Kat and Nat mock viral trends like Bieber’s "Tim Beebs" (boosting Tim Hortons’ Q4 2021 sales by 10.3%) and a model’s fabricated "auto-sexual" label, critiquing celebrity culture’s obsession with superficiality while exposing Nat (Linda Evangelista)’s tragic five-year decline after botched cool sculpting—hardened skin, liposuction failures, and self-worth collapse. They contrast fleeting beauty standards with lasting values, like Trudeau’s unpopularity despite his looks, and dismiss media narratives on protests or climate change as reductive. The episode underscores how societal pressures distort self-love, even when enhanced by Botox. [Automatically generated summary]
Hello and welcome to Misunderstood, a show for all you culturally and politically misunderstood ladies and gents.
We're your hosts.
I'm Kat and I'm Nat.
And today we're going to be covering a bunch of topics ranging from Justin Bieber saving Tim Hortons to taking the term love yourself a little too literally.
But first we're going to start off the show with our patented culture shock moment.
Take it away, Kat.
Me?
Yeah, girl.
Alrighty then.
Well, Nina Dobrev and her boo, Sean White, shared a pretty disgusting kiss the other day and they posted it to IG because of course, what else do you do with disgusting things other than post them on Instagram?
I share all my disgusting moments in life on Instagram as well.
Let's pull up the image there.
Yuck.
So they're both wearing face shields, not just masks, like the plastic shields, and they're like tonguing each other through the plastic.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Like, what are you getting on your tongue and what are you leaving on the plastic is my question.
That's so true.
But also like just why?
Like why are we normalizing masks and face shields as if this is a sexy and romantic thing?
Like it ain't sexy, Sean.
It ain't sexy.
It makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
It makes me gosh darn sick.
And also like, is he supposed to be quarantining or is it just they're just doing it for being silly?
Because if they're supposed to be quarantining, I feel like they're still spreading germs.
Mm-hmm.
So basically super spreader for life.
Yeah.
I hear he's some sort of athlete.
Don't know.
I don't know.
Don't know.
Because the Olympics never happen.
Yeah, what Olympics?
Olympics.
I guess he's just hanging out in China.
I guess so.
But, you know, there is some good news in the celebrity world, actually.
Justin Bieber saved Tim Hortons.
I don't know if you heard about that.
Oh my gosh, because Tim Hortons was not doing well, I guess.
Yeah, so I guess his line of donuts, for those of you who don't know, Tim Biebs, I guess that's the collab.
They called it Tim Beebs.
And basically they made Tim Hortons a fortune.
Sales actually rose 10.3% in the fourth quarter of 2021, which basically reversed the 11% decline from the year before.
So I didn't know that Tim Hortons wasn't doing well.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe it had something to do with the fact that, you know, many of these metropolitan areas that had Tim Hortons were probably locked down.
People were at their cottages with Doug Ford.
Stuff like that.
Yeah, you're right.
Because in the small town where I'm staying right now, there's a Tim Hortons that's usually packed full of retirees and old people, and they're all enjoying their coffees and chatting away.
And since the lockdown, they've been completely, it's been a ghost town.
Right.
And I actually see people outside in their cars, like doing like a parking convoy, like tailgating.
Right.
But I am tailgating Tim Hortons.
Yeah.
But they're still buying coffee, but I guess like you're not, there's just not as much money being spent there on total.
And if people are working from home, they're less likely to go out and get their coffee, arguably too.
Yeah, commuters.
Yeah, exactly.
Or on Zoom in their sweatpants, not ordering tinnies.
It's kind of exciting that Tim Horton, Tim, Tim Hortons, that Justin Bieber brought work Tim Hortons.
Justin Bieber probably saved a lot of people's jobs.
Wow, you know, that's not a terrible thing.
That's not a terrible thing.
Have you tried the donut?
No, I haven't.
Oh, yeah, you don't.
You can't.
I can't.
I'll say I'm on a diet.
She's so fat.
I have not tried the donuts out of spite.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, that's a good idea.
That's a powerful reaction to a donut.
But apparently they're not that good.
So I don't think you're missing out.
I think that's just like they like reinvented the donuts like double chocolates.
Like I'm pretty sure.
We just figured that out without Justin Bieber and his absolutely atrocious haircut.
We should pick.
We should look comment on his appearance.
I should have pictured this producer AD because it's the haircut.
He used to be known for his hair.
Yeah, his like cool like skin.
He was a child at the time.
But like his hair right now is like Ellen DeGeneres.
He does look like Ellen.
He looks like Ellen 10 years from now.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not good.
Yeah.
So, you know, one, it is good, though, that he's saying.
So we won't dwell on your physical appearance, there being.
We're above that.
We're above that for sure.
But maybe we should quickly touch on the fact that Tim Hortons was considering keeping the vax mandate and the vax passport in place, despite the fact that Ontario has now called for an end to those.
Yes.
So interesting.
They have since kind of rescinded and changed their mind and they're going to follow the government's directives.
But come on, Tim Hortons.
Yeah, it was just the other day they tweeted that they would be, regardless of the mandates being dropped, that they would continue to enforce vaccine passports.
But then it was like two days later.
They're like, never mind.
I guess they did a little polling or they talked to their execs.
It was a little polling and the execs were like, no, you know, I get that you're trying to be woke and have your like standards or whatever, but we actually need to sell Tim Beebs.
Yeah.
And also, though, if you were struggling with your sales, why would you be, why would you be blocking service to certain people who may want to come in and enjoy a Tim Beebs at a table?
Like you're excluding people.
You're excluding business.
It makes no sense.
Are you struggling or not?
I guess exactly.
We got a little too cocky.
I think the answer is yes, they are.
Yes.
They're happy to have people eating Tim Beebs all day long, which, you know, leads into our next article.
Yes.
Which is a terrible article.
Terrible.
It's garbage from Blog T.O. about.
Well, what else would you expect?
I only look at Blog TO for like, oh, there's a new donut shop in town.
And I'm like, okay.
It's called Tim Hortons.
Maybe I'll try it.
You know, so this article is not everyone is happy that Ontario's vaccine passport program is ending.
So did you read this article?
I did.
It was sad.
I do think we should maybe scroll through and read some of some of the tweets that they embed because it's funny that they use these people and it's like, who the heck are you?
Like, okay, this person is verified.
They have a blue checkbook.
But most of the time, if you go click their profile, it's like this is like Jill 89725 with one follower and no profile photo.
It's like, are you created in 2022?
Yeah, like, are you the most reliable source for this?
I don't know.
I can't read that because it's too far away from me.
But the general consensus among these tweets are like, well, I won't be dining in any restaurant that lowers the vaccine passport.
It's like, okay, Chris.
Yeah.
Okay, Linda 76925.
No one cares.
There's like millions of people that will go.
Literally, so many of us.
But also, did these people just really not believe that their vaccine works?
Like, I think that's what I just cannot understand.
Like, dude, you took the vax.
You're probably triple jabbed.
Like, aren't you protected against the virus?
No, you have to be protected so that they're protected so that you have to get the vaccine so that their vaccine works better because their vaccine is very effective, but only if you wait.
Okay, but also, do you think maybe it's partially just this, like the rhetoric around the unvaccinated is partially why they don't want to dine with us?
Because we're scum.
Well, we're scum and we're filthy, but but Omicron clearly proved that the vaccine is not ineffective.
I mean, that the vaccine is rather ineffective, sorry.
Yeah, well, everything I've read and heard from doctors is that the vaccine was created to kill the alpha variant or whatever the very first variant was.
And every variant after that, it's like they're changing so fast and mutating so fast that the vaccine isn't updated with the new variant molecules or whatever they need.
So yes, we've found very clearly across the board that people are saying that Omicron is not a sorry is not receptive to the vaccine.
So why the heck?
What the heck's everyone's problem?
What is your problem?
They're just so full of fear.
In that article, it was like, well, it's terrifying to me that I could be sat next to an unvaccinated diner.
Like, just stay home, ladies.
Stay home.
And imagine if you change the word unvaccinated to any other sort of characteristic, like hello, that would be extremely bigoted.
So y'all bigots.
Yeah.
As per ush.
As per us.
But this does bleed into our next, our next topic.
So Toronto restaurants are divided over whether to still enforce the vaccine passport.
So that's interesting.
So I mean, they can do it.
I just, I won't go there.
And that's fine.
Because I have millions and millions of dollars to spend.
Absolutely.
But I think it's actually a good thing.
Like, I think Blog TO, you need to keep publishing this crap so I know exactly who not to support.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's going to be a no-brainer.
And I think in the article, they're like, people are concerned.
I wrote notes, but it's basically like the restaurants are concerned with dropping the mandates, but they're also like, well, if, you know, Jimmy's pizza doesn't drop the mandate and they have the vaccine passport and then Timmy's pizza next door is open for business to everyone, Timmy's pizza is going to get a lot more business.
And they're like, why would we, why would we like cap ourselves like that?
And it's like, well, now you're thinking like a businessman.
Yeah.
Makes sense to me.
But they're like, oh, I know.
Friggin' relax, guys.
Relax, guys.
Again, had COVID.
Me too.
Recovered.
Look great.
We couldn't look any better.
No.
We could feel better.
We could.
We could.
We're tired.
We're a little tired.
So speaking of tired, Uber drivers, they're a little second tired of Torontonians.
Surprise, surprise.
Although, funny, we should note, despite the fact that Toronto Uber passengers were ranked among the worst in all of Canada, Ottawa actually tanks the rank for number one.
Yes, that's so funny.
Completely unsurprising.
It's Justin Trudeau.
Yeah, it's Justin and Sophie Trudeau, basically.
I mean, it's just funny because Ottawa, obviously, Ottawa's not just politicians, but I'm thinking, I'm thinking the downtown core where people use a lot of Ubers is probably all Justin Trudeau.
Exactly.
And they have the worst rating on Uber in the country.
And it's very funny.
And at the end of this article, it's a very condescending lecture from the author.
And it's all the things that you shouldn't do to get a low Uber rating.
And by the sounds of the way he's writing, which is like rushed and unclear, I feel like he probably commits all of those things.
Oh, for sure.
Like, don't slam the door.
Like, don't play music or whatever.
Like, don't wipe, like, don't leave garbage.
And it's like, the guy who wrote this is so, you can just tell by his writing, he does all of that.
Oh, for sure.
He's one of those.
I'm convinced, though, that part of the reason why certain people get ranked so low is because of the things they talk about.
Like, I always talk about politics.
Yeah.
You know, I'm like, what do you think of Trump?
But like, let's get real about religion.
You jazz.
Like, Islam.
Exactly.
And they're like, get her out of here.
So are you just admitting that you have a terrible Uber rating?
No, I actually don't, but I'm so courteous as per that dude's list.
So I'm like, where did I go wrong?
It must be my big mouth.
But you also notice on the list that the smaller cities in Canada, mostly in the West, have the best ratings.
And I'm like, isn't it interesting that the places where, you know, not to talk about trunks, but like it seemed like Lethbridge, Alberta is one of them.
And there we go.
Abbotsford.
My hometown.
Abbotsford.
That's a Bible.
So that's why I'm going to be vaccinated Saskatoon.
I feel like these are places where a lot of people are pro-truck, pro-freedom.
And it seems like they're polite, nice, cordial people.
And then the people in Ottawa who are like, oh, the harassment, the elites, they have the worst rating.
And it's like, hmm.
Maybe you the problem.
Maybe you get problems.
Maybe.
I think so.
I think so.
Speaking of truckers.
Truckers.
So this article is from Teen Vogue, most reliable source in the daughter nation.
If you're not reading Teen Vogue every day, what are you even doing?
If your kid's reading Teen Vogue, lock them up.
Yeah, take away their intelligence.
Take it away.
Canada's Freedom Convoy, and you know how it's going to be when they put Freedom Convoy in quotes.
Canada's Freedom Convoy trucker protests aren't about freedom.
So, oh my gosh.
I'm going to just tell you what this article is about so you don't have to waste your time.
But basically, the article says that the Freedom Convoy isn't about freedom, but it's about white supremacy.
And I had to do a little bit of investigative journalism.
Oh my gosh.
Did it turn you file an ATIP?
I didn't have to.
I just Googled the girl.
She's a white girl.
She's a white girl who wrote about how this whole Freedom Convoy is about white supremacy.
And it's just like, I love when white people tell minorities that they're being oppressed.
Yeah.
Like they're like, no, you don't understand.
The white people are tricking you and dominating you, like you silly people.
You can't possibly understand.
It's like, feels racist.
Feels a little racist.
Like, you don't, if people are being oppressed, they'll probably know it.
You don't need to explain that to them.
So the white girl thinks it's hilarious to conflate the truckers with January 6th.
And she says that it's big tech's fault for not for not censoring people.
Oh, good.
Well, you know, one day big tech's going to come for you, Susan.
That's not her name, but one day big tech's going to come for you, and you're going to come crying back to us.
And we will welcome you.
We will.
But that's another thing I wanted to note from this article.
Like, we are literally fighting.
Well, not us, but the truckers and the people in this movement are fighting for freedom for everyone, including the entitled BizNatch who wrote this article.
Yes.
Like, we are fighting for you.
We are fighting for you.
Yeah, so she can go clubbing with her unvaccinated boyfriend.
Yeah, exactly.
So I just think that really, that really gets me.
It's like, we're not these hateful, bigoted people that you claim we are.
Well, I am.
Well, okay.
JK.
She also talked about the fact that 90% of the truckers are vaccinated.
So that's why this isn't actually about freedom.
I don't understand the correlation at all.
Yeah, because we've seen so many signs of people saying, I'm vaccinated and I'm against the vaccine mandates.
That's the thing, though.
Like, since when does being vaccinated mean you're automatically pro-manned?
I don't understand.
They love to conflate those two things.
They do.
It's not the actual reality.
But reality and Teen Vogue articles, there is a bit of a bit of an issue there.
Yeah, there's a contradiction.
She also did say, though, and this is important words of wisdom.
Of course, our nearest hope for reaching a semblance of normal life, that freedom is to get vaccinated.
So she's not a doctor.
No, she's like, 10.
Yeah, she's like, I'm writing for Teen Vogue.
Like, how many lip glosses, like, styles to wear this day?
Oh, my gosh, that was a terrible fake article titled.
It was a good one.
I liked it.
I want to read it.
But I mean, and she also goes in to talk about how the protests have included white supremacists and white nationalist imagery.
That was literally like one person.
It was probably her boyfriend.
One boyfriend.
Yeah.
He was mad.
He was followed around by Trudeau's personal photographer.
So it's like, how, what?
How did they catch up?
Do they have each other's cell phone numbers?
Do they tell, like, are they friends?
Yeah.
Like, why can't we just think critically about these things?
We're seeing viral videos of people who are at these protests, people who have been along the convoy, showing videos that these people are diverse.
There's different age groups, different ethnicities.
Some of them are vaccinated.
Like, come on, just look at what's in front of you.
It's not hard to find these videos.
Yeah, but she would have to take her head out of her butt to do that.
Diverse Protests00:02:43
Sorry.
Well, that's true.
Yeah, I have a question for you.
Yeah.
Why are women most often hit by climate change?
So I really thought a lot about this.
We're so skinny that when we go outside and there's like strong winds, it does kind of tend to blow us away.
It blows me into a volcano.
Like literally blown away with the wind.
So maybe there is some truth in that.
However, there's no truth to the next article we want to show you.
Which is from BBC too.
So it's like a slightly, slightly better source than Teen Vogel, but like still a state broadcaster.
Yes.
Let's bring her up.
Yeah.
So basically women are, this is explaining why women are often worse hit by climate change.
And the Center for Climate Justice Base in Glasgow, which I had no, like, have you ever heard of such a thing?
Never.
Climate justice.
Like, no climate.
You're committing injustice against me.
Maybe they'll add climate change to the flag.
It'll get its own stripe.
It'll be like a tree.
So basically, the article reads: extreme weather disasters intensify existing inequalities in society, and women don't have good enough representation at climate talks to have their say on effective solutions.
Says the female climate professor representing the Center for Climate Justice.
Yes.
And everyone that's cited in this article is like a woman.
So I don't understand.
No representation.
That correlation.
Also, like the whole inequality thing.
It's like, don't you think that's more socioeconomic than gender inequality?
I think so.
I don't think it has to be rooted in your gender at all.
There are very successful men.
There are very successful women.
It doesn't really have anything to do with your gender.
And there's families who include men who are socioeconomically disadvantaged living in countries like I forget the name of Malawi, Africa.
Malawi Africa.
Yeah.
Who are definitely being impacted by climate change, but it's not because of their gender.
No, it's because of where they live and their economic status.
And also, if you're living, Malawi is one of the poorest countries in the world.
Okay.
If you're living there, I'm pretty sure your main goal in life is not trying to avoid climate change.
It's trying to feed your family, trying to avoid tigers, trying to not get ill, you know, I don't know, find clean drinking water.
Maybe you know, other, so this is a little bigoted to say that climate change is like the worst thing impacting these people.
Yeah.
Well, you know, there, you know, we already know, we see this rhetoric trickling down already that the next lockdown is going to be a climate lockdown.
I saw Catherine McKenna say that exact same thing in person.
She was, she said, we need to employ the same tactics that we use for COVID for the climate crisis.
Miscarriage And Menstrual Cycles00:09:16
And it works so well with COVID.
Yeah, so you're going to lock us in our homes.
Yeah.
You're already saying, like, in three years, when they start to do this, people will be like, oh my God, I can't go out of my house.
Like, I'm not allowed to drive my car more than two kilometers a day.
How could this happen?
It's like we see the writing on the wall.
Like, look at, take your head out of your butt, guys.
Stop reading the internet.
Although, you know, got to read the internet.
But, like, look around you, listen to what people are saying and see what's coming down the tubes.
Yeah.
It's not good.
They've laid it out for us, really.
Laid it out.
So basically, if you're a woman, don't go outside when it's raining because you might drown or something.
Because of your hair extensions.
Yeah, you just get caught in a drain.
It's not good.
So this article from Evie.
So we want to talk about this, but there's a lot to unpack.
So let's talk about it.
But also, maybe we'll touch back on it another time because things are constantly evolving and we're learning more all the time.
Yeah, there's no really definitive research yet because it's so new, right?
However, prefacing this with women and pregnant women and birthing people have been told it is absolutely safe to take the vaccine.
Don't even question it.
Don't even give it a experimental vaccine.
What we're finding.
So this article, so let's just talk about the article.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
So this study shows that up to eight in 10 women had a miscarriage after getting the COVID vaccine before the third trimester.
So this is extremely shocking.
Yes.
Eight in 10.
That's a huge number.
And it's very, very different from what the stats that were being told from other sources, which is that it's about 12%, which is in line with average miscarriage rates.
Stats, rates.
So I had to read through this article a little bit.
And I'm not a statistician.
So I was like, my brain is mush.
I'm trying to pick it.
It was hard to follow.
It was a lot of numbers.
So definitely go and read the article yourself if you want.
Yes.
But basically what I figured out with my little monkey brain is that, okay, so any pregnancy that ends after 20 weeks is not considered a miscarriage.
It's given like a different name for whatever specific reason caused the end of the pregnancy.
So if you're only taking the vaccine injuries to the baby, which cause it to die, you're only counting the ones within that first 20 weeks, and it is more in line with like the national average, which is 12%.
But if you're including all pregnancies that ended before the third trimester, which is a lot more than 12%, it's like it's eight out of 10.
So there's more pregnancies ending because of the vaccine, but they're not being included because it's not technically a miscarriage because it's not technically within the first 20 weeks.
Isn't it wrong to withhold this kind of data?
It should be criminal.
You should tell a pregnant woman that it's fine.
Well, because you're not just impacting one life, you're impacting two.
You're impacting two lives, and that's just blood on your hands that you shouldn't want.
You know, I think that informed consent is so important if you want to go take the vaccine on your own, you know, as an individual.
But to include a young fetus in there, like I just, I think it's evil.
I think it's evil.
And this information is being like actively suppressed.
Yeah.
So if you went to your doctor, like if you don't have an awesome doctor and you say, oh, I'm pregnant, like, should I get vaccinated?
And they'll be like, yes, absolutely, get vaccinated.
Because obviously it's not every doctor.
There are probably great doctors out there.
Yeah.
But that's the general consensus is like, yeah, it's totally safe.
But if you brought up this, well, I heard that eight out of 10 pregnancies are ended.
Pish posh, pish, posh.
It's like, oh, it's not within the average stat.
But it's like, well, if you extrapolate, babies dying after 20 weeks is still a tragedy, right?
Yeah, because the human mind is technically miscarriage because a miscarriage is just like, we don't know what to label this.
It sort of just happened.
But then there's like specific reasons for the pregnancy to end.
And one of them is a vaccine injury.
But you don't want to hear about that, apparently.
And I mean, this speaks to the next part of this sort of section.
The European Medicines Agency Safety Committee said on Friday it was reviewing reports of heavy menstrual bleeding and absence of menstruation from women who received COVID vaccines from Pfizer and Moderna, which is interesting because when the kind of rollout of vaccines was originally implemented, people were talking about how they were having weird side effects with their periods.
And everyone was gaslighting them.
Like, no, no, no, it's not because of the vaccine.
It's because you're stressed or because of whatever, the weather, climate change.
There were so many articles that were like, yes, women's periods or women's menstrual cycles are being affected by the vaccine, but no, it's like not a big deal.
It's like, what?
Like, as a woman, we know that when your period is abnormal, that's a sign that something's bad in your body.
Like, you, for a healthy woman to get her period regularly is a good sign that your fertility is in check and your hormones are good and your weight.
Like, I once lost a ton of weight because I was very, very sick.
And I stopped getting my period for like two months, three months.
And it was like, I was like, oh, no, this is no good.
And then it came back and I was like, I feel much better.
Like, I feel like a woman again.
And to just pretend that your menstrual cycle being like delayed or has nothing to do with your health of the vaccine.
It's just, it's just a great thing.
It's a load of crap.
It's a lot of crap.
And it's gaslighting.
Like, we're literally gaslighting women.
I thought we were passes in society, but I guess not.
And it's funny because if you scroll down to the bottom of this article, it says that there's no evidence or enough data to say that though it's impacting your menstruation, it's not necessarily impacting your fertility.
Yeah, like that's impossible.
Impossible.
Yeah.
Again, not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure that that's the very, very important like connection between your menstrual cycle and your fertility.
Like if you don't have a menstrual cycle, you don't have fertility.
That's a fact.
They are, they are one.
They are one.
They are one.
So I feel like maybe we should just become doctors because we seem to know more than some of these experts, so to speak.
Yeah, just take vitamin D, guys.
You're just fine.
Yeah.
Speaking of pregnant women.
Oh my gosh.
This one's just move on from that tragic health crisis that went into something a little less tragic.
More fun.
So labor of love, mother of mother who's 20 years old reveals how her Tinder match supported her as she gave birth to another man's baby on their fourth date.
And now they're a couple.
My first question is: why is a 20-year-old extremely pregnant woman going on Tinder dates at all?
And also, who's the real dad?
Yeah, like where is Dad?
He's not even mentioned.
And they have this cute maternity.
Okay, they're a very beautiful couple.
They look cute.
They do.
He's holding that baby like it's his own.
And again, like, do I have a problem with a man stepping up and raising a child?
No, I do not.
It takes a real man to do that.
I'd say kudos to him.
Yes.
I'm just like, it's just confusing.
Because, okay, in the article, she's like, I started going on Tinder when I was six months pregnant.
It's like, was that a good idea?
No.
Was that a great idea?
And she's like, and I never hit it.
I was very upfront and honest with all of my matches that I was six months pregnant.
It's like, well, duh.
Yeah.
Like, your belly's out to hear.
Like, you gotta, you know, explain that a little bit.
But should finding a spouse be your number one priority when you're about to give birth in a few months?
Like, I feel like I'd be painting my nursery, shopping, I don't know, eating my face off, like with, you know, just filling my face with food.
She's 20, so she is probably self-absorbed.
Like, I'm again, am I unhappy that this baby now has a father in its life?
No.
No.
It's just a weird, freaky story about, and it really speaks to the culture that we live in where it's like, oh, this is cute.
This is a cute little story.
Like, it's a little cringy.
It's a little cringy.
It's a little cringy.
I'm glad it was a kid.
But I've got the kid as a dad now.
Yeah, it's nice, but also, you know, and who is this guy?
He's like 25 and she's 20.
And she's like, I'm six months pregnant.
And he's like, that's okay.
Like, yeah, I think he said in the article, he was like a little hesitant at first.
But then he was like, she's so beautiful, though.
I'm like, what?
Like, there's other beautiful women out there.
Like, why?
What is it about her?
Is it just that maternal glow?
And men are attracted to pregnancy.
That's true.
That's like a weird thing.
Yeah.
You know, good for them.
Good for them.
We're happy for them.
We're also happy for ourselves, though, because attractive people have better immune systems.
Oh, my gosh.
New research reveals.
So beauty is more than skin deep, y'all.
So that's good news.
This article actually had a study attached to it.
And they took, I don't know the exact number, but they took a bunch of kids and they were all from a Christian university.
So maybe it's just like Christian people up there.
Maybe it's Christian people or hotter.
But they made the women not wear makeup and they took pictures of women and men and they asked people to rate their attractiveness and then they took samples of their blood and hemoglobins and yada yada.
Yeah, they determined that attractive people have better immune systems.
Yeah.
I guess I'm like, but I got COVID.
Does that make me ugly?
That makes you extra hot because you have like extra immune.
Oh my god, y'all.
I guess it kind of makes sense because like when you're looking for a spouse, you don't want, you don't want someone who has like no, like they have a moldy arm and like they're like spit everywhere.
They got like a janky eye.
Yeah.
Like they have the sniffles.
Attractive Immunity00:15:27
I don't know.
Like a constant running.
Yeah.
Like you're not, it's not really sexy.
I guess if you're into into it, kudos.
Yeah.
Well, it's like this whole, and we're going to talk about this, the body positivity thing.
We're coming up to it.
But this whole notion that being attracted to attractive people is somehow bigoted.
Like you should be attracted to anyone.
And I only really only see people argue making that argument for women.
Yeah.
Like, you should love women whether they're obese or they're fit.
Like, you shouldn't even say that that fit woman is fitter or more beautiful than this, like, chunker.
You're not, you're, you're supposed to think that, but with men, you never hear that.
You never hear, like, oh, fat dudes deserve love, too.
Like, I've literally never heard anyone say that.
So, you know, sexist.
But, but, fat dudes, you do, you do deserve love.
Everyone deserves love.
Well, except for like, well, some people, but we won't name that.
Yeah.
You know, certain political certain prime ministers, maybe.
That's fine.
But, like, you're allowed to be attracted to someone who's attractive.
And the reason is it's science.
It's science.
Like, your body is like, oh, they're a healthy mate.
We'll produce healthy offspring.
Like, that's okay, guys.
Yeah.
You're not a bigot if you like attractive people.
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This is an interesting one, and we will not show you any images because she's so shallow.
She's so naked.
She needs to be naked all the time.
So that's cool.
But this model claims she doesn't need a boyfriend because she's so in love with herself.
Yeah.
And like, not like, oh, I love myself.
No, like, literally in love with herself.
She calls herself an auto-sexual.
Which is a fake word.
She's like, oh, I'm so relieved to learn that I'm not a narcissist.
No, you are.
No, no.
I'm an auto-sexual.
Which she describes as, oh, we have the definition.
Let's bring that up.
Let's bring it up.
Let's bring it up, everyone.
I can't read it.
Can we just zoom in a little more?
I'm an old lady, and I don't have my glasses.
Oh, there we go.
There is currently no text on this page.
You can search for this page title and other page.
Or search-related.
Okay, so it's a fake word.
Just no word.
Oh, great.
My diagnosis has been downgraded from narcissist to auto-sexual.
How much do you want to vet?
She's self-diagnosed via TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
But so she says that she's like, I'm an autosexual because sometimes when I'm alone, I get aroused just looking at myself.
It's like, who knows?
That's well, yes.
Whatever you do with your something in the bedroom is between you.
But like, okay, we should not be normalizing this though.
Like, self-love, this whole movement has gone too far.
I just feel like everything has such, it's such a slippery slope.
Yeah.
Like, this is too much, okay?
You need, you need help.
You need Jesus.
Like, and she's like, okay, so first of all, I wrote, she's divorced, LOL.
No kidding.
Yeah.
No kidding.
The narcissist autosexual is divorced, but she also says she's open to a new relationship and dating.
It's like, so wait, because when a homosexual is homosexual, they're not open to dating members of the opposite sex.
No, that's called Demi Lovato, who's curious for whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
So this auto-sexual is not actually autosexual because she's also just going to date dudes anyways.
So she's just a narcissist.
My guess is her modeling career wasn't going very well.
And she was like, this is going to get me on the map for sure.
Or it did because we're talking about her.
And it did.
But no.
I wish her all the best.
I wish you get the help you need from a registered therapist in your community or a pastor.
Yeah, you know, or like an online quiz.
Think outside yourself.
Go on BuzzFeed.
Yeah, do a quiz.
Which Harry Potter character you that'll solve it.
Okay, so this next thing that we want to talk about is probably the best thing we're going to talk about ever during the whole show.
I think the video.
Let's just play the video.
Let's not even talk about it.
Not even talk about it.
Let's just, let's just play it.
I'm not going to say anything.
So you want to go to a real party?
I forgot he had a friend.
I figured life's a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it.
Got everything I need right here with me.
He's a genius.
You deserve an Oscar.
This is the best movie I've seen.
Oh, she sees it.
Oh, she sees it.
Owl Kitty.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
They hit the berg.
The cat.
It's so good.
I'm actually going to cry.
It's so beautiful.
Do you think that the cat survives?
Well, this is the good news: if it was a cat and Jack, there would have definitely been room for both of them on that door.
So true.
And I would argue that Cat Winslet is much better than Kate Winslet.
I think Owl Kitty is a better actor in this video.
We could have called it Titan Kitty.
Oh, bravo.
Bravo, bravo, bravo.
I think it should have been Cat Winslet.
Yes.
So now we're going to do another version where it's 1990s Leo, though.
Not current, no, not like huffed up.
We go hypocrite.
Yeah.
Puffed up.
But you could go on his yacht.
I would allow that.
But that might, what if that's the Titanic and then you know, we're not going to do that.
Okay, we're not going to go there.
I can swear.
And we're going to be in the Mediterranean.
It's like, oh, true.
It's going to be warm.
We'll be fine.
But guys, whoever Owl Kitty is, bravo.
Bravo.
So back to the serious topics because this one is actually very sad.
Yeah.
We, so Nat is 16, so she doesn't know who Linda Evangelista is.
She was one of the most prolific models of the 1990s.
She was on, I think, like, I don't know the number, I forget, but it was like 800 covers or something.
Yeah.
Fashion covers, like so, so many.
She was in music videos, runaway model.
She was gorgeous, and you know, she still is.
She's beautiful.
However, she underwent some, what's it called?
Like it's called cool sculpting.
Yes.
So she underwent cool sculpting on her, like on her jaw and her back and arms or something like that.
Legs.
Legs, yes.
And she had a very, very rare, although it's still like 1%, so it's not that rare.
It's like one out of 100.
Yeah, really not that rare.
She had a bad reaction to it where her skin and her fat like hardened.
So it didn't, not only didn't go away, it got enlarged and got big and hard.
And is now, she can't even do liposaction.
Like nothing will get rid of this.
She's, she has money.
She can get rid of she can't.
And so the saddest part about this is that this woman has been in hiding for like five years.
She's, I think she's 56 now.
She's still beautiful.
That's the thing.
That's the other sad thing.
She, so she says, why do I feel the need to do these things to my body?
I always knew I would age, and I know that there are things that your body goes through.
I just didn't know it would look like this.
And she said, she doesn't feel like herself.
Sometimes she doesn't feel like she wants to live.
Like it's, it's so sad what we do to women and what we make them do.
Like men do to women.
Well, it's women.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
Like it's what we do to ourselves in society that tell this woman that she wasn't beautiful enough as she is, who was one of the hottest supermodels of the 90s.
She had more beauty from her face than some of us will see in our entire lives.
She still felt the need to go and muck around with her body, and it had a horrible consequence.
And it could, and I'm sure she thinks, Well, I would have been so lucky if I just got cool sculpting and nothing bad happened, but it's like already like you were so beautiful.
Yeah, and I think it's really, really fruitful that she is actually speaking out about this.
And it's really important that she's admitting that she went underwent this procedure because so many celebrities we see time and time again are like, No, I didn't get any work done.
It's just a lot of water.
Yeah, it's like, no, Kendall, we know it's fake.
That's what she did.
I shouldn't say that exact thing.
She was like, We do the work.
That's why it's okay for us to like have these body standards.
It's like, no, you don't.
You did get injection.
Exactly.
Like, we know you did.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it's just so sad that this beautiful woman who's 56, like, you don't need to play the game anymore.
No.
You're good.
You good.
You made your money, girl.
Just go on Leo's yacht and relax.
Like, so she has to come out of hiding to tell her story, which is awesome.
But I just read the article almost brought me to tears because I was like, we are women.
We're one day going to age, maybe.
And I just, I don't want the pressures of society to get me down like that.
I just want to age gracefully.
And it's terrifying because, like you just said, so many celebrities are doing things behind the scenes and not admitting to it.
Yeah.
And I just don't understand why we can't normalize like embracing your God-given features.
You know, like you don't have to be perfect.
There's beauty in the imperfection, you know?
I mean, hell, like a pregnant lady just got herself a nice 25-year-old man.
Like if she can do it.
Yeah.
You know, like you have no idea what people are attracted to.
So why are you trying to submit to this unrealistic norm?
And the fact that she's a supermodel and she still felt like, oh, I can be better.
I can be more beautiful.
But how is that supposed to make us normies feel?
You know, like every woman is insecure, and social media has done a great job of really amplifying that.
But if these celebrities who are literally some of the most beautiful people in the world are insecure, like, is there any hope for us?
There is.
Like, can you show a photo of her?
She's a beautiful woman.
Yeah, look at her face.
She's beautiful.
And the fact that she felt, she, in the article, she said that when she first started getting these like protrusions, that she completely stopped eating.
She was like, like, super, she thought it was weight gaining.
Because she thought it was weight game.
And she went to her doctor and was like, I'm not eating anything.
Like, why is this happening?
And he's like, oh, this is just like a terrible reaction you had.
But also in the article, they said that the doctor's office who performed the cool sculpting, I have such a hard time with the doctor who performed the cool sculpting offered to do liposuction on her at no cost to fix the problem, which couldn't be fixed as it turns out.
But the condition was that she was not allowed to speak out about what happened to her.
And she said, no.
So she paid for it herself.
It didn't work out.
But I'm so proud that she was like, no, I'm going to tell people what happened.
They need to know.
Well, you need to be aware of the risk of some of these procedures.
And I think that that's not something.
That's also something that we don't talk about.
Like, oh, get your lip injections.
But it's like, which is fine if that's what you want to do.
But also, we need to understand that there could be a side effect to that.
And also, where is it going after it goes in your body?
Like, we need to talk about the long-term effects of even this kind of jab.
Well, exactly, exactly.
You know, all the jabs should be discussed openly and to shame someone for asking questions about like medical procedures.
Like, not cute.
Not cute.
It's not cute.
And I think mostly, my biggest thought on this is it just speaks to the fact that we cannot root our identities and our self-worth in our appearance because your beauty and your figure and all of those things, they're fleeting and ultimately like they don't define who you are.
And you'll never be satisfied because you will never be pretty.
And there will always be someone younger and more beautiful than you.
Let's just normalize beautiful personalities.
Okay.
Like cuteness comes from the inside.
We know this from Justin Trudeau.
Yeah.
Because the man is an attractive man because, you know, he has good genetics from whomever his father is.
But you see the hate in his eyes and his fear and his like control, and it makes him not attractive.
So, like, whether you're gorgeous or not, like, what?
Oh, my goodness, I hit the mic.
What's most important is what's inside?
What's inside?
That was a nice moment.
Yeah.
I feel good about that.
So, maybe we should talk about some celebrities now.
Let's talk about.
Wait, celebrities or fashion.
Some fashion celebrities.
Oh, some fashion colours.
Celebrities in fashion.
Is this Julia Fox?
That is the one.
Oh, my gosh.
That's so funny.
I was like, who is this person?
What does she do?
There is.
She's on the fat.
She's on the bottom.
She's a model, I guess.
So we're going to show you guys every star at Fashion Week.
So this is in New York, I believe.
New York.
New York.
So let's just show you guys some images and react.
So this is a horrible look.
Yeah.
Like, she's got a banging figure.
And even her in that dress is like, what am I looking at?
I don't know.
What is that?
I don't know.
It's horrible.
And she's all the wrong parts of the boob.
She looks like the black swan again.
Yeah.
That might just be her face.
I think she's the black swan.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
So like if this stay away from this statuesque woman looks terrible in that.
What is it?
A thong top?
I don't know.
It's like showing the wrong stuff and not showing the good stuff.
Next week we'll wear it and let you know just how it's some other person who we don't know.
So this is, I think, Harry Hamlin's daughter.
She's young.
She's very young.
She's kind of lay.
Yeah.
The point is the fashion.
The fashion.
I hate it.
I hate it too.
Like maybe that top with something else.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
No, why are we doing low rise?
No one looks good in low rise, you guys.
Only people with like washboard abs.
Only like six-year-olds can do it because they're just like, you know, I don't know.
Just little kids can do it.
Yeah, me too.
Like when you grow up and you get a little stuff there, which we will one day experience.
Yeah, because we're still young.
So this is what Madeline Pesch.
Is that her name?
She's from the Archie show.
Riverdale.
Oh, Riverdale.
I don't like this look either.
Does she play Archie?
Yes, she is transgender Archie.
This is like, again, this is like something that I've seen before.
I don't like the colors.
No, the color's awful.
It looks like if it was in black and white and she was Audrey Hepburn.
That'd be cool.
It would be cool.
But she's not.
So moving on.
It's just a tube top and a peasant skirt.
Yeah.
I guess this.
And like, this is.
That's just a coat.
She's just wearing a coat.
She's just wearing a coat.
It's a cool coat.
I like that coat.
It's a nice coat, but like, it's not really anything special.
Uma, nice.
Uma.
Uma, Jerry.
Uma.
Yeah, Uma's cool, but no.
No, I don't, I don't.
Yeah, it's a coat.
It's a coat.
It's a nice coat.
Wow, is this pajamis?
She's, she's, these are her long johns.
Katie, she's ready for bed.
She's like, oh, I'm tired, so I'm going to go to bed right after.
This is like, she's like, I'm going to New York Fashion Week.
I'm going to get in my jams.
I'm going to have a nap right after.
Can't waste a second.
No, Katie.
Okay, this is like the dystopian.
She has bullets in there, probably.
So this is good.
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She's being proactive for when they come for her.
Yeah, when the alien aliens, the aliens come out.
Or the government, whatever happens first.
Yeah.
It's not good.
It's not.
I really was hoping that New York would be better.
Me too.
I'm really just.
I love the neon mask in the background, though.
Yeah.
The mask behind her look better than her.
Look at that.
What is that head?
Do you see that?
Like, yeah, I see that.
That looks like something from like the legend of Zelda.
And it's like, it's like a monster you have to kill.
What's next here?
That's just a white dress with the cutout to see how skinny she is.
It's not the worst one.
It's not, but it's definitely not the best.
It's like something you would see at like one of those teen stores.
Yeah, like garage.
Yeah, garage.
Yeah.
Who's this person?
This looks like a nice stately dress.
She looks like she's a royal that Princess Dye wore in the 90s.
It kind of looks like she's in that royal show that's really popular with all the queens.
The Princess Dye's revenge dress.
Yeah, I don't.
It's okay, but it seems a bit dated to me.
Why are we not coming out with new good stuff?
Like, we have new stuff.
It's all bad.
It is bad.
Is this Nikki Hilton?
Love Nikki Hilton.
I like that.
That's actually pretty.
This is a good look.
Yeah, she's a classy lady.
She's actually wearing like a dress and a nice coat with a lapel and shoes are cute.
Cuffs and cute shoes.
Yeah, like this.
I'm going to say like modern Alice in Wonderland vibes here.
Again, I get a little Audrey Hepburn, but it's like, it's elevated and it's modern.
I like this.
That's okay.
She looks cute.
She looks cute.
This next one is.
Who are these people?
I don't know these people.
I'm so out of the loop.
I know.
I don't know who any celebrities are, and yet that's all we talk about.
This is Eva Silicita.
Eva Cita.
What?
And Miss Jay Alexander.
Miss Jay Alexander is from America's Next Hot Model.
Okay.
Yeah, like a mentor.
Okay.
Okay, well, I don't care for pants.
looks like fruit she's like I'm a boots up to her actual I I think those are her pants.
She looks like she fell from a tree and in a tropical island, and she's the fruit.
And he's like, nom, nom, nom.
Boots.
Like, he's in all black.
But she's wearing like something fun on her head.
Yeah, it's like her feathers because she's cool.
She needs to fly away.
Again, at least it's something.
Yeah, it's not good, but sure.
Yeah.
A for ah.
What is this now?
This is terrible.
This is like a blue.
This is what Hillary Clinton wore on the night she lost the election, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
Not fashion.
This is a white suit.
Is this another Katie Holmes?
Katie Holmes.
So she got out of her bathrobe.
People were like, you look like crap, Katie.
Go home and chase.
Like that.
She's like tired back.
Like, select that hair back.
Put on some heels, Katie.
Come on.
And who do we have here?
Nikki Hilton again.
She looks cute, but it's not really that unique.
Is that a leopard print dress?
Yeah.
Like a Hello 2018.
I just, I don't like this.
It's boring.
It's tired.
Oh, this pink outfit is cool.
I like this.
Is that Tayshia Adams from the Taisha?
Oh, it is Taysha.
I love Tayshia.
She's freaking gorgeous.
Yeah, she's so beautiful.
And her outfit looks like.
I'm like a random person from a reality show to have like an awesome outfit.
Yeah, that's so funny.
She's just like a normie.
Yeah, she's just like a human.
Yeah, she looks cute.
They don't look flattering.
Like none of these, like her outfit, she's wearing a red pantsuit.
Very Hillary thinking that she's like a photographer.
It's just doing a terrible job.
But yeah, like, again, you're wearing a matching suit, which is so 2006.
And then they look like the other two look like they're wearing Mother of the Bride.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, whose wedding is it?
Like, why?
Who's getting married?
No.
Is it Drew?
This is like very Wizard of Oz.
Like, she's, but it's like, you should have stayed behind the curtain.
Yeah, it's not cute.
What is happening?
Like, what is with celebs?
Like, are they?
They need some inspo shoes.
They need some inspo.
Oh, they look cute.
I like this.
This is really cool.
The wizard should have come out and the wizard did come out.
Yeah.
I've arrived.
Yeah.
At least you're showing me something.
I like this.
This is creative.
I love the color.
I like that neon's becoming more of a thing.
Needing to normalize neon.
Witch tones.
Yeah, I really love that.
I actually really like that.
Me too.
Something.
It's big and it's.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, come on, Tam France.
Tan, you can do better than that.
He looks better on any episode of Queer Eye than he does.
He looks like a desperate hipster from the West End, you know?
Tan, those pants, man.
Those are like old lady pants.
It's not good.
And he can do better.
I'm really disappointed this is kind of very like this is like what Britney Spears would wear during her tour in 2001 It kind of reminds me of like a Spartacus kind of movie.
Like, you know, I'm thinking like Caesar.
Like, he's at he's in battle, but he, like, they cut off some of his armor and this.
Yeah, his is bearish.
It's really short.
Like for fashion to be that short and also have those midriff cutouts, it's like, and the arms.
Where do you sit?
Cover something.
How do you sit down in that?
Fashion isn't just about showing skills.
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Like if I sat down in that, it'd be like, blee.
Yeah.
It would be rolling all over the place.
Oh, this is cool, actually.
I like this.
Who is this?
Is this Amanda Seyfried?
Yeah, she looked.
I don't like her or her politics, but I like this a lot, actually.
You know, I'm not against the bra under a bra.
I love it.
I think we should normalize it in the workplace.
No, I'm just kidding.
I won't do that to you guys.
Yeah, it's not terrible.
It's just something.
Oh my God, this guy's from The Bachelor 2.
Oh, he's cute.
What's his name?
I forget his name.
I don't know, but his outfit's boring.
Yeah, but he's just so good looking.
That's so hot.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's hot.
We can move on from Tyler Cameron.
And that's it.
Well, New York, you suck.
You sucked.
You sucked the big ass.
I personally liked the big tent that we saw at Copenhagen Fashion Week last week.
Just because they can use that tent to cover up all these hideous looks.
Well, and yeah, like it's more resourceful in that regard.
And you can also live in it when the dollar collapses.
Yeah, great.
So it's two in one there.
Arguably maybe five in one, depending on how creative you feel.
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