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Sept. 10, 2008 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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September 10, 2008, Wednesday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush 24-7 podcast.
You know, folks, if I were advising Sarah Palin, starting with her next speech, I'd have her take out a white cloth handkerchief.
I have her wipe off her lipstick.
I have her say there, now I'm just a pit bull.
And then I'd have her give the speech.
The dam may have busted, ladies and gentlemen.
Biden said yesterday, electing Sarah Palin to be a step backwards for women.
He has commented on her looks.
Obama had a top finance guy say that Palin was irresponsible for running for vice president, even though she's already a governor because she has a family.
We've got tape.
Biden in Missouri yesterday, Columbia, Missouri, in a campaign rally, telling a guy in a wheelchair to stand up.
Stand up, Chuck.
Let him see you.
Barry is melting.
Wait, when you hear this, Barry is melting.
It's another Joe Biden blunder.
Stand up, Chuck.
Let them see you.
Oh, oh.
Okay, everybody stand up for Chuck.
Here's the Messiah melting down yesterday.
You can put lipstick on a pig.
It's still a pig.
You know, you can, you know, you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change.
It's still going to stink.
After eight years, we've had enough of the same old thing.
It's time to bring about real change to Washington.
Now, here's Obama's problem.
He got out there today at a school in Virginia, and he denied that this had anything to do with Sarah Palin.
But the problem is his crowd cheered and laughed like crazy.
They knew, or they thought anyway, that it was about Palin, the lipstick of a pig remark, because of this Sarah Palin joke that she has been telling since the convention.
I love those hockey moms.
You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
Well, now, how can anybody think that Obama wasn't referencing Palin here?
I kind of like seeing the tables turned on these guys.
This is the kind of stuff they usually do to me.
But now the tables are turned on old Barry.
One thing, I think the truth is, you can put lipstick on a community organizer, but it still doesn't make him presidential material.
That's the way if we want to play this game, we're going to play the game with him.
Now, one thing we know about Obama's statement for sure, Democrats will tax the pig.
They will tax the lipstick, and then they'll say it's okay to marry the pig because it's just a lifestyle choice.
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I think Obama needs to start smoking again.
I think he's losing his way.
I think he looks bedraggled.
He looks tired out there.
He is off his game.
He started to do that.
This is a cheap nightclub comic act now.
The only thing missing is the rim shot.
You know, after he delivers his little punchlines, he needs to go out, you know, with a drink in his hand and a cigarette, like Dean Mart and Sammy Davis Jr. used to do, Flip Wilson, and have a drummer out there for rim shots.
I mean, this is just, he's melting down right before our very eyes.
Now, the Obama talk, ladies and gentlemen, that was not to the people.
It was to the media to give them cover.
He says he wants to talk about real issues.
His real policies have changed, like energy, where he changed his energy policy on drilling, like taxes, where he changed his tax increase policy after the recession.
Like Iraq, where he's changing his complete withdrawal.
Now, if I were to say something like this, anyone with pigs' ears shouldn't throw pig slurs.
Why would anybody think I was making a direct attack on Obama?
Hmm?
I'm just illustrating a point here.
You want to see the wide-eyed fear on the looks of my staff on the other side.
Side glass, I'm just making a point.
If I were to sit here and say, folks, just off the cuff, why would anybody with pigs shouldn't throw pig slurs?
Pig ears shouldn't know pig slurs.
Why would anybody assume I'm talking about Obama?
I don't know.
I don't know where people would come up with that.
But let me find the Biden bite.
I think it's 15 and 16.
Let me look real quick.
These pages stick together.
It is.
Grab audio soundbite 15.
This is Joe Biden yesterday at a campaign event in Columbia, Missouri.
Chuck Graham, state senators here.
Stand up, Chuck, let him see you.
Oh, God love you.
What am I talking about?
I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, OPAL.
I tell you what, stand up for Chuck.
And then he walks over to Chuck.
You can't see Chuck because everybody's standing up for Chuck.
And he walks over and he says, Can you tell I'm new at this?
He said, Can you tell I'm new at here?
Listen to this again.
This is Joe Biden about whom I don't think anybody's talking except us.
Chuck Graham, state senator's here.
Stand up, Chuck, let him see you.
Oh, God love you.
What am I talking about?
I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, OPAL.
I tell you what, stand up for Chuck.
So he's briefed that state Senator Chuck Graham is there, but nobody tells him that Chuck Graham's in a wheelchair.
He spots it.
You can't make this stuff up.
He needs a cocktail and a cigarette and a rim shot drawer.
Now let's go back.
Let's remember John Edwards, folks, at the convention in a debate, October 11th, 2004.
When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.
Get up, Chuck.
Stand up, Chuck.
Let them see you.
Remember, ladies and gentlemen, when the Iraqis went to vote, they raised up purple fingers with great, great pride.
When American women go to vote, they should raise lipstick red middle fingers.
That's what they ought to do here because of this pig lipstick comment.
Maybe women and men who are the sons, daughters, fathers, brothers of women.
You know, Biden's out there insulting women, and here's Obama now directly insulting Sarah Palin.
People with pig ears shouldn't throw pig slurs.
Politics may have changed forever here, folks.
I mean, we've gone now from red states and blue states to red states and lipstick red states.
It's just too much.
Now, here's Barry today, a tense and arrogant Barry in meltdown, addressing the pig lipstick comment.
I want to say a few words about the latest made-up controversy by the John McCain campaign.
What their campaign has done this morning is the same game that has made people sick and tired of politics in this country.
They seize on an innocent remark, try to take it out of context, throw up an outrageous ad because they know that it's catnip for the news media.
Yeah.
Some people thought he handled this pretty well.
I happened to watch this, and I actually think if he could have done himself a little bit better, not apologizing.
You know, you don't apologize situations like this, but he could have been a little bit more definitive.
He did say I was talking about McCain's economic plan, but if you listen to what he said on cut one, he didn't just insult Palin.
He insulted McCain.
He referred to McCain as a dead fish, a dead old fish.
Now, folks, this is a mean guy.
Don't forget, this is the guy in a debate with Mrs. Clinton, flipped her off, flipped her the bird by virtue of scratching his face.
That way?
And the audience got the audience that saw it laughed.
This guy gets a pass at being a sophisticated, elitist, nice guy.
But I mean, this guy's a Chicago thug politician as identified by somebody who would know, and that would be Bill Clinton.
Now, here is Obama explaining himself and then, as the Messiah, declaring enough.
I'm talking about John McCain's economic policies.
I say this is more of the same.
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
And suddenly they say, oh, you must be talking about the governor of Alaska.
See, it would be funny.
It would be funny, except, of course, the news media all decided that that was the lead story yesterday.
This is what they want to spend two out of the last 55 days talking about.
Enough.
I don't care what they say about me, but I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swift boat politics.
Enough is enough.
Swift vote politics?
So anyway, there's Barry attacking his base, the media, blaming them for this, for basically broadcasting what he did say.
Now, Obama went on to say that he wants to get this campaign back to issues.
Barry, you can do it, but you don't have much to say.
The problem is he cannot talk about issues because he doesn't have any.
He is an empty suit.
He is running on platitudes and nothings and so forth.
But you want some issues, Barry?
Try this.
This is September the 10th.
This is the eve of the seventh anniversary of the 9-11 terror attacks.
And you know what Congressional Democrats have done?
They have released a report attacking the Bush administration.
This report, issued by the Homeland Security and Foreign Affairs Committees, claims that the Bush administration has failed to provide the American people the security they expect and deserve.
They charge that there's been a failure to provide rail and bus security, cargo screening, failure to promote democracies abroad, failure to capture weapons of mass destruction.
This is unbelievable.
We have not had a single attack on our soil since 9-11, 2001.
There has been no bus blown up.
There has been no train blown up.
There has been no cargo that allowed a bomb to get into the country and go off.
Failure to promote democracies abroad?
What the hell is Iraq about in part?
Anybody who has paid attention since 9-11.
You want to talk issues, Barry?
We're talking issues here.
Anybody who's paid any attention at all since 9-11 knows that this report is a joke.
For the last seven years, Democrats have engaged in a systematic campaign to undermine our national security for political gain, including Obama, who still, as recently as this weekend, made the case that terrorists caught on the battlefield need to be read their rights.
Every step of the way for the last seven years, Democrats have obstructed our mission aimed at national security.
They have fought against surveillance of terror targets.
They have fought against funding the military while it's destroying al-Qaeda in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Their Senate leader, Harry Reid, called the war a failure.
He said, this war is lost.
Their presidential candidate still will not admit the troop surge in Iraq worked, and he will not say that he would support it again if he had the chance.
They have gone to court to give terroristic club Gitmo constitutional rights while at the same time smearing our troops, comparing them to Nazi thugs.
Since 9-11, the Bush administration has acted, and the results are not one major terror attack on our soil, not a bus, not a train, not a port for seven years, thanks in part to the Bush administration breaking up terror plots, thwarted by methods Democrats still to this day protest using.
Instead of action to secure America, Democrats write reports, which are nothing more than election year political propaganda.
They have failed atrociously.
They have abused the power that has been vested in them.
We cannot trust this Democrat Party to protect this country, to lead this country.
We cannot afford to take the chance because these people have not shown they have one iota's worth of competence or even interest in protecting this country.
They want to blame this country.
You want issues, Obama?
Take those.
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I want to go back to audio soundbite number one here with the Obama and the lipstick on a pig comment.
Forget for a moment who he's talking about, what he's talking about.
I just want you to listen to it.
Within the context of asking yourself, does this man sound presidential?
Does he sound disciplined?
I think he's coming unhinged right before our eyes.
You don't hear McCain and Palin saying intemperate things that could be interpreted in incorrect ways and so forth.
There's just far more discipline with both of those.
Listen to this.
You can put lipstick on a pig.
It's still a pig.
You know, you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change.
It's still going to stink.
After eight years, we've had enough of the same old thing.
It's time to bring about real change to Washington.
There's that comment again.
You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change.
See, I think that's about McCain.
I think this is calculated.
But he just, he doesn't, all that aside, he just does not sound presidential.
He sounds thin-skinned, very, very intemperate, just stutters, doesn't sound confident.
This is not good.
I guarantee you, Democrats are starting to worry.
They've been worried for a long time here, but I think they're getting serious about it now.
Here is last night's NBC Nightly News: the reporter Lee Cowan, who's traveling with Obama, reported this.
At an Obama rally, the crowd actually started chanting No More Pit Bulls.
Pretty sarcastic reference to that lipstick joke that Sarah Palin made at the GOP convention.
All right, now this is the same day.
This is last night.
This is the same day that Obama makes the lipstick on a pig joke, and his crowd is out there chanting no more pit bull.
So it is very obvious that his crowd, they laughed and they applauded his joke.
They did not think it was just the standard used political cliché that is overused by politicians of all stripes.
However, his audience, and this is his problem on this, his audience laughed.
They loved it, and they started shouting, no more pit bull.
So, you know, we're watching a meltdown here, I think, of seismic proportions.
People don't want to refer to that yet, and of course, anything can change overnight in politics.
But you go back and you contrast this version of Barack Obama with the version of Barack Obama in January and February when he was making all these platitudinous speeches and people were fainting.
And we were told he was drawing crowds of 25 to 50,000 people.
We were not told that he had a lead-in act of a rock band at some of these events.
But people didn't care what he was saying.
He was always on teleprompter.
And then you go back and you listen to some of his debate performances and so forth, and you realize he was living and feeding off of his speeches up to the time that he started the debates.
And if you look at the electoral process in the Democrat primaries, the bloom was off the Obama rose in March.
Once the week of the Ohio and Texas primaries arrived, and then Operation Chaos went into gear.
Bottom fell out of his campaign.
Now, here's a guy, by the way, and he says, I've turned enough of this.
Maybe you're making a big stink of it.
This guy, when he is undisciplined, he lets loose with what he really thinks.
As in San Francisco with the bitter clinger comment, guns, religion, this sort of thing.
And this is a characteristic.
We had a great call yesterday from a guy who'd been a college professor for 40 years.
And he described people that come out of East Coast elite universities like Harvard.
He said, when it is said that they have a great education, it's a terrible mistake.
It is not a great education.
It is an indoctrination.
And basically, what those people come out of there with is membership in a very elite club.
And they meet people in school, they meet alumni, and they become part of the elite, sophisticated club where people are trained for government service and this kind of thing.
They network.
They've always got job opportunities, but they do not know the real world.
And what Sarah Palin is demonstrating here, among many other things, is that you do not have to come out of an Ivy League university in order to lead this country.
You can lead this country from a small state like Alaska in terms of population, small town where she was mayor.
It is so much, so many political assumptions, so much of the conventional wisdom about American politics has been stood on its head, turned upside down with the arrival of Sarah Palin.
Even McCain has more pep in his speeches and more pep in his step.
All right, a brief time out here.
We'll come back.
Your phone calls are coming up as well as a great roster of audio sound bites.
Sit tight.
Half my brain's hide behind my back, just to make it fair.
Here is the ad.
It's not really an ad, but they're calling it an ad that the McCain camp put up after the lipstick comment.
And you have to say that whoever's doing this in the McCain campaign is just doing a fabulous job.
I mean, this is a rapid-fire stuff.
And what they're doing is they're posting it in emails and on YouTube, and that's getting it spread.
And then that gets it aired on news channels who are showing it not because they've sold the time to the McCain campaign, but because it's made news elsewhere in the media.
So it's pretty smart.
It's not costing you anything other than whatever the production costs are to put this together on a computer.
So here's the ad titled Lipstick from the McCain campaign.
You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
But you know, you can't, you know, you can put a lipstick on a pig.
It's still a pig.
One of the great lessons of that campaign is the continued and accepted role of sexism in American life.
In that great using Katie Couric in the ad.
Now, Katie was not talking about Sarah Palin.
In that example, she was talking about Hillary Clinton and how she'd been mistreated by the Democrat Party and so forth.
It still works.
And it's up there.
It's got some clever video with it, too.
And of course, the Obama campaign slamming this.
How can you dare do this?
Why, this is made-up stuff.
That's quite a charge coming from the people who say all kinds of things that are made up.
Now, this is the next McCain ad that really has the Obama camp fit to be tied.
It's entitled Education.
Education Week says Obama hasn't made a significant mark on education.
That he's elusive on accountability.
A staunch defender of the existing public school monopoly.
Obama's one accomplishment: legislation to teach comprehensive sex education to kindergarteners.
Learning about sex before learning to read?
Barack Obama.
Wrong on education.
Wrong for your family.
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
Oh, this is a sis-got him fit to be tied.
How dare they say this about Obama?
Well, let's go back.
In 2007, on November 20th, Obama spoke at a Planned Parenthood event, and he said this about Alan Keyes, who was his opponent in the Illinois Senate race in 2004.
I remember him using this in his campaign against me, saying, Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners.
And, you know, which I didn't know what to tell him.
But it's the right thing to do.
But it's the right thing to do.
We've got him saying it.
Now, there's even more on this.
Oh, you want some issues, Obama?
You have come to the right place.
Obama has said that this ad you just heard about Obama supporting a law to teach young children about sex education was unfair and misleading.
But it's not.
I have a summary here of McCain's ad and of Obama's response.
And then I've got a news article here that ran September 27, 2007 on the Fox News website after a Democrat debate.
An excerpt from that article reporting on the debate says this: A fairy tale about two princes falling in love, king and king, sparked a backlash and a lawsuit against a teacher in a school last year when it was read to a second grade class in Massachusetts.
But the three frontrunners in the Democrat presidential race suggested Wednesday night at their debate in New Hampshire that they would support reading the controversial book to children as part of a school curriculum.
Obama agreed with Edwards and revealed that his wife has already spoken to his six and nine-year-old daughters about same-sex marriage.
This was said by Obama in a debate in New Hampshire last November that a book about two princes falling in love should be read as part of the education curriculum to school kids.
The story from this debate is by Catherine Donaldson Evans, and it's on the, as I said, we got it from the Fox website.
A fairy tale about two princes falling in love sparked a backlash at a lawsuit against a teacher in a school last year when it was read to a second grade class in Massachusetts.
But the three frontrunners of the Democrat presidential race suggested Wednesday night at their debate in New Hampshire that they would support reading the controversial book to children as part of a school curriculum.
Moderator Tim Russert asked John Edwards, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton whether they'd be comfortable having a story called King and King read to their children in school.
Edwards gave the first and most definitive answer, a resounding and instant yes, absolutely.
Although he added it might be a little tough for second graders.
Obama agreed with Edwards and revealed that his wife has already spoken to his six and nine year old daughters about same-sex marriage.
Anybody believe that, by the way?
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm not sure that I believe that.
Maybe, what do you mean they see it?
I say, okay, maybe, maybe, okay.
Dawn is telling me that the kids see it.
If they see two girls or guys kissing in school, maybe the nine-year-old went home and asked, Bomby and Daddy, what does that mean?
The six-year-old, look at it.
Either way, I can understand talking about, I don't know, not at age six, not at age six.
Something about this is just odd.
I think it's pandering to the typical fringe kook Democrat audience.
Regardless, Hillary Clinton said she believes it's up to parents to decide how to handle such topics, but added that it's important to teach kids about the many differences that exist in the world.
Same-sex marriage is legal in Massachusetts, and as Russert pointed out in the debate, most of the Democrat candidates have said they oppose it.
But though they don't back the legislation, they apparently think it's okay to teach elementary school students about gay marriage.
Obama told Russert that his sentiments are similar to those of Edwards.
And when asked whether he'd sat down to talk about same-sex marriage with his young daughters, he said that his wife had.
The fact is, my nine-year-old and my six-year-old, I think, are already aware that there are same-sex couples, Obama said.
One of the things I want to communicate to my children is not to be afraid of people who are different.
One of the things I think the next president has to do is stop fanning people's fears.
If we spend all of our time feeding the American people fear and conflict and division, then they become fearful and conflicted and divided, which is exactly what the Democrat Party has been doing for the last seven years on virtually every issue that comes along.
So go back.
Hello, I want you to play Soundboys 12 and 13 again.
Listen to these, the McCain ad, and then from November of 2007, Barack Obama at a planned parenthood event.
Education Week says Obama hasn't made a significant mark on education.
That he's elusive on accountability.
A staunch defender of the existing public school monopoly.
Obama's one accomplishment?
Legislation to teach comprehensive sex education to kindergarteners.
Learning about sex before learning to read?
Barack Obama.
Wrong on education.
Wrong for your family.
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
In 2007, Barack Obama complained about Alan Key is using this argument against him in the Senate race, but then listen to how he ends up.
I remember him using this in his campaign against me, saying, Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners.
And, you know, which I didn't know what to tell him.
But it's the right thing to do.
Well, we'll take a brief time out while you ponder that, ladies and gentlemen.
Be back and continue on the EIB network after this.
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, I have here in my formerly nicotine-stained fingers a copy of a page of the actual bill in Illinois that Obama voted for that prescribes comprehensive sex education taught in grades K, 6 through 12.
Here is the excerpt.
Each class or course in comprehensive sex education offered in any of grades K, 6 through 12 shall include instructions on the prevention of sexually transmitted infections, including the prevention, transmission, and spread of HIV.
Nothing in this section prohibits instruction in sanitation, hygiene, or traditional courses in biology.
So, I mean, it's there.
This was Senate Bill 0099.
And this is the bill that Obama voted for.
And all the McCain ad says is exactly that, that Obama supported legislation to teach comprehensive sex education to kindergartners.
It's right here, K 6 through 12.
He voted for the bill.
Now, he can go out there and try to revise history all he wants, but we have the legislation.
Here is John as we go to the phones, Lake Ron Concoma, New York.
Great to have you here, sir.
Welcome to the program.
Rush, it's an honor.
I can't believe I'm on.
I'm a little nervous, but I will get right to my point.
I'm pretty surprised that the Obama campaign is allowing him to say stuff like this lift kick on a pig comment.
I mean, what do you think about that?
I thought he got smarter people working on his campaign.
Well, I don't know that they're letting him.
I mean, there was no script out there.
When he's off the prompter, it's him.
You know, this is the point.
They're not letting him, so they're probably cringing back there.
But letting him, I mean, when he goes off the prompter and he was not on a prompter yesterday, we get who he is.
There's no discipline here.
There's no aura of presidentiality, if I can say it that way.
He just always stutters and you know and so forth.
He really, he stays starting to remind me of a nightclub comic.
Just needs to start smoking again, have the cigar there, a little cocktail in his hand.
And when he comes out with these jokes and have some drummer with a rim shot, as close as the polls are, I mean, they keep saying that it's going to take one slip up by either side.
And I'm just surprised that he's coming out saying stuff like that.
One slip.
Why are you surprised?
If you're a regular listener here, you should have been expecting this.
I should have been expecting it.
I am a regular listener.
I love the show, and I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
I mean, grab audio soundbite, was it, 15?
Grab Biden again.
This is in Missouri, Columbia, Missouri, yesterday at a campaign rally, and he asked the guy in a wheelchair to stand up.
Stand up, Chuck.
Let him see you up there.
Chuck Graham, state senators here.
Stand up, Chuck.
Let him see you.
Oh, God love you.
What am I talking about?
I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, OPA.
I tell you what, stand up for Chuck.
Stand up for Chuck.
He walked over to Chuck.
He said, can you tell I'm new at this?
Now, here's O'Biden saying that Sarah Palin is a bad move for women.
Do you think if she does win that that would be a step forward for women?
Well, look, I think the issue is what does Sarah Palin think?
What does she believe?
I assume she thinks and agrees with the same policies that George Bush and John McCain think.
And that's obviously a backward step for women.
That was in Green Bay on Monday, TMJ4 reporter Charles Benson interviewing Biden.
Eight more years of, four more years of George Bush, that's obviously a backward step for women.
I mean, that's just, that's just, folks, that's not even an insult.
That's just stupid.
How can it be a step backwards for women when she's on the ticket?
A party put a woman on the ticket and it wasn't the Democrats.
You know what the Democrats know?
I didn't mention this yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, because I so much couldn't squeeze in yesterday.
But one of the things the Democrats are doing now, very, very subtly and very softly, is referring to the fact that McCain might die in office.
I've been waiting for this.
I have been waiting for this.
You know they're thinking it.
You know they're trying to figure out how to make this, how to get this out there without any fingerprints traced back to the Obama campaign.
And what really bothers them about McCain dying is that the first female president of the United States would be a woman, a Republican woman, and she is take no prisoners.
Do you realize how upside down the entire liberal universe has just been upset?
And everybody, as they turned on the super collider over there in Bern, everybody's waiting for the whole universe to explode if something went wrong.
The only thing that happened when they turned on that super collider is it did reorganize all the atoms and molecules that make up the Democrat Party, and it's been put back together in such a way that they don't even recognize.
Everything is just so out of whack for them right now.
And you talk about slip-ups.
I mean, Biden is a walking slip-up and a potential.
And Obama is really no better.
He's just as risky on this stuff because he doesn't have any dissimilarity.
Doesn't know what he's going to say before he says it.
Here is Michael in Allsip, Illinois.
Nice to have you on the program.
Michael.
Hello.
Hey, Michael, how are you?
Good.
How are you doing, Roger?
Never better.
Excellent.
I've got a couple observations here, and I want to throw it a pogo.com politics dittos to everybody out there.
Anyways, my first of two observations is, number one, I didn't notice Governor Palin wearing lipstick while campaigning with Senator McCain today.
I don't know if that was my bad television or just my bad eyes.
Number two, excuse me, I didn't really take what Senator Obama said yesterday and take it as a lipstick on a pig pointed at Palin closer to the truth about the gamey governor.
It would have to be the second comment.
That you can wrap a fish in paper and it'll still smell.
That's my observation.
What is your observation?
That she is a smelly fish.
Everything she says and does, it's just she can't put two sentences together about what's going to happen in the future of your Republican Party.
You think that about Sarah Palin?
Yes, I do.
You want to say that again to the whole nation?
I just did.
Now, I want you to say it again.
I can't believe of all the things that you might want to say about Sarah Palin, you would come up with that.
You don't think that's true?
There's no thinking about it, my man.
I don't have to.
Sarah Palin can't put two words together, two thoughts together?
I said two sentences together about what's going to happen with the GOP and why they should elect her and McCain.
Why are you so scared about it?
Oh, I'm not scared.
What is all this?
How come you, all you touchy-feely, sensitive liberals have to come out with all this?
No, I'm not a liberal.
I'm an independent, actually.
Well, it's the same thing.
An independent is somebody that had the guts to identify themselves as a liberal.
And then you call a radio show like mine, trying to sound like a very smart guy, and you prove why you're an independent.
You're brainless to have those observations about, of all the other, you can't put two sentences together.
This is a woman who has yet to stutter one time in any public appearance.
I'm ending the phone call, ladies and gentlemen.
I run the risk of my own IQ lowering every time I talk to people like this.
Fastest three hours in media.
First hour is already in the can.
We're going to take a brief time out here, ladies and gentlemen.
Recharge, refuel.
Won't be long.
Time will zip by.
We'll be back before you know it.
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