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unidentified
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You're January 6th. | |
You were in there on January 6th. | ||
And they're just letting you wander free right now. | ||
I was going for a trans black midget, but alright. | ||
Alright, we got one winner. | ||
He starts talking to these people. | ||
You know, he's on the other side of this. | ||
He's talking to these people. | ||
And then the Easter Bunny. | ||
The Easter Bunny literally comes up to him and moves him away from the people like, no, no, no. | ||
I'm in charge here. | ||
Okay? | ||
Most people's eyebrows keep moving up your head. | ||
How is that possible? | ||
How is that? | ||
I mean, I've seen some weird stuff. | ||
With all due respect, ladies and gentlemen, I've seen some weird work. | ||
But, this man that's on stage, I just looked at him and I went, | ||
Dang! | ||
Nobody cares anymore. | ||
Gay people don't care if they're gay anymore. | ||
My husband's gay. | ||
I don't give a shit. | ||
Is there any lesbians here? | ||
Jesus, that's one way to avoid. | ||
Why'd you point at him? | ||
Well, what do you know? | ||
He's a lesbian! | ||
I'm not a biologist! | ||
I think these are... This country is not beyond saving, thanks to people like you. | ||
Don literally just got on the phone and said, Dad, divorce him. | ||
You know, there's a consequence to being a conservative that there isn't for the other | ||
side, regardless of how radical you get. | ||
Do you realize the only Hollywood people that will talk to this family anymore are the village | ||
people? | ||
you The village people. | ||
Okay? | ||
Big resurgence here. | ||
Also, the fact that that is your dad's theme song... Does he know what that song is about? | ||
I believe he calls it the Gay National Anthem. | ||
But people like it. | ||
He's just going through the catalog. | ||
Can't play that. | ||
Can't play that. | ||
They'll assume they hate village people. | ||
Let's go. |