It's Rush Limbaugh, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned, Maha Rushi, behind a golden EIB microphone serving humanity.
Simply by showing up.
It's Friday.
Let's go.
Live from the Southern Command in sunny South Florida.
It's Open Line Friday.
And as I said at the conclusion of the previous busy broadcast hour, we will be taking more phone calls in this hour than I got to.
I just had some stuff ahead of it off my chest.
I still can't get over this.
Liberals think they can win a competence, a competency election.
People destroy everything they touch, from the black family to average Americans' lives, destroying their own ambition, their own potential, making them wards of the state, instilling resentment and hatred, victimhood in as many people as possible.
What the hell's competent?
What the hell is even American about that?
Anyway, here's the number, 800-282-2882, and the email address, rush at EIBnet.com.
Here's a theory for you.
Let me ask you this.
Last Wednesday, the day of the debate, what was everybody talking about?
Bill Clinton's flip-flop on Iraq and how he said in two different occasions, I said on Tuesday in Iowa, that he had always opposed the Iraq war.
And everybody was out finding the quotes to disprove that.
And then what happens?
Then we get this stupid CNN debate Wednesday night.
Guess what?
Nobody's talking about anymore.
They're not talking about Bill Clinton and his inconsistencies and his lying and his normalcy.
And they're not talking about Hillary.
What are we talking about?
We're talking about stupid CNN.
Is it a conspiracy?
I'm not saying it's a conspiracy.
There's something to think about.
Because the Clinton News Network, you don't...
Why, we didn't plant the Brigadier General.
No, of course you didn't plant the Brigadier.
And everybody gets BJs in the Oval Office.
And everybody runs around and cheats on their wife with 45 or 50 women.
Of course, everybody does the.
And of course you didn't plant any of your own questioners at your own appearances.
Mrs. Clinton.
No, of course not.
Just it's a total 100% crock.
I want to go back.
I want to play this montage of gravitas.
I was talking about last hour.
This goes back to the year 2000 and one of the all-time great montages.
This happened within a day of President Bush selecting Vice President Dick Cheney to be his vice presidential running mate.
You are going to hear Al Hunt, Juan Williams, Claire Shipman, Steve Roberts, Vic Fazio, Jeff Greenfield, Jonathan Alter, former Senator Bob Kerry, Margaret Carlson, Mike McCurry, Sam Donaldson, Eleanor Clift, Walter Isaacson, Mark Shields, Judy Woodruff, and Sam Donaldson.
And none of these are repeated.
He is a man who meets all of George W.'s weaknesses, lack of foreign policy experience, lack of gravitas.
I think now when Gore's trying to make the case of lack of gravitas against George W.
Now we look and we see the son who is seeking some gravitas to say to people that he is an intelligent man.
There's been a lot of talk.
They were looking at older candidates, candidates with gravitas.
He's had health problems.
He's worked for a big oil company, but he has the gravitas.
And you can sum it up in one word, stature.
I really believe that George W. Bush needed that perhaps more than anyone in recent memory, because if there is a rap about him, it may go to the gravitas issue.
If the question about Governor Bush was one of weight, or to use the favorite phrase of the moment, gravitas, what he gets is gravitas, a sense of weight, competence, and administrative ability.
I've got to strengthen it in some fashion.
I've got to bring gravitas to his tickets.
He does not need anybody to give him gravitas.
It means that, you know, Bush, Gore has experience in gravitas.
I think he also needs to demonstrate some gravitas, too.
We were put on the tick by former President Bush to give gravitas to the ticket.
Well, Dick Cheney brings congeniality and he brings gravitas.
He does seem to bring some vigor as well as gravitas and stature to the ticket.
It's called gravitas.
A little gravitas.
You certainly have gravitas tonight.
He displayed tonight as certainly gravitas.
Now, I don't care.
I don't care how it happens.
I don't care whether they all got together and decided or one person used it and they all decided to mimic.
They are who they are, and that montage is a good illustration.
You got to hear this.
This is Wednesday on the ESPN Radio Morning Talk Show, the sports show, Mike and Mike in the Morning, where I've been called an idiot and a number of other things.
The fill-in host for one of the mics, Eric Casilius, is talking to the other mic, Golick, and they are discussing the National Football League.
Philadelphia, to me, is a team that's very interesting.
I think it's about time she just came out and said it.
And I don't mean in a rush limbaugh kind of the media is desirous way.
I just mean looking right now in 2007 and saying, are the Eagles better off with A.J. Feely?
Were they better off last year with Jeff Garcia?
I mean, is Donovan McNabb now?
Can we put him in the overrated, not elite quarterback category now?
I got to put him there.
You put him as overrated?
I'm putting them as overrated.
There's the ESPN radio.
This was on ESPN Radio.
I don't think Casilius has been fired yet.
And I don't think Golick has been fired.
I don't think they will be fired because, of course, they distanced themselves from me, not in a media is desirous way.
I mean just looking at it right now.
Well, the host here, HR, overrated him, is saying he's overrated.
But the original, the guy who originally put this possibility out there was me.
And I'll tell you when that happened.
I keep the years run together.
September 28, 2003.
So what's that over four years ago?
But because I had the audacity to sit there and say the media were overrating him for a reason, i.e. social justice, that, of course, that was it.
And ESPN was in my rearview mirror.
So he has to distance himself, but he's still overrated.
So this continued.
Golick says the guy did lead, what, four NFC title games, a Super Bowl?
When you look back at that, T.O. was the better player.
T.O. T.O. played McNabb more than McNabbs.
And they got to the Super Bowl.
When you're the quarterback and you're a favorite and you're at home in the NFC championship game the year before T.O. was there, and you play Carolina, who's an upstart team, and you score three points on offense and you're building when you're favored in the NFC championship game to me.
That started the slide there.
All right.
So continuing to hammer Donovan McNabb.
One of the things that I didn't do was hammer and beat McNabb down when he was hurt.
These guys are just jumping on.
McNabb, he's got a bum ankle.
He's coming off a rebuilt knee.
He's got a jammed thumb.
He hasn't practiced for two days this week.
He's probably not going to be able to play this week.
He wasn't able to play last week.
Now these guys at ESPN, now they dump on him when he's injured.
And when he's hurt, now they're saying he's overrated.
So I guess if you're at ESPN, radio or television, you can sit there and say he's overrated when he can't play well because he's hurt.
But you can't say he's overrated because the media are overrating him because they have some social justice desire.
Golick had the final word on this.
I don't think he's overrated.
I disagree with you.
I think he's inconsistent.
And I think part of that is the knee injury.
I think that hurt him in the beginning of the season.
And there you have it.
So Golik at least a little compassion for the Philadelphia Eagle quarterback, Donovan McNabb.
By the way, the sports drive-bys are all running around speculating this is last year in Philadelphia anyway.
It's over.
Feely's doing well.
They drafted this quarterback first round this year.
Got to groom this guy.
Poor McNabb is being savaged by the drive-by sports media all season long, not by me.
Quick timeout.
We'll be back after this.
Stay with us.
Okay.
You know, folks, I think I'm getting closer to being able to retire because apparently now ESPN agrees with me after all these years since 2003 that Donovan McNabb is overrated.
See, this is the kind of progress that can be made.
If you stick to your principles, don't cave.
When you know you're right, doesn't matter what anybody else thinks or says, stick with it.
Now to the phones, we go to Austin, Texas.
This is Matt.
Nice to have you on the EIB network.
Hi, Rush.
I love you, and I'll tell you why.
In regards to that poll that shows the mental health of Republicans being superior to others.
Yes.
I think wiser words were never said than you are what you eat.
And these poor liberals have been fed a steady diet of doom and guilt and fear, and it shows.
Not to mention that a lot of them, I mean, look at literally what they eat.
They may as well be eating styrofoam.
I mean, everything to them is green this and green that.
But your point is well taken.
Well, and also, on the other hand, why I thank you is that you have put us on your special diet of optimism and hope.
And just like your cat, it not only builds up our health, but helps us resist catching these terrible diseases these liberals have.
Well, thank you.
Thanks very much.
You know, I'm going to say, you know, I maybe should change the word from optimism and hope.
I mean, I like the words, but really what I have is confidence.
I have confidence in this country.
I have confidence, I really do, in a majority of the people of this country.
I obviously have confidence in myself.
And I'll tell you what, folks, I have confidence in you because people like you are the ones that make the country work, not liberal Democrat politicians and not their wards of the state who are sitting out there siphoning as much as they can out of what everybody else produces.
I'm confident.
Now, it doesn't mean that we don't have battles and so forth.
What really disturbs me, you realize how many millions of Americans who will never realize their potential as human beings because they vote Democrat, they vote liberal, because they believe in that stuff, because they allow themselves to become victims and think they're entitled, think everybody else ought to do something for them simply because they're Americans.
This is an attitude that's fostered on them from when they grow up by their parents, liberal Democrat parents, liberal Democrat politicians, then reinforce it.
It's all based on inequality and how unfair that is.
It is polluting.
And there are millions of Americans who will never realize their dreams, will never realize their full potential, will never realize the joy and the thrill of pursuing those dreams because they're not even going to try because nobody has any expectations of them, least of all themselves.
And the people they vote for are as responsible for that as their parents or anybody else.
And so it's understandable.
Your life has no meaning.
You think your life has no sense of purpose.
So what do you do?
Well, you glom on to meaningless hoaxes like global warming or the anti-war movement or animal rights, any of these other little NAMBY-PAMBY causes.
These groups are comprised, for the most part, of miserable, unhappy people who have no meaning and substance in their lives.
They're desperately seeking it.
And they have no idea that it's all inside them.
It's not in a cause.
It's not in an issue.
It's right inside themselves.
But they don't know that.
Nobody's ever told them.
Maybe somebody's told them.
They just reject it.
I don't know.
But all I'm telling you is, is that I'm confident, and I really think with the right kind of leadership.
You remember back in the 80s when Reagan was president, I remember watching people be interviewed by the drive-bys.
And I remember hearing over and over again from different people.
Ronald Reagan makes me feel good about myself.
They weren't saying Ronald Reagan makes me feel good to be an American.
Some of them might have said that.
Makes me feel good about myself.
Now, it wasn't that Reagan was personally in contact with these people, but he had an ability to connect.
And it was his sunny disposition and his love and cheer, joy for America, made people feel proud.
How in the world can anybody who is listening in great detail to any Democrat today describe this country, either domestically or internationally, feel good about themselves, much less about their country?
So I have, I guess my optimism, I mean, it's optimism that I have, but confidence is more appropriate, I think, is a term here to describe my attitude about this country in the future.
I'm trying to, you know, I'm empathizing.
I know what you're saying out there as you're listening.
Yeah, but what if the Democrats win?
We got a problem.
But we can overcome it.
We've overcome liberal Democrats before.
Scott in Bridgeport, West Virginia, I'm glad you called.
Welcome to the EIB Network.
Hello.
Hi, Rush.
Thanks for taking my call.
Longtime listener, first-time caller.
Thank you for that.
If I could, I'd like to make two quick points, and then I'll hang up and just listen for your response, please.
Yes.
The first one is with regards to the debate the other night.
There's a question by Dr. Dunn in Florida about the infrastructure of the United States with regards to bridges and roads being in such poor shape.
Yeah.
What I thought of immediately with that was when Franklin Roosevelt, back in the Depression, started the Tennessee Valley Authority and all these other things to create jobs.
And I didn't know if that was a practical thing for a candidate to look at with proposing.
There was a depression then.
There was a depression.
There was, you know, we're in serious trouble.
We're not in a depression right now.
The reason bridges are collapsing, and they're not, by the way, we've got one major bridge collapse, and now our bridges are collapsing.
Our infrastructure's in trouble.
The Brooklyn Bridge is going to fall.
The Golden Gate Bridge is going to fall.
Our airplanes are falling.
This typical BS.
Our infrastructure may need to be repaired, but the reason it is not being is because politicians who want to get reelected get no big bang out of investing in repairs.
There's no ribbon-cutting ceremony to repair, but you build a new old folks' home or a waste treatment center bridged to nowhere, and you get a blue ribbon ceremony, and you get all kinds of progress, progress.
So we're building all kinds of new buildings, but we're not doing repair.
Blame Washington, sir.
And make work projects.
Not the answer.
I'll answer that in greater detail in a second.
What's your second question?
Aren't you glad you asked?
Yes, I am.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
That's another staged question, by the way, down there.
This infrastructure question is another BS staged question.
Go ahead.
Next question.
The retired military officer who used to carry the nuclear football for President Bush and Clinton, who wrote a book a couple years ago about how Hillary had such disdain for military people and wearing the uniform around her and like that.
Except that they're gay.
Yeah, exactly.
I wonder why none of the Republican candidates have brought up that in her disdain for the military people.
That's because it's primaries time.
Wait for the general.
Depending on the gonads and the guts of our guys, this kind of stuff is going to be brought up.
If they don't, we will.
It's going to be brought up.
Now, one more thing about this make work project business.
That's a great point.
Hillary disdains the military.
Bill Clinton loathes the military.
Don't ask, don't tell was a way to screw up the military.
Pure and simple.
Anyway, about this make work jobs, government, make work jobs program.
We are, how shall I say?
Many states, federal government supposedly in debt, are we not?
And in a lot of places, like in Michigan and other parts of the country, people in the private sector are being laid off.
They are losing their jobs because businesses are in trouble, either being run poorly or the economy in which those businesses function is not thriving or what have you.
Have you ever noticed that a federal employee never gets fired when the government is inefficient, when it's bloated, when it is wasting money, when it is run as badly as any business in this country is being run?
Have you noticed that federal employees never get laid off?
And when they do, have you noticed, except when the government shut down, it's like the end of the world.
Why should government employees and their union, why should they be exempt from the same circumstances that determine employment or unemployment in the private sector?
Rather than more government jobs is my point.
We need fewer government jobs.
We need a smaller bureaucracy and more competence.
I was just watching the Fox News channel and I've got one of these flash alerts up there.
The police have responded to a hostage situation at the Clinton campaign office.
What?
Will they not let the brigadier general go?
I have no idea what this is about, ladies and gentlemen.
A hostage situation at the Clinton campaign office.
Now, there are a gazillion Clinton campaign offices.
I don't know which campaign office this is because it's in Rochester, New Hampshire.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a MSNBC saying there's a bomb threat at the Clinton campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire.
Is that what they're saying?
All right.
We will follow this in the meantime.
Sue in Fort Myers, Florida.
It's nice to have you with us on the EIB network.
Hello.
Thank you, Rush.
It's a pleasure to speak with you.
You bet.
My husband and I have been listening to you for, I don't know how many years since Clinton was in office, and somehow or another we have missed your to understand your reference to Rio Linda, California.
You know, this happens periodically.
I will reference Rio Linda, but there are people who have not heard the explanation now and then.
Very briefly, because most in the audience know what it is.
I moved to Sacramento in 1984, and I was going to start my show there October the 15th.
So I got there a couple weeks early, and I drove around to try to familiarize myself with the community about which I was going to soon be speaking.
So I'm driving around, and I went out to one of the Air Force bases.
I think there were two of them out there, and I now got them confused, but I think this is McClellan.
And anyway, I'm driving around out there, and all of a sudden I come across this one-lane or two-lane road leading into what looks like oblivion.
And the population sign or the city designation sign says Riolinda.
And there's no number there as terms of how many people live there.
Most population signs always are the population.
At least they did when I grew up.
So I figured nobody is willing to admit living here.
So let me go look at it.
And I'm driving down this two-lane road, and I see houses with refrigerators, the doors open on the porch.
I see cars jacked up on concrete blocks in the front yard.
Dogs running around chasing garbage in the front yards.
And I say, whoa, what is this place?
So I went back and I asked people at the radio station, KFPK, what is this Rio Linda place?
And they said, well, it is what it is.
There's some nice areas of it, too, but you just happened to go through.
So I offered after having seen the place, and I used to have a shtick back then of always picking a local community and making fun of it just to, you know, there's a broadcast technique.
So I offered to move there to elevate property values if they would rename the place Limbaugh, California.
And they refused, of course.
I also tried the same thing with West Sacramento, and that bombed out as well.
But ever since, Rio Linda has just been my pet little favorite community to pick on.
Property values have since raised or risen out there.
But you can drive.
You can still see some of the things I saw when you drive through in the town.
So it's just, you know, I love the people of Rio Linda, and I want to make sure they understand what's being discussed on the program.
So I always will change certain or expand certain words definitions so that they are not left out.
It's an act of true compassion by a broadcast specialist.
Okay, thank you.
All right.
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
This is Gus in San Diego.
Gus, appreciate your patience.
Welcome to the EIB network, sir.
Hello.
Yeah, nuclear-powered dittos.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, I know the origin of toad licking that you were talking about last week.
Yes.
And it comes down to a very simple phrase.
I dare you.
All you have to do is just imagine a couple teenagers walking through the woods, and they see a toad, and one of them turns to the other one and says, I dare you to lick it.
Well, maybe as a general definition, but we actually had somebody call this program who gave us the actual origin.
There's an origin for everything we do on the planet.
Somebody had to do it first.
And of course, when you hear about somebody licking the Colorado River toad or whatever it is, you think, would you do that?
You put it in your own context.
You're walking along, you see this frog.
Would you pick it up and lick it?
What I was told by the expert in this said, nobody picked up the frog and licked it.
Back in the days when you ate anything you could catch in order to survive, somebody obviously cooked the frog or ate it in such a way that they discovered that inside the frog was this venom that is a hallucinogen.
And they said, hmm, hubba-hubba.
And so they then decided and discovered through the process of trial and error, they didn't have to eat the thing in order to get the venom.
They could cause it to spew the venom in other ways and thereby keep a constant source of hallucinogen around.
And it probably is traced back.
I think it was told it was traced back to the Native Americans.
Well, I guess lots of things originated that way.
Being hungry can be a great motivator.
Absolutely right.
And in fact, this leads to a lot of the explanation for why certain things like peyote became part of religious ceremonies and practices for Native Americans.
It was what was around when they were back in the early days of even before we got here.
We came and destroyed this great continent.
Thanks, Gus.
Appreciate it.
Deborah in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
Great to have you on the EIB network.
Well, Green Bay Packer, love and dittos to you, Rush.
Thank you.
I am just calling to say, hey, this is my birthday, and it's my anniversary tomorrow.
And I'm just mother of a three rush babies, been with you since the very beginning when you started broadcasting in La Crosse and even met you when you came here on tour.
Really?
Well, I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Well, happy birthday, and I hope it's a happy anniversary.
Oh, it always is.
My husband is just great.
He's the one who first found you and turned me on like within hours of finding you, and we've been happy listeners ever since.
Terrific.
Yeah, I'm just calling to talk about the Packer game last night.
And, oh, well, better luck next time because I'm sure they'll meet up again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you've got to look at this long term.
Did you watch it on the NFL network?
I am sorry, but I live way out in the sticks, and I don't get the NFL network.
But I did listen the old-fashioned way.
All right.
Well, one of the things that they were doing throughout the game last night, the NFL network, was putting up the division leaders and their records, going into the game last night as a Cowboys 10-1 and the Packers 10-1.
And then you go all the way down to the other divisions, and those division leaders are 7-4, 6-5.
There are teams in the NFC still in a wildcard hunt at 5-6.
Isn't that scary?
No, it's just disappointing.
It really is.
It is disappointing in the sense that there's two or three elite, well, there's one really elite team, two or three really good teams, and then after that, it's a crapshoot every week.
You know what you're going to get.
But regardless, the point is that the Packers could lose this game.
They may not get home field advantage, but you never know.
There's a whole month to go in the season here, and anything can happen.
What you want to take out of that, you didn't see the game, but what you want to take out of this game is the Packers got jobbed on two bad calls.
Now, bad calls.
Yes, I agree.
They sounded bad over the radio.
They did.
They got job, but that's part of the game.
The point is, they were in this game even without Favre and without Woodson and without KGB.
And they learned a lot about Aaron Rodgers last night that he can play.
Yeah, he was great.
He really improved it.
I think Packers fans, it's distressing and disappointing to see Favre get hurt like he did.
But that's what it is, too.
But I'll tell you, there was a pass interception.
The first...
The first one or the second one that Favre threw.
Is that what you're talking about?
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking about pass interference call.
Oh, that one.
Well, no, there was an interference.
Alright.
Al Harris.
Al Harris literally stole a ball from T.O., but they blew the whistle dead, and so you couldn't review it.
I mean, when the whistle blows, that's that.
And then the wrong official blew happens.
And then the pass interference call toward the third quarter, that was really not pass interference, but it was ruled out.
And that was a 42-yard penalty.
But the play that broke the Packers' back last night, third and 19 from their own nine-yard line, and they made a first down on a bomb.
But, you know, you're 10-2.
Every other team in the league other than New England and Dallas would love to be where you are.
Oh, I know.
Oh, and I know.
And I know that they're going to finish out the season in grand style.
I just hope Favre can come back.
He's just been great, but Aaron is absolutely.
He'll be back.
And no, Snerdley, there's only one elite team in the National Football League.
And that's the New England Patriots.
It's just the way it is.
Here's the tears.
You've got the Patriots, then you have the Packers and the Cowboys and the Steelers.
And then Cleveland's coming up.
The elite?
Well, the Colts, I got a bad feeling about Colts.
I've got Marvin Harris is not going to play this weekend again.
Do you think they're on self-destruct?
No, no, don't think they're on self-destruct.
I don't think anything's wrong with Manning, but they've lost Dwight Freeney.
That's a huge loss in the defensive end.
And they're just, you know, this show is on in every major market in this country, including Indianapolis.
And I don't want to make anybody mad there.
I love the Indianapolis Colts, and it's amazing what they've done there.
It's just, to me, they may be getting a little old.
Just and it happened to the Steelers after their four Super Bowl runs.
They had the Buffalo Bills.
It's a fact of life because we all get old.
Oh, sure.
Notwithstanding the environmental movement.
But you'd still have to put the Colts as an elite team in the AFC, but not the.
There's one elite team.
And of course, the Colts take the field.
You're going to bet them to win.
You give the points.
So there's still a factor.
I don't misunderstand what I'm saying here, folks.
I just, I'm a fan.
A little bit of a queasy feeling about this.
It's a little tougher for them to beat teams.
They ought to be smoking.
Back in a sec.
Hang on here.
They have an armed man taking people hostage at our campaign headquarters.
Is this still Massachusetts that we're talking about where this is happening, the Clinton campaign headquarters?
I'm sorry, New Hampshire.
Okay, New Hampshire.
Somebody's taking somebody at gunpoint hostage at a Clinton campaign headquarters.
It's Rochester, New Hampshire.
Is that what they're saying?
Whatever, it's in New Hampshire.
Now, folks, I don't deny this serious.
But we also know that nothing that happens with the Clintons is coincidence.
We also know that they are a week ahead of everybody else.
So that's it.
I will let you come up with the questions and conclusions on your own.
Ingrid in San Jose, California, welcome back to the EIB Network.
Yes, Hiroshima.
It's been a long time since we've been in the middle of.
Yes, it has.
Yeah, I missed a year.
I mean, one of your producers called me and cursed me with four-letter words.
I thought I'd gone to hell.
But anyway, here I am and talking to you.
And I'm surprised that you're still in lockstep with everything this Republican administration is doing.
You know, when they lost big in 2006, I saw a short clip with you on television, and you promised not to carry water for them anymore.
happened.
I'm not carrying water for them.
Well, that's all you're doing on the radio.
No, I'm not carrying water for anybody.
I'm standing up for my country.
Well, isn't that what the Democrats are doing?
They're speaking the truth.
The Democrats, whether they know it or not, they are trying to reshape and destroy this country and rebuild it in their own image.
The Democrats angry.
This is going to not work.
You guys have to be a lot of people in the last seven years.
And nobody wants to hear what you have to say because I'm the host.
I'm telling you, it is the Democrats that are bankrupting this country.
No, no, Rush, listen.
The Republican South is the ones that have the majority of the beat people.
Yeah, you were saying that, you know, you were talking about the Democrats.
Look what they need.
I'm just reading along with you.
The Republicans in the South, the majority live in the South.
Oh, yeah, the racists, those evangelicals, those people with the Confederate flags.
I know who you mean.
No, The ones that vote for the Bush administration.
The ones that vote for the Bush.
What's the difference in your mind?
You know what?
Did you submit a question via YouTube to the Democrat debate at CNN by any chance, Ingrid?
No, unfortunately, I didn't.
Because you know what?
You guys don't like to hear the other party because we're just not even part of this country in your eyes.
You guys want one administration, one leader, one trainer.
Ingrid, what?
You know, I saw.
Ingrid, you're reminding me.
You're bringing up bad memories.
Yeah, because I speak the truth.
Let me tell you.
Ingrid, Ingrid.
And I can't believe you as a grown-up man.
Ingrid, you wouldn't know the truth if it pulled your pants down and spanked you.
Oh, my God.
Which I am about to do here.
You're using fear.
Well, not the pants business, but the spanking that's coming up.
Ingrid, Ingrid.
In lockstep with you again.
Oh, come on.
Nobody's in lost.
Ingrid, don't talk to me about lockstep, Ingrid.
You are the ones that are in lockstep.
You're the ones that have conviction.
You don't think about anything.
Everything's real.
Ingrid, let me tell you what bothers me about you.
It pains me.
It hurts my heart.
It breaks my heart that you're so close-minded.
You are an American, and you are so filled with anger and so filled with rage.
I'm not running the country.
I don't lead.
Well, I'm running the country, but I'm not an official leader.
And all you wanted is talk to me about, you know, come in, typical liberal, try to impugn my credibility on something.
It's only because I'm a threat to you.
I really wish you'd open your eyes.
I really wish you would join the rest of the people in this country and be happy.
Try to anyway.
Try to realize the joys and the benefits and the true, just express some gratitude for the fact that you live in this country from wherever you came.
Instead of being so angry and upset all the time, it's got to be devastating to you.
It's got to make your life ruinous, miserable, and unhappy.
And I really resent when you're all unhappy and miserable as someone.
You call here and take it out on me.
Ha!
Welcome back, El Rush Bolt, Cutting Edge Societal Evolution.
I told you, folks, they force everybody onto all these drugs and they don't know diddly squat.
Latest medical news, cholesterol seen tied to heart disease, not stroke.
Researchers aiming to establish whether high cholesterol raises the risk of stroke said yesterday they're baffled by findings indicating lower cholesterol levels were not linked to reduced stroke deaths.
Researchers found no relationship between total cholesterol levels and risk of stroke death, especially at older ages among people with higher blood pressure.
One of the researchers said, Dr. Sarah Lewington, I think all we can say is that we don't really understand what's going on here.
Really?
By the way, an armed man at New Hampshire campaign headquarters of the Hillary Clinton campaign.
No information as to who my money is on a disgruntled husband.