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Sept. 1, 2011 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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September 1, 2011, Thursday, Hour #2
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Greetings to you, music lovers and thrill seekers, conversationalists all across the fruited plain Rush Limbaugh and the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.
Telephone number 800-282-2882, and we'll get to your phone calls in this hour.
El Quicko.
Email address, El Rushbo at EIBnet.com from the Associated Press.
Obama yields to Boehmer's Boehner September the 8th speech timing and listened to this poll quote with new August unemployment numbers ready to be released Friday.
Obama is under pressure to lay out his plan in seeking a joint session of Congress to deliver it.
He's turning the effort into a public relations campaign.
AP wrote that.
Unbelievable.
AP describing this is not something hugely statesmanlike, but rather PR campaign, public relations campaign.
If Obama really cared, you know what he would do at this joint session is apologize.
He would apologize for the damage that he's done to the U.S. economy.
He would apologize for these policies and swear that he's now going to do a 180.
He would apologize for what he has done.
No, I'm serious.
If he really cared, he would apologize.
Now, of course, I'm not under any illusion.
He's not going to apologize.
He's not through, folks.
He's going to double down.
He's going to make proposals here that the Republicans can't possibly accept and try to create a campaign where he gets to run against Congress.
But let's look at that.
He's going to run against a Congress, which for, by the time he runs, three years of the four will have been under total Democrat Party control.
Now, that's going to be a tough point to make because Congress is Congress, and it's going to be a tough point to convince a whole lot of voters.
Well, yeah, Democrats ran to Congress.
People instinctively hate Congress anyway.
So that's what he's banking on.
He's going to do a Harry Truman.
Going to run against an obstructionist do-nothing Congress.
Fewer people applied for unemployment benefits last week, assigned the job market may be improving slightly.
They've been holding out hope here at the AP for I don't know how many years.
Weekly applications fell 12,000 to a seasonally adjusted 409,000, still over 400,000.
A strike by Verizon workers drove applications higher during the previous two weeks.
Strike has ended and is no longer affecting applications.
So AP is saying here the new claims rate spiked the last two weeks because of the Verizon strike.
Now, I want to know how the people on strike who were not locked out were eligible for unemployment benefits in the first place.
People go on strike.
People didn't lose their jobs.
They quit.
And yet they get counted.
But if you take away the Verizon spike from the last two weeks, new unemployment claims are actually still up, not down.
Since three weeks ago, new claims were eventually revised up to 399,000.
Now they're at 409,000.
So there really isn't any downward trend in jobless claims as the AP insists that there is.
But they're doing everything they can, ladies and gentlemen, to pull out all the stops in advance of the forthcoming jobs speech.
From CNN, only a third of all Americans approve of how Obama is handling the economy.
It's actually not even a third, is a 28%.
A third would be 33%.
CNN ORC international poll indicated more than three-quarters of the public say the country is in bad shape right now.
There's little wonder why the president's getting such low marks.
According to the poll released yesterday, 28% of people questioned say things are going well.
Who are they?
Who are these 28%?
Are they the ones getting government checks?
No doubt about it.
And, you know, yesterday, we spent a lot of time on this program chronicling all the failures, social solar energy companies that have all been bankrolled by the federal government.
What do we count?
Four or five of them yesterday.
In the last six months, it had gone belly up.
The Washington Times has an editorial today, Obama's solar stimulus snafu.
Government-subsidized green jobs aren't evergreen.
President Obama made a high-profile visit May 2010 to Solyndra, solar panel manufacturing plant Fremont, California.
Company received $535 million in loans from the energy department.
They was a centerpiece of the regime's economic stimulus effort.
Companies like Solyndra are leading the way toward a brighter and more prosperous future, said Obama.
We had the bite yesterday.
And then yesterday, Solyndra closed its corporate headquarters, said they're filing for bankruptcy and laid off 1,100 workers.
The Solyndra debacle is a case study in the failure of government intervention in the economy.
Now, this outfit, Solyndra, was founded in 2005.
They manufactured a rooftop solar panel designed chiefly for commercial applications.
Solyndra was a poster child of the utopian future envisioned by the regime when oodles of green jobs would relieve the nation's unemployment rate, generate clean energy, and help the environment.
Energy Secretary Stephen Cachu rushed through loan guarantees and money began to flow to Solyndra from the Federal Financing Bank.
The terms of the loans, just more than 1% interest in most cases, were well below the rates competitors had to pay, 1% interest rate.
Competition in the solar marketplace is stiff, particularly from the Chikoms, and Solyndra could not make a profit.
In the spring of 2010, the company spent around $3.5 million promoting an initial public stock offering, an IPO, to raise $300 million more to retire some of the government debt.
But the company couldn't escape an inconvenient truth.
In the first three quarters of 2009, it grossed $59 million against production costs of $108 million.
That's exactly right.
Those are the dirty numbers.
$59 million gross sales against production costs of $108 million.
Solyndra argued that economies of scale would eventually drive down the red ink, but the investment community wasn't impressed.
The IPO was withdrawn.
When government loan guarantees of more than half a billion dollars were secured, Solyndra bragged that its new plant expansion would create 3,000 construction jobs and 1,000 permanent manufacturing positions.
On a plant site visit, Vice President Bite Me enthused, these are jobs that won't be exported.
Not true, Joe.
After the failure of the IPO attempts, Solyndra sent half its manufacturing to China.
We didn't know that yesterday, but they did.
So Obama goes in there and gives them a ringing endorsement, kiss of death.
Biden goes in there and says, these jobs, no way they ever leave America.
They have.
Taxpayers are funding jobs in China.
That's exactly right.
The House Committee on Energy and Commerce is attempting to investigate Solyndra and the extent of its political connections to the White House, but it's being stymied by no-show witnesses and White House refusal to turn over records.
One of the company's leading investors, oil billionaire George Kaiser, was a campaign donation bundler for Obama in 2008.
An investigation by the Government Accountability Office found the Department of Energy announced Solyndra's loan approval prior to completion of external reviews required under procedures.
Earlier this month, the Office of Management and Budget agreed to comply with a House subpoena for up to 1,800 pages of records related to the Solyndra loan decision.
Whatever sweetheart back channel deals the investigation eventually reveals, the lesson is that it takes more to survive in the marketplace than just trendy green credentials, political connections with the White House, and a boatload of taxpayer money.
Last year, Obama said the true engine of economic growth will always be companies like Solyndra.
Well, let's hope not.
Because here you have virtually, well, you've got crony capitalism, you've got corruption, you've got fraud, you've got deceit, you've got a business that never existed, really.
There's no business there.
This is just one of three or four solar energy companies gone down the drain.
There's no business there.
But if you were a bundler for Obama, you raised a bunch of money and then said what you want in exchange is half a million dollars to start up a business, sure, no problem.
What would you do?
Half a billion, yeah.
Half a billion.
I'm sorry, half a billion, $500 million.
So, and there's no business there.
There just isn't any business.
Well, it is fraud.
I do consider it fraud.
You want to know why the media doesn't consider it fraud or I don't know why it's not outright fraud.
Probably because of the intentions.
The intentions here were to come up with clean energy to save the planet and to save the environment and the polar bears and to provide futures for millions and millions and millions of jobs.
And so, how can you have fraud with such wonderfully big-hearted intentions?
That's the way it works.
Okay, folks, brief time out.
We come back.
Your phone calls are next.
Don't go away.
Okay, as promised, back to the phones.
We go Robert in Atlanta.
We'll start with you.
Great to have you on the EIB network today, sir.
Hello.
Hey, Rush, wanted to comment on President Obama's scheduling of the job speech for the night of the Republican debate.
Yeah.
I think this was a churlish trick that has probably already backfired big time because it has increased awareness of the debate probably tenfold.
Mainstream media has been forced to report on it.
People who never would have heard about it now have and will tune in.
Well, that's probably true.
I hadn't thought about that, but you're, I think, probably have a good point.
I think he's, you know, more viewers or more Republican voters.
Well, here's, you know, Obama has been schooled in radicalism, not Americanism.
That's one thing.
Radicalism and Americanism do not mix.
He views the misery of others as the necessary steps that must be taken to change the country.
And so he wants this joint session speech to continue to run down this country.
He wants to continue the opportunities he has to get even with this country.
There's no mistake that that's what this is.
As far as drawing attention to the Republican debate, that's probably happened.
Whereas a lot of people, you know, September 7th, probably not a whole lot of people knew there was going to be a Republican debate.
If you don't watch NBC, you wouldn't hear about it because they're the network covering it.
Therefore, they're the only ones promoting it.
And some of the news networks might be covering it coming up as a news event, but not promoting coverage in terms of promoting it to something, a vehicle to be watched.
Let's audio somebody number six.
This is the forehead, Paul Bogala, who was on Anderson Cooper 44 last night.
Cooper said, were you surprised by this?
Speaker is doing the president a favor.
I don't want people to have to choose between watching the president's plan for jobs and watching the Republican debate.
Why?
The forehead thinks that the GOP debate would have beaten Obama.
I don't want people to have to choose between watching the president's plan for jobs and watching the Republican debate.
The president's plan for jobs is not going to be seen by a lot of people by virtue of that football game being that day and NBC's contractual commitment to it.
The left coast is not going to see this thing live if it goes at 7.30, 7 o'clock or 7.
Well, it'll be live, but it'll be in the middle of rush hour.
And I don't think people are going to leave work early to go home to hear an Obama jobs speech that they've already heard before.
Here's F. Chuck Todd.
F. Chuck Todd thinks that Boehner bailed out the president this morning on MSNBC.
A lot of Democrats quietly around town were grumbling at the timing in the first place that Boehner actually bailed the president out here.
Had this speech gone as planned, then you would have had the president having this speech being politicized, being set up as almost a debate with the Republican candidates themselves.
They would have been elevated on a larger platform.
At least this time the president's speech gets treated like a policy speech.
Yeah, that's a wishful thing.
It ain't going to be treated like a policy speech anymore.
I mean, even AP, F. Chuck, is out calling it a PR effort now.
But the Republicans now, granted, they won't have a chance to reply to it since their debate goes first.
But if I were running the Republican debate, we know what he's going to say.
We know what he's going to say.
If I'm a Republican candidate, I take a stab at a couple of things I know he's going to say, and I refute them anyway.
And then when he speaks, I, the Republican candidate, look prescient.
Boehner bailed out the president.
That should give you an idea of how bad this is for Obama.
Boehner bailed out the president.
We've got Carville.
Would I have this onboard here?
Grab number 24.
We got James Carville this morning on Good Morning America.
I do think this is a really big debate, and I think the White House was out of bounds in trying to schedule a speech during a debate.
I know, given a choice between watching a debate and a speech, I don't watch the debate, and I'm not even a Republican, even close to being a Republican.
But I do support Hillary.
Carville not doing any favors for President Obama.
Say, hey, I'll watch a debate.
I'm not a Republican.
I'm not even close to being a Republican.
I watched a debate before I'd watched a speech because Carville knows what's in the speech.
Now, back to F. Chuck Todd painting a sad, sad picture here.
The poor White House stuck between a rock and a hard place.
This on last night's nightly news, the anchor Brian Williams spoke with White House.
I guess he's their political director, Chief White House correspondent now, F. Chuck Todd.
And Williams said Thursday bumps it up against another TV event.
Let's face it, Saints Packers, same day the NFL season gets underway.
That's what the White House was up against.
They said Republican presidential debate or the NFL.
They picked the Republican presidential debate.
They were not up against either.
You know, you people are going to have to realize there's a reason nobody watches MSNBC.
There is a reason that the mainstream media is losing subscribers and readers and viewers.
This speech isn't important.
This jobs plan's not important, F. Chuck.
It could wait for 10 days until Obama finished his vacation.
It does not have to go on either of these two days.
The only reason it has to go somewhat soon is that Obama himself pinned himself in by saying, I'm going to give the speech when I get back on vacation.
Do it on the 6th.
Up.
Congress not back.
Call him back.
I bet Snerdley's right.
I'll bet this thing happens in the afternoon on the 8th.
I'll bet it happens.
I wouldn't be surprised if they schedule this thing sometime between noon and 3 on September the 8th.
Let's just wait and see.
I probably shouldn't even have said.
Don't tell anybody I said that.
Because if they hear I'm speculating, it could change what they're thinking.
Let's see.
Who's next?
Aaron in Champlin, Minnesota.
Great to have you, sir, with the EIB Network.
Hi.
Hey, Rush.
Thank you so much for taking my call.
You bet.
Hey, just in regards to all the reporters that are concerned about this being an unprecedented move by Speaker Boehner, precedence has to start somewhere.
So I guess I want to congratulate Speaker Boehner on being the first person to do such a thing and to set this precedent.
So congratulations to him.
Yeah, I agree.
And this is this whole notion this is unprecedented is a bit of a stretch.
Yeah.
Anyway, this is just trying to, it isn't going to work.
It really, it isn't going to work.
Obama's plan has waited for almost three years.
What's another day?
The first plan hasn't worked.
First plan was February of 2009.
Everything he's done hasn't worked.
What's the urgency?
What's another day?
The longer the better.
His prescriptions are just for more failure.
What's the urgency for that?
Your guiding light, Rush Limbaugh, a man, a legend, a way of life.
This is Joan in Plymouth, Vermont.
Nice to have you.
Hello, Rush.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
It's very nice speaking with you.
Pleasure.
Thank you.
I was responding to your initial, the beginning of your program where you were discussing about the Republicans having to cave, you know, to our president.
I'm sorry, to the president having to cave.
And my husband said he was listening to Fox within the last day when these were the confliction with the setup of these two things, you know, the debate and then the president, that he had heard that a lawyer was saying that according to the Constitution, I was just curious if you had any of these facts, according to the Constitution, that the Speaker does have the right to change any joint meetings of Congress.
We also think this is deliberate on the President's part.
It's a setup so as to demean the Republicans, that he had to cave.
He had all this time, weeks, to come out with a job plan.
It's another fiasco.
Agree with you 100%.
Terrific.
Well, the Speaker of the House does have the right to refuse a presidential request for a joint session.
It's his chamber.
Yes.
Okay.
The president, there's separation of powers.
The president just can't call up there and say, I'm heading over there.
Put everybody in a room.
I've got a speech.
Just like Boehner can't call.
Say, put your cabinet together.
I'm coming over to tell them what I think.
Yeah.
So what your husband heard on Fox News was accurate.
Yes.
You won't hear it on any other station.
No.
Well, AP is portraying this as Obama having caved.
Yeah, I did hear you say that.
Snurdy had said to make mention of living here in the state, the condition of the state here is a complete disaster.
Underwater because of flooding.
Huge county roads.
And they're not just gone and wiped out.
there's six, eight-foot drops, the foundation, the whole.
I heard this morning that a big shopping center up in, oh, it runs right adjacent to the Connecticut River.
Well, you would agree that.
It's completely gone.
Vermont mostly is populated by white Americans, Drew.
There you go, yes.
And so I've heard that Obama steered that hurricane after that.
Just like Bush steered Katrina to New Orleans to get rid of the black people there.
Apparently, there's something in the White House where presidents can steer hurricanes.
Is that right?
Well, probably.
You never know.
He can do, you know, after all, he sets himself above, so he's on a pedestal.
Very disappointing, the way our country is going.
And I hope that the Republicans will stand fast.
I think that's where we are.
Well, let me ask you a question now.
Joan, let me ask you a question.
Are you surprised that Boehner told the president no?
Am I surprised?
I was.
Yeah, in a way, I think we were.
You know, look at the time the guy had.
But Boehner is, I don't know, sometimes he strikes us as wishy-washy.
I mean, forgive me for my...
I'll tell you why I was surprised.
I'll tell you why I was surprised because I knew, I knew that the pressure from the inside the beltway Republican intelligentsia would be let the president have the date.
If you deny the president, you're going to drive the independents away.
I knew what they were going to say.
I knew what the pressure was going to be on all of the predictable blogs and all of the various news magazines.
My prediction was, John, if you reject this, the independents are going to think you're playing petty politics with the president.
Let him have the date.
I figured that the pressure would have been on him.
I figured that he'd go ahead and let the president have the date.
So last night, when I was, we got a little puppy, and we introduced the puppy to the two adult sheepdogs last night, which was a riot.
We were expecting the two adult sheepdogs to get territorial.
It was the puppy, the puppy that ran around and chased them, yapping at their ankles.
It was, folks, it was hilarious to watch this little 10-week-old sheepdog puppy chase the adult sheepdogs around the room, telling them what for when we thought it'd be just the opposite.
So I'm watching all that go on, and I'm sitting down later, and I see Boehner's letter to Obama, and I said, because I just, nothing against Boehner.
I really expected him to go ahead and have Obama hit the date.
But he didn't must have been listening to here.
You know, our new motto here is resist we much.
And Obama resisted we much.
Or Boehner resisted we much.
So I felt good last night after.
And then Newt.
You know, Newt sends Maynard a note.
I saw this new.
Newt sends Mayor a note.
Hey, hey, John, from one speaker to another.
Way to go.
From one speaker to another.
Anyway, I was pleased.
I was pleased.
And I was doubly pleased because I knew that the Republican intelligentsia would be ticked off, and I knew that the drive-bys would be ticked off.
And I knew there'd be a lot of people shot.
I knew the White House would be.
They expected Boehner to cave.
Make no mistake about that.
You know damn well they expected Boehner to cave.
And he didn't.
Bob and Bronx, New Jersey.
Is that right?
Bronx, New Jersey?
Bronx, the Bronx in New York is a typo up there.
Great to have you on the program.
Hi.
Hi, Rush.
How are you?
Good.
Good.
I wanted to say first off that if you decide on this rescheduled date of the president speech to watch a football game, you know what that makes you?
An American.
Unfortunately, it makes you a racist.
Oh, how could that be?
Most of the people play in the NFL are black.
I agree.
But no, my point was, and I did what other callers have already said.
And I do believe, not just to pat you on the back, that your show yesterday when you were just calling it such a bad move to have this on the night of the other Republican candidates' debate.
Again, I think it made sense.
Maybe it made sense to Boehner and his people, and they said, you know what, you got to make the move here.
I don't think there's any question about it.
I really don't.
And I'm happy to see it.
Right.
And last thing I'll say, in Patterson, New Jersey, the president is scheduled to come in on Sunday and Talk to the people his compassion to the people about the flood and their conditions there.
And I feel, and I told Snerdley this, I feel it's completely and utterly a campaign stop.
Yeah.
And it's for the media to say, look at how compassionate this president is.
He went there.
He's talking to the people.
He's grieving with them.
Yeah, well, what you need to say is, hey, pal, I thought you're going to lower the sea levels.
And if you can lower the sea levels, you can prevent floods.
So how did this happen?
Exactly right.
Well, look, I'm glad you called out there.
Bob, have a wonderful day.
Did you get hit hard in the Bronx by any of this weather?
You know what?
A little bit of water, but I live in an apartment, so it didn't hit me.
So, thank God.
My sister upstate maybe a little bit.
Well, in an apartment, that means your elevator, you're not on the ground floor?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Third floor's up.
Okay, well, good.
I'm happy to hear that.
Thanks much for the phone call.
Thank you.
You bet.
We'll be right back, folks.
Sit tight.
We'll be back before you know it.
Say, folks, in the next hour, we have a pretty exciting announcement about 2 If by T.
We got a really super duper little promotion coming up.
I'll be telling you about it in the next hour.
In fact, if you go 2IFBT.com now, you can read about it because it's up there and detailed.
But that's nothing like hearing me talk about it.
I had to sip something there because otherwise there would be dead air.
It's not that I have bad manners.
Hang on.
New flavor, not out yet.
No, but it's soon.
Well, I can't give away too many secrets on the new flavor, but it's imminent.
All right.
Robert, Phoenix, Arizona.
Great that you called, sir.
Welcome to the program.
Mr. Rush, how are you doing?
Very well.
Thank you.
All right.
I am defending you every chance I can get.
But my co-workers here, they can't take the analogy of you using colonoscopy and find Obama's head up in there.
I say he must be right because everything he says is mine is all along from God.
So go with it.
Okay, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's start from the beginning here.
You said that you defend me to co-workers?
Yes, sir.
Co-workers and my fellow students at school also go to school at school also.
I grew up listening to you.
I grew up listening to my other guy, Gigornidi, back in 85.
I am old, back in 85.
He owns all the gold now, yeah.
Yes, sir.
And I went and met him in New Orleans at a Superdome.
But I listened to you guys, you religiously, and they just don't like it.
They go like, okay, from the start, you listen to him.
You should be listening to all the hip-hop, all that crappy music that's out there.
I said, no, you listen to the guys who's telling you what this is.
Okay, okay.
So you listen to me.
They give you grief for listening to you.
You defend me.
They don't listen to me.
No, no, they have no choice because I have to say-so over and over.
Oh, they do listen to me while you have me on there at work.
Correct.
Oh, okay.
So they have their preconceived notions that I'm a rotten SOB, and you've defended me against being a rotten SOB, but something happened today that they said, how can you listen to that?
How can you say you support that?
And it was my colonoscopy line about Richard Wolf.
Correct.
Well, let's repeat what I said so people will understand what it is you're calling about.
Richard Wolf is a sycophant author and journalist for MSNBC.
He has had unfettered access to Obama to write a couple of sycophantic books.
Do your friends know what sycophantic means?
Yes.
You sure?
They say they do.
Well, if they don't, there's another definition for it called kiss ass.
Yes.
Okay, that's relevant here.
Yes, sir.
Okay, so there are any number of ways to describe the kind of relationship that this supposed objective journalist has with Obama.
I thought that a very articulate and polite in adult conversation way of expressing my opinion of the kiss-ass attitude that Wolf has with Obama is to say that if Obama ever had a colonoscopy, they would find Wolf's head there.
Yes.
To me, that is one of the most, that is sheer broadcast talent.
That is communication talent 101.
I mean, that is above.
There's nobody can have any doubt about what I mean.
I understand.
Yet your co-workers were profoundly offended by that, right?
Yes, and I also say, remember, they personified God's son.
If he's got his mind loan from God, you always, why do you always persecute him?
He must be telling the truth.
Think about it.
Well, talent on loan from God.
Do your friends think that I'm saying I am God when I say that?
No, no, no.
Talent on loan from God means I'm simply thanking God for his blessings upon me.
Understand.
And that it's temporary.
My talent's on loan.
When I die, so goes the talent.
There is no other with it.
I'm me.
There is no other me, just like there's no other you.
So it's simply thanking God when I say talent on loan from God.
I'm not saying my talent came from Gaia.
I'm not saying my talent came from Obama or from anybody in government.
Talent came from God.
I understand.
I'm simply utilizing this talent in being descriptive about what kind of reporter Richard Wolf is.
Understand.
Now, why were they offended by this?
They don't like you, point blank.
Well, I know they don't like me, period.
And they just get offended because you're on every time I'm here at work.
Yeah.
Did you laugh when you heard me say that?
Oh, yes.
Oh, and that bothered them even more.
You see, that's what really got him.
You laughed.
Oh, yes.
You understood it.
You understood it.
You know why they really don't like it?
No, sir.
Because it's effective and because it is accurate and it's pretty descriptive and so forth.
They come in with an anti-rush prejudice or bias, and that simply allows them to say that their bias and prejudice is justified.
Well, the truth does hurt.
It does.
So what would you have me own?
You're calling to tell me this.
Are you asking me to tone it down?
Are you asking me?
No, no, no, no.
Keep it going because, you know, all you could do is put your issues on them.
And we might try to convert a couple of them.
You never know.
See, I was paving a word picture.
I could have been vulgar when I said that.
Understandable.
I could have really been vulgar.
I could have used street terminology, but I didn't.
I came up with a creative, conversational way.
Everybody talks about colonoscopies all day long.
Everybody knows what happens with one.
Understandable.
And rather than find a polyp, you find a journalist's head.
I mean, it's possible.
Yes, sir.
And I'm also taking up for you.
Are they listening now?
Yes.
Even better.
And I'm also taking up for you also in school, in our history.
We were looking up something, and I came across you because you were on one of my pages, and they were going, why do you listen to that guy?
And I explained why.
You want the truth?
This is who you listen to.
It is the truth.
I've been listening since 89.
Well, that's almost from the beginning.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I remember they told everything like that.
Let me ask you something.
Robert, you're putting yourself here through a lot of grief on my behalf.
You really are.
That's okay.
But no, I appreciate it.
A lot of people in your shoe would call here and ask me tone it down.
Or they would yell at me.
See, I go out of my way every time I try to defend you, do something stupid like that, and you make me look like a salt.
Do you use a computer?
Yes, sir.
What kind?
I have a shooting sparks right now.
I got a laptop that's shooting sparks.
I got an Acer.
Well, would you like a Mac?
You like an Apple?
Yes, sir.
All right.
I'm going to send you a 17-inch MacBook Pro.
Okay.
I'm going to send you.
And with my compliments, you hang on.
Snerdly will get the information we need to send this thing to you.
It'd be my pleasure to do this because of the grief you're subjecting yourself to among your co-workers.
I really appreciate it.
Well, if I had a chance to get rid of an Acer for a Mac, I'd do it too.
I'm also going to send Robert and Phoenix some two if-by-tea for his colleagues.
He requested regular, sweetened, two if-by-tea.
So we'll send a couple cases out along with the MacBook Pro 17.
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