Mark and Gary dissect Canada's chaotic political landscape, condemning new hate speech laws and gun registration as disastrous failures that will incite civil war. They allege Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Public Safety Minister Gary Anandasangaree are incompetent elites orchestrating a global collapse alongside conspiracies involving Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein. The hosts predict imminent societal breakdown, financial ruin, and foreign intervention in the US and Canada, while mocking the NDP's radical proposals and warning that traditional masculine roles are vanishing amidst rising youth depression and government incompetence. [Automatically generated summary]
So let me just start by saying, obviously, this is a bad idea, but for who?
Right.
Because normally people will say, well, you know, the Fed posting psychos, right, will draw more heat to you.
Right.
But I already have the maximum amount of heat.
Don't I?
So there's really nothing else that I could do to make that worse.
So, man, I'm getting too huge.
My shirts don't fit.
Same size for a year.
I don't know what's going on.
Ceces is breaking in and switching my shirts for a slightly smaller size.
17.
What's going on here?
So I'm already maxed out the amount of heat.
So like all this is doing is like a smokescreen.
You know, you guys are just kind of, you'd just be volunteering to like, do you see what I mean?
In seconds, within seconds, there's like, look, there's Hitler text in bit in binary.
O dot O dot dot dot slash dot slash slash dot in like Morse code.
You can't really see it on the screen, I guess.
Or can you?
I don't know.
I don't, you know, you can't take them anywhere.
But like, this is just this is just their problem now.
Okay.
So You get to have, you know, and I can just, at any time, I could be like, enough.
Seize.
I can just do that.
He likes to keep it on.
He's an agent of chaos and all that kind of stuff.
So, whatever, you guys are doing it to yourselves.
Look at me.
Get mad at me when you get your door kicked in.
By Carney's goons.
I heard there are some people thinking about stuff in here.
Well, people like, hey, what were you posting?
What were you about to post just now?
Where are my sunglasses?
Where are my fed sunglasses?
Yeah.
Come here.
I dropped them on the floor.
God damn it, Phil.
I need these.
You entertain them.
Look at them.
Look what you started.
This never would have happened.
See what I'm saying?
Look at them.
Ruthless.
They're just abusing it now.
They're just abusing the system.
They're making Rumble look bad.
Guys, you know, we're running out of ships, okay?
And what are you thinking out there?
Excuse me.
Hey, I'm talking to you.
Were you just about to post something on Facebook?
Excuse me?
What do you think you're doing over there?
That is an anti-Semitic hate meme.
This is Canada, Buster.
Do you know what that means?
You see those people out there?
Two of them might have their feelings hurt.
What kind of fucking psycho are you?
Two.
One of them.
She cried a little bit.
Not in my town.
Not in Canada.
We don't put up with scum like you here.
When you were eight.
And you posted a hate meme.
Life in jail.
I don't care if you're seven.
That's no excuse.
That's no excuse.
Don't you know about the Holocaust?
Don't you know about the Holocaust?
That's aggravated hate.
Write that down, Phil.
Let's add that to the charges.
It's aggravated hate.
Aggravated, motivated hate assault.
Semi-automatic.
Unlicensed murder, terror, hate.
That's going to be 30 years.
We added 10 just for you.
And God help you.
If you do something really fucking fucked up, like you edit a video.
If you edit a if you edit a fucking video, we'll fucking ruin your life.
We will put you in jail forever.
Forever.
Fucking edit a video.
Oh!
Ooh!
Fuck, Phil!
Holy god damn it!
I can't wait till the prime minister lets us murder all of you.
I'm just gonna fucking kill everybody.
Oh!
Oh, you think it's funny?
Oh!
You know what we do with hatred around here?
The new Built Back Better Canada.
Envy of the world, where all the children wish they could be.
Crime is insane.
Your safety is absolutely forfeit the minute you step on our shores.
But let me tell you, when you're on the internet, you're going to see a nice, pleasant ride all the time.
While it's happening, while your city is on fire, ambulances around the clock, shootings, explosions, perhaps even a hand grenade in a nail salon.
Hey, France, how you doing?
Hey, yeah, they're not having a great time over there.
That doesn't matter because we're only interested in one thing and one thing, only the most important thing.
Our feelings.
Our feelings could get hurt.
You could hurt our feelings.
Do you want to hurt our feelings?
You wouldn't do that, would you?
You and her are feeling.
Peace.
This has been a public service announcement.
Good job, everybody.
We got it.
We've got more hate speech laws now.
Now we can put people in jail for nothing.
Literally nothing.
We can make shit up.
We could just make it up.
And there's no definition of anything.
It's just a Wild West.
We'll put shit on your phone and like, we'll listen to you, have sex with your wife.
Like, we'll fucking do whatever we want.
All we have to do is get Gary to sign it.
Gary fucking signs everything, bro.
Gary's an idiot.
That's why he's in there.
Why do you think Gary are not hungry?
You think Big Gary work his way in?
You think Big Gary on Big Gary's reputation?
Clearly, he's a very competent operator, very smooth guy.
Do you think he got his way?
He won his way in there?
Oh, he's a champ?
No, he's there because he's a moron.
And they'll just be like, do all the fucking worst things in the world, Gary.
And he's like, duh.
Debbie, give Gary the guns.
No, Gary.
But Gary needs a guns.
Gary I said no It's my first day I don't give a fuck, Gary.
Hateful.
Racist to jail.
Jail, jail.
Yeah, that's probably how it's going to go.
He's a genius, right?
They put people like that in positions like that because they'll do anything.
They're too fucking stupid.
Like, he's that dumb.
He's that dumb.
This guy could walk past a fucking discarded, ruined tire on the side of the road and think it said something to him and stand there for 20 minutes trying to talk to it.
I feel like when he makes cereal, he pours every, he pours the entire box out into the biggest bowl he can get and puts in like two gallons of milk and tries to like put that in bags in the fridge because he thinks that's how you're supposed to do it.
This is who we're talking about.
So Big Gary's gun grab is not very good.
Not going very well, allegedly.
They say 10% of people registered some form of their guns, but I don't think it's even that.
I think they're lying, but it should be 0%.
It's probably more like two.
It's probably been more like two.
But the overwhelming majority, 90% of the country have just elected to not register to have their weapons taken away from psychos, from complete psychos who are mass murdering everybody in the country.
I know it sounds crazy.
I know it sounds insane for people, especially people on the Washington side.
Like, what is Canada doing?
They're not giving their weapons away?
No, because the people that want them are crazy and they're killing everybody.
That's the stupidest thing in the world.
And we all know that.
Every single person, every single person that's like, I'm not giving you my guns is nodding their head.
That is the reason they have them.
Hey, guess what, government?
How do you like them fucking nods, buddy?
What are you going to do about that, Gary?
How's that feel?
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
90%.
Well, I guess just that's what is that?
1.78 million people, maybe.
It's a couple million.
It's a couple million.
A couple million armed citizens are like, fuck you.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do, Gary?
Is this Convoy 2.0, guys?
I think I, I put the magic sauce on it last time.
I was real excited.
And it fucking, you know, I rallied so many people to like, let's fucking see what happens here that the Ottawa tried to blame it on me.
I was like, I'm an idiot that just went and made lots of noises.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It was already there when I got there.
What?
I was hammered half the time.
It was amazing.
It was just basically a big party.
I was just meeting all kinds of people I'd seen all over the internet.
Just fucking chasing women up and down the street.
Ran in Morgan, took her home.
It was great.
You're a terrorist, man.
You sound guilty.
That's a very guilty way to behave.
You just threw these people in jail and ruined their lives.
And you try to bring the military.
And they were like, no, we can't.
Not because they didn't want to.
They just couldn't because we don't really have one.
I'm joking.
I'm not, man.
It's like basically non-existent.
Like the battalion I was in is like at 20, 30% what it used to be.
And what it used to be was at like 70% of what it should have been.
So we're at 30% of 70% of what we should have been.
Fucking good go.
And then the police are in double-digit attrition, by the way.
They're just like losing people.
We're going to hire 10,000 police officers, they said.
How many did you get?
We lost 1,300.
Oh.
SO LEMME GET IT STRAIGHT!
Let me jut- Let me just fuckin' MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Let me get it straight.
So 90% of the country said no.
And you have no way in the world.
None to do anything about that.
Nothing.
Even if you wanted to go full psycho, Gary, you are outnumbered so insanely.
It's like hilarious.
It's hilarious.
To the point that would be my preferred option.
Everybody's scared of they'll come door to door.
I hope they fucking do.
I hope they do.
Yeah!
What?
Let's, why are we lying?
Why are we lying?
What would happen?
What would happen right now in this country?
Am I allowed to say I fucking live here?
I've been here my whole life and I've never seen anything like this in my fucking life, dude.
This is insane and I'm tired as hell.
It's everybody pretending it's not.
Give us all of your guns.
When I said that, you said I was crazy.
Now they want him and nobody wants to give them up.
Why is that, you figure?
What's going on over there?
Are all the cops abandoning ship?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, Gary.
Oh, no, Gary.
What the fuck are you going to do now, Gary?
What is like, it's just, it's so over.
It's hilarious.
It's like you can see in their gas tank and you're like, you only have that much left?
Oh, no.
Oh, I thought this was going to be way worse.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
This isn't going to be half as bad as I thought it was going to be.
That's good.
So, what are you going to do, Gary?
So I guess everybody's a criminal now.
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Well, as of tomorrow, I guess, unless 1.8 million people are like, you know what here?
Have the only way I could reasonably be sure you'll never try to just come murder me because you're doing that quite a lot already as it is.
So a lot of people are like, I don't know about the murdering.
I'm just going to keep this because I don't trust you at all.
And isn't that a picture of you with the Epstein guy?
Girl?
Yeah, it's her.
Isn't that?
Isn't that Gillian?
What's her name?
Ghislaine.
What a name is that?
Come on.
You knew she was going to be a hoe.
Who the hell named her that?
You're hanging.
She's right there.
That's her right next to you, that picture.
How do you not know that?
You don't know who that is?
Your wife does.
Why does your wife know who that is?
Why does your wife know who that is?
No one's asking the question.
Oh, he was in a picture with him before.
It doesn't mean anything.
Yes, it does mean something.
Why does his wife, why are they friends?
What's going on?
That's the biggest criminal in the world.
That's not an exaggeration.
These people are internationally more reviled around the world.
Like, you know, the Night Stalker in LA, he had fans, even though he was a serial killer rapist.
Women were trying to fuck him.
It was insane.
Richard Ramirez.
These people are, no, they're like everyone in the world wishes on their worst day.
It's like, I need to take rage out.
I hate, I'm so mad at the world.
I wish I could just kill somebody.
I wish I could kill Jeffrey Epstein.
You know, that's everybody in the world, basically.
Iran is writing it on their missiles.
Everyone's laughing.
Like, everyone knows what's up.
The worst criminals in the world ever in history.
They were doing industrial, international, mega-billionaire level industry child sex trafficking.
Often ends in death.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is, this is like, and there's, and that's the beginning, okay?
There's worse, if you can imagine it.
You don't need, like, that's as far as anyone needs to go.
Let's pretend that's as bad as it is.
It's not.
It's much worse.
And I know you're like, how?
I don't even.
I recommend you don't.
There's no need, right?
I was satisfied here that, yeah, these people are, you know, evil.
I didn't need to go further than that.
Sometimes I wish I hadn't.
So they're like real-life supervillains.
This isn't just some lady is what I'm saying.
Am I making sense to anybody?
Do I sound insane?
Am I the crazy person?
Like this is this is the like the queen of evil on earth, like the face of evil itself on planet earth.
She's it.
Like that's one of them.
Like the devil itself, you know, you're like, holy shit, it's the devil.
And there's Mark Carney having a hamburger.
No, no, no, we're crazy.
Yes, of course.
We're insane.
We're insane.
Everyone just happens to find themselves in the close proximity of people like that, of like the devil.
You just have, I mean, I have it all the time.
I was on a plane once.
I looked over.
I was like, hey, it's George Soros.
No, that doesn't happen.
That never happens.
Those people, do you understand how rich they are?
Okay, and this, especially Maxwell.
They're super duper, they're unlimited money people.
They're like that show succession, the theme song I just played, like that.
They're just like, ah, let's just go buy an island and fly there and fucking who cares?
They're not hanging out with peasants.
They're not fucking doing anything or not being around anyone they don't want to be.
Okay.
And that's the thing when you have like the more money you have, the more space you can afford.
And guess what?
Most people like a lot of space to themselves if they can, if they can afford it.
Because they know, because they're smart.
Most of the people out there are fucking insane.
So the really smart and successful ones, you know, go, yeah, and then build walls and everything.
Literally and socially.
They don't, nobody, they don't go to the, they're not going to Walmart.
Nothing like that ever.
Fucking ever.
They probably spend more on staff payroll than any of it, than all of us make in the chat combined right now.
Well, that might be insane.
Well, I don't know, actually.
How many castles they own and how many fucking airlines?
And I don't know, man.
The amount of influence is staggering.
Like very, like, absolutely insane.
Like, like airlines.
He could be like, yeah, I want all this shit moved.
Put it on, put it on like just a commercial airline.
They'll be like, we can't fucking do that.
You'll be like, jingle some, jingle some photos.
You'll be like, yes, I can.
And they did it.
Like, I don't, I actually don't know if that specific example happened, but like stuff like that went on.
The amount of people he was in, like, Bill Gates is like right there, like, ah, he's giving him fucking, ah, Billy Gates.
Why?
What's going on here?
Turns out Bill Gates is also a massive psycho.
If you don't know that, that's crazy.
He's also a supervillain.
He's like, he's like a lower level, though.
He's like a first, he's like one of the first two boss characters you would kill on the way to the devil.
He's like number two.
You know, he's like, you know, he's not super hard to defeat, but he's like just annoying.
You know, he's just using money, but he's, you know, thinks he's a lot smarter than he is and thinks he's this fucking suit mastermind.
You're like, you're just a fucking loser, dude.
You're just a dewey.
You're just a loser.
You're a psycho, and you're like paying for like 12-year-olds.
What are you like, gross?
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Oh my God.
Like, what the fuck?
Oh, there's Khilaine Maxwell, and there's Mark Carney.
Jesus.
This is quite a circle of friends you have, Mark.
Oh, what?
Are the police all quitting?
Oh, that's a shame.
We're going to sell it with Indians.
Please do.
That would be amazing.
Do you understand that everything you guys will do is going to make it worse?
All of the tools you have that you could use, all of them are the wrong ones.
So it doesn't matter what you do.
It's you.
You're going to fuck it up.
You're going to do the wrong thing.
Like, hey, let's jail everybody for talking.
Yeah, then nobody allowed to say nothing.
Oh, yeah, that's going to go super duper well.
Isn't it?
Usually does.
In a country where 90% of the people are like, you're not taking my fucking guns.
And nobody trusts authority, the government, the police.
Everybody's scared of everything.
And, you know, everybody thinks everything's, they are lying on TV.
Like, this place is a.
I don't think people realize how unstable it is.
It's very, very much unstable.
Like before the convoy, it was like things are getting weird around here, man.
It's worse than that now.
Things are not, it's very much an illusion.
There is a quiet simmering happening nationally.
And it's just what we do.
This is the most Canadian thing that people do.
Because I've seen it so many times.
And the more I think about it, I'm like, it's mostly Canadian guys that do this.
It's because other guys from other countries, you'll know what I mean in a second.
When they start to get angry, like nothing happens, gets worse, nothing happens.
Like nothing's happening.
He seems like he's doing nothing.
But we all know we're not doing nothing.
You're sitting there and you're like, I'm on fire.
Like internally, I'm going to fucking explode soon.
Like you can feel it erupting like a volcano.
And it's just, nothing's happening.
Nothing's happening.
Nothing's happening.
And then all of a sudden, whoops, a whole lot of something would happen all at once, all the same, all over the place.
Like a crazy, like a convoy or like, you know.
And every time you keep doing insane things, it just is like, here, have some more, have some more fuel.
Have here, have some uranium rods.
Have some fucking, here you go.
Have some enriched uranium.
There you go.
There have that.
See what happens.
Just fuck it up to something.
Hey, why don't you just make it mandatory for the, like, it's the fucking law.
The premier has to be able to have sex with everyone's children.
He's allowed to.
It's the premier.
Morgan says don't give him ideas.
Well, maybe, maybe I should be able to have sex with everyone's children.
The premier should be allowed.
Otherwise, what kind of bigot are you?
You know, the Greeks were pedarassed.
So how dare you?
Like, fucking, where does it end, guys?
Nothing's off it.
Nothing is off the table.
Give it 10 years.
You think that couldn't happen?
I think it could.
What are you looking for?
It's over here.
Rug addict.
Bring it back.
What?
You'll need this.
This.
See, I'm a nice guy.
I don't smoke an empty pipe.
That'd be insane.
That'd be insane.
So, yeah, it's quite a situation here.
So, in all seriousness, by July to October, somewhere in that window, like earliest, latest, maybe somewhere in between, is when these laws will become active, activated after the Senate confirms them and all that, which they're sure to do because the liberals have stacked the court with activists.
So they went around and picked their best judge friends who are also massive liberal fucking weirdos.
And when you could be a judge and you could be a judge, I don't know how many of them a lot, way more than like Harper just left it there, left it like, ah, somebody else will fill it up with people.
And Trudeau came along and went, oh, I think I will.
And just started jizzing everywhere, just jizzing idiot woke morons, just all over the government, everywhere.
And look at the country's on fire.
Skeletor walks in and he's literally, he only stealing.
It's all he's doing.
And these boomers are like, I cannot believe it.
It's like a cult.
They're like, oh, Mark Carney is just, he's doing such a good job.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
They think how he's like, how he looks is his job.
Oh, he's just, he's doing, why is he doing good?
Because he's not saying retarded things and generally just, you know, not really in the news.
He's not like, you know, bumbling oaf does stupid moron thing like Trudeau did all the time.
So to them, he's a massive improvement.
So he must be doing a good job.
There's no fucking mind paid to whatever, what's going on whatsoever.
They have no idea.
They're completely checked out.
It's crazy as hell.
Like they're broke too, but it's like, Archie's doing a great job.
Like we're in the thick of it now.
We're in deep.
The fucking NDP is hilarious because they're just their new leader is also very anti-Semitic.
But the party is like the most woke, insane thing you've ever seen in your life.
One of those poor Dominion Society guys went there and interviewed some people and it was what you'd expect.
Like it's what I would have written into like a cartoon about what happened, but it actually, it just actually happened.
But I would have tried to write a semi-accurate cartoon because if it's just way out there, it's kind of dumb.
Nobody's going to believe that.
It's got to be believable, but kind of fucked.
And that's pretty much what he did.
That's pretty much what I watched.
I was watching this.
I was like, oh my God.
This is fucking, this is crazy.
One guy, one guy had to be, one guy had to be 500 pounds.
I'm not kidding.
All manner.
It was the goth.
It was the Gotham City Freaks.
It was like Antifa Special Forces.
It was crazy.
They were giving out like victimhood cards or something.
It was the, I don't know what the fuck went on.
Anyway, yeah, that premiere is like, yeah, Epstein class can go to hell.
Absolutely.
That's great.
And this guy's like, man, you fucking Jews aren't very good people.
I'm like, also, also great right on.
But that's pretty much where it ends.
Those guys are a mess.
They're not going to go anywhere.
They have like four seats for a reason.
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And they're like, oh, we'd love to.
I'd love to learn from Jack Meek saying.
It's like Jagmeek Singh ran the party completely into the ground, like completely from here, straight down into the ground, and exploded a million pieces.
And you want advice from him?
No, you should kick him out.
You should kick him out and confiscate everything he's ever owned.
Everything, like just ruin him, just liquefy all of his assets, leave him broken and destitute and homeless, and give that, put that in the party cough or something to use that to try to dig yourself out of the insane, like the hole you're in.
You are so far out in space that like I don't think you understand how far gone you are.
It's like, what was that movie?
I remember thinking, oh, she's still kind of hot.
Sandra Bullock, was that it?
I can't remember.
No, who was it?
The space movie.
George Clooney, I think, was in it too.
Somebody gets hit by something, like a pressure thing explodes, spirals off into space forever.
Bye.
That's almost them.
Like, we got one last chance to hook you.
And then if you, that's it.
We're out of oxygen.
There's nothing we can do for you.
You're long gone.
You're going to be mutilating yourself and taking hormones.
But like reading from the Talmud or something, eating babies.
I don't know.
Where does it end?
Could you imagine?
Because technology changes.
That's always impressive and fun, I guess.
If you could look in the future, go, wow, you know, look at these.
But the people kind of, you know, they're a little wobblier.
And I feel like we had a pretty basic understanding of morality.
I think everyone does.
It's just inherently like part of you.
It's part of your DNA.
Like, it's part of, you know, and I feel like from nearly any time period, you could take those people and just be like, hey, check this one out, the one we're living in.
And a lot of them would be like, whoa, wow, wow.
What the fuck?
Like a nightmare.
It would be like nightmarish to them.
And it's not our imagination.
The global, like the happiness index by which they measure generally how content the people are has been just going down for decades.
Like it's not thing.
That's not your imagination.
Women's happiness, men's happiness.
Children are depressed and on antidepressants at like nine years old now.
What the fuck is going on?
You know, it's like, oh, it's the diet.
It is a lot of things, but essentially it's one big thing.
It's that we're slaves.
Whoa, uh-oh.
That's the main problem.
What's going on with this thing?
Being a slave is kind of shitty because you don't really have access to the ability to make decisions about anything that's important.
So, you know, everything will suffer your health, your sanity, your safety, everything, if it's not in their interest to maintain it.
Trying to do emergency surgery on this thing here.
I should just probably stop.
You got to stop touching it.
You got to stop playing with it.
fine anyway um i mean it's objectively insane Like a lot of the things that are going on are really bad.
And I don't think it's a good thing to just completely lose sight of that because you get used to it over time.
And I think that's surrendering.
I think that's what that is because we choose every day what we want to occupy our minds and what we do with our time and we talk about it.
That's all up to us.
So it's like eventually, you know, people just get used to it.
Well, that means eventually, because over time, more and more people just stopped pushing back and stopped resisting it and went, whatever, just go along with it.
And then eventually it just ran through the population.
And now it's just, they won is what that means, actually.
Was it for better or worse?
All these wonderful changes over the decades.
Are they been for better or worse?
How were people feeling about the future in like the 1980s, you know, 90s?
I was there.
I remember.
It was generally pretty optimistic.
Things were pretty good.
Cold War had ended in the 90s.
Like fucking right on.
Things are looking up.
Northern Ireland fucking calmed down.
We're like, cool, that's good.
Then there was some problems with Bosnia.
Like, well, that's not great.
But, you know, the whole Waco thing was a little fucked up.
We're like, well, you know, they were, then there was a whole thing called the militia movement in the States in the late 80s and early 90s because back then people were like, we're getting taken over, guys.
And weren't they?
They were a little bit right about that, weren't they?
And the government went pretty hard cracking down on people like that.
And that's what happened to Waco.
Ruby Ridge is another situation.
There's a whole bunch of massive shit that went on back then where the government was just kind of killing people and its own citizens, which obviously didn't really reassure anyone.
But there's always there's always a cycle.
All those people are still around.
Nothing's been getting better.
And more and more people are aware of it each successive generation.
I feel like each one before this one, before that one, it was less and less and less people because they only have such a reach.
Every once in a while, you get a breakthrough character, somebody that gets a big audience and whatever, but it's still, it takes a long time to reach the point in time where we're at now where a lot of these things are just understood generally.
I thought this would, I don't know what this would take, but like generally, most people are aware they know who Jeffrey Epstein is.
That's crazy.
Generally, most people are pretty aware.
Like Israel is an evil country of psychopaths.
Generally, most people are because we have eyes.
That's the problem, right?
When you just show people like black and white, like, look at this.
What do you think of this?
And there's really, it's, you want to lie to yourself.
That's the time to do it, I guess.
When you're watching children be like run over by tractors and shit.
And okay, I guess it was called for, whatever you think.
Like very few people believe that.
Once they see what goes on over there, they're like, oh, they bombed it.
They destroyed like a Christian holy site the other day, by the way.
They're not happy.
Chad's not happy.
So the foundational raw material for something crazy to happen has never been this abundant, ever.
And it's happening in all of these different countries at once at the same time.
And to varying degrees, more accelerated, less, you know, but we're all generally, it's like a horse race.
You know, they're all kind of in a pack.
You know, there's a few in the front, a few in the back, but, you know, Canada's getting a little bit closer to the front right now, catching up.
Some of the European countries have gone pretty hard to destroy themselves.
This mosquito's back again.
Are you seeing this?
This never happens, guys.
I don't know what's going on.
It must be the lights are attracted to, but it's like every time I keep, and I catch him and I don't have him.
He just disappears.
I don't know.
I think it's magic.
If there's no mosquito, there is a mosquito, right?
Have you guys seen this?
Or am I just losing my mind?
Noticed it in the first two minutes.
Get some dragonfly.
There's more?
Great.
I'm being surrounded.
These are Bill Gates' drone mosquitoes.
And lastly, the most important part of all, which is why this is unavoidably going to be a shit show that they'll lose, because the under 25...
the 14 to 25 generation is very aware compared to where we were at their age.
Again, exponentially more than ours.
Our generation is exponentially more aware than like the Gen X people.
I find myself telling them new things all the time.
Look, the Boomers definitely, they're way behind generally.
Then the Gen Xers are like still, they're in like the mid-2000s.
It's like they started watching the X-Files and shut her down then.
It's like, dude, a lot has happened since then.
Like, no, man, Israel's our friend.
You're like, no, buddy.
No, they're not.
Then you get to the millennials, and there's kind of an understanding around a lot of the, you know, we're like, some guys, things are fucked up, hey?
Yeah, a lot of people in my generation kind of generally understand that.
But then you get younger than that, and it's more and more common that everyone very much knows what's going on and they're not happy about it.
They're young and they have a lot of energy and they have an urge to rebel and challenge authority.
That's what they do.
That's what they always do.
And it's my theory that it's kind of a built-in security system.
I don't know if every, I actually don't know.
I've not only grown up in Canada.
Does this happen in every culture?
Probably.
I think it's just human nature to test the fences, so to speak.
Now, if you have a healthy, strong society, everything's generally going well.
People are generally content.
Things are generally under control.
You know what I mean?
Like there's no reason to be like, oh, it's fucked.
You know, everybody's just kind of, things are all right.
Good.
Nobody really wants to change that.
So anybody causing problems and fucking around is going to be like, hey, fucking cut it out.
It's not, we got a good thing going here.
Don't you fuck this up.
And they'll, geez, all right.
Generally, they get, you know, they calm down after a little while.
They become a productive member of society.
They get a little crazy for a couple of years.
Yeah, they're teenagers.
They're fucking shitheads.
And, you know, but right?
But it was, but we all kind of went through that.
I just, I don't say I grew out of it.
I didn't grow out of it, but I was never wrong.
So here's why.
Because they're going to find out, like, I suspected something like this.
I think this authority we're listening to is kind of fucking corrupt.
Like literally, not, you know, how when you're kids, people are like, oh, these fucking people, they don't know nothing.
You're just a young retard, right?
And I think a lot of people think that's what they're hearing, especially when, but well, what do you mean specifically?
I'm like, no, no, I had specific stories and reasons and evidence to go, what the fuck is going on here when I was like 16, 17, 18.
So what I'm saying is there's a whole generation of kids now, 15, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, who are very acutely aware things are really wrong.
Things are really not good.
They are really in for a rough ride and it's going to be really shitty and they're really upset.
And there's a lot of evidence as to why and who that is.
So these instincts to challenge authority and rebel and fucking, they're going to be one of the most in need characters there is.
That's the main, that's the bulk of the rest of the machine.
That's all that's left to join.
And once that happens, it's all of that energy is collated.
And then it's like a supercharge to everything.
And the reason this is, I think, nature, because if they're, if you lived in a sick, dying, murderous, perverted, insane society that was not good for anyone, people are withering like dying plants.
You know, everything looks terrible.
If that's the society you're in and you go and push the fences and they're rotten and they're like falling down, well, then they should fall down.
They're no good.
It's not work.
It's no good.
So the youth show up right at the time when they have the most time to deal with it.
If it's going to come down, it's got to happen now while we're 18, 19, 20, because we'll have our whole lives to work on this and fix it.
That is the optimal time to start.
You don't want to start when you're six years old.
You're like growing up in a nightmare.
You don't want to figure this out, find out when you're 59, you know, ideally.
You're not going to have the same social circle friends.
I mean, unless you're a very significant 59-year-old, I'm just saying, as you would have if you were, listen, really, remember when you were 17, 18, 19, 20, how many friends we all had, how many people we all knew, just because it's what, I don't know if it's still like that.
I hope so.
Everything's a lot more digital now, but how fast something would spread.
And that's, that's the pool of people.
It's now like seeping into this and just so you're going to have all of that and their instinct and natural, you know, nature's way of let's shake the fences.
And they don't only not only find out that they're rotten, but they're the most evil, rotten fences anyone has ever seen in history.
There is no other evil, rotten fence anyone could ever dream of in a Marvel movie that would be, that would be more awful than this one.
This is the worst fence anyone has ever conceived of in history.
It's cartoonishly awful.
It is barbarically awful.
Rotten Fences Everywhere00:06:13
It defies beliefs, but yet there it is.
That's the fucking fence they're looking at.
So let's see.
Motivation, ambition, nature's will, prime target couldn't have been more romantically appropriate.
Every young man, some young girls, but nearly every young man at some point, especially when they're young.
How many of them wanted to be cops and firemen and soldiers and just shit like that, right?
Whatever, some they wanted to do something that seemed kind of risky and dangerous because it was for a bigger person, a bigger reason.
They wanted to be one of those guys that helps something important.
That if I got hurt doing it, well, it had to be done.
It was an important thing.
This matters.
So it's worth it.
How much convincing do you think they'll need?
Is it worth it to shake this fence of people who seem to be above the station of the president of the United States?
So essentially the most powerful entity on earth, right?
We all know, look, we know what's with Trump and what's all that's going on there.
Okay.
They own him, obviously.
So that means they're bigger than the United States of America.
And not just him, the leadership of America.
So that means, and who else, and other countries.
So this is a multinational entity, a transnational, multinational, super fucking entity that owns superpowers of countries.
The power is unfathomable.
It is godlike.
They can essentially do whatever they want.
And they have been.
They're like out of a Harry Potter movie level, Eve, like insane, like cartoonish.
this can't be real but it is you know a lot of guys said that in the army too we have We had conversations like this.
And I bet other service trades as well.
And not even just those, like people that do like dangerous fishing jobs and shit.
And some of the energy industry jobs, like they're not safe, dude.
You can fucking die.
And sometimes people do.
I think a lot of people have jobs that don't demand an element of risking your life.
Most people don't, but some people do.
And guess who those people are?
99 times out of 100, it's some man from a small town somewhere of a couple thousand people.
Every once in a while, maybe they were from Toronto.
Every single time we talked about these guys, we'd say, like, just, I just wanted to do something that was like, you know, important.
Like, I could have worked at a golf course.
Or do you want to go on this big adventure?
What do you think we're like dreaming about when we're 17, 18, 19?
They're thinking about, I hope I get to matter.
I hope I get to be a man who was worthy of existing.
That's like just that, like, I hope so, because you see all these examples and all these stories and all these things, and you look around and you're like, what kind of fucking world is this?
There's like no, there's no chance to even do that anymore.
We kill heroes.
We murder our own heroes.
Now, it's just all being channeled in one direction.
There's nowhere to look but one.
The claw.
The entity.
I've literally risked my life for dumber things.
What do you think all these kids are?
and just you got something better to do i can't wait
Oh, you're not running out of money, are you?
Oh, that's going to make people mad.
You lost.
You lost 1,300 cops.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you know, these school shootings are really radicalizing the kids.
You know that?
You don't care?
Yeah, there's like race wars in schools now in the cities that never used to happen.
And that's just how they grow up now in Canada.
It never used to be that way.
So they're like, what the fuck?
And then they're going to, maybe if they survive high school, if they don't get shot to death by some psycho trainee, if they don't get hacked up by a Muslim gang, if they don't disappear, like if you know, so that doesn't happen, they don't get run off the road and killed by an Indian on the way to their hockey game.
If they make it through high school, surprise, there's no jobs for you.
Break The Glass Case00:06:42
Go die somewhere.
Oh, yeah, the no guns either.
No, Gary, sorry.
No, no buenos.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, you're going to silence everybody.
Oh, okay.
This is literally Phil on the guitar.
Hey, they're going to censor everything anyway.
We might as well just be assholes about it.
I'm serious.
Like, what are they going to do?
Oh, kill you.
Go ahead, kill me.
That would actually make it worse.
Again, much worse.
Then it would be a martyr, right?
And then everything I've done and said would be like, it would blow up because that's always what happens.
That's always what happens when you do something like that.
And it would all be fucking forever.
Like, it would galvanize so many people.
I shouldn't give them ideas.
Somebody on our team is going to whack me just to kick this off.
Like, don't fucking do that.
You can't win without me.
That's the category.
I protect myself.
That's how you always protect yourself in an evil empire.
You just be too valuable to kill as long as you're always like the Harkonnen.
How do I survive on the far right?
Have you seen Dune?
Are you aware of that?
As long as you're too valuable, like, ah, we need that guy, then you're safe.
But everyone's like, well, that guy pulling his weight, maybe we could eat him.
You know, like, careful.
This is a wolf-like environment.
You have to.
Mostly kidding.
That's just a small section.
That's the pit.
That's where we keep the chained up ones.
They're like break glass in case of hate speech or something like that.
Like break glass in case of door-to-door gun confiscation or break glass in case of mandatory sex with children.
You know what I mean?
Like just crazy stuff.
Like, well, let them out.
Oh, he's hungry.
Get him.
What a, what a fun, fun future.
It's not boring.
I mean, that's kind of the thing.
I mean, it's a gross, it's gross.
It's all gross.
I hate this.
I wish none of this had happened.
But you're only as, what's the saying?
You're only as good as the, I mean, I'm thinking that's like a box or a fighting saying or something.
Like, you're only as good as the people you've beaten.
So, like, I'm 23 or no.
Yeah, against like fat drunk guys that are 60 years old.
Like, that's not, that doesn't mean anything.
Are you 20 and oh, against like Ryan Garcia or something?
Like, that's, that would be crazy.
You know what I mean?
That would be something.
But you're only as good as the people you've beaten.
And it's a chance to beat some really terrible people, like the worst ever.
It's a chance to do that with your life, with your time, your soul.
I used to think that was a crazier thing to suggest to people because honestly, there was, you know, things were a lot better than they are now.
But, you know, five years ago, six years ago, there was still this sense that things might still stay together for a while yet.
So you didn't want it.
But now it's like, is anybody going to go to university?
Is there any reason to do that anymore in this country?
Honest question.
Skill trades, I guess, still, but I mean, those are pretty much all being sold out by foreigners and they're all smashing people through on fraudulent programs.
It's crazy.
Are you going to join the military?
Have you seen?
It's a joke.
They don't even have one.
No one's joining and no one's going to because it's a fucking, everyone knows it sucks.
It's a joke.
And they want to work for this, for these people?
You insane?
You've killed their families.
You try to take their weapons away and then you're like, hey, join my military.
Fuck you.
Oh, nobody wants to join.
It's astounding.
I don't know why they would do that.
Man, geez, I'm a young man with nothing to do.
I wish I had something worth my time and worth fucking wish I'd something to fucking man.
Like, I don't know, something.
I guess I'll work on a golf course.
I'll be a hero.
I'll be a hero at Call of Duty on my computer.
You know, I mean, I like video games too, but like, you gotta, that can't be your life, man.
That's not real.
It's a just something.
It's a waste of time.
It's a waste of time and de-stress.
That's all that is.
That's not you're not alive.
You're the opposite of alive.
If you knew what you were missing, you'd be sick.
You'd be sick to yourself.
There's distinctly a difference.
I've kind of done both.
And it's, I feel guilty about those periods where I was just like times of my life where I'm just like existing, just consuming things and existing and just doing nothing for like a year, two years.
You're like, what the fuck?
You know, what were you doing?
Nothing.
You were doing nothing.
The older I get, the worse I feel about it.
I'll put it that way.
So the older, I'm trying not to waste as much time anymore.
It's just, it makes me very upset.
Anything wastes my time.
I get angry now.
On hold for like three hours and they hang up.
I'm like, I'll kill you.
I'm gonna blow up your call center That wasn't They told me to say that.
That was a, that was on the, I was reading a one of them there.
Missed it.
You missed it.
That's all.
There should be some of these.
All right, you bums.
Shut up, you bums.
Shut up.
I'm, I gotta read these.
I was so mad at this.
Five Hour Tech Fixes00:03:19
I had to fuck with this thing for so many hours.
I'm so mad still.
You know, you ever have any of these tech problems?
I'm sure lots of people have, but I, oh my God.
For some reason, it's always with computers.
It's like a lot.
It's like cars.
I don't know much about cars, but computers and shit, I do.
But it sounds a lot of the similar.
Like something doesn't work, and then the first thing you do is go, oh, for, because it's like, it could be 30 things, and you're like, oh, and they got to try to narrow it down.
And then when you find out, figure out, you think you know what it is, there's like 10 different ways you might be able to fix it.
And it's always the last, like two or three is the one that works.
It's never the first one.
It's always fucking five hours later that you're like, oh, it was this five-minute fix.
It took me six hours of trial and error.
Motherfucker.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
So I'm, you know, I don't think women understand because, you know, they came and they come into the workforce, right?
And they're like, there's no place for that in the office.
This is, this is just how men work at anything, at anything, at car.
If you've been in a mechanic shop, fucking, goddamn it, you know, like all the time.
Fucking shit.
Like, it's just how it is.
We're intensely at work.
We're frustrated.
You're banging your knuckles on things.
Like, I want to fucking kill somebody.
It's just how it is.
You're at war with the problem and you must win.
God damn it.
That's how this place was built.
Fucking around in your purse.
You ever dig a coal mine?
No!
Shut up!
Maybe you don't need to do this when you're making eggs.
Fucking bitch egg!
Like nobody has to fight food!
We had to fight the food!
I need to kill it to drag it home!
Fucking language!
Oh!
I do this so I stay alive.
This has to get out somehow.
Otherwise, I'm drinking and I'm hanging.
You know what I mean?
I don't like the sounds.
Then stand away from me where you don't hear them.
Signed all men since forever.
Then if you just be far away, like leave this alone.
You don't want to hear it, then leave.
Fucking no hurt.
Sorry, you don't know what it's like to do hard, difficult, frustrating work.
That's the army.
That's every fishing boat I've ever been on.
That's every job site.
Wherever men have been working, there have been like loud noises, people dropping things and people spontaneously bursting into nervous breakdowns and like mass murder threats and fuck fist fights sometimes.
You're like, what happened over there?
I'm like, I fucking stepped on his sandwich.
Fuck, motherfucking.
Like, why?
They're going to kill each other over a sandwich.
But it's not about the sandwich.
It's like we haven't slept in three days.
I've been soaking wet.
This is fucking stupid.
We were supposed to be home yesterday.
He stepped on my fucking sandwich.
You know, it's.
I don't like that.
Well, then you, this is the society you get.
Do you like this one?
Do you like this society ran by cowards and pussies and just doormats where they'll just let anything happen and everyone's dying?
Fighting Over Sandwiches00:04:18
Oh, that's great, huh?
Yeah, it was a real smart move.
Let's get rid of all the spines.
Identify all the men with spines and just rip.
Get rid of them.
Just start throwing, just ripping them out of the ground like carrots.
Just fucking meh, meh, nah.
Fill them in with donut people.
Put more fat, dumb women in there where the men used to be.
Fat, dumb women, fat, dumb lesbian women with half their heads shaved.
I think the NDP's got one of them too.
I saw that.
Good job.
Great choice.
Bound to the mark of success.
Definitely will go far.
That whole place was like an institution.
Fuck computers, though, man.
You know?
Anyway, now I'm going to read these.
I know it took a long time, but I had to get that off my chest.
I'm just, I've had, I've had a lot of, it's been years.
It's been a long time.
I've been on the computer and I, fuck.
It's like a, it's like a marriage that has long since soured, but we were stuck with each other.
We have no choice.
So you just make the best of it and you just slowly go insane.
And by the time you reach your 60s or 70s, you're like, I could just kill you and no one, no one would, they'd be like, well, they're 72.
Yeah, they fucking were.
It was enough.
There's enough of that.
I don't want to live next to him and the old people home.
I am never going to live that long.
Relax.
Dag Tastic says the current price of gas in Nova Scotia is $1.75.8 cents per liter.
It's going up by 7.2 cents tonight.
Are you tired of winning, folks?
I don't think anybody's tired of winning.
I'm winning.
Everybody's winning.
The United States have never been winning more than they're winning right now.
What are you talking about?
He went into a big rant about a pen the other day.
After they asked him about the war, he was like, ah, fucking whatever.
This pen is amazing.
There were millions of dollars.
For minutes at a time.
I saw Henrik at Law put it on somewhere.
I was like, this is crazy.
This is a huge problem.
Like, they don't want to hear about pens.
Like, he knows that.
He's just fucking wasting their time.
Everyone's just immune.
Like, oh, just let him talk.
Just let him be a crazy psycho.
Is just going to blow up the world because him and his pedophile friends don't want to go to jail for raping 12-year-olds.
Fucking, I guess so.
Let's not do anything about that either.
Fucking whatever, man.
Let's risk it all.
Let's risk it all.
We don't want to piss off the man in the diaper.
Diaper Boy might get upset.
Fuck, we all want diaper boy to get fucking upset.
Orange diaper guy gets upset.
I'm throwing up my hell.
You're this fucking Secret Service.
How hard is it to just whack this guy?
You've done it before.
You've fucking smoked Kennedy.
Just fucking do what you do.
Don't fucking give me that shit.
You didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
Yeah, we all just ran away from his car for fun.
Bye, President Kennedy.
Bye.
For no reason.
Bang, Oh, fuck.
Driver stops in the middle of the ambush, turns around and looks at him.
Okay, good.
Fucking shot him good.
Speeds away.
True story.
Where they know that is because of the footage and the pictures you can see in some of the shots and some of the stuff that the brake lights are on.
When the shooting started, the driver slowed down.
Now people will go, oh, I would see my boy too.
Yeah, the thing is, though, he was trained very intensely to never do that.
That's the opposite of what you do.
When you're in an ambush situation, attack, you get the fuck out as fast as possible because you're literally, you know, where they want you to be.
You ever hear that saying?
Got him right where we want them.
And you're like, I think I better stand still and assess a situation.
No, you hit the, it's called you get off the X. You're literally standing on the fucking crosshairs where they want because they're shooting at you.
So you get the fuck out immediately.
You throw smoke bombs.
You shoot fireworks in the air.
You set the ground on fire.
You do all kinds of crazy shit.
Then you just.
And he goes, actually, I'm going to slow down.
He turns around and looks at him.
It's like, got him.
Drives away.
It's in the tape.
It's crazy.
It's hilarious.
I mean, it's not hilarious, but it was a secret service.
I'm just saying.
Orange fat boy in a diaper.
He's where's a diaper?
He's incontinent.
Dead Raisin Babies00:05:52
There's pictures.
You're like, that's a man.
That's a diaper.
It's a man in a diaper.
I'm just trying to point out because people treat him like, no, he's like a god.
No, he's an old retard pedophile in a diaper.
Like, you, I think you're, I think you're giving him way too much credit.
I don't think so.
I'm the greatest ever.
I read the blacks.
I read the blacks in the White House.
They're all very impressive.
You're such a genius.
Why can't you spell properly?
Why are there random capitalized words?
What kind of like, are you so full of yourself that you're like, I'm going to change the way that people talk in community?
I'm going to change the way that everyone talks.
All caps.
All cap statements.
Signed Donald J. Trump.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
He goes on truth.
This is how he's running the country by posting on Truth Social, posting on his fucking platform he bought for his cult.
And then he posts what he's going to do in all caps.
Like war crimes.
Just straight up.
He's He's completely lost his mind.
And if you think anybody would be fine with this, we went back in time 10 years ago.
You're like, oh, Trump is fucking because he's all saying we would never go into Iran.
That's insane.
Barack Obama would probably do it because he's an idiot and a loser.
And he would absolutely, I would never do it.
Right?
And you're like, actually, you want to see the future?
Holy shit, look at this.
Great progress has been made.
But if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the hormones trade is not immediately open for business, we will conclude our lovely stay in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their electric generating plants, oil wells, and Kerg Island, and possibly all desalinization plants.
That's water.
We could just get rid of the water, you know.
No water.
No water living in the desert.
Very hot.
Wouldn't be very, wouldn't be pretty.
Which we have purposely not touched yet.
This will be retribution for our many dead soldiers and others that Iran has butchered and killed over the regime's 47-year reign of terror.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President Dana Dadra!
All caps!
So, first of all, it's not a war, right?
Even though he said it numerous times because that's illegal.
The president can't declare war.
Congress has to say, okay, we're going to war.
They didn't do that.
So this is all illegal.
That's, you know, how are we getting away with that?
Because they weren't wars.
Special operations, a little excursion.
It's just a little excuse.
It's the biggest troop deployment since Iraq.
It's a war.
You've sent more weapons and firepower than most countries own.
It's just a little bit.
No, it's just, it's an insane amount.
It's a nation-ruining amount.
It's an amount of firepower.
If your job is to just make a huge mess and kill a lot of people, let's do that.
And you'll lose a lot of your own also.
So this is all very crazy.
But specifically, the water plants.
We're going to blow up your water.
We're going to make you're going to thirst to death.
You're going to say, I wish I had water, but I don't have any.
Water, water, nowhere.
Not a drop to drink.
So bad, so sad.
You shouldn't have been working for those terrorists.
That's what I say, little girl.
You probably shouldn't have.
Like, did I make?
I think, I feel like I manifested this into existence by accident.
And I don't want to have done it.
But it's here now, and we might as well live with it.
But I need to manifest better people into the future than this.
But now we're talking.
Zio J has been having a hell of a month.
Let me tell you.
We started off with literally hundreds of dead babies.
Can I get it?
Jesus up.
God's chosen people.
We are in.
We are all the way in.
We are balls deep.
And you know what?
Zayo J never does.
He never pulls out.
Jesus up!
Oh yeah, let's starve those people to death.
That's what Jesus wants.
Zion Jesus wants to see emaciated, shriveled up raisin babies.
I want to see raisin babies, dead raisin babies.
I want to see them shrivel right up.
I want to see them shrink wrap.
I want to see them packaged up.
I want to put them in a box, carry them around in my pocket.
And every once in a little while, when I feel like having a snack, I want to dump out some of those little raisin babies.
And I want to eat them.
Zion needs some raisin babies.
Woo!
CHOOSING PEOPLE!!!
Zio Jesus is getting surprisingly strong.
I don't.
This was supposed to be a joke.
Why are there so many people cheering on?
This is not an exaggeration.
He's like, I'll just make you all die of thirst then.
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90 million people.
Hey, 90 million people.
I'll just make you die of thirst.
And all the MAGA Christians are like, Choose people.
Wee, Jesus.
You're like, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
You just don't understand.
Oh, yes, it's me who does not understand.
You're right.
Go make some raisin babies.
Go make entire cities of people into raisins and blow them up and burn them and blow up their hospitals and their police station.
Just try to, their universities and their museums, and just destroy everything, everyone.
Just kill everybody and then turn off their water forever.
So they all die.
Millions of people, tens of millions of people would die.
More than that, because Iran would retaliate immediately and destroy all of the desalinization plants in the region for everybody that's helping the United States.
Saudi Arabia, everybody, they'd be fucked.
So now we're talking, 100, 200 million people are dead.
Biggest humanitarian crisis in the history of the world, probably, or a long time.
You'd be like, oh, well, hundreds of millions of people are at risk of dying of thirst over the next fucking week.
Like, we got a week, not long.
Like, how much water do you think they've got stored up?
No, not a ton.
That's why they had the plants to make the water drinkable, which they won't exist anymore.
So, yeah.
Hope your fridge has lots of water in it because you're in fucking Egypt or Saudi Arabia or Yemen or any of these.
Iraq, Kuwait, Bahrain, the UAE, the whole region would just be like, well, fuck.
It's minor.
It's minor detail.
It's a little bit of short-term pain for long-term gain.
Yes, it's World War III, you fucking psycho.
Do you know why?
It's not even like, it's not like a movie where everybody's like, ah, we got it.
Like the Chinese and the Russians will be forced to do something because it's getting so out of control that the damage that he's going to do is ultimately going to just like ruin it for everybody.
Like it's one thing if you're ruining for America.
Like, fucking, we don't care if you just ruin yourself.
You start screwing with other people.
It's not that they care about these other countries necessarily, but it's like, hey, we, wait, we get copper from them.
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, we need this.
We need that natural gas, buddy.
What do you think you're fucking doing?
Like, this affects other people now, other very powerful people.
And they're like, this could be a catastrophe if this doesn't end soon.
So a lot of international pressure is going to be put on him very soon, if not already.
He's already, he's lost his mind.
The stress has made him crazy.
The Epstein shit broke him.
That's a hoax.
I've never even, who cares about Epstein?
I'm making giant golden blacks of myself.
Barack Obama was terrible.
I was amazing.
The world's on fire.
And Hillary lost to me.
Okay, look at this pen.
This pen is actually $100, $200, maybe a million dollars.
They put the White House on it.
They wanted it in gold.
They said, sir, we can make it in gold.
I said, wait, let's do that.
These are the things he's doing right now.
He's talking with pens and fucking, you're like, wow, dude.
Like, fucking wow.
Like, not in a good way, but amazing.
Like, I'm at this point.
I'm hoping the aliens are in charge.
I hope at the end of the day, they're ultimately running this whole place.
And that at the critical moment before it all just goes in, they're like, all right, that's all right.
Everybody stop.
Just fucking, that's enough.
And I'm just going to be like, fucking I, why did we try, dude?
What the fuck do you want from us?
They're the ones.
They'll be like, all right, we know.
We know.
We know.
Just going to float over there, start vaporizing people.
Yeah, we tried.
We gave it a shot, but they're too stupid.
This is insane.
All right, carry on.
Oh, did you think the rapture?
Nah, you got it kind of right.
A lot of people did disappear, didn't they?
Yeah, no.
Aliens just come and vaporize them all.
It takes about an hour.
It's very fast.
It's crazy.
It's the scraziest thing that's ever happened.
Anyway, we'll be back in like three, four thousand years or so.
That's, you know, this is usually how long it takes.
We're going to go get some sandwiches.
And there's an orgy on Jupiter.
We're going to do that on the way out.
And then we'll be back.
Yeah, 3,4K.
All right.
Should probably fix some of your power plants.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
You're on your own.
I'm speaking.
I still got to read these chats.
I'm just, I'm fucking fired up tonight.
Fired up.
For some reason.
Probably because this goddamn computer.
I remember thinking this.
I'm like, this usually gets me so paint up.
Then later I just go crazy for a couple hours for everybody's amusement.
They're like, most people feel so much better from watching it because they're like, thank God, there's someone, there's someone that's so worse than me.
Okay, I'm fine.
I'm going to be okay because this guy's out of his mind.
Gonna turn into a missile and explode.
Spantling hate.
Like we live in a soft Soviet Union, and it's about to get a little less soft.
It's about to become a half-chub.
We're about to become a half-chub Soviet Union.
That's not good.
You don't want to go full mass Soviet Union because the thing is, they always want to do better than the last guy, don't they?
So odds are, it's coming in bigger and harder than last time.
So, you know, we don't want to go there.
Do we?
I don't.
We don't.
No, you don't.
I kind of want to go.
No, you don't.
It's not what you think.
Not good.
Why am I?
No, shut up.
You're the reason.
You're the reason there's transsexuals in schools now, okay?
You, people like you.
Shut up.
Don't listen.
You don't listen.
You don't work in an environment that demands your life potentially at times, and you don't know what it's like to curse out like a box of tools and like yell at nails and say, fuck you, nail.
You don't know what it's like to be viscerally angry at an inanimate object, a tool, a nail.
Like you, like, if I wish you were alive so I could fucking make you not alive.
You know?
You don't know what that's like.
You're not in our world.
We don't try to come in your world.
Well, some of us do try to come in your world and it's fucked up.
And we're sorry for that.
I'm a woman.
Oh, God.
No, we're sorry about that.
That's not, but that's not our fault.
You guys kind of, you guys kind of force that on us too.
But yeah, we're trying to keep him out of the bathrooms, but it's not going well.
They're kind of just doing it anyway.
They're, I mean, they're dudes, you know, big.
And they're, you know, five o'clock shadows.
And it's kind of fucked up.
We're at now.
This is what's happening.
Zayo Jesus rules the world.
Kill everybody.
Blow up the water plants.
Okay, that's fine.
That's totally normal.
That's totally a normal thing for the president to say.
You know?
They're just gleefully murdering people.
This guy avoided Vietnam five times.
Five, like five attempts to draft this guy.
Nope.
You know, got out.
It's exempt or something like that.
That's what I understand.
Even if it was once, it doesn't matter.
Here's like people are always smarty pants, like 20 years after the fact.
And I sort of lived through this, so I can kind of understand what it probably would have been like in the 60s, where there was a lot of people saying a lot of shit.
But who do you trust?
And who knows, really?
And it's the home team.
We've always been the good guys.
And if we got to go fight these people, then I think we do.
Probably.
I mean, aren't they communists?
Like, it was heavy.
You can't fault most people for being like, yeah, I guess this makes sense because it would have.
So Trump is a guy that clearly would love to fancy himself that someone like a veteran, but he's not one.
He had a chance to be one, and he said no.
Period.
So again, if you don't want to fight the war, you don't have to.
I don't believe in conscripting.
I mean, in our world, in our society, when we have a good, healthy function, like we like our home and it's all going well, you won't want for men that are willing to sign up for the military.
You'll have enough.
Don't worry.
If everything's going well, you'll need one.
They'll be available.
The reason they're not right now is because nobody is having a good fucking time.
No one believes in this place at all.
No one's interested.
Everybody's trying to save themselves because they've run us into the ground.
The thumbnail is a maple leaf on life support.
And Carney's just pulling the plug.
Let's just fucking finish this off.
That's what they're all doing.
There's so little left to do.
And now this war has happened and it's not going away.
And it's going to get so much worse.
And the prices of everything are going to blow up.
I think Europe is about a week away from like, no gas.
We're out of gas.
Straight up.
It's like 10 days, a week, something like that.
And Australia's already, I think, out of gas.
They've got some reserves here and there, but it's not going to last very long.
And the longer this disruption takes place, the bigger the snowball of damage it's going to do to the economy.
Think about your, you're basically turning off little airlines everywhere because people need these things.
That's why they're buying them.
All the shit that is not coming out of this major, major, major shipping route, one of the biggest in the world.
A lot of it goes to Asia, by the way, like China.
So how long do you expect them to just go without groceries, so to speak?
Forever?
Nah, not forever.
This is not good.
Russia's already engaged in a proxy war with these people.
It's been going on for years already.
Why wouldn't they get involved?
They're still technically, they're at war.
Like, this is ridiculous to pretending they're not, but they're fighting through Ukraine at each other.
And now they're like, well, I'm going to go fight Iran.
I'm like, oh, yeah, I know Iran.
Iran's a friend of mine.
I'm going to help him out.
What the fuck?
Like, we're literally fighting each other.
What are you talking about?
Of course they're going to do this.
And they're going to do the stupidest thing ever.
Again, they're going to fight yesterday's war today.
And it's going to go very badly because the East has actually changed their strategy.
There's not really one way to skin a cat.
Every country does things a little bit differently, but generally through the eras and times, there is a way that war is done.
There's an optimal way that everyone replicates because that's the best way.
And nobody wants to lose a fucking war.
So you copy the best team as much as you can.
But what happens if you're the second best team?
What happens if you're the second best team and the first place team is like overwhelmingly powerful and threatening to you and may try to annihilate you?
Like if you're, you know, the Russians.
Yesterday's War Today00:02:02
So the Russians in the 80s, in the 70s, I think, in the 80s, came up with this idea.
And I think it's called, is it called information or intelligence?
I can't remember.
Surveillance and reconnaissance, like ISR warfare.
So before then, lots of tanks, lots of troops, helicopters, planes, bombers, jets, airborne operations from aircraft carriers, how everything was done since World War II.
Just with bigger guns and laser beams and shit.
But it's the same idea.
And it's overwhelming and huge.
And there's no, the Soviets are like, we can't compete with this.
The shit's newer, faster, better.
Like, there's more of them.
They've got the industrial capacity they have is insane.
Like, fuck, like, it's just a juggernaut.
What do you even do?
And there's, of course, oh, there's, of course, just like out of a movie.
And it didn't happen overnight.
That's why it's awesome.
That's why you got to find the stories in life to make it interesting and get you involved.
So you give a shit because it's a lot of crazy stuff goes on.
And it's not fake.
It's like a real, it's real shit.
So, you know, what do we do?
They're sitting around smoking cigars.
Holman Stalin doesn't kill them, even though he's been dead for years, but his ghost, you know, it could be out there.
sitting around in some bunker we put a camera put it in a satellite space low space Put Mar in the ocean.
What is cameras?
How are we going to defeat the United States with cameras?
It's not any camera.
This network is spiderweb.
Ocean, sky.
Hold.
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You'll just see everything.
All types.
Here there.
Little chicken shed.
Little Epstein Island.
Don't look there.
But we will have real-time surveillance of the entire world all the time.
Satellite, like it's all this big spider web of spying technology, cameras and sensors and things that they can see everything all the time.
There's nowhere to hide troops, stage them anywhere, or smoke screens.
They can see everything.
Here they come.
Oh, we're going to hide our army in Jordan and attack from there.
Everybody knows where you are.
Everybody can see everything you're doing.
When you go out to the porta shed to jack off, they can see that too.
They can see where all of your weak points are.
Like your fuel depots and your logistic hubs, where your leadership is, where all of your early warning systems are.
How do they think these guys, the Iranians, are like destroying all of the radars and everything?
They're just like super pinned the accuracy, and that's how they've beat them.
It is not with big muscles.
They are too small.
They are too big.
It's David and Goliath.
You don't need the great big build, yeah?
You just need one.
One little needle in the eye.
Dart in the eye.
You'll dart in the eye.
So they've got this crazy ability and the Chinese are doing it too and they share information and they just rely on now that and rockets and bombs and drones.
So I can see where you're at and blow you up from two kilometers, like 2,000 kilometers away.
Why would I even, what do I need tanks for?
You'll never even make it here.
I can see everything you're doing.
I can kill you whenever I want.
And they found this out in Ukraine.
Now they, you know, counter battery trying to shoot shit down, but it's still, it's insanely effective and precise.
And that's why they won in Ukraine.
That's why nobody could get anywhere.
They've been stuck.
They could not move the Russians anywhere.
They did minor attacks here and there that fucking fucks things up, but it's not, they're not on, they're not on limited power.
They don't have, you know, they only have so many people and troops and rockets.
But they've pretty much whooped ass big time in a scary way with older equipment and shit.
And they couldn't figure out.
And that's why they're shooting real straight, really like into the hearts and heads and stuff.
They're pulling headshots everywhere.
And it's unprecedented.
So rather than adapting to this and going, huh, well, war has fundamentally changed in the same way that the machine gun made like Napoleonic tactics undefeated.
Everyone was marching in formations.
Yeah, machine guns kind of ended that forever.
Everyone's like, fucking no, you know, you'll all die within seconds.
It's insane.
And that's what happened.
People were horrified.
And they tried the human waves.
And it was just like, Jesus, which caused the innovations of armored warfare and vehicles.
They started getting planes and tanks to overcome the static defenses, which became impossible with machine guns.
So it always evolves depending on the weapons that are being used.
And the weapons that the Russians and the Chinese, the Iranians are using are the next generation.
This is the future.
This is how it's done now.
This is future war.
I see where you're at and fucking bomb you before you bomb me with long-range missiles and drones and all this shit.
And they're going to try to go in there with like a souped up 1955 General Patton battle group against that.
It's going to go fucking really badly.
And they should know better because they've been fighting in Ukraine this whole time and couldn't make any, because that's what kept happening.
How many stories did you read?
Like all these Ukrainian officers were killed.
This whole training ground of 200 soldiers was blown up.
Like, how do you think they're this accurate?
They see everything.
And they've had to change their tactics.
They don't do big unit shit anymore.
They're all like doing three-man.
Like, it's fascinating.
I watched some of the evolution of how things changed over because that was the first real war, Ukraine, all NATO basically, versus Russia.
And it's like, let's see how it works out.
That's where we're at now.
They've adapted.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
How do I beat number one?
I can't play his game.
I got to play a different game, my own game.
And they invented their own game.
And guess what?
It's better than ours.
And they're just going to go, whatever, we're America.
It doesn't matter.
We're going to smash them.
We're going to go in there.
We're going to have epic fury.
You're going to have epic death.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's like, I mean, their intelligence is very good.
But I mean, the Iranians have like fake positions and shit.
Like they're painting fake planes and stuff on the ground.
The Americans are bombing paint.
They're probably like storming into like, ah, this is where their forces are concentrated.
There's just like blow-up dolls and shit.
And it's like, why would they?
And it's just pre-sighted for rockets and bombs.
And you're all just, it's all booby-trapped all the hell.
Like, I really hope it doesn't happen.
But if they, if they launch this attack, that's almost for sure what's going to happen.
They might even take the islands, but it's going to cost, it's going to be horrifying.
America's not ready for that.
This is like World War II level death you're talking about.
It could be like, I don't know, a thousand guys killed in one day.
Are you ready for that?
And that's like best case.
I'm not kidding.
That's best case scenario.
If you only lost a thousand men to take those three islands, that would be not bad.
Because you're probably going to need 30,000, 40,000.
And you barely lost anything.
Probably going to be more like half of them, realistically.
So, I don't know, 10,000, 15,000 casualties, maybe in like three days, probably.
And then they got to hold the islands so it will just continue.
It should be bombed in the open.
Like, there's nothing you're going to shoot.
What are you going to do?
And they're out of interceptors.
They're out of interceptor missile, like, not out, but they've burned through a third of all of their interceptor missiles already.
And in a month, which means at the rate they're going, in two more months, they'll be out of missiles entirely to intercept the Iranian and Russian and Chinese missiles coming out of Iran.
And then what do you do?
Oh, and they're not getting more missiles for like a year at least because that's how long they take to make.
So, are you guys good at math?
So, they're out of missiles in two months, and they're not getting any more missiles for 12 months.
So, that means 10 months of death.
That's a long time to not be able to defend yourself from bombs coming from everywhere all the time.
There's nothing you can do about it.
That would be like precision bombs, not old school artillery.
Like, we're pretty sure they're here.
We got a spotter.
We're going to like, I'm watching you from the satellite, and I'm going to drop this right up your, right up your ass.
Oh, you're suntanning on the roof.
I'm going to drop this right on his dick.
Watch this.
Boom!
They're nailing.
There was an AWAX plane just destroyed.
These things are a billion dollars with a big disc on the top.
It's a high-tech super duper surveillance plane that sees everything because you know what?
They're not using ISR.
They're using the AWAX plane from the fucking 90s, and they're billions of dollars.
And they don't have any more.
They only have like 13 or 15 of these, and they just blew up a few, and they can't make more.
They don't have the means to even replace them.
Like, this is how are they just nailing these?
Oh, there's some helicopters.
There's some, oh, look.
Oh, you're hiding in that hotel?
I'm going to hit the floor you're on in the hotel.
Oh, you're on the ninth floor?
Boom!
Ninth floor of the hotel.
And where is it?
Kuwait?
Oh, fuck.
That's kind of creepy.
How do they know?
Well, they're watching everything from space and mostly the Russians and Chinese.
They're just telling them everything.
Here's the pictures here.
There they are.
They're getting like DMs every couple hours.
Here's a new target list.
Kill those things.
Here's some more.
Some more.
Why are you doing this?
Because you do this to me for 10 years.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Sorry about that.
No, you're not.
I'm not.
It's going to go well.
Believe in Trump.
Trust the plan.
Actually, you know what?
Fuck those people because I fucking told you this would happen.
I fucking told you this would happen.
I fucking told you this would happen.
So fuck you.
Trust the plan.
I said, you know where trust the plan gets you?
Dead people.
Lots of dead people.
Trust the plan has led to let's let's send 30,000 troops to their fucking almost certain death so I can win a political argument on the internet because like so I can own the libs.
Let's sacrifice the 82nd Airborne and the 75th Ranger Regiment so I can own the libs.
Let's send our heroes to death who we love to kill.
You see what I mean?
We love to kill our heroes.
Let's kill all the most elite heroic men.
Is this starting to sound like maybe it's on purpose, guys?
They're sending like their best guys, which I don't know is necessarily smart because you're going to soak up a lot of death.
There's just no way around that.
If you're going to actually try to do this, why are you sending all of your elite soldiers to do it?
Because the odds of massive casualties are very high.
So you're taking a very high risk that you're going to lose most of your best guys to do what?
To take over some islands no one cares about.
Why?
What the fuck are you doing, man?
So I say again, why has no one from the Marines mag dumped this guy?
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, trust the plan.
Okay, well, put that on their fucking caskets then.
Plan trusted.
I want people to make those memes if this happens.
Trusted the plan.
Every casket, fucking slam that on there.
Plan trusted.
Well, actually, they're going to put a ban on it.
There's already a ban on it, I think.
I don't think you're allowed to report or take pictures of or publish any of that.
The Americans are like, nope, they did this during Iraq too for a long time.
They're just not telling anybody what's going on.
They're not reporting the casualty.
They're really keeping that pretty low.
That's not a good sign.
But that's what people should be putting on there.
Trust the plan.
Plan trusted.
You get a medal.
You get a big Q medal to put on your dead body.
Here you go.
You trusted the plan.
5D chess.
You 5D chess yourself into a fucking grave at fucking 26 years old.
Good for you.
Smart.
Where were the signs?
Oh, there was none.
There was no signs anything was wrong.
Everything looked fucking normal and fine.
I mean, Jesus.
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Like, I mean, how many people know by now?
Like, something really, something really awful is going on.
Don't you feel any responsibility to try and find out what that is so you can help?
Like, it's not someone else's problem.
It's everyone's problem.
Like, we live in a fucking nightmare.
And, you know, people are like, oh, I hope somebody does something about it.
Well, you're somebody.
I'm somebody.
Like, we're all somebody.
Like, what else is there to do?
What else do we have to do?
Honestly.
What's coming down the pipe to look forward to anywhere in Canada?
Can anybody get any ideas?
What's coming up?
More taxes?
Like, what's the future?
Remember in the 90s?
Oh, man.
I bet in the future.
I don't even want to think about the future now.
Do you?
I try not to.
What it could be.
But it's going to get messy for all the reasons I said earlier.
You get an entire generation of kids, especially, who know exactly what's going on.
They have absolutely nothing to lose.
And they have the most worthy opponent in history of everything I've ever seen in my life.
So if, I mean, you know, this feels like I'm not saying it's going to happen, but it feels like let's just put two really attractive 19-year-olds together in a closet and lock them in there and see what happens.
Let's just, I have a hunch.
I have a feeling.
You know, it's crazy to watch.
It's one thing to have a pretty good idea of what's going to happen, but then to watch it start, like watch it happening is like, it's surreal, dude.
I've been thinking about like this time period we're entering now for probably 15 years, and it's here.
Now it's here.
Yeah, it's probably about accurate.
2010, 11.
I think things are going in a bad place soon.
A lot sooner than I thought.
I thought we had a lot more time.
I thought we had like 30 years, 40, not 10.
Can I tell Scotian lady you're going over?
Geez, I'm a courier service now.
Trying to talk about the end of the world, and you're not going to make me send you taxi messages, Uber messages.
How are you getting over there?
You somebody driving you over there?
You're driving over there.
Watch out.
You know what the roads are like?
Dangerous.
I pound goths.
Good for you.
Somebody needs to.
Everybody needs somebody.
Does you need to keep doing your streams on Monday and Thursday to coincide with my test injections?
I need the compounding anger.
It's not supposed to make you angry or it shouldn't.
It's supposed to be the opposite.
That's just you.
That's just actually you.
Lou's views is looking good.
Definitely.
It's sort of blue.
This shirt's kind of like a, I don't know what it is.
It's just weird.
Thanks.
This is Mosquito.
I'm not even going to try to kill it.
I think it's impossible.
Brian says the road outside my house was closed off by cops last week.
Apparently, a guy up the street was held up with his guns.
Apparently, no arrests.
They can't really arrest anybody.
Can they?
There's no room for them.
They don't know where to put them.
They're going to be right out on bail anyway.
So why do you want to risk your life dealing with that?
I've heard police say this.
They've just given up.
They're basically just doing easy stuff in political policing now, a lot of the time.
Canono tickets.
Because they're like everybody else.
You know how everybody's just like fucking whatever.
I don't know.
I'm just on autopilot.
I'm fucking, I don't know.
I don't know what to fucking do.
Everything sucks.
They're doing the same thing.
Why are you giving me a ticket?
I don't know.
I fucking, what do you want me?
I don't know.
I know.
I mean, he's fucked.
What do you want me to do?
It's good.
I just like to point it out.
You know, that's when they get mad at me.
You have a bad attitude.
Well, you know, you're murdering our home.
I'm watching my home die in real time, so excuse me for being upset about it.
Oh, you're making that illegal?
You're going to make that illegal.
Okay, gotcha.
Thank you for proving to me that you're an evil piece of shit.
Thank you.
It makes it very like there's a lot of people are very convinced.
It's very, it's very popular now.
It's very much how it is.
Strange Brew says, can you do a Vincent Price accent?
I just found out he wasn't a fan of the chosen people.
I don't remember him.
I mean, I think he was the guy with the mustache.
I made the Vince McMahon joke the other day.
I think I remember what he looks like, but I don't remember what he sounds like.
He had like a Vincent Price.
Like he had some kind of creepy voice.
Didn't he?
He had some kind of eccentric voice.
Yeah, I don't remember what it is, though.
Jennestein says, Morgan, stop messing up the flow of the stream.
You know what I mean?
She's just, I mean, I didn't say anything.
She wasn't wearing any clothes.
She was just screwing with me.
She does this all the time.
That's why she won't come up.
They're always trying to get you.
Justice for Father says, Wyatt guys in his mom.
Oh, God.
That's gross.
That's gross.
That would be the best he could do, but that's pretty gross.
He was defending Epstein the other day.
It's not even a big deal.
It's not even fucking.
That's why Claypool.
Epstein's not even.
I mean, there's barely anything.
I mean, where are we?
Are you fucking serious?
Buddy.
Like, you're such a nerd.
You're such a dweeb and a dork in the worst way.
I don't mean like cool kids who are nerds and just, you know, I was one of those.
It's a soft little nerd, but I was a cranky one.
You could, you could, you know, they're all valuable.
You're like the mill house kind where you're just like annoying and bad at everything.
And like, why are you even here?
What do you even do?
What are you even for?
What can you do?
What can you actually fucking do?
I don't know what it is because I've not seen it yet.
It's not whatever you're doing.
This is the easiest hole in one ever there ever has been.
It's the most obvious, true thing that's even a little controversial in history.
And it's the pedophile people are pretty bad.
They're pretty fucking bad.
It's pretty bad.
It's the worst thing ever.
And you're trying to like well, I just think, oh my god.
So, you never want to have sex with a girl, then is what you're saying.
You just have given up on that.
You're just gonna be the genital wart of Canada's face forever.
Is that what you're gonna be?
Just why, like, can we get this surgically altered?
Like, what can we do with this?
Oh my god, he made a meme too.
Do you want to see his meme?
You did this to yourself.
Gotta find it now.
I think I put it on my page.
You got a friend in me, and it's not meming either.
Like, that's not, he's just trying to do everything and failing miserably.
I mean, what?
What is this?
You just remember what your old past said.
For you got a friend in me.
Oh, yes, another woke right joke.
Fucking very good.
And how are the comments?
I'm sure he's doing well.
Oh, well, that's not good.
Yes, well, I mean, that's just one person.
Well, yeah, he's bad.
You want him to look in the mirror?
That's attempted murder, sir.
I said, Yeah, no, not good.
Yeah, not good.
Oh, this is not good.
Yeah, it's not good.
That's not good.
It's not good.
That's not good.
That's really not good.
That's not good.
Look, 180, you're getting destroyed.
Not good.
Not good.
You won't even go fight your own people.
Right, exactly.
Not our problem.
Exactly.
Not good.
Woke right.
Not a serious person.
Absolutely.
Good for you, John William Comstock.
This guy gets it.
This is fun.
I know the lie.
This is a great place to be.
If you guys are looking for a great place to be, follow Wyatt Claypool.
Because everything he posts is just we don't have schoolyard bully circle anymore.
They took that from us.
We do have Twitter, though.
We do.
The place where bad ideas get shouted down.
Oh, poor guy.
That sucks.
He's never going to get laid.
That's kind of a bummer, right?
He had such a promising career in comedy.
I bet he stayed up all night making that thing he used.
Microsoft Paint.
What do you think he used to make that?
Oh, get him.
This one.
He posted that and said, fucking.
Oh, no, you don't.
You're so fucking funny.
I'm Wyatt Clayboard.
I'm fucking showing you.
It's like the remember of the Simpsons when Homer was living across the street from George W. Bush, H.W. Bush.
At least he was the president.
Like, he was a legitimately scary guy.
You're not scary, Wyatt.
You're hilarious, but in a bad way.
He wrote that he drew a big sign, put on his house, and said two bad neighbors, and they were just terrible drawings of Homer and Bart.
And they were like, The fuck?
That's what that's basically what this is.
Oh, yeah.
Wyatt.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Man, oh, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's a good meme.
I choose to believe he's the most...
He's intentionally being like this, so it'll be hilarious.
That's the best case scenario.
That he's like Andy Kaufman.
He's like, somebody's got to be the most annoying, obnoxious idiot that there is.
I'll just do that.
That's funny.
That's funny to me.
Maybe that's what's going on.
I hope that's what's going on.
Don't make it any lot easier.
I threatened to take his mom on a date, and I'm not bluffing.
He doesn't fucking calm down.
He doesn't calm down.
Me and Morgan are going to take his mom on a date.
You know what I mean?
Probably that's all we'll do, but I don't know.
Never know.
Scotian gentlemen says one good thing you can say about Carney.
When he says he's going to be somewhere, he's always on time.
Well, I guess that's good to know.
Mushrooms and music says good vibes 420 and activation of DNA.
I feel like is that a code of some kind?
It's working, maybe.
DTA, how are you doing, man?
He says they're only taking the firearms because they know what's going to happen once you realize bad we've been fucked over.
People know how they're getting to know how bad they've been fucked over.
That's why they're not giving the guns away.
Do you have any idea how locked down and safe, like how reasonable people have to be to be like, yeah, you know what?
I guess we can get rid of the guns.
We don't really need those.
Like how far, how safe and under control do you need to perceive everything to be to be okay with that?
That's not where we are at all.
At all.
And I think they're lying again 10%.
I think it's probably more like 2%.
And that's, by the way, 10% that they know about.
That's only the 10% they know about.
Just the restricted, prohibited firearms.
All of the non-restricted.
There's no record for most of these.
So, I mean, how many guns are we even talking about here?
1% of all?
Like, so nothing, basically.
So you showed your hand that you're a tyrannical retard and incompetent, that you can't even enforce what you want.
You can't, you want people to do crazy shit and you can't make them, is what you just demonstrated to everyone.
Thank you.
Very good.
Good job, Gary.
Gary, good job, Gary.
Very, good job.
Oh, you've done a great, very good job, Gary.
It's amazing people don't respect him for all just the constant wobbling incompetence, the chipmunk, like sniveling rat face, the waddling, the scurrying, the beady eyes, the darting around, the fucking nervous energy.
Like, you're just, you're just, Gary, you're a very unlikable human being.
You're very, look, this mosquito wants to die.
I'll eat you, I swear.
Ah, oh, fuck.
Did I?
Oh, there it is.
I don't know what I don't see it all day ever.
It must be the lights, but why is it going towards the lights?
Why is it coming to me?
If this is some kind of communication from like this, you really like a mosquito, man.
Mosquito?
Some supernatural force you are.
Oh, you conjured a mosquito.
Fucking better bow down.
Fucking, come on.
I'm stubborn.
Got to do better than that.
Fucking bear crashes into the house.
Oh, well, fucking, all right.
Guess I should.
Now I'm dead.
Yeah, he says it'll kick off soon.
I think it's possible that I think things are just going to erode a lot more than they are.
And Jekyll Savakia went through something like this, where they just kind of stopped caring.
They just kind of stopped being communists.
They're like, this is fucking stupid.
And everybody just kind of stopped participating because they had no real authority or strength there left anymore.
And everyone kind of knew it.
And it was like, they basically all just said, fucking fuck off, Wyatt.
Just fuck off.
And they're just there.
They're out of the, they're off-team Soviet.
They're off-team, you know, communism.
So it can happen.
It's the rarer kind, though.
But in this case, like, Canada, Canada, as a state, doesn't have the capacity or ability to contain any sort of civil disturbance whatsoever.
That's just, that's just objectively true.
All I'm saying is all, and you know what?
Terrifying State Reality00:15:36
That should be, that's me doing a public service, actually.
You know, they're so fucking terrifying.
You should be terrified.
You've ruined the country and doomed, you know, I don't know how many millions of people and you've killed, I don't know how many family members.
You should be worried.
Tons of people hate you and want you to die.
That's also objectively true.
If you've been outside, why do you lock all the comment sections?
Why don't you go anywhere in public?
Why do you have the little security?
Yeah, you fucking know everybody hates your guts, obviously.
There's no ability for you to put a cork back in anything.
There's no cops.
There's no army.
There's no loyalty in the cops or the army.
Nobody wants to be here anymore.
Like, you don't have anything.
If anybody calls your bullshit at all in any real meaningful way, you're fucked.
That's it.
Somebody has to call their bluff, and that would be it.
You know, in a significant way, you couldn't just fucking let's do another cop.
No, but so far they tried to confiscate everyone's guns.
And I would say like 99% of them said, no, we're just not going to, we're just going to ignore you.
They said, give us all your weapons, or you're all going to be criminals.
That's legit.
Did he say that?
I have a lot of these clips and stuff, but I feel like they're all over the place.
Yeah.
Big Gary's gun grab.
Here it is.
The declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week.
So far, only 2.5% of the estimated 2 million affected firearms have been declared.
And 98% of firearms owners haven't made a declaration.
So if they're not declaring by next week, what's your plan, Minister?
The RCMP and other agencies will be available throughout the spring and the summer to do the collection.
And you're saying that your plan is over the spring and the summer to deploy RCMP officers to go door to door to firearms owners and seize their firearms?
These are additional resources.
So these are those who are off duty, those who may be retired.
I just find that very concerning that we're going to be sending police officers door to door because, frankly, many police forces across the country are refusing to participate in your program.
Correct.
And I think they have very good reasons to not want to participate in this program.
Correct.
And putting people who are no longer serving as RCMP officers going door to door.
Are you not concerned about this at all, Minister?
Good question.
Well, I think you may not understand the full extent of the program.
It's not a door-to-door program.
It is mobile collection will occur.
The program that we have in place is voluntary.
It's strictly voluntary.
So they're not compelled to take part in the program.
So here's where he's lying, okay?
So they're doing it in stages.
And right now, you can voluntarily turn in your weapons and be compensated.
And then later, after the reporting period has ended, they're still going to take them.
You're just not going to be compensated and you're going to be made into a criminal.
But technically, actually, sort of, bro, right now, yeah, you don't have to.
It's voluntary.
Like, Gary, you fat dumb retard.
Program, although compliance with the law is not voluntary.
And that, as you wear, it's voluntary.
What the fuck kind of jeet logic is this, Gary?
Pardon the program, although it's voluntary, but following the law is not voluntary, but technically, actually, redeemed.
Is that what you just fucking said?
And putting people who are no longer serving as RCMP officers going door to door.
Are you not concerned about this at all, Minister?
Well, I think you may not understand the full extent of the program, Mr. Lloyd.
It's not a door-to-door program.
It is mobile collection will occur.
The program that we have in place is voluntary.
It's strictly voluntary.
So they're not compelled to take part in the program, although compliance with the law is not voluntary.
And that, as you're aware, as of October the 31st, or 30th of this year, the amnesty that was extended expires.
So after that amnesty expires, what's your government's plan for those firearms owners that might still be on professional?
Every police or jurisdiction will, as you're aware, need to enforce the law.
Here's a question.
Who will be the first person to die for Gary's gun grab?
Who do you think the first person in Canada to die for Gary's gun grab will be?
Because it will happen.
Guaranteed, there is a 100% chance that someone is going to get killed because of Gary's gun grab.
That will happen.
If the police try to do this, statistically, at this time in 2026, right now, where the temperature is where it is, with everybody.
Do you have any fucking idea where people's mental health is right now?
Seven out of ten people walking around are looking for a reason to die.
That's not a joke, man.
I live here.
I'm one of the people, you stupid son of a bitch.
I don't live in an ivory tower like you fucks.
You are disconnected from reality.
And this is me warning you for the last time.
If you go forward with this, people will die 100%.
And then you're going to have a serious fucking problem on your hands because now the government's killing people.
Gary is killing people.
That's what the headline will be.
It's not going to say, well, maybe it will say actually, but it's going to say it from CBC.
And what's your viewership at right now, CBC?
I told you I would eat you.
I told you I would eat you.
I drink your milkshake.
I drink it up.
How's your ratings?
Basement, right?
Dumpster?
Yeah, dumpster.
Everybody hates you.
You have the lowest view.
Your viewership is hysterical.
It's unfathomable why you have any budget at all.
No one, literally, no one is watching CBC.
It's 2.5% of the population, guys.
That's not even like the PPC.
You know what I mean?
That's not literally an insignificant amount of people.
Nothing.
I'm probably within striking distance of them on any given night, actually.
So that headline that they'll say is: extremist terrorists wound or kill hero police officers in fucking, you know, you're going to try to spin it like that.
But everybody in Canada is going to read: the government is killing people now.
The government's killing people now.
They're just coming to your house and killing you.
And no one in the country, no one in the government, no one where Gary fucking works.
You know what, Gary?
You should go fucking collect the gun.
You should make a gesture, Gary.
I'll make you a bet, Gary.
I got an idea for you, Gary.
How about?
You're so, you want to do this so badly.
How about as a gesture of goodwill to show and prove that you're really serious about this?
This is an important issue to you.
This has to happen.
Canadians need to do this.
I believe in this, Gary.
You do believe in it, don't you?
Because people might die over this, Gary.
This is a big deal.
People are going to die over this, Gary.
This is one of the craziest things that Cannibal have ever done, the government.
And you're going to be the one at the front of that, Gary, aren't you?
I think, Gary, you should volunteer to do the first 50 houses yourself.
You should be at the front.
You should be the one to knock on the door, Gary.
You should fucking do it.
I dare you.
Because you believe in it, Gary.
You believe in it as much as the police officers believe in it, who are willing to risk their lives.
Some of them will die too, Gary.
You know that, right?
You want people to die for what you believe in, Gary.
So surely, as a member of parliament, as a proud liberal cabinet minister, Gary, a hero, Gary, a Canadian strongman, Gary, aren't you?
Surely you should be at the front of the line.
Because like I said, Gary, you know, all of us men who do that kind of work, who are willing to do dangerous things because it's what we have to do, we expect that of all of us.
And you're the ones saying it needs to be done and we're the ones that are going to get hurt.
But you won't do it.
You don't want to do it.
How come?
Oh, hey, Gary, do you like Israel?
You do, don't you?
Like, Gary.
Right.
Yeah, that country that makes other people go fight its wars for them and get killed while they sit around and collect money and be fat pieces of shit.
Yeah, like they're doing with, they're not going to Iran, guys.
Did you not know?
They said, no, we're not going.
That's up to you guys.
We're staying home.
Wow, I mean, that's ballsy, huh?
I mean, you started it.
Like, you literally started it.
You dragged them into it and started it, and then now you're demanding that they go...
America's being used like a slave to die for its master so its master can get away.
That's what's happening.
And in Canada, they're very concerned about the security situation.
They're very concerned about the security situation.
You know why?
And again, I'm not suggesting anything.
I don't want this to happen.
I don't think anybody should do that.
But I said, remember the convoy, right?
That was people with bouncy castles and smiley face.
And like, hey, come on, guys, let's come together.
Imagine that, except not those kind of characters, like the same amount of people and everything, but they all have guns.
Imagine that situation.
What would that be like?
Like, what would 100,000 people with guns look like, Gary?
Nothing you could ever do anything about, actually, is what that is.
It means you would be completely fucked.
I'm just saying, hypothetically, there is no way anybody could do anything about that if that should happen.
Because, you know, the counter force doesn't exist.
Right?
And they know that.
So they're like, oh shit, well, we better make sure that, so they're trying very hard to make sure that can never happen because the convoy's scared to live in shit out of them.
Imagine you stole from somebody.
This is another way you could look at them.
Imagine they stole from you, right?
Or you stole from them.
You stole from somebody.
You stole from this huge, Brock Lesnar.
You've stolen a significant amount of something from Brock Lesnar.
Okay?
Fuck him.
For some reason.
And then one day you look outside.
It's fucking Brock Lesnar on your porch.
You're probably going to freak out, aren't you?
You're probably going to lose your fucking mind and freak out and like get a shotgun and be like, just kill me.
And he's like, hey, did you drop your keys in my driveway?
Hey, please don't park in my driveway, man.
It's my fucking driveway.
Can you not do that?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, Brock Lesnar.
I fucking.
And then you tried to, and now you're like trying to kill Brock Lesnar because you're so scared he's going to come after you because he's eventually going to figure out you did more than park in his driveway.
You stole a lot of shit from him.
And you thought he was coming to kill you and he just didn't realize what had happened yet.
And they went, oh, thank God.
Okay, well, we got to get rid of him before it's too late.
That's what's literally happening in Canada right now.
These are the conversations they're having.
I'm wrong?
Oh, okay.
Well, what do you think is fucking happening then?
Why would they do this?
Why would they act like this?
Because they've done things that are horrible and reprehensible?
Yeah.
They know what they've done.
That's why they acted that way at the convoy.
They're guilty.
They ran and hid and acted like everybody was coming to kill them when that was never what was happening.
Why did they do that?
Because they're guilty.
And they're afraid.
Because they did do something.
They're doing a lot of something.
They all know what the fuck they're doing.
They're not going to come out and tell you.
That's as good of a...
That's as good of a clue as you're ever going to get.
You ever hunt anything, Gary?
You ever hunt?
I've never really done it.
Just people.
But I know a lot of guys that, you know, hunting, and some of them hunt like bigger, you know, more exotic animals and stuff.
And there's like, they don't, it's not a video game.
You can't open your phone and go, okay, where's the where's the bear at?
Where's the bear?
Or whatever.
Where's the wolf at?
Like, is there a heads up to?
No, it's just out there somewhere.
Go find it.
And there's clues and there's signs and there's hints and there's a there's there's a trail.
You know, if you know what to look for, you know what to see.
Same thing with people.
So they've left a lot of trail signs, broken branches and disturbed ground and stuff like that.
Patches of fur on oh yeah, there's something very large obviously came through here.
People are going to figure out what you've done, Gary, and they are figuring out what you've done.
And you're in a race to try and protect yourself from the people that you've fucked over.
That's what's actually going on.
That's what everyone in Canada knows is actually going on, Gary.
Okay.
Everyone in Canada knows this.
I'm just saying what everyone's thinking and knowing.
You should be thanking me.
You should be paying me for being the most accurate intelligence asset that you have.
This is the most, no one, is anybody telling anybody the truth in there?
What kind of fucking world are they living in?
Oh, we should just give ourselves other pay raises.
We should do another more taxes.
I think we should fucking give away another fucking $20 billion of Ukraine.
That's fucking fine.
People are going to lose their minds.
But by all means, go ahead.
Not like fringe extremists.
I mean, I don't know, 70% of the country is ready to pop.
And I'm just laughing.
Like, we're good.
We're in good shape.
We're not doing anything.
A lot of other people are starting to wig out, though.
I'm just saying, you've got most of your intelligence assets crawling all over me and my ass.
It's like, we're literally not doing anything.
We're literally not what you need to worry about right now.
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But by all means, because it's not going to fuck me over, it's going to fuck you over.
And I don't give a shit about you because you don't give a shit about me.
That's been made very clear.
So go fuck yourself.
Enjoy the mess you've made.
And the best part is, you had to sit here and listen to me tell you about it over and over for seven fucking years.
And now it's right in front of your face.
Who was right?
Me.
Who's going to be right tomorrow?
Me.
Who's going to be right when this is all over?
Me.
Who's going to be fucked when all this is over?
You.
You know what, Gary?
No one has ever outrun a history book.
There's no way this ends well for these people.
It's human nature.
And another thing people used to say over the years was like, it's just not bad enough.
You know, it's not uncomfortable enough for people to not do something.
Like I said, when the pain of just allowing this to happen to you, to continue doing this, to think about, I'm just going to put up with it, that is more painful to think about and endure.
That's worse than just trying to do anything about it.
Feels better.
Risking, like, I don't care if they're going to try to fucking, we're going to put surveillance on you and we're going to fucking like, I really don't give a shit because the idea of just go along with this anymore is going to literally make me insane.
It's bad for my mental health.
I cannot live a lie.
I can't live like this fucking slave and sit there and nod quietly while you fucking put advertisements on the TV to brainwash my children about how we're all fucking evil and everything's, you know, everybody be gay and everybody give everything to India and don't fuck.
Like, I can't do that forever.
I'm going to go fucking crazy.
It's not good.
How long do you think people, everybody's going to do this?
The younger generation, especially, is already very aware.
They're like 15.
They're like, hmm, looks to me like, yeah, very based, 15-year-old.
Very correct.
They've got the advantage of everything we've already seen and done.
Everything that's on the internet that took us 20 years, right?
20 years ago in 2006.
Everything that happened from then until now, it took us 20 years to live through an experience.
But they just got here a few years ago.
It's all online.
They've picked it up in three years.
They're already there.
How long does it take to fucking sit there and binge watch 20 years of significant history?
Not very long.
So it would take as long as we had to download all of the information previously available to say, oh, I don't know, 1900 or so to about now.
And then until it stopped, which was as a present in 2006.
And it's like, well, for me, kind of probably 2011.
And then it's like, well, we know what we know.
Let's see what happens.
That was 15 years ago.
15 years of extra, a lot has happened in the last 15 years.
A lot has happened in the last 15 years, maybe more than any 15 years.
And again, the youngest generation is all right there.
It's all just crammed right in for them to digest and think about and look at and consider as their internal configuration says, well, you're the youth.
The future is literally yours.
You're the ones that have to live through it the longest than anyone else does.
You have the most to lose from anyone who's currently alive.
Somebody who's 18 has the most to lose of bad decisions being made today because it's going to affect them the longest.
It's in their interests to survive as a generation to not allow this to occur.
That is inherently like, you know, we're survivors.
Once we feel threatened, we will respond.
And it said, yo, nobody feels threatened yet.
Oh, they're about to.
They're about to because prices are about to explode.
The oil's not coming through.
That whole thing is going to be closed out for a long time.
Even if Israel is like, oh, yeah, we're basically all done.
We're all pretty much wrapping it up here.
Trump's trying to say his amazing.
Yeah, we've destroyed everything.
Everything's blown up.
No.
You can walk away if you want, but it's not going to end.
You started this.
You can kick a hornet's nest, but they decide when it's over.
You can start a war when you want.
I can't remember who said that one.
You may start a war when you want to, but it doesn't end when you want to.
They end when they're done.
That's not up to you.
I mean, if you end it, but it's like that could, there's no way to predict how long that could be or what that could take.
There's no way.
No one has ever known.
Very, almost no war has ever in history went according to plan.
That just isn't how it is.
There's too many factors and variables.
There's too many people involved.
There's too many different agendas and forces and the weather.
And fuck, there's so much.
It's, you know, if you're right 25% of the time, you're doing well.
It's chaos.
It's very chaotic.
It's very messy.
It's very, like everywhere you look is a crisis.
And it all leads to the same place.
The powers that be are deeply corrupt.
And who the fuck wants to live like this?
Can you imagine?
I can't imagine being 18 right now with a brain.
And a lot of them do have brains.
You should see what Instagram is like.
Volksgram.
That's what we should call it from now on.
Welcome to Volksgram.
Please insert your spicy memes on physios.
We like it here.
They're very popular.
Have you seen this very attractive young lady dancing on Sasha and Red?
Very nice.
That's good.
So good.
It's pretty wild.
You know who's on Instagram, right?
Like 30, 40, 35, 40, a lot of younger people in TikTok, even younger than that.
TikTok's worse.
I understand.
TikTok is TikTok is the new version of the old school playground where it was just kind of a jungle and there was no rules.
You know, physically, it's not a demanding world for children to be in, but intellectually and mentally, it's fucking insane.
There's 10-year-olds consuming the craziest shit you've ever seen on TikTok.
Like that's, can you imagine?
So when they grow up, they're going to be like, dude, my childhood was fucking, I was watching ISIS beheading.
Morgan is one of these kids.
He's like, I was watching ISIS beheading videos when I was like 11.
Like, that's fucked up, right?
Mentally, these people are, they may not be physically, that's the element they don't have.
But here's the thing: you only need one element, and then you use that to get the other one.
And then when you have both of them, that's when everything starts to happen.
The element of understanding what's going on through traumatic exposure to insanity, which you fucking psychos just have in spades, is just, you know, it's causing a lot of, you're breaking a lot of stuff.
A lot of people are noticing all the broken stuff.
Well, we're going to.
Yes, yes, making it legal to talk about the broken stuff because that won't make it more suspicious.
Everyone's like, oh my God, everything's broken.
Jail.
No, Joe.
Jail, Who's breaking all this stuff?
Jail them too.
Everybody, jail.
Are you putting us in jail for time?
Yes.
Jail, jail, jail, jail.
It's you, isn't it?
No.
Yes, it is.
How stupid do you think you're?
How dumb do you think they are?
I remember school.
I know who we are.
I remember being a Canadian teenager.
We're not stupid, actually.
We're actually not stupid at all.
I actually grew up with a lot of smart people.
People, you know, if they, whatever they wanted to do, if they wanted to do it, they could have done it.
It's a crazy thing to bet the farm on people being really dumb and having no survival instinct whatsoever.
It's just, it's, we're in a different time now.
It's not going to, it doesn't come the same way.
A lot of the challenge, our social life, much more of it is digital and online than ever before, but it's we're still people.
And if this, this is just how it is, this is what's required.
You're not required to play on the jungle gyms with your neighborhood friends anymore.
That's just not something that happens.
Now you're required to be good at a fucking iPad or whatever.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing, playing Roblox where they're shooting Trump and Netanyahu and literally putting them in ovens and tucking them into soap in Roblox.
I saw that on Twitter and I retweeted.
I was like, games have certainly changed a lot since I was a lad.
We had, I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog, and you're like, fucking turning Netanyahu into soap.
I'm like, okay.
These are 12-year-olds.
All righty.
Things are.
Oh, that's not the right one.
It's getting a little sporty out here.
It's getting a little sporty.
Getting a little crazy out here.
We're getting a little rowdy.
The kids are getting a little rowdy out here.
That was a long sidetrack.
I just, Gary really bothers.
I really don't like Gary.
I have an intense dislike of Gary.
So, the way the new law is, if it's more than an intense dislike, that's illegal.
It is illegal to have more.
I'm not kidding.
It is illegal to express more than extreme dislike, whatever that means.
Gary and his friends are going to quantify what that means.
And they're going to say that that's hate and that's illegal.
They're making so-called hate illegal.
And they want you to take guns away and he's going to hide under his desk, eating entire jars of mayonnaise like a squirrel just in there like a little fucking while he sends people to their death.
So families, dads, mom, they might get killed.
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Well, they will, and cops will get killed.
And it's just a matter of time.
It's inevitable.
There's millions and millions and millions of these fucking places are going to have to go.
There's barely any cops.
It's only going to take one.
It's going to take one shithead.
And they'll find him.
They'll find the shithead cop who goes, I'll fucking do it.
I'll fucking the law.
I'll fucking do it.
You think that guy doesn't exist in the RCMP?
Yes, they will.
They'll just fire everybody until they find the guy who will do what they want and he'll fucking do it.
And he'll go in there with a bunch of jackasses.
We're fucking, listen, this is the fucking law.
And it's for somebody in this country.
I'm fucking telling you right now, that's going to be the last straw.
And your fault.
But it's not new, is it?
You've killed a lot of people, haven't you?
You always tell yourself it wasn't you.
It was me.
They should have, yeah, oh, yeah.
Everybody else should have done something different, right?
Lots of people are dead, and you have nothing to do with it.
It's all everyone else's fault, right?
Have you ever wondered what happens if that's not correct?
Like, what if you're wrong?
Because you are wrong.
But I want you to think about if that's possible and tell me if you, how you feel about it.
How do you feel internally about the idea that what?
I'm just again, we could all be wrong.
So you have to show some humility and just consider it for fun's sake.
How would you feel if you were wrong?
And you are directly responsible for the deaths of all kinds of people.
Your fault.
Played a big hand in this, making this happen.
Somebody like Dr. Strang, for example.
You know what I mean?
Somebody with a lot of blood on their hands of innocent people.
There's a great scene in this movie called Kingdom of Heaven.
I think, was it Orlando Bloom?
Or the other guy's playing King Baldwin.
They played chess, and he basically says, you know, wherever fate takes you, you know, God can move you through your life, have, you know, stuff happen to you.
Other people, man, can do that.
But at the end of the day, the final move is you have to, when it's over, explain yourself.
You're the one that's going to have to stand there and go.
What'd you do, Gary?
What'd you do, super cop?
There's not going to be anybody there to point to.
It's a weird thing, but I've always felt like I intrinsically know that's inevitably what's going to happen.
Since I was a little kid, I always felt like I can't quantify it, but like we're being observed, I'm being observed.
We're all being observed somehow.
Like there is no such thing as a secret, you know?
Even if you do something shitty and you're all by yourself and nobody knows, it's like, but they do.
Like some, it's, I'm not going to, this is going to come back someday.
Maybe I'm alive, maybe I'm not alive, but it's a lot of different religions say that too.
That like everything you do, it's all literally set in stone once it's done.
Like that's every word, everything you've ever said, everything you've ever done.
It's all a choice and an action and something you did.
But don't worry, Gary's like, no, no, they all just should have done what they were told.
Right.
That's going to fly real well.
And you know what?
I don't, most of these people are really dumb anyway.
So they're not even thinking about stuff like that.
I think they're probably just there to create a challenge for the people who are smart.
And then, you know, assuming there is a God in all this, I think there probably is.
They'll be like, good job, Gary.
You're such a good moron.
Because without you, how could I have engineered this situation where the best people could prove themselves and the shitheads could be, you know, dealt with and setting everything right?
This is how it has to.
It has to go like this.
This is what the kind of ruin and misery that we're coming into is the motivation that is required for people to make the kinds of changes that are required in the world that we're in when you're managed by a bunch of bloodthirsty psycho vampire people.
Like that's not even that's kind of what it is, actually.
So that's not going away easily.
So things are going to have to be pretty motivating.
You know what I mean?
And it's getting there.
But, you know, instead of thinking about the scary part, think about what happens if, you know, at the other side of this, can you imagine what kind of world that could be?
Why can't that exist?
They're just people.
British Empire fell apart.
Roman Empire fell apart.
People popped never in a million years living in the Roman Empire.
Oh, what are you insane?
There is people in the United States that still don't understand that it's over.
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Like, oh, no, we're going to be on top forever.
Like, you've already lost.
You're already not on top and you're falling and you're not going to recover for a long time.
And it's only like other people in America that don't see that yet.
And, you know, morons in Canada and other places.
But like, you know, we're Charles Lee Le Player.
And like, you don't even understand what's happened, do you?
They've got your air hose closed.
You can't stop them.
And they only need to hold it closed for a few more minutes, and then you're fucked.
And you have no way to stop them from doing that.
So you're literally at their mercy.
Brutal.
Why did all this happen, Papa?
Well, because there are pedophiles and nobody wanted to be mean to them because it was anti-Semitic and stuff.
So we tried to put a bunch of people in jail and take their guns and some of them freaked out and everybody started killing everybody and then everything just went to hell after that.
You know, it was like $200 for grocery, like a loaf of bread.
You know, want some cereal?
It's a fucking kidney.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah, so just prove you're serious, prove you believe in it, and make a statement to all of us as a man because that's what I would do.
I'm not kidding.
If there was something that extreme, I wouldn't confiscate people's guns.
But if you're like, this has to happen, dude, like there's no way around this.
Let's say there's a city that refuses to hand over a bunch of terrorists or, you know, pedophile episodes.
Yeah, we've tracked them.
They're all for some reason hiding out in, I don't know, Red Deer.
They're all in Red Deer.
They've all fled to Red Deer.
And like, listen, we got to go in there and get them.
They're not coming out.
So we're going to have to go in there and get them.
That's going to be dangerous.
I know.
Yep, it is.
They're going to shoot at us.
It's going to suck.
Are you coming?
Yeah, I'll be on the first shock because you have to.
It's my idea.
I'm the one who believes that this is the right thing to do.
So that, and it was my idea.
So I should be the first one to do it.
That's how it is.
That's how it is in man world.
You see, that's why you're not a fucking man, Wyatt, and all you fucking clowns out there because you're not men, right?
You know why men follow other men?
Because they're men, and you're not one of those.
They're not worth following.
No one gives a shit.
No one's listening to you.
Stop playing make-believe.
You don't get to just jump to the front of the line and say, oh, I'm important.
Look at me.
You're a fucking loser.
Same with Pierre.
Why aren't you winning, Pierre?
Why aren't you winning?
Why aren't you walking around?
Why aren't men everywhere being like, fucking, let's go, Pierre?
Because you're not a leader and you're not a man.
You haven't earned it.
You didn't earn shit.
You have to earn respect and you earn it from sacrifice.
And you haven't.
You're a multi-millionaire.
You're doing real well and you've never had a real job.
And Pierre's like one of the best of the losers.
I'm a leader.
Of who?
Who the fuck are you leading?
Nobody important.
Nobody worth a damn.
Nobody.
You're not leading anybody who's going to jump on a fucking grenade to save the people next to him.
I'll put it to you that way.
You know, the quality men, they're not with you, are they?
Because if they were, your campaign manager wouldn't be your obese ex-girlfriend.
You wouldn't be taking pictures with Pierre Polyev pretending like a dainty little fairy to hold a kettlebell, Pierre.
For God's sakes, man.
We're going to bring it home.
Oh, you'd be lucky to bring herpes home.
Shut up.
Just shut the fuck up.
It's wild that they think they can even talk.
Just shut up.
What have you ever done?
Why should anyone listen to a fucking thing you say?
Did you read some books?
Did you?
Yeah, everyone can do that.
Did you know everyone can do that?
Everyone can take in information, but not everyone can earn the character that you need to wield that.
You have to earn that.
You can't just be something because you think so.
You have to do what's going on.
You can't just identify as a heavyweight champion of the world, can you?
You have to do a lot of work first.
But you think you can just buy it and you can just copy, paste, share some memes.
Fucking, yeah, okay.
It's hilarious.
Like, you're hilarious.
You're no threat to anybody, really.
You're a danger to everyone, really.
It's just annoying.
There's so many of them that don't get the most basic shit.
I'm so grateful for that in the military because I wanted to know how it was done.
I wouldn't know intrinsically.
I was a kid.
But things like you don't eat first, you eat last.
And if there's no food, you don't eat.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
Like they're supposed to follow you.
You're the one that this is your fight.
You're the one in charge.
You should be the one most willing to fucking throw down and sacrifice for it.
And when you demonstrate that you are right routinely, you will have loyalty and respect because they're doing more than I'm willing to do.
And thank God we have that guy.
That's how that's how it works.
That's how it actually works.
Okay, little guy.
You don't get to just jump to the front of the line.
That's never going to happen for you.
Okay.
Because you've been avoiding doing hard things your whole life.
That's what you should have been doing instead.
You should have gone and done some hard things and earned your keep as a man.
And you didn't do that.
So you don't have the respect of any actual men who have.
And that's, guess what?
The people you need to fucking fight and fix anything.
It's not going to be the fucking claypools and plebs.
It's not going to be the fucking Karens and the NDP weirdo.
They're not good.
They're of no consequence at all.
That's why they're left alone.
That's why nobody's bothering them.
Nobody's shooting at them.
Nobody's even trying to.
They're just giving them money.
They're not a threat to anybody.
They're protesting in corporate logos, basically.
Must be terrifying, you know, especially for like Evan and those, all of those.
Because I've just described it for so long.
Every day it's a getting closer.
Going faster than a roller coaster.
like yours will surely come my way it's a getting faster everyone said go he's all over you Love like yours will truly come my way.
He's a great dancer.
You don't feel like dancing?
Do you want to see Phil dance?
I love it when Phil dances.
Faster Than Roller Coaster00:05:37
You can throw dollar bills at him at fymm.ca right now.
He'll shake his tail feather for you.
Look at the hog on him.
Actually, don't he's still Phil.
This is supposed to be geez, put pants on, buddy.
Of course they carved that in there.
Of course they did.
You know things are You really blew it!
I love that fucking.
There are some good moments in that show, man.
It was funny.
It was legitimately good.
Kramer.
You blew it!
You really blew it!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah, the numbers are not good.
They're not on your side.
Time, buddy, like everything's again.
I looked in the fuel tank.
Ooh, fuck.
Oh, I thought you had way more than that.
Oh, shit.
Well, most of you aren't going to get away.
Sorry to say.
Sorry.
And they have no plan.
We're going to have a massive financial crisis.
There's no money.
There's no reserves.
There's no, the cupboards are empty.
And there's a tsunami coming.
And Mark Kearney's like, just bent over stealing left and right, meeting with the Chinese stuff in his pocket.
Boomers, Mark Kearney's doing such a good job.
Gotham City Psychos out NDP are out there with half their head shaved off 700 pounds.
We're all fucking free pharmaceuticals wrong.
It's like, Jesus, mother of God, man.
Kids are all being massacred everywhere.
Help us.
We're trying to.
Fuck.
Every mayor and every authority person everywhere is like, excuse me, I'm going to pander like it's 2007.
Shut the fuck up, Douglas.
Oh, buddy, we have no room for that.
Shut up, Douglas.
Everybody fucking hates you.
Everybody hates you and everything you stand for.
Everybody fucking hates you.
The amount of people who actually support what's going on and the government at all, it's minuscule.
Oh, most people I talk to support me.
Yeah, your tiny circle of sycophants.
Yeah, I bet they do.
But guess what?
They're outnumbered 50 to fucking one, Douglas.
All the people with all the guns, remember?
Remember them?
Keep stealing, buddy.
Just keep fucking stealing.
Put people in jail.
Just keep it up, fat boy.
You must miss your brother, huh?
You must.
Nicolas Fuentes.
Nigulas.
He's either an elf, he's a black elf, or maybe he's Spanish.
I mean, obviously he's.
He says it's very easy to identify your enemy's registered assets and burn them to the ground.
Eventually, insurance companies won't cover them and banks won't loan to them.
Crystal knocked.
Well, that's kind of what Iran is doing to America right now.
Like they're crashing the economy.
Like that's the weak point.
Oh, we just closed the Strait of Horboos.
It'll cause an economic domino that just is going to ruin their whole economics.
They're in a ton of debt.
It's going to fuck them, especially now with a country like half divided and everybody hates everybody.
Like, yo, this is going to, this will bring America.
All we have to do is not allow anyone to sail safely through the strait like for a month at a time.
We only got to do it for two or three more months and we've destroyed America.
It won't take very much.
We just have to have a few guys with a rocket somewhere.
No one will pay the shipping premiums.
No one will ever guarantee or insure a boat to go through there ever again, as long as that keeps happening.
We got 90 million people.
I'm pretty sure they can keep this up for a long fucking time, guys.
Oh, we're going to send 10,000, 20,000 rates.
Yep, Okie dokie.
Let me know how it goes.
I'm sure we'll all hear about it on the news.
It could be happening right now.
I think they're planning it for sometime this week, they said.
So even dumber.
Here's another tip, fucking General Patton.
I mean, I guess, because the ISR shit, but you don't need to announce what you're doing ahead of time.
Like you're setting an appointment and apparently intent on it.
Like you should be saying as little as possible.
They should have said, we're going to be moving into ground operations very soon.
And that's it.
Not where it is, when it's going to happen, who's going.
Like fucking, or you can even try to maintain some semblance of mystique and like not just look.
Here's my cards.
You want to look at them up close?
I can put them right in your face if you'd like to see them all.
Look at all the cards I have.
Are these good?
Are these good cards?
Are these bad cards?
I get the feeling these are not great cards.
No, they're pretty bad.
You should probably fold.
I'm going all in because that's what you'd want me to do.
What?
No, I was trying to.
I'm going all in.
I'm going in, bigly.
Oh, that's a mistake.
Oh, well.
Aim, how are you?
He says, I'm going to support mainly through FYMM, FYMM.ca.
So you get to keep more of it.
Just wanted to say hi, though.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, if you guys can, that's what you want to do.
They can't cancel it because there's no one.
It's just software.
There's no one to talk to.
I guess you can create an AI to talk to it, but it's not sentient or doesn't have any artificial.
It's just software.
It's a decentralized.
It's like cryptocurrency.
It can't be.
There's nothing you can do.
So that's fun.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
How are we going to take all your bank accounts?
Well, then I'll just find other ways to do things.
When I did.
That's what everyone does always.
Talking To Software Only00:03:10
Well, we're going to censor everything.
And guess what?
Everyone's going to find a different way to do it anyway.
In a more resilient, difficult way for you to deal with.
Every time you escalate, it's responded in turn.
And it gets worse and worse for you.
And every stage this progresses, you look more and more like a satanic fucking lunatic with blood coming out of your mouth and demanding everyone turn everyone into raising babies that you can eat at lunch.
It's becoming obvious to everyone.
You look insane.
They're asking you quite like, did you see Dane Lloyd's face?
Are you saying you want to send cops door to door?
And Gary's going to program, the program.
And he's like, like, I just want to get, I just, let's just say this out loud that this is what you're saying, right?
This is what you're saying.
Oh, yeah, we've got all kinds of measures.
Like, okay, so we're going into killing people soon then.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
Who's inciting violence now?
People that are talking or people that are implementing government policy that are going to put armed people, you know, at odds with each other?
Armed citizens, armed cops.
Let's put them in confrontation.
Who's inciting violence, Gary?
You're the minister of public safety, and this is the single-handedly most disastrous public safety policy decision that has ever been made in the history of this country, Gary.
As the minister of public safety, you should be concerned with public safety, Gary.
Does it seem like you're concerned with public safety?
Because the mistake you're about to make is going to cost people their lives.
Maybe a lot of people, maybe so many people or such a horrific way that it threatens to destabilize the rest of the country, Gary.
You're single-handedly risking the stability and cohesion of the entire fucking nation, you stupid, chipmunk-faced, dumb-ass cracker motherfucker.
You idiot moron, Gary.
I can't fucking fathom how dumb you are.
You're like a toaster taped to a calculator trying to pass its way off as an Indian rocket ship that landed on the moon, Gary.
That's about as smart as you're coming off, Minister of Public Safety.
What happened to the safety and security situation in Canada?
Everything devolved into a fucking nightmare.
Well, the Minister of Public Safety decided that we should put all kinds of armed, upset, frightened, anxious, paranoid people across the street from each other, shove them together in a jar and shake it up real good, didn't we, Gary?
No, no, it's my fault.
Oh, yeah, the talking people are talking.
You're the fucking problem, and you're going to fucking find out.
Keep it up, Gary.
Because you know what?
The worse it gets, the worse it gets, the less until the least that anybody has any empathy.
Anybody has any like, oh, I don't know, guys.
This is a little bit.
Every fucking step you take, people, it's like water out of a bag.
It's air coming out of a tire.
Couple more kilometers and people won't give a fuck if you're on fire, Gary.
That's the road.
Have fun, buddy.
Have fun, kid.
You're doing great, kid.
You ready to go?
Cut, I'm ready to go.
Civil War Escalates00:15:30
What do you want to baby?
Baby!
You're going with me, cause I'm going with you.
That's the enemy!
What is it really that motivates you?
They need to fly on this fear.
Stop.
When you realize.
These motherfuckers, man.
I can't do anything about it.
I can't stop it.
I can't stop it, but I can call it out, and that's why they don't like it.
So I'm just, look, he's got no clothes.
Hey, look, everybody, no clothes on.
Emperor's got no clothes on.
Look at that.
Box the Mosquito.
Where is he?
I don't know where he is at.
Supposed to keep him in front of you, and I don't know where he is at all.
He's completely invisible.
This fight's not going to end well at all.
Can strike at will, and I'm powerless.
I think he's got like mosquito weight gloves on, too.
I think he's cheating.
He seeks my blood.
Justice for Father says it's going to be incredible, Philip.
The future is bright.
It could be.
It really could be.
Because this is going to come to a head and come to a conclusion.
And I don't think they're going to come out on top.
It's just not going to be possible.
Either they destroy the whole world and everybody dies or they get fucked.
And here's the thing.
Most people want to live.
Most people want to exist, you know, like the Chinese and the Russians.
And they're not all stupid.
Every country's got evil psychos in them.
It's just how it is.
But objectively, ours are out of control.
Other countries are not participating in industrialized child sex trafficking like ours are.
Like our heads of state are.
Our heads of state are literally pedophiles and murderers and rapists and liars.
And theirs are just like opponents, basically.
So.
And yeah, they're not going to just go along with let's ruin the world, I guess.
Let's destroy everything we've all been working for.
Because there's other people that live here too.
Like they have plans.
The Russians have plans.
The Chinese have plans.
The Iranians have plans on being alive, you know, stuff like that.
A lot of people have plans, and they don't include let's ruin the whole world for a magic book cult of pedophiles and Donald Trump's big dumb diaper baby.
No one like they've put up with it's we've put up with it long enough.
You know, it's getting close to bedtime.
Bedtime for Donnie's coming up soon.
And I mean, if they go, if they want to go that way, I mean, there'll probably be civil war in America.
Here's the thing.
The civil war is not going to go your way because everyone who's decided this is enough, like we're fighting the government, China and Russia are going to give those people everything they fucking possibly can get.
They may even arm the other side just to make it a shit show that we never recover from and they stay on top forever.
Hopefully not.
But I mean, we've done some pretty bad shit to them, so I don't think they mind.
Like, oh, have fun.
Have fun with this.
Let's make this 20 years longer than it needs to be just because fuck you.
That could happen.
But definitely, it's in their interest for this regime to be destroyed so they can go back to normal, have normal economic relations, have normal diplomatic relations, stop blowing up the world, stop killing everybody.
This is fucking, nobody can build anything or get anything done.
Other people want to do other things than fuck kids and blow up the world.
Gary, Donald, Zio Jesus, like other people have shit to do, you fucking retards.
So here's the deal.
This is either going to stop soon or you're going to be fucking stopped.
Okay?
That can't be stopped.
Israel's already on the brink of destruction.
Its military's falling apart.
Their chief is talking about we need mass conscriptions right now or we're not going to survive.
We're going to fall apart.
Yemen has entered the war.
Like it's over, dude.
This is all over.
So you can either go to bed now or you can be put to bed.
Dad's fucking putting you to bed soon.
There's no way around that.
You can kick and scream and make a mess, but you're fucked.
And the more you do it, the more likely it's going to pop off at home.
And guess what?
We would really be fucking, it would be doing the world a favor to fucking put you to bed.
So, we're going to make sure those people have everything they need to make sure that happens.
We don't want to have to go do it.
We're not going to risk our people.
Why would we when they're willing to do it for us?
That's the obvious play.
That's what's going to happen.
And they're just waiting.
They don't have to fight a war against the United States.
The war in the United States is going to be in the United States for fuck's sakes.
Hello?
Like, if that's obvious, and there's going to be rich people on all sides going, ha ha, throwing quarters and throwing money and going, dance, monkeys, throwing knives in.
That's what's going to happen.
There's not going to be Zio Jesus Empire.
There's not going to be Moshiach and the chosen people.
That's not going to happen.
They're getting fucking ass raped.
And there's going to be hell to pay.
Just because we've lived in this paradigm of like, they always get what they want.
This has been the story our whole lives.
If this is going to happen, then that's going to happen.
And then this is going to happen.
That's always how it's been.
That's always how it's going to be.
Well, that was the plan, but that's all over now.
Fuckhead.
You blew it.
You really blew it.
Everybody knows it's too late.
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
You've made too many enemies.
You fucked up too many things.
You raped too many people.
It's just out of control.
It's out of the bag.
And it's a matter of time.
The boulders of history are moving and they can't be stopped now.
So you can go to bed now or you can wait until you get forced to go to bed.
And either way, fucking bedtime.
All right.
Go ahead.
Fight the whole world.
Fight the entire planet.
We're going to blow up the dome with Iraq.
Do that.
Activate the entire Middle East too.
Bring all of them onto you too.
Because they're not going to buy it.
They all, everybody knows what time it is.
The only reason the rest of the Gulf states haven't abandoned America is because they're hedging their bets.
As soon as it becomes clear that America has no choice but to leave, they're fucking out and they're going with the other team.
And there's no version of this where you don't get annihilated.
And here's the other thing: people are kind of laughing now, like, yeah, take that tel Aviv, it's exploding.
It's entirely possible that like armies of Muslims store, like, overrun Israel and they just literally kill everyone.
It would be the ultimate revenge.
I mean, think about their world and how they grow up and what they've been dealing with and how the rules are over there and how it is.
And like, of course, they would.
They would kill everything, every living creature.
They would burn it all and they would salt the earth.
How are they going to do it?
Israel's got how many soldiers and they need conscription.
They're all, it's, it's over, dude.
You're going to fight 100 million people?
No, you're not.
Where's the United States?
Fighting itself at home, actually.
It's over.
You're fucked.
Okay, Ben Shapiro.
Enjoy it now.
It doesn't matter.
It's done.
The torpedo's in the water, so to speak.
Like, that's that's how I feel about it.
These things don't just, again, it's not going to happen tomorrow, but like, I've, there it goes.
There's the ship.
The distance is too close.
You can only turn this fast.
We've done the math.
It's going to slam right into the side of you.
You're fucked.
All we have to do now is watch our watch and listen for the bang.
That's it.
Iran's negotiating.
No, they're not.
Why would they?
They're not.
Who are you talking to?
No one else in the world has been able to confirm this.
Like, no, they're not.
Iran's like, who?
You're not talking to us.
They're making Lego videos of you being a psycho and losing your mind, which very seems very accurate at the moment.
It's crazy to watch, but there's no way, there's no way out of this.
Why would they stop?
And the amount of damage they've done, you think Iran is going to sign a ceasefire with these people?
Oh, well, I guess you've destroyed all of our hospitals, police stations, killed all kinds of children, killed our leader, killed his family, killed the killed tens of thousands of people, indiscriminately bombing civilians.
Like, you're going to do it again.
Obviously, we know this.
They know it's a fight to the death.
And they're way ahead and they have all the leverage.
They're not going to stop.
Why would they?
They stand to inherit everything and come out huge.
You want them to fold when they've got Ace King suited.
All the cards are down.
And you bluffed everything all in.
And you want them to fold when they know, looking at the board, they've already won the game.
You're like, no, you're going to have to fold.
Like, no, I'm not.
You're an idiot.
Call.
Give me your whole bank account.
Moron.
That's, to me, that's what it appears to, that appears to be what has happened.
And now we just wait.
Best case scenario, America abandons ship, stops the invasion, pulls everybody out because those are Iran's demands.
Get the fuck out of the Middle East.
And they leave and they go home.
They lose access.
The petrodollar is over.
Iran inherits the whole, you know, they're now the power in the region.
Israel gets annihilated.
America devolves into civil war among the catastrophe of everything already is getting much worse, losing their place in the world, economic crisis crash, defaulting on debts.
That's, you know, that's the best case scenario.
Or you're stupid as fuck and you're like, actually, we're going to send in everything.
You're like, oh, okay, you're going to go full retard mode then.
Okay, so disastrous ground war that goes on for a couple of years, if at best, before people lose their minds and revolt.
You know, you think there's protests now?
Imagine the protests at the draft or protests at the recruiting centers.
There's going to be guns fired and people are going to be killed and it's going to be civil war anyway while you're still fighting the war in Iran and losing badly.
And so eventually it's the same result, but worse.
It's bedtime, but worse, Donald.
Okay?
I don't get paid tens.
I don't get paid money to advise anybody.
I'm just a guy, but I'm not fucking stupid.
And I can see what's going on.
And a lot of other people see it too.
And it's not that complicated, man.
It's pretty, pretty, pretty straightforward.
You think that guy's going to crash that car?
Yeah, he's driving 180 and he has 70 meters to stop.
And there's a huge cliff.
Like, yeah, he's dead.
You think if I press play, I'll show you the rest of this video.
Yeah, he's dead.
Well, he's going to just stop on a dime.
Must be some fucking brake system.
Okay.
All right.
No, you're right.
Everything's going to go back to normal for no reason.
Somehow, everyone's just going to come to their senses and go, you know what?
Why are we doing all this?
This is crazy.
Everybody go back to normal.
Never mind.
All trade, all normal trade is resumed.
All insurance premiums are the same.
Everything stays the same.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind, everybody.
Sorry about all the mass murdering and the dead kids and the fucking, sorry about all that.
I got a little crazy there.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
That'll happen.
You're right.
I'm sure it will.
And they're going to do this very successful raids and take some islands and maybe they'll lose 100 people at best.
Yep.
And Iran will go, oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
You showed us.
And okay, you're right.
Now we're going to have to negotiate since you took our islands.
We don't even need.
So, okay, I guess Satan, I guess we'll have, you beat us.
It's over.
Yeah, you're right.
You're probably right.
That's probably what's going to happen.
Okay.
You're so smart, Wyatt.
Good job.
Good job, Enspure.
Where's Net and Gayi, by the way?
Has anybody seen Benjamin Netanyahi in a while?
I keep seeing some videos float around, but no one believes, like, no one.
His plane is still in Berlin.
It hasn't moved in weeks.
So he's either in Berlin, like that's his plane.
That's specific.
That's for him.
It's like an it's called the something of Zion.
The wings of Zion or something like that.
It's like some, some gay fucking, of course it is.
Probably got a little section in there to rape 13-year-olds on the fucking plane, but yeah.
Did an emergency kind of takeoff, flowed around in circles for four hours over off the coast of Israel, trying to figure out somewhere to go, conceivably.
Flew over Greece, flew over Italy, kind of went towards France, then went north.
Eventually, it didn't take a direct route to Germany because it was trying to go elsewhere and everybody said no, is what happened.
And it landed in Germany and it's been there ever since.
And there's been seven or eight very obvious AI videos of Benjamin Netanyahu made since.
But I'm sure he's alive.
I'm sure he's fine because they would admit that.
They're the Jews.
They've admitted Ariel Sharon was dead.
Was it eight years after he was dead?
10 years after he was dead?
They're like, oh, yeah, by the way, he's dead.
We know.
We knew.
Everybody knew that.
Not fooling anybody.
What's going to happen to Ottawa?
Hmm.
All your friends are fucked, huh?
And you're all on your own.
How many cops do you have?
Ooh, man.
Uh-oh.
You don't have any muscle at all, huh?
You've got money, I guess, to try to hire people.
So, what are you going to do?
You're going to mass hire like migrants to protect you.
That's your plan?
That is your plan.
Yeah, see, here's the thing, Chief.
That's very transparent.
You know, so you want to take everybody's guns and they've all said no.
And then you're going to hire, I guess, mass amounts of foreigners to arm them to what?
Kill us?
Like, you're going to arm a foreign army in our country.
That's literally what you're going to do.
And when you do that, we will fight and we will win and you will be held accountable.
That's just what's going to happen.
Okay.
I can't make any of this happen.
That just is what is going to happen.
Okay.
Because I'm like an oracle.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go.
It's all on the internet.
Go watch it.
I've been calling this down the middle since the fucking beginning.
And I'm telling you how it ends.
You're fucked.
Go ahead.
Pass your laws.
Do your thing.
It doesn't matter.
It's over anyway.
So, this is what I encourage everyone to do.
You have until July, October, until this gets nailed in.
Until then, everything that's going to be illegal by July, October, just say it now.
Everybody just fucking go hard.
Everybody in the country just go, you know what?
Here's what I'm fucking pretty goddamn tired of.
And just do it.
Whatever's going to be illegal, fucking say it now.
So it's out there and everybody knows what time it is.
And everybody can link up and network and know who's who in the zoo because after that, you're not going to be allowed to talk anymore anyway.
So what a great opportunity.
What a great opportunity.
Now there's no reason not to say it, guys.
There's literally no reason not to because you're not going to be allowed to afterwards.
This is your last chance.
This is your last chance to say what you actually think about fucking anything.
And even then, you got to be careful because we got hate speech laws.
But these ones are going to make it basically impossible to do anything in the old way.
So do it now.
Do it before it's illegal.
It's like if they're going to make they're making weed illegal on Saturday, well, guess what I'm doing today?
Wouldn't everyone?
Well, on Saturday, guns are going to be banned.
Guess what?
There's probably going to be a sale on guns until Saturday, isn't there?
Hey, there was.
There was.
Remember, all through COVID, people were buying guns like crazy.
Now, why would they do that, Gary?
Why would tons of people, oh, because they feel scared and uncertain about the future.
In other words, they don't trust you.
They don't trust Gary.
They don't trust Gary.
They don't trust Justin.
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They don't trust Gary.
People don't feel safe.
They're scared of you.
And they cleaned the shelves of all the guns a couple of times over.
I never saw anything like it.
I went to Cabela's in Saskatoon.
I was in Saskatoon at the time.
And there were like soccer moms and just people just like, like in a panic.
Everything.
Lineups, like everyone was just buying everything.
I bought the last like AR platform rifle in the city.
The last one.
There was probably hundreds for every store I went to.
I was like, and they're like, fucking sold them all.
I was like, what?
Yes.
They sold everything.
Every gun in Canada was fucking sold a couple times from 2020 until you started your little crusade in 2022.
You already lost there too, retard.
And there's so many.
Do you have any idea the illegal weapons market in this country?
I'll give you a hint.
You gave them billions of dollars.
Some of them may wear feathers in their hair.
And when you need some firearms, I think you'll know where.
Riddle be this.
Who am I?
Gary's going to have to think about that.
Yes, you think about it, Gary.
They're not inheriting the most lucrative black market weapons distribution in history.
No, they're not.
They're not going to take advantage of that.
They don't already have a monopoly on that.
No, they're not.
They're not going to.
And they don't have ways to get across the border because of the treaties and all of that, Gary.
It's just, it's right there.
It's right there.
And they're not happy either.
There's a lot of unhappy people, Gary.
And the only thing holding it together is because, you know, it's Canada.
Like I said, we're just, nothing's happening.
Nothing's happening.
Gary sees everything.
Nothing's happening.
So he thinks we can keep going.
But on the inside.
Something is happening, Gary Gary.
Something is happening inside.
Ooh, Gary.
Ooh, Guy.
You have to be very careful.
Blash Eep says, if we all say illegal shit, they can't arrest all of us.
Well, they wouldn't.
They would just arrest some people and make a spectacle out of it to scare everyone.
That's the intention.
And it would work.
Probably.
A lot of people would be scared and not say anything, but just get it all out now.
Say everything you want to say now while you can.
I had a video banned on like Facebook for just typing and putting the word Hitler in the description.
It was glorifying violence.
It's like, okay, that is not what I said at all.
That is not, that was not what happened.
But go ahead.
This is, you know, I think 20,000 people saw it before they did, but, you know, whatever.
It's in other places.
That should be the same.
We'll have a nice maple summer.
Maple sap summer.
Hey, you want some sugar?
Hey, you want some maple sap?
Hey, what do you think about this?
It's just a fucking whole cup of Fed posting.
Don't do anything illegal.
But, hey.
There's still a lot you can say and it not be illegal.
And it's going to be.
And you're going to wish you said it when you had the chance.
Alex Wood says, don't disrespect the young Jeremy, old Jeremy.
I will.
He deserves to be.
And when I'm 60, I'm going to talk shit about me now.
And I'm going to deserve it then, too.
Jennesine says, sometimes it helps to reboot your PCs.
It does sometimes.
I probably rebooted it 27 times today.
I'm not kidding.
Intrusive Thoughts says, of course, it would be the last fix that fixes the issue.
I don't think you would keep applying fixes.
I'm saying it's never the first.
It's like, okay, there's 10 things it could be.
I'll try this one.
No, this one.
No.
This one?
No.
That one?
No.
This one.
No.
That one?
No.
This one?
No.
That one?
Yes.
Why couldn't it be?
Okay, it's these 10 things.
Is it this one?
No.
Is it that one?
Yes.
Why can't that ever fucking happen?
It never does.
Don't act like you don't know what I'm saying.
The bearded Indian says, Wyatt Claypool sniffs the state.
Well, he probably would sniff things.
Sounds like it's time to switch to an Apple system.
No.
Are you insane?
I play video games on this.
An Apple computer.
What are you crazy?
Why don't you just tell me to drive a fucking fucking ugliest cars?
Were they Fords?
PT Cruiser.
You remember those things?
I hated those things.
It's like, why?
That's a crime against machines.
It looks terrible.
It looks painful to sit in.
Just like a clown car for prisoners.
Alex Wood says, here's a 10-second preview of my next episode called My Life as a Porn Actor.
I don't want to.
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I mean, I could dabble, I guess.
May have some videos out there somewhere.
I'm not the one that's going to be upset.
Is this a Rick Roll?
Yeah, see, I can, I can preview before I even go anywhere near it.
Nice try.
You know, I'm not, I'm not.
I wasn't born yesterday.
And for $5, he's not dead.
No, he's not serious.
This isn't serious.
This is an attempt.
This is a probing attempt.
Anita Anand.
There's another winner.
She's great.
She's doing a great job.
What would you recommend young people to do who aren't using their time meaningfully?
Many of us not in the club want to help, but don't worry about it.
Well, it depends how young you are.
What are you like 14?
It's probably a little mature for a 14-year-old, but find some hard shit to do.
Find some tough stuff to do.
Character building.
That's how you make yourself more valuable.
You need to learn things.
You need to set some goals and accomplish them.
I know how that sounds.
Like every cliche, fucking all you're.
You got to set some goals and accomplish them.
Okay.
I'm Tony Robbins now.
But it's in that act of like doing something that you don't have or getting something you don't have or you want.
Like it's a whole mission.
It's a whole objective.
It's a whole fucking adventure.
And then you got to stretch and grow and fail and do, you know, that's how you become a stronger, more effective person in all things.
And you should try to do that your whole life and never stop doing that.
That's when you stop being alive.
You're just fucking floating along, existing, masturbating all day.
It's boring and stupid and sad.
You know?
So depends on what how old you are.
Get some kind of skill would be a good idea.
Some kind of trade or something.
Find something to get good at or that you want to do or could get good at or you just like to do.
And be as healthy as you can, physically, mentally, spiritually healthy as you can, because that's it's like when you're going into a fight, you want to go in well rested, well trained up, well fed, got good sleep.
You know what I mean?
Well, all of that stuff.
You don't want to be coming in with one eye, fucking hungover, drunk, haven't eaten all night.
You're up all like doing cocaine.
Like, yeah, you're going to go, you're going to get fucking annihilated.
You know, you're not even, you're no, you're no help to anyone in that kind of existence.
It's that kind of state, you know?
So it all starts with the individual.
That's what, you know, nationalism is.
It starts with the person.
Everything is a macro, micro of the same thing.
It's like a, it's a mindset, right?
And we're all like a cell in a body.
And, you know, in a cell, there's little bits and pieces that all work in tandem.
We're a piece of a larger thing.
I'm just one guy.
I'm just one part of it.
And there's all of these other people.
Everybody has a role and a part to play and is a contributing factor in one way or another.
Some are bigger, some are smaller.
Some are yet to be revealed.
You know, you never know what's going to happen down the road.
But as the all you have control over is the individual, is you, is the one set.
This is the one you're driving.
So you can control this one.
So work on that.
That's a good start.
And then the better you can make yourself, the stronger you can become, the more useful and helpful that you can become.
Now you're in a better position to help other people.
You'll become an asset.
You'll become somebody that can contribute things and be relied upon and so on and teach other people things because you've got stuff to teach now.
So all else fails.
I would just fucking join an active club and just start like, I gotta fucking just do that.
I can't think of anything to do.
Just do that then.
That's whatever.
At least make some friends with some cool guys and they'll help you out.
That's been a huge, that was a huge benefit to me also.
I mean, there's different ways to do it, but I grew up in a man's world in the army.
I joined in the army when I was 17, 16, 17, and those guys in there in their 40s and 50s and divorced and drug problems.
You're in grown-up land now, big, and big time.
Okay.
It's not like some office.
You're in the infantry at 17 years old.
Okay.
So, but it was a huge benefit to be around all these guys.
And just a lot of them, guess what?
They live life hard, don't they?
And they burn it on both ends.
Some of these guys, it's a very dangerous job.
It's it attracts a certain kind of guy.
So you learn a lot and soak up a lot from guys who have been there and done that already.
And they're, I remember now when I was 17, 16, 17, maybe 18 around that time.
And before I deployed, there was a guy who came to my unit.
I was still in the reserves, and he was like a superhero.
This guy was like, to us, he was a regular force, previously from the airborne regiment, sergeant with like four deployments.
And was like, this guy was like a commando.
He's in great shape.
He's like 40, 41.
He's about my age.
And it was like his way out.
He's like, yeah, you do this last posting for a few years and then you retire, basically.
He was on the way out.
And then, you know, the war happened and he was a huge resource.
And he was just a great guy to learn a ton of shit from because he'd been through some really hard, fucking awful shit.
And when my friend of mine was killed the first time that that happened in a really terrible and stupid way, I called him and I didn't even know what to say.
I just knew I wanted to talk to him.
And he, I didn't, I don't think I said anything.
He just immediately was like, this is what you got to do.
Fucking sorted me out.
And he was right.
You got a job to do.
You have to focus on that.
It's just how it is.
You don't have time.
You know, you can catch a few minutes here and there, but you need to be on the bolt, not for yourself, for everybody else.
Like, this is how it is.
And when you get home, you can fucking puke it all up wherever you got to do it.
But right now, you just, you know, and the odds that you get hurt or someone else are higher if you can't get your shit together.
And do you, they don't want that for you?
Do you think these guys would want that?
Want you to get killed or get hurt because you're fucking too right?
That would be the last thing they fucking want.
So you got to sack up, sack up and go do your job.
And that's, he just knew what I needed to hear, you know.
And when you're getting divorced, like there's a lot of rough shit that goes on.
And I had that.
I had a whole, literally army.
I had a whole fucking huge crew of dudes.
For every tough moment of my life, I had really good, strong men, friends who had been through difficult hard shit like me.
And we would help each other.
And that's just how I've gotten this far.
And what a crime to take that from everyone.
And that's what they don't want.
They don't want men to have that because it will make you stronger if you have a crew of your own guys.
Even if you're the weakest one, eventually you won't be, or you might stay that way.
But, you know, I was definitely the weakest guy on some on some killer teams of dudes before, though.
And I was not ashamed of that.
Like, what are you supposed to be?
It's like, I'm the shittiest guy on fucking Delta Force.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's going to be the shittiest guy, but he's fucking right.
Or somewhere in between.
But that's a huge resource that you, if you don't have that, man, life's going to be a lot harder for you.
And you're going to learn a lot slower and make a lot more mistakes because you don't have older, wiser guys who actually give a shit about you and care about your well-being.
You go, listen, man, don't do that.
And here's why.
And you look, and there's two other guys standing next to him.
They're like, don't do that.
Fuck.
Okay.
Good idea.
And you're like, you know what?
I did that.
You're right.
It was the best thing I ever did.
Like, see, that's the huge, that's the benefit.
The smallest unit of the whole nation is one man.
And then it's like him and his friends and their families.
And then the community, the town, the city, the province, the nation, but every piece from the bottom up has to be fucking, you know, high quality, as good as we can make it.
And then you can make everything else around good quality, as high as we can make it, and on and on.
From the ground up, that's how it goes.
And everybody else out there is looking up top going, when is Batman going to come down and fix everything for me?
That doesn't happen.
It starts at the basement where we are, and we have to go up, unfortunately.
But they said that's terrorism.
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Well, they would say that because they hate us.
They're trying to kill us and us staying alive is not really part of the plan, is it?
So, of course, they're going to say that.
I mean, come on, you guys.
Use your heads.
CRJ says there is no mosquito.
You're inventing cheap props again.
Don't roll your eyes at me.
I can roll this back and prove you wrong.
You can't gaslight me.
They do have killer drone mosquitoes.
I know that.
Blast sheep.
Thank you.
Bill Gates has made those actually.
Is that what I did?
I talked shit about Bill Gates and there's a mosquito flying around.
Oh, fuck.
That'd be wild if he killed me that way.
Greek.
What a bitch.
Oh, fuck him.
Fuck Bill Gates.
Fuck you and your poison mosquito.
Scotian gentleman says you didn't take the bait that time, but you'll slip up again one day.
If I did, I do it on purpose.
I got to keep you guessing.
It says 15-year-old, 15-year-olds are JeetQued.
The hatred started early.
Hot, sunny days, trapped on the bus with five to 18 is going to wake them up rapidly.
Yeah.
Right.
I have a formula.
I can show you.
It's very quick.
It's very scientific.
But it is important.
And it'll just, it'll just describe everything really quickly for you.
I guess I'll draw it on Microsoft Paint, but unfortunately.
Unfortunately for Wyatt.
This is what I should have played earlier.
It doesn't go like he wants, right?
And Pierre and all these guys, like, we denounce, we denounce.
You can denounce all you want, buddy, okay?
But I live in reality where everything is.
My computer works, okay?
It does.
All right.
Now here's the world.
You're like, oh, the people are going to, they're not Nazis.
They're not fucking.
Okay, that's cute.
Use your words.
It's good for you.
All right.
You're going to be okay.
It's going to be okay.
So here we go.
There's one axis here, right?
You're watching?
And there's another one.
Okay?
Now, here's how it goes.
No, no, no, you're going to be black.
Here's a nice red line.
See, he goes, it's going to go like that.
All right.
Can you guess what this is?
Now, this is time, okay?
Multiply it by proximity, okay?
Equals racism, okay?
Time multiplied by proximity to diversity.
So P exponent D, right?
Time equals.
So, I mean, this is just math, okay?
Like, this isn't hard.
This is the more you put in, and the closer they get, and the more everybody's, it just goes up.
Oh, the explosion in racism.
Yeah, well, that's because look at the graph, please.
Maybe it'll help if I do this.
Will this help?
This is like, oh, this is 2000.
All right.
Then we get to like 2010, right?
And then, oh, it's really taking off here.
And it's like, yeah, 2020, right?
And up here, we're going to be at, you know, imagine how much racism is going to be up there, obviously.
So, I mean.
And it's.
It's around here.
Consult the chart.
It's around somewhere in this area is where the plebs and clay pools and they all just cease to exist and be relevant whatsoever because people have tuned them out entirely because they now represent this many people.
You see?
No one's going to give a shit what they have to say because no one agrees with anything they say anymore because everyone is in your living room.
It's in your house.
It's in your school.
It's fucking in your face all the time because it's the future.
And consult again, the graph.
Representing The Plebs00:13:08
All right.
I don't know.
I'm trying to.
I got graphs.
I've got metaphors.
I've got songs and dances.
I've got what the fuck do you what do I got to do, man?
I'm the singing, dance, and radicalizing machine.
Professor Professor Rebellion.
I don't know.
I am kind of dressed like Dr. Robotnik, though.
That's kind of.
Isn't that Fred Hahn?
He was fat in the video games, but I like the Jim Carrey.
I watched it with the people in my family.
Like, Jim Carrey is a good Dr. Robotnik.
I'm okay with that.
Scotian Gentleman says, I bet Gary at least cooks his fish.
We don't know that.
There's no evidence to suggest that he cooks fish and doesn't just eat them raw and drinking.
He very well may.
You don't know that.
There, I'm going to let you out of the box.
Expose the world to your shenanigans.
Look at this shit I have to deal with.
I don't like to look at the chat, but now other people have to.
They're going to look in and go, what are they talking about?
Some of the things I like to just read the chat sometimes because it'll just say something about bananas.
It makes no sense.
But this is all fairly easy to follow so far.
Well, look at this.
Fuck Dynamite.
Draft his ass.
Like, what?
Okay.
What?
People are making t-shirts.
Crows are government spies.
You know what I mean?
Like, okay.
I mean, you look into the abyss.
You're taking risks.
All right.
You did this.
You didn't have to look.
You could have looked away.
There's a little red box in the top.
It should be the top right corner of your screen.
You just hover on that.
It turns red.
You just click that.
It all goes away.
It's okay.
Nobody's going to get hurt.
Except maybe Gary.
I mean, he's very, he's very clumsy.
Gary is a very clumsy man, so I wouldn't be surprised.
I would not be surprised.
He's top heavy.
You know, it's wobbly.
He's wobbly and top-heavy.
And I mean, he looks like the Gungan chieftain from the Phantom Menace.
That's what he's going to do.
Oh, we didn't get any of the guns.
They told us to go fuck ourselves.
Oh, Gary, not happy.
Gary is going to have to hell to be.
Send hit squads.
Send SWAT teams.
Send SWAT teams into Alberta to conquer to take everybody's guns, Gary.
Send them into the prairies.
Send them into Quebec.
Send them into New Brunswick, Gary.
Send them into the fucking hills of Cape Breton, Gary.
Do that.
You like East Coast music, Gary?
Here's another thing about men from the East Coast.
But guess what?
We're all from the East Coast.
We all came from the Far East and Europe, didn't we?
We're all one big family.
So let's cut out this fucking stupid Westerner, Easterner.
We're literally blood related, you fucking retards.
We all come to the same place.
You know why?
No, I know.
We all swear at our tools.
We all have drank too much.
And we've all chased women around we shouldn't have.
And we've all and we do like a good fight if it's justified.
If they're asking for it, you know, if somebody's asking for it, and it really feels like they're asking for it.
for it, which reminds me, we're like too far away.
I'm going to wrap up here in a minute.
Very soon.
I want to say congratulations and very well done.
A lot of the guys, some of the fellas have been up to some shenanigans and doing some doing some great stuff here and abroad.
We're a multinational organization now.
We have our claws everywhere.
Other countries now, even.
So there's a lot of great stuff coming up soon to show you guys.
And can't wait to see that.
Man, well done to the fellas.
Great job.
Very proud.
Very impressed.
Perfect.
Everybody's going to love it.
Feels good, man.
You know, imagine the seething.
All right.
I don't want to give it away, but there's going to be some fucking high-level seething, okay?
I just, I like to whip it up.
I like to whip up the seas, the seething.
I like to whip it up.
I like to filter it.
I like to preserve.
I like to do it just right.
And then I like to drip feed it for months.
Like the spice melange.
Oh, God is not a big.
Gary is very not pleased.
Yeah, well, you should pay attention to things that matter, Gary.
It's too late for that, isn't it?
Careful, you clumsy old man.
Tomahawk says, if your government successfully disarms you, American criminal organizations will flood your country with weapons.
They're already flooded with weapons from America.
I guarantee it will happen.
It's already happened.
Dude, people are oblivious because there's a lot more criminals in the country, which means there's an arms race.
There's a need for weapons because some of the criminals have weapons and some of the other ones don't.
So they need weapons.
So the weapons trade is exploding in this country.
It's just anyway.
Well, we're going to disarm everybody.
You know, the U.S. is our neighbor, right?
That's like your big brother is like Nick.
You have two big brothers and it's Nick and Nate Diaz.
And you go to school and some kid starts trying to beat you up.
You're like, are you fucking retarded?
Do you want to die?
Wait, what are you going to do?
Do you know who they are?
Let's go hang out with them for a month and come back and beat the living shit out of you is what will happen.
I mean, they have everything I'll ever need to know to ruin you.
Moron?
Okay, good idea.
Jen Steen says, big brown Gary likes tongue-licking.
Oh, my God.
Guys, that shot was a bad idea.
Dirtbag Welders just got to.
Thank you, man.
And Tomahawk says the United States and Canada have the longest unprotected border in the world.
That's true.
Yeah.
There's a few dead zones.
There's a few fun areas where there's just not really much anybody can do about it.
Earl says racial self-determination with the sovereignty and governance and inhabitation is the ethical stance.
Everyone deserves to live among their own people and govern themselves.
Of course, that's just basic, obviously, yes.
And everyone would agree with that until you talk about white people and then they get all, they get afraid is what it is, right?
Here's the thing.
People are going to become less and less afraid as time goes on because they're going to realize and understand that they're in danger and things are unitary.
They realize they're under attack.
More and more people are realizing it and seeing it and going, oh my God, they just fucking hate us for being white people.
Yes, exactly.
That's exactly what's going on.
And once that's internalized, they no longer care very much about being called names.
They don't care.
And you're trying to ask them to believe in something that's insane.
Like you don't deserve to exist while demanding you do everything to make sure they do exist because it's their right to exist and all.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work out.
This marriage isn't going to work out.
You know?
It's bad.
You're a bad person to want to be around your own family most of the time.
Your own family and friends and the people you're you want to be around them primarily.
The people you're most comfortable.
You want to primarily be around the people you're most comfortable around?
How dare you?
What the fuck?
Isn't that what everyone does?
No.
Yeah.
When they move here, they create little ethnic enclaves and keep to themselves because they just want to be amongst their own.
But in our house, very few of them actually.
And now there's so many of this that we are actually running out of places to go.
And you're not allowing us to have our own enclave because that's illegal.
Yeah.
Well, this is going to end fucking badly for you.
How do you think?
Are you inciting violence?
You're destroying yourself, Retard.
I don't have to do anything.
Yeah.
Earl's right.
I agree with Earl.
Typically, a guy named Earl knows what he's talking about, in my experience.
It's getting late here.
I'm going to shut this down shortly.
Sorry for the delay.
I had to reprogram my entire computer, basically.
I always do this at the end.
Like, there, I'm done screaming like a psycho.
Is there any news anybody cares about?
I just not much has that much has happened since Friday, but I could go on and on.
There's a lot to talk about.
We did talk about Gary and the police.
So we got that out of the way.
Yeah.
The NDP leader sucks.
Oh, I guess I should.
I made enough talking about this.
This is good content.
I need my voice needs a break for a second.
Remember the NDP Psychos is telling you about?
I mean, now, America is taking this.
America is seeing this, and they're like, oh my God.
They're watching the NDP convention with horror.
And yeah, what's this guy?
This guy's name is Max Jeanest Janet.
I don't know how to say his name.
He's one of the, I think I know who this guy is.
I saw this on his Twitter page and I was like, are you okay?
Like, DM me if you're not okay, because this might have taken something out of you, but good for you.
This is Max Jeanette reporting from the RBC Convention Center here in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
This is the very place where the NDP, the new Democratic Party of Canada, is having their convention right now.
Let's go and ask some attendees some questions.
Let's go.
If you could fix one thing in Canada like that, what would that be?
Oh my gosh.
There's so many things.
Oh, man.
Proportional representation.
Snap my fingers and all the chuds that be woke.
That's very funny.
I would say expanding universal health care.
So these two EB GameStop employees are going to, yeah, they've got bars.
My fingers and all the chuds that be woke.
That's very funny.
Hilarious.
They all look like this and move like this.
Like this guy is the guys.
This whole thing is the memes, all right?
I'm just going to scroll through this quickly.
Like, look at this.
These guys.
And then this guy doesn't speak English at all at all.
It's amazing.
I mean, I don't want to ruin this one for you either.
There's a real good one.
Where's?
Oh, there's good old Fred.
Fred's there.
There was one guy who was a million pounds.
Where is he?
He's a star.
It's exactly what you think it is.
Representation.
Matt, snap my fingers and all the chuds would be wobbly.
That's very funny.
I would say expanding universal healthcare to cover prescription drugs.
That's the Reddit guy.
That's him.
That's him right there.
A living wage.
To reduce a little bit of the taxis.
Taxis.
Reducing taxes.
Taxis.
Taxis?
Yep.
Like reducing the amount of taxis?
Yeah, the taxis is, for my opinion, the taxis is high.
Like after working in your paycheck, the taxis is high.
Oh, you mean like taxation?
Okay, okay.
There we go.
Greater funding for public health care.
Too many props, name one.
Tax reform?
Housing.
Proportional representation.
Proportional representation.
Just things.
Probably.
We need more housing.
We need things.
Proportional representation.
Electrophiles.
All right.
You know what?
Get rid of liberals and serve.
Get rid of people.
I'll say lower the voting age.
Just electrons.
Lower the voting age and get rid of people.
Cool.
15, 16, K?
I think lower than 16.
Lower than 16?
These guys look like they could be pedophiles.
Why not?
Hey!
If you can vote when you're 12, you can fuck when you're 12.
Now, unfortunately, I did not spot any NDP MPs or any prominent person in the NDP.
I think because there is a shortage right now.
The one person I did spot was Fred Hahn, and I did troll him a little bit, but that's about it.
Mr. Hahn, who was worse for Canada, Mark Carney or Stephen Harper?
Shortage Of NDP MPs00:14:29
I think it's a time.
They're both bad for Canada.
Anyways, if you want to see something way bigger than this where I actually go after ministers and MPs, I'm going to the Liberal Party Convention at the beginning of April in Montreal.
Oh, that's in my bio.
That's my gifts and go.
Give me whatever you thought.
It all helps.
Thank you.
Fucking music was I didn't time that at all.
I just hit it on instinct because I'm like, this is the perfect song for this.
Fucking, let's go.
The synchronicities are piling up.
Just like the trouble, just like the technical problems.
I guess that's the universe.
It's like, no, we got to gas him up.
We got to piss him off a lot.
He needs energy tonight.
So we're just going to disconnect all the cameras.
I think that's what's going on.
I think aliens are involved.
I think they're fucking with me and doing stuff and trying.
They're manipulating me and I have no power over it.
I just got to ride the Cali Yuga.
That's what it is.
Aliens are governing this whole thing.
Okay.
We'll just end on a fun note because why not?
There's enough horrible shit.
There'll be enough horrible shit next week.
I'm going to be gone on Thursday.
I'll be back on the weekend.
But, you know, it's not going anywhere.
War will continue.
The murdering will continue.
The Indians will continue.
Also, we got speaking, you know, the guys did some great work abroad, I'll say.
Very proud of them, very much looking forward to showing some of that off.
As well, there's been some good work done on the activism front as well that you're going to be seeing very shortly.
And it's some of it's about the Broncos and some of it's about people that suffered a similar fate.
And it's like we're happy to do it, but it's just, it's so upsetting and disgusting that it's like down to us.
Like we, we're the ones that have to say this because no one else will.
You know, families of the Humboldt Broncos are like we're in touch with, right?
And they're like, everyone has fucked us over.
The media has fucked us over.
No one will talk to us.
They've all left us for dead.
Never forget the Broncos.
Well, you kind of did, actually.
And we, you know, according to who?
Them.
The families said so.
Here's some of them.
You ready for that, motherfucker?
All right, good job.
Have fun, CBC.
I told you I would destroy.
We're destroying you.
You're not going to exist.
Your funding will eventually be cut and you'll be gone.
I will outlast you.
I will have beaten you.
We will all have beaten you.
And you had how much money?
How much money?
Look, dude, this cooked your fucking goose.
All right.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Unbelievable.
It's too funny not to be thought to happen.
You know, the universe likes to find hilarious ways to end things.
Scotian gentlemen says, does S2 Underground get the Jeremy Mayo stamp of appeal?
S2, you talk about the alien thing.
So where is this?
I think I had a story somewhere.
Now I can't seem to find it.
Oh, no.
Here it is.
Where the hell did it go?
Did they delete it?
Essentially, well, before we get to that.
Oh, no, it's in the wrong tab.
My bad.
I just wanted to show you this quick Trump clip because it's amazing.
Just in case, if you thought the war was enough.
You wouldn't have to use it.
I built this great military.
I said you'll never have to use it, but sometimes you have to use it.
And Cuba's next, by the way.
But pretend I didn't say that, please.
Pretend I did.
Please, please.
Two people.
Please.
Two people clap.
Thank you.
And no one's laughing.
Strength.
You wouldn't have to use.
I built this great military.
I said you'll never have to use it.
Why?
Sometimes you have to use it.
How is he still?
And Cuba's next, by the way.
But pretend I didn't say that, please.
Pretend I did.
Please, please, please, media, please disregard that statement.
Thank you very much.
You wouldn't have.
Okay, I guess we're attacking Cuba for some reason now.
Good.
It's fine, guys.
He's fine.
Everything's fine.
It's not of his own.
It's just endless, like they'll do anything to escape.
The Epstein Empire, they're flailing.
They're dying.
They're dying in real time.
And they're being dragged out and kicking and screaming out of their little fucking caves by basically the whole world.
And here's another thing.
If you're not, it's very depressing and upsetting and it's fucking very difficult out there.
I understand that.
But I'm not, I wouldn't say this if I didn't believe it.
Like I've done the math and I think here's the other thing.
Only, listen, only one country has to get loose.
Only one of us has to get loose because they're at maximum resource handling.
They're not trying to keep down one or two countries.
They're trying to pin down everybody everywhere from Australia, Canada, Germany, France, Italy, England, Ireland, news everywhere.
They're trying to put out these, trying to keep it all under control and trying to fucking, if one of them gets loose, they're already at math.
This is the best they can do.
They're already using everything they got.
They're fucking going at full power, trying to stop everything.
So if one gets loose, well, now they can't stop them.
You know what that one's going to do?
It's going to help somebody else get loose.
And then there's two, and then there's four, and then there's 12, and then it's over.
So they need to make sure that not a single place anywhere gets free, gets loose.
Because you've burned all your chips.
Everything's deployed.
Everything's gone.
There's no reserve.
There's no backup.
There's no second course.
There's no more dessert.
The ice cream tub is empty.
How's Israel doing?
Oh, it's on fire.
It's getting annihilated.
Whew, well, it's like, oh, isn't that where you guys are going to put all the data centers, like all of the big surveillance grid you were going to build?
And why, you know, it's well, what happens when it gets just destroyed and overrun by like the army of Muhammad?
And like, like, this has happened before.
Like, what do you, why are you, why don't you understand?
Like, the crusades and the whole, like, this isn't, this is something that happens from time to time.
Have you read a book?
From time to time, uh, these big giant religious wars tend to happen.
And this is going to be another one of those times.
That's kind of the unifying factor, especially in the Middle East.
Yeah, they're kind of done.
They've been under some abuse for a few decades, and they're pretty pissed off.
And don't know how you're going to fucking walk your way out of this one.
Hey, you asked for it.
You baked your cake.
You eat it.
Jenstein just says made.
Okay, he wants made.
But we got to, I want to, the alien question could be a problem.
Oh, right.
They also blew up a holy religious site for the Christians.
It's the mausoleum of Simon Peter, Apostle of Christ.
Yeah, they blew it up.
It's a 2,000-year-old temple or tomb of Peter in the Bible, or Simon, sorry, Simon Peter, Apostle of Christ, in the village of Shama, in southern Lebanon.
They're doing a genocide in Lebanon also, if you didn't know.
If you thought it was just Palestine, it's not just Palestine.
If it was Iran, it's not just Iran.
It's Iran and Palestine and the West Bank.
They're killing people in the West Bank too.
And Lebanon.
And they're mass murdering people in Lebanon also because chosen.
You understand?
And chosen and Zio Jesus and everything.
But I think this is one of yours, isn't it?
Mausoleum of Simon Peter, Apostle of Christ.
Yeah, it's destroyed.
Yeah, they blew it up.
There must have been, must have been Hamas hiding in there, huh?
Must have been.
That's fine.
Chosen.
There you go.
Go be chosen.
Send your kids.
Send your kids, right?
And this is what I was talking about earlier.
Oh, Israel's saying, oh, we've destroyed everything we need to destroy.
Yeah, it's pretty much all done now.
And it's entering completion phase of the war.
Oh, that's fun because they're not complete with you, are they?
That's funny.
It's cute that you think that that will work, that you can just bend reality to your will.
You can just say things.
Like there's a significant amount of other people involved on another team that you don't control.
And you can't media fucking weasel word your way out of this one.
You can't fucking Sigmund Freud.
I'll actually get neglected.
We made a Spielberg movie.
Yeah, they don't care.
They're going to kill everybody.
Was this part of the plan?
Was the Iron Dome being a huge failure?
Was the Patriot missiles running out?
Was it a huge disaster?
Was this all part of the plan?
I don't think so.
Was Epstein coming out part of the plan?
No.
Was the golden age of anti-Satanism part of the plan?
I don't think so.
Considering how hard you tried to not let that happen, it seems to have happened anyway, maybe even faster as a result of your own actions.
I don't think that was supposed to happen.
So there's a lot not going their way.
And, you know, a failing security state, an entire generation of young people with nothing to lose.
I mean, holy moly, guys.
Eggs, flour, sugar, butter, milk.
What are you making?
I'm making pancakes.
You want some?
No, he's making a tuna sandwich.
That's what the media is saying.
This is making a tuna sandwich.
Okay.
Well, I have Eisen.
I can very clearly say that you're making pancakes.
So this is an odd problem.
And, you know, we had some fun tonight, but now I'm just going to freak you out.
I'm going to give you something else to worry about.
If you don't want something else to worry about, you should probably just leave now.
And I don't know if it's something to worry about, worry about, but it doesn't help anything.
Nothing is better because of this situation.
Okay.
So I hate to break it to you, but all the top people involved in UFOs are disappearing.
Yeah, so all the scientists, a general has disappeared, like 10 different high-level people with top secret security clearance or no one knows where they are.
And some of them have found their devices, which have been wiped clean and abandoned on the side of the road type situation.
Is China stealing them?
What's going on?
There's a war going on and all of your top nuclear, like astrophysicists and generals and people working.
They're all just what?
Well, that can't be nothing.
I mean, that's probably where that's like, we should read that.
I mean, that's something weird, right?
Another woman tied to U.S. scientific secrets has vanished.
So I've been watching this play out over a few weeks.
And first, the one guy disappeared, and it's like, well, I mean, he was old and retired.
Maybe he went crazy and killed himself.
You never know.
Oh, he's him too.
Well, I mean, and him and her.
And oh, this is like fucking Kennedy all over again.
All the 15 people just went crazy and disappeared.
Like, oh, let's do the mathematical odds on that, who all happened to work in the same industry on the same weird case of a New Mexico mother who vanished without a trace last year.
It's been going on for a minute, has now been connected to the mysterious deaths and disappearances of five other key scientists and defense officials throughout the United States.
Throughout the United States.
The missing of five American scientists sends chill across America.
Three are dead.
And one troubling link is now under scrutiny, D.C. Like, they weren't like car crashes.
They got murdered.
I think two of them, or it says three, at least two of them, someone just came into their house and gunned them down in cold blood, straight up.
They're sitting at their desk and then boom-boom, like, you know, Sarah Connor and Terminator 2.
Except, you know, got them, just fucking posted up behind his head and just wasted them.
And the other ones are missing.
So, okay, well, that's fucking all right.
I mean, even if you don't want to talk about UFOs, like, why are all the scientists?
That's a significant thing to have happened.
Melissa Cassius has not been seen since June 26th of last year, when her family said she uncharacteristically decided to work from home, but was last spotted miles from their house, walking alone without her phone, wallet, or keys.
Oh, well, was an administrative assistant at Los Alamos National Laboratory, where Bob Lazarne worked, a facility founded by the famed Manhattan Project during World War II.
So literally where they make secret weapons, okay?
That's the atomic bomb.
It has been tied to nuclear weapons research ever since.
Her disappearance takes a number of people from the scientific community, potentially holding highly secret-sensitive secrets.
Highly secret, secret, sensitive secrets.
Who have gone missing or died since June.
To six.
Of those six, five had ties to nuclear research or missile technology.
And four of them can now be shown to have some type of connection to each other.
She went missing four days after suspected NASA scientist Monica Reza mysteriously disappeared while hiking with friends in California.
Are the friends missing also?
Both women had worked at facilities with ties to retired Air Force General William Neil McCasland, who also vanished near a hiking trail in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Well, her husband and daughter have previously suspected that Cassius left over personal financial struggles, struggling personal and financial struggles.
Former FBI director Chris Schweker told the Daily Mail he's concerned her disappearance is part of a much larger pattern.
You know what, Chris?
Me too.
I'm also having some concerns.
This is part of a pattern.
There she is, hiking before she never is seen again.
Okay.
Classified job or high-level clearance.
They'd basically be in the know on what's going on.
It wouldn't be the first time their administration assistant has been targeted.
When I look at three missing scientists in critical technology areas, what I come up with is it has to be investigated fully.
The general McCasland guy was largely understood to be somebody who was closely tied to this alleged.
You remember a few months ago or maybe a month ago, there was the rumor going around that Trump was going to do some kind of UFO speech.
And we're like, great, we're doing aliens.
That's the meat.
The aliens.
Oh, fuck, I'm nervous.
We're up next.
We're going to do that.
That's going to be the PSYOP to escape the Epstein conversation.
I wonder if that was his idea as an off-ramp.
Missing Critical Scientists00:05:02
He's like, you know what I'm going to do instead?
I'm not going to blow up Iran.
fuck them, I'm going to do the alien thing and we'll show them how to fucking, oh, actually they all disappeared.
Shit.
Guess you have to buy my red now, don't you?
Because you can't really, like, these are critical key people in this story.
And I think McCasland as well was one of them.
There he is.
He just disappeared, guys.
This guy just walked away.
We're all these.
Nothing.
Don't worry about any of the things on his chest at all.
This guy's a loser, just a two-star general in the Air Force who just also vanished.
That's fine.
Here's another one.
That's Monica.
She's gone.
What are you making?
Fucking secret weapons?
Yeah, no, you're dead also, probably.
Astrophysicist Carl Grillmare was killed in his home in February of this year after being shot on his front porch at 6 o'clock in the morning.
Let me see.
Who's this guy?
There's Carl.
Yeah, we gunned him down.
Motive remains unclear in all.
So as you can tell, there's a lot of things happening right now.
And at the end of the day, people are just going to have to come to the realization that there's really only one way out of this, and that's through, you know, through the eye of the needle, maybe.
Yeah.
And I'm not saying it will definitely, I think it's going to happen.
I'm pretty convinced.
I don't see how it's not going to happen, but I could be wrong.
I'm just a guy.
But the wheel of history turns, you know, and there's always something happening.
But every once in a while, something crazy happens.
Something really crazy.
Something that changes the world forever.
A period of time.
It's usually not a day, but it's like a couple of years or a decade.
And afterwards, everything is different than the way it was before.
Maybe it's technology.
Maybe it's a huge war, the disillusion of an empire, a natural disaster.
Things can happen that all of a sudden they were one way and then they changed really fast and very violently into another way.
And life goes on.
I'm pretty sure we're about to go through one of those times, which is kind of an honor.
Would you rather miss it?
Would you rather, you know, be an onion farmer your whole life and your biggest, oh, we got to find a way to stop dysentery.
I wish I didn't poop myself so much.
Like that's, you know, every time period and era has its own struggle, but our struggle is against the claw, against the most evil people who have ever lived who have industrialized, you know, human sex trafficking of children, blackmail, assassinations, and genocide.
And they're blowing up water plants to mass pill.
It's not a joke.
They want to turn everybody into raisins and kill them all.
That's the most worthy opponent ever, right?
It's like everybody's like, oh, we need Superman to show up.
Don't you get it?
Everybody, everyone gets to be a piece of Superman, like the Power Rangers.
They'll form this big, giant, unstoppable thing.
That's inevitably what's going to happen.
And this is the time period that you're alive in.
This is why this is happening.
This is all going to happen.
And this is a big reason why.
The internet.
You know, DARPA invented the internet.
Advanced research projects, super spooky stuff.
United States.
Let's believe the story.
Facebook as well and social media.
But the thing with that is it was meant to observe and watch everybody, but I don't think anybody really understood the depth of the rot, of the stealing, of the corruption, of the lying, of the kids, like how much and how bad and how widespread it is, and how much of it is on video.
How much of it we can get on the internet and how fast it can proliferate and how fast people can pay attention and understand at critical moments in history when you've got all of this to look at and understand and divulge and internalize.
Like I said, it doesn't take 30 years.
The kids don't need 30 years to catch up and understand.
Everything is at their fingertips digitally for the first time in human history.
In the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, the 2000s, even.
If you wanted to know a lot of shit, you had to go to school.
You had to talk to people.
It would take you 20 years to do what a lot of these kids can do now in two to form to get an informed understanding of what's going on.
In the same way that during a period of explorers and exploration, how satellite maps were having maps at all versus a time when everybody was just winging it and drawing pictures on paper.
Look, it kind of looks like this.
Well, those guys are going to get around much faster than them.
It's the benefit of technology.
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And guess what?
They've got all of this to just soak up real quick.
But most importantly, this.
I've referenced this exact speech a couple of times.
The reporter says, we don't have America with us.
And Satan Yahoo replied, Benjamin Netanyahu.
He's not Benjamin Netanyahi, then.
That's Benjamin Netanyahu.
This is before his transformation into Benjamin Netanyahi.
He says, USA is not a unified block.
We have the Senate, the Congress, and a record-strong Jewish lobby on our side.
This is from 1980.
We have a strong influence over the general support in America.
America won't force us into anything.
No job, no girl, no home, no future, no pride, no dignity, nothing, nothing at all.
Nothing but misery and pain.
And a bunch of people who took it from you are calling you a piece of shit and laughing in your face the whole time.
Like you fucking deserved it.
And what are you?
16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
All the time in the world, all the piss and vinegar, all the energy you're ever going to have.
How many cops you have, Gary?
Because there's only two answers.
The answers are enough and not enough.
Which one do you have?
One with the jungle, Gary.
Welcome to the jungle.
We got fun and games.
We got everything you want.
Genstein says alien criminals love children.
Well, I...
Something's going on with these things.
I think they're running some kind of experiment.
We're going to find out.
Hey, I've done the math.
You know, you can disagree if you want, but I've got charts.