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February 25, 2013, Monday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of The Rush 24-7 Podcast.
I have to admit it, folks, I have to admit it, last night was the first night in years.
I mean, more than five or six, maybe ten years.
Last night was the first time I have watched the Oscars front to back in I don't know how long.
I really did.
Great to have you here, Rush Lindball, the EIB net.
And I have, of course, a little bit different take than some people on some things.
I wouldn't be me if if I if I didn't.
Telephone number if you want to be on the program 800 282-2882, the email address, L Rushball at EIBNet.com.
You know, a lot of people are saying a Michelle Obama hijacked the uh Academy Awards last night, that shock surprise being introduced at the end of the show by Jack Nicholson to uh announce the best movie of the year.
I I think they had to throw her a crumb.
I think they had to throw the Obamas a crumb because I think, in truth, folks, the Obamas got snubbed the Academy Awards last night.
Not only did his campaign ad Zero Dark 30 not win, but his semi-autobiography lost out too.
Lincoln.
So Obama was 0 for 2 last night, and the Academy would have known this in advance.
Well, the the movie Lincoln.
That's about Obama.
Everybody knew that.
Who won the best movie?
Argo.
Ben Effect movie.
And I tell you why it won.
It won because Hollywood was portrayed as heroes.
About the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, there were some embassy people got out before the Iranians took over, and the Canadians successfully got him out of there.
And they worked with Hollywood to create a fake movie called Argo that Canadians were essentially ostensibly in Iran to scout shooting locations.
It was actually CIA people in there trying to find a way to get these people out.
They were holed up in a safe house.
These uh embassy personnel and the Argo Russian worked with Hollywood to come up with a fake movie, fake script, fake everything.
Fake business cards, fake phone number, well, real phone number, so that if the Iranians happen to call Hollywood to check it out, yeah, it was a real movie being made.
And that actually happened.
And so Hollywood was portrayed as patriotic.
How often does that happen?
And so there was no that was a no-brainer that Argo was gonna win.
And see, this was a snub for Obama because his campaign ad was Zero Dark 30.
How he got bin Laden.
And since for some reason Hollywood's mad at Steven Spielberg, I think it's Steve Jobs syndrome.
I from what I've been able to gather, folks, Hollywood really down on Spielberg, because he's won too much and he's too rich and he's arrogant and all that.
And so nobody likes Spielberg as a scuttlebud.
So uh Obama's semi-autobiographical movie, Lincoln didn't win.
That's two snubs, so they threw him a crumb and they let Michelle out there.
You know what that reminded me?
I'm gonna tell you something, folks.
Honest to God now, and I don't know how many of you are gonna remember this, 1984 Super Bowl.
Apple computer ran what may be, and you can't find this ad on the internet, I'm told you can't, I'm sure somebody's got it.
If we can find a link to it, we will.
Maybe one of the, well, if not the best, one of the most impactful Super Bowl ads ever called 1984.
And this was the year that Apple introduced the Macintosh computer.
And this ad, black and white ad featured a dear leader in front of robotic people on a giant screen in a big room, with a single revolutionary person running through the crowd, throwing some kind of weapon at the screen and obliterating dear leader, and it ends with think different.
And when I saw Muchell Obama and that giant I mean, she dwarfed Nicholson.
If you look at that, if you saw at that screen on that stage, Muchell and the military people, gosh, I they weren't even referenced, those military people.
I don't know what that was.
Was it a cocktail party?
Was it I think they were props.
Anyway, she looked bigger than I mean much more bigger than bigger than life.
I mean, she looked like anybody would have.
Don't misunderstand it.
Just one bite and swallow that whole room.
That's how big.
And the optics, of course, are what matters.
And I thought, I thought of 1984, thought that Obama, uh, the uh the Macintosh ad from the from the uh Super Bowl in 1984 were exact type of scenario, except Michelle Obama was actually the dear leader of uh this this this obviously a totalitarian state.
And the dear leader was making some giant speech and fist pounding and robotic citizens are sitting there nodding, everybody in total agreement, and a lone person runs down the center aisle and obliterates and destroys the screen.
Now I'm gonna tell a lot of people, a lot of people, uh emails and of course check Twitter, think that this was a giant propaganda effort by the White House to put Muchell up there,
either to have an optic for low information voters who watched this event last night, set up the 2014 Olympics, maybe some people even telling me that this was the opening salvo of a Michelle Obama for president effort.
I don't think that's what was going on at all.
I really don't.
I have done exhaustive research into this, and I have also spoken to people who know.
Well, I didn't check Twitter.
I am people who check Twitter tell me what they found.
I didn't check Twitter.
I can't figure Twitter out.
When I go there, the way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something.
I still can't figure it out.
I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit uh tweet is.
I have no idea.
I can't know formatically, I can't figure.
And folks, that's embarrassing because I'm a power user of this stuff.
My brother tried to explain Twitter to me in 30 minutes when I did it.
I couldn't, I couldn't visually, I can't grasp it.
And then you start throwing in the hashtags, and I you totally lose.
And I'm embarrassed to admit this.
I really am embarrassed to it.
I've tried and I visually, it's unlike anywhere else where you have a somebody posts a comment and somebody replies, with Twitter, for me, I can't tell who started something and who's replying to it.
In fact, in a whole list of things, I don't I can't figure out.
Well, I just can't figure it out.
I can't follow it.
So that's why I have other people, snurkly, who can figure this stuff out.
Tell me what's on Twitter.
And a lot of people on Twitter and Facebook think that this is an opening salvo for Muchell and her 2016 presidential bid.
Somebody, I don't think that's what was going on.
As I say, I did exhaustive research.
I did some other things, talked to some people.
And usually the first instinctive reaction to something like this, particularly if it leads to the conspiratorial, is not what's right.
And there's always something else going on.
And in this case, what's going on is a private behind-the-scenes battle between Harvey Weinstein and Steven Spielberg.
Now, there was an earlier awards event this year.
I don't know what other the people's choice, the Golden Club, whatever, I don't know what it was.
It's the one that Clinton showed up at.
And Spielberg arranged that.
Now, one thing we do know is that Muchell's appearance, her hijacking the epidemic awards last night was Harvey Weinstein's idea.
So the consensus is that Weinstein wanted to show everybody that he's bigger and more powerful than Spielberg.
Spielberg Got Clinton, but Clinton's a has been Clinton's yesterday.
Harvey was able to get Muchell.
So Harvey called the White House, they planned it, the White House agreed to it.
And I think one of the reasons is again they got snubbed.
They got snubbed.
Obama's campaign ad didn't win, and his autobiographical movie didn't win.
So Seth McFarlane, Seth McFarlane, the host of the program, as you know, I have appeared three times when one time was the focal point of uh Family Guy Family Guy TV show.
And I've I've been in the recording studio with Seth, and I don't care what you think of him, the man is profoundly supremely talented.
Now there are a lot of characterizations about how he uses it and what direction he takes it, but there's no denying his uh his talent, and he is a profoundly hard worker.
And I sent him an attaboy note yesterday morning.
Sent him a you know a wish you well kind of note.
And he wrote back and he said, you know what, I kind of understand how you conservatives feel about the media now, because they were already proclaiming him the worst host ever before the show had even I mean 12 hours before the show.
Uh so he know it McFarlane.
Here's the way to understand this.
In in one of the press conferences before this thing happened, McFarlane is telling the media.
I'm gonna have to paraphrase this, but he his line was Hi, I'm Seth McFarland, and I'm hosting the Oscars.
And if you don't understand what that means, go ask your kids.
Meaning, I own the young demographic.
And that's what they were trying to do here, young demographic.
He owns the 18 to 40.
That's what his family guy show is targeted at.
Uh, not commenting on you know whether you like it or not, in terms of uh of culturally.
And there's some stuff that rubbed people the wrong way, the John Wilkes Booth joke.
Did you hear about that snurly?
Oh, you did you didn't watch that.
Well, um this one got everybody kind of in a tizzy.
He was talking about the first actor to ever actually play Lincoln was not Daniel Day Lewis.
Um, or the first movie that was made of it was somebody back in the 40s, some obscure actor, but he said the real that the only actors really gotten inside the head of Lincoln is John Wilkes Booth.
And there was there was you can sense there was a nervousness and a pause, and then and then, and when the joke bombed, McFarlane said, Well, wait a minute, it's been 150 years, it's still in long enough.
We still haven't had enough time go by.
Anyway, folks, there were a lot of things.
I mean, since I watched this from front to back for the first time, and I've I've read some of the reviews, and I get this, according to some reports, you know, he for example, you know what they did last night, Snertley?
The Los Angeles gay men's chorus, the Los Angeles gay men's chorus sang and danced to a tune called We Saw Your Boobs.
And it was aimed at women who have shown their boobs in the movies.
And Seth joined them.
Now stop and think of this for a second.
One typical quote from last night was LA Gay Men's Chorus Singing with Adele.
This is a gay boy's wet dream, and of all people to be singing about I saw your boobs, the gay LA gay men's chorus of all people to sing that.
But if you want a bunch of guys complaining about seeing beautiful women's breasts, you're gonna have to get some group like the gay men's chorus to do it.
And that's what it was.
The song was funny for the low information young guy who looks at pictures all day in Dreams.
If you understand the audience that this thing was being targeted to, it was if you're able to take yourself out of your contextual morality and place yourself in the target audience.
It's like people who laugh at uh fard jokes.
Uh well, they didn't show the boobs, but what they did, they cut to the women in the audience whose boobs had been shown, and some of them were laughing and some of them were ticked.
Didn't like the bit.
Didn't like the bit at all.
Anyway, uh I don't think I don't think that this had anything to do with Michelle's future political perspirations or anything of the uh of the sort, folks.
But it it clearly, you know, here's another thing.
You know, I'm gonna leave this up to you.
I turned to Catherine.
Catherine disagreed with me.
I turned to Kath and I said, you know, they might be jumping the shark here.
I mean, because Michelle Obama showing up at the well, this was the last minute of the telecast.
It was out of place, it was unnecessary, it was unneeded.
She's got nothing to do with Hollywood.
She had nothing to do with, and I I was wondering at some point, even with the cult-like low information voters, can these people wear out their welcome?
Can they show up in places where even the low information who might think of them as celebrity of the United States get tired of seeing them every because we can't escape.
We turn on our TVs, they're there all the time.
There's the low information people and Captain, no, no, no.
They low information voter Rush is going to eat this up.
You better get used to it.
They're gonna love this, they're gonna eat it up, and the Obamas uh perfectly sensible that they would be at the Oscars.
They're celebrities too.
And I said, No, no, I'm thinking maybe they're jumping the shark here.
That uh at some point somebody said, you know, we don't want to see you everywhere.
Time will tell.
The sequester, ladies and gentlemen, have you stocked up your food?
Have you bought all your water?
Have you got all the batteries that you're gonna need?
Have you made plans to do without for months and months and months?
I'm telling you, it's going to be brutal out there.
And the reason I heard a media person today saying the reason why, get this now.
The reason why this time they think the sequester's gonna happen.
The reason why there will not be a last-minute solution like there always is because there are no talks.
Nobody is talking about.
There are no negotiations going on.
Which I don't think means anything.
Guess what happens at the end of the month, folks?
We run out of money for real government-wide.
Yet's right, the continuing resolution under which we're now operating that funds the government, runs out in total.
The end of March.
This sequester is nothing compared to what's coming in the month.
The next crisis is within five weeks, and it's gonna make this sequester look like romper room.
It's an entire government shutdown that we're gonna get hit with for four weeks.
We can't get a break.
We can't, it's like we're drowning in this stuff.
cannot reach the surface.
Here is the Seth MacFarlane quote that I paraphrased.
This was at his press conference where he's saying It's announced he's gonna be the host, says, Hi, I'm Seth McFarlane, ask your kids.
And I'll be hosting the Academy Awards, Ask Your Parents.
And that was the way he uh he positioned uh himself.
Now, one other thing, folks.
There was some real irony last night that zipped by and blew by a lot of people.
It might not have blown by you in this audience.
The The Best Picture Award last night went to a movie named Argo, which was about what?
The rescue of embassy personnel under attack in Iran.
The wife of the commander in chief who failed to rescue four Americans at a embassy consulate in Benghazi presented it and talked about how important it was and how necessary it is and the great it was and all that.
Now I don't know how many people, but this peep this bunch, this administration failed in rescuing Americans under attack.
And the wife of the president who failed presented the Oscar to the movie who won the Best Picture Award about a successful rescue of embassy personnel from Iran in 1979, thereby maybe claiming credit.
And we have a treat for you at Rush Limbaugh.com.
We have posted a link to YouTube and the 1984 Apple Macintosh commercial during the Super Bowl that I talked about.
It's there.
We have put a another version of that ad made with Hillary Clinton as the dear leader.
It's a parody of the Apple Macintosh ad.
And Hillary is there as the deer leader whose giant appearance on the screen gets smashed.
And we put a still shot.
We don't have the video, we've linked to the video.
We put a still shot of the dear leader in the Apple ad right next to the still shot of Muchelle Obama at the Oscars last night on a big screen.
All of that now, if you want to go check it out, find out what I'm talking about at Rush Limbaugh.com.
So for those of you that did not hear this, we have audio soundbite here of the Seth McFarlane Abraham Lincoln John Wilkes Booth joke that many were shocked and offended by found tasteless.
Snerdley, you want to hear this.
He's uh Snerdley saying, My gosh, if uh if I'd have had you telling me what this was about last night, I'd have watched this.
What he meant was that even I could make something he has no interest in watching.
Interesting.
But here is the McFarland joke last night during the epidemic awards.
I would argue, however, that the actor who really got inside Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth.
Really, 150 years, and it's still too soon, huh?
I got some Napoleon jokes coming up.
You guys are gonna be so mad.
And he brought it back with that.
Well, I mean, yeah, that that's that's kind of um I'd say I I can't get over folks again one more time here.
Argo, rescue of six embassy personnel, Iran, 1979.
Obama failure to rescue four embassy personnel.
Michelle Obama presents award for best movie to Argo.
Um if you want to look for a conspiracy in any of this, you focus on that.
You talk about irony.
This regime still hasn't come clean of what happened to Benghazi.
They've tried to paper that over and cover that up and blame that all on a video.
There hasn't been anything courageous in one aspect of uh Benghazi, and certainly not from the standpoint of the regime, but Argo is a a movie about the rescue of six embassies slash CIA personnel from Iran in 1979.
Run under the watchful eyes of the Ayatollah Homeinian, there's Michelle Obama presenting the award.
Best movie Argo, and her husband didn't do diddly squat saving embassy personnel in Benghazi.
But I again, just to wrap this up, I mean, I I think the bottom line here is that uh again the Obamas have been snubbed.
They still haven't won an Oscar.
They won everything else.
They won Grammys.
They have won a Nobel Prize.
The Obamas won lifetime achievement awards for things.
They've the Obamas have won war awards that haven't even been created.
But they haven't won an Oscar, and there were two chances for them last night.
Campaign ad Zero Dark 30 and semi-autobiography Lincoln.
Snubbed.
So Michelle shows up and takes a shot at it, presenting the um the award.
John Kerry, as you know, is the new Secretary of State.
Last Wednesday is his first gaff has been recorded.
Last Wednesday, Charlottesville, Virginia, University of Virginia, Kerry delivered his first major foreign policy address, and he invented a country that does not exist.
They fight corruption in Nigeria.
They support the rule of law in Burma.
They support democratic institutions in Kyrgyzstan and Georgia.
There is no Kyrgyzstan.
There is no Kyrgyzstan.
I think he he was thinking of Kyrgyzstan.
He invents.
Can you imagine that George W. Bush had done this?
Here it's Monday.
We're just now finding out about this.
This happened five days ago.
And this morning in Washington at the White House during the National Governors Association meeting.
Oh, speaking of that, we have audio sound bites of that with Obama talking to the governors, and he's laying out for them.
We're not going to get to right now, but it's coming up.
Obama laying out what's coming their way during the sequester, how they can avoid it, how they can be his partner.
Had a big dinner for the governors, and I think it was Saturday night, somewhere, maybe the White House, and the uh preferred seat, the seat of honor, is always the seat to the right of the president.
Who do you think National Governors Association dinner?
Who do you think was in the seat of honor next to Barack Obama?
It was New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
Seat of honor.
Here's Biden.
Biden said this morning that Americans are just tired of being tired.
I think the American people are ready to get up as a civil rights leader when I was coming up as a kid.
American people are tired of being tired.
I think they're ready to get up and move.
Why aren't they?
Where is there for them to go?
If they're tired of being tired and getting up, where's their job for them to go get?
No.
What are they supposed to do?
American people are just tired of being tired.
Ready to get up and move.
What is this an admission of, by the way?
American people are tired of being tired.
They're ready to get up.
What does he think you're all doing?
Just lounging around out there.
You finally fed up with lounging around and now you want to get up and move.
I know the Kerry thing is confusing because I thought he said that the biggest threat facing our country wasn't China or Russia, but was climate change.
And now he's talking about the great things happening in Kyrzakstan.
And there, of course, is no Kyrzakstan.
Uh audio soundbites 13 and 14.
Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember?
I forget the specific issue.
It might have been, no, I think I know what it was.
It was the fiscal cliff.
As we neared the end of last year, the fiscal cliff.
Remember that?
If we didn't come to some kind of agreement on taxes and tax rates, then we're going to go over to Cliff.
The country was going to be forever changed.
People were going to die.
They were going to lose their jobs.
They're going to be Pentagon jobs.
No more firefighters.
No more cops.
First responders, severely impacted.
You remember all of that same stuff you've been hearing last week, week before.
We heard all of that the last two weeks of December.
And there were people on our side who said, you know what?
Let's just punt on this fiscal clip.
let's let Obama have what he wants.
Go ahead and just get the tax issue off the table.
So that we can move on and deal with what really matters in that spending cuts.
Do you remember that?
It was there were many people who who offered that advice, among them Bill Crystal, the weekly standard.
They said, look at let's we can't win this tax bill.
Let's just let's get the get taxes off to.
And we did them in Mitch McConnell running around, okay now taxes are off the table.
I might be confusing this with the uh uh the debt uh w whatever came next in January.
Hell, these things are all running together now.
I know the fiscal cliff the end of the year, and then what was next?
Debt limit?
No, fiscal cliff.
Well, now we're sequester, whatever.
See, there's so many of these crises and they happen with such regularity that you get them confused.
But the point here is back in December, Bill Crystal and others don't want to lay it off totally on him.
That's just punt.
Come on, let's let's move on.
We'll move and we'll really fight the next battle on spending.
That's where we'll take Obama to the cleaners.
Well, guess what?
Yesterday on Fox News Sunday, during the Sunday group, the all star panel at the end of the program.
Bill Crystal urged the Republicans to go ahead and cave on the sequester.
And we let's just cave.
Let's move on to the next thing and really fight Obama on that.
So they're doing it again.
The inside the Beltway, Washington elites doing it again.
Here's how it went down.
Chris Wallace said a top White House official was so sensitive about the history.
Sorry, about the Woodward column.
Top White House officials see, Woodward is out there saying the sequester is Clinton's idea.
Do you realize, by the way, I hate to keep interrupting myself, but Bob Woodward continues, because it's in his book to remind everybody, sequester was Clinton's idea, and now the you've got some Obama's idea.
Yeah, Obama's idea.
And you've got um young whippersnapper journalists at the Washington Post, uh, one of them Ezra Klein, the new Wonderkin is the future of the news business, saying, I don't know what Bob's doing.
I don't know why Bob now in the old days, when you had a journalist emeritus like this, like like Woodward, you wouldn't disagree with the guy.
You wouldn't throw Woodward overboard.
You'd bite the bullet, you would show respect.
I mean, Woodward is the is the reason you got into journalism.
Woodward brought down Nixon.
You don't you don't publicly disrespect Woodward, but a bunch of young whippersnapper journalists are getting all over Woodward's case because Woodward is blaming Obama for the sequester.
And they want to blame the Republicans for it.
Now it was Obama's idea.
Woodward's just being truthful.
Woodward just being good reporter.
The new state controlled media is at odds with Woodward over this.
And we have details of that.
Anyway, Chris Wallace said, a top White House official was so sensitive about the Woodward column blaming Obama for the sequester, that he called me last night and he said it's a complete revisionist history.
We accepted this, all acusa sequestration, just as a way to get the trigger.
So this is Chris Wallace in the White House said, well, it wasn't our idea, but we accepted it.
Nobody expected this to happen.
And if we had wanted all these spending cuts, we would have made that deal with the House of Republicans back in August of 2011.
There wouldn't have been any sequestration.
So is it crystal didn't response to that?
The White House was being misleading recently when they denied that.
On the other hand, a majority of Republicans in Congress voted for it.
So they both accepted it as a trigger as a kind of fail-safe mechanism.
It would be too horrible to contemplate.
And now it's happening.
We are how many months away from the next election?
Kind of a long way.
Really?
In February?
Right after a national election, you people can't rise above this siping.
The Republicans in the House sit around saying, oh, hey, let it go in.
We're tough guys.
We're going to stand up to the What about the military?
What about the military?
Serious operational cuts in the military.
So Wallace said, well, let me ask one question about what we will henceforth call the crystal scenario, which is that they end up passing this halfway cave, a limited cave on tax rates.
This is back, this is December 9th and 2012.
I'm I'm sorry, I'm not.
I thought this never mind.
I thought this was the uh the the next bite.
Any anyway, what Crystal was doing here was uh urging the Republicans to just cave on the sequester, which is what happened in December, and move on to the next thing, and by saying, look at they voted for it.
Fail-safe mechanism designed to prevent that which is now happening.
Here is Crystal.
This is this is what he said back this December 9th, 2012 on Fox News Sunday.
There'll be plenty of other opportunities to debate all these spending defense and entitlement issues next year.
My view is get the tax issue off the table.
It's the weakest one for Republicans right now.
So the fiscal.
Let the president own it.
Yeah, yeah.
Let the president stop finding him on taxes, let him have it.
Now let's just stop on the sequester.
We'll move on to the next thing, which is the government shutdown at the end of March, by the way.
Back after this.
And we are back, El Rushbow, serving humanity, kicking off a brand new busy broadcast week here at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.
And to the phones, we go to Santa Cruz, California.
This is Larry.
Hey, Larry, great to have you here from Santa Cruz.
I know we had a listener there.
Larry.
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, Lair.
How are you out there?
I'm going.
Lair, are you there?
Yeah.
Uh movie.
There was a scene in that movie.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think you would agree that I have been more than fair.
They've done everything possible to have Larry here understood.
He's from Santa Cruz.
And the reason I asked, I mean the reason I said I'm surprised that we have a listener there, Santa Cruz, you know what Santa Santa.
In fact, I think I know what's happening here.
If he is the lone conservative here, they've already found out.
Jamming his signal or um something of the sort.
Santa Cruz is Moscow by the Bay, but it's even worse than that.
Santa Cruz is beautiful place.
Don't misunderstand.
Yeah, we have uh terms of uh radio performance, we own it, but it's still.
I mean, it's this leftist enclave that it really far out.
That's why I'm surprised to get a call from there.
But he was going to point out that uh Carter had nothing to do with rescuing these embassy people in the movie Argo, just as Obama failed to rescue the Americans in Benghazi.
And the movie Argo doesn't say that Carter had anything to do with it.
Uh the the movie Argo is basically about Canadians working with Hollywood.
The Hollywood contribution was the creation of a totally fictitious production that they were working on, and that the Canadians were working with them on this production, and the reason that Canadians were in Iran was to scout movie locations, shooting locations for the movie.
And the Hollywood people gave him cover.
So that if Iranian security got suspicious and called Hollywood to check the veracity of the claims, it'd be somebody there to answer the phone.
Um Argo Productions, greetings, hello, whatever, and be able to answer any questions.
And that did happen a couple of times.
What see, what when the Iranians took over the U.S. Embassy in 1979, six Americans, I believe it was six, got out before the Iranians totally took control of the place, and they were in what was the equivalent of a safe house, but they were at risk because the Iranians knew the names of people in there they had to.
And when they essentially called The role when they checked on the people they had captured.
They learned that six people were there that weren't uh were not there who should have been.
So they began a search for them.
So the the pressure was on to get those six out of the country before they were found.
And that's what the movie's about.
Uh and and how that successfully uh happened.
Okay, brief time out.
Don't go away.
Well, that's it first.
The uh first exciting excursion into broadcast excellence hour is now in the can and on the way over to Limbaugh Broadcast Museum, which you can see at rushlimbaugh.com.
But sit tight, there's much more straight ahead than I promised.
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