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April 21, 2022 - Rubin Report - Dave Rubin
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Dave Rubin Makes America Laugh Again. DBTC Opening Night HIGHLIGHTS! | Direct Message | Rubin Report
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You're January 6th.
You were in there on January 6th.
And they're just letting you wander free right now.
I was going for a trans black midget, but alright.
Alright, we got one winner.
He starts talking to these people.
You know, he's on the other side of this.
He's talking to these people.
And then the Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny literally comes up to him and moves him away from the people like, no, no, no.
I'm in charge here.
Okay?
Most people's eyebrows keep moving up your head.
How is that possible?
How is that?
I mean, I've seen some weird stuff.
With all due respect, ladies and gentlemen, I've seen some weird work.
But, this man that's on stage, I just looked at him and I went,
Dang!
Nobody cares anymore.
Gay people don't care if they're gay anymore.
My husband's gay.
I don't give a shit.
Is there any lesbians here?
Jesus, that's one way to avoid.
Why'd you point at him?
Well, what do you know?
He's a lesbian!
I'm not a biologist!
I think these are... This country is not beyond saving, thanks to people like you.
Don literally just got on the phone and said, Dad, divorce him.
You know, there's a consequence to being a conservative that there isn't for the other
side, regardless of how radical you get.
Do you realize the only Hollywood people that will talk to this family anymore are the village
people?
you The village people.
Okay?
Big resurgence here.
Also, the fact that that is your dad's theme song... Does he know what that song is about?
I believe he calls it the Gay National Anthem.
But people like it.
He's just going through the catalog.
Can't play that.
Can't play that.
They'll assume they hate village people.
Let's go.
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