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Sept. 10, 2021 - Rebel News
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ANDREW CHAPADOS | How to Sell Your Soul w/Elijah Schaffer & Sydney Watson

Sydney Watson and Elijah Schaefer critique Andrew Chapados’ interview, mocking Texas’s liberties while blaming Biden and Harris for Afghanistan’s collapse—$80B wasted, weapons left for the Taliban, and feminist policies undermined by Sharia. They warn of climate lockdowns via emergency laws, dismiss TikTok’s "Lesbian Snow White" as propaganda exploiting sexualized attention-seeking, and label LGBTQ+ representation a "far-left militant ideology" brainwashing kids, citing 60% of junior high students identifying as queer. The episode reveals deep skepticism of progressive systems, framing them as self-sabotaging hypocrisies. [Automatically generated summary]

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Islands and Madness 00:12:12
Elijah Schaefer is host of Slightly Offensive and Sydney Watson is a popular YouTuber and commentator.
Together they are the hosts of the new Blaze TV show.
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Sydney, Elijah, thanks for joining me.
How are you guys doing today?
It's been a day.
But no, we're doing really well.
We're excited to chat to you.
We're actually in the middle of doing rehearsals for our new show, which is a time-consuming but fun process.
So it's been a lot of fun.
Yeah, we're also making fun of you too.
I'm so sorry.
You live in a prison colony up there.
We live in Texas.
It's the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And unfortunately, we're like one of the last four states still actually practicing our freedoms.
Well, what made you guys want to start a show together, a new show on Blaze TV there?
I would say that, well, so I've been harassing Elijah for probably about three years now to do a show with me, and we just never found the right opportunity.
And then suddenly this one kind of just fell in our lap a little bit.
And we thought, well, let's do it because we're very much on the same wavelength when it comes to our political stances.
We're very much on the same wavelength when it comes to the way that we think about the world.
And where we differ, we actually, I think, strengthen each other.
So I just think it's from being mates and also being two political commentators who thought that we could actually do something different.
Yeah, actually, she's just being too nice.
Justin Trudeau, and that's the reality.
And so is Vrziklian, however you pronounce it, and Dan Andrews and Joe Biden, who's a dementia patient, fortified his way into the office.
We're sick of it.
We're actually going mad and we were going crazy and we realized we need an outlet every day.
That's the honest thing.
We needed an hour every day to just get our brains out and to try to make sense of the world.
And the idea for the show was: I feel in politics right now like an eight-year-old me felt in a 1990s mall when I was lost and my mom told me that she was at Victoria's Secret and I didn't know who's Victoria.
Why can't we, why does she have a secret?
Why can't I go and meet her there?
So I'd go to the map, you know, find the map in the mall, and I would see a look for the little pin that said, you are here.
And then that would show me and help me to orientate myself and know where I was going.
And so we decided that we feel like little kids lost in the world and nothing makes effing sense, Andrew.
It doesn't make sense.
So we have to try to make sense of it every day.
This is basically the plot to the next Kevin Smith movie, I think is what you're actually saying.
So you mentioned how great Texas is, and I'm very jealous.
It's becoming sort of the new epicenter of content from everything from comedy to politics.
Why do you think that is?
You see so many creators moving to Texas.
You see, you know, Joe Rogan and Elon Musk as Alex Jones says they want to start the new Hollywood in Austin, Texas.
Why do you see it as a point for everybody to come together at?
Probably because they're not, the state is not choking people with taxes, I would say.
I don't know.
Texas is a free state where you can do what you want.
You can own guns.
You have actual civil liberties here that aren't being trampled on for the most part by the state.
And I think that a lot of these Californians are going, oh, that looks pretty great.
And then they hop over a couple borders and get here.
And now they're slowly destroying our state.
Isn't that right, Elijah?
Yeah, they've come here and they've begun to rebuild Hollywood, literally, down in Austin.
And it's growing.
And it's unfortunately, even the cities here are blue.
But I don't think people are really going to turn because a lot of the country is rural and people live rural and it's a big population.
But ultimately, people are coming here simply because this is one of the last places that gives you individual liberty.
And that's all it is, is that you don't have to wear masks.
Our government sues private businesses for violating your rights.
Here in Florida have been the strongest places.
And people don't want to go to Florida because it's too hot.
And also, people in Florida are very interesting.
I don't know if you've heard about Florida people, but what's an equivalent in Canada and Australia, Florida people?
For Florida people?
Okay, in Australia, the equivalent is Queenslanders or people from up north in Darwin.
They're very, very odd.
And I don't know in Canada, I guess all of you, all of you are a bit black in Queensland.
Yeah, but that's also why your wife is an interesting human, is she not?
I don't know the equivalent.
Andrew, what's the equivalent in Canada besides like the entire country?
You guys are so mean.
Newfoundland, I guess, the East Coast.
They have funny accents.
Don't they have a funny?
Yeah, yeah.
Aren't they on like an island?
It is a newfound land, you might say.
Do you see?
This is what happens.
You put people on islands and they go mental.
Yeah, but you know, we do love Canadians.
Actually, I do love the Canadians that are booing Justin Trudeau everywhere.
Like whoever you are that is going around on his tour, like mobbing his bus, making him feel scared and intimidated.
Good on you, because they should feel scared and intimidated when they take away your human rights.
And remember, people of the Crown, the government doesn't give you your rights.
The government doesn't give you rights.
God gives you your rights.
You are born with them.
They're inalienable.
And just because we have a constitution different than yours doesn't mean that that doesn't hold true.
And if you don't believe in God, then they come from the air.
They come from you being born.
There you go.
For all you science-y atheist people.
You know what?
Elijah's always taking stabs at me because now I'm like out and proud that I'm agnostic atheist.
And so everything that, everything he says is like, so Sydney, Jesus.
And I'm like, yes, interesting point there.
So anyway, that's very interesting.
2007 of you, Sydney.
Oh, I'm a cool edgy atheist.
What's that?
What was that show that was popular on YouTube in 2007?
The Atheist Talk from...
that's in Texas too, isn't it?
I don't know.
Probably.
I know.
It's like, you should start a YouTube channel, Sydney.
Oh, my God.
Holy crap.
Should I?
We have this nice little mic swivel.
We have a little swivel going because we only have one mic in my house.
For your viewers, Andrew, we should let them know that we've really put you through hell this afternoon trying to get this interview sorted.
We've definitely screwed your life up, and we are very, very sorry about that.
But, you know, I guess that sort of feeds into the entire premise of our show, which is you are here, everything's a mess, and so are we.
Yep.
And also, we have a fancy studio that has more than one mic.
So we're really sorry that we had to do this out of my home, my home studio, which was modeled after Infowars.
That's what I said.
That's right off the top.
I said there's the Infowars studio.
Sidney, you're Australian, I hear.
Yes, I am, in fact, Australian.
I want to get your thoughts on what's happening there.
And it's obviously terrible.
You've released a bunch of content from slightly offensive, but you're getting commentary on what's going on there.
It's basically turned into a police state.
I saw a video yesterday of the barrier between the states, people having to come and hug over the barrier.
I don't know why they just don't cross, shaking hands and everything.
But now we're starting to get videos of these COVID camps that are being built out in the middle of nowhere.
You might know where it is more accurately.
But I want to show this video and get your reaction to it.
Justin, do we have that, please?
Gold standard of quarantine, separate cabins, on-site testing, catering, and so far, no known breaches.
But the Queensland government reckons it can do better.
This is going to be a great boost for our defense against the Delta virus.
State cabinet has signed off on the WellCamp facility first proposed seven months ago.
Businessman John Wagner will build it next door to his airport.
And we will have the first 500 beds operational before Christmas.
The state government will lease it and run it.
The cost to taxpayers is being kept under wraps.
What fantastic value it will be if we can avoid just one lockdown.
The federal governments previously rejected the plan on grounds it's too far from a tertiary hospital.
But the deputy premiers declared it the perfect location.
Still.
So best case scenario, Sydney, this is just a friendly place to quarantine if you don't have a place to go.
In Canada, the COVID hotels, which I like to mention, some of which were owned by, some of which were owned by China, it didn't work out very well.
Allergies, people not being informed of when they can stay or go, allegations of sexual assault.
What is your takeaway from this, that there's a literal camp being built for quarantiners?
Yeah, I mean, I'm not tremendously surprised considering that Australia loves doing this sort of stuff.
I mean, it is a penal colony after all, or it was a penal colony rather.
I shouldn't even make that joke because I just get really mad at that.
But like on a serious note, I look at this and it makes me sick.
They're building a quarantine facility similar to this one actually up the road, just maybe 10, 15 minutes up the road from where my parents live, which is quite strange when you consider that.
And I guess the general thing, you know, for anybody who's watched the videos coming out of these quarantine facilities, there's one, Andrew, that I don't know if you saw, but one young man was filming the facility that he was in, and he said that a woman was chastised by police because she pulled her mask down to have some tea, to have a sip of her tea.
And I guess I'm just at a point where I look at my home country and I just think, like, Elijah can make jokes about it because he's got a wonderful sense of humor, whereas I'm a little bit doom and gloom.
And I look at this and it makes me really mad.
I don't know what else to say about it.
How would you feel if your countrymen are being shoved into quarantine camps and expected to participate in this nonsense when people need to remember that Australia has had fewer than a thousand deaths out of 26 million people?
It's just absurd.
It's all absurd.
I'm over it.
Elijah, there's now an app in southern Australia, and this was reported on our website the other day, that quarantine individuals need to give their location and provide a photograph to prove they're at home.
And I want to read a quote from the article.
It says, the state will text them at random times and thereafter they will have 15 minutes to take a picture of their face in the location where they're supposed to be.
Should they fail, the local police department will be sent to follow up in person.
Quote, we don't tell them how often or when.
On a random basis, they have to reply within 15 minutes, according to Premier Stephen Marshall.
Any thoughts on that?
What type of person gets on board with a program like this, Elijah?
Evil people.
These people, there's no good words for them.
This is a children-friendly show.
They suck boiled eggs, you know?
They really do.
If you're siding with this stuff, you're a pathetic imbecile.
You're a loser.
And I will call you names because you are siding with not only the wrong side of history, but with tyranny, with fascism, with authoritarianism.
Someplace, it depends where you go.
It's a combination of all three.
It could be tech oligarchies working with authoritarian leaders.
It could be literal fascism as we're seeing in places like France and malls, as you're seeing in Australia.
I mean, an app like this is the ultimate police state.
And it's so sad, ultimately speaking, that we've gotten to the point to where they've used the Industrial Revolution and the technological revolution that's followed as a means to destroy us and to weaken us, which is why it looks like it didn't work out so well for us in the end.
And our phones have been our downfall.
We've been addicted to them.
We've been using them.
People are used to giving up all their information to Snapchat.
You know, on Instagram, their terms of service are so strong that technically they have the right to spy on you too.
As long as you use their app, you don't even have to agree to anything.
You just have to have their app downloaded and a profile made.
And they technically could spy on anything that you do on your device.
So since we've gotten so used to this already, people are like, oh, I guess this is just the same thing, except for the fact that they use your information, Instagram and Snapchat, to sell to advertisers.
And in this case, they're going to use your information to send you to jail or to give you a massive fine.
So that we've really devolved here as a society.
And that's just to show you the point.
I mean, I know this is sort of hammering like an old nail here, but I mean, Australians gave up their guns in 1996.
They traded liberty for safety, and that's essentially what they're doing here again today.
And many of them are so cucked out.
They're just super cucked out to the government that they're snitching on each other, and people are afraid.
They don't know who's a snitch and who's not.
And so now this is even worse.
I mean, if you have a phone, you are now a prisoner in your own country.
Afghanistan's Feminist Dilemma 00:08:06
And there's not much you could do besides use violence or vote these people out.
And I hope it's the latter.
I want to talk about something that's closer to home to you, Elijah, which is the Afghanistan topic.
There's lots of conspiracy circulating around how the pullout could be so bad.
Is it possible that the strategy was actually this bad?
Or are we missing something here?
I mean, the Taliban has a new military.
I think it's over 80,000 vehicles.
They could probably fend off any type of insurgency in the region.
What do you think is the reason behind this?
And what do you think this means for the future of the country and the region?
Well, inshallah, you know, my brothers.
I remember your cable, I think your cable network or somebody that worked in your government called the Taliban our brothers.
So I was like, yeah, that's the Minister of Equality and Female Affairs, I believe is her title.
And she said, our brothers, the Taliban.
Yeah, the Afghani refugees here did not like that.
Yeah, that sounds a little bit gh, you know what I mean?
To be actually coming out strong like that and calling the Taliban your brothers.
I mean, besides the fact that some of them, I'm not sure if the Taliban, some of them are probably having sex with young boys.
So I guess in that way, they have the brotherhood going on there.
But ultimately speaking, it was a disastrous pullout.
I've never been a big fan of Islam.
I don't care.
I've met some great people who claim to be Muslims.
They're not really strong practicing Muslims.
I think Islam is a dangerous ideology.
I think that we should have been very careful in that region.
Number one, to obviously not continue endless wars, but to realize that we didn't want to repeat Syria 2.0 on terms of an immigration crisis, which we currently have going on right now.
And then we also didn't want to repeat Saigon 2.0 in terms of a nasty pullout militarily.
We basically got everything wrong because of our generals talking mostly here about being quote and trying to identify white rage, letting military members use government funds to chop off their pee-pees and become the tea people.
And so we've had our priorities off.
And unfortunately, all the rainbow flags and critical race theory didn't equip our soldiers for the disastrous leadership.
And when we leave all those weapons there like that, it's just a mocking, it's a mocking shot from the entire world to us that it looks like we couldn't even get equipment out.
We couldn't even bomb the equipment.
I mean, we are that absolutely pathetic.
And to have our president on the stage, literally saying we are not, there's no way that the government is going to collapse.
And then we find out it did collapse.
And then we realize he was talking to the president of Afghanistan, saying that he knew that things might collapse, but they wanted to lie to the public together and make a different public image.
That's impeachable.
This has been a scam.
And if he doesn't die in office, I mean, he needs to be removed.
And Kathleen Kamala, well, I don't think she's much better, to be completely honest.
She's like a hyena.
And she also is like one of the lowest pulling people.
And she also might have, you know, to get into the office.
That's a rumor.
I don't know if it's true, but people say it is.
People say it's true.
I'm not saying it is because I don't know.
Passing the mic to Sydney now.
Sydney, there's so many comments.
I mean, Biden said it that they expect them to do the right thing.
Trudeau said that, you know, we expect them to step up.
They said they were hoping that they were going to have the inclusive feminist government, which obviously didn't happen within hours.
Are the politicians so lost that it's hard for them to come up with any reasoning or strategy without just throwing to buzzwords like we need a feminist government and things of that nature?
You know, it's kind of an interesting point that you bring up, the whole inclusive feminist government or the pro-women government that apparently the Americans think that the Taliban will construct, considering that a huge portion of Islam requires women to effectively be treated as second-class citizens.
That's an interesting concept.
This is why people think when they're like, Siddhi, why are you doing a show with Elijah?
He doesn't like women.
And I'm like, I know Elijah loves women.
It's the Taliban that doesn't actually confirm.
No, but it's bizarre to me that you have this virtue signaling.
No, you know what?
It's not bizarre to me.
It's expected that there's virtue signaling coming out of the White House for many of the reasons that Elijah just articulated.
And I think it's quite, again, it's quite humorous because you have the White House saying one thing, when on the other hand, the reality, and it's not a joking matter, but the reality is that you have these people trying to enforce Sharia law, which has some very, very, it's predominantly an anti-woman set of ideals and ideologies.
And I think Islam is exactly the same.
And I know that Islam has a stranglehold over there in Canada, like it also does in Australia too.
So that's quite terrifying when you think about that.
But I mean, if anybody's surprised that this is what the government is saying here in the U.S., I don't know what to tell you.
You haven't been paying attention.
I mean, it's like Elijah said, they're more concerned with promoting this woke, virtue signaling, ridiculous ideology than they are actually calling a spade a spade and saying, hey, what we let happen in Afghanistan is completely and utterly not okay.
What's going to happen to not only women and girls, but as Elijah rightly pointed out, the little boys, because there are customs in Afghanistan where little boys are treated, dressed up as little girls and are treated as, I don't know what I can say on your show, Andrew, but like effectively sex objects.
It's like sex dolls for them.
Yeah, it's, I mean, there's a lot of really, really messed up things that come out of regimes like this.
And I think that we can't understate that.
The fact that the fact that our government is honestly makes me want to just fling myself into a volcano.
Are there any volcanoes in America?
I think we're looking for a volcano in Afghanistan so we can throw the Taliban in there.
Honestly speaking, do you know that when that woman asked, when they were like, oh, are you guys going to have an inclusive, like, going to respect women's rights and stuff?
You're like, brother, the boys are back in town.
This is Islam.
Wait, no, no.
There was a vice.
I don't know if you guys saw.
I don't know if your audience saw or you saw, Andrew, but there was a, you're talking about that vice clip where the woman says, so she's a reporter.
And she goes, so basically, you know, what do you think of women's rights?
Are you going to institute women's rights?
And no joke, these Taliban people or these terrorists start to laugh.
And they're like, turn the camera off.
It's just because they don't value women.
Let's be bloody real.
They don't value women.
There is nothing feminist about Islam as an ideology.
Can we just put that out there?
Yeah.
And can we also say, too, to the people who continually defend Islam by saying, well, I know a good Muslim.
Yes.
Okay.
I have too.
But when you look at the amount of people who are sympathetic in Islam to ISIS over time, and when you look at actually studies, do you know this?
I don't know if you know this, Andrew.
Do you know that there's been a fight recently about the UK government because they've been saying that the armed forces of the UK are not diverse enough?
But after doing some fact-checking, it turns out during the height of ISIS that more Muslims left or were overseas fighting for Islamic extremist groups than for the armed forces.
And then fact-checkers came in and said, Trump was lying.
It is not 1,500 people that were fighting for ISIS and only 565 or 465, I think, or no, 565 fighting for the armed forces.
Only 465 Muslims were fighting for ISIS that we could count, even though there's no database and we don't really know.
On top of that, yes, there are other groups like Al-Qaeda and they were people fighting with the Taliban and people fighting with, I think it's like Al-Nursa and also, yeah, the UK, then we don't know how many, but there's tons of groups.
But in the end, like imagine that there were more UK Muslims fighting for Islam overseas than fighting for their own government.
That's, oh, diversity is our strength.
Well, at least in that specific place of military strength, it looks like diversity was your weakness and it didn't have a net positive.
That's why I'm not a fan of Islam.
It's not because, like, maybe those 465 people or 500 or whatever it was were cool.
But then there's like, yeah, but there's more of them that hate the country fighting against Western values.
Like, that's not racist to say.
They were fighting against their own country's coalition.
That shows you what the ideology predominantly breeds, which are enemies of Western civilization and freedom.
And that's been well documented and known.
And so it's like destabilizing the situation and bringing these people over to our countries is just absolutely ridiculously stupid.
They don't want to be Westerners.
Lockdowns and Climate Change 00:03:59
They don't want to blend in.
And for the few that may really want to do that, good, then go through strict standards, do what you need to do.
But this is a disaster, and they're using this to fundamentally change and transform Western countries.
And Trudeau loves it.
He's like, bring more of them in.
How dare you extrapolate from history, Elijah Schaefer?
Yes, Trudeau.
He opens his mouth, and I'm like, I don't know who could do that.
Goodness.
Wow, he knows.
Someone put a camp on in that.
I don't have restrictions on the speech in my show, but you guys are just looking to get segments.
I can't bleep it.
You can bleep it.
I'll bleep everything.
It makes it more fun if you bleep it, actually.
Maybe people are like, what are they saying?
Maybe we'll just chalk it up to not hearing Sidney's accent or not understanding her accent.
I want to get to like there's so many conspiracy theories that are coming true these days.
I'm inclined to read some of them.
And the possibility of climate emergencies came up to me about a year ago, I'd say, when everybody's saying the next thing for lockdowns is going to be climate change lockdowns and to mitigate pollution and carbon emissions.
When I did Streeters at a, what are they called?
I forget the name of the group.
They're all around the world.
Extinction Rebellion.
Thank you, producer Justin.
When I was at one of their protests, they were saying that things are doing well right now, climate-wise, because of the lockdowns.
So I want to play one of Joe Biden's most recent clips where I'm sure after this, people are going to start saying the lockdowns are coming for climate.
Can we play that, Justin?
For decades, scientists have warned of extreme weather would be more extreme, and climate change was here, and we're living through it now.
We don't have any more time.
I hope no one on the telephone or on the road an awful lot between California, Idaho, New Orleans, excuse me, not New Orleans, Louisiana, but in New Orleans, Mississippi, and here.
I mean, every part of the country.
Every part of the country is getting hit by extreme weather.
And we're now living in real time what the country's going to look like.
We're fine over here.
We can't turn it back very much, but we can prevent it from getting worse.
And so we're all in this together, and we've got to make sure that we don't leave any community behind.
And it's all across the country.
New Orleans, no, not New Orleans, Louisiana, but also New Orleans.
It's a very confusing time to have Joe Biden.
Sidney Watson, are climate lockdowns coming?
Yeah, well, you know, I'd actually never thought about it.
I watched a video of Justin Trudeau actually making a Freudian slip.
I can't even speak.
Freudian slip.
Freudian slip between saying something about COVID and saying something about climate change.
And he basically insinuated the same thing.
So although I hadn't put much stock into it until you just brought it up, I can't see a reason why they would not start instituting this because people need to remember that there's now all this legislation in place.
So, not only that, but you have a precedent that's been set that means that at any given opportunity, government, you know, not well, any government, not just federal, but also the state governments can now enact some of this crazy emergency legislation.
And who's to say then that they're not going to do that for the climate crisis?
I think it's a weird one, too, because the more that people turn away from climate change and the more that people question the narrative of climate change, the more that they're going to start to enforce this sort of stuff.
And I don't really buy into a lot of the conspiracy stuff.
Like, I'm pretty on the fence about a lot of it.
You know, I go, well, there could be some truth to it, but I would really like to see some cold hard evidence more than anything.
And with this, it no, honestly, I really now worried.
Ah, Andrew, now I'm worried.
Now I'm worried.
Why She's Part of the System 00:13:02
I like the fact that she said she's not into conspiracy theories, but she's actually cute.
This is cute, ladies and gentlemen.
It wasn't that little, little crippled disabled boy.
Did you watch that guy?
They thought it was a disabled boy.
Well, I'm just going to say, I'm going to drop it here.
It was Sydney this entire time.
You guys got duped.
Sorry.
I always knew that Trump was coming back.
I just, I needed to let everybody know.
August is over.
Oh, my clans got it.
Pillow gate is over.
Elijah, I want to talk to you about, I think, your most important online beef of all time.
It's monumental.
It's causing waves.
And it's the beef with the TikTok girl with the pronouns from a week or so ago.
She's one of these, you know, pronoun girls who she's going to explain the pronouns that five other people use in her high school.
I watch The Cringe.
I love The Cringe.
We watch it at my house.
People tell me to turn it off, the TikTok cringe.
Let's go ahead and show the video, which was actually a response to you that she made.
So like a 2004 mixtape, she responded to your response.
And I just want to play this because it's great.
Hello, friends.
It's Lesbian Snow White here, aka the pronoun gal, and on a super offensive podcast known as slightly offensive, they decided to talk about one of my TikTok videos known as the non-binary parent title video, which has been circulating around the conservative TikTok area for God knows what reason.
Anyway, here's what they said, and I have some stuff to say afterwards.
I'm epiphany about these things.
Why guys like young girls?
Maybe this is what this is.
Maybe what we're seeing here is the evolvement of the stupid girls who just like wanted sexual attention.
Don't women want to get attention.
That's kind of offensive.
It's just true.
The point is, if you're like this girl, you and a bikini, you know, your OnlyFans is going to become your only fan.
You know, drop the S. She's cute, but she's not like, she doesn't exude sexual energy.
She just has a cute little nerdy energy, right?
She's not going to get 10,000 likes.
You know, she gets 10,000 likes.
It's spreading propaganda.
It's just an attention scene.
Which is why it's always gay, queer men, and these kind of looking girls that are making these kind of videos.
Yeah.
So at the end of the day, we are in desperate need of a better education system.
One where we are taught how to love and respect each other because wow, this type of hate is just rooted within the system.
And it is so sad to see.
It is so disheartening.
And I just Truiser Justin really nodding along with this one.
Elijah, can you expand on what your point was in that video?
And is it because you have not been educated in love?
So let's just break down a few things.
Number one, before I even talk about what I said, her part of we need a new education system.
Like, I'm not a teacher.
Like, I'm not involved in the education system.
I don't know what she's referring to.
Teach you to learn how to love.
And when did the education system become about teaching people how to learn and love?
Like, that has nothing to do with the education system, ma'am.
But also, too, and then I love she's like, this is hate.
And like, I literally said nice things about her.
Number one, I said that she was nice.
So the key thing about her, can we get her on screen?
Is that what we can get her on screen?
Like just a video of her when she's talking, when she introduces herself, she is got these real like kind of like sexual movements.
It's kind of like kiddie, like play porn type stuff.
And she's got these like kind of revealing outfits where she shows her stomach.
And yeah, see, that's my point.
Is like, and she's kind of like acting like so cute, and she emphasizes her sexuality at the beginning.
She's a lesbian, she wants everyone to know.
And so, my whole point is that basically, like, a lot of these TikTok cringe people are people who they couldn't get like famous from being like hot or sexy.
Like, she's not good looking enough to where if she took her shirt off or like showed her cleavage, if it exists, that she's going to get a lot of people to follow her.
So, she's got to find another way to kind of whore herself out to the public in a certain way and get people to like buy into her bullshit.
And the way that she does that is by doing weird sexual movements, showing her stomach, and then spreading propaganda because propaganda and cleavage are both contagious to the eyes of many people.
So, and so it's true.
So, she uses something else, and she's very popular.
Good on her for using it.
And so, my point was actually praising her, saying she's actually really successful with propaganda.
She combines kind of like sexual energy with propaganda because her boobs couldn't do it alone.
And that is a real factual statement.
I rest my case.
Hate speech is not okay, Sydney.
Hate speech is not okay, Sydney.
Sydney, let me pose a question to you, please.
Okay, listen.
I just want to point out that she's saying, like, hate speech is not okay.
This is part of the system.
And it seems like, on one hand, she's just saying someone who's disagreeing with her is simultaneously just a big part of the system.
But at the same time, she's espousing these buzzwords and phrases that only the system approves of, that the system artificially pushes to the top of your feed.
So, she's also saying that you're fearful of her.
Where do you think she's coming from on this?
And we're at a part in society, I guess, where TikTok is a major role.
And she's saying things that are approved essentially by the state.
I mean, this is China's app.
And then she's saying that you're a part of the system and the system needs to be changed to make sure you're more loving.
What sense can we make of her side of the aisle on this?
Don't you find it funny though that this girl is probably born out of academia, that she probably went to university and picked up all these ideas and buzzwords and sentences and phrases from university.
Because I know that for anybody who's been to university who has spent any length of time there, if you come out of it not being brainwashed and a little bit brain-dead, you have you are doing great.
You are smooth sailing.
Life will be great for you.
So, yeah, no, I actually totally agree with what you're saying here.
It's funny to me that these people are so indoctrinated that they don't realize that they are, in fact, a product of the system that they seem to want to criticize.
It's bizarre, right?
Like, if you control everything, the media, Hollywood, the governments, if you control the press, the free press, all that sort of stuff, and yet you complain that there's still racism and transphobia and all this sort of stuff, it's like, but you guys control that.
So, either you're not doing a very good job at ameliorating it, or you are, in fact, all those things that you claim that you dislike.
And I think that this is case in point of that.
Also, it's hilarious to me that she's saying that Elijah's being hateful too, because he complimented her quite a lot.
I mean, you said she was cute.
You said, Yeah, you said she was cute.
I just said that she didn't have enough sexual energy to take her clothes off and to get the following.
So, she, so she took off her humility and her pride and her ego and apparently her entire reputation and decided to push this stuff, which is propaganda, state-enforced propaganda.
But because it's edgy and it's new, it's a good way to get following.
So, it's that same kind of like slut mentality.
I didn't say she's a slut, but it's a slut mentality where the girls want attention and they just want people to like like, put, like, so a girl will like whore herself out online and show her, like, pull her breasts out.
And even like, that goes with all, you know, everywhere that women's beauty is one of their highest esteemed features.
And I'm not anti-woman, it's just a lot of girls know that that's an easy way to get ahead.
And so, then, if that's not the option for you, if you're not dropped dead gorgeous or have this kind of wedge just lure people in, then you're gonna have to find another extreme way to sell your soul.
And that way, she's chosen to sell her soul is to spread lies and things that damage people's psyche and brain and crush them because we are attracted to the things that destroy us, like alcohol, cigarettes, of course, pornography, and also these ideas.
The human brain is naturally, we're born into a fallen state, and so we are attracted to things that will make us incomplete and broken.
And she capitalizes off that.
And for that, she's a champion and a warrior of evil and darkness.
And she does it with a pretty cute little voice, and it's disgusting.
And I see through your bullshit.
Have you noticed, Jude, that I love when these girls do this, like little fluffy movements that they're like, hello?
Let me spread brainwashing material to you and then act like I'm good.
You got to get the arm movements.
Eliza's been taking a lot of talking points from John Doyle, I think, is what I just heard there.
They spend way too much time together, those two.
They might as well just like, basically, they're getting to that point where they're ready to conform and become one Amino rather than just single life ones.
No, there's just, I guess, now that I have, you know, people have like a token black friend.
I have a token woman in my life now and publicly.
So the now, so the now I'm like, I couldn't hate women.
Look, there's one right there.
Look, my co-host is a woman.
She, we did a thing together.
No, I love, I love, I love women.
I love women.
And I think that that's the point.
These people hate.
These people hate women, actually.
I love women enough that I'll be honest about women and men's strengths and weaknesses.
This woman wants to live in a world that's a lie.
And she's, that's the thing is, she sounded like she got slightly offended.
Very, very cool segue.
Since you guys are talking about how well you mesh together, before I let you go, I want to play a little bit of a newlywed style game with you.
And you guys have to know, in my opinion, as co-hosts, you have to know everything about each other in order to have a show together, or else you wouldn't.
So I'm going to start with you, Sidney.
Sidney, if Elijah Schaefer were president, what would his first executive order be?
I don't know if I can say.
I'm going to tell you after we finish filming what I think your first executive order would be, and you need to tell me if it's right.
I don't think I can say it, you think you'll bleep me.
But it has to do with, it has to do with, actually, no, I can't tell you.
I know what it is.
Yep.
Elijah.
Yeah, he agrees.
Elijah, if Sidney Watson worked in the Biden administration, what would her preferred job be out of the following?
Secretary of hair sniffing, top aide in charge of dressing Joe Biden in the morning, or traveling assistant who must visit Bill Clinton once a week?
Oh, does the visiting Bill Clinton require any extra under-the-table work, if you know what I mean?
It's all unsaid on this game.
I think out of all of those, you know, Bill, at least Bill's given up on life, I would say.
So I'd have to reason her into going with Bill because I think Bill's reasoned, and then maybe they could find a way to completely get.
I think if she took that job, I would talk her into getting it with Bill so she could talk Hillary out of just ever speaking in public again.
So that would be.
I just don't want to end up suicided.
That would be my only reservation.
I was going to say that you don't want to end up wearing pantsuits, but maybe that's what you want.
Look, I like a good pantsuit.
They can be flattering.
I heard it's good in bed.
I don't want to find that out.
I don't want to know if Beth's good in bed.
Silver Fox?
I want access to all of his rich friends.
I do like a Silver Fox.
Yes.
Sydney, let's say you get COVID and you have to leave the new show.
Who does Elijah, who does Elijah choose as your replacement?
AOC, Beto O'Rourke, or Bernie Sanders?
No, I'm feeling Bernie would be your pick so that you can just mittens it up the whole time.
Bernie would be nice.
Bernie would be like, but AOC would be good for ratings.
I'm asking you for some far review.
Once again, we're back.
You're here once again.
Once again, you're here.
Not Beto, though.
Beto would be like bottom of the list, but maybe I think it would.
I think Beto is a bottom.
Yeah, possibly.
We don't know.
Oh, bottom.
Bottom list.
On a list of people who are probably bottom.
He's in both capacities.
But probably AOC, because then she's good for ratings, you know, and you can crazyize it.
I already do the crazy eyes.
We can replace it.
She make me a drink.
Many drinks.
You know, and she actually has tits, so it's great.
I can, I can concur, and maybe that's why she's not on TikTok.
She doesn't have to subject herself to that.
I think this is my last question, unless I think of another one.
Elijah, and this one's going to bother Sidney.
Elijah, if Sidney Watson had to get married from the following list of men, who would it be?
John Doyle, Sean Fitzgerald, Actual Justice Warrior, or Will Witt?
Put her on the spot right now.
And then I want to get Sydney's.
She is pretty shallow with looks.
So I could think Will, but I would have to say John Doyle.
Yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I've thought about this, right?
John is too young for me.
But if he was a couple years, he's like seven years younger than you.
Don't help my age.
He's 15.
He's 12.
John is too young for me, but John is actually quite clever and I like his brain.
So yeah, that would work.
We could just implant it into someone older.
Shout out to John Doyle.
Follow John Doyle on his YouTube channel.
Yeah, but I mean, I also like Sean from Actual Justice Warrior.
He's a sweetie pie, but he would just, we're too similar.
That's what I was going to say.
I think that that's too close to home because he's actually your age.
So I don't want to make you feel awkward.
Yeah.
I do like them like little sugar baby boys.
Yeah, I know.
I was going to say, because I think also too, I think it would have to be John just because John already lives in Texas and you need people that want to live in Texas.
Where are you at, Will?
Mustache grooming, I think, is where he's at.
Thank you guys so much for coming on.
We'll see how much of this can actually air.
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Exponentially Brainwashed LGBTQ 00:00:33
I think for the most part we're good, but since we didn't talk about a lot of things too, just remember that the LGBTQ has went from a sexual orientation representation group to a militant far-left ideology that is taxing the minds of children.
In some places, up to 60% of junior high youth consider themselves LGBTQ, which has changed exponentially in being brainwashed and poisoned into thinking they're things they're not.
And eventually they all want us to be transgender mutants that cut off of our body parts and that we just beg them to be allowed the freedom to step outside without our 20th vaccine booster shot and our twice daily pill.
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