Raging Dissident - 🍁 607 - ABSURDITY LEVEL: UNCALLED FOR!
Aired: 2026-04-10
Duration: 03:38:03


=== Why They Censor The Internet (02:30) ===

[00:01:07]  That chat off just in time.
[00:01:11]  Some psychos.
[00:01:15]  This is why they're censoring the internet.
[00:01:17]  Because of you.
[00:01:18]  Literally you.
[00:01:20]  All of you.
[00:01:23]  Just think.
[00:01:28]  Somebody at CSUS has to go over all of these.
[00:01:32]  They have to write, type out your names and the crazy shit that you say.
[00:01:37]  They have to look at it.
[00:01:39]  And then they have to go home.
[00:01:43]  How was work, dear?
[00:01:48]  You have to look in the mirror and go, I'm a fucking hero.
[00:01:57]  Fuck yeah.
[00:02:03]  Phil.
[00:02:20]  Everybody, welcome back.
[00:02:40]  April Fool's, every day, every day is April Fool's Day.
[00:02:46]  Forever.
[00:02:49]  Because we're all living in this absolute clown show of a world that everyone in power insists that we take seriously or else they'll kill you.
[00:03:01]  But it's the dumbest shit ever.
[00:03:14]  I've come to realize that, you know, most of what this is is sort of a pressure release area because, I mean, by now it's very obvious to me, but I always suspected that there was got to be more people that see this, right?

=== Living Among Burned Out Lights (02:56) ===

[00:03:38]  Because living day to day, wherever you are, whatever you're doing, whatever it is you have to suffer from, you know, dusk till dawn, it's so much worse if everyone around you is a zombie, like an empty, like a burned out light bulb.
[00:04:02]  Just you look at it and all you can think is, ugh.
[00:04:07]  Who's ever looked at a burned out light bulb before and went, ugh.
[00:04:11]  Yeah, no, no, no one has ever thought.
[00:04:15]  All it does, it looks like death.
[00:04:17]  I mean, it's there, but it's burned out.
[00:04:20]  There's nothing in there.
[00:04:21]  It's all dirty looking.
[00:04:23]  And you're like, why couldn't it be something that was useful and worked?
[00:04:28]  It just makes you sad to notice.
[00:04:30]  No one's ever seen a burned out light bulb and felt good things.
[00:04:34]  So living around all of those all day long, interacting with them, working with them, working for them, God help you.
[00:04:42]  Oh, God.
[00:04:47]  I couldn't do it, so I started doing this.
[00:04:51]  And now you're all here because you can't fucking do it either.
[00:04:57]  That's the baseline.
[00:05:00]  That's where you start.
[00:05:01]  Like, yeah, you're already like a psycho terrorist evil.
[00:05:05]  Like, all the things that they're going to say about that, you're already all those things.
[00:05:08]  You just don't know it yet because you're not them.
[00:05:11]  That's the only difference.
[00:05:12]  You're either them or you're not them.
[00:05:13]  And if you're not them, you're over here and they hate you and want you to die.
[00:05:18]  Everybody else is either them or pretending to be them, so they don't get picked on and attacked.
[00:05:22]  But they will anyway.
[00:05:24]  Or they'll send very confused people on all kinds of hormones and powerful drugs with rifles to your children's schools, and something will happen there.
[00:05:34]  There's costs.
[00:05:37]  The cost of doing business is a thing.
[00:05:48]  But it, I mean, for me, I've been doing this for a long time, probably 20 years now.
[00:05:56]  This mental practice of trying not to think about it too long for too much because I have to distract, I have to find things to do that are compelling enough, exciting enough, interesting enough that it will temporarily distract me from this.
[00:06:16]  And one to the other, like that's what it's like leapfrogging for pockets of air to breathe for a little while.
[00:06:24]  Until that can no longer be sustained, or whatever has happened, you know, they turned everybody in at gay, or whatever it was that they, whatever it was that happened when the claw got in there and ruined whatever.

=== Distracting From The Madness (06:53) ===

[00:06:34]  You got to find something else.
[00:06:37]  And there's just less and less options as time goes by.
[00:06:41]  It's harder and harder to find any places to stay sane.
[00:06:45]  And pretty soon, I feel like they're just going to beam shit into your house.
[00:06:54]  They're just going to put Indians in your house.
[00:06:56]  You'll just be home and they'll just show up.
[00:06:59]  It'll be the cops.
[00:07:00]  You'll be like, what the fuck?
[00:07:01]  Like, no, no.
[00:07:02]  Here you go.
[00:07:02]  And they'll just put Pinder in there and leave.
[00:07:07]  Go ahead.
[00:07:07]  Go hide in the woods.
[00:07:08]  Do whatever you want.
[00:07:09]  That's still going to happen to you.
[00:07:14]  They're going to make sure you have the experience.
[00:07:16]  They're going out of their way.
[00:07:20]  There's nowhere you can hide.
[00:07:23]  So there's no point in doing it.
[00:07:26]  And just watching this political circus go on and with so many obvious signs and evidence and reports, that it's all stupid.
[00:07:43]  This is a waste of everyone's time.
[00:07:47]  What do you think it's for, then?
[00:07:50]  Oh, we gotta vote and we gotta do, oh, do we?
[00:07:53]  We gotta vote and we gotta, why?
[00:07:56]  Oh, because there are these people and there are those people.
[00:07:58]  Oh, so you think you're choosing a good future path from a bad one.
[00:08:07]  Just a fork in the road, and you just have to pick one or the other.
[00:08:14]  You, so I'll guess that you've made toast before.
[00:08:18]  I know you can do that because toasters, there's only, it's usually four whole slots or two.
[00:08:23]  So it's very, you know, it's easy for you.
[00:08:25]  There's two and two.
[00:08:27]  Good, bad.
[00:08:28]  Bad, good, good, bad.
[00:08:29]  You know, don't put an odd number in there because then you'll get freaked out.
[00:08:34]  You'll start being suspicious.
[00:08:35]  You'll just rip it out of the wall and throw it outside.
[00:08:37]  People say, What'd you do with the toaster?
[00:08:38]  You'll be like, Oh, it was the feds.
[00:08:39]  Like, you'll just.
[00:08:41]  So it's got to be very simple for a lot of these people to understand.
[00:08:44]  It's got to be very retarded, so retarded that anyone with a functioning brain that is just not coated in pharmaceutical drugs and alcohol, shrinking, everything, this destruction.
[00:09:01]  It's so fucking aggravating.
[00:09:06]  It's like being an adult in a world of children, like Lord of the F.
[00:09:08]  I say this all the time because that's what it feels like.
[00:09:10]  I'm watching people in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and just like, you're a 10 year old.
[00:09:16]  Oh my God.
[00:09:22]  And we have to just pretend like that's like, oh my God.
[00:09:25]  Imagine you woke up that day.
[00:09:26]  That's what it was like.
[00:09:27]  Everyone in your life, all your bosses, everyone that you have to take seriously, the police.
[00:09:31]  Imagine the police.
[00:09:32]  There's a good sketch for somebody.
[00:09:34]  That's the world we're in.
[00:09:35]  You're an adult.
[00:09:36]  You've just got normal, trying to do whatever.
[00:09:38]  And you get pulled over by the cops and it's some 13 year olds.
[00:09:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:43]  You're just like, here we go.
[00:09:44]  And they have all the authority, like they can do whatever.
[00:09:46]  Imagine if 13 year olds were cops.
[00:09:48]  Well, this is the.
[00:09:48]  And then you're like, ah, fuck.
[00:09:49]  Well, I got to vote for somebody.
[00:09:50]  Then it's like, oh, no, the politicians, they're also adults, but they're still.
[00:09:54]  Like evil.
[00:09:54]  They're actually having sex with all the 13 year olds on the side.
[00:09:58]  They don't want you to know that.
[00:09:59]  So it's just, you know, that's really your only, those are your opponents.
[00:10:04]  And half of them are, you know, pretty dumb also.
[00:10:06]  But in between is just a sea of people who are basically 13 years old wearing a costume of their daddy or their girl boss mommy.
[00:10:13]  They're trying to think they are.
[00:10:14]  Like, there's no substance to any of them at all as people.
[00:10:18]  They don't do anything.
[00:10:20]  So many of them are just inventing things to say and do and be.
[00:10:26]  And then justifying it with outrage and then receiving hundreds of millions of dollars.
[00:10:31]  This is all that this is consuming a significant portion of our economy, or a significant portion of what remains of the Canadian economy is centered around a political house.
[00:10:43]  Like we're playing house in the backyard after school.
[00:10:47]  We're all going to, I'm going to be a judge and I'm going to be, oh, yes, you are.
[00:10:52]  This is where we live.
[00:10:59]  It's outrageous.
[00:11:04]  It's like a Stephen King.
[00:11:05]  No, not a Stephen King movie.
[00:11:06]  It's like an Outer Limits episode or something.
[00:11:09]  You know how those always ended darkly?
[00:11:11]  You'd be like, oh, this is kind of a weird, cool show.
[00:11:13]  And then it would just take a horrible twist.
[00:11:17]  Yeah.
[00:11:17]  Yeah.
[00:11:25]  Oh, look at the bright side, Reginald.
[00:11:27]  It can't be so bad.
[00:11:28]  The world's mostly run by children, and it'll be easy for us.
[00:11:32]  They're just children.
[00:11:32]  They're only 13.
[00:11:33]  How bad could they be?
[00:11:36]  But what he didn't know is on the other side of that sea of children was a giant claw.
[00:11:48]  Riding upon it was Harvey Weinstein, and wielding the unlimited power of finance.
[00:11:56]  He assembled the hordes of children.
[00:11:59]  The raping, the killing, the massacres.
[00:12:03]  All of it!
[00:12:05]  They know not what they do.
[00:12:11]  And there's nothing you can do.
[00:12:18]  Alright, see you guys on Monday.
[00:12:20]  Have a good weekend.
[00:12:21]  We'll be fucking.
[00:12:25]  Everyone just get.
[00:12:26]  Ah, power drinks all weekend.
[00:12:28]  That's why!
[00:12:31]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:12:32]  Like, I know a lot of people can't articulate that that's why, but I know everybody's just inside all the time.
[00:12:40]  Everyone I see everywhere is just walking around going, like, almost no one is sane anywhere.
[00:12:51]  And, like, I know that, oh, this fucking, why?
[00:12:53]  Because I'm loud on the internet a lot.
[00:12:57]  I'm actually very, would I have achieved or survived or navigated anything that I've done if I wasn't fucking.
[00:13:04]  Had my eye on the ball, you know?
[00:13:07]  Trust me.
[00:13:10]  And I've been to, you know, wobbly places.
[00:13:13]  It's not good out there when the average person is like significantly mentally ill.
[00:13:19]  Significantly.
[00:13:20]  The average person.
[00:13:22]  We used to stop whatever we were doing in a group of 30 people and be like, what's going on with Shannon?

=== Navigating A Mentally Ill World (09:47) ===

[00:13:28]  Is she okay?
[00:13:28]  What's going on?
[00:13:29]  She's talking to herself and pulling her hair out.
[00:13:31]  What the f.
[00:13:32]  Oh, MAGA, trust the plan.
[00:13:34]  Trust the plan.
[00:13:35]  Preacher proves past.
[00:13:36]  Okay, Shannon, we're going to.
[00:13:39]  We're going to, you know, let's go camping for a little while.
[00:13:41]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:42]  Let's just, let's get some, let's everybody get together.
[00:13:44]  Let's get out of the city for a little while for a week, you know, and let's just, we'll fish.
[00:13:49]  I don't know.
[00:13:50]  We'll just get to, you know, I should be okay.
[00:13:55]  Or, you know, send her to the experts who will say, you need all kinds of drugs.
[00:14:03]  You need to fill your already warped mind with pharmaceuticals, a lot of them, a lot of different ones.
[00:14:10]  Expensive ones.
[00:14:13]  You see?
[00:14:14]  Or are we just pretending like that's not happening?
[00:14:16]  Like, I don't care if you don't like how I'm saying the things that I say.
[00:14:20]  You don't like it because you know it's true.
[00:14:22]  And it's very frustrating for everybody.
[00:14:28]  But the first step to acknowledging is solving a problem is acknowledging that you have one.
[00:14:32]  We have a very big problem.
[00:14:35]  We live in a fake world, everything's fake.
[00:14:39]  It didn't used to be.
[00:14:43]  But it's like, you know how the pyramids exist, but we obviously didn't build those, you know, in my opinion.
[00:14:51]  I don't know if humans even built those.
[00:14:55]  They're, you know, when somebody educated me about why they're so fascinating, I was like, why?
[00:15:01]  Yeah, it's a pretty big triangle.
[00:15:04]  I mean, it probably took a long time, big triangle that big.
[00:15:07]  They're like, no, idiot.
[00:15:09]  No, you don't understand how it was made, its dimensions, where it is, and all the impossibly.
[00:15:16]  Precise mathematics involved is like God level.
[00:15:19]  I'm like, I was like, okay.
[00:15:24]  Somebody made it, but you know, we obviously are not capable.
[00:15:27]  We don't even understand what it is, but we're walking around like we own it.
[00:15:32]  Yeah, those are the pyramids.
[00:15:34]  Hey, you want to go check them out?
[00:15:35]  Yeah, I drew some drawings inside of some people.
[00:15:38]  I decoded them.
[00:15:39]  Come on, let's show you.
[00:15:41]  The fuck are you talking about?
[00:15:43]  Charging money?
[00:15:44]  Yeah, come see these rocks that I found.
[00:15:47]  Yeah, oh, yeah.
[00:15:49]  Yeah, we built the.
[00:15:50]  Who?
[00:15:50]  You?
[00:15:50]  You did?
[00:15:51]  Who the fuck did?
[00:15:52]  Nobody around here fucking did that.
[00:15:54]  That's how I feel about our entire.
[00:15:56]  Everyone in the.
[00:15:59]  Not justice, the criminal system at the professional level.
[00:16:03]  Much of the police, the military, the government, education, almost everybody everywhere is like a laughingstock, a caricature of what they're supposed to be.
[00:16:16]  There's no way.
[00:16:18]  Like they didn't make this system that they are destroying, they didn't make it.
[00:16:24]  They couldn't maintain it, and they're just ruining it.
[00:16:28]  So there is a 0% chance.
[00:16:30]  That any of this stays together and lasts any length of time.
[00:16:34]  It's not possible.
[00:16:36]  We're already in the collapse phase, and they're walking around giving themselves awards and, oh, we're joining the liberal genius.
[00:16:45]  The country's basically slipping into the fucking ocean, and they're like, oh, well, okay.
[00:16:52]  We're just doing irreparable damage now, but that's fine.
[00:16:56]  It'll be fine.
[00:16:59]  Yeah, they didn't.
[00:17:02]  We used to have, we used to have, you know, serious enough people that they would never jeopardize our survival for like bathroom privileges and shit like that.
[00:17:14]  That was never happening.
[00:17:21]  The fight back in the day when adults were in charge, this is what the fight was.
[00:17:27]  Should we let any black people in the country?
[00:17:32]  Even one?
[00:17:33]  Should we even have it?
[00:17:34]  Like that was now looked like, what is this?
[00:17:41]  I'll show you an example that I just remembered.
[00:17:47]  I had to see it, so now you do too.
[00:17:50]  Remember, I said the NDP is like, they're making us the laughing stock.
[00:17:57]  Who is it?
[00:17:57]  Is it Leah Gazin?
[00:17:59]  Perfect, because this is one of the dumbest people I've ever seen in my life.
[00:18:03]  So I love that it's her, this absolute muppet spoon tool bag.
[00:18:12]  She's condemning the budget because it cuts $7 billion.
[00:18:16]  Why are they getting billions of anything?
[00:18:19]  Of dollars from Canada Services and Crown Indigenous Relations.
[00:18:24]  What relations would those be?
[00:18:26]  Here, have all of our money.
[00:18:28]  Those are the relations.
[00:18:29]  They come and say, give us money, and we go, okay, that's the relation.
[00:18:34]  Wow, man, imagine those evil genociders are awful generous, hey?
[00:18:41]  That's crazy to think they were just genociding you, and now they're like, here, have everything.
[00:18:46]  That's weird.
[00:18:49]  That's really strange.
[00:18:51]  But anyway, she has a particular issue with it, which is.
[00:19:03]  It makes me sad.
[00:19:07]  When the budget was released, I was shocked to find out that Prime Minister Carney is cutting $7 billion between Indigenous Services Canada.
[00:19:17]  Like, you're not helping the stereotypes, but look how fat she is.
[00:19:20]  Like, Jesus.
[00:19:22]  Have you ever seen, and this isn't really necessarily a knock on you guys, because look at our leaders.
[00:19:28]  Our leaders are the biggest pieces of shit failures in the world.
[00:19:32]  So when I say another big fat, dumb native chief.
[00:19:38]  It's the same thing.
[00:19:39]  When you see ours, you're like, look, another big, fat, dumb, retarded, white, liberal bitch.
[00:19:44]  Like, yeah.
[00:19:45]  We're not allowed to have good people just like you're not.
[00:19:48]  So fucking cool it.
[00:19:51]  Cool it with the torches in the sky.
[00:19:53]  Put the scalpers away.
[00:19:54]  You're being fucking saccade.
[00:19:56]  Like, look, there's a lot of people that need, you know, need some corrections.
[00:20:03]  Maybe too many, you know?
[00:20:05]  That we're all, we, everybody just needs to fucking take a breath.
[00:20:10]  The claw is out there and it's doing shit like that.
[00:20:12]  Like this, this thing should never be representing any group of people at all.
[00:20:19]  Because again, as someone who lives in reality, I know you don't, you guys don't like reality, you fucking idiots out there, but in an adult world, right?
[00:20:29]  Okay.
[00:20:29]  In an adult world, you have to accept the way things are and just work with it.
[00:20:33]  Like nature, like gravity, like the fact that, We're going to have a spokesman.
[00:20:38]  We're going to have someone representing us.
[00:20:40]  We think it should be big, dumb, fat, retarded Leah.
[00:20:45]  I don't know if that's, you know, professionals would be like, no, she will make us look ridiculous and no one will take us seriously.
[00:20:52]  Everyone will hate us if they think that that's, this is who we want to speak for us.
[00:20:57]  And we're like, yeah, she'll nail it.
[00:20:59]  Uh huh.
[00:21:00]  I'm sure.
[00:21:01]  I'm sure whichever tribe of, I'm sure they're very proud of her.
[00:21:05]  I'm positive, especially the men.
[00:21:08]  If I know anything about Native men, it's that they love this bitch.
[00:21:13]  I guarantee it.
[00:21:14]  And Crown Indigenous Relations.
[00:21:16]  They provided zero dollars.
[00:21:19]  To deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA.
[00:21:26]  This is abhorrent.
[00:21:31]  What?
[00:21:34]  This is abhorrent.
[00:21:36]  I. What?
[00:21:44]  To deal with the ongoing genocide of.
[00:21:46]  Okay, the genocide of.
[00:21:48]  MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA.
[00:21:52]  This is abhorrent.
[00:21:53]  Is she AI?
[00:21:55]  Is this an AI?
[00:21:56]  Who the.
[00:21:57]  Get fucking Eminem on the phone.
[00:22:00]  Slim Shady, we get it.
[00:22:01]  Fuck, have you heard this?
[00:22:02]  Look at the bar.
[00:22:03]  Listen to this.
[00:22:04]  Deal with the ongoing genocide.
[00:22:05]  He's going to have to give up his Godzilla trophy for, like, the.
[00:22:08]  You know, he just decided one day to do, like, I'm just going to do the fastest humanly possible amount of rhyming words in as short a period of time as one human lung full of oxygen can do.
[00:22:21]  And he just did that.
[00:22:22]  And.
[00:22:23]  Whether you like it or not, like it is pretty fucked.
[00:22:25]  I'm like, out of the whoa, you know, that guy.
[00:22:29]  But, you know, she's coming for them.
[00:22:32]  Deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA.
[00:22:38]  This is abhorrent.
[00:22:39]  This is callous.
[00:22:41]  This is callous because the very liberal government that has stripped organizations of life sustaining.
[00:22:47]  What a performance.
[00:22:48]  I can't do any more of that.
[00:22:50]  It goes on for two minutes.
[00:22:51]  But the point is like that's.
[00:22:55]  MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA.
[00:23:01]  This is a South Park joke, isn't it?
[00:23:02]  Isn't this South Park?
[00:23:04]  I'm sure it is.
[00:23:05]  I'm 100% sure that it is.
[00:23:10]  And, you know, there was a, oh, South Park predicts the future.
[00:23:12]  It's like, no, they're just smart.

=== Callous Government Performance Art (06:39) ===

[00:23:15]  And, you know, a lot of us predict these, like, you just, they see it.
[00:23:19]  They see what the energy is, what the spirit is, what the pattern is.
[00:23:22]  And, like, they're comedians, and a big part of comedy is exaggeration, you know, and stretching and push the pattern.
[00:23:30]  So you just, you already see who they are, what they're like, which direction they're pointed.
[00:23:33]  You just go a little further than that.
[00:23:36]  You go a comedic distance.
[00:23:38]  You go from where they actually are, which is stupid in the first place, but you go far enough that it becomes pretty funny, but not too far that it's like insane and like it just doesn't make sense, but not so little that it's like it's got to be right in the sweet spot.
[00:23:55]  And now they're caught up.
[00:23:58]  They're like five years, five, six years ago, this was literally a joke that no one would ever, because it was just the LGBTQS, I think, back then.
[00:24:08]  At first, it was LGB.
[00:24:10]  I remember all of this.
[00:24:11]  I was like, what's an LGB?
[00:24:12]  Then it was LGBT.
[00:24:14]  I'm like, a T?
[00:24:15]  When did they?
[00:24:15]  Oh, no, there's a T now.
[00:24:16]  I'm like, okay.
[00:24:17]  And then there's a Q.
[00:24:18]  And I'm like, what is.
[00:24:19]  Are you just going to add.
[00:24:21]  Like, what are you doing?
[00:24:22]  And then the joke started with, oh, it's going to be that.
[00:24:26]  It's going to be that, whatever she said.
[00:24:27]  And now they're just stone faced saying it.
[00:24:29]  Like, this is an absurd place.
[00:24:31]  This whole thing is just preposterous.
[00:24:34]  Now it's so difficult to take them seriously.
[00:24:36]  And I don't recommend that anyone does.
[00:24:38]  I think you should make fun of them as much as possible.
[00:24:41]  Because it's true, number one.
[00:24:43]  It's hilarious because it is true.
[00:24:45]  That's why it's funny.
[00:24:46]  It's basically unlocking that tension that you're storing in your body and how fucking mad you are at everything.
[00:24:51]  That's why it's funny because it's true.
[00:24:57]  And that way you retain your sanity because you stay anchored in reality.
[00:25:03]  The people who are not okay are the ones who are now seeing this and talking like this is totally expected now.
[00:25:11]  They're gone.
[00:25:12]  They should be in a mental institution.
[00:25:13]  Unfortunately, They're in the government running the country.
[00:25:16]  And again, they expect us to take them very seriously.
[00:25:23]  You're going to what?
[00:25:25]  You're going to make Winnie the Pooh into a black homosexual?
[00:25:28]  What are you going to do next?
[00:25:33]  The news story is not going to be a soldier who nicknamed his bear at the zoo in Winnipeg before going to war.
[00:25:40]  It'll be the same soldier who's actually a nurse and stays home to get gangbanged by black African migrants.
[00:25:47]  That's that will be the new.
[00:25:48]  That's actually where Winnie the Pooh really came from.
[00:25:53]  Just no one wanted to say it.
[00:25:56]  They were ashamed.
[00:25:57]  They were ashamed of the LGBTQI US bear inclusion African gangbang World War I S2 plus QIPT soldier dildo movement.
[00:26:21]  And, like, she's not, she's far from the only one.
[00:26:24]  I'm just picking on her today because that was, that's just today's stupid thing that I heard every day, every single day.
[00:26:31]  And I don't even follow it religiously.
[00:26:33]  I check, make five, 10 minutes a day.
[00:26:35]  That's all I really, I just do macro.
[00:26:37]  I don't care about a lot of the stupid little nonsense because it doesn't matter.
[00:26:41]  It doesn't matter.
[00:26:41]  It's a bunch of people fighting down here in bullshit world about which way to go on the highway.
[00:26:47]  And, like, you just come 20 miles up the road, the highway blows up and goes into a giant gorge.
[00:26:54]  All you do is drive to your death, and they're arguing about it.
[00:26:57]  And then some of them drive off to their death, and the rest of them, it's like, have fun.
[00:27:02]  I don't care.
[00:27:03]  No one does.
[00:27:03]  Nothing you do is ever going to matter.
[00:27:05]  It's all total.
[00:27:06]  It's just an occupation for you.
[00:27:09]  That's the thing.
[00:27:10]  Because, I mean, it's the same thing as the sports ball bros, but they're not pretending to care.
[00:27:19]  Right?
[00:27:19]  The politic bros, we've got to get this person elected so we can fucking.
[00:27:24]  You're totally ignorant of the problem.
[00:27:27]  Which tells me right away that you're probably not someone I would want to associate with because I, what, I mean, what is the problem?
[00:27:35]  Where's the root of the problem?
[00:27:37]  You keep following the wires to find out where the shore, like, what is going on?
[00:27:40]  Where is this going?
[00:27:42]  I need to know what that is because then before even getting there, you're like, how do I get things?
[00:27:47]  Maybe I can be of them elected or can I grift somehow?
[00:27:50]  And we need to get the libs out and we need to, you, wait.
[00:27:54]  So you got, you got this far.
[00:27:56]  You, you opened the door to, The problem depot where you looked around and said, Oh, yeah, it's that.
[00:28:08]  It's the red team.
[00:28:09]  Let's go.
[00:28:13]  Well, I mean, that was easy.
[00:28:16]  And that's where most people stay.
[00:28:19]  They stay in storytale, storybook land, storybook village.
[00:28:23]  We're going to get the webs out.
[00:28:25]  We're going to have hope and change.
[00:28:27]  Hope and change is going to come to America.
[00:28:31]  That's right.
[00:28:34]  We're going to make the standard of living in America something that everybody can be proud of.
[00:28:41]  And I'm going to chase.
[00:28:43]  I'm a bad man.
[00:28:44]  I touch him, I grab him.
[00:28:46]  You think Donald's bad?
[00:28:47]  I mean, come tell.
[00:28:52]  I can't be stopped.
[00:28:54]  I can't be stopped.
[00:28:57]  Hillary's actually running the country.
[00:29:01]  She's scary.
[00:29:03]  I just do what she says.
[00:29:07]  Sign the fucking papers, Bill.
[00:29:09]  Okay.
[00:29:09]  Yes, Hillary.
[00:29:15]  The most powerful country in the world is a clown show.
[00:29:17]  It's reality TV.
[00:29:21]  It obviously is.
[00:29:23]  That was very clear as soon as Ron Paul was just like, no, you're not allowed.
[00:29:26]  That was when I first, that's what I did.
[00:29:28]  I'm like, let's follow the problem.
[00:29:31]  America seems to be in a lot of turmoil, and that's not good.
[00:29:34]  Our next door neighbor, most powerful country in the world, and we all live in the shadow of what goes on there.
[00:29:38]  So.
[00:29:40]  Considering 9 11 just happened, and you know, this seemed to be the United States political machine seemed to be the center of a lot of big, important things happening.
[00:29:49]  So that's where I started.

=== America As A Clown Show (02:27) ===

[00:29:54]  And then eventually, if you're paying attention, you'll realize, oh, certain people just aren't allowed to play at all.
[00:30:01]  Well, that means it's bullshit, doesn't it?
[00:30:04]  Yes.
[00:30:06]  And all the people who are allowed to play are allowed to play for a reason.
[00:30:09]  A lot of them are pedophiles.
[00:30:11]  A lot of them are cheating on their wives or husbands or doing something or have a drug problem or whatever they're doing.
[00:30:17]  No one's allowed to know, or it'll ruin their fake fucking life that they have.
[00:30:22]  So that means the people who own that blackmail get to control.
[00:30:27]  If you're controllable, you're allowed to play.
[00:30:29]  I saw somebody say earlier, Why are so many of these people pedophiles?
[00:30:32]  I don't understand.
[00:30:34]  It's like it's almost a prerequisite because that's the one thing.
[00:30:39]  If you haven't noticed in the world, people will just want you to, you'll be lynched.
[00:30:45]  If this is a true story, if governments were not protecting pedophiles, they do, they protect pedophiles.
[00:30:51]  If they just were like, yep, here they are, do it, whatever happens, happens, they would be lynched all the time.
[00:30:57]  If, but they go, oh no, you can't.
[00:31:01]  People hate pedophiles more than almost anything else, I think, anything else in the world.
[00:31:05]  Like that is universally every culture in the world.
[00:31:07]  I think from China to Brazil and everywhere, they'd be like, oh yes, you have to kill them right away.
[00:31:12]  Oh yes, you drown them in a sewer.
[00:31:16]  You'll feed them to snakes.
[00:31:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:17]  Like, I don't know what the fuck they do in Brazil, but nobody likes it.
[00:31:21]  It's very awful.
[00:31:23]  So, anybody who's like, and it's easy to, I wouldn't say smear people, but you could get a senator or somebody.
[00:31:33]  Oh, we got him with a 17 year old.
[00:31:35]  We told him she was 20 or 19, but she's in it.
[00:31:37]  It's like, you know, there's that.
[00:31:39]  But technically, they can smear him as a pedophile.
[00:31:42]  And is it, you know what I mean?
[00:31:43]  Your career's over, your life's over, everything's over.
[00:31:47]  Then there's the other ones who are straight up going after, you know, seven year old kids and like, you know, those people will do anything you want them to do.
[00:31:57]  Anything.
[00:31:59]  Anything.
[00:32:03]  That's how you get to play.
[00:32:04]  You're dependable.
[00:32:05]  Otherwise, you don't.
[00:32:07]  Maybe you've noticed sometimes people get like shot in the face in public or anytime, you know, their planes explode.
[00:32:18]  Ships often sink while they're aboard.

=== Criminals And Public Violence (04:52) ===

[00:32:21]  Planes get shot out of the sky when people are investigating this very thing.
[00:32:26]  Was it there were two FBI agents?
[00:32:35]  I feel like this was a black pilled stream, maybe, but I think it was.
[00:32:42]  I think it had something to do with the Oklahoma City bombing.
[00:32:46]  There was also a plane that went down shortly before that.
[00:32:49]  And it was believed, I think there were two FBI agents on there who had like some very damning evidence they were bringing back.
[00:32:55]  And it was over for potentially the Clintons and maybe other people.
[00:33:01]  And then, oh, well, that plane blew up and fucking.
[00:33:05]  And then Oklahoma City blew up.
[00:33:07]  Conveniently, where that investigation was held was taking place.
[00:33:11]  I think it was called the Whitewater investigation into the Clintons and a lot of the shenanigans they were up to and smuggling drugs and what the fuck are they in?
[00:33:18]  Are these basically, you know, America was taken over by criminals in the simplest sense.
[00:33:26]  And they got a foothold and eventually, now they just own everything.
[00:33:30]  They keep freezing.
[00:33:32]  They own everything.
[00:33:33]  Every part of it is criminal now in Canada, too.
[00:33:39]  Like, for example, like I live in Nova Scotia and there is a lot of nice houses, there's a lot of money in Nova Scotia, but there shouldn't be.
[00:33:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:53]  Like 80%, 70%, 80% of our economy is government service.
[00:33:59]  Okay.
[00:34:00]  And so if 80% of the economy of this province is government workers and government services, why are there so many escalades and like mansions, every like a lot?
[00:34:11]  A shitload, way more than there should be.
[00:34:14]  So, all right, crime.
[00:34:16]  Oh, yeah, stealing.
[00:34:18]  I forgot about that.
[00:34:18]  Oh, there's also an international port here and an international airport.
[00:34:21]  Oh, yeah, there's tons of fucking crime going on here, obviously.
[00:34:25]  I'm glad the cops are parked at the end of my road, though.
[00:34:28]  Good thing.
[00:34:29]  Did you see me in my sweatpants today, guys?
[00:34:30]  I went out there a few times in my sweatpants.
[00:34:33]  What'd I say?
[00:34:34]  I didn't go anywhere, did I?
[00:34:35]  Nope.
[00:34:36]  Sweatpants.
[00:34:37]  That means it's off, you know?
[00:34:47]  Like the equivalent of she's like, I didn't shave my legs.
[00:34:49]  You're like, it's not happening.
[00:34:50]  Not happening today.
[00:34:52]  Sweatpants.
[00:34:53]  It's the same thing.
[00:34:53]  It's like, no.
[00:34:55]  I'm not playing.
[00:34:55]  I'm not, I'm seriously.
[00:34:58]  I'm a big believer in pants.
[00:35:00]  Pants are a commitment, okay?
[00:35:01]  They're on or they're off.
[00:35:04]  And once, you know, they need to mean something.
[00:35:07]  Otherwise, I'm sacrificing my comfort for your social expectations of what?
[00:35:16]  So I will walk around in my gray sweatpants.
[00:35:19]  And you know what?
[00:35:20]  People like it.
[00:35:26]  I was going to go up to some shit.
[00:35:27]  I wouldn't go in sweatpants.
[00:35:29]  So, I mean, geez, take the day off.
[00:35:31]  Investigate actual crime.
[00:35:33]  Where'd those kids go, by the way?
[00:35:35]  I mean, you know that?
[00:35:35]  You didn't find those either.
[00:35:37]  So, no motive for Wartman.
[00:35:39]  None.
[00:35:40]  No, no, no, no.
[00:35:41]  What happened there?
[00:35:42]  He just, crazy guy, just tried to take off with half a million dollars and just went on a rampage.
[00:35:48]  Woo, crazy guy.
[00:35:49]  Cool.
[00:35:50]  Thanks.
[00:35:56]  Was the hate speech campaign coming?
[00:35:59]  And they're trying to knock off all these indigenous native weed shops.
[00:36:12]  That's the other 20% of the economy in Nova Scotia.
[00:36:15]  I'm serious.
[00:36:16]  There's nothing here.
[00:36:17]  It's very barren.
[00:36:19]  Pretty much everything has been just stripped away and ripped.
[00:36:22]  It's just all government bullshit jobs and very little bit of.
[00:36:28]  There's some fishing left.
[00:36:30]  A little bit of timber job, but there's not a lot.
[00:36:33]  Like, it's all.
[00:36:34]  We're basically deindustrialized here.
[00:36:38]  And what remains is just taxing the living shit.
[00:36:45]  Or, sorry, of what remains is just being taxed to oblivion.
[00:36:48]  So just squeeze harder, you know?
[00:36:51]  I'm sure everything will be fine.
[00:36:54]  Yeah, there's a lot of McMansions and shit around here.
[00:36:57]  It doesn't make a lot of sense.
[00:37:01]  Yes, it does.
[00:37:03]  You guys are all just criminals.
[00:37:06]  Brian, how are you?
[00:37:07]  He says, I can't see the pyramids being built by guys wearing bedsheets.
[00:37:10]  I don't think any humans could.
[00:37:12]  It's just not.

=== Aliens Built The Pyramids (13:31) ===

[00:37:14]  I would go on and on and on for hours, but it's insane.
[00:37:17]  Like, there's no way.
[00:37:19]  It doesn't make sense.
[00:37:21]  Aliens did it.
[00:37:24]  I mean, we could be.
[00:37:26]  We could be from another planet.
[00:37:28]  I think we might be from Mars.
[00:37:29]  We're not supposed to be on this planet.
[00:37:33]  Intrusive thoughts.
[00:37:34]  Thanks, man.
[00:37:37]  I think that's money.
[00:37:37]  I don't know.
[00:37:38]  These subscriptions.
[00:37:39]  I don't really know what they do.
[00:37:42]  But they're there.
[00:37:43]  And I like them, I think.
[00:37:46]  I think I do.
[00:37:49]  All right.
[00:37:49]  What are we doing?
[00:37:52]  What are we doing?
[00:37:54]  Shell, what are we doing with these fucking psychos, huh?
[00:37:57]  What are you doing?
[00:37:57]  How'd you get way over there?
[00:37:59]  You just got them.
[00:38:01]  You keep an eye on them.
[00:38:02]  You keep an eye on that one, especially.
[00:38:04]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:38:05]  That one right there.
[00:38:06]  You keep an eye on him.
[00:38:09]  Can't trust these people.
[00:38:13]  They're insane.
[00:38:14]  They're a bunch of psychos, I tell you.
[00:38:16]  So the war is on get.
[00:38:18]  There's a ceasefire.
[00:38:22]  There's a ceasefire.
[00:38:23]  This.
[00:38:31]  It looks like America is trying to cave, which is hilarious.
[00:38:35]  And they really have no other option.
[00:38:37]  And he's trying to pass it off like he won.
[00:38:39]  But they're saying, Iran's going to make a deal.
[00:38:45]  It's going to be great.
[00:38:46]  They're going to be making a deal.
[00:38:47]  And Iran is saying, yeah, apparently they're agreeing to our demands, which are many and significant.
[00:38:54]  So somebody's lying.
[00:38:55]  And I think they're already bombing each other again anyway.
[00:38:58]  So it's.
[00:39:01]  This guy.
[00:39:04]  Is this ringing?
[00:39:05]  What the hell?
[00:39:06]  Every time I hear a noise from somewhere, I'm like, what happened now?
[00:39:10]  What happened now?
[00:39:12]  God damn it!
[00:39:14]  What happened now?
[00:39:17]  So, this is a real.
[00:39:19]  I want you to remember, I'm going to read you something that Trump posted a couple hours ago.
[00:39:26]  And, I mean, I'm going to do the voice because it's funny.
[00:39:30]  And fuck him.
[00:39:34]  But this is real.
[00:39:35]  Like, what I'm going to read is real.
[00:39:37]  I had to go check.
[00:39:37]  I checked.
[00:39:38]  I was like, did he?
[00:39:39]  Is this a real tweet post?
[00:39:43]  Yes.
[00:39:44]  Unfortunately, it is.
[00:39:47]  So, anybody who's still, I mean, I don't know what you got to be on.
[00:39:55]  I don't know what kind of drugs, what kind of damage you have to have to your brain.
[00:40:00]  You're just in a cult now.
[00:40:01]  You're just in a cult.
[00:40:03]  To be going along with this, this is the craziest thing any US president has ever said in public, in my opinion.
[00:40:11]  He's clearly lost it.
[00:40:15]  Last week or just days ago, he was talking about ending entire civilizations overnight.
[00:40:19]  Like, what are you saying?
[00:40:21]  What?
[00:40:23]  Like, oh, he was just bluffing.
[00:40:24]  These are no, you're an idiot.
[00:40:26]  All right.
[00:40:27]  These are not things you say at that level as the president of the United States.
[00:40:33]  Could interpret that any number of ways.
[00:40:35]  It's very dangerous what you're doing and saying.
[00:40:39]  There are other people playing the game that you don't control, and it's just, it's amateur hour.
[00:40:49]  He's running the country by tweeting.
[00:40:51]  Like, it's fucking insane.
[00:40:55]  There's no master plan.
[00:40:56]  He's just a spur.
[00:40:58]  He's just a fucking retarded, fat spur.
[00:41:00]  That's all he's ever been.
[00:41:02]  He's a WWE character that Vince McMahon made.
[00:41:06]  And it was popular.
[00:41:10]  And that's why he won.
[00:41:13]  Because people were like, ha ha, owning the libs.
[00:41:15]  He didn't win a championship leader man competition.
[00:41:24]  People eating family sized bags of Doritos.
[00:41:27]  Yeah, yeah, Orange Man.
[00:41:30]  Yeah.
[00:41:31]  That's what happened.
[00:41:32]  Okay.
[00:41:32]  And now, oh my God, he's a fucking retard.
[00:41:35]  Yeah, well, kind of always was.
[00:41:40]  You just bought into his fucking hype from him that he's amazing.
[00:41:46]  I am the greatest president that anybody's ever seen.
[00:41:49]  He's like, no, he's just trying to, he just gaslights people.
[00:41:53]  CNN the other day.
[00:41:55]  Had a poll that said Trump had a 100% approval rate.
[00:41:59]  He mentions it in this tweet, by the way.
[00:42:00]  I'm sorry, I just have to get inside of my system before I can read this because it's so fucked.
[00:42:05]  And he's serious, and they're serious, and that's what I'm saying.
[00:42:08]  We're supposed to pretend like this is all real.
[00:42:10]  They're all like, yes, Trump has a 100% approval rating.
[00:42:12]  And he's like, isn't that great?
[00:42:14]  Everybody loves me.
[00:42:15]  This is all a hoax.
[00:42:16]  Like, what the fuck are you doing?
[00:42:18]  What are you, North Korea now?
[00:42:20]  Korea's a reader is a unanimously loved by everyone.
[00:42:27]  Everybody, love a supreme reader.
[00:42:30]  Okay.
[00:42:31]  I'm sure.
[00:42:32]  I know.
[00:42:33]  I've seen America on TV.
[00:42:36]  There's people that definitely don't.
[00:42:38]  A lot.
[00:42:38]  He's the least.
[00:42:40]  He is the least most popular president in history.
[00:42:43]  And I'm wondering now that CNN is just tweeting his tune or just following whatever.
[00:42:49]  Does the president control?
[00:42:51]  Is CNN like CBC in Canada?
[00:42:53]  I bet it is.
[00:42:54]  I bet there are some of the legacy media outlets that are directly handled by the regime.
[00:43:00]  And while he was not in office, it hated him.
[00:43:02]  And then when he's back in, now it's like he's got a 100% approval.
[00:43:05]  Like, what?
[00:43:05]  Some of them flip flop like this.
[00:43:07]  You know, CBC would do this.
[00:43:10]  If Benito Mussolini and the boys were back in town and took over Canada, CBC would all of a sudden be a fucking hardline right wing.
[00:43:19]  That's just what they, you know, they know who daddy is.
[00:43:22]  That's just what they do.
[00:43:26]  Whether it's, and it's, you know, that's not true.
[00:43:28]  Like, yes, it is.
[00:43:28]  You're just not conscious of it because you're a weak little worm person.
[00:43:31]  You're just following your little worm instincts.
[00:43:33]  You don't really know what you're doing.
[00:43:35]  You're just a worm person.
[00:43:36]  It's fine.
[00:43:37]  It's gross, but it's not evil necessarily.
[00:43:43]  You're just gross and weak and slimy.
[00:43:46]  And birds eat you.
[00:43:46]  And we put you on hooks at the end of lines for bait.
[00:43:49]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:51]  Do you feel like bait sometimes, media people?
[00:43:54]  Anyway.
[00:44:05]  I'll just read it because this is.
[00:44:09]  I feel like it needs a soundtrack, though.
[00:44:10]  It's so insane.
[00:44:13]  It's not just like a couple lines.
[00:44:15]  He goes on an unhinged.
[00:44:18]  I feel like he should have posted this at like 5 28 a.m.
[00:44:25]  And you'd be like, he's coked up.
[00:44:32]  Like, I don't think anybody, I don't think I've ever done that.
[00:44:35]  Like, who's rage posting at that hour?
[00:44:38]  People that are on drugs.
[00:44:39]  If you're doing anything, I'm either asleep or I'm stoned.
[00:44:42]  I'm just making fun of people.
[00:44:43]  Who's saying crazy stuff?
[00:44:45]  But he did this in the middle of the afternoon, so he's just probably having a complete meltdown.
[00:44:51]  And he's in charge of the nuclear weapons, all of that stuff.
[00:44:56]  So.
[00:44:57]  The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.
[00:45:05]  I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the number one state sponsor of terror, to have a nuclear weapon because they have one thing in common low IQs.
[00:45:25]  They're stupid people.
[00:45:26]  They know it.
[00:45:27]  Their families know it.
[00:45:27]  And everyone else knows it too.
[00:45:30]  Look at their past.
[00:45:31]  Look at their record.
[00:45:31]  They don't have what it takes, and they never did.
[00:45:34]  They've all been thrown off television, lost their shows, and not even invited on TV because.
[00:45:39]  Nobody cares about them.
[00:45:41]  They're not jobs, troublemakers, and will say anything necessary for some free and cheap publicity.
[00:45:49]  Now they think they got some clicks because they have third rate podcasts, but nobody's talking about them and their views are the opposite of MAGA, or I wouldn't have won the presidential election in a landslide.
[00:46:03]  MAGA agrees with me and just gave CNN a 100% approval rating of Trump, all capital letters.
[00:46:14]  Not hand flailing fools like Tucker Carlson.
[00:46:19]  Not hand flailing fools like Tucker Carlson.
[00:46:22]  Absolutely not.
[00:46:24]  No way.
[00:46:27]  Every accusation is an admission.
[00:46:29]  Who couldn't even finish college.
[00:46:32]  He was a broken man when he got fired from Fox.
[00:46:36]  So sad.
[00:46:37]  And he's never been the same.
[00:46:38]  Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous only Rosie O'Donnell question.
[00:46:47]  Crazy Candace Owens, who accuses the highly respected First Lady of France of being a man.
[00:46:55]  This is the President of the United States right now, when she is not and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit.
[00:47:02]  Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is far more beautiful than Candace.
[00:47:07]  In fact, it's not even close.
[00:47:10]  Or bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things and lost his entire fortune, as he should have.
[00:47:17]  For this horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims.
[00:47:24]  Ridiculously claiming it was a hoax.
[00:47:27]  The so called pundits are losers, all caps.
[00:47:32]  And they will always be.
[00:47:34]  Now, fake news, CNN, the failing New York Times, and all the other radical left news organizations are hailing them and giving them positive press for the first time in their lives.
[00:47:45]  They're not MAGA, they're losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA, all caps.
[00:47:52]  As president, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don't return their calls because I'm too busy on world and country affairs.
[00:48:01]  And after a few times, they go nasty, just like Marjorie, Trader Brown, Green.
[00:48:08]  What, Trader Brown?
[00:48:09]  But I no longer care about that stuff.
[00:48:15]  I only care.
[00:48:25]  I don't want to look at the chat, but please, somebody please tell me that this has since been proven a hoax somehow, that this isn't real.
[00:48:31]  It was reported everywhere, and I read it, and I'm like, you can't, this is too much.
[00:48:36]  This is fucking, this is getting, this is getting fucked.
[00:48:42]  I'm taking issue with the simulation at this point, like, I'm getting fucking.
[00:48:52]  Listen, I agreed to play ball!
[00:48:56]  But fucking, come on!
[00:49:01]  There needs to be a limit on how fucking stupid this could get!
[00:49:05]  Please don't tell me this is about
[00:50:06]  winning and strength all caps and not allowing Iran to have nuclear weapons.
[00:50:14]  MAGA is about making America great again.
[00:50:18]  And these people have no idea how to do that, but I do, because the United States, all caps to the end, the United States is now the hottest country anywhere in the world.
[00:50:31]  President Donald J. Trump.
[00:50:35]  Oh, Like, if you're young, you don't fucking understand.

=== MAGA Is Just All Caps (13:57) ===

[00:50:45]  Fuck you.
[00:50:46]  Like, we.
[00:50:49]  This is getting to be too fucking much, man!
[00:50:55]  It's getting to be a little bit goddamn ridiculous!
[00:51:06]  Bill Clinton was the high watermark for absurd behavior from an elder statesman of the United States.
[00:51:13]  Bill Clinton, like, damn.
[00:51:15]  I mean, you assume he's probably banging chicks on this.
[00:51:19]  Of course.
[00:51:19]  I mean, he's the president.
[00:51:20]  He's probably, of course.
[00:51:22]  Pretty much to be that kind of guy, you have to be kind of a fucking animal anyway.
[00:51:25]  Of course, he's doing that.
[00:51:27]  I mean, he fucking got caught though.
[00:51:29]  What an idiot, you know?
[00:51:32]  And everybody was like, nah.
[00:51:35]  Then we had George Bush, who was like, well, he's illiterate.
[00:51:39]  He can't really read.
[00:51:40]  But I mean, who reads anymore?
[00:51:42]  Like, who needs to.
[00:51:43]  I mean, we've all made up our own words from time to time.
[00:51:46]  And look, sometimes we are.
[00:51:47]  Drunk more often than we're not, like he typically seems to be.
[00:51:51]  And, you know, other things.
[00:51:56]  And then they're like, hey, you need to believe that buildings just fall down.
[00:51:59]  They just, whoops, they all went out.
[00:52:01]  It just fell down.
[00:52:02]  A fucking aluminum plane, an aluminum plane filled with people made of fucking water and blood and little bitty bones and fucking, it went, the building just deleted itself.
[00:52:12]  Whoops.
[00:52:13]  Oh, it was a big fireball.
[00:52:15]  Yeah, whoa, gasoline, jet fuel just blowed the whole building, collapsed on itself.
[00:52:19]  And another building wasn't even hit by anything.
[00:52:20]  It just also went, you know what?
[00:52:21]  I'm leaving too.
[00:52:22]  I don't want to leave here without my friends.
[00:52:24]  Bye.
[00:52:24]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:52:25]  Deleted itself.
[00:52:26]  Well, there was a fire in the office.
[00:52:28]  Oh, was there a fire in the office?
[00:52:29]  Shut the fuck up, nerd.
[00:52:31]  You fucking retard.
[00:52:32]  I would weaken the beams and then cause it.
[00:52:35]  There was a fucking little fire in the office.
[00:52:37]  So the whole thing just fell down into the.
[00:52:39]  Just right there.
[00:52:40]  Really?
[00:52:41]  Into a fine dust.
[00:52:43]  Notice how there was no creaking and.
[00:52:46]  You know, it's bending steel failing.
[00:52:48]  It just.
[00:52:49]  More like explosion sounds and then a fine powdery dust.
[00:52:53]  Something pulverized all of the cinder blocks and pillars.
[00:52:56]  You know what?
[00:52:57]  We're getting into the weeds a bit, but you know.
[00:53:00]  So it's what I'm saying is it started in my lifetime as like, now we're going to do fucking stupid shit right in front of you and see if you'll catch it.
[00:53:07]  And back then it was like, it was, this is offensive now.
[00:53:13]  This is so beyond the pale.
[00:53:15]  I don't even.
[00:53:17]  Oh.
[00:53:22]  I'm going to read the chat, and I don't know if I'm going to want to because I want this to not be real.
[00:53:30]  But it probably is.
[00:53:35]  And this is where we're at now.
[00:53:37]  This is acceptable behavior.
[00:53:43]  A fire truck.
[00:53:45]  Yes, people are now reading the tweet.
[00:53:46]  It's insane.
[00:53:54]  And it's only gotten worse because they've only been getting away with it.
[00:53:58]  So the effort level into the crime and the criminality just gets weaker and dumber and lazier to the point where they're just, oh, whatever.
[00:54:07]  Fucking whatever, man.
[00:54:10]  Hey, buddy, just fucking bribe the whole Conservative Party, man.
[00:54:17]  This is why the liberals are winning, by the way.
[00:54:20]  These conservatives are two fucking uptight wiener children.
[00:54:24]  They're losers, all right?
[00:54:26]  You need to be you need to get fucking a little bit ripped and angry like a real Canadian fascist Just enough that it like, because you normally, if you're like a hot blooded Scottish Irish fuck like me, you're just my Danish grandmother, like I have no chance.
[00:54:47]  I just came, I was born this way.
[00:54:50]  So it, you know, brings it down to where you can really utilize that desire to destroy things in a more efficient and, you know, strategic manner.
[00:55:00]  It also helps with creativity.
[00:55:02]  You'll come up, where do you think the Blood Eagle came from, guys?
[00:55:04]  You think somebody was just like, Thinking what it, no.
[00:55:09]  They're like, I really want to kill this guy in the most horrible way possible.
[00:55:12]  And they got really, they got, they sat around and I don't know if they did mushrooms or what they did.
[00:55:16]  But one of them was just stood up and was like, I got it.
[00:55:20]  What do you want to do?
[00:55:23]  Let's cut him open from the back and then pull, break all of his ribs and then pull his lungs out and make them like wings on his back and let him just fucking die.
[00:55:33]  It'll take like a day or two.
[00:55:36]  Holy Henrik has really lost it.
[00:55:39]  I like what you're doing.
[00:55:41]  Let's do it.
[00:55:46]  Like, how bored are you?
[00:55:50]  This is why they didn't have, like, you know, social media back then.
[00:55:54]  So it had to be an event.
[00:55:55]  It's like, it's going to be decades before we get to do this to somebody else again.
[00:55:58]  So we really want to savor this.
[00:56:01]  What did this guy do again?
[00:56:04]  Accusation.
[00:56:04]  We don't even know.
[00:56:05]  Ah, fuck him.
[00:56:08]  I'm sure the government back then was corrupt too.
[00:56:10]  I literally didn't do anything.
[00:56:10]  Ah, fuck you.
[00:56:11]  Nobody even likes you.
[00:56:12]  Cares.
[00:56:20]  Just been one absurdity after the next.
[00:56:23]  And like every time they're made fun of, every time they're pointed out, every time people fight you on it first and act like you're crazy.
[00:56:32]  And then with more time and distance, 5, 10, 20 years, they go, Yeah, that's pretty fucking retarded.
[00:56:40]  In 5, 10 more years, everyone will look back at COVID and be like, Fucking, that was crazy, stupid.
[00:56:46]  Yeah.
[00:56:47]  Except not when it was happening.
[00:56:50]  It was super important that you be a rule follower and obedient to the worst.
[00:56:53]  Fucking people in the world who lie about everything, who lie about everything, everything that matters.
[00:57:02]  None of them give a shit about anybody but themselves.
[00:57:05]  It's just a game, it's an occupation.
[00:57:08]  Regular people look at it and think, again, oh, well, we gotta vote and we gotta get the, because that's how you're told how it works.
[00:57:16]  Who told you that's how it works?
[00:57:19]  Who?
[00:57:21]  Who told you that system that you believe in so much?
[00:57:26]  Is how everything really works in real life.
[00:57:28]  How are you sure that that's true?
[00:57:30]  Who told you that?
[00:57:33]  Well, I see it happening.
[00:57:34]  You see what they want you to see.
[00:57:36]  You were shown a curated set of ideas.
[00:57:42]  If I give you nine cards out of a deck and tell you that's the whole deck, you think it's the whole deck and you're going to play and lose every hand you'll ever play forever.
[00:57:51]  And that's the way I like it.
[00:57:54]  Because if you don't have any of the information, You're blind as a bat.
[00:57:58]  You're no match for anybody.
[00:58:00]  You're harmless.
[00:58:01]  People who have no idea what's going on are absolutely harmless.
[00:58:05]  They're running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
[00:58:07]  They just laugh at them.
[00:58:09]  Throw them in another war over here.
[00:58:12]  Let's hunt them for sport on an island.
[00:58:15]  Whatever, right?
[00:58:17]  It's when they stop being retarded and notice what's happening, then they have a problem and then they come after you.
[00:58:30]  Nobody wants to ruin the charade.
[00:58:40]  I just got a vote.
[00:58:41]  I just got a.
[00:58:42]  Yeah, did they tell you about.
[00:58:43]  Did they tell you about it in poli sci?
[00:58:45]  I got a degree in fucking.
[00:58:47]  Did you?
[00:58:47]  Did they tell you about the.
[00:58:52]  The Cohn brothers?
[00:58:54]  Or, sorry, the Koch brothers.
[00:58:57]  K O C H. Or about the Irving family?
[00:59:01]  Did they tell you about those?
[00:59:03]  Like, you know?
[00:59:05]  What about the Bronfman family?
[00:59:06]  Have you heard of them?
[00:59:07]  You've heard of Charles and Edgar Bronfman before?
[00:59:09]  Because this is like the real.
[00:59:13]  This is where real decisions are made at that kind of level, but nobody told you who they were.
[00:59:19]  They are just the people who own all of the people you think are in charge.
[00:59:22]  That's all.
[00:59:23]  Why didn't they tell you that?
[00:59:24]  Well, geez, I don't know.
[00:59:27]  Because they want you to believe in this charade so that you'll become a harmless chicken person who will never be a threat to anyone.
[00:59:39]  Blue tie, red tie, just another gay guy.
[00:59:41]  Just do another election.
[00:59:43]  Just do another election.
[00:59:44]  Just do another.
[00:59:45]  It's been like 80 years.
[00:59:48]  Like 60 years in Canada.
[00:59:52]  But damn, we keep doing the same things we don't want to do every election anyway.
[00:59:57]  It's weird.
[01:00:01]  Because we don't want to do this, but we're doing it anyway because a tiny minority of elected people say that we have to do it when they're supposed to represent us, but they're not.
[01:00:10]  So that means they're illegitimate.
[01:00:13]  Especially if they're just doing all this floor crossing shit.
[01:00:16]  Now, here's, you know, first, I make fun of them all the time because you're, you know, you're conservatives.
[01:00:24]  That's why I'm wearing your colors.
[01:00:25]  So I do it to mock you.
[01:00:26]  I look better in them anyway.
[01:00:29]  I'm going to turn them evil.
[01:00:30]  All right.
[01:00:31]  I'm going to turn them evil.
[01:00:32]  And then maybe with any luck, you'll grow a beard or something and just, for the love of God, the love of God, grow something.
[01:00:47]  They're all real mad about all these floor crossings.
[01:00:51]  And now, even Pierre has said they should be thrown out of parliament and they should have to run by elections and all this kind of stuff.
[01:00:57]  Technically, actually, legally, bro, they're allowed to.
[01:01:02]  They've been doing it forever.
[01:01:05]  It's not super common, and it's usually not more than one or two in the tenure of a prime minister.
[01:01:09]  So, what are we at now?
[01:01:11]  Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
[01:01:12]  They're saying they've got nine more potentially that may want to come over.
[01:01:15]  So, like, this is just a give me a break.
[01:01:18]  This is just rats fleeing a ship.
[01:01:20]  This is the most obvious thing.
[01:01:21]  Well, actually, they're allowed.
[01:01:22]  I don't fucking care, nerd.
[01:01:24]  I don't give a shit.
[01:01:25]  And neither does everyone in the country.
[01:01:26]  Nobody in the country gives a fucking shit what the rules are anymore because they're bullshit.
[01:01:32]  They care about what they know is fucking true.
[01:01:38]  And what they know is true is that they thought the blue team was supposed to be fighting the red team.
[01:01:48]  That was the understanding.
[01:01:50]  That was the game show, and they picked the blue team.
[01:01:54]  So, can you blame them that the blue team's players are just joining the red team?
[01:01:59]  How can this be?
[01:02:00]  This feels as though I have been deeply betrayed somehow.
[01:02:08]  Yes, you have.
[01:02:10]  That is a legitimate feeling.
[01:02:13]  Well done, Canada.
[01:02:14]  You've identified as something that's fucking.
[01:02:19]  You've been betrayed again and again and again by the Same people over and over and over and over who just turns out are so similar that in the end, blue tie, red tie, just another gay guy.
[01:02:36]  They can just do swapsies.
[01:02:39]  Two, five, 10, 20, maybe the whole bunch of them will come over.
[01:02:43]  Maybe everybody.
[01:02:44]  And we'll just have one big uni party in the open.
[01:02:49]  Why not at this fucking point?
[01:02:52]  We've already been doing the gun ban.
[01:02:54]  And we're going to do life in prison for talking, and we're going to do censorship of everything, and we're going to do secret policing.
[01:03:01]  So, why not just have the fucking Central Communist Committee of Ottawa and just fucking get it over with, Chairman Carney?
[01:03:10]  Jesus.
[01:03:13]  Who the fuck do you think you're fooling anyway?
[01:03:18]  They've made an excellent case that democracy in Canada is a joke, it is not real.
[01:03:27]  And it doesn't matter who you vote for because, in the end, they're just as likely to go, you know what?
[01:03:34]  I'm going on the other team, suckers.
[01:03:37]  So, what's the point?
[01:03:39]  If they are in, listen to me, if the two opposing factions supposedly, they're so different, right?
[01:03:46]  They're so different.
[01:03:47]  They're like, you never believe it.
[01:03:50]  It's like a baby versus a werewolf.
[01:03:52]  It's not even cloned.
[01:03:54]  They're so similar.
[01:03:55]  Why are they like interchangeable parts, like light bulbs?
[01:03:57]  I can take one out of one socket and put it right in the other one, and you'd never know the difference.
[01:04:00]  It just turned into a different color, but it still works fine.
[01:04:04]  I took the blue light out and I put it in the red light socket.
[01:04:07]  When you know, it turned red.
[01:04:12]  That shouldn't be possible.
[01:04:18]  Unless they're the same, anyway, really.
[01:04:23]  Or close enough that why are you differentiating one from the other?
[01:04:31]  If they don't, they don't even consider themselves different.
[01:04:39]  Not only are one team willing to join the other, the other one's willing to have them.

=== Everyone Sees The Lie (03:25) ===

[01:04:43]  Like, sure, come on right over.
[01:04:45]  Come on over.
[01:04:49]  Nobody's, uh.
[01:04:51]  Do you know?
[01:04:52]  We are all getting fucked.
[01:04:54]  This is all a fucking lie.
[01:04:57]  This is all a grift.
[01:04:59]  This is a fucking circus.
[01:05:02]  And I am tired of you fools making a mockery of everything.
[01:05:14]  Everybody can fucking see you.
[01:05:38]  Oh, Mr.
[01:06:13]  McKenzie, we take this very seriously.
[01:06:24]  Are you...
[01:06:25]  Are you seriously suggesting that I would sacrifice my principles as a blablibity blurp to cross the floor to the gaglooberty glabs?
[01:06:33]  Mr. McKenzie, are you trying to say
[01:07:21]  Don't blame us We're just a product of our environment, aren't we, Phil?
[01:07:25]  You made me like this.
[01:07:30]  And that's why they hate people like me because I won't play.
[01:07:34]  I won't shut up.
[01:07:34]  I won't play getting the gaslighting.
[01:07:37]  Because I'm in this setup, in this framework, where they live in retard land, I'm the crazy person because I'm yelling and screaming about how much they're stealing and lying and killing people.
[01:07:50]  What I am such an unreasonable person in the upside down where they live, I bet.
[01:07:59]  But down here, you're a rapist, pedophile, warmongering, psycho, uh, fraudster, criminal, mafioso, gangster, though.

=== Imaginary Power And Small Heads (03:13) ===

[01:08:09]  To like everyone can see this, everyone sees this.
[01:08:14]  Everyone, um, if you could do it, if you could get lightning in a bottle.
[01:08:25]  And like a just a temporary boost, just for a hot minute.
[01:08:33]  You got everybody on the same side in this country who just doesn't can't be bothered to give a shit anymore or even pay attention because it's all so, it's all such bullshit.
[01:08:48]  They don't vote, they don't care.
[01:08:50]  They're like, you're all fucking liars, it's all stupid bullshit.
[01:08:54]  Like all of those people, we all outnumber the fuck out of these nerds, though, by like three to one, actually.
[01:09:05]  All the power they think they have is imaginary.
[01:09:09]  It's only real inside of everyone else's head.
[01:09:13]  The second you stop believing in it, it goes away.
[01:09:16]  It doesn't exist.
[01:09:18]  It's not real.
[01:09:19]  It's like the green goblin.
[01:09:22]  Oh, the government's gonna, they're gonna what?
[01:09:27]  They're gonna what?
[01:09:35]  If a significant portion of the population just adopts that mentality, that's it.
[01:09:40]  That's it.
[01:09:45]  This entire operation is like training animals.
[01:09:52]  And then once they've been trained, keeping them on the plantation.
[01:10:01]  But even still, of the trained animals, there is an instinct to try to get loose and get free.
[01:10:07]  It's human curiosity.
[01:10:12]  And some people get loose and some people don't.
[01:10:14]  Some people just go crazy.
[01:10:25]  That's the way they like it.
[01:10:35]  They've never once argued with me about anything that I've said.
[01:10:49]  It's just, did you say this about Jews?
[01:10:52]  Did you fucking, is it true that, like, did you?
[01:10:56]  I've been talking for seven years.
[01:11:05]  Been doing things for seven years.
[01:11:07]  And that's your question?
[01:11:16]  I don't think these people even have the capacity to ask the right questions.

=== When Reality Flatlines (14:14) ===

[01:11:22]  They cannot, their head is too small.
[01:11:25]  It can't stretch.
[01:11:26]  It's like a child that can't see what's on the counter.
[01:11:29]  They can't think about, you know, to steal the chocolates off the counter if they're not tall enough to see that they're up there.
[01:11:35]  So that's all they need to do.
[01:11:48]  And then, even at the same time, as annoying and miserable and stupid as these people are, it's like you'd still, they would be last because they suck.
[01:12:05]  But if everything else was done and taken care of, and there was literally nothing else to do except go back for those morons and fucking save them too, everyone would go, and we'd fucking have to go back and get, because we'd fucking feel bad.
[01:12:25]  We're white.
[01:12:26]  It would eat us up later.
[01:12:27]  We'd drink about it 20 years later.
[01:12:28]  It'd be like, I mean, in the end, we beat them anyway, and their crime was that they were stupid.
[01:12:34]  Seems kind of, I mean, we could have just sterilized them.
[01:12:44]  These fucking people would never do that for you, but.
[01:12:49]  Like, they're a product of this toxic soup that we live in, this bullshit fake world that we live in.
[01:12:55]  It damages and corrodes people, and some of them don't make it.
[01:12:57]  Some of them become just.
[01:12:59]  They're gone, man.
[01:13:00]  I've seen it happen.
[01:13:01]  And, you know, I remember there's a period of my life, I was like, I'm 40 now.
[01:13:05]  Like, when you're 20, it's like, oh, I've seen all this shit.
[01:13:07]  Like, you haven't seen anything, you're 20 years old.
[01:13:10]  But I've, no, I've seen that too.
[01:13:11]  I've seen people go, they're not there.
[01:13:13]  There's nobody in there anymore.
[01:13:16]  I don't, I wouldn't know how to retrieve that person.
[01:13:19]  In other words, like, they're so far gone.
[01:13:20]  Like, I don't even know.
[01:13:22]  It's like, where'd they go?
[01:13:23]  They ran into the woods.
[01:13:24]  You're like, it's just forest in every direction.
[01:13:29]  On the edge of a forest in the prairies, like in northern Saskatchewan.
[01:13:32]  Like, they went that way.
[01:13:33]  And you're like, oh, they went into the forever, did they?
[01:13:37]  Okay.
[01:13:37]  Well, fuck.
[01:13:38]  I guess I'll get right on it.
[01:13:42]  Like, I. Discernment, that's word of the year.
[01:13:50]  That's very important because there's always, especially now in COVID until now, there's newer people who are just recently realizing something doesn't make sense.
[01:14:02]  I feel like I'm getting screwed.
[01:14:04]  I feel like, I mean, nobody thinks life should be fair, fair, but like, there's, but wait a minute.
[01:14:09]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:09]  Like, we're, how unfair is it supposed to be?
[01:14:12]  Because we are, we are getting so economically fucked over that if anybody effectively put together like a propaganda package of what your financial situation should look like right now, given, say, the last 20, 30 years were done properly, how wealthy and like what our schools and medical system would be, like, You would go to war for that.
[01:14:35]  You should, because that's a huge leap.
[01:14:38]  That's what's been stolen from you by these people more and more every year for decades.
[01:14:44]  And we're further behind now than we were 25 fucking years ago.
[01:14:49]  We just have shinier shit, but it's like everything's worse than it was 25 years ago.
[01:14:56]  And there's no sign of it improving anytime soon.
[01:14:59]  So like.
[01:15:09]  But there's a lot of reasons to notice things are amiss.
[01:15:13]  And then new people come online, but they.
[01:15:17]  I at least had the fortune to kind of come at this when I felt like it.
[01:15:22]  I didn't start in the COVID era where everything was just mass exposed.
[01:15:27]  Social media was primed and everything.
[01:15:30]  People weren't running into a conspiracy theory, they were getting all of them at once.
[01:15:35]  And a lot of people became very mentally ill because.
[01:15:41]  If you have one thing that you've realized you've been duped on, or you accept, like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
[01:15:48]  Like, you see it and you go, wow.
[01:15:50]  All of a sudden, everything gets a little foggy because you're like, well, if that can happen, then what else?
[01:15:55]  It makes you feel very vulnerable and stupid.
[01:15:58]  And you have to start real, you know, this is normal.
[01:16:02]  But generally, maybe you shouldn't stack like 50 of those on top of one another.
[01:16:12]  And then they would just annihilate your reality.
[01:16:15]  Like people overdosed on conspiracy theories, is literally what I'm saying.
[01:16:19]  And they did.
[01:16:19]  And they're just, you know, I don't know what that does to you long term where you have no tether to reality whatsoever.
[01:16:26]  I just kind of went like 2010, 11, maybe.
[01:16:30]  I started to kind of start poking around.
[01:16:32]  But like I had 10 years on all these, a lot of these people.
[01:16:35]  And now they're all just like, I have it all at once.
[01:16:37]  And they're fucking flatlining.
[01:16:41]  They're fucking flatlining on like, I'm so happy.
[01:16:44]  You're like, yeah, that's, yeah, I forgot about that guy.
[01:16:47]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:16:50]  One after the other, after the other, after the other.
[01:16:52]  You know, there should be like, there needs to be an education core or something, alternative fucking university to be like, here's, you know, widely accepted by like 85% of the community to be like, this is generally what we're all in agreement on is happening and has happened and so on.
[01:17:11]  You know, in this order of timeline, that would be an insane amount of work, but people come up to you with like the craziest stuff.
[01:17:21]  What's this?
[01:17:22]  You in Afghanistan with the special forces?
[01:17:24]  Did you guys capture Bigfoot when you were in Afghanistan?
[01:17:27]  I'm like, no.
[01:17:29]  Well, I read on the internet.
[01:17:31]  I'm pretty sure I would have heard about that.
[01:17:37]  Nobody keeps secrets in the army, not from other people in the army.
[01:17:41]  Like, it just doesn't happen.
[01:17:43]  Like, guys talk to each other shit all the time.
[01:17:46]  When they're not supposed to, it goes even further.
[01:17:48]  Like, And, you know, I mean, back in those days, generally it was fine because everybody was pretty trustworthy.
[01:18:01]  I mean, they wouldn't give you crazy amounts of details, but sometimes they'd be like telling you some shit they shouldn't.
[01:18:12]  Look at it now.
[01:18:24]  It was a hoax.
[01:18:26]  Yeah, but COVID, it flipped a lot of people online, but they overdose on it.
[01:18:32]  It's too much.
[01:18:32]  There's too much crazy shit out there.
[01:18:34]  I once spent a week online because I wasn't in a panic.
[01:18:39]  I wasn't rushing against the stress of like, we have enough toilet paper.
[01:18:42]  None of that.
[01:18:43]  I was just up at night having a drink of rum, being like, did Michael Jackson fake his death?
[01:18:50]  I think he might be alive.
[01:18:54]  Anyway.
[01:18:55]  That was a whole.
[01:18:59]  There's so many things that are legitimate, like, you can't do all that in six months or a year.
[01:19:07]  Like, you fry your brain.
[01:19:11]  So, they don't develop the discernment ability.
[01:19:13]  You don't have a way to, like, if you're training your muscles or anything, you're not going to do 27 workouts in two days and you'll just destroy, you'll just tear the tendons right off your bones.
[01:19:24]  Like, That's not what you need to absorb, process, recover, and then go back and do it again and again.
[01:19:31]  And that's just, you know, like everything.
[01:19:32]  You can't just.
[01:19:41]  And when you have a kind of a limited, more limited focus like that, you've got more time, you can think more clearly.
[01:19:48]  You can weigh things against each other and think about it and sleep on it and come back to it a week later.
[01:19:54]  And it's just kind of a thing you're.
[01:19:59]  And then eventually you find patterns and you find certain people who are very credible and fairly just about what's going on.
[01:20:11]  There are these things and there are these people that exist.
[01:20:12]  There's not a ton of them, but there are data points where you could be fairly sure that.
[01:20:16]  If all of these are saying it, it's true.
[01:20:20]  You know, things like that.
[01:20:21]  And like if you were learning how to fight or something, you're not going to, all right, here you go.
[01:20:26]  You need to win this 15 round fight against George Foreman right now.
[01:20:30]  Like, no.
[01:20:33]  You need to develop the skill that you go to start realizing what's bullshit and what's not and why this isn't possible and so on.
[01:20:41]  A lot of people didn't do that and they just don't have any discernment.
[01:20:43]  And people come up with like, You know, wanting to bother you with just like a guy that doesn't like, we're enslaved by vampires.
[01:20:53]  Do you understand?
[01:20:57]  I think they're hiding the pyramid earth.
[01:20:59]  Like, I don't.
[01:21:02]  Ferry nailed this one day, actually.
[01:21:04]  And he said, guys, you know, if it doesn't matter, if we don't win, none of it matters anyway.
[01:21:09]  So that's the most important.
[01:21:10]  And, you know, in order of operations, we need to survive, right?
[01:21:14]  That's important.
[01:21:15]  Let's do that first before we spend the next 15 years spurring about Tartaria.
[01:21:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:21]  Like, I, well, yes, very interesting, but like, hello, barbarians, monsters, the claw.
[01:21:26]  Have you done what are you doing, man?
[01:21:29]  You can't spurg about Tartaria and be a sports ball guy and be fat at the same time.
[01:21:34]  That's three strikes, buddy.
[01:21:37]  That's three.
[01:21:44]  Unacceptable.
[01:21:45]  Unacceptable!
[01:21:47]  I still have that.
[01:21:49]  Yeah.
[01:21:50]  This is unacceptable!
[01:21:56]  There's a limit.
[01:21:56]  Like, there's supposed to be a limit on the silliness and the absurdity and the not, and it's being broken a lot.
[01:22:01]  And I don't like it.
[01:22:09]  Are we doing the fucking aliens or not?
[01:22:13]  For fuck's sake.
[01:22:18]  Boys.
[01:22:23]  Because, you know, everybody notices, before I go back to the war and all the horrible, like, oh, all the scientists in America are just dying and disappearing and leaving creepy 911 calls, all linked to UFO, Air Force.
[01:22:37]  Like, okay.
[01:22:38]  Okay, who's this guy?
[01:22:40]  A NASA scientist.
[01:22:41]  Is he gone?
[01:22:42]  Yeah, okay.
[01:22:43]  Also murdered.
[01:22:44]  Right on.
[01:22:44]  Okay.
[01:22:45]  Good.
[01:22:45]  Yeah, it's not a story.
[01:22:47]  It's fine.
[01:22:49]  Like, this was what's happening in America while the president's being like, they have loser podcasts and nobody likes them and blah, You just.
[01:23:00]  This is how I. Once again, is Chet listening?
[01:23:06]  There's only so many Ghostbuster homies, there's others.
[01:23:11]  But I frequently find ways to tie scenes from Ghostbusters into reality.
[01:23:26]  To kind of illustrate how I feel about me.
[01:23:28]  Like, we're hitting real close.
[01:23:30]  Where is this fucking scene?
[01:23:36]  Yes.
[01:23:40]  I, you know, I, again, I think I based about a significant portion of my adult personality is based off of Peter Venkman.
[01:23:48]  It explains a fair bit.
[01:23:54]  But in this particular scene, I'm going to have to go with Egon facing off against government morons intent on just pushing everything to its absolute limit of madness.
[01:24:09]  Like, there's a limit to how much madness we can handle.
[01:24:13]  And he doesn't, you know, he says he's a feminist, but he's a government guy.
[01:24:16]  And he's like, fuck you, lady.
[01:24:17]  And he just pushes past him.
[01:24:20]  The feds.
[01:24:28]  This is my slam poetry submission for like.
[01:24:34]  This is my translation of what this podcast has been versus the government for the last seven years.
[01:24:42]  And this is.
[01:24:43]  Basically, it feels like it's going to be something in the next six months' time period, maybe a year, tops.
[01:24:47]  They have a warrant.
[01:24:48]  Excuse me, this is private property.
[01:24:50]  Shut this off, shut these all up.
[01:24:52]  I'm warning you, turning off these machines would be extremely hazardous.
[01:24:55]  I'll tell you what's hazardous.
[01:24:56]  You're facing federal prosecution for at least a half a.
[01:24:59]  Censoring all of these people and making all these crazy laws like this is going to make people very upset.
[01:25:05]  It's very hazardous.
[01:25:06]  I'll tell you what's hazardous.
[01:25:07]  You and your hate speech, that's what's hazardous.
[01:25:13]  Turning off these machines would be extremely hazardous.
[01:25:15]  I'll tell you what's hazardous.
[01:25:16]  You're facing federal prosecution for at least a half a dozen environmental violations.
[01:25:20]  Now, either you shut off these beams or we shut them off for you.
[01:25:27]  Try to understand, this is a high voltage laser containment system.
[01:25:30]  Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb in the city.
[01:25:33]  Don't patronize me.
[01:25:34]  I'm not grotesquely stupid, like the people you built.

=== Go Full Communist Psycho (06:39) ===

[01:25:37]  At ease, officer.
[01:25:37]  I'm Peter Venkman.
[01:25:39]  I think there's just been a slight misunderstanding, and I want to cooperate in any way that I can.
[01:25:42]  Forget it, Venkman.
[01:25:44]  You had your chance to cooperate, but you thought it'd be more fun to insult me.
[01:25:47]  Well, now it is my turn, wise ass.
[01:25:49]  He wants to shut down the protection grid, Peter.
[01:25:51]  You shut that thing down, and we are not going to be held responsible for whatever happened.
[01:25:55]  No, we won't be.
[01:25:56]  Maybe Derek is Venkman or Ferris.
[01:25:58]  I don't know, but this is all very.
[01:25:59]  This feels very familiar.
[01:26:00]  Shut it off.
[01:26:02]  Don't shut it off.
[01:26:04]  I'm warning you.
[01:26:07]  I've never seen anything like this before.
[01:26:08]  I don't know.
[01:26:09]  I'm not interested in your opinion.
[01:26:11]  Just shut it off.
[01:26:14]  My friend, don't be a jerk.
[01:26:16]  Step aside.
[01:26:17]  If he does that again, you can shoot him.
[01:26:19]  You do your job, pencil neck.
[01:26:20]  Don't tell me how to do mine.
[01:26:22]  Thank you, officer.
[01:26:23]  Shut it off!
[01:26:30]  Yeah, just do it.
[01:26:32]  Just go full communist psycho.
[01:26:34]  It's gonna be fine.
[01:26:35]  Do it!
[01:26:36]  Yes.
[01:26:37]  Piss.
[01:27:27]  It is kind of fun to watch, though.
[01:27:32]  I just, I thought, I mean, the game is clearly let's stretch the limits of human sanity to its breaking point.
[01:27:39]  To where no one can know what's real or fake anymore, nothing matters, and everything is just a bloodbath of madness.
[01:27:46]  Like, at what point will we snap, or will we at all?
[01:27:52]  Or will we just adjust to it and then eventually live in a perpetual cycle of hellish conditions forever and ever?
[01:28:03]  I mean I guess we'll find out.
[01:28:22]  It's okay.
[01:28:22]  Everyone's just finding out and realizing, internalizing that, like, oh, so voting is pointless.
[01:28:27]  Voting is not real.
[01:28:28]  Voting is a waste of time and just a trivial, you know, exercise in, you know, my amusement, basically.
[01:28:37]  Because in the end, it doesn't, they're interchangeable parts.
[01:28:40]  It's all just, it's all just fake nonsense.
[01:28:45]  It's just, it's two different teams that, like, like social clubs.
[01:28:50]  There's the conservative social club and the liberal social club.
[01:28:53]  Um, They're both elitist golf course yacht sailing snob fucks, but they both want control.
[01:29:04]  So they compete for it against each other.
[01:29:07]  And sometimes they switch teams.
[01:29:09]  And they go, Oh, how dare you, Reginald?
[01:29:12]  Yes, well, your grandfather did this to my grandfather.
[01:29:14]  And, you know, I can do the hemp versus the paper wars.
[01:29:20]  Ah, yes, yes.
[01:29:22]  Fair play, fair play.
[01:29:23]  Like, that's who Like, how many times I've seen so much of this shit?
[01:29:35]  It turns my stomach.
[01:29:37]  I hate politicians more than probably anybody in the world.
[01:29:41]  Just that person, that thing is just, oh, wow.
[01:29:54]  And how many times do you see them?
[01:29:56]  Actual, honest, desperate, upset, worried people are like, this is my chance.
[01:30:01]  I'm going to go talk to these people and I'm going to.
[01:30:04]  And they will look them dead in the face and shake their hand and go, oh, we're going to absolutely do everything.
[01:30:10]  Don't worry.
[01:30:10]  Don't worry.
[01:30:12]  I'll make sure someone gets in touch with you.
[01:30:13]  Don't worry.
[01:30:14]  We're going to take care of that.
[01:30:18]  As it leaves his mouth, he's already forgotten about it.
[01:30:25]  All of them.
[01:30:26]  It's just a job.
[01:30:29]  It's like shittier pro wrestling, except it only works if you all believe that it's real.
[01:30:37]  Like pro wrestling, in pro wrestling, you have to believe, you have to pretend to believe that it's real for it to be fun.
[01:30:46]  I mean, that's what we were doing.
[01:30:47]  We're like 12, 13, 14.
[01:30:49]  And even some are like, you know, older people like it because it's just, I don't, I think it's probably pretty lame now, but.
[01:30:56]  Some of our uncles and dads and stuff would watch it with us back in the day.
[01:30:59]  We were like 13, 14.
[01:31:00]  I mean, there were chicks in their underwear, and people were getting hit with trucks and stuff.
[01:31:03]  It was kind of crazy.
[01:31:05]  People were literally getting thrown off of steel cages 30 feet in the air.
[01:31:07]  And you're like, Jesus Christ on live TV.
[01:31:09]  Like, this is fucking, you know?
[01:31:12]  So it was something the dads were fine to do.
[01:31:15]  It's like, what's going on?
[01:31:16]  They're like, oh, I got to take the kids to the wrestling thing.
[01:31:19]  That pay per view this weekend.
[01:31:21]  It'll probably be up until midnight, one o'clock.
[01:31:23]  Probably have a couple of beers.
[01:31:24]  Oh, yeah.
[01:31:27]  Where they're all watching it, and the fucking dads are back there, like getting right into it.
[01:31:31]  It was funny.
[01:31:32]  But no one was like, This is really happening.
[01:31:36]  Everyone knows it's a show, but it's just, you know, for it to work.
[01:31:42]  Otherwise, it's broken.
[01:31:44]  You're like, No, well, obviously, The Undertaker is not a supernatural being.
[01:31:51]  Obviously, he's not actually dead and buried alive.
[01:31:54]  That was very illegal.
[01:31:56]  Like, what are you doing?
[01:31:57]  That's part of the fucking fun of it, right?
[01:32:01]  And in politics in Canada, in most places, but you have to, it only works if you believe that it is real.
[01:32:11]  Because if you don't, nobody plays and they don't have any authority.

=== A System Designed To Screw Us (12:37) ===

[01:32:16]  And they say, we have to do this.
[01:32:18]  And people go, shut up, clown.
[01:32:22]  Be quiet, clown person.
[01:32:24]  You don't do anything.
[01:32:28]  You don't, you do nothing.
[01:32:30]  You don't do anything.
[01:32:31]  Your existence consumes things, resources, people potentially, but you don't produce anything.
[01:32:42]  You don't make anything.
[01:32:44]  You don't do anything for anyone.
[01:32:46]  You don't build anything.
[01:32:47]  You don't invent anything.
[01:32:48]  You don't discover anything.
[01:32:50]  You don't fix anything.
[01:32:51]  You don't heal anyone.
[01:32:52]  You just stand there and finger wag, Mr. Speaker, blah, And 30 years goes by.
[01:33:02]  Of you doing that, whatever that is, right?
[01:33:05]  And our fathers are working into their 70s with broken backs and they can't afford to retire.
[01:33:12]  But yet you have $28 million and own several properties.
[01:33:19]  So forgive me, I don't care, nor do I think anyone in this country should care how it works because it's broken.
[01:33:28]  I don't care how it works, it doesn't work.
[01:33:33]  People who do this for 30 years.
[01:33:37]  I'm sorry, has the country improved dramatically?
[01:33:39]  Has our standard of living improved immensely?
[01:33:41]  Is everything just easier and better and more plentiful and safer and more wonderful?
[01:33:45]  No, it's the exact opposite of that.
[01:33:47]  And they caught another pay raise.
[01:33:49]  They just got another pay raise.
[01:33:52]  Got another pay raise.
[01:33:59]  You don't understand how it works.
[01:34:01]  I know how it works.
[01:34:02]  It's crooked and broken.
[01:34:05]  It's working as intended to screw us.
[01:34:09]  You idiot.
[01:34:18]  That's how you know they're slaves is when they get upset when people talk like this because they are attached to it.
[01:34:25]  They like it the way it is.
[01:34:27]  They want to believe that the way it is.
[01:34:28]  Like they're fully with it.
[01:34:30]  They don't separate themselves.
[01:34:32]  They and these fucking politicians and scumbags and billionaires and all, they are like, oh, that's me.
[01:34:37]  That's my team.
[01:34:37]  They don't give a shit about you.
[01:34:40]  Are you kidding?
[01:34:42]  How many people did they shake hands with across the country in the last 15 years alone?
[01:34:46]  Every party, every side, and say, don't worry.
[01:34:48]  We're going to take care of it.
[01:34:49]  Don't worry.
[01:34:50]  We're going to have a don't worry.
[01:34:51]  How many of those people are dead now?
[01:34:55]  It's not zero.
[01:34:55]  It's a lot less than zero.
[01:34:57]  I wish it was.
[01:34:58]  It's a lot more than zero.
[01:35:01]  Do they care?
[01:35:02]  No.
[01:35:03]  They're getting a pay raise.
[01:35:05]  They don't feel bad.
[01:35:08]  You know, a quote that I love, and it's come up a few times in the last few days.
[01:35:17]  And it's Just one of those ones I love.
[01:35:24]  It's just perfect.
[01:35:24]  It's so true.
[01:35:26]  And it says that it's what a man does in the end that he intended to do all along.
[01:35:47]  And what are they doing in the end?
[01:35:51]  Are they helping anybody?
[01:35:53]  Are they going without?
[01:35:56]  Like you, like me, like all of us?
[01:35:58]  Are they going without?
[01:36:00]  Are they canceling things?
[01:36:01]  Are they stopping things?
[01:36:02]  Are they not going on vacation anymore?
[01:36:04]  Are they not able to buy things for their children?
[01:36:06]  Are they fucking doing that?
[01:36:10]  I don't think so.
[01:36:12]  I think they got another pay raise.
[01:36:19]  I'm 100% sure they did.
[01:36:33]  Save it on the other page.
[01:36:35]  Oh, there it is.
[01:36:37]  14th straight year in a row, guys.
[01:36:39]  $900 to an extra $15,800.
[01:36:43]  The numbers are out.
[01:36:44]  Let me read them to you folks.
[01:36:45]  They're gross.
[01:36:46]  A backbench MP, their salary is now $217,000.
[01:36:50]  That's just some guy.
[01:36:52]  That's not the leader of the party.
[01:36:53]  A backbench MP is like some guy that just got elected that nobody knows or cares who he is.
[01:36:58]  He comes from some town with fucking 600 people in it.
[01:37:02]  $217,000.
[01:37:04]  He doesn't even stand up and go, he just shows up and claps sometimes.
[01:37:10]  That's what he does for that money.
[01:37:15]  What do you have to do and endure every day for every dollar that you have?
[01:37:23]  Do you think it's harder or easier than some fucking guy or Leah Gazin or whoever to stand there once in a while and go, blah, Nom Do you think they have it rough?
[01:37:41]  Gee, I wonder why they don't seem to understand what the average person in this country is going through.
[01:37:46]  Do you know why that is?
[01:37:47]  Because they aren't the average people of this country.
[01:37:50]  They're the political class, they're scum.
[01:37:54]  They think themselves small little titles of royalty all their own.
[01:38:01]  They're supposed to.
[01:38:01]  It's called the House of Commons, yes?
[01:38:04]  As in the common people.
[01:38:06]  The common people aren't making $217,000 a year, are they?
[01:38:13]  So why are you?
[01:38:15]  This isn't the House of Commons.
[01:38:19]  Maybe you should just rename that one to the House of Lords.
[01:38:22]  Is that what you are?
[01:38:25]  So you help yourself to the coffers like a pig.
[01:38:29]  You go from one side to the other.
[01:38:32]  Willing it doesn't really matter because you're basically interchangeable parts.
[01:38:36]  You lie about everything.
[01:38:37]  No one is ever accountable.
[01:38:39]  I have never, ever in my life seen any of these people go to jail or be arrested for anything.
[01:38:46]  Scandal after scandal after one, 10, 20, 50 billion dollars missing.
[01:38:51]  But the average person in this country, oh man, if they're texting on their phone when they're at a stop sign, you better, you know, you get them in front of the judge and the judge can go, no, you're going to listen.
[01:39:03]  Well, this shit's going on.
[01:39:05]  It's.
[01:39:09]  Yeah, you need a pay raise.
[01:39:11]  Good for you.
[01:39:11]  $700, about three times more than the average Canadian worker's salary.
[01:39:16]  A minister's salary, now $321,300.
[01:39:21]  The prime minister's salary, $435,400.
[01:39:25]  The numbers are out.
[01:39:27]  Another big pay raise, folks.
[01:39:28]  This is their 14th year in a row taking an annual pay raise.
[01:39:33]  Now, what other job do you get a pay raise every year for 14 years, regardless of your performance?
[01:39:38]  Speaking of which, Canadians are supposed to be the boss.
[01:39:42]  Canadians overwhelmingly said no to another pay raise for MPs.
[01:39:47]  80% of Canadians opposed the MP pay raise.
[01:39:50]  The politicians, they didn't listen to you.
[01:39:52]  They took another helping of your cat.
[01:39:54]  I was going to say, who is this guy?
[01:39:55]  Is this a politician guy?
[01:39:56]  Who's talking here anyway?
[01:39:57]  It's just somebody from Juno News.
[01:39:58]  Okay.
[01:40:00]  Or are they?
[01:40:01]  Franco Terrazano.
[01:40:04]  I'm all the fucking Italian, huh?
[01:40:06]  Anyways, speaking of 14 annual pay raises in a row, no national politician.
[01:40:12]  What are you doing with that paper, Terrazano, huh?
[01:40:14]  You're making me nervous, all right?
[01:40:15]  Put it in your coat or fucking don't put it in your coat, but stop waving the other round, all right?
[01:40:18]  You're making me a little squirrel, you're making me upset, son.
[01:40:20]  Politicians in other G7 countries, none of them are doing that, right?
[01:40:23]  In all the other G7 countries, the national politicians, apples to apples, either took cuts or freezes during those years.
[01:40:31]  So, folks, the numbers are out.
[01:40:33]  Another massive pay raise from MPs, right?
[01:40:36]  Ranging from $7,900 to an extra $15,800.
[01:40:42]  Is over $217,000.
[01:40:45]  Got him.
[01:40:45]  14th annual consecutive pay raise in a row.
[01:40:48]  Absolutely gross.
[01:40:49]  We got to fight back because when they take more money, bureaucrats demand the same.
[01:40:53]  That's right.
[01:40:53]  That's cousin Frankie.
[01:40:55]  He's going to do a drive by.
[01:40:56]  He's going to pay you a visit.
[01:40:57]  He's going to come to your house.
[01:40:58]  He's going to knock on the door and he's going to say, listen, listen to me.
[01:41:01]  I'm going over the numbers and they don't add up to the right kind of numbers.
[01:41:06]  So you're going to go in the back and you're going to go in your pockets and you're going to come back here and you're going to make sure the numbers add up to the right numbers.
[01:41:15]  How fun would that be?
[01:41:20]  That's what we have to do.
[01:41:22]  Listen, if it's kind of silly and absurd in a righteous way, we can fight back with that.
[01:41:28]  I wasn't trying to.
[01:41:29]  Diagonalon was just a silly nonsense thing.
[01:41:32]  That's crazy.
[01:41:32]  I didn't even feed it.
[01:41:33]  I didn't do hardly anything.
[01:41:35]  And it ate people.
[01:41:40]  It's like we want to do it in reverse to them.
[01:41:43]  You want to see absurd?
[01:41:45]  Okay, we'll do what needs to be done, but in such an absurd way just to fuck with you.
[01:41:50]  People aren't just going to come investigate you.
[01:41:51]  They're going to literally.
[01:41:53]  Conduct themselves in like mafia like tactics.
[01:41:57]  We'll just, you know, hire like Russian gangsters to like shake down politicians.
[01:42:03]  They just come to your house and slap you around.
[01:42:05]  Where is money?
[01:42:06]  Where is money?
[01:42:07]  You'll get, you get, you bring money.
[01:42:10]  I don't have it.
[01:42:12]  I send it out to Ukraine.
[01:42:13]  You're in Ukraine, then we go to Ukraine.
[01:42:16]  What?
[01:42:16]  Get in the car.
[01:42:22]  And we'll just sit, we'll sit in the house of, you know, Ejected Lords, which has been named back.
[01:42:30]  Everybody's just got their feet up on desks and stuff.
[01:42:33]  Everyone's just sitting in there all day, eating chips, throwing paper balls back and forth.
[01:42:38]  Hey, what if we fucking did this?
[01:42:40]  That's a good idea.
[01:42:42]  Shut up, Bobby.
[01:42:43]  We tried that last summer.
[01:42:47]  You know, a lot more would get done.
[01:42:49]  That'd be a great parliament.
[01:42:52]  Things are largely under control, so it's not, you know, there's no rush to.
[01:43:03]  This one's just terrible.
[01:43:09]  $217,000.
[01:43:11]  When did it get that high?
[01:43:13]  I thought it was like $180 something.
[01:43:15]  But I mean, it goes up thousands of dollars a year.
[01:43:18]  So I don't know.
[01:43:19]  I guess they fucking didn't pay attention for a few minutes.
[01:43:22]  And now they're making near a quarter million dollars.
[01:43:24]  And by the way, it's also worth mentioning that they don't pay for transportation.
[01:43:27]  They don't pay for places to stay.
[01:43:29]  They don't pay for food.
[01:43:30]  They don't pay for any of this stuff.
[01:43:31]  When they travel on business, on official government business, which is everything because you can just bill it to the taxpayer, and they do.
[01:43:38]  I used to work in the government.
[01:43:39]  It's something people look for every dollar they can save and they'll just say shit that didn't even happen.
[01:43:43]  Like, oh, I had to eat supper here.
[01:43:45]  No, you didn't.
[01:43:46]  They just pocket the money.
[01:43:47]  It's going on all the time.
[01:43:51]  So they don't even make that much.
[01:43:53]  Their living expenses are significantly less than the average person.
[01:44:01]  Oh, and there's a lot of like insider trading and stealing and embezzlement going on and criminal schemes and scams and, you know, Some of them are friends with Epstein.
[01:44:09]  And you know what I mean?
[01:44:10]  There's that whole element too.
[01:44:11]  So there's just a lot to love.
[01:44:13]  When you look at the Canadian politician, you're just like, there's so much to love and admire and talk about.
[01:44:24]  There's so much.
[01:44:27]  It makes me want to throw up a little bit how much there is.
[01:44:32]  They're such great people, they're working so hard.
[01:44:40]  I want to go to what Pierre said here because it's pretty mental.
[01:44:44]  But I haven't checked on this chat in a while.
[01:44:47]  Oh, God.
[01:44:48]  CRJ says, Jen Steen, how can he do that 12 times?

=== Screaming Into Paper Bags (06:58) ===

[01:44:54]  That doesn't make any sense.
[01:44:58]  I don't want to put that on the screen.
[01:44:59]  Maybe I should.
[01:45:00]  Is it too late?
[01:45:00]  If I go to.
[01:45:01]  No, it's too late.
[01:45:06]  People don't need to know these things.
[01:45:09]  The things you say.
[01:45:12]  Like I said, there's got to be a limit on the madness, the lunacy, and like on both, you know, somebody has to.
[01:45:23]  Like I said, a lot of them are just like 13 year olds.
[01:45:25]  You know what I mean?
[01:45:26]  That's why there's the beads on that part of the video store, and they tell the kids, don't go in there.
[01:45:33]  Like there has to be, there needs to be a separation from you and from almost everyone else.
[01:45:42]  For them, not for you.
[01:45:43]  It just would be too damaging.
[01:45:49]  They couldn't bear it.
[01:45:53]  You can't go from.
[01:45:55]  I wonder if the government's lying to just CRJ posting.
[01:46:01]  It's like just throwing them into the worst parts of 4chan when they wonder do you think George Bush is lying?
[01:46:07]  Like, here, look at this.
[01:46:10]  Why don't you just overdose them on heroin?
[01:46:13]  Patents is unacceptable.
[01:46:15]  It is.
[01:46:18]  Say it.
[01:46:19]  This is unacceptable.
[01:46:23]  That's how we feel.
[01:46:24]  That's how everybody feels.
[01:46:25]  And I like that that's the new hate bag, by the way.
[01:46:32]  I didn't even do a commercial.
[01:46:33]  It's been a while.
[01:46:34]  I haven't done a stream like this in a while.
[01:46:36]  I'm just like, see, everything's destroyed.
[01:46:38]  The easy in the world, he was a fuck.
[01:46:39]  Nothing matters.
[01:46:44]  Is this the one?
[01:46:55]  Hi there, Diagonalon.
[01:46:56]  Welcome back.
[01:46:56]  We've revived an old favorite.
[01:46:59]  An old product that sold off the shelves so fast when everybody realized it was free, and the results are in.
[01:47:08]  It's the Empire's finest favorite fascist fashion item.
[01:47:18]  The Hate Bag.
[01:47:19]  The Bag of Hate has returned.
[01:47:23]  This time with colorful X's and O's on it.
[01:47:26]  For ironic contrast.
[01:47:31]  Hey, having one of those days in Canada, you know what I mean.
[01:47:36]  Any day, any day at all, just being here on purpose.
[01:47:41]  And you can't leave.
[01:47:43]  If you could, you would have by now.
[01:47:45]  You're doing one of those, and it just comes over you.
[01:47:48]  I'm gonna lose my mind.
[01:47:49]  That's when you bust out the hate bag, and you can just empty all of your concerns into the bag at a muffled volume.
[01:47:57]  Anyone watching will simply find it comical and not feel the mortal danger that they may actually be in.
[01:48:04]  You get it out of your system.
[01:48:05]  You feel a little bit better.
[01:48:07]  Everybody goes home alive.
[01:48:09]  Where would we be without this paper bag?
[01:48:11]  I'm telling you, what a.
[01:48:15]  It's like the invention of the mousetrap, you know what I mean?
[01:48:18]  Just makes me a little.
[01:48:21]  I don't like to think about it.
[01:48:23]  Oh, fuck, it's happening again.
[01:48:28]  Nope.
[01:48:29]  Stop, man, it's a dark.
[01:48:35]  You see, good as new.
[01:48:39]  Now I can go back to my job as an airline pilot, landing people alive at airports without going insane.
[01:48:50]  And I too can go back to my job as a fireman without losing my mind.
[01:48:56]  And I'll keep going to work.
[01:48:58]  I don't remember where I work.
[01:49:00]  I'm fucking barely holding together.
[01:49:04]  Sponsored by the Government of Canada.
[01:49:07]  Not really.
[01:49:09]  A message from the government of Diagonalon.
[01:49:16]  It's cheap.
[01:49:17]  It's an easy, you know.
[01:49:24]  You won't want to do it.
[01:49:26]  You'll get addicted to it at first.
[01:49:28]  But then once you kind of start blowing out your vocal cords, you'll be like, all right, you know what?
[01:49:32]  Maybe I'm not that angry.
[01:49:34]  And just everybody stays alive.
[01:49:36]  Everything stays unbroken.
[01:49:37]  It's just let the bag take it away.
[01:49:41]  Just let the bag take it away.
[01:49:43]  Just let the bag take it from you.
[01:49:45]  It's okay.
[01:49:48]  Just scream into a paper bag as loud as you can.
[01:49:53]  And just let the bag take it away from you.
[01:49:56]  It's okay.
[01:50:03]  It's good lore.
[01:50:04]  How did you get through the war, Grandpa?
[01:50:06]  We screamed into paper bags a lot back in those days.
[01:50:13]  Really?
[01:50:14]  Not really, but we pretended to sometimes.
[01:50:16]  And that alone made us laugh about how realistically we could actually be doing that right now.
[01:50:21]  And it just kept us from killing everybody.
[01:50:26]  It's a complicated time.
[01:50:34]  Is it true, grandfather?
[01:50:35]  Is what true?
[01:50:38]  Were they real?
[01:50:43]  You mean?
[01:50:45]  Yes.
[01:50:47]  The chosen people?
[01:50:52]  I told you to never ask me about that.
[01:50:56]  Never ask me about that!
[01:50:59]  Those dark chapters are closed forever and no human living soul should ever witness it.
[01:51:03]  It's our cross to bear, goddammit!
[01:51:06]  We did it for you!
[01:51:07]  All I asked is that you never ask me about it!
[01:51:11]  We did what we had to do.
[01:51:16]  Now let me die in peace!
[01:51:21]  Let's just ask it a question.
[01:51:29]  Yeah, you didn't have to grow up with fucking 25 years of calamity.
[01:51:35]  All right, now that you're 15, 16, and ready to start kind of getting into the world as people, introducing 9 11.
[01:51:41]  And it just, after that, it was just going through a funhouse of getting punched in the face and kicked in the dick, getting wedged in people stealing your money, getting pushed in the mud, kicked in the face.
[01:51:51]  Now it's raining 20 years later.

=== Twenty Five Years Of Calamity (15:26) ===

[01:51:53]  You're like, is this going to stop anytime soon?
[01:51:56]  No.
[01:51:58]  All the while, there's people there being like, you deserve it, you piece of shit.
[01:52:01]  Half of them are from your own family.
[01:52:03]  Like, what are you doing up there?
[01:52:05]  It gives me money if I turn on you.
[01:52:13]  Best not to think about much.
[01:52:15]  And they want to do things like nationalize in a bad way.
[01:52:19]  So we need to make to watch more Canadian content.
[01:52:22]  You mean more government propaganda?
[01:52:23]  So you're going to make it like, you're going to make what?
[01:52:25]  Little mosque on the prairie is going to be fucking mandatory.
[01:52:29]  Except it'll be all trans this time.
[01:52:31]  I mean, a mosque won't be enough.
[01:52:32]  It'll be the little MMIBBTQS, PP2345, HCDC3PO people in their temple of fucking another equally extreme Akron that no human living or dead could ever say.
[01:52:46]  Not even Eminem could do it.
[01:52:47]  He couldn't, Eminem couldn't even do it.
[01:52:49]  He's not a great president like I am.
[01:52:56]  And he was like, that wasn't the deal.
[01:53:04]  I don't know what's going to happen.
[01:53:05]  I mean, it's just, it's out of control.
[01:53:07]  It's going to blow.
[01:53:09]  It's too late, guys.
[01:53:11]  Just get clear at this point.
[01:53:13]  That's the president of the United States for probably the next three years, but maybe he gets impeached or maybe we have a civil war and it gets even worse.
[01:53:23]  It's already the bricks are coming out of the wall, like, and everybody's slowly backing away.
[01:53:27]  Like, you know what's happening.
[01:53:28]  Everyone can feel this happening.
[01:53:30]  Everyone in the world paying attention and has, like, some kind of connection to see, like, you know, you're a little awake enough to kind of see.
[01:53:39]  You can just, you can almost see everything vibrating in real time.
[01:53:43]  You're like, it's going to just.
[01:53:47]  Everybody's mad.
[01:53:48]  Everything sucks.
[01:53:50]  Everybody's angry about everything.
[01:53:54]  A lot of people have a lot of reasons to be.
[01:53:57]  And the people responsible for that, they couldn't care less.
[01:54:04]  Yeah, it's fine.
[01:54:05]  Just keep stealing.
[01:54:08]  Nothing's like, just classic, right?
[01:54:11]  Well, nothing bad has happened yet, so that means nothing bad will ever happen.
[01:54:16]  Hey, Philip, I figured it out.
[01:54:22]  If nothing bad happened so far, that means nothing bad will ever happen.
[01:54:28]  Nothing bad's ever gonna happen if nothing bad's happened so far.
[01:54:32]  That means future proves past, past proves future.
[01:54:36]  Give me pay raise.
[01:54:40]  Give me pay raise.
[01:54:43]  I'm a Mr. Speaker.
[01:54:44]  Give me money.
[01:54:50]  What is it you say you do here?
[01:54:57]  Where does any of this go?
[01:55:00]  What do they do?
[01:55:01]  What is the material?
[01:55:03]  Alt, control, select all, alt, control, delete all politicians.
[01:55:07]  Let's just run it for a month and see if anybody fucking notices.
[01:55:13]  Except all the political grift people.
[01:55:16]  Like, let's just turn it all off and see if anybody notices.
[01:55:18]  And I feel like after two weeks, people will be like, what's something seems different?
[01:55:24]  It's like, yeah, stop raining.
[01:55:28]  There's lots of bullshit, but it's stopped accumulating.
[01:55:31]  It has stopped.
[01:55:33]  It seems to have stopped.
[01:55:35]  Now maybe we can dig our way out of here.
[01:55:38]  It will never stop as long as shit puppets, Randy.
[01:55:46]  Shit puppets are puppets of the shit masters.
[01:55:49]  Any?
[01:55:51]  And they do what they're told, but better believe it.
[01:56:00]  And they're just, they're in denial, man.
[01:56:03]  Like, hopefully, enough people take notice of this and go, essentially, what I'm saying is true.
[01:56:12]  This is all bullshit.
[01:56:13]  This is all theater.
[01:56:14]  Like, there's no real conviction to actually doing anything real.
[01:56:18]  They're not really opposed to each other.
[01:56:21]  They couldn't be.
[01:56:22]  It's not a sign of, like, oh, they're just more involved and mature.
[01:56:26]  No, I'm not joining Team Epstein, okay?
[01:56:29]  That's never happening.
[01:56:32]  That would never happen.
[01:56:33]  There's nothing that's worth doing.
[01:56:34]  We're fundamentally different human beings, apparently, if you can't understand this.
[01:56:39]  And those are not the people that should be in charge of anything, they're soulless monsters.
[01:56:50]  It all depends on people believing that it's all a real show.
[01:56:54]  And they don't want to admit that it isn't because what does that mean about the time they've spent, you know, fussing over all of this?
[01:57:03]  Oh, this person lost this seat to blah, blah, blah.
[01:57:07]  This is why we show.
[01:57:11]  You like have a magnifying glass in the grass in the backyard, like, I found an ant.
[01:57:14]  Like, okay, that's great.
[01:57:16]  There's Chinese paratroopers coming down all over this neighborhood.
[01:57:19]  Okay.
[01:57:23]  You guys are kind of like the, I don't know.
[01:57:31]  It depends on what kind of kids.
[01:57:33]  I was going to say the drama club kids, but just kind of weird kids that are just like, they seem to think a lot of themselves, but they're really kind of shit.
[01:57:42]  They don't seem to notice that everyone else doesn't like them.
[01:57:45]  And we just kind of, that's where these people should be.
[01:57:50]  Instead, they're like, oh no, we'll put them in charge of everything.
[01:57:53]  And Laurence into the ground.
[01:57:56]  Andrew Johnson, CTV.
[01:57:59]  How many of your own MPs do you have to lose to the Liberals before you reflect on your own political future as leader?
[01:58:06]  Well, that reflection comes from the record smashing 8.3 million Canadians who voted conservative in the last election and the 87% of grassroots conservatives who backed up my leadership less than 90%.
[01:58:23]  They voted against.
[01:58:24]  The Liberal Party.
[01:58:26]  Days ago to fight for an affordable.
[01:58:28]  It's not.
[01:58:29]  Hating them and supporting you are not the same thing.
[01:58:34]  And they are not mutually exclusive, as you're very clearly should be finding out, but apparently maybe you're denying.
[01:58:41]  Affordable, safe, and strong Canada.
[01:58:44]  Our mandate and my leadership does not come from dirty backroom deals.
[01:58:49]  It comes from the people of Canada.
[01:58:52]  Who is that, though, Pierre?
[01:58:54]  Who is the people of Canada?
[01:58:56]  You.
[01:58:57]  This man has no idea what he's doing.
[01:58:59]  He has no idea what he's talking about.
[01:59:02]  He has no answers.
[01:59:04]  His entire party is being dissolved out from under him in real time because he's completely outmatched and refuses to change anything at all.
[01:59:16]  He's just going to stick to his guns.
[01:59:20]  Like, this is what you're watching right now is a conservative party Stalingrad.
[01:59:30]  It's beginning to be, it might be too late now to turn back anyway.
[01:59:34]  And I think this could be the end of the party because, you know, this guy's delusional.
[01:59:41]  Not that it matters.
[01:59:42]  I mean, what would happen?
[01:59:44]  Because then we'd only have a one party state, really.
[01:59:47]  And they're in the way.
[01:59:51]  I'm telling you.
[01:59:53]  People don't see it, but like the end of the Conservative Party would be the best thing that ever happened for us.
[01:59:58]  The best thing that ever happened in this country is if they just disintegrated.
[02:00:04]  Because then people are free to scramble and pick up all the pieces and build something else that isn't, you know, working for the bad guys.
[02:00:16]  And totally, I mean, do you think there's incompetent, inept fools in there by accident?
[02:00:22]  It's just there to sucker in your resources, your time, your money.
[02:00:25]  Into a dead end that they all have control.
[02:00:28]  It doesn't matter who's in charge, not in charge.
[02:00:30]  He's a big time Zionist.
[02:00:32]  This guy's always going to do whatever he was told.
[02:00:35]  It doesn't matter.
[02:00:38]  Whatever we were supposed to do lockdown, vaccines, send the troops, send the money, make this illegal.
[02:00:45]  The Israeli douchebag was here just a couple weeks ago telling you better make speech illegal, Canada.
[02:00:52]  All the things that are important that really matter, we're not in charge of any of them, and neither would he be.
[02:01:07]  87% back my leadership.
[02:01:09]  What leadership would that be?
[02:01:13]  Doesn't look good.
[02:01:14]  And now they're saying there's nine more potentially.
[02:01:17]  So that would make what?
[02:01:19]  Is it 15, 16?
[02:01:21]  That's.
[02:01:25]  Because you see, like, if that happens, if even a couple more decide to go and say, fuck it, it will start, it will become like a tidal wave because it makes it okay for others because they won't be the only or only two or only three people.
[02:01:40]  Who ditched their team to join this one and have that kind of stink of shame on them?
[02:01:46]  It could be 10, 20 people, and now it's like fucking whatever.
[02:01:48]  You got your own little crew over there anyway.
[02:01:51]  You know those people, they're all, you know, 10 becomes 20 real fast and maybe becomes 25 or 30.
[02:01:58]  Maybe becomes the end of the, because they all want their jobs.
[02:02:01]  Nobody wants to be a poor peasant that has to pay $500 for macaroni.
[02:02:06]  Do they?
[02:02:07]  They want to make their $217,000 a year.
[02:02:11]  To go and play these stupid games.
[02:02:13]  That's what they want to do.
[02:02:15]  So, is it possible that nine more are thinking about joining?
[02:02:19]  I think it's possible.
[02:02:20]  All of them are thinking about joining.
[02:02:26]  Because they're the winning team, and all they care about is themselves.
[02:02:31]  So, if the liberals are going to win and stay winning, then I'll just go with them.
[02:02:37]  And then the next election, I'll run with them.
[02:02:38]  They'll still win.
[02:02:39]  I'll still win.
[02:02:41]  I'll get a pen.
[02:02:42]  That's what they want.
[02:02:42]  They want the pension and the lifestyle.
[02:02:44]  They don't give a fuck about any of this.
[02:02:45]  This doesn't mean anything to them.
[02:02:47]  They're proving it every day.
[02:02:48]  They prove it every day.
[02:02:49]  This should be impossible.
[02:02:54]  But they don't.
[02:02:55]  They're fundamentally the same.
[02:02:57]  Light bulb sockets, man.
[02:03:02]  You know, and they're going to just technically actually bro this guy, I'm sure.
[02:03:07]  He says when a member of parliament goes back on the word they made.
[02:03:11]  A constituent should be able to petition them to have a by election.
[02:03:15]  Yeah.
[02:03:15]  I mean, again.
[02:03:18]  Well, actually, shut up.
[02:03:21]  No one in this country honestly believes that it's okay to run under the false flag banners of another gang and then get your chair and then switch to the other gang.
[02:03:32]  That's literally betrayal, especially now.
[02:03:35]  People are very invested in it.
[02:03:39]  You're just proving to them that it doesn't matter.
[02:03:45]  The trust is broken.
[02:03:46]  Like, that is not in the spirit of what they thought they were doing.
[02:03:51]  So, you're a con man.
[02:03:55]  This should not be permitted.
[02:03:56]  I don't care what it says.
[02:03:57]  Well, this is how it works.
[02:03:59]  Fuck how it works.
[02:04:00]  How about that?
[02:04:01]  I don't care.
[02:04:02]  Everyone knows this is bullshit, so let's just change it right now.
[02:04:06]  You're all fired, right?
[02:04:09]  You can't just do that.
[02:04:10]  You're a pedophile.
[02:04:11]  You guys are pedophiles.
[02:04:11]  You don't get to talk anymore, though.
[02:04:13]  Remember?
[02:04:18]  Remember?
[02:04:20]  Who's got the Maxwell pictures?
[02:04:24]  This wasn't worth talking about.
[02:04:26]  It was the biggest political scandal in the history of the world.
[02:04:29]  You know why?
[02:04:29]  Because they were scared to.
[02:04:31]  Because they all know.
[02:04:32]  They all bend the knee.
[02:04:33]  They're all Zionist stooge.
[02:04:34]  They're not going to talk about that.
[02:04:39]  Why didn't you say anything about Mark Carney?
[02:04:41]  Because he doesn't want to die.
[02:04:45]  He wants their help to win.
[02:04:47]  That's why he kisses their ass.
[02:04:49]  They know exactly what they're doing.
[02:04:54]  They all just bend over and grab their ankles for the Jews constantly because they're not powerful at all and they have no influence and there's no reason to suck up to them all.
[02:05:02]  No, there's not.
[02:05:03]  They just do it because they love them so much.
[02:05:07]  Yes.
[02:05:08]  You're very related.
[02:05:09]  Chosen people, genocide.
[02:05:11]  Yes.
[02:05:11]  Let's destroy entire cities of people and blow up schools full of children and all that because shut up.
[02:05:18]  It's just about power for them.
[02:05:19]  They don't believe anything.
[02:05:20]  They'll say anything.
[02:05:21]  It doesn't matter.
[02:05:21]  That's why they say insane things.
[02:05:24]  Chosen people.
[02:05:24]  Who gives a fuck about this?
[02:05:25]  It's the other side of the world, blah, blah, blah.
[02:05:27]  He doesn't care.
[02:05:28]  No one cares.
[02:05:29]  He just wants the money.
[02:05:30]  He just wants the election.
[02:05:31]  He just wants the pension.
[02:05:32]  He wants the lifestyle.
[02:05:33]  He wants it for him.
[02:05:35]  He wants his life that he thinks he deserves, where he's a big shot and gets to wag his finger.
[02:05:40]  That's all this is about.
[02:05:42]  There's no point from A to B, beginning to end, anywhere in the middle where he stopped and went, What about everybody else?
[02:05:49]  He never fucking did that one time.
[02:05:51]  Never one time.
[02:06:09]  Like, we come from a different planet.
[02:06:13]  I didn't try to get into politics when I was 20 years old, 21 years old.
[02:06:16]  My 21st birthday was in the Registan Desert in Afghanistan on a combat operation.
[02:06:22]  That's where my 21st birthday was.
[02:06:27]  And all those guys my age and younger, like 18, 19, there was one kid who did his high school exam equivalency under a Coleman stove and lantern in an Arctic tent.
[02:06:42]  In Wainwright in like November, and it was minus 50.
[02:06:45]  It was crazy.
[02:06:46]  It was horrible.
[02:06:47]  And there he is doing that.
[02:06:48]  So he could go.
[02:06:56]  Another one of my roommates quit university.
[02:06:59]  He was nearly done.
[02:07:01]  He was going to be an officer in the Air Force, wanted to be a pilot.
[02:07:03]  He was training, he was doing simulators, and she was very nearly done.
[02:07:06]  But he said, no, got to do this.

=== Playing Chicken With Human Nature (09:56) ===

[02:07:19]  Nearly everyone that I talked to, every one of these guys, and it just somebody reminded me of this or reminded me of a few of these guys that, like, that's who showed up.
[02:07:29]  We were all 20 or we were all kids, and everybody was there because they felt like they should be.
[02:07:50]  I mean, they see that the country is at war and go, shit, I got to help.
[02:08:00]  Where?
[02:08:01]  Fixing computers?
[02:08:02]  No, in like where the war is, where the fighting is, like where their bad guys are and the first people that fight them in real life, wherever that is, they want to do that.
[02:08:15]  Some other people decide, I'm going to be a politician and try to, I'm going to be in charge of all the stuff.
[02:08:22]  Now that I just started my life as a young man with no experience whatsoever doing fucking anything at all, I'm going to start grifting at zero.
[02:08:37]  When we have an entire country full of guys like that, who, if they legitimately believe that you were in trouble or any of it, like someone needs, they would be right there.
[02:08:52]  They're happy to do it, even if it's terrifying, but there's some righteous justification.
[02:08:57]  And if you believe, and it's okay because it has to be done.
[02:09:04]  Where would we be without those guys?
[02:09:10]  That's not who's looking out for us.
[02:09:15]  This gremlin people who just steal and see everything as an opportunity for them.
[02:09:21]  Everything is a way for them to get something.
[02:09:25]  They're the opposite of who should be in there.
[02:09:28]  The entire thing needs to go, every one of them, just shut it off.
[02:09:45]  It's insanity to do the same thing over and over and expect it to be different each time.
[02:09:53]  That's the definition.
[02:09:57]  That's what the term means.
[02:09:58]  You're insane.
[02:10:00]  You don't seem to realize, like, you can't solve problems.
[02:10:05]  You have no memory.
[02:10:07]  You don't seem to process why it's not working.
[02:10:09]  You're just doing it over and over again, like banging your head against a wall, like a robot, like a zombie, or a, you know.
[02:10:19]  So, we call those people insane.
[02:10:21]  They're obviously not well, so they shouldn't be trusted with much.
[02:10:25]  Oh, but they're all voters.
[02:10:28]  And if they can just bang their head a little harder, just vote harder, it'll somehow achieve this thing that is always promised but never delivered, where the people are the priority of the state's actions.
[02:10:42]  That's always promised, but it's never delivered.
[02:10:45]  Not once, not in my entire life have I ever seen that happen.
[02:10:47]  And I don't think I ever will.
[02:10:50]  Unless something changes dramatically.
[02:10:51]  But otherwise, that's not what they're here for.
[02:10:56]  It's piracy.
[02:10:59]  Everything we own is being ripped up and stripped away and handed off and $10 billion, $20 billion here, $200 million here, $7 billion here, here, here.
[02:11:06]  Just have everything.
[02:11:10]  Everyone's broke and getting more broke, and you're giving yourselves pay raises.
[02:11:15]  It's like this is.
[02:11:19]  And all the while, CBC's here just.
[02:11:21]  Oh, Kearney's question about his MP.
[02:11:24]  Oh, the Liberal Party will always support the right of women to choose.
[02:11:27]  Blah, Gas is $2 a liter.
[02:11:33]  Hey, how's the climate tax going?
[02:11:35]  What's the average price of a fucking house now?
[02:11:38]  Hey, oh, what's the fucking.
[02:11:40]  Why is the life expectancy going down?
[02:11:41]  And the fertility rate's going down.
[02:11:43]  And the happiness index is going down.
[02:11:45]  You know what's going up?
[02:11:45]  Crime's going up.
[02:11:46]  Murder's going up.
[02:11:48]  Suicide's going up.
[02:11:49]  Deaths by overdose is going up.
[02:11:50]  Traffic accident deaths going up.
[02:11:52]  In fact, All death by all causes going up, Cancer way up.
[02:11:57]  Blood disease way up.
[02:11:58]  It's almost like something biologically infected all these people and made them really sick, really fast, all at the same time.
[02:12:04]  Who could possibly fucking wonder what that could be?
[02:12:07]  It's a mystery of the ages, ladies and gentlemen.
[02:12:09]  No one will ever know.
[02:12:11]  Some of the graphs are going up and some of them are going down.
[02:12:13]  What can I say?
[02:12:14]  It's complicated.
[02:12:15]  Everything's great.
[02:12:15]  Everyone loves Canada.
[02:12:16]  Everything's fine.
[02:12:17]  Everybody go back to sleep.
[02:12:18]  Everybody pretend this is all legit.
[02:12:20]  Everybody pretend that everybody on TV knows what the fuck they're talking about and anybody gives a shit about anything but themselves.
[02:12:25]  Let's all just pretend.
[02:12:26]  Forever and ever, amen.
[02:12:28]  Let's all just play make-believe.
[02:12:29]  Like this is all fucking going anywhere but in the toilet.
[02:12:37]  If people respect them too much, they shouldn't.
[02:12:41]  There's nothing to respect.
[02:12:43]  And that's the first step to tell them to go fuck themselves.
[02:12:46]  And you just walk away.
[02:12:48]  No funding, no support.
[02:12:49]  I don't care.
[02:12:50]  Imagine if everybody just walked away from the Conservative Party.
[02:12:52]  Like, you guys are fucking losers.
[02:12:53]  Goodbye.
[02:12:54]  See ya.
[02:12:55]  Why am I paying you?
[02:12:56]  Why am I giving you anything?
[02:12:58]  I'm not donating to fuck all.
[02:12:59]  I'm not signing up for shit.
[02:13:01]  I'm not, get away.
[02:13:04]  I don't need you.
[02:13:05]  You need me.
[02:13:08]  You need me, the abused conservative vooder.
[02:13:11]  You need me.
[02:13:13]  We don't need you.
[02:13:14]  What do you do?
[02:13:15]  Lose, lose, lose more, make more excuses, and then you hold your hand out for more money.
[02:13:20]  Another pay raise.
[02:13:21]  And what was the dinner?
[02:13:22]  What did they do in Calgary, the big convention, the little fucking fortress where they all pat themselves on the back?
[02:13:27]  What a great job they did.
[02:13:28]  Was it $1,000 a plate?
[02:13:30]  You know, like the common people.
[02:13:31]  Well, I guess when you're making $217,000, two grand a night is, you know, it's a fancy night out, I guess.
[02:13:37]  It was not the end of the world.
[02:13:39]  Right, isn't it?
[02:13:40]  Exactly.
[02:13:41]  See, now you're getting it.
[02:13:42]  Now you're understanding, you fucks.
[02:13:52]  It's the same as pro wrestling.
[02:13:53]  It's just way shittier.
[02:13:56]  It only works if you believe it, that it's real, but it's not real.
[02:14:00]  It can't be real because no one would do it.
[02:14:04]  They're not opposed to each other.
[02:14:06]  They have so much in common, one team can join the other, and the other accepts them fully.
[02:14:14]  So, how different can they possibly be?
[02:14:16]  Which means, you know, what is the point of these elections if it's all going to end up in the same place anyway?
[02:14:22]  They're doing it right in front of you because they know that everybody's so beat down, demoralized.
[02:14:28]  Nobody cares.
[02:14:28]  What are they going to do to stop us?
[02:14:32]  Let's just make all the rules.
[02:14:33]  Let's just chew everything.
[02:14:35]  Like, but no, there's like, guys, there's fucking 20 billion of us.
[02:14:41]  There is.
[02:14:42]  And, you know, even like 55 is not old.
[02:14:52]  Even 60s, not that old.
[02:14:54]  I mean, if you're alive, you know, and you're online, there's something you can be doing.
[02:15:03]  And it's probably a lot more than you'd think.
[02:15:21]  If all the disaffected people just walked away, no money, no financing, just that's it.
[02:15:31]  Everybody rip up your cards.
[02:15:32]  Everybody walk away.
[02:15:33]  Just blow it up.
[02:15:36]  Make them earn it.
[02:15:39]  They want pay raises.
[02:15:40]  They want their big fancy dinner plates.
[02:15:42]  They want to talk about how great they are.
[02:15:44]  Make the little commercials, do the little podcast tours, go on Joe Rogan.
[02:15:47]  Hey, you know what would be better?
[02:15:48]  You should have done that before when you were trying to win.
[02:15:50]  Now you're going around like you're on a victory tour when all you do is lose.
[02:15:54]  Like, we need a pay raise.
[02:15:56]  Well, what if everybody else in the country?
[02:16:03]  Like, the boss needs to come down there and slap you in the mouth, I think.
[02:16:48]  It's a crazy thing playing chicken with human nature.
[02:16:51]  You know what I mean?
[02:16:51]  That's just mental to me.
[02:17:05]  Should have been president.
[02:17:07]  Justice for Fathers says the government of Canada is like Stampede Wrestling in the 80s.
[02:17:13]  Trainers.
[02:17:14]  Stampede Wrestling.

=== Stampede Wrestling Government Style (03:08) ===

[02:17:15]  That's not something I've heard of in a long time.
[02:17:20]  That's an old wrestling league, I think, that got eaten up.
[02:17:23]  I can't remember the story there.
[02:17:27]  CRJ likes to eat.
[02:17:37]  I feel like Jen Steen was a kid when he was a teenager.
[02:17:39]  I bet he like hung out in I feel like he went to he just hung out in graveyards a lot.
[02:17:43]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:45]  He probably had a skateboard and he was just always around a graveyard.
[02:17:50]  You guys have those kids in your town?
[02:17:51]  That's that was what he was doing.
[02:17:53]  And he'd go in there with a backpack and he'd come out with a backpack and you're like, why is that guy always around the graveyard?
[02:17:58]  And he's just skateboarding around a graveyard all the time.
[02:18:00]  That's the things he says makes me think that that's a big that's a major part of his origin story.
[02:18:11]  CRJ says someone's hitting on him.
[02:18:15]  Well, at least you have somebody.
[02:18:17]  Finally.
[02:18:17]  You know what I mean?
[02:18:18]  I mean, maybe it's not what you wanted, but.
[02:18:27]  Besides, somebody's got to have to take care of you after this match, after this death match.
[02:18:34]  Somebody will have to nurse you back to life or health.
[02:18:36]  Jafie says, Do you think if I come to Canada to work in Parry Sound for a few months, I want to kill myself?
[02:18:44]  Is Canada infinitely worse than Spick America?
[02:18:47]  Parry Sound.
[02:18:49]  Help me, guys.
[02:18:50]  Where's that one?
[02:18:51]  There's so many sounds.
[02:18:52]  Owen Sound and Parry Sound.
[02:18:54]  What?
[02:18:55]  Sound?
[02:18:55]  What do you sound?
[02:18:57]  What?
[02:19:01]  Some of the names in this place are like somebody was drunk.
[02:19:06]  Don't like 50% of this country was done drunk, by the way.
[02:19:10]  Like, absolutely, 100%.
[02:19:16]  Some version of like wasted to like a little tipsy, pretty much all the time.
[02:19:20]  That was basically the standard operating procedure until very recently.
[02:19:23]  And everyone switched to like gay hormones and children, apparently.
[02:19:31]  But a few months, it's like a jail set.
[02:19:35]  Like, you won't, not if you know how long you're going to be there.
[02:19:38]  If you know you're only there for three months, you can handle it.
[02:19:42]  There might be a lot of Indians.
[02:19:43]  I don't know about Perry Sound.
[02:19:45]  I don't know which part of Ontario that is.
[02:19:47]  It's got to be Ontario because everything in Ontario is sound, sound, and this is sound.
[02:19:51]  Everything's sound, sound.
[02:19:52]  I'm from the soundy sound, sound, sound.
[02:19:56]  Okay.
[02:19:57]  Centric fucking place.
[02:19:59]  It could be full of, it could be bad.
[02:20:02]  Like, if you said Brampton, I'd be like, I mean, you won't kill your, you'll just leave.
[02:20:08]  You'll just be like, I can't do it.
[02:20:09]  And you'll just leave.
[02:20:10]  That's what, that's worst case scenario.
[02:20:13]  Worst case scenario, just go home.
[02:20:16]  But if you had to, if you're like, no, no, you have to live here for the next 10 years, you'd probably start sweating and freaking out and pacing around in your bathroom and be like, I can't do it.

=== Worst Case Scenario Is Home (14:56) ===

[02:20:23]  I can't do it.
[02:20:24]  I can't do it.
[02:20:24]  That's, yeah.
[02:20:25]  So I'd limit it to like six months or less because then it starts to get cruel.
[02:20:31]  Phew.
[02:20:32]  If you don't have the maple madness like we do, people aren't built for it.
[02:20:37]  We have a way of compartmentalizing things.
[02:20:39]  I tried to explain this before.
[02:20:41]  That's how the Canadian people do it.
[02:20:42]  I mean, that's largely what a lot of white people do, but we're pretty.
[02:20:47]  I mean, we're a weird Frankenstein combination of four of the most problematic people.
[02:20:53]  I mean, the English alone and the Scottish are half Viking from all the raping and cohabitating and war and all that.
[02:21:02]  And then the Irish, I mean, they don't need any explanation.
[02:21:05]  But the French, you know.
[02:21:12]  So, we just kind of do this thing where nothing happens, and there's another insult, and nothing happens, another slight, and nothing happens, and just nothing ever seems to happen.
[02:21:20]  Like those old British guards outside the palace that just stood there and never did anything, no matter what happened.
[02:21:27]  And then, all of a sudden, like a grizzly attack.
[02:21:31]  Now, that's just kind of how it goes.
[02:21:33]  And there's no real way to tell how close we are to a grizzly attack.
[02:21:37]  And so far, they're just standing there.
[02:21:41]  Everybody can kind of tell.
[02:21:42]  It feels like it's.
[02:21:44]  Maybe I don't want to.
[02:21:45]  I'm going to at least get a little further away.
[02:21:47]  I don't.
[02:21:49]  I mean, they might be fast, but I feel like if I'm at least this far away, I'll have enough notice to get out.
[02:21:53]  You know, anybody standing closer than this is fucking stupid.
[02:21:56]  That guy's going to freak out any second.
[02:22:02]  Am I the only one?
[02:22:06]  All right, I got that one from Patton.
[02:22:08]  Some of these don't come up for some reason.
[02:22:09]  I got to get that widget back.
[02:22:11]  No, wait, I saw that one.
[02:22:12]  So, wait, some of them are at.
[02:22:17]  They're at the top, but also in the middle.
[02:22:18]  It's very strange.
[02:22:21]  Oh my God.
[02:22:22]  There's so many of these.
[02:22:23]  Oh my God.
[02:22:24]  Jesus Christ, guys.
[02:22:26]  All right.
[02:22:26]  I got to go read fucking super chats now for the next.
[02:22:34]  Check back in an hour.
[02:22:37]  A whole bunch of $1 fucking rants from psychos.
[02:22:47]  I could have done something else.
[02:22:48]  I did this to myself.
[02:22:48]  I don't know what I'm complaining for.
[02:22:55]  CRJ says, I hold you personally responsible.
[02:22:57]  For what?
[02:23:00]  You can't.
[02:23:00]  I'm chosen.
[02:23:01]  I'm the chosen people.
[02:23:03]  God made me do it.
[02:23:04]  You can't.
[02:23:05]  If you oppose me, you oppose God.
[02:23:08]  Said a secret scroll that only I can read in a special language that I made up.
[02:23:13]  Okay?
[02:23:14]  Okay?
[02:23:15]  Anybody that disagrees is a fucking anti Daggite and you're a fucking hate monger and you're trying to genocide all of my people and you hate babies and eat babies.
[02:23:26]  There.
[02:23:29]  True Core says a man of genius can hardly be sociable.
[02:23:32]  For what dialogue, dialogues could indeed be so intelligent and entertaining as his own monologues?
[02:23:38]  Chopin now.
[02:23:42]  It is nice when you run into people who are into the same things as you.
[02:23:49]  Like, you know how people like to have peers that share their interests.
[02:23:54]  Everyone who does that, ever.
[02:23:56]  It's just that we're not allowed for some reason.
[02:23:58]  They get real mad when we do that.
[02:23:59]  When we gang up together and group up together, they're like, hey, terrorism.
[02:24:02]  Like, okay.
[02:24:04]  Well, you guys are allowed to all be gay together, though.
[02:24:06]  You're allowed to go have huge gang, gay gangbangs.
[02:24:10]  That's what they keep thinking.
[02:24:11]  They're all just a bunch of incels that have sex with each other.
[02:24:15]  Is that what you're doing?
[02:24:16]  I mean, that's a weird.
[02:24:17]  Why did your mind go there?
[02:24:20]  Mind would never have gone there, let alone instantly.
[02:24:23]  Like, I bet they're all having sex in the woods.
[02:24:25]  What?
[02:24:26]  Why?
[02:24:30]  You're not okay.
[02:24:32]  You're having sex with men in the woods in masks, aren't you?
[02:24:36]  Every accusation is an admission.
[02:24:42]  Intrusive fusses, the simulation will only get weirder.
[02:24:44]  I hope it doesn't because it's getting.
[02:24:46]  I'd like, let's just do the aliens.
[02:24:48]  Nothing can be weirder than that.
[02:24:50]  Mimetic hazards and intersecting realities cascading into a singularity will have that effect.
[02:24:55]  Don't, don't, don't.
[02:25:04]  Don't fucking robot guy in the chair me with this.
[02:25:07]  Stephen Hawking.
[02:25:08]  You ever see that conspiracy theory?
[02:25:11]  It's incredible.
[02:25:17]  There is, I don't have the videos, but I saw this once.
[02:25:20]  It might have been Owen Benjamin going on about it.
[02:25:22]  And I just saw it and went, oh my God, you know what?
[02:25:26]  I mean, that sounds crazy, right?
[02:25:27]  That there could be anything fucking weird going on there, but there are videos of Stephen Hawking where he used to talk.
[02:25:36]  And his brother was interpreting what Stephen was saying and telling everybody what he only could understand him.
[02:25:45]  See, I swear, this is on video.
[02:25:48]  And Stephen Hawking is basically doing this.
[02:25:50]  This is the best I can do.
[02:25:59]  He's saying that the vastness of space is like an inside of an onion.
[02:26:03]  I swear to God, it's like.
[02:26:05]  What the fuck?
[02:26:07]  No way.
[02:26:08]  I. Like, shit like that makes me just walk away and go, I don't want anything to do with this guy.
[02:26:16]  Like, I don't care what anything he has to say.
[02:26:18]  This is too stupid for me to.
[02:26:19]  I would.
[02:26:20]  Here's the rule.
[02:26:22]  If the story is too gay, if I. Like, when we used to go get movies when we were humans, when we had blockbuster fucking video and movie stores, and, you know, you'd go to the theater and there'd be like.
[02:26:39]  Six hot girls from your school there giggling, and you'd be like, This fucking rules.
[02:26:45]  You're all 18.
[02:26:46]  You're going to drink illegally under the bridge outside of town.
[02:26:51]  Shit was awesome.
[02:26:53]  Now look at you on your phones in the dark by yourself, masturbating all day.
[02:27:01]  You should be angrier.
[02:27:04]  I don't know what they've taken from you.
[02:27:16]  What?
[02:27:18]  Now you guys are distracting me.
[02:27:21]  Ah, shit.
[02:27:22]  I was about, what was I just going to say?
[02:27:24]  I lost it now.
[02:27:25]  You psychos.
[02:27:26]  Phil, you, you, did you, you're, this was your idea.
[02:27:32]  Blockbuster.
[02:27:37]  Right now, thank you.
[02:27:38]  You went to Blockbuster.
[02:27:39]  You would choose the movie, it would just be on display, an item you'd physically pick up and hold in your hand, and you'd look at the cover art, which would either be interesting or not, the title maybe.
[02:27:48]  And you'd go, and you'd turn it around, and there would be a little blurb on the back, maybe with some other pictures, and you had to make a call, right?
[02:27:55]  There's no fucking trailer to watch.
[02:27:57]  Oh, is there a trailer?
[02:27:58]  No, there's the blurb in the back, there's a picture, and there's who's in it.
[02:28:02]  And you have to fucking roll the dice on your whole weekend right there and go, video games too.
[02:28:08]  Oh, there was no other way.
[02:28:09]  It was just, hey, does this any good?
[02:28:11]  Nobody knows.
[02:28:11]  Fuck me.
[02:28:12]  It's not good.
[02:28:13]  There goes, fuck, I wasted it, money.
[02:28:15]  Now I'm not going to have any more money for another two weeks.
[02:28:18]  Stressful.
[02:28:20]  If your conspiracy theory, like the thing you're worried about is like, oh, if I look at that movie and I turn around and look at the back and I put it away instantly, I don't care.
[02:28:30]  I don't give a shit.
[02:28:31]  It doesn't matter.
[02:28:32]  It's not important.
[02:28:33]  I don't care.
[02:28:35]  Oh, Stephen Hawking's a robot in a chair.
[02:28:37]  I fucking, who cares if he is?
[02:28:38]  Good, whatever.
[02:28:39]  I hope he is a robot in a chair.
[02:28:40]  He's a cyborg.
[02:28:41]  His brother can, he's an alien that floats and levitates.
[02:28:43]  I don't give a shit.
[02:28:43]  It doesn't have any.
[02:28:48]  I might as well get bend out of shape about the Harry Potter movies or something.
[02:28:51]  Like, I don't, you know.
[02:28:55]  If we don't win, it doesn't matter.
[02:28:57]  We'll never find out what Stephen Hawking is really saying in those videos.
[02:29:01]  He's a slave.
[02:29:01]  His brother has been setting him up the whole time.
[02:29:04]  Help me, help me escape.
[02:29:07]  Shut up, Stephen.
[02:29:08]  He's saying that quantum physics, on the levels he understands it.
[02:29:15]  It was so, it was play.
[02:29:16]  I'm like, there's no way.
[02:29:18]  There's no, no, I'm just, no, there's no way.
[02:29:22]  I. Somebody's going to go find that now and you're going to laugh hysterically.
[02:29:25]  You're going to be like, This, they put this on TV and people went, Wow.
[02:29:30]  Yes.
[02:29:32]  Yes.
[02:29:35]  I couldn't believe it.
[02:29:36]  I was like, What's Benjamin going on about now?
[02:29:38]  And it was like a Stephen Hawking is a book full of shit.
[02:29:41]  And I was like, 10 minutes into this, I'm like, Oh my God.
[02:29:45]  I think he is.
[02:29:47]  He is what he's really saying.
[02:29:48]  Like, what?
[02:29:52]  Imagine doing that.
[02:29:54]  We're just going to roll him up there.
[02:29:55]  He doesn't even know what he's saying.
[02:29:56]  No one knows what he's saying.
[02:29:57]  He's an invalid, basically.
[02:29:58]  He's just in the chair, you know, making noises.
[02:30:01]  You say this, and I'll say that, and we'll fucking get rich.
[02:30:04]  And they did.
[02:30:10]  Right in front of everybody.
[02:30:13]  Who would lie about such a thing?
[02:30:15]  Oh, I know.
[02:30:17]  People were so innocent back then, too.
[02:30:20]  Like the average person back in the 80s, 90s, when I grew up, when I was a kid, if they learned about something, they'd be horrified.
[02:30:28]  Now, these days, people just blank stare.
[02:30:32]  Hey, Jeffrey Epstein might just be blatantly alive and pretending to be a different guy named Pete.
[02:30:37]  I don't.
[02:30:41]  Okay, yeah.
[02:30:42]  Bobby Rand, kill everybody.
[02:30:43]  Here, I have my money.
[02:30:46]  Put the needle in.
[02:30:47]  Give me the slop.
[02:30:49]  Dribbling down his face.
[02:30:53]  Super Bowl.
[02:30:55]  Just run.
[02:30:58]  I tried to save you, Larry.
[02:30:59]  Oh, oh, oh.
[02:31:04]  Leave him, damn it!
[02:31:05]  He's gone!
[02:31:13]  It's painful to leave him behind, but you have to.
[02:31:15]  You need to turn it into revenge.
[02:31:16]  Revenge fuel.
[02:31:18]  They have to pay what they did to Larry.
[02:31:19]  I was paid for this.
[02:31:23]  He was a bright man with a good future.
[02:31:28]  And he went to university.
[02:31:30]  And he got off to this chick who had turned out to be an NDP activist psycho.
[02:31:35]  And he got sucked into that whole thing.
[02:31:36]  Next thing you know, he's taking hormones, cut off his dick.
[02:31:38]  It was fucking, it wasn't a good ending.
[02:31:42]  We tried.
[02:31:45]  We'll avenge Larry.
[02:31:49]  We'll always have.
[02:31:52]  Jory stays avenged all the time.
[02:31:56]  Not that Larry, that's the other Larry.
[02:31:58]  That's the Larry that charges interest on everything.
[02:32:04]  I need to get this pop up thing back because it used to collate all of the chats, and now I have to physically scroll up and down, and it's not ideal.
[02:32:15]  Unruly Mobs says invest in Screaming Bag Corp. Diagonal Waffen Fabrics, newest edition, the Hate Bag 2.0.
[02:32:23]  Bag of Hate 2.
[02:32:25]  It's like the Apple iPhone.
[02:32:26]  We're going to be coming up with a new one every year.
[02:32:28]  It's going to be a little bit better.
[02:32:30]  Not really.
[02:32:31]  It's going to be basically the same thing.
[02:32:32]  We're going to charge like a stupid amount of money.
[02:32:34]  Imagine we started selling these bags, guys.
[02:32:36]  Now that's a grift.
[02:32:39]  Part of the grift shop's funny that what we were trying to do was like sell stupid shit like that, that like, this is just dumb.
[02:32:45]  This is a grift.
[02:32:45]  Like, yeah, exactly.
[02:32:46]  That's the joke.
[02:32:48]  Like Greg wanted to sell like $2 trucker hats for like 30 bucks, like just shitty foam.
[02:32:53]  And I was like, oh, rip people off.
[02:32:55]  He's like, it's not ripping.
[02:32:57]  It's a joke.
[02:32:57]  It's funny.
[02:32:58]  Like, want to buy literally trash for too much money, $20.
[02:33:03]  And it's like, we're fundraising, we're raising money, but also poking fun at how stupid all of this is in the first.
[02:33:09]  Like, everyone else is a fucking idiot.
[02:33:11]  So we're just, that's why they don't like us.
[02:33:13]  You're mocking my business model.
[02:33:14]  Yeah, it's gay and dumb.
[02:33:17]  Buy shit with my face on it.
[02:33:18]  You wear it around like, I don't want to do that.
[02:33:22]  They're so gay and dumb.
[02:33:23]  We're going to get your official Tim Cast mug today and fucking fuck off.
[02:33:28]  Shut up.
[02:33:29]  Gay.
[02:33:30]  Like, do you know how much we could have?
[02:33:32]  We did barely any grifting.
[02:33:34]  We sold some flags, and that was so people could identify each other and stickers and stuff, and that we probably could sell thousands more.
[02:33:41]  We never really were the laziest, worst grifters ever.
[02:33:48]  Well, did you guys make a bunch of money on that tour?
[02:33:50]  I should do that again.
[02:33:51]  I don't really want to.
[02:33:54]  What?
[02:33:57]  Maybe when I get desperate again, then I'll be like, oh, fuck, I gotta go make some money somehow.
[02:34:02]  I'm just, I'm not very, I don't know.
[02:34:05]  Some part of my DNA just doesn't find it stimulating like that.
[02:34:14]  And these chats are everywhere.
[02:34:15]  They don't make sense.
[02:34:16]  Patton says war boner.
[02:34:19]  There'll be plenty of time for those.
[02:34:22]  Scotian gentleman says, thank you for being a real one.
[02:34:24]  Hope you got your money back.
[02:34:25]  Or at least in store credit.
[02:34:27]  I don't know when this was from, but no, I never get my money back for anything, actually.
[02:34:31]  I rarely have.
[02:34:32]  I don't even know what it was he was talking about, but I'm just going to go on statistics.
[02:34:36]  No, I didn't get it back.
[02:34:37]  Nine times out of 10, I do not get it back.
[02:34:39]  I do if Morgan tries to get it back for me.
[02:34:41]  She has a better way of talking to people, like without threatening them and screaming and grabbing them by the shirt collar and ramming them off the fucking counter and everything.
[02:34:50]  Like she doesn't do this stuff.
[02:34:51]  So people like to talk to her better, whatever.
[02:35:01]  You don't know where I've been.
[02:35:03]  Scotian Gentleman says Tim Tebow keeps sharing a map showing 111,000 IP addresses that downloaded child abuse material and pushing for Congress to take action.
[02:35:12]  Tebow's autos are about to go up because he'll be dead.
[02:35:15]  What?
[02:35:16]  Is Tim Tebow Fed posting?

=== Threats And Grabbing Shirts (15:42) ===

[02:35:20]  That is.
[02:35:20]  If you're exposing pedophiles, you're Fed posting.
[02:35:23]  Do you know why?
[02:35:24]  Because they are protected.
[02:35:25]  Like I said, pedophiles are protected by the state, they are given leniency and they are protected.
[02:35:32]  They are put in protected areas.
[02:35:34]  They are taken care of.
[02:35:34]  They are looked out for.
[02:35:36]  They are hidden from the public.
[02:35:37]  They try to make registries and go, no, we don't want to.
[02:35:40]  They give them light sentences.
[02:35:42]  They're protected.
[02:35:43]  If you're a white guy who says things, you might go to jail for the rest of your life, though, pretty soon in this country.
[02:35:49]  But if you rape children, a couple of years, you'll be back out.
[02:35:53]  Maybe.
[02:35:54]  Maybe less.
[02:35:54]  It depends on how sorry you are.
[02:35:57]  And if you know a guy that can help hook the judge up with some more, you know what I mean?
[02:36:01]  It's disgusting.
[02:36:04]  Oh, how dare you.
[02:36:05]  Our country is not that bad.
[02:36:06]  Oh, it's not?
[02:36:09]  It's not that bad?
[02:36:11]  How's the Porta Peak inquiry going?
[02:36:15]  Huh?
[02:36:17]  Where'd all that embezzled money go that went missing?
[02:36:19]  Where's all the tens of billions of dollars in parliament money go?
[02:36:22]  Where'd all that go?
[02:36:23]  Anybody get the bottom of that?
[02:36:24]  Or what's all these missing people and kids?
[02:36:30]  How's Ukraine?
[02:36:30]  Where'd all our money go in Ukraine?
[02:36:32]  Are we still slavying or are we done with that now?
[02:36:34]  Like, It's really hard to shake the feeling that you're just full of shit and just stealing.
[02:36:41]  Because every time I see you, every time everybody sees these fucking creeps, it's another excuse to pay.
[02:36:45]  You need to give us more money for shit at every time.
[02:36:48]  When have they approached you, come on TV and show me your town and go, Hi, everybody.
[02:36:52]  We're here from the so so dickhead party of Blair.
[02:36:56]  Guess what?
[02:36:56]  We here have $19 million.
[02:36:59]  Municipality here.
[02:37:00]  We found it.
[02:37:01]  We made some deals and cut some shit and like, oh, this is what's left over.
[02:37:04]  Here you go.
[02:37:05]  Fucking build a rink.
[02:37:06]  I don't know.
[02:37:07]  Yay!
[02:37:08]  When's the last time that's ever happened?
[02:37:10]  Well, it does if you're not white.
[02:37:11]  That happens quite often.
[02:37:15]  Actually, New York is going to get an experience of this.
[02:37:18]  You ready, America?
[02:37:19]  You're going to get some Canadian leadership down there.
[02:37:23]  Not in blood form, but in better form, in spirit, in communist spirit.
[02:37:28]  New York City's racial equity plan with direct city resources to black and brown New Yorkers, just straight up.
[02:37:37]  Everything goes to the Browns and the Blacks now.
[02:37:40]  Everything is the property of the Browns and the Blacks, declares Chief King Mayor Zorhan Mamdani of New York.
[02:37:55]  This is why it's so important not to let people.
[02:38:00]  I mean, you have to control yourself.
[02:38:01]  You can't go around blowing up fucking buildings or doing crazy shit willy nilly without some really.
[02:38:16]  Yeah, I shouldn't.
[02:38:20]  But they beat people down, and people give up and get tired and go, whatever.
[02:38:25]  And then they win.
[02:38:27]  Then the window moves a little further.
[02:38:32]  The ball moves up a little further.
[02:38:34]  Another outrageous thing happens.
[02:38:36]  They wear you down.
[02:38:37]  They beat you down.
[02:38:37]  They outlast you, and then they move on.
[02:38:39]  People get old.
[02:38:40]  They get tired.
[02:38:40]  They go, fucking, I don't care.
[02:38:42]  And we went from 2011.
[02:38:46]  9 11, New York, you know, strongest city in the world.
[02:38:52]  You'll never, everybody's rallied together.
[02:38:54]  New York, now New York is run by a communist Muslim mayor directing all of his city resources to confront racism by giving it to black and brown people.
[02:39:04]  So that happened in my lifetime.
[02:39:08]  That happened within 25 years.
[02:39:12]  That's not very long.
[02:39:14]  That's, you know, if you're 20 now, you'll be 45.
[02:39:18]  Like that's not very long.
[02:39:19]  It's, Good piece of your life, good quarter of it, but it goes faster than you think.
[02:39:25]  It's not like, oh, well, it took 700 years.
[02:39:27]  It was just the passage of time.
[02:39:29]  No, this is a radical change, very fast, unprecedentedly fast.
[02:39:33]  In fact, in history, nothing like this has ever happened.
[02:39:35]  Canada right now is changing demographically faster than any country ever has in history, anywhere outside of being conquered in a war by Genghis Khan.
[02:39:46]  That's a fact.
[02:39:48]  The only way that the core demographics of a country have ever changed.
[02:39:52]  Faster than Canada's is changing right now is because Genghis Khan conquered them and then killed nearly everyone or enslaved all the women and kept them as like breeding material.
[02:40:06]  That's the only way this could be, we could be getting wiped out faster as if Genghis Khan was in charge.
[02:40:14]  That took a few decades, not 2,000 years, a couple decades.
[02:40:23]  Like somebody's life's work, like 20, 30, 40, 50 years.
[02:40:30]  Somebody started working on something 40, 50 years later.
[02:40:34]  And they had, say, like international global influence and power, and had this uncanny ability to remain unaccountable to the law, to investigation, to persecution, to prosecution, despite public accusations, public evidence.
[02:40:54]  People pointing, confirming, but yet still.
[02:41:00]  Always seems to think they got a cheat code or something, almost like something corrupt might be going on.
[02:41:08]  And they said, Let's just destroy these people.
[02:41:11]  How much do you think could happen in 40 or 50 years?
[02:41:21]  Saying that the pattern of all of these radical political decisions through the last few decades, or yes, they're all part of the same.
[02:41:28]  Look at it.
[02:41:31]  You can follow the yellow brick road all the way home.
[02:41:35]  One leads to the next, It's a project.
[02:41:41]  This is what a man does in the end, he intended to do all along.
[02:41:45]  How are we doing?
[02:41:48]  If you're wondering, did they intend for Canada, Australia, England, America, did they intend?
[02:41:56]  For it to become like this?
[02:41:59]  Yes.
[02:42:04]  No one accidentally enforces an agenda or a project for 60 years.
[02:42:12]  Whoops.
[02:42:17]  Look at the Greater Israel Project.
[02:42:21]  Whoops.
[02:42:22]  That just accidentally has been going on for 60, 70, 80 years, 100 years.
[02:42:32]  This is how things are done.
[02:42:34]  They're not, we live in the day to day right now, Monday to Friday.
[02:42:38]  What are we doing this summer?
[02:42:40]  Like, that's it.
[02:42:41]  They're living in like, we could do this and in 20, 30 years, then we could do that and then we can grab this.
[02:42:47]  And these are big, huge moves.
[02:42:48]  It's monumental.
[02:42:49]  It's like the gears of the earth turn and things change forever.
[02:42:52]  That doesn't happen overnight.
[02:42:56]  If you're going to make an enormous change, it's going to take an enormous effort, time, resources.
[02:43:02]  It's getting them, and they're getting results, and we're living in the results right now.
[02:43:08]  Who's having fun?
[02:43:14]  Who's pumped to leave this for their children?
[02:43:26]  Because they didn't deserve any of this.
[02:43:32]  They don't even fundamentally understand us as people because their enemies aren't even really people.
[02:43:41]  But we know where this is going.
[02:43:43]  We know how bad this is now, despite us having nothing to do with it.
[02:43:47]  We walked into this.
[02:43:48]  I walked into this and started getting knifed and attacked and hit over the head from all, you know.
[02:43:53]  What did I do?
[02:43:54]  Why the fuck?
[02:43:55]  Oh, you're a privileged white male war veteran in the colonial fucking, like, whoa.
[02:44:01]  Right?
[02:44:02]  And behind me and behind a lot of our kids who in 20 years will be grown men.
[02:44:11]  And what are they going to be walking into?
[02:44:15]  Maybe not metaphorical knives and bricks and slings and arrows, but real ones.
[02:44:23]  Maybe.
[02:44:31]  And all you can think to do is to villainize us while we work to try to salvage some sort of dignified piece of reality for our own children's sake.
[02:44:48]  So we don't feel like we've abdicated our responsibilities as mothers and fathers and adult humans with souls.
[02:44:59]  We'd love to sit around and play sports ball all day, but.
[02:45:04]  Unfortunately, a lot of us are very concerned.
[02:45:09]  And stuff like this doesn't help because that was never going to happen, bro.
[02:45:14]  This was never going to happen, bro.
[02:45:15]  But look, there it is.
[02:45:18]  That's just the latest example.
[02:45:19]  This is going on everywhere all the time.
[02:45:21]  And in Ireland, remember I said the protests, nobody else is going on over there?
[02:45:25]  They basically locked down the internet.
[02:45:26]  Well, it's getting worse.
[02:45:27]  Now the army's involved.
[02:45:30]  The protesters are pulling a convoy and they're blocking.
[02:45:33]  Guess what?
[02:45:33]  Ireland.
[02:45:35]  Is an island.
[02:45:38]  And as a tiny, small island that it is, it cannot produce most of the things that it has.
[02:45:45]  It's going to need to import a lot of its goods from other countries.
[02:45:49]  You think it has a lot of computer factories, car factories, microchip processing plant, you know, energy industry.
[02:45:56]  Like they have a lot of oil.
[02:45:57]  You know what I mean?
[02:45:58]  A lot of stuff has to come in.
[02:45:59]  So protesters are just saying, nah, we're just going to pull the old convoy trick and just block everything.
[02:46:08]  But Ireland is sending the military now because tractors and trucks, right?
[02:46:14]  Hong Kong, Godspeed, gentlemen.
[02:46:17]  Snarling a key.
[02:46:18]  Limerick Port and Cork Oil Refinery are top priority for army removal crews.
[02:46:22]  Central Dublin and key motorways have been blocked since Tuesday.
[02:46:24]  So this is the beginning of the civil war.
[02:46:30]  These people are blocking these things because they know it's going to hurt the government.
[02:46:35]  It's forcing a confrontation.
[02:46:37]  They're not blocking access to.
[02:46:40]  An abortion clinic.
[02:46:41]  They're blocking the fucking oil refinery at a time like this.
[02:46:47]  So now comes the army.
[02:46:50]  Now we're going to have a standoff.
[02:46:51]  Isn't that great?
[02:46:52]  That'll never happen, bro.
[02:46:53]  Well, yeah, it is.
[02:46:55]  And the army's coming to remove drugs.
[02:46:57]  Our army luckily said no, they wouldn't do it, but that's because we don't have anyone to do it and everyone was quite busy overseas helping people die in Ukraine for no reason.
[02:47:09]  Millions dead.
[02:47:10]  How many Ukrainians did we kill, guys?
[02:47:12]  Three million?
[02:47:19]  That is a, like, but they're white, though, right?
[02:47:24]  They're white people, so fuck them, right?
[02:47:28]  Fuck them.
[02:47:30]  It's only 3 million in some.
[02:47:33]  We have to sit here and listen about patent pending trademark incorporated the Holocaust every minute of every day, all the time.
[02:47:43]  Oh, wow.
[02:47:45]  This is 3 million fucking people.
[02:47:53]  If I told you when this war started, and I did, I said this is going to kill millions of people.
[02:47:57]  And then people said, oh, this isn't worldwide.
[02:48:00]  People argue these things fucking with me.
[02:48:02]  Like they know anything.
[02:48:03]  Oh, this isn't World War II.
[02:48:05]  They're going to kill millions of people.
[02:48:06]  Yeah, what's the death toll?
[02:48:08]  It's like 4 million now, maybe more.
[02:48:10]  It's 3 million some casualties in Ukraine.
[02:48:12]  And the Russians probably lost 250,000.
[02:48:15]  A lot of civilians dead along the border, really, both sides.
[02:48:18]  Like, yeah, it could have been a lot worse too.
[02:48:21]  Oh, well, let's not talk about it.
[02:48:24]  We love them so much.
[02:48:25]  We bring the refugee women over here so they can get knifed in the neck on a bus by some random savage who's apparently not fit to stand trial.
[02:48:34]  So it's not his fault.
[02:48:35]  So they're going to let him go, basically.
[02:48:37]  He's not going to be punished because he's just a dumb animal.
[02:48:43]  So, I mean, how can you be hard on him?
[02:48:48]  Hmm.
[02:48:50]  This all started to go south when the guy shot Harambe, that gorilla.
[02:48:55]  And then the racial protesters started freaking out, saying it was white supremacy because the guy just.
[02:49:00]  He shot the gorilla because it was like in contact with a human child who had fallen and gotten into the pen.
[02:49:06]  And all the gorilla has to do is.
[02:49:08]  And the kid is dead instantly.
[02:49:10]  That thing is immensely.
[02:49:11]  Like, you don't take any chance.
[02:49:13]  That guy should have been given a medal for being that quick and that accurate under pressure, under, you know, just saw it and knew immediately what to do and didn't ask any questions.
[02:49:22]  Questions just went nope, but bang, and dummied that fucking gorilla.
[02:49:25]  I'd be like, fucking, let's go.
[02:49:33]  Telling me, poor gorilla.
[02:49:34]  Yeah, we should have just let him probably kill the child.
[02:49:37]  There's a very high probability that could have happened.
[02:49:40]  We should have done that.
[02:49:41]  That was a whole thing.
[02:49:41]  Again, the levels of the descent into absurdity over the years has just been it's like we've been falling downstairs.
[02:49:48]  You guys ever fall downstairs or like a hill or something in your dream?
[02:49:52]  And it just goes on, or it's like a Family Guy episode.
[02:49:55]  It just goes on and on and on and on and on.
[02:49:57]  Like, how much further down can we get?
[02:49:59]  We can get WWIQ2, IPPS2, USSR, CIA, Alphabet Agency, blah, blah, blah, Q2 people.
[02:50:06]  And we can get the president.
[02:50:09]  You have a terrible podcast, and nobody likes you, and I'm the president.
[02:50:13]  That's how fucking bad it can get.
[02:50:15]  And we're still tumbling down the stairs.
[02:50:16]  We're not even done.
[02:50:17]  We're not even done.
[02:50:18]  I'll let Ireland be like, well, Irish Minister for Justice with his fucking gay purple tie.
[02:50:26]  Gay, dumb.
[02:50:29]  Look at him.
[02:50:30]  Oh, that's the worst haircut.
[02:50:33]  Why do they all look like shit?
[02:50:35]  They're all shitheads that look like shit.
[02:50:38]  What kind of picture is that?
[02:50:40]  No, but excuse me.
[02:50:41]  Excuse me.
[02:50:42]  I believe you've eaten my Danish.
[02:50:45]  My eyes are quite close together.
[02:50:47]  He's Irish.
[02:50:48]  No, no, he's not.
[02:50:49]  He probably, yeah, I'm giving him a shitty ass British accent to insult him even more.
[02:50:52]  You sellout fuck.
[02:50:54]  You know what the Irish people did?
[02:50:56]  They were fighting the British forever in a ruthless, bloody civil war type fucking massacre.

=== The United States Draft Returns (02:16) ===

[02:51:02]  They did that.
[02:51:04]  So this fucking guy could say, now listen, you could have a bunch of Africans replace you in your own fucking.
[02:51:13]  Oh, okay, buddy.
[02:51:15]  Okay, well, good luck in the Civil War against the Irish Patriots.
[02:51:19]  I think it's very obvious where this is going.
[02:51:23]  Grassroots and apparently leaderless protests who are coordinating their actions on social media platforms.
[02:51:28]  It's a convoy.
[02:51:29]  Say they'll keep snarling key roads until the government agrees to increase existing emergency tax cuts on petrol and diesel.
[02:51:35]  Oh, is that the only reason?
[02:51:36]  They're just doing this because gas prices are high?
[02:51:39]  There's a lot going on over there, though.
[02:51:41]  And what's Sinn Fein?
[02:51:42]  What are they doing?
[02:51:45]  Blah blah blah politics blah blah blah.
[02:51:47]  That place is gonna blow up.
[02:51:50]  Here it is.
[02:51:51]  Get ready to see this.
[02:51:52]  This is in Ireland.
[02:51:55]  Just send it in the armored fucking infantry, I guess.
[02:52:00]  Send the mechanized infantry in to deal with those protesters, Philip.
[02:52:05]  Philip, send in the mechanized infantry.
[02:52:08]  Send those pissed people.
[02:52:10]  Send the military.
[02:52:11]  What's the military for, guys?
[02:52:13]  The military is for killing a shitload of fucking people.
[02:52:17]  If you need like 10,000 people just fucking murdered, the military does that.
[02:52:21]  That's what they're for.
[02:52:22]  They're for fighting other big groups of people and just fucking killing them all, killing everybody.
[02:52:28]  Machine guns, grenade launchers, landmines, artillery guns, fucking satellites with laser designators that bring in fucking laser guided bombs from near space altitude, C 130 flying massive fortress gunships that have artillery guns in them in the sky, just punching your fucking dick in from fucking.
[02:52:49]  Oh, they're coming to.
[02:52:50]  They're coming to deal with the protest!
[02:52:54]  Oh, what do you think?
[02:53:01]  I was a tweet earlier that made me think of this.
[02:53:03]  The United States is getting ready for the draft.
[02:53:09]  Turns out.
[02:53:12]  Where is that at?
[02:53:13]  Yeah, here it is.
[02:53:14]  Automatic registration for the U.S. military draft to begin in December.
[02:53:17]  Here we go.

=== Automatic Military Registration Begins (02:44) ===

[02:53:18]  Here we go.
[02:53:18]  I saw somebody last time because I was talking about this.
[02:53:20]  Like, they're doing it.
[02:53:21]  It's like, you're not drafting people yet.
[02:53:23]  They're just getting ready for the draft.
[02:53:24]  Like, oh, okay.
[02:53:26]  I said, like, what do you say?
[02:53:30]  Oh, I'm just building a boat.
[02:53:33]  Because I love to build a boat.
[02:53:35]  I love to build a boat.
[02:53:36]  I am never going to sail it or it's never going to go in the water.
[02:53:39]  That's stupid.
[02:53:40]  Why would that happen?
[02:53:41]  You're crazy to say that I would put this boat in the water and sail it.
[02:53:46]  I'm just building it.
[02:53:48]  You're idiot.
[02:53:50]  I'm just enabling all the things I need to draft a bunch of people for a mega war.
[02:53:55]  I'm not doing it.
[02:53:57]  I'm just getting ready to do the thing I'm not going to do.
[02:54:00]  Idiot.
[02:54:03]  Don't you just want to crush those people?
[02:54:06]  Like, just connect with the perfect knuckle right into the fucking, right on the jaw hinge and just feel it separate and just, you fucking idiot.
[02:54:17]  I'm just, I'm just doing all the things you do before a giant mega war for Jews.
[02:54:22]  I'm not actually gonna, oh, you know, just the perfect follow through, the perfect everything.
[02:54:28]  Just corkscrewed that right out of the fucking, like, base, you know, like the Anthony Joshua KO of Jake Paul, like that clean, that just, just a howitzer to the mouth and that's it.
[02:54:44]  That's those people vote, and they're, you know, here's what I think, Mr. Speaker.
[02:54:48]  Sometimes they run for parliament.
[02:54:51]  Just because.
[02:54:52]  Yeah, there was never going to be a lockdown.
[02:54:54]  There was never going to be a vaccine.
[02:54:55]  I heard it all.
[02:54:56]  You're always right.
[02:54:57]  You're a fucking retard, though.
[02:54:58]  You're not.
[02:54:59]  You're always wrong.
[02:55:00]  You've always been wrong, and it's amazing that you just keep going.
[02:55:06]  Oh, and 506, and you're just.
[02:55:09]  I'm going to tell you, you've never been right about anything.
[02:55:14]  Who are you telling anything?
[02:55:17]  Go watch your stories.
[02:55:18]  Go stay on Facebook.
[02:55:19]  Just stay on Facebook, the most heavily curated adult daycare space in existence, where everything on there is nonsense.
[02:55:31]  Everything on there is worth anyone's time.
[02:55:33]  It's garbage, it's complete slop.
[02:55:35]  I just advertise on there and unfortunately have to see things and go, Mother of fuck.
[02:55:41]  Unbelievable levels of stupidity on there.
[02:55:46]  It's the dumpster of the internet.
[02:55:55]  It's like when the free dating apps first hit, and it was just.

=== The Dumpster Of The Internet (15:34) ===

[02:56:03]  Or maybe now.
[02:56:04]  I don't know.
[02:56:04]  Maybe worse now.
[02:56:07]  I don't envy anyone.
[02:56:10]  It's a cesspool out there, you know?
[02:56:13]  It's like wading through waist high garbage in a river in India to look for somebody.
[02:56:17]  You're like, oh my God, you know?
[02:56:20]  Good luck.
[02:56:22]  I'm not doing it.
[02:56:23]  I'm never getting in that muck.
[02:56:26]  Never.
[02:56:27]  Never, ever.
[02:56:29]  We're not doing a draft.
[02:56:30]  We're just getting ready to do a draft that we're not going to do.
[02:56:33]  Okay?
[02:56:34]  Idiot.
[02:56:36]  Now Trump's spurring on like, that's not what we said we were going to do.
[02:56:42]  The Ayatollah.
[02:56:43]  Haha, get it?
[02:56:44]  Toll.
[02:56:45]  You have to pay the toll.
[02:56:48]  You must pay the Ayatollah toll.
[02:56:50]  They're like charging ships in Bitcoin to go through the channel.
[02:56:55]  I don't know.
[02:56:56]  It's not going to hold.
[02:56:57]  This is a shit show.
[02:57:01]  It would be very dumb, also, for Iran to agree to anything.
[02:57:04]  It would be very stupid of them to do that, I think.
[02:57:10]  And he just keeps saying these things to manipulate headlines, to get the fucking markets up.
[02:57:14]  Like, he's just desperate.
[02:57:16]  It's terrible.
[02:57:17]  And now, oh, you better not, or you better, or what?
[02:57:20]  You're going to go back to doing what you were already doing when you demanded the ceasefire because you couldn't fucking handle it anymore?
[02:57:25]  Shut up.
[02:57:26]  So, you know, Iran wants this to continue, I think, because they're going to win anyway and get everything they want.
[02:57:40]  Trump said they had a deal.
[02:57:41]  And then Iran said, Yeah, they surrendered, and here's all the things they agreed to.
[02:57:44]  They didn't have to say that and humiliate him, but they did.
[02:57:48]  And so now we're back at it because the terms were not good.
[02:57:52]  The terms were reparations for Iran, withdrawal of U.S. forces from the region, allowing Iran to continue its nuclear program like everything they wanted.
[02:58:04]  Total humiliation for the Americans.
[02:58:07]  And it sounded like Trump was ready to cave and say, Fine, you win.
[02:58:12]  No, not so fast.
[02:58:14]  And then every time there almost is a resolution, Israel starts blowing stuff up and killing people, which reignites the fighting.
[02:58:20]  So, like, I don't think this is going to be allowed to stop, but, you know, we'll see.
[02:58:25]  If it does, I would expect a few months of a ceasefire at most.
[02:58:29]  This has gone way too far to come back now.
[02:58:33]  I wouldn't trust anything.
[02:58:35]  They've broken every ceasefire they've ever done, by the way.
[02:58:38]  The Israelis have broken every single one they've ever had anything to do with.
[02:58:41]  So, you know, as long as America.
[02:58:45]  Is fighting in the name of Israel, which is exactly what's happening.
[02:58:50]  You know, there's no way in the world Iran can deal with them.
[02:58:53]  And I don't think they mean to.
[02:58:55]  I think this is all a game.
[02:58:58]  They also, just to put it in perspective, because it's like, oh, I don't know, everything's great now.
[02:59:02]  Everything's doing really good.
[02:59:04]  They open it up and they're letting people go through.
[02:59:06]  It's all going to be picked adorable.
[02:59:08]  It's all going to be.
[02:59:09]  Well, here's today.
[02:59:10]  If you look at the chart here, here's the average traffic, historical crossings.
[02:59:14]  It's about 135, 140 a day.
[02:59:18]  140 a day is kind of ebb and flow standard of the shipping going in and out of there.
[02:59:22]  And then the war starts, and now it's down to about six, average of about four to six per day.
[02:59:30]  Today, as it's ceasefire, we've over three went through today.
[02:59:34]  And then all this last week was 10, 11 during the heaviest amounts of bombing and fighting, but a tiny fraction of what the actual shipping is.
[02:59:43]  So nothing has changed.
[02:59:44]  This is the critical point.
[02:59:45]  This is what the air hose I'm telling about that's strangling the Americans to death.
[02:59:49]  It's this.
[02:59:51]  This is alive here.
[02:59:53]  This is not alive.
[02:59:54]  Oh, nowhere.
[02:59:55]  This is lots of air.
[02:59:58]  Nice day out there.
[02:59:58]  This is no air.
[02:59:59]  No.
[03:00:01]  This is being choked to death.
[03:00:03]  Choked to death by coked out Billy Bob Thornton in a hotel.
[03:00:06]  Like, that's what this is.
[03:00:07]  This is not.
[03:00:10]  And as of today, no improvement.
[03:00:12]  So.
[03:00:15]  I don't know.
[03:00:15]  The Iranians are crafty and they're smart.
[03:00:17]  I wouldn't be surprised.
[03:00:18]  They know it's bullshit.
[03:00:19]  They'd be like, oh, yeah, sure, we'll do your ceasefire and we're going to take full advantage of it and fuck you over and lie.
[03:00:22]  Like, we don't.
[03:00:23]  This is to the death.
[03:00:24]  Like, this is already.
[03:00:27]  We'll see.
[03:00:30]  I'm just glad Trump told everybody how he really feels.
[03:00:33]  He's not out of his mind at all.
[03:00:40]  Oh man, I wish I could sort out this chat.
[03:00:46]  Justice for Fathers says BDR is a pretty.
[03:00:49]  What?
[03:00:54]  Tomahawk says Hitler was an Austrian who took over Germany.
[03:00:59]  Will you please be the Canadian who takes over America?
[03:01:02]  Look, that's a scary place down there.
[03:01:04]  You guys got a lot of fucking.
[03:01:06]  I don't know.
[03:01:07]  You got some heavy hitters down there.
[03:01:09]  That's a big boy playpen down there.
[03:01:11]  There's some big.
[03:01:11]  Canada is a circus of, you know.
[03:01:17]  Nerds and like weird reject drama school people, and just feminist retard.
[03:01:22]  Like, they're all, everyone's just letting them, everyone's just letting them live this fantasy world.
[03:01:35]  I'm not saying the pronouns.
[03:01:36]  I'm not going to bloody say it.
[03:01:38]  Like, that's where it started.
[03:01:39]  And it just, no, now you have to believe full on crazy delusions about fake genocides.
[03:01:44]  It didn't happen.
[03:01:45]  That's why we're paying all this money, by the way.
[03:01:46]  We have to, it was a ploy.
[03:01:49]  This came up years ago.
[03:01:50]  It's part of the UN drip thing, I think.
[03:01:52]  But the plan was because you need to destroy the middle classes and the native populations of these countries, not the indigenous people, like the Canadian people, the American people, the British people, the Australian.
[03:02:02]  You got to destroy them.
[03:02:03]  You got to ruin them.
[03:02:03]  You got to bankrupt them.
[03:02:04]  You got to take away their ability to provide for themselves and take it.
[03:02:07]  They can't have this.
[03:02:08]  Freedom of the middle class to make their own decisions and work together because they can just fuck us anytime they want.
[03:02:12]  So that's got to be taken away.
[03:02:14]  So we need to bankrupt them.
[03:02:15]  So we're taking all the, what do we do with it?
[03:02:17]  Well, we got to, we give it to, you know, people who are going to treat them horribly.
[03:02:20]  We're going to treat them to racial strangers, ethnic strangers, foreign nationals.
[03:02:24]  We're just going to take all the money, create reasons to give it to.
[03:02:26]  In Canada, it's like, oh, genocide, natives and stuff.
[03:02:29]  So all of your money has to go to them now.
[03:02:31]  And we're going to feed them stories about how all you did was genocide and murder them while we give them all your money.
[03:02:36]  And we're going to give it to Indian people and African people and Muslim people and all these people.
[03:02:40]  And again, Remember, white man bad, very, very bad, very bad, while giving them all your money and your jobs.
[03:02:48]  And you'll see where this goes.
[03:02:50]  And the police start changing into them and the politicians and everybody starts.
[03:02:53]  And next thing you know, it's not your country anymore.
[03:02:55]  It's theirs and you're just in the way.
[03:02:57]  And maybe they just start killing everybody.
[03:02:59]  Historically, that is what happens.
[03:03:00]  Historically, once they reach a certain level of majority status, they just start killing us and killing everybody.
[03:03:08]  That's why there are tens of thousands of people fleeing South Africa.
[03:03:11]  And that's why Rhodesia doesn't exist.
[03:03:13]  And that's why.
[03:03:14]  Europe looks the way that it is with all the murdering and killing and raping and destruction.
[03:03:17]  It wasn't like that.
[03:03:18]  You put the third world in there.
[03:03:19]  Now it's like that.
[03:03:21]  And everybody knew that's what would happen.
[03:03:23]  That's why you did it.
[03:03:25]  These are the results.
[03:03:26]  What you intended all along on full display.
[03:03:31]  Why the climate agenda?
[03:03:32]  Oh, we got to say it's not about saving the climate.
[03:03:35]  It's about ruining you, it's about deindustrializing your society.
[03:03:38]  You know why we were rich?
[03:03:39]  You know why we had all these amazing things and power and technology and all that?
[03:03:43]  Because of our industry, because of our work.
[03:03:45]  And it's all gone now.
[03:03:47]  Because it's not very green for the planet.
[03:03:48]  So we got rid of the oil industry.
[03:03:50]  We got rid of our production, our industrial capacity.
[03:03:52]  We can't even rebuild any of this shit.
[03:03:55]  It's all gone.
[03:03:56]  And they took all that money, sold everything off, gave it to themselves, and again, turned around, gave it to other countries, gave it to Ukraine, gave it to China, gave it away.
[03:04:03]  Everything's being stripped.
[03:04:05]  It's on purpose.
[03:04:06]  Every method available to ruin you, the Canadian person, the American person, wherever you are, the Australian, whatever can be done to make it more likely that you're going to be destroyed is being done and pursued.
[03:04:18]  Rapidly, aggressively, right now, every day, all the time.
[03:04:23]  Everybody can see it.
[03:04:27]  Not a lot of runway left before, you know, this just comes apart.
[03:04:32]  And, you know, money and food and all that being the key thing, that's where people start to get nervous.
[03:04:38]  Instincts are going to kick in then.
[03:04:40]  As long as they can still feed themselves and house themselves and have a reasonable amount of entertainment and bullshit, like they'll be fine.
[03:04:47]  But the pain of doing nothing, again, is going to be.
[03:04:52]  Overwhelmingly worse than the pain of doing anything because this will just become embarrassing.
[03:04:56]  There'll be no distractions in the world that'll be good enough.
[03:04:58]  There'll be no video games or porn robots or sex fucking machines or drugs or anything.
[03:05:02]  There'll be nothing good enough to distract you long enough from how wrong all of this is.
[03:05:11]  And that's what they're betting on.
[03:05:13]  They're betting on, yeah, we can.
[03:05:15]  We can keep you distracted and ignoring it forever because nothing's ever happened so far.
[03:05:21]  So nothing ever will.
[03:05:23]  Right?
[03:05:25]  Like other things that only happened a couple times in history ever.
[03:05:29]  They rarely ever happen, so they never will happen ever again.
[03:05:33]  Right?
[03:05:38]  In those moments and times when people, crazy turns of events, miraculous, unprecedented.
[03:05:44]  This never happens.
[03:05:46]  But sometimes they do.
[03:05:50]  So if they can, well, then why not try?
[03:05:56]  Just start living in that situation.
[03:05:58]  Let's start living in that scenario.
[03:06:00]  Start expecting that to happen.
[03:06:03]  Start expecting it.
[03:06:04]  Don't wish and hope and like, no, that's what is going to happen because of what's looking at everybody right in the face.
[03:06:16]  It's better for them if everyone just stays paralyzed and dumb and just.
[03:06:21]  That's fine.
[03:06:24]  If you can step out of the bullshit and see it for what it is.
[03:06:35]  It feels like they're just going for it.
[03:06:36]  They're just emptying the drawers in everybody's pockets and just get everything while you can because there's not much juice left in this grift and they know it.
[03:06:44]  And hey, that's been said lots of times over the years that if it ever got bad enough, they'll just do World War III.
[03:06:54]  They've done it before.
[03:06:55]  The people that manage and pull the strings around here in the world, I mentioned earlier, we're kind of in the shadow of the U.S. and who runs the U.S.?
[03:07:03]  Not the American people.
[03:07:04]  That's a problem.
[03:07:06]  These people have done this before.
[03:07:08]  Both of the other world wars were more or less engineered.
[03:07:15]  How could that be?
[03:07:17]  It's not that complicated.
[03:07:20]  It's just a different version on a bigger scale of something you've probably already seen or witnessed in your own life because people are people.
[03:07:27]  You ever seen somebody pick a fight with somebody else on purpose?
[03:07:31]  Or say something about somebody or tell somebody something knowing that they're going to go and cause a problem with someone else?
[03:07:37]  Ever seen that happen?
[03:07:38]  I've seen, of course, we have.
[03:07:41]  That's how.
[03:07:42]  When you have that level of influence and power and money, and you can own people, buy people, blackmail people, you can make all kinds of happen.
[03:07:48]  You can go, hey, start printing this in your newspapers.
[03:07:50]  You start saying this on TV.
[03:07:52]  And you know how these people are going to react.
[03:07:54]  That's what you wanted to have happen.
[03:07:55]  And then you just, you can fucking start pressing the gas, fanning the flame.
[03:07:58]  Maybe go to the other side, help them out, give them some shit to throw in the other direction.
[03:08:02]  It just escalates.
[03:08:07]  And everybody in the news and on TV saying, we have to stand up to Iran.
[03:08:11]  All have a strange passport that it's not a maple leaf that's on that thing.
[03:08:18]  That's not a star on the American flag.
[03:08:21]  You know, that's who's all like, yeah, fight, fight, fight, everybody, everybody fight.
[03:08:26]  Okay.
[03:08:31]  suspicious.
[03:08:38]  But if Canada gets loose, we'll just have like an underground railroad for Americans to escape up here.
[03:08:48]  And then we'll slowly start, we'll just gaslight.
[03:08:52]  This is what we'll do.
[03:08:53]  This is my plan, and I think it will work.
[03:08:55]  But I learned it from the Jews.
[03:08:58]  So this is why I think it's probably going to work.
[03:09:01]  It'll probably take like maybe 100 years if you guys want.
[03:09:06]  I'll lay this out for you right now.
[03:09:11]  You're just you're gonna pull I'm gonna call this operation rug pull You guys are going to be like reverse Mexicans and jump the border into Canada.
[03:09:28]  Now, once you've arrived in Canada, you will need to help reinforce and bolster the native Canadian population against the outside forces working to subvert and destroy it.
[03:09:40]  In return for this shelter, cooperation, and camaraderie, once the situation has been stabilized, using the leftover free American manpower, we will begin to slowly adjust the border on the map.
[03:10:03]  Michigan?
[03:10:04]  No, now it's here.
[03:10:06]  No, now it's here.
[03:10:08]  And every time that they complain and say, Canada is moving the border, that's when we're going to pull out our version of Benjamin Netanyahu.
[03:10:19]  We're going to pull out Rick Mercer, and he's going to have a map of Canada's chosen land, promised territory.
[03:10:25]  And he's going to say, This has been the map of Canada since 1967.
[03:10:28]  Everyone knows that.
[03:10:29]  It's always looked like that.
[03:10:31]  Look.
[03:10:31]  And we'll have already replaced all the world almanacs.
[03:10:35]  All of the Wikipedia, everything.
[03:10:37]  Everyone will go, that's not true.
[03:10:39]  When they Google it, it's going to be fucking true because AI will have helped us do it.
[03:10:44]  Because Elon has multiple passports and one of them's ours.
[03:10:49]  And I know.
[03:10:50]  Nobody trusts Elon.
[03:10:52]  No shit.
[03:10:53]  None of us do.
[03:10:54]  But we know his weakness.
[03:10:56]  Crazy hot chicks.
[03:10:57]  And we got lots of those.
[03:10:58]  And we lured him in and we got him on videotape.
[03:11:01]  He didn't really care, but we just said, fuck it and tied him up.
[03:11:06]  Like he's captured.
[03:11:08]  He's a captain.
[03:11:11]  We let him play video games all day.
[03:11:13]  He's actually perfectly happy.
[03:11:14]  He doesn't miss it at all, he says.
[03:11:17]  Anyway, we're just going to gaslight, and 40, 50 years of that, you'll have more than half of the continental U.S., and then you can just knock the rest of them over.
[03:11:31]  They'll make memes.
[03:11:32]  They'll make memes about Canada eating America, and you'll just be like, that never happened.

=== Canada Taking Over Institutions (09:55) ===

[03:11:38]  Pennsylvania was always fucking Canadian, man.
[03:11:41]  What are you fucking talking about, man?
[03:11:43]  Fucking Pittsburgh's as Canadian as Calgary, buddy.
[03:11:47]  Fucking Sydney Crosby, man.
[03:11:48]  Are you fucking high?
[03:11:50]  You fucking high, man?
[03:11:52]  Wait till all the Americans figure out how many famous people in America are Canadian.
[03:11:56]  You know, Ryan Reynolds is ours too, right?
[03:11:59]  The guy that everyone looks up to is like the proto American fucking.
[03:12:03]  White guy, perfect dude.
[03:12:05]  What's his name?
[03:12:05]  He's in all the fucking memes.
[03:12:07]  Handsome fella with the hair.
[03:12:10]  I don't remember.
[03:12:11]  He was Ken in the fucking movie.
[03:12:13]  Yeah, he's ours also.
[03:12:15]  Ken is ours.
[03:12:15]  Ken's deep cover.
[03:12:17]  He's a deep cover doing Ken stuff.
[03:12:20]  You wouldn't understand.
[03:12:24]  I'm just saying, don't fight them there.
[03:12:26]  They expect you to.
[03:12:26]  Just slip around behind them and they'll be like, No, you're gone.
[03:12:29]  We win.
[03:12:29]  The Americans are gone.
[03:12:30]  And by the time they turn around, the border is like, you know, in South Dakota.
[03:12:34]  They're like, Wait a minute.
[03:12:35]  You're like, No, it was always like this, man.
[03:12:39]  Fucking Dion Fanouf and Chris Pronger are there for some reason.
[03:12:44]  Like, yeah, it's fucking always been like this, man.
[03:12:46]  Oh, okay.
[03:12:48]  I'll just gaslight them.
[03:12:50]  Just lie repeatedly.
[03:12:51]  And then when the rest of the world condemns you, you just stand at the UN and you go.
[03:12:59]  Six million Canadians died in the maid chambers before anybody said anything.
[03:13:04]  Six million Canadians were mated to death.
[03:13:08]  Before anybody said anything, I don't want to hear it.
[03:13:15]  You know what?
[03:13:15]  In fact, I'm going to make a slideshow.
[03:13:18]  I'm going to make a slideshow and I'm going to make it in black and white.
[03:13:23]  And I'm going to have Steven Spielberg come up here and explain to you what happened while you all sat there and the world said nothing.
[03:13:36]  Six million made cases.
[03:13:41]  So, if we want to gaslight and take over America by lying and bullying using old hockey player enforcers, we're going to.
[03:13:51]  Anyone who doesn't like that?
[03:13:52]  Well, I'm going to play this song, and black and white music's going to appear, and women are going to cry, and a little kid's going to go, Why, mister?
[03:14:00]  Why?
[03:14:02]  And then you're going to go to jail for the rest of your life for anti Maple speech.
[03:14:09]  Don't fight it.
[03:14:15]  Right on the screen here, we have a live look of Beirut.
[03:14:18]  This is the latest.
[03:14:18]  This is the last.
[03:14:19]  The war is still going on, by the way.
[03:14:20]  I just wanted to.
[03:14:21]  Lebanon, and of course, attacks have continued there.
[03:14:24]  Yesterday was the deadliest day in attacks that we've seen in the latest ceasefire.
[03:14:28]  Israel Hezbollah war.
[03:14:31]  You're one of the few Jewish members of Congress, staunch supporter of Israel.
[03:14:34]  One of the few.
[03:14:35]  Oh, bless his heart.
[03:14:37]  It's right to defend itself, of course.
[03:14:39]  Of course.
[03:14:40]  Do you support their continued deadly strikes on Lebanon?
[03:14:43]  Do you support them mass murdering random civilians?
[03:14:46]  Just blowing up Beirut and flattening neighborhoods.
[03:14:49]  Do you like it when Jews just mass murder people and say they're allowed to because a book said so?
[03:14:54]  That they made up with a fake language and all that?
[03:14:57]  Like, do you think that's okay?
[03:14:59]  What do you think, random congressman, bloodthirsty, maniac, pedophile, enabling psycho?
[03:15:05]  What do you think?
[03:15:08]  You're one of the few Jewish members of Congress, staunch supporter of Israel, its right to defend itself, of course.
[03:15:13]  Do you support their continued deadly strikes on Lebanon?
[03:15:16]  And their argument that the ceasefire doesn't apply there.
[03:15:19]  And do you think it risks a fracture with the White House during this war?
[03:15:24]  There's a lot of questions there.
[03:15:25]  The key question is does it risk a fracture with the White House?
[03:15:27]  I would say no.
[03:15:28]  The president has been very clear the ceasefire with Iran did not include Hezbollah.
[03:15:33]  So, no, I don't think it fractures that at all.
[03:15:36]  But Israel is not attacking Lebanon.
[03:15:38]  Israel is attacking Hezbollah.
[03:15:40]  And Lebanon had an obligation to deal with Hezbollah, to control them and to stop them from firing rockets at Israel, which, by the way, includes seven.
[03:15:50]  Hundred thousand Americans.
[03:15:51]  Yeah.
[03:15:52]  Lebanon has failed to do that.
[03:15:53]  Hezbollah has failed to disarm.
[03:15:55]  And so Israel is doing what is necessary to not only protect Israelis, but the Americans who live there.
[03:16:01]  Looking ahead.
[03:16:03]  It's true what he says, you know.
[03:16:05]  Once you start to notice and see it, what a thing to say.
[03:16:10]  See that right there.
[03:16:11]  That's a very Jewish thing to say.
[03:16:14]  What?
[03:16:15]  We're not attacking Lebanon.
[03:16:17]  We're attacking Hezbollah.
[03:16:19]  We're not killing Canadians.
[03:16:20]  We're killing the second battalion of the Royal Canadian Regiment.
[03:16:23]  Oh, you're just killing Lebanese people in Lebanon, but you're not bombing the Lebanese people.
[03:16:35]  You're just killing Lebanese people in Lebanon who have a bunch of matching shirts.
[03:16:44]  Exactly.
[03:16:45]  Oh, okay.
[03:16:45]  Well, case dismissed then, Your Honor.
[03:16:48]  We played some semantics and confused everyone and made everyone head hurt, and then we all went away and.
[03:16:54]  Nobody did anything.
[03:16:55]  This is another story I just wanted to point out because we love the glyphosate in Canada.
[03:17:00]  The companies here use it and poison everybody with it.
[03:17:02]  And it's a horrible, it's one of the worst.
[03:17:04]  Like, this is made to kill people, basically.
[03:17:06]  It's so bad.
[03:17:07]  And this is a couple of months ago in February.
[03:17:12]  Israel was spraying glyphosate on their crops on purpose to sabotage them.
[03:17:18]  That's how bad it is.
[03:17:20]  It's like, let's dump this poison on them.
[03:17:22]  And in Canada, they're like, no, it's good for the crops.
[03:17:24]  Eat fucking glyphosate crops.
[03:17:26]  It's fine.
[03:17:31]  So, you know, all kinds of war.
[03:17:33]  Israeli like it.
[03:17:34]  They'll poison your food.
[03:17:35]  They'll shoot your kids.
[03:17:36]  They'll just do whatever.
[03:17:38]  They'll spray cancer causing chemicals on your food, your crop, your animals.
[03:17:42]  They'll fucking do whatever.
[03:17:43]  They'll shoot your mother.
[03:17:45]  They don't care.
[03:17:52]  Yeah, I gotta check the chat one more time before I take one more drive by over Canada.
[03:17:59]  I gotta get out of here.
[03:18:03]  Gotta get out of here.
[03:18:08]  What is this thing?
[03:18:08]  Flood says, much love from down south.
[03:18:10]  Thanks, man.
[03:18:13]  We'll let that one live.
[03:18:18]  I don't know.
[03:18:19]  I mean, you know, everybody's partial to their own team and their own people and shit, right?
[03:18:24]  And it's like, you know, Canada's not super.
[03:18:27]  Pound for pound, though, we punch pretty high above our weight.
[03:18:30]  I will say that.
[03:18:31]  And it's too bad there wasn't 100 million of us.
[03:18:34]  If we had 200 million, 200, 300 million Canadians, you have any fucking idea?
[03:18:37]  We would be running the world.
[03:18:40]  Of course.
[03:18:41]  How many Ryan Goslings is that?
[03:18:43]  That's who it was, Ryan Gosling.
[03:18:45]  How many Ken dolls would that be?
[03:18:48]  We produce all these guys with like nothing.
[03:18:51]  There's less people in Canada than like all of California.
[03:18:54]  And yet somehow just dominating.
[03:18:56]  It's not the Jews you got to be worried about.
[03:18:58]  Canada's the ones taking over all your fucking institutions.
[03:19:00]  institutions.
[03:19:09]  Nah, we're too.
[03:19:10]  We'd only do that if we thought it was revenge.
[03:19:12]  Like, we're really big grudge holders.
[03:19:16]  You know?
[03:19:17]  If there's a score to settle, we'll get it, you know?
[03:19:19]  So, unless that happens, unless something unspeakable happens, but otherwise, I'm sure we'll be friends.
[03:19:26]  It'll be fine.
[03:19:28]  Dude, I loved working with the Marines.
[03:19:29]  It was so fun.
[03:19:31]  I always wanted to, like, I wish I'd.
[03:19:33]  If I was American, I would have, you know, joined the Marine Corps.
[03:19:36]  It was just.
[03:19:38]  That was the.
[03:19:40]  That was the standard, you know?
[03:19:42]  Canada was all right, though.
[03:19:44]  Our shit was pretty good.
[03:19:46]  Used to be.
[03:19:48]  But again, pound for pound, our guys were as good as anybody else's.
[03:19:50]  And especially our top level, like special operations guys.
[03:19:54]  It's not just me saying shit.
[03:19:57]  They're as good as anybody else's in the world.
[03:20:00]  Like, of the big boy clubs, like Delta and the SAS and everything.
[03:20:06]  That's not easy to do.
[03:20:09]  They didn't give us that.
[03:20:10]  We had to develop our own program.
[03:20:13]  And create our own top level guy, and they're as good as anybody else's.
[03:20:18]  We're totally capable of anything.
[03:20:21]  Build me a super duper interceptor jet out of nothing.
[03:20:26]  Okay, Canada did that too.
[03:20:28]  And then America's like, nope, not allowed.
[03:20:30]  Give me that.
[03:20:31]  Stole the scientists.
[03:20:35]  There's nobody here.
[03:20:36]  Let's just stretch all the way to the Pacific Ocean through the mountains, through everything.
[03:20:42]  We'll do all that with small communities littered here and there.
[03:20:45]  We'll just.
[03:20:48]  Live here in this fucking weather for like.
[03:20:53]  In World War I, we contributed an insane amount, like hundreds of thousands of troops.
[03:20:56]  And the population of the country was like 7 million people.
[03:21:02]  Basically, every man in Newfoundland was killed.
[03:21:04]  Almost all of them were killed.
[03:21:05]  Like, every able bodied young man in Newfoundland was almost wiped out in the First World War in one battle.
[03:21:15]  We had the third largest navy in the world at one point.
[03:21:17]  It was mostly smaller ships, but like.
[03:21:20]  Listen, a shitload of frigates and corvettes is a problem.
[03:21:24]  I mean, at that time, oh, you don't have any battleships.
[03:21:27]  We used to have an aircraft carrier.
[03:21:28]  We might have two.
[03:21:29]  We had an aircraft carrier, for fuck's sake.
[03:21:32]  Like, we were.

=== The Mental Toll Of War (08:26) ===

[03:21:34]  Where did it all go?
[03:21:38]  We're still here.
[03:21:38]  So, where's our stuff?
[03:21:44]  Like, I can go through these books and see all these pictures and talk to people who were there.
[03:21:49]  Like, a lot of them are still alive.
[03:21:51]  But all the stuff we had, and when you look around, it's all gone.
[03:21:55]  So, you know, if I could ask Ottawa anything, I'd be like, where's our fucking stuff?
[03:22:04]  Man.
[03:22:05]  Before you go ahead and give yourself that extra pay raise, can you just tell me where's our stuff?
[03:22:13]  Let me see what's in your pockets.
[03:22:17]  Just show me your pockets.
[03:22:18]  Just show me your pockets right quick.
[03:22:20]  You can tell me.
[03:22:21]  I won't be mad.
[03:22:22]  I just want to.
[03:22:27]  This is a Sam Hyde sketch.
[03:22:29]  I love that one.
[03:22:30]  Just show me what's in your pockets.
[03:22:33]  I saw you put something in there.
[03:22:34]  I saw you put it.
[03:22:35]  It was interesting, whatever it was, whatever you put in there.
[03:22:38]  So why don't you tell me what it is?
[03:22:39]  Why don't you show me what it is?
[03:22:41]  Show me what's in your pocket?
[03:22:45]  Creepy.
[03:22:45]  It was pretty good.
[03:22:48]  Anyway, are we all caught up?
[03:22:49]  I don't know.
[03:22:50]  There's so many of these.
[03:22:50]  It's hard.
[03:22:51]  I don't like to scroll.
[03:22:53]  I did.
[03:22:53]  We did invest in creaming bagcore.
[03:22:55]  I got that one.
[03:22:55]  We got that one.
[03:22:57]  Oh, there's some more here.
[03:22:59]  Jensen says, would be cool to meet you.
[03:23:01]  You have met me.
[03:23:02]  Maybe hang out and eat some mushrooms.
[03:23:04]  Didn't we do that?
[03:23:10]  I think we're going to head back out that way soon.
[03:23:12]  Blah Sheep says, I tried making an application.
[03:23:14]  Two second sounds, but it didn't work.
[03:23:15]  If you got mine, let me in.
[03:23:17]  Let me in.
[03:23:19]  If that's how you phrased it, I don't know.
[03:23:21]  I think people, like, we're barely protective of psychopaths and unhinged lunatics.
[03:23:26]  Like, it's like there's no tolerance policy.
[03:23:29]  So, if your application was just screaming noises, you know, like if I walked into the office and I just, and I was just listening, like, what is this?
[03:23:41]  This is someone's audio application file.
[03:23:45]  This is unacceptable.
[03:23:48]  They'd just be like, Yeah, we're probably just going to pass on that one.
[03:23:50]  I'd be like, Yeah, that's totally fine.
[03:23:52]  That's totally fine.
[03:23:55]  Yeah.
[03:23:56]  Duh.
[03:23:56]  What?
[03:23:58]  It was just seven minutes of screaming.
[03:24:00]  Wow.
[03:24:03]  Was it like AI?
[03:24:05]  No, it was a what?
[03:24:06]  You'd stop and take a breath every little bit and just kept.
[03:24:11]  It was really weird.
[03:24:12]  You listened to the whole thing?
[03:24:13]  Every second of it.
[03:24:13]  I listened to every second of it.
[03:24:23]  There's some good stories.
[03:24:26]  There's been some good stories already.
[03:24:27]  It's only been, what are we, a little over a year now.
[03:24:30]  We're having fun.
[03:24:32]  We've got a lot to try and do here in the next few months.
[03:24:36]  Scotian Gentleman says, I thought Nick Fuentes said the U.S. gave up and the war is over.
[03:24:41]  Well, they did.
[03:24:42]  Trump is trying to give up, it sounds like.
[03:24:45]  Jensen says, violence therapy against CRJ praise Israel and USA.
[03:24:49]  Okay.
[03:24:49]  He's just trying to make me upset now.
[03:24:52]  All right, that was flood.
[03:24:53]  Are we almost done?
[03:24:56]  Come on, keep scrolling.
[03:24:57]  Oh!
[03:24:58]  Justice for Father says BDR infiltrates to the gay core.
[03:25:03]  Oh, the.
[03:25:05]  Is he still going?
[03:25:08]  My God, man.
[03:25:11]  It's a good thing my dick is so big because I wouldn't be able to carry all of you fucking people on it otherwise if it were any smaller.
[03:25:17]  Hey, how would all of you ride on my dick like this if it wasn't as huge as it is?
[03:25:23]  Good thing.
[03:25:25]  Hey, are you comfortable?
[03:25:31]  No, no, no, you can stop anytime you want.
[03:25:34]  You can get a life anytime.
[03:25:35]  I'm sure you can put the crack pipe down anytime you want to.
[03:25:41]  Any minute now.
[03:25:42]  I'm going to go on a diet.
[03:25:44]  Yeah, you are.
[03:25:46]  Yeah, you are.
[03:25:47]  You're gonna soon.
[03:25:50]  Minnie, minute.
[03:25:54]  Hail the Queen.
[03:25:55]  That's right.
[03:25:56]  All right.
[03:25:56]  Let me take one last.
[03:25:57]  Yeah, we're getting late here.
[03:25:58]  I want to get out of here.
[03:26:00]  So, yeah, war is probably not going anywhere.
[03:26:06]  Meanwhile, this place is falling apart.
[03:26:07]  We got the MPs are crossing foot.
[03:26:11]  It should be a conversation that people have because it's, again, what legitimacy does any of this have if people can just switch from one team to the other who are supposed to be so diametrically opposed?
[03:26:19]  They're so.
[03:26:20]  I mean, the reason to have elections is so there's options, but apparently there's not, you know?
[03:26:25]  And those people run the country in this way.
[03:26:33]  So, our immigration officers don't have the power, don't have the latitude to probe refugee claims, experts say.
[03:26:40]  Oh, the experts?
[03:26:43]  Well,.
[03:26:49]  Current rules prevent officers from probing the truth of asylum seekers' story.
[03:26:53]  A person can show up at the border, give a written story prepared with AI, and the officer is instructed to not ask questions that will verify the credibility of the story.
[03:27:01]  Even if officers want to question and ask permission to do so, they can't.
[03:27:07]  Immigration lawyer Richard Kerland says So you're literally not allowed to do it.
[03:27:13]  We don't have border enforcement.
[03:27:15]  They're not allowed to.
[03:27:16]  They're not allowed to ask questions from the top.
[03:27:22]  Mavoiding.
[03:27:23]  Who are you?
[03:27:24]  What are you talking about?
[03:27:26]  The people who are using the military to spy on you?
[03:27:31]  Canadian military members used personal social media to spy on other Canadians' COVID opinions.
[03:27:36]  Military spied on citizens using their own personal social media accounts to test out new propaganda techniques.
[03:27:41]  Oh, good.
[03:27:42]  Is that one of them right there?
[03:27:43]  Nice bracelets, retard.
[03:27:49]  Fucking, what kind of haircut is that?
[03:27:52]  What are you doing?
[03:27:55]  What a dweeb.
[03:27:56]  Look, you're fat.
[03:27:58]  I can tell.
[03:27:58]  I can see no muscle in your neck or in your hands.
[03:28:01]  Your hands are fat and soft.
[03:28:03]  You're a fat, dumb.
[03:28:05]  What are you doing?
[03:28:06]  Spying on people.
[03:28:10]  Nice.
[03:28:10]  Are you logged into all of these laptops at once?
[03:28:14]  What do you think this guy's name is?
[03:28:20]  I'm a hero.
[03:28:22]  He's changing his Facebook profile right now.
[03:28:24]  To not all heroes have visible wounds.
[03:28:27]  Not all wounds are visible.
[03:28:29]  PTSD Awareness Month.
[03:28:31]  That's what this guy's logging into right now.
[03:28:35]  While he's spying on your fucking girlfriend's titty pictures.
[03:28:39]  Not all wounds are visible.
[03:28:41]  PTSD Awareness Month.
[03:28:45]  I had to read the emails of people making decisions about people with what to do with people who were killed in combat.
[03:28:50]  You wouldn't understand.
[03:28:52]  You wouldn't understand the mental toll.
[03:28:54]  The mental toll.
[03:28:58]  Do you like Warcraft?
[03:28:59]  I like Warcraft.
[03:29:02]  Do you like my haircut?
[03:29:03]  Do you like my terrible poor person looking mohawk and my support beads on my wrists?
[03:29:11]  They're my emotional support beads.
[03:29:28]  Look at me.
[03:29:28]  You're the one working for Team Pedophile Epstein.
[03:29:33]  Fuck you.
[03:29:36]  That's a recent photo.
[03:29:40]  The military tasked multiple units without giving any prior training in intelligence gathering to aggregate data on fellow Canadians regarding their public opinions about the military's domestic response to the pandemic to influence their future decisions.
[03:29:53]  Cool.
[03:29:55]  It's good.
[03:29:57]  It's good.
[03:29:58]  I mean, we knew that, right?

=== Team Pedophile Epstein Exposed (08:03) ===

[03:30:00]  How else is it going?
[03:30:01]  Hey, small businesses are seeing a rise in crime.
[03:30:05]  How could Canadians respond?
[03:30:06]  Oh, I don't know.
[03:30:09]  Probably stop listening to you fucking morons.
[03:30:13]  You know, everything's been getting worse every decade for my entire life and before, all through my parents' lives.
[03:30:18]  And like, you can kind of pin down when the wings started to come apart.
[03:30:23]  And we're just in a full blown tailspin now.
[03:30:26]  How should they respond?
[03:30:27]  Gee, well, I don't think you want me to answer that question.
[03:30:32]  Um, Shoplifting's incidents involving $5,000 or less rose 14% in 2024 and 66% since 2014.
[03:30:42]  Well, everybody's poor and nobody can afford things, and you're all gouging everybody the landlords, the fucking fuel company.
[03:30:48]  Everybody is taking everything they possibly can.
[03:30:50]  So, yeah.
[03:30:51]  I mean, you could.
[03:30:52]  Oh, this is written by Tammy Ibrahimpoor, by the way.
[03:30:55]  That's a typical.
[03:30:56]  That's Ibrahimpoor.
[03:30:58]  That's Quebec.
[03:30:59]  That's French, I think.
[03:31:00]  That's actually.
[03:31:01]  That's a Montreal name.
[03:31:04]  Um.
[03:31:04]  You know, people can't afford anything.
[03:31:07]  And they're going to steal to get by because people can't afford, they literally can't afford food.
[03:31:15]  Yeah.
[03:31:16]  That's happened a lot.
[03:31:18]  There's tons of people like guarding the lines now and like Walmarts and they're trying to, things are getting chained up now.
[03:31:23]  It's getting, you know, around here.
[03:31:27]  It's not because, it's because people are broke and can't afford to live and can't afford food.
[03:31:32]  All the food banks are going under, right?
[03:31:34]  You know why?
[03:31:35]  Well, because a lot of people are stealing from the food, primarily a lot of migrants are stealing and just eating everything because it's like, oh, it's free.
[03:31:40]  Why would I buy food when I can just get that?
[03:31:42]  The concept of like not taking advantage of other people does not seem to exist in their minds at all.
[03:31:47]  They just go, oh, look, free food.
[03:31:49]  You're stupid for not taking the free food.
[03:31:51]  No, idiot.
[03:31:52]  That's.
[03:31:55]  You don't belong here.
[03:31:57]  You are not one of us.
[03:32:00]  A lot of people are too afraid to say it, but I'm not too afraid to say it because it's true.
[03:32:04]  You're not one of us and you don't belong here.
[03:32:08]  No one asked for this.
[03:32:09]  No one said, hey, let's bring all of these people here.
[03:32:12]  We were never consulted.
[03:32:13]  Nobody ever asked us.
[03:32:14]  It was just done.
[03:32:16]  And now, anyone that has a problem with this very radical, unprecedented thing that's happening, this has never been done before.
[03:32:22]  So don't gaslight people into saying that they're upset about some kind of little nothing murder.
[03:32:28]  No, the country is being fundamentally ripped out of our hands and given away in the shattered thousands of pieces to many other domestic, foreign, ethnic groups that are in the process of displacing all of us in our own homes.
[03:32:41]  While our resources are siphoned away by you, the treason estate, and given to them, we are being set up to be annihilated by you on purpose.
[03:32:53]  That's not what you meant to do, but it's been what you've been doing this whole time.
[03:33:09]  I don't believe you.
[03:33:14]  Everyone should just call bullshit on the whole thing.
[03:33:17]  Like the Irish, like everybody.
[03:33:18]  Like, I don't believe you.
[03:33:20]  We're working hard for kids.
[03:33:22]  No, you're not.
[03:33:23]  I don't believe you.
[03:33:26]  We are going to get to the bottom of it.
[03:33:27]  No, you're not.
[03:33:28]  I don't believe you.
[03:33:31]  Our country has never been stronger.
[03:33:33]  No, it's not.
[03:33:35]  I don't believe you.
[03:33:41]  Nobody.
[03:33:42]  Believes you.
[03:33:43]  Do you guys believe them?
[03:33:45]  Hey, do you guys believe them?
[03:33:49]  The Gang's Slashy gang sign time.
[03:33:51]  What am I doing?
[03:34:20]  What am I doing with my life?
[03:34:23]  What am I doing with my life?
[03:34:27]  Thank you very much, guys.
[03:34:28]  I appreciate it.
[03:34:29]  If you want to help us out, you can go to fymms.ca at the bottom.
[03:34:36]  I'm just saying, if everybody that listened to this gave me like five bucks a month, I could probably take over the country in three years.
[03:34:45]  I'm economical, and there's a few weak points.
[03:34:49]  It wouldn't be that hard.
[03:34:51]  You just need to, like I mean, is there any other rogue intelligence agencies in the country?
[03:35:01]  Like, listen guys, $20 million, we could probably do this.
[03:35:06]  That's cheap, that's cheap.
[03:35:16]  Come on, let's get them.
[03:35:17]  They're weak.
[03:35:18]  Let's get them.
[03:35:19]  Have you guys ever don't tell me you guys you know, you've played Risk before.
[03:35:25]  You know?
[03:35:27]  I mean, years ago, you wouldn't dare.
[03:35:30]  A couple hours ago in this game, but like, look.
[03:35:35]  If we team up, we can take them.
[03:35:38]  Let's get them.
[03:35:40]  You want to get them?
[03:35:40]  Let's get them.
[03:35:41]  Come on, let's get them.
[03:35:42]  Before he comes back to the bathroom.
[03:35:43]  Packed?
[03:35:43]  Packed?
[03:35:44]  Let's get them.
[03:35:55]  People eventually join the winning team, don't they?
[03:35:57]  They flee the ship, don't they?
[03:35:58]  I think there's a lot more of that to happen in the days ahead.
[03:36:11]  Don't change the channel, we're testing the very limits of human sanity and seeing if we can make the entire world just spontaneously combust in an all-or-nothing populist revolution for the future of all of our civilizations.
[03:36:28]  No big deal.
[03:36:29]  It's kind of boring, it's kind of boring.
[03:36:32]  But if not, because you're kind of into that, I would keep an eye on it.
[03:36:36]  Just cook it a little bit.
[03:36:38]  6-7 Tiranis, pro patria!
[03:36:43]  I'll see you at the gangbang.
[03:36:46]  Nice, nice bomb gun, mustard gas, IEDs, flamethrowers, and I'm kind of horrible shit.
[03:37:26]  I'm afraid he's quite lost his mind, and America was never the same.
[03:37:32]  Many people suffered, and it was a death by humiliation on a scale not galactically seen any time in any previous point in history.
[03:37:43]  But if you come right this way, we've got Christian Friedland over here.
[03:37:46]  She's actually, we've got her in a vat full of pastries and sauces and creams and oils.
[03:37:51]  We're cheering to see if she can survive purely upon the facts of which her own existence.
[03:37:58]  It's quite astonishing really what she can do.
[03:38:01]  Come, Krista, show the man what you can do.