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Feb. 19, 2010 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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February 19, 2010, Friday, Hour #2
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Did I hear what I just heard?
I, folks, I mean, I don't, you just have to trust me on this.
I predicted a couple hours ago that the next phase of the Tiger story is going to be the drive-bys finding all the mistresses and asking them what they thought of Tiger's apology.
And they found a porn star, and she's sitting right next to Gloria all red.
Which is not a good sign.
No, don't add.
Don't make me say which one's the porn star.
That's not fair.
Live from the Southern Command in sunny South Florida.
It's open line Friday.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't catch this porn star's name.
There were a couple of them out there.
This porn star.
This porn star said she wants a face-to-face apology.
I bet she does.
And then, this is what I don't believe I heard.
She said you can't help you fall in love with, but Tiger lied to her.
Yes, she wants her apology head on.
And Tiger lied to her, I guess, about being married.
How in the world do you not know that Tiger Woods is married with a couple of kids?
Greetings.
Welcome back, folks.
Rush Limbaugh Open Line Friday.
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Jocelyn James, that's the porn star here.
Jocelyn James, she's the one that said that she had miscarriage and an abortion with Tiger.
I knew this is going to happen.
The drive-bys are now going to go out and find every one of these babes.
What did you think of the apology from Tiger Woods today?
Oh, man.
Great to have you with us, folks, as we roll on.
Remember, when we go to the phones, you own the content of the program.
What's fascinating, what's great about this, I'm looking at, well, let me, of course, ESPN is going to be running Tigger.
What are we doing here on PMS NBC?
That's stupid.
Obama's having a town hall meeting out there in Las Vegas.
And Dingy Harry is in the audience.
He doesn't look inspired.
Now, Fox was running this, but Obama's been broomed for Tiger's porn star mistress.
I dig it.
You know, I got a note.
I just got a note from a guy.
The safest way is to not tell you what I think about any of this, but just share with you what people are telling me.
I just got a note from a guy who said, what happened to the good old days when sluts were sluts and just stayed quiet?
Oh, poor Tiger.
It's just, it's uncontrollable.
Out there, folks, it literally is just uncontrollable.
Anyway, Dingy Harry in the audience, not inspired at Obama's town meeting.
And really, this is just a giveaway.
Obama is buying voters for Harry Reid using TARP money paid back by the evil banks.
I hope the local Acorn chapters out there getting their cut of this.
They need foot soldiers and ballot stuffers if they hope to drag Reed across the finish line in November.
This is the New York Times caucus blog.
President Obama will announce a modest housing initiative during an appearance in Las Vegas today, according to senior administration officials, who say the White House has decided to release $1.5 billion from bank bailout funds, that's TARP money, to help struggling homeowners in five states, Nevada, California, Arizona, Michigan, Florida, that are hardest hit by the housing crisis.
Here's the state-controlled AP version.
President Obama unveiling a $1.5 billion housing help today, a boost time to his appearance in the city, Las Vegas, with the worst foreclosure crisis in the country.
The policy wrinkle comes during a two-day Western trip with different agendas for the president.
He'll be back in town hall mode, a venue that aides say allows him to connect with people and distance himself from the messy process of Washington governing.
You know, we've got a phone call coming up on this when we get to the next segment, but I really am getting tired of all of this.
Washington's dysfunctional.
It's just too hard.
It's ungovernable.
It's lost.
We can never put it back together.
The system is so screwed.
It's not the system that is screwed up.
Besides that, AP, Obama asked for this messy job.
He wanted this messy job.
He told us he's the only guy capable of doing it and fixing these problems.
And all he's done is make them worse.
And you give him a pass by saying he will distance himself from the messy process of Washington governing.
He's the one that's messed it up.
He's the one that wanted the job.
Whole messy process.
The adults are going to have to come in and clean this up, hopefully starting in November.
For Obama, slowing the foreclosure rate is a key step in the recovery of the overall economy.
Millions of people who have lost their homes because they can't afford the mortgages anymore.
So we're bailing them out again.
What is this?
Version 2.1.4?
Housing help.
This is CNNMoney.com.
Housing help for unemployed underwater borrowers.
And here's the pull quote that's really important in this story.
The majority of underwater mortgages are heavily concentrated in five states being targeted by the president.
Nevada at 65%, Arizona at 48%, Florida 45%.
Michigan 37%.
California 35%, according to the research firm First American Core Logic.
Now, how many times is Obama going to get a mulligan on this?
How many foreclosure stalling programs has he had?
How many mortgage adjustment programs has he had?
How many programs has he had to help people who can't afford to pay for their house stay in the house with mortgage assistance?
And what makes him think it's going to work this time?
Could we pause for just a second?
Just a second.
Just pause for just a second and examine what these states have in common.
Here we go.
Nevada.
Arizona.
Stick with me on this.
I just want to pause and examine what they have in common.
Nevada, Arizona, Florida, Michigan, California.
Besides each of them having either full-fledged Liberal Democrat or Republican in name-only leadership, they are all highly filled with illegal aliens.
And this is just the administration's latest attempt to fix its signature foreclosure prevention effort, the Home Affordable Modification Program.
It's failed a couple or three times already.
This is just a show.
This is nothing more than an attempt to trick people and fool people in these states into thinking Obama is helping them and to get the media to report that help is on the way.
Yep, it's coming.
Obama cares.
We're going to do something about it.
And nothing is going to change.
Zip Zero Nada.
Rick Klein, ABC News, The Note.
An old war has a new name.
Some old names have new relevance.
And the more things change, the more we hear about change.
The mood at CPAC, which continues into the weekend in Washington, is decidedly more upbeat than a year ago.
And the Bush name, not to mention Cheney, is back.
Yet the energy fueling the gathering remains of a shapeless, sometimes dangerous variety.
From the rousing ovations for primary challengers to a speaker referencing President Obama's past drug use and deriding homosexuality, to the endless teleprompter jokes, to the general motivating anger that has brought the crowd together, the big tent isn't exactly pitching itself.
This is ABC News version of CPAC, and they're all missing a point.
And they will continue to miss it, even though I'm going to tell them right now what they're missing.
See, the headline here, Strange Brew is conservatives unite over anger, not candidates.
No, they're not uniting over anger.
They are angry with every damn right to be.
You ought to be angry, Mr. Klein.
Your country's going to hell in a handbasket, and you're helping it happen by not calling into question, not examining the people who are doing it.
You people of state-controlled media doing everything that you can to prop this administration up.
You long ago gave up your primary role of speaking truth to power.
I believe that's the phrase.
And this is a bunch of lapdog rollovers.
You ought to be mad.
You ought to be leading the anger.
Look at what's being done to this country.
Conservatives are uniting over ideas.
They are uniting over ideas, Mr. Klein, not people and not anger, but fear.
There is a fear of what is going to happen to this country if this stuff isn't politically stopped.
That's all that's motivating these people.
They will never, ever.
Our friends on the left will never, ever understand this, no matter how open and honest I am in telling them.
By the way, did Romney give old El Rushbo a shout out in his CPAC speech yesterday?
Well, folks, it is now safe to talk about Obama and failure.
You know, I own the words fail, failure, and fail.
I mean, I'm the one, courageously, I might add, that introduced them into the political world a little over a year ago when it comes to Obama.
And here's the AP story.
Republican Mitt Romney blistering President Obama for a squandered inaugural year filled with policy failures, broken promises.
He blames Obama for failing the American people.
He said that's why Democrats will lose the majority come this fall.
You notice now, my friends, how easy it is for Republicans to start using the word failure?
See how this works?
This is called being on the cutting edge.
And they're probably all waiting for my next leadership step.
See where I'm going to take them.
Back after this.
What a day, ladies and gentlemen.
What a day.
So now we got a little press conference going on out there between Jocelyn James, the porn star, had the affair with Tiger Woods, the media out there saying, what do you think of the apology?
Sitting right next to Gloria Allred, the attorney.
What we're looking at here, folks, is the new version, 2010, of the vagina monologues.
And I'll tell you what, with this happening, I would not...
When this woman's sitting next to Gloria Allred, you don't want to be Tiger Woods.
And there's the only reason why you go out there and hire.
And this woman is claiming that Tiger lied to her by not telling her he was not.
I think I don't believe that I saw that.
I just don't believe it.
I saw that.
But I did see it.
I'm watching closed captioning.
And she was crying.
You can't help what you love.
My mom always told me that.
I didn't know.
And if I had known, how do you not know?
All right, enough of that.
She had to look up sometime, Mike, for crying out loud.
She can't.
Michelle in Winfield, Alabama, welcome to the EIB Network.
Hello.
Hi, Rush.
It is such an honor to speak with you.
Thank you very much.
My question for you is there was an article by Patrick Buchanan on WorldNet Daily and where he was stating that America faces a crisis of democracy and predicts a paralyzed government.
I want to know what the Doctor of Democracy thinks about this.
Well, you know, I have always admired Pat Buchanan, but I think he's wrong on this.
I think systems working exactly as it's designed.
The American people don't want any of this garbage, and it ain't happening.
It's been slowed down, and there's a history to this.
This is by no means the first time we have heard that the system is ungovernable, that it's unmanageable, that democracy doesn't work.
Charles Krauthammer has a piece on this today, and he reminds us of this, Michelle.
In the latter days of the Carter presidency, it became fashionable to say that the office had become unmanageable, simply too big for one man.
Some suggested a single six-year term for a president.
The president's own White House counsel suggested getting rid of the separation of powers and going to a more parliamentary system of unitary executive control.
America had become ungovernable.
This happens.
How old are you, Michelle?
Give me a range.
I'm not supposed to ask your age.
Oh, I don't have a problem telling you my age.
I'm 34 years old.
Okay, 34.
You haven't been alive long enough to know that this is a standard, ordinary page out of the playbook that when Democrat leadership politics is falling apart, they blame the system.
And I'm not associating with Buchanan with being a Democrat.
Don't make any misconception about that.
I'm just saying that this is what starts going around.
Buchanan's not the only guy saying it.
This is what starts going around when liberalism starts to crash and burn.
Democrat Party politics crash and burn right in front of everybody's eyes.
Because after Reagan came along, all the chatter that the system doesn't work went away.
The tyranny of entitlements.
Reagan collaborated with Tip O'Neill, legendary Democrat House speaker to establish the Greenspan Commission that kept Social Security solvent for a quarter century, a corrupted system of taxation.
Reagan worked with liberal Democrat Bill Bradley to craft a legislative miracle of tax reform that eliminated dozens of loopholes and slashed rates across the board, fueled two decades of economic growth.
What it means here, Michelle, is that there's just no leadership right now.
The system is fine.
The system's worked well when there are competent leaders in position.
Obama is not a leader.
He's an agitator.
He does not have solutions.
All he knows to do is keep people worked up on edge in panic and frenzy.
And one of the best ways to do that is make it look like their government's not working anymore and demand a change in that government to what?
A more powerful executive.
Get rid of having to deal with all these little peeps in Congress here.
Let the president do what he's naturally oriented toward doing.
As Krauthammer concludes in his piece, this is not a structural defect.
What's happening now is a textbook demonstration of popular will expressing itself, despite the special interests, through the existing structure.
In other words, the system is working.
And I really want you to believe that because it's truth.
Get somebody in there that can lead, As an idea-based agenda that is rooted in our founding and the Constitution.
And all this stuff will go away.
Well, but my guess on either question is: do you think that there is going to be a conservative that comes in and that can lead and bring about the way that our founding fathers wanted in the belief in the Constitution?
If I didn't think that, I wouldn't be here.
I'd have moved to Singapore or New Zealand.
Of course, there will be that.
Absolutely.
Well, I certainly hope so because as a mother of two young boys, it is very important to me that there is a country left for my children to believe in.
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
And it's going to be, it's going to be, you're going to have a role in this too.
We all are.
In how you educate your children, the values that you inculcate to them, the morality that you teach them.
We all have a role here.
I mean, one of the problems here is that we've allowed morality to become relative to whatever plunges our perverted culture takes from now and then.
And we don't want to be judgmental.
But all, I'm going to say something.
Liberals hate this, and you wait, next couple days, I'm going to be excoriated for this.
I don't know how, but I will be.
Our law descends from our morality.
And we're all born with an innate sense of it.
We all have a conscience.
Now, some of us, you know, wires get crossed, and some of us become murderers, rob banks, have 12 or 15 girlfriends, what have you.
But can you imagine?
I want you people to try a mind experiment and see if you could do this, see if you could actually do it.
Try living 30 minutes with no moral boundaries.
Ask yourself if you can do it.
Would your innate humanity allow you to live just for 30 minutes with no moral boundaries, no guardrails?
Ram into somebody, run every red light, go where you want at 85 miles an hour to hell with what happens.
See if you can't.
The people who can do that are the people not wired correctly.
Something's wrong with them.
They are not a majority.
And we need to institutionalize them, care for them, and so forth and so on.
But the vast majority of Americans understand that our morality is what gives us our law.
And one of the big problems that we're facing right now is that we do not have a respect for the constitutional laws, the natural law that founded this Congress this country within the Democrat Party or the White House today.
They are living their lives as though there are no founding principle moral boundaries.
They can do whatever they want.
The Constitution says you can't do, screw the Constitution.
They're going to do it whatever we want to do.
That's what we're up against.
You get a properly moral person imbued with the values of our founding and the Constitution.
And we'll come out of this like that.
Back after this, my friends, don't go away.
Oh, man.
Does this song bring back memories?
Smooth Operator Chard from the mid-80s.
Do you see she came out with a new album 20 years since?
And it moved past Lady Gaga.
500,000 on the first day, 500,000 copies in the first day.
Absolutely.
All right, folks, this is absolutely hilarious out there.
I am watching Obama at his town hall meeting out there so he can better connect to the people and avoid the messy governance in Washington.
And Dingy Harry is in the audience, and I have never seen anybody look more dead who is still breathing in my life than Dingy Harry.
The guy looks cadaverous.
It looks like he's thinking it's over.
I mean, the truth of the matter is, it is Dingy Harry who's underwater, and Obama's using TARP money to try to bail him out.
He's in heap, big trouble.
Oh, there's a smile.
Get this.
He's saying that I'm not proposing a government takeover of healthcare, which he is, but this is the kicker.
Obama said tuition, college tuition is up because of health care costs.
Now, let me ask any of you, have any of you ever made that association?
Dawn, you just sent your first child to college.
Do you ever think the high-cost tuition, whatever it is, is because of healthcare in the country?
No.
You know, college tuition is skyrocketing.
And you know, it's the one business, big education, that is never, ever targeted by the left because the left runs it.
You know why college tuition is going up?
It's because of greedy universities.
If we're going to sit here and say to big oil and big retail, and oh, they're greedy and profiteering, what the hell are we going to say about big education?
Why are we going to give everybody health care?
Everybody's going to get health care.
It's a moral right.
Why aren't we going to give everybody a Harvard education?
Harvard's got an endowment, right?
They could probably give away, who knows, how many admissions for who knows how many years to go through their multiple billion-dollar endowment.
If education is so important, why does anybody have to pay for that?
Healthcare is so important, and nobody apparently has to pay for that.
So why do we have to pay for education?
Tuition's skyrocketing because of greedy universities.
Big education.
Plain as day.
Corey in Toledo, Ohio.
Great to have you on Open Line Friday.
Hi.
Great.
Thank you very much.
It's such an honor to talk to you.
Thank you, sir.
I think I'm the real definition of a rush baby.
I was born in 1989, and as far as I can remember, my dad's always been listening to you every day.
Well, I love hearing those kinds of stories.
Thank you.
Yep, but the thing I wanted to ask you is about this whole thing that happened in Austin yesterday when they found out this Joseph Stack, this guy's manifesto is what they're calling it now.
At the very end of it, he says the two last sentences that he has are, he says, the communist creed, from each according to his ability, to each according to his need, and the capitalist creed, from each according to his gullibility, and to each according to his greed.
Everywhere that I see that on the internet, they seem like that's a bad thing.
But to me, being a capitalist like that, that sounds like that's, I don't see anything wrong with that.
Why wouldn't anyone want to put forth as much work as it takes to?
And why would you want to be only given what you need and not put forth the extra effort to get what you want?
I want those words in front of me.
I've got them somewhere here, and I had them, and I had them segregated over here, and I think I put that segregated stack somewhere.
I now can't find it.
But read the last two sentences, the last two things you said.
I know the Communist Manifesto, but what did he say about the capitalist manifesto?
Say that to me again.
From each according to his gullibility to each according to his greed.
That doesn't describe capitalism to me at all.
Gullibility and greed.
Here it is.
I found it.
Somebody, one of our freeper friends, has got a great post with this guy's quotes, the anti-IRS screed from the Austin wacko, Joseph Andrews Stack.
And under a picture of Lenin is this, the communist creed, from each according to his ability to each according to his need.
The capitalist creed, from each according to his gullibility to each according to his greed.
That just sounds like gibberish to me, the second half of that.
Now, under the picture, Michael Moore, the recent presidential puppet, George W. Bush and his cronies in their eight years certainly reinforced for all of us that this criticism rings equally true for all of the government.
And then there's under a picture of Stalin comes this.
The wonderful exemptions that make institutions like the vulgar, corrupt Catholic Church so incredibly wealthy.
And under a picture of Pelosi, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering.
This guy sounds like a whacked out leftist to me.
It sounds like he likes the Communist Manifesto and doesn't like capitalism.
He hates Bush.
He hates the insurance companies.
He hates big business.
He hates the pharmaceutical companies.
This guy has nothing in common with one member of the Tea Party.
Not one.
He doesn't have anything in common with the right-winger.
What this guy is, a bunch of screws loose.
Something popped in this guy way back when.
He's just one of these people.
It's off-kilter.
But this effort to tie this guy, and the media is doing their level best on this, to tie this guy to the Tea Party, to some anti-government bunch.
This guy likes communism.
He didn't like the IRS, but he sounds just like any liberal Democrat I hear campaigning for office.
Damn banks, damn insurance companies, damn drug companies, damn Bush.
I mean, this guy's almost word for word for Barney Frank.
This guy's almost word for word for Harry Reid.
This guy's almost word for word for Nancy Pelosi, almost word for word for Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama.
This guy sounds like he's blaming Bush for weaponing.
And Reagan, he hated the Reagan tax cuts of 1986.
So I don't know where these people get off trying to say that this guy's some sort of right-wing wacko anti-government guy trying to compare him to Tim McNaughton.
Well, I know why they're doing it because they can't debate us in the arena of ideas.
They have to try to discredit conservatism by making mainstream conservatism look like it spawns these kinds of unfortunate lunatics.
Thanks for the call out there.
Appreciate it, Corey.
This is Sharon in Port Angeles, Washington.
Nice to have you on the program.
Hi.
Thank you so much for taking my call.
There are so many things that I would love to say, but this month, I believe, marks my one-year anniversary of listening to your show.
And the reason I started, and like I said, I believe it was a year ago this month that Barack Obama, that our president got on national TV and pointed his finger at us, me, and said, do not listen to people like Rush Limbaugh.
And my husband and I have been listening to you ever since.
And I guess I'm reminded of it because it was, what, just a few weeks ago that he got on TV again and said, don't listen to Fox and et cetera and so forth.
Well, I listen to that.
So you hadn't listened to this program before he said that.
And you said, well, I wonder why a president doesn't want anybody to listen to Rush Limbaugh.
I hadn't heard of you.
My husband and I are both, we were working parents.
Now we both work in our involved grandparents and just never had time for radio.
Yeah, I understand.
I mean, I'm very famous.
I knew you'd heard of me.
You just hadn't had the time to listen.
Exactly.
So obviously, because of my incredible fame, you had an opinion of me.
What was that?
It wasn't good or bad.
I had just heard of you.
And to be honest, we had been so involved.
We're just normal middle-class Americans.
I'm a nurse.
My husband is now retired military, and we've just been busy and did not become, in fact, to be honest with you, I started listening to Fox News when, because we're both independents, it was about just before Bush was being elected, reelected, like a year before or so.
there was so much Bush bashing on the mainstream media that I thought there is no way one man can be responsible for the ills of the entire world.
And that's when I started to listen to Fox.
And so I could get both sides of the story.
And then since then, I've become more involved listening and reading and this kind of thing.
Well, do you watch Hannity and Bill O'Reilly?
Absolutely.
Let's pretend that you're talking to Bill O'Reilly.
I'll be Bill O'Reilly.
Okay.
All right.
What do you think of me?
Where have I gone wrong today?
Oh, you're asking me what I think of Bill O'Reilly?
No, I am Bill O'Reilly.
What do you think of me?
Tell me where I've gone wrong today.
Oh, he does say that a lot.
Well, no, look, all I'm telling you is that we've got to give socialism a fair shake for the folks.
I'm not going to sit here and condemn it like these riddy right-wingers are.
We've got to give socialism a fair shake.
And we here at the factor are going to give socialism, even communism, a fair shake.
We'll do an in-depth investigation.
We'll report back because we're not knee-jerking.
We are looking out for you, the folks.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
And when it comes to getting actual news, I don't get that from Bill O'Reilly.
I get that from, well, it used to be Britt Yum, now it's Britt Baer.
Well, we just don't like all this Obama bashing here at the Factor.
That's for these extreme right-wingers to all this Obama bashing.
It's not productive.
The Bush bashing wasn't productive.
We're going to give socialism and the destruction of the country a fair examination.
And if we determine that Obama's destroying the country, we'll report it fairly.
What I would look out for the folks.
Bill O'Reilly is, sir, with all due respect, I think Barack Obama is the most arrogant, egotistical man that I have.
I don't care about that.
What do you think of me?
Am I arrogant too?
I want to be, if Obama's arrogant, nobody can be more arrogant than I am.
What do you think of me?
Where have I gone wrong here?
With Bill O'Reilly?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Anyway, Sharon, it's great to have you here in the EIB Network family.
It really is.
I'm thrilled to hear how this happened.
I really am.
I've learned so much since I've listened to you.
And I just, I appreciate that you are on the air.
I'm sorry I missed all of those years, but I call it up pretty quick.
Thank you.
Well, you can, if you a use computers?
Well, I have to at work, but I'm not a computer person.
My husband is, though.
He is a computer person.
In fact, it is so hard to get a hold of you because I tried to.
Here's what I'm going to do.
If I'm going to make you a complimentary member of my premium service.
Wow.
Yeah, premium member.
The subscriber site at RussiaLimbaugh.com because it is an encyclopedia of all 20-plus years of this program.
Now, I'm going to put you on hold here, and the next person you speak to will be Mr. Snerdley, and he'll get all the information necessary from you.
Oh, my God.
I get to talk to the infamous Mr. Snerdley.
For the second time.
He's the one that you're just principally.
Wow.
Yeah, and we're also going to make you a complimentary subscriber of my newsletter, the Limball Letter, the most widely read political newsletter in the country.
I so appreciate that.
And we have a page in every issue, a page in every issue where every reader can write back and tell them what they think of me.
Hang on a minute, folks.
My Apple mail app keeps crashing.
And it's not.
Mr. Jobs because of Flash.
Hang on a minute.
I got to relaunch it.
Well, I'll wait till the break.
Screw it.
No, I don't know its volume of people.
I don't know what's it's crazy.
It's not, it's it's hung.
I've got the spinning beach ball.
I got to force quit the damn thing.
It's the fourth time today, and it just happened three minutes ago.
And I just, I just broomed the computer last week and reinstalled everything clean.
We've been on the phone with that.
Nobody knows why this is happening.
It's not happening on any other computer.
We have sound bites.
I'm not complaining here, folks.
I mean, we all have obstacles in life, and my mail program quitting is not a big one.
Here is Obama sealing Harry Reid's fate by praising him.
Good to be back in Henderson, and good to be with my good friend, your great senator, Harry Reid.
I can personally attest that Harry Reid is one of the toughest people I know.
He does not give up.
Stop.
He knows what he does.
Stop the title.
What do you mean he doesn't give up?
This war is lost.
This war is lost.
Portrait is a liar.
He was waving the white flag right along with you, Barry.
He knows what he believes in, and he's willing to fight for.
And sometimes he takes his licks, but he gets back up.
Harry Reid has never stopped fighting.
Well, that seals his fate.
You got Obama out there endorsing you.
And Obama knows that it's Harry Reid who's really underwater.
He's every bit as underwater as all those people with bad mortgages in Nevada.
And TARP money being used to bail out Harry Reid.
And here's Obama announcing the payoff.
Today, thanks to the leadership of Harry Reid, I'm announcing a $1.5 billion fund for housing finance agencies in the states that are hardest hit by this housing crisis.
And that means here in Nevada.
So this is version 2.1.4, and it hasn't worked yet.
It won't work now.
It's not intended to work.
It's designed to make people think Obama and Harry Reid care.
Now, this is the soundbite that I thought, and I was reading this on the close.
This is Jocelyn James, the porn star, at a press conference today with Gloria Allred, the new version of the Vagina monologues.
I really feel that I deserve to look at him in person, face to face, in his eyes, because I didn't deserve it.
I've had to deal with a lot and too much from him, and because of him, I never had to come to this.
He knows that I was very straight and honest with him, but for a long time, he lied to me.
Tiger pursued me, and over time, I fell in love with him.
And he told me he loved me too.
I'm so sorry for my part and any of their pain, Sam, Elon, and Charlie.
But I can't help that I fell in love with him.
You can't help who you love.
Okay, so she knew he was married.
I could, yeah, that, okay, I did read that wrong.
What she thinks she was lied to about was when he told her that he loved her.
She believed him.
That's what she said.
She says she believed him.
She didn't know that she was being played.
She really didn't.
He's got a wife and two kids at home.
But she's not the only one that falls for this kind of stuff.
As we all know, Snarkly, I don't want to go there.
You're asking me to say things that will make people think I can identify with Tiger in this way.
And I don't understand this.
So I'm not going to repeat what you think in there.
He wants me to say anybody can fall in love with anybody at any one time.
I don't subscribe to that.
Hell, folks, it's hard enough to fall in love for real once, if you ask me.
That's it.
That has to be it.
We're all sitting here wondering why would Jocelyn James call a presser today with Gloria Allred to start crying about how she was lied to by Tiger Woods?
What's the point?
Well, if you're sitting next to Gloria Allred, who is a lawyer, there's money here.
And we finally figured it out, folks, what it is.
It's a book deal or a movie or something.
Remember, she's competing with what, 13, 12 or 13 other ladies of the evening.
And she's got to get out front here.
She wants the big book deal.
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