| Speaker | Time | Text |
|---|---|---|
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unidentified
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You're January 6th. | |
| You were in there on January 6th. | ||
| And they're just letting you wander free right now. | ||
| I was going for a trans black midget, but alright. | ||
| Alright, we got one winner. | ||
| He starts talking to these people. | ||
| You know, he's on the other side of this. | ||
| He's talking to these people. | ||
| And then the Easter Bunny. | ||
| The Easter Bunny literally comes up to him and moves him away from the people like, no, no, no. | ||
| I'm in charge here. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Most people's eyebrows keep moving up your head. | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| How is that? | ||
| I mean, I've seen some weird stuff. | ||
| With all due respect, ladies and gentlemen, I've seen some weird work. | ||
| But, this man that's on stage, I just looked at him and I went, | ||
| Dang! | ||
| Nobody cares anymore. | ||
| Gay people don't care if they're gay anymore. | ||
| My husband's gay. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
| Is there any lesbians here? | ||
| Jesus, that's one way to avoid. | ||
| Why'd you point at him? | ||
| Well, what do you know? | ||
| He's a lesbian! | ||
| I'm not a biologist! | ||
| I think these are... This country is not beyond saving, thanks to people like you. | ||
| Don literally just got on the phone and said, Dad, divorce him. | ||
| You know, there's a consequence to being a conservative that there isn't for the other | ||
| side, regardless of how radical you get. | ||
| Do you realize the only Hollywood people that will talk to this family anymore are the village | ||
| people? | ||
| you The village people. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Big resurgence here. | ||
| Also, the fact that that is your dad's theme song... Does he know what that song is about? | ||
| I believe he calls it the Gay National Anthem. | ||
| But people like it. | ||
| He's just going through the catalog. | ||
| Can't play that. | ||
| Can't play that. | ||
| They'll assume they hate village people. | ||
| Let's go. |