Nat and Kat dissect the Freedom Convoy—hundreds of thousands protesting COVID mandates while Justin Trudeau, diagnosed with the virus, calls them a fringe—highlighting police negotiations in Alberta-Montana. They mock celebrity-led misinformation warnings on Spotify, like Neil Young’s demands, and critique conservatives’ reliance on facts over emotional appeals, noting Canada’s 54% shift against restrictions post-pandemic. Satirizing "female milk" supplements ($70 for vague benefits) and Paris Fashion Week 2022 trends (Tyler the Creator’s $10K outfits), they mock Bella Hadid’s crying selfies ($200K in plastic surgery) and TMZ’s staged Kardashian food photos. The episode suggests cultural engagement, not logic, drives public opinion—and absurdity thrives in both politics and pop culture. [Automatically generated summary]
Welcome to Misunderstood, the show for the politically and or culturally misunderstood lady and gent.
We are your hosts.
I'm Nat and I'm Kat.
Today, we are going to be discussing all sorts of fun stuff, including everyone's favorite auntie, COVID-19.
We're going to be talking about feminism and we're going to talk about culture.
Love culture.
Where should we begin?
Speaking of culture, what about our signature culture shock moment for the day?
Ah, that's an excellent place to begin.
Yes, the culture shock moment of the day.
Take it away, Nat.
All right, so some of you may know that the Truckers Convoy has made its way to Ottawa.
So apparently the Freedom Convoy ain't so fringe after all, unlike the sentiments of our PM true daddy.
Trudeau.
There are so many people in Ottawa.
There are truckers.
There are just people who travel there just to see the spectacle.
I didn't go.
I wish that I did because people were partying in the streets all night long.
I would have had freezing cold feet, so that would have been terrible.
But those people are true Canadians.
They were out there in like negative 30 all weekend.
And they were peaceful.
Yeah, they were peaceful.
It seemed like it seemed like a really positive event.
And it's so interesting that Justin Trudeau had conveniently been in contact with someone who had contracted COVID-19.
And now we just realized he tested positive.
So he's really doing an excellent job avoiding this.
Although I guess today he had a fun little video sesh where he basically shat on those in support of the convoy.
Yeah, he doubled down on his nasty narrative.
He was, he's basically a giant bigot.
Yeah.
He's basically like anyone who's there is not representative of truckers and not representative of Canadians.
And it's like, dude, these are your people.
They're all Canadian.
So how do they not represent Canadians?
There's thousands of people, probably hundreds.
What?
Do you think there's hundreds of thousands?
We should probably know that.
I think so.
We had about, what, 11 people from Rebel News reporting on the event.
And they, from what I've heard, there were like hundreds of thousands of people.
Of course, we don't know an exact number, but there was a lot of support.
He's not plugged in.
Justin Trudeau is not plugged into what's going on there.
And he even used the term on his presser today, dozens, or he's, I see, the amount, the small group of people that have gathered to voice their concerns with the vaccine.
Like, it's not a small group of people that have gathered there.
It's like hundreds of thousands of people who are Canadians and they love Canada and they're flying Canadian flags.
And of course, there was like a Confederate flag there, which is like, first of all, this is Canada.
So that's not even like a symbol of Canadian racism.
But sure, let's dig into that for a second.
And there's all sorts of pictures of the one guy carrying that flag.
And he has, he's the only person in the crowd who has a full mask on his face and you can't identify him.
And even people are like showing clips where they're like, who are you, buddy?
Who are you?
Yeah, get out of here.
So when Trudeau came out today and he was like, to the people who are at the event in Ottawa, you need to call out when you see these horrible demonstrations of racism and violence.
And it's like, they are.
They literally are.
And then there's the Terry Fox thing.
Yeah.
No, definitely, where they defaced Terry Fox.
You know, it's funny.
A lot of these progressives didn't have the same, didn't try to perpetuate the same narrative when BLM and Antifa rioters were literally defacing and tearing down statues all across North America, actually, this past, I guess, two years.
Really interesting.
And what about the fact that this is getting global recognition?
Like, it's not just happening in Canada.
There are people all over the world supporting this movement.
A lot of racists out there, apparently.
I guess everyone.
So we have a photo that we want to show.
And if anyone's just listening, we are looking at a photo from Saturday.
It's of Terry Fox, the Terry Fox statue that's outside of Parliament.
Someone has draped a Canadian flag around his shoulders.
Now, this is what they say is defacing Terry Fox.
We have another photo.
I don't know who the politician in the photo is, but he's holding a liberal flag.
So you know he's from the Legal Party.
It's a photo of him standing next to Terry Fox, and someone has put a gay pride, well, the old gay pride flag, the pretty one, in Terry Fox's hand.
And this gentleman is standing beside him.
He's defaced it.
He's defaced Terry Fox.
He's a bigot.
He's a total bigot.
He's completely ruined the statue.
Oh, wait.
There's multiple examples.
I saw, you know, a couple years ago when people were yarn bombing.
No.
You know what yarn bombing is?
No, I don't.
Is it like where knitters get together?
Yes, they would knit stuff and they would like put it on a statue or on a lamppost or something and it would be called yarn bombing.
So someone yarn.
There it is.
We have a photo of it too.
Someone yarn bombed Terry, another Terry Fox, and they put like a little yarn headband around his head.
And as they called it in the news, he was adorned.
Adorned.
Adorned with this headband.
But when someone puts a Canadian flag around his shoulders, that's defacing a statue of an important Canadian.
But the left just loves to play with words and change the definitions of things.
We'll get into that a bit more later on in the show where we talk about what a woman is.
Yeah.
We don't want to dwell on this too much because there's so much great content on the truckers, including stuff on Rebel News.
And right this very moment, K2 and Sid are on the border of Alberta and Montana, and they're watching the truck.
They have barricaded the border.
So then, and I just saw actually on Twitter like two minutes ago that K2 said that the truckers are letting through locals.
So they're trying not to disturb like average Canadian citizens, but they're trying to make a scene.
So they're being amicable.
I think that's something that was negotiated with the police because the police were going to move in and tell them to move.
And they were like, we're not moving.
So I think this is, and it's exactly what you said.
It's amicable.
They are showing signs that they are really trying to not disturb the average Canadian citizen, but at the same time, make a huge political statement.
And I think it's working.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I hope to see more politicians, like especially, you know, Premier Kenny and Premier Ford come out in support of this because as we know, they've been so kind of, they kind of haven't really said anything about this or made any comments.
And they've been kind of hypocritical the last two years.
So it would be really refreshing to see them kind of come out in support.
We've seen other support from politicians like Pierre Polyev.
There he is.
I guess he went to Ottawa this last weekend.
Maxine Bernier, of course, Randy Hillier.
Dr. Leslie Lewin.
Exactly.
Can we please have more love for Dr. Leslie Lewis?
She's like an African-American female.
And if we're going to play identity politics, this is the kind of person that they want to see.
But not to mention all of that, she's just like an all-around great person, it seems like.
And again, she's a politician.
So who knows?
But I like her.
Well, it's nice to not see her bend a knee to the like negative, to the mainstream narrative, you know?
Like, I appreciate that, that she's coming out and she's, you know, being a part of this movement.
She's not shunning her fellow Canadians, which is awesome.
And on this note, let's just one last thing before we move on, because we want to talk about girly stuff too.
Yeah.
Today, a new poll came out from Angus Reid, a Repolling Canada.
54% of Canadians are ready to see all of the mandates dropped.
So are 54% of Canadians racist bigots?
That's not a small fringe minority.
That's what they call a majority.
Unless this Angus Reid is also a lying bigot, which you know, maybe.
Anyway.
Majority Opinion00:15:07
Oh, right.
Well, you know, so the prime minister may hate us, but on lighter news, red wine wards off coronavirus, but only if you have about five to seven glasses a day.
No problem for us.
Yeah, no problem.
We might have red stained teeth, but we are COVID-free.
We are.
It doesn't work with beer, apparently.
Yeah, it doesn't work with beer.
But beer makes you fat.
Yeah.
Nothing wrong with being fat.
I like to drink Bud Light, and it's super light and low calorie, but it does not fight off COVID.
So guys.
Drink red wine till your pants fall down.
Please.
Please.
For your health.
For your health.
On to more negative news.
Masks have caused an increase in over 300% in childhood speech delays.
So pretty unsurprising here.
No?
Yeah, not surprised.
I'm shocked that this doesn't say a 300% increase in childhood psychosis.
I'm sure that data is kind of in the pipeline there.
But I mean, really, you wear a mask, you're covering this kid's face.
Like, of course, you're impacting their development, you know?
Like, absolutely.
Like, you use your face to communicate.
Kids need to see smiles.
They need to see your lips move to be able to learn how to form words, I'm sure.
Yes.
I mean, I'm no expert.
Oh, no.
I'm no expert in speech pathology as well.
However, I think it's safe to say none of us were taught to speak.
Like, did your parents sit you down and go like, A, B, hello?
Like, no, you just pick it up.
And you know how you do that is, I'm guessing, is by watching people speak and seeing their mouth and trying it out for yourself and then forming words and listening.
So, like, you're taking away like a big chunk of that education by covering.
Like, what am I, what am I saying right now?
You can't.
I don't know.
Well, people can still hear me, but I'm covering mouth.
I couldn't.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm covering.
Oh, no.
Oh, there's a lot of stuff.
Not to mention, how sad is it whenever you see a child wearing a mask?
Dude, the other day I was at Costco.
I know I'm not supposed to go there because they hate anti-masks.
Everyone hates everything.
Everyone hates everything.
But I saw a little baby, about one years old, double masked with a face shield.
Literally a baby.
Like, I kid you not, a baby.
A baby?
Like, that baby is going to be effed up.
And this is the thing.
The long-term implications of this, like, if you can't communicate, what are you going to be able to do?
Or breathe.
Or breathe.
Well, I'm sure that affects a whole nother level of things.
But communication is one of our most important tools in society.
So if you can't communicate.
Well, they'll just go on Twitter.
It's fine.
Oh, okay.
They'll just spew vitriol on Twitter.
Apparently, kids can't really write anymore or read either.
Oh, fantastic.
I'm really excited about the next generation of doctors and lawyers that we're going to have who have been on Skype calls for the last three years of their education.
That's great.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to have a good time with that.
Are masks making us meaner, Nat?
Yeah, I think so.
Are they?
They really make me want to rob something.
The anonymity is really.
So we had looked at this article earlier, and I think it speaks to the psychology of when your face is covered, like you just said, you are more likely to commit crimes because no one can identify you.
And in this article, they spoke about this study that was done in the 1970s.
I read this a couple days ago, so forgive me if it's not all exactly what's written there.
But I'm pretty sure they said something about they did a study with kids, trick-or-treating, and they found, so if they gave the kids a rule, you can only take two pieces of candy, the kids who were masked had a like 33% increase in the likelihood of taking more than two pieces of candy.
So every kid probably is capable of taking more candy because, you know, they're kids.
But the kids with masks on, 33% of the time did it more often.
So that's not great for society.
No.
If we're all being forced to mask, that means like we're all more likely to steal and commit crimes.
Absolutely.
And think about like the people in society who typically wear masks.
It's robbers, murderers, dentists, all the things we hate.
So psychos, you know, so like there it's not a positive thing when you see someone masked.
And I think it emboldens people a little bit to be naughty.
You know, I find not to mention, I don't know about you, but when I wear a mask, I feel really anxious and irritable.
So I can also see how that would impact how you treat other people, you know, because I'm just like, get this dang thing off.
Like, I want to go outside.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I wonder if it sort of creates the same psychology when you're on Twitter where you're like, I'm kind of anonymous right now and I'm just going to shoot off and assume there's no consequences because no one knows who I am.
Like, I wonder if it travels into masks.
It must, you know, time will tell.
And I also kind of wonder, you know, has crime risen as a result of these mask mandates?
I'm going to say yes.
I'm going to misinformation.
No.
Well, the thing is, of course, the mainstream media would probably never report on that because they love their mask mandates.
They'll probably start reporting on it now after the weekend in Ottawa.
True.
Oh, crime is skyrocketed 37,000%.
And it's like, well, that started in like October of 2020, but that's fine.
Two years ago, you know, when the mask mandates were implemented.
Good.
That's good.
I remember going to an IKEA like the summer before the mask mandates.
It was in COVID, but it was a packed house at IKEA and no one was wearing a mask and it was wild.
And I remember thinking, this is wild.
I didn't feel unsafe, but I was just like, wow, like, this is pretty crazy.
And then, like, that was August.
And then in September or October, it was the mask mandate that has still not been dropped.
And now it's like that, that would be seen as like a super spreader-like mass murder event.
Oh, cool.
Like, really, it was pretty edgy.
It's pretty sexy.
Yeah.
But you know, like we were talking about before, though, seeing someone's face when you communicate just it humanizes them.
And masks, I think this whole mandate is really set out to dehumanize people.
Like, I want to see your face when do you?
Yeah, it's great.
It's a good face.
You know, I want to be able to see you smile.
I want to see you laugh.
I want to smell your breath.
No, no.
I eat garlic at lunch.
Yeah, well, it's good for you.
Yeah.
The mask makes it so much better.
We cannot talk about COVID without talking about my boy Joe Rogan.
Oh, Joey boy.
I know that this isn't your favorite topic, maybe.
I do love Fear Factor.
I know.
It's like we talked about something.
I'm like, I never watched Fear Factor.
But, okay.
So so much has gone on basically at this exact moment.
Looks like Spotify and Joe Rogan and all of those boomer musicians have sort of reached an understanding.
I think first it was Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, who are they?
Who cares?
Said that they were going to take off their music from Spotify if they Spotify didn't start.
And I don't exactly remember the demand because some people say they wanted Joe removed.
I don't think that was the demand.
I'm pretty sure the demand was that they just need to put like a warning on it to preface that this is, you know, he's spreading misinformation, which is like, you know, barf.
But it looks like Spotify has caved to that demand, even though Neil Young started removing all his music.
It looks like they're going to start adding warnings to shows probably like ours that talk about COVID.
Right.
Like our YouTube warning.
Yeah.
And it looks like Joe Rogan is okay with it.
So TMZ is reporting that he's apologized.
And it's like, he's a soft apology.
He's kind of like, you know, this is what I do.
I could guess I can do some things better, which is like human.
Yeah.
Like if he was like, no, everything I do is perfect.
It's like that's psychotic.
That's like what I do, but no wait.
But do you think a lot of these celebrities or musicians who are kind of opposing his show are just doing it to stay relevant?
Because like you said before, no one knows or cares about Joni Mitchell anymore.
Like, no offense if you listen to her, but come on.
I think they just want to stay relevant.
People who listen to Joni Mitchell listen to it on like disc.
What are those called?
CDs?
No.
The ones, the older ones.
Records.
Oh, I just on an old timey record player.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Those people.
No, absolutely.
No, absolutely not.
I do not know them.
Yes.
So as of now, I think everything's fine.
I think we can also listen to Rogan, but you might have to listen to a warning before you listen to his show and possibly our show.
Yeah.
They're going to be like, listen, these broads don't know what the heck they're talking about.
And we're going to be like, that is correct.
We don't.
We absolutely don't.
Who else doesn't know what they're talking about?
Well, I think a few people in the trans lobby may not know what they're talking about.
There's an image I'd like to show y'all.
Oh, not this one.
Oh, that's going to be so funny.
This one here.
So they're coming up with a pregnant man emoji, y'all.
And I don't know about you, but I did not know that men could be pregnant.
In fact, I thought that was the only thing women could do that men cannot.
Yes.
I am going to make a very transphobic statement right now and say that men cannot give birth.
No.
i just don't think it's possible i've never do you have ovaries Do you have fallopian tubes?
If you do, you were born a woman.
I don't know.
It's very confusing.
And also, like, why?
Why are we normalizing this?
And why are we trying to erase women?
Like, the 0.03% of people have like a beard and also still have their like female sex organs.
It's like those people need to feel humanized.
It's like there are so few of them.
Do we really need why are we pandering?
Because that's what we do.
We're in a pandering culture.
Pandering to the lowest common denominator, right?
The loudest fringe, if you want to use the term fringe.
Correctly, that's fringe.
That is fringe.
Who are giving birth?
That's fringe.
And yet this has become mainstream.
And I think that's really scary.
I don't know.
I don't want my kid with an iPhone to see a pregnant man and be like, what's that?
Like, that's, can men have babies too?
It's like, no.
We just had the sex talk.
Like, that's not how it works.
Yeah.
They're like, you're a liar, mom.
I just saw a man with a beard and he was holding his baby belly.
And it's like, I don't know.
You know, I don't want to, like, the whole argument's like, how do I explain that to my kid?
It's like, how do you explain anything to your kid?
Just please explain.
I know.
Like, how do you explain anything?
How do you explain people who like believe the earth is flat?
Okay, but do you think?
So let's talk about this article.
Women are now third-class citizens, according to this trans swimmer you pent teammate who speaks out.
So, but that emoji also kind of further amplifies that argument.
Like, are we becoming third-class citizens?
What's a second-class citizen?
Why are we getting bumped from first to third?
But anyways, that's a good point.
Yes.
This article was strange because I didn't realize that this, I don't, I forget her name.
Leah?
Leah, the swimmer at the trans swimmer, yep.
She has a penis.
Yes.
And her penis has been exposed to her teammates in the locker room and they are not happy about it.
And I was like, oh my God, how does that work when you're swimming?
Yeah.
Like, I've watched enough RuPaul's drag race to kind of understand the physics of it.
But it's like, if you're doing all of that before a swim meet, it's like, ah.
I think the part that really bugs me is that apparently the teammates are coming out and saying to their coach, hey, we're uncomfortable with this.
And apparently also Leah is still attracted to women.
So that's, that's a little creepy.
There's this clearly biological male in a change room with you and he's attracted to you.
Like that's, that's a little bit predatory, you know?
Yeah.
I would think.
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
It reminds us of other incredibly tragic stories of intact males who identify as women going into female prisons and raping their fellow inmates, which is exactly what the transphobes said would happen.
And now it's happening and it's a horrifying, horrifying scene.
This is from the Daily Mail.
Do you want to read the headline?
Yeah, so I was sexually assaulted by a transgender rapist in a women's jail.
So a female prisoner describes the ordeal at the hands of the sex predator who molested her four inmates during three-month reign of terror.
So, also, apparently, this person, Karen White, was sent to jail despite not having had surgery or hormonal treatment.
So, basically, you can identify as a woman and then go to a female's, like a woman's prison and just live your life.
Which I would think is a huge bonus because not only do you have access to females who are locked away and in with you, you also have been protected from the male like violence in prison.
Which, again, I'm not like sad that someone's not going to be exposed to violence.
I, you know, you've all seen prison shows, and it's like, I don't want to go there, but yeah, I'm not happy that this person is in female prisons either, and they're the violent one.
No, and obviously, like people like Karen, this trans rapist, are not representing the entire trans community.
You know, we want to make that clear.
Like, you can't lump anyone together.
No one's a monolith.
But, like, do you really mean to tell me that this person is genuinely struggling with their gender identity?
Like, is there a 0% chance that they're going to come out of prison and not transition back to being a male?
Because that happens to be a lot of people.
Hopefully, they never leave prison.
Oh, my gosh.
Hopefully, the rape that they're committing in prison adds time to their prison sentence.
Then they're just going to keep raping women in prison.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what the solution is here.
Man, where are the feminists?
Where are the people who like we people should be protecting women?
Well, the feminists are now us.
Oh.
And we're being called transphobes.
You know, I think the suffragettes are like just rolling around in them graves right now.
Oh, my gosh, them ladies.
Them ladies are like, nah-uh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, oof.
Good times.
Yeah.
Good times.
Really good times.
But also, let's just end on the note.
Like, you kind of said this earlier about the pregnancy.
You are not a woman just because you say you are.
Yeah.
You are not a woman because you say you are.
There is like biology and science matter.
So all these people who say, oh, follow the science.
You know, I'd like you to follow the science.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I call myself a queen all the time and don't make it true.
Well, it is.
Informations.
Okay.
What are we going to talk about now?
I think we should show everyone a fun image from Twitter about this chick who's just wearing rocking a Mew Mew dress.
Oh, yes.
Just a fun little transition before we get into some culture.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, first of all, she's gorgeous.
Let's just put that right out there.
Yeah, she's and she's a genius.
She's a genius.
Okay, so let's talk about this.
She's you, you'd mentioned this earlier.
She's sitting on the floor.
That dress is like over $2,000.
I probably wouldn't do that if someone was giving me a Mew Mew dress.
And also.
So let's give some more context.
She's in the change room.
Yes, she's initially at Mew Mew.
She hasn't stolen anything.
She's sitting on the floor in the dress that she has not purchased yet, taking a photo.
And honestly, she probably will not buy the dress because she's already got the photo.
I know.
All you need is the one pick.
Yeah, exactly.
But I think the most perplexing thing about this image is the text.
So it says, making my boyfriend sell his car to buy me this Mew Mew dress.
Well, his car must be shit if it's only worth $2,000.
Yeah, seriously.
Right?
Like, what are you driving around in?
You can do better, girlfriend.
Like, if you're shopping at Mew Mew, get a better boyfriend.
Yeah, meet him at Mew Mew.
Or just, like, you know, get a job and buy yourself.
That'd be nice.
Is that transferred?
Making Him Sell His Car00:02:39
It's too empowering.
It's a little too empowering.
Yeah.
Or, like, you know, I'm sorry, that dress is hideous.
It's a hideous dress.
It's not for 2,000 bucks.
No, thanks.
No.
I love Mew Mew.
That looks like something an old Italian grandmother was buried in.
Yeah.
But imagine if we were in it.
Would we look cute?
No.
I don't think so.
Maybe you.
She's beautiful, and I don't think it's a nice dress.
I think she looks like she's been stepping on grapes all day.
She looks like a French maiden, Beauty and the Beast.
Like, you know, like the feather duster.
Yes.
Anyway, we can move on.
We have our funny moment from that.
Speaking of men giving women weird things, Machine Gun Kelly designed Megan Fox's engagement ring with painful thorns on purpose.
If she tries to take it off, it hurts.
Oh my God, how insecure are you, sir?
I was just going to say, is he that scared she's going to run away?
Yes.
Okay, she's like 10 years older than the dude, and it really shows.
Not because she looks old, because she does not.
I mean, she's got so much pain.
She's younger than him.
Well, he looks like a teenage boy to me with way too much money and way too much cocaine in his system.
But the fact that he's like, oh, this, doesn't she have like three kids?
Yes.
She's a mom.
She's already been like ripped open, sewn back together.
Bo talks to the gods.
And now you're like, oh, I'm going to add a little more pain to her daily schedule.
Like, she's got the size of the ring, it's enormous.
It's huge.
And she can't work out in that ring.
Like, you got to take that off, like, pretty much every time you shower.
It's true.
He's really inconveniencing her.
Where are the feminists?
The feminists.
But apparently, the ring is worth around $500,000.
That's it.
Like, what if she's not sleeping in that?
She's not working out in that.
And you know, she works out because that bot is out of this world.
Oh, yeah.
Every time she goes to bed, showers, goes to the gym, she's going to hate her fiancé.
And I give this relationship three months until it ends.
That's it.
I mean, the scarier thing, though, is they kind of didn't sign off on their engagement, kind of make it official by drinking each other's blood.
Yeah.
So there's some weird.
Okay, we have a photo of the ring for those who are visual.
It's huge.
Yeah.
It's kind of weird.
Apparently, it's like the shape of teardrops was his whole thing because he's so sad.
I've actually, I'm going to boomer myself right now.
I've never heard his music.
Unless I have, and I don't know.
No, I haven't either.
But maybe he's taking love as pain to a whole new level.
At least, you know, that's kind of interesting.
It's just, oh my gosh, it's so insecure.
But the blood drinking, bro.
Like, I don't, I don't get their blood tested before that.
That's what I mean.
Like, what if they had COVID?
He definitely has worse stuff than COVID in his blood.
He looks like a blonde vampire.
But I also kind of think, okay, if you are in a relationship and you have to rely on these weird things, like drinking each other's blood or like thorn rings, are you really like, what do you talk about?
Engaging Facts vs. Feelings00:03:44
Like, if it's all spectacle, can you really have an intimate conversation about something that matters?
I'm sure they don't have any conversations that aren't like highlighted by the blue glow of their own cell phones in their faces.
Like it happens.
Yeah.
A modern relationship, a modern rumance.
Yeah, that's three months.
I give this relationship.
You heard it here.
You heard it here first.
What's next?
Oh, we have so much to talk about.
There's so many things.
We look at flying through this actually.
Let's talk about, okay, feelings don't care about your facts.
How the right mastered the art of losing.
So this is an article from Eevee magazine, which is like a pretty cool magazine.
It's like basically Cosmo.
But for conservatives?
Yeah, for people who aren't sluts.
Right?
I mean, you can still be a slut and read Eevee, but it doesn't cater to that.
And I really like this article really highlights kind of what you and I have talked about and the reason that we wanted to start misunderstood.
Yes.
Because I feel like conservatives are not, like, I guess the thesis of this article is that conservatives are losing the culture war.
Yes.
Because we are like, hey, the facts, the science, the facts.
And they're like, but my feelings, and I don't care about your facts.
And this is how it feels.
And it's like, when you're trying to argue with someone, sometimes laying down the actual cold, hard facts doesn't work.
And you get, it's frustrating for us, but we have to understand, like, if we want to bring people to our side, we have to speak their language.
And sometimes that's just like not facts.
No, and I think a lot of it is, and the left does this so well, is pulling on people's emotional heartstrings.
For example, you look at the George Floyd situation.
So the right tries to be like, well, these are all the statistics about police brutality, for example.
And it's like, but that's not a very human thing to say, oh, well, 1 million people have this and this and that.
But if you are mentioning George Floyd, this one person who was killed by a police officer, people are going to be like, that's horrible.
You see his face.
It humanizes him.
And I think that really pulls at people's heartstrings.
And I think that's why they're doing so well.
Yeah.
Because it's kind of manipulative, too.
Yes.
Yes.
And we would know that as being females.
Yeah.
But also, it's, I mean, that's the serious side of it.
And then there's like kind of the silly side, which is like, we're just bad at culture.
Yes.
Like we're good at memes, but graphically, like sometimes people have posters and graphics for like these conservative movement events.
And they're like, oh my God, that there's no style in that graph.
I think our fashion choices can be questionable.
Yeah, I think it's because the right thinks culture, they're above culture for some reason.
They're, you know, and it's, you're not.
Like, this is how you, this is how you win people over.
Like, movies matter.
Hollywood matters.
Clothes matter.
They do, yeah.
You know, and it's, it's time for us to kind of step in on that territory.
Like, let's be cool and like make cool music and make cool movies and make cool art.
And it doesn't have to, you know, lower itself to like the satanic rituals that the need to do like pizzagate stuff, JK.
But like, you don't need the prayers are tinfoil at that moment.
But you don't need to lower yourself to their tactics.
But like, let's engage ourselves in the conversation of culture and like feelings because that, like you said, like that humanizes it and it makes it more appealing to people who are on the fence.
And if we're just yelling at them about stats, which is like, you know, factual and important and a big piece of this puzzle.
But there's also, there's all this other stuff on the edges.
And we need to like woo people to come over and just telling them about cold hard facts isn't always the way.
No, especially females.
Especially because like politics only really matters to people when it directly affects them.
Look at COVID-19, how slow people have been to kind of latch on to the fact that, oh, maybe, maybe the narrative being perpetuated by the media and our government isn't true.
And it takes people time because slowly and slowly COVID has started to directly affect their lives, right?
Considering Unconventional Truths00:02:02
And I think that's something that also needs to be considered.
Yes.
And it reminds me of this sudden shift in how Canadians are feeling about COVID restrictions.
Like we mentioned earlier, the 54% of Canadians are now just done with restrictions.
They want them dropped.
But like that same poll was done like two weeks ago and it was a majority that people were like, no, we need more restrictions.
And I think it's like, has the truckers convoy had that cultural effect that we're talking about where it's just like emotionally, you see these little kids like holding up their signs.
They're like, I just want to go back to school.
And they're like, is that enough to just tip the average person to be like, hmm, maybe this is the movement for me.
Like maybe I'm done with COVID.
Only time will tell.
Only time will tell.
That's the name of the episode.
Yeah.
Do we want to talk about this one?
Which one?
The milk supplement.
Oh my gosh, let's talk about it.
All right, folks.
So this is funny.
On this show, we like to talk about science, but apparently science may have gone a little too far.
This revolutionary health supplement is made from humans.
It's human milk.
It's human milk, but not human milk.
It's female milk.
Yeah.
Like, it's man.
It's made from humans.
Yeah.
No, it's made from friggin women.
Okay.
It's made from birthing people only.
So also, I'm pretty sure this supplement was developed by a man, and I would love to know where he came up with this idea.
Yeah, like where was his sourcing material?
Like how, where were the first couple of experiments done?
Yeah.
Was it a titty?
I'm just wondering.
And it was straight from me.
And if that's true, that's a little weird.
But can we also just talk about the fact that it basically allows the body to maintain and restore itself by reducing inflammation, boosting immunity, supporting better sleep, improving digestive health, as well as overall mental well-being?
You know, I would just like to point out a lot of other things.
Like water, sleep, like, you know, exercise before sleep, eating well.
Yeah, getting enough sleep can pretty much do all of that.
Eating Well Matters00:08:24
But no, this guy's like, no, give me damn titties.
And it's like 70 bucks for like a bottle or something like that.
Yeah, or just find a pregnant woman and latch on.
Just don't do that.
You already hear first of all.
Misinformation misunderstood as telling men to latch on to females.
No, we are not.
We are making jokes.
This is comedy.
This is also a comedy film.
Yeah, this is satire.
This is satire.
Or Nat and cat tire.
Oh, I love that.
That's really cute.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Should we talk about fashion?
Can we talk about fashion for a second?
I don't know if anyone can see this, but today I'm dressed like a Western, a frontier woman.
And this is in honor of the truckers who have driven all the way from the Great West.
Today I'm wearing a shirt that was probably delivered by a trucker.
Aw, that's amazing.
Because we all are.
Yeah, exactly.
I have an Amazon order that I expect to arrive by tomorrow.
It'll be there.
Let's hope.
So let's just show some looks and let's comment on this.
Okay, so this is Paris Fashion Week 2022.
This is Tyler the Creator.
I don't like it.
It looks like he works at Chernobyl.
He looks like it's like World War I, but he's not fighting.
No, he's like a messenger boy in World War One, but it's like the Russian side.
All right, moving on.
Okay, this, she's wearing a big oversized sunpant.
Say her name.
Kara Delavine.
Yeah.
She's got great eyebrows.
You know, she does, but I'm kind of over her.
I'm over her.
Yeah.
What is this?
This is just a baggy sweater and no pants.
Yeah.
I wonder how much that cost.
Yeah, too much.
That's stupid.
No.
Okay.
The Canadian tuxedo.
Guys, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake did this in like 2001.
God, this is not a hot look.
Moving on.
This is, okay, yeah.
Who is this?
This is a lady.
Okay.
Oh, Venus.
Okay, I don't like her, so I'm over it.
I mean, whatever.
It's okay.
This is Victor Cruz.
You know, I'm just so far these looks aren't doing it for me.
This is just a funny checkered blazer with a hat.
It's like nothing special.
Orange pants.
I don't know.
Okay, guys, wearing orange pants.
That's something.
Okay, this is cool.
This is some actual fashion.
This is cool.
Okay.
I don't like it.
No.
But it's like, this person is wearing like a long white trench.
It looks like some of the shit.
With like a trucker's hat.
Hey!
It's like a trucker's hat with like an evil Empire Doctor coat.
It's horrible and I hate it.
So it's like Fauci.
These are all horrible.
These are, I'm actually.
I'm ended.
I'm actually really sad about the state of fashion.
I was expecting some like beautiful gown.
Me too.
Okay.
And also.
Another Kanye in a crazy state.
Imagine how much all those clothes combined together cost.
Like way too much.
We way too much.
I could have got my hair did.
Yeah.
Like hundreds of times.
I could have bought more stuff from truckers.
These are all terrible.
Terrible, terrible.
This is just a picture of a pizza on a shirt for El with some terrible glasses.
Oh my God.
What has happened to fashion that?
I think it's because the right actually is taking over.
And this is what they know.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know.
This is what the right.
We take back everything we said.
Oh, my gosh.
You know what, Libs?
You can have fashion.
It's yours.
I'm just going to be like an old person that decides like they're done upgrading their wardrobe and I'm just going to stick with what I've got.
Yeah.
And I'm going to have this hair when I'm 90 and I'm going to look freaking gorgeous.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
So Bella Hadid, everyone's favorite plastic surgery customer.
I don't know.
So she's posting crying selfies and says it helps her cope with anxiety and depression.
And apparently she sends these to her mom and her doctor to because she doesn't know how to express her feelings.
But I was thinking about that.
You know who else?
Yeah, she can't use words to express her feelings because her lips are too inflamed with bow to fillers.
Yeah, that's probably partially it.
But also, isn't that how babies communicate?
Like babies can't speak, so they cry and use like facial emotions to express their anger.
I just feel sad that she's so sad.
But does this need to be shared on a global scale?
Like, does she need to share this with her zillion followers?
She does probably because she hasn't been in the news enough lately.
Okay, so you think this is about staying relevant and absolutely and being relatable.
Yes, absolutely.
It's like, oh, stars are just like us.
You know what is also relatable?
Having a face that you were born with.
Just saying.
Yeah.
I mean.
I know someone who knows someone who works at her talent agency.
Okay.
And it is, I have it on good authority that she has spent at least $200,000 on plastic surgery.
And that was like years ago that I heard this.
So my God.
How much more do we think it is now?
This is sad.
Let's pray for a celebrity.
My entire body doesn't have $200 worth of like bones and jelly in it.
But she's like just added like $200,000 worth of fillers and like fake butts.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
But yet these celebrities somehow get to preach at us about how we're supposed to live our lives.
Yeah.
And how to be like authentic.
Yeah.
And also, the thing is that's most disturbing about this is young girls are following her on Instagram and being like, oh, I love you.
You're so naturally beautiful.
And she won't go, girlfriend, like this is not how I looked 10 years ago.
Same with Kendall.
Be honest.
Yeah, Kendall.
Like, oh, thanks, but like, this isn't my cheeks.
No, absolutely.
Kendall Jenner is the same way.
At least the other Kardashians admit that they have had loads and loads of plastic surgery.
They eventually reluctantly.
But even so, at least we know.
It's pretty clear.
But no, Kendall, everyone's always like, she's the most naturally beautiful.
I'm like, well, she's got the best surgeon.
Her surgeon has a light touch, but he is still very present in her life.
Speaking of Kardashians.
So this is a fun little segment that, again, TMZ has decided to do this whole thing on Kardashian food photos.
Who pays the reporters at TMZ?
Like, bad fashion?
Yeah.
Are you hiring?
All right, let's show people.
Okay, so they're just eating.
So it's just pictures of Chloe Kardashian eating.
It's definitely Kim.
Really?
You know, Chloe's really trying so hard to look like Kim these days.
They've like melted together.
So that's Courtney and some, I think that's her assistant.
It's just like, there's like 40 pictures of these girls just fake eating.
And I noticed like, do you notice how they're always taking their first bite?
Yeah.
Like they're not like in it.
They're not finishing.
They're not in the thick of it, you know?
Like untouched meals.
Next week, stay tuned.
We'll have a photo of us eating food.
And let me tell you, it'll be everywhere.
It ain't pretty.
It ain't pretty.
You'll smell it from the screen.
Okay, that picture, this picture, Kim is actually eating an ice cream sandwich, and it looks like several bites have been taking place.
I think out of all of them, she probably does eat.
That's some serious tea.
It's all just like, I remember reading somewhere, hearing somewhere that like it's a thing with them.
They like take pictures of themselves with giant ice cream cones, but then they'll just like throw out the whole cone.
In this economy?
Seriously?
Like this.
She's not eating the whole pizza.
She's not eating any of that.
And she's like posing with Louis Vuitton.
Like, it's just, you're so relatable.
Oh, my gosh.
Just be plastic and anorexic.
We know that's what you are.
You don't need to pretend that you're eating these giant pizzas.
And in fact, give me that pizza.
Exactly.
I will eat it.
I will eat it and I will not regurgitate it.
No.
It looks delicious.
But they have access to like such delicious food.
Oh, my gosh.
And they're just throwing this stuff out.
It's an abomination.
Like, if I had all the money in the world, I would be eating all that food right now.
All 40 photos.
Everything.
So, you know, one of those things.
Should we talk about your boyfriend now?
Yeah.
So, as many of you know, I've been reaching out, sliding into Pete's DMs for a long time, never now.
No response, but he, I think it's because Pete.
Not everyone knows what Pete Pete Pete Pete.
Oh, sorry.
Pete Davidson.
Okay.
Oh, I thought.
Sorry.
There's another Pete, like the possum I named in my backyard.
The Spider-Man.
He's a Pete.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter.
He's sexy.
JK.
JK.
So Pete Davidson thinks women like him because he's a diamond in the trash.
I think that's extremely arrogant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like a diamond?
Like a diamond.
Like diamond.
A rare gem and jewel.
What does he call himself?
Oh yeah, he's like.
He says i'm like the Tropic Thunder of people or something and i'm like, no, Tropic Thunder was a funny movie.
Yeah, like you're not funny.
He's not funny.
I've never laughed at him.
I've watched clips.
I've never laughed.
Why We Left Pete00:01:12
No, i'm gonna go back to the Joe Rogan thing real quick, because the last thing I saw of him on saturday night live was him playing Joe Rogan in a really, really unfunny sketch and it's like the guy's like six foot something and super lanky.
Why did you say like Joe Rogan?
Like you could have done better than that, but you chose not to.
And it's just because he's a guy who's like dating Kim Kardashian.
I could have played Joe Rogan more convincingly.
Look at me.
I believe that.
I believe that fear factor, elk meat.
I know you do.
Oh for sure, I would eat elk meat, me too.
Someone wants to send me some fresh elk meat?
Yeah, please send to.
I won't tell you our address.
We are in a bunker, a fireproof bunker.
No more fires this week, you guys.
No more fires.
The only fires we putting out are in Canada.
Yeah holla, all right, guys.
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