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April 17, 2008 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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April 17, 2008, Thursday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush 24-7 podcast.
I know.
I know.
It was total chaos.
Utter chaos.
At last night's debate, ladies and gentlemen, uh in Philadelphia, or somewhere in Pennsylvania, moderated by ABC.
This this is amazing to watch the fallout, not just the debate, but to watch the drive-by media pile all over itself for the way ABC's moderators ask questions, the left wing blogs today are beside themselves.
Operation Chaos, ladies and gentlemen, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this, but it's gotten to a point that I never contemplated, and it may be, it may be time to implement the doomsday option of Operation Chaos.
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All right, so we had the debate last night, and uh George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson actually asked some tough questions of these people rather than questions made and designed to make them look good.
The kinds of questions Republicans get from uh these moderators at their debates.
This has set the left wing in this country afire.
This is not how it's supposed to happen.
Democrat debates are supposed to be moderated by sycophants.
And the sycophants in the drive-bys are supposed to make these people look good.
They're supposed to help them show themselves off.
Last night it was clear, it has become clear as a bell to everybody.
The most upset group in America today is the Democrat Party's superdelegates.
They are beside themselves, trust me.
This was an absolute disaster last night for both of these candidates.
Now everybody's out there saying that Obama won or lost, that Obama lost and lost big.
Two things about this, folks.
You had you can't judge it that way.
You have to judge Obama's loss against how well Hillary did.
And she didn't do anything to win it.
What happened is they both lost last night.
There was no winner unless you want to say the guy who wasn't there, and that would be Senator McCain.
Neither of these two candidates delivered what was necessary to get rid of the other.
And that was by design in Operation Chaos.
So the liberals today are beside themselves, and they're out there saying they want to discuss real issues.
Not these trashy little gossip things.
Tom Shales Today has actually twisted himself into a pretzel over how horrible the questioning was last night.
But we uh we we enjoyed watching this, the Libs now saying, well, we need to get back to the real issues like global warming and how to lose the war in Iraq and how to raise taxes.
What we learned last night, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, what America who watched last night learned, because you and I have known this from the get-go, Barack Obama is a fully manufactured candidate.
The drive-by media invented him.
They helped invent him.
Therefore, any effort to reveal who he really is, including his associations, past and current, are quickly attacked.
And that's the scope of the criticism today.
Who cares who he knew when he was eight?
Who cares about his preacher?
Who cares about Bittergate?
Who cares about it?
It's been rehashed.
The American people care about this.
By the way, beyond the associations he has, I mean, let's let's face it, his associations are with true, genuine radicals in any number of ways.
In addition to his associations that were exposed last night, uh his ideology was open and bare, and anybody could see it.
And that was attacked as well.
Any effort to Expose his liberalism is being attacked today, too.
Now, here's the here's the conclusion.
A moderate, as Obama claims he is, a centrist as Obama claims he is.
A uniter, as Obama claims he is, would not be in the same room with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, would not be in the same room with a former terrorist who tried to blew up the Pentagon, Bill Ayers.
A moderate centrist uniter like Barack Obama has promised that he is, would not have a wife on the stump making repeatedly offensive statements about the United States of America.
A moderate centrist uniter would not have been a Sololinsky activist.
Obama calls himself a community activist, but it's much more dire than that.
Both of these candidates are acolytes.
They're both uh uh students, if you will, of the radical Solinsky.
Uh Obama has become to a lot of people an idea of what they want him to be.
So they project their perceptions onto him, and that's exactly what he wants.
And last night, all of that stripped away.
All of it melted away, and if people hadn't realized who the real Obama was, after his recent comments in San Francisco tonight, or last night, more and more people did.
His friends and associates include a crook, Tony Rezco, a terrorist Bill Ayers, and Jeremiah Wright, an anti-American racist.
Spin it however they will.
All this tells us something about the man and his politics.
It is an amazing thing for me to see as the commanding general of Operation Chaos.
Obama is now damaged goods.
We have succeeded.
Operation Chaos has succeeded.
But despite how damaged Obama is, it shows just how unliked and how disfavored Hillary is that she can't capitalize on his demise.
And She has not been able to capitalize on this guy's rookie status or any of his other failings.
When the uh when the press talks about these damning revelations not hurting Obama relative only to Hillary, uh, because he's not going down on the polls, what they're not factoring here is that uh it's relative only to Hillary when he's not going down on the polls, who's universally hated.
You put Obama up against another candidate, and these numbers would certainly decline, uh, as they are in some of the national polls against uh pitch Obama versus uh versus McCain.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, um, I'd like to have the attention look at give an example just how how how successful Operation Chaos has been.
Okay, so last night, Obama was asked about his ties to the former terrorist William Ayers, wanted to blow up the Pentagon, said he was sorry he didn't blow up more things.
Obama has not renounced him.
So today the Huffington Post, a liberal blog, radical liberal blog.
Some guy named Mark Cooper just posted this piece, Hillary and the Commies.
So while ABC exposed for the nation, Obama's ties to a radical anti-American terrorist, the Huff Pope comes along because they are all for Obama.
Oh, yeah, well, how about Hillary's ties to the communists?
Obama, it's from the Huffington Post piece.
Obama met with former weather underground radical Ayers and his wife, uh former 60s SDS leader Bernadine Dorn at a 1995 Chicago meeting from 99 to 2002.
Obama served on the board of a charity organization with Ayers.
They gave out a couple of grants.
Now, I knew these weathermen folks back in the 60s, writes the Huff Post poster, and they were quite unsavory then.
There were plenty of us who were in SDS at that time who thought the weathermen were despicable, and frankly, I have no particular affection for them now.
I found Ayres' memoir published in 2001 to be execrable.
However, compare and contrast all this with Hillary's own association with 60s radicals.
In the summer of 1969, when Hillary was just entering Yale Law, she went to work for the foremost radical law firm in Berkeley.
Carl Bernstein recounts the episode in his Hillary biography of last year titled A Woman in Charge.
This is what Bernstein told the interviewer John Wiener last summer.
That summer she went to work at the most important radical law firm in America at that point.
True Haft Walker and Bernstein in Oakland.
They defended the Black Panthers.
Two of their partners were members of the Communist Party, including Bob True Haft, who was married to Jessica Mitford.
I talked to Bob Drewhaft not long before he died, and he said that he was certain that Hillary came there because she subscribed to some of the kind of law they practiced and the kind of clients they defended.
In her so-called autobiography, Living History, she put in a couple of sentences about living in Berkeley with Bill that summer and working at that law firm, but she makes it sound like their work focused on postal rate increases.
Not a word about radical.
Bottom line is, since ABC has blown the cover of Obama, and that clearly illustrated now his association with Bill Ayers, other liberals are coming out.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well, Hillary work for a county law firm.
Which leads me, ladies and gentlemen, to the um doomsday option of Operation Chaos.
Uh may I have the attention of you superdelegates in the Democrat Party, or uh those of you who might know any superdelegates of the Democrat Party.
I have, as the commander in chief of United States Operation Chaos, I have a serious message for superdelegates.
And I'll get to it right after our first EIB Profit Center timeout.
Don't go away.
Sorry, folks, I was listening to the battle hymn of the Republic there while you were listening to our Profit Center timeout.
I I listened to that song a lot last night.
I I I I I am I was sitting there still getting chills listening to it last night.
I watched the video of the U.S. Army chorus from the papal welcoming ceremony yesterday, and I I went through the whole emotional uh spin that I that I went through uh yesterday when I saw it for the first time.
So I can't get enough of it.
I'm listening to it.
Uh I must listen to it for an hour straight last night.
And then I remember, oh, the Democrat debate's on.
What do I do here?
It was tough to turn it off.
All right, superdelegates.
Uh it is clear that uh Operation Chaos has been miraculous in its scope and in its execution.
I am here to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, none of what has happened since Ohio and Texas.
Very little of it would have happened were it not for you, the Foot Soldiers of Operation Chaos.
The Democrats today are in total disarray.
And after this debate last night, which was not on a cable network, this debate was at a broadcast network.
Millions more Americans saw this debate last night than have seen these things on cable.
It is clear, and the superdelegates of the Democrat Party know this.
Neither of these two can win.
Neither of these two candidates have the slightest chance of winning against Senator McCain.
They don't have a prayer.
The Democrat Party today knows this.
They are now struggling with what to do about this.
Obama has been exposed for the fraud that he is.
When Obama does not have a prepared speech on hope, a prepared speech on change, when Obama is asked a question about the American flag and how the lapel pen ended up in his suit.
Well, you know, a veteran wanted me to do that now.
Almost apologizes for having put the thing in.
Cannot say, yes, I love America.
Can't say it, I have reverence for America.
I revere this, but he can't say he loves the country.
He disdains one of the prominent symbols of the country, refuses to wear it, because that's how he thinks he has to relate to his voters.
He has been exposed as a 100% total radical.
There is nothing unifying about him.
There's nothing even nice about the guy.
There is nothing competent.
He was stumbling in answers last night that should have been easy.
They would have been easy if he would just be honest, but he can't be honest when he doesn't have that teleprompter and doesn't have the ability to say nothing.
When he has to say nothing off the cuff, it comes across as nothing.
When the speech of nothing is written as nothing, it sounds melous and beautiful, flowing, like a sermon.
When he's off the cuff, it isn't there.
And Mrs. Clinton.
Oh, who um we have set out here to prop up and and uh and revive.
Uh it's it's just the reasons that she has such high negatives were on full display last night.
It's just not likable.
She just even when she even when she scores points, you hate her.
Even when she when she scores good bees, you go but what a BI itch when she does it.
She just doesn't come across as likable.
You super delegates.
The arrogance of the Democrat Party has led you to this point.
Plus, I'll tell you what else has gotten you in trouble, and that is the drive-by media, which up until last night has been totally puffball slavish.
The drive-by media never challenges liberal Democrats, either in debates, standard everyday news coverage, and they haven't for decades.
And so the drive-by media puffball coverage does not toughen up Democrat candidates.
And when Democrat candidates get genuine questions, like they got last night, you see that they wilt, they implode, and they get mad.
They get upset.
How dare you ask me that?
Don't you understand a drill here, Charlie?
You're supposed to be helping me look good.
And it didn't happen last night.
So you have uh you you Democrats have gone into this election season, fresh off the 06 elections, thinking it's yours, thinking you own it.
Just a matter of time, you have bought the notion that over half the country hates this country, that over half the country hates the president, that over half the country hates the Republican Party.
Because you never see evidence to the contrary.
You turn on the drive-by news, be it a cable channel, be it the nightly news, and you see your worldview reflected.
I mean, for crying out loud, you have even been joined now in your conspiracy theory, some of your kook believers in the Democrat Party voters you're gonna depend on.
Their sentiments are now being echoed by none other than Mahmoud Ahmadinizad.
Ahmadinizad has described the 9-11 attacks and the Twin Towers in New York as a suspect event.
He's questioning the death toll.
A building collapsed.
They said 3,000 people had been killed, but never published their names, he said in a speech in the holy city of Como.
He didn't mention they're playing hijackers or that they flew into the Twins Twin Towers, and he didn't mention on the fifth anniversary last year the names of 2,749 people killed in New York were read out at a ceremony.
Now Ahmadineizad has gone into Cookville, got his passport, and they stamped it at Customs at Cookville, and he's in there now.
Who does he sound like?
When Mahmoud Ahmadinezad, the uh president of Iran, starts questioning legitimacy of 9-11.
Who's he sound like?
Who was that poet laureate in New Jersey?
Amir Bukari, what was his name?
First put out was a Jewish conspiracy.
Sounds like kook fringe Democrats who run the Democrat blogosphere.
It is Democrats in this country of one stripe or another, some who believe 9-11 was a put-up job.
You people of the Democrat Party do not know how you are seen because the drive-by media does not tell you how you are seen.
The drive-by media puffballs you up, puff pieces you all day long, and you think you're loved and adored.
Then your candidates get in a debate last night, and Charlie Gibson, God bless him, I don't know what got into him, happened to point out the truth about tax cuts.
The Capitol Gains tax cut.
Mr. Obama, Bill Clinton did lower it, and every time the Capitol gains rate's been lowered, more revenues come into the treasury than ever before.
Well Obama's glazes over, has no clue what he's just heard.
So he gets interrupted by Gibson again, but the revenues keep going up.
And finally, Obama's, well, it's not about money, it's about fairness.
Bingo, what we've always been.
It's not about money.
It's about control.
That question, I don't, I have never heard a Democrat be posed by a drive-by media operator, moderator, with a question with the truth about what happens when taxes are cut.
And when it happened, Obama had no clue.
And neither does Mrs. Clinton.
You can't say Obama Obama lost this thing, even though he was far worse than Hillary, but she didn't win anything, so you can't say he lost.
Superdelegates.
Doomsday option.
You need to step up to the plate.
It has been obvious to me for the longest time that this Democrat primary is going to come down to what the superdelegates decide to do.
And you superdelegates, it's time to get some cajones.
Your superdelegates, by definition, means you can do whatever you want.
You do not have to follow popular vote, electoral vote, and it you can vote for whoever you want.
You can do it, and that's why you're there.
You are there to save your party from a disaster like George McGovern created 1972, or that Jimmy Carter brought to your party in 1980.
That's why you superdelegates are there.
This is on you.
This is on your shoulders.
You have only one option.
If you want to win in 2008, if you want to win the presidential race in 2008, you have one option.
Step up to the plate and find a third candidate.
Start talking amongst yourselves now and get this ball rolling.
I don't care how much money has been spent on the primaries.
I don't care who has the most pledged delegates.
I don't care who's leading a popular vote.
I don't care about any of that, and you shouldn't either.
You cannot win with these two incompetent, unqualified embarrassments that are seeking your nomination now.
You have one hope.
People are going to McCain not because they like him, because they hate your two people.
Time for you superdelegates to get together and find a third candidate.
Al Gore?
I don't know, but somebody.
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We have soundbites from the debate last night.
And they are fascinating.
In fact, I want to go through a couple of them here.
In Philadelphia, the moderator, George Stephanopoulos, said to Obama, a gentleman named William Ayers, part of the Weather Underground in the 1970s, they bombed a Pentagon, the Capitol, and other buildings.
He's never apologized for it.
And in fact, on 9-11, he was quoted in the New York Times saying, I don't regret setting bombs.
I feel we didn't do enough.
An early organizing meeting for your state Senate campaign was held at his house.
And your campaign has said you are friendly.
Can you explain the relationship for the voters and explain to Democrats why it won't be a problem to be so close to a terrorist like this?
This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood, who's a uh professor of English in Chicago, who I know and who I have not uh received some official endorsement from.
He's not somebody who I exchange ideas from on a regular basis.
Uh and the notion that somehow uh as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago when I was eight years old, uh somehow reflects on me and my values doesn't make much sense, George.
Uh the fact is that I'm also friendly with Tom Coburn, one of uh the most conservative Republicans in the United States Senate, uh, who during his campaign once said that uh it might be appropriate to apply the death penalty to those who uh carried out abortions.
Uh uh Do I need to apologize for Mr. Coburn's uh statements?
Because I certainly don't agree with those either.
Uh this this is what I mean about inept.
To bring up Tom Coburn has no relationship.
Tom Coburn is not a terrorist.
Tom Coburn never bombed anybody's private property or public property.
This is a clear example of the incompetence, but what Obama did not respond to in the question.
Bill Ayers, who is unrepentant for what he did, hosted an event for Senator Obama when he was running for the state Senate.
This is not somebody that Senator Obama would just run into on the street, an English professor, uh, doing great works in school.
This is somebody who hosted a political event for a like minded individual in a political context.
This is not Obama runs into him at the bicycle store or some such thing while tooling around as a community organizer in Chicago.
And Bill Ayers is a radical, and we know from Obama's own mouth, he is a radical.
He is the most radical Democrat Party front runner for president in our lifetimes, folks, and and maybe, maybe beyond, uh, who has had a genuine chance, a serious chance at securing the nomination.
And this is why I tell you superdelegates, this you you have a disaster on your hands here, and the thing is they know it.
They're just asking themselves, my gosh, what we can do now.
We've only got ten primaries left.
Oh, what do we do now?
And then neither one of these two are gonna quit, and Hillary's certainly not gonna quit.
What do we do now?
This is a disaster in the making.
It is front and center for everybody to see, but the the most damage here is to Obama because in the eyes of the American people, he's messianic.
He is a Messiah.
He can say nothing and make it sound like it's everything.
He can make you inspired and so forth, but that's when he's got the prompter.
And that's when the speech has been written by David Axelrod.
When he's on his own like this, he gets defensive.
He will not condemn people who hate this country.
He will not distance himself from people who hate this country, and he will not express with the words Love, I love this country.
He will not say it.
Senator Hillary Clinton said this about Bill Ayers following Obama's answer.
Senator Obama served on a board with Mr. Ayers for a period of time, the Woods Foundation, which was a paid directorship position.
And if I'm not mistaken, that uh relationship with Mr. Ayers on this board uh continued after 9-11 and after his reported comments, which were deeply hurtful to people in New York.
And I would hope to every American, because they were published on 9-11, and he said that he was just sorry they hadn't done more.
And what they did was set bombs.
And in some instances, people died.
So it it is, you know, I I think it is again an issue that people uh will be uh asking about, and I think that uh this is an issue that certainly the Republicans will be raising.
Right, because Hillary can't raise it because she's got dirt on her hands.
I mean, her husband pardoned a bunch of terrorists, the FALN gang, to facilitate the Puerto Rican vote for Hillary when she ran for the Senate in New York.
So she can't, even when she goes after Obama, you just just you don't feel like jumping, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You tell him you end up disliking both these people.
Then Obama said this.
By Senator Clinton's own vetting standards, I don't think she would make it uh since President Clinton uh pardoned or commuted the sentences up to members of the weather underground, which I think is a slightly more significant act than me.
Uh serving on a board with somebody for actions that he did 40 years ago.
He hasn't changed, Barack.
Bill Ayers hasn't changed.
After 9-11, he has no repentance whatsoever.
He has no regret for what he did.
His only reaction is sorry we didn't set off more bombs.
Look at folks, this man hangs around with ultra-left-wing radicals.
It's because he finds comfort with them, feels comfortable in their midst.
This is not somebody whose acts are 40 years old.
We have somebody of a certain mindset.
We have a reverend pastor, Jeremiah Wright, somebody with a certain mindset.
We have a wife who has a similar kind of mindset.
We have Mrs. Clinton who's got just as much baggage, and so she's got to rely on the Republicans, the threat of the Republicans going after Obama, because she really can't do it herself.
They're both tainted.
They're both incompetent.
They're both unqualified.
They have no business, neither one of them.
See, the Democrats, like I said yesterday, get caught up in all These meaningless things.
They get caught up in the storyline and they think, wow, it doesn't matter what our candidates believe.
We've got the first woman, serious female.
We got the first serious black candidate.
Whoa, the country's gonna love us.
Doesn't matter what they say, doesn't matter what they stand for.
The drive-by's are going to help us puffball their images, smartest woman in the world, brilliant speaker, messianic Obama.
And now the truth is coming out, and the superdelegates are faced with I'm sure something they never contemplated, and that is the recognition that neither of these two candidates can win.
Obama will not be able to withstand a general election campaign of longer than two months or a month and a half, if that.
Despite what Democrats think, a majority of Americans do not hate this country.
A majority of Americans are not resentful of this country.
A majority of Americans are not running around bitter, they're not running around enraged, and they're not running around angry.
And to the extent that those who are angry or angry, it's because of the incompetence of the government they have to deal with from federal, state to local.
It's not because government's not doing enough, it's because government doesn't do enough right.
Government takes on too much, does too much wrong, intrudes on everybody's lives, and these people want to expand that scope.
The Democrats.
It's time for the superdelegates to step up here, have a private meeting.
And all of you in the drive-by media, you know, if you're going to be honest with yourselves, it's time to drop this love affair with Obama.
You want to go down to a defeat.
If you guys, I'm gonna tell you what, you need you need to think about the psychology of yourselves and the psychology of your voters.
Because since 2006, actually since 2004, you have thought that the Democrats were gonna win everything, the House and the Senate and the White House.
Well, you finally got the House and the Senate in 2006, but you didn't get the White House in 2004.
But now for two years you have been convinced it's just a matter of time.
And your voters are convinced.
Now look at what this campaign has done.
Your party is split, it is split irreparably.
It is split among the true radical nature of the Democrat Party is on parade.
It is visible for one and all to see.
This is a party that is so far out of the mainstream, it cannot possibly win a national election.
Unless you can somehow put the truth of Obama back in the bottle and get him back out there on a Messiah speech with the hope and all of this uh the change and this sort of stuff.
But that genie's out of the bottle, it's gonna be tough to put it back in.
Mrs. Clinton, half the country hates her.
Half the country now hates her husband.
Nobody with negatives like that's ever been elected.
You superdelegates.
If you lose this election in November, nobody talks about that.
Nobody, oh, what's gonna happen to Republicans if they lose?
The Republican Party is going to reconstitute itself.
We do have our own problems.
However, our problems are not nearly as drastic and secure, severe as yours are, because your voters expect it.
Your editorial writers, from large papers to small, expect victory.
It's already happened.
They're already counting on it.
They're already dreaming of the troops coming out of Iraq.
They're dreaming of the tax increases on the rich.
They are dreaming of the misery that they feel being spread to everybody else.
They're dreaming it.
It's already happening.
It's just a matter of getting to November.
And if it doesn't happen, if you don't win, you are going to have hell to pay in your party like you cannot possibly imagine.
And you cannot win with these two candidates.
Operation Chaos will continue as long as necessary to continue this chaos.
To see to it that Mrs. Clinton, why should she get out now after that miserable performance last night that she is less inclined and motivated to get out of this now than ever, because we all saw a bumbling, stumbling performance from your front runner.
Now, Mrs. Clinton didn't do great, but there's no reason for her to get out, because he's getting worse every timeout.
You superdelegates, you are in hot water.
You are in extreme hot water.
And in fact, this hot water may be akin to the kind of hot water that a frog is thrown into.
The heat gets turned up gradually.
Frog is originally thrown in cold water.
And then they turn on the stove and it just heats up gradually.
The fog really never knows it until it's too late.
And this is what's happened to you.
Your primary campaign has always been the frog in a pot of cold water.
Operation Chaos have been turning up the heat.
The water is boiling now, and you don't know what to do.
You have one option.
That, ladies and gentlemen, those of you superdelegates, pick a third candidate.
It's your only option here.
And there are plenty to choose from.
And you know it, and I know it.
No one's a winner on the Democrat side in this.
It is time for the doomsday option.
Putting it very simply, ladies and gentlemen, my advice to the Democrat Party superdelegates as the commander-in-chief of U.S. Operation Chaos.
It is time to stop clinging to two bitter candidates.
You've been clinging and you've been telling yourself lies about how either one of them can just waltz to victory, and it's patently obvious none of them can.
This is rich.
This I love.
There's a newspaper in Australia called The Age.
U.S. voters have expressed outrage over the decision to allow Bill Clinton's former press secretary to moderate uh the debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Well, now when is when's the last time anybody questioned Stephanopoulos' qu uh uh credentials as a journalist?
Nobody in the drive-by's ever has.
When Stephanopoulos is out there interviewing Republicans and uh ripping them and knew, hey, he made a great transition from the Clinton White House to the drive-by media.
But now that he moderated a debate featuring Hillary Clinton and Obama and asked Obama some questions that Obama supporters didn't want asked.
Now all of a sudden, they question the journalistic capabilities and integrity of George Stephanopoulos.
Folks, do you see what's happening?
I mean, Operation Chaos has gone way beyond its objectives.
Operation Chaos is now tearing down the drive-by media.
A lot of people, by the way, when I was describing the frog in the hot water.
A lot of people, I guess I'll check the emails during the break.
I knew what you were doing.
You were setting up a Renee commercial.
That's right.
I was setting up a Renaikumer, but I ran out of time with my frog in the water analogy.
And I was gonna tell you a friend of mine, my North Carolina mistress is having her Renae tankless water heater installed a day.
The guys are in there banging around in the pipes.
They're taking out that huge tank that she's gonna make room from expand the kitchen of the house, uh, do some tank was worthless and it was taking up a lot of space and wasting a lot of money.
So they're putting in the Renae tankless water heater at the home of the North Carolina mistress, even as we speak.
The proverbial union lunch break is uh what is happening right now.
And the reason that the North Carolina mistress wants to put because she trusts everything I say, but because needs the space, this thing is not very big, and it has hot water only when you want it when you want it.
You're not gonna pay to heat up a lot of hot water you're never gonna use with the Renee Tankless Water Heater.
And you can go to their website, foreverhotwater.com, and that'll tell you how much you can save uh in your home.
You can calculate it for yourself.
Renee Tankless Water Heaters is the hot way to heat water hot water, and you can see how it works at foreverhotwater.com.
Look, if it's good enough for the North Carolina mistress, it's good enough for you.
Rance, Elmyra, New York.
Welcome to the EIB network, sir.
Hello.
Rush, thanks for taking my call.
As commander in chief of Operation Chaos, why would you give the enemy a winning strategy?
I can only uh with the superdogates, I can only assume this is another front on in Operation Chaos.
Uh, well, you are being too short-sighted.
As the commander-in-chief of uh U.S. Operation Chaos, the purpose of Operation Chaos is to continue chaos.
By the way, did you know that the father of the modern chaos theory passed away yesterday, Edward Lorenz?
He was the guy that came up with the scientific theory of chaos.
Uh I am continuing his great work on this program uh to continue the chaos.
The the the point here, do you really think, Rance, that the superdelegates are going to listen to me?
No, I I think that this is to create further chaos, and it's a it's an ingenious ploy.
Of course.
Of course.
I do think they should change candidates.
I think they should get rid of these two.
I was serious when I told them this.
But I know they're not going to do it.
But they should.
And look at who are they gonna get?
Who they're gonna get?
It's a menagerie to choose from.
Who are they gonna get?
Howard Dean?
Mario Cuomo?
Al Gore?
I got you one other quick thought, okay?
You won't take the pay cut, yeah.
Um you talk about drive-by media.
There's also a drive-by-by media.
Instead of stopping and throwing gasoline, they go right by it when they should stop.
So it's a little idea for suggestions, just it's it's a drive by the way.
No, no, no, no, no.
I've said this kind.
Do not try this at home.
Please.
I know I make it look easy.
As fun as all this is, folks, we have barely scratched the surface.
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