Nat and Kat’s Miss Understood No. 5 mocks Pepe the Pug’s "leftist" persona and Beatrice’s "hard south" identity before debunking Canada’s wage gap claims—men earn $47,300 vs. women’s $39,100 in 2019, but same-job pay differs by just 2%. They dismiss Ecofeminism as baseless, critique a family sex show for toddlers, and attack Teen Vogue’s transgender chest-feeding narrative, calling it "confusing." The episode ties these issues to celebrity culture, like the Kardashians’ exploitative influence and Kanye’s alleged staged drama, questioning whether media-driven trends—from plastic surgery to gender ideology—prioritize spectacle over science or common sense. [Automatically generated summary]
Welcome to Misunderstood, the show for the culturally and politically misunderstood lady or gent.
We are your hosts.
I'm Nat and I'm Kat.
And today, unlike other days, we are not going to do a culture shock moment.
I feel like we've shocked people enough.
Oh, yeah.
So instead, we're going to talk about our dogs.
Shocking.
They're really shocking.
They're so cute.
They're so freaking cute.
Yeah.
Tell us about your dog, Nat.
Okay, so my dog is a brindle pug named Pepe.
He's almost two years old.
Pepe the Pug.
You can follow him on Instagram at Hey Pepe the Pug.
He is a little chubster, a little snuggly bunny, and he loves the foods.
Oh, that's so cute.
I love Pepe, and he is a good guy.
He's an icon.
He is.
He really is.
He's an icon.
Yeah.
Tell us about your little pooch.
Oh, okay.
My pooch is named Beatrice.
She's a 70-pound coonhound with many nipples because she gave birth to seven puppies.
She's six years old and she is the light of my life.
We'll post photos.
Oh, we're going to post so many photos.
And you're welcome.
Yeah, you're welcome.
And hopefully one day I would love to see Beatrice and Pepe in studio with us.
Yeah, they have a lot to say.
I would say Pepe leans left.
So I think he'd really offer a lot of interesting social commentary about our show.
Yeah, that'd be interesting to have like a counterpoint.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we'll mute his mic.
Yes.
He gets to left.
We do believe in censorship.
Beatrice is from Tennessee, so she's definitely the hard south.
Yeah, she's from the South.
The deep south.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Well, you're welcome for that.
So now we'll talk about stuff that, you know, matters a little more, but not by much.
The Wage Gap Debate00:13:13
Barely.
Yeah, barely.
So there's this term being thrown around, Nat.
The wage gap?
What?
Well, apparently it exists between men and women.
First, we should maybe note that it's actually illegal to pay a man more than a woman.
Yes.
So I guess if the wage gap does exist, there might be some factors that are playing into that and contributing to that.
So we're going to talk about that and maybe do a little debunking.
I'd like to debunk it.
I have so many notes here.
Uh-huh.
Oh, my goodness.
There are, okay, there's like two different acts in Canadian law that prevent you from paying someone more than someone else based on gender, sexuality, religion, race.
So it's already illegal.
It's illegal, folks.
It's illegal.
So why would women potentially, technically, be getting paid less than?
Perhaps it's a social thing.
Yes.
So let's like talk about what they mean when they say paid less than.
Yes.
So conservative MP Michelle Rempel Gardner, she did a Twitter thread on International Women's Day about the wage gap and she linked to an article from the Canadian Women's Foundation, which I'd never heard of.
Thanks, ladies.
In that article, the article was pretty much nonsense.
Yes.
It was all of them typically.
It was so silly.
It was extremely silly.
But they linked as a source to StatsCan.
Okay.
So StatsCan is like a thing that and fully unbiased thing.
Ideally, it's taken from the census, and we can pretty much rely on that for like some good information.
Yeah, definitely.
So I went to StatsCan and I did a little test.
I compared male wages on average in the year 2019, males 16 and up, to women 16 and up.
Average income for the year 2019.
What I found was that men made $47,300 in 2019 and women made, they made $39,100.
So that's a 17% difference in the average income between men and women.
So that's our basis.
Now we can talk about why.
Yeah, and I mean, so also too, when you look at people who actually work in the same profession with the same seniority, like the same working number of hours, et cetera, basically women earn 98 cents for every dollar that a man earns.
So let's think about that.
That's a 2%.
Yeah.
That's not 17%.
That's not.
Where's this difference coming from?
Well, I'm going to guess it's a nature thing.
It's in our nature as women, first of all, to not be poor because we want a rich man.
No, I'm just kidding.
But in all seriousness, women are less assertive than men.
So when you're in a job interview and they ask you about your salary expectations, you might be less likely to push back.
Like most men are not agreeable.
And of course, this is just a generalization.
Every individual is, of course, an individual.
But if you're more assertive, you're more likely to get what you want.
And if you want more money, you're going to ask for it.
So I think that's one thing that plays in.
But that's even like a comparison when you're talking about like careers with the same seniority.
Like if you're a banker and I'm a banker and we've both been working for about five years, like that might explain that 2%.
But the disparity.
They said in the article that Michelle Rempel-Gardner sourced, they said that this disparity in salaries is based on the same income source.
So I was like, oh, does that mean that they literally took like a banker and a banker and compared them side by side?
No.
So when they say the same income source, they mean, are you employed?
Are you unemployed?
Are you self-employed?
Did you make your money from like investments?
Are you, one of them was, are you like, is your income coming from government programs?
So when they say from the same income source, they are literally talking about like employment in general.
So whether you work as a sandwich artist at Subway or you're a financial planner, they are counting you as the same income source.
So essentially they're not breaking it down by age, by occupation, by hours worked, by seniority, by education, by danger.
Danger is another thing that people don't like to talk about.
Well, of course, because we do know that men are more likely to enter a field that is more dangerous.
90% of all workplace fatalities are men.
90%.
So like, let's talk about the wage gap.
Let's talk about the death gap.
Safety gap.
Yeah.
Like, you know, I'm here in my studio while someone's out there like hammering a roof and they're falling off right now.
But, you know, we need more money.
We need to be, yeah, well, we do.
But there are so many factors that go into the wage gap.
And we, in our research, I think we've both discovered that it exists.
Yes, it does exist.
There is a gap.
But there's a reason.
It's about the justification for it, though.
And I think we should also talk about the fact that women do have a biological clock.
Most women around our age are like, hey, I maybe want to have kids now.
And when you're in your late 20s, early 30s, that's when you are kind of at the height of your career, perhaps.
And you're like, well, I got to make a decision.
Do I want to go full force in my career or do I want to have babies and stay home and be a nurturing mom?
Which, by the way, is an admirable career path as well.
If you want to be a stay-at-home mom, like kudos to you.
You are raising the next generation of, you know, successful, productive people.
I don't think those women get enough praise.
Absolutely not.
So on that topic, Michelle Rempel-Gardner, who's a conservative MP.
I don't know if I mentioned that, which is weird because, you know, conservative, you'd have a little bit.
You'd hope for more.
She said, or actually, this is from the article that she tweeted.
Jobs that conform to traditional gender roles tend to be undervalued because they parallel domestic work that women are expected to perform for free.
So I'm sorry, undervalued in motherhood.
Like she's basically saying, if you say, if you take time off of your career and make less money than your male counterparts because you're doing motherhood, that that's like doing free labor, basically.
And it's like, it's kind of like one of the most important jobs in the universe, I would argue.
And you're not getting financially compensated for your hours worked, but like you're raising a human being.
But also, men can stay home as well.
I just think it's in a woman's nature to want to stay home with her baby.
Well, we give births.
Yeah, right?
Like we have a special connection with that child.
Like we're gonna want to be the ones that are there.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, whether that works for your individual family or not, on the whole, on average, more women are more likely to want to be the primary caregiver of their child, like you and Pepe.
Yeah.
Who's the primary caregiver?
Well, I guess my dad, right now, because I don't remember what I was going to say.
But okay, maybe we should also talk about the fact that there also are like men are more willing to sacrifice like flexibility and their free time in order to work 70, 80 hours a week.
Like I don't want to work that much.
Like as I just want more flexibility in my schedule.
I don't know if that's necessarily inherently male or female, but I do think men are willing to sacrifice a little bit more willingly, I guess.
Yeah.
And Jordan Peterson has spoken about this at length.
There's that famous Kathy Newman interview where, you know, she's just like, see, what she's saying is women are stupid.
It's like, no, never said that.
Not anything like that.
But that's what people hear and they start saying that he's a sexist or whatever.
But there's that study and they had babies and they showed them pictures of faces and then they showed them pictures of objects.
And they found that the female infants were more drawn to the faces and the male infants were more drawn to the objects.
And that just like if you extrapolate, it's just like women are more likely to go into careers that are nurturing human relations.
So like psychiatry, nursing, nursing, daycare working.
Obviously, motherhood is one of those.
And then men are more attracted to objects.
Right.
So that's that's just science.
It's not like, and so people say, well, there's a bias against women in STEM and science, technology, whatever, whatever.
Doubt it.
Don't even know the acronym.
Not interested.
Science and technology engineering and math.
Math!
Money!
Money!
I don't know if that's true.
I just made it up.
But no, it's true.
And also, like, women, you have a choice when you enter university.
You get to pick whether you want to study English lit and women's studies or if you want to be an engineer.
Like you can't, like, we have equal opportunity.
We have more than equal opportunity.
Yeah, I would argue that too.
I have an anecdote.
I'd love to hear.
When I was at Western in first year, I took CompSci, computer science, which was a terrible, a terrible idea, but you needed a science credit.
My boyfriend at the time, he was a genius and he did my computer science project for me.
He literally just copied his own and gave it to me.
Don't tell our props.
Yeah, oops, I'm going to get a bad grade now.
No, so he made mine pink and he kept his whatever, gray, blue, whatever.
He, I submitted mine under my name.
He submitted his.
I got like 100% on it and he got like an 80 something.
And we were like, at the time, I was like kind of offended.
And he was like, eh, he was over it.
He was like, eh, kind of expected that.
But like, that was many years ago.
That was like 15 years ago.
Sorry, I'm so old.
The point is they've been doing this for a long time.
They have been pushing women into STEM for so long at the expense of men who are actually working harder or as hard as the women.
So I can't even imagine how bad it is now.
Yeah.
It's scary.
Well, I mean, even like a lot of big corporations are holding this meetings where they want to fill these quotas, right?
So they're like, oh, we need more women, you know, people of certain ethnicity, et cetera.
And it's like, well, you're eliminating jobs that a man, like a man might be qualified.
Someone who's interested might be better qualified because they're actually exactly trying to push women into it and taking race into consideration.
Like, as if that has anything to do with that.
Science doesn't even care what color your skin is.
No, I think all that matters at the end of the day is how hard are you working?
Are you doing a good job?
And, you know, I think that's really all we should care about when it comes to jobs.
I think it's really, really awesome that our government, like, again, this is super lefty of me, but I think it's really awesome that the government of Canada will pay you to go on mat leave.
Yeah.
It's, you get 40% of your income up into a certain level.
I think it's 80K.
So you'll only ever get like 40% of 80K.
A lot of people make less than 80K, so they're going to be making a lot less than that.
But the point is, is that like, that's where our tax dollars are going.
And that's one of the social programs that I'm like, wow, that's actually great.
Because if I get pregnant, I can't work for some time while I'm nursing my child and whatnot.
And I'll still get a little money to pay the bills.
So that's awesome.
However, I forget my point.
I think my point was that, I don't know what my point was.
Do you know?
I think your point is that women are afforded this special social program that men would never, men don't get this opportunity unless you're a birthing person.
They can't do that.
Which we'll talk about later.
They've recently used that.
And up until it was only up until recently.
That's very new.
It's new.
And some people do take advantage of that.
And that's awesome.
There's so many things to say on this subject.
I know.
I'm like, I have so many notes here, just like three pages of notes.
Look at that.
And I can't remember anything.
Yeah, like the wage gap, the wage gap, 70% difference.
No, it's not.
It's 2%.
Okay, basically, let's just round this out here.
Let's just round this out.
What a nightmare.
So, okay, I see what my point was here.
This quote from this Forbes article, which was about the dangers of the gender, the wage gap myth.
Yes.
Which is interesting because I did not expect that from a Forbes article.
Yeah, we should talk about this.
But a point that they made is that it disparages men to say that they really haven't earned their space in society because they're just like given it.
Yeah.
Because we just hate women and we don't want them involved in science and financial jobs and high-paying jobs.
And it's like you're now saying that men haven't earned what they've earned.
What they've literally earned.
And I think it's also, it doesn't encourage women to work hard and pursue like getting the CEO role, for example, because they're like, oh, I'm never going to get that.
I'm never going to be as successful.
I'm never going to get paid as much as a man.
So why would I even bother trying?
And I just think that's a little bit dangerous for us as well because we can do it if we want to.
But like I said, there are certain things that we need to consider.
Like maybe we need to put on our pants and kind of, if you're going to compete against men, you got to compete like a man, unfortunately.
Yeah, well, it's the bigotry of low, low expectations.
Yeah, absolutely.
You do it with race in the same way.
But I, you see it all the time when they're like, oh, females, you know, give yourself a round of applause for just being in this space.
It's like, that's sexist as heck.
It is.
Like, do I need a special round of applause for just doing my job?
Yeah.
And by the way, that's not to say that like real sexism doesn't exist in the workplace.
I do believe, I believe it's- We all experienced it.
Absolutely, but I think that we should let it fuel us.
We should let it like incentivize us to be better and prove them wrong.
Like, don't be a victim.
We don't need to be victims.
Like, you should use it to empower yourself, you know?
Go get it, girl.
Go get it, girl.
You can do it.
And especially because they're actually trying to encourage you so much.
Like when we say, or when the feminists say that there's a bias against women in these, in these jobs, that is wrong.
Yeah.
It's just categorically false.
They're literally encouraging women.
They're cheating and giving them better grades and certain things when they're doing the same project as men.
Like they're encouraging, they're pushing women into these roles.
And if the roles aren't being filled by women, it's not because there's a bias.
It's because women aren't freaking interested in it.
Yeah.
Like on average.
Which is okay too.
That's okay.
Exactly.
Just stop complaining about it then.
Empowering Feminism00:05:54
Yeah.
There we go.
I think we got there.
I think we nailed that.
I think that was the best.
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Should we talk about some children being indoctrinated by inappropriate adults?
Ecofeminist article.
Oh, yeah.
It's disgusting.
Okay, yeah, we'll just touch on this quickly.
A little bit more feminism and then we'll get right into that.
This is narsty.
This is narcissist.
So this is an article from Teen Vogue.
I don't know what the article's called, but it's embarrassing.
It's called Ecofeminism.
Explains how patriarchy has contributed to the climate crisis.
Okay, I got it.
So you do want to know something really funny about this, Net?
Yeah.
Do you want to know what our author of this article is called?
Oh, no.
Her name is Leah Thomas.
It's not the same Leah Thomas.
And we were like, we're not talking about Leah Thomas this week.
But somehow we always have a lot of people.
The spelling is different, though.
Yeah.
So for those of you who don't know what eco-feminism is or ecological feminism, because I certainly did not.
It's a branch of feminism that explores the relationship between women and nature.
A key argument of ecofeminism is that the degradation of the planet and the exploitation of women are all connected to the patriarchy and the devaluing of both has led to disastrous conditions for both the planet and women.
I didn't know that.
Oh my God.
It's just such nonsense.
Like it's the devaluing of my time leads to disastrous consequences.
And this author is not valuing my time.
No.
At all.
And there's literally no science behind any of the things she says.
She doesn't talk about science at all.
No.
She just talks about capitalism, gender, identity, as if those things pertain.
I just want to know, girl, Leah, girl, how do they correlate?
Like, please tell me how capitalism and feminism impact the environment.
Like, I don't understand.
Like, you want me to take climate change seriously?
This is not helping you.
So a couple of really fun quotes from this because they're hilarious.
She's talking about what ecofeminism is.
And she says, from earth goddesses to creation theories, there are countless metaphors and symbolisms about women and their deep ties to the earth.
What?
Sorry, earth goddesses to creation theories.
Like, are you trying to take yourself seriously as a science woman?
Yeah.
No, she's not is the answer to that.
I don't get it.
Earth goddesses.
This is where, like, we're like, men don't take us seriously.
We don't make enough money in STEM.
You're talking about friggin earth goddesses?
I know.
No, we're talking about the environment.
Like, I just don't understand why this was published.
Like, it's embarrassing.
As a woman, I feel embarrassed.
The whole time I was reading it, I was like, is there any legitimacy to this?
No, there's not.
No.
It's super embarrassing.
And basically, she's just promoting her own book, which she, the article, the book is called Intersectional, the Intersectional Climate Environment.
Oh, The Intersectional Environmentalist.
That's there it is.
That's the name of her book.
So she's talking a lot about her book and trying to sell you her terrible book.
And one of the other quotes I really enjoyed was in the book, I also explore how other oppressive systems beyond the patriarchy, like racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and beyond are also connected to the destruction of the environment and devaluing of people.
How?
She.
I want to know.
I actually am asking her.
She's just throwing a bunch of gobbledygoot, but like, I love how she's talking about all these oppressive systems, but what about wokeism?
Yeah.
That's oppressive as heck.
It is.
That's a great point.
All these radical feminists always just try to place blame on someone other than themselves.
You know what?
If you really care about the earth, all you can do is ultimately focus on how you're stewarding the earth.
Are you recycling?
I bet she doesn't even recycle properly.
I bet she's one of those people that doesn't even check on everything.
She doesn't even rinse out her thing before she puts it in the blue bin.
We're looking at you, Leah.
Yeah, we have a real problem with Leah's on the show.
Robbie named Leah.
Yeah, rock on a bad foot right out the gate.
It's just like it's bad.
And you know, it's scary that teenage women are reading this because this is teen vogue, of course.
Absolutely terrifying.
Like, that's scary.
Like, is someone gonna read this and be like, oh my gosh, yeah.
Yes, they are.
Yeah, one more quote.
I want to throw it into it.
It's really bad.
Probably the worst.
Uh-oh.
Okay, here she says: That's why I believe you can't save the planet without also dismantling systems of oppression.
So, basically, in order for her to save the planet, which she's stated is her goal, I guess, she can't do that until all of you guys change the way the entire world believes, like the whole infrastructure of ideology.
You got to just throw that away, just toss it away, and then she can start to do her job.
Leah, start with China, maybe.
Yeah, like you have to.
So, she's just like pushing all the, like you just said, all the blame is not on her.
She's like, I want to save the planet, but I can't do that until all of you stop using racist, homophobic, bigot, bigoted language.
That's the real problem with the environment.
It's not that we're burning, like, we're doing single-use plastics and we're burning fuels and whatever, whatever you want to say.
It is.
Sex Education & Consent00:14:43
That's not the problem.
You're saying it's actually the language that we use.
It's the patriarchy.
Could you be any more pathetic?
It's you, Leah.
You suck.
Okay.
I mean, you write for teen Vogue.
So maybe when you grow up to write for actual Vogue, although that's not going to be any more scientific.
You know, maybe you can talk about skirts and stuff, and that would be, I would read that because I feel like that's your beat.
That's your beat, girl.
Do the do the like dinner gloves beat.
Yeah, do that.
That's our next beat, too.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's move on.
Okay.
We're going to be talking about some transgender issues, but no, we will not be talking about Leah because we just did that.
So that's great.
That's so great.
We're going to talk about a little sex education.
And no, we will not be teaching you because that'd be extremely inappropriate and we'd probably lose our jobs.
Someone bring me a banana.
But basically, there is this family sex show.
You heard that.
A family sex show that celebrates sexual pleasure, equality, and independence.
So basically, there's a team of eight performers and they make a show about sex and relationships for ages five and up.
Five-year-olds at a family sex show.
When you say the word sex show, I think Amsterdam, Red Light District.
So this is almost the same, though.
Kind of.
It's a bunch of creepy adults.
Creepy adults singing about singing specifically to young children about the ode to the nope.
We're not going to say that word.
But the family sex show does topple to tackle topics including boundaries, gender relationships, and masturbation.
So what?
Masturbation for five-year-olds.
That's cute.
Gender ideology for five-year-olds.
Huh?
What were you doing when you were five?
Oh, Barbies.
A lot of Barbie work.
Yeah, a lot of Barbie work.
Yeah.
I was pretty perverted, though.
Like, I always stripped my Barbies naked.
I think everyone did.
I don't know why.
Yeah.
Well, that's okay.
Like, get these clothes off.
Don't tell me how to dress my Barbie.
And then they cut all their hair.
Oh, you're like, why are my Barbies look like kidnapped victims?
I think I might have a little something going on.
She was being creative, though.
She was exercising her creative spirit.
Okay.
But I was not ready for actual like gender ideology conversations or actual sex life.
And you're learning about masturbation from strangers while your parents are right there.
Like, come on.
That's that's creepy.
Do you think parents should be teaching?
Like, what's the answer here?
Like, so we don't want weird, confused adults teaching our kids about masturbation.
Obviously, at a certain age, kids will start to engage in that.
So, like, who should tell them?
That's a good question.
I don't really know.
I don't think it should be a strange adult, and I don't think you should be five.
Like, I think five is young.
Five is really young.
I think it's important, like, like sex is not shameful.
We shouldn't, like, we shouldn't create shame around it.
I mean, or a stigma, but like, I just don't think pre-pubescent kids need to be taught about it.
Okay, like, you know, like, I think it's all right to talk about like when puberty starts coming.
Yeah, I think so.
That's when conversations should start happening.
Yeah.
And I mean, I understand, like, you know, your little kids are curious and stuff, but you, and like, maybe teach them boundaries, like, maybe not to take their pants off in public, stuff like that.
But, like, I just don't think we need to be like, yes, honey, this is good.
It's so normal to be able to steal in public.
Like, no.
One of the things the author of this article said was, children aren't anxious about the idea of the show.
It's the older people who feel discomfort.
Yeah, because kids don't understand.
Because they don't know.
Like, of course, their parents are uncomfortable with you talking to their children about sex.
Like, these people are so sick.
It's immoral, I think.
It just creeps me out.
Why don't you just focus on like reading and writing?
Yeah.
Teach them about your friggin' twisted environmental views.
Fine.
Yeah.
Fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I'm liking Leah a whole lot more right now.
It sounds a lot more reasonable.
She does.
Things are very lopsided in the world.
Yeah, this is scary.
And it gets a little scarier, actually, because the leader of Sexy Summer Camp recommends that children begin to masturbate as toddlers.
Oh, maybe we should play this clip if you don't mind.
We'll just react.
That's how we should.
You know, like get down with yourself, explore your own body.
Masturbation is really healthy.
And I recommend it to people of all ages.
All ages.
As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that.
That's what they were doing.
Kids touch themselves.
Kids start to ask questions.
And we teach them the language for their bodies, right?
That's your nose, touch your nose, show Aunt T. You can touch your nose.
But my sister's not saying that when they're tugging at their penis, right?
But it feels good, right?
We have to learn ways to talk to young people about this so that they know how to explore their body consensually so that it's not in public, right?
We don't want people exploring their bodies in public.
That's not consensual.
But exploring your body at any age, grandmas, grandpas, all of us need to be exploring our body.
That's how we should.
You know, like get down with yourself, explore your own body.
Let's look at that.
Masturbation is really good.
For me, the weirdest part was she was talking about masturbation with her nephews.
Yeah, like that's super inappropriate.
And she's talking about consent.
Like, did they give you consent to start a conversation with them when you're like, touch your nose, touch your nose?
Are you asking them to like, where does that lead?
No, that's a great point.
It's, it's just very creepy.
And I just think it speaks to how like there's this weird attack on kids and we just need to protect their innocence.
Yeah, we do.
We need to preserve it.
I don't know.
I just, this is a camp that people are willingly sending their kids to.
Like, what is wrong with these parents?
I feel like that camp's not going to do well financially.
It's a good point.
Yeah.
And like, she doesn't have kids.
She's talking about her nephew.
So like, if it's your own kid, who am I to like, I can judge you from afar, but I can't, I would never say like, stop her.
Like, get the government involved and like take her kids away.
Like, no, that's, if that's her own child, like, as long as she's not abusing it, like, maybe have the conversations you want to have, but like, that's not even your kid.
Yeah.
Have you talked to your brother or sister about what you're teaching your niece and nephew?
Like, is the mother of the child in this video?
No, it's the weird aunt.
Yeah.
It's just very icky.
Yeah.
And I just, I think like to let your children go to a camp like that with these weird strangers who do it.
Don't do it.
Yeah.
Don't do it.
That's great advice.
Listen to this one.
She may have destroyed her Barbies, but she's smart.
She knows this is wrong.
It's wrong.
Okay.
It's wrong.
Speaking of wrong, do you want to take it away with this next one?
Yeah.
So here's the headline.
Transgender man who thought he couldn't conceive while transitioning.
Yep.
Is now a proud dad after a surprise pregnancy and put off his breast surgery so he could nurse his son.
So I would just like to start maybe and say congratulations to the happy new month.
I don't know.
But I think my favorite quote from this was, we're getting so quiet.
I think more trans men need to understand that they can get like, I mean, okay, Kate.
Okay, when people say trans women are women, but then they also say trans men can give birth.
It's like, I'm very confused.
I'm very confused.
A trans woman does not have a uterus, right?
No.
Okay, so not a woman, but then this trans man who does have a uterus can give birth, making her a woman.
So this whole like, this trans lobby is trying to erase women argument is really, really working, I would say, because biologically, that's the one thing women have.
Isn't it so nice also of this father to put off his top surgery so that he can nurse his son?
Isn't that so nice of him?
Well, actually, it's chest feeding.
Oh, it's not, he he uses, there's, he uses feeding.
I got to chest feed Hendrik when he was born as I knew it was the healthiest and best way to aid him in his growth.
So the kudos to you.
The mother's milk?
The mother's milk.
This is the most nutritious source of food.
So maybe I feel like this is, this has been a fruitful chat.
Lots of things.
Should we move on?
Anyways, speaking of gender-affirming care, this is another Teen Vogue article.
And, you know, I think maybe we should start off by saying we are compassionate.
I would call you a compassionate person and I would call myself a compassionate person.
I think we do care.
We want to treat people with dignity and kindness, but at what point are we just living in a, you know, in disillusionment to an extent, right?
And at what point are we, like, where's the line here?
Because, okay, gender-affirming care, sure, but healthcare is also, you know, getting to the root of an issue.
Maybe seeking counsel.
No.
Okay.
That's sexist and bigoted.
Okay.
Well, maybe we can pull up this article and we'll dive into this a little bit.
Okay.
So what does it actually mean?
I didn't read this one.
Okay.
So basically, let me just read a quick excerpt here and then we can learn to bounce off of this.
It was 2016 and Daniel was nine.
Out of habit, Lizette began explaining Daniel's identity as a transgender boy, as a transgender boy when the doctor spoke.
But instead of being met with questions or strange looks, Lizette said the doctor simply said, I believe you.
So the doctor just, without asking questions, affirmed this nine-year-old's gender.
And then he asked Daniel what his name and pronouns were.
So basically my thinking here.
How old is Daniel doing?
Nine.
Okay.
Okay.
So doctors aren't allowed to ask questions or raise awareness about side effects when it comes to transitioning and affirming.
It's just, we just have to affirm you because you said so.
Is that healthcare?
I wonder if it's like fruitful to have, like maybe, you know, because of Bill C4, I know this is an American article, but let's say it's a Canadian mother bringing her Canadian transgender son down.
And I'm sure it's similar here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think that because the doctor or the psychologist or the pastor is not allowed to give counsel to the child, but do you think they can give counsel to the parent?
Like, hey, that's a good question.
What should do in?
What kind of things are you tell, like telling your child to make them think that they're an opposite gender?
Because as we know, gender dysphoria in adolescence has bounced up to like 4,000% of what it was seven years ago or 10 years ago.
So, do we really think that there's 4,000% more?
Like, that's not 4,000 more, like 4,000%.
Yeah, especially knowing historically that gender dysphoria is a rare diagnosis that usually affects boys, little boys as young as two.
So it's not normal.
So that's a great point.
So the fraction, it's a small fraction of the population.
And yet, here we have all these 4,000% more kids going through it.
Shouldn't we be looking at the parent and being like, I can't counsel the child, but I can talk to you.
Yeah, I wonder where the line is there.
That's a really good point.
We should look into this more.
We should look into this.
We should look into this.
Let's all discuss it again.
But I think the biggest thing about this article is that they always talk about how, like, when you don't affirm someone, their likelihood of committing suicide increases.
When that's actually not true, because there was this study that was in Sweden that followed 324 sex reassigned persons from 1973 to 2003.
And it basically stated that suicide rates did not diminish but increased.
Basically, stating that sex reassignment, although alleviating gender dysphoria, may not suffice as treatment.
And basically, this should inspire improved psychiatric and somatic care after sex reassignment for this patient group.
So it doesn't abolish your problems, which we've talked about before.
I didn't know that that stat, but that's really interesting because we've seen so many anecdotal stories.
I follow a couple of people on Twitter who were like detransitioning.
And it's really interesting because a lot of them say the same thing.
They were having mental issues.
They were depressed.
They were anxious.
They felt harming.
Exactly.
And after they transitioned, that did not go away.
They said at first there was like, especially if you go on hormone replacement therapy, there can be like a euphoria phase.
Right.
But you end up feeling the same way that you did before, a lot of the time.
Right.
So, yeah.
And of course, like, no one's a monolith.
Everyone experiences all this differently.
And if you're a consenting adult and you transition and you're content, that's fine.
If it helps your mental health, then like, you know, that's probably a really good thing.
But for so many people, it doesn't actually solve their depression, their anxiety, their desire to self-harm.
I think it probably just makes sense worse.
You're self-harming.
Well, you're literally mutilating your body.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I know people get triggered by the word mutilating.
So I understand that.
But I agree.
Like you're taking off a part of you thinking that that's going to bring you like mental clarity.
And if it does, fine.
But a lot of the time it doesn't.
Yeah.
And then you're now left with an emptiness and scarring and the feeling that you're missing something that potentially sterile.
Potential sterilization.
It's just, it's just weird that we would judge, like people will jump down our throats for saying these things, like using the word mutilation.
But like I think that when you're when, especially a young girl, like a young girl.
Yeah.
Have you seen there's this doctor on Twitter that she she calls herself the teat yeater?
And she's like, yep, gonna go yeet some teats today.
And she like and she like brags about like how many teats she's yeeted, which I guess is like the removal of.
Oh, but it's healthcare.
Yeah, it's health.
It's like, it's not about your ego and getting TikTok followers and whatnot or Twitter or whatever it is.
Like you are bragging about your like your procedures, which you think are helping people fine, but you're it's such a weird brag.
It's a weird, it's a very weird brag.
And I just think like this is gonna, this is controversial, but I think that to suggest that maybe getting psychiatric help is like, I just think that's the kindest thing you could do.
Because like we talked about last week on the show, like speak the truth in love.
Like tough love is love.
Yeah.
And I think that it's important to note because, yeah, we're being pretty critical right now, but like what you just said, seeking counsel, you don't have to be judgmental about it and nasty about it.
If you were like, my daughter's like, hey, mom, I want to transition.
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I want to be called Daniel.
I'm not going to be like, what are you stupid?
Like, you're going to grow out of it.
Like, that wouldn't be kind and Christian and loving to do.
So it would be like, okay, I don't know how I would react, but it would be like, I hear what you're saying.
Before I just affirm it, let's talk about it.
Why do you feel this way?
When did you start feeling this way?
Like, is there someone that you would like to talk to who's not your mother who can maybe help you understand these questions more?
Like, if you still feel like, let's wait, okay, let's wait six months and see if you still feel this way.
Wait six months.
Consenting at all.
Then let's wait till you're 18 and then I will support whatever choice you want to make.
Like, but just to say like, oh, my nine-year-old is saying, mommy, I want to be a boy.
Like, what nine-year-old doesn't swap genders once in a while?
Like, of course, like I said, I've mentioned this before.
Like, I thought I was a Russian girl named Vuda when I was like three.
Like, you don't just affirm that.
That's just a kid going through a phase like a lot of the time.
And like, be loving.
Like, don't yell at them.
Don't shame them.
But like, let them grow and see what happens.
And like, you're a parent, which means you need to parent.
Yeah.
Like, you can't, you're not friends.
You're not friends.
And I'm, I'm sure, I can't imagine what, how difficult that situation would be, but like you are called to say no.
You are called to steer them in the most productive direction.
And of course, with love and compassion.
But like, come on, parents, like be parents again.
Yeah, let's make parents parents again.
Yeah.
Okay.
Love you.
Bye.
Should we move on?
Yeah, we're moving on.
That was great, though.
I feel good about that.
Yeah, me too.
They're going to hate us.
So maybe we should talk about some plastic surgery.
I got some done.
No, I didn't.
Both of us had our entire faces done since last week.
Can you tell?
I got this moved up here and then fox eyes way back.
Just all of it just yanked.
So this is the newest tree.
Yes, so that's what we want.
Do you like it?
That's called the fox eye.
Fox-sided eyebrows.
Yeah.
And apparently there's some possible side effects, like deadly sepsis, facial paralysis, to get this look.
No big deal.
So that's great.
And apparently it's Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner are cited as the inspiration because they've never had plastic surgery.
Classic that they're the influencers of this, though.
I'm really.
We were looking at pictures of Ariana Grande's face.
Like, you know, as we age, our face changes.
Usually.
It doesn't change in this direction.
No, it usually goes.
Her face was her.
She used to have like nice little round cheeks and eyebrows and eyes.
And now she has a completely different like racial structure of her face.
And it's the trend, the fox eye.
And it's frigging gross, guys.
They just basically just take your skin and they just staple it back.
Just create a little.
And I guess it's not as risk-free as it's been described.
It's like you can just go get it in an afternoon, get your face stapled up.
Yeah.
And I, okay.
So if celebrities are influencing this, we're seeing it on social media.
Cool.
Okay.
But like the celebs who undergo these procedures can afford to fix it.
And usually not, they won't even have to deal with that because they're seeing the best of the best plastic surgeons.
And I just like, we are not them.
We need to stop trying to be them because we, if we, if we get like like, you know, destroyed facially, we can't bounce back of the face.
That sounds really gross.
It does not sound cute.
Like just stick with your face structure, okay?
Oh my God.
Maybe.
Come on.
And the fact that we all have to have the same face.
Yeah.
Like, so what?
Some people have like more of like a fox eye look going on.
It's obviously gorgeous, but we talked about this the other day where runway models, they can be really, really young.
They can be like 16 years old, which is kind of creepy.
But The ones that are super, super young, the fashion models, where a lot of the time they have, like, I think sometimes it's just like makeup, um, but it's also clothing as well.
They'll take these girls' faces with tape, yes, young, like 20, let's say 20.
They take no wrinkles, yeah, they have no wrinkles, they have the tautest skin on the planet, and they take their face and they tape it back just below the hairline, and then now they're walking around like this.
But it's like, so, so, when that model, that gorgeous, beautiful model, comes off the runway and they untape her face, she's like, Oh, I don't look like that anymore.
Beautiful.
And now I'm sitting in the audience and I've had my face done too.
And I'm looking at her face, and I'm like, She's so tight.
Like, it's just this weird, like, Cold War or like arms race of like, who can have the tightest, foxiest face?
And it's like super dangerous because at some point, our eyeballs are gonna literally be like on our ears.
Yeah, like, what's the extent here?
Like, what lengths do we really need to go?
Like, it's just it's never gonna end.
Endgame.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, it's just the goalpost is gonna keep moving and shifting.
And we all have to look like Kim Kardashian.
I guess.
It doesn't matter who you are, what race you are.
She's pretty, but I don't want to look like her.
I know.
You look like you.
I want to look like you.
We just need to stop trying to look like rich people who are not actually naturally beautiful.
Us.
Like, I understand wanting to look like the best version of you.
Sure.
Yeah.
Like, enhance yourself.
And that's what makeup is for.
Well, and that's what the plastic surgeon, one of the ones noted in the article, says he's like, like, cosmetic procedures are supposed to enhance, not physically alter and just destroy a totally different face.
Yeah.
It's so messed up.
And it makes me really sad that women, and we've talked about this in terms of like aging, but what about you, like just young ones?
Yeah.
Who are just like, you know, I remember feeling those pressures when I was a kid and I didn't realize how, like, I think that when you live in this like social media, and it wasn't even that bad when I was a kid, but when you live in a social media echo chamber, you see like the same kind of face over and over and over.
The algorithm just like you said.
Exactly.
You see Kim Kardashian.
You see Ariana and you're like, they all kind of look the same.
And then you think, well, I don't look like that.
So I'm ugly.
But like as you grow older, you realize, and it's actually a quote I'm recently reading 1984.
And one of the quotes that has nothing to do with Big Brother, he's looking at this old woman who's like cleaning rags and he was like, she's beautiful.
And this person was like, yeah, but look at the size of her.
She's huge.
And he's like, yeah, but that's her style of beauty.
Like that's her brand of beauty.
And it's like, it's such an interesting quote because it's like, why do we all have to have the same brand?
Yeah.
We can all have our own brand of beauty, guys.
Yeah.
Individualism should be celebrated.
And I think that's, that's one of the unique things that God's done.
Like, He literally knit us together in our mother's womb.
Like, we're fearfully and wonderfully made and we're unique.
And that should be celebrated.
And if you want to change your face, okay, that's, I, I, I mean, there are more natural ways of going about.
There's an argument.
Like, well, I wear makeup, so like, I'm not necessarily to enhance.
Yeah.
Like, she didn't change.
Like, this is it.
Like, this is what she looks like.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Not that face.
I basically draw on a whole new face.
But like, there is like, where's the line?
Like, am I allowed to wear makeup?
Because I'm still changing my face as God created it.
Like, where we're, I think you're enhancing your beauty, though.
I think that you're celebrating your beauty by wearing makeup.
That's a good point.
I like that.
I don't think it, I don't think it needs to be negative.
Like how a beautiful dress celebrates a woman's figure.
Yeah.
It doesn't change it.
Exactly.
And I think, yeah, I think you just need to celebrate it.
And if you are going to get a cosmetic procedure, do not cheap out.
Yeah, don't cheap out.
Okay.
I have a great dermatologist I can tell you about.
Right.
Link it in the description.
We will not because we don't want any of you to look good.
No, only us.
So now we're going to talk about some celebs who admitted they actually got plastic surgery.
It happens, folks.
They admit it.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
She said Ariel Winter.
Looks like a whole new girl.
No.
I know.
Oh my God.
Why would she do that?
And that's something really interesting to talk about, too, because so many of these women who are beautiful.
Oh my God.
I know they get these procedures though, and they don't actually look better.
I'm sorry.
I'm drinking so much Perrier today because we just had lunch and it was very salty.
So I'm sorry.
It's my pink Perrier kid.
It's beautiful.
It's our own.
If you want, Perrier, if you want to sponsor us.
But they never end up looking better for the most part.
And Ariel Winter started on Modern Family when she was really, really young.
And she was around beautiful women.
And I wonder if being in Hollywood and in that world made her more fucks.
More messed up in the brain.
I think I can't imagine it's healthy.
I can't imagine.
That's so sad.
I'm sure it's how to do it.
Let's look at the other art.
Let's look at the other two ebbs.
Let's see who's brave enough to tell us.
I would just like to say, though, I do really hope that Kendall admits it one day.
I should not.
I don't think so.
Everyone always says she's so naturally beautiful.
I know, but like if you go back, again, still a beautiful girl.
But she has the whole foxy thing going on too, and you think that's just her face.
And then you look at pictures of her when she was like a teenager and you're like, oh, you had a regular face.
And you got a new nose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And lips and everything.
She just has a more subtle touch than the other ones.
Yeah.
Like, obviously, Kylie Jenner's face is the most change.
But I respect when at least it's like it's so different that it's like really obvious.
But she like is just coasting on the family.
She's like the wolf and sheep's clothes.
Yeah.
She's like, I'm so naturally beautiful.
Speaking of eh, want to talk about the eh family?
We've talked about them a couple of times on this episode already, but the Kardashians.
Yeah, so we're going to have a little Kardashian moment.
There's so much going on.
Yeah.
But I think before we start, maybe we should talk about why this family actually is important to pay attention to and celebrities in general, actually.
They're basically the first family of the United States of America.
Basically, of Hollywood, of billionaires, of fashion.
Like, I mean, when Obama and Michelle Obama were the first family, I would say that they were the first family, but now.
Oh, who's?
I don't even know who's president right now.
Exactly.
So basically, the Kardashians are like the first family.
The Kardashian West family was even bigger.
Oh, yeah.
And now that they have broken up, like there's they're in the news all the time.
And it's kind of their job.
So they got to stay in the news.
Yeah, they got to stay relevant.
But I think like it just, these people, as you just said, were like the first family.
They are some of the most influential people in the United States.
Unfortunately, if not the world.
Exactly.
But they have more influence on society than I think politicians do, than I think doctors do, than stylists do.
They are icons.
And when people are paying attention to those people and looking to them for advice, we need to be speaking about this and criticizing it and exposing the BS that they're spewing because they are not, they're not on our level.
We shouldn't be listening to them.
And yet they're idols for some people.
And if we just ignore the fact that these people exist, then we're going to lose young people.
We're going to lose the culture war.
And we're going to, we're just, I don't know.
I think society will crumble.
It's up to the Kardashians.
It's important to know what your kids are looking at and who's influencing them.
So we're going to tell you.
Yeah.
We're going to tell you.
And it's not great.
No.
This first headline is Chloe Kardashian defends the family's reported nine-figure paycheck for the Hulu show.
You get to ask how many zeros.
We have nine figures is hundreds of millions.
Yeah.
Hundreds of millions of dollars.
A Hulu show about a bunch of girls with inflated buttocks.
They've split it evenly, though.
That's super, super, super sweet.
But maybe we should read about how, sorry, talk about how Chloe defended the money they're earning.
So we give so much of our personal lives up for entertainment.
You do?
You give it up for free.
Give it up for oh, no, not for free.
Giving it up.
Sorry.
How much was it again?
Nine figures was it?
So giving it up or earning it.
Or giving it up.
Yeah.
Like, excuse me?
She's acting like she's doing it for free.
She's like, I give you this all from my heart.
Like, no, I feel like it's not a choice.
Yeah.
Like, you could just not do the Hulu show.
Yeah, just don't do it.
Give me the hundred million.
And as if they don't actually appreciate having the world in their home, seeing all of their drama, their unscripted drama.
Like, come on, you love it.
You guys were nothing before.
Like, remember that.
Remember how this all started?
Was a sex tape.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I keep being like, why are they so unclassy?
And then I'm like, oh, yeah.
The whole first family was born out of a sex tape.
But the mother, the matriarch of the family leaked.
That's what moms do.
Oh, loving mothers.
Love what they do.
So they put in the work, you guys.
So don't be mad that they have hundreds of millions of dollars because they give us so much.
They do.
So nice of them.
They're really sweet.
And that's why it was also so sweet when Kim Kardashian gave some women career advice.
Can we play this clip?
Get your f ⁇ ing ass up and work.
It seems like nobody wants to work these days.
You have to.
You have to surround yourself with people that want to work.
Have a good work environment where everyone loves what they do because you have one life, no toxic work environments, and show up and do the work.
What a clip.
Yeah.
So, okay, I do kind of agree with her in a way because it's important to put in the work and do hard work.
But it's like, Kim, do you know who you are?
Like, do you know who you are, Kim?
Like, when she comes out with like a new line, like, it's not just her in her basement with her, like, kids sleeping on her chemistry.
Yeah.
And she's like, oh, I'm making this like this new matte lip gloss in my basement and I'm like testing it out on myself.
And oh no, I have a rash now.
Like, no, she has like a team of like probably already established like makeup technicians and scientists who are just like, oh, this is great.
We have a formula.
Which color do you like?
Do you like peach or rose?
Rose.
Yeah.
Okay, that's Kim's line.
Exactly.
And I mean, I do think our society is a little bit lazier since the pandemic because our government has incentivized it in a way, unemployment via CERB.
And again, there's nothing wrong.
If you had to take CERB, my husband did for a bit.
You know it off.
Exactly.
Nothing wrong with that.
But I think like a lot of people like could have gone back to work and they just didn't.
But like most people just were not afforded the same privileges as Kim.
Like most of us do get up and do the work, but we don't have nannies and chefs and stylists and makeup artists to help us get through the day.
Kim.
Yeah, Kim.
Okay.
So it's a bad take.
And apparently I didn't, you told me this, that one of her ex-employees said she was just toxic.
Yes.
Kim.
Kim.
Like, you know what?
It's not cute.
It's not cute.
Worry about the boulder in your own eye before you worry about the pebble in someone else's.
Okay.
Okay, Kim.
So this family.
So, but we're going to keep talking about you, Kim.
Yeah.
Mostly I want to talk about, this is not in our source list because it happened on like Saturday.
Pete Davidson and Kanye.
Their text exchange.
Their text exchange.
So sad.
Yeah.
I feel bad for Kanye on.
Me too.
Like, Pete, you're not being cute.
No, I want to delete all my DMs.
Yeah.
I will.
I'm going to go unsafe.
You're not being cute.
He's like, so apparently Kanye Wes and Pete Davidson were texting over the weekend and Kanye was like, where are you right now?
For some weird reason.
And Pete was like, in bed with your wife and then sent like a picture of him in bed.
And Kim's not in the photo.
So he could have been in bed with, you know, just himself.
But it's like, under what circumstances is that?
No, it's so inappropriate.
It makes me think that they're doing this just for the headlines.
I think they're just, I agree.
And people were like, oh, Kanye has no right to care about this because they're not married anymore.
Well, still the mother of his child.
They still did, you know, they did exchange vows.
Like they do have a pre-existing relationship.
Like he has a right.
He loves her.
Exactly.
Like, who are these people who say that, oh, feelings are so important all the time, especially when it comes to like your own gender dysphoria?
Exactly.
Like, your gender dysphoria, those feelings matter so much.
But, like, the father of a child and the husband of a wife should have no right to be sad.
Like, he's being a little weird about it.
Like, that claymation thing of him.
That was a bad take, Kony.
It's weird.
Yeah, it was.
It was bad.
It's art and he's an artist.
And, like, do we like it?
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Do we have to like it?
No.
No.
Like, he's just a sad, I feel bad for the sad.
And I think, honestly, it would be weird if he weren't angry that his ex-wife was in bed with some like white dude.
You know?
Yeah.
Who's like not cute.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Who's like.
Who's not a diamond in the rough?
Yeah, who's like just a scummy-looking dude.
Yeah.
Who's not that funny?
Not that funny.
So I don't know.
Pray for Kanye.
Yeah.
We do pray for you, Kanye.
Yeah, you are in the prayers.
Should we talk about Kim Kardashian's Balenciaga feather boa?
I really wish that I had one with me now.
Me too.
We're going to go buy boas.
We are.
I think I'm going to save up for this one.
I want the Balenciaga one.
Yeah, me too.
I don't want the dollar store one.
No.
Can you guys send us some money?
Because I feel like this bo is going to cost an arm and a leg.
Oh, yeah.
So it's so fluffy.
It's so cute.
Do we have a photo of it?
Yeah, there it is.
Look at her.
Look at it.
Like, honestly, I don't, like, a lot of the times she wears clothes.
I'm like, what are you doing?
Like, she's obviously gorgeous.
And like, she dresses well plumped and siliconed.
But I really like this one.
This is the best.
This is one of the best looks she's ever.
Her full body is covered.
The color is stunning.
Yeah.
Like, I just love the vibe.
It's kind of like Matrix.
Yeah.
But, like, it's cute.
Yeah, super cute.
And I think anyone can wear it.
I think so too.
Even you, Tess.
Yeah, Tess.
You can hide up your anorexia with that giant boa.
Okay.
Are we done with our Kardashian?
We have one more image.
Okay, one more image.
Sorry.
No.
This is important.
This is important.
So Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are making out on a public beach.
I just wanted to say public, like too cheap to get a private one.
Didn't you just make like nine figures?
Yeah, like you can't go to animals.
Emily.
It looks like animals.
And you know her cheeks are out.
Like you can kind of see, but she's obviously wearing one of those like very, very thongy bikinis, which is just like there's children.
But you know what?
They're just giving up so much of their personal lives.
That's true, it's so nice of them to do.
Yeah, thank you for that.
Thank you.
Please go to a private beach next time because literally nobody wants to see that.
No one wants to see that.
Even us normies don't do that.
We're showing everyone, but it's because we had to see it.
Yeah, we just, you have to.
Yeah, we wanted you to suffer too much.
We're just trying to shame them because we know they watch.
Hey, girls.
Hey, Kim.
Maybe that at home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Use some of that $100 million to get a little privacy screen, maybe.
I think you could afford it.
I don't know.
Okay.
Would be cute.
Would be cuter.
Should we do like our Blitz Please segment now?
Let's do a Blitz Please.
Okay.
So we're going to round things out.
Here we are.
And we're going to just read some headlines.
Some quick takes from some headlines.
All right.
Blitz, please.
Let's do it.
And you want to take it away?
Take it away.
I can't say her name.
That's why I told you to start.
Emily Radajowski.
You'd think of anyone, I could say this name because it's kind of like mine.
I can say the ouski part.
Emily Ratajowski celebrates her child Sylvester's first birthday with gender-neutral accents, like a multicolored cake and silver balloons.
Yeah, because your one-year-old cares about having a politically correct birthday.
Yeah, sounds really fun for the one-year-old kid.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Multicolored's fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
Like, any kid.
Like, kids love all colors.
She's just so desperate to be in the news that she has to talk about her stupid gender-neutral birthday.
Like, a lot of birthdays are gender-neutral.
Yeah.
They're just like balloons and cake.
Good point.
Moving on.
Moving on.
God.
Bella Hadid shows off some diamond dental work.
Oh, yuck.
I think this is just a consequence of having like too much money and not knowing what to do with it.
Scroll down for us because we're going to look at this nasty because this is reread and she looks great.
Yeah, that she looks good.
We don't want to.
So here's what Bella Hadid looks like these days.
Okay.
Keep going though.
Here's her tiny little, if you can, yeah.
So it's kind of hard to see, but in one of her fangs there, there's a tiny little diamond.
A tiny little diamond.
Like, she didn't.
Did she leave the sticker on those glasses?
Like, are they supposed to say foo boo right in front of her pupil?
I don't know.
She was too busy, like blinded by the tiny diamond when she was like, she is the worst.
She looks like, she looks like a nerdy girl that would be at like Rory Gilmore's high school in like the year 2000.
But she has like a slur, like a guy.
She's like, are you signing out for like the camping trip this weekend?
No, my face wasn't $200,000.
Yeah.
It's like, ooh, with all that money, like look better.
I guess money can't buy you taste, huh?
Bella.
Exactly.
Good call.
Alrighty.
Moving on.
Now that's dressing down.
Victoria Beckham is mocked for new $1,300.
Well, sorry, $1,300 slip with a lace print that looks like a nighty with a tomato soup stain.
Okay, so I have a theory.
I think.
Scroll down.
Can we go back to it one time and then just show?
We'll just show that dress because it's narcissistic.
It's nasty.
It's narcissistic.
It's so nasty.
I do have a theory, though.
Once you guys see it, okay.
Okay, there we go.
Did she, was she just out and about one day?
She spilled soup on herself and now she's just trying to rectify that PR disaster.
She's like, you see?
It is cool.
Look.
That looks like a nice like rosé sauce.
It actually looks to me like they took a nighty and stapled it.
Stapled it to like a wife beater.
Would you wear this?
Chicken Nuggets Effect00:02:52
I would, but I have terrible taste.
JK, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
I would not.
But you would never spend that much money.
Okay.
No, I wouldn't even.
If I had that much money, I would have a whole new face.
Yeah.
Not like that.
Bella Hadid.
Exactly.
Not very posh, posh.
Nailed it.
Representation of women in the media still has a long way to go, says an expert.
Hello.
We're right here.
But we're conservative, so we don't count.
Okay, true.
Nailed it.
Next headline.
Quote, healthy, quote, women.
Sorry, let's start at the end.
Headline: healthy woman hasn't eaten fruit or veg in 22 years, lives on chicken nuggets.
That's nasty.
Define healthy?
Yeah, like her face is on her face, but her organs are completely made up of chicken nuggets.
Also, she looks older than 22.
I'll tell you that right now.
That's what Chicken Nuggets does to you, ladies.
Look at that box.
It's so greasy.
Like, that's inside.
I love chicken nuggets, but my God, like, that's a big box.
She lives off of that?
I don't know.
I just find that hard to believe.
Me too.
She's going to die soon.
Change your diet.
Yeah.
All right.
Talk to Tess.
Moving on.
Pizza Hut urges teachers to watch out for racist toddlers.
You know, because Pizza Hut is so experienced in early childhood education.
So I don't even know.
I don't know.
All these articles from Rebel News.
I know.
I love Ross.
I love Rebel News.
I don't even know what to say.
Yeah.
I don't even know what to say.
Yep.
And that's the first for me.
Yeah.
Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut.
Why are you talking about stay in your lane?
Okay.
Just work on that cheesy crust.
Okay.
I think so too.
Just keep an eye on that cheesy crust and don't overcook it.
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That was a doozer, but we are glad that you listened to the whole thing.
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