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Feb. 25, 2009 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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February 25, 2009, Wednesday, Hour #3
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Greetings to you, music lovers, thrill seekers, conversationalists all across the fruited plain.
I am the harmless, lovable little fuzzball Rush Limbaugh, America's real anchor man with talent on loan from God.
Now documented to be almost always right, 99% of the time.
And welcome to the Female Summit.
The female summit exclusively all female callers in this hour.
The female summit is the result of a poll, a national poll by a North Carolina group of Democrats called a public policy polling group, PPP.
They did a national poll on me.
They found out I have a 46% approval rating of 43% disapproval, but I've got a huge gender gap.
Far more men approve of me than do women.
The percentage of women that approve versus disapprove, coupled with the male approval disapproval equals a gender gap of minus 31 points.
I figured it was time to convene a female summit to find out why.
The purpose of this hour, accept phone calls only from women who do either know somebody who has a big problem with me who's a woman, or as a woman herself has a problem with me, so that I can hear firsthand just what it is that causes women so many troubles with me.
Mr. Snerdley, frustrated at the top of the hour break, he had the perfect woman who hung up.
She's a 27-year-old college student.
She's taking gender studies, and she says throughout her textbook are mentions of me in the most negative of ways, that I epitomize male chauvinism, that I am a male chauvinist pig, that I am the quintessential reason women are being held back in America.
And she was going to say it's no wonder that you you have no prayer among college-age women who are taking gender studies because your name is all over the textbook.
For some reason she could not hold on.
Mr. Snerdley has broomed all calls and is now accepting calls only from applicants to our female summit.
He has a few up there.
We'll get to you in in just a moment.
There's one story I want to do before we get to the call.
And by the way, don't fake it because we'll spot you.
You know, we don't hang up on people here, but we will today.
If you try to fake it, if you try to call here and present yourself with something that you're not, we'll spot it and you're gone.
Don't be a guy trying to impersonate a woman.
Do not call and see and by the way, we don't want calls from people who already like, enjoy, or love the program, because we're not looking for praise.
We're not looking for that.
We're looking for stories from women who actually have big problems with me and uh and are able to explain to me what they are so that I can react to it.
Uh we're trying to get to the bottom of something here.
Uh and at the end we hope there's a well we want this to work.
We want this to have an effective climax so that there is something afting into the hour from which I can learn and maybe improve and get better.
We don't we won't know till we start taking the phone calls.
But if if you try to fake us out, if you if you try to, and by the way, nothing against there's nothing wrong with chant transgenders and transsexuals, but no transgenders and no transsexuals.
If you've had an adenicomy, please don't call.
If you've had a chapadick off of me, please don't call.
Uh we'll we'll let you in on another occasion.
This this is for women who have been born women and stayed that way.
Now, one quick story before we get going, because this is a big buggaboo of mine, it really is.
You may have heard that a fund of hedge funds run by two members of Joe Biden's family was marketed exclusively by companies controlled by the Texas financier Alan Stanford, who's facing Security and Exchange Commission accusations of engaging in an eight billion dollar fraud.
The uh $50 million fund was jointly branded between the Biden's Paradigm Global Advisors, LLC, and a Stanford financial group entity, and it was known as the Paradigm Stanford Capital Management Core Alternative Fund.
So what we've got is apparently a solid link to this financier who is accused of defrauding people to tune eight billion dollars and a fund of funds run by Joe Biden's family.
And I was reading some blogs last night and uh conservative blogs, and they're all a Twitter, they're all excited.
That uh Biden's in trouble now.
Oh, this is but he's in big trouble now.
What is the net's gonna fall and who's next and so forth?
And it raises a point.
You know, I I I'm starting to get frustrated with the overly confident predictions made by people on our side that the applications of traditional moral standards will spell the end of any Democrat.
I'm worn out.
I'm worn out reading things like such and such has a major problem here, and it's gonna come home to roost.
Or Rob Emanuel could be on a hot seat, big trouble, tax-free use of a basement apartment never happens.
Democrats are never held accountable to traditional morality, not Geithner, not Clinton.
Dashell would still be around if he hadn't quit.
Nothing's gonna happen to Biden.
Um it may have exposed all these people as frauds, but the individual Democrats on this list, they're untarnished.
What what does it matter?
We've got Franklin Rains, Barney Frank, Charlie Wrangell, Bernard Madoff, Chris Dodd, Biden, Fannie Mae, Jamie Garelli, who does it.
They they get away with Clinton.
So it's just a small point.
They're never held any ethical or morality standards, and all this talk about I guess Biden's in trouble, man.
He's in real trouble.
I eight billion dollar swindler guy working together with uh with uh with the with the Biden uh fund of funds.
Doesn't happen.
Everybody's hopes get up that all these scandals are gonna rock the Democrat Party and force them.
Crying out loud.
You can't have any bigger scandals of what went on in the nineties with Clinton.
You can't have any bigger scandals of what went on with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and Franklin Rains.
Barney Frank, Charlie Wrangle, and these people survive and they're heroes.
Okay, I had to get that off my chest.
We are starting on our female summit today with a call from D in um in San Diego.
D, welcome your first up on the female summit today.
Great to have you here.
Well, thanks for having me, and it's a true, true honor.
Um I owe my listening to my father.
I had to give him the accolades because he accuses accused me of being a liberal vegetarian and told me I had to stop listening to MPR and listen to you at least one hour a day.
So I started eight years ago and I've been hooked.
But um getting to the point of my um friends and associates to our females and um their dislike of you and your program.
It does happen to do with, I guess, their view of you being pompous and are these are these uh friends of yours uh like-minded, are they conservatives?
Yes.
I have um like-minded conservatives and um one in particular, you know, she just really it just really detests your program, and she has family members.
She ever listened to it?
Um she has listened to it once, and I was telling your screener at that.
I think you made a great, great point when you said you have to listen for at least three weeks to really get the just a little bit of a few.
Six weeks.
Six weeks, three weeks, uh, six weeks.
Okay, six weeks.
And I've not been able to get her to to listen.
Also, she's a school teacher, believe it or not, a conservative school teacher.
But um, so most of your see, now this is this is something about which I can do nothing.
Right.
Here's a woman who's listened to me one time.
She thinks I'm pompous.
She's a school teacher.
She's willing to profess her own ignorance by saying I'm pompous after having listened to one day, and she's out teaching kids.
This woman is a menace to society.
Yeah, and what is she what do you mean pompous?
Well, um, how does she describe Pompous?
I think the caller who was before um the 27-year-old had it more succinct than I did.
What what what her view is from the books and how they portray you is um I I guess um a chauvinist.
And she's never used that word before, but just from the description of that and and she doesn't know, so I'm supposed to react to this.
She doesn't know, she just thinks she's been told she can't possibly know after only listening one time.
Yeah.
I you know, you know how many times I hear negative things about people I don't know.
Yes I it it it's very seductive.
Oh, really?
That person sounds like an SOB.
I don't buy it anymore.
I wait until I know something about somebody or meet them uh or or uh or what have you.
That's just I mean I I'm happy to do the female summit here, but I'm too pompous, somebody who's listened one time.
Do you tell her she's wrong?
Yes.
We get in very heated debates quite often.
Uninformed debates because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
She's listened one time.
Correct.
Correct.
That's got to be very frustrating for you.
I I uh owe you a great bit of uh d debt of thanks for endeavoring to hang in and uh straighten her out.
I give it my best.
And unfortunately for other women, I think too many rely on Oprah, people magazine and the view, and they just don't know.
Well, that's we know that, but I want to hear that, but don't don't I don't want to hear that.
I'll wait to hear that specifically.
I want to focus on your friend.
Okay.
Your friend, your your friend debates you.
Now stop and think about this.
Your friend argues you listen every day.
Your friend loves and respects you.
Yes.
She probably doesn't think you're wrong about very many other things, does she?
No.
Right.
But on this, she won't even listen more than once and still debate you and distrust you as her friend.
On the basis that she thinks I'm pompous.
Correct.
Did she ever tell you what I said or did the one time she listened?
No.
She she doesn't have an actual quote or specific example.
Is the woman married?
Does she have a boyfriend?
She's married.
No children.
Well, that's fine.
Okay.
Um I appreciate that.
I appreciate the feedback.
Uh but I'm not pompous.
Yeah.
I you know, I don't know.
Do you think I'm do you think I'm pompous?
No, no.
I mean, there are sometimes, you know, um, like you start to say something and I don't know if it's innate to females that you'll start to um I I do sometimes start to react, but then I know does Like what?
Give me an example.
Give me an example.
Um How about this when How about the last call?
Or not the last call, but was the last call.
Well, two calls ago.
Sculptor.
Small business said it's not a bad business.
I just watched a movie.
A sculptor in Spain lives with two babes, not a bad deal.
Is that something that could maybe you think give me a problem with certain women?
Because it certainly is not conservative.
Right.
And it's certainly not family values.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But um, I think like you know, you make a great point that the public doesn't want to see women age in politics when the issue came up about Hillary.
And at first, you know, I think Yeah, but but you see, your your friend your friend didn't cite that.
Your friend, your friend cited pompous.
I don't want to get ahead of ourselves.
There may be somebody called a talk about that.
I'll deal with that then.
But as for this pompous stuff, that criticism irrelevant.
The woman's never listened.
I'm not pompous, not changing that.
Back after this.
Music maestro Barry White.
Never never gonna give you up.
It's our female summit on the Russian ball program and the EIB network.
Uh after our last call, ladies and gentlemen, we had a call.
I'm sure there are a lot of other women out there like this last caller who said a friend of hers, a conservative friend or school teacher, doesn't like me at all.
Listen to me one time.
This is a teachable moment.
Here's what I want to assign breakout groups.
All such seminars and uh and such as we're doing here uh summits have uh breakout groups.
If you know A woman who doesn't listen or who has listened uh very infrequently who despises me in this program, demand that you and her listen to the program together one day, and then you report back to me on what happened.
A great exercise here for the female summit.
Many breakout groups like this could occur all over America.
Deborah in uh Brighton, Michigan, you're next on the female summit.
Hello.
Hi, Rush.
Um, first I want to congratulate you on your success in radio, and thanks for letting me be a part of your summit.
Um I agree with your politics, but I don't routinely listen to your show because of of certain things you say.
Um the first time I listened to your show, you were criticizing a liberal liberal woman's blog, and I was fine with your criticism, and at the end of your criticism, you said something to the effect of, well, at the end of the day, she's a babe, so it doesn't really matter anyways, and you were referring to the columnists, and after you said she was a babe, you know, in my mind and maybe in the mind of many other women listening, you totally diminish what you had said previously about her column.
And you know, in this time, I think you know, conservatives, we really need to pull together in you, Rush, you know, as a great leader and speaker for conservative conservatism, you don't need to dilute your message with who's hot and who's not.
You know, leave that to someone else who has nothing better to say.
Well, but what if the fact that being a babe is the most uh notable thing about a particular liberal blogger?
I mean, I'm I'm looking for something nice to say after having ripped a liberal blogger for being wrong because she's a liberal, she can't possibly be right.
Uh and and so I'm looking for something positive.
She's a babe, she's a babe.
What is you know, this men can't help but notice these things.
I guess you're saying, yeah, go ahead and notice, but don't mention it.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, she might you she might not take that as a compliment.
You know, she you know, I'm not saying I agree with liberals, but she's talking very hard.
Timeout.
This is a teachable moment for me.
Are you telling me that there are women who do not appreciate this I thought we were past this.
When I was when I was in my early twenties, Deborah, in nineteen seventies in Pittsburgh, with we were we were uh that was the birth of the modern era feminism, and I'm telling you, if you complimented a woman on her appearance, it was a negative because they they were trying to say, Oh, is that old you see?
Well, what about my brain?
And it it it was frustrating to me.
Couldn't open a car door, you couldn't I'm not making this up.
It was a very formative experience for me.
Women did not want to be told because the how good they looked because they thought it was uh that they were being objectified or or seen in a lesser stature.
Let yet men cannot help this.
Um God created us this way, it's what ends ends up in there being babies.
Yeah, but it you know, talking about it on the radio doesn't make babies.
Never know.
The fertility rate of this program has been recorded as being fairly high.
Well, I just think you need to get rid of terms like infobabe.
I mean, I know you might like being called an info hunk, but invented the term.
It's creative and it's artistic and it is a signature term.
Well, it it's you know, I think it might be a big turnoff for a lot of women.
You know, when I hear that term, I would say they need to lighten up for crying out, why do I have to change who I am?
Why can't they why can't they just like infobe?
Why can't they laugh?
What is the problem with being light and lovable and just smiling now and then?
Why must everything be said through gritted teeth and anger?
Oh well, it doesn't have to be that way, but you don't have to label it as an infobabe.
Well, I'm not gonna change that.
I mean, that's a s that that is a signature.
I mean, that's been picked up.
Even if I stop using it, everybody else out there using it.
I guess next I should stop using the term anchorette.
Well, here we go.
The female summit goes on.
Uh where are we going next?
This is Rita in uh Manchester, Ohio.
Rita, you're next.
Great to have you here on our female summit.
Uh.
I'm glad to be here.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you called.
Um you've got to stop talking down to people.
And maybe men can take this, but women aren't going to take it very long.
How do I talk down?
Please help me.
How do I talk down to women or people?
You you talk like you know everything and you're better than everybody.
And you're not going to be able to do that.
You've got me confused with Obama.
No, no.
Obama talks down to him.
Him too.
But your opinion doesn't necessarily have to be everyone's opinion.
Should be.
Um I agree with you a lot of the times, but a lot of the times you tick me off.
You talk down just like I'm a child and I'm supposed to listen to you.
You know, now seriously, Rita.
And you interrupt people.
Well, that's only because of time constraints.
But but Rita, I really I don't I'm not trying to talk down to people.
I'm trying to inspire.
I'm trying to motivate and lift people up.
Now now I I don't look at people as children.
I probably have more respect for the intelligence of my audience than anybody else in the media.
I do not ever think I'm talking down to people.
I don't my that that's never in my mind.
I I uh I don't consider myself better than anybody in the audience.
Well, and I have the utmost utmost respect for your intelligence.
I think you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever heard speak.
Well, I appreciate that.
I thank you very okay.
I will I will try to be more conscious of talking down because I really that's n I mean that wounds me to the heart.
Because I I I'm not an elitist.
Elitists who are the people that talk down have contempt for people.
I have nothing but love, admiration, and respect for all the people of this country, especially the ones in the audience.
So thank you for that, Rita.
Thank you very much.
It's Rush Limbaugh, the EIB network, and we are in the middle of a female summit, including breakout groups.
Females summit brought about by a national poll in Califor uh uh North Carolina firm public policy polling.
Forty-six uh approval, 43 disapproval, but a gender gap of minus 31 in women.
The purpose here of the female summit is to elicit feedback from women who have problems with me.
Uh so I can learn what the feedback is and perhaps uh understand better what I have to do to reduce the gender gap in that vein.
We continue.
This is a Casha, did you say?
Kacia from Cascade, California.
She is the twenty-seven-year-old college co-ed uh who wants to I guess you you you're you you're taking gender studies and I'm all over the textbook being maligned and impugned, right?
Yes, you're specifically mentioned.
They want you want me to read it?
Well, give me a passage or two.
I generally don't like people reading, but we'll make an exception here on the uh female.
You're you're described as lesbians, man haters, and in the words of right-wing talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, feminazis.
And then it goes on, they just they're attacking conservatism.
You represent conservatism.
They attack neoliberal economics, which as you know is Reaganomics.
They blame it for the inequality in the system.
They blame it that you know, that cutting back on the state actually cuts back on jobs for women because the state provides professional jobs and opportunities, and it's it's it's sad because you know this is directed towards a younger age and there's no really counteropinion.
You're all you're taught is you're instructed to go against conservatism.
Okay, so basically what we have here, you have a textbook in the gender studies class that basically is written in a way as to get the students to despise hate, distrust, dislike conservatism, and mentions that I am Mr. Conservative.
Exactly.
Therefore, and these women who don't listen, most of them don't listen, will now not be inspired to listen and will think that I am this hateful leader of conservatives who want nothing more than to subjugate women into slavery or some other form of bondage.
Exactly.
It's it's also they attack it also is because capitalism, they claim that you know you'll never get full employment, you'll never have anyone employed under capit capitalism, so that's why you need the government.
And it there's no voice saying that conservatism promotes women.
It's no one saying directly to women, well, conservatism benefits you.
It promotes, you know, you're not dependent on the government.
You're to promote the individual the individual worth.
And it's not everything has to be fair and equal.
And that's what the feminists and a lot of these women in this course, they just p punch against that.
That everything has to be fair and equal.
And I anytime I question or ask my teacher, it's it's frustrating.
It's like talking to a brick wall.
What university or college or a high school is college?
What what you what was California State University Northridge.
Cal State Northridge.
Somewhat sound this is a general education requirement, meaning I have to take this course in order to get my degree.
No, they don't offer conservative studies.
Are you the only woman in the class that has remained immune from the teachings in the textbook?
I'm not immune.
I notice other people starting to question when we discuss things.
I see that there's a social worker in the class who's disgusted with the abuses in the welfare system.
There's an older woman who's taking this class and she's confused.
You can hear her asking things because she doesn't understand.
You know, I think she's like, she's kind of on the fence.
If someone will just guide her.
Okay.
This is quite an indictment.
I need your advice.
I need your help, Keisha.
Okay.
What, if anything, can I do as Mr. Big?
Mr. What can I do to counter the rot that is in the textbook?
I think of this being specific and in addressing women that you know, conservatism embraces women that we're not against women, that we are for women.
And I may I just think women aren't hearing that.
They're just hearing the negative.
They're going, they're paying money to be told that, you know, Reagan was against women.
I mean, it's it's it's it's really wrong.
It's upsetting.
So there's no voice out there that's directed specifically towards women.
All the voice that's out there is that it's that conservatism is negative.
That it defeats.
Let me tell you something.
You know, that we're getting a little bit astray here because we've we've moved now into what is the liberal curricula at most universities, and it's anti-conservative, and it's not aimed just at women and gender studies.
It's found in history, it's found in uh political science, it's found in English lit, it's found in physette.
It's not the universities are aligned this way.
And uh I, you know, the the the way to rebut this is to just let these women get out of school and grow up.
Uh I I uh you know, this involves far more than me rehabilitating myself.
This is this is uh requiring an all-out reaction and response to higher education at large by the entire conservative movement, and that's one of the areas that uh needs focus, and there are some people doing great things on it, but um I you know I'm not surprised to hear any of this.
I'm looking at the faces on the other side of the glass here in the studio as you went through all this caisha, and they're stunned.
They can't believe that women are being taught this stuff about conservatism and capitalism.
Doesn't surprise me at all.
I see it every day when people descend into idolatry for Barack Obama.
And I've seen it all my life.
And uh, you know, to I'm not going to sit here and allow myself to be upset at being labeled certain things by these women who are reading it in a textbook while they never listen to the program.
I mean, I that that's there's nothing I can do about it is the bottom line.
Not one thing I can do about what those women think when I don't have access to them.
They're in the classroom.
That's a whole different thing that needs to be dealt with.
I I'm glad you called.
I appreciate it.
Uh and it's highly informative and instructive.
But it presents us a new vista, so to speak, as an offshoot of the female summit.
Before you go, Keisha, let me ask you are you still there?
I'm still here.
Have you spoken to any of these women in the classroom about me and this program?
You know what?
I'm sneaky.
What I'll do is I I have your website up.
Well, I'm on this, we're in an online forum, and any time she promotes things that you talk about on your show, I uh I go to your show, I pull up links that will help defend my argument, and I'm backed up.
I don't ever quote you.
I feel like if I mention your name, I'll be slammed and labeled as you know being like an idiot or you know, out there.
Okay, But if I use when I have the links to the all the all the um websites and the articles you read and it's fabulous evidence and support and it helps me to you know dispel their Keisha.
Yes.
I understand.
But it's time to man up.
Okay.
Well, I wanted to let everybody know that I was on your show.
Now I have I have an assignment.
You know, I'm we're with this this is a great opportunity here.
Playing off of the female summit.
And that is just find one of the women in the class that buys everything in the textbook and invite her to listen to the program with you for an hour or two or three, one day.
Just one.
Not because you want her to change her mind.
You don't is non-confrontational, it's non-argumentative.
Uh but you want her to understand you.
Okay.
You want her to understand you.
Uh, and you know, make sure that you are emotive, uh, and and make sure you you do this, but you want her feelings uh to understand who you are and so forth.
And we'll make it a little sign and you stay in touch, you know how to get hold of us now, and you report back.
I will do that.
It's great homework, and it'll and you'll have fun at the same time.
Yes.
You might have the opportunity to take this as a teachable moment yourself, because this woman, whoever she ends up being, is obviously not going to know anything about the program.
She's gonna come in with total misconceptions and preconceived notions, and you will be able to explain delicately at first how she is not mistaken or wrong, but how she has uh she misunderstands something.
It'd be a great teachable moment, a great opportunity for you to practice your powers of persuasion.
Well, I look forward I this is very exciting.
Do that.
Keep us informed, report back, Keisha.
I will do so.
Our female summit resumes after this.
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And it is, ladies and gentlemen, our female summit.
You know, I'm just sitting here thinking about the phone call from Keisha.
And people, you know, Dawn says, Can't you do anything about the way you're being lied about in the textbooks?
I maybe I haven't even looked into it because it's the old public figure stuff.
Uh but it might be something worth looking into.
I I do know this.
If all of a sudden I announced believably and seriously, let's say next week, that I've rethought my position on life, and I'm now against it, that I'm pro-choice, and then let news slip that I've been slapping some women around, I would be a hero in that textbook, like Bill Clinton is.
Like James Carville is.
Drag a dollar through a trailer park, and what do you end up with?
You get up with Paula Jones.
That's what you end up with, trailer trash.
These books to say that we conservatives demean women.
It's exact opposite of the truth.
Nevertheless.
She has her breakout group assignment.
We'll hear back from her after the exercise.
Who who's next?
Denise in Greer, South Carolina.
You're on a female summit, Rush Limbaugh.
Hi.
Oh, well, hello.
What an honor.
An unbelievable honor calling you from the state of Jim Dement, our wonderful U.S. Senator, South Carolina.
You have plenty babes in South Carolina that listen to you and are very happy to be called babes.
And there's plenty of rush babies that listen to you during the afternoon as well.
My friends and I don't sit around talking about Oprah.
We discuss what you talked about.
Yeah, but but what uh we we don't want people who love me in this hour.
I know.
Well, I took the challenge originally from my father in law, George.
And a couple years ago he said, Oh, you gotta listen to them.
You gotta stick with them for a couple of days.
You just can't listen to Rush for ten minutes snippet with a child crying in the background, dog barking.
So all I've done that.
I listened to you probably four out of five days a week.
And if my children are done with their school work, they listen to you too, because I homeschooled them.
Okay, but but again, with time is dwindling and this is I know.
I took your challenge during the election.
I told a friend of mine who is an extremely conservative, very bright.
Yes, but we want to hear about the women who are not like you.
She was listening to NPR.
And I said, You gotta try to listen to Rush Limba.
She did, she got hooked.
You do not talk down to people, but I think that it's because women are afraid to be women.
They're afraid they're they're ha they're unhappy.
They don't want to put a pretty skirt on, they don't want to be called pretty.
They've been given a line that they have to be unhappy, grumpy, they have to be hillary, they have to be yelling and screaming.
They don't understand that you treasure women, that you treat us kindly.
I can tell when you talk to women how I can tell that you do.
Yes.
Uh well, you know, it sounds like what you're describing to me is peer pressure.
It sounds like it uh a lot of women simply fall in line.
It's peer pressure to not like me, and it's easier to just go along with the crowd than it is to stand up and be an uh an individual.
Uh I appreciate I appreciate the call, but that that we're we're we're not we're again uh we'll we'll get to the love and devotion of the program calls what, Snurt?
Well, she didn't I I Snerdley thinks that he got faked out by the car.
I don't think so.
I think if we'd have hung in there long enough, we'd have finally gotten to what she was uh going to talk about.
This is a woman who likes a lot of foreplay.
Uh Janet in Gross Point, Michigan.
Welcome.
Hi, Rush.
I have three things you can do to close your gender gap by at least fifteen points.
Thank you.
I want to hear what they are.
Okay, get your pencil.
First one, make women believe you care more about them than their own husbands do.
Hmm.
Second one, you need to project an air of vulnerability.
You need to let women think they can rule you.
Uh well, wait a minute.
Rule me.
Roll.
Roll or rule.
Roll.
Well, that's one and the same.
One and the same.
Very clever.
You can do this.
It's not beyond you.
All right.
So I gotta I gotta I gotta make women believe I care more about them than their own husbands do, and that I'm vulnerable that I can be hurt.
Yes, that you that they can roll you.
And you can do that by just marrying an Ivy League woman from Chicago.
Ivy League educated women from Chicago.
That's how most Democrats do it.
And then the third thing to do is stop saying abortion is a the sacrament to liberalism.
You can still say that liberalism is a religion because women like to think they're religious.
Just drop the sacrament of abortion.
Janet, you're trying to emasculate me here.
You're trying to get me to shred every vestige of my identity here.
Act like I can be hurt.
I don't want to.
I mean, I I everybody can be hurt, but they're run out.
Vulnerable?
Vulnerable Leaders run around acting like they're vulnerable.
I I get the point.
I get the point.
You gotta be like Bill Clinton.
Well, that means you gotta be able to lie.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I just don't know.
Our preliminary report, and there will be a much more detailed report before our next female summit.
It appears that women who have hated me have been led to me by other men.
And then they've got a changed opinion, which means something I've always known: that women do want to please their men.
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