Let me introduce you to someone they call G-D | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #70
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Greetings Earthlings!
Nephilim, aliens, doppelgangers, phantoms, warlocks, witches, wizards, popes, Jesuits, Freemasons, Jews, Arab-Rob Jews, Jews who are intermarried with Pharaoh, that's what Arabov means.
Babylonian types.
Not real Jews.
I'm gonna talk about real Jews.
I'm a real Jew, bitches.
I'm telling you what, I'm a real Jew.
Okay?
Don't forget to say welcome to the Rosenberg podcast for you.
I'm not done yet.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't even get to my animals part.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You should be sorry.
Weighing 10 pounds.
Leaving me with like 4 inch hemorrhoids from pushing your ass out for 2 hours.
Don't ever interrupt me.
I apologize.
Say, I'm sorry mother.
I'm sorry mother.
Please continue.
I love you son.
I love you too.
This is going to be fun.
I'm excited.
You're a good son.
Thank you.
You're a genius.
We're going to get to that.
We're going to get to all kind of things like having emergency kits on hand, like TWC Contagion Kit, because we're going to talk about that later.
But you've got to have these meds on hand so, you know, for whatever they're going to unleash on us because there's an election coming.
But I got it all figured out.
You know, I asked you all to give me my best birthday on November 3rd, 2020.
And I believe you did.
I do believe that you gave me my best birthday present on my birthday, November 3rd, 2020.
And I just want to thank you.
I know you did it.
And I'm proud to be part of it.
And we can't, you know, we're going to keep on going because we're going to be talking about what's really going on in the world on this show.
And You should watch your animals and how they react to what I'm saying tonight.
Because as we all know, animals are far more innately intelligent than human beings because animals don't buy bullshit.
They're not addicted to bullshit, you know, like we are.
Animals love my voice.
They love what I'm saying to them.
I'm gonna go into my animal thing right now.
Now I'm going to say this.
Meow.
Oh.
Moooo.
I love you all.
You are life.
You're in me and of me and me in and of you.
Love you animals.
Don't let these humans take you down.
They're full of shit.
They'd rather eat like Don King, my friend said, 10 yards of bullshit with both hands than actually have the guts to look at what's right in front of their fucking face.
Welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast!
Okay, well, here I am.
And me and my son ain't done a show together for a while.
And we wanted a break from politics and the horror that is Washington, D.C. on both sides.
So we thought, well, we'd wrap up our year because we just celebrated Yom Kippur, which I want to talk about why it was everyone was...
He has no idea what this Yom Kippur was about.
And I want to set him straight.
All 12 tribes, that's the Celtics, the Chinese, you know, 12 tribes of Israel, okay?
There's 12 tribes of us.
Got it?
Okay, good.
Now moving on.
Jake, I'm getting pissed at people because they're so fucking stupid and brainwashed.
I am too.
That's why we got to take a break.
I mean, I go on Twitter and I'm ground down.
I think a lot of Americans are.
I know we have an election coming up.
Where's my cocktail?
Oh, I don't know.
You can, it's not here.
You can, I'll go grab it after I catch the speed up.
How about you run yours over here?
No, I'll get you yours.
Hey, look at this here.
Hold on, I was gonna.
What?
I was gonna say my point.
Never surrender.
Go, say what you're saying.
I want to talk about that too because we're on a Reddit for idiots with guns.
I've told you.
That's so awesome.
Well, you're not supposed to put your finger on the trigger.
I told you that.
I don't put my finger on the trigger.
There's a screenshot on Reddit where your finger's like idiots.
Well, I did it once.
And they call me an idiot.
And then you corrected me and I never did it again.
Doesn't matter to their editors.
But anyway, I want to say...
I mean, it don't even have a mag in it.
I know, but that's proper...
It doesn't have any fire.
It don't have no boom.
Doesn't matter.
Proper gun controls.
You always pretend it's loaded.
That's...
As Rihanna says...
Bitch better have my money!
Is that Rietta?
Rietta.
That's one of my favorite songs of hers.
No, listen.
We're tired of politics, too.
We're going to be back.
We've got a big election coming up, everybody knows, but we just need a little break.
Me and Mom, we do these together sometimes, and people love them.
We just want to have a laugh.
We had General Flynn on.
We had even Raiklin.
Laura Logan's coming tomorrow.
We're going to be back in the shit, but we need a break.
I need to get my strength for this.
Laura.
You're right.
Yeah, she's from South Africa.
Lara, they say.
She'll be here tomorrow.
But anyway, let's get into the fun stuff.
I mean, she's like African-American, you know?
She is.
Just like Elon Musk.
Mm-hmm.
Elon.
All right, I'm going to go get you a drink.
They got a different twist on their reality than Americans do.
Yeah.
Because they were a minority in a, you know, they were a minority on a, in a foreign culture, which is always dangerous.
As the Jews know.
I don't know where Jake's going.
I guess he's going to get my drink.
I really wanted to talk to y'all about what I found out on Yom Kippur.
And I don't care if you think I'm crazy.
Listen.
Thank you.
You know, everyone through my career and my life has said that I am crazy.
And I listen to them The reason that they said I was crazy is because I always said I had a vision from God when I was three.
And I've always stuck to that because it's real.
I didn't make it up.
And it wasn't in a dream.
And I didn't psychotically hallucinate it or nothing.
I was three.
But it happened to me.
And, you know, I've had a guardian angel since then and has walked me through some fire.
And some dens of iniquity, like Daniel, you know, in the lion's den there.
So, that's why I love my gun.
Never surrender, bitches.
I'm never going to surrender.
Us Jews are never going to surrender.
I don't understand these anti-Semites.
I mean, these are the dumbest people on earth.
I understand.
I totally understand.
But can I just say one thing real quick?
I do.
And I want to get...
I have so much to say, but...
Okay.
You're the stars.
I'll let you go.
But people say you're crazy because things like when you're on Tucker and you're like, they eat babies.
That's why...
Well, they do.
No, I know.
But it's not because you have the vision of three.
A lot of people have visions.
They think you're crazy because you get on stage and say...
They're eating babies.
But it's the truth.
I know it's the truth.
That's what's so funny.
And you had a great tweet after that.
Do you love it when they call truth crazy and bullshit truth?
That shows you where at the boiling point, the birth pangs of the Messiah.
Because when bullshit matters more than truth, that's when Hashem steps in.
It's the tipping point.
They do...
Okay.
Just for people with a baby eating thing, can we just clear this up once and for all?
And you're probably going to get mad at me.
Because I was big into Pizzagate.
I still...
I totally believe that they eat babies.
I'm not saying they don't.
But I've never seen a baby being eaten.
I just want to be clear.
Have you ever seen a baby being eaten?
You've heard about it.
You've never been at a party where they're eating a baby.
I have never personally seen.
Right.
But I have...
because I have mental disorders.
Yeah, people have talked to you.
A through Z.
Yeah, you've got them all.
And I've been hospitalized several times for dissociative identity disorder.
Right.
And in groups with people who also have it.
And many of them, in fact, I would say the majority of them are survivors of satanic ritual abuse.
Right.
So let's get to it.
All of them say they have seen their own babies sacrificed.
Sacrificed and eaten.
You're talking, when you're on Tucker Restition, because this is why people say you're crazy.
You're talking about, you've actually talked to victims of this, family members of this.
You know, all the victims of abuse come to me because they think of me as their mom.
That's what people, I don't get why people don't get that.
No, I think people get that.
They do?
Absolutely.
And you have talked to victims.
You've been on this.
Boy, people hate their moms, don't they?
Yeah.
How can people hate their moms think about that?
You should hate your mom.
She's a bad mom, I think.
Oh, I agree.
And I think there's a lot of bad moms out there.
But no, you're naturally inclined to love your mom.
But anyway, that's a whole other podcast.
Well, that's what fucks you up is when you love your abuser.
That's what makes your mind break.
Absolutely.
So I think about all the people out there who have dissociative disorder and don't even know they got it.
Yeah.
But like clue number one is, hey, do you say one thing and then do another?
Yeah.
You should think about that.
I want you to think about that.
Do you often say one thing and then do another?
Not just another, but it's complete opposite, the opposite of what you just said.
You believe and testified in front of people, this is your belief.
Then you leave the stage and do the exact opposite.
You have...
Multiple personality disorder because you've been abused.
You've been sexually abused as a child.
Let's stop lying about it.
I love it.
I love that you do this because you've been, I just want to say, and I'll hand the floor over.
I like to give context.
But that's why they say I'm crazy and they've always said I'm crazy.
But you've always talked about this, right?
They say every victim who comes forward is a liar and crazy.
That's how they fucking shut you up.
But you know what?
There's so goddamn many of us and, you know, don't get on me for saying goddamn because you don't even know what you're talking about.
It is goddamned.
Yeah.
And I have the authority to say it as a Jewish Torah student of...
I am 72 years old and I've studied Torah since I was three, so Talk to the hand, bitch.
Alright, so you've been talking about this pedophile elite pirate Ponzi thing for, as far as I can tell, MKUltra for at least 35 years.
Right?
30 years?
Absolutely.
I used to make fun of you, remember?
I used to think you were crazy.
So, this isn't...
I just want to be really clear.
A lot of people think...
Pedo, Ponzi, pirate, priest class.
Let me just set the stage and I'll hand it over to you.
A lot of people think you've gone crazy since you've left the left and became a Trump supporter.
And now you're like, they eat babies.
They don't understand the context of your career and life's work, children of the night, trying to protect kids from pedophiles.
This is something you've been doing for 35 years.
Even as a leftist, this was the biggest, probably the number one thing you've been behind.
It's the reason I left the left because they're pro that shit.
They're sexual libertines and they're hiding behind it and that's who gives to the Democrat Party.
They're sexual libertines and they were thrilled to get Ruth Bader Ginsburg in there, one of their fake, you know, I'm sorry, yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
She looked right.
She looked the part.
That's what they're looking for.
You've got to look the part in order to fuck with the people and take away their rights and bullshit them.
But yeah, one of the things she advocated for was lowering the age of consent of children having sex.
She wanted to lower it beneath the age of 12.
I've never heard of this.
They've had this agenda forever.
It's a Marxist thing.
The Marxists are sexual libertines.
That's what Luciferianism is.
It means you can fuck whoever, whenever, and it's all male.
The women think they can fuck everybody, and they go try, but they end up with the babies and then no money from the guy.
I mean, it is a total male bullshit society of sexual libertines, males, who decided to try to further degrade and humiliate women as if they ain't done enough.
And children.
Well, that's their goal is to get at the children.
They just want to be around the kids' sex organs a lot.
When you were a leftist, it was fair to- They want to experiment on them and do Nazi science on them and take the flesh off their forearms and sew it into their groin.
Oh my God, you're nothing but Nazis.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand what you're doing to children?
They do.
When you were a leftist, it was fair to say back then, the pedo- You're not going to get away with it.
I'll tell you why, because I have the authority.
And I'm going to tell you about my authority and where I get it.
And I'm going to introduce you to a guy maybe you never met.
I don't think you have met him, but his name is God.
I'm going to introduce you to him.
Is it fair to say when you were a leftist and you were against the pedo cult that a lot of those pedos tended to be more on the right, like the Vatican and the Christian?
Remember, this is what you were kind of...
Talking about 30 years ago, it seems like the pedos have, like everybody, like all the commies and the evil people and the billionaires, have all sort of moved to the Democrat Party.
That's my theory.
Do you see that?
Because remember, it was the Vatican getting busted for child trafficking and child sex crimes?
And now it's like Hollywood and P. Diddy and all this stuff.
It seems like they just kind of moved on.
They're like, we've already kind of taken over the right.
They don't like us anymore.
Well, that's what I see.
I'm just asking.
Well, then you're limited in your seeing, because what you're supposed to be seeing is the interconnectedness of every single one of them.
It's one big friggin' trafficking thing.
And they have built, with U.S. taxpayer dollars and everything else they've stolen from everybody, the billionaire class, they've built those tunnels underground everywhere.
Tunnels for trafficking children and organs and weapons.
Drugs.
And drugs.
And...
Why?
Because...
They want a one-world religion.
And that one-world religion was battle-tested with Jeremiah Wright.
It's called Chrislam.
And that's what they're doing.
And that money, I always felt like that money they're making and trafficking, that money goes somewhere.
It goes to all the black ops.
That's what I was going to say.
That's what's funding black ops, right?
It goes to the private contractors.
Right.
All the public's money goes into private pockets.
It's like General Flynn said when he was here.
There's two books.
There's the book that they show us and then the black ops.
Yeah, like all businesses.
And I asked him off the record.
He did answer, so I'm allowed to say it.
I said, was that dark money ever funneled through the cartel in Venezuela at the borders?
Because it's just a theory I had.
And he said, absolutely.
So he saw it with his own eyes.
Of course he did.
So anyway, we do have to take our first break.
They took our tax dollars to go down there and pay for transporting people up.
When I was opening for Michael Moore, we were for, was it John Kerry?
Of course, at that time, I didn't understand what that...
That yank they were pulling.
That was the Occupy Wall Street yank.
And I saw that from day one.
I was like, oh my God.
It's Marxism, the reversal of capitalism.
And all it does is burst the capitalist bubble so the vulture capitalists can come in after the destruction and buy everything up for cheap.
It's all the same.
Marxism and capitalism is the same thing.
Sell low, buy high.
But there is a difference.
Capitalism, there's a middle class.
Socialism, there's two classes.
There's the rich and the poor.
That's why I say, pedo, ponzi, pirate, priest class.
Right.
I love it.
Of pharaonic feudalism.
Can we talk about this real quick?
Can I get back to the show?
We've got to pay the bills.
Yeah, because I started talking about this in the opening.
Yeah, let's time.
Because you said 8.
We're already 18 minutes.
Yeah, let's do it.
I wanted to do your Gemma Ultra.
We'll get into it.
Well, I said do it at 8 and 16 and 32.
I know, but you were in such a good zone.
I didn't want to stop it for an ad.
Whatever.
I time it my best.
You know, when the spirit moves me, the spirit moves me.
Well, you were talking about this.
And that's why I have my spirits right here.
Yeah, I love that.
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Alright, so back on it.
So, Pedo Ponzi pirates.
So, I thought it was a right to left.
Pedo Ponzi pirate priest class of pharaonic feudalism.
Alright, let's get in the zone now.
So, you...
I'm in the zone, bitch.
So, it's a one-world satanic push.
I like how we said we weren't going to get political.
I guess it's not political.
No, give it a break.
Well, I think Satan is ruining our country.
Well, except for we just had Yom Kippur, which was so great, and I wanted to tell all the Jews...
And everyone who cares, everyone who likes Jews, or feels connected to Jews, any Jew, like Jesus, or...
Mohammed was a Jew, too, you know.
But I guess we're all Jews, really.
I think everybody's a Jew.
When you look at 12 tribes, probably...
Pretty much everybody's some kind of Jew, you know?
Or related to a Jew.
Can I tell you why people hate the Jews?
Because you're a very proud Jewish woman.
I think one of the things...
No, I'm not proud.
Well, you're a Jewy Jew.
You're very proud.
No, I have no pride.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sometimes you're like, why do people hate the Jews?
Do you want me to tell you?
Well, as I said, it's because it's so easy.
It's low-hanging fruit.
And they never seem to notice, the people who eat of that fruit, that it's a fucking poison apple.
Why did I never notice that?
Um, well, because it's easy to hate Jews, but Jews are really annoying.
I'm just going to break, I'm just going to tell you the hard truth as you're saying.
All right.
Because I'm a Jew and I just, I had a big Yom Kippur, like I'm all Jewy Jewy.
Yeah.
But like one of the things I've always done.
Did you repent?
Absolutely.
Okay.
I was hard to find something to repent for.
I'm not even joking.
It was really difficult, but I found out.
No, I'm, I'm, I really, I, I did.
But my point is, uh, Not everybody wants to be self-aware.
Not everyone.
Everyone's like, I'm right, you're wrong.
That's just the human condition.
But I always was different than other people.
I was like, why do people not like me?
Or why does someone think I'm an idiot?
And then I would obsess over it.
Because I want to be liked.
It's vanity.
We all do.
Right.
So I'm like, okay, everyone hates Jews.
So instead of me going, ah, fuck them, I'm going to call them anti-Semite and ruin their life.
I'm like, let me talk to these people and see why they hate Jews.
Maybe they're on to something.
Yeah.
I always ask people that, politely.
Yeah, and they've told me.
I've talked to the anti-Semites.
Well, there's two things.
There's the cultural difference, because Jews are annoying, and we are whiny, and we talk about our medical conditions, and I know it's a stereotype, but it's true, and it's annoying.
It's super annoying.
We think...
Anxiety and mental illness is cute.
And it's really not.
And that's one of the first things we're talking about.
And narcissism.
It is.
When you talk to Goyam or Shiksa or non-Jew, and I'm like, why is the problem?
It's like, you bitch and complain.
You told me this once, actually, when you were married to Ben.
He said to you, he's like, the reason people don't like Jews, I'll never forget this.
He says, because everyone here is out here struggling to get along and we're all unhappy in certain parts of our day and you guys are the only ones that bitch about it.
Like, we just go to work and lunch pail and you guys complain constantly and it's annoying.
So that's a big part of it.
That's 50% of it.
We need to hear this.
I can hear that.
Thank you.
The other 50% is the Arab Rav, which you talked about.
We have to break it down because I read the comments.
Not everybody understands.
There are Jews that are good Jews and bad Jews.
Just like there's good Muslims, bad Muslims.
Yeah, it's good and bad in everyone.
Right.
So the bad Jews...
We've got to get all of us, got to get all of us good ones.
We're the good ones.
The good ones in each subgroups got to get with the good ones in all the other ones and fuck all the bad.
Stop protecting them.
Absolutely.
That's why you're oppressed.
The bad Jews are the Soros and bad Jews put a lot of dark money out there.
Well, he isn't even a Jew.
He says he's not a Jew.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
People that hate Jews, they never like, we hate the Three Stooges or Adam Sandler.
It's Soros.
And he's not a Jew.
He's Erev Rav, if anything, or a non-Jew.
But I'm just saying that's...
So it's the 50% were annoying, and the other 50% there's a lot of bad Jews out there.
Well, he hates the Torah.
So what kind of a Jew hates the Torah?
He's not a Jew.
You don't even have to go any further than that.
Right.
It's like being a Christian and hating Christ.
You can't do it.
Yeah.
Right.
No, you're right.
You can't do that.
So that's what I want to clear up.
So he's not a Jew.
He's not a Jew, and don't hold it against us.
He just says he is because he has Jewish parentage.
But it don't matter who your parent is.
Absolutely.
It's what you do.
Hello, bitch.
So, bad Jews and the good Jews that are annoying and bitching.
That's why people hate us.
Bad Jews are the ones that get away with shit and then hide behind being Jewish.
Well, there's also a lot of Jews in the porn industry and the television industry.
And there's a lot of bad Jews that do control the narrative in some level that are really annoying.
And that's another thing that makes us look bad.
The Weinsteins and so on and so forth.
Those aren't Jews.
Right.
I just want to be really clear.
Don't hold out against us that are good Jews, right?
We keep Shabbos and we do Yom Kippur.
They don't.
Weinstein doesn't do Shabbos.
I don't know if he does or doesn't.
He doesn't.
He jerks off in a plant and makes women, like, blow them for jobs.
It's not something we do.
I've never done that.
Well, a lot of Jews are disordered.
Yeah, but this is what I'm going to tell you.
You know, a lot of Jews are disordered.
They are.
We're mentally ill on the whole.
Well, because they're mixed.
Yeah.
Well, it's also cultural.
It's just a cultural thing.
I mean, how can you, a Jew, marry into a culture via your spouse that hates your frigging guts and thinks you're a demon?
And make that work.
I mean, but people do it all the time.
But then I always say, how do you make that work?
And, you know, it's just a horror thing.
Well, and the flip side.
But anyway, I just wanted to tell you.
I know for both people involved.
You shouldn't marry outside your belief system, I don't think.
Because all you do is just make people hate each other more.
I think it's a...
Can we have this talk?
Because I was talking to Hannah when we were driving back.
Because she's the first Jewish girl I've ever dated.
Makes people start all the shit.
Because they got half inner hate and half inner love.
I think there's some truth to that.
And also, culturally...
You can't mix that shit.
You can, but you have to...
You can't mix a culture of racism with, like, victims of racism and then have that person be the fucking spokesman.
It isn't the same.
It's difficult.
It's difficult.
Particularly if they're from India.
Right?
What is that?
Kamala.
Oh, okay.
Or I mean Jamaica.
Now she's putting on the fake Jamaican accent.
I gotta listen to her because, you know, I tried to do the fake Jamaican accent in my act where it was God's voice.
It's better than Kamala's, I'll tell you that.
It is?
Yeah.
Come on, Mon.
Rosanne, I got a message for you, Mon.
You gotta outreach the ganja to all the peoples.
That's not Jamaican.
Is that Jamaican?
Is it?
It always ends up Lithuanian.
Yeah, that's why you can't do accents.
I should just hire people to do my impressions for me.
No, you do good impressions.
I love that your impressions always go to your Russian grandma, no matter where it starts.
This is my favorite part of your act, actually.
It's hilarious.
It's the only accent I can do.
But anyway, I'll let you talk.
That's why people hate the Jews, and I thought you should know that.
Huh?
Because we're whiny and shit?
Half of us, the good ones, are whiny and annoying, and we think mental illness is cute, and I think that's really unattractive.
It's like if you're dating someone, it's like, oh yeah, I'm fucking crazy.
It's like, no, bitch, get a therapist.
It's not cool.
We need to hear this as Jews.
I want to tell all the Jews, stop.
Yeah, you've got to get your shit together.
That's what Yom Kippur is about.
Work on yourself.
Get your shit together and don't go inflicting your shit on other people.
Nations.
No wonder.
I mean, come on.
Just stay to yourself.
Mind your own damn business and raise your kids right.
Try that for a change, you whores.
I mean, these young Jewish women are nothing but whores.
I mean, they are.
And I just have to say that.
It isn't about your body count just because your dad didn't love you.
I mean, it's about finding the pain of not having your dad love you.
And keep your legs together and go to fucking therapy and then, you know, stop voting for Democrats.
Am I right?
Yes, 100%.
100%.
I'm so sick of it all.
Anyway, but I do want to talk about Yom Kippur.
We don't want to be political, so let's talk about Yom Kippur.
It's a beautiful holiday.
I had a great time.
Well, this was the humdinger.
Yeah.
This one was the humdinger of all humdingers.
And I was trying to put it together in the terms of Esther, because she said her prayer on, it's called Yom HaKippurim.
Mm-hmm.
Yom Kippur is a day like Purim.
Okay.
That's what it translates to?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
So Esther said her prayer on Yom Kippur and set in motion...
She asked the upper king of heaven a question and then she asked...
The earthly king a question, and it was the same question, and she got the very same answer.
What was the question?
It was to the heart of the existential.
What was it?
I'll see if I can get the answer.
Because I don't know this.
Let's hear what you think.
Well, what's the question?
You have to tell me the question, then I will.
The question she asked Hashem.
Yeah.
Do you not remember?
It's a special prayer.
Oh.
Do you know what it is or no?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
What is it?
It's like trivia.
It's the utmost existential question of Torah.
What is it?
Well, I don't think I should say it.
Oh, okay.
Well, then tell me that, because I thought you were just for God.
No, but I want you to guess.
If you're right, I'll tell you.
You get three guesses.
The most existential part of Torah.
The existential thing you would ask God.
What would be the most existential question you would ask God?
You have to look up that definition.
Hey, Siri, what does existential mean?
Hold on, I'm going to get this.
The climate crisis and...
Oh, concerned with existence, especially human existence.
Oh, are humans evil?
Was that the question?
Is there a purpose to life?
Was that it?
No.
Then the third one, according to the definition of existential, would be...
Are we cursed as a human species?
None of those were it?
Okay, well, I tried.
You have to give...
We're doing a pocket.
You've got to give me something.
Well, it's the big triangulation of all Torah on the Day of Atonement where your heart is free of sin.
What is the meaning of life?
What's the meaning of life?
No.
Okay.
What would you ask God as a Jew?
What would I ask God as a Jew?
If you were Queen Esther, what would you ask him?
Let me think about it.
If I actually got God in a room, I would ask- And you knew that your people were like, some bad shit was coming.
And you just happened to be the queen- I never even felt that Jewish.
Yeah.
Except for your uncle was one of them.
Should I save these really annoying, whiny people?
That's what I would ask.
Is it even worth it?
They just complain all the time.
They left slavery, they were complaining.
They're just a complainy bunch.
That's what I would ask.
Is it even worth it?
Or are they chosen?
I would ask, is that true?
Are the Jewish people your chosen children of?
I would like to know that.
Because wouldn't it be funny if he was like, no?
They just say that.
Those Jews are crazy.
That's kind of getting close.
Okay.
You're going on the right path.
Okay, I knew I did that.
But you got about 72 steps away.
Well, it's only an hour podcast.
I just want to say, like, Yom Kippur is a really special holiday for people who don't know, because Rosh Hashanah to Yom Kippur is kind of like a bookend holiday, as I understand it.
Wrong.
Okay, well, that's what I was told.
Rosh Hashanah was the new year.
And then you make your resolution for what you want for the year.
And then at the end of the 10 days, you fast and atone, and then it comes true for the next year.
That's what I've done the last 25 years.
The last part of the New Year celebration is the Sukkot.
That's why I went on Amazon and actually paid $2,500.
Yeah, that's right.
I've got to put it together.
I know.
We've got to put it together.
That's all I do.
And I am because this is what Sukkot is.
You sleep under the stars in peace on your land.
I love it.
And that's what every Jew must feel once in these millennium of lifetimes.
And God wills it.
And, you know, these people, they might try to stop it, but You know, let me introduce you to a guy.
His name is God.
And these people, like, they're really getting at me because how evil they are and how disguised they are with what they do, you know.
It's, you know, because they are hootie owls.
What's that?
They're owls.
They go hoot?
Hootie owls.
Yeah.
Are you talking about anti-Semites?
Huh?
Are you talking about the anti-Semites that want us all extinguish from the earth?
Because I do find that a little strange.
I don't even want Muslims extinguished from the earth.
There's nobody that I want to...
Not even Democrats.
I want the moderates to still be here.
I like extremists to be murdered and genocided of all religions and faiths.
That ain't right.
You can't say it like that.
Well, I'm just telling you what I want.
You can't say murdered and genocided.
That's bringing bad karma to this realm.
Here's how you have to say it.
Okay.
That God will...
Put each psychopath in a position of harmlessness.
and that their position that they used against the people to enrich themselves by selling the people out should be filled by a loving heart like a grandmother who knows that every decision, every law is about the next generation and should want to keep it safe and sound and educated and cared for.
Thank you.
All right.
I mean, I like mine better, but whatever, it doesn't matter.
I'm just saying, like, I don't understand the push now to, like, kill all the Jews.
That's a little weird.
Even from people I like, like, even my friends online, the alt-righties, it's like, If you follow the logic of like, hey, let's stop supporting Israel.
You're really just saying you want all the Jews to die because that's really the last place outside of New York and LA that they're really left, right?
And that's the homeland.
It has been for thousands and thousands of years and it's like, ah, let's just let the Jews die.
It's like, whoa, this is the last place they have and you want them to die.
That means you want them to be extinct.
If you follow their logic, that's what it means.
There's no other way to look at it because if it was like...
Arabs or Muslims, which there's a billion of in 56 Muslim countries, if you go, eh, you know, let's get rid of like 30 or so, the really extremist terrorist-y ones, you're still leaving 20 or so behind and half a billion of them.
You're not asking for their extinction, but that's the difference.
And that's the thing I found the most fascinating about this argument is, like, they don't even know that by saying to the river, to the sea, or get rid of Israel, you're literally asking for every Jew to be extinguished from the planet.
That is what they want.
And they know it.
They're not lying.
No, I know.
But then they act like, oh, we just don't want to put our money in Israel.
It's like Ukraine.
I'm talking about the right-wingers that I fight with all the time.
It's like, no, you're literally like...
It's nothing like the Ukraine.
If every Christian was...
last place they had was the Vatican, right?
And then I was like- Well, they wouldn't go there.
I'm just saying, let's just say that was the last Christian state was the Vatican.
And I was like, we need to take out the Vatican.
And there's like 14 million Christians left because there's a billion now, but like 14 million and they're in the Vatican.
I'm like, we need to get rid of the Vatican.
I'm basically saying, let's get rid of all Christians.
So at least be honest about it.
I don't care if you hate Jews.
I don't even like the term anti-Semite.
I just think you've got to follow your logic, because that is really the last place.
Jews really only have Israel.
Yeah, because from 1967 on, Jews have been kicked out of every Arab state.
So Israel is the only place that has Jews now.
Every Arab state...
Has no Jews.
It's Judenrein.
And that was the goal of the Muslim Brotherhood founded by Hitler.
So you can't bullshit me.
I saw the Nazi uniform with the Islamic sword inside the swastika.
I'm sick of you motherfuckers.
You are brainwashing and eating bullshit with both hands.
You know, it's crazy that the front lines of the Nazis right now Are black and Jewish.
You motherfuckers, you are...
And right-wing.
A lot of right-wingers.
And Kim.com just said, hey, let's throw them out.
For 2,000 years, everyone that threw them out did better.
They're literally just saying, let's just kill them.
Kim.com said that?
Yeah, I saw it today.
Oh my God, what a shame.
It's one thing to be like, Jews are annoying.
I mean, people are pissed because of...
You know, recognizable Jewish names, but boy, did they skip past the 400,000 Christian names, don't they?
Absolutely.
When they're looking down that long list of the guilty, the only ones they remember are the Jewish names because that's the MKUltraMindControl of Germany.
Yeah.
That's what they unleashed here.
They made this a Nazi state.
And, you know, it was national socialism.
Hello.
Yeah.
Eat dogs while we live in castles, bitches.
And that's what they want.
Pedo, Ponzi, pirate, priest class.
Because it encompasses everything.
Money, religion, church, state, everything.
War, everything.
Except Israel.
So you can go fuck yourself.
I'll be here talking about God long after y'all are gone.
And that was...
Evident to me on Yom Kippur, this is the year you're all going to go because you woke up, you're God Satan, he always goes too far, and this time he went too far, and he actually woke up the Jewish people and their souls stirred because they actually realized reality.
It is 14 million of us against Well, we're just talking Muslims.
Two billion.
It's like 1.2 billion.
1.2 billion.
And then a lot of Christians also hate us.
Yeah.
The ultra-right-wing Nazism.
And the left.
The left is total Nazis, but...
But they...
So we're like 14 million, and I say like...
With one country.
With one little country the size of...
New Jersey.
New Jersey.
And Egypt has a concrete border to keep the Palestinians up.
But nobody notices that either.
Like they don't notice the 400,000 Christian names.
Yeah.
They only say the Jews.
Because you're under satanic mind control.
Absolutely.
Satan hates the Jews.
Moloch hates the Jews because we ended his child sacrifice.
Our father Abraham did that.
Bitches, you better wake up.
Didn't he try and kill his own kid, Abraham?
Isaac was 33 years old.
Well, let's skip into that, but let's talk about this.
But I'm going to talk to her so everybody can know.
That's fine.
This is a really big VPN, because every conservative podcast talks about VPN. Do you know what VPN is?
I hear everybody talking about it, but I'm not really sure what is it.
They can't track you and put you in the camps?
Basically, but you can't really sell it that way because then you get in a lot of trouble.
But you can actually show that you're in another country.
So for instance, if I want to like watch a sporting event that's only being cast in, you know, Italy, I can use VPN to say, Hey, I'm in town and live in Italy and it'll show me in Italy.
I live in Italy and it'll show me in Italy.
Oh, that's smart.
Oh, that's smart.
So there's a way around it and it's legal.
So there's a way around it and it's legal.
VPNs are really cool.
But the most important, that's one thing if you get VPN is you can show that you're in a different country.
It also keeps you from being tracked and it gives you total security and privacy.
It's basically moves you all over the globe.
But the more important thing is just like protecting your bank accounts and all the shit.
All of your online data, all your data, everything is protected and secure.
So a lot of Christians, I'm sorry, a lot of right wingers and Christians are understandably very concerned about being tracked We saw what happened to Gen 6.
So are Jews.
The Whitmer.
So are atheists.
Even Democrats are scared of that one.
Absolutely.
So it's basically just a safe...
It just protects you.
It's very safe.
Everybody does it.
It's cheap.
It's like...
Some of these companies' VPNs are like...
It doesn't help with porn, does it?
It does help with porn.
Yeah.
Because right now...
And I only know this because I've heard this.
I don't watch porn anymore because I'm a good Jewish husband with a Jewish wife.
So you don't have sex?
That or watch porn.
No, porn is banned in Texas.
Like if you went on your phone right now and tried to type in porn, it's banned.
You can't watch porn.
That's awesome.
I love it.
I love it.
Isn't that great?
People have happier marriages without that shit.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to get all...
We literally don't watch porn.
That is so good.
We've made that thing, but that's a whole other podcast.
But I'm just saying, so VPN, right?
Yeah.
Let's say you're in Texas and you want to watch porn.
You just type in the VPN and you say, hey, I'm in California.
And then you get all the porn you want.
So there's a lot of things about it.
Anyway, we finally got a sponsor for VPN. Porn is the worst fucking cancer you can let into your brain.
I agree.
I agree.
Porn is horrible.
It's satanic.
And Jews are...
A lot of Jews are behind porn.
So that's another thing right-wingers say is that Jews are behind all this evil shit and transgenderism.
Well, you know, that's capitalism.
Wherever they find a market, they're going to go do something bad.
Thank you.
That's why they do it.
But that's what Jews have got to change.
Why don't you go and...
I said this in my 2012 presidential speech.
Yeah.
Jews, why don't you invest in, like, turning a...
It's a 30-acre village, green and self-sustaining.
You'll feel way better than you do watching porn.
I agree.
That's why they should ban Viagra, I'm telling you.
Absolutely.
And desalinization, as far as I understand, Israelis came up with that.
They can do it.
They have the technology to do amazing shit.
And we saw they can also make pagers blow off fucking Hezbollah sticks.
They say they've got these med beds that can cure all disease.
Yeah, that's good.
Jews just want to make money, and that's part of our culture.
But you've got to make money in the right way.
You can't go to the lowest common denominator anymore, Jews, because you're going to be judged for it.
I swear you are, and I hope you repented on Yom Kippur.
You don't do it no more, because you can't go to the lowest common denominator and feel good about it.
No, no, no.
I need to smoke a cigarette.
I have one.
You can smoke in here.
But go get them.
Let me call Hannah.
I don't want her to know.
She'll freak out and think the kids are going to get cancer.
Hey Siri, call Hannah.
She's the one that lets Livia smoke with you.
I'm always like, don't go out there.
And Hannah's like, who gives her shit?
She smoked with her grandma.
That's what she says.
I smoked with my grandma.
Hey, can you bring mom cigarettes?
She did?
She smoked with her grandma?
Yeah.
I love that.
She doesn't mind?
Thanks.
Oh, I love it.
No, Hannah's the best.
Yeah, just don't blow smoke in the baby's face.
Entrez-vous, mon frère.
Come in.
What's the problem?
A duck.
What?
She doesn't want to be on camera.
Wow, you're gorgeous.
Oh, thank you so much, darling.
You're gorgeous no matter what.
I've never seen you look bad.
Sometimes you're less gorgeous than other times, but you're always gorgeous.
You are so beautiful.
You know what?
You...
Your daughter is gorgeous but the little one looks exactly like you so know that I think you're gorgeous.
The big one Looks like me.
She looks like me and Jake and a little of you, but more of your mom around her mouth.
And she does all your mom's characterizations.
Like in the pool, she goes like this.
She does like your mom.
And she also starts shit with everyone just like your mom.
No, she does this thing like, I shouldn't have said that like your mom does.
That's my favorite thing about Hannah's mom.
She's like, you're terrible.
She tells me all the time, you're terrible with all this talking about people behind their back and just admonishes me.
And then five minutes later, she's like, do you know what I heard about someone?
Every time.
We love your mom.
All right.
Thank you.
She's so cool.
Close the doors to smoke.
Doesn't get in with the babies.
All right, let's get back on track, because we're all over the place.
I was glad to meet Hannah's mom and her family, because you don't often hear about Jews from Memphis, Tennessee, do you?
And Texas.
They've been to both.
Yeah, no.
They're very nice.
They're not like, you know...
They're Gentile Jews.
That's what I think of.
They're Gentile Jews.
They're Goyim Jews.
Because Eddie's not Jewish, but he's like, when you really think about it...
Because I was telling Hannah this the other day, like...
You know, because her mom's Jewish.
No, I adopted Eddie and told him he was a Jew because he's my son.
And he's totally got a lot of anxiety and he can't fly.
That's why I know he's a Jew.
He has so many anxieties.
He does.
That's how you know you're Jewish.
If you have a lot of anxieties and stuff, you've got Jewish blood because that's where it all comes from.
I agree, and that's why— I mean, after you've been hit upside the head when you wasn't expecting it for the one millionth fucking time in a row, you got reflex things.
Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
That's why Jews are—that's why people are annoyed by Jews, because they're all in their own.
I understand it, but, you know, it also—you can look at a Jew and study them and be healed.
You can go, Jesus, I see what's wrong with them, and therefore I see what's wrong with me.
Because if you're seeing something wrong in somebody else, that means it's wrong in you.
That's true.
You know, you only mirror people.
You don't really listen to them or care about them.
No, it's true.
And when you hate a particular person, it's usually because you hate that about yourself.
Which is what I was...
Thank you for saying that.
Because that's why I think people hate Jews.
Because they hate the fact that they're neurotic and insecure and have these deep, dark feelings.
Because the whole Gentile thing is like to be strong and...
They know that they're just a big pussy like everybody else, like all of us.
We're all flawed human beings at the end of the day, and they don't like it.
So it's like, look at that Jew sitting there talking about the neuroses.
Yeah, it gets me mad when they get all fucking down on Jew pimps, but they praise up on black pimps.
Yeah, thank you.
That's what fucking pisses me off.
I agree.
These guys are nothing but Jew pimps, and Jew pimps and black pimps did a lot of good business in New York, Chicago, and every other major city.
So fuck off, left.
They're trying to bring back segregation so the Jews and the blacks can't run their own gangs like they used to in opposition to the fucking mafia.
Now they got the goddamn Italian mafia.
That ain't nothing compared to the LGBTQ plus CIA mafia.
Those are the motherfuckers taking everybody down now.
Those are Obama's boys.
Yeah, no, it's a mafia.
It's the LGBTQ plus CIA Obama That's what they are.
You know, he didn't do nothing for black people, but he sure did a lot for transgenders and gays, didn't he?
Yeah, and he did a lot for the military-industrial complex, even though he fucked up the military.
Bomb-date countries, including killing Americans on overseas.
He has the balls to talk to Trump.
Yeah, he dropped them.
Saying Trump is a threat to his democracy, of no democracy, of putting...
Kamala Harris, fucking Joe Camel-looking bitch, putting her in there without one goddamn boat.
Where's race, race, race, race, race?
Fuck you!
We're all everything in America.
We got every kind of blood running through our veins.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
This ain't the 1600s.
No, remember, too, that he comes from Chicago.
He was a city plant...
Well, I'm just saying.
That was his bio.
His father overthrew the fucking Kenyan government and started Halliburton with Dick Cheney.
He's a fucking royal.
Absolutely.
And he...
He's Swiss.
His parents was in the CIA, so it was his fucking grandparents.
He's a Swiss fucking mole.
A lot of people think he's a power agent.
He's a goddamn man.
What do they call them?
The something man?
I don't know.
A lot of people think he was like- Manchurian candidate going over there and telling black men to be ashamed of their self like Bill Cosby did just before he went to prison.
Hello?
Leave fucking black men out of your shit.
Leave other black people out of your bullshit.
You ain't their king.
You aren't their fucking owner.
Hello?
You know, he's a Muslim, and Muslims own black people.
Let's tell the truth.
In Libya, they sell black people.
Since Hillary and her, we came, we said, he died.
That was Obama.
I know, it was her and him, and now they sell black people as slaves in Libya.
$200.
I say, hey, Why don't we get all these Hollywood leftists to start a kitty, and we'll go liberate a few hundred slaves.
Black slaves.
I would love to.
And in Gaza, they own black slaves.
In fact, they call black people, the word for them is slave.
And you're out there fucking saying...
Pro-Palestinian shit.
You're Nazis!
You're fucking Nazis in blackface and Jewface.
You stupid motherfuckers.
You better wake up.
And you know what?
YouTube can kiss my ass because they give me another thing.
They said, every time I was going on all these goddamn TikToks, that's fucking CIA headquarters.
C-C-P-C-I-A-D-E-V-I-L. Because...
I go on there to correct the fucking Jew hatred and what do I get the message saying?
You're giving hate speech.
When I write down accurate Jewish history and the history of the UN and the founding of Israel and Pakistan which was under the same mandate and there was a Palestinian state called Jordan but expansionist Jordan and expansionist Imperial Islam took Gaza from the Jews, and you know, they're never going to stop.
They kicked us all out of every Arab state in the Judenrine, Sieg Heil motherfuckers.
Let me introduce you to somebody named God.
You're trying to go against what God says in Torah, the covenant he made, the covenant God made between himself and the Jewish people.
You're saying that's BS? You think you are important enough to say that?
Can I ask you a question?
Since you were talking about Obama being head of the mafia, which I loved, or a mafia.
The LGBTQ plus CIA. Yeah.
Do you remember when he became president that he actually used the IRS to target Tea Party?
Remember that?
Yeah, he destroyed all dissent.
No one ever talks about that.
He destroyed all dissent.
Yeah, but he's targeted conservatives.
And what he did to General Flynn and Trump and illegally spying on Trump when he handed over the reins and how he actually cheated Hillary out of the nomination and all this stuff.
He's clearly mafia.
I know, I asked that to Michael Moore when he ran.
I said, how can you...
How come no one talks about that?
How can you back this guy who has no experience over Hillary?
Yeah.
She has healthcare.
This is when I was a real Democrat.
No, I know.
I liked Obama, so I understand.
And, you know, they came out with that commercial where that...
A guy threw a brick.
It was Apple, an Apple commercial.
1984 commercial.
Yeah, and I was like, oh Christ, they've got Apple on board to brainwash people.
Of course.
You know, against Hillary, which is so easy, I thought, at the time, because she's a woman and, you know, they always have that fear.
And she's horrible and everyone hated her too.
Not everyone hated her.
I think so.
A lot of us women admired her.
Because she was a woman.
Yeah.
Well, we didn't know what...
I never understood that.
We thought women were women.
We didn't think women were like Margaret Thatcher in them.
That'll do anything for power.
Of course.
But why wouldn't they be?
Every woman that's ever ran a country started a war.
Every woman.
It's historically documented.
Every queen goes...
Well, because all her...
Courtesans are fucking male psychopathos.
Well, it's just part of human history, but what I'm trying to say is, everyone's like, oh, it's a woman.
It's like when Obama ran.
He ran on Hope and Change.
I totally fell for it.
Yeah, but the real truth is, all of it is Pharaoh.
Pharaoh has never gave up his royal ass.
I'll let you go.
I just want to say, Obama ran on Hope and Change.
Hillary ran on being a woman.
Kamala's running on, I don't even know anymore, but...
She's protecting abortion rights.
But what I'm saying is they sell this thing of hope and change.
But the right is so weak and so ignorant.
Can I just finish?
They sell this hope and change thing, but as soon as Obama got in, he targeted the Tea Party, used the IRS, he drone-bombed people every fucking 47 minutes.
He did everything that a Republican does.
He did the bailouts in his first year.
There was no hope and change.
There was nothing different.
Hillary is a warmonger, a uniparty.
She ran on being a woman.
If she became president, we would have been to war nonstop because that's what she does.
So whenever you see someone talking about hope and change and peace, they're usually the most violent war criminals.
And now you have Cheney endorsing Kamala, for example.
She's clearly...
That's Obama.
So it just shows, you know, Obama, his dad...
Their mafia.
Their right-wing mafia.
His dad, Lolo Sotoro.
Mm-hmm.
He founded Halliburton with Cheney.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
So, I mean, he's one of the richest men in the world, Obama.
Yeah.
And he stayed in D.C. after he became president.
So the Hope and Change guy from Chicago, clearly he's a very powerful mafiosa boss.
And he's now controlling the strings of the Democrat Party.
He's even more powerful than Hillary Clinton now.
He's probably an asset of Brennan or whatever.
We can go off.
But he ran on Hope and Change and being a black guy.
And we all bought.
I fell for it.
And that's what they're doing.
I ran against him, remember?
I do.
Because I knew he was a used car salesman.
Of course.
They're all horrible.
They're all horrible.
And that's kind of what I'm getting at.
There's no real hope.
And plus, I hated Valerie Jarrett so bad.
Well, that's his brain.
That's his Karl Rove.
Oh, my God.
He's part of Iran.
Oh, my God.
I just...
She's a horrible person.
She's a horrible person.
She was so horrible that...
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what they do.
It's the biggest fucking yank in the world.
And they're never full black.
They're all half black.
Her, Obama, Kamala.
I thought she was Iranian.
She is Iranian.
She's mostly Iranian.
She's more Iranian than she is black, but they just have enough black that they can pull the black card.
That's why they do it.
Can I ask you a question?
Well, I got black in me, too.
I'm from North Africa.
That was just that one time.
I got...
No, listen.
Billionaires, I have to ask you this question.
I've been talking to you about this all week, and I'm going to give you the floor, because this is such a good question I came up with on Yom Kippur.
You still didn't let me tell everybody about why it was the greatest job ever.
I will after that, but we have to do this part.
Billionaires are endorsing Kamala.
Now, whenever I talk to people about being a Trumper, they're like, you only support billionaires?
You want tax cuts to billionaires?
You're going to hurt them.
But there's really very few billionaires that are supporting Trump.
Why are billionaires supporting Kamala when they're probably going to be taxed at 50%, 55%, 60% if she is to win?
That's what I don't understand.
They go, oh, they're just more generous.
Well, if they were generous, they wouldn't be billionaires.
Because they know...
Let's answer this question, please.
Because they know they're going to get...
Weapons of mass destruction.
Right.
And uranium.
Shake that again.
Huh?
Move that.
You're vibrating.
Move it?
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Sorry.
It's vibrating.
Go ahead.
Yeah, uranium.
And they're going to be able to pass laws under her tenure as the first real prostitute American president.
Mm-hmm.
The others were fake.
Well, they were prostitutes too, but they didn't actually give...
I don't know if they gave blowjobs.
Probably they did at Yale with all that shit they do.
Or a child before they ate it.
But I think you're onto it.
But...
And they're going to pass laws, like with, you know, why they want to pass that law, which is in Congress right now, for live birth abortion.
You know why?
Because they can only harvest organs from a live child.
They can't, if they abort it and tear it to pieces, which they do in abortion, and it's horrific, and Well, they can still sell those parts for like stems.
Well, that goes to Bill Gates for the hamburger meat.
They use all parts of it.
Soylent green is people.
But, yeah, they can harvest the organs in the live infant.
And they're all down for that because they're going to make a fucking trillion on that one.
That's what I'm saying.
I think billionaires are going to do better.
Because like I say, these billionaires, they need these child organs after all them hard partying years of getting to be a billionaire.
Yeah, that's true.
All them ditty parties and shit.
They got to replace this.
Them livers, they went bad after all that baby oil and Adrenochrome.
Although they say adrenochrome heals your liver.
It might, but you still don't.
I don't know, I'll have to ask people.
But what I'm saying is, the same thing you're saying is, because I was wondering this, is that billionaires are going to do a lot better under a Kamala Harris administration because now you have the global economy opening up.
You don't have an American First bumper.
Trump, our movement, MAGA, I figured it out.
This American First bring jobs here, which we think, hey, that's a no-brainer.
Why are we bringing millions of illegals into...
Well, because they'll do the job for under union wages.
Slave labor.
It's to break all unions.
Yeah, slave labor.
Slave labor.
Global markets, global economy.
Billionaires are going to become trillionaires under Trump.
Yeah, no, under Kamala, they will do.
That's why billionaires, everyone's supporting.
And then Elon Musk has a theory that's different than ours, which is that they're all on the Epstein client list.
Oh, of course they are.
So it's the Epstein client list billionaires that want a global market, that want to become trillionaires, that are supporting Kamala.
Because they want child trafficking and organ trafficking to be legal.
They want to open up all the markets.
They want all their tunnels to stay open.
But unfortunately for them, you know, you told me that I could go here.
Yeah, go there.
Well, unfortunately for them, people don't know how smart Trump is.
Yeah.
Oh, you're going to do your Trump still?
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's your pocket.
You can talk about what you want.
I just want to say, it's important, and then I'll let you have it, that it's important to note that billionaires are supporting Kamala Harris for a reason.
And they're saying, we don't even care if we get taxed 50%, because that's just the money in America you're taxing.
You're not going to tax our shit in global markets if we're in all fucking...
206 countries or whatever it is.
We want Kamala because she will not do America first.
She will not make America a priority.
And she will not put limits on congressional insider trading.
Absolutely.
That's the other one for fucking Schumer, that pig.
That's what it is.
And that's why they hate Trump.
He's married to one of them.
Let's go into the military.
Alright, let's go.
The military.
TM. Huh?
I love that, Tim.
I'm going to trademark it.
The military, which is, you know, the soldiers of Monsatan science, which is not science because it never has a control group.
It's not proper science.
It's fake science, like fake news and all that shit, which the left loves.
And never does any studies whatsoever, as I proved in Hawaii.
Just before I decided to run for president.
Not one study done on the Hawaiian children as to the effects of Roundup.
Not one by the state.
Bought out by Monsatan.
But it's just disgusting to me.
We have to seize our local governments if we're going to save our children's lives, if we're going to save our country.
You know, we can all the rah-rah and go to all the rah-rah, but we have to seize local government to care for our own children and our own communities or we will lose America.
Yeah, and also America is important to the world.
America is all that stands.
Mm-hmm.
Between a total devil vampire economy that ends up with probably less than 100,000 people at the top and the rest as enslaved like pharaoh's feudalism.
It's a yank and that's why I say and here's how it goes and it all is true.
I've been saying it 15 years.
Pedo Ponzi.
Priest class.
Pirates.
Pirates.
Of pharaonic feudalism.
You know I always talk in code and that's why people say I'm crazy because I have to talk in code.
You can't say anything in like real language.
Yeah.
Because then you can't dumb shit down To where only idiots get it, because idiots...
You have to really get something.
Yeah, who cares if idiots get it?
Well, idiots will get it if the smart people get it.
It's like the hundredth monkey thing.
If the smartest...
That's why they use influencers.
If the smartest people get it, it'll trickle down to the rest of them real quick.
Because people are often amused or changed by...
Just a phrase or words.
Is that why propaganda is so powerful?
That's why memes and propaganda work, yeah.
But they all...
Propaganda can't stand up to truth.
Truth destroys all propaganda.
Fact and data.
And Trump has that on his side.
And if Americans will remember that, that they were doing better and paid less.
And, you know...
Well, not just that.
A lot of the things the left says about Trump is that he increased the deficit, which is true.
But so did Biden.
So did Obama.
They all increased the deficit.
Nobody's bringing down the deficit.
The last time that it happened that I understand is when Clinton was president.
That was just because the internet started, pretty much.
So it was like this new burst.
It wasn't that he actually made it happen.
The economy was really doing well, and that's when they brought in the lockdowns.
And they shut all new business down.
The American dream is to own your own business.
That's what makes a middle class.
And they killed all that for box stores.
Largest transfer of wealth in human history.
Jeff Bezos, who's a billionaire for Kamala, who owns the Washington Post, he benefited more than anyone from the pandemic, and I don't think that's a coincidence.
I don't think he's a Jew, is he?
He might be with a name.
I don't even know.
Well, if you are a Jew, Jeff Bezos, I'm telling you what.
Well, he's not a Jew because he wouldn't be a Kamala supporter if he's a Jew.
Well, if there's any soul or Jew in you, you could fix a lot of shit just by sharing a little bit more than you do to the right people.
I hope you'll do it.
Well, he's invested all his money into propaganda.
Just like Soros has just bought 200 radio stations that was fast-tracked before the election.
They are getting into...
They're trying to control the narrative.
The billionaires that support Kamala.
They don't want us to have dissent or to talk.
They don't want America first.
They don't want a Trump economy because they don't make as much money.
It's exactly that.
The socialists.
Yeah.
And their number one thing is they've got to get rid of Israel because they've got to be able to freely traffic those Arab children.
The West gets in the way of a global economy because the West is dependent on itself and wants to be.
We want to be self-dependent.
They hate that.
Because you're not easy to control if you're self-dependent.
Here's the biggest joke that ever was.
When they told us Switzerland was neutral.
Right.
When it's actually the brains of the whole fucking world.
Yeah.
It's the head of the mafia.
Head of the snake.
It is.
And that's why they're neutral.
Neutral.
And we're just like, oh yeah, I guess they don't get involved in wars.
Neutral.
Yeah.
That means you can't attack us because we start the wars.
Yeah, you can't because I'm the fucking mob boss.
If you're in a turf war, you don't fucking go to the top dog and fight with him.
You take out his fucking consigliere, whatever the word is.
Yeah.
No, Swiss, they're totally untouchable.
They have the world banks.
They fund all wars on all sides.
Well, Sharon...
Sean Ross won't answer me now on the fucking email, but he just put out another thing yesterday, which I have to watch.
Yeah.
But it's true.
It's true.
Everything he says is pure 100% scholarship.
Absolutely true.
And history.
And I still love him.
I don't know what happened.
I do.
I'm always trying to help him, but things don't ever work out because of governments.
Well, you know.
But, you know, anybody over there in France...
That can help Dr.
Sean Cross.
Please help him.
Yeah, but you've got to also allow people to help you.
That's all I'm going to say.
I don't want to get weird.
But you've got to let people...
I deal with this with members of my family that I'm trying to help.
What about your sister?
My birthday is November 3rd.
She's leaving town November 4th because she doesn't want to be around me when Trump loses.
Yeah.
That's what she thinks.
Yeah.
She's like, Kamala's for sure going to win.
Yeah.
And, you know, mom's going to be really upset.
Well, I will be.
We will be.
I don't want to be around her if Kamala wins.
I thank her for that.
She really thinks Kamala's going to win.
Well, I mean, it's a close race, but to be confident about anyone winning at this point is insanity.
You don't know.
I mean, Trump will win.
It's just, are they going to let him win?
Are they going to cheat?
There's no one that's like, Kamala's going to run away with this.
Nobody says that.
I don't know though.
They do know how to cheat good.
I'm looking forward to how they're going to cheat this time.
Now I saw they're going after Jill Stein who helped Hillary do the recount in 2016.
Now they're going for her ass which makes me laugh.
Sorry, this is something General Flynn said that I was like, no one ever talks about this.
After Trump won in 2016, of course, the Democrats said he cheated and it was fake and asked for a recount, all the stuff they say.
And Russia, Russia, Russia.
Yeah, they do all that bullshit.
And then he's like, okay, you want a recount?
Here, have a recount.
And he picked up like a couple hundred thousand votes.
He never was like hiding it or destroying evidence.
He never put nobody in prison.
Yeah, fucking Tina Peters is in jail for nine years, now in prison for nine years, for taking a disc and showing how they cheated.
And they threw her in prison.
And I watched the lefties on Twitter.
They're like, good, she fucking deserves to be in jail.
I hope she fucking dies.
And they're like celebrating about how she's some stupid Trump tard that thinks Democrats stole.
There's not a part of them that's like, well, what if they did cheat?
And this woman was a whistleblower and now she's in prison for nine years, just like the January 6th people that are in prison that don't have good fucking legal support and are fucking the whole state.
The Democrat ran fucking propaganda.
Evil satanic state is crushing them.
And they're just sitting there going, woohoo, fuck these Trump tards.
And they're cheering it on.
It's completely anti-American.
It's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
And we watch it all day.
It's satanic.
Well, it's Nazi propaganda.
They know that elections are rigged.
I just watched the whole thing today where every election that a Republican won, Democrats have refused to certify.
They have objected on January 6th.
I posted a video.
Well, then they all better go right to jail with the other ones.
No, it's fine when they do it.
Gore.
I think Bush cheated against Kerry.
I think the Ohio voting machines for Diabold ran.
I think he helped get Bush elected.
He was a fucking donor to the Bush campaign.
I think they stole it from Kerry.
They stole it from Nixon.
They definitely.
Kennedy stole it from Nixon with the mafia in Chicago.
So all elections are stolen and rigged at Why is it this one?
And remember, 2016, Russia, Russia, Russia.
And now 2020, no, most secure selection in history.
Just that alone, if you're a liberal or a Democrat, if you're a Washingtonist, which I doubt you are, but if you are, how come that one election is the most pure...
Fraud-free, but all the other ones are fraudulent.
Why is that one fraud-free?
When we had mail-in ballots and different kind of voting in the last minute, we were in the middle of a pandemic.
The one that's probably the most troubling because it was a new election without any kind of test beforehand, that's the most secure one.
That's what you're going with.
You can go to sleep at night and go, well, that one was secure.
The other ones were faulted.
How do you do that in your head?
I can sit here as a Republican and say that Bush stole from Kerry and stole from Gore, in my opinion.
I think they cheated.
I think Republicans cheat.
I think Lindsey Graham cheated.
I think Republicans steal elections now.
and cheat.
They all cheat.
They all cheat.
So why is the Trump one the only one that's the most secure selection in history?
When, by the way, there's more evidence of fraud in 2020 than any other election.
Yeah.
And it's already provable.
They're already breaking stuff today.
Patrick Byrne this week, huge shit with the United States Postal Service.
We'll tweet it out later.
I don't want to start selling it or saying it yet because I don't know.
But they basically have vans driving ballots.
They've proven it.
As far as what I see.
2,000 mules.
The mules, the post office, they're all in it in this big rig.
The fucking post office, motherfuckers.
Yeah.
My ex-husband gets a retirement fund from the fucking U.S. Post Service.
Yeah.
He's a Kamala supporter.
You fucking commie.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're trying to overthrow the government of the United States, the Constitutional Republic of the United States of America.
And you're taking our taxpayer dollars to do it.
Yeah.
You bastards.
Because they do better under a Democrat leadership as well.
Because Trump, who's America first, they're going to privatize shit.
Just like Elon Musk is talking about it.
U.S. Postal Service is tax funded.
They suck.
Everyone knows the post office sucks.
That's why we go to FedEx and all these other types of shit around the post office because it's like the DMV. Anything the government touches sucks.
Remember when your dad worked at the post office?
Absolutely.
Remember when going postal was a thing because they all started shooting everybody because it's so fucked up?
I remember your dad used to call me eight times a day just to stay sane.
Yeah, he told me when those shootings happened, he's like, you know, I was a mail sorter for you.
I understand it.
That's what he said.
He wasn't like, he was totally fine with it then.
He understood it, shall we say.
Your dad was drafted into special ops in the post office, though.
Really?
I didn't know.
Yeah, I'm not supposed to ever talk about it.
I can't see my dad being special ops.
He was.
They was seeing how many people was crazy.
Oh.
Well, certainly he was probably one of them.
Nope.
In the mails.
No, going postal was a thing.
They were shooting.
And then it became the school shooter.
But no one ever talked about the post office shootings.
It started all the mass shootings.
That's what started it.
Well, Charles Whitman started it all down here in Austin.
Yeah, the University of Texas.
But that was like an odd...
That wasn't common.
The post office, there was a shooting.
There was a while there, they were happening all the time.
What about the DC sniper killing all them people?
Yeah.
Damn, there's been a rash of that shit going on.
No, of course.
So anyway, I'm just saying, the post office, if Trump got in...
Boy, I think if Kamala wins, there's going to be a rash of that shit.
No, if Kamala wins, the post office, it's all over.
America's done.
And I'm not trying to be like...
There's going to be...
It's bad.
There's going to be shootings right and left.
There's going to be shootings either way, but I'm saying the post office is going to cease to exist if Trump wins and Elon gets in and cuts 80% of the government like he's talking about.
Wouldn't it be weird if Trump was the one that seized all the guns?
Yeah, I don't see that happening.
I don't either, but...
You never know.
I'm just saying, the post office, it makes sense that they are for Democrats because they're a bureaucracy and they're tax funded.
Well, they just vote for their own jobs.
And so when Obama told them, hey, Trump wants to take away your jobs and streamline the government so it's effective, they went, oh shit.
Let's deliver some ballots at 4 a.m.
I'll sign it.
I'll work late.
All the people who worked late to bring in the ballots were like at the bottom where Obama really cares about working class black people, I guess.
Yeah, do you see him out there peddling the black people last couple days?
How fucking gross is that?
Even as a white...
Like, black people that are Kamala supporters, like, that doesn't disgust you at all.
That they're like, oh, they're seeing the polls.
Black men are moving to Trump.
They're tracking it.
Well, because they're men.
Well, and they're also...
Like, they realize, oh my god, we've been sold...
They're finally waking up, probably because of the internet.
They're finally like, oh shit.
Because they went, hey, we're not down for all that...
The transgender is a big part of it.
Yeah.
It is.
We're not down for that.
It's not just that.
It's like, hey, they've been promising us shit and treating us like shit for so long.
And now we see it because we have the internet.
They're talking to white people and alt-righties people they wouldn't have talked to before.
And they're like, oh shit, we agree.
It's happening.
So Obama gets – because internal polling happens to Kamala and they're like, shit, we're losing the black people now.
And Obama comes out there and he's like- Well, Candace was a large part of that.
Well, it's Trump.
Because black people are like, oh my god, I like having jobs and money.
And he was also, he was actually doing the criminal reform that Democrats talked about.
He was reversing the shit that Kamala and Biden did.
He funded all the black colleges for life.
Not just that, he was taking people that were in prison by Kamala and the Biden crime bill and releasing them.
He was actually doing crime reform and talking about crime reform.
Yeah.
They can't hear it.
No, but black people can because they're moving to Trump.
So they bring in Obama to go sell the black people.
Like, hey, you've got to vote for black people because you're black.
And someone said today, can you imagine if fucking Donald Trump went on the campaign trail today and said, hey, you're white.
You've got to vote for me as a white man.
You can't vote for Kamala.
She's black.
That would be it.
He'd be eviscerated.
Why do they get to go and say, hey, if you're black, you've got to vote for Kamala?
Biden famously said, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
He even said ain't.
It's the only time he's ever said ain't.
It's the only time he's ever said black.
That's true, too.
Well, except for when he was trying to keep them segregated in schools.
But anyway, I'll let you have the floor.
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Your notes?
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I had a remarkable one myself, so I think anybody out there that doesn't know what it is, it's a very powerful holiday if you do it right, and I'll let you talk about it more.
Well, Yom Kippur is the day of judgment when, you know, your fate is sealed.
But this year it happened on Shabbat, which is the devil's day off.
So it was the most spectacular Yom Kippur of all because the judgment was suspended because it was Shabbat.
So the judgment was only mercy.
So if you repented and confessed and heard the shofar, And searched your soul.
And did all the soul searching and stuff you're supposed to do in order to repent.
It was an incredible Yom Kippur Shabbat.
And also, as I said before, Yom Kippur is the day of the Esther Boomerang.
So it was all three things in one.
And that is just fantastic news for people who are connected to Torah.
And that's a lot of people, if you think about it.
So it was just a great day.
People said, oh, wishing you a healthy fast and good repentance.
And I know it's a sad day.
It's a day of atonement.
I said, are you kidding?
It's the happiest day ever.
Because the judgment...
The judgment was of mercy and because it was Shabbat, it was the devil's day off.
So there was no prosecutor.
So there was no trial.
Isn't that great?
It's just so great.
Did you atone and do all your stuff?
Can I ask you what you're atoned for?
Is that personal?
Oh God, I atoned for like, you know, 1,000 things.
Like, you know, trying to prove I was smarter than people on Twitter.
Oh, you atoned for that?
Yeah, because why waste my energy?
Cast your pearls, you know, Jesus said don't cast your pearls before swines.
Yeah.
Well, I did cast my pearls before swines a lot.
I did spread a lot of hate myself, too.
But I didn't atone for that.
Should I have atoned for that?
No, you gotta only spread love.
Well, I think it is love.
But you gotta have, if you're full of love, then you hate evil.
Yeah.
That's the dichotomy.
If you're full of love, then you have to hate evil.
You can't be full of love and love evil.
Then you're evil.
Right.
So people that are pushing an agenda that's going to get my children...
Killed or enslaved or...
No, you have to hate evil.
You're commanded to hate evil and to pursue it to its destruction.
So I'm not going to atone for...
But you do it out of love for good.
Love for my children and other people's children.
Love for God.
Love for the good.
Love for your family.
Love for all the good things, all the good people.
Yeah, so I'm not going to atone for that.
Well, you could...
What you atone...
What it means is...
Maybe I didn't do it right.
I said this...
Atone means you fix your dysfunctional program.
Yeah, I did that.
I mean, I thought about that.
I just didn't think about a specific instance like wrecking a libtard on Twitter was a bad thing.
I didn't feel the need to atone for that.
I'm not even being funny.
No, you don't have to atone for that.
Okay, thank you.
No, I just thought, oh, I could have spent some more quality time with myself.
Yeah.
Other than wrestling.
But sometimes you're wrestling the Angel of death like Jacob who became Israel.
So you've got to wrestle the angel of death.
I think people who are connected to Torah need to repair themselves because they're going to have to wrestle the angel of death and they should get real strong because I think they're going to inflict a lot of suffering on American people.
But you've got to see the light at the end of the tunnel and, you know, I don't think it's far off.
I think Trump is smart.
He doesn't want to lose.
Are you kidding?
That guy's never lost.
Yeah.
And he's got a lot of good friends.
A lot of people love him.
And I think he's doing what God wants him to do.
So we'll see.
Yeah, I think he's going to win now.
I really do.
I'm so glad it's going on Joe Rogan.
Not just that, because, I mean, I'm glad about that.
But no, I think it's more, the more Kamala talks, the more, even the most ardent, brainwashed liberal is like, oh my god, this woman's a fucking idiot.
She's plateaued in the polls.
They had a $900 million media machine behind her, and that's why she was surging.
It was this weird psyop.
It was really about...
Getting people to think Kamala was this change agent and this beautiful new person.
The girl Obama.
Yeah, and they were doing it because they weren't letting her talk.
They were lying.
Because they're billionaires behind her.
They're all behind her and they're using every platform and everything.
She's just an actress.
But she's not a good one, and she's really cringy.
So even then, let's just put it this way.
People are like, I don't know why this is close, and I don't know if Trump's going to win.
That's not the point.
The point is, they are throwing everything at us.
They are throwing the fucking government at us.
Well, you know why.
No, I know.
No, you don't know, but I'll tell you.
It's because it's Bush and Cheney.
Obama was, oh, Bushma.
Yeah, no.
You know, so this is, the Democrats are now the party of Bush and Cheney.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a military-industrial complex.
They have lawfare against Trump.
They have lying in the media.
They gave Kamala the questions at the debate.
This is the most powerful machine behind her that the world has ever seen.
And she's still not...
We've got to get this guy on, Mel K. That's her book.
She says...
Americans have to get sober from bullshit.
It's absolutely true.
Americans anonymous.
And she said the 12 steps of giving up bullshit.
Yeah, it's a great book.
That's a great book.
And you tweeted it out so you can find the link in your stuff and we'll do it again.
But what I'm saying is there's no reason to be discouraged.
You have the most powerful media conglomerate military industrial machine behind this woman and she's still not beating Trump in the polls.
That's how popular he is.
That's how much the American people love him.
And they may get in your head.
You guys might be at home at night going, oh, she's winning.
They want you to feel scared.
They can't even beat you with 900 fucking million dollars and owning every portion of the narrative because we are smart and we see it.
And that's why they're losing their shit.
So I'm encouraged because I'll tell you what.
They're really going to lose their shit when that Epstein list comes out in October.
That's why they don't want That's why they don't want Trump.
Trump said he would release it.
And Elon Musk, RFK, the fucking medical, the cancer industry, all this evil shit they've been parasitting off our backs, that's going to change if Trump wins.
And that's terrifying.
And that's the people that are after Trump.
The military-industrial conflict, the pharmaceutical industry, the billionaires, the media.
That's why they call it Red October.
It's great.
Everybody needs to go watch that movie, Red October.
I'm for Red October.
But I'm saying, even if Kamala wins...
And they cheat and steal.
That's what they had to do.
They had to lie every step of the way.
And if the media was fair, and they just reported the news, Trump would win 50 fucking states.
That is a fact.
Trump is the most popular American candidate in the history of this country.
Have you seen how many people in the leftist media have been busted for pedophilia and arrested?
Well, Trump famously started cracking down on human trafficking.
This is my opinion.
It's true.
They're all on the fucking Epstein list.
That's who he invited there was the tastemakers.
Did he rock the vote for Republicans?
Were all those people at the Diddy party, were they big Trump supporters?
I love the whole Diddy thing, especially when the Obama pictures come out.
But that's the left.
That's the Democrats.
It is.
It definitely is.
100%.
Diddy Epstein, Obama.
That's the people that hate Trump because Trump was famous for- Clinton.
Putting a bunch of laws in for human trafficking.
Look up what- Watch that movie about- What happened to the Haitian kids?
Yeah, it's terrible.
But remember when Trump was president, he changed the laws at the border on human trafficking, started really cracking down on human trafficking?
He never quit.
That's the number one industry in the world, bigger than the media and everyone after him.
They're also after him, and they still can't beat him.
They have to cheat.
They have to fucking move ballots in the middle of the night to beat him because he's so popular.
What he's doing is, you know, it resonates with parents everywhere in every religion and every group.
Well, it's just logic and it's American.
He's the most popular candidate in the history of America.
Do you understand this?
Yes, I do.
Do you, though?
Because I see people get down on it in the Kamala polls.
It's like, we have the fucking billionaire class and the power of every satanic regime after Trump.
They're trying to blow his head off.
He's had assassination attempts, and he's still leading in the polls.
That's how popular he is.
I want you to hear this, Mom.
You're looking at your notes.
No, because I'm thinking...
Trump is the most popular candidate in American history.
And they got you gaslit thinking he's kind of crazy and Kamala's...
She's the mainstream.
She's not the mainstream.
The billionaires are trying to trick you into that.
She's a fucking idiot.
Everyone knows she's an idiot.
They know she's a fucking empty face and a mask.
And Trump is the powerhouse.
They are terrified of him.
That's how popular we are.
That's how much we are the majority.
They're so stupid.
Be proud.
Because...
The salt of the earth people love Trump.
That's what I'm saying.
And they don't get that the salt of the earth hate them.
No, they do get it.
You think they do get it?
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
That's why they're terrified.
They know that we see who they are.
And that's why they're putting the full force against us.
They're terrified.
They know we see them.
We know they're all fucking frauds.
And we know they're taking the fucking dole and making money off military industrial companies.
They're laundering money in Ukraine.
We know it.
Obama's a fucking droney.
He killed a chef.
His wife's got a dick.
Everyone knows everything.
And they know we know that they're all fucking Epstein Island.
We know the Democrats are evil party.
We know Cheney and fucking all of them are in it with the Bushes and Obamas and the Clintons and their fucking trafficking children.
We all know it.
We know it.
And they know we know it.
And that's why they're out.
That's why they gaslight us calls deplorables and try and put us in fucking prison.
Because they know we know.
And we get more popular every day.
And it's terrifying to them.
They're the ones scared right now.
Not us.
So all you Trump supporters, don't get down about the polls.
The fucking polls...
Kamala, with anyone with this powerhouse, would be up 90 to 10 against any other candidate.
With this amount of money and power behind her, she can't even beat him in the polls?
A tie is an embarrassment to these people.
They're tied with Trump.
You know the fucking much that I hate that when they go to bed at night?
Like, we put everything...
Billions we have fucking in the media and they still like Trump, these fucking people?
That's why they're so mad and violent.
And when Trump gets shot, they're like, I wish he died.
They want him to die because they know we have a movement they can't stop and it's not going to stop.
Even if Trump loses or God forbid they take his head off, MAGA is not going anywhere.
And they know it and they can't fucking sleep at night and we are gaining power every fucking day and we should be proud.
That's my Yom Kippur message to the American people.
We are the majority.
We are the most popular movement in the history of this country since our forefathers overthrew Great Britain.
I say it's just fantastic that Israel is more American now than America is.
Yeah.
I mean, they're like, okay, it's us or them, and it ain't gonna be us.
That's right.
And that is what America is.
But we got all these, I guess you'd call them traitors that are like, well, no, it's them, not us.
It's us or them, and we vote them.
I mean, they're fucking so stupid.
So fucking stupid.
Can you imagine being like, I hate Israel for being imperialist, and then ignore that the enemy of Israel has 56 countries and a billion people.
And has Jordan, which was the Palestinian state, and then stole Gaza from the Jews.
Which one is the colonizer?
The people with 56 countries and a billion people, or the ones with 14 million and one?
Who's colonizing?
Well, all you have to do is look at the temple mount.
They put their dome over our temple.
That says it all.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Can you imagine if we did that?
Huh?
Can you imagine if the Jews went and fucking took out a mosque and just put a temple on top?
It would be World War III. But Muslims can do it.
And our homeland.
And everyone's like, you've got to respect them.
Stay outside by the wall.
Yeah, because all the Jews are like...
Too weak.
Well, not Israeli.
Israeli Jews aren't the Jews that anyone hates.
Israeli Jews are badass, dude.
They're fucking badass.
The pager thing, how cool is that?
Can we talk about that for a little bit?
I want them to do what needs to be done.
That's right.
They are.
And they will.
They are.
And it's beautiful.
Well, God's going to make them.
I mean, whether they want to or not, God's going to do it.
Yeah.
Well, I know we said we didn't want to get political in this episode, but we did.
I wanted to talk about swimming and cutting my grass.
Oh, let's do it.
We can.
You know, but, you know.
Well, you did cut the grass in the tractor and you almost got hurt.
I almost got a whole tree on my head.
You did.
And Bubby said that you lied to me and hit your head and you didn't want me to know that you hit your head.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did hit the back of my head with the tree.
Well, you did tell me that.
And then I felt your head and I didn't feel any bumps or anything.
But she told me today, go check on your mother.
She's actually hit her head really hard and doesn't want you to know it.
So I was going to confront you on the air at the Roseanne Bar Podcast.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Did you hurt your head really bad?
Yeah, that's where I had to go lay down.
Well, if you get a concussion, you're not supposed to lay down.
So you should tell me that so that you don't fucking die in your sleep.
That's not a time to lie.
I'd rather die in my sleep than driving, having a heart attack driving.
That's my worst nightmare that you'd kill other people if you had a heart attack while you were driving.
Yeah, that would be something I'm saying.
Remember when I did your medical paperwork and you got mad at me because I told the doctor that you smoked?
Yes.
And you're like, why would you tell him?
And it's like, why wouldn't you?
It's a doctor.
They have to know what they're dealing with.
Why would you lie to a doctor?
And at the same time, why would you lie to me when you could possibly have a concussion and die and I'm in the house with you and I'm supposed to wake you up every three hours?
Had I known that you had a head injury, I would have woken you up every three hours.
I'd let you sleep through the night.
It's like, oh, she needs rest.
She hurt her arm.
You could have died.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
No, it is.
I don't want you to die.
I certainly don't want you to die in the house where I am.
I have to get you out.
It's going to be smelly and you'll probably defecate and all sorts of gross stuff.
I don't want to deal with it.
Yeah, I want to die on a beach.
Yeah, well...
You know, my whole career in life, I always wanted to be Woody Allen.
And now I'm considering this script I wrote for television.
I was going to do six episodes of it.
Yeah.
But now I'm thinking, you know what?
I'm going to turn it into a comedy movie.
I like the idea.
Self-finance and get all my friends to be in it.
I like that idea.
I also, I just want to say, I still like the six episodes of a TV show.
I wouldn't throw that out.
I'm just giving you devil's advocate.
Yeah.
Well, I could do it as a movie and then as a series.
Yeah, or an eight-hour movie that's broken up into six parts.
That's really what the model is now.
But whatever, I'm just saying.
Is that what the model is?
That is what it is if you think about it.
That's what I think I should do.
Think about any great show on Netflix or Apple.
There are...
There's no great shows on Netflix.
There aren't, but there are great ones on Apple.
Slow Horses is brilliant.
But anyway, they're really just an eight-hour movie broken up.
It's just a long movie.
It's the same production.
They can spend more time on a character.
You can make a movie for an hour and a half, and that's true.
You can write a novel that's 700 pages that's really in-depth and amazing, or you can write a chapter.
Sometimes I think the long, drawn-out stuff is better.
That's all.
I'm just saying.
I'm just playing devil's advocate.
I want you to do whatever you want to do, but I wouldn't just...
I wouldn't make that decision right now because it is a good episode.
I told Tucker, I sent Tucker a note.
I said, well, it was Yom Kippur and I fired the devil again.
What did he say?
And now I'm ready to start kicking his ass right in the street.
What did Tucker say?
He said, maybe I should try harder to fire him.
I love Tucker.
I love that Tucker thing.
I mean, I know you want to wrap up, and I will, but can we just talk about how great you were on fucking Tucker?
He makes me feel safe, like he's going to protect me and not try to take me down.
I just really appreciate that.
And I love that he loves me, even though I'm a Jew.
And that you're like, you're literally on stage going to eat babies.
And he was just like, this is my crazy mom is what he was thinking.
And it was awesome because I know the feeling.
I know what Tucker was feeling.
I loved it.
Yeah, well, I know people called me crazy my whole life.
Unfortunately, everything I said came true.
Right.
But they never look at that.
That's the point.
Silent Greenness, people.
That's just the shorthand.
That's why they put out that movie.
They always put out predictive programming in the movies.
I mean, you were the one that told me about Kevin Spacey, probably 10 years before Spacey.
I went to that party at Harry Fisher's house and seen his date and I was like, I'm out of here.
Yeah, and if you would have said that back then, Hollywood would have moved against you like they did.
Well, they did.
Yeah, but I'm just saying.
They moved against me when I said the women all got together and asked me.
I said, I'm not for late-term abortion.
And they were like, what?
What?
Yeah, or penises around little kids.
No, this was way back in the 80s.
Oh, really?
Early 90s.
I go, uh-uh.
I'm not for full term.
I'm not for late term abortion.
At that time, I thought, well, 12 weeks, you know.
I always, yeah, I was thinking.
But of course, now I just think they ought to have something more humane than abortion.
I think there's...
I mean, nowadays...
Of course, thanks to the vaccine, none of them will be getting pregnant.
Uh-oh, they're going to cancel me again off Commie YouTube.
You know what?
Commie YouTube sent me a thing saying, your hate speech, which means actual Jewish history in the Levant, is hate speech.
And if you do it one more time, we might cancel your whole fucking channel.
I go, hey, Luciferian motherfucker...
Let me introduce you to somebody you may not have met, but his name is God.
I love it.
Fucking commie bastards.
How about, um...
Nicole Shanahan breaking that story on our show.
No one's talking about it.
I always think we're going to do these episodes in the go and people are going to be like, wow.
I know.
Sometimes we do, but she was talking about how fucking Stanford's basically behind these MK older programs and that one of the kids was fucking Wozniak or whatever her name is, the YouTube CEO that mysteriously died recently.
Yeah.
Like, she was part of this child grooming thing, and then they just gave her YouTube.
And then, of course, YouTube went to move to censor any dissent about the vaccine or any of the...
They demonetized us for telling the truth about the vaccine.
They actually became state-run propaganda, election interference, all the evil shit that they say that we do.
Again, this is what I'm saying, that the enemy is really powerful.
But she was a fucking member of the programs that led these, and there were other people in there, and Shannon just...
Just threw that out on our episode.
Don't you love her?
I did, and I was like, that's...
She did that, and then I was like, that's the next rabbit hole nobody's talking about.
Yeah, that is it.
Is Stanford, so we should...
Stanford, you know, that's where I went to get cured from having dissociative identity disorder.
Well, they probably knew how to deal with it, because it's created by...
Well, they were checking me out to make sure it was true that I... Was cured of it.
But I still had a bit of it.
But I was going to tell you, when I did that ketamine treatment, that's when it was totally healed.
Because all my life, since everybody was always calling me crazy, because I said, oh, I did see visions and stuff.
And so that meant you're schizophrenic and they're going to take your brains out and shock treatment and all that shit.
And I always lived with it because I wasn't going to deny it.
It happened.
And more than once.
So...
When I did that ketamine thing, my last time, my last treatment, it came very clear.
I mean, it answered a million questions for me.
It connected a lot of circuits that hadn't been connected before.
Because when you have dissociation, you have amnesia.
Right.
That's what it's for.
Yeah.
And for PTSD, too.
Yeah.
So it was like...
It came into my head and I was seeing it.
It was like, it was all true.
Yeah?
That's what it told me.
The vision?
Everything you went through was true, you know, and you were right that they were just calling you crazy because...
They hate God.
And you were right.
And all of it was true.
Yeah.
Because I told my last psychiatrist, don't try to take me away from God because that's never going to work.
Yeah.
Don't ever say that I'm crazy because my connection to God.
Yeah.
Because it won't...
I can't...
I'm never going to...
None of me is ever going to give up on that.
Good.
You shouldn't.
And you know what he said to me?
What?
He's such a great psychiatrist.
He goes, no, I want...
That part of you to start talking and never be quiet.
Great.
That was Dr.
Ross.
That's great.
That's great advice.
I don't know why it'd be crazy to believe in God.
It's crazy not to believe in God, but that's a whole other episode.
It's not believing.
It's actually...
Knowing it's true?
Actually talking to.
Yeah.
And getting answers from.
You know, I watch these preachers, they're not Jews, but some rabbis do it, I guess, but They say they get messages from God.
Yeah.
They're not in fucking nuthouses and shit.
No, because they make money at it.
If you make money at it in America, it's like, okay, it's okay.
If you don't make money at it, then you're crazy.
That's true.
That's capitalist society.
Well, I don't think you should ever make money on that.
I don't either.
Because then you get part of the devil going in you.
But if you make money, then it's sort of elevated.
Anyway, God created ganja.
That's right.
Roseanne, I got a message for you.
Does that sound Jamaican?
Wait, let's wrap it up with your Jamaican.
I gotta get Kamala to teach me Jamaican.
She does all the accents.
She's a terrible actress.
Her accents are as bad as yours, to be honest.
Did you see the, come on, man?
Hey, man, get a job, man.
What was the other one she did?
AOC is my favorite.
We gonna get our vote on, motherfuckers.
She...
She's gonna have to start doing that.
She never talked to the Jews, did you notice that?
Well, she's married to her.
Except for her husband.
Yeah.
The...
The wife beater?
The babysitter pregnant her.
Do you know he beat this...
He slapped this woman so hard she spun around?
Mm-hmm.
And he...
He beat...
He slapped her.
He assaulted her.
Yeah.
Then he pregnated the nanny...
Who had a miscarriage.
And then he's on some show going some bitch on some fucking prostitute bitch.
The newscaster goes, you're the new symbol of masculinity.
Yeah, that was my favorite.
And he goes, I'm just like this.
You know, this is just me.
A lot of guys are like me.
We impregnate the nanny and slap a bitch.
Fucking a lot of guys are like me.
And I'll tell you, the most thing I'm proud of as a Jew, because I'm getting that out there, I'm her Jewish.
Yeah.
Husband that likes nannies, real young.
And I'm slapping a bitch.
But I'll tell you what, Jew, Jew, Jew.
And I'm so proud of my Jewish daughter.
And she, I mean, Shem, is pro-Palestinian.
Yeah.
Because that's what a good dad I was and such a good Jew.
And I'm married to Willie Brown's fucking hoe.
Yeah.
Yeah, bitches.
Vote for us or you ain't whack.
That's great.
I love that line.
Yeah, he paid the woman's settlement for her miscarriage.
Can I ask you a question before we wrap up?
If you're paying for someone's miscarriage...
Is that what happened?
Allegedly.
He could have got that Planned Parenthood money selling that fetus, aborted fetus over there to Bill Gates for the McDonald burgers.
All we know is she got pregnant.
Whatever happened, the baby wasn't born, and she got a settlement.
And to me, if you put two and two together, I've been in Hollywood a long time, that means he slapped her so hard she had a miscarriage and he had to pay for it.
Is that right?
That's my theory.
And I'm like you.
I'm never wrong.
Five, ten years from now, that'll probably be what's found.
I put the pieces together.
You know, I've seen a million guys like that guy.
Of course.
No, he's a Democrat.
He's a billion dollar donor class.
Of course he's slapping the nanny until she fucking bleeds.
I never liked that Jaguar right so much as when I heard her say she got her start as a dominatrix.
Then I knew she knew everything.
They do know everything.
Then I knew, because my friends, where I got a lot of my info was out of Hollywood, Dominatrix.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Because, you know, you know all my friends was Dominatrix.
No, she told me a lot of knowing.
They do know everything.
That's why you go to Dominatrix.
Yeah, these, you know, the Jewish Democrat donors.
Yeah, they are some sick shit.
Oh, they love to be taught a lesson by a black woman with big fat legs.
Yep, they like to be.
Taught a big lesson.
Called a racist spat upon, called a doody-doo.
They dig that.
This is true.
Squeezing their balls and fucking shit with a horse whip up.
Sticking a candle up their Yahootiesville ass.
Didn't she say her number one clients were Wall Street?
Mm-hmm.
And she said she thought they felt so guilty because they were fucking us over that they'd come and have her shut candles.
Yeah, that was their penitence.
Yeah, so that's what they're doing now.
I wonder what Democrats are doing now.
They're debasing themselves before God because they're like, I've got to worship the devil because I ain't worthy of worshiping God.
I'm ashamed of myself so badly that I've got to worship the devil.
Well, they could change.
They could come over to the human being side.
Can I ask one last question?
Amhoff, he could actually have a Shabbat and read the Torah for once in a while.
Fucking miserable jack-off life.
Yeah, and his daughter could actually read a history book and shave her armpits and fucking realize what's fucking going on in the world.
His daughter could let go of her white privilege and shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Has she ever worked?
She got nothing but white privilege.
Well, I just want to say, this has been fun, and I love when it's just you and I. The ultimate white privilege, you know.
You know what white privilege is.
Um...
You mean what the left calls it or what you think it is?
Because I know what they say white privilege is.
What do you think they say it is?
The left, what they call white privilege?
Yeah.
It's just general whiteness is that we have a 400-year head start against blacks because blacks were slaves and white people came here and we have generational wealth and we have the privilege of generational wealth.
There is some truth to it.
I got to be honest.
I know a lot of right-wingers are going to get mad at me.
There is a little bit of truth to it.
But also, you know, Asians are relatively new to this country.
They're doing pretty damn well.
There's a lot of people, a lot of cultures that tend to do well that didn't have whiteness.
And there's a lot of white people that aren't doing well.
And really, at the end of the day, it's like, are you going to work?
People that come here and work, get an education, tend to do well.
And people that don't tend to not do well.
And that is what they say is white privilege.
Which is really stupid because really the privilege is if you work and make money, then you can pass wealth to your children.
And if you don't work and don't make money, you don't have shit to pass down.
And you're not really going to have generational wealth.
And if you do start making money, you got to invest it.
That's not a privilege.
That's just intelligence.
If you start making money and buy stupid shit, you don't have money for your kids because you fucking blew it on something stupid.
That's not a privilege.
You're an idiot.
So that's what I think.
Yeah, people in America are economically deprived in education.
Yeah, by design.
But I mean, if you work in this country, if you work, you really can make it.
The American dream is still real.
It's hard.
And yeah, there's certain things that are...
Tell me about how hard it was.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
What's your white privilege?
I grew up on welfare cheese.
Yeah, and you were a big, you know...
I didn't mean it that way.
I still love cheese.
No, you were like a loud, Jewish, overweight woman who...
My dad worked at the post office.
You weren't anybody.
You didn't have privilege.
You didn't come from it.
And you worked, and you got famous, and you made a shit ton of money.
There was no privilege to that.
What was your privilege?
You were on fucking welfare.
Yeah.
My privilege, I was born with a fucking talent to write a joke.
That is a privilege, but what were you saying white privilege is?
Because you asked me, but now I'm asking you.
It's such a horrible, divisive thing.
It is.
It's like based on skin tones, whether you're civilized or not.
And that's racism.
I 100% agree.
100% racism.
And then when they justify racism, that's Nazism.
I agree.
And they don't even know it.
And they don't even know how that flip, when that hourglass flips, because all these governments, that's what they do to their people, they do the hourglass flip, like the Democrats did with the Republicans, but not really.
It was the blue dog Democrats.
Jimmy Carter was the worst of them to sell our country out.
They never talk about it.
To the special interest groups which are the SES that are above our government.
People we never elected run our government.
Yeah.
And he sold out to them like Obama sold out to the UN. That's what they all do.
And Trump, when you say America first, that's the...
They hate that.
Because we want to get away from that.
Because it shows what traitors they are.
Yeah.
Well, I will say.
But it is going to be America first.
No matter who wins, it's going to still be America first.
That or it's going to be the end of the...
Because it has to be.
Here's how God works.
Okay.
When shit gets so bad, then God moves in.
So maybe it has to get that bad to where, you know, some Americans, like in the Grapes of Brath, Out of deprivation, you know, they had to depend on their neighbors and plant gardens and get water there and get the food to the hungry mouths because there was no government infrastructure after the crash of 29.
And, you know, think about it.
And in the meantime, meet your neighbors and see if you've got anything in common with them.
If you don't have anything in common with your neighbors, you need to move.
Yeah.
You've got to move.
I agree.
You've got to be in the communities.
People have to find people they have ideals in common with, not skin tones in common with, because you don't know who you're getting in bed with.
You don't know where their heart is.
You don't know if they're on your side or some other God's side.
You've got to stand where your God is and stand tall.
And stand your ground where your God is, because they're really trying to jack that up for you.
Well, racism is so stupid.
I want to say, like, I always tell people it's classism.
Racism is a symptom of classism.
It is.
And it's the thing they focus on because it's...
They don't want to talk about classism.
They don't want to talk about all the...
All the people's money going into private pockets.
Well, do you know why they don't want to talk about classism?
Because classism is culture and classism can be changed.
Race can't.
So if you sit there and go, oh, it's classism.
And then look what they did to culture, those same people.
It makes me sick.
Like this whole Diddy thing unraveling.
Look what they did to create a false culture for youth where they could have been Training them to become brain surgeons with that money.
Absolutely.
Sickening.
That's what I'm saying.
If you admit that it's classism in America, then you say, oh, you can get out of it by work.
And then they go, fuck that.
I don't want to do that.
I'm just going to say it's white privilege and I'm black or I'm this.
I'm not going to do well.
That way I have perpetual victimness.
I don't have to do anything.
And then you are a victim of a gunshot in a car.
Whatever it is.
Like they get rid of all the rappers they don't like.
Absolutely.
I mean, your own betrayer.
It isn't nothing coming from nowhere but your own.
God, will people ever get that?
Well, think about this.
If you're a person on the street, white or black, where would you rather walk in the Illinois?
You want to be in an affluent black neighborhood or you want to be like in a white trash community?
Where do you feel safe?
If you ask a KKK member that, they would say, I'd rather be in the affluent black neighborhood.
It's safer.
Everyone knows that.
It's safer in neighborhoods where there's money.
Because there's more police.
More police and also they have shit they don't want to lose.
They don't want to go out and get in a fucking fight and lose everything.
But those same people voted to defund the police amongst the poor.
I know.
Because it's class.
I'm saying it's class, so you want to be around- So you've got to sell out your own to get rich.
But not just that.
So fucking satanic.
There are affluent black neighborhoods for the- But they've got everybody selling out their own people for personal gain and lying to them and telling them this is the great life and it's fucking sickening and rape.
Well, that's all part of it too, but when black people do well- The left loves rape, don't they?
They do.
And when black people do well...
Fuck, they love drugging people and raping them in the bunghole.
They do.
Jesus, God.
That's their blackmail.
And also...
You know, but it does make you think that, of course, it would run...
All mafias run on blackmail.
Absolutely.
That's what makes fucking power.
That's the currency.
It's blackmail.
It's all about blackmail.
That's the currency.
How do you get people to do anything?
Fear.
How do you get people afraid?
You tell them you're going to fucking tell the truth about who they really are.
I remember when I snucked into that Playboy Mansion.
Yeah.
Because they had a lot of security there, but I snucked in.
Yeah.
And I found out for myself.
Did they think you were a Playmate?
How did you get in?
Yeah, I dressed up like a Playmate.
Like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura.
A bikini.
God, I would pay to pay.
Actually, I did win the Playmate Award of, what was it, 19...
In 1996, I won the number one I got for trophy.
You were in a bunny.
Because my friend Richard Tyler designed a bunny costume for me, and it had a corset.
I remember this.
And big ears.
It was so gorgeous.
All silk with tails.
Yeah.
And I walked the runway there, and Phyllis Diller gave me zero...
But everyone else gave me 10.
And I go, you bitch.
After I met her, I go, why did you do that, you bitch?
What did she say?
Because you looked not anything like a fucking bunny.
She was right.
She was a purist.
I love that.
That's like Sue Mengers told me about Tom Arnold.
We should do an entire episode of us.
Yeah, let's do a whole Sue-maker.
Tell the Sue.
It's my favorite Sue-maker story.
What are you bitching?
I gotta do her.
She always smugged in pot.
We were always high.
She's like...
Listen.
I gotta get in my...
It's more like that.
Listen.
Get off Tom Arnold's ass, right?
It's not a good look for you.
I know, you know, the bullshit, okay, but people don't have to know your business.
And anyway, the guy got it up for you.
And you were not at that time as, shall we say, gorgeous as you are now.
He deserves those millions.
She's the greatest.
The queen.
I got to meet her one time and I don't remember anything.
I really wanted you to meet her.
No, thank you.
That was one of the greatest honors of my life.
But I don't know if you know this.
I don't remember what she said.
But she was sitting across from me and her legs were open.
Did I ever tell you this?
No.
She had a dress and underwear and I could see like...
Her vag.
Majorae.
Just out the window.
The old lady lips.
The panels.
The mud flap.
Yeah.
And she looked right at me with her legs open.
The meat curtain.
I do remember she's like, yeah, he's gorgeous.
And I saw her labia.
And you know, normally that's like a Harvey Weinstein, like I've been in YouTube.
But I gotta say, it was a total fucking honor.
And I looked good back then, so...
I could have had a chance with Sue Magers, but she did say that to me, and I was looking at her vagina, and it was one of the greatest moments of my life, so thank you.
My favorite thing is, come on over and watch the OJ trial, and we watch it with Carrie Fisher on the other line.
And we'd be like, get out the fax!
We'd be faxing shit to get OJ. We knew he did it.
Of course!
We all knew he did it.
Everyone knew he did it.
He's always trying to kill her.
But all the husbands in Hollywood is always trying to kill their wives.
But they all get off.
They all kill their wives.
And they all get off.
Like fucking Natalie, what's her name?
Oh, Christopher...
Natalie Wood, Christopher...
Robert...
Ah, fuck.
Robert Palmer?
What was his name?
Christopher Walken and there's...
Robert...
They were having gay sex and they killed Natalie Wood and Catalina.
He's a...
Robert...
God damn it.
Wagner!
Robert Wagner.
Yeah, he killed her.
Him and Christopher Walken.
Christopher Walken apparently is the most evil person in Hollywood, I've heard.
Mel Gibson was the one that said that.
He did?
He seems like he said that guy was so fucking scary.
Just being around him is just pure evil.
One time I was at Sue Menger's and he was there.
Yeah.
And I go, hey, let's all go out and get ice cream.
Because I had a limo.
Yeah.
I go, let's take my limo out and get ice cream.
And he's like, No, no, can't do it.
I go, why not?
He goes, because there are just some limits, some limits to the diet and things like that.
And I go, it isn't going to kill you to go in a limo to go and eat an ice cream cone.
Yeah.
I'm buying.
He's like, no, there are just some physical limits.
And then I realized he was just calling me fat.
Oh!
Yeah.
I just realized that, too.
That's a classy way to do it, though.
Yeah, it is.
Did he look you up and down as he said it?
There are limits.
No, he was looking out the corner of his eye, not at me.
That's so funny.
I met some fucking great people at Sue Menger's dinner parties.
I'll bet.
I met Barbara Streisand there.
Yeah, what's she like?
She's very...
To herself, she's shy, not scared, but she's a, what do you call it, internalist?
Probably just really insecure because of how she looks.
No, she's an inward person.
Yeah.
I can't remember what the word is for it.
Shy and ugly is what we call it.
Oh my God.
I know what you're saying.
That's just a euphemism.
When you're ugly...
No, she stays to herself all the time.
No, I know.
She's an extra introvert.
Introvert, yeah.
Yeah, it's because she's so ugly.
I'm telling you.
If she was pretty, she wouldn't be an introvert.
I promise you.
She made ugly gorgeous.
But every time she goes out...
She became the most gorgeous photographed model on earth with that schnoz and that Jewish face.
Her soul was so great with that voice that it didn't matter.
And she had a great ass.
She always was selling that ass.
Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker is, people think, sexy.
The same story.
Yeah, but she's ugly.
I mean, let's just be honest.
I mean, it's cool that you're sexy and that you have a je ne sais quoi.
But you're obviously insecure because we all know that you're ugly.
We can all see you're ugly. - I'm not being-- - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Barbra Streisand is not an attractive woman.
I'm telling you, this is all she sees and she's like, I don't want to be here.
I gotta go in this closet.
She hates Trump.
Why are you getting mad at me for going after Barbra Streisand?
I feel sorry for that she hates Trump because she just doesn't get that that means she hates Israel.
She's just so stupid.
They're all stupid.
I mean, why do they hate Israel?
They hate Bibi like they hate Trump.
It isn't just Trump they hate.
They hate Bibi.
They hate him worse than they hate Trump.
I told you, they hate when the West wants to be strong and powerful because the West gets in the way of their global fucking human trafficking agenda.
That's what it is.
Well, they can kiss the West fucking mighty angry ass.