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May 7, 2010 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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May 7, 2010, Friday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of The Rush 247 Podcast.
Man, I am tired.
I have to tell you, I'm tired.
It's been a long week.
Even the fastest week in media, but it's been a long week this week.
No rest.
There's no let up.
And today.
Why, they're replaying the video of it right now.
The unemployment rate went up to 9.9%.
And according to the regime, that's the best economic news in months.
We're still trying to figure it out.
Live from the Southern Command in sunny South Florida.
It's open line Friday.
I am going to be depending on you people to carry the program today.
I'm tapped out.
Here's the telephone number 800-282-2882 email address.
Lrushbo at EIBNet.com.
When we go to the phones, the content of the program is all yours.
Monday through Thursday, it's content on a callers restricted to things I care about.
Friday we broom that.
So if you had a question, comment, uh whatever.
Your golden opportunity to um well, everybody thinks they can do this better than I do, so this is your chance to prove it.
Before we get to the economic news, the deranged lone wolf bomber, who was probably upset about health care and the Arizona immigration law, actually had contact with an al-Qaeda recruiter by the name of Awaki, Anwar Al Awaki.
Uh and not me.
Obama just can't catch a break.
I mean, I'm sure they're waiting to find this guy's preset radio stations and his foreclosed on house.
And in his two SUVs, oh, please, Obama, please let it say that he was listening to 77 WABC in New York.
Let it let us be able to say he's listening to Limbaugh, but can't catch a break.
Accused Times Square bomber Faisal Shazam, sorry, Shazad, linked up with the Pakistani Taliban through the internet.
ABC News had been told by law enforcement and intelligence sources close to the investigation once the Taliban identified him as more valuable in the U.S. than Pakistan.
They trained him to return to execute his bomb attack.
But according to these sources, Shazad also had a web of jihadist contacts, including this American-born Muslim cleric Anwar Olachi, who also counseled and advised the Fort Hood shooter.
So by the way, is anybody looked at Obama's fingers?
We're told that that uh 1,000-point drop in the market yesterday was because of fat fingers.
Somebody entered a B for billion on a trade when they meant to enter M for million on a trade involving Proctor and Gamble, and this caused automated sell orders to kick in.
And we we were doing the play-by-play on this.
And you know, here's the thing you have to understand, folks.
At no time will the stock market fluctuation uh while fluctuation, at no time will the stock market decline ever be attributed to Obama.
It can't be.
The stock market going down when Obama's in the White House is just not possible.
So it has to be some fat-fingered screwball, some trader who was probably entering the trade on his iPhone and and hit the uh hit the B instead of the M. That's what they're trying to tell us.
Mike, so my question is, could fat fingers explain Obama's budget deficit?
Has anybody looked at his fingers lately?
Are his fingers fat?
We already know Obama's somewhat clumsy, but could it be that he has been ramping up government spending by typing billions when he just meant millions?
I mean, it's as good as an explanation as anything else for what's happening.
This was um this market is not it's it's not this is not a technical glitch.
I mean, it might have been one yesterday, but that doesn't explain what's going on here.
We're down for the fifth straight day.
And some of the headlines in the in even the like CNN Money.com, uh problem in America is Debt.
Oh, really?
Really?
You have come to that conclusion, have you?
Now, what we're looking at, well, let's compare Greece and the United States here for just a second.
Because we're looking at private versus public financial crises.
Here in our country, we had a financial crisis in the private sector.
In Greece, they are having a financial crisis in the public sector.
Now, which has turned out worse?
By all means, you'd have to say that's turned out worse in Greece.
We don't have any people setting themselves on fire.
We don't have riots in the streets yet.
But the only reason is uh for that that we have not faced our crisis in the public sector yet, but it surely is coming, all those unfunded pension plans all over the country.
How many Greek states do we have?
California, New York, Michigan, Illinois.
I mean, there are a lot of potential Greases among our states.
And worse than that, the federal government, uh the equivalent of the European Union here in this analogy cannot be seen as much of a backstop since uh it's almost as bad a shape our government is as Greece itself.
We haven't we haven't even begun to face the music for Social Security, Medicare, and now Obamacare.
We haven't even we haven't even gotten close to the real trauma that we are about to uh face in coming years.
Now last night, Brian Williams, anchor of the NBC Nightly News was on Letterman's show.
And I I saw this and I I was I was stunned.
I wish he had said it on Leno so more people would have heard it, but I'm still gonna sit here, I'm gonna repeat it to you because over the past I guess month, maybe even longer than that, you are aware I have been asking the question about California and the unfunded pensions and all is anything real?
Has any of this been real?
Because nobody has any money.
Nobody, no government has any money, no state government, no city government, the federal government doesn't have any money.
Everybody's overdrawn, everybody is in deficit, everybody's borrowing.
Nobody has any money, and the reason for it largely is irresponsible spending on the part of government officials at every level.
And one of the reasons for the irresponsibility has been making sure to take care of public sector union employees, promising them all kinds of nice salaries now and exorbitant retirement funds in exchange for constant campaign donations and constant uh across the board votes for Democrats.
And so we've had a bunch of elected officials putting their own election, their own entitlement, their own attachment to power ahead of the country, thinking that if there is a problem, they will be long gone when we hit the wall.
So when I when I when I saw what Brian Williams said last night, I was I was kind of stunned because you don't expect this from the anchor of a state-run media network.
Letterman said, Greece, this is the this is the other reason the world is coming to an end.
What happened in Greece?
They've not they got any money, they're they're not they're bankrupt.
I felt a sickness in the pit of my stomach, kind of 9-11 sickness in the pit of my stomach.
Our stock market went into a deep decline, a bottomless dive on every television set at the NYSE this afternoon was the live picture of police beating demonstrators in Greece.
One fire on a sidewalk turned out to be three people on fire.
Here's the daisy chain.
Greece to Portugal to Italy.
Someone said on television this afternoon, as part of the cable coverage, the dirty little secret is the world has no money, and the emperor has no clothes.
If I wasn't a tad too close to this, I'd probably not leave the house.
But that's how bad it is.
The world has no money.
This is a comedy show now that he is appearing on, a comedy show.
World has no money, the emperor has no clothes.
So Brian's losing it over the stock market collapse, but he's not wrong.
And who's the emperor of the world right now?
Barack Hussein Obama.
The world doesn't have any money.
Has any of this been real?
The only place where things have been real is in the United States private sector.
Nothing in the government sector, nothing in the public sector is real.
It has not been paid for.
And a lot in the private sector, consumer debt there is pretty high too.
That's why there's some foreclosures.
So it has any of it been real.
What's amazing to me, actually it shouldn't be amazing, but it is.
We are witnessing what happens with socialism.
We're seeing it throughout the European Union, Greece, Portugal, Spain, the UK.
We're seeing it.
This is what happens.
When the public sector grows and grows and grows, when more and more people become dependent on it, when the public sector grows and dwarfs and overshadows the private sector, which is where wealth is created.
Remember the government, a public sector doesn't have a dime before it confiscates or taxes what is produced.
And Obama, what's his name?
Morton Kondraki has a piece and roll call today.
I don't think, he says, I don't think Obama's a socialist.
I just think he's a liberal who hasn't the slightest idea how wealth is created.
I think it Morton, you're getting close.
You're getting warm.
Socialist, fascist, communist, whatever.
Mort, all you have to know is Barack Obama resents wealth creation.
He resents how it happens in this country.
That's why he is attempting to redistribute it all and return the nation's wealth to its quote unquote rightful owners, which to him are people of color.
And people who are traditionally minorities and working families, which means members of unions.
They that that conflagrate conflagration consists of the uh nation's rightful owners in his mind.
Whether he I I don't think he probably he's never created any wealth on his own.
He probably doesn't understand it.
But I do know that he resents it.
He resents how it happens, and that's the bottom line.
He resents the creation of wealth.
It makes him mad.
He thinks it is unfair.
He thinks it is unjust.
So he's not at all unhappy about what's happening here.
All this tumult and chaos is going to lead to the further growth of government.
This is the way Obama plays it.
Stock market in trouble, need more power for me, need bigger government, more regulations.
Uh to prevent this from happening in the in the future.
We gotta get rid of all of these all these cycles.
All right, a quick timeout.
We'll come back and listen to the regime explain how the unemployment number going from 9.7 to 9.9% is uh great news.
Back after this.
All right, we have some Barack Obama soundbites coming up in which he addresses the uh unemployment number.
And there the reason a lot of people are saying that uh seven uh or 9.7 to 9.9% is good news is that it means more people are back in the market looking for work.
The number of people who have given up is down.
And so when you have more people, remember, people who leave the job market and not trying to find a job don't get counted in the unemployment number that's released by the labor department, U three, the U6 number they do.
So what they're trying to say is now is that more people have entered the job market again because everything's so exciting out there to find a job, and so they're willing to be counted again.
So it uh it went up, but this is actually good news because people are hiring now and people are back trying to find job.
That's that's the spin on this.
Now, when we get to the sound bites, what you are going to hear, trust me on this.
You gotta read between the lines, be able to see the stitches and the fastball.
What Obama is doing in his little White House press appearance today around 11 o'clock is is whipping up the argument for tax increases.
Higher taxes, that's next.
That's wider that's why I run up all the debt, and then higher taxes, that's how you theoretically get more government money to redistribute to your buddies.
Now, Greece, Greece is a microcosm of what happens when people like Barack Obama run a country unchecked.
When nobody is there to stop them, when there is no checker balance, Greece is what happens when you have a regime similar to Obama in charge.
What is happening around the world?
Take a look at any stock market you want.
The communists and the anarchists, the union people all over the world are getting exactly what they want, folks.
They are driving down the financial markets worldwide.
They are hurting capitalism.
There is a worldwide assault on capitalism.
And the illustration of where does Obama stand on this can be illustrated by a question.
Take yourself back to the video tape and look at the riots in Greece.
People setting themselves on fire, people setting other things on fire.
You've got protesters and you've got the cops.
You've got the barricades.
If Obama were in Greece, on which side of the barricades would he be if he was a Greek?
Okay.
Where would Obama be?
Obama would be with the cops.
Obama would be doing everything he could to encourage more unrest, tumult, and chaos.
For that matter, on which side of the barricades is Obama here.
He's not on the side of the barricades with the people.
Barack Obama sides against the American people, governs against the will of the American people every day.
One of the things, this is so funny.
One of the well, it's funny because it's ironic.
One of the things that the Greek government is being told to do by the European Union, which is bailing them out, is to privatize their health care system.
I'm going to say it again.
The European Union, which is trying to bail out Greece, is demanding that they privatize their health care system, Get it out of the government.
Where are we headed?
You look at Greece, you see us, you look at Venezuela, you see us.
You don't have to time travel.
It's right in front of us.
What is potentially awaiting us if things do not change here?
Which side of the barricades in Greece would Obama be on?
As I said yesterday, I would love to hear Barack Obama tell us where Greece went wrong.
That led to all of this unrest.
Now this spin, I got these sound bites coming up.
U.S. News and World Report, why a rising, why a rising unemployment rate?
Unemployment rate is good news by Rick Newman.
And the theory is, it's it's so exciting out there.
People are looking for work now, they're willing to be counted again.
How do they know more people are looking for work?
How do we know this?
Because somebody in Newsweek says it?
Because Obama says so.
Couldn't these just be people who got knocked off unemployment when the benefits ran out month before last?
I mean, who how do we know more people are looking for work?
In the AP story, jobs up 290,000.
In the in the private sector, the real number is 66,000, not 290.
Jobs up 290,000 jobless rate rises to 9.9%.
State-controlled AP tries really hard to start off here with great news.
But if you keep reading, which I always do, the last half of the AP article is very bad news.
And three to four years ago, the last half of this article would have been the lead if George W. Bush were the president.
Here's a quote at the end of the article.
All told, fifteen point three million people were out of work in April.
You take a look at a chart of employment unemployment from uh any any it's horrible.
There's there's no good news at all, folks, on in this cycle.
It has been since the Great Depression that we have had this kind of problem.
It's it's and it looks this bad on a chart.
I wish very rarely do I wish this were a television show, but I wish this were a show show.
I could show you this chart because it's it would dispel all of the myths here about how great the employment news is today, counting people who have given up looking for work and part-timers who would prefer to be working full-time, the so-called underemployment rate rose to 17.1% in April.
This you read in the second half of the AP story.
That's close to the record high of 17.4% in October, and it shows just how difficult it is for job seekers to find work.
Another grim statistic from the second half of the AP story.
The number of people out of work six months or longer reached six point seven million in April, a new high.
So we've got all kinds of bad records being set in April, and yet the lead is 290,000 new jobs, unemployment up to 9.9%.
The economy's turned a corner.
We're back from the brink.
And there's also a section in the second half of the story about wages and how they aren't anything to write home about.
So the truth is the truth, and this is the place for it.
We disseminate it.
More coming after this.
The views expressed by the host on this program documented to be almost always right, 99.6% of the time.
Telephone number 800-282-2882 to quickly to the phones.
Open line Friday, Ron and Bend, Oregon.
Glad to have you, sir.
Hello.
Hello, Rush.
I usually call you about military matters, but this concerns a couple of uniformed customs officers who caught that guy off the airplane in New York.
Shh.
Have you commended those guys yet?
Uh what do you I raised a question yesterday?
I didn't raise the question.
A lot of people were saying, how come we haven't heard from the customs guys?
And I said, What does it matter?
Why is it matters?
Because listen, do you remember that old movie, an officer and a gentleman?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember that.
Where the gunnery sergeant tells the guy, you just been playing bad music and bad mouth in your country.
Well, that's what you did Monday.
You said that Arab Airline called about this guy being on the plane, and that our guys dropped the ball.
And that's not true.
And if I was your drill instructor today, I'd tell you to shape up or ship out.
Really?
You sh you should give those guys due credit.
I didn't name their name.
What I said was, and I'll re I'll be I'll be happy to repeat it.
I didn't want to get into this notion of bashing customs guys.
I've only had one bad experience with custom people here in Palm Beach.
Everywhere else I have been, they have been the finest federal agents that I have ever run into.
I have I I did not denigrate customs people yesterday at all.
I said that 99%.
And I don't know about these guys at JFK.
All I know is that the White House is trying to keep them hidden.
The administration is trying to keep them out of the equation.
They're crediting the New York cops, they're crediting the T-shirt vendor, they're crediting a whole bunch of people, they're crediting each other.
Why are the customs guys?
And I speculated the reason they're not doing the customs guys is because the administration, not the customs guys, the administration was blind luck.
They had nothing to do with this, and they're trying to cover up the fact that it was just blind luck.
So it was not denigrating the customs people whatsoever yesterday.
It was if if if anything, it was trying to point out where the uh well the regime is trying to cover its own rear end by keeping the work the customs guys did private and in off limits when everybody else is being praised.
Pure and simple.
All right, here are the audio sound bites.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Obama this morning outside the White House.
From the first days of this administration, amidst the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, I've said that the truest measure of progress would be whether or not we were creating jobs.
Today I'm happy to report that we received encouraging news.
In April, the economy added 290,000 jobs, with the majority coming from the private sector.
This is the largest monthly increase in four years.
From the associated press story, that again the first half of which regales this news as Obama just did.
It's great, it's the best news in four years.
Why we're back.
High unemployment and sluggish wage gains are likely to prevent consumers from going on spending sprees any time soon.
Small businesses, which usually help drive creation during recoveries, are having trouble getting loans.
The tight credit is crimping their ability to expand operations in higher.
Many economists think that it'll take at least until the middle of the decade to lower the unemployment rate to a more normal five and a half to six percent.
Lawrence Summers, one of Obama's economic advisors, said back on April 30th, it's uh this is the new norm.
The 9 to 10% unemployment is the new norm.
Learn it, love it, live it.
Get used to it.
Obama is going to have to create another 6.6 million jobs to get us back to where we were four years ago.
He can start pounding the table here, 290,000, of which 66,000 are actually uh uh sixty-six thousand actually private sector.
I know I never criticize customs.
I not once did I criticize customs yesterday.
When out of my way to praise these people.
I've had I've only had one bad encounter with a couple of them here in Palm Beach, and everybody knows about that, so I don't go to Palm Beach anymore when I have to go to customs.
I'll avoid it like the blue plague.
And everywhere else I go, it they're just nice as they can be.
Thorough, professional.
The only question I asked yesterday was, how come we're not being told what the customs guys did?
Everybody was asking me.
I said, What does it matter?
Well, it matters, Rush, because the administration is trying to hide something from us.
Okay, well, fine.
What's new about that?
Here's the next sound bite.
This is Obama putting forward this notion that higher higher unemployment's sign of progress.
The unemployment rate ticked up slightly from 9.7 to 9.9.
Given the strength of these job numbers, this may seem contradictory, but this increase is largely a reflection of the fact that workers who had dropped out of the workforce entirely are now seeking jobs again, uh, encouraged by better prospects.
How do we know this?
How do we know this?
Again, counting people who have given up looking for work and part-timers who would prefer to be working full time.
The so-called underemployment rate rose to 17.1% in April.
That's close to the record high of 17.4% underemployment in October.
And it shows just how difficult it is for job seekers to find work, and yet, man, it's so exciting out there.
People can't wait to get back in the job market.
Uh they're uh really encouraged out there by better prospects.
Another grim statistic, the number of people out of work, six months or longer, reached six point seven million in April.
That is a new high.
These people made up forty-five point nine percent of all unemployed people, also a record high.
So you read the whole AP story, and you find out that we're looking at chronic unemployment and it is not improving.
There's no reason to celebrate here, and there's been nothing done to create an overwhelming market of job creation.
Just exact job.
We're no different than Greece.
We're not doing anything to spurt job creation in the private sector.
And if they want to credit the stimulus for this, if they want to, if they want to try, fine.
Okay, you guys go ahead, you credit the stimulus.
Never before has so much been spent to create so little.
As Barack Obama's stimulus plan to create jobs.
I I look at, you know me, I'm I'm not I'm not saying all this to be partisan critical of Obama, but these guys are out there trying to paint a picture here that doesn't exist, it's not right.
And all of this, don't forget, all of this is simply whipping up the argument for higher taxes.
We're coming down the pike.
Here's another soundbite.
This is Obama addressing the market and the crisis in Greece.
I want to speak to the unusual market activity that took place yesterday on Wall Street.
The regulatory authorities are evaluating this closely with a concern for protecting investors and preventing this from happening again.
And they will make findings of their review public along with recommendations for appropriate action.
I also spoke this morning with German Chancellor Merkel regarding economic and financial developments in Europe.
We agreed on the importance of a strong policy response by the affected countries and a strong financial response from the international community.
I made clear that the United States supports these efforts and will continue to cooperate.
Yeah, what are those efforts?
What did Merkel do yesterday?
Merkel joined in in bashing the banks.
Merkel joined in in bashing the private sector.
That's why Obama's happy.
Make no mistake about what's going on here, folks.
The communists, the anarchists are getting what they want.
They are driving down the financial markets.
There's an all-out assault on capitalism all over the world.
That's why Obama's happy about this.
And he's happy to welcome uh Angela Merkel here to this to the to the little party that they're having.
So here we are.
For Obama, 9.9% is success.
That's the bottom line.
Obama can spin it all he wants.
9.9% unemployment is great news to Obama.
Let's put the headline out there.
Obama, great news, 9.9% unemployment.
The American people should take note.
The White House had a celebration today.
Obama went out and took credit for 9.9% unemployment.
Okay, so the Democrats and Obama in November can run on 9.9% unemployment as a great accomplishment.
And maybe someday Obama can tell us where he thinks Greece went wrong.
On still waiting, I want to hear Obama tell us.
Where did Greece go wrong?
Did they not tax the rich enough?
Did they not did they did they did the government not grow big enough to have no not have enough public sector union people?
Did they wait too long to go nationalized on their health care?
What did they do wrong?
So you Democrats, you're all happy.
Your president goes out there a day, sings the praises, 9.9% unemployment.
So I guess if we get to 10% unemployment in August, you really be happy.
You can, I mean, the streets will be filled with joy because the definition of success, according to your our own regime is rising unemployment.
9.9%.
Oh.
One more audio soundbite number six, Christina Roemer.
This is on CNBC's squawk on the street.
She is the uh chairman of Council of Economic Advisors, Aaron Burnett, said, look, the unemployment rate's climbing, I guess, because more people seeing hiring and they're going to re-enter the job market.
Absolutely.
It's something we've again been anticipating that a lot of people in a recession this bad drop out of the labor force.
That's sort of natural part of the recovery as as we start to add jobs, those people come back in.
And we had some 800,000 uh workers come back into the labor force in April.
So that uh is certainly a consequence of that is that the unemployment rate did tick up.
Yeah, so when it goes up to 10%, even better, right?
Because more people are looking for work.
They're willing to be counted again as out of work.
So remember, counting people, and this is from the this is from the regime's own uh own uh wire service, AP, counting people who have given up looking for work, and counting part-timers who would prefer to be working full-time, the so-called underemployment rate rose to 17.1%.
So the unemployment rate rose to 9.9%.
The underemployment rate rose to 17.1% in April, close to the record high of 17.4% in October, and shows just how difficult it is for job seekers to find work.
They're celebrating people starting to look again.
Not celebrating people finding jobs.
Another statistic, the number of people out of work six months or longer reached six point seven per million in April.
That's a new high.
So 15.3 million people out of work in April, unemployment 9.7 to 9%, some 9.9%, underemployment rose to 17.1%.
The number of people out of work six months or longer reached 6.7 million in April, a new high, and the regime through a party.
Outside the White House this morning.
It's Sir Douglas Quintet from 1965, and she is about to move her spielder.
Speaking of which, you know, folks, at some point, I just get fed up with Obama and his BS.
And want to move on to something that's really important, something really interesting.
I get we all get dragged down with this.
I found something here.
Here's the headline: larger breasts pay off for waitresses.
A study by a hotel professor finds.
Here we go.
This is from the Cornell University Daily Sun.
This is far better than the Obama BS today.
Professor Michael Lynn, marketing and tourism Surveyed 374 waitresses about their perceived sexiness, breast size, and other physical characteristics, and correlated these results with the amount of tips the waitresses received.
His results indicate that evolutionary instinct trumps the ideals many patrons profess.
Though most customers say they reward service, the professor reports that quality of service has less than a 2% effect on the actual tip.
Instead, he found that waitresses with larger bra sizes received higher tips, as did women with blonde hair and slender bodies.
While this may seem self-evident to some people, Professor DeLyn said that it's always important to test what seems like obvious cultural wisdom.
Oh, I'm sure he did say it's important to test this.
Hands on.
Hands-on data here.
This study uses a uh broader array of stimuli as they appear three-dimensionally to themselves and their customers, the professor said.
He explained that his study could be useful to a potential waitress as it can help gauge her prospects in the industry.
It also this not the point, Snerdley.
You're asking a question.
He's snurdly's focused on the women here.
What if you do if you're not as well endowed?
What this illustrates, Dawn's right.
Most men are still paying a bill.
Despite feminism, most men are you think this matters to a female paying a bill?
Do you think the size of the waitress's boobs matters to a woman paying a bill?
Not I guarantee you that's probably 98% service.
In fact, the blonder the be the bleach blonder the hair, the more seductive the dress, the probably less likely.
A woman will reward.
No this sturdly.
Oh, yeah, there's there's no question of it.
This reminds me, way back when I was in Pittsburgh in the early 70s, there was a survey, a study much like this, that came out of Tufts University in Boston.
And some professor there claimed to have found a correlation between bust size and IQ.
The smaller the bus size, the higher the IQ.
The larger the bus size, the smaller the IQ.
And I I remember mentioning this on I I forget I read it in a New York newspaper when I was doing show prep for my radio show in Pittsburgh.
And this is now, you know, in my Lexus Nexus database, and it's one of the things that's constantly uh uh uh pointed up as something I lie about.
It just made up.
I didn't make it up.
I I forget I remember the early 70s.
I mean, we are we are at the birth stages of the modern era of feminism then.
Oh, folks, by the way, I should have told you this at the beginning of the program.
I was in near Nirvana last night.
I found an app from the iTunes App Store.
I can now print from my iPad and the iPhone.
And it is easy.
And it was setting the what it's it's called Print Central.
Now, and I had tried some apps prior to this, and I the reason I had screwed it up is because I assumed that the print applications would work in the mail app on the iPhone or the iPad, that you would do get your mail as you normally do, and somehow the new app would enable you to print from the mail.
That's not how it works.
What you do is you set up your email accounts, you duplicate them in the new app, Print Central on your iPad or your iPhone.
Whatever iPhone, whatever email account you have, and then you download your email to that account as an iMap account so that your mail continues to go to your computer and whether whatever other devices you have.
So when it shows up on the on the uh print and center app, it's it's not just there, it's everywhere else too.
And then you print from there.
And I did tests all night long, printing to here, printing a color printer here at home and so forth.
Lick to be split fine and dandy, easy as pie.
Nobody had told me that that the the way that you do it right out of the app.
I thought the app's third party it was going to enable printing from the actual mail app.
It's not how it won't.
Once I figured that out, it was a piece of cake.
Print Central.
Get the universal version, Snertley, 1295.
It'll work for your iPod touch, your iPhone, or your iPad.
Or you can get it individually for iPod, iPhone, iPad for like 895 or $7 or whatever it is.
But get the universal version, spring for it, don't be a tight one.
I tell this professor up at Cornell.
I hope he next studies after he's got this uh hands-on study of breasts and waitresses and tips.
He's got a tough job, somebody has to do it.
Now, what about nice legs and tips?
And then after that, uh nice derriere and tips.
I mean the um opportunities here.
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