Kat and Nat dissect Leonardo DiCaprio’s climate hypocrisy—his $6M yacht burning 250,000 lbs of gas—while critiquing Hollywood’s gendered casting double standards, like Gina Carano’s firing for being "too muscular" or biological males winning female awards. They mock celebrity fashion trends (e.g., Met Gala’s masked servers vs. lockdown sweatpants) and question Gen Z’s shift toward intimacy over sex, linking it to cultural objectification. On COVID-19, they dismiss "unvaccinated panic," citing Toronto’s ambulance shortages tied to mandates, and speculate about Trudeau’s Moderna factory motives, mocking vaccine messaging while debating booster risks. Ultimately, the episode frames celebrity culture and pandemic narratives as performative, undermining authenticity in both relationships and public health discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
Hello and welcome to Misunderstood, a show for all you culturally and politically misunderstood ladies and gents.
We are your hosts.
I'm Kat and I'm Nat.
And today we're going to be covering an array of topics from celebrities to feminism all the way to everyone's favorite topic the last 20 years.
COVID-19.
Should we jump right into it then?
Well, let's start with our culture shock.
Ooh, yeah, let's do it.
Hypocrisy of Leonardo DiCaprio being photographed on his massive multi-million dollar yacht.
Oh, yeah.
Being served drinks, laying out topless, and meanwhile telling all of us plebs that we should not be flying in airplanes.
We should lock ourselves down in some sort of lockdown nutshell.
Yep.
Bugs, probably.
But you want to hear the best part about this?
The gas to fill up his yacht cost 250,000 pounds.
That's a lot of money.
Do you have that much money?
I know I do not.
No.
You know who else has that much money?
Like, basically, nobody.
Yeah.
So I wonder how many people could go and fly across the country to see their families on that gas alone that he's used to fill up his yacht one time.
And it's funny because he's this like big UN climate change rep. You know, he just did that movie about climate change on Netflix.
Like it's basically all he preaches about all day long, and yet he can't practice what he preaches.
No, it would be hilarious.
So we're looking now at a photo.
Is that a bear?
It looks like a bear with alopecia.
Like, obviously he's a very handsome man.
I think all the alcohol has really made him swell.
I know it has for me.
It's just like, guy, you know, if you want to be a climate change guru, then don't drive around in a giant yacht.
And like, remember a couple years ago, he was at some film festival and there was this story that he had his private hairstylist flown out to do his hair.
It's like, you're in like con or whatever.
Yeah.
You can find a decent guy to give you a trim.
And by the way, your hair always looks ridiculous.
Yeah.
I mean.
It's shaggy.
It's not.
He's not known for his hair.
No, what's the big deal?
He's a Titanic.
Oh, yeah.
But those days are long gone.
With that jawline is always also gone.
Oh, yeah.
But, you know, it's not just him, though.
Like, celebrities and politicians in general are notorious for this.
They are, it's a rules for thee, not for me scenario.
It's been that way throughout the entire pandemic.
I mean, with Kylie Jenner complaining about being locked in her like 10 million square foot home, it's like, excuse me, I'm in a 500 square foot apartment.
It's like, ma'am, you have an atrium in your house.
Like, sit down.
You have a full gym with like a spa and a full staff in your home.
Yeah.
Calm down.
I live in a tiny square box.
With another human.
Yeah.
You know, like, anyway.
So that's our culture shock moment, y'all.
I'm sure there'll be plenty more where that came from.
You're probably going to be Leonardo DiCaprio related.
Yeah.
And my advice to you, Leo, just don't get caught.
Do it, but don't get caught.
Yes, wear a disguise.
I swear, one time I was walking down Young Street and I saw Brad Pitt in a fake beard and a fake wig.
Brad Pitt's Disguise00:06:48
And I was like, oh my God, that's Brad Pitt.
And then the man whom I was referring to looked at me and like turned around and walked away.
And I was like, that was Brad Pitt.
That was really, he was short.
Did he look that short?
No.
But I was like, it's Brad Pitt.
I could just tell from his, like, he had all this like ratty stuff on, but then his like teeth and face, and it was like perfection.
Wow.
You know, I was like, you're not a homeless person.
No.
You're Brad Pitt.
It was during the Toronto International Film Festival, too.
So it was like, it was.
It's Brad Pitt.
It was like, we know you're here, Brad.
Like, I see you.
So, Leo, if you're going to try that, do a better job.
Just call Brad and ask him for advice.
I mean, although I guess it didn't work.
It didn't work.
I mean, I'm particularly like, I can, you know, I can see things.
She's all not just beauty guys, she's also.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's move on to something a little bit similar, but slightly nuanced.
Best celeb looks from 2021.
Okay, even before we start, it's like there should have been no looks from 2021 because we were all in lockdown wearing sweatpants.
And yet we have a full list of beautiful jeweled encrusted gowns.
You take it away.
No, like even like, you know, the Met Gala, that was, I guess it was postponed due to COVID, and then they ended up having it again.
And you see all the servers wearing masks while these celebrities come down this, or I guess up the stairs in their like bajillion dollar gowns.
I mean, look at these.
Like, these are insanely expensive gowns.
This is, what's her name?
Zoe Kravitz.
Zoe Kravitz.
She looks good, though.
She looks beautiful.
I notice a trend, and it's been happening for years now, of like basically nudity.
Yes.
Just like veiled jewels and feathers.
It's gorgeous.
Yeah.
Obviously.
It's hard to sit down.
There's Duleepa wearing this.
It's like chain mail.
It's sexy chain mail.
It's just like, read the room, guys.
Yeah.
You look great, but.
Yeah, they look beautiful.
And I mean, we love fashion.
I care about the designers.
They come up with these designs for these people exclusively for them.
It's fun.
And it's her.
Yeah, it is, absolutely.
But also, like, time and place.
Yes, guys.
Time and place, you know?
And also, we were kind of chatting about this earlier, but what happens to these gowns?
Yeah.
What happens to them after they've worn them once?
Yeah, I think probably they're like, quote, donated.
Not to us.
Yeah.
Like, to whom?
Yeah.
I want one.
And, like, who's going to wear a size double zero jewel-encrusted nude bodysuit and where?
Like, who are you donating that to?
A museum?
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Look at her.
Because this is Kendall Jenner wearing yet another like nude-based, what do you even call it?
It's like a gown, but it's see-through.
Yeah, she's diamonds all over it.
She's got great legs.
Yeah, I think they're bought and paid for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think those are real.
No, it's a fact that she has had multiple surgeries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She looks great.
She does.
She's better than the other ones.
Yeah, it's really hides the fact that she's gotten surgery.
Yes.
She does it like subtly.
Yeah.
So stunning and brave, as you would say.
Oh, now men get to wear dresses at these ladies do.
Oh, is it?
I think so.
Little Satan.
Yeah.
Little Nas X. I'm sorry.
Oh, gosh.
And you know, he's like, he's owning it.
She's like gay or non-binary.
I didn't know that.
I'm pretty sure.
You're probably right.
Well, he's wearing a dress.
Yeah, well, maybe he's.
You know what, though?
Who knows?
Yeah, like Harry Styles wears dresses and allegedly he's straight.
Yeah, and like, and like masculine.
Yeah.
He's like a beacon of masculine.
Oh, there we go.
So, how do you describe this outfit for people who can't see?
It's kind of like if like a Muppet threw up on an old Englishman on Mr. Dress Up.
He's wearing a purple boa and a yellow checker blazer.
Yeah, and he looks pretty cool.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, he's a good-looking kid.
Yeah, but I wouldn't say it's a good idea.
It's a bad outfit.
No, it's a bad outfit.
It's bad.
Like, he would look better in nude diamonds.
I think he should just sport the nude diamond.
Yeah, he should.
We should all really.
I think we should go next episode if we don't get destroyed.
No, just kidding.
Okay, but that kind of stems down into what you had mentioned earlier.
We've been at home in sweatpants.
Yeah.
And there is like a stark contrast between us and them.
And I don't know if their celebrities are doing that on purpose.
Oh, it's all on purpose.
You think so?
They just want us to feel like crap.
I just, for me, looking at celebrities, especially this year during the pandemic, they're at the Met Gala wearing their jewels.
And we're at home in our drab olive-colored sweatpants.
Yep.
Many are still unemployed.
Yeah.
And it reminds me of the hunger games, where it's like you have the capital with the fancy purple hair and all the elaborate food and the parties.
And then you have the people in the districts who are wearing like carpenter outfits, unisex, drab colors.
And that's sort of how I feel about like modern street style.
Like you, I even get pulled into it where I'm like, oh, that's a cool look.
And then I'm like, wait a minute, that's ugly.
Like that's straight up ugly, but my mind has been conditioned to think it's cool because it's all I see in stores and on blogs.
But it's like, are we allowed to look nice?
No.
Like, or should we just look like we're living under a communist regime?
That's where I think they want us to feel comfortable in our gulag outfit.
It's like uniformity.
They want us all to look comfortable, but the same.
But enslaved.
Yeah, exactly.
And I mean, they're called the stars for a reason, right?
They want us to look up to them like, oh, I wish I could be like that, but I can't because I'm stuck here in this dystopian hello.
Yeah, breaking rocks in the slave labor camps.
Yeah.
It's just like, as soon as I figured that out, I was like, no, I want to wear like nice fabrics and designs and shapely things and puffy sleeves.
I don't want to look like I'm in a camp.
I think that's completely justified.
Other than when I'm camping.
Yeah.
Because who camps?
Oh, I camp.
Okay.
Well, moving on.
You're from the West Coast.
Like, shouldn't you be an avid camper?
I hike.
You walk.
I hike up mountains.
But you walk on a path, right?
No, well, in Ontario, you cannot call it hiking here, y'all.
Now I just run from communism every single day.
It's coming to get me.
It's a great motivator, folks.
That reminds me, though, of that story where that like slender model said that she was forced to wear a fat suit.
Yeah.
So that is this.
There we have it.
Slender Model's Fat Suit Controversy00:15:05
Yeah.
Slender model claims she's forced to wear a fat suit for plus size ads.
So that really just further speaks to the fact that Hollywood and media pretends to be body positive and yet they actually aren't.
Yeah, because they want the person to have like a skinny neck and like cheekbones, but then also just wear like size 16 clothing.
It's like that's not how the average woman is going to look in those clothes.
She's going to have a size 16 neck as well.
I would know.
Oh, this is her.
She is beautiful.
Yeah, she's very pretty.
So they make her wear a size XL to 5XL.
Wow.
Like she's tiny.
Like, yeah, like just get a plus-size woman to model the clothes.
And you don't need to get a lizzo-sized woman either.
Like, you can just get like your average woman to model these clothes.
Like, I feel like we go way.
Oh, my gosh.
That does not look like a human.
Is that supposed to be plus-size?
Exactly.
That's me after a big lunch.
That's me on my period.
It ain't nice, folks.
Oh, it's just, yeah.
I feel like we've gone so far where it's like either models have to be like stick thin, like bone racks, or now they're going to be Ashley, what is it?
Ashley Graham.
Yes.
Lizzo size.
Like most people fall in the middle.
Like almost everybody is neither of those.
Most of us are just average.
That looks really good right now.
It's the juice.
So we've been talking about celebrities a lot, but apparently, according to I think it's the New York Post, celebrity-obsessed people are less intelligent.
What does that say about us?
And this is where we close off the celebrity topics.
Yes, we will be moving on, folks.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fun to talk about pop culture.
Like, I'm not a celebrity-obsessed person.
It's just like when you go on the internet, you read Twitter, you see these things pop up.
And of course, I am going to have a reaction.
So that's what we're talking about here.
But like, do I go home and read about Kim Kardashian's latest like dimple surgeries?
Like, no.
Maybe in secret, but that's all right.
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
I think, too, a lot of political commentators are paying more attention to celebrities because they've started engaging in politics more.
So that's kind of what most of us are waiting to hear.
I don't really care about who they're doing, what they're doing.
Like, to your point, it's just so.
Um, we are not celebrity-obsessed, despite what the first however many minutes of this episode has stated.
Okay, you know, they're there, so we're gonna talk about them.
I wish that were there were some more like cool, conservative celebrities.
Like, yeah, what who do we have?
Like, Matthew McConaughey, uh, Chris Pratt.
Yeah, what's her name?
Gina Rodrano.
Corano.
Oh, I love her.
So, oh, she was on The Mandalorian.
Yes.
And she's like, okay, and let me rant for a second.
Yeah.
I find that Hollywood always casts like little skinny, like 90-plus or like 90-pound women as these like action heroes.
And it's like, no one's buying that.
Like, Chris Pratt is an action hero, and he's like buff and strong.
And then like his counter star will be like this little frail girl.
And it's like, no one's buying that you're kicking butt.
But Gina Carana, who's a UFC fighter, she's built.
Like she is strong.
I believe that she could punch someone's lights out.
And so she was a main character in The Mandalorian.
And they are in between seasons now.
But she's been canceled.
Like she's been fired.
They took all her pictures off of all the promotional material.
And so now she's working with Ben Shapiro and the Daily Wire.
But it's just like, so you had one cool, badass, strong chick, and you canceled her.
Yep.
So who are we supposed to look up to?
Like, I'm supposed to believe Charlie Theron is like out there like Angelina and Jolie.
Exactly.
Like with her little skinny arms.
Yeah.
Well, that's all we have to look up to, unfortunately.
I would love to meet Gina Carano.
She's so one day she'll watch this show.
Oh my God, Gina.
Okay.
So let's.
So we're talking about women.
Let's keep talking about women.
Whoa.
Feminism.
Whoa, man.
So there was a viral video of a bride cutting her hair between the ceremony and the reception.
This doesn't necessarily fall under the feminist category per se, but it's a fun segue.
It's a fun segue.
She's so stunning and brave.
Instead of a dress change.
Let's go to.
We just divide the hair off.
What is this like creepy AI voice that they use for the youth?
I know.
It's not comforting.
It's very scary.
It feels dystopian.
Hey, let's be honest.
She like barely cut any off.
I was like, oh my god, you cut two inches off of your hair.
It looks the same.
It's super cute.
Shave your head if you make a real splash.
Shave your head and like dye your dress blue for the next one.
Yeah.
She should have just gotten this haircut before.
Relax, ladies.
Yeah, before the wedding.
Yeah.
Down the aisle with a fresh do.
I mean, she has great hair, though.
Oh, she has beautiful hair.
She's a bombshell.
Yeah.
She's a total, total bombshell.
Yeah, she's working it.
But still, can you believe this got 5 million views?
Like, why?
It's not that interesting.
No, it's not.
And yet, here we are talking about it.
Mostly we're like, why is this interesting to people?
That's what I find fascinating.
It's truly fascinating.
Like, that's interesting, I guess.
I grew up watching Seinfeld, which people would be like, that's not interesting.
It is a show about nothing.
I think it's quite fascinating.
It's more interesting than her haircut.
I'm a lot more witty.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, good.
Speaking of bombshells.
Oh, yeah.
So, do you remember a couple years ago, a movie came out called Bombshell?
Yeah.
About the Megan Kelly story at Fox News and Roger Ailes.
And Charlize Theron was playing Megan Kelly.
Yes.
And I liked the movie.
Me too.
But I was listening to Ben Shapiro, and he had an interview with Megan Kelly, and she said they never reached out to her about that role.
Do you think that they would have done that had she worked for CNN at the time?
If she were a lefty, they would have invited her to the Oscars, Tiff, the Met Gala.
Her and Charlize Tehran would have gotten matching tattoos.
Yeah, they would have had a photo op on Time magazine of the two of them, like taking down the man.
Heck yeah.
No, there's such a double standard when it comes to left and right wingers, especially in the female kind of realm.
Yeah, look how Candace Owen is treated.
She's not only a female, she's African-American, and they are like, she's a white supremacist.
Like, no.
It's a great movie.
Megan Kelly is an amazing woman.
And I think Charlize Theron did a really good job at portraying her.
I think so too.
Which is why it's so shocking that she wasn't like she had never interviewed Megan Kelly.
Yeah.
That's disturbing.
No, it is really disturbing.
Did she just sit at home all day and like watch videos of Megan Kelly?
When she could have picked up the phone?
Not like Megan Kelly's dead.
I thought she was a method actor.
Yeah.
Maybe not.
Very strange.
Very, very strange.
It would have been different if she was a lefty.
Yes, I 1,000% agree.
Yeah.
All over it.
We're done with that.
Speaking of women who are not.
Well, she's probably a lefty.
J.K. Rowling.
Oh, for sure.
We have to talk about J.K. Rowling if we're talking feminism.
Yeah, that lady faces backlash after tweeting support for transphobic researcher.
So I'm sure that the researcher's not transphobic without even looking at that article.
It's like probably someone who said, like we were talking about earlier, like, oh, females deserve safe spaces.
Like, transphobe.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
I think that it's like shocking that it's like she's, it's controversial to say that a man is a man and a woman is a woman.
And that's literally where she's coming from with a lot of her tweets and stuff.
And it's shocking that they're trying to cancel this woman.
Even the cast of like Harry Potter is like pouncing on her.
It's like, she made you, Emma.
Like Emma.
Emma Watson, you like maybe you would have made it anyways.
Depends if you believe in like determinism or free will.
We don't know.
You can't answer that here today.
But she made you who you are.
They weren't, she wasn't, J.K. Rowling wasn't invited to the anniversary special that they just released.
Because she's such a bigot.
Yeah, because she's.
But J.K. Rowling herself tweeted, she's like, I have tweeted in the past, like, trans lives matter.
But it's not enough.
As long as you, if you step out, and this is not just about feminism, but about leftism in general, you can be in the club.
But if you step one toe outside of that line that they've drawn, which is getting ever smaller, you're done.
And you're left-wing, sorry, you're a right-wing extremist.
You're a transphobe.
You're all sorts of isms.
And there's no room for discussion.
No.
Like, once you make a mistake, you are canceled.
Yeah.
And there's no grace for that.
And I think that's really upsetting.
And this has happened to a lot of what I would like to call like real feminists.
We talk about Megan Murphy.
She's one of those women who was canceled for a similar thing.
You mentioned this to me yesterday.
Yeah, she tweeted.
I'm pretty sure this is what she tweeted.
She tweeted, A man is never a woman.
Yeah.
And she was taken off Twitter permanently, canceled.
She now lives in Mexico.
She's Canadian, like a Canadian independent feminist journalist.
And she's now living in Mexico doing her own thing.
It's like, Canada just lost a pretty cool lady because we're so intolerant.
And someone who is actually advocating for women.
Like, I don't, why are we trying to get rid of these women who are for us?
Like, it's just, it's so confusing.
It's like we said before, like, we are literally erasing women while carrying a banner that says, go women, like feminism.
Yeah.
Yeah, here's Megan Murphy.
I watched her recently on the Joe Rogan experience.
Most of what I know of the world comes from Seinfeld Simpsons or Joe Rogan.
Well, that'll shape a worldview.
Yes, it will.
Obviously, a bigoted one.
Uh-oh.
We know that the Emmys, I didn't even notice that they happened, but apparently they did.
I don't get why there are award shows for anything because all the content out right now is kind of crappy.
It's all crappy.
And it's just a bunch of leftist Hollywood elites being like, oh, we're so amazing.
Also, why do rich people need awards?
Like, you're super rich.
Like, why do we need to give you more?
Places to wear their fancy, naked school gowns.
My obviously.
And to show off their tummy tucks and their face lifts.
But a biological male, a trans woman, just won best actress or best female actor, however they love it.
They're like, we're not using the word actress anymore.
It's sexist.
And then they're like, but there's still female and male categories.
And a man won for the female category.
Yeah, like a biological male.
So this was the Golden Globes.
New best actress in a TV drama is actually a biological man.
Can a woman win an award that's designed for women?
I used to be an actor, okay?
And the roles for women.
Yeah, we're so successful, obviously.
But like the roles for women suck.
Yeah.
They actually be bank teller, mom, whore.
Yeah.
Like, and it's always been difficult.
Like, I studied theater and then I did a bit of film.
And like, the fact that now this biological male gets to swoop in and steal more roles from us is like so progressive, it's regressive.
Yeah.
Like it's so backwards.
Yeah.
It's just like when Caitlin Jenner won Woman of the Year, her first woman after transitioning from Bruce.
It's like at least give her 10 years of being a woman.
Yeah.
Like let her five seconds.
Yeah.
Like she's like, okay, I'm a woman now and you win woman of the year.
It's like, some women have been women all year.
Yeah.
Where's our magazine?
We've been women for 16 years.
That's really what this is about.
Yeah.
For 16 years.
Just caught that.
That's funny.
Okay, so this is Michaela J. Is this her?
Yeah, okay.
Hey, I just want to say I'm still on cloud nine.
Should I say it as a man?
I will say this, though.
No, to the people who don't see me as female or worthy of this award, I don't care.
I will still move.
Sounds like a female take.
I will still move how I always have, and that's through love.
Okay, I don't believe that.
Okay, you just said you don't care, but then yeah, the creator themselves put me here, and for that, I will continue.
Like the creator is in God, you should capitalize the C then.
Yeah.
Or she's talking about the director.
Well, it's unclear.
It's unclear, yes.
And I don't know.
It's a tough one because you're an actor.
So do I think that like a straight actor should be allowed to win awards for gay roles?
100%.
Some people think only homosexual actors should do roles that are for home, like that, or what am I saying?
Like only a homosexual actor should play a homosexual actor.
Exactly.
Okay, but what about the fact that Eddie Redmain got a lot of flack for playing that role in the Danish Girl where he was transgender?
Everyone was like, a transgender could have played this.
And it's like, okay, sure, but now it's kind of flipped on itself.
But then it's not acting.
Yeah, exactly.
Do I need to be a medieval wench to play one?
No.
No.
And I have.
I have a medieval wench.
Witch number three.
But yeah, like, I'm trying to work out how this works.
So she is a biological male.
Was the role she was playing of a female character?
I think it was a man's character.
And it doesn't, it doesn't matter.
The point is, is like, maybe there should be a category for like best trans actor.
No, that's a good point.
I mean, maybe we do need to open up a space for this kind of thing.
But then again, not that many people in the world are trans people.
Well, then they'll always win.
There you go.
Give a better chance.
Well, this is a great idea.
Or they should just remove the gendered categories completely.
Yeah.
And have like three awards for like gold, platinum, silver.
Yeah.
Best actor.
And then who cares what gender they are?
Yeah, like words.
I think we would get that.
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Witch number three, yeah.
All right.
Well, the Oscars will be calling us later.
Okay, so that's kind of a sad story that we just kind of touched on.
Yeah, it's a little bit of erasure of women.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, women don't always erase themselves.
Sometimes they put it all out there.
Is that correct?
Do they do that?
Yeah, not us.
We're a couple of prudes, but, you know, there are a couple times where celebrities bear it all on Instagram.
Oh, 70 plus times.
Oh, my God.
Just a few.
This is a few times.
Let's show you guys some of these.
I don't know who any of these people are.
I don't know who they are.
Okay, so for people listening, we're looking at a bare butt.
It's a big booty.
What is happening right now?
This is just pornography.
Am I such a prude?
No.
Oh, of course Lizzo has to.
Yeah, Lizzo.
Lizzo's bearing a lot.
Instead of taking photos, Lizzo, why don't you just work out?
Get in the water and Britney Spears.
Yeah.
Okay, Britney Spears looks amazing, but still.
I still think it's like you're a mother.
Yeah.
Take the photo.
Keep it in your album, you know?
Like, you look great.
When you don't look so good, you're going to want to look at that and be like, wow, I look amazing hot.
Do you need to be a little bit more?
Not Lizzo, though.
No, not Lizzo.
No.
Maybe just for like befores and afters.
Okay, there's some more.
But here's the thing: like, does this need to be on the global stage?
And if so, why and how is that empowering for women?
Like, I don't understand.
Like, do you think men are looking at this?
Oh, there's a guy.
All right.
I guess it's, but it's not an equal point.
Here's what I was, my first thought when looking at that attractive, topless man, I was like, well, you know what?
Let him.
Yeah.
I'm enjoying it, but that's what men are saying about Kendall Jenner's butt.
That's what I mean.
Exactly.
Like, how is it?
Am I empowering that guy by going, ooh, nice L.
Yeah, like, slap in his butt.
Like, is that empowering?
Because I don't think it is.
I think I'm objectifying him.
Yeah, and if a man's looking at this image of a naked woman, like feminism has failed because men are like, oh, please don't take off your clothes, beautiful woman.
Like, then it just doesn't make sense.
Like, I've heard that theory that, like, feminist men, and it's not just a theory, I feel like I've experienced it too.
Feminist men will encourage women to be more provocative.
And it's like, it's your right.
Like, we're here for you.
It's a safe space.
Like, take off your top.
It's like, take it off.
Yeah.
I once, when I was in college, it was comedy school.
So, you know, like an interesting crowd.
No, for sure.
But someone, one of my classmates asked me if I was a feminist.
And I was like, no, I don't consider myself a feminist in this modern definition.
And he was like, what?
What's wrong with you?
You're putting your sex back.
And I was like, I'm sorry, sir.
Like, okay, I'll do what you say, mister.
Like, I guess I am because you said so.
Like, don't tell me what to do.
Like, am I a feminist then?
Because I'm like, screw you, dude.
Like, I'm not going to listen to you.
Yeah, it's almost as if feminism now serves men.
Huh.
Well, that's exactly what we're seeing with the erasure of women and men going into women's prisons and men winning women's awards.
Like sports.
Yeah, like, guess what?
You guys are stronger and faster than us.
Now you're just going to erase all of our accomplishments.
Not ours, because, you know, maybe.
We'll see.
I did play House League girls hockey.
So there we go.
An actor and an athlete.
What can't you do?
Exactly.
Okay.
So this one is kind of switching gears a little bit here, but this one's really sad.
And it does speak to the state of the world and how feminism and sex positivity has kind of ruined Gen Z.
So Gen Z is now declaring that holding hands is more intimate than sex.
At first, I was confused by this.
And we had to talk about it yesterday, but it basically boils down to like they're having so much sex without intimacy that they're like, eh, it's just sex.
Yeah, I slept with him.
Yeah, I slept with her.
But holding hands, oh no.
Yeah.
No, no, I'm only going to do that with, like, that's so weird, so awkward.
Like, I'm only going to do that with someone super special.
It's like, guys.
Like, that's so, like, it's more daring and illicit than taking all our clothes off after having just exchanged numbers.
Like, I don't know about y'all, but like, for me, stripping down naked is a bit of a vulnerable thing.
A little bit.
And also, I can hold hands with literally anyone at any time.
Like, hold my hand, you know?
Like, it's like, oh, it's too intimate.
I don't like holding hands.
My sister's always trying to hold my hand.
She has these like little, tiny, little baby hands.
And she's like 25, but she just happens to have these like little hands.
And she's like, hold my hand.
And I'm like, no, no, thank you.
It makes me feel weird.
We all have our boundaries.
Yeah, that's fine.
It's like a hug.
Yeah, well, that's intimate as well.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's just like a me thing.
I'm also not comparing it to sex.
No, absolutely.
The article goes on to say that literally these people have held fewer hands than they've had sex.
That's messed up.
Is that including kindergarten?
Exactly.
Like, what the heck?
Like, that is so depressing.
And I think it just speaks to the fact that this whole sex positive movement has really stifled us as women and as, I guess, a whole generation.
We'll see how this affects them in their relationships when they grow up.
It reminds me of girls who were on Old NieFans.
Yeah.
And how that's like, I got an ad for OnlyFans.
So I was scrolling Reddit, just like reading random, you know, subreddits.
Yeah.
And there's a little ad and it didn't have any provocative pictures on it.
It had a picture of ramen noodles.
And it was like, upgrade your meals.
Start making money on OnlyFans today.
And I was like, whoa, that's an ad for prostitution, right?
I don't, yeah, like, they'll say, oh, no, you can do like guitar lessons on OnlyFans.
Like, sure.
Which of you men are watching guitar lessons on OnlyFans?
Only the ones that are naked.
It's like, and so a woman or a young girl will see that, think it's okay because it's being advertised to her on like a base, like a pretty legitimate source, like Reddit.
And she'll expose herself and she can never take that back.
No.
Like, once their photos are out there, people will download them, share them.
It's like, you can't take that back.
You did it for the money.
The money's probably spent.
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
Well, and it's the same with just going on these sexual exploits anyway, like having all of these partners and stuff.
And I understand like people are at a different place in their lives and stuff, but like you can't take that back.
So like, is it worth it to have these meaningless encounters with men?
Like I don't, I don't know.
I mean, I've been watching Sex in the City.
Oh yeah, me too.
Samantha is an interesting character because I would agree with you.
I'm like, I wish I could take back any sexual partner I have had that I'm not going to end up married to.
Like I wish I could just erase it all.
Yeah.
You can't, whatever.
But like Samantha from Sex in the City, basically Samantha's just like, no, I love sex.
I want more of it all the time.
I don't care.
And it's like, I don't know any women like that.
Yeah, and then she ends up alone.
Yeah.
You know?
And now the actor won't be on sex in the, like, the reboot because she's like, I'm in my 60s.
I don't want to play a whore on TV.
Like, I'm tired.
Yeah, I'm tired.
I just want to sit at home with my glass of wine.
Yeah, she's probably like happy wearing her glasses.
Yeah.
Nice, like, what are those?
Remember those songs?
Ripping out her gray hairs.
Oh, she.
Not that I would ever have to do that.
No.
But yeah, she's probably at home like enjoying her 60s or however old she is.
Maybe she's not 60.
She doesn't really look 60.
Hope she's not listening.
Oh my gosh.
Sorry, Candy, control.
Vaccine Blame Game00:15:18
Yeah.
Sorry.
She's Canadian, too, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
She's great.
She's great.
She's the best character.
But I've never met a real life Samantha.
Have you?
No.
Actually, yes, I have.
That's a lie.
And she kind of looks like her, but she's very unhappy.
Really?
Yeah, she's in my prayers.
Okay.
Because I know girls who acted that way, but then secretly they'd be like, oh my God, he didn't call me back.
And I'm like, so you do care.
That's a good point.
You do care.
That's a good point.
Like, every girl's like, oh, I don't care.
Like, I slept with them.
But then when you eventually don't date, they're like, f ⁇ .
Yeah.
I think like when you're intimate with someone, you have that spiritual attachment forever.
Whether you know it or not, it'll come up at some point.
And maybe it's different for different people, obviously.
But I just think the culture of like pushing over sexualization on children may be not great.
No.
And just normalizing, you know, one night stands and like gender fluidity.
It's like, some things should be sacred.
Yeah.
I sound like such a prude.
I know that.
You sound like a mom.
I know.
I'm such a, I'm such an old lady.
You're such a bigot.
So, Gen Z, pray for them.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
Seriously, praise this.
Not only are they being screwed by the school system with COVID-19.
They're being screwed by each other.
They're being screwed by each other.
Ayo.
Ayo.
So that brings us to COVID-19.
Yay.
Everyone's favorite topic.
Yeah.
It's not at all tired.
Oh, my gosh.
No, I love talking about COVID.
I mean, I say that and I roll my eyes, but yeah, it's important to talk about because it's like not going away.
Yeah, and I think some people still haven't hopped on the train.
You know, like they're not on our page.
There's a lot of people.
They need to get on our page.
Exactly.
So I think it's important to keep talking about it.
Keep the narrative alive so that people will be like, hey, maybe something is wrong.
Yeah, I think it'll take like 30 years before most, like the majority of people are like, yeah, we done messed up.
We done wrong.
Yeah, but now I see people all the time, mostly on Twitter, but they're like, yes, it's a pandemic of the unvaccinated.
And every time I see a maskless person in a store, I know they're the reason we're still in this.
And it's like, my opinion, as a non-medical expert, is like, no, no, I'm not the reason.
It's the media, it's the politicians perpetuating this flu-like sickness that is really not killing that many people anymore.
No.
Certainly not healthy ones.
Not children.
Not children.
So what are we doing?
I don't know.
What are we doing?
So let's, what do we want to talk about COVID-19?
Well, apparently this weekend, this past weekend, in Toronto, there was an ambulance shortage.
People are blaming Doug Ford, but actually, if you scroll through and read the article, it's on Blog TO, there's like a circle of blame happening.
So the vaccinated are blaming the unvaccinated who are filling the hospitals, and then it's like this endless cycle.
People are blaming the fact that vaccine mandates, paramedics may have been terminated because of these mandates.
So there's a lot of blame, not a lot of accountability.
Not a lot of love.
Yeah.
Not a lot of people going to the hospital for what they need.
They're like elective surgeries.
Yeah.
None of that.
We're just going to blame and just throw the just blame everyone.
But okay, so to your point about the media, the media is covering Omicron.
They're like rapidly spreading.
These are the cases.
These are the numbers.
People are going to get afraid.
They're going to react like a hypochondriac and they're going to call 911 unnecessarily.
Yes.
You know, there's so many things that could be contributing to this.
Like you said, vaccine mandates for paramedics.
Is it actually unvaccinated sick people filling the ICU or is it just hypochondriacs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's hard.
It's hard to know.
Oh, here's an interesting.
So we're looking at a tweet right now from Roman Baber.
He is like highlighting this paramedic.
Her name's Scarlett Martin, and she was an exemplary paramedic for 23 years and was fired for not vaccinating.
This is like a beautiful woman who likes helping people, who's good at it.
She's now been fired because of a vaccine mandate.
And now, you know, whether it's causation or correlation, we have people who are not able to get to the hospital when they need to.
So it's like, I don't know if that's the cause, but it doesn't look good.
It's alarming.
Yeah.
Like, what if you call 911 and there's nobody there?
That's terrifying.
Like, that's truly horrific.
Yeah.
And we live in like a metropolitan city in a free democratic country.
Allegedly.
Yes.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
It's called democracy.
Okay, so this article, where is this from?
True North.
True North.
Our friends over at True North.
So zero ambulances.
Unvaccinated Toronto paramedic warns of staffing shortage.
Oh, this is in November.
Oh, wow.
Of 2021.
Yeah.
So this happened a couple months ago.
I mean, it seems like so long ago, but it's only January.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's not like we're shocked by this.
And isn't outside of COVID like ambulance shortages a thing?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Similar with nurses, right?
Like it's just, it's always been a crisis, and I think this has just made COVID's just exploded the problem, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good stuff.
Yeah.
Well, life's great.
Well, I don't know what the solution is there.
Usually I like to come with a solution, but I don't have one.
We're just going to talk about it.
Just don't need an ambulance, is the solution.
No, I'm just kidding.
There's this bad COVID take.
There's a few.
There's been a few.
I don't know who this lady is.
Who's this lady?
She said, we should dance on the graves of the unvaccinated.
This is in the LA Times.
Like, that's like, isn't that a pretty decent size media outlet?
I think so.
Okay, so mocking anti-vaxxers, COVID deaths is ghoulish.
Yes, but it may be necessary.
Is it necessary?
Because I don't think that's going to make, like, I think she thinks that we will get vaccinated if they make fun of the deaths of unvaccinated COVID patients.
That's not how I feel.
No.
Like, if you're just, you are a ghoul.
You're being a ghoul.
That's not going to make me come to your side.
Like, where is the flipping humanity?
Yeah.
Where is the humanity?
And let's also talk about the fact, you ghoul.
You can still die from COVID if you're vaccinated.
So where's the science there, Linda?
No, and I would never ever wish anyone else.
Yeah, I would never celebrate the death of a vaccinated person with COVID.
Like literally would celebrate the death of someone.
Yeah.
But it seems like it comes this way.
It's like, no.
And I've seen, it was, what's his name?
Scott, the guy who, the Dilberg guy.
What's his name?
Oh, I don't know.
Anyways, I follow him on Twitter and he was saying, he was like, are people so in their own side that they're actually wishing vaccinated people die?
And we're like, no.
My mom's vaccinated.
Do you think I'm wishing that she dies just to prove my point?
Absolutely not.
I hope everyone who's vaccinated has no reactions and doesn't get COVID and doesn't die of COVID.
I just don't want to be vaccinated.
Yeah.
Those things can are not like, they're mutually exclusive.
They don't have to interact with each other.
I just don't want to get vaccinated.
I don't wish any ill on anyone who's vaccinated, but it seems like it comes this way.
And that frankly makes me not want to get vaccinated even more.
Oh, yeah.
Like, to be honest.
Because I'm a bit like, nah-uh.
Yeah.
Who was the politician, Macron, the French president, who was like, we're going to make it, what did he say?
He's like, we're going to make it very difficult.
We're going to like.
Yeah.
It's like, again, that only makes me want to not get vaccinated.
Like before, I was like, maybe.
It's like, no, no, you're now you're being a bully and it makes me question everything and I'm not going to do it out of spite now.
So see you in camp?
Yes.
See you in rocks in the gulag.
Perfect.
Oh, but this is fun and also very relevant.
So Trudeau says there are enough vaccines for all Canadians to get their fourth dose.
I guess we're behind four doses.
Oh my gosh.
Should we get them all at the same time?
I was thinking about it.
But he really planned ahead for this one.
He doesn't seem like the type to plan ahead.
So it looks like we're not going to be out of this vaccine cycle anytime soon.
No.
Because he's, isn't he building a Moderna factory?
Oh, I'm sure.
And I'm sure maybe he'll move in.
I really wish I knew the answer to this.
I'm thinking Moderna doesn't only make mRNA vaccines.
They probably make other stuff.
I don't think they ever made a vaccine ever.
Sure.
So maybe the factory will make other stuff that people need.
I don't know.
Sure.
Let's assume.
And it's also like it's jobs.
He's bringing jobs.
That's cool.
But it seems like we're on this like never-ending treadmill.
And like, how many doses is it going to be?
Like, 50.
And like, there's now a study that came out of Europe that said, oh, well, it didn't say oh, I'm saying oh.
But it said scientists are warning that boosters can lower your immunity to A, COVID and other diseases and viruses.
So you might actually be reducing your body's ability to fight off all infections by continuously getting boosted.
So that's coming out in Europe and it's like our prime minister's like, la I can't hear you.
We're just going to keep boosting.
And like I was driving on the highway today and there's this, I'm sure you've seen them.
There's so many ads, digital ads, get boosted.
Like maybe we should talk about this because there's evidence coming out now that's saying, maybe you shouldn't.
Well, also, why would I get boosted if I know that it doesn't stop the spread of COVID?
Or if I've already had COVID.
Exactly.
Like there's just no room for open discussion here.
And I think that's been the biggest problem, obviously, for the last, how many years are we at 17?
Oh, God, yeah.
1780.
I've aged 10 years during this pandemic.
I got a wrinkle.
Just one.
Oh.
16.
So.
You look amazing.
Thanks so much.
And then, okay, so more vaccine.
I hate talking about the vaccine, but it's like the only thing to talk about, I feel like.
Well, yeah, because it's their shackle on us.
How many times a day do you hear the word vaccine?
Oh my gosh.
We should drink every time we hear a vaccine.
Water.
Be like, wasted.
So hydrating.
Wasted on water.
But like, so Dr. Moore, Dr. Kieran Moore, I guess he's our chief public health Ontario guy.
I don't know.
I feel like there's too many names to keep up with.
So recently Quebec announced that they were going to potentially be taxing the unvaccinated.
And Dr. Kieran Moore said, no, no, no, Ontario's not going to be doing that.
Oh, he's our top doctor.
Oh, whatever that means.
Yeah.
Like, who decides that?
I don't know.
He must have been appointed.
Like, he's the trending doctor.
He's like, just who's trendy?
He doesn't look like very trendy, though.
No.
He could use a little juzh.
He reminds me of like a hamster.
Aww.
Like a little cute, like, evil hamster.
Yeah, that's cute.
I don't.
So do you believe that he's actually going to stick with this?
I'm so bitter at this point.
Like, six months ago, I would have been like, oh, yay, they said they're not going to do that.
But they also said that they're not going to do vaccine passports.
And Trudeau has a clip from like a year ago.
It was on Skype or something.
And he's like, we are not a country that would make vaccines mandatory.
And it's like, we have walked so close to that line now.
I truly don't believe anything that these people say.
And Doug Ford, I think we talked about it earlier today.
Doug Ford said the same thing.
Like, Ontario, we're not going to do that.
And it's like, okay, well, there's an election coming up.
He's just playing the game.
Yeah.
They're all just playing the game.
Yeah.
And I mean, it's politics.
That's why it's like, that's why they call it politics.
It's like, it's a game.
Yeah.
So it's one of those things where the people who want to be politicians are the people who really shouldn't be politicians.
Like, I wish Jordan Peterson was a politician, but he would never want to because he has a soul.
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
I think it's a very, it's a lot of fun.
It's one of those like unfortunate truths in human nature.
You have to do it, but you want someone who's like, no, I don't want to be a leader.
And we're like, you're the leader.
Yeah.
But then, you know, that quote, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
So like, let's say Peterson was the prime minister of Canada.
Do you think he would be corrupted too?
It's really hard to say.
I mean, you got to wonder who's really in charge in this country.
Like, is it Prime Minister Trudeau?
Or is there somebody, you know, puffing?
I think it's Sophie.
It's Sophie Trudeau.
You know, I'd love to have her on this show.
I actually think if I could talk to anyone in Canada, it would be her.
I'd be like, so what's the tea?
Like, do you love your husband?
Yeah.
Does he like sleep with his eyes open?
He seems like the type.
Oh, good.
So speaking of famous people like the Trudeau's, maybe we should talk about our little conspiracy theory for the day.
We'll end, we'll end the episode with a tinfoil hat moment.
I wish I made us actual tinfoil hats.
We should actually put them on right now.
Okay, there we go.
Tinfoil hat.
Okay.
Are you buzzed in?
Yeah.
So they can no longer hear our thoughts.
So the tinfoil hat theory is that celebrities are not vaccinated.
Neither are our politicians.
That's what I think.
And if they took a video of them getting vaccinated, it was probably saline.
Because why would they?
Why would they?
Why would they?
They have all the money and the resources to fight the infection if they get it, which probably will.
They all fly private, so they don't need to do what they're doing.
They're not going to malls.
They're not going to airports.
They're not going to elementary schools.
And also, why would they take an experimental vaccine when they have no idea about the long-term effects?
And they're all healthy and young.
Yeah.
Gorgeous.
Oh, look at that.
This is Boris.
That was gorgeous.
It's unfortunate imagery because we're looking at Boris Johnson right now.
It's a long type.
I mean, I do.
I do.
Oh, there's Biden, Biden getting his jab.
I wonder which booster this one is.
The saline booster.
You know, he probably should.
He doesn't leave the White House.
He is just, he's just a walking pincushion with pharmaceuticals at this point and like Botox and facelifts.
Have you seen his face just like three years ago?
He looks like this and now he's like.
I wonder if him and Nancy Pelosi go to the same guy.
His is much better.
Jennifer's Weekly Routine00:01:31
Yeah, his is a lot better than hers.
Hers is like, it's scarier than COVID restrictions.
Okay, so Jennifer Anison says anti-vaxxers are no longer in her weekly routine.
So what is it, a skincare thing?
She no longer uses the blood of anti-vaxxers.
Do we believe she even actually got vaccinated?
You know, she has that look of like, you know what?
She loves needles.
Look at her face.
Yeah, I was going to say, like, she has the look of like a frantic middle-aged woman who's just like, ah, everything's terrible.
I need to make everyone do what I say.
Do you think she has Nancy Pelosi on speed dab?
Yes.
Probably.
Maybe Jennifer Anderson is the exception to the celebrities are not vaccinated rule.
Okay, that's a good point.
There's probably a few.
Maybe.
And then all her friends are like, oh, really?
And like, who are these people in her weekly routine that she's cut out?
Because those are probably famous, rich people.
Yeah.
Like, and her, like, close friends.
Like, anyone you see weekly is like a good friend.
Yeah.
Like, you know, they're some rich and famous.
They're probably also rich and famous.
There you go.
Like, why are those people?
No, exactly.
That's a really good.
Vaccinated scum.
Hmm.
Those nasty super spreaders.
I think we can remove our tinfoil hat.
Okay.
No.
Yeah.
I think this is taking mine off and not trimple it.
There we go.
Wow.
Well, that was a doozy.
That was a doozer.
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