They're having three hours of debate, general debate in the House on withdrawing troops from Afghanistan.
I didn't know this was going on, and they're gonna be voting on it soon.
And Snerdley said, Well, but Cap and Trade, don't these people get it?
Cap and trade Snerdley, you're not listening.
They know they've got till January.
They have actually not it, they've got until November to get all this stuff done.
Greetings and welcome back, my friends.
Great to have you here.
It's L. Rushball and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
All right, I knew I shouldn't have done it.
People, if you can't get it on iTunes, why are you telling us about it?
Well, you can get it.
I mean, I had a I got the CD from Amazon.
Here.
Waldo de los Rios.
There's there's three CDs I found with a tune on it.
This is uh grandes excitos.
But he's got a greatest hits.
This guy's Argentinian, and it's uh from the early 70s.
And I remember playing this.
I always love classical music, but this is pop version of it.
And uh people said, What are you grooving to in there?
And that's because I'm playing the air violin here sometimes.
So well we have we have in the since we last spoke, we have taken great just a couple patch chords here, but we have uh enabled my iTunes to be able to be broadcasting on the program.
Now, when we finish this, Brian, you're gonna disconnect that, because it's actually my entire computer output here that is that we're gonna be broadcasting for you here.
So you're gonna disconnect that.
All right, so let me reach back here and now the thing goes, 425.
I'm gonna play the whole thing.
When I'll play enough of it so you understand what I meant when I said it just makes you happy listening to it.
And it's a it's it's again it's a pop version of a classical and a great classical uh uh, shall we say, uh, tune.
Classical work, yes.
Fine, fine work.
Mozart Symphony 40 G minor with Waldo de los Rios.
Music by Ben Thede.
One moment, I forgot to explain something, folks.
I'll re-cue this.
If it sounds well, I don't know.
For those of you listening on AM, this is gonna really thump at you.
Because I had Brian record this on a CD flu through the flamethrower.
Uh I grew up in the days of AM only radio with convertibles and so forth, and Motown and these people, they compressed.
They compressed the music.
The volume level at every point in the song is the same.
Low volume is sucked up, and you can hear if a great compressor is in action, you can hear the suck-up.
Uh, you can actually hear it brought down.
So it when songs fade out, the fade out, it it just stops because the compressor keeps it up.
So this I just happen to like listening to music that way.
Now the audio file, like every engineer I've ever worked for, if it's distortion.
You're just distort- I don't care if it's distortion, I happen to like it.
Shut up.
You're telling me my preferences somehow not really because it's not pure.
But I happen to love compress- So here, let me go back to the beginning of this thing.
We got 14 seconds of it.
There we go.
And I I'm not interrupted much.
Waldo de los Rios and Mozart Symphony 40 in G minor.
Now, uh the the bad thing about playing that for you is if you make an effort to go out and get the CD, it won't sound that way to you because you do not have a flamethrower to uh play it through.
Uh one thing compression does, it probably almost doubles the volume.
One of the one of the uh the reasons compression was used back in the old AM uh top 40 jock days was every station wanted to be the loudest on the dial as you were tuning through it.
Because it was the loudness that uh that attracted you.
And so some stations, I mean, just zapped that compression at you.
And I just I always uh always loved it, and that's why I've never really liked music on FM.
Uh, because it's not nearly as compressed.
Because the engineers don't want to distort it.
Uh and you'd probably hear the distortion more on uh on FM, but nevertheless, that's Waldo de los Rios.
That's what I'm that's what I'm grooving to.
Now get this Nancy Pelosi.
Just hot off the press here from the Hill.com.
Pelosi says House has votes for health care if vote were held today.
In an interview with Bloomberg and PBS host Charlie Rose, who's still trying to figure out who Obama is.
Uh Pelosi hinted That she could pass health care plans to the House if they were brought up this week.
Yes, she said, when asked if she believed the House would end up having the votes.
If we took it up today, yeah.
Well, then vote today.
Vote today.
They don't have the votes.
Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember the incident on Chris Matthews' show on Sunday?
You probably didn't see it, but we aired it for you.
Matthews was uh asking rather, they were talking about what they thought Obama's big problem was, and Rather said, Well, you know, no leadership here.
Can't get anything done, taking all this time.
Uh it's a bad impression he's leaving.
Uh he's giving the impression that Republicans are gonna say, this guy's so bad he couldn't sell watermelons on the side of the road if the state trooper was stopping traffic for him.
Matthews go, oh no, Dan.
No, no, no, I know.
Uh then we discovered what happened after the program, in case Matthews ever invited uh rather back.
Well, that was uh that was uh Matthews and rather talking after the show on Sunday.
Today, rather has posted a piece at the Huffington, Huffing and Puffington Post entitled Watermelons Washington and What We Call News Today.
And he starts it this way.
I must confess until recently I had no idea what Twitter was.
Even now I'm not completely sure how it's best used.
When I want to post something, the younger, more tech savvy people in my office help me out.
But I but I do know this.
If you search Twitter for Dan Rather over the past few days, you probably can guess why I feel the need to write this column.
It started this past Sunday when I appeared on TV, Chris Matthews.
I've known and respected Chris for many years.
I enjoyed doing his show.
I take the train down from my home in New York to Washington.
As I approach uh Union Station, my thoughts often turn to the years that I spent covering the Johnson and Nixon White Houses.
You see where this is going.
It was a turbulent time for the country, a formative period for me as a reporter and a young father.
The Washington at that time was a far different place.
Some ways it was better.
Less politically rancorous, more collegial.
Many ways, it uh country it represented was much worse.
African Americans were still very much second-class citizens.
Women held a few positions of power.
We smoked more, we polluted our environment more.
We uh uh no, Dan, no, no, no, that's a faux pas.
I'm surprised they let that go.
We're polluting now like we never have, Dan.
That's yeah, okay.
Uh accepted social mores that uh anyone who had seen mad men knows are embarrassingly outdated.
Meaning drinking in the office, uh betting the secretary, uh, that son of stuff.
That Dan, that stuff's still going on too.
Uh the news media uh uh snarkly, how do I know?
Because I know human nature.
The news media was also different, so different, in fact, that I won't even try to enumerate all the changes.
So it's all about you can see where this is headed.
Where do you think it's headed?
No.
No, he's saying he was a he was he was one of the early participants in the civil rights movement.
All of this is the backdrop for what I said on the Matthew show.
I was talking about Obama and health care, and I used the analogy of selling watermelons by the side of the road.
It's an expression that stretches to my boyhood roots in Southeast Texas, where uh country highworks highways were lined with stands metal manned by sellers of all races.
Now, of course, watermelons have become a stereotype for African Americans, and so my analogy entered a charged environment.
I'm sorry people took offense, but anybody who knows me personally, Dan, this doesn't work for most people.
We'll see if it works for you.
Um anybody who knows me personally uh or knows my professional career would know that race was not on my mind.
Reporting on the injustices of race was part of the reason I became a reporter.
I grew up in segregated Texas, the same side of the tracks as the African American community at the time.
In light next he's gonna tell us I haven't read this whole thing and he sold watermelons.
Let's see.
At the time, enlightened people called them Negroes.
Many people call them much worse.
When I covered the civil rights movement, I saw sheer hatred in ways I still haunt and shock me.
Uh for doing my small part in reporting on the South in the 60s, I was called a traitor to my roots and other names not fit for print.
I was threatened with a all of this.
All of this.
This just goes to show you what a what a politically correct touch.
Just say I wasn't talking about that and you know it.
Just say lighten up.
I wasn't talking about that, and everybody everybody knows it.
No, we got 1,500 words here.
What saddens me is what this experience has made all Too clear.
Much of what we call news isn't.
Much of what we tweet or post or chat away at under the guise of news.
What's that got to do with you saying Obama couldn't sell watermelons on the side of the road if a state trooper stopped the traffic for it.
Okay, we're back.
It's Rush Limbaugh.
This is the EIB network.
And I've I predicted this to you.
I predicted this to you, and it's starting to happen now.
This is CNBC.com from uh yesterday afternoon.
The slush fund is running out.
Saved jobs were not really saved.
They were delayed mass firings.
I mean, there's some really great stuff here.
Well, that's not great stuff, but I mean I predicted it all.
And another reason why my accuracy rating may unexpectedly jump when it finally comes out.
It's uh states, cities likely to slash jobs as stimulus dwindles.
All of this is so predictable.
The worst looks to be over for private sector unemployment, but it may be just beginning for state and local government workers.
State and local government payrolls typically don't decline much until a year after the beginning of a recession because budgets are already in place and fairly inflexible.
As a result, payrolls were stable in 2008 and a good part of 2009, but not anymore.
Revenue-starved states are taking more drastic steps to balance budgets.
This is completely unprecedented as a crisis, said Ethan Pollock of the uh economic policy institute.
The budget cuts are going to get more and more severe.
Well that and then the main trigger will be the winding down of the Massive America Recovery and Revent Reinvestment Act, the slush fund.
The uh porculus bill.
They're running out of the money.
All the money was to delay this.
All that money was not saved jobs, it was just delayed layoffs.
Delayed layoffs and mass firings.
Here's Rob in Glen Covid Long Island.
Great to have you on the EIB network.
Hi.
Hey, Rush, how are you?
Very well, sir.
Thank you.
You know, um, I uh just wanted to share some thoughts with you in America as someone who is uh doing health care uh day in, day out, every day for the last 20 years here in New York.
And I'm really saddened just to hear the kind of things that they're talking about where there's really very little creativity in the solutions, where we could have tremendous uh uh changes in health care with respect to pre-existing conditions across the country.
But um I think it's really important that as you as your status could drill down as to what kind of benefits they're offering.
And the point I want to make to America is that you you can't offer a third-party system with these dollar one benefits and expect any kind of crunching of the cost curve.
I spent uh the first eight years of my career inside a TPA where before they linked with uh networks where you paid co-payments, you paid cash.
And as soon as they contracted with these networks where suddenly the employee could just say, Well, you know, I'll just pay $15.
We saw some of the stupidest claims that if you had to pay some money out of your pocket, you know they wouldn't have been done.
There's a study um at Mount Sinai that if you watch your weight, you exercise, you don't smoke, you watch your blood pressure.
You're gonna die someday.
No, you've reduced your chance of a heart attack over a given 10-year period by 99%.
Do you know if you're hurt in a car accident, no health plan pays for you?
Do you know if you're hurting the job at workers' comp?
You're no health plan's paying for you.
And at a time now of epic budget crunches across the country.
I'm telling you that when U.S. Healthcare and Oxford came to New York in 1993, the promise was we're going to give you physicals, we're going to keep the rates low, and everyone's going to stay healthy because we're going to find the cancers ahead of time.
The total opposite happened.
Rates went up 600%.
Why?
Because people had no invitation to want to be consumer oriented, and the doctors realized, hey, my business is now morphed into a volume practice.
And one of the things I'd like to talk to you about, or just uh put out there is that I believe, you know, in New York we have boards head uh the meat menu with the delicatessens.
I believe that if you go to a neurologist's office, and he owns an uh he has an ownership interest in a uh diagnostic facility.
He's got a clue clearly display that.
But also, these plans should not be covering forms of radiology or technology where diagnostic studies, where these prices should be publicly showed, and people should start to Well, that the reason look at I I think I get your point.
Uh you go to a deli, you know you're buying boars head.
You go to the doctor, you don't know what you're getting because you're not paying for it.
There's no relationship.
This has been a bone of contention of mine for the long time.
This is what's primarily wrong with our health care system.
And that is the patient and the provider in the service have no financial relationship to each other at all.
The patient's ability to pay is not a factor in the pricing.
And so the market's been blown up to smithereens here, and none of it makes any sense.
And that's why there's such a sense of entitlement to health care on the part of many, many people.
And we are back.
It's Rush Limboy, and this is the EIB network talents on loan from God.
Okay, we got to get some audio sound bites in here, too.
They have been patiently waiting.
Uh we promised them we'd play them, and we haven't got to too many of them.
This this is just funny.
This is yesterday afternoon or last night, a montage of a bunch of media people, all pure propagandists.
Every one of these people said what you're going to hear them say after I said specifically I was not moving.
I was simply leaving the country for health care if Obamacare passes and then coming back.
Not moving.
I said that before all these people say this.
Rush Limbaugh threatening to leave our country for good.
Rush Limbaugh vowing to leave the country if Democrats manage to pass their health care reform bill.
Rush Limbach now he's threatening to do something if the president succeeds with his health care reform.
He's threatening to leave the country.
I definitely look forward to Rush Limbaugh leaving the country.
You know that Rush Limbo said that if the health care bill passes, he's going to leave the country.
Rush Limbaugh says that if health care reform passes, he will leave the country.
Radio host Rush Lumbaugh says he will leave the United States if health care reform passes.
Rush Limbaugh has said that if health care goes through in the country, he is moving out of the country.
Hey, hello.
Good news.
Hello!
Hello, Maud!
That's Maud!
No, that's actually Joy Behar.
Um.
I heard a great line about Joy Behar.
I could not re I did joke.
I couldn't repeat it on this show.
I don't care how much cajoling.
I cannot do it because it is a it is it's it's a oh it's it's it's yeah, it's it's got a dirty it's g uh it's it's so hilarious, but I couldn't dare tell it on this show.
I'm uh no, it's not no, it's not it's not coyote.
No, no, no, it's none of that.
It's none of that.
It's it's I shouldn't have said this because there's no way you're not gonna cajole me in a table of the joke.
I could not possibly tell the joke.
Could not possibly I'll tell you in a commercial break.
Uh could I give you one word where you could reconstruct the joke?
Uh one key word.
Uh let's see.
Um penis.
I'm sorry it's not much help.
Uh they're at work trying to diagram a joke involving Joy Behar and uh penis.
Uh well, not not not if it's not tough one if if you have uh vivid imagination.
Uh let's see.
Let's see.
Um, let's let's do sound bites four, five, and uh, and six.
Because Larry King Live has become a total train wreck.
It is a total train.
And you know, people sometimes they go to train tracks to watch a train wreck.
They go to auto races to watch track a race uh to crash, and here we've got Glarry King every night with one.
He had Eric Massa on last night, and they had this exchange about uh about Ram Emanuel.
You're both in a gym, right?
No women are there.
You were nude too, right?
He's walking around nude.
The fact that he's nude is immaterial.
If he's angry at you because you're gonna vote against his president's bill.
That sounds like a tough chief of staff getting angry at one of the members of his own party who's going against him.
The fact that he didn't have clothes on and you were coming out of a shower is immaterial.
It's just terribly awkward.
It's terribly awkward.
When's the last time you had a political argument with a naked man?
It just doesn't work well.
Well, and that's my point.
Okay, and and the the this uh they kept heading on down the tracks.
By the way, I owe Rom an apology.
I went over the top.
I don't think he'd strap his children to the front of a locomotive.
He'd strap my children to the front of a locomotive.
So King says, Well, you said, quote, not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe, and then four guys jumped on top of me.
So you did grope somebody, right?
This is Larry King alive last night.
So you did grope somebody, right?
Larry, when you grab someone in your wrestling, I I don't know how to describe that word.
So if that's the word that that you want to have an entire debate about, then I can't stop.
No, I'm just asking the question.
You said you groped.
So a lot of people associate groping with sexual.
Well, it wasn't sexual.
Period.
What MASA should have said is well, to each his own, Larry.
All right, so here now I think the next bite, just see if you agree with me that the train comes off the tracks here.
We have basketball.
Are you gay?
Here's that answer.
I'm not going to answer that.
In year 2010, why don't you ask my wife?
Ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I serve with in the Navy.
I'm not going to answer that.
It's an insulting.
I didn't mean it to insult you.
Not me.
It insults every gay American.
Why would anybody even ask that question in the age?
You said you groped someone who was a male.
And Larry, and I explained what that was three times.
Oh my god.
We're just asking to set the record straight.
I'm not offending.
Yeah, at least I'm not trying to offend certainly would not offend the gay community.
Or meaning to.
Of course not.
What's wrong with having gay?
So tomorrow night, Mikhail Gorbachev.
here on Larry King Live.
I'll tell you, it is.
Everybody rushed in to have this kook on him.
So let's just keep going.
Last night Anderson Cooper 360 uh had David Rodham Gurgen on there.
Cooper said, What do you make in a whole tickles fight?
This is CNN with about 25,000 viewers.
I don't know whether this fellow needs media help or mental help.
Probably both.
I think he's sort of a mass uh in some ways, you know, he's become a political corpse.
The best thing we can do is draw put a sheet over him and move on.
He does not have the goods and making this wild charge about the Democrats forcing him out.
Is it political corpse or political core?
It depends on who's pronouncing the word, I guess.
Uh so they went they they found Pelosi last night on Charlie Rose, and uh and Charlie said, Well, now uh he he's now become the darling of the conservative talk radio people, Rush Limbaugh.
No, no, Charlie.
This is another thing it took on a life of its own.
But anyway, that's why that's that's why they had him on, because they thought that I was supporting this guy.
Anyway, here's here's what Pelosi said.
So what?
I mean, the point is this is a very sick person.
He has been diagnosed with cancer.
Perhaps his judgment is impaired because of his uh the the ethical issues that have arisen, and he is uh no longer in the Congress.
Poor baby.
Poor baby.
Sometimes we really exaggerate our own importance in a lot of these things.
Poor baby.
Poor baby.
Speaker of the house, Larry King, are you gay?
Well, because you said you groped a guy.
I'm not saying you're gay.
You did.
Really?
Rom was naked?
What did that look like?
All right, grab grab some of 21.
So we got Dan Rather.
You got Dan Ratter out there saying, back in the old, good old days when we were reporting on civil rights, and I was able to make stuff up, and nobody was able to prove that I was making it up.
Uh everybody knew I wasn't a racist.
But now Obama's so bad that he couldn't sell watermelons side of a road.
A state trooper was stopping traffic for him.
Now, Rather worked where?
He worked at CBS.
So what wait this morning on the CBS early show, 21 and uh 20, just talk about 21.
Uh the CBS early show today.
Um Harry Smith had a colonoscopy live on camera.
They did this after the story on uh uh what's it say is NASA claiming that Emmanuel walked into the gym shower with no with no clothes on.
So they they went from they went from the uh nude conversation about the health bill here to colonoscopy on camera.
And during the procedure, we have a portion of this that's uh Katie Kurick is in there offering encouragement.
And uh Dr. Dr. Mark Pro Chapin, the doctor performing the procedure now.
This is the network of Murrow and Cronkite now airing colonoscopies, and they wonder why nobody is watching.
You have apparently a very long colon.
By the way, I just want to point out I'm wearing my splash shield because I was told I was going to be in the splash zone, and I could have gone all day without knowing that.
Sorry about that.
Thank you.
Anyway.
So that is the CBS evening news anchor, Katie Couric describing being in the splash zone of a colonoscopy at breakfast time on the CBS morning news after a story on Eric Masa and and uh Rahm Emanuel Nude there in the uh in the house gym.
Uh we also learned Harry Smith's colon is very long.
Uh, and that uh Katie could have gone all day without knowing she was in the splash zone.
Now, grabs grab the son by 20.
Is Harry gay?
I don't I don't know if Harry Smith's gay.
What does it matter?
What?
Oh, Larry King wants to know.
Well, no, I don't think so.
But I I wouldn't know.
I I wouldn't care.
Now, let's go to last night Joy Behar show.
Have you figured out the joke yet, you guys?
You figured out the Joy Behard joke.
Well, that's the point.
If you but you if you if you find a way to make that connection, you'll find yourself on the floor laughing yourself silly.
Okay, now.
Last night, who'd ahead on there?
Joy Behar had sex columnist Dan Savage and political correspondent Nia Malika Henderson about Dan Rather and the watermelon comment.
Of all the fruits to choose, why would he choose watermelon?
There's an orange, there's a cantaloupe, any other fruit.
Why that?
If you drive through Texas in the summer, it is watermelon that is sold by the side of the road.
Dan Rather is almost 80 years old, and you can hear Chris Matthews and the other guests on that show jumping in to interrupt him like you would interrupt great grandpa at Thanksgiving.
I don't think Dan Rather is a closet, right?
So it's a ratherism.
Yeah, that's what it seems like.
I'm from South Carolina, and yeah, people do sell watermelons on the on the side of the road.
Yeah, but there aren't news anchors who talk about Obama being unable to, even if a state trooper was stopping traffic for.
But nevertheless, this is what passes.
Now, for what goes on in prime time in what is called the mainstream media, colonoscopies, splash zones.
Why couldn't he have chosen another fruit?
When she said that, I didn't know if she was talking well.
We'll be we'll be back.
Having more fun than a human being, should be allowed.
Uh I am Rush Limbaugh, serving humanity, keeping a straight face during all this.
Okay.
Sophisticated Minnesota fraud ring has global tendencies.
Investigators say that members steal ID, credit card, and ATM data from banks and trash cans.
This is the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
Joint State and Federal Task Force has been quietly targeting uh, and this just a couple days ago, quietly targeting what investigators say is a sophisticated organized crime ring in the twin cities, with about 200 members who have allegedly stolen identities, taken over bank and credit card accounts, distributed counterfeit checks and currency, and defrauded businesses and banks nationwide.
The ring recruits members on social networking sites like Facebook.
They buy stolen information from employees of check caching services and internet data brokers.
They've even sent trusted ring members to college and business schools to qualify them for jobs in financial institutions or other targeted businesses.
And this they say this looks like it could be one of the biggest cases of its type in the country.
This stuff is happening.
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And taking down this bunch could disrupt 30 to persor uh 30 to 40 percent of the fraudulent check activity in the twin cities.
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Hello, sir.
Hi, Rush, a sincere pleasure.
Thank you.
Um, although following um splash zone and colonoscopy is going to be a tough act to follow.
Well, we gave you a couple minutes break here, yeah.
Just a quick uh point.
Uh, President Obama talked uh quantitatively about the number of people that die every day.
Uh, I think he mentioned 124 people, and as your previous caller mentioned, that that may be may not be a proper conclusion, but let's use it just to just for the sake of argument.
Um I did a little research and found out that unfortunately in this country, many people die as a result of the medical care they do receive, and most of them being insured.
Uh there are some 80,000 deaths per year just due to infections in hospitals.
Um I was wondering if maybe we can shift the discussion from quantitative to qualitative, and maybe talk about the things that we need to improve uh beyond the number of people that may be uninsured, and that is tort reform and and uh perhaps a critical examination of the way that we deliver health care.
This is a key point.
None of it is addressed in any Obamacare proposal.
All they're talking, and and they're they're addressing things like the uninsured for compassion, claiming they're gonna lower costs when nobody believes that's gonna happen.
But their very act of passing this is going to retard the improvements you talk about.
It's gonna penalize and punish research and development uh in drugs.
It it it it's gonna it's gonna stop medical progress and advancement in hospitals treatment dead in its tracks.
Exactly.
Well, richest country in the world, Rush, and and we have hundreds of thousands of people, and I I hope that's not an exaggeration, but my source indicates hundreds of thousands of people dying every year unnecessarily.
So I hope he does address the qualitative issues as well as the hundred and twenty-four people and and the poor souls that die each that he indicated is is dying each day from uh the lack of health care.
It's a very tough thing to prove one where the lack of insurance.
It's it's bogus anyway, because everybody gets treated at the emergency room.
There's nobody dying because they don't have insurance, not in this country.
This is the whole thing is bogus.
But the butt the the problem here, and I'm I'm I'm not sweeping your point off the table, but Obama's proposal is not about qualitative health care.
It's not about health care.
And it really isn't about insurance, other than destroying private sector insurance.
Obama's health care proposal is not about health care.
It's about nationalizing two and a half trillion dollars of the U.S. private sector and putting the government in charge of it and then being able to regulate almost every aspect of life possible.
It is an attempt to overthrow a parti a portion of the U.S. private sector, pure and simple.
I think I finally illustrate a compression.
People have found Waldo de los Rios, Mozart 40G minor, online.
And they played it.
My brother was one of them.
It sounds nothing like the version you play.
It's the same version.
I just put it through the flamethrower.
So people, what's a flamethrower?
It's it's a i i it's uh it's a product made by Apex, it's a piece of broadcast equipment.
You can't get this at home.
Just like you shouldn't try to do this program at home.
You can't get an Apex flamethrower.
You even if you could, you wouldn't know how to put it into your system.