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March 25, 2008 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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March 25, 2008, Tuesday, Hour #3
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Greetings, my friends, and welcome back.
It's Rush Limbaugh, and this is the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.
You are tuned to the most listened to radio talk show in America, hosted by me, highly trained broadcast specialist, meeting and surpassing all audience expectations, and as the commanding general of Operation Chaos, exceeding all objectives in the mission.
Telephone number if you want to be on the program is 800 28282, our email address L Rushbow at EIB net.com.
Just when you thought that Operation Chaos had peaked.
The Democrats come to the rescue and prolong the operation.
And then there's this.
A column by Mark Thomasick on a website called TC Palm, Florida's treasure coast in Palm Beaches.
It's a it's a I guess it's a newspaper, but it's a primarily a website.
And this columnist, Mark Thomasick, writes this.
U.S. Representative Tim Mahoney, whose district includes much of Martin and St. Lucy Counties, they're just north of us here.
This is the guy, by the way, who replaced Mark Foley in the election in 06.
Tim Mahoney is a Democrat, is uh is hoping that he will not have to attend the Democrat Party National Convention in Denver in August.
If he does go, it'll mean the Democrats still haven't decided a nominee for the presidential election.
If neither Senator Hillary Clinton nor Barack Obama has clinched the nomination by August, Tim Mahoney says we may see a brokered convention, meaning the nominee could emerge from a negotiated settlement.
If the nomination process goes into the convention, don't be surprised if someone different is at the top of the ticket, says Tim Mahoney.
A compromise candidate could be someone such as former vice president Al Gore, Mahoney said last week during a meeting with this news organization's editorial board.
If either Clinton or Obama suggested to a deadlock convention, a ticket of Gore Clinton or Gore Obama, the Democrat Party would accept it, Mahoney said.
Mahoney, who is one of the superdelegates, who gets to cast a vote at the convention, has not endorsed a candidate.
He said he doesn't intend to endorse anybody because, quote, I don't see it as my job as a district representative to endorse a nominee for the presidential race.
You're a super delegate, dude.
The Democrat Party's primary voters do not count.
This is all about you talk about vote fraud.
You talk about misleading, you talk about irrelevancy.
Democrat Party primary voters do not count.
It's all going to come down to superdelegates.
And now this guy, Tim Mahoney, is let the cat out of the bag, and it might be Gore who could assume the position at the top of the ticket with either Obama or Hillary.
And I know it may sound ridiculous.
It may sound silly, it may sound implausible and impossible.
It's Operation Chaos.
Who cares how silly or implausible it sounds?
I'm not endorsing it.
I'm not suggesting.
I'm telling you, this is what Democrats are saying.
This is obviously being discussed among the superdelegates.
Don't discount their love for Vice President Al Gore, ladies and gentlemen.
This that's what I mean.
Just when we thought Operation Chaos had peaked.
If Obama, I know, if Obama doesn't win this, if they take this away from Obama, and don't don't count the Clintons out on this score.
This is we are way, way early here, even in Operation Chaos.
Please stop the Operation Chaos.
Please stop the business.
Talk about the economy.
Yeah, well, I know you guys want me to stop talking about Operation Chaos, but it's not going to happen.
Let me give you this scenario.
An entirely plausible scenario.
At the Democrat Convention, the Clintons steal the nomination from Obama.
It's entirely plausible.
That is more plausible than Al Gore being on the ticket.
The Clintons steal the nomination.
There is hell to pay.
All during the summer and the campaign after the convention, McCain campaigns in practical anonymity.
Nobody will be paying attention to McCain at all as he talks about the housing crisis.
He talks about the wars, he talks about national security, because everybody's going to be talking about how the Clintons stole a nomination from Obama.
Then we get to November, we get to the election.
Because Obama's supporters will be fit to be tied.
A huge number of them will vote for McCain or not vote at all.
The end result is Mrs. Clinton loses.
The day after the election, the story will not be McCain beats Hillary.
The day after the election, the story will be Operation Chaos steals election from Hillary Clinton.
This is very plausible.
It's more plausible, ladies and gentlemen, than where we're in this possibility of Al Gore.
Look at this.
Adam Nagurney in the New York Times, Obama poll collapse may be Clinton's best hope.
You know, folks, it's pretty damn sad when your only hope is a mistake made by your opponent.
When your only hope is hoping somebody screws up, you are in a hopeless situation.
So both Hillary and Obama are sitting around hoping the other one gets in big-time Bosnia trouble, big-time Jeremiah Wright trouble.
This is exactly what happens when you have equally shallow, equally inept contenders.
Trying to get your party's presidential nomination nonetheless.
I love it.
As the commanding officer of Operation Chaos.
Ah, this is even better.
Now I just referenced to you the plausible possibility of the Clintons stealing the nomination from Obama.
Also in the New York Times today by Kit Seeley.
Senator Evan Bye of Indiana.
Now, by the way, Senator Bye has been rumored constantly as Hillary's vice presidential front runner.
Senator Evan Bye, who does back Hillary for president, proposed another gauge by which superdelegates might judge whether to support Mrs. Clinton or Senator Obama.
Now, again, I have to stress, you people that voted in the Democrat Party primaries, your votes don't matter.
You don't, and they never were going to matter.
Unless there was a landslide on behalf of one of the candidates.
It's going to come down to the superdelegates.
Your votes mean nothing.
It's all about the superdelegates.
And now here's Evan Bye suggesting a new way, another gauge by which superdelegates might judge whether to support Clinton or Obama.
Evan by suggested that superdelegates consider the electoral votes of the states that each of them has won.
So who carried the states with the most electoral college votes is an important factor to consider because ultimately that's how we choose the president, said Mr. Bai, on CNN's late edition on Sunday.
Now in a primary, of course, electoral votes are not relevant, but the Clinton campaign is trying to use them as an unofficial measure of strength.
But now wait a minute.
I thought after the 2000 election, Hillary Clinton came out for abolishing the electoral college, didn't she?
So she's for the electoral college after she was against it.
So far, Mrs. Clinton has one states with a total of 219 electoral college votes, not counting Florida and Michigan, while Obama has one states with a total of 202 electoral votes.
Do you see what is happening here?
The Clinton campaign already making plans to steal the nomination from Obama with the superdelegates based on the fact that he's won states that don't matter.
And she's won the big electoral states that do matter.
New York and California to name two.
She's also going to claim uh Michigan and she's going to claim Florida.
And if she can claim Florida and New York and California and Ohio, they're going to go to the superdelegate and say, look, isn't this about winning the White House?
It is.
And isn't it the way you do that by winning big in the electoral college?
It is.
Who's shown in the primary that she wins big in electoral college states?
Mrs. Clinton.
Operation Chaos, ladies and gentlemen, rolls right on.
Now, before we go to the uh break, I mentioned earlier in the program today that uh we had an exclusive here, Bill Clinton on um MTV.
I think this airs tomorrow.
It happened on March 16th.
He took questions from the MTV U-board.
Uh, and the college reporter Lily Lambboy is asking Clinton, why did Melissa Etheridge say that you threw gay people under the bus?
Now we've come a long way on MTV.
Last time Clinton was on MTV, it was Boxers or Briefs, was the question, and he answered it.
Uh now no more softballs.
MTV student questioner grills Clinton on gay marriage, and he doesn't he comes close to losing his temper here, but what I want you to notice is the stress.
I want you to notice the tension in Clinton during this exchange with the MTV info, babe.
Let me ask you this.
Do you believe there will be more or fewer efforts to ban gay marriage constitutionally around the country?
If a Massachusetts marriage has to be sanctified in Utah.
Yes or no?
Ask answer the question.
I asked we live in the real world here.
So the real world.
It's a political backlash, I don't know.
No, no, no, not a political backlash.
As a substantive backlash, the lives of gay people.
Will there be more or fewer gay couples free of harassment if the law is that every gay couple in America who could go to Massachusetts Mary would then have to be recognized in Utah.
When is that going to change, though, if you're not willing to set a firm stance in favor or so you don't care what the practical implications are?
No, I'm not saying that the mathematic concerns.
What I'm saying is, well, I tell you what Hillary's position is.
Hillary's position is she's opposed to it, and she also believes that we can now she's also opposed to the to the ban on gay serving in the military.
I frankly don't even know what they were talking about here.
I just I can't tell from this exchange whether Clinton is uh for or against gay marriage universally, state, state, state, whatever, but just the the argumentative.
He was on the verge of blowing up at this young female reporterette.
So say you don't care what the uh what the practical implications are.
You don't care about that.
It's getting close.
I mean, these people, it's stress time.
They're cracking at the Clinton campaign.
Back after this.
Don't call away my friends.
Well, we're really uh really going way back here in the groove yard of forgotten favorites.
Uh Brian, this is in 1962.
You were probably not even a thought in 1962.
Dave Baby Cortez.
Rinky dink.
Not a comment on Operation Chaos, by the way.
Breaking news from uh Talking Points Memo Election Central website in an interview today with reporters and editors of the Pittsburgh Tribune Review.
By the way, a newspaper owned by the Evil, Richard Mellon Skafe.
The liberals hate Scafe.
He owns the Pittsburgh Tribune Review.
Hillary Clinton made her first extensive remarks about the Jeremiah Wright controversy.
This, according to Greg Sargent at TPM Election Central, here's what Clinton is reported to have said.
Jeremiah Wright would not have been my pastor.
You don't choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend.
The Clinton campaign has refrained from getting involved in the controversy, but Hillary herself, responding to a question, denounced what she said was hate speech from Jeremiah Wright.
It's exactly what we said here.
She said, you know, I spoke out against Don Imus, who was fired from his radio and TV shows, blah, blah, blah, saying that hate speech was unacceptable in any setting.
And I believe that.
I just think that you have to speak out against that.
You certainly have to do that, if not explicitly, then implicitly by getting up and moving.
So this this is an implicit criticism of Obama for not speaking out or moving churches in response to revelations about Wright's views.
I guess, you know, I think she waited to make these comments because they were after that picture of Jeremiah Wright and Bill Clinton at the White House at uh at one of those uh Bill Clinton um ever been lower in my life.
I need I need to support all you ministers of God, the word and the gospel like that.
They were waiting to see if there were any other pictures, waiting to see if the maybe the Clintons had been caught going to Jeremiah Wright's church.
I guess they're confident enough time is passed that no such evidence of any further contact between Bill Clinton and the Wrights and that church is going to be forthcoming.
So Hillary feels confident now to dump on Jeremiah Wright.
And a dump on Barack Obama.
Meanwhile, from Bloomberg News, Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama and his wife Michelle gave $10,772 of the $1.2 million they earned from 2000 to 2004 to charities.
Less than one percent, according to tax returns for those years released today by his campaign.
The couple earned more than 2.6 million dollars in 2005 and 2006 after Barack published his book.
They donated 137,622 over their those two years and made their church one of the biggest beneficiaries of their philanthropy, donating 27,500.
So not big charitable givers there, the uh the Obamas.
Back to the audio sound bites now.
James Carville.
You know, this is kind of refreshing.
I kind of I I like somebody saying what they meant to say and then standing by it, and not whining and not apologizing and not cowering in the corners.
And Carville is standing by his Judas remark involving uh New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson.
This is last night, CNN's the situation room, Wolf Blitzer talking to Carville about this, and Blitzer said, Look, uh, here's what the New York Times quoted you Saturday as saying.
Mr. Richardson's endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver.
So I think the timing's appropriate, if ironic.
Is that an accurate quote, Mr. Carville?
I have to say that he quoted me accurately and in context.
It was uh, yes.
That's exactly what I said.
And and and by the way, I think the quote had the desired intent that people saw Richardson and saw somebody who is disloyal.
It's a seasonal metaphor I was using.
But uh I when I went when people see it, that was that was that it had it, it it was what I said, and it was quoted accurately, and uh it had its desired intent.
People like calling me left and right says whenever I see that guy, I can't help but think of that quote.
I thought this was an egregious act.
And blitzer said, Well, James, what what was so much of a betrayal here?
I'm very satisfied with the response I gave.
He served in in the cabinet in two different positions.
I think that he invited President Clinton to and uh to come to his Super Bowl party.
I think that things to me, to James Cargo.
See, I I'm not if I if there's something that I think is outrageous, I'll comment on it.
Maybe I have a different sort of code than people in Washington.
I don't know.
Maybe I do.
Just just seemed to it it seemed to strike me the wrong way, and I was quoted very accurately and very much in context.
He's reminded everybody, he stands by this quote.
It was accurate, it was in context.
Now, Blitzer keeps trying to get Carvel to take it back, but Carville won't do it.
Blitzer says, so your bottom line is you think that Bill Richardson, having served as Clinton's energy secretary, UN ambassador, you think he owed Bill Clinton?
What he did is is it it is certainly could have stayed neutral, in my opinion.
And I wanted to use a a a very strong metaphor to make my point.
And that's in I'd again be very, very uh a lot of many, many of Santo.
David Axrod is a dear friend of mine.
And they will be friends of mine, and and if he wins nomination, I'll be a thousand percent supportive.
I doubt if uh Governor Richards and I would be particularly close in the future.
Judas, uh his betrayal led to the downfall, obviously, of Jesus.
Is Bill Richardson that important?
I don't think no.
I don't think he's that important.
It was a it was a metaphor I was using.
I mean, I mean I and you do these things and people come up and you say you compare and and everything else.
I wanted I got one in the wheelhouse and I tagged it.
Meaning he was delivered a hanging curveball, and he knocked it out of the ballpark.
Uh, and he's proud of it, calling Bill Richardson Judas.
Judas sold out for thirty pieces of silver.
And I just, you know, in this day and age of political correctness, when people jump on your case are saying what you meant to say, and you go, Oh, I have you right.
I should take that.
I should have phrased it better.
Carvo says, no.
Screw y'all.
I meant say it.
I said it and quoted me accurate.
Get over it.
Thank you.
I know.
Rush Limbaugh, America's real anchor man.
Doctor of democracy.
America's truth detector.
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A story here from Columbus Dispatch, nearly one in ten Ohioans now receives food stamps.
The highest number in the state's history, caseloads have almost doubled just since 2001.
1.1 million residents now collecting food stamp benefits according to the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services.
Low wages, unemployment, the rising cost of groceries, gasoline, and other necessities are to blame for financial hardships facing many Ohio families.
Caseloads have been rising steadily in the past seven years, said Brian Harter, spokesman for the state agency which oversees the food stamp program.
Now I don't know if this happens in Ohio, but I know that the food stamp program advertises for applicants and participants.
It's happened in California.
It happens in a number of states, because the food stamp people need their budget to remain the same.
So they've got to spend at least as much as they did the previous year, and hopefully more, so that their baseline budget goes up by the projected 10% every year.
So the more people, as far as the government bureaucrats, I don't care about party here.
The more people on food stamps, the better for the people that run the program.
And their budgets.
By the way, speaking of the rising cost of groceries and gasoline and other necessities, I have a fascinating story here that has very little to do with anything that we have discussed today, so this may be a good time to bring this up.
It is an AP story.
It's datelin out of Mexico City.
The headline here from rice in Peru to miso in Japan.
Food prices are skyrocketing.
This is a huge C I told you so because it all comes back to oil and biofuels.
Oil is the fuel of the engine of freedom and democracy, and there are people attempting to change that, put biofuels in the mix and so forth and so on.
And then of course you have people, no blood for oil.
No blood for oil.
Well, we got people dying because of the price of oil.
We've got people dying because of the price of biofuels.
And primarily we got people dying because they're starving in certain parts of the world because the cost of food skyrocketing worldwide, because we're monkeying around with biofuels and other things, which are raising the costs of energy.
If you're seeing your grocery bill go up, you're not alone.
In France, consumers worldwide face rising of food prices in what analysts call a perfect storm of conditions.
Some subsistence farmers eating rice in Ecuador to gourmets feasting on our scargo in France.
Prices are skyrocketing.
Freak weather is a factor, but so are dramatic changes in the global economy, including higher oil prices, lower food reserves, and a growing consumer demand in China and India.
And biofuels, by the way.
What we've always said here, the fuel of the engine of freedom, oil, and its availability, the free flow of oil at market forces is crucial to the survivability and the workings of a free market and the people who are impacted, affected by it.
And anything that artificially raises the price of energy and oil, whether it's intentioned well or not, is going to cause havoc, And this is beginning to happen.
The world's poorest nations still harbor the greatest hunger risk, which stands to reason.
Clashes over bread in Egypt killed at least two people last week.
They had riots over bread in Egypt.
Similar food riots broke out in uh Burkino Fiso Cameroon earlier this month.
Food protests now crop up even in Italy.
And while the price of spaghetti has doubled in Haiti, the cost of miso is packing a hit in Japan.
Is that how you pronounce it, Miso?
It's not likely that prices will go back to as low as we're used to, said the economist and secretary of the UN food and agriculture organization.
Currently, if you're in Haiti, unless the government's subsidizing consumers, consumers have no choice but to cut consumption, is a very brutal scenario, but that's what it is.
No one knows this better than Eugene Thermillion, 30 Haitian day laborer who can no longer afford pasta to feed his wife and four kids since the price nearly doubled to the local equivalent of 57 cents a bag.
Their only meal on a recent day was two cans of corn grits.
Their hunger has had a ripple effect.
Haitian food vendors have lost so many customers that they've had to pull kids out of kindergarten because they can't afford the $20 monthly tuition.
In the long term, prices are expected to stabilize.
Farmers will grow more grain for both fuel and food and eventually bring prices down.
Already this is happening with wheat, more crops to be planted in the U.S., Canada, and Europe in the coming year.
However, consumers still face at least ten years.
It is said here of more expensive food.
Among the driving forces, petroleum prices, which of course increase the cost of everything from fertilizers to transport to food processing, rising demand for meat and dairy in rapidly developing countries like China and India, sending up the cost of grain used for cattle feed, as is the demand for raw materials to make biofuels.
They just can't as they just casually throw that in as though it is incidental.
When I would maintain to you that it is a primary factor here.
What's rare is that the spikes, the increases, are hitting all major foods in most countries at once.
Food prices rose 4% in the U.S. last year alone, the highest rise since 1990.
And are expected to climb as much again this year, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
As of December, 37 countries faced food crises and 20 had imposed some sort of food price controls.
It goes on to describe the food riots in Egypt here in the next part of the story.
The problems in China that are being encountered here by that developing nation demanding higher quality food.
So one of the one of the reasons for this, folks, is the global warming hoax.
The man-made global warming hoax.
Nobody's denying we might be getting warmer, although I I'm I'm even willing to concede that.
But the idea that it's man-made that means we got to have bigger government and higher taxes.
We all must sacrifice.
We almost reduce our lifestyles.
We all must give up a little bit to offsuage ourselves of our guilt and our sins for engaging in too prosperous a lifestyle that has led to the destruction of our climate.
You know the drill, blah, blah.
So, hello sacrifice.
Hello, suffering.
Hello, higher food prices.
Hello, riots for bread in Egypt.
All kinds of other places like that are experiencing like China are experiencing shortages which will lead to food riots.
People in poorer countries, their food prices are skyrocketing because the basics wheat, you know, grain and corn are skyrocketing because of their use in fuels.
All of this to somehow eliminate some carbon footprint that people are making in order to save the planet.
In the meantime, this is going to lead to even more messes and more pollution.
Because people are going to have less resources to clean up the messes that they make.
So we have hunger, we have pain, we have misery.
We even have some people starving because of the rising price of food.
And all of you people out there who think oil is the big culprit that's destroying the planet.
All of this paranoia and all of this gloom and doom over the fact that fossil fuels are destroying the planet.
We now have the impact of all of this panic creating rising prices for oil, uh, costs, biofuels, which is adding to the cost of food as well as fuel.
Uh all of this is now leading to not a crisis in the planet, but a crisis in the world's population, which is fine with the environmentalist wacos, because many of them think the fewer people the better.
Don't, I'm not exaggerating.
I've told you the stories about these people.
We must reduce the human population.
We're putting too much stress on native plants and trees and animals and so forth.
This is what you get when liberals run amok with their ideas, the unintended consequences of their supposedly good and well-intentioned ideas.
If you wonder why prices are going up on food at the grocery store, one of the answers that you can honestly give yourself is the panic associated with dealing with the hoax of man-made global warming.
Manatee County, Florida.
Think Tampa St. Pete's, Sarasota.
Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two ninety-three-year-old men picked up during undercover prose prostitution stings.
In the uh in the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.
According to the cops, he tried to pay twenty bucks in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.
He recently told the Herald Tribune newspaper he was only flirting with the woman.
I haven't had that in years.
I'm 93.
93 is kind of old.
Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the good-looking girl who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.
Police say that uh Carlos Underhill was willing to pay 30 bucks for sex, and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.
I'll tell you what, 93 years old.
God love them.
God love these.
I mean, that's that's gotta be the early bird special.
Uh Operation Chaos, Audi.
sorry.
You're not supposed to laugh at yourself.
It's getting harder and harder to do.
Yesterday, Fox News Channel Studio B, fill in host Trace Gallagher, speaking with Democrat strategist Mary Ann Marsh, Town Hall.com's Amanda Carpenter about the upcoming Pennsylvania Pribery.
Trace Gallagher says it's the next major battleground, the race for the Democrat nomination, Keystone State, 158 delegates.
Mary Ann, you have to imagine a lot of the GOPers are going to want to play here.
That's exactly right, and you've seen that more and more since McCain's got the nomination.
So I wouldn't be surprised to see it in Pennsylvania too.
What we're now seeing, though, is more Republicans supporting Clinton.
Some people think that has more to do with Rush Limbaugh than they might do about how they feel about Hillary Clinton.
Oh, no kidding.
Uh uh Gallagher then says to Amanda Carpenter, Amanda, can you see any of the candidates saying, Look, I really don't like the idea of the GOP switching sides just for temporary purposes here.
Now, you know, uh, Trace, I gotta tell you, Obama and Hillary are both urging Republicans to do just that.
Well, they've stopped it now because the registration ended yesterday in Pennsylvania.
They were both urging radio ads.
Obama was running radio ads, Trace maybe.
Trying to get them to do and Amanda Carpenter's clueless.
Yeah, I think there's a number of people that aren't comfortable with, you know, members of one party interfering with another party's nomination, but it looks like it's happening.
If you look at the numbers from the Pennsylvania State Department, they reported in February that 26,000 people changed their party registration in that month alone.
So it could be the margin of error if it's really close, you know, a month from now.
Try 161,000 Republicans registering as Democrats in Pennsylvania, pushing Democrat Party nomination uh registration over four million for the first time in history.
161,000.
Early birds special.
Paul in Milford, Connecticut.
Welcome to the EIB network.
Hello.
Hi, Rush.
Thank goodness for you and Fox Network.
We never get any true news out of this.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate that.
Hey, listen, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid that a variation of Operation Chaos has been in effect with the phony liberal Democrats for the last 15 years.
And I'll tell you why.
They um they go into states like New York and California and Massachusetts.
They promote all these social programs that raise taxes, and then the phony liberals flee out of those states and come into Connecticut or Nevada or Vermont.
And that's why those states are turning so liberal and so democrat.
Well, I don't know about Vermont.
Uh the Vermont's been liberal for a long, long, long, long, long, long time.
But I get your point.
Uh like people out of Long Island who cannot afford to live there anymore with the uh just the basic cost of living and the housing costs and property taxes and this tax and that tax.
Some are moving in North Carolina.
Some are moving to Florida.
Uh and so you your your point is well taken that there's already a Democrat operation chaos underway because the Democrats are already moving and infiltrating our states.
So maybe your earlier caller was right.
Maybe we need to get some people to move to California.
Yeah, that's what he's got the tit for tat.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Coming up with 250,000 of them would be a challenge.
It would be a challenge, but uh it's worth looking into, as I told the caller who suggested it.
Um uh Dresher, Pennsylvania.
This is Gil.
Nice to have you on the EIB network.
Rush Lindlaugh, it is a pleasure and an honor to speak to the sage of sanity, the potentative conservative pontification.
I am a foot soldier in the uh in in Operation uh Chaos, and I want to let you know I I've got a real serious problem going on.
What's that?
Yesterday, well, yesterday I went and I registered as a Democrat, and I woke up this morning and I had this incredible urge for deep fried uh tofu.
And it won't go away.
Rush, you gotta help me here.
Yeah, well, it's only gonna get worse if you don't get your hands as you get your arms around this.
Deep fried tofu, the next you're gonna ask us for a welfare check, and then you're gonna want food stamps.
Uh Rush, is this contagious?
Then you're gonna start hating the military.
You gotta get your arms around this real fast.
I'm thinking of buying a Prius, Russ.
Right.
No, no, no.
Well, uh d do what you buy buy whatever you want.
Look, I tell you what I'm gonna do.
There's one uh uh we gotta uh uh you need help.
I want you to hang on after this call.
I'm gonna send you an Operation Chaos t-shirt and an Operation Cap, Operation Chaos Cap and a couple of bumper stickers.
Oh, Russia that's gotta be an antidote.
If there is one, that's it, right?
Uh uh course it'll be an antidote.
You put this stuff on the minute you get it.
Now the first shipment's not going to go out until April 4th.
So you gotta toughen up.
You gotta use some discipline.
You might even want to go get some counseling.
You cannot let this happen to you.
I can imagine you had nightmares and so forth after doing this, but you remember this.
You're doing this for our side to win.
You have not.
I imagine many of you are dealing with this challenge.
You have not sold out.
You are not a traitor.
You are not betraying anyone.
You are foot soldiers in Operation Chaos.
You're the infantry, you're the guys in the front lines, you are making it happen.
You know, you you just bring this to a screeching halt at at your uh uh your hunger pangs for tofu.
If it goes any further than that, call me back.
We had a caller who didn't have uh time to stay on the phone.
We didn't have a qu uh didn't have time, we don't have time to put him on the air anyway, but he's got a good idea.
You know, Obama gets back from the Virgin Islands tonight or tomorrow's gonna start a six-day bus tour throughout Pennsylvania.
And the caller's idea was to uh get uh Senator Obama to invite Jeremiah Wright to uh go with him on this six-day bus tour and call it the hate talk express.
A wonderful idea.
One of those things that we at Operation Chaos would champion that we know would never happen.
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