Or at least something kind of? | ||
| I still got them, but they're all on the same team now. | ||
| That's got to be refreshing. | ||
| But do you think you would have went the other way, sort of politically? | ||
| Which other way? | ||
| There's 20 other ways I could have gone. | ||
| Well, you know, when people see all these female, you know, you're talking about the Harpies of the View, but there's a lot of sort of middle-aged female comics who never got married, never had kids, like say a Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, whoever it is. | ||
| You mean the lesbian witches? | ||
| It's all run by the lesbian communist witches. | ||
| You know, Marx was a devil worshiper. | ||
| He dedicated his book to Lucifer. | ||
| They're the Luciferians, and they're all witches. | ||
| I'm saying because I was there. | ||
| I wrote the Green New Deal, stupid asses. | ||
| Um, that was my campaign platform when I rapped for Socialist President, ya thieves! | ||
| We were friends! | ||
| I mean, I went to some campaign events with you back then. | ||
| Yeah, they just stole my fuckin' Green New Deal and fucked it up like they fucked up my show with their liberal horseshit. | ||
| That must've... Anyway... | ||
| Are you pissed about the show? | ||
| You know, they brought the show back. | ||
| It was actually funny, which it's impossible to make a funny sitcom these days. | ||
| They're so stiff and stilted and everything else. | ||
| And I remember... | ||
| Funny too, what with all those fucking, oh my god, it was nothing but wall-to-wall BLM. | ||
| And they hate the Jews, and let's be real, they hate Jews. | ||
| They think white people, that's their code word for Jews. | ||
| They're nothing but bigots. | ||
| They're on the big Democrat yank too, taking all that money that should have gone to black kids bettering their education or something for them, those billions. | ||
| But hell no, they're in on the yank. | ||
| Fuck yeah, they're all in on the yank. | ||
| Everybody who's a leader of anything is in on the yank, otherwise they wouldn't be no leader. | ||
| And they're blackmailed too. | ||
| That's how you get jumped into the fucking gang, and it is a gang, and it is a mafia, and you ain't in it. | ||
| You're the prey, you dumb fox! | ||
| You better wake up, I'm sick of your shit! | ||
| Go clean your room! | ||
| That was half George Carlin, half Jordan Peterson, half Roseanne Barr right there. | ||
| There was a little of every- No, because you said a lot. | ||
| And a little Alex Jones, too. | ||
| And a little Alex Jones. | ||
| That was four halves. | ||
| It was a lot. | ||
| But did you think the show was going to... When the show took off, so they bring back Roseanne, obviously. | ||
| You kind of said that the last season of the original Roseanne didn't exist. | ||
| You guys reboot it. | ||
| You're now coming back in this crazy woke universe. | ||
| I remember the night that you tweeted... | ||
| Walk for the wrong reason, because I'm going to talk about... I like to talk about how many awards I won for the humanities and against racism and for immigration of Arabs. | ||
| I won every award you could get. | ||
| There was nothing more aggressive than my show. | ||
| No, that was the point of the original show. | ||
| You were fighting for the working man. | ||
| It was also fairly balanced. | ||
| And it didn't make the other half of the country into buffoons that you could hate and raise funds against, because I'm not a bullshit. | ||
| I'm not full of shit. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I'm not going straight to hell and burning there in the lake of fire for time and all eternity, neither. | ||
| So did you realize that it wasn't going to end well, knowing that you were going right back into the system? | ||
| Yeah, in fact, that's my new act, kind of, because I was, like, just happy there, smoking Da'Kind Hocka Lolo with my bruhs over there at, uh, trying to Kamina the Ina. | ||
| Kamina the Ina. | ||
| You were happy. | ||
| You didn't need to go back. | ||
| I mean, I smoked some of your stuff, and I'm not a pro like you, but, I mean, you had me completely retarded, if I can say, and yet you still went back into the machine. | ||
| Well, you just are more of what you are, so don't say you became retarded. | ||
| But anyway, what I became was, like, even more, like, loving to think of possibilities and jokes. | ||
| You know, I get a million jokes. | ||
| None of them make sense in the end. | ||
| But a lot of jokes I'll write for God, you know, because He's funny. | ||
| And he'll get them, and he'll give me a lot of jokes, too. | ||
| Like, the whole world, sometimes I feel like, oh, he's just letting it go like this so I don't have to work hard to write a joke, which I really do appreciate, and that's why I feel chosen, because the jokes just write themselves. | ||
| But anyways, there I was in Hawaii, and I kind of got this God feeling, like, hey, you've got to do this, because your country needs you or something. | ||
| It's always mattered to me that they don't, because I know how commies work, because, you know, my parents and grandparents escaped commies to come here. | ||
| Because we know where it always ends with blood, because commies crave blood. | ||
| That's why their flags red. | ||
| They love to foment. | ||
| And turn people against each other while they pocket everybody's money. | ||
| Because, you know, they always say capitalism is a pyramid scheme. | ||
| And they always talk about, you know, a broad foundation. | ||
| You know, Marx talked about this with the tippy top of the rulers. | ||
| Well, Marx was actually a capitalist when you really break it all down. | ||
| And what he did was just invert that pyramid so that it will implode. | ||
| See what I'm saying? | ||
| Too much socialism makes the bubble burst. | ||
| And when the bubble bursts, the worst of vampires move in. | ||
| And that's what it's for. | ||
| It's all the same fucking yank. | ||
| And the people are not getting any of it. | ||
| A few people are. | ||
| The ones who are getting the money are the ones who tell everybody to be on the left. | ||
| Or some of them get paid to, say, be on the far right. | ||
| Because the far right and the far left, there's where all the money meets. | ||
| All the money. | ||
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And yet, here you are, now loved by people on the right, which was kind of ironic, considering... They'll probably hate me again, because I'm not going to go... I'm not a joiner. | |
| I only Do what God wants me to do. | ||
| I don't do what other people say, obviously. | ||
| And I never keep my mouth shut, even if it ruins my whole fucking life, unfortunately. | ||
| Because I'm just made like that, and if he puts it in my head, I'm gonna do it, and I guess I don't care. | ||
| I'm 72, what do I give a shit at this point, after all I've been through? | ||
| Do you have any part of you that can control the voice, actually? | ||
| I remember once, I don't know if you remember this, we were in your office. | ||
| And we were on a call with some network guy and they were maybe going to offer you something and he was just sort of bullshitting and we were on speakerphone and I remember the way you grabbed the phone when you were just done listening to his nonsense and you just went off on the guy and I was like wow that was that was really awesome actually because it was just sort of like bullshit network talk and you just leveled it. | ||
| What did I say? | ||
| Well, you just went off on him, like, I'm Roseanne Barr, and I don't need this bullshit, and I got plenty of money, and you guys, you're just talking in circles, and I don't want to rep Sharon. | ||
| But it was just like, you were just listening, and the next thing I know, you kind of went off on the guy. | ||
| But you were right, is my point, that there was something in you that was kind of holding back, and then you just cracked and went for it. | ||
| Well, they never, I don't know why they even call me to hire me. | ||
| The first thing they say is, hey, we don't want you to be you. | ||
| Are you in? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they don't think I get that. | ||
| They don't think I hear it or something, but I think it's because I'm a woman, Dave, because, you know, so many men in Hollywood, they just hate women. | ||
| And let's be real, they just look down on us and they think, you know, unless we fill their stereotype, but they just think we're cows that talk. | ||
| They go, goddamn, look at that cow. | ||
| It's moving its lips. | ||
| And words are coming out. | ||
| I don't know what they really are, but who's ever thought of a talking cow? | ||
| That's something. | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| That's how they talk to you. | ||
| It's discouraging. | ||
| I don't want no part of it, you know. | ||
| I just can't. | ||
| But anyway, God comes in there. | ||
| He goes, go back. | ||
| So, I get on the phone. | ||
| Everybody tells me, this time it's going to be different, specifically Sarah Gilbert. | ||
| I got your back. | ||
| Because I can't go through the gauntlet. | ||
| I can't talk to. | ||
| I can't justify. | ||
| I can't, you know, just let me be me. | ||
| Just let me do the thing I do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, I got your back. | ||
| I'll protect you with my life. | ||
| You can count on it. | ||
| I said, well, what if I, you know, and I said at the beginning, what if I do something obviously that, you know, causes a problem? | ||
| Well, you have 24 hours to cure it. | ||
| That was in my contract. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Anyway, what I gotta say is... | ||
| Look what they're doing. | ||
| I mean, they were... They're on some other planet. | ||
| I mean, they want... I don't know what they're doing. | ||
| Because when I tried to do a gay kiss over there, they were appalled. | ||
| I don't know, maybe because, but then the next thing you know, everything has to be gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. | ||
| No straight men, no white men. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| But you know what I think it is too? | ||
| Bigots never know they're bigots, do they? | ||
| Never. | ||
| They think it's those people's fault. | ||
| It's just how it works. | ||
| It's hilarious, actually. | ||
| So basically, you go in the first time around, and people that don't remember this, or from my audience that's younger, that didn't watch it originally, like, you were constantly fighting with the executives and with the writers. | ||
| The same one. | ||
| Right, so then now it's... I'm so stupid. | ||
| God's like, well, I blame God, actually. | ||
| But I thought I need to correct what I, you know, the mistakes I made because maybe I | ||
| wasn't always respectful, maybe I wasn't always blah, blah, you know, correct my karma, my | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| Wait, so that's partly why you wanted to do the show? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And also, more than anything, I don't like segregation and I saw that what they were doing was trying to segregate people and then make them proud, which is just, come on, that's tribal war in the making. | ||
| And I wasn't going to see none of it because my family, as Jews, they've had enough tribal war, believe me, we've had enough of it. | ||
| And we don't want it here in America, a constitutional republic that guarantees freedom of religion. | ||
| No, we don't want that here, excuse me. | ||
| So, I felt in many ways that I could do it because I wanted to show a fully integrated American family because the fact is that working class America is the integrated people. | ||
| Certainly not them ones up there. | ||
| They live behind gates and they don't The only time they see people of color is, you know, when they have people come to work for them. | ||
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Right, the land saver. | |
| Yeah, or whoever. | ||
| Depends. | ||
| They're bankers? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know, but they don't have them at their parties or at anything meaningful, because I was there and it always bothered me. | ||
| And I thought, this is not the way to go. | ||
| This is not what This ain't America, you know? | ||
| Maybe it is. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You have the right to be with your people when you want to be just with your people. | ||
| Everybody has that right, but not always and to the exclusion, the continual exclusion of everybody else. | ||
| We have to live together, you know, if we want to or will. | ||
| You know, what did he say, Benjamin Franklin? | ||
| If we don't stand together, we'll hang together. | ||
| I went back and I wanted to show because, you know, I have an, I don't, you know, some people say, don't say African American anymore. | ||
| Some black people say that. | ||
| Just say, you know, I'm a proud black American. | ||
| That's what they tell me. | ||
| I can't speak for any of them, but whatever. | ||
| I do have a, a, A black godson that I've raised with my son since they were real little, like two years old, you know, and I love his family and they've been in my life and I care for him. | ||
| So I wanted to show what I had gleaned from having that relationship because it was very meaningful to me. | ||
| And you know, I don't want to say his name because he's a stockbroker, but, uh, you know, uh, It's so hilarious because he was the only one of my kids that got into the Jewish school. | ||
| Well, because he had only one with grades. | ||
| but anyway um it taught me a lot about um assumptions not not | ||
| I don't even call it prejudice anymore, because everybody's prejudiced, but assumptions we make about other people when we don't even know them. | ||
| That's just like to every human you meet, no matter their color. | ||
| You already got that. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| But anyway, so I wanted to do that, and I went back and I mean, I picked the writers and the producers and stuff, and I picked people I'd worked with before that I thought cared about the product. | ||
| Because the first time around, they didn't give a shit about the product. | ||
| They only cared about getting me. | ||
| And that was scary. | ||
| Right, because first time around, you're just a stand-up comic who's blowing up after The Tonight Show, and it's just like, let's just build something around her. | ||
| This time around, you're Roseanne Barr. | ||
| And it was a Calvert talk that didn't go to Harvard. | ||
| And she's fat. | ||
| And she has a dirty mouth, and, you know, she's a dirty nightclub comic. | ||
| Right, but this time it was... And she comes from a trailer court. | ||
| It's all those lovely things that they assume about somebody. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Don't even know what you can do or nothing. | ||
| And then when you can do it, they get even more mad. | ||
| That's what I found out. | ||
| So you come in, now you have your own people. | ||
| So this is around 2013, I think. | ||
| It becomes the number one sitcom in America. | ||
| We're talking about the reboot, obviously, of Roseanne. | ||
| And then one night, I literally remember being on my couch, seeing your tweet, and all hell breaks loose. | ||
| What was that night like? | ||
| Well, it was Memorial Day, and so I was having a couple beers for our fallen heroes, like everybody in America. | ||
| I had more than a couple, I guess. | ||
| I had quite a few beers for our fallen heroes, as I do 365 days a year. | ||
| A true patriot. | ||
| A true patriot. | ||
| Uh, and then I mix it with Ambien, Drug of the Devil, and I never have been on that since then. | ||
| But, uh, well, one time I tried to bake a cake on Ambien and I cracked an egg on the wall. | ||
| I hope I found the next egg. | ||
| Uh-huh, while I was asleep. | ||
| But anyway, so, uh, see, always I'm having... I'm always conversing in my mind with God. | ||
| The problem is that He answers. | ||
| That's why I've always been locked up. | ||
| But now I'm 72 and I just did this ketamine treatment and it showed me I really was talking to God and I still am. | ||
| They just can't handle that I do. | ||
| But I'm not going to apologize for it anymore or let them cut parts of my brains out or drug me or nothing. | ||
| I'm just going to do it. | ||
| So God woke me up, and he's like, hey, Rosanne, check out this meme. | ||
| Oh, he has a Jamaican accent, too, but I don't do it too well yet. | ||
| I'm practicing. | ||
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He's like, Rosanne, look at this meme. | |
| And, you know... That sounded a little more Arabic. | ||
| Yeah, I know, and they end up all sounding Lithuanian, like my grandma. | ||
| I can understand that, but it also sounds Chicano, because I was in love with the neighbor boy. | ||
| So God has a Jamaican-Lithuanian accent. | ||
| Got it, got it. | ||
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Kind of, yeah. | |
| His own way. | ||
| But he's like, look at this meme. | ||
| Maybe he sounds like me. | ||
| Look at this here meme, and I looked at it, and it was a meme that I was startled by, and God says, write this down exactly as I tell you. | ||
| So I thought I did, but looking back, I may have jarbled it up a bit. | ||
| Anyway, it was a picture of this, you know, I basically racially misgendered someone I assumed to be white. | ||
| But I'll tell you what, it was a picture of her next to a picture of, I can't remember her name, Helena Bonham Carter in full makeup for my favorite movie, Planet of the Apes. | ||
| Now, I just have to say, What with my eyesight and my, uh, debased condition and such. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But to me, they look like two peas in a pod, like total twins, you know, like Xerox copies, like, uh, you know, uh, doppelgangers, like identical to the, to the haircut, you know? | ||
| And, uh, so I thought it was a white woman and such. | ||
| And so I thought, hey, here's a good way to talk about the bullshit Iran deal of Valerie Jarrett, which is just like Planet of the Apes, the movie, which is just about arresting all the citizens that know how to read and everything they did, the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Iran, and they're doing it here now. | ||
| And so I was like, yeah, look, And, you know, because I was in the middle of a three-month conversation with journalists in Iran, and, you know, first thing I get, my boyfriend comes in, he goes, hey, ABC's on the phone. | ||
| And I says, why? | ||
| I mean, You know, they're always calling me all the time. | ||
| Like the one time that there was a picture of David Hogg with his hand outstretched and a black armband. | ||
| And I go, look, I mean, look at that looks like a Hitler Youth. | ||
| And then ABC called me and goes, could you please take that down? | ||
| Because they were monitoring me. | ||
| Anything I said that wasn't libtard, you know, was a threat to their democracy of no democracy. | ||
| So I would take it down because, you know, So they call me and I'm like, uh, you know, but I had already deleted it. | ||
| Cause like, after I thought about it, I was like, um, don't make, don't say Muslim Brotherhood with Ballard Dirk. | ||
| Cause I knew that was just some heavy duty shit that I wouldn't have did if I wasn't drunk. | ||
| And, uh, so I deleted it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| ABC calls him morning, boyfriend comes in and he goes, uh, ABC's called and you're all over the news. | ||
| I'm like, why? | ||
| Goes, oh, cause that was a racist tweet. | ||
| And I swear to God. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I said, Muslim is not a, I was still had vestigial libtard in me. | ||
| So I was all up my ass, you know, like Muslim is not a race to the world. | ||
| And he goes, no, she's black. | ||
| I'm like, huh? | ||
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Oh shit. | |
| Because the implication was that you thought that this black woman looked like a monkey. | ||
| Well, that's what ABC said. | ||
| Although I had 24 hours in my contract to cure anything that was a wry or a mistake I'd made, I said, Hey, um, why don't you let me go on Jimmy Kimmel or The View? | ||
| They've both done Blackface, and you didn't do shit about that. | ||
| Let me go on there and explain and apologize, because I never... Nope. | ||
| Canceled my show within 20 minutes. | ||
| And then they refused to allow me to come on any of their shows. | ||
| But the very next day, they just called me a racist and called my racist tweet. | ||
| Because in their mind, whenever they see, this is what's so sick. | ||
| I never used the word monkey. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, because they are that racist and I know it because I was fighting them the whole time I was on TV to have black writers, a black crew, because that mattered to me. | ||
| But it was also what you did on camera. | ||
| It's also what you did on the show. | ||
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So it was both ways. | |
| Well, yeah, they had to diminish that because I had to be, I mean, Looking at the left now, and this is why I left the left, after I saw how mind-controlled they are. | ||
| They're just mind-controlled. | ||
| You know, also when I ran as president, I got, you know, I'm pretty cute, and people liked me at certain times, and if I get a few drinks in somebody, they'll tell me the truth. | ||
| If I ask the right questions, People will always tell me the truth. | ||
| And I do ask the right questions at the right time, and I always get the truth. | ||
| And the truth is in funding. | ||
| Who funds what? | ||
| Who's the donors of what? | ||
| Who are the donors? | ||
| They say follow the money, but they never follow the money to the donors. | ||
| And that's imperative that we do that. | ||
| Because they don't... You can't... | ||
| Allow people who don't have your right to live donate to the party you vote for? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| You know, that's my line. | ||
| They got the chickens voting for Colonel Sanders. | ||
| Everybody's stealing that line. | ||
| I wish I could get a dollar for all the politicians that have said that one in the last five years, but it's true. | ||
| So do you think that basically that thing happened, the show, again, the No. | ||
| 1 show, I think it was the No. | ||
| 1 show on television, maybe not even the No. | ||
| 1 show, maybe not even just the No. | ||
| 1 sitcom, but No. | ||
| 1 show certainly on ABC. | ||
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Do you think that it was basically... It got 28 million viewers. | |
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| That's like the biggest show in 15 years. | ||
| Okay, anyway, but the first day when I was in the room with the writers, it was a huge wake-up call for me, and I was like, oh, fuck, this is not. | ||
| This is just not. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'll Trump hate a hundred percent. | ||
| 100% Trump Hayden. | ||
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So that's what I was going to ask. | |
| Because it was Hillary! | ||
| It's Hillary! | ||
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Pffft. | |
| Like demons, man. | ||
| They couldn't even hear. | ||
| And of course they trained that all on me, because how dare you? | ||
| The look I got just walking in was demonic. | ||
| So do you think that's what really... And I knew why. | ||
| I knew why. | ||
| And they want to write lovingly for the people who are those filthy, unwashed, working people that like Trump. | ||
| You're going to write about those people. | ||
| I think, you know, we'll see about that. | ||
| So I had to bend, twist, and I was happy to do it because I had God with me, so I didn't really need too much from them. | ||
| But they did do good many times. | ||
| Many times they didn't. | ||
| Many times they couldn't. | ||
| But it all worked out. | ||
| But then here was the shit. | ||
| The first time they had us go meet the press, it was a gauntlet. | ||
| It was a gauntlet of one black person after another standing up And saying, Roseanne, how could you? | ||
| You were always for civil rights. | ||
| You were for women. | ||
| You know, taking everything that I gave up my nervous system to do. | ||
| Used to be pro-gay. | ||
| And I was staring at him, you know, because I knew it was coming, but I couldn't believe it the first time. | ||
| And they said, and now how you've thrown all your support to a racist. | ||
| And Sarah Gilbert, of course, is the one that said, don't don't say anything. | ||
| So first time I didn't say nothing, I just was cool like. | ||
| Mary Ann Williams there, I know her, she's cool. | ||
| I saw her do it once, somebody attacked her, and she goes, thank you for your opinion. | ||
| Next, which I admired, so I said that. | ||
| Well, the second time it was, how could you do another black person saying the same thing? | ||
| Like, Not even asking about the show or nothing. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| And so, like, by about the fourth time in a row, but it got up to five or six or something, I can't remember, I was like, where's ABC? | ||
| This is their press conference for their new show. | ||
| Where are they? | ||
| And you know, because that's what's going to go out in the press is, Roseanne had no answer when asked why she supports Rick for my show. | ||
| So I said, where are they? | ||
| And so she says, don't say anything. | ||
| Don't say anything. | ||
| And so I just got really, you know, I turned into a A, how do they call us? | ||
| Pushy, bitter, mean old Jew. | ||
| You know, as is my right at times. | ||
| And so I said to her, they're not asking you no shits. | ||
| Why don't you shut your fucking mouth? | ||
| And then I said, I don't like that you're calling me a racist when the fact is, the | ||
| reason I don't like Hillary Clinton is because what she did in Haiti. | ||
| Would you like to discuss that further? | ||
| And you know, then ABC came in and stopped. | ||
| That's when they stopped it. | ||
| And they kick me off all the time wherever I go because they despise the truth. | ||
| Like I was going on all these pro-Palestinian Gaza where they hold up the kids, you know, where all the dead children, and putting on there as my comment, of course I got banned for this too, you know, I've been kicked off of Twitter 900 times because I got fake accounts. | ||
| Now I can't even get back on there if I buy two new computers. | ||
| Anyway, so I go on there and I go, what a shame you didn't put those children in the tunnels that Worldwide Aid paid for. | ||
| Why don't you do that? | ||
| Why don't you put those children in the tunnels where they're safe? | ||
| Why don't you do that? | ||
| Oh my God, so YouTube kicked me off of TikTok, kicked me off of demonetize, because you cannot Have free speech in this country if it says anything about the overthrow of our government, the coup, the endless fucking communist coup of our government, and the weaponization of our government through the far left who controls our government. | ||
| Hello? | ||
| You want to be in a commie country? | ||
| Is that what you want? | ||
| Well, enjoy it. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| I'm fighting as hard as I can over here. | ||
| Well, goddammit, these people, just because you think you're going to keep getting your, you know, your benefits and whatever else they bullshitted you into thinking you're going to get. | ||
| Most people who vote Democrat are employed by the government. | ||
| That's the truth. | ||
| Well, when I tell you, you're going to be goddamn pissed as hell when you find out that your Social Security, your 401ks, and your retirements, and all this other shit you think you're protecting, they went to the Ukraine! | ||
| So did Medicaid go to all the people they brought in to replace you because they'll work for 25 cents an hour. | ||
| Hello, welcome to communism. | ||
| You better wake up. | ||
| You think there's anything we can do to stop it? | ||
| I mean, do you think it's here? | ||
| Like, are we just in it now? | ||
| We're just, you know, we're just kind of in like the Frankenstein version of the end of capitalism, something like that? | ||
| Where's the president? | ||
| Where's the army when we're being invaded? | ||
| How come nobody's getting arrested but all the rapists are getting let out of prison? | ||
| Well, because rape and terror are one way of causing chaos and ruining a community, a state. | ||
| You dishearten people. | ||
| You destroy them. | ||
| You know, that's what commies do. | ||
| Remember Mao? | ||
| Remember, like, what? | ||
| He killed 50 million farmers, raping them all. | ||
| Remember Vietnam? | ||
| Remember the Viet Cong? | ||
| Remember all that? | ||
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Hello? | |
| Remember Stalin? | ||
| Killing all the Jews? | ||
| More than Hitler? | ||
| Remember that? | ||
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Remember Hitler? | |
| He was one too. | ||
| He just put the word nationalism in front of it. | ||
| You better wake up and ignore me at your peril. | ||
| Listen, I'm old. | ||
| I won't be around here for much longer. | ||
| And believe me, I have no desire to prolong my life amongst y'all. | ||
| So I'm gonna do what I have to do as fast as I can. | ||
| And, you know, God wants me to wake up the Libtards. | ||
| And I'm not giving up on you! | ||
| I raised most of you ass! | ||
| And I'm not giving up on you! | ||
| Snap out of it! | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| I can't let them be lost to the devil. | ||
| And that's who's coming for them. | ||
| So I just pray for them like I don't have no tomorrow. | ||
| I pray for all the people that's on the wrong road. | ||
| It's so simple to be on the right one. | ||
| I don't care who you are. | ||
| It isn't up to me to say what's a sin and what isn't a sin. | ||
| Keep your fucking mouth shut! | ||
| You don't have the right to say what's a sin and what isn't a sin. | ||
| If it's in the book, read it! | ||
| Shut the fuck up! | ||
| You don't speak for God! | ||
| Fix yourself! | ||
| You got a lot of shit to fix yourself with. | ||
| That'll keep you busy for the rest of your life. | ||
| Trust me, I know! | ||
| It takes your whole life to fix your own broken down ass. | ||
| It does. | ||
| Every minute. | ||
| It takes every minute of your life to fix yourself. | ||
| And to have the courage to say, I am so sorry. | ||
| to those around you you've harmed, even to be conscious of doing so, but to apologize | ||
| and make it right, and even more to ask God to forgive you for when you, you know, went | ||
| astray or made a mistake or didn't say it right. | ||
| For me, you know, I never say it right. | ||
| But sometimes you can't say it right. | ||
| There's no other way to say it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just have to say it, Dave. | ||
| I don't care if anybody listens at this point. | ||
| But they are listening. | ||
| They are listening. | ||
| You've had this whole other career then because of this. | ||
| That has nothing to do with doing a sitcom in that little box. | ||
| Well, I tried to tell people when I came back. | ||
| We have to stick together, help each other, divest ourselves of our | ||
| pre-assumptions over other people and their differences. We have to like celebrate what's the same in | ||
| us because it's all the same shit. | ||
| We just want good places for our kids to grow up and good schools. | ||
| All that other stuff is superfluous, and we'll take care of that after we get the public's money. | ||
| Under audit and control by the public and the public's servants. | ||
| And we have none of that, thanks to the Democrats. | ||
| The Democrats are the ones who opposed every single civil rights law that ever was invented in this country. | ||
| They don't like individual rights. | ||
| They're hive mind. | ||
| They don't like individual rights. | ||
| They only like group think. | ||
| They don't like individuals who will strive, who are gifted, who have talent. | ||
| They hate you. | ||
| They're just all hate. | ||
| And people who create, and people who want to reach people and inspire them, hate don't make you like that. | ||
| That's love that makes you like that. | ||
| The gift that God gives you, He gives you out of love, because He knows you care about sending out love. | ||
| He's not going to help you with no hate. | ||
| Even rappers that sound hateful, it's got a loving message under it. | ||
| Hello, art is love. | ||
| Uh, anyway, you know, they're trying to make me do a new sitcom, Dave, and I'm like, oh no, don't, Lord, don't make me do that, you know? | ||
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Yeah, here we go again. | |
| But I did write it, so I'll see. | ||
| I don't want to though. | ||
| I wish some other old lady could do it. | ||
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Who could do it? | |
| Who could be you? | ||
| There's no who, who? | ||
| Impossible. | ||
| I was trying to find an actress I think could do it. | ||
| I think Monique could do it. | ||
| I told her that. | ||
| I think she could. | ||
| She's a badass, man. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Well, I see you're done with me. | ||
| Hey, don't let me ramble off like some fucking crazy old bitter Jew, which I am. | ||
| But I'm only bitter because it could be so much better in the blink of an eye. | ||
| All you have to do is decide that. | ||
| Right, Dave? | ||
| Roseanne, I love you. | ||
| I want to go on y'all's honeymoon or whatever it is. | ||
| You want to come with us off the grid? | ||
| I'm going to text you. | ||
| I'll tell you where we're going. | ||
| Maybe you could just show up. | ||
| Maybe you could come to Hawaii and see off the grid. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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I want, I want... All right, love you. | |
| Nice to see you. | ||
| Be back in touch. | ||
| We'll do this in person at your place, but for real, you were a piece of my adventure along the way, and it worked. | ||
| And so everything... Oh, I'm still here. | ||
| And you're still here. | ||
| And you're still here. | ||
| So maybe I'm a piece of your adventure too, huh? | ||
| Now you are. | ||
| Now you are like the pilot. | ||
| Hello. | ||
| All right, we're going to have some academia nuts in Hawaii. | ||
| All right, kiddo. | ||
| And some moonshine in Austin. | ||
| We're always drinking, baby. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Love you, Roseanne. |
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