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Sept. 19, 2007 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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September 19, 2007, Wednesday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush 24-7 podcast.
This is just hilarious.
This, this, this is going to be another circus out there.
It's the last thing we need, but what's happening out there in Las Vegas today is hilarious.
Lawyer press conferences after the OJ bail hearing today, and Jimmy Kimmel's guy somehow has weaseled his way into the view of the camera right next to the lawyer.
He's missing four or five front teeth.
He's got a t-shirt on.
He says, OJ07.
And a captain says, I love famous people.
He's applauding the attorney when he says, I don't think the attorney knows who the guy is.
And if you don't know who he is, it just looked like some idiot that showed up and wormed his way into the press conference.
Anyway, greetings, folks.
Great to have you with us.
Here we are on Wednesday, the fastest week in media, the Rush Linbaugh program.
Great to have you with us.
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Well, well, well, folks, it is percolating out there.
And I, your doctor of democracy and truth detector, intend to worm my way through all of this intricately woven web of deceit that the drive-by media is continuing to put forth.
This is what we do each and every day.
A couple lighthearted items here to start.
Janet Reno's new CD is in the stores now, folks.
It's a three CD album of historical songs from Janet Reno debuted yesterday.
Song of America.
The 52 history book that Reno helped Shepard is in the stores now.
The Miami Herald is reported.
I don't know if she does a duet with Barry Manilow on this CD.
Trucker's Favorites.
No, no.
Janet Reno wouldn't be on any Trucker's Favorites list.
Alicia Silverstone.
You know, she starred in a movie called Clueless.
Alicia Silverstone will appear nude in a television commercial set to debut today in Houston for PETA.
Alicia Silverstone in the birthday suit for PETA.
You know, I read this and I got to thinking, folks, we may have been too hard on this group in the past, PETA.
We may want to encourage this group to take campaigns like this nationwide, not just in Houston.
This is something I think a lot of people would be interested in seeing what PETA's doing.
Also in Seattle, they've got a new street car in South Lake Union, and they're calling it a trolley.
And the acronym for it is Slut.
South Lake Union Trolley.
And nobody's going to change it.
So in Seattle, you can ride the slut.
Judge, you can jump on the slut.
You can ride the slut.
I mean, you can have all kinds.
You can do anything you want on the slut.
In Seattle.
Don't you love it?
When they figured out the acronyms, well, it's here to stay.
We are not going to change it.
The Reverend Jackson was in South Carolina yesterday, called on Democrats seeking the 2008 nomination for president to give South Carolina voters something to vote for when they go to the polls in January.
He's a statewide tour that the Reverend Jackson is conducting to register new voters.
He said South Carolina will determine who has momentum in the primary when it votes on January 29th.
The big news coming out of the Reverend Jackson's appearance was that he said in being critical of Senator Barack Obama that Barack Obama is acting like he's white.
Jackson said he's been a tepid response.
Obama's had a tepid response to six black juveniles' arrest on attempted murder charges in Jenna, Louisiana.
The Reverend Jackson said that if I were a candidate, I'd be all over Jenna.
Jenna's a defining moment, just like Selma was a defining moment.
He said that he did not recall making the acting like he's white comment about Obama, stressing he only wanted to point out the candidates had not seized an opportunity to highlight the latest racial incident, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, another liberal questioning the authenticity, ladies and gentlemen, of Barack Obama, the magic negro.
Ah, yes, that's well-known white comedian Paul Shanklin as the Reverend Sharpton there, Barack the Magic Negro on the heels of the Reverend Jackson saying that Barack Obama is acting like he's white in not dealing with civil rights cases and events that are happening all over the country.
I love that because, you know, Reverend Al goes off the lyric line there.
He just can't stay on the lyric line and start protesting in the recording session.
And then, of course, you had the chorus trying to drown out of Alas as they keep singing.
Santa Cruz, California, they've got a smoking ban out there.
You can't smoke in public in parks.
However, they're going to lift the ban in Santa Cruz.
They're going to make an exception to the no-smoking ban.
It's less than two years old.
It will be lifted temporarily for medical marijuana users to medicate at San Lorenzo Park during next week's Woe Men's Alliance for Medical Marijuana Annual Festivals.
They're going to lift the smoking ban five hours during the smoke-in for medical marijuana.
And here, this is from CNN.
Immigrant children struggle with America's junk food.
Adrian McCarg grew up active and skinny in Kingston, Jamaica, enthusiastic swimmer.
He had the pristine waters of the Caribbean for a playground until two years ago when he and his family left a Caribbean playground and moved to Atlanta.
I will always cook a healthy dinner, said the 13-year-old's mother.
When he came here, I think the fascination of having all this food that we couldn't afford in Jamaica that was really not available, it was kind of new to him.
So the kids out there, he's torqued up, he's bloated up, he is out there eating American fast food.
And this is a challenge.
The CNN story says this is a challenge for immigrant children.
They are struggling with American junk food.
Well, you know what?
This might be, turn this around on them.
Literal liberal idiocy can be turned right around on them.
It's time to use the sob story liberalism against these people.
America really is a bad place.
It's a horrible place.
It could kill your children.
The food that you will find when you come here is going to bloat you up.
It's going to lead to diabetes.
It's going to lead to heart disease.
Your kids are going to die if you come to America.
Spread the word, folks, back after this.
Yippee.
Yip, yip, yip, yip.
Yippee.
Way to go, Snerdley.
First call of the day.
We got somebody once talking about O.J. Simpson, and I want to take it now and move it along.
This is AJ in Houston.
Hello, AJ.
Nice to have you with us.
How are you doing?
Mega Mega, Mega Dittos to you, sir.
Thank you very much.
It's great to have you on the program.
And sir, I appreciate you out there fighting for us because ain't nobody else doing it.
But, Rush, I want to understand one thing.
How is it that our government and our city officials can sit by and just tarnish this man?
And they got terrorists running around our cities and they ain't even thinking about taking their passport.
Illegal immigrants.
They ain't thinking about taking their passport.
How can you do this, man, like this?
How can the American people put up with this, Rush?
This is not right, man.
American people got to wake up and cut all this bull crap out and take our country back and get these illegals out of here, man.
And they're doing OJ.
They're stumping him in the ground.
But OJ, he's crazy enough to get his butt back into this crazy stuff, but it still don't make sense.
You're going to take his passport and you ain't going to take these other people's passport.
Is something wrong with this bitch of Rush?
Or is I'm crazy?
Which one is it, man?
No, I don't think you're crazy.
I think you're perhaps one of the most brilliant people we've had on the program.
I would never have thought without your call to link OJ Simpson to illegal immigration via his passport being taken from him.
But that's an interesting route that you've taken there to illustrate the illegal immigration problem, plus with all those terrorists running around the country, as you say.
And they're treating OJ like he's more dangerous than those guys when he's, you know, he was acquitted in that trial or whatever you think.
He was acquitted.
I'm sickening to have these people in America.
We sit back and black folk, I'm tired of them too, because of the point that we're jumping on bandwagons that don't even matter.
If you talk to the average black man, he don't want to talk about politics.
It don't matter if you ask them what's going on.
They can't kill you, but they want stuff to happen.
The Mexicans coming together, they getting stuff done.
Black man left on the tolling pole.
I don't know where he at no more.
I can't even see where we're going to go, Rush.
We don't get the pants off our kids' buttons.
We walk around looking stupid, but we want somebody to hire us.
Rush, come on, man.
Jesse, all them, they keep the black folk down.
I don't know why black men didn't keep thinking.
Jesse Jackson now, something the best thing since glue.
Man, if these black folks don't wake up, they're going to be lost in the shuffle, baby.
And I'm tired of it, baby.
I got a son coming up, and I'm schooling him every moment of the way.
Because I'm telling you, if we don't take America back, they're going to kill us, man.
They got our prayers out to school.
God and trust off the money.
How is these politicians letting this happen?
American people, you better wake up, get these suckers out of office, and we got to get somebody in there that's quit lying to us.
Black folk let them come in their churches and lie to them.
Get in the churches, they sell them into them.
They ain't giving the black folks, man.
These people got to wake up.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry, but it's time for America to get mad.
I'm tired of all this crazy crap, Rush.
You doing your best, but I'm going to tell you, Rush, it's only three of y'all can do it.
You, Hannity, and Savage.
Y'all the only one that's saving the world, man.
And y'all need to come together and get these people together.
And let's overcome this government and get this stuff on the road, man.
That's the only way it's going to happen, Rush.
And I'm sorry, sir.
I just had to get it out.
Well, you, I appreciate the value of all of us inventing.
And do you feel better?
Sir?
Do you feel better having Vanderlayer?
I mean, I know a lot of people out there, I'm sure, agree with what you've just had to say.
Sir, I feel better, but Rush, I'll be better when action is opposed.
I'm more like an action man.
I was in Detroit for years.
Detroit is a piece of crap.
The man let Detroit go down like it's nothing.
People living in there like, you know, oh, everything is hooky-dory.
People, look around your city.
The dog-common movies are taking over.
You're letting them do it.
And your city looks like trash.
Your man is taking money from your jobs.
Y'all don't have jobs.
You ain't got nothing going for your kids.
It's a mess in Detroit.
And then you got that Senator Levin coming on talking about the war.
You fool, you need to get your state together.
That's what you need to do.
I mean, Rush, I can go on, baby, but I know other people got to get on, sir.
And I appreciate it, sir.
And you keep the good work up.
And you, Henley, the Zavage, get together, baby.
And I believe y'all can overcome this government, baby.
Hey, AJ, what do you do for a living?
I'm in air condition, sir.
Air condition business.
Hey, you had air conditioning business.
Cool.
All right.
Very good.
Well, look at it.
In Houston, you know, we got to have it.
No kidding.
Sometimes I'm almost done around.
All right, look, AJ, thanks so much for the phone call.
I really appreciate it.
I love your passion, man.
I love your passion.
Rush, keep it up, baby, and try y'all three get together and let's overcome this government.
They look like they ain't doing nothing for us, baby.
And y'all the only ones.
If that happened, they'd start talking about a conspiracy out there.
We can handle it here, A.J.
We have, we got it.
We got it under control.
Well, let's do it, baby.
Let's do it.
All right, pal.
All right, thanks for that.
Thanks, AJ.
Keep it cool on there in Houston.
That's A.J. in Houston, who originally called about O.J. Simpson, upset that O.J. having his passport taken away while terrorists and illegal immigrants are running around the country not being pursued and not having their passports taken away.
Since we're on the so we had a we had the Reverend Jackson saying that Barack Obama is acting too white.
Here's a story from the Charlotte Observer.
Four years ago, Aaron Polky, an African-American lawyer from Charleston, lined up behind John Edwards, but now he's backing Barack Obama.
Edwards has already had his chance, Polkie says.
Obama's a breath of fresh air.
Defections like his are a big reason.
Edwards trails Obama and Hillary, not only among African Americans, but among all Democrats in South Carolina.
So the news continues to be bad for every one of these nominees except Mrs. Clinton, who continues to skyrocket being propelled and aided by sycophantic coverage in the drive-by media.
Let's go to Cape Coral, Florida, since we're on a roll here on the phone.
This is Joe.
Joe, welcome to the program, sir.
Great to have you with us.
Good afternoon, Rush Megadittos.
You bet.
About 10 years ago, you had an article or story on your program about Hillary Clinton, Drug Task Force, being fined over $300,000 for not keeping the proper records of all of her meetings.
Yeah, I think that's right.
Why don't we ever hear about that anymore?
Everybody talks about Dick Cheney's secret meetings.
Nobody ever talks about Hillary's.
Of course not.
Well, you mean, of course, in the drive-by media, the mainstream media, and they're not going to.
You know, the fix is in here.
She is their candidate.
Absolutely.
But I'm going to tell you, there's going to be, you know, we're not going to need these people.
Look at folks, this is going to be a long, arduous path to defeating Mrs. Clinton in this healthcare proposal.
And as I said yesterday, it's going to require going back to fundamentals.
And I think one of the, if I may get serious here for a moment, I opened the program today in a jocular mood.
The jocular mood continues.
But if I may get serious for a moment, you know, simplicity is the simplest way to make a persuasive argument.
And as Shakespeare said, brevity is the soul of wit.
There's one word that we can boil all of Mrs. Clinton's proposals and policies and all of the liberals' proposals and policies down to.
And that one word will tell us why we oppose all of them, the people and their policies.
And the word is freedom.
It's just that simple.
Liberalism and this current crop of Democrat candidates is out to take as much day-to-day freedom from you as possible.
We're not necessarily talking about constitutional freedoms, just freedoms to live our lives.
That's the objective.
And the simplest way to explain what they want to do to people is to simply use that word freedom.
Do you like it?
Do you want to keep it?
It's threatened by today's Democrats.
And at the same time, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
Back to the phones we go.
This is Eddie in Colleen, Texas.
Hi, Eddie.
Thanks for calling.
Great to have you on the program.
Did it was Rush.
Thank you.
Just had a question for you.
Everybody's always talking about how our economy is going to tank, and everybody was worried about the housing market and everything.
Yet we went up, what, 300 to 500 points yesterday.
And just noticed on the Drudge report the other day that the British economy is having a hard time.
In fact, they had a bank run.
And just got me curious to why our economy is doing so good versus theirs, if they want to live there and enjoy Britain or so forth, so on.
Just a question if you could answer that.
Why is our economy doing good versus theirs in the UK?
Well, yeah, pretty much.
I mean, everybody's always talking about how our economy is going to collapse and everything.
And then, but you have a follow-up.
Let me explain that.
Let me explain.
I'd give you two illustrations of that, too.
The thing that you've got to understand here, folks, and I, frankly, I thought I had made this clear, patently, brilliantly clear in recent weeks and months.
The drive-by media is obsessed with keeping you in crisis, filled with angst, anxiety, despair.
They want you thinking you're going to die, that they're going to foreclose on your house, that the fast food you're eating is going to kill you, that global warming is going to destroy your kids' future.
There will be no good news reported in the drive-by media.
That's not in the narrative right now.
The news is all negative and it's all bad.
Let me give you two stirring, striking examples.
Eddie here is correct.
The Fed cut a couple interest rate points, a couple interest rates, a half point yesterday, which was more than the quote-unquote experts were expecting.
And as a result of that, the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the NASDAQ went through the roof.
300 plus points, 330 plus points.
On the Dow Jones, it's up another 107.
Well, it was last time I looked, and that was not recently.
NASDAQ was up again 20 today.
Excited the markets.
Well, that's good news, but no, it's not.
First from the Los Angeles Times today, a story by David Lazarus.
Fed's rate cut may be bad news for some.
Oh, yes.
If Tuesday's larger-than-expected cut in interest rates makes it cheaper and easier for people to get loans, that could be bad news for Yusufa Toure.
By his estimate, Long Beach resident Toure, 27, owes about $93,000 in card, phone, utility, and hospital bills.
When my bills come, I know I don't have any money to pay them, so I don't bother to pay them anymore.
Nevertheless, Yusufa Toure said he gets pitches from credit card issuers in the mail almost every day.
If those pitches become a smidge more attractive because of lower interest rates, he said he may just be tempted to go even deeper in the hole.
It's amazing.
It keeps saying no, and they just keep making more offers.
For consumers, the rate cut will mean lower mortgages for some, but also lower credit card rates and lower rates for auto loans.
Oh, no.
The crisis of low rates.
And for those who aren't careful, it could result in even more debt for a country that's already drowning in consumer debt.
So you see, the Fed cuts rates.
Stock market goes through the roof.
New confidence in the economy ignites.
The drive-by media has to point out it could be the end of your financial solvency.
NBC Nightly News did the same thing.
Brian Williams wondered last night if it is good for everyone.
And the correspondent that they use at NBC Nightly News, Kevin Tibbles, said, experts say beware of the downside of an economic upturn.
Beware of the downside of an economic upturn.
So this, ladies and gentlemen, explains why whatever news that is positive and good, especially that could be attributed to policies of either the White House or Republicans, it's going to be smeared, and you are going to be told, don't be fooled.
The economy may be looking good, but that's bad news for you because it may lead you into deeper debt.
As one market watcher, this is Brian Williams introducing the money honey, Maria Bartieromo, yesterday.
As one market watcher put it today, the Federal Reserve just might have saved Christmas.
The Fed today jumped in to try to prevent a recession to try to keep credit card bills down and mortgage rates down and just maybe save the housing market.
But will it work?
The Fed cut a key interest rate today for the first time in four years.
They cut the rate by half a point.
Now stands at 4.75%.
Stock market loved it.
Shot up 300 points because it's good for business.
But is it good for everyone?
And how soon will we know?
Anyway, Bartaromo gave a pretty upbeat market analysis.
The next segment of the nightly news focused on how our lower rates will help the soft housing market and other sectors of the economy impacted by consumers.
Unfortunately, correspondent Kevin Tibbles exposed some dry rot.
But experts say beware of the downside of an economic upturn.
More demand for oil, for example, could make heating homes this winter an expensive proposition.
And then Tibbles went and spoke with a futures trader who provided the obligatory doomy on gloomy forecast.
He said, I don't want to soft-soak it for the people who are paying heating bills.
They're going to be probably paying record high prices, especially if you heat your home with heating oil.
You're going to be very vulnerable.
If we have a cold winter, we can see prices like we have never seen before.
So learn it, love it, live it.
After great news and great performance in the stock market yesterday, the drive-bys simply have to run out and find the bad news, and it's absurd.
It is literally ridiculous.
I will guarantee you, were a Clinton or any Democrat in the White House, and this had happened yesterday, you wouldn't get one shred of a warning about the possible bad news for you in the middle of an economic upturn.
It's really shameless.
It's journalistic malpractice.
And they think nobody spots it.
This is their narrative.
This is their template.
Is how they go about trying to keep you constantly on the edge of your chair and worried in doom and gloom.
Look, there's a piece here that I have from the UK Daily Mail.
And it really dovetails with what I just said.
Here's the headline, Revealed, the Secret to True Happiness.
And this is a story by, it's actually a column, I guess, by Maeve, M-A-E-V-E, and I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right.
Heron, H-A-R-A-N.
And I assume that this is an infobabe.
I'm just guessing that that's a female name.
Why aren't I happier?
Sometimes seems the anthem of our age.
We look for happiness everywhere through work, through success, through our choice of partner, even in our home.
And when we don't find it, we turn to shrinks, to life coaches, even to television, for makeover shows.
It's the great contradiction of our times.
We have a better lifestyle.
We have more holidays, newer cars, more disposable income than any previous generation, yet we're unhappier than ever with a constant stream of statistics about stress, depression, loneliness, and even suicide.
Hey, Maeve, could that constant stream of negative information be the source of people's unhappiness?
Could it be the drivel and a bilge that you people in the media put out day in and day out that is keeping people upset and unhappy and unsatisfied and all the rest?
Another piece of research found that we have fewer than half the number of friends that we had in the 60s.
Of course, there are some good reasons for our anxiety.
We live in a world where change is fast and we can't control it.
Work is pressured, blah, So while she goes on and on here about, well, I don't understand, things have never been better and we're miserable.
And she cites the reasons to be miserable later on in the piece.
It's brilliant.
Psychological ploy by the drive-bys.
Making contact with other human beings makes you feel instantly better, she says.
You know, it's a story from the UK, but you can apply this to the United States as well.
And I'll tell you, let's just stipulate for the sake of discussion that we are more affluent than ever.
Our lifestyles are advanced.
We do have more time off.
Everybody's got new cars.
Go on vacation, whatever.
And yet people still find reason.
I think people, human nature look for reasons to be unhappy.
Some people have a fear of success.
You know how a fear of success manifests itself?
Somebody becomes successful, oh, this isn't real.
This isn't going to last.
This is not genuine.
That's fear of success.
I myself have never had that fear, but a lot of people do.
It's based on insecurity.
It's based on this can't be really, I'm not good enough to be this.
This is an accident.
It's going to go.
Human nature is oriented toward the pessimistic, and these people in the drive-bys are feeding it.
But there's something else here.
For people that are going through life with all kinds of life aids and life comforts, disposable income and this sort of thing, if there's no meaning to someone's life, I don't care what they have and who they know, their lives are not going to be happy.
And I think, you know, with the efforts that have been made in this country for years and in the UK, it's even worse, to get God out of any public discussion, reference, whatever.
People that do not know and do not have a comforting confidence that there are things in life larger than themselves are destined to be miserable.
And I frankly think that this explains much of the derangement and psychological attitude that we find in today's liberals.
Because in themselves, they are the center of the universe.
Their thoughts, their desires, their dreams, their wishes, what they want for themselves and for you.
That's their world.
That's their focus.
And of course, you're never going to be happy if you have that kind of an ego where everything revolves around you.
When you think that what you want for yourself and everybody else is the only answer, you are destined to be miserable and angry for a whole host of reasons, and that's them.
They have nothing.
Look at, they come up with all kinds of false gods.
It could be a tree.
It could be the planet.
It could be any number of things.
And those false gods give them no comfort because those false gods are tangible things.
And gods are not tangible.
Not in the sense that God is not tangible in the sense we all are spiritual.
Now, if you have no idea that there are things much larger in life than yourself, and if you have no ability to invest faith in that concept, you are destined to be miserable.
Now, who is it that's putting all these news statistics?
It's liberals.
One of the things they want is for everybody to be like them.
That's part of their superiority.
And so if they're miserable, by God, you're going to be.
And here's the reason why.
Yeah, stock market, great news yesterday, but it could ruin you because you're just a little slub.
You're a plebe.
And you're so stupid, you're going to go out with this new interest rate cut, and you're going to start borrowing money left and right.
And you have no clue when you're going to go into further into debt.
And we need regulations to keep you from being stupid.
They're also mad that everything they believe never works, folks, and they know this.
Every philosophy they have fails.
It's understandable that they are mad.
The trick is to understand it when you watch anything they do, anything they say, any news that they report.
We'll be back.
Stay with us.
You know, if you guys are going to do that in there, you could at least wear something a little bit more seductive.
You would not believe, during that last brilliant monologue, you would not believe what was going on right in front of my eyes, ladies and gentlemen, through the glass.
I will describe it for you as best I can, given that this is a family program.
Today is Dawn's birthday.
And two of her friends showed up with what?
Some weeds.
Looks like, well, flowers.
And, oh, those are from us.
Oh, yeah, I knew that.
And anyway, so these are all three beautiful women, folks.
I don't mean to tease you, but it's God's truth.
And they're up there doing these dances with each other.
And I know it was just to taunt me, and I ignored it during that last brilliant monologue.
But, you know, I'm looking for a story here.
It's going to be real.
There's a movement out there, Strippers for Ron Paul.
Honest to God, strippers for Ron Paul.
Not that these women were stripping.
Don't misunderstand, folks.
I don't want to create the wrong prayer.
What did I do with this?
The strippers for Ron Paul because he's a libertarian.
And strippers don't want any government agency telling them what they can and can't do, where they can and can't do it, what they have to wear, what they don't want to wear.
So Strippers for Paul is an official organizer.
What did I do with it?
I knew it's right here.
It was right behind the Clinton story.
Clinton went out to give an energy speech in Brentwood, California yesterday, and the lights went out at the house where he was speaking, and they had to light up a bunch of candles and nobody could see anybody.
I thought that was hilarious.
Well, he was the one giving the speech, but supposedly when the lights went off.
By the way, Ladies and gentlemen, you think that I am a little bit exaggerational and over the top on my warnings to you that the drive-bys and liberals want to take away some of your freedom.
Listen to this.
This is from the ABCNews.com blog.
Democrat presidential candidate Bill Richardson called today for obese Americans to be brought under the protection of the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Bill Richardson, fat is a disability.
Do you understand this, ladies and gentlemen?
Fat people can't control it, can't help themselves.
They need to be covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act.
The funny thing about this is he's obviously making a move for the obese vote.
And I thought Hillary had that wrapped up.
Now, this is interesting to me because apparently the fat vote is still up for grabs out there, so to speak.
I thought Hillary had that demo locked up, but apparently not because Bill Richardson here making a move.
Fat votes up for grabs, apparently.
And Richardson trying to corner the market here in a fat vote by suggesting they need to be covered under the Americans with disability.
I'm not making this up, folks.
Not enough time to be fair with a caller.
Those of you on hold, please stay there.
We'll get to you as quick as possible.
Here it is.
The issue at hand is strippers for Ron Paul.
Why would the adult entertainment industry support such an obvious Christian as Ron Paul?
It's because he understands the proper role of government in the U.S. of America.
Shouldn't dictate morality.
This is from a blog out there.
And strippers for Ron Paul.
So we hope his candidacy holds on for a while.
It's getting interesting out there.
Here's a case in Moscow, Idaho.
Somebody in an SUV actually had an accident.
I'm not blaming the SUV.
First time in memory, a carnival worker who had a phone poll with his SUV blamed the crash on two friends having sex in a back seat.
According to a probable cause affidavit, he said the movement of the sex in the back seat caused the SUV to become tippy.
He lost control of it.
So you know what's going to happen now?
The government will mandate warnings on your sun visor up there, warning sex in the rear of vehicle will cause it to be tippy.
And you can hit phone poll.
Yeah, it was a head-on collision, too, from what I understand.
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