"The Woman Who Raised Me" | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #106
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Hi everybody, it's Jake.
We are in San Francisco.
My mother is here to help her mother.
I will say no more.
It's a private personal matter, but we are here as a family and we're having the best time.
The reason I'm telling you about it is because when we started this episode, we planned on covering the Epstein files and the Texas floods and the Mecca Hitler Grok, which we do get to in this episode.
But as we started recording, my mother started talking to her mother who was off screen and didn't want to be on camera.
And it was just such a lovely back and forth that I decided just to let it flow.
So it's different than our usual podcasts.
We get to the good stuff at the end, but I think you'll like it.
It's a rare look into someone's life.
And I know you're all big fans of my mother, and I just think it's beautiful.
So I'm going to pretty much air this unedited.
Like I said, we do get into the news and the good stuff later on in the episode, but you know, I think you'll enjoy it.
So anyway, I just wanted to tell you because you were going to watch it and go, when's the show going to start?
Do they even know they're taping?
And yeah, we knew we were taping and we had a good time.
So my buddy is talking a lot in this episode and she is off camera.
So I apologize for the low audio levels.
I do my best to bring you guys good quality.
It's not easy.
I have trouble every week because my mother's, shall we say, vocal range is difficult to edit around.
But anyway, enjoy.
I love you guys.
Thank you so much for your support.
We've been doing this for a little over a year and you guys have been wonderful through the ups and the downs.
And, you know, we were going through it.
So we just love you guys.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
Bye.
Greetings, Earthlings and humans.
And what you got?
What have you?
What are they, Jake?
Nephilum, Grossarians.
Grossarians?
What is that?
I don't know.
It's just coming out.
Retardadians.
Trying to get in a flow.
Satan worshipers, Grocs, fucking shits, dipshits, Jew-hating motherfuckers, Nazis, Klandists.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
God sent you here today.
And you better be glad you're here.
Anyways, most importantly of all is animals that are listening to me because they know the sound of genius and they know the sound of authenticity and, you know, brilliance.
Animals of the world are far more intellectually refined than the human because they do not need to bullshit themselves in order to feel any joy in life.
So welcome to all my animal spirits out there and friends.
But even greater than any of that, today, my 93-year-old person who created me and gave birth to me is sitting there on the couch next to my son who I created and gave birth to.
And it's a three-generation circle here of people.
And I'm so glad to have my mother with me.
I thank God that my mother is with me.
And so this show today is for my mother.
She's a little bit of a libtard, but you see, she's 93 and she can't help herself.
And she's waking up little by little.
At least she likes Trump now.
You like Trump now?
What?
You like Trump now?
Trump.
She doesn't like Trump.
She doesn't like Trump.
I think she's afraid.
He did a few good things, she said.
She's not great.
What are you talking about, Mother?
You said, thank God for Trump what he's doing for Israel.
Didn't you say that, Mother?
Yes, I do say that.
Okay, then.
Welcome to Roseanne Barr Podcast.
Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.
Anyway, here we are.
And, you know, I've interviewed a lot of geniuses.
As you know, I love to speak to geniuses.
They're the only people I want to talk to anymore.
Free thinkers and geniuses, not robots or bots or Grox or what have yous.
People with an agenda, people who are pushing something, although I will be selling something and I use all the products I sell here, except for we don't sell Manscaped anymore, do we?
No, advertisers buy runs.
They don't like come back week to week unless you're killing it for them.
But it's really hard to tap your audience with the same product over and over.
Yeah, because I don't like hawking my audience.
You know, if they like anything, get it.
If you don't, it makes no difference.
You know, it's helping out my family.
So I thank you.
And I got a lot of family starting with my mom.
Is mama 92 or 93?
I can't remember.
She's 92.
Oh.
My mother's name is Hinda Ruchel.
And she is 92.
She's a beautiful woman and always was a beautiful woman.
In fact, her whole gestalt was about being the most beautiful Jewish girl in our community there in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Which when you look back, Ma, you know it.
You know what I mean, Ma?
It was you and Barbara Arnowitz.
You were the two supermodels, right, Mom?
Yes.
She said, yeah.
And you were prettier than her, I imagine.
I thought I was.
And mom was telling us this morning, Mom, I hope you don't mind when I tell about how you used to love it when guys whistled at you.
You were telling Hannah, she was telling Hannah for the audience that can't hear Bubs.
Hannah was asking her if my grandfather was her first, because Hannah's a romantic, and Bubby's like, no, I was kind of a, and then she stopped.
And then she said, I used to enjoy walking down the street for the boys to whistle to me.
That was my purpose for the day.
And she would get out and she'd dress up and she'd walk and she'd wait for the whistles and she'd go home.
That was her day.
Did you like that, mom?
Did you feel like a supermodel or something?
I'd like to hear him all whistle.
She'd like to hear him whistle.
And mostly the construction workers, they were really good.
Construction workers whistled at you the most?
I think so.
They'd scream and whistle.
And I like that.
So Bubby would get dressed up and go to the construction site.
What were you wearing when you were just parading your ass up and down the road, Mom?
What would you wear when you were showing all the regular clothes?
Like a thong and a lingerie?
I always dress like a lady.
She dressed like a lady.
Okay, what does that mean, Mom?
You wore pants?
No, I didn't show anything above my elbows or above my ankles.
Nothing above the elbows or above the ankles.
That's what mother taught me when I was a little girl.
She said a woman should never show anything above below, what did you say, below the ankles or never above the elbows.
Never above the elbows.
You can stick your boots out as much as you want.
Tons of cleavage, she says.
Smush them together.
Why with the elbows, mom?
That's just the way my mother taught me.
I was raised in a very orthodox family.
Yeah.
That was the restriction.
Yeah, you had to be very modest.
But so what did you wear for a shirt, mom?
Did you wear blue jeans?
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Yeah, we all wore blue jeans and blue shirts.
What kind of blue shirt, like a button down?
They were like a Levi or sometimes you could wear like a sweatsuit just so you weren't showing anything above your elbows or above your ankles.
But like I said, you could poke your boobs out if you went along and that made them really whistle.
So how would you get your boobs out of a sweatshirt?
When we wore a sweatshirt, how did you show your boobs?
Oh, I just stuck them out.
Oh, you just posture.
You didn't like cut a V-neck anymore.
Oh, no, I was modest.
Yeah, modest.
She would just walk around.
But mom, you had a waist.
What was that like?
That's one thing you deprived me of in my DNA.
She said you didn't pass down your waist.
And what was it like to have a waist?
Oh, we wore these corsets that you tied around your waist.
And it made your waist really tiny, and it made your boobs stick out.
You wore corsets under your sweaters?
People would stand behind you and put their foot on your back and tie it.
So we all wore those.
I hope the audience can hear you.
I know you don't want to be on camera, right?
No, but turn up her sound.
She don't want to be.
All right.
She said she'd wear a corset and someone would have to stand behind her and put their foot on her back and pull.
I thought she'd go to the construction site with a corset and a sweatsuit.
But she'd wear a proper shirt over the corset, right, Mother?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She says yes.
She's nodding.
So that was the big...
You had a nice tochas.
That's what they all said.
Nice Tulchus.
She said that was all the corset.
The boobs, the butt, the waist.
It was all the corset.
The corset came off.
Did you not have any of those features?
I think I was very well built.
Oh, she said she was well built.
Yeah, she was well built.
And I saw her in a swimsuit.
And every, of course, all the Jewish guys in the community wanted to get with mama.
I didn't hear her mission.
She said all the fine gentlemen, Jewish gentlemen, wanted to get with you when you would be in your swimsuit.
Yeah, there was always a following, which I enjoyed.
Well, it hasn't gone.
Bubby, you're 92.
I still see it.
No, she's still sexy.
They still, the men love her.
I mean, I always was in awe of mama being that way.
And I thought maybe it was the waist because I know mama had a waist and she didn't wear a corset once she had her kids, right, Mom?
Did you wear the corset after give birth?
I had a waist with that corset on, but I had a nice body.
I gotta say, I was well built.
Mama, what was your measurements?
Well, we like to have a 40 waist and a 20, I mean a 40 boob and a 21 waist.
That was good.
Damn, we got the bottom.
And what about the butt, mom?
What was that measurement?
40 bust, 21 waist, and what was the butt?
And the butt was kind of cute.
No, what was the measurement?
What was your butt measurement?
I don't know.
She never measured her butt.
No, you do know your measurements.
40, 21, was it 39?
You know, I don't remember, honey, but I had a nice bottom.
No, but you told everyone your measurements all the time.
I think it was 39.
40, 21, 39.
Mother, you used to say that to everyone when I was a child.
Yeah.
She doesn't remember.
She's 92.
Some memories are faded.
Anyway, everyone thought my mother was so gorgeous and they would call her Liz.
She looks just like Liz Taylor, didn't they, mother?
Yeah.
She's still a looker.
Mama, what was it like?
Were you able to bewitch men with your beauty?
Is it Abel Burton?
To bewitch men with your beauty.
Yes, I'm sorry to say.
Yeah.
I delighted in that.
Not only was she able to do it, she delighted in doing it.
Oh, and she still delights.
I don't know why she's acting impassively.
She still thinks, and I think it's true too, that she could get any man on earth that she really wanted, no matter there is.
Yes, admit it.
Why don't you put on a bikini now and come on the podcast?
We'll see what happens.
We'll check the email.
Well, she's old now.
I mean, her boobs.
We've got to get her abroad to hold her boobs up, mom.
It'll probably have to be custom-made, right, Bubs?
You might have to get a custom-made Jane Russell type preserve.
I got to tell you one thing that happened to me.
They had a big dinner in the bottom of the synagogue in about the year 1948 when Israel became a state.
Yeah.
They had a special guest and his name was Francis X. Bushman.
And he was the movie star hero of the silent movies.
And they picked me to serve him.
And the rabbi told me, go from the right side and be very, very careful.
And when I went, I spilled chicken soup all over him.
Oh, no.
Francis X. Bushman told me, someday, you'll tell all of your grandchildren and great-grandchildren, you spill chicken soup on Francis X. Bushman.
And he said, you're beautiful.
I got lots of other pants.
Wasn't that nice?
That is nice.
The rabbi wanted to kill me.
But that was Francis X. Bushman.
Why did you spill soup on him?
Did you trip?
I just got nervous and I spilled it all over his lap.
And he didn't get mad.
He was so sweet.
And he said, I know someday you'll tell your grandchildren you spilled chicken soup on Francis X Bushman.
That's how you look everyone.
And so that's great.
What a kind man.
I don't know anything about him.
I'll have to look him up.
So he sounds lovely.
He was so lovely.
What did he do, Mom?
He was a silent movie star.
And then in later years, I think he was in movies where he spoke.
Oh.
Who was your favorite movie star, Mother?
Francis X. Bushman.
I'm going to look him up.
X. Bushman?
Francis X. Francis X. Bushman.
Mom, what movie star did you have a crush on?
Oh, he's a very handsome man.
Is he?
There is for our audience, yeah.
Oh, he's quite cute.
Is he Jewish?
Yeah.
He's Jewish, right?
Oh, he was at the Jewish dinner in the synagogue.
He's in Hollywood.
They're all Jews in Hollywood.
1940, 1950, what year?
48?
Mom, wait, let me ask mom.
Let me ask her some shit.
She'll never tell me unless she thinks she's on two.
I'll keep talking to you.
Okay.
Mom.
Yes.
So you had your pick of all the Jewish guys.
Yeah, I had a few.
And so you fell in love with the one Jewish football player in the world, right?
Yes.
Trying to think who he was.
Your husband.
I fell in love with my husband too, but I couldn't say this.
He wasn't.
He made me mad at something he did, and I guess I still have to work on forgiving him.
Who?
Jerry?
Jerry.
What would he make you mad?
Roseanne had colic really, really bad.
Yeah.
And his sister was coming to see my baby, which was then Beanie.
And the place was a mess, nobody there to help me.
I took all of the dirty dishes and all of it, hid it in the oven, hid it outside the window, had it all over.
And then when he came home and you were still on a hot water bottle with colic, and I showed him where I put it all.
And instead of saying, I'll help you, he said, you better not let me find anything like this again.
And I've never forgiven him for that.
Who I wouldn't forgive him either.
Yeah.
That's how men were then, though, huh?
What you think?
That's how men were then.
I guess they were.
I'm still like that.
I guess they were.
Not all of them were chauvinists.
There were sweet men that did everything for their wives, too.
I love that there were men that came home and gave their children a bath.
Yeah.
Feed them.
Those were my heroes.
Yeah, that was pretty sweet.
There were good men that did that.
Yeah, men are handsome when they're good fathers, aren't they?
What's she saying?
She said men are handsome when they're good fathers, aren't they?
When they're good fathers and good husbands, they're beautiful.
Yeah, I think so.
They're to be admired.
They're to be adored and taken care of.
That's correct.
Well, so let me think of some more stuff.
And then what happened was you went to the store for me.
You went across that busy street.
You went to the store.
Oh, yes, I still understand.
So she gave you a dollar too much in change.
And I thought, this is an opportunity to teach Roseanne values and trust.
And I made you go back across the street to give him back the money.
And you got hit by a car.
The four-lane highway.
Yeah, you got hit by a car, honey.
You had to have surgery.
Yeah.
Bottom of your lip.
Yeah, I showed that the scar.
And here, it went through my chin and I bit down.
Yeah.
I was lucky I didn't bite my tongue off, they said.
What, honey?
They said I was lucky I did not bite off my tongue.
Think about that.
Had I bitten off my tongue, I would never become an international sex symbol.
Actually, you might have had better luck.
That was the most terrible thing.
Yeah.
And what did I say, Mom?
Table, I still remember your long dark hair hanging there.
It was the most terrible day of my life, but you came through fine.
They stitched me up with no anesthetics.
And daddy was standing there going, you know, I was screaming and I was in an unusual that was at John Podesta's house, that statue of torture.
My dad was saying, can't you give her something?
Can't you give her something for the pain?
And the doctor said, do you need to step outside?
We will handle this as we see fit.
And dad, I could feel dad was just dying because he wanted to beat the fuck out of the guy.
And I was screaming and they didn't give me nothing.
And my dad say, how many more?
And the guy said, two more stitches.
And my dad said, there's only two more.
One.
I mean, my dad like talked me down from out of it.
They didn't even give me any anesthetic.
Neither did they give me any anesthetic when they performed a root canal on my tooth when I was in third grade in Utah.
They believe that children can't feel pain.
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Well, that's good.
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Is it the Mormons?
It's it's you know, I don't say it by religion anymore because God told me not to say that because that that that aids in the satanic division.
God told me to say the captured.
They like that.
Those captured by the Satan, the God of lies.
I love that.
I'm going to stay.
That's that's that.
Yeah, and I had to go through a lot of fucking torture to get this sewed and this sewed with nothing.
And then to get a root canal when I was in third grade.
And that guy, he would, my sister said this too.
He would go over, our dentist, and he would go over to a little cooler in the corner and squig some fucking, I think it was screwdrivers.
Sis doesn't think it was screwed, but I do because he'd come back and he was a lot looser in the root canal.
And then I tried to get the root canal fixed some 50 years later.
And they said, oh, no, we can't do nothing.
And by the way, there's a lead needle in your tooth that goes up to your sinus.
So you'll always have sinus problems.
A lead needle.
I mean, it's a wonder I'm still fucking alive.
And mama, can you please tell them when you were crazy and went to the dentist and asked them to pull all your teeth when you were 18?
You pulled all your teeth out when you were 18, Bubby?
18.
Why would you do that?
What was the reason?
Because I was so afraid of dentists.
Our dentist was such a mean bastard.
They have children's dentists.
Children love to go to the dentist.
This man was so cruel and mean, he never even used Novocaine.
And I went and begged him to pull out all my teeth.
And your dad said, if that's what she wants, and the dentist told me it was against everything he believed in in his whole career, but he did it.
He pulled out, did he use Novocaine when he pulled your teeth out?
He put me to sleep.
That's why I did it.
So I was 18.
So let me get this right.
You were afraid of the dentist, so you went to the dentist to have every one of your teeth removed.
That was your solution?
Well, to me, because the dentist we had was so mean.
It was so mean to me.
Why did you just get another dentist?
I know it was too dumb.
Get another dentist or rip all the teeth out of your head.
You just put me to sleep.
Put me to sleep and when I wake up, I never have a toothache again.
Well, that's probably true.
I know that one.
I had a lot of teeth pulled because I don't want no more toothache ever again.
Those are worse than having five babies.
Yeah.
How come daddy only had 16 teeth?
Later on, he lost some of his teeth.
He had a beautiful smile, your dad.
Yeah.
He had a really pretty smile.
What happened to all his teeth?
When he got older, he just had cavities, had different things, and one by one, he had them pulled.
Yeah.
He ended up with eight teeth on the top and eight teeth on the bottom.
Remember, Mama?
He said he had eight teeth on the top and eight on the bottom total.
That's what she remembers with the teeth.
Caps on him.
Yeah.
But you'd pull those out, right?
Oh, caps on the remaining teeth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had a beautiful smile.
Remember when dad almost burned the house down with that machine he was using to peel off the wallpaper?
What?
I guess he almost burned down the house when he was taking the wallpaper off.
The kerosene machine or something.
And then CPS came and made.
He was wonderful, but he had a bad temper.
If he got mad at me, he would sit in the corner in his chair and yell at me to go away.
Don't come near me.
Stay away.
So I would dance and put one leg in.
And then I'd put both legs in and I'd make him laugh.
And once he was laughing, he got over it.
Yeah, I know.
If I could make him laugh, he wouldn't hit me in the head.
She said if she could make him laugh, he wouldn't hit her in the head.
That's why she's a comic.
Yeah.
He wasn't easy, was he?
No.
She said he wasn't.
I didn't know if you could hear her.
Remember when dad liked to gross us out all the time?
When dad would gross her out.
He liked to gross us out.
He was so gross, wasn't he?
Yeah.
He used to gross me out, too.
He did the grossest thing that ever happened in this world.
What?
And he didn't want us to tell what he did because that was so gross.
So he said we made him play with his puppy.
Or I don't remember what he accused us.
What was it that he did was gross that you couldn't tell?
The grossest thing he ever did.
Are you going to be ashamed if I tell him, Rose Ambar?
No, I love it.
No, it's a Rose Ambar podcast.
That's what it's about.
He did what he called a BBS.
BBS.
What's that?
Yes, I remember the BBS.
Yeah, he put his finger in his belly button and then he tried to make the smell it.
That was a belly button smell, but we called it a BBS.
And you'd just be standing there and here comes the finger like this.
And he'd come from behind with the BBS and going, and you didn't know he was there.
And he would do it like at any time, like when we were eating.
He's got a BBS.
That was his specialty.
he used to take his teeth out and put them in my hand when I wasn't looking.
He'd be like, hold this, and I'd be watching TV or whatever.
And then I'd look and it was his dentures.
He lost his dentures many times.
No, he'd stick in my hand.
That's why I have a teeth thing.
Pray gave us all PTSD.
Hey.
Tell when dad had a heart attack and he was driving himself to the hospital, pulls over and has a cigarette.
Yeah, that's our favorite Jerry story.
When he was having a heart attack and he pulled over to have a cigarette before going in the hospital because he knew they wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital.
So he stopped in a cigarette.
He lost his teeth, too.
Explains so much about you, mom.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
I thought people should maybe know.
Yeah, it's backstory.
This is your villain origin story.
How funny was Dad, though, Ma?
How funny was Jerry?
Probably the funniest human I ever knew.
Yeah, he was.
He just said whatever he thought.
He was pretty funny.
What's the funniest thing you ever heard him say, Ma?
What's the funniest thing you ever heard him say or do?
The funniest thing he ever did?
Yeah.
He was in the hospital and I came to visit him and he called in the nurse and he said, please don't shut this door because my wife comes up here and expects me to perform whatever bold or thing he said.
And don't shut the door and leave me alone with her, please.
And the nurses believed him.
That's hilarious.
That was so embarrassing.
Did he look at you when you came there like that you were some wild animal?
They always kept the door open.
That was so funny.
It is so funny.
Yeah.
What other shit did he do like that?
Didn't you fall down?
Oh, you fell down on the courthouse steps, you told me.
You fell down?
You fell down and everybody was looking and daddy says something horrible to you.
Oh, you fell at the courthouse and then Jerry said something horrible.
Oh, that was so humiliating and so terrible.
What did he do?
I got a.
I was taking a crib over to someone because we were through with it.
And my kids were singing and laughing.
And when I drove up to open the door, there was a policeman there.
And he said, did you know your girls were?
They had their tofuses bare on the window and they were mooning him.
And he said, I didn't know that.
He said, well, when you hear a siren, you're supposed to pull over.
I didn't hear the siren and I didn't know it was Stephanie and her girlfriend.
They truly had their butts bare and were sticking them out the window at the cop.
And he said, I'm so sorry that you didn't hear that, but I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
I don't want it on your record, so you'll have to go to traffic school.
So I went to traffic school and Jerry said, I won't let you go there alone, honey.
I'll go with you.
And when traffic school was over and we went to walk out, Jerry started screaming at me and he said, you got to quit drinking and leaving the kids home alone.
You've got to knock this shit off.
And that's what he did to me in the traffic school.
Did you fall too?
Or no?
No, but it was so humiliating.
That's so good.
I'm taking notes on all of this.
I thought it was so funny.
He said, he shook me, too.
I thought it was so funny.
It is funny.
It is.
Objectively.
But it was humiliating.
And he yelled in front of all these people.
Got to quit drinking and leaving the kids home alone.
This is enough of this.
He was funny.
Mama, remember there was a daddy-daughter date night, and I thought, I don't know why I thought everyone was supposed to come in a costume.
Remember that?
Yeah, you went on the daddy-daughter date.
I don't remember what happened.
Well, I thought they were supposed to wear a costume, so we dressed daddy up like a woman, and we put makeup on him and all that stuff.
Yeah, he was a good sport, wasn't he?
And we got there and none of the other dads were dressing.
All the other dads were in suits and dressed up.
You made up for that.
You fixed him up that time.
Yeah.
And they gave him a special prize because he said, my daughter said it was a costume party.
And so they gave him a special prize and he accepted it.
And he goes, I'd like to thank my daughter, Roseanne, for telling me that this was a costume party and for allowing me to win this wonderful award.
Yeah, and you kept telling him, close your legs.
You remember that?
Yeah.
Humiliating.
Yeah, that was a daddy-daughter night at the Mormon church.
Yeah.
That was lovely.
You used to make us go to the Mormon church, huma.
I did, and I apologize.
Why did you do that?
You thought God wanted you to do that, right?
I kind of thought they had something real with Joseph Smith.
What?
Heaped a lot of stuff at that time that was insanity.
Like what?
I made you kids go there, but then I would teach Sunday school at the synagogue every Sunday.
Did they know you were going to the Mormon church?
No, we had to keep it a secret.
Yeah.
But I learned a lot of things at the primary that I used at the synagogue.
Poor kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I like that you were my Sunday school teacher because remember, mom, it was you who cast me as King Acheshveros in the Purim story of Esther.
Remember, mom, my first play?
You were King Acheshveros.
Yes.
You cast me as that.
I do remember that.
I was kind of crazy, wasn't I?
Who played Esther, mother?
I had to be Esther every year because I was went to the only girl that went to Hebrew school.
So I got that.
You were the only girl that ever went to Hebrew school out there?
There were 27 boys and me.
My mother said, you'll go to Shul and you'll know how to pray and how to daub and it was not fun.
Oh, buddy's had a phone call.
Turn off your phone, Ma.
I did.
So all of those people there at the synagogue were in early childhood development.
Uh-oh.
They made you one of the counselors.
And there was this ugly, hideous child.
Can you turn her phone off?
Turn this off.
I keep calling Jake Ben.
I keep calling him my brother's name.
They had all these early childhood development people, but they gave you a chance to be a counselor.
Yeah.
This freaky, ugly, little, horrible person who wouldn't, she was the ugly little monster.
And they tell her to hang up her coat and she'd throw it on the floor.
And they said, maybe you could talk to her.
Do you remember you talked to her?
I do.
And she hung up her coat.
You remember that, mother?
You told her you were going to beat the shit out of her if she didn't hang up her coat.
And right then, and she hung up her coat.
And they all said, you were an amazing early childhood person.
Do you remember that?
I do remember that.
And I did want to go into early childhood development so I could like really teach kids the right thing.
Like you should fear two things, the law and God.
Yeah.
You think, mom?
I think you were awesome.
You were awesome.
But then they didn't like me because they asked me what did I say to her name was Marina.
And they asked me, what did I, how did I do that?
And I said, I told her I was going to, you know, slap her if she didn't do it.
And then they fired me.
Remember?
I didn't hear you, honey, say that again.
She said they were going to fire her because she threatened to slap her.
They asked me what I said to her and I told them.
Oh, that didn't go over well.
And so then they made me be the camp counselor for the 13-year-olds.
Now, how was that?
I think I straightened a lot of them motherfuckers out too, Mama.
I think so too.
And you taught them this thing that they were on a bus and when they pulled the lever to stop the bus, you crossed your legs and went cross-eyed.
Do you remember doing that?
No.
Yeah, it was the funniest thing you ever did.
And then one night they had the camp talent show and you made Beanie go out and do the man on the bus.
Yeah, I remember that.
You send her out to do the man on the bus and nobody laughed.
They thought it was crazy.
Do you remember that?
I remember the man on the bus.
That was our factory at home.
Yeah, we saw a man on the bus one time when me and my sister was going downtown and I guess he had to really poop.
And he was leaning up against the pole there, just fighting for all he's worth to keep it in.
And we thought it was the funniest thing we ever saw.
And so we always made fun of it.
And we embellished it.
And so then I wanted sister.
She did a great job because she could go cross-eyed.
She could do cross-eyed better than me.
That's why I chose her.
I would have did it, but I couldn't do the good cross-eyed.
You did very well.
And the night of the talent show, you sent Beanie out to do the man on the bus and everybody thought our family was crazy.
But she went out and did it.
Nobody laughed.
Totally bombed.
That was pretty funny.
Oh, my gosh.
But I love that you were Esther in the, what was it, third grade play?
What was that?
I was always Esther.
But this was a third grade play.
Yeah, I always got to be Esther because I was the only girl that had to go to Hebrew school with 27 boys.
And so you were always Esther?
Yes.
Did you like being Esther?
Yes, and there was also a guy that was always my king.
He's still alive.
Whenever we see each other, we scream, my king, my queen.
And I hear he's pretty sick and his wife didn't like it.
Did you like to flirt with men in front of their wives?
Maybe.
That's who is.
I got a fool of that, didn't I?
Yeah, probably.
You really were a flirt.
I watched you because I was your fat, ugly daughter, in case you didn't notice, eating her hair in the corner, chewing on her hair.
And I would watch you the way you were around men.
And it was unbelievable how these guys, I mean, they just fell under your spell, shall we call it.
The most ones were the construction workers.
They were.
Yeah, I was.
I guess I was a tramp.
Whatever.
What do you think when you look back?
Would you have done something different?
Would I do things different?
Probably not.
Maybe.
Are you happy with the way your life has turned out for you?
I think so.
For the most part.
I think so.
I've had great loves in my life, Rosie.
I know.
I've had really great, beautiful loves that their memories something I cherish.
Yeah.
Yeah, you had three great loves, right?
Yeah, I think Artie was...
Remember Arnie?
Of course I loved.
We all loved Arnie.
Come Friday night, he'd always bring me a bouquet of roses.
He paid to have my driveway done.
He left me a lot of money, which I left in there, and one of his sons used a lot of it.
But Arnie was a good person.
Wasn't he in the 81st Airborne, Mama?
Yes, he was.
And he had his hat.
He always wore the 81st Airborne hat because whenever went to McDonald's, some soldier would buy his lunch, right, Mama?
Yes.
He was very wonderful in my life.
And your dad was too, but I never forgave him for that when all the pots and pans and stuff was dirty.
And he told me better not find anything like that again or I'd be sorry.
And I thought, that's not what a husband's supposed to do.
But he was a good husband.
He did a lot of good things.
But he had a bad temper.
Remember his temper?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But in reality, he probably was the funniest person I ever knew.
His sister was funny too, wasn't she, Mama?
She was nice and funny, and she'd come to see my baby.
And when her baby was stillborn, she hated me.
She was a miserable, I don't even say her name, she was so terrible.
Anything she could do, she just hated me, but it wasn't my fault.
Her baby was stillborn.
I don't say her name.
It's a vulgar, nasty name.
Well.
Yeah.
Let's talk about some good memories.
Some good things.
Yeah.
now You were the only one in this class that stood up for what you believed in, and that teacher put you in the closet all the time.
Oh, yeah, that was sixth grade.
Who was that horrible man?
Oh, let's not go there.
I don't want to get sued.
But yeah, he thought he was a joker.
But anyway, yeah, it was weird.
It was weird.
Do you think it was weird being a Jew, an Orthodox Jew in Salt Lake Mother?
I think it was, honey.
I think it was.
And your mother sent you to primary on Tuesday and Sunday school on Sunday.
Poor kid, did you know what you were?
I knew I was like living two religions.
You knew what?
She knew that she was living two religions.
Yeah.
That's kind of cool, though.
Yeah, it was cool.
But I like the one where you can eat pork.
Yeah.
That one was the Mormons.
Yeah.
Yeah, I had, there were so many God rules in my mind, being two different religions.
And both of them, both of those religions are alike in a lot of ways because they have a mystical subtext with a lot of rules for obedience in both.
And so I had so many God rules there in my head.
I could never have any damn fun.
But I think what it taught me is I did learn self-reflection.
Being two religions, it helped me to become self-reflective, which I told you the other day I was on my tractor and I heard God say to me, you need to teach Jewish people about self-reflection because that's something they've taken away from you.
God said that that's what they wanted to do and what their experiments were all about to remove your memory banks where you remember your indigenous power.
And God said, you got to teach the Jews about self-reflection.
And I'm like, okay, I will.
So I'm going to.
But it is hard to develop if you've lived a life in privilege, in the privileged bubble.
There is no self-reflection in that bubble.
And that's how I think they've won this war so far, the war between good and evil.
They're ahead, it seems, but of course they're not.
They're exposing themselves right and left.
It's fantastic to watch it.
The artificial intelligence, it's so great that the artificial intelligence created by MK Ultra Mind Control, which America's been under since the end of World War II, when they brought all the Nazi fascist scientists over here and gave them sway over the space program, the medical program, the psychiatric program.
And then, huh?
Education?
Well, that came later with Robert S. Byrd.
But, no, and then they allowed them to mind control through the CIA media, generation upon generations to, you know, spread the Nazi message.
Germany lost the war, but the Nazis won.
And they went on to become the UN and the WEF and all the CIA, the OSS?
Yeah, MI6.
It was originally OSS, and they changed that to the CIA, blah, blah, but it's all the same.
It is OSS.
And where is the center of it?
Why in the UK on the British throne?
And guess what?
The British royals are German.
Hello.
Even Alex Jones.
Jeffrey Epstein in this Find the Jew charade we're playing in America right now.
The Jeffrey Epstein thing.
I just did an interview because I'm so sick of it.
So I said, yes, it's Spot the Jew because the people in power always put Jews in the window to disguise themselves.
We don't know their names.
All we know is that they are in Switzerland and they own the Bank of International Settlements, which is the central bank of all central banks, which is owned by the British Royal Crown, City of London, and Vatican Banks.
Yeah, there's some history for you.
So maybe move on the whack-a-mole find the Jew thing.
Can I ask a question, Mark?
Because we talk about this all the time.
Even Alex Jones talks about this.
Ian Carroll was on our show and he even said, like, if you just see the Jew, you're not going deep enough.
Like, Jews are complicit.
I just want to be really clear.
Or correct me if I'm wrong.
I don't think you're saying Jews are innocent and like a token of the royal class.
You're saying that there may be first or second level, but that the people really pulling the strings are the royals and the Bank of International.
So do I have a royal?
Okay.
The royals that we would accept, that we would say Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Mossad, all the shit.
Mossad is owned by MI6.
Hello.
Jones talks about the same thing.
Hello, you fuckers.
And Israel is a client state of the United States.
Okay.
It doesn't clandest.
It doesn't dictate American policy.
It is a client state where all the aid we give Israel, they are forced by your kind to buy American-made weapons to keep your bullshit lady.
Are you a lady now that you married a lord?
You're royal ass on top of the fucking pyramid.
But that shit is over.
Okay, anyhow.
Well, hold on, what?
It's important to note that MI6 and Epstein and all this stuff, because this week there's huge news.
We got to get into.
Like, Cash Patel and Dan Bagino and Pam Bondi basically came out.
I'll tell you why they shut it down.
Well, tell people that have been living under a rock.
They're basically saying there was never an Epstein list.
It's all done.
Trump said, why are we still talking about Epstein?
We're all heartbroken as MAGA because we want justice.
We don't like child sex trafficking.
Trump was the guy we put in power.
And he's like, all of a sudden, a lot of us feel heartbroken and turned on.
MAGA's Split right now.
And I'm not with Trump right now.
I'm really pissed off.
Like, how the fuck can you sit there and go, hell, we're still talking about that child sex trafficking network that runs everything?
Like, you haven't moved on?
No, we're never going to move on.
That's a big deal.
People need to go to prison and we need to know who they are.
You're not going to brush this under the rug.
So we're all pissed.
MI6 is and Massad and the CIA are all complicit.
And my issue is that everyone's saying Epstein's a Jew, Jews run everything, but it's really, it's really kind of like this group of MI6.
That's how mind control works.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, guess who was Epstein's benefactor?
Who got him the island?
Who got him the money?
Who got him the prestige?
Who helped him invite royals there?
Because that's who went there.
And that's why they're not releasing it.
But guess who?
Prince Andrew of the Royal House of Windsor, German, Germans.
And, you know, hopefully they see themselves with their fourth Reich coming into power.
And of course, you know, I'm not going to let that happen.
The Fourth Reich.
Nope.
And you saw that.
They thought they were going to, you know, they were doing the Fourth Reich through CRISLAM.
That's the one they've been working on since the 70s when I was a leftist and insider.
And it was CRISLAM.
Can you explain what that is?
Because you talk about that.
UN Agenda 30, New World Order, that there would be, you know, one world government and one world religion.
And they decided the Cainites who run the world...
I'm losing my train of thought.
Oh, yeah, they decided that there would be a big meld between the Vatican and Islam because the Vatican created Islam.
That's correct.
And 1400 years ago, around the same time they founded Switzerland.
But anyway.
So this is a union between Christianity and Islam.
Yeah, and it was pioneered by Jeremiah Wright.
And of course that means, you know, Obama was a member, Oprah was a member, Michelle Obama was a member, anybody who was anybody was a member.
It was Farrakhan Light, because Farrakhan's not for Chris Lam, although he speaks Chrislam.
And, you know, all of it is basically a jihadi crusade against the Jews.
And, you know, they don't want it to be true that God said we would go back to our tribal burial grounds and our ancient homeland and make the desert bloom as the rose and everything else that the Torah says will happen and is happening.
Oh, they hate that.
How could that happen when obviously God doesn't still have a covenant with the Jewish people because look at them.
Look at them.
You know what they did.
They're demonic.
Oh, they're demonic.
Therefore, wait a minute.
The Jews are demonic.
Yet everything in the Torah and Jeremiah and Zachariah is happening right now.
Everything predicted and prophesied is happening right now.
So you're saying that the God who chose them and that they are inextricably bound to their souls.
You're saying he's a demon.
You're saying God that wrote the Torah is demonic.
You know what?
That's called the perverse reverse.
Because fuck Chris Lam.
Fuck you.
Fuck all y'all.
God is removing the Arab Rough class at the root all over the world right now.
Chris Lam is not Christianity and Islam.
Chrislam is its own thing, right?
Like followers of Chris Lam are not Christian and they're not Muslim, right?
It's like a hybrid that they only know their well everything's a hybrid.
But I'm just saying Chris Lam is not like every Christian and every Muslim is in this thing.
Chris Lam is its own little subgroup, right?
Well, it bleeds out.
It's every leftist synagogue, for instance, is Chrislamic.
Yeah, Jews are complicit in this as well.
Absolutely.
And is this why Candace and Jake Shields and those kinds of types talk about Christianity and how great Islam is to Christ, even though they're beheading Christians all over the world?
And they never mention the beheading and killing of Christians over the globe by Islamicists.
Is that why they don't mention it?
Because that's the thing that's always stood out to me about Candace.
It's like, hey, why does Candace never mention the horrors that are happening to Christians around the globe?
It seems like she's Christis King, Miss Crisis King.
She's very Christian.
She's with Andrew Tate and Kanye.
She does mention it, Jake.
I've never seen her mention it.
She mentions Christians are the most persecuted minority on earth right now.
She does say that.
Did she say by who?
Huh?
No.
That's interesting.
Why does she think she blames the Jews?
I know.
That's Chris Lam.
That's what I'm asking.
Because it makes zero sense.
She is, you know, because Prince Charles, he's the head of Chris Lam.
He's the king of Chris Lam through the UN and all his fucking, what do they call it?
Climate change horseshit, his royal grift.
He is very Muslim in the things he says, if you listen.
And he's also supposed to be the head of the Anglican church.
That's where it's going to happen.
And it is happening.
And it's happening with this new Pope, too.
He's Chrislamic, and he's slipping it all in there, all of it about, you know, we know what it is.
It's everybody should read the Jesuit oath, and then you'll know.
Read it.
I imagine it's to separate the Jewish, the chosen people of God from God, right?
Because they have no power if Jews are safe in Israel.
This is just me guessing.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
But is that what it is?
Well, very strange.
Their hatred of Jews in Israel right now.
I mean, even Grok, I told you this week, he went Mecca Hitler.
And this is a programmed AI counterpart of X under Elon Musk.
And like Dan Balzerian and Jake Shils are like, even Grok knows Jews are evil.
And it's like, that's an AI program with predictive text.
It's not a thinking machine.
So it thinks that way because it's reading the messaging and the narrative.
It's all failed from my control, German programming.
There has to be some reason for that because Jew hate.
Yeah, because the truth is that they are calling out the Arev Rav.
Well, they think all Jews are like the, they think all Jews are Arab Rav, though.
That's where they're going to go to hell for that.
But they're calling out the Arab Rav and the Erev Rav are being exposed.
And the Erev Rav are the, you know, it's in the Bible that they left with the tribes that left Egypt.
And they were the courtiers of Pharaoh, you know, like the doctors, lawyers, priest class.
And so, of course, they were familiar with the black Babylonian arts that Pharaoh used.
Yeah, believed in, including child sacrifice.
And God told Moses not to take them out, but, you know, they were mixed.
They were mixed.
They were Jews that intermarried with Pharaoh.
So God told Moses, don't take them out because they can't change.
And they'll be the bane of your existence.
And that was all proven true.
They're the reason Moses couldn't go ever into Zion, which, you know, God made up that word Zion.
He's the first Zionist God.
And Moses was prevented from going there because he always coddled the Arab and always said, they can change, they can change.
But God said, they cannot change.
What God was saying is they are people who have no souls.
That's like the left.
They are messengers.
They're negative angels.
They're here to be a mirror for all the evil in the world and then reflect it back to people so that people think it's reality, but it's not reality.
They're black magicians of reversal.
And, you know, they know all that shit.
They are AI.
They're artificial intelligence.
Well, they're lefty Jews, right?
A lot of it are the lefty Jews.
Let's call it what it is.
This is the people.
Here's what they are.
They are Jews in name only, Chinos, who are mixed with, you know, generally it is that their mothers are Jew haters and their father's a fucking idiot that left his people for a beauty queen or something, you know.
It's that.
Their moms are Jew haters and they're mixed.
So like, of course they're full of self-hatred, but they've got a lot of symptoms like, you know, their need to take the side of the genocidal enemy and say, as a Jew, I support the genocidal enemy.
That's what they are because they're that sick and twisted.
They hate themselves that bad.
They can't, they support the genocide of their own people.
And they're not just Jews.
There's blacks like that.
There's Hispanics.
There's everybody like that.
It's not just Jews, the Arab Rob.
The Arav Rob is a spiritual disease of self-annihilation.
And it speaks like a snake.
It's forked tongue.
It can't really be human because it doesn't have the desire to live.
And humans have the desire to live.
And humans have the desire to gather together and to unite and have community and look out for each other, take care of each other's kids when needed.
Humans have a social need for community and love, but they don't.
They only want to destroy what is God's and what is in the Torah, and they hate the Jews.
The number one enemy of the Jewish people is the Erevrov.
the, well, I call them the good teachers of bad information, such as everybody you're seeing now, American half-wits that are using the fact that they have some kind of a Jewish surname to support Hamas and genocide against the only Jewish state in the world where most, second most amount of Jews live.
And they're just lemmings and they are living lemmings speak.
And they are the reason that everyone is coming against the Jews, them, because they open the door, they give permission, they open Pandora's box by saying, as a Jew, I know that Jews are demonic and should all be killed.
As a Jew, I say that.
That's what they're saying.
And then everybody that already is programmed with MK Ultra to look at the Jews like they're not fully human, they go, look, a Jew's saying it, so it must be true.
That's their role and what it has always been.
They've always turned in the Jewish people, the Arab Rav, the mixed multitude.
And why?
Because they rob everything that ain't nailed down after they, you know, get them killed.
And they hide behind that because they're getting rich off it.
That's what Switzerland was founded for, to launder the money stolen from the Jewish people in the Levant, which they talk about that Balfour bullshit.
That Balfour thing was that huge, hugely to give the Jewish people back the land in the Bible.
And they so want to go, oh, the Bible's all bullshit, especially the part where it talks about the Jews are going to come back to their land and make it bloom like that.
Oh, of course that's all horseshit, but it's happening.
So it's a Christian-Islamic convergence to separate the chosen people from God, right?
That's what you're saying.
Because that's what I'm seeing.
No, it is a Jewish civil war that spreads out across the world.
Okay.
And it is to destroy everything that is God's.
Everything that is God's.
Dominion, everything that God created, everything that belongs to God, everybody who believes in God, everybody who is connected to Torah, which that's all Abrahamic religions, whether they want to believe it or not.
But it's to destroy all of that and replace it with a Monsanto-like man-made, pedophile-made, created one-world religion that when you say something wrong, your bank account is frozen.
Track and trace communism.
They're all in bed together.
And the one thing they have in common is their loathing of God, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
They loathe that guy.
Loathe.
And fear.
And they don't like the Jews because we study every word he ever gave us.
Upward, downward, backward, sideways, letter by letter, searching, searching for the connection to the source that created it.
And they hate our connection to God.
They hate it and they hate us for it because it just proves that they're not God.
And it also proves that, you know, they made a big fucking mistake.
And boy, they don't ever want to be exposed.
For one thing, the worst thing is for them to ever say they're sorry, which they aren't for anything.
They're never sorry.
They have no humility, no self-reflection is part of humility.
I mean, humility is part of self-reflection.
They have no, they don't care.
They just don't care.
They don't care how many die because of the bet they made that morning.
They could give a shit.
Even if it's a whole tribe of people, they could give a shit.
Oh boy, more shit too for the corporate state of the Fourth Reich.
And they love paying youth to get out there and fucking fight their battle for them.
For evil against the freedom of youth.
And these motherfuckers are so stupid and so desperate to have some money for what?
Shoes?
That they sell, they've sold their souls.
And nobody even calls them on it.
Nobody even fucking calls them on rooting for the genocide of the Jewish people in 2025.
And you have no shame for it.
And you never did have no shame for it since this shit started.
You've never had any shame.
I see him celebrating.
You are shameless and hateful and demonic and jaucous.
Kiss my fucking ass.
Jacuse.
You better back off because I'll tell you one thing.
I have spent many years, the last years of my life, because I love Sojourner Truth so much, and she's an idol of mine, and she will go out there and say, I'm trying to help save white people from going straight to hell.
That's why I'm telling you these things.
And, you know, I think I'm I got that same thing in me.
I am trying to help you fucking Jew hating people.
I'm trying to prevent you going straight to hell for your double standards and your demonization of my people and me and all the Jews in the world who do not believe that everyone must think exactly like us or they deserve to die.
We don't believe that you go to hell if you don't believe like we do.
We're not like you.
You not like us.
You not like us.
We believe in freedom and connection to God and self-reflection and repentance and self-accountability because we love, because we love, we don't hate.
We refuse to go to that level of your shit.
You just, you better wake up.
I'm trying my damnedest to save y'all from going straight to hell.
I've put 20 years behind it because of all the riches I was given.
I gave it back.
I said, I'm going to save these people that don't even know that they're under lemming fucking fourth right bullshit mind control of fiefdom under kings.
They don't even fucking know it.
And I've tried everything I can.
What do I get?
Two views?
Whatever.
I'm doing it for God.
That's what Paul Mooney said.
Paul Mooney said, I go, why do we even fucking bother with these idiots?
And Paul Mooney said, you got to do it for Jesus.
And I just laugh and go, yeah, you do.
You do.
Got to do it for God.
You got to do it for Jesus.
You got to do it for the truth.
You've got to do it because that's what.
Well, let me tell you what, because it's fascinating to me.
The God I believe in says to do.
Well, I've been focusing on it.
You know, I can't go on social media anymore.
And it's not because like I get angry or triggered.
I'm just looking and go, what a waste of fucking time it is.
Now it's not the internet I remember.
It's just sort of a circle jerk, to use your terminology.
And I can see objectively the beast feeding itself.
And these people, Men Balzerian, for example, or Jake Shields, these accounts I follow, they drive me crazy, but I think they're hilarious.
Like when Grok went Mecca Hitler, they were celebrating like we are now winning.
And they don't realize that they're in a satanic circle jerk against themselves.
They don't know it's the devil.
Hey, God says in the Torah there, geniuses, God says that he created this world so that it would be a battlefield between good and evil and people would have to pick.
That's what we're here for.
And that's what God says in the Torah.
And that's what they don't want us to know.
This is a theater piece about good versus evil.
And whose side are you going to be on?
I think it would behoove people to be on the side of the guy.
You may not know.
I'll introduce you.
His name's God.
You should be on his side and his book that he left where everything in it is coming true right now.
You should be on the side of that.
You should not be on the side of people who are reviled by history.
Like Pol Pot and, you know, mass murderers, Stalin, Hitler.
There's so many of them now.
Chi.
Yeah.
But let me just, let me just finish this off because it is fascinating as I watch it.
Social media because it is a lot of MK Ultra mind control on there.
It's also in the algorithm because it's designed to keep you on your phone scrolling so they can sell you ads.
There's a lot of reasons for it.
But the bottom line is I'm literally watching in real time people talking to themselves.
You once said famously on this podcast, it's AI fighting with AI.
It's a little bit AI against AI and people against people, but you actually see this sort of spinning vortex of horseshit.
And now they're in a total feeding frenzy where they think they're controlling the narrative.
Like they're celebrating Grock going Mechahiller, for instance.
And they don't realize that they are in a mind control spin that we all can objectively see as purely.
They don't think people can see them.
No, they do.
They think people know what they're doing.
No, they think they're winning and that we, let's not even make this about the Jew.
They think people that actually believe in God and are good are losing the narrative to them because now they're really having this awakening and mass.
And they're wrong every day.
They get proven wrong every day.
And they keep this cycle.
And I had to quit because it wasn't even, it wasn't even like, oh my God, they want Jews dead.
I'm so scared.
It was like, oh my God, these people are retarded.
They're just circling and they don't even know what the fuck's going on.
Why am I spending my time watching or commenting even?
They have no hope for any reason.
I'll tell you why, but I got to go get a cigarette.
So hang on.
Well, we can rap too.
No, I don't want to rap.
Bubby's asleep.
So anyway, I'll.
Hey, Bubs.
It's all right.
I can tell the podcast is good when you're sleeping.
We're still on.
Okay, I want to join you.
She's going to the bathroom.
I just want to finish this thought while mom's gone because sometimes she doesn't let me finish a thought.
This sort of sinking Down the drain of satanic evil.
I mean, I'm literally watching people go, We have to kill all the Jews.
And they think that they are spreading the word of God and Jesus and that we are satanic.
And they keep doing this.
And they have no moment.
There's not one moment, mom.
I was just finishing my thought.
There's not one moment where they go, Hey, are we the asshole here?
Are we asking for people to be murdered?
Like, are we doing something wrong?
They don't do it.
And it's sad.
And I don't want to watch it anymore.
I'm not serious.
Like, are we actually cheering for the genocide of the Jewish people in their homeland that the Bible talks about in our Christian faith?
And even the Muslim faith has it.
Mom, they're not just.
They don't know their own Bible, so they're captured.
They're not just cheering.
I'll stop talking after this, but they're not cheering about the genocide of Jews that's oncoming.
They're cheering that the narrative is spinning in their favor without the realization that they are being manipulated by an algorithm and AI to make them think that their narrative is winning when it's not.
If you get off the internet and go outside, no one's like, kill the goddamn Jews.
You don't see that.
You go to a coffee shop.
People are like, what the on the internet?
It's spinning.
That's what I mean, a cycle.
It's a drain cycle of psychosis.
And they think that they're winning.
And I watched this.
Last thing I'll say is Ian Carroll and Jake Shields.
I've seen them go, why is Laura Loomer not changing her mind?
I got more retweets and likes than her.
Surely that should change her mind to go against her people and become a retard.
And they think because they're getting likes and retweets that they're onto something, not realizing they're on an algorithm designed to feed you what you want so that you stay on it so they can sell you ads, you stupid fucking retards.
You're getting sold ads and you think you're winning some great Christian battle against God.
You're just an asshole.
You're a Nazi asshole and you're not going anywhere and you have no power.
And that's why you're so frustrated.
And we're just going to leave social media and let you have it.
And we're going to go out in the real world and be successful like we always are.
And you're going to hate us when you go to your goddamn Walmart shift every day and blame the Jews.
Whatever you want to do, push the fucking mop.
Shut the fuck up.
People at Walmart ain't the ones thinking that.
It's the people in the ivory towers thinking it.
The regular people love Jews.
I don't know.
51% of Christian and Muslim loves Jewish people.
Oh, Bubby has something to say, Mom.
Sorry.
30% doesn't give a shit and 20% hates our guts.
That's how it goes.
What did you say?
Oh, what, Mama?
It was never a Christian.
Jesus was never anything but a Jew.
No, that's true.
Jesus was a Jew, but apparently they, in their cycles, say that that's not true.
Jesus, they're now Kazarians, and those Jews are not the same as the Jews today.
I've seen all the articles.
Anyway, I mean, we have the floor.
DNA proves every Ashkenazi Jew has North African DNA roots.
It doesn't matter.
Jew is a state of mind.
It's a religion.
I mean, you're going to get mad at me.
I don't think it should even have to do your genealogy.
If you believe in God of Torah.
No, if your DNA says you originate from the Levant, that actually is proof that you do originate from the Levant.
So zip it.
No, I agree with you.
I'm just saying.
Science matters.
Not Monsanto, but science with a control group, right?
With a control group.
What do you think of the Texas floods?
Well, we got to talk about it because it's horrible.
It's a half hour from our house, that horrible thing that happened.
Do you think that was cloud seeding or do you think it was a natural disaster?
Because we've been in Texas for a few years.
I've never seen a storm like that.
And I know Texas has big storms every five to 10 years, but this was record.
The river rose 40 feet and hours in the middle of the night.
And the head of, I forget the company, but they were admitted to cloud seeding in the area two days before.
It's not Monsanto, but it's basically, it's one of the guys from Plantier, which is the AI company that Trump just gave all this power to.
And they killed a whistleblower a few months ago, Christians.
But I'm not going to be like them.
I'm not going to go, oh, these are Christians that are killing the rock.
They're assholes.
I don't care what their faith is.
Yeah, everybody.
It doesn't matter what you believe or what you say you believe.
What matters is what you do.
That's right.
And that's what we need to get out.
That's what's what you really believe, what you do, not what you say.
Do you think it was weather mod?
Because you've lived in Hawaii.
We know about the Lahana fire.
It seems everywhere you and I go, something horrible happens.
Maybe we should stay inside for a while, but Hawaii fires, LA fires, the floods in Texas.
These are all within, we've seen these out our window in three different states at the time we've been there.
This can't just be coincidental.
This can't be global warming or whatever they want to call it.
It has to be some kind of weather mod, right?
Or am I crazy?
That's why I want to give you the floor.
I have to go to the bathroom alley.
I really have to say, I think it's at this time, it's inconsequential to try to figure it out.
And I think it's also evil to try to figure it out at this time.
When people are floating downriver and needing help desperately, and you're sitting there on your computer looking at the cloud model, I mean, get out there and help the people who need help.
Give up your isolated time on the internet where it's nothing but bullshit and lies and go out and help your neighbors.
You've got extra food, you know, if you know you do.
You've got old clothes.
You've got old pillows.
Look in your storage, in your basement, or your attic.
You can share something with people who are suffering.
And I think that's all that matters right now.
And on the other front of the weather as a weapon of war, people are working on it.
People are looking into it.
They'll let you know when the time's right.
They are working on it.
And it will be exposed.
And we will stop it.
And we will get the truth.
But don't be sidetracked?
Get out there and perform all the good deeds you can possibly perform in this world because Satan hates that.
And we should be doing everything we can to piss him off.
Because the more pissed off he gets, the weaker he gets.
And you know what makes him even weaker than weak is showing love to our fellow human beings.
So let's go out there and do our duty and stop this shit.
We'll figure it out.
They're working on it.
Our job is to alleviate the suffering of our neighbors and our fellow human beings, not sit there figuring out who, what, why, or wherefore.
Once we do that and have self-reflection, the world will change in an instant and there won't be any more evil in it because we will have figured out how to fix ourselves and our families and our communities and take care of all of the above and become what we were supposed to be.
A nation of like-minded people who are working towards beauty, greatness, peace, and justice.
That's what we're here for.
So let's do it.
Beautiful.
All right.
Do you want to wrap up?
And I just have to say before we end, I just want to say my mother, I love her so much.
She is a wonderful woman.
She is the funniest woman in the world.
She is so funny, and she is so spry for being 92.
I mean, mom, you really have your wits about you and I'm proud of you.
And I love you.
And thanks for participating in this show today.
It was a blessing for me.
Thank you, mother.
It was totally unspoken.
My blessing was that God gave you to me to be my daughter.
That is a great blessing.
No one can ever understand.
And I'm the one that's grateful.
And I learned from you, and I'm going to continue to learn from you.
Well, I learned from you too, Mom.
So let's go learn how to eat something.
I'm starving.
I just wrestled these from Bubby's cold fingers.
What?
My marijuana pen?
Yeah, she's still spry.
Getting high over here.
Try it.
Yeah, I just like it.
Do you want to try and get high?
I wish she would try it.
Well, she never wants to try it after she ate all the marijuana cheesecake in my fridge.
But have you ever done the right amount of weed?
Because once you did weed, you had to get it.
I did 26 doses of my medical marijuana in the form of cheesecake.
Mom's still talking.
Can you hear us?
But Bubby was talking.
No, I said, have you ever...
Have you ever tried the right amount of weed?
Because she did an OD on weed, but she's never actually tried it.
She doesn't need it.
Just to be alive and to be here.
All right.
God bless.
You want to wrap up, Mom?
God bless.
Huh?
Wrap it up.
Wrap it up.
It's a beautiful day.
And so you see, my patience is running thin with this synthetic bullshit.