We're going to get to the Sir Mixilot song here in just a second.
Welcome back, Rush Limbaugh, the EIB Network.
It is Friday, live from New York City.
It's open live Friday.
And we go over the phone to telephone number 800-282-2882.
Go to the phones.
The show is yours.
You can talk about that, whichever you wish to talk about.
I don't have to care about it.
I don't have to be interested in it.
And it's always fun.
It's one of the big days we look forward to.
I identified incorrectly the title of the song by Sir Mixilot as I Like Big Butt.
That's a lyric line.
The actual title of the Sir Mixilot tune is Baby Got Back.
I'm not going to play it right now, just a couple of minutes, because I just learned something.
And right as the last hour was ending, I see H.R. feverishly pacing in there on his cell phone.
And I know what that means.
When HR has taken a phone call during the show, it means the media is on the warpath.
And lo and behold, guess what we just learned?
The Wizards at the Today Show plan on Monday to do a big expose on my parody tune, Barack the Magic Negro.
Now, this first aired on March 21st.
This is May 18th.
By the time they get around to doing their profile, it'll be two months old as a story.
In these two months, I have spent countless minutes on this program explaining the genesis of the parody.
I have gone line by line translating it and explaining it, demonstrating that everything in it is based on fact and words that were uttered by liberals.
In this period of time, Barack Obama has laughed it off and called it dumb.
In this period of time, Al Sharpton, just last week, I think it was this week we had the audio soundbite, where Sharpton was asked about it.
He said, Limbaugh has the right to do this.
I mean, he's attacking individuals.
He's not going after gender or race entirely.
He's attacking an individual and so forth.
It's all based on Sharpton's admitted jealousy of Obama's being lauded and loved and being called clean and articulate by Joe Biden.
Now, I doubt NBC knows any of this.
There's a reason that NBC is interested in this today.
They're probably tired of going wall-to-wall immigration.
Secondly, there is a column that ran today in the Houston Chronicle, and I own Houston.
We just got the latest ratings, and I own Houston.
I don't remember this guy's name, but there are so many facts in this piece that are wrong.
In fact, in this piece, this guy refers to the video that Paul Shanklin and I put together of Barack the Magic Negro.
And I just want to warn you at NBC, like we had to warn these people at Channel 13 in Sacramento.
If you purport to say that any video with this parody song has anything to do with me, you are in for some trouble because we don't do videos here at the EIB Network.
It's a radio show.
I do have a website, but we don't produce videos here other than videos starring me created by my Dittocam as I'm sitting here now hosting this excursion into broadcast excellence.
Now, here's what we're going to do.
I just gave HR the marching orders.
I want you to go Dean down at Coco Jr. at the website, get the most recent broadcast day, get the transcript of my explaining the genesis of this line by line of the song translation, the soundbites of Al Sharpton, the soundbites of Barack Obama with Paul Smith at WJR in Detroit.
Go get the column by David Ehrenstein.
Go to the Get the New York Post piece.
And there's a Chicago Tribune column also that we have linked on our page on this.
Well, with a Clarence Page piece, where he, you know, Limbo's parody is funny.
It's good.
It's true.
I don't particularly like it, but this is not an IMAS situation.
We're going to send the Clarence Page piece over to him.
But there was a column when this whole thing was Sharpton and Obama, the jealousy started.
Some columnist, again, in Chicago, wrote a piece berating Sharpton for being jealous.
And we linked that, the New York Post story, which got all this started.
Everything in this parody is true, and I have spent all this time explaining an NBC, I doubt, doesn't have the slightest idea, leading news organization of the world, getting, and of course, their call was to invite me to appear on the Today Show.
And there is no way.
I don't do that, especially under these circumstances.
If they do this, they are going to be in for a rude surprise because many of their viewers already know the truth of this and will recognize if they do this the wrong way, if they do this the typical drive-by media way.
And if they do this based on some of the BS that's come out of Media Matters, the George Soros front group for the Democrat Party, if they do this based on this worthless colour today in Houston, it's so it's embarrassingly inaccurate.
Hardly anything in it is true, including the reference to the video that we put together.
If they do it based on those things, after we send them, we're going to send them encyclopedic documentation.
They will have no excuse for not knowing the truth of this, the brilliance of it, the humor of it.
They will have no excuse for not knowing it.
Well, Limbaugh wouldn't come on.
Well, you know, I'm not going to come.
When they called and say, we know he's going to say no, but we're going to invite anyway.
We're going to send them the stuff.
They're news people.
They're journalists.
They seek to be informed.
Do they not?
We'll find out.
It's going to be a lot to read.
It may be a challenge.
But that's what they have assistant producers for, producers.
Then they brief the anchors or whoever it is that's going to do this.
They say who's going to do it.
We don't know who's going to do it.
But they want to do it on Monday.
So you say, why are you mentioning this now?
You head this stuff off at the past, folks.
You know, I've had experience with this.
Don't sit around and wait to see what they do and then complain.
You accuse them of getting it wrong in the first place.
Accuse them of getting it wrong many times on purpose before they do it.
And sometimes it'll change the way they do it.
They don't want to be perceived as purposely getting something wrong.
They don't want that.
No journalist does.
They do care about their lofty credibility and so forth.
But this is a no-win for them.
And of course, it's two months old.
We haven't played the song in two weeks.
But it's going to be reported on the Today Show as though, my God, my God, in the post-Imos era, why?
What's Limbaugh doing?
Is he purposely trying to get fired?
Is he purposely trying to store it?
Is he trying to attract attention?
That's what this idiot in Houston wrote today.
Actually, yeah, the idiot in Houston talked to David Ehrenstein, who wrote the original Barack the Magic Negro piece in the LA Times.
We're going to point out three articles in the LA Times: Is Obama black enough?
One article in the UK Times, is Obama black enough?
Liberals asking these questions, liberals writing these stories.
Ehrenstein's quoted as saying, I think Limbaugh's trying to get noticed.
You know, he's trying to get, he said, that's what he said.
You ought to read this piece, Snerdy.
Limbaugh's trying to get noticed.
And everybody's ignoring him on this.
And he's pushing the.
Everybody's ignoring Limbaugh on Barack the Magic Negro.
That's what he said.
This thing is so factually uninformed, incorrect, it's laughable.
Limbaugh is trying to get noticed.
And I don't know why they're giving Limbaugh a pass on this.
I don't know why the mainstream media is not going after Limbaugh, but they're just ignoring it and so forth.
And so the Today Show probably reads that.
Well, we won't ignore it.
Whoa, we've got a golden opera.
We've got an exclusive.
NBC can say we've got an exclusive.
I'm telling you, they are that uninformed.
I don't know whether that's stupid, but they are that uninformed and they are that programmed.
They have this, this, this, it's just, I guarantee you, the catalyst is this piece in Houston today.
And if it is, they could not be making a graver error.
All right.
Now, last hour was, let's, in fact, let's add to it right now.
Let's give them even more controversy.
Quote unquote.
Last hour, if you're listening at NBC in today's show, last hour we're talking about these two whales that are lost up there in the San Joaquin Delta out near Sacramento, my old adopted hometown.
I've experienced with whales out there.
This is not the first time it's happened.
It has nothing to do with global warming.
Anyway, they're playing songs, siren songs that the whales sing to each other.
The Coast Guard is trying to get them out.
I saw a piece on Hillary Clinton's website last week, or this week early.
She's asking visitors to her website to choose her campaign song.
And I thought, Baby Gut Back by Sir Mixilot.
But I said, I don't want to play it because I'm not trying to create a sympathy vote for Mrs. Clinton.
Just treat her, you know, Mrs. Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Mrs. Bill, whatever.
And people, oh, I've never, what is this song?
You keep saying, I like Big Butt.
Well, I like Big Butts, the lyric line, which is what made me think it was a joke.
And then I saw the whales singing to each other out there.
I said, well, maybe that song, whatever their Coast Guard's playing, they could use because Hillary's asking for suggestions.
So people were saying, I've never heard this.
I like Big Butt.
Here's your chance.
Sir Mixolot is the artist with the vocal portrayal here.
The title of the tune is Baby Gut Back.
All right, well, you basically heard it.
In fact, Hewitt, just back to the top.
I want to hear the way the song opens one more time.
Let me know when you have that ready to go, Ed.
It had another couple and a half minutes to go here, folks.
We got to get to our Profit Center timeout.
But she was asking for songs, and that's just what I was thinking.
Sir Mixilot, this will probably end up on today's show, too, as I desperately trying to get noticed.
Yeah, maybe I'll find a way to make myself the most listened to host in America, as I really need to get noticed.
If I get noticed anymore, I'm going to have the Putins going to fly over here and start following me around the restaurants I go to.
It won't just be Clinton.
Back after this, stay with us.
And we're back, Open Line Friday.
Rush Limbaugh moving on down the line.
Did you see this story from Charleston?
Oh, Charleston, what?
Oh, it's in Wyoming, I guess.
Wyoming County family.
Well, not certain about that.
Anyway, a family found an unexpected item and a glass of iced tea during a 2006 Mother's Day dinner at an area Shones restaurant.
They found a condom in there.
Did we call this?
You remember, we've got a bit.
We have a parody bit on this.
Safety Brew.
The only beer with a condom in the bottle.
Where do you think they got the idea to do this?
From us.
We run the creative aspects of this country, folks, right from here from the EIB building.
Here's Brock and King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
Glad you waited.
Welcome to the EIB network, sir.
Thank you, Professor.
I'm a pupil since 1988.
You know, Senator McCain was at a forum, kind of a town hall meeting, and he expressed the complete futility in arresting and deporting 12 million illegal aliens.
In other words, by his logic, we should not even try to arrest and deport a few.
So I would ask him to introduce some legislation to stop IRS audits.
After all, we can't find all tax cheats.
The whole point, Rush, is when you, with the IRS, by their own admission, when they audit a few people, it creates deterrence.
You hear about a neighbor getting audited.
Should we stop arresting people for running a stop sign because we can't arrest everybody that runs stop signs?
Exactly right.
You've hit on something.
They don't want to deport them.
I mean, the IRS or ICE, whatever they're called now, not the IRS, the INS, the ICE now, they've proudly announced that they deported, what is it, 200 or 300,000 in the last 12 months.
Well, okay, you can do that.
Nobody's saying do 12 million tomorrow.
But if you can deport them, if you can round up that many in a year, at least it's a start.
It can be done.
It just may not be able to be done overnight, but they don't want to do it.
That's what this is all about.
They don't want to deport them.
They don't want to create a deterrence.
No, neither.
You're exactly right.
The exact opposite.
And all the talk about secure borders is just talk, and that's designed to placate as many opponents of this as they can.
Thanks.
That's a good call.
Susan.
What was it?
Say it again?
Can I have an A?
Can you have an A?
On this exam.
Can I have an A?
Absolutely.
Thank you.
We allow self-grading here at the EIB network.
Well, this is about personal responsibility.
You know, this is about self-reliance.
You think you've got an A?
Give yourself an A. If you think it was a B, give yourself a B. If you think you've got an A, feel free.
There are no graduates here.
There are no degrees.
I mean, the learning never stops.
Susan in Fort Smith, Arkansas.
You're next on the EIB network.
Hello.
Hi.
I just wanted to call and tell you I called my senator like a good citizen does to tell how I felt about the immigration bill.
The man who answered the phone argued with me.
For 30 minutes, he argued.
Well, that's okay.
You don't expect him to bend over and grab the ankles just because the constituent calls, do you?
Yeah.
You do?
Yeah.
I'm a woman.
I expect men to listen.
Okay, no, I don't.
Well, you mean he wasn't even listening?
Was he just arguing with you and not letting you get a word in?
No, he did let me get a word in.
All right.
And whenever I talked about how the illegals need to obey our laws, he...
That's not the way to approach this.
I should have mentioned this earlier.
There are a couple things that are not going to go anywhere at this stage of the argument.
If you start talking about they're breaking our laws, that's going to be met with indifference.
You need to call these people and tell them you don't appreciate what Republicans are doing if your senator's a Republican.
You don't appreciate what this legislation is going to do to the Republican Party, and you don't like the way that this legislation, if passed, will tear down institutions that have defined this country's greatness.
The law-breaking thing, we've been there, done that, and that's not going to persuade anybody.
They've already admitted that they're going to make them legal as soon as they can.
That's how they're going to get rid of that.
They're not going to enforce the law with legislation.
That's abundantly clear.
So you have to, when you call them, you have to attack the legislation on different levels.
As I have offered guidance today on this program, the things that this is about destroying the Republican Party.
This is about remaking, this is destroying institutions in this country and remaking it in the liberal vision.
There's nothing conservative about it.
I don't want to repeat myself for the first hour, but if you're going to just call and talk to these people, make sure that you get beyond the clichés.
And I hate to say it's become a cliché, but the fact that they're violating a law is a cliché now.
Matt in Iowa, welcome to the EIB network.
Great to have you with us.
Rush, you got to say the city.
Now, come on.
Look at it.
Okaboji.
Hey, that was great.
I thought you were calling from Japan until I saw Iowa.
No, it's an Indian name.
It's Mega Dittos from the Iowa Great Lakes.
Rush, I just want to tell you, first time caller, I've been listening for about 15 years or more.
Thank you, sir.
I feel like you're my brother.
Just your parody, your sense of humor, the way you think.
And it's just, you know, I felt that way long before I even started listening to you.
So anyway, biggest thing I get from you is you educate me every day, but probably beyond that, you make me laugh.
Well, I appreciate it.
Anyway, I'll get right to my question.
I want to pick your brain, and then I have a quick other question after that, real quickly.
That's on the lighter side.
You know, I don't hear anything from you or the media or anything about Tariq Aziz.
He wasn't in the trial with Saddam.
He was, I mean, he'd be equivalent to our Secretary of State.
I know he's got to know about the weapons and whatnot.
I don't hear about where he's at.
Is he spilling the beans?
Is he talking?
That's a good question.
I've got to take a break here.
We'll hold it through the break and we'll continue the conversation.
Quick, somebody find out what Tariq Aziz is doing so I look informed here.
Back we are to the fastest three hours in media back now to Matt in Okaboji, Iowa.
All right, we did some fast work here to try to find out about Tariq Aziz.
The last anybody's heard of Tariq Aziz was a year ago, sometime last year.
He testified in the Saddam trial in his pajamas, sort of like Michael Jackson in a chimp.
And he testified, he was a character witness for Saddam.
He's a great guy.
He's misunderstood.
I don't know if Tariq Aziz has been singing any tunes on weapons of mass destruction or any of that.
Well, it just amazes me how he's just not, I mean, after Uday and Kuse, I mean, he's probably the number three guy in that regime, but, you know, he's just off the radar at all.
The State Department doesn't talk about him.
The CIA and the press doesn't.
And I'm really kind of surprised.
I'm not sure about it.
He's a prisoner of war.
We're worried about whether he's got his rights.
And whether he's comfortable or not, I think also that they wouldn't talk about it, depending on what he's saying.
It'd be classified.
The only way that Tariq Aziz would be reported on is it came out Rip Bush supported the Democrats' surrender plan and so forth.
So he must not be doing that either.
Well, you know, Rush, something that doesn't get, I always ask my liberal friends this.
I mean, when we had UN inspectors there and they were at the time dismantling, you know, but they were in that, playing that mouse and cat and mouse game with Saddam moving stuff around.
For nine months, while the UN debated, he had nine months to get rid of this stuff.
Now, don't we have SR-71s or actually satellites have replaced them that we could see like convoys of trucks taking those weapons into Syria?
Because I'll bet you $100 that's where those weapons were.
Well, there's a Saddam ex-general who says that's where they are, that Russian trucks move them in there.
And one of the one of there are two theories being bandied about to explain this.
And one of the theories is that, yeah, we know that the Russians helped Saddam get the WMDs out of there and into Syria, but we so value our relationship down the road with Russia that we're not going to publicly accuse them of doing that.
And to do that, we would have to say we know where the weapons of mass destruction are.
We know that the Russians did it.
We don't want to provoke confrontation.
Second thing that I've heard, and this is just, I mean, it's a little bit more than rumor, but not much, is that the administration doesn't want to admit that the weapons of mass destruction still, what is this?
They don't want to admit it, that they still exist because I forget what I'm going to have to search the deep, dark crevices of my brain to remember this.
Because it's about their credibility.
They don't want to admit that they exist because that would admit they missed them and didn't get in there in time to get them out.
Bad intelligence again.
More problems admitting that they are someplace than we didn't find any.
In a diplomatic, worldwide political sense, who knows?
Look, I just tell you what I've heard.
I have no clue about any of this.
Sure.
Say, Rush, before I let you go, can you, this cracks me up when you do this, but when you talk in that effeminate liberal voice where you say things like, Mr. Limbaugh always departed troops, can you crack me up if you talk that way?
That'd be great.
That's the voice of the new castrati.
Well, everybody thinks that I'm imitating gay people, and I'm not when I do that.
I'm imitating the new castrati, the people who have had their spines taken out or other really important body parts removed.
And they just wimps.
And the voice goes like, well, Mr. Limbaugh, you do not understand the theory, the circumstances that we are facing if we don't get out of the rock, Mr. Limbaugh.
You just don't get it.
It's sort of like that.
And then sometimes I change the pitch.
Sometimes I lower the intensity.
It's never the same two times in a row because there's not just one new castrovi voice.
I mean, there are millions of new castrati out there.
Anyway, Ron in Parkland, Florida, you're next on the EIB network, sir.
Hello.
Hello.
It's a pleasure and an honor to speak to you.
How are you doing?
Very well, sir.
Thank you for.
Thank God for you and Fox Network.
Where would we go without you?
And if it weren't for me, there wouldn't be a Fox Network.
So put me first as you did.
Yes, thank you.
I'm kidding.
Oh, I do.
I always do.
Listen, you call me crazy, but I'm thinking about an unintended long-term positive consequence of this immigration with the Mexicans and the southern border.
These Islamo-fascists, they have billions of people.
These people, nobody argues that the southern border people are hardworking, good people.
If they're here and we get attacked again, these people would love to defend this country.
I mean, I think we would have an army that would be...
We would have to turn away volunteers, because this is a generational war, as we know, and the Democrats continue to...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I want to make sure I understand.
Are you suggesting that one of the reasons behind amnesty is to get more people to volunteer to go to the Army?
I'm not saying it's a reason, but it is an unintended positive consequence that maybe or maybe not anyone is thinking about.
But I believe these people would be honored and proud to fight for this country where we were attacked, say, a 24 scenario.
Oh, man.
Do you not think they would?
We're really making it tough to be host today.
How do I answer this?
Today's show will change topics from Barack the Magic Negro to what Limbaugh says about the trustworthiness and the backbone of illegal immigrants.
I can't win with this question.
All I can tell you is I haven't seen any evidence of what you say.
I know.
Just between us.
Just between us.
I know.
I got you.
I got you.
But if we have to open another front in Iran, they say we're stretched thin already in Iraq, if we have to go into Iran, and God knows where else we have to go with these islands.
Yeah, but we're not going to go in there with personnel so much.
If we do Iran, it's going to be weapons.
I'm looking down the road, things that neither you nor I or anyone can foresee.
What is going to these people will not stop these billions of Islamos.
And what?
There's only 2% of them that are afringe still.
You know.
So one of the things I love about Open Line Friday, of all the things possible in thinking of illegal immigration, this is one that went right over my head.
And so I would have never thought of this.
This would have never occurred to me that a positive unintended consequence is that the 12 million of the 12 million would readily go out and join the army to protect us against the invaders.
Oh, okay.
We have on the phone, ladies and gentlemen, Brooke Pernice.
Brooke Pernice is the daughter of a golf buddy and partner at the AT ⁇ T National Pro-Am every February out at Pebble Beach.
Tom Pernice Jr., on the phone from Mariana, California.
Brooke isn't off because he's had some surgery here, and she's wiling the way they have.
She's being homeschooled, and a mandatory three hours of her homeschooling is this program.
How are you, Brooke?
I'm actually doing pretty well.
Tell everybody how old you are.
I'm 12 years old now.
12 years old.
Now, for the next five minutes, folks, I can shut up.
I've been to dinner with this young woman, and she remembers more of what I've said in the last 10 years than I do.
It's amazing.
She's a treat to talk to.
What did you call to talk about today?
Well, I actually had a few things.
First, I wanted to say I've been watching the debates, and I really like Governor Mike Huckleby of, I think, Arkansas.
I'm not sure exactly where he's from.
But because he's very conservative, he wants a fair tax.
He doesn't think we should spend.
He wants, I mean, he just wants a bunch of conservative things.
And secondly, I want to say, I don't know which theory these libs are going to use because I had to read a science chapter when I was being homeschooled.
And obviously, I wasn't at school, and they had to read it there.
And it was about, oh, how the sun's going to give out in this million years, blah, And trying to scare you.
And I said, you know, what theory are they going to use?
Are they going to say the sun's going to give out or that they're going to die from global warming?
And everyone was, I called my best friend, and she's like, I asked her, was everyone freaked out when they read that?
And she's like, yes, they were.
Wait, wait, Brooke, Brooke, hang on here just a second.
How long ago was it that you read in a science class that the sun was going to burn out?
A few weeks ago, I believe.
My mom was reading it to me because we had to do my homework.
All right.
Now, normally in your science class, are you treated to the usual drivel about global warming and how man is destroying his environment and the planet?
We had to watch a movie not too long ago.
I wasn't paying attention during the movie.
I was actually playing a game, but it was about how global warming is affecting coral reefs.
And I was like.
Well, global warming is affecting everything.
Now, the sun is burning out, but it's going to be billions of years before it happens.
Exactly.
And I said, you know, I'm going to be dead up in heaven before that happens.
But I want to know what theory are they going to use to scare these children.
Well, I don't know, but whatever theory they're using to try to scare you isn't working because you are a skeptic.
You're not buying into any of this.
I wish we had time for you to talk about how you've taught your teachers things about current events and all that.
But I'm interested that you like Mike Huckabee.
Who did you like after Huckabee in the debate?
Governor Gilmore of Virginia and Brownback of I'm not sure where he was from.
What about the top-tier guys like Giuliani and McCain?
Well, I just think that Giuliani's not as conservative as Huckleby to me.
He doesn't sound as conservative to me.
What about Fred Thompson?
What about Fred Thompson?
I know he's not announced yet, but he's out there working.
He seems okay.
I mean, he's got some conservative points, but I don't like him as much as I like Huckleby.
I would vote for Huckleby if I was old enough and if he was the candidate.
You think he has a legitimate chance of winning?
Well, if he was up against Al Gore, like one of your callers said earlier, I think he'd probably have a pretty good chance.
Yeah, but he's got to get the nomination first.
Well, it's fast day.
How long are you going to be recuperating at home before you're up back and running around?
New York could be recuperating for at least a couple more weeks.
You know, I've been down in two casts, obviously.
I've been crawling around, though, and, you know, crawling around everywhere that I can.
And it's been going pretty well.
I got two of the pins taken out this week.
I'm going to get the other ones taken out next week.
But congratulations on the Nobel Peace Prize nominee.
Nomination.
I'm glad you noticed that.
That is a very high honor.
Don't have a snowball's chance of winning this thing, as you know, but just to be nominated is what they say.
I heard that they are liberal, a bunch of liberals, European liberals that are in the committee.
I think my dad told me.
Liberals is being kind to them.
They're a bunch of anti-American bush haters.
Yeah, well, good luck.
And congratulations.
I heard you just withering away to nothing.
I heard from my father.
Well, not quite withering away to nothing, but I am withering away.
Look, the next time I'll have to see you, I'll have to tell you.
I don't know if you heard about this.
I had an encounter with Bill Clinton a couple nights ago.
Did you hear about that?
I heard some of that about that on Henry and Cohn.
Yeah, Well, I don't have to tell you about this.
It's just a good thing you weren't with me.
It could have gotten a problem.
Brooke, I have to run.
That's great.
It's great to talk to you.
I hope you're right.
And thank you again.
I really enjoyed the dinner this year, and I again appreciate your hospitality last year for our family.
You're more than welcome.
They're more than welcome.
Looking forward to next time we see each other.
That's Brooke Pernice.
You bet.
Brooke Pernice is the daughter of my golf partner at the AT ⁇ T, Tom Pernice Jr. out in California.
We'll be right back after this and keep rolling.
Well, the time is zipping by here, folks.
Got an email sent to me by Roy Spencer last night, or it might have been this morning, our friend at the University of Alabama Birmingham Global Climatologist specialist.
And this is about alternative fuels.
And it is from the eetimes.com, which is a high-tech bunch of people at their website.
An EE professor at Purdue University has found a way to produce hydrogen that replaces the need for gasoline by mixing water with beads of an aluminum-gallium alloy.
The discovery could lead to engines that essentially burn water instead of gasoline since the gallium is not consumed in the reaction and the aluminum can be recycled.
I have always thought, I once, when he sent me this story, I remember debating with a kid back in junior high school.
First name was Kerry.
Someday our cars are going to run on water.
And he was trying to tell me how that's impossible.
You need internal combustion.
cannot get water to explode.
You can't get water to...
I said, you wait.
At some point, we're going to have vehicles that actually run on water.
Now, I don't know how close we are here, but Roy Spencer sent me this, and they're working on it at Purdue University.
Now, that's something we have all, we got a gobs of that.
And in fact, you wouldn't even need a gas station if you run out of water in your car and you can't find a water station.
Just relieve yourself.
Well, that's going to be a problem because water, here's the thing.
If we go to water, we'll have an unlimited supply.
But you want to look at the cost of gasoline versus water, the cost a gallon of water.
If you start, do you realize how much more expensive bottled water is than gasoline today?
So I'm telling you, folks, where this is all heading, big water is going to end up developing engines that run on water, and the price isn't going to come down.
You know, you'll still be able to get water from the kitchen sink.
That's cheaper than the bottled water.
Pat in Manchester, New Jersey.
Welcome to the EIB Network.
I have about a minute and a half here, but I wanted to get to you.
Yeah, okay, Rush.
Mega Mega Dittos, many years listening to you.
Thank you.
That gentleman before me about getting volunteers for the Army, that's not the way it's going to work.
Here's the four reasons why this is happening with the immigration.
One, business wants it, cheap labor.
Two, the unions are going to get them secondhand.
Then the politicians, that'll be three.
And four, it's for the common good of the country because we're going to need warm bodies in years to come.
And these are not going to be people volunteering.
They're going to be drafted.
And you have to be a citizen to be drafted.
And this is what's happening.
And this is all a part of the result of our low birth rate and abortions.
The vacuum market is we don't have the Americans.
All right, so we don't have enough liberals because liberals have been doing most of these.
No, no, no, not liberals.
I'm talking about human beings in the area.
Well, whatever.
But most of the abortions are people that would have been liberals because that's all if it was the good people got taken into the market.
I hear what you're saying.
You're saying that we're running out of warm bodies.
Exactly.
And one of the reasons is we're boarding them, and we're going to need them for a whole host of things.
Over 40 million, Rush.
And not just them, but their children they would have had.
Yeah, but that's what they're teenagers that don't exist anymore.
But the problem with this is, listen to me very carefully.
The problem is if the Democrats get their way on this, they're not going to become productive in the sense that they're going to be wards of the state.
They are going to be receiving transfer payments.
Redistribution of wealth is why the Democrats want those people here.
Yet this NBC Today Show just called.
They want us to give them the Barack the Magic Negro song.