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You know, I don't often go there unless I am directed there, but there's a there's a gossip website out there that's just hilarious.
I love these guys at Gawker.
I mean, they make stuff up about me all the time.
They're snarky as they can be about me, but for some reason I love these guys.
And here's why.
Here is a post at Gawker.com.
The former head of Britain's intelligence service says that the three-headed monster known as Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld fetishized and were inspired by Jack Bauer's torture techniques.
Quoted in the British newspaper The Independent, former MI5 chief Dame Aliza said Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld certainly watched 24, and that the Americans were very keen that people like us did not discover what they were doing.
So the Gorker guys love putting the news out that Bush, Cheney, and Rumsville learned everything they know about torture from 24.
And as some idiot that used to run the MI5 is out there saying so.
You guys are Gawker.
I mean, you're just you're priceless.
You just we love you here at the EIB network.
When asked by a reporter if this was true, a senior Pentagon official said, Well, we're not aware of Cheney or Bush's or Rumsfeld's television habits.
The official was not asked ridiculous.
The um official was not asked about rumors that we've just made up that the three men were involved in some kind of torture watching circle, you know what.
Um, look up but let me a cautionary thing.
It be very careful going to Gawker.
Be very you're gonna get the wrong idea about me if you if you go there because you're gonna you're gonna it's it's it's you have to have the right attitude.
Uh you gotta have an irreverent side to not get bugged by what you see there.
All right.
So you uh you have been you have been warned.
Slowly Americans are regaining their lost wealth.
This is uh a P story.
Americans are recovering their shrunken wealth gradually, household net worth rose last quarter, mainly because the healing economy boosted stock portfolios, but the gain was slight, and it was less than in the previous two.
What w what in the world are they talking about here?
Americans are re-ga- I'm stunned that they even admit that the American people lost wealth.
But now that I guess they have to admit that to write this bogus story that Americans are regaining their lost wealth in a healing economy.
People who live in the real world know that there's nothing healing in this economy at all.
In fact, folks, let me tell you something.
This guy called me that said I mentored him in Pittsburgh.
Nick.
He's got a business where he teaches people how to detail cars, and he graduates them and they want to start their own detail business, small business.
They can't they can't get five, 10,000 loans.
Banks aren't lending them the money, he says.
Now you gotta When we get to October November, that will be two years that Barack Obama has had his finger in this pie.
Barack Obama was big on the TARP bailout.
Barack Obama was big on the General Motors bailout.
Barack Obama was urging all of this stuff before he was immaculated.
From the time he was elected till the time he was immaculated, he's he took over a White House meeting uh on this TARP crisis.
So we're coming up on two years of Barack Obama having direct influence over the United States economy.
Two years, and there hasn't been one improvement in these two years.
Not one.
It's going just the opposite direction.
Howell Reigns, you name ring a bell out there, folks.
Howell Rains used to be the editor of the New York Times back when guys like Jason Blair were working there making it up.
Howell Rains has written a piece in the Washington Post.
It's gonna run Sunday.
The headline, why don't honest journalists take on Roger Ailes and Fox News?
This from a guy who hired Jason Blair.
This is a guy who was who hired plagiarists.
Uh I'm I'm not gonna read the story, I'm gonna answer the question.
Howell Rains wants to know why don't honest journalists take on Roger Ailes and Fox News?
Because the only honest journalists are working for Roger Ailes and Fox News.
Okay to the audio sound bites.
The Democrats and another sob story pulling out another page from the playbook.
Yesterday on Capitol Hill at a press conference, they held a little meeting here with an 11-year-old boy, Marcellus Owens, to rally support for an end to insurance industry abuses.
Here's a portion of Dingy Harry's remarks.
Our health care delivery system such as it is designed to cover the oldest and the youngest, most say.
But for everyone in between, and that's most of the people in this country, it's beyond broken.
And it can certainly be illustrated by what's happened to a woman by the name of Tiffany Owens.
Mr. Son Marcellus.
His birthday was yesterday, and he decided he would like to spend it in Washington.
Telling us.
Anyone that will listen about his mom.
Okay, so this eleven-year-old boy, Marcellus Owens, said, Mom, or son said to somebody, I want to go to Washington, I want to tell Harry Reed about my mother.
And somehow, this eleven-year-old kid found his way into the Capitol, found his way to Harry Reid's office, and we're so impressed by what the kid said today, hey, let's go get some cameras and microphones.
And so here is Marcellus Owens telling his story.
My mom was diagnosed with pulmonary hypertension in 2006.
She missed so much like that, she lost her job.
And along with their job, she lost her health care.
And losing her health care ended up causing her life.
And I wanted to finish her fight for health care.
So I don't want any of the kid to go through the pain that our family has gone through.
I want Barack Obama and Congress and everybody to come together and help the health care bill pass.
Now, this is unseemly exploitative.
An 11-year-old kid being forced to tell this story all over just to benefit the Democrat Party and Barack Obama, the essence of using a young child, and get the next.
This is from Senator Durbin.
Today 70 Americans will die for lack of health insurance.
70.
And when the Republicans tell us, go slow, start over, take your time.
We've got to add it up.
It's 70 a day.
How much time can we take?
70 Americans will no his numbers off.
It's 124.
Because the number's 45 what?
Thousand?
Yeah, 45,000 a year, 160, 365 days.
That's the number we had earlier this week.
100 and some odd.
Now Dick Durbin, something's happened to cut that number in half.
Seventy people.
Do we believe even believe this?
70 people a day die because they don't have health insurance.
You know how this number was arrived at?
We had the guy call us.
Some survey company went out there, and if somebody had health insurance, or if if somebody did not have health insurance, what year was it?
85.
Everybody that's died since 1985 is assumed not to have had health insurance.
If they didn't have it in 1985.
That's the extent of the scientific nature of the survey.
But here's the dirty little secret, Senator Durbin.
And I would also say this to Marcellus Owens.
Well, your mom would have still died.
Because Obamacare doesn't kick in till 2014 if they sign it this year.
And Senator Durbin, that means that 70 Americans are going to die every day for the next four years, until the actual so-called benefits of which there are none kick in.
So why this Mad Dash on this?
Why this Mad Dash it doesn't kick in for four years?
We've been through this over and over.
You're getting blue in the face hearing me.
Here's Chuck Yu Schumer following Dick Durbin.
We're asking for an up or down vote, and that sounds abstract.
It's about Marcellus's mom.
An up or down vote is about people's lives.
I want to puke.
I literally want to puke.
They do the same stuff over and over again.
If you see your senior citizens, now some kid brings up a bunch of people up in wheelchairs or whatever.
It's all about how this country is so rotten, people are dying and nobody cares.
A country with the best damn health care in the world.
And they get up and tell lies and have other people tell lies and exploit these people.
All the tug on people's heartstrings and make them feel guilty, make them think that the only way we're ever going to save lives is through Obama.
But we're not going to start saving lives for four years.
Here now, ladies and gentlemen, the capper on this outrage from Senator Patty Murray.
It happened to Marcellus, it happens to a lot of people.
The system we have in place today doesn't provide options for people when they are just at the edge.
Marcellus's mom was doing all the right things, a single mom raising three little kids.
She was working hard.
She lost her health care because she lost her job.
Marcellus stood up and he came up to your United States Senator, and he's gone up to the 29th floor of the federal building, and he's flown all the way across the country to face this big crew of press people, because he has the courage that his mother left him to remind all of us what this debate is about.
Well, I guess I was right.
This 11-year-old kid just stood up, he went to Washington somehow, flew there, then approached a U.S. Senator, then went up to the 29th floor of the federal building, flew all the way across the country and had the guts to face the media.
With all these Democrats standing beside him.
Meanwhile, earlier today, yes, wait for it.
Here it is, here it is again.
It's Nancy Pelosi from Last Night on Television.
Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer, a writer, without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance, or that people could start a business and be entrepreneurial and take risk, but not the job locked because the child has asthma or someone in the family is bipolar, you name it any condition is job locking.
Okay, so if you tied up in a job you hate and you don't want to work there, quit.
Quit and sit around in your underwear and paint pictures or take pictures or you know, start writing a bunch of gibberish and claim you're an artiste.
And you'll be fine.
You'll be fine because you're gonna have health care.
Health care paid for by all the rest of people who don't check out, who don't let go of their own responsibilities.
You can go ahead and just chuck your responsibilities out the window.
Pelosi will give you health care.
Now you're gonna have to find a way to get food and water till she figures out to throw that in.
And by the way, if you happen to get knocked up while you're out there writing or taking pictures, don't sweat it.
Because we are also going to pay for your abortion while you get your health care because it'll be part of it.
And then once we get amnesty, then we're gonna have 25 million Americans also on the health care rolls who currently aren't.
They'll have insurance from the government, paid five, paid for by all the other people who don't abolish their own responsibilities.
Don't uh accept the responsibility.
You go ahead and check out Pelosi says, we don't care.
Be an entrepreneur.
Sit on your ass and write and paint, and we'll give you health care.
Well, we won't.
The other Americans who decide to keep working will.
We'll be back.
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You know, folks, I got I I uh I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
We just play these sound bites.
You don't think I should say it?
You don't know what I'm gonna say yet.
Staff's go, oh no.
They're all putting their heads in their hands.
We just played a sound bites, a little 11-year-old kid who miraculously flew to Washington, found a senator, wanted to tell the world about his single mother who died because she didn't have health care.
And he wanted to tell the world about it so that we would pass Obama's health care plan, right?
One thing that we can deduce from it is that all that sickening audio, it's not just in the kid, but I mean from Dingy Harry to Patty Murray to Chuck Schumann to Dick Durbin.
What it means is they don't have the votes.
They don't have the votes.
That's one thing it means.
We also ran the numbers on what's his face, Durban.
Seventy people die because of no health insurance every day in this country.
But we're not gonna we're not gonna get the single payer for 24 years, four years in 2014.
We ran the numbers.
180,000 people will die because of no health insurance from the time Obama signs the bill until it is implemented in 2014.
180,000.
Now the thing that I've I really say it.
One of the biggest cultural and economic problems we have in this country is single mothers.
Households without fathers.
And the Democrat Party here is.
Why do we have Medicaid?
What the?
Why didn't this woman go get Medicaid?
Why doesn't where is the father of these kids?
Where is the virtue in this?
We're trying to be told there's virtue in all of this suffering brought on by who?
Who made the woman?
Who made any woman a single mother?
I'm not talking about a divorced mother.
Who made her a single mother?
Now, where's the guy?
How come we all have to move in and be the guy?
And it's it's rampant out there, and it's it is you talk about an obstacle for kids to overcome is being part of families like this.
And all the evidence shows it.
All the reasons.
Look, it's sad, and don't misunderstand, but we don't need to be making a virtue out of this, and that's what these schlub Democrats are doing with these kind of sob stories.
They're making a virtue out of this, this unfortunate circumstance that is not helpful to anybody.
Well, I don't know why in hell we got Medicaid for these kinds of situations.
Do we not?
Okay.
Yeah, and for the kids, we got yes, chip.
But the kid didn't need it.
He just needed an airline ticket.
Here's Jordan in Daytona Beach, Florida, 16 years old.
Great to have you on the program, Jordan.
Hi.
Thank you, Mr. Ross.
How are you doing, sir?
Very well, sir.
Thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna get right to the point.
I'm not gonna waste any time telling me, telling you about me.
Um my question is, which bailouts do you view as necessary to help the country stay afloat?
And which bailouts do you view as a waste of taxpayers' dollars?
Well, um, interesting question.
My instinct is to say both of them were unnecessary in the size and scope that they were taken.
We still have unspent stimulus money, and we still have two to three hundred billion unspent TARP money.
The TARP bailout was 700 billion, and that we were told was necessary to virtually save the financial system of the world, because we had to save ours.
700 billion, and there's still 300 billion of it left.
And the original purpose of that 700 billion, Jordan, was to enable lending institutions to start loaning money, and it was also to buy up all these toxic assets.
It turns out that TARP has not been used for that at all.
TARP was used to buy General Motors.
TARP was used to buy Chrysler.
The TARP money was not used for its original purpose.
There's something else out there, Jordan, you need to know.
The Federal Reserve, before the TARP bailout, made loans totaling two trillion dollars, and they will not tell us to whom.
We don't know who got the money.
Whether the Fed loans it or whether the government loans it, prints it, it's our money.
So you can talk about the 700 billion TARP.
You can talk about the 787 billion stimulus.
That's nothing compared to the amount of money the Federal Reserve loaned or lent people at the same time, two trillion dollars.
We don't know where it went, and they will not tell us.
But I would say, based on the fact that there has been not one positive economic uptick as a result of either those bailouts, and the fact that there is still over half of each allotted bailout left or close to it.
My logic says that neither were that necessary.
That's just me.
That's just me.
And there's no mad dash to use that money.
There's no med dash to use all the stimulus yet, because it's going to be used for re-election campaigns for Democrats in November.
And there's no Mad Dash to use all the TARP money, so I'd say none of it.
Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have Rush Limbaugh half my brain, as always tied behind my back, just to make it fair.
All right, we've done a little research out there on this boy and his mother and his family.
Now wait till you hear it.
Wait till you hear it.
But first, I got a note from a friend.
This is really, really funny.
This is clever.
Rush.
My wife and I are enjoying your company as we drive around in North Florida.
I just heard you report what Dirt Durbin said that 70 people a year die because of no health insurance.
Does that mean that everybody else who dies has health insurance?
And if so, does that mean that health insurance is a big killer?
Now that is a great look at this.
Health insurance, a big killer.
70 people who don't have it die every year, but look at the number of people who do have health insurance to die.
How many people died today because they couldn't get care for Medicare, Medicaid, S chip or Veterans Administration?
Don't forget, folks, the largest insurance company in this country is the U.S. government, and they do not grant everybody treatment.
They have denials left and right.
They deny more claims than private sector insurance companies do.
Okay, now.
Here's the story from the Seattle Times, March 8th.
A local boy who lost mom takes health care story to D.C. His mother, Tiffany Owens, was working as an assistant manager at Jack and a Bucks when she began suffering from mysterious vomiting and diarrhea in September of 2006.
By October of that year, she had missed so much work, she lost her job and her insurance.
Two months later, Owens sought emergency care at Swedish Medical Center's central area campus, where a doctor diagnosed her with pulmonary hypertension, a serious type of high blood pressure involving the arteries in the lungs.
In January, she again went to Swedish emergency room and was hospitalized for eight days.
All this without insurance.
She was treated.
Repeat, she was treated, and she had no health insurance.
Owen's mother, Gina Owens, said that her daughter didn't qualify for Medicaid.
Don't know why, avoided Regular visits to a doctor, despite frequently throwing up blood.
She just wouldn't go.
In June of 2007, Tiffany Owens was hospitalized yet again, this time at University of Washington Medical Center, again without health insurance.
After a week of unconsciousness, she died at age twenty-seven, leaving Marcellus and his two younger sisters.
Gina Owens has custody of their three children.
Now the woman the woman's mother, this Gina Owens, who now has custody, worked for the Washington State Community Action Network, an acorn um offshoot.
The state's largest consumer advocacy group.
Her death made the family's cause personal.
So basically, uh not acorn, it was SEIU.
She worked for the SES, the Service Employees International Union, the mother of the woman who died.
Again from the Seattle Times.
And also from the Seattle Times story, Health Care for America Now, which is George Soros, Obama, and SEIU paid to take the boy and his grandmother to DC.
So the whole thing was orchestrated by the SEIU.
The boy's aunt, grandmother, what it is, Gina works for the SEIU.
The SEIU.
In other words, a woman who got treatment at two different hospitals without health insurance, her illness and death exploited by the union that her mother works for.
And now the kid was paid, the kid's trip was paid for by the union.
And SEIU and all this, that's Obama.
And that's George Soros.
Oliver in Wichita.
Oh, before Oliver, hang on.
We got a soundbite.
You gotta hear this.
Andrea Mitchell, NBC News in Washington this afternoon.
This exchange with Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings about health care reform.
Bottom line, what happens if you don't get health care for this president?
This is really all or nothing for the sense of his power, for his legacy.
He's invested so much in this in this first year.
You've got to get this for him.
She's a correspondent.
She's a reporter.
An honest journalist.
Honest journalists, is Howard Rains would say.
One of the honest journalists out there in Howard Reigns wonders why not taking on Fox News and Roger Ayles.
You've got to get this for him.
You gotta.
You gotta get this for him!
Elijah!
As hard as he's worked on this, as much as he's invested in it.
Health care for this president all or nothing, but the sense of his power, his legacy, you've got it, you've got to get this.
I agree with you, Andrea, a million percent.
Now will you let go of my leg?
Uh play it again, Sam.
Bottom line, what happens if you don't get health care for this president?
This is really all or nothing for the sense of his power, for his legacy.
He's invested so much in this in this first year.
You've got to get this for him.
Andrea, I agree with you a million percent.
You've got to get this for him.
You gotta get this.
His legacy, his sense of power.
He's invested so much in this.
Andrea, do you have the slightest idea what's even in this piece of manure bill?
Do you have the slightest bit of knowledge what it contains?
Okay, now here's Oliver.
Oliver in Wichita, great to have you on the program.
Nice to have you here.
Thank you very much.
Uh thank you for doing the work, and I think you're more of a journalist than anybody else out there.
Well, be careful, because I I laugh.
You know, and journalists don't smile.
Well, yeah, I know, but um, I think you always say you're an entertainer, but I think you're more of a journalist because what you're saying, I believe to be the truth.
Well, I appreciate that.
I really do.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Well, here are the facts.
Um I'm 27 years old.
I've been on a tax-paying workforce for 10 years, I've been living on my own for nine years.
Everything I've ever bought, I've earned, even health care.
I mean, I have paid myself with cash.
The only debt I have alone is my car.
My point is, I'm an artist.
I trained for three years, the actors lab here in Wichita, Kansas, which Tracy's Lok to be an actor.
I've wanted to do that since I was five.
And I paid for that tuition with my own money.
And I would love to move to New York.
And I would love to, you know, pursue my craft full-time, but I'm not going to do so until I can save up the money, making an honest living to do that.
And even when I move there, I won't even get a job to supplement my income.
Because savings, like a stimulus, does not last forever.
And um I don't know why Pelosi would even say something like that.
I mean, I wish she would stop to pursue art.
You know, it'd be terrible for the art community, but it'd be great for our country.
I guess you're great.
How old are you?
How old are you, Oliver?
Yeah.
He's 27, 27.
Okay.
Well, um when you tell people that you have paid your own way on all these things, uh, are they proud or do they think you're out of touch and you don't want you don't know what life is really like in this country anymore?
They think I'm proud, and they actually say, I don't know anybody like you.
Yeah.
They're usually adults.
I actually uh a son that works for the owners of the company I work for, he recently just got on got on unemployment.
He quit the job to get unemployment to get about four hundred and sixty dollars a week, and he doesn't know why everybody doesn't get on unemployment so that they can, you know, go to school or hang out, or he wants to go like on a vacation every single month.
He's in Cancun right now.
And he doesn't get why people don't do that.
And I'm like, well, because some people understand what you know, this country was made and founded on.
Have you ever seen it signing something?
Oliver, have you ever said to this guy, uh Zeke, whatever his name is, Zeke, have you ever stopped to think it's people like me paying you to do nothing like this?
Have you ever stopped that you're thinking that maybe you are you are stealing from everybody you're capable of getting a job you refuse to you're going on vacation?
Does it ever occur to you that it's people like me who are making it possible for you?
And you don't even say thanks.
Yeah, I said that to other people.
I didn't say to him because things are very tenuous at my job right now, and he's the owner's son.
And I I actually to be honest, I just was in a position to lose my job.
Wait, select unemployment.
Hold it a minute.
But I fought really hard to keep it.
Hold it a minute.
So that I didn't have to get unemployment.
He is the owner's son.
He is the owner's son, and he has quit every job there, like every department, to go to another one because he complained about it, he didn't like it, he you know, didn't like what it was about and everything.
But he, you know, complained everything, and they gave him another job, another job, another job, you know, for you here, and now he just quit.
Kind of took in unemployment, you know, because he wasn't making enough money.
And Lord, he doesn't even have the courage to sponge off his own father.
He's got to sponge off the rest of us.
This really offends me.
This the owner's kid quits every job and then signs up for unemployment.
He ought to be sponging off his own dad.
I know you can't say that.
Your job's tenuous.
I mean, this guy has really no character.
Zilch.
Zero.
Nothing.
It'll Al Wilson there, show and tell in a bumper rotation.
L. Rushbaugh here at Open Line Friday.
All right, uh, a little more research on uh the Washington Community Action Network.
These technically these people are not SEIU, but they are involved with them.
They're not and it's close.
I want to be accurate here.
They're not SEIU, but they're very much involved.
Um, and here is their here here's their their um basic stated mission is to achieve economic fairness in order to establish a democratic society characterized by racial and social justice, which just means redistribution of wealth.
That's what social justice means, with respect for diversity and a decent quality of life for those who reside in Washington State.
And I got 50,000 members, and they they basically um that that that's who the the woman who died's mother works for.
Still the woman died.
And then the woman's death is exploited by these people, along with the eleven-year-old kid.
Now brace yourselves.
I missed this yesterday.
You know how Obama runs around the world and apologizes for the United States.
Now we are going to do so officially to the United Nations.
Cybercast News Service, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said yesterday That the State Department is soliciting comments from citizens, advocacy groups, and other non-governmental organizations on the human rights record of the United States.
Human rights are universal, but their experience is local.
This is why we are committed to holding everyone to the same standard, including ourselves, Clinton said at a press briefing at the State Department where she unveiled a 2009 country reports on human rights practices.
Clinton said the U.S. is now gathering facts on its own record because as a member of the UN Human Rights Council, it's participating in the UN Human Rights Council's Universal Periodic Review.
So we're gonna tell ourselves.
We are going to officially document what these people consider to be human rights abuses.
Well, let's see.
Uh where do you send your copy, your comments?
I don't know.
But you can because citizens, advocacy groups, other non-governmental organizations, so I guess we can all contribute to this.
We can all contribute But Snerdly Do you not understand what this?
This is the Obama administration officially going to report on why this country sucks.
And we are going to file a report with the UN Human Rights Commission documenting the deficiencies and the human rights violations that occur in this country.
And right at the top, I'll bet you that Southern Poverty Law Center guy, the guy that looks like a frog that wears glasses.
Plotkin, Popkin, don't care what his name is.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Folks, it is every day, every day there are two or three assaults being made on this country by the Obama administration.
Lynn in uh Delaware, great to have you on the program.
Hi, are you there?
Yeah, right here.
Oh, such a joy to talk to you.
Thank you very much.
I just wanted to say that I think Palousy is speaking to the lowest common denominator of our society.
And I left the email from Vince Bland.
I think he speaks for more of this than uh Pelosi in our pride in our country.
And I completely agree with you that the outrage over this health care bill will not wait until November.
The Tea Party Express is already on the road.
And by April 15th, it's gonna make last year's uh protest with over a people.
You know that's a good tea parties are having rallies all over the country.
I'm gonna have one up in Georgia, they'll have one over in Tampa on April.
Is it April 15th or April?
Did she say April 5th?
Yeah, tax day.
And it's they're gonna have tens of thousands of people at these things.
So uh Snerdly, if you want to send in a report on how the Democrat Party has totally destroyed the black family as a human rights violation, uh do it.
And if you if you want to send in a report that the Democrat Party is lining up seasoned citizens uh to have their health circumstances reviewed by death panels, feel free.
Go right ahead.
Just to sign it both snerdly, you know, when you when you send it in there, because citizens, citizens can do this.
By the way, folks, we're not out of the cold season.
We are not, we're getting deluged here in foreign.
We got a flood watch, we got tornado watch.
I love it.
I love inclement weather like this.
And we're getting drowned.
I think it's gotten so bad out there that the direct TV signal has been interrupted two or three times here just in the last hour because the cloud cover is so heavy and weather like this, all these coal viruses spread.
And if you haven't followed my advice yet and gone out and picked up some Zycam, do it.
Uh my favorite delivery system, since they got rid of those gel swabs, they had to, uh, is the oral spray.
It's like a breath spray in many flavors.
My favorite happens to be mint, is open your mouth up and you spray it in there four different spots every three hours.
The minute you think you're coming down with a cold and you watch, your cold will have a shorter duration and your symptoms will not be nearly as bad, but it's crucial that you catch it early.
Use Zycam, Z-I-C-A-M.
It's available practically everywhere.
You will not regret it.
Back after this to wrap up.
You know, Hillary Clinton, a little message here, babe.
Um, remember when we wanted to investigate human rights abuses by your husband against all those females that he was uh harassing, his staff was harassing and so forth.
Remember, Hillary, you blamed all that on a vast right-wing conspiracy, and you obstructed that human rights investigation as best you could.
So um uh will your husband be part of uh the report here?
Investigation.
A human rights report to the United Nations.
Put that on the list, startly.
We're gonna submit our own list.
Mark Stein will be here Monday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a charity outing that I committed to uh five minutes ago.