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Aug. 8, 2025 - Raging Dissident
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555 - ELEVATOR TO HELL.. IN THE WOODS!

Phil and I have been re-committed to super-terrorist activity. Going in the woods is now a heinous offense in Nova Scotia history demanding $25,000 fines and 6 months in prison! Since combined we owe 14 million dollars in fines, we can only re-emerge from the forest for these streams before quickly vanishing back into the darkness where indians and obese lesbian state worshippers dare not travel...   STREAM LINKS: Entropy (https://www.entropystream.live/ragingdissident)Rumble (https://rumble.com/c/JeremyMacKenzie) Odysee (https://odysee.com/@JeremyMacKenzie:9/rc515:0) TwitterX (https://x.com/JeremyMacKenzi)Kick (https://kick.com/ragingdissident) ᚦᛖᚱᛖ•ᛁᛊ•ᚨ•ᛒᛖᛏᛏᛖᚱ•ᚹᚨᛁ  • WEBSITE (https://ragingdissident.com/)• SUPPORT (https://ko-fi.com/diagolon)• ROAD RAGE TERROR TOUR 24' MOVIE (https://thegrift.shop/roadrageterrortour/)

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Gotta get some love on that camera.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing over there, buddy.
It's not working.
It's not good for you.
I don't know.
You do know about atrocities.
Look what happened.
Everyone's all messed up.
Get here.
What are you doing?
I know you like what's on my mind.
I know I need you off this side.
It's always something.
Hello, welcome back.
I'm going to sit here and fumble with my own settings that seem to have a mind and their own and do whatever they want.
Healthkeeping, dopey.
I'm sorry if we're not to have to live with it.
I guess.
Are we?
There's no rhyme or reason to it.
So I'm gonna have to...
Hang on.
Close to the balcony!
I am It will end me.
I don't know.
There's nothing I can do about it.
Shut it off, Phil.
Shut it off.
Shut it all off.
I don't know what I'm doing.
What a pain in the ass.
I don't know, guys.
And I'm not going to apologize to CRJ.
I know he's going to be more upset about this than anyone, but I don't.
I know he's going to be more upset about this.
Is there a mental health support group for people that have lighting problems?
Like, is that a thing?
Is that something that exists?
Because mine has a mind of its own.
I literally will sit here and I'll set up and I'll tell you.
It's like, yeah, good.
Looks good.
I'll walk away.
Sometimes not even walk away.
I will look away and look back and, oh, it's different again.
Oh, oh, it's different again.
See, why is this?
Why is this one all frighteous?
I didn't touch anything.
Why is it different?
Why?
Why must you...
This is not how I like to start my day, you know?
Now we got to go down here and bring this down a little more.
Is that fine?
Jesus, I don't want to hear about it.
All right, good enough.
Whatever.
Hi, you guys.
Welcome back.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, it's distracting.
It's distracting me.
And I can't do what I'm supposed to do if I'm distracted.
So I have to constantly meddle and adjust and change things because that's where we live right now.
I'm in Nova Scotia, Canada.
The most, the smart, this place.
You got to have a 200 IQ to live here, first of all.
You have to be a genius.
We are consistently, always setting records.
The world is in awe at the things that we do.
Quite a few wonderful decisions were made during your whole medicine time, but now we're not allowed in the woods.
Now the woods are banned.
Uh.
I. I. I. I. I should be in disbelief.
I'm not.
Unfortunately, I thought it would take 20, 25 years to get to this point.
I predicted it 2019, 18.
It wasn't a prediction.
It was just a feeling, a sense that someday this is where this is going to go on the trends and the energy and the rhetoric and just the way everything was going.
That you would need government permission to go outside.
I did a whole YouTube video on it once upon a time.
And I remember releasing that thinking it was kind of schizo.
I was like, I don't know about this, but here we are.
Here we are, five, six years later.
And that is the case.
And not for a weekend until October 15th, the 15th of October is when you're allowed.
Well, we'll see.
We'll see what Emperor Tim Tiberius the haircut decides because he may have to extend it till January or maybe forever.
We may never be allowed to go in the woods again because it's not safe.
And it carries a $25,000 fine and six months in prison if you go in the woods.
Because that's how fires happen.
People in the wood.
Well, arsonists are doing that.
Newfoundland is currently on fire.
One of the guys caught people three different occasions last year trying to start fires.
This year, they must have been more successful.
There's fire.
Oh, wildfires.
They're not wild.
They're arsonists.
They're doing this.
They're terrorists and they should be executed for that.
They should be apprehended and shot on site.
You're a terrorist.
You're a terrorist committing terrorist acts.
The destruction to wildlife, property, life, limb.
It's just don't go in the woods.
Well, I'm going in the woods.
I live in the woods now, and I've only come back just to do this.
And as soon as this is over, I will be going back to the woods because that's my home.
That's where I belong, apparently.
Yes, so you have noticed I am running entropy again.
To my chagrin, I was in touch a little bit with them, and they're trying to fix some things.
But mostly because of how much complaining there was from you guys.
Apparently, it's a real way of life over here.
Like it's very important to a lot of people in the community, apparently.
So I just, all right.
All right.
We'll just leave it there.
I didn't know you guys were that fragile that you needed this in your life.
But so it's back for now.
I'm not really going to, yeah.
Most people doesn't work.
It never does.
That's why I don't use it.
But for the four people that need it, you, you know, do what you're going to do.
Enjoy yourselves.
Mr. Bullock, Patton, and Intrusive Thoughts, thank you very much for the subscriptions.
And Bullock says, after the Pepsi arrests, Pepsi arrests, did a cursory search during FLQ times.
7,500 troops, 3,000 police raids, and almost 500 arrested.
Is this repeatable?
Respect for hosting a Vanguard podcast.
Thanks, man.
No, we don't even have 7,500 troops at all.
Like, period, like total.
We don't have them.
That would be more than the entire military combat troops that we have.
Not only is it not, it's not repeatable, like we don't have the mechanism.
We don't have the ability to even do that.
Never mind the political will and the temperature among the population.
Try it.
Try it and see what happens.
I think people have run out of patience and gotten pretty near the end of the rope since then.
It's not getting any better anytime soon.
But there's lots of crazy shit going on.
Of course, as obvious, Lee noted, oh my God, can you believe it?
Ghillaine Maxwell says that Trump didn't do any jiggling.
Oh, really?
Nobody wanted to talk to her, had nothing to do with her.
The key witness, the whole guy, he just died mysteriously under Trump's watch.
Nobody cares about Epstein.
No one's ever getting boring and lame and dumb.
And now the biggest scandal in his history of his career, it's going to take him to everybody.
People are booing him at wrestling events.
The WWE is like his base.
That is it.
And they were booing him ruthlessly.
He's so they're desperate to find a way out of this and just try to pour cold water on it.
So they're doing the Maxwell drawer.
She's going to get a, you know, she'll get some favors or something out of it.
She's lied under oath a million times already.
She's a piece of shit.
She's a fucking child trafficker.
Dracula, pimp for Dracula.
And we're, oh, well, she said, oh, did she?
Okay.
Well, she's reliable.
Ridiculous.
Preposterous.
Don't care.
If that doesn't work, they're also trying to bring charges.
Well, they're subpoenaed Both the Clintons, Hillary and Bill, Comey, a whole bunch of former Obama staff are being subpoenaed, and they're going to be getting depositions in September and October, I believe, or maybe October, something like that.
That'll be a whole other sideshow to distract.
And if that doesn't work, there's always the aliens.
We always have the alien card to play.
The giant Umumu rock, or whatever it's called.
Or what was that the last one?
I don't know what this one's called.
Who cares?
Atlas 3-1.
I don't know.
There's also the other rock, the Apophis meet comet or something, appears to be on a collision course with Earth.
They say, oh, no, it's just going to come real close, like through the atmosphere close.
Not 200 kilometers, 200,000 kilometers away, like the big one that's in the solar system or coming into the solar system now.
This comet is supposed to be like between the Earth and the moon, or like through the atmosphere.
It's going to be that close.
And it just, you know, makes you want.
If it was going to hit the Earth, would they tell you?
Do you really think they would tell anybody?
Is this why they're building the bunkers?
Nah, I don't know.
Everybody's been voting and wanting for the giant meteor.
So if it shows up, don't get mad about it.
Don't get upset.
It's what you want.
It's what we all wanted.
Let's just end the simulation.
Please hit India.
Well, I think India will be.
If the meteor hit India, the thick layer of trash would probably deaden the blow a little bit, like a layer of blubber on a whale or a fat guy.
I don't know.
It might even just bounce off.
It might just slow right down, like, you know, firing a rifle round into a pool of water.
It might just fizzle out before it even really hits the ground.
It may just get stuck in Trash Mountain.
You know, it's sticky in there.
You know, it's going to be sticky in Trash Mountain.
The Trash Mahal.
Maybe the Trash Mahal has its own gravitational pull and it's pulling the meteor to it.
I don't know.
It's a pretty big mountain of trash.
It's a pretty big mountain of trash.
So the woods are banned.
Indians are taking over the country.
What else is new?
We've got a Khalistani terrorist embassy that even an internet is making international news.
The international community is looking at Canada like, what the fuck?
Wow, what happened in that place?
A lot of bad stuff, guys.
So if you're, you know, in the international community and you have any clout or poll, or if you're in the CIA, or if you're, we need money and we need logistical support.
We need financing.
You know, but I mean, minimal weapons and manpower, that won't be a problem.
We can provide that.
But really, just a little, little bit of a boost, and we can sort this out.
Or you can have a giant continent of monkey statues.
There's a new one in Mississauga that's even bigger than the other one.
So now there's two giant monkey men, at least.
Maybe there's three.
I'm waiting until they turn the CN Tower into giant Lord Monkey Poop statue.
You know, they can take turns shitting off of it into the mouths of people waiting below because it's holy.
It's holy poop.
You know, they'll march the cows around up there.
They'll pee on it.
It'll be amazing.
It'll be so culturally diverse and rich.
You know, just culture.
Just a lot of culture.
A lot of rich pungent culture.
It's very good.
You might want to go for a walk in the woods to escape it, but you can't.
That's illegal now.
You're not allowed to do that.
Nova Scotia.
If you think I'm kidding, I'm not.
It's very real.
And people have looked it up.
It is the most draconian and insane restriction on the forest since the King of England in 12 or 1400 AD, where you would be like flayed alive for going into the king's woods.
So King Houston has determined that these are his woods and no one will go.
Morgan had a great line the other night.
We were talking.
She said, I'm so sick of him talking to everyone like we're like it's like, all right, kids, all right, now no more going in the woods.
Like that's your job.
Like you have any authority.
Like, oh, the premier.
Oh, yeah, you're not, you're not God.
You're supposed to be managing very basic government functions, not determining people going to the woods or not.
I don't know what I just hit.
Oh, this is the regular.
This is the government.
This is the government.
No more border in the dog damn woods.
Cool, thanks.
That's very progressive and amazing.
This place is so cooked.
When's the last time we invented anything, built anything, created anything?
Nothing.
Tear things down, cancel things, ban things, pass laws.
These people are inept, incompetent buffoons.
They can't do anything.
They're not leaders.
They're just fucking, you know, wretched little children.
Good news is wretched little children are real easy to smack around.
They can't fight back very well.
You ever fight a kid?
It's easy.
It's really easy to beat up a child.
Piece of cake.
That's why they say, it's like taking candy from a baby.
Well, children are a little harder to fight than babies, but not much.
Not much harder.
Not much harder.
It's about on par with Indians.
It's about the same.
Fighting a 10-year-old is about the same as fighting an Indian man.
So it's not, it's really nothing to worry about.
So we should be able to do this.
We already invented everything.
Well, not everything.
The Chinese are doing real great, but they're not distracted by the constant multicultural diversity Olympics and identity politics.
Like they don't have any of these problems because there's just Chinese in China.
So they're free to work on things and invent things and check things.
Oh, they're building a moon base.
What are we doing?
We're putting tampons in the men's room.
And we're banning people from going in the woods.
Like you can fucking, like you can do that.
Who's enforcing that?
And the whole thing relies on a tip line, a snitch line.
It's a 1-800 number, which you can only call from a one, from a 902 number.
That's the area code in Nova Scotia.
So if you're trying to abuse or stress out or harass the call center, they're heroes is what they are.
They're doing a great.
They're heroic.
They're trying to do that.
It's not going to work unless you got a 902 number on the internet from one of those like call spoofing apps that can make your number show up.
But unless if you don't do that, it won't work.
But you could maybe do that.
I hope no one does that because that would just be.
Don't distract the heroes from doing their heroic work.
Okay.
Swiss Dangle says, evening.
Oh, God.
What do you want?
Hope you're well.
I doubt that.
I bet that was an insincere hope.
He says, was chatting with CRJ before he came on in the chat.
He can actually be quite pleasant.
I didn't know that.
It depends.
It depends on how much if he has access to wine and if he feels superior to everyone in the room or not.
There must not have been a lot of people around.
There must have been minimal triggers for him.
That could be.
Oh, there he is.
So I can tell what to complain about more in this free disappointment of a podcast.
The lighting or the streaming platforms.
Well.
Why do I put up with this crap?
You know, why do I, why do I do this?
Why do I do this?
Oh, yes.
It is.
It's entropy is.
I don't know.
I'm not going to pay a ton of attention.
If it goes down, it goes down.
I don't care.
But some people seem to really would prefer to use that platform so they do.
I'm also, it's much earlier than usual.
I would like to make this more of a regular thing.
I don't want to be up till all crazy hours of the night.
It's better time.
You know, it's not as late.
People always complain, but it's time, time for my bedtime.
Can't stay up that late.
Well, most people watch on the replay anyway.
Or listen to it.
Or they just, you know, they're researchers.
That's the dude.
That's what, that's what you call, that's what stalkers are called now.
I'm a researcher.
If anybody, if any of you guys are, I mean, I hope not.
I hope none of my, you know, people are stalkers.
I mean, researchers, but that's the term you should use.
Your Honor, I'm researching.
I'm researching.
I'm watching everything that they do and my whole life revolves around everything they do.
And I follow them online digitally and I try to interfere and cause problems as much as possible while running a whole blog or whatever, a GeoCities account about their life because I'm researching.
Not a loser.
I'm a very successful researcher.
Can I have some money, please?
Is this a thing?
Do we have a, do we have any like, I don't imagine we do.
I've never met one.
Do we have any really ditzy, like dumb, dumb, dumb women in the community?
Maybe they can shed some light on this.
Is there a particular reason that instead of getting like a lapel mic, like a grown-up or a mic, you know, they just hold this tiny little shitty $10 Amazon, like this is my microphone.
Like, it's like that Will Farrell sketch from Saturday Night Live.
He pulls out the cell phone, it's this big.
Hello, like that's it's com it's ridiculous.
It's meant to go on your shirt.
It's anyway.
The state of things are generally sincerely disappointing.
Uh, Swiss Daniel says, You thought I was gonna say something to piss you off?
I gave that up.
No more.
Yeah.
You just saw me hitting the heavy bag, wasn't it?
And you're like, Yeah, I'm just gonna leave that alone for a little while.
We had a good trip out there.
I'm gonna be in New Brunswick in a little while, and then Ontario a little while after that.
And then hopefully taking a break for a little bit because I'm tired.
It's been a wild, it's been a crazy summer.
We've been all over the place, all over the country, actually.
Does Helium 3 have Jewish ash properties?
I don't know.
I'm not sure what that means.
Ash properties.
I know Helium 3 is very valuable.
There's a lot of it on the moon and like a bajillion jillion, a made-up number amount of Helium 3.
You could say a Holocaust amount of Helium 3 is on the moon.
And the Chinese are really interested in getting it.
And they would basically power.
There's enough on the moon, apparently, to power all of humanity for like a thousand years.
So it's worth making an attempt.
Like, can we try?
Let's just, can we try and get it off of there?
Because that would be helpful.
We could probably make some stuff happen with that.
You know, basically, unlimited energy would be cool.
And what are they going to charge for it?
200 million Chinese dollar.
I don't know what the yen is worth.
Is that a lot?
Is it not a lot?
I don't know.
All right.
I forgot where I was.
I don't remember what I was going to do, how we were going to do this.
I'm just going to sit back.
Oh, come on.
Back.
Is that better?
Just come and what was that?
No one remembers these shows.
I'm old now, man.
I'm almost 40.
I'm just like, oh, that's funny.
And I'm like, wait, no one under my age would even remember this.
But I don't care.
They're not watching anyway.
They're all busy masturbating with robots, I think.
So just come here and hang out.
Just it's not a big deal.
Me and Phil, we understand how bad it is.
Taking a break.
I mean, a lot of it's our fault.
We know exactly what's going on.
I mean, we did this together, you know?
Where do you want to sit, buddy?
I can't tell.
You just get in the streams and just create an offensive username and FedPost.
There's nothing I can do about it.
There's nothing anyone can do about it, really.
And it's hard.
It just makes you feel better.
So let's just fucking feel good.
Let's put on ski masks.
And they're always magic.
And let's get in a phone book and let's find out where certain people live.
And let's go say hi.
Everybody knows their names.
Companionship is what we're here for.
Nobody wants to go to jail alone.
I've done it.
It's not great.
Better to have friends in jail.
I'm not going to be taken alive.
I'm just kidding.
Besides, I've got work to do in the woods.
Married with children.
Yeah, that was a good one, too.
The takeaway from Married with Children is that Al Bundy was a women's shoe salesman who sold women's shoes in the mall.
And he had a pretty big house and three or four kids.
He supported all these people.
Wife didn't work, just spent his money.
And, you know, I think they had a couple of vehicles.
And like this was a norm.
This was normal then.
That job doesn't even exist anymore.
And even if it did, it would be at Foot Locker for less than minimum wage.
Does that even exist?
This is a problem going forward with the stream because it relies on a lot of kind of real life connections and metaphors.
And I grew up in a totally different world that no longer exists.
And I don't, how do people buy shoes now?
Just online?
Do you just scan your foot?
Do you just get OnlyFan foot fetish weirdos to, you know, and they just send you things?
We don't have malls anymore.
Who would go there?
You're just going to get abducted and probably drugged in a bathroom and hauled off to some kind of sex cartel anyway.
End up at BC with the royal family, tortured and raped in a dungeon, and then they send you off to the Piggy's Palace to be fucking disposed of by police and serial killers.
It's Canada.
This is a very dark country.
We probably have one of the worst countries in the world, I think.
It's funny because I hear a lot of people I said, oh, Canada is a great country.
It's one of the best.
Is it?
I don't think you know the things that I know.
Saying that is the guy who is dating a girl that maybe you're aware of.
And he's just, oh, she's absolutely, she's the best.
You're like, I know some things that maybe you don't know that may change your perception of her if you knew them.
We just, a lot of people don't pay a lot of attention to this place because it's, you know, the only reason they do it all is because we're next to the United States, if they even do that.
If we were, I mean, there's only 25 million Canadians and 15 to 20 million.
What's the word?
Squatters?
You could cram us into a small country in Europe that most people aren't even aware of.
You know, we'd be like Denmark.
We'd be like, you know, something like that.
You barely ever hear about it.
But because we're next to the United States, makes, you know, and that's why we're a big target for the Chinese and the cartel.
That's your springboard into where the money is, right?
That's the big bank account.
Anybody, you want money?
Where's the money?
Where's the money at in the world?
It's in the United States.
That's where you want to go.
That's where you want to get it for now until it's being siphoned out.
And in the future, it'll be in China.
But right now, it's still the United States.
We'll see how that war goes.
It's not going well for us right now.
Sierra Day says Canada is so awful.
You can't even buy a direct flight across three provinces for less than the price of a used Hana Civic.
That's correct, actually.
That's correct.
Did you know there are some airports that just don't have flights to them anymore?
I was looking at flights the other day, and it was like, I thought it was to this airport, but it wasn't.
It was to another airport a little while away.
And then you get out and then I've discovered this because as you're filling out a seat selection, all the normal stuff.
And then it's like, wait, why are there more seat selections?
And what it's a bus.
I'm getting on a bus.
Why is an airline selling me bus tickets?
I don't want to use a bus.
I want to use a plane.
It's much faster.
That's why I chose it.
If I wanted to drive a bus, get on a bus.
I'd get on a bus.
I'm not getting on a bus.
You know who goes on buses?
Half-insane Chinese guys that hack your head off if you've got headphones in.
You're not paying attention.
Like that guy out west who's out now, just walking around freely because he's really sorry.
He didn't know what he was doing.
He was just confused at the time that he beheaded someone on a bus for no reason at all.
And then there's all the raping and the stabbing.
A bus is just not it.
It's not where you want to go.
So be careful.
You're looking to buy tickets that will happen.
Oh, I'll just fly into here.
Well, no, then you got to get on a bus and then you got to go.
You're going to put everything in a backpack in a garbage bag and you got to tie it around a stick and we'll throw it over your shoulder.
Then you need to wait around the alley in this corner here in the alley.
Wait till a train comes by and there's going to be a guy there.
His name's going to be Bobby.
Tell Bobby you're heading to St. Louis and he'll get you.
You'll find you an empty rail car and you can sleep in there on some hay bales until you arrive at the train station.
That'll be $7,000.
Thanks, Canada.
Great.
Excellent.
State of the art, top flight, first world country.
It's one of the best, really.
You're a slave.
You're a slave here.
You work for nothing.
You can't really make any money.
And everything you do make just gets vacuumed back up the chain and into the pockets of, um, not even Canadian people.
It's like we're, we're the, We're the plantation animals.
We're doing all the work.
All of our work is being vacuumed up in taxes, and then those taxes are being given to foreigners.
If I could get a million dollars in subsidies to start a business, I'd probably be doing pretty well too.
Here, just have a million bucks.
Have 200 grand.
Here, we'll pay for 75% of your payroll.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, well, I could afford to hire two employees, but now I can afford to hire seven.
That's a huge advantage, isn't it?
Oh, I'm not paying for it.
No, the Canadian people are paying for it.
I'm getting the money to do that because for no reason.
And then I'm going to go on the internet and talk about how lazy they are.
Buddy, that's why your Canadian people are just so lazy.
You don't underwork.
You don't underdo it.
That's why we are CEOs.
Yeah, so that's why.
There's just one problem here, Patel.
When we run out of money, which will be soon, like we're pretty near there, guys.
There's businesses closing everywhere.
There's shops going under.
There's like I see it.
I know people that work in retail jobs and delivery jobs and stuff like this.
And their business is not good.
They're worried.
And they should be because it's, and they should be because it's not a good thing.
And they should be because it's not a good thing.
And they should be because it's not a good thing.
I'm not trying to stress you out if you're in one of these positions, if you are somebody like that, but like it's not going to do you any good to lie and hide and pretend it's not happening because it is happening.
And you should look really start to look for another option because it's not going to get better anytime soon.
Not for probably 20 or 30 years.
A lot of these businesses are going to be gone.
And they're hanging out longer than I thought they would, but they're checking out one at a time.
I think I talked to this recently.
I was down home.
And the whole downtown area of New Glasgow is just like gone.
It's just gone.
It's just gutted.
There's just nothing there.
There's no one there.
There's nothing there.
It's all gone.
And that's themes being repeated all around the country.
And in the cities, wherever there is anything, it's not owned by us because you can't compete.
You can't compete with the taxes, the cost of living, the constant, the fees, the fines, the licensing.
They get subsidies.
Handouts.
Here, have that.
There, you're a poor, starving asylum seeker.
Asylum from what?
No one really knows.
The stench probably from the trash mountain.
There is getting asylum from that.
So they deserve all your money.
Okay.
Anyway.
Let's see.
Is this locked up?
I sometimes get paranoid the internet isn't working because you don't know this works.
So I don't know.
If people are on entropy and chat, I can't see a damn thing.
Nothing on there is moving at all.
It doesn't work.
Couldn't tell you.
There was something else I wanted to mention about that, but I can't remember what it is now.
Something about something about something.
Residential school hunger games with the royals.
That is a fun photo.
I don't have it on hand, but I know what he's referring to.
There was a story that went around.
It was in the new, I'm recalling it.
I think I talked about it on the stream years ago, like 40 years ago, maybe three years ago.
I think it was in BC.
And there was a guy who claimed that when he was a child, the Queen of England arrived at his school and hung out with the kids for a little while.
And then some of them went with the royal family and just never came back, according to him.
And he was like, I'm missing a lot of the details.
I'm just trying to hit the points here.
And he was supposed to go to some kind of hearing or something.
He had like a, it was, this was in the news.
It was reported somewhere like, oh, this guy says this happened.
But I think he died.
Seriously.
So, yeah.
I don't think he was the only one.
I think there was other people saying, yeah, I also went to that school.
It was a residential school.
And yeah, the queen came and was like, oh my God, the Queen of England.
And then some kids left and they just never came back.
And that was the end of that.
So I don't know.
What's going on there?
I don't know.
Let's ask Prince Andrew.
He's all over the Epstein file, isn't he?
Let's ask anybody.
There's also a photo of the Queen of England at a cabin somewhere in Western Canada.
It's like a log cabin in, you know, up in the hills, the mountains somewhere.
It looks like a nice ski.
It depicts the photo, is in what looks like the late summer, early fall, maybe September, October.
And they're out on the front porch.
And that exact same location, coincidentally.
Also, Jeffrey Epstein and friends have been photographed there, Ghelane Maxwell and stuff.
And you can tell because it's, I mean, it's identical.
There's even the spots in the wood are exactly the same.
It's the exact same place.
And it just so happens.
There's an awful lot of it just so happens, isn't there?
Isn't there an awful lot of gee, that's just a that's just a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence.
This guy's everywhere.
They recently released photos of the inside of his house, Jeffrey Epstein's mansion, and he's just got photographs everywhere as a who's who of, oh, there's a president, there's a president, that's uh uh bin Muhammad bin Salman, whatever, like the that's the Saudi Arabian guy, like everybody who's everybody.
You know, he knows everybody.
It's crazy because he was a teacher and then a billion, then a billionaire.
Everybody knows, everybody knows that one of the best paths to becoming a billionaire is through teaching.
Teaching is where the money is.
Everyone knows that, especially teachers.
So he was a teacher and then he was a billionaire because he gave Les Wechner Wexner some tax advice one time, apparently.
I don't know why Les Wexner is asking some random high school or private school math teacher who couldn't even do math.
The guy was an imbecile.
How to, I mean, probably, he probably did math better than I can.
I'm not, did I say I was not an imbecile?
But yeah, that's how he got rich, apparently.
And that's the story.
And he just knows everybody.
And he just happens to have mansions and, you know, a flotilla of ships and islands and all over the world and all these apartments.
And everything's all mic'd up and wired up.
And like, where did he even get the?
How does he even know how to do this stuff?
Well, Masad's doing it for him.
He's not doing it by himself.
Come on.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's just a coincidence, all that.
And he just happens to know all these people.
And they just happen to know him.
And no one ever really knew.
No one seemed to really care about all the child trafficking.
Trump had nothing to do with it.
They were best friends for 15 years, but he didn't know anything about it.
He hung out with them all the time.
He didn't see anything, though.
They were really, really close, but he didn't know a thing.
Jeff is a lot of fun.
He's a great guy.
He's a wonderful guy.
He likes beautiful ladies just like I do.
And he likes them to be quite young, actually.
He likes them quite young, they say.
That's in a magazine.
That's like almost a direct quote.
Uh-huh.
Like, I don't like a lot of this is.
And then he admitted this woman who also killed herself when she's finally winning the battle of her life against Epstein and friends, Virginia G-I-U-F-F-R-E, something like that.
I don't remember exactly how to spell.
I don't know how to pronounce her name, but she's dead.
I understand.
She committed suicide.
Maybe she did.
Maybe she didn't.
This so happens.
Another just so happens.
She was like a 13-year-old at the time.
And Trump said, Oh, well, Jeffrey stole people.
He stole employees from me.
He stole workers.
And I didn't like that.
I didn't like it then.
I don't like it now.
It's not a great thing.
Like, wait, what?
Why do you?
Yeah, see, it's Trump.
He stole it from Trump.
No, shut up.
Why is a 13-year-old working as a massage, a masseuse?
14-year-olds.
Surely, with all your money, and you've been very famous for a long time still.
This is the 90s.
You can get a regular masseuse.
Like, you could get a hot 23-year-old masseuse.
21?
I mean, I don't know how long does that course take?
It can't be that long, like a year, six months.
I don't think, I mean, it's massages.
It's not fucking robotics, AI programming.
It's, you know, it's a major in, you know, muscular and skeletal relaxation and a minor in inadvertently or advertently arousing people who then have to try to fight that the whole time.
And it just becomes this whole weird experience.
I get like, I don't know what it is, like 20 free massages a year or something.
I've never used them, not once.
Just because, like, through the, that's, that's what my military service was worth.
That's one of the great benefits I get is that I don't care.
She's like, I would use that all the time.
I'm like, I've never used it once.
I don't care.
I don't need her hands would break on my body anyway.
Oh, you got a lot of knots in your back.
Those are nuts.
Those are defensive barriers.
Try to get, listen, if your muscles are all rolled out and loose and nice and comfortable and a Muslim guy tries to stab you in the back, it's going right in there.
It's going right in there like a like a birthday cake.
If you're all knotted up because you swallow all your hatred and feelings and tension and you don't really stretch after you exercise, you just, ah, you know, you become all like rippled with like undulating grass.
Like there's rocks in your back.
So he could the knife breaks.
And then he goes, Takbir!
And then you turn around, and he goes, Allah Akbar!
And you go, yeah, you're going to need that guy today.
And you try to hit him, but you miss.
He ducks under it, but he tries to run away.
But he, anyway, he trips, his head lands on another knot on your body, and it, his head just.
You ever take an orange and throw it at the ground really hard?
And you see how it kind of like it's cane?
That's what's going to happen to his head.
His skull, you don't understand the kind of Nazis are.
You know, I say massages are weakening men, is what that's doing.
They exist to put women in a good mood.
And that's it.
Otherwise, it's just foreplay for men or it's been normalized by homosexuals who say, no, no, I'm just there to it's very relaxing.
I don't even think I have a 25-year-old woman just I don't even think I'm just totally bored.
I'm not even coarse.
And you're like, well, why don't you get a male masseuse?
Are you insane?
What?
That's even worse.
Now I'm like, okay, this is like gay porn, I think.
I don't, I'm not even entertaining the thought of that.
Some guy with a mustache, like, all right, let's get some of this fucking tension out of your body.
You know what?
I'm getting a lot more tension.
I don't think I need it.
I think I'll just store that one in my fucking hamstring.
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
I'm not going to think about that ever again.
That's in my hamstring forever.
Until I tear my fucking MCL or something.
Like, oh, that's, I probably shouldn't have suppressed that for so long.
Whatever.
It's not as easy to stay alive as it looks.
I'm coming up.
I'm almost halfway to 80.
I fucking know what I'm doing.
Don't tell me what to do.
I didn't make it this long because I'm an idiot.
If you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough.
You got to be lucky.
You can be smart or lucky.
Or what is it?
It's better to be lucky than smart.
I think that's the phrase.
I agree with that.
That's probably true.
Cami says, I'm rot full of gristle.
You're all gristled up.
I never fell for it.
It seems entirely gay.
It does.
There is a gayness to it.
All right.
Nine, we're doing it.
It's not too bad.
We're not too late.
I rambled a little bit.
I wasted a lot of time.
I don't remember any of it.
I don't think any of it was very good or reasonable or memorable.
No one's going to get anything out of it.
I feel like I'm basically elevator music on the way to hell.
Do you understand?
I can't do anything about this.
I can't do anything about this.
My favorite, the things I find funniest are when they're kind of true, you know?
Thank you.
They have to be 100% true, but they can't be 0% true either.
It has to be somewhere between somewhere between 10 and 10 and 65%.
If it's more than 65% true, it's just too depressing.
You can't really, no, maybe 80%.
You can push it up there.
Depends on the stomach of who you're talking to.
But I don't think people should have those ideas that you can just that like you can change the whole world.
That's arrogant, I think, and immature because there are so many other factors and forces at play that are so far beyond it.
Like what's going to happen is going to happen for the most part.
Unless somebody ends up becoming like Elon Musk, billionaire rich, or the president of the United States.
You end up in a position where, oh my God, as a regular person, right?
Oh my lord, you have an insane amount of power all of a sudden somehow.
Somehow you got through the net and the claw didn't see.
You know, no one noticed, and you're free to just wield this shitload of ammunition around.
It's not, you know, there's not a lot.
Even what can Elon Musk do?
Can he like fix the world?
No.
But he, you know, he did buy Twitter, and that was interesting.
You know, that you can, you can influence things.
You can give it a push.
You can give it a pull.
You can give it a nudge, maybe.
And sometimes even individuals can pull off some pretty wild stuff.
But to just think you can turn the wheels of history on your own and change it.
I mean, it's just crazy.
There's also so many other people trying to do the same thing and pull it in different directions.
And you're just, you can't expect that, I guess, is what I'm saying.
That doesn't mean don't try.
I just don't expect it.
I just don't expect it.
I think people really expect things and set their hearts and minds on it.
And then when it doesn't happen, it can destroy them.
Thank you.
It's important to set goals and to know where you want to go, like the moon, you know, or something.
But focusing on that endpoint all the time is probably counterproductive because you're never going to get there because you're not even, you're not dealing with what's right in front of you.
Like there's so much between there and here that to even be worried about that is so like we're not even close to that even being real.
So worrying about it and stressing, that's not really an issue.
Shouldn't be.
What you should do is just, you know, I'm going to say what you should do.
What do you want?
I'm not going to say what you should you should do.
I don't know.
Not like I know what I'm doing.
If I had it all figured out, I'd be.
I would be mad.
I would be puppeteering the Chinese Empire if I was that smart.
Why them?
Well, they're up and comers.
You know, they're a young team.
This is their first crack at global hegemony.
You know, rookie, rookie franchise.
I like it.
It's a clean slate, kind of.
They don't have any Vietnam or Iraq baggage.
Some old, you know, yeah, there's some massacres.
Maybe it was their own people.
I mean, dollar for dollar, if you're going to mass slaughter somebody, is it worse to kill your own people or other people?
I mean, the rest of the world is like probably appreciates you don't kill all of them, but your own people.
I mean, that's pretty bad.
They're pretty ruthless.
The Chinese are very, they'll do anything to win.
Anything.
Anyway.
Bye.
Thank you.
What I like to do is just focus on what's in front of you.
Like, know where you're going.
Okay, that way.
And then go.
And then you get there, you don't get there.
It's not about the destination, man.
You do what you can't.
Do what's in front of you.
What's the next good thing, the next right thing to do?
Not like eat a sandwich, you know, but like over the next six months, over the next three to six months, year, maybe.
Like what, what's something you can do to work towards that?
And then when you get there, then you think of the next thing to do and the next thing, and you just, you can't plan 30, 40, 50 moves ahead anyway, because after two, the variables are so insane.
If I do A, I can be pretty sure that A will lead to, you know, X, Y, Z outcomes.
So I do A and then I pick one of X, Y, or Z. Okay, well, now I'm two steps into the future.
Now there's double the amount of variables.
And then you choose not, and now it's quadruple.
Now it's like it's impossible to know anymore.
Like you can't move that.
There's no way to know.
There's too many things that can affect things between here and several moves ahead that to spend any time worrying about it is pointless.
And they're just people.
You know, the bad guys are just people.
They can't, you know, they can.
They have.
They play on things 10, 20 years in advance.
That doesn't mean it's going to work.
9-11 was supposed to happen in 1995, I believe, or 97.
They actually lost the contract for the port authority, the security contract in New York, and then regained it, I think, in 2000 or 99, something like that.
And then it was back on.
Unfortunately, in time for like cell phone cameras and portable cameras, a lot of that stuff didn't exist back then, 95, 96, 97.
Neither was the internet really a big thing.
That one thing could be when you back it all up, because from that one event, that was noticeable.
People noticed that when they're retracing the steps of how did this happen and who did it and why and so on.
Had that conflict not occurred and had that Israeli security company not been punted off of the contract for the New Jersey-New York Port Authority, whatever it was called, way less people notice, way less people are suspicious, and maybe just goes into the dustbin of history and that they get away with it, you know.
How many of them planned on Facebook, you know, social media?
That was, this is not what it was supposed to be.
It was supposed to be a kind of data collection and intelligence gathering service, which has been amazing for that, but there's been unintended side effects.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't beat the universe.
You can't beat God.
You can't beat nature.
It's on top of you.
You're inferior, right?
You're playing, it's like a four-year-old playing chess against Bobby Fisher.
You could be the best four-year-old.
You're still, it's not even close.
Whatever you think you're going to do, it's.
Life finds a way.
We are very adaptable.
We always find a way to survive.
Just do what's in front of you.
Do the next right thing.
And then maybe lead into, if this works, then I'll do this.
That's it.
So I try not to dwell too much on where it's going to go because I can't really affect it.
There is a power in accepting your cards you've been dealt because then you stop stressing about it.
If you're fixated on how fucked it is and this and that, it's like I can't un-give away all of our money.
I can't un-vaccinate everybody.
I can't unin, you know, alt-control-delete.
There never was 10 million Indians here.
Like, I can't do anything about these things that have already happened and are going to continue.
So I just have to live with it and deal with it and just accept it.
that's the, these are the cards we got.
And just as sure as it came in this direction, this shitty downward, you know, it could just as easily go in the other direction.
There's too much chaos, man.
You know, what do they say?
Man plans and God laughs.
That's true.
And even people that have had, you know, these big sprawling empires and so on, it is nothing but constant putting out fires and trying to it's like trying to keep a sandcastle intact forever.
A huge one.
The bigger it is, the harder that's going to be to do, isn't it?
And how long do you like?
How long can you keep that up before you get tired and annoyed and frustrated and start making mistakes?
You're disciplined.
It's all waning away.
Because the ocean's not going to get tired.
That's why all of these things, they always unravel.
They always go to shit.
They always fall apart.
It's too big to manage.
There's the amount of maintenance and care and it's too big.
It will happen.
It will eventually outrun you and it'll fall apart and you'll be back to the shit.
That's what happened.
The cycle goes around and around and around and around.
Thank you.
So if you just, hey, you know, I can deal with what's right in front of me.
I can deal with that.
I can do that.
And that's really the only control you have.
The only real control you have is over yourself and how you behave and act and think and how you treat people and how you do things.
That's what you control.
That's your piece of the world that you're responsible for.
Legitimately.
You're not responsible for other people to some degree, maybe children or someone, but you, no, no, only you are responsible for you.
So that's the patch of dirt.
That's a little bit of real estate you've been given.
What do you do with it?
Especially when, you know, if like me, you believe in this, not just me.
Scientists are really, I'm very fascinated by this.
I've had my whole life.
The theory or emerging fact of this kind of unconscious field of connection in the quantum entanglement universe.
Like a node on the internet or like a block on the blockchain, maybe.
That's you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And you can choose to influence the rest of the whole thing however you want.
You can't expect other people to do XYZ.
I mean, you can try it, you can help, you can, but it's not your job.
You are your job.
It's not like any of us are getting away.
We're all going to the same place.
Collect as much money and coins as you think you can.
Go ahead, do it.
It's not going to matter.
Okay.
So if your soul, and I believe this, your soul is eternal.
That's you.
When you die, you don't, like a car, you park your car, you get out, you walk away, the car never moves again.
Maybe, oh, you're dead.
Well, I'm just not in the car.
I left elsewhere.
Like, that's you.
That's what you can work on and improve and challenge and strengthen and grow.
And that's forever.
That's eternal.
So that's what you should invest in.
Not your, not this.
This is just here.
This is just here to facilitate that.
That's why.
Why all of it?
This is all here to help you work on this.
That's it.
And every age and time has its own challenges and obstacles.
and we have ours.
Thank you.
And maybe because, I don't know, what age.
It's 20.
Didn't really know what I was getting into, obviously.
You find out in a hurry when you end up in a fucking war zone.
Once you taste that, the seriousness of that, the depth, you really come into very intimate, a very intimate understanding of your own mortality.
And this kind of childlike appreciation for life is now over.
Because before I remember, I was never really concerned about it, which is a bad thing because you should be concerned about it.
Not, you know, in a stressful way, just you're acknowledging that I will die someday.
This is not forever.
Time is limited.
It's going through, it's on the clock.
We're on the clock right now.
It's a finite resource.
So you should spend it wisely.
You should do smart things with it.
It's very hard to appreciate that, though, when you're young.
And then you see these kinds of things happen.
You experience these kinds of things.
And then you think, okay, I don't.
I don't want to waste my time on things that are meaningless to me.
I want to focus on things that feel important to me.
If what feels important to you is planting flowers and playing golf and watching Happy Gilmore 500 times a year, then I guess do that.
They tell us when you're kids, you know, you just be yourself.
Yeah, and you should be because only you can be you.
And this is me.
This is what I like to do.
This is what I'm passionate about.
This is what I care about.
This is what I think is important.
Thank you.
Thank you.
More important than other things I could be doing.
So here we are.
And I've just been doing this since I was 16 because that's what I thought was important.
And that's what I thought I could do and wanted to do.
And that's how I was going to help.
And that's how I was going to be in the army.
I was going to be a soldier.
And I'm going to do that.
And I did that for a while until I realized this is not, this is not what I thought it was going to be.
This is not right.
This isn't good.
I don't feel good about this anymore.
You ever have a relationship where you're like really into it?
And then something happens, and now you're like, everything looks different.
And I don't, it takes a little while to process.
You're like, I definitely feel different.
This isn't good now.
This was great.
And now this is weird.
And uh-oh.
How deep am I?
You know, 14 and a half years.
Oh, man, that's too deep.
The army.
I had to get out.
But I didn't change.
I'm still the same person.
I still want to help.
I still want to fight the good fight.
And where is that?
What is that?
Well, it's this.
That's what I determined it to be.
Not too concerned about the silly things going on.
Getting eradicated and wiped out.
Ooh, yeah, that feels serious.
I don't think I want that to happen.
Yeah.
And they are laughing about it and threatening it on me regularly.
Hey, the Talmud.
This is disturbing, you know.
And everything that these people have been saying, you know, they're going to do this.
They're going to do that.
It's all been coming true.
So like, okay, this is a, this, but I've never thought, I didn't set out, I didn't sit down at my computer the first day.
And the first day I, you know, logged onto YouTube and I, okay.
Like there was no plan.
Just like create an account.
I'm like, did that.
And I sat there like, now what do I do?
I'm going to call this, you know, it just, there was, I don't think I ever thought more than a week ahead.
And look where it's taking me.
Look where it's taking all of us.
But if I'd set out to do this, I never would have fucking got here.
Because it would have looked so far away that I fucking never would have made it.
I would have just did the next thing I thought was a good idea.
Some of them were not good ideas.
What are you going to do?
That's how it works.
That's the game.
Battleship E4.
Miss.
Jail.
Thank you.
Just do the next.
Just do the next thing.
Just do the next thing.
It's right in front of you.
That's a good idea.
That would help my situation, or that would help that.
That will get me closer to where I'd rather be if it's a thousand miles away.
And all I can do now is move seven more feet that direction.
That's a start.
Do that and feel good about that.
Because you could have not done that, and you'd still be seven feet further away.
Think of it.
You went from last place to second last place.
Which one would you rather be?
Maybe you keep going.
Maybe you like it.
It's fun.
It's more engaging when you care about your own life in that way in what it means to you and why you're doing it.
Then you're invested.
You're thinking about it.
You're alive.
You're not just mindlessly consuming things, wandering around, bored and addicted to things and hating yourself because your life is meaningless and empty.
I've done that.
It's not fun.
It sucks to try to find meaning in places that doesn't exist.
It's like trying to find food.
Like, nothing in here.
I'm just eating junk food.
Don't feel good.
Yeah, you need real food.
In a meaning of some kind.
In a meaning of some kind.
So I'm not saying, you know, black pill, white pill, anything.
I'm nothing.
I'm just, this is just insight into my thinking, if it helps you.
If you can take any benefit from that, because I mean, I'm not.
Maybe we will.
Maybe we'll take over the whole fucking world.
Because they're sending.
Did you know?
Did you know this?
I have this app on my phone.
And I, you know, the kids were here.
I think I talked about this.
Where I did with someone.
I don't know if I'm repeating myself because I just all the time.
Kids were here and we didn't get to use the satellite, the telescope, because it was all, of course, it's cloudy the one time.
But there's an app that you can align with the sky and it'll show you where everything is.
I'm like, oh, yeah, that's cool.
I always wondered this as a kid because the solar system looked like a clock to me.
They're all, all the things are spinning and moving around.
Like the gears of a clock.
Ever see what the inside of a clock looks like?
I'm like, interesting.
I just had this kind of just noticed that that's kind of what it seemed to be like.
But mathematically, there must be a point in time when they all line up like that, right?
Like every planet is like right through the center, and the sun in the center, and it's just perfect.
It lines up perfectly.
Like mathematically, that has to happen eventually.
It turns out it does happen like every 50,000 years or something.
And I guess that's happening like now.
So I looked at my phone and I'm like, oh, yeah, there's Jupiter and there's Saturn and there's Mars and there's me.
It all goes like this.
I swear to God, at least here from where I was in Nova Scotia, it made it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't even want to say it out loud because it's kind of insane.
Thank you.
But like, it is what it is, guys.
I told you the other night I shouldn't have ate that edible.
Like, maybe, is this what's happening?
Did you do this, Jenstein?
I don't care.
You know what?
I'm ready.
Let's do some crazy shit.
Let's do crazy shit.
We were thinking, we were thinking small beams.
Oh, Canada.
Oh, North America.
Diagonal.
What are we?
Peasants?
No, no, no.
No.
Bigger than that.
Keep going.
Bigger than that.
Bigger than the whole world.
Bigger than that.
We're not even going to take over the world.
taking over the fucking galaxy.
*Song*
Galactic power.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
The planets.
They are doing the slashy from my backyard in real life.
Ah!
Ah!
This, this is divine.
Like, it's telling me to do it.
It's telling me to do the mustache.
It's telling me to do it.
I'm not fucking.
I'm not arguing with all of the planets.
If all of the planets want to do that, I'm not arguing with that.
Maybe Jupiter.
I mean, he's big and fat, but he looks gay, right?
But there's so many.
I mean, they're whole planets.
You know, what am I out of my mind?
Yes, but I'm not that crazy to defy the will of all the pantheon of pagan, Roman, Greek gods.
They all want this, apparently.
What am I supposed to do?
Work at Sobeys?
So we're at to take over the galaxy now.
And it should be pretty easy because apparently we can just do things.
Entire planets will just be work camps.
Off to the gas mines of Venus for you, young man!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ahem.
Yes.
Or it's the end of the year.
Or it's the end of the world.
It could be that also.
It might just be midnight.
We might be all the clocks just about to hit midnight.
All the space rocks are coming to check it out.
All the space rocks are coming to check it out.
First of all, the aliens are getting all they're all flying around.
Fucking, they're getting, come on, come on.
Let's go.
They're getting ready for the big show.
I don't know what's going to happen.
All I know is.
You just do the best you can at any given time.
Right?
And we seem to be descending into a manhouse of craziness.
And I don't, again, what am I even saying?
What is any of this?
This is just.
This is elevator music to hell.
You're just trapped in it like me and it stinks because you know why it stinks.
We know why it stinks.
We fucking know why it stinks, boys.
And we can't go in the woods.
We're not allowed to go in the woods.
So we're just watching the numbers go down and down and down.
And that's what this is.
When the doors open, fucking somebody's going to get her.
When the doors open, somebody's getting it.
Can I make you an offer?
You're going to be lost!
I kept my eyes on you'cause I tell you not to lose.
And you can come with me to a place you'll know so well.
I will take you to the valley base of hell.
The very gates, Philip.
Seal it out, my friend.
Seal and hell, my friend.
Seal it out, my friend.
I see you and hell.
Seal it out.
Brian, how are you, sorry?
It's just two nights ago.
Local police captured a man in a kayak trying to enter Canada through the Detroit River.
Upriven from me.
You sure he's safe in a five-star hotel enjoying our Canadian hospitality?
That depends.
It depends if he's redeeming.
Is he a redeeming kayaker or is he just an American guy?
He's in Canadian jail now, where they just...
You Know how we do it here?
It's worse.
I don't know what's worse.
Is American jail worse?
It might be.
I don't know.
But in Canada, what they're going to do to you is they're going to basically make you wait until you go insane.
Everything is so slow and like they're just going to be obnoxiously kind of polite and put you in a small room and bring you like oranges and juice packs and like baloney sandwiches and just be like, I'm sorry.
This is going to, it's taking a really long time.
Maybe you just want to lay down for a little while.
Do you want a blanket or something?
Next thing you know, days have gone by.
This just happened.
That Swedish guy tried to get into Canada.
They just, no.
And they would have kept him there.
He's like, if you, well, you know, it's going to be a while unless you want to withdraw your application out of the country and then you can just go home.
But otherwise, like, they would have kept him there for weeks.
Like, just to go insane.
Like, they don't have to beat you or threaten you or anything.
We'll just put you right at the line of what you can tolerate without it being totally justified to just kill everyone around you.
Like, it's just before that.
And then they just leave you there.
They just cook you there.
They leave you in the microwave way too long and they just cook you on the edge of madness.
That's how Canada works.
It is get this is the gaslighting assassination capital.
This play, if you don't have a strong fucking shenanigans game here, you're dead.
Leslie Nielsen knew exactly what he's talking about.
Like this place is not.
We don't have the military power, the strength, the numbers.
We don't, we couldn't.
How do you think?
How do you think we kind of controlled this half?
Like we look how much territory we have to contend with.
How is that even possible?
It shouldn't be, but how?
Well, because of the shenanigans.
The mind fuckery powers of the average Canadian are far above the average, you know, the person from the rest of the world.
That's the one thing we do have is like an ingrained and weaponized sense of mental illness that we've learned to work for us some of the time.
It's kind of like being Rainman or something.
You know, you're severely handicapped, but you are useful in some areas.
That's what we have.
You can mind fuck people into doing crazy things.
It should never happen.
You know, we've done, I've done it.
All of Ottawa ran around their pants on fire because I drew a map of a fake place.
Somebody else once upon a time was like, let's make Chinese people build a railroad across all continent.
And they did.
You think they did it by like regular means?
No.
They probably psychologically terrorized or, you know, mind inceptide maple inception fied somebody's brain.
Whatever it was, you know, it happened in here.
It happened in the quantum realm is what I'm saying.
And, you know, half of Canadians have Scottish ancestry somewhere.
And those, they're fucked.
Like, I looked this.
I didn't know this until like 10 years ago.
But there is a Scotland used to be like an intellectual powerhouse of the world.
Like an insane amount of really smart people came from there.
And, but a lot of them were like kind of ruthless, you know?
So I'm like, okay, based.
All right.
Cool.
But like a lot of real like...
Like there's different kinds of generals, let's say.
There's a general who looks across the other field or looks across the battlefield and looks at the army that he's facing.
And there's another kind of general that looks across the field and past the army and into the soul of the man he's facing on the other side.
Because that's really who you're fighting, isn't it?
If I can fuck him up, this whole thing falls apart.
I don't care how many tanks and airplanes and shit he's got.
Watch this.
I'll make him kill himself.
Watch this.
How are you going to do?
Oh, it's going to be easy.
He's a loser.
I fucked his wife already.
It's uploading.
Look.
It's going right through his inbox.
He's going to lose his mind.
Like, that's how we're going to win wars, is what I'm saying.
We'll have like 40 guys line up against, you know, 4,000, and he'll be like, how is this going to be like, just wait.
I'm just sending something on signal.
We'll use AI.
We'll make it look like their own guys did it.
They'll all be killing each other and we'll just be like, I told you the story about how my ancestors tried.
I mean, we weren't going to drown them.
They just, you know, they would have drowned if you didn't save them or anything.
You killed them.
Took all the village, all the women and children, and tied them to posts right in the beach, right?
So right where they could be seen from the castle of their sieging.
Like, oh shit, looks like you're going to have to rescue them all and leave the castle or they all drown.
Oh, well.
Yeah, we're demented.
Careful.
We'll find different ways.
We know how to fight in a way that other people are not aware of.
Canadians have like the Brazilian.
Do you understand?
We need to weaponize this.
When UFC happened, Royce Gracie showed up in his stupid fucking gi and his, and they were like, are you serious?
What is this?
Like a karate guy?
And he just strangled everyone.
And they're like, what even is this?
What is this?
He's like a spider.
And it took forever for them to catch on.
But, you know, you only get to use it a few times and then they catch on.
So we got to be careful.
If other countries start figuring it out, I'm afraid of the Russians.
The Russians have the capacity for this.
Just think about it.
Just think about it.
So stupid.
Why?
Why not?
Who cares?
What am I looking for?
I mean, that was a, yeah.
Oh, this is a good one, I think.
Look.
You see where they live?
Right?
The Russians are mostly white guys.
It's cold.
It's shitty.
There's bears.
Everyone's drunk a lot because it sucks.
There's violent indigenous people.
Vast distances of nothing, just ice and pain and wind and suffering.
They call it the gulags.
We call it fucking Grand Prairie.
You know what I mean?
That's just what it's that.
People go there to die.
Uranium Lake, Saskatchewan.
We have a plan.
Why does that exist?
You know, go look that up.
Yeah, the Russians are just as crazy as we are.
In a lot of ways.
And they're very sarcastic, which is a bad sign, which means they have.
They have the foundations.
Their sense of humor is interesting to me, too.
So I'm worried about it.
If they get good at the shenanigans, we might be.
It could be bad.
Better them, though, than the Chinese.
There's just something ominous.
There's something.
I have a bad feeling in my stomach thinking about hundreds of Chinese soldiers pointing and laughing at us.
Like that, that has to mean we're going to die, right?
There's no other explanation.
If I see Russians doing it, like they know we're just stupid.
Like, ah, they must have got us.
They wouldn't even really do that.
They would just do the Putin, they'd just do the...
...
They don't like to waste anything.
They're kind of like robots.
They're kind of scary.
They don't have.
And I'm not saying it is what it is.
It's just my observation.
I'm not saying anything Either way, I have a lot more respect for them than most people because they're very powerful and they have their shit together.
They're not a joke.
They are not the old broke tin pot backwater of the 1980s.
They're a fucking problem, dude.
They're almost on equal footing with the United States.
That's crazy.
But anyway, when you have 2 billion people, you could probably get a lot done.
America has like 350 million and half of them are, you know, busy being gay, putting things in their butts, getting drunk at Super Bowl games.
China don't have that distraction.
You work for China.
Oh, you die.
Yes, father.
This is like grade three.
No, three years old.
You run out of program satellite.
Why are you not smart like your brother?
You go to Army.
No, Father, you go to Army.
We already take a Taiwan for Chinese garry.
Come on, China.
You're taking over the fucking world.
I can't make, I can't do that.
I can't even do that.
You're going to take the whole world, but I can't do it.
I can't do that.
I'm not even doing the eyes or the teeth.
I could.
I'm at least giving you that.
I make fun of us constantly.
Because we are retarded.
You don't even know which bathroom.
I know which bathroom.
Don't count me with them, please.
We're like the reverse Jews.
That's what it is.
There's like a tiny pocket of them that are like not in, you know, they're not insane.
They're okay.
But it's like no one believes them because, like, ah, there's so many of these other horrible ones.
I just don't.
Ah, fuck you.
Like, come on.
I'm not.
That's, you know, like, we're the tiny pocket of sane, normal, you know, people.
And the rest of them are, you know, self-loathing, suicidal communists that, you know, want to be fatter and gayer and just eat children and fucking.
Ah, they like it.
I don't, you know, yeah.
So the Chinese are like, we have to, we have to grasp the continent.
Thermal nuclear war.
Only, only solution.
Only way to be sure.
We have to nuke it from space.
Those Canadians say they're not crazy.
Mathematically, that's not possible.
No birthday risk.
Iriminate.
We're going to get eliminated because there's too many stupid people.
Fuck.
This has always happened.
Thank you.
Then we'll have to repopulate and replenish on our way.
We'll survive and we'll get the better.
This could go on for 50,000 more years.
That blows my mind sometimes, also, to think about that.
Like, we've been around for 50,000 years at least.
It's now confirmed.
No, that's like that's no, like there are human settlements at least 50,000 years old cities, like very big ones, big monolithic stones and strut.
Like they could have had steel buildings.
We don't fucking know.
All of that stuff disintegrates.
It goes, it's nothing.
There'd be nothing left of us within like a thousand years or something or 2,000 years.
It could be nothing.
Mount Rushmore, maybe.
Like stone, like that stuff will stay.
That's probably why they built it like that.
Everything else is like all steel.
The metal is just rust.
It corrodes.
Eventually it disintegrates into nothing.
It's gone.
This is just concrete eventually, it falls apart.
It goes away.
Grass will be like, if nothing, there will be nothing left.
So I'm like, so there is 50,000.
So we're missing.
Oh, let me see.
Magic dirt.
Fucking magic dirt.
Red heifer.
9-11.
There's like most of this book is, what is a, we're missing a lot of pages.
Somebody ripped out 95% of the pages.
What does that say?
Giants, are there giants?
All right, that was about giants.
They talked about ripped another one right out of the book.
No more asking question.
Fuck.
That's in the future.
Everyone's going to have a house Chinaman.
That's what they're going to be called.
He's called the House Chinaman.
And he's there to make sure you do what you're supposed to do.
He literally just follows you around all the time.
In perfect dress, Chinese military uniform.
You'll be going to the fridge.
You'll open the fridge door to eat a fucking fudgicle and close it.
As soon as you put it in your mouth, he'll be right there just.
Oh, you think I don't see you in the dark, Sandy?
If you get a diabetes, you can all do work in the mines.
Get him back to bed.
And then he tasers you.
And you're like, I know.
Some people are like, that would never happen, bro.
That's crazy.
That would never happen because no one would vote for that.
Well, that's where you're wrong.
They would vote for that because they would convince you it's for your safety.
They would say, you'll be safe.
Every house with a Chinaman in it, a house Chinaman, the statistics say there's this much less crime.
There's this much less.
Everything's better.
Yeah.
And if you don't get one, I mean, you're not really doing your part.
And are you trying to kill your grandmother?
Is that what you're doing?
And you might not even need to double Chinamen.
You might need to double house Chinamen.
Then it's like, it's not enough.
We need to triple Chinamen.
We need to triple house China for every floor, basement, main floor, bedroom, bathroom.
If you've got every floor that you own, that's how many house Chinamen you need per floor.
And they work in shifts because there's always somebody there.
12 hours.
So that means four floors, eight of them, really.
A whole near, you've got half a, a quarter of a platoon of Chinese soldiers just to guard you.
And if you think they can't do it, there's two billion of them.
Yes, they can.
They don't need robots.
They don't need Tesla.
They don't need robots.
They have unlimited people.
They could just turn on the people farm tomorrow.
Yo, you, you, 100 million people.
You go bang now.
On the penalty of death.
Make a people.
And that's their job.
And they would just, they would farm them like a resource.
This is how they think.
Everything is a game to be won, and that's it.
They're very, they don't have like a central like moral authority, like a religious kind of, that's not there.
It's just win, right?
So anyway, we're going to all have a house Chinaman.
You got to be fully Chinaman.
Because if you're not fully Chinaman, you don't get to have a job.
That's for sure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know why I'm not doing this.
This should be way more offensive than it is.
Let's just pretend I've been doing this the whole time.
*sad music* You won't be able to get a job.
They might have to take your kids because you're not even fully Chinaman.
They're growing up without Chinese, without the safety and the advantage of having a house Chinaman because they speak four languages and they can do all the math and whatever the advertisement says.
They're probably going to sell them to you, actually.
You're going to have, they're going to convince you to pay for them.
They will convince people will be lining up around the block to take their house Chinaman home.
You get them at the store.
They come in a little box.
It looks like a grow tent, like one of those take-home saunas you can get.
Except it's clear plastic and there's just a guy in it.
And that's what he sits in in the house.
And he just waits for there to be a need for his presence.
And it's going to be a lot because you're going to be making a lot of mistakes.
According to the reviews, they're very aggressive.
You might even think you're pissing correctly.
You're probably wrong.
There's probably ways to do that more efficiently so you can get more money out at the iPhone factory that you work at now, where there's suicide nets around the building.
So you can't jump to your death.
You work for free and you have two days off per year.
Because that's all you're worth.
It sounds good.
You know, it sounds good saying that good saying they didn't let us go in the woods, you know?
That would have been terrible.
I'm so much glad we have house Chinaman now.
That's that's better, right?
I need all kinds of like I mean, that's a Chinese sort of.
That's the one I wanted.
I'm just gonna lie.
I'm gonna use that again.
Shamrock shakes.
I liked the music.
Everyone was mad.
Was everyone mad at the music?
I just look over at the chat, and it's just every, it's usually just everyone fighting, saying crazy things.
There's a drunk guy throwing stuff.
I'm just, I've done this live now enough times to know.
I'm like, okay, nobody's paying attention.
They're not paying attention.
Oh, that guy might be.
I like the music.
I like the Chinese music.
Thanks, man.
Nobody else is listening anyway.
It's just me and you now.
There's no one left.
Shamrock.
Just us.
All right.
Everybody must get stones.
It's invest in diagonal.
Everything else is fake and gay.
That's true.
Can confirm.
Free Lumbey says, my gosh, you're hilarious.
I'm okay.
I will.
All right.
Like I'm aware that I could have done a lot of different things with my life.
I could have done something else.
I could have done that.
And I probably, I'm not being like airy.
I know what I am and I know what I'm not.
Like, I was never going to be an NFL player.
Okay.
That was never going to happen.
I was never going to be a professional world champion fighter.
Like, that's, there's just things I was never.
That's no.
That I probably could have done.
No.
I think I could have done pretty, oh, well, decent.
I could have done okay.
Eddie Murphy or something.
Was even that funny?
I don't even really remember that much, but you know.
Had to open my big mouth, though.
Uh...
You're welcome.
That's honestly, that's what I would have rather, that is what I would rather do if things were like not on fire.
You know, because what I like more than that is not being dead and run out of existence and my children enslaved.
That's a bit of a concern.
If that wasn't a concern, if it wasn't on the horizon, it'd say it's like 1980 and everyone's ignorant still.
It's just that's what I would have done.
Because that's what I like.
It's fun, you know.
It's like you just professionally hang out with your friends and have and have fun a lot.
You just laugh a lot and do funny things and silly things and make other people laugh and they have fun.
And then they give you money for some reason.
Because apparently it's that hard to find anything to smile about anymore.
Which I agree with.
That's something else we were thinking about yesterday.
We just lean on each other constantly.
We import it.
We're just like, are you half dead?
She's like, yep, are you?
Yes.
Like, I just, I take for granted sometimes, or I don't think about it because I'm just so used to it.
But like, the amount of stress on everybody, really.
But just everything is so fucked.
And there's so many.
I was like, look, the music on the radio is normal.
Everyone's everything's.
No one appears openly concerned anywhere.
Although we're basically Watching people die in the street in front of us now.
We are.
We are watching that.
Which just five or six years ago, when I was talking, they said that is an insane conspiracy theory.
That will never happen, bro.
They made that exact face.
At least that's what I saw.
And now it's happening.
And everyone's just kind of like, oh, it's like it's got to create friction on the mind to just pretend or ignore or like not react to something that you should react.
You know what I'm saying?
You have to, you now have to expend energy to not look at it, not think about it, not deal with it.
I remember I said to her, there are moments throughout the day where I have to stop and have a mental, like an actual fist fight in my head with myself to stay on task and not, you know, run off into like, oh my God, we're fucked.
You know, this, you know, you have to just, I don't remember that ever being the case.
Like when I was much younger, it wasn't this.
It's what I'm saying is it seems to take more mental strength and effort to like stay upright than it used to.
And I think that's true.
I see that with everybody.
And there's just, it seems like everybody's just putting on a brave face and trying to survive.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, that's probably, I mean, because it is.
That is exactly what's happening.
Because what else do you do?
Well, I know I don't want to die, but I don't really know what to do.
Options are pretty limited.
I mean, people did protest at one time, and then they got trampled with horses and guns and thrown in prison forever and all that stuff.
So, hmm.
This protesting is out.
Not in England, not the United Kingdom.
Things that are happening.
Things I hoped I would see, but hadn't.
And now it's.
Let's just say the PCR test has come back positive.
They're infected with civil unrest.
Now.
Thank you.
And their future is their present is our future.
You know, we're now starting to feel the repercussions and consequences of things that they did first, happened there first.
People pointed to first and said, what the.
No, don't look at that.
That's not even real.
That's not even true.
There used to be internet.
Think about this, actually.
There used to be international news all the time in CBC.
Like there used to be.
You never fucking see it anymore, though, do you?
What do you see?
You see what they want you to see, but there is a lot happening that otherwise, I mean, 20 years ago, why wouldn't that be on the news?
If there were massive riots in France and England right now, and they were police being attacked in the streets by mobs with like masked up dudes, like that would probably make the news, wouldn't it?
Why isn't it in the news?
Because it's happening.
Like thousands and thousands.
And the prime minister is saying, well, we're going to create a task force and go after everybody and just speech is canceled and you're not allowed outside and we're going to, we need more facial recognition cameras.
He's going full like V for Vendetta and Madman over there.
What's on CBC?
Nothing.
Weird.
The revolution will not be televised.
Yeah, we know.
So there you go.
That's why it's not on there.
It doesn't mean it's not going to happen.
Just put it under the rug, hide from it.
It's pretty mental.
I can't remember.
I lost my train of thought now.
Probably because Man on the Mountain says, what is the function of asshair?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't, why?
What did I say?
This is not something any of us can do anything about.
So it's accepted.
It was put there to see if you would waste your time worrying about it.
That's why.
CRJ says, what is the function?
Oh, my lord.
Just muffle the sound of Christian.
No.
Collects her oil.
Try to keep up.
Why'd you say oil?
You know, there's a lot of words you could use and use that one.
Justice for Father says, fuck you, Phil.
Jeremy is okay.
Okay, I appreciate that.
He is a menace.
He has caused a lot of problems.
Starmer.
What was it right before that?
It was something I wanted to mention.
I can't remember what it was now.
Safe and effective.
It sure is, you know?
But if you're not following, let's talk about the woods.
And then we'll talk about all the rest of the stuff.
I've rambled on about nonsense long enough.
I'm getting really annoyed.
Like, I've got first world problems.
It's like, my fucking pocket square isn't doing what it's supposed to do because I did it wrong.
Well, you know what?
CRJ is getting nervous.
I might challenge you to a duel.
That's the only reason I have this.
Just in case.
You want to pull it out and throw it at somebody or, you know, I need a white leather glove, like Michael Jackson for that reason.
Just smack somebody across the face.
Cowhide leather glove.
What the fuck?
I challenge you to a fool.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't know, man.
I started watching stuff.
You know, the 1700 seemed like a time.
So I thought, I'm going to just do that.
There, now we're back to a square, which is fine.
Nothing wrong with it.
It's just less, you know, it's kind of lazy.
It's kind of basic.
It's kind of standard, but what are you going to do?
We're not allowed to go in the woods, guys.
It's a real thing.
And I don't know what else to do about it.
Other than one guy was like, like, oh, why aren't you doing that?
Why aren't you leading a giant bro?
Yes.
Why don't I do all of the things?
Why don't I do everything?
I'll do everything all the time for free and just keep going to jail for your amusement for no reason.
Yeah, I should go get arrested, find $25,000 and go to jail for six months so you can go on Instagram.
Kevin, that's brilliant.
Why Kevin?
Probably because somebody said the name Kevin.
And now I'm thinking about Kevin's.
Not all Kevin's.
It's true.
A good friend of mine, whose name is Kevin.
But if you're not following the woods saga, it can get you caught up in about two minutes.
Through somewhat.
And only, you know, they're like 10% satirical videos.
So this was the first one when this was announced.
*Sounds of a little bit* Stay out of the woods.
restrictions on travel and activities I'm a terrorist.
I'm a criminal.
Ah!
Woo!
Woo!
Thank you.
So that was my immediate reaction, but it's not over.
The woods battle is not over.
It's getting more serious, actually.
Now we're increasing the power of the woods denial.
Most of the comments they see are people being like, oh, why?
So no one's in there to see your guy starting fires again?
Oh, I already lost some lives.
Yeah, there was arson involved in those fires, and no one was arrested, even though there's witnesses, even though it's on camera.
Oh, well, oh, well, people are just lighting tires and kicking them into the forest right where the fires are right.
Oh, well, oh, fucking well, right, Timmy?
Oh, well.
Don't worry about Premier Haircut too much.
I don't know how much longer he's going to be there.
Actually, Morgan and some friends of hers are actually in court.
Again, it's one of those things.
It's like, you know, I'll check in again in a year and see when it's stuff moves so slowly, you know, but it's getting to the point where it looks like they're going to win.
It sounds that way.
And the province is going to lose.
The election was illegal.
It was very illegal.
The last provincial extragal, which would mean that the government is invalid and everything that they've done up to this point since being elected is rolled back.
I mean, that's.
So I guess we got to put the toll bridge back up.
Effective 4 p.m. today.
We're telling Nova Scotians, stay out of the woods.
Hiking, camping, fishing, and the use of vehicles in the woods are not permitted.
Trail systems through woods are off-limits.
Two days now.
Still in the woods.
So far, I've been able to evade Houston's goons.
I've been surviving by stealing food deliveries meant for Indian migrants.
These cookies are extremely good.
I gotta get out of here.
There's somebody in the Freddy Woods!
There's somebody in the Freddy Woods!
At night, the forest is dark and the lies.
Wow!
In the woods, the trees will reveal things: things about paradise papers, criminal doctors, and Jeffrey Epstein.
That's why they don't want you to go there.
But there's one thing they forgot: these are my woods.
So frig off, buddy!
Okay!
Hey!
Couldn't stop moving when it first took hold Was an old spring night at the old town hall There was a group called the Juppers, they were laying it down So no one's ever gonna lose that funky sound Rock and roll, hoochie-coup Rock and roll, hoochie-coup
Lord, if I'm a light-like fuse Light-like fuse Rock and roll, hoochie-coup Rock and roll, hoochie-coup Come on out and spread the news.
It's getting started buzzing about this time of year.
It's getting started buzzing about this time of year.
I go now back since she meets me there.
We were going in fast first behind the bar.
Well, my music started ringing like a fire alarm Rock and roll, hoochie-coo Rock and roll, hoochie-coo Lord and mama, like my fuse Like my fuse Rock and roll, hoochie-coo Rock and roll, hoochie-coo Drop on out and spread the news.
Yeah, somebody say keep on rockin'.
That's right.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's disappointing.
Well, now you're going to miss that whole story.
How'd that happen?
Oh, you know what I did?
I pressed the...
I was fiddling with my water bottle.
And due to scientific reasons of moisture and condensation and mostly quantum entanglement, it stuck to the thing.
And I was like, oh, God damn it.
So I had to mute.
Anyway, it was a self-induced error.
The perfect stream eludes us still.
It'll never happen.
It's impossible.
Anyway, what the hell did I even say?
Friend of mine.
Well, first I said, you know, The Rock, you know, he's a pretty good shit talking.
He's got Canadian family.
Did you know that?
We have world champion shit talkers everywhere.
Devin Larrett, have you seen him break people mentally?
Like, it's like a strange superpower that we have access to.
And a friend of mine in the army, Richie.
I've watched him do this several times.
Just break people mentally.
And it's like his confidence is so overwhelming that it must be true, maybe?
I don't know.
But he'll six foot five, just stroll over to somebody, look them up and down, like a 10-year-old at the carnival for the first day.
Like this is the best thing he's ever seen.
You're fucking raided out of her, aren't you, bud?
You're fucking raided out of her.
You're fucked.
You're fucked, buddy.
And you'll just watch the color drain out of their face and they just, they contemplate suicide immediately.
That's all it took.
What happened to that guy?
He was a commando.
Richie said something to him.
Oh, yeah, he has that ability.
Look how fucking fat he is.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Just loving it.
Just living on cake.
Because he put on 10 pounds.
You know what I mean?
This is the environment he has to work in every day.
Professionally.
There's nothing you can say to him.
They tried to like, I did a special operations selection with this guy.
And he, like, so he never gets tired.
I've never seen him like truly tired like any, like anyone else.
He'd get a little, but just kind of annoyed and frustrated and like mentally tired.
Like, I want to go home now.
This is dumb.
But not like.
And I remember saying to him at one point, he's like, there's something wrong with you.
You have like an extra chromosome or I don't know what it is.
There's something going on with you that doesn't make sense.
And he's like, you're just fucking weak, you know, and does his usual thing.
And then later, we did the VO2 testing, you know, like at Rocky.
They put the mask on you and you run up on the machine and you've got your shit connected to it.
They're measuring your VO2 and all this, your heart rate and all this stuff to like determine what you're at.
You're supposed to max.
They want you to run till you pass out.
So they know, you know, where you're accurately where you're at for like to follow you.
They put a lot of work scientifically into getting you healthy and as strong as they can be and so on.
Anyway, the results came back and he was in like the top one percentile of the human race with some fucking genetic ability to like his body removes CO2 faster than like so he literally does not get tired.
So it's like easy for him.
And like all this time, you're like, oh, you guys are just fucking pussies.
And I'm like, you're cheating.
You're an alien, Richie.
You're an alien.
You're 25 kilometers is a long way.
Most people are tired!
*laughs*
So you got that and just, you know, no regard for your personal feelings at all.
And you just watch him chop people up.
We have this ability.
It's just in there.
Canadians just have to unlock it.
Nothing else was right.
I think that's why we're so polite.
I think that's the problem.
Because we know what'll happen.
We know what we're capable of, you know?
We're like Will Farrell, that character that he had.
What was the one when he was the cop?
Dana Don Plato shit.
He was to be a pimp or something.
He's got this.
He's like, oh, kicked.
Can't even think it can't even go there because it'll just a whole other guy in there, and I don't like that guy.
I don't want to see that again.
Silver gorillas.
Man.
It's funny because if that movie came out now, I probably wouldn't think it was funny.
Because probably because things are so dark now, it's easier to laugh at silly, dumb things when you're not kind of preoccupied with like imminent doom and all that.
Something.
What is that?
That's either feedback from somewhere, or there's a very big, like a disturbing, a mouse that's so big that I should stop what I'm doing to take care of it.
Like, I mean, I could lose a toe.
It sounds big enough to eat a toe right off me.
I'm going to just, I'm just going to roll this.
It's a mouse.
It knows better.
It's not going to, you know, it knows.
It knows.
It would die.
It would be the end of its life.
So it's not going to do that.
That'd be ridiculous.
Muted again.
I had a good streak, though, didn't I?
Thought I did.
It's been a while since I've just done any of these retarded streams.
They're all pretty retarded, but like I don't think, I don't think I had a substantial mute for like, I don't know, months?
I think, right?
When was the real last one?
There was one that went on for 40 minutes.
Or maybe it was 25.
It was way too many minutes.
And it was sad.
And then a whole stream had to be like Stalin.
It got unpersoned.
It never happened.
It doesn't exist.
I mean, it does, but like, we don't tell anybody about it.
We don't talk about it.
Some people bring it up.
And we shoot those people.
But outside of that, you know, this is on my mind a lot.
Like, what a, what a travest.
Like, what a waste.
That's valuable time.
Other people's time, internet time.
And it just went nowhere.
It went into the void.
It was just purely a complete waste of time.
That's probably the most, that's probably the worst I've ever felt doing this in my life.
And I thought I'd gotten away from it.
I thought maybe it was over.
You know, it's like, look, if you're an addict, you've got a problem.
It could always come back.
Just because I haven't muted in a while doesn't mean I literally just, I'm checking now because now I'm paranoid.
Okay, it's not now, but it could have been.
Every time I think it isn't, it is.
So when I think, oh my God, what if it is?
Like, it's probably not.
That's what I would have thought when it was.
Isn't it?
This is why I'm not on TV.
You understand?
No saying, no one would fund this.
No one wants to.
People just want it to go away.
But I won't go away because then I'm like AIDS.
I die when you die.
He's my brother If I'm a lady That's enough of that.
We're serious people.
We have serious things.
Swiss Daniel says, your viewers can vibe with you much better when you're muted.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
It's good.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
Anyway, Renunciate.
What?
Yeah, good.
Or Stone Cold when you need him.
Love and beloved says, Wonder how the finally back to some normalcy.
Wonder how the fines will go over on reservations in Nova Scotia.
They just won't.
They just won't.
They'll only find, they're only going to do it to people that they can get away with.
They're not like if somebody calls, oh, there's somebody in the woods, and you know, they go out there and it's like the mayor, that's nothing's going to happen.
It's another cop.
Nothing's going to happen.
It's anybody who's anybody at all.
Nothing's going to happen because everyone knows it's retarded.
But if it's just some person, a white person, especially, who has no, there's nothing.
Yeah, fuck it.
You're going to pay 25 grand.
Absolutely.
And you might do prison.
You know, depends.
They already issued a bunch of fines, apparently.
Like during COVID, all these people were breaking the rules all the time and nothing ever happened to any of them.
The doctors were killing people.
Like that video, those are real emails.
Serious hospitalizations, deaths.
Like this is in the middle of the pandemic.
Like these are the confirmed and strangles.
Hmm, concerning.
Oh, well, come get your medicine, even though I know for a fact it's killing people.
I've just, yep.
Oh, well, oh, fucking well.
Don't go in the woods, says the murderers.
Oh, hey, guys, the murderers said we can't go in the woods.
Did you hear that?
Oh, guess how much I give a shit?
Zero percent.
I care zero percent.
I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.
What are you going to do about it?
You don't have any cop.
You don't have anything.
You have no power.
You could grab a couple people here and there the minute and it will happen.
They decide, you know what?
I'm fucking done with these people.
Let's just be done with it.
There's nothing you can do.
Oh, we've got the Nova Scotia Guard.
He's recruiting Indians now to guard him.
Houston is like, I think you're going to lose your government anyway in court.
But anyway, it's pretty corrupt.
We'll see.
But it looks good for them so far.
Yeah, the Nova Scotia Guard.
It's basically a government militia for no reason because they need manpower for things to do.
And all of the advertisements are Indians and migrants and Muslim guys and all of them.
Everybody.
Like, hmm.
Interesting.
I guess the question is: Timmy, Dougie, all of them, really.
Everybody from Millhouse to, I don't even know.
I don't care, really.
She's fat.
She's an arrogant fat bitch.
Like, isn't that the worst?
They're the worst.
How did this get knocked over?
Did I do this?
What's going on with this fucking thing?
It's a ghost, man.
I'm telling you.
I mean, I flail a bit, but there's nothing that should be.
I'm going to watch the tape back and find out exactly when that happened.
There shouldn't be things moving on their own.
There shouldn't be things moving on their own.
I wonder how long it is because it will is happening in the UK now.
Like it, the things that are in motion cannot be stopped.
The momentum behind them is enormous.
It's been built up over decades.
These kinds of things take time.
Like the American Revolution was not something that just happened over a weekend.
It was like decades in the making.
Decades.
That's just how it is.
One or two injustices isn't enough to motivate us to do anything.
But when you keep stacking them up and stacking them up and stacking them up and stacking them, and there's less and less and less space to stand in where you can feel sane or feel any dignity or self-respect or anything like that.
Eventually, it's just, you can't lie anymore.
You can't pretend.
And there's nothing, I mean, it's like I was saying to Morgan, like, imagine we live in like an enclosure like animals, and you know, out there, there are electric fences, and you can't go beyond those boundaries.
But they're far enough away that you don't really give a shit.
You're not going that far anyway.
But it's always, it's been getting closer and closer and closer your whole life.
And eventually you can see it and you don't like it, but you're like, well, I'll just not look at it.
I'll just look over here.
Eventually you can see it.
It's all around you.
And you know it's all around you.
There's nowhere to go.
You Can't escape.
And you're like, well, I'll just, I'll just, well, it's fine where I am, though.
So as long as I just look at the ground or I just don't think about it.
And then it gets closer and closer.
And then maybe you bump into it accidentally one day in a place that you used to be able to go, but now you can't because it's electrified.
And you're, ah, I get electrocuted.
Then it becomes impossible not to think about it for a little while.
And then you're like, well, then you just make up reasons to not think about it some more.
Eventually, we're at the point now where you kind of, if you hold your arms out like this, and stretch as far as you can right there, any further than that, and you're going to get electrocuted.
You're in a basically a little bit bigger than a phone booth.
That's it.
And that's your freedom.
And then soon it'll just be soon you'll just be getting electrocuted constantly.
And the pain of not reacting to this is worse than the pain of any consequence to reacting to it.
And that's what's happening in the UK.
It's starting to spill over in Ireland too.
Ireland, like gangs of Irish guys just going around beating up Indians and Muslims, like who are harassing people and chasing people.
Oh my God, that's horrible.
It's not horrible.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
I love seeing it.
I love watching it.
I hope there's more.
Why wouldn't I like seeing a foreign rapist get the shit kicked out of him for trying to come on to a 14-year-old?
Why wouldn't I like to watch five Irish dudes walk up and just beat the fuck out of this guy?
Beat the living piss of slapping the phone out of his hand and kicking him in the face.
I love that.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God, that's if it was a white guy, you'd love it.
If it was a white guy trying to rape a black girl for some reason, even though that seems to never happen, and five black guys beat the shit out of him, you'd fucking love it.
You would probably be in a Spike Lee movie and you'd be jerking off in the theater while a superior man takes your wife.
A black man, probably.
Oh, I told you this is what was going to happen.
It's just an instinct.
And your contention is with the instinct of all men.
You understand?
Our enemy's contention is with the instinct of all men.
That's what they're fighting.
They're not fighting extremism or a couple of guys.
They're fighting the natural instincts of all men.
It's you're fighting nature.
You're fighting God.
There's no other way to cut that.
You're retarded.
But no one ever really disputed that, did they?
How's the book coming?
Is it still magic?
Is it still magical?
Clowns.
I'm going to get to that.
We're going to talk about that next because I'm tired of this.
Well, I mean, I could.
I could just sit here and riff for hours, which is typically what I do.
But it's boring and unhelpful.
Ames says, hi.
Your jeet impression the other night had me dying, especially when you said something about hepatitis.
Was that when was that?
Was that after the stream?
We want hepatitis.
We did my all right.
The students, we wanted equal treatment.
Yes, equal treatment.
You get fucking all the subsidies.
You get education benefits.
You get to fucking not be in India.
We want equal.
You're getting the red carpet rolled out for you and it's not good enough.
I want to roll you up in the carpet and throw you into the fucking Niagara Falls.
Boo bi.
Like a bath bomb.
You know, let's just see what happens down there.
Love the strangeness.
Take care.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
I think you said you were in Australia, right?
What's it like down there?
Is it getting crazy?
I don't, why are we number one?
I liked it better, no offense.
I liked it better when Australia was the most fucked up insane tyrannical government.
Why does Canada have to be this?
It's probably my fault again.
Ask Dumpster Island, they'll tell you.
Justice for Father says, fight, Philip.
Let's fucking fight.
You don't want that, dude.
He doesn't do anything physical.
It's all going to happen inside, like alien abductions and these guys.
It's in your mind.
It's in the quantum realm.
There's another dimension where your consciousness can, it will feel real, but you think you're just asleep as far as anyone else is concerned, but you're not in there.
They got you.
And he's got you.
He's got you in his mimetic chamber of pain.
Which may or may not be inside of a bookshelf, I understand.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of moving parts.
Okay.
Let's see how bad it is today.
Let's look at the news.
How bad it is well, I'll just go through some of this.
At least they're getting serious.
Like, the U.S. is not backing down from this.
So we're going to, we're going to, we're in for it.
I think the civil war is locked in.
It's just, I haven't changed my mind about that.
It's just like watching, it's like waiting for an ammunition stockpile to cook off.
Like, you know, it's on fire.
It's like, when's it going to blow up?
It's like in one second, in 10 minutes.
I have no idea.
It's whenever I don't know where exactly the fire is eating its way through the ammunition casings at this exact moment in time.
So I couldn't tell you.
But whoa, there it is.
There it goes.
Whoa, it was a big one.
ICE is wanting to hire personnel.
$50,000 signing bonus.
That's significant.
That's going to help a lot of Americans who need jobs, number one, and number two, are up to their eyeballs in debt.
And like, all you got to do is basically be an able-bodied male.
That's probably your biggest obstacle is being in halfway decent physical condition.
And you can have $50,000 and you can be an ICE officer.
And they're framing this as like a generational opportunity to save America.
Like this is probably honestly one of the best recruiting campaigns I've ever seen.
This is how it's done.
Okay.
They know who they want.
They know who they need.
They know who they want and they know how to get them and they know what to tell them.
And they know this is a defining moment in our nation's history.
Your skills, experience, and your courage have never been more essential.
Together, we must defend the homeland.
This is going right into the MAGA minds of all these people.
They're fucking, they're going to have 100,000 recruits by the end of the month.
And Trump, like, I don't know, exploded their budget.
So that's where this is coming from.
But like, look at these ads.
Like, look at this.
It says, this is their own page.
Homeland Security.
We're taking father-son bonding to a whole new level.
They're trying to recruit entire American families and make it a bonding.
All right, son, we have to go save America.
Like, dude.
I would caution you, though.
Many time, and I would say, I mean, every time in history, the conditions that you're in, these guys, okay, are eventually going to end up in the army.
You're eventually going to be used as a combat unit of some kind.
That's always what happens.
We're going, there's wars.
We're going to have more wars.
It's only going to get worse.
They're soft building a substantially, you know, bigger reserve army that could do like what they will probably end up doing.
Because what happens when you, imagine they deport 50 million immigrants or something in the room?
Then what do you do?
All right, everybody go home.
It's all over.
No, man, there's too much money.
They'll end up, well, that'd be great for you guard this and you just keep the peace here.
All the things that we don't need these guys domestically for.
They can go over fight the war or do whatever.
And these guys can backfill that, maybe put down some civil unrest, maybe do some martial law.
Like, I don't know.
Now you've got the tool now exists to do those things.
You just train them up a little bit.
Uniforms, radios, marching around, bosses, sergeant, private, you know, basic stuff.
And then maybe they get a budget increase.
Maybe they get some training on some more advanced equipment, like maybe some body armor and maybe some rifle.
Because you never know.
You might need some rifles.
You never know.
You never know.
Now we're getting basic rifleman training in there too, huh?
Okay, I see what's going on.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we're going to go to port illegals.
It's like maybe at first, and then you might be on stage two, which is war in Mexico with the cartels.
But I mean, you know what?
I'd probably sign up for that if I was American, to be honest.
How many Americans have been killed by that?
The presence of that in Mexico?
Quite a fucking few, you know?
So America's bombed and attacked a lot of people.
Never anybody that they should have.
But Mexico, not the Mexican people, I mean, but the government.
Where does the cartel end and the government began exactly?
Is there a difference?
I don't know.
I hope they never see this because if I ever go back there, they might kill me.
Hola, Mexico.
I just kidding, man.
He's a joke.
I'm plausibly a fourth cousin of Canelo Alvarez.
You can't do anything to me.
You'll have to answer to Canelo.
But that's talk to.
They're talking about doing that.
Going in there.
I mean, this whole, there's so many hotspots and problems and craziness going on.
Yeah, the Woods thing.
This was just a few days ago, August 3rd.
What changed in four days?
We're making it easier and more enjoyable to get outside and explore Nova Scotia's natural beauty.
This is August 3rd.
This year, provincial parks are getting upgrades like new washrooms, improved trails.
Why, though?
It doesn't matter because it's banned.
Summer's canceled.
Tim Houston, he's the Grench who ate summer.
We're not allowed to have summer now.
Nova Scotia sets up hotline for people to snitch on neighbors caught violating ban on hiking, camping.
Oh my God.
And people are like, oh, well, what if it's your own land?
No, it literally applies to your own fucking property.
Crown land, Yorla, any that if you're a human and you're inside an area where there are more than four trees in a four by four meter grid, you're going to jail.
That's illegal in Nova Scotia now.
Because, oh, by the way, just worth mentioning, they've also closed the firefighting school.
They've closed the firefighting school on top of closing all of the forestry services, on top of not manning the fire towers, on top of, on top of, on top of.
They've been doing nothing but making it work for decades.
And now they're so afraid that, like, no, they'll go outside.
What about lightning?
Maybe, maybe, Tim.
Maybe what we should do is cut, we have to destroy anything more than 10 feet tall because lightning could hit it if the whole province is just flat.
If there's nothing more than, if there's nothing more than maybe eight feet tall, maybe eight feet tall, if there's nothing more than seven feet tall in the whole province, then lightning might not hit us.
And then the climate might not change.
And then, you know, we can officially recognize the unceded territory or something if we if we cut everything down.
What do you think?
Because lightning, you know, that's a problem.
That could destroy us all.
I mean, we used to, I mean, we've had forest fires from lightning.
I think that's been a thing since, oh, yeah, forever since we've since we've been here for hundreds of years.
But now, I mean, fuck, what do you want us to do?
I mean, we can't do anything about that.
So we just, we're just going to have to not go outside ever again.
We're just going to not do anything.
We just can't deal with it.
Even though we have five times as many people as we used to, way better technology.
Our communication ability is instantaneous.
You used to have to get on a horse and ride with a fucking letter sealed in wax for nine hours to get to the next.
I mean, do dude text done.
But you know what?
We can't fight fires anymore, Tim.
We don't know how.
We're like NASA.
We've lost the technology.
So just don't go in the woods or jail forever.
This place.
These, look at this fucking look.
Just look at his actual face.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Would you look at that?
I mean, would you really look at?
Sometimes you just got to look at the thing and go, would you look at that?
You know what I mean?
Sometimes you just got to look at it.
Like that is the...
You know he got beat up by a homeless guy?
Like this year or last year?
Oh, they're always such unimpressive dweeb creatures, you know.
Speaking of another creature, Douglas is very happy that Ontario is the fastest growing region in North America.
Bar none.
We brought in over 800,000 people, more than both Texas and Florida combined.
Doug, there's so many new Indians, Doug.
It's great.
Ontario is the fastest-growing region in North America.
Bar none.
Last year, we brought in over 800,000 people.
So we're bringing more people than both Texas and Florida combined.
Ontario is the fastest growing.
And that's, and that's way more people than Ontario, too.
So you're really doing a good job at destroying your people, Doug.
You're really, you're just drowning them in unemployment and cost of living and competition for resources and housing.
Like you're just, you're just flat out like murdering Ontario, right?
Are you, Doug?
Yes, you are.
Because there's not enough, all of those things.
Resources, jobs, access to housing.
there's not enough.
So people are suffering tremendously as a result of that.
Lots of people are in despair, killing themselves, homelessness, drug.
It's not a good time to be a Canadian right now, Doug.
And you're like, oh, you know what's awesome?
I brought in 800,000 migrants so you guys can compete with that.
We're growing.
We're not growing.
You're getting fat like you.
Are you?
Is that what you tell people?
You're, oh, buddy, I grew.
I grew 15 pounds this year.
No, you're just fat, Doug.
You're just a fat guy.
And Ontario's not growing.
It's a garbage bag that's going to burst.
You're just jamming more stuff in it and it's going to explode.
You're not getting progressively bigger and bigger bags to then to, you're just keeping the same bag and jamming stuff in like you jam food into your face and call it progress.
And that's, I guess that's your leadership strategy.
You're a, you're like a tactical genius.
I'm surprised the Americans didn't respect you.
Did you know that they didn't?
Or did I just, is that news?
Did I break this to you or did someone, someone told you, right?
That like some, you, you, like, you're aware that other, like, you're a joke, right?
Like, other, like, they laugh at you.
They look like, look at this fucking oaf.
Look at this doofus.
This guy's got the fucking IQ of a squashed Pop-Tart.
It's been out in the street in the rain for a month.
Like, well, and, and, you know, enough of Butterball for a minute.
Why is there always a stooge?
There's always a stooge back and to the right.
Back and to the right.
There's just someone standing there in the frame as to what do they represent?
Like, why?
Why do you need to be there?
You're not even talking.
Sometimes they just nod along like I mean, they clap.
It's like, why the is that your handler?
He doesn't look like Massad.
He doesn't look Indian, so I don't know what's going on there.
But, you know, Ontario's, it's growing.
It's getting better.
And that's, you know, in BC, don't worry.
There's lots of shooting and killings and stuff.
An Indian celebrities cafe.
There was, oh, there was another gunfight.
And no way, man.
No way.
Indians aren't constantly doing this.
That's not.
We're not full of Indian criminals or anything.
That's just racist.
And you just don't like Indians.
Well, Indians don't like Indians.
Their own news.
This is their, you know, their own news reports.
This is written by Siddhant Mishra.
The Khalistani group, along with the guru Narnak, the Sikhs, set up a so-called embassy in Khalistan, of Khalistan and Surrey, Canada.
So they're like, they're recognized as a terrorist organization, yeah?
Which is why they're horrified and like, this is crazy.
The government of British Columbia recently provided 100%.
Oh, good.
We paid for an elevator.
Where's the elevator go?
Down to the armory in the basement with all the AK-47s that I see on the vehicle decals all over the country.
Is that where the elevator goes that we paid for?
Canadians are just lazy.
Yeah, we don't know how to steal from people.
I guess.
I guess we're lazy because we were busy building and creating and doing things.
And we didn't take the time to go, oh, why don't we just steal everything all the time?
Well, that's because we're not faggots, though, right?
We don't put, we don't, we're not faggots.
We're not fucking losers that just steal all day and sit around and try to fuck 12-year-olds.
Like, that's not what we do.
So it didn't occur to us.
Sorry.
You realize that in war, you can't steal your way to victory.
Yes.
You Can't steal battlefield victories in combat or any, you can't.
You can't buy them.
No, you can't.
Mercenaries don't work.
Not a good idea.
This is historical.
You know what?
I shouldn't teach you anything.
I should just let you guys.
Oh.
Oh, look, Ceces has officially made a public disclosure for the first time that Khalistan extremists continue to use Canadian soil as a base for promoting fundraising and planning acts of violence.
They're fucking terrorists, but it's fine.
It's fine.
Peepee says bring it home.
How many of these people are in the Conservative Party?
Like 20 something, right?
It's okay.
It's okay.
I mean, Air India bombing, that was them too.
But that's okay also.
Because otherwise it would be racist, right?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Quickly glance at the this was an interesting.
This is only a minute.
70%.
So this is just to give you an insight into what's been going on here.
This is the United States.
That's probably why I used the word, the name Patel earlier, because I heard it earlier yesterday.
Why do you think they own all the motels?
How'd that happen?
You know, this guy will tell you how it happened.
70% of the motels in the country are under Patel ownership.
What happened was a small number of patels came into the United States.
Like he's one of them.
He knows what he's talking about.
In the early 70s, the refugees realized that if we buy a really small motel, 10, 12, 14-room motel, the family can live in one or two rooms and the family can do all the work.
It's a job and a house together.
Yeah, so basically cooking, cleaning, front desk, laundry.
And because they had no costs, they were able to charge nightly rates that were lower than all the neighboring motels.
So what would happen is the Patel owned.
The same thing is going on in Canada, before I continue, with food industry, delivery services, all that.
So they're hiring all their own family, basically making them work for free, this kind of stuff.
And they can afford to undercut all the competition, charge a little bit less, steal the business, and just monopolize everything.
This is what they've done with hotel chains, and it gets worse.
They're getting substantially higher.
And they're doing it with everything else.
And it's very easy for them to do when you get access to subsidies and grants, $150,000 free elevators, whatever you want.
Motel would be running 100% occupancy.
The other motels couldn't match that rate because they'd lose money.
And as their nephew came of age, they would help him out to buy his own motel.
And then the nephew would get that going, and then the next one, the next one.
You run this for 50 years, and they've actually gone upmarket now.
So a lot of the Hiltons, Marriotts, Westerns, if you really look, you'll find it's under Patel ownership.
And then they went into 7-Eleven.
Then they went into 7-Elevens.
Yeah, they got all the gas stations too.
And the problem is, though, eventually there's no more money because the whole thing is precipitated on subsidies and taxes from the host to support the parasite, which is stealing from the host.
And then eventually the host has nothing left to give.
There's no more blood to suck.
There's no more money to drain.
And then the whole thing, the bubble implodes.
It all collapses.
There's no economy.
No one has any money.
No one can stay in any hotel.
It's already happening.
Restaurants are closing.
All these services are going away.
No one can afford it anymore.
We own all the hotels.
There's not going to be anybody in any hotels.
The government is paying to keep them open.
Because COVID, so we got to do that.
And then they've been, so now they basically are subsidizing these hotels and they're filling them with migrants.
But like, what's the government money?
That's our money.
That's our tax money.
And we're almost out of money.
Like, eventually there's nothing left.
And then what happens?
Oh, they'll just build a whole new economy somehow.
Yeah.
So, Mississauga, how's Mississauga doing?
Let's check in.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good.
Another giant monkey god statue that seems to be in the way of that communications tower, actually.
I don't know if that's I hope a plane fucking crashes into this thing.
I bet we paid for that too.
Don't be surprised we paid for that too.
Um, it's gonna be it's gonna get worse, you know.
Um, take advantage of the time now to communicate, network, work on yourself, try to get you know, physically not for the reasons that you need to do anything physical, but being physically healthy and in shape and strong makes every other aspect of your being in your life better, more efficient.
You're better at it, you're better suited, you're better to able to deal with things, handle things.
You're just better in every way, objectively.
You know, um, do you do you want to go into a more difficult future at a you know, a worse condition, or you know, it's just common.
It's common sense to me.
You don't get mad, yeah, I don't like the fat shaming, and I don't, I don't like them.
I don't like that everybody's sick and dying, but sitting around and telling them that it's they're, you know, it's fine is a lie and making it worse.
And that's actually hurting them and killing them.
So, I care more than you do.
It takes you have to respect people to tell them the truth.
It's easy to lie to people, it's very easy to just lie to them.
Oh, no, it's fine.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Just lie.
Telling the truth is way harder to do.
Well, they don't like it.
I don't care if they don't like it.
It's true.
It's true information is real information.
That's hard to come by these days.
No one's going to get any benefit from lying to them.
And the thing I was talking about, how long until the public just goes, okay, you're just totally fucked.
And I live in an electric cage of gaslighting.
Fuck you.
You know?
And like, so there's a whole news piece here that I just watched the other night.
And I was like, whoa.
On like a YouTube haul, some channel.
I don't know who this is.
Baller.
Sky News.
So this is, it's a mainstream news channel in the United Kingdom.
I don't know how big it is, though.
I think it's more of like the kind of right-wing version.
And probably fake and gay.
Whatever.
There's a lot going on there.
And when you have public personalities like Ricky Gervais, who is one of the most famous British people ever, I've always liked Ricky.
Yeah.
Oh, he's not perfect.
I'm sure.
Wow, amazing.
He does some things you don't like.
Holy shit.
So that's everyone on earth.
Everyone on earth is going to be something about them.
You would rather not be.
That's ridiculous.
Is he donating all of his money to blow up children in Pakistan or move all of Africa into England?
I don't think he's doing any of those things.
So I don't, you know, it's not really.
We have enough enemies to know.
Thank you.
But regular people, and I don't mean people that are just kind of not super involved and super confident.
They're just kind of high.
They're just trying to keep their head down and get through their life and survive, like I mentioned.
When you have prominent public figures and celebrities like that who kind of chime in and lend their weight to something, it makes them feel more comfortable with doing it too because they respect those people.
And if they can say it and do it, well, then that's why they that's why they go around and hire celebrities to push messaging all the time.
It works on, you know, the people that put masks on and stay out of the woods because Tim Houston told them to.
It works on them.
So that means like we're, it's crossing over into it's not just the extremists or just the people who are noticing.
It's not just the, you know, hard right-wing people.
It's not just the right-wing people.
It's crossing over into just everyday Joe.
You know, I get drunk and watch soccer.
That's my whole life.
Now he's, you know, maybe he also likes Ricky Gervais.
And now this is happening.
So the pool of people that's this is exploding, is what I'm saying.
It's exponentially getting worse.
And this, well, it's nine minutes long.
I'm not going to play the whole thing.
Maybe a minute or two.
Just so you get the point.
But the prime, well, maybe about two minutes and change.
The prime minister says some fucking crazy shit in here.
But this is the situation in the United Kingdom, if you're not aware.
I would, you know, I'm trying to follow it, but information's not very freely coming out of there.
What with the old new online harms?
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's Canada's version.
The online, the Child Safety Act, keeping everybody safe in the United Kingdom.
Got to keep everybody, keep the children safe from internet information.
Yes.
So that's why we've arrested your dad and put him in prison because your sister was raped to death.
I'm not happy that this is going to happen.
I'm not, I didn't want this.
I didn't want any of this to happen.
But this is, if there's any reason to smile, or it seems like some people are happy, like, yes, it's fucking, it's because what that means, what this means, which is why I'm happy about it, not that it's good.
It means that there's a pulse.
You know, imagine you've just found your friend, Great Britain.
Imagine.
Imagine if Great Britain is destroyed and doesn't exist anymore.
Like that's that's a good cat.
That's a global catastrophe.
That that's that would be one of the worst things that's ever happened in the world in world history.
That's like the end of Rome or something.
Like that's like, all right, bookmark this fucking page because this is going to be a big one for quite a while.
It's awful.
And you come across them and they're like, you know, don't look too good, but they're not dead.
Not yet.
Look at something.
I can't really tell.
YouTube scroll is not very good.
Oh, wait, that was a decent shot.
They're all wearing masks.
You see that?
Everybody's wearing masks, COVID masks and cloth masks and all this.
They're repurposing the masks.
Those cowards.
Why don't you show your face, those cowards?
You know why they're doing it?
It's called, well, it's an old biker parable.
The old biker Bible.
It says, what was the guy?
Sonny.
I think it's Sonny Barger 316.
No face, no case.
This is proof that the people of the United Kingdom know what fucking time it is.
They saw what happened after the Southport rides.
So mask it on.
So the irony now is that if they could just keep doing the COVID mask could become a symbol of fuck you.
Where they're going to outlaw them?
Oh, you can't wear a mask.
Okay, so one minute you have to wear masks and now masks are illegal.
Now, wait, it's for my safety, though.
What if I have COVID?
I'm sorry.
I can't take my masks down.
That's not safe.
Like the irony of this.
Every time they're going out for shenanigans, everybody's got their masks.
They're all wearing COVID masks.
It must be the new, I think it's the fuck you make me variant is going around.
And the way, and I'm sorry, I interrupt a lot, but you're going to want to see this.
The prime minister, when he gets in on this, the confidence that he has.
He's sperging.
He's spiraling.
You can tell.
But he thinks, like, I just got to.
If I just get there, it'll be over.
And He might get assassinated.
Like, do you know that's on the table, you fucking idiot?
You're killing the entire country on purpose, it seems.
Like, there are people who dream of opportunities like this.
Like, oh my God, that would be the it keeps kicking off.
And the anger is all too familiar.
It started in Epping after a 38-year-old.
Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, but that's not legally, bro.
Like, did you get permission for that?
Did you, did the, did they say you're allowed to do that?
Because I don't think...
They're feds.
They're no, those guys are all feds.
Cause they, Because only fed.
Shut the fuck up, Bobby.
Go back to the kids' table, please.
Was charged with sexual assault.
The alleged victim was a local teenage girl.
In court, it was confirmed that he had recently arrived on a small boat.
Since then, violence has continued around the Bell Hotel, which has been home to asylum seekers for several years.
Pretend it never happened.
That'll be tough.
That'd be tough.
If I could.
You know, no, I don't think I could do that.
Even if I was absolutely fucking shit scared, I couldn't percent it never happened.
I knew about it, and I, you know, can agree with what they're doing, totally can agree with it.
And I would have come along, but what stopped me coming along was I was frightened in case it turned nasty, you know?
And it did.
The police are demanding it stops.
I love this part too, because look, who's this?
This is the eternal boomer.
Look, he's like, I'm just going to reason with them.
I'm just going to have a debate.
We're going to have a discussion, and I'm going to...
They don't care.
There's nothing you can say.
Like, I can just, I don't know what he's saying, but I can tell by like, look at his body language and expressions and stuff.
He's just exasperated and frustrated.
And they're just like, oh, I'm just a fat guy.
I'm just a fat, retarded cop.
And this is my gay, 130-pound homosexual partner.
Yeah, well, we're just kind of waiting for you to go away so that we can arrest your children for complaint on the internet about this later.
Okay.
We're just doing our jobs.
I'm doing everything I'm doing.
I'm doing everything like a dog.
Oh.
Like, they have to be incompetent traitors and fat, too.
God, it's humiliating.
You've allowed this to happen, he said.
Yes, you're right about that.
Hi.
The violence left eight police officers injured.
We will always facilitate peaceful protests.
We're also did their daughters get stabbed to death, though?
Did the policeman's daughters get stabbed or raped to death, though?
Because that's what happened to those people.
So I don't fuck.
Oh, were they injured?
Boo fucking who?
Go fill out a claim, an injury claim, and go mooch off the government for the rest of your life.
Because, oh, go do that, you son of a bitch, and fuck off and never come back, you fucking traitor.
Consider yourself lucky.
The days of eight officers were injured, you're gonna soon you're gonna look back on those with fondness.
Like, oh, those were the days when you could, you know, reasonably be sure you wouldn't get killed on the job because everyone hates us so much because we're facilitating the murder and slaughter and rape of their women for so long.
Remember when they only injured us?
That was better.
I remember that.
Shut up.
So always make sure that the voice of our community is heard.
What we will not tolerate is those random acts of violence that we saw last week.
Yeah, it's not random it's not random it's not random they're just doing what you refuse to do have already been made the warning is clear if you do this you can expect the police at your door and announce today that following this meeting we will establish a national capability across police forces to tackle violent disorder these thousands so the police are going to be remobilized against the domestic population So the domestic population is upset and fired up and
pissed off because migrants and so on are raping and killing and with reckless abandon.
Nothing's being done.
There's just a revolving door of people coming in every day.
They're not even going to jail.
They're not even.
So what did you think would happen?
Random acts of violence.
And so that's what they're mad about.
And the police are going to be repurposed, not to deal with the things that they're upset about, which would bring the temperature down in a show of good faith towards your population that you at least fucking care about this, that you at least care that their children are dead.
Instead of repurposing the police with a task force and elite cops and everything to tackle the boats and the migrants and the gangs and the rape, you're targeting the people complaining about it.
You think this will help?
Why?
Look at, look, another one.
He could be Tim Houston's cousin.
Look how dead-eyed and gay he looks.
How many Epstein phototapes are you like?
I bet, right?
Jimmy Savile was the original.
He was the Epstein for the United Kingdom, if you're not aware of that story.
That's a nasty, nasty one, man.
David Icke was on top of that in the 90s and was saying, they're all pedophiles.
They're all a bunch of pedophiles.
And they are.
And that's also becoming public knowledge.
Imagine sitting there like, okay, I don't care that your daughter's raped and dead, first of all.
Second of all, you're going to jail for complaining about it.
And all the while you're sitting there looking at this pedophile tell you that or pedophile sympathizer or support or looks the other way.
Right?
It's a big club and you're not in it.
Be thankful you're not in it.
Because if you were, you'd probably be a pedophile.
Thugs are mobile.
They move from community.
Mobile thugs.
That's what his people are, apparently.
Community to community.
And we must have a policing response that can do the same.
Shared intelligence, wider deployment of facial recognition technology, and preventative action, criminal behavior orders, to restrict their movements before they can even board a train.
in just the same way that we do with football hooligans.
Oh.
And let me also say to large social...
Media companies and those who run them.
Violent disorder, clearly whipped up online.
That is also a crime.
It's happening on your premises.
And the law must be.
On premises?
Dude, the digital, that's not a physical place.
It's not a premises.
Whipped up violent.
It's information that people are free to process at their will and how they react to that information.
That's their response.
Do you seriously believe people are logging into the internet and think like the Russians are beaming codes into their head and just making them insane?
Like their children are not being raped to death.
Is that what you think?
He might get assassinated.
This guy might get assassinated.
I don't know.
When's the last time a British leader has been assassinated?
If I was the security detail for this guy, I would quit.
On principle, number one, on moral principle.
And number two, it's impossible for me to do.
There's no way I'm going to be able to keep you alive.
So I'm not even going to try.
I don't care how much you pay me.
I don't even want to try because you're such a piece of shit.
I kind of hope they succeed.
So I'm just going to quit and walk away and probably give insider knowledge and information to someone who might be able to capable of pulling it off.
You know?
Because, you know, I signed up to be a protector of the country and our leaders and so, and you're not.
You're a subversive traitor who's killing our people.
So I kind of hope they get you.
All right.
Kind of hope they do.
And oh, we're going to do all this.
We're going to do that.
They already, they already put it.
How many people they send to jail?
Hundreds and hundreds, right, for the riots.
And there were thousands, there's thousands of people in jail for thought crimes in Britain.
Like, they're eventually going to get out of jail.
They're doing like a few years, yeah, but that's not, that's not 50 years.
What are the conditions going to be in this country and that country when all those guys get out of jail around the same time?
Because they were all sentenced around the same, right?
Do you think they're like radicalized now?
And they're in jail with a bunch of like Muslim terrorists and criminals and stuff.
So I can imagine that's a good experience.
They're going to come out.
That first wave of people that you incarcerated, put it, you just threw them into the fire and they're either going to not make it or they're coming out full-blown.
I don't know what it's going to be called yet, but it's going to be.
What's going to be?
Just picture a guy in a ski mask.
Then there are the people who are like 50-year-old dads, 60-year-old dads who they've had teenagers, 20-year-old kids, they're in jail for five years because they said a thing on the internet and they're watching all this play out.
Maybe it's their only son.
Maybe that was their only daughter who was raped and killed.
And it's well, what's he going to do now?
Go back, go watch the Manchester game.
Is he?
Also, by the way, the three men, three who raped the teenager to death, I believe, told her that this is what white girls are for.
The court heard Rotham sounds like quite the place.
And Kier Starmer is sending people after the British people.
And what else is going on in the streets?
This, I wonder why England is just exploding.
I don't understand.
It's so strange.
Look at all.
Could it be how many pride?
How many anti-white flags do you need?
That's really what it is, guys.
I know that the pride people think that's no, it's maybe the one variable that everything represented on that flag has in common is that no one represented on there can produce white children.
That's the only that's it.
So it's basically the flag of imagine the world without white people.
That's what that's what that flag means to me.
That's what it looks like.
That's what it feels like.
That's what it sounds like.
And that's what's reinforced with it everywhere that I see it and everyone who supports it.
And it was originally adopted as an anti-well, anti-Christian symbol because the Christians believe in the rainbow in the Bible is the covenant God gave to people after, all right, sorry about the whole flood thing.
That was a little, I don't know why God's Norm McDonald, but why not?
He could be whatever he wants.
Hey, sorry about the old flooding the whole earth thing.
Pretty extreme, a little much.
Yeah, have a rainbow.
There you go.
Yeah, no hard feelings.
So that's the flag they chose.
And they've added all the other things over the years.
Like, oh, we need the brown stripes and the brown stripes for the people who aren't white.
And we need the trans flag because just being gay is enough.
And we need the cisgender and all the all of the all of these paths lead to no more white people.
You see what I'm saying?
So that's not what we meant by it.
Well, okay.
Well, that's what it means to me.
My interpretation of it is Britain's also arresting 30 people a day for speech.
30 people per day who, again, are going into jail to do what?
Come out as obedient workers or be radicalized into an underground militia that's forming all over the United Kingdom.
Probably consisting of a lot of ex-soldiers and cops.
And, you know, they're going to have inside help.
Like, this place is going to come apart.
And I don't, again, don't, this sucks.
But if you let this go on another 10 years, you don't have any chance of survival.
You go down to check the pulse.
they're not even, there's no pulse and they're cold.
You ever touch a dead body that's been dead for a while?
They're like room temperature or not, the cold.
Like it's weird.
you know and they get all stiff you know you know And they'll gaslight our side.
They'll gaslight those people and they'll gaslight us and say, you're violent.
And you're you've for you've put people into this impossible position.
You have to know full well that this is what we've been saying for years.
This is what's going to happen.
Yes, you're demanding violence.
I'm telling you, what you are doing is going to bring us to a brutal civil war that could go on for 20 fucking years.
That's where we're going because of you.
Stop what you're doing.
And instead, you went, oh, you should go to jail.
Okay, I guess we're doing the war then because you don't want to listen to reason.
You don't want to be a fucking person.
You just want to be a little goblin freak that exerts a tiny little microscopic amount of, oh, I found a little morsel of power.
Let me wield it on anyone that I can to make up for how pathetic and worthless and empty my own existence feels.
I don't have any sympathy for those people.
They created it.
They created this with their weakness, with their laziness, with their selfishness, with their arrogance, with every kind of bad personality trait these people have.
I saw Carl Jung, I saw this, I read this thing and there was a video, believed most people were evil.
Most people are evil.
And I'm like, I agree with this because it takes effort not to be.
It's very easy to just do whatever.
And that's how evil exists.
That's the apathy that I was talking about.
That's the banality of it.
It's just so boring and routine.
It's just almost like a yawn.
Like, how can this happen?
And everyone's reaction is, that's what it is.
That's the environment.
That's the petri dish that evil can grow and cultivate in and feast.
So, with that definition, are most people evil?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
We live in an evil world.
I agree with that too.
This is an evil country full of evil people.
You know, the Middle East and other parts of the world call us the great Satan.
I don't disagree.
But again, we're not with them.
No, we're not with them.
We're not with the rainbow flag people.
They're insane.
They're many of them, most of them, almost all of them, are completely out of their minds.
We're not over there.
We're over here.
We have our own flag.
It's in the hate database.
You can, you know, go look through all that.
You'll find all kinds of, you know, I mean, some of them are legitimately insane, but we're in there too.
And I'm only kind of insane, right?
And it's spreading.
It's not just there.
It's Spain.
Invasion fatigue, they're calling it.
Now, Spanish beachgoers, they're just attacking as the boats show up.
They're just like, nope.
No, no.
This is a boat of migrants arriving, and the Spanish people are like, no, no, that's going.
Where are you going?
Hey, compañero.
No, no, no, no.
Even the Granny Waffens getting in on that.
Look, she's directing it.
Granny Waffin's there, like, first, you want to, you put your knee on his neck.
And then when he says you can't breathe, that means you're not doing it right.
Because if he can breathe, he's not able to make any sound.
It's because his airways open, okay?
So if he says, I can't breathe, you're not doing it hard enough.
And you gotta really, what do you want, sweetheart?
You're a handsome young fella.
Maybe you can lean on his knee on his neck.
I assume I'm a good lip reader, and that's what I saw in Spanish.
I can only lip read in Spanish and translate it into English.
It's a strange talent.
I'm artistic, but I can't...
I can't...
I can't...
Imagine how's the jihad into Spain going?
Well, we crossed the Mediterranean in several days in this horrible boat.
And we've bombed it right into a beach full of Spaniards, and then they immediately beat us up and arrested us and sent us home.
We're going back tomorrow.
It's like, oh, we'll just deport them.
The deporting's not going to work.
You have to shoot them.
That's the policy.
You have to say, this barrier here, this is where Spain starts.
If you want to come into Spain, here's how you get in.
These ports of entry, that's what they're for.
Anywhere else, you're trying to like, I'm just going to sneak in.
We're going to shoot you dead.
That's the law.
You're dead.
We shoot you dead immediately.
There's no good reason.
Any good, well-meaning, law-abiding, oh, I'm an asylum seeker.
Well, then just go through the random, go through the regular port of entry like anybody else.
Show up at the goal, oh, I'm a refugee, and go through the process like you're supposed to.
You don't show up on a fucking speedboat and jump onto a beach and run off into town going, haha, pushing people into the bushes and looking for your friends.
So you can go about breaking into cars and raping people at night.
That's not what we're about here.
So what we're going to do from now on is shoot you dead right there in the water.
We're going to put towers on the beach.
We're going to put a couple of guys up there with a light machine gun.
And it's just going to be something that happens at the beach once in a while.
And the people will cheer when they hear the gun going off.
It's like, oh, sweet.
You know, every once in a while, some dead guys will float up to the beach.
We'll be like, eh, you know.
There'll be a golf cart that comes by, picks it up, bring out your dead, like Monty Python, but in Spanish.
And they'll just, you know, then Granny will be like, there's two more over there by the rocks.
I saw him.
I saw him floating in.
I saw his disgusting fat ass bouncing against the rocks.
He's all bloated.
He's probably been out there for a while.
Others managed to get away, they said, even though several were captured.
This is happening every day for years in Spain.
Another country's thrown its borders wide open.
There's been upward 8 million illegal migrants.
Oh.
This is another one.
Hey, bonus content.
We get to see migrants get attacked and arrested and apprehended by citizens and some fucking, you know, top-tier Spanish booty.
Who's complaining about this stream?
I'm making up for the mute, all right?
Philip, full full screen, Philip.
My fucking Spanish queen is like, yeah, there's more over there that we need to drown alive.
Thank you.
I'm going to go drown those ones over there.
I think this just shows them.
Yeah, there's just boat.
This just happens all the time.
Two dozen, another small boat.
This is all the time in Europe.
So we have, we're flying them in.
And we're lucky because we're getting the Indians who are like very meek and ridiculous and totally physically uncoordinated and retarded.
There's a lot of like they're, of all the cards, we could have, that's a good one, guys.
That's a good one.
That's a good starting condition, you know, or like a like as a first, a first opponent in the playoff bracket of who's who's going to still be around as a people in the next 20 years.
Like, all right, Canada, you're up.
We've just gone through the rest of Europe and invariably, Muslim horde, Muslim horde has been drawn as the card for everywhere from Sweden to Portugal, Spain, Italy, and everywhere in between.
Interestingly enough, the Irish people got a little bit of Africa and a little bit of India.
Coming up now, Canada is, wow, the numbers are in.
And would you look at that?
They're getting a little bit of Muslim horde, but almost all exclusively.
Indian Zerg swarm.
Wow.
So Indian Zerg swarm.
The easiest to defeat of all the possible swarms and hordes there could be.
Canada, well, you've locked out this time.
Congratulations.
You've drawn the most defeatable bracket in the whole playoffs.
We wish you luck.
We wish you great luck.
We hope you succeed and continue into the deeper rounds when we are going to need to cobble together a loose international alliance of surviving countries and peoples to then wage war at a bigger scale as we fight for the civilization of all our birth and mankind.
It's going to be quite a show.
We hope to see you there.
Not really looking good for some other areas, but that's going to be next week.
Music.
What do you think, Phil?
I mean, nobody, nobody turns people on to, oh my fucking God, how many more of them are there?
I mean, Indians, like, look at their stats.
It's plus 10 to annoyance.
It's maximum annoyance points.
They're instantly unliked, instantly unlikable.
Like, it just makes it so much easier, you know?
There's not even any good celebrities.
There's not even good, like, Indian world champion boxers.
There's nothing.
There's the Big Bang Theory guy, and I fucking hated that guy.
There's no one.
They have no star power.
How are the Indians going to succeed?
They have no star power.
They have stink power.
They have eggs and stink power and trash mountain and the pink dolphins that were raped nearly out of existence.
And bungalunga dingalunga and food poisoning and hepatitis.
And they have all of these things, but they don't.
They don't work.
They don't work here.
They don't, you know, it doesn't.
Yeah.
Oh, we've been magnificent monkey god statue.
No, it's not helping.
Everyone hates that thing.
Everyone's very upset.
They don't like it.
You're creating enemies at a pace that I didn't think was possible.
And now, you know, just one day after the other, it's just Canadians are starting to like figure it out.
It's in there.
It's coming out.
Leslie Nielsen was afraid of it.
He knew the power, but he suggested, he's like, maybe in the future, you might.
We might need to be a little less reserved.
We might need to express ourselves a little more.
We might need to.
You know exactly what he was talking about.
Don't act.
Oh, he didn't mean that.
Oh, yes, he did.
What else could he have been talking about?
Like, we don't know that we're not all doing it in our cars.
Oh, I should have said that in the store.
You could have, and it would have been ruthless.
Why didn't you say it?
This is your homework.
You know what you got to do.
Even Peterson would tell you.
Or maybe he wouldn't because you would use it for good instead of Jewishness.
Incorporate the shadow.
Your shadow self.
Embrace it.
It's a part of who you are.
And without being a complete person, you'll never really be able to walk in, you know?
Gotta embrace all parts of yourself.
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Which part of that wants to go on the great cowabunga yeeting?
I don't know, but it's in there.
He's got to let it out.
Just let it out.
*Sigh* Thank you.
Weapons of maple destruction.
Watch out.
You might need it.
I don't know when Rachel's TikTok documentary is going to be, but there's another active club on the scene, guys, and it's a big one, and it's really aggressive.
They've got funding.
They've got hundreds of members.
They're one of the big, if they were in Canada, they would dwarf every other active club in Canada, and probably America, too.
That's how big they are.
Introducing the Muslims.
It's called Spiritual Warrior Camp.
Oh, well, but.
Yeah, but hey, no.
Oh, that's like a cult.
They're doing religious stuff.
Oh, oh, oh, look.
Uh-oh, extreme it.
Extremism.
Rachel!
Extremism!
TikTok!
Before it's too late, save the world!
Save the world of the TikTok force too late.
Oh, no, it might be too late to save the world with a TikTok.
That's more extreme.
There's a lot of extreme.
Brotherhood, what are they suggesting?
Are they suggesting DNA and bloodlines or some kind of significant factor that's worth cherishing and remembering and fighting for?
That's crazy.
Rachel, we're gonna die.
You need a tip.
We need a TikTok right now.
Success.
Faith.
Oh, my God.
They're religious, too.
Do you imagine if we stroke?
Oh, God.
That's one of the scary things that we like.
This is a severe.
This is.
Oh, my God.
They're wearing black shirts.
And joining Spiritual Warrior 2020.
Our enemies are ridiculous morons.
Okay.
So just so you're aware.
Yeah, they're, we're, you know.
Oh, it's just for fun.
Okay.
Well, then, what we're doing is just for fun.
Or is what we're doing for war.
And what, because it's either both or it's neither.
Because, you know, you think they're not doing it.
They're all doing it.
You know, you know, every basically every, I only know three, but all of them.
Guys that are firearms instructors, right?
They teach courses.
You know who they say are taking all the courses?
Indians.
All of them.
All of them constantly around the clock.
It's all Indians.
Why do all the Indians need guns?
Where's your, are we doing it?
Is there going to be a report?
Is anti-hate going to do a report on why all Indians need guns and are driving around with AK-47 decals on all their fucking vehicles and declaring death to India and Modi and how they're going to, and they're literally conducting gangland assassinations and warfare on the streets of our country.
And oh, there's white guys exercising.
Shut the fuck up, Faggot.
I hope they kill you first.
No, last.
Last.
I want you to see this.
I want you to see this.
I want you to remember this.
I want you to see and really, really absorb how wrong you are, but not just how wrong you are.
I want you to actually physically be forced to hear the screaming of the people who are going to go through hell because of you.
And I want you to know that it's your fault and that you made that happen and that your whole life was like a blight, a stain, a disease, a cancer on the rest of us.
Like your purpose was to motivate us to be better as a gross obstacle to be destroyed.
You understand?
Like that's your purpose in life.
I don't know if you know that, but that's what it is.
That's like that's your cosmic assignment.
You're not helping anybody.
No, you're here to provoke a greater standard in achievement and living and life vitality for the rest of us because we're dying.
And without the proper motivation from incessantly retarded, frustratingly idiotic, ruthlessly, murderously insane people, we might not make it.
So, you know, it's like nature's way of reminding you to deal with this.
That's you.
That's the role you fill.
You know, like, you know, like when people get blisters and sores and like when they've got a disease, your skin is warning you.
That's you.
That's what you do.
You're a symptom that we're very sick.
Thank you, I guess.
I just didn't know if you knew that, you know, because living a lie is hard.
And the longer you do that before you acknowledge it, the word, like the damage is worse.
So I'd rather you guys just accept your role in this whole thing.
That you're like a tick or something, you know, like a yeah.
Like AIDS, HIV.
A lot of you guys have HIV, though, right?
It's one in four in Toronto.
So how many of you is that?
That's, you know, not zero.
So there's that.
That's like that.
So just treat it like that's basically you.
You're walking HIV.
There.
That's that's probably the easiest way to say it.
And, you know, and it serves as a lesson to other people of like why, you know, you don't, you don't want HIV because look, which is good because we need examples to show children to go look at the look at the monster.
And they go, ah, right.
Because otherwise, without that, without that example to show Them that you know, they might not believe it, they might not believe that you would exist.
So, we have to, we need to have these people to go, look at that.
That's what you're going to turn into.
You keep skipping leg day.
Oh my god, yeah, you don't want that.
All right.
Um, right on.
This is like the first stream that I'm like on.
This is great.
Minus the muting.
That wasn't good.
But uh, timeline, everything, everything seems to be working out.
We're almost done.
I'm don't have anything left.
There's nothing outstanding.
This has been a fairly successful day.
I started early it, not as early as I wanted to.
I was a little bit late, but going forward, I would like to run that time.
7:15 Eastern, I think.
Is this a better, a little bit earlier kind of shitty for the people on the West Coast, but it's too fucking late in the week.
You know, I'm up all night anyway.
I don't care, but you know, most people aren't staying up till two in the morning.
I am, but most people aren't.
And, you know, you guys need to be well rested and go to work tomorrow so you can make money to pay me later.
So I can't be keeping you up all day.
I'm hurting myself.
All right.
Intrusive there he is.
Says you can't control reality.
That's why the wish granter always destroys them in the completion of their wish.
That's the illusion.
See?
See?
This is what war does to you.
It makes you reflect upon.
You stare into the abyss until you become the abyss, and then you just understand how things work.
It like cynically.
You realize that the world is far more cruel and brutal than you had any business knowing or understanding in the first place.
And then once you know that, you're like, okay, well, people don't like hearing it.
Like, I don't like that.
I didn't like it either, but this is how it works.
And that's how you, that's how you understand, you know, why the wish granter does what it does.
Patton says, hi, Ceces, and fuck you.
It's been a minute.
I'm sure they were probably getting upset, maybe a little bit worried that you forgot about them.
Poxy Bear says, Stellar Show, thank you.
I said, was it you?
Somebody was telling me about Benjamin.
And I was like, I would talk to him.
He's one of the only people I would talk to out of interest.
Just for fun.
Something to do, you know, just because it would complete the circuit.
Because that's who I watched.
That was the first guy I watched streaming online.
I've probably told this story a bunch of times.
5,000 people.
He's like, a shitty law.
It's a laptop with a ship, you know, in his backyard.
Like, this is crazy.
You can, huh?
I had never thought of this.
And since then, it's become a huge, you know, it's a whole, there's so many people doing this now.
So it'd be fun.
And he's a, yeah, he's a Devin would not like it.
Black people, they do not like each other.
Almost nobody likes anybody anymore, man.
I'm just, I'm here to kill the claw.
That's all I care about.
That thing's got to die.
And I realize how unlikely and impossible that probably is, but it's just you're going to set your compass towards something oriented towards something like true and definable and righteous that you know is not wrong.
Like, you know, I'm going to set my compass in direct opposition to the people who fuck children and start wars to make money.
Like, that's pretty bad, right?
I don't know if there's anything worse in the world going on than that, but that's up there.
Wait, we find out they're actually it's another conspiracy.
There's no way of proving his stuff.
It's just fun to or not, but the whole UFO alien world, 99% of those people are insane.
Almost all of them.
But there is some disturbing shit in there, though.
One of them, one of these stories was that they're like, oh, yeah, well, we'll give you some technology and stuff if you just let us take people.
Just a small amount.
Well, just a few.
We'll just.
So they agreed to this in the 50s or something and didn't really get anything out of it.
And they took way more fucking people than they were ever supposed.
They just were like, fuck you, idiot.
Like, what are you going to do about it?
That's out there.
You know, I don't know why I brought that up.
Zaynel says, we need freaking sharks with freaking lasers on your freaking heads.
I would take that.
I would take sharks, moose.
We're in Canada.
Imagine a moose with a laser head or even a horse.
Any large land mammal with lasers on its head that you could ride and command would be very, I mean, it's not mechanized warfare, but it's a weird, it's a weird compromise between old school cavalry and futuristic laser incineration techniques.
I feel like the chances of friendly fire would be very high, but I want to go down this road.
I want to open this package.
I want to go through this door.
I want to see where it goes.
I want laser moose.
I want laser moose.
I want laser everything.
Give them like the class six, like not even legal, like those kinds of lasers that can like melt things.
People steal.
We live in a world where it's not okay.
You're not allowed to go outside.
No one is allowed to say I'm crazy ever again.
Nothing I have ever said or done is as crazy as where we're not allowed to go in the ones for months because they're scared there might be fires.
That thing we've never been able to deal with ever before.
During peak arson season, they're also rationing water in several several counties.
Like, don't spray your gardens.
Why?
so they'll burn easier?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It has been unseasonably dry, but it happens.
You know, a friend of ours actually used to work in the forestry industry.
He's like, this is why I know these things.
He's telling me we used to have these towers, these communication networks.
We had forestry guys.
We had forest firefighters.
We had all that.
It's all gone.
It's all the things we used to have to control this problem are gone.
The government got rid of them.
And now they're like, oh, I don't know how to fail.
Nobody going to woods.
You're a fucking idiot, Tim.
You're a retard.
You're a moron.
You're a moron.
You're a moron with a little dick that gets beat up by homeless guys.
If you didn't have like corrupt vampire money, like you'd be on Reddit arguing over fucking Funko Pops right now.
Like right now.
That's what Tim Houston would be doing.
If he didn't have dirty Dracula money for laundering money for elite psychopaths in Panama, where he was working, or it was the Bahamas.
These offshore tax havens.
This is what he did.
This is where he came from.
That's really big.
Why do all these guys with so much money not know how to get haircuts?
Why do they all look like this?
Why do none of them spend any money or time on their physical presence, considering that it's their position and station and career is so image-dependent?
Like it's very important how other people see and perceive you in this way.
And you're just like, I'm just going to be a fucking piece of shit.
I'm just going to be a disgusting fucking grand.
Why?
You have s-Why?
Oh.
Oh.
I don't think you could bench 135 pounds.
I don't think he could bench one plate.
Yes, I can.
I just want him to agree to the challenge.
So he'll get under the bench press so I can get on top of it.
Yeah, fucking.
Wait.
Wait till you hear the.
Oh, he threatened to assassinate the private.
No, I suggested that if we had a bench press competition, there could be a disagreement on where the bar should be placed.
He thinks it should go up.
I think it should go down with a lot of force and violence and speed.
It's just like we've got different techniques, okay?
Bye.
Thank you.
My all-time record is 315.
What's yours?
If you haven't benched at least 315, I don't want to fucking hear about it.
It's on video.
Fuck you.
Yes, it is.
All this entropy talk.
It's been dead quite like no one's even using it.
I think.
I don't know.
Maybe it's dead.
I really don't know.
I don't care.
I'm not going to waste my time on it.
Somebody says, does this not work?
Now it was an hour ago.
Odyssey works, I think.
Isn't it?
Maybe it's not working either.
How many things are not working?
Oh, see, the stream was going well and it got derailed.
That's strange.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Is it not?
That's bizarre.
I guess it just didn't activate.
Weird.
Unable to connect.
Look at that.
Oh, well, sorry.
The five people on Odyssey that would have.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, that's a guy in the Rumble chat where it's on the Odyssey chat where it's not functioning.
Says, no, I'm watching on Rumble.
Why are you in mind?
It's streaming like there's like seven different places.
It's just all the same people.
And all they're just in every window.
Like, I don't want to miss any of the chat messages.
Guys, it's going to be okay.
It's not that important.
We're just, it's an elevator to hell.
All right.
We went over this.
That's this episode.
It's called Elevator to Hell.
I'm the elevator music.
That's why I'm dressed like this.
That's why I'm dressed.
We're in a fancy hotel going down to hell.
Floor 666 of the sub-basement.
And I'm just sitting here with this notepad.
I'm like, did you know about the Indians?
I'm going to tell you about that for a little while.
Also, what's that bank loan?
You got 7%.
Okay.
My goodness, fucking stupid goy.
Now...
I said great sex toy.
You need one.
Just as, just to how many more floors is this?
All right.
We're almost out of here.
Stream went fairly well.
The last thing was the Trump stuff.
Everybody's favorite.
Everybody's favorite.
But first, this is the kind of shit that I laugh at now, probably because it's probably a maturity thing.
But no, no, it's not.
I think it's just the mood and the temperature of the kind of collective consciousness of everybody.
I think that's like the step, like the Will Farrell comedy.
There was a time for that when it was great.
That now I don't really care for.
I can like when I watch, if I very rarely watch old movies anymore, but sometimes I do.
And if I do enjoy them, it's more of me laughing at how I laugh.
Kind of, I get like 10% of what I got the first time.
And I'm just me kind of going, ha ha, remember when I was happy?
I remember when this was funny, when that was a good time.
I remember that made, I'm like, it's like second, third hand.
It's like used laughter.
It's like going to Frenchies and getting a you, it's getting used clothes.
It's like, ah, it's been, you know, I would have liked a brand new jacket that hasn't been worn and sweat in by some fat guy, but, you know.
Like, yeah, it's probably better when it was fresh.
The dark, it's got to be kind of relevant, topical, and our just, our lives are so fucked up now with so much anxiety and like just it's compared to how it was the 70s.
Yes, it's tyrannical.
Yes, it is.
Everybody saying that to you is a fucking idiot and a coward.
They won't even admit reality.
It's not tyrannical.
We're not allowed to go outside.
If I want to go run on the trail, I'm not allowed to.
They don't fucking close the trails because Indians are raping women on them.
They close them because there might be a fire.
There might be a fire if people are running on the trail.
So trails closed.
You know, Indians are attacking.
I don't care about that.
I'm worried about fire that hasn't happened.
After we invest all this money and all now we go, you could invest some money in firefighting and prevention and forestry management and all, you know, the things that made those had this under control in the first place.
Remember that I don't have anybody for that.
You would have money for it if you didn't give it all to the Indians, though, right?
Right?
So like no Indians equals massive surplus of like billions and billions and billions of dollars that are not going to subsidies and wage subsidies and business grants and loans and support and refugees and free hotels and free meals and all that billions and billions and billions of dollars.
You know what you can do with billions of dollars?
You can build yourself a fucking fire department.
A forestry management service and you can man all these towers again.
You can do all of that.
But you chose India instead.
You wanted India.
So we have India.
That's what we're paying for.
We can't pay for everything.
We can only prioritize and we want India.
So we're getting India.
And every day this place will look more like India because there's going to be more of India in it.
There are more Indian people coming every day.
There could be a hundred million more of them land in this country.
It wouldn't even make a dent.
There's 1.4 or 5 billion Indians.
It wouldn't even be 7% of their population if 100 million of them dropped in here.
200 million Indians.
That's like them going like, ah, you can have Nova Scotia.
That'd be 200 million.
Here, have that.
Like, you understand there's an endless, the stream of Indians, it's forever.
It's not going to, until the boat is so loaded with Indians that it sinks.
That's that's what's going to happen because that's the plan.
It's on purpose.
This is intentional.
This is intentionally meant to destroy the middle class and bring the country to its knees into a, into a chaotic crisis environment.
In which case, they will try to, oh, well, now we need tyrannical insane government overreach because there's so much instability.
But you didn't, you didn't keep up with the walls.
You don't have any men.
You don't have any manpower.
You don't have any cops.
You don't have any troops.
You don't even have robots.
You don't have anything.
You don't have anything.
You have wishes and fishes and angel kisses.
You don't have anything.
You have a delusion.
And because of your delusion, a lot of people have died.
And a lot of people more will die.
And history will appropriately remember you as the worst people that have ever lived.
And spit on your grave, which won't be marked.
It'll be in a mass grave somewhere in the Arctic, probably, and just be.
You know what I somebody told me this or sent me a link?
I don't know how I find things.
The internet, you're just constantly absorbing shit all the time.
And I think it was the Germans, like way back in Roman days, like Germany, the tribes of the how they would, how they would deal with certain people, certain things.
If the crime was like very shameful and like, oh, like just like, you know, like a pedophile would be, or like a traitor or something.
They like erased you.
You basically never existed.
And they would take you out to like a swamp and like bury you alive in the deepest, darkest, like no one will ever, you, you're not even worth remembering.
You don't get a grave.
Like, no, there'll be no hint or memory of you ever.
Like you're just something that shameful and gross should be buried and just sent back into the darkness.
You know, that was kind of their methodology.
It's not around to give anybody any ideas, maybe.
I don't entirely agree, though.
I like that.
I think you should do that, but you should also erect some kind of massive monument to how thorough you were with that destruction because that will serve as an intimidating reminder to anybody in the future that may like, hey, I think I'm going to be a piece of shit.
Well, there is that giant mountain of bones of people that did that before.
Oh, right.
That's going to be our monkey statue.
It's going to be a giant like Terminator-like skeleton statue that's horrifying and it's just made out of human bones of our enemies.
And it's called, it'll be called the Tower of Pain.
I'll be like, those real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We sprayed them down with some kind of treatment.
It'll last forever.
It's basically lacquered, you know?
And the skull is all made out of human skulls and the, you know, something weird like that.
And it'll be, you know, 30 feet high.
And by this time, there will be holographic projections around the ground, like showing you what happened in the museum.
And then there will be like a trough in front of it where people can either vomit or spit.
It's up to them.
But that's, we found in the museum.
That's, that's commonly an urge or an instinct that people want to do.
They like to spit, you know, like in disgust.
And some of them are just so horrified by how grotesque it all was that they vomit.
So we need a trough or a pit or, you know, something there to, you know.
Because I also believe that the kind of residual spiritual essence of these monstrous pieces of garbage will be trapped and retained in the bones to some extent, if not totally.
So they may be spiritually encaptured in this Place and have to watch all of humanity look upon their time on earth, recoil in disgust, vomit, spit on their bones, and walk away forever and ever.
Amen.
What's going on, little dudes and doodants?
See, you've got a big based mountain of bones.
I just came by to see if there are any leftover baby bones.
Didn't see any.
Hoping you left them on the side as they go away snack for old Zion Jesus where he flies off to another dimension.
I see you got a lot of pain written down here, so I see you're doing a good job.
Very pleased.
Very, very awesome.
Gotta say, though, I'm a little cheesed about the whole ending.
Ending the jet.
I mean, I was making a lot of money.
That whole Palestine thing was doing great in my fantasy pool.
I had so many.
I was getting record numbers every season.
Dead babies, dead babies, dead motherfucking babies.
That was the most Zion that Zio Jesus has ever felt.
And instead, I come here.
You're not killing babies, just building mountains of bones out of pet.
I'm kind of sad, guys.
Wait.
That's because you're some kind of fucking psychopath.
You're not any kind of real demigod.
You're just a freak.
You're just a freak with bad hair and can't even grow a mustache.
I'm dethroning you, Zion Jesus.
This is Dick 69's challenge.
Why don't you get on your little magic carpet and fly away before I fly this tomahawk missile right up that ass?
And don't tell Dick69 that it's not going to fit.
Because I've seen the videos and they're disgusting.
You can't talk to Syria, dude.
Oh, he talks too much.
Fox 2.
Fox 2.
Well, it was a stream too late, but there you go.
Dick69 has blown up Zio Jesus.
Well, we'll see what happens.
Maybe he's supernatural.
Maybe he's not.
Maybe he comes back.
Maybe he doesn't.
But they're at odds.
And I don't blame him.
You know, Dick 60, he's just a dick.
He's not a genocidal chosen people maniac.
Zion Jesus, on the other hand, is.
So, you know, when the mountains of bones are constructed, this is the prophecy.
Look, we're taking over the galaxy.
Don't fucking laugh at me.
I'm aligning planets.
The fucking solar system's aligned to my frequency.
Is it yours?
No, it's not.
Shut up, vampire baby-eating people, okay?
When we build the giant bone statue, that's when Zio Jesus and Dick69 will appear, and they'll have a giant battle in Manitoba, probably.
It's just, we need the space.
There's going to be a lot of, there needs to be a big area, you know, that you're going to want to stand clear.
And again, a lot of bones, a lot of bones.
We need a lot of space.
And Ontario's crowded.
It's like the most people per capita per square kilometer here.
Like, there's nowhere else really.
And, you know, Saskatchewan's kind of pretty.
I don't want to dirty it up with the big hole.
Alberta's going to.
There's really, there's the only candidate.
I mean, we could go to the Northwest Territories.
There's nothing up.
It sucks.
He can't get pizza up there.
So I'm sorry, guys.
It's Manitoba.
There's no other.
That's Manitoba's job is to maintain the pit and the giant skeleton statue.
All right.
This is totally unreasonable and necessary, but we're almost done.
And I just want to.
This whole thing was inspired by this just hilarious.
It was kind of hilarious.
It's also kind of fucked up.
British Columbia memes Instagram page.
It says, quote, the government has no realistic solutions to the homeless crisis.
And then this guy acting as the government.
You'll see.
You sure about that?
Canada offering government assisted suicide to homeless people.
Yeah, just kill them.
Why is Canada euthanizing the poor?
Yeah, why?
Shut up.
We're the nicest country in the world.
You see these cope polls that keep coming out?
Canada's the safest country and the nicest country and the best country.
They're desperate.
Like, bro, everybody fucking hates this place.
Sucks, dick.
It sucks, donkey cock.
Donkey cock, not even a donkey.
Donkey, that's a guy.
That's a fat guy.
That's a fat, gross guy who lives on a houseboat and he only showers once in a while.
Not because he wants to, but because he has to go to court or something.
That's donkey.
That's what, you know.
I meant to say donkey, but well, it came out better.
We got that instead.
Now everybody has that to live within their image of their mind.
It's just to prime you because we're going to sidestep into something much worse before I go home for the evening and leave you with these horrible things marietting in your mind that may or may not drive you insane.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
It's, I take no, I take no responsibility.
The user agrees to terms and conditions upon entering, you know, or something.
Somebody, CRJ, will do the NDA or something.
So again, it would never happen, bro.
It'll never happen, bro.
But it's not forever.
Yes, it's forever.
It's forever.
We intend to, said Netanyahu when asked if he aims to take over the whole strip.
No, I thought it was just a limited operation to rescue hostages and kill terrorists.
Oh, well, no, it's not.
It's what it always was.
The greater Israel.
Oh, look at that.
A whole destroyed city.
Amazing.
How many people do you think live there?
A couple million?
How many think are dead now?
Most of them, right?
Probably a lot of them.
Probably most of them.
Half of them at least.
Good stuff.
I mean, chosen, though, right?
Chosen people.
That's what love and tolerance and Bible, you know, that's what it leads to.
That's what being a good Zionist Christian leads to.
All of that death and blood and pain and misery.
That's Christianity, right?
That's what Zion Jesus wants, doesn't he?
Good job.
Good for you.
You know.
Now back to Troy.
He's just learning this now.
Yeah, citizens 60 and up can now enlist, meaning, you know, drafted in the Ukrainian military under gunpoint during martial law.
Also, mentally handicapped.
Remember this guy?
Is he dead now?
Oh, I don't want to load the thing.
I hope not, but probably, right?
what's the lights of life Guy with Down syndrome.
Recording them for their entertainment.
Cool.
What's all?
All right, all right.
Give me a little one.
Give me a little one.
Okay, give me a little one.
Let's let the Down syndrome guy use the mortar.
They're literally just babysitting them because he's like, Yeah, let him shoot one.
They're like, really?
Yeah, yeah, just let him do one.
Come on.
They're like, he's like a child.
This is so cruel and evil and fucked up.
I'm going to die.
He almost put it upside down.
They freaked out.
Get the fuck out of here.
Here he is again.
In a trench line because remember, again, all you people who aren't evil pieces of garbage, the normal most people who aren't evil, here's the fruits of your amazingness.
Your chosenness, your Slava, we stand with, you know, this is what it did.
This is what it created.
You proud of yourself?
And that's how you will be?
You will be?
You will be, man!
You know, what's really worse is how many dead Ukrainian men does there have to be for it to make sense that we have to put this guy in.
Like, pretty much all of them, right?
So, this is a sign to me that you guys have basically killed all of the men in Ukraine.
All of the able-bodied military agents, they're all dead because that's what they're down to.
Disabled people who have no business and should never be anywhere near.
Like, these are the people you're supposed to be protecting, not but you know, you guys had to Slava, right?
I know he said the big when's the big uh when's the big flag going back up over the bridge over to Halifax?
Is that good?
Is that oh, I know we're not allowed to go outside, we can't go in the woods, so we got to do something.
Let's put the big Ukraine flag up and let's put his picture right there next to it and say, Good job, thanks, thank you, Canada.
Good job, look what you did.
This is like a year old, but he's almost definitely dead or mangled by now.
Thank you.
Here they are, you know, just abducting people off the street.
Hold up, we found a 17-year-old, like, get him!
Or no, no, that's like a 50-year-old man, actually.
probably they're You see what you made?
Hey, Slava, good job, right?
This is great.
This is good stuff you did.
Putin is like, yeah, and stuff.
I think you're evil.
They never had a chance to win.
It was over in two weeks, and all we've been doing is feeding money and guns into a losing cause that can't win to just extend it as long as possible to make it more difficult and expensive for the Russians.
It's a foregone conclusion.
And the Ukrainian people are the ones that get destroyed in the process.
You destroyed an entire country of people so you could, you know, win an argument on Twitter and put a flag in your profile.
Where'd all the Reddit Brigade volunteers go?
Oh, they're all dead too, actually.
They're all dead.
How many of our people?
Hey, how many?
We lose anybody?
Oh, no.
No, none of us.
No.
We didn't kill anybody.
Still at zero.
Still at zero over here at Diagalon Waffen Fabric Industry.
Still no kills.
None yet.
I was.
Grandma was going to be killed.
I mean, everyone was going to.
No vaccines, traveling, no masks.
I mean, my God.
But no, no dead.
You guys, I mean, you're in the millions and millions.
I don't know.
Who knows, really?
I mean, we can't count that high.
You're at Joseph Stalin level numbers.
Good for you because you're a good person.
And, you know, more good people.
Trust the play on.
Trust the play on.
Fox News had only three minutes of Epstein coverage in the last four days.
85 minutes of Sidney Sweeney's jeans ad, though.
85 minutes dedicated to an advertisement of a hot girl in pants.
Okay.
Three minutes dedicated to literal Dracula.
Actual Satan.
Actual henchman of Satan gets three minutes.
Girl with huge titties, 85.
It's almost like they don't want to be talking.
They want it to go away or something, even though it's the most explosive and insane story of all time.
And wouldn't you know it?
Here's, oh, look, just like just like I said, here's Gilletain Maxwell told DOJ that Trump never did anything.
Really?
Wow.
Almost like that was telegraphed a mile away.
Oh, I mean, who would know?
It's just a misunderstanding.
so that is mm-hmm Thank you.
Trump's long denied it.
Cut off the relationship years ago.
Oh, after you knew he was a pedophile, though.
That still went on for quite a while.
Looks like even in this photo, because this doesn't look that old.
Oh, 2000.
When was he first convicted?
I think it was like 06.
You didn't know?
You had 13-year-old and 14-year-olds working for you.
He was still on them to take him to his pedophile fuck shack, and you just had no idea, huh?
You're good friends.
He just kept this from you.
He kept it from you.
Everybody else knew.
Everybody else is in the royal fuck.
What was his name?
Prince Andrew.
Nobody told me.
I wasn't invited.
Nobody ever said anything to Donald.
Nobody asked Donnie Donald, would you like to have a 14-year-old?
Nobody ever asked me.
If they'd asked, I would have said absolutely not.
I would have called the FBI and I would have gone in there myself like SEAL Team 6.
I would have gone in there.
I would have dealt with it, but I didn't as nobody ever asked me.
No one ever said anything.
It's exhausting.
Like, how fucking stupid do you think people are?
They are pretty dumb, but too many of them who aren't that dumb, they know, and it's too late, and it's all over.
It's a matter of time.
It's going to take a while before the full, the, the engine, like a big train, right?
A big train, a huge choo-choo train.
It doesn't just, it takes a little while to get going, you know?
It doesn't just, it doesn't just take off like a rocket.
Something that big and that heavy.
It takes a little while.
The momentum, the weight of it, like a heavyweight, you know?
The move slower, takes a lot longer to get going, more resources to maintain and all that.
But man, when that lands, oh, nothing survives.
Nothing survived.
That what does this sound like?
This is Donald Trump at, I think, SummerSlam?
Hmm.
Maybe from another angle, it's better.
Just in case people are coping, like, no, that's not actually.
He's right there on the screen.
This is what they're booing.
Those people look pumped.
Look, they're on their phones texting.
This guy's staring in kind of disbelief.
Like, you know, look at them all.
There's like two, there's a handful of people clapping here and there.
A lot of them are just in their seats.
Like, you lost him.
I told you.
They loved him.
They loved him.
And he betrayed them.
Broke their heart.
Yeah.
Why didn't you show him pushing the chair in for BB?
hear the rest of it They started playing music to drown out the booze.
Hilarious.
Do you hear what I hear?
Choo-choo.
Choo-choo train.
*music*
Because once America goes, man.
Every day, it's a getting closer.
Going faster.
United Kingdom.
Ireland, Spain, France is crazy right now.
That other video went into France, too.
France is getting just as nuts.
It's a getting faster.
Everyone said, go ahead and master.
Love like you.
This whole place is just a Tinderbox.
And there's no like childlike Fantasy of like trust the plans, don't worry.
It's like that's over now.
And there's going to be a hangover period where it's going to take a while for them to adjust and really calibrate themselves to the reality of what that means, but it will happen.
And it is happening.
It happened to me, and I'm not special.
I'm just a regular guy.
A regular guy that survived.
How many of them are going to survive?
Quite a fucking few.
Way too many.
And all the influencers and all the celebrities and all the talk show hosts and all the podcasters and all the horsees and all the king's men couldn't put the Zion Dawn back together again.
It's going to be a hell of a thing when that many people in America realize: geez, there is just no political way.
They're all bought.
They're all paid.
They're all corrupt.
They're all eating out of Dracula's hands and lying about it.
Saying that it's not what they're doing.
I don't know why anybody cares about that.
Yeah, why would anybody care about where thousands of missing American children are?
That's a crazy thing to care about.
That's the most important thing that you can care about.
I don't even, I don't, I can barely do it.
There's a movie at least I really loved it when I first saw it.
It was great.
And then I don't think I could ever watch it again now that I'm a dad.
It was Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal.
I think it was called Hostages or Hostage.
Or Gyllenha's a cop, and Jackman's the father of a child that gets abducted.
And it's a pretty good movie.
But it's kind of a rough, it's a good movie, though.
I'm not trying to spoil it for you.
It's just you shouldn't leave traumatized, but you know, it's an ugliness in the world that's out there.
And that one, that is...
...
Thank you.
People will ignore it if they can to a point, but like, what did Ricky Gervais say?
He just said it because that's what everybody now is going to have to do is what he said.
if they want this to work.
Just pretend it never happened.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't think that's possible.
I don't think that's possible.
I don't think that's going to be doable.
What do you say?
Even if I was scared shitless, like basically gun to your head, admit it it never happened.
I don't think I could do it because that's a child.
That's an innocent child.
I mean, what a fucking horrible fate to have.
Like, do you have any soul at all?
Do you have any humanity in you at all that you can't even say words to like just words?
I'm not asking you to go storm the fucking Pentagon or something.
Just your words.
Just your overt, consensual, your little patch of dirt, your little real estate, your little piece of the whole thing that you get, which is you.
You can't commit that to saying, yeah, this is this shit is this can't happen.
This can't go on.
This is wrong.
And you want, you know, everybody in America, everybody in the world is supposed to pretend like, yeah, the whole Epstein thing.
Just pretend it didn't happen.
It's going to be kind of hard to do.
Especially those people are, they're still around and they're still making everybody's lives miserable.
And no one's getting to the bottom of anything and no one's really dealing with anything.
And it's just more take, more lying, more stealing, more gaslighting.
Thank you.
It's going to be hard to put that Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Not possible.
It's a matter of time.
Thank you.
But isn't it a good thing?
I don't know.
You want to talk about a blessing?
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's what that is to me.
This doesn't seem like it doesn't look like it.
Not what you would think anything about a blessing.
This whole situation.
Everything that we've been, everything that's happened already.
Everything that's probably still going to happen just in our lifetime that we get to be here for and witness and endure and live through.
Because you have to think, you know, the universe isn't here by accident.
None of this is by accident.
We're all exactly where we're supposed to be.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And the pinnacle of your life could have been getting a degree so you could help do bridge maintenance.
Make good money doing that and do some do some vacationing and have a real comfortable, normal, easy life.
And a lot of people would think, yeah, that sounds great.
That sounds nice.
I want that.
But it's not, if you didn't earn it, it's like free cake and candy and money.
It doesn't mean anything.
If you just give a shitload of money to somebody for just, it doesn't mean anything to them.
When people win the lottery, they often always go broke because it's not, they didn't have to do anything.
They didn't have to struggle and endure pain and go hungry and sleep on a concrete floor and do they didn't have to do any of that to get there.
So it doesn't, it's just easy come, easy go to them.
So if you lived your whole life like that, what would be the meaning of it?
What would be the point?
How would you, on the way out in your 70s, 80s, you know, how would you was that it?
This was, this was all there was.
We live at the fucking edge of like the apocalypse.
I mean, the world's not going to end, but it's going to change dramatically if we survive the AI revolution, the robots, the fucking nuclear war possibility.
There's so many reasons that this place is coming to hell.
It's like, this is it.
This is the title fight.
This is the main event.
Let's see what you got.
Let's put everything in there all at once, mix it on a blender and crank it up to 11.
Let's see what these fucking people got.
That's like you got chosen to go in here now and be a part of this.
Never in history that I'm aware of has the world been awake and alarmed and mobilizing on both sides towards the kind of end that we are right now, to kind of conclusion.
You've got a international network of extremely rich, wealthy, monstrous, evil fucking human beings that everybody knows about.
Everybody's more and more rapidly agreeing, coming to this conclusion every day.
Oh, and by the way, there are criminal vampires, pedophiles.
Oh, and by the way, there are criminal vampires.
Especially if you're the kind of person, I suspect you might be if you're into any of this content at all, the kind of person that if you're going to fight, you're going to struggle, you're going to go out, you're going to go out after something.
You don't want to win a bake sale.
You don't want to win a basketball trophy.
I mean, okay, sure, that's nice, whatever.
But what about the kind of people that, you know, because of their decisions, their life choices, whatever, that whole town doesn't get destroyed, you know?
That's got to have some weight in the expanse of dimensions or this life experience, whatever this is, that that means something.
How much money and coins and shit you collect doesn't mean anybody can do that.
It's not that hard to do.
It's just who cares?
It's meaningless.
It's nothing.
The voice said that the core of this is one side is pro-death.
Everything they do And want and insist upon leads to death, leads to more war, leads to more killing, starvation, genocide, abortions, whatever it is, more death, more mutilations, more craziness, more suicides, more drugs.
Oh, more, more, more, more, more.
And the other side wants to pull away from it and go in the other direction.
So, and now it's both reached such a zenith of power and influence that it's like this global kind of struggling wrestling match now.
However this concludes, that's going to be it for a long time.
Thank you.
And it's hard to just, you know, convince yourself of that, you know, especially when your days are hard and shit, you know, things are not going well and so on.
But, you know, we're all going to, it's not meant to be depressing.
It's just, we're all going to be gone someday.
And you could have been anywhere.
You could have been anytime.
You could have been involved in anything.
And it could have all been, you know, amounted to not much.
But this last couple hundred years is really coming to a fucking point, isn't it?
And imagine, you know, it's like, you know, being a kid.
You know, maybe that's what it's like in the soul dimension.
I want to play.
All right.
We'll let you play a couple minutes near the end of the game.
We'll let you play on the fourth line for a couple minutes tonight.
You know, you could have had that.
Or instead, you get, oh, you're playing.
Yeah.
Oh, you're going to play.
You're going to play in the championship game, actually, on the starting lineup, front and center for all the marbles, for everything that's ever fucking mattered.
Now, then, and in the future.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If that's not a blessing and a vote of confidence, no such thing exists.
It's made for us.
And they're ridiculous people.
Don't go in the woods.
This is.
Guys, we could have had Genghis Khan.
Some people got Genghis Khan on the cards.
They were like, oh, man.
They had Genghis Khan.
We have Peewee Herman, guys addicted to butter, fat, retarded lesbian rooster people.
Like, come on, guys.
What are you crying for?
Ooh, what's all been threatening?
Yeah.
I say it because I believe it, and I believe it because it's true.
They're evil.
Most people are.
And some of them are exceptionally evil.
Some of them are really professionally scummy and awful.
And that happens to be who our enemies are.
Oh, it's too hard.
It's just a shadow of a What else should we be doing?
It's just a shot.
Playing Pokemon.
It's just a shot away.
And it's just getting good.
It's just starting to get good.
Oh, I see the fire is sweeping.
Everybody's impatient, but I say.
Guys, speaking from experience, war is very slow.
There's a lot of sitting around and waiting around and being pissed off and annoyed.
And every once in a while.
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
It's so overstimulating.
It's more than you can handle, and you feel like your bones are going to explode inside your own smoking skin.
It's just a shot away.
Vibrate out of your chair with adrenaline.
And you wish you could go back to being born.
And that's God.
He's like, yeah, you're never happy.
You're bored.
It's too crazy.
Figure it out.
It's all just a ride, you know.
Just a patch of real estate.
You're in control of you.
What you want to do.
And we're where we are because too many people that's what they chose.
This is what they wanted.
You can't control them.
You can't make decisions for them.
You can only control yourself.
That's how it works.
You do it.
I'll do it.
Well, I'll do it.
And at least make that distinction.
If that's the best we can do, that's better than nothing.
And I'd be proud of that.
How did it end?
Not very well.
It was pretty bad.
It was pretty ugly, pretty much, but there's a little pocket.
They were okay.
They ended up not being...
Some of them did show up to stand in the way.
And make sure that they didn't have a clear shot at the children.
Some people did.
Where would we be without them?
We wouldn't be worth shit.
I don't normally say it, but God bless those people.
Wherever you are, whoever you are, wasn't for you, we wouldn't have made it this far.
And we wouldn't be lined up for this awesome conclusion.
This is going to be great.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to be insane.
I got my favorite pair of beach shorts picked out.
Thank you very much, guys.
Please do the things, the channel, whatever, like, subscribe, share, whatever this stuff.
Ragingdistant.com, JeremyMcKenzie.ca, you can find all my stuff there.
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Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
And I'll be back next week, hopefully at an earlier time.
You know, like I said earlier in the thing, if you missed it, go back and listen to it.
That's why it's on replay.
You can get on spot fights and all the places and stuff.
It said too much.
We've been talking too long.
I'm going to bed.
And it's 92 of them.
This is awesome.
Let's go, Phil.
We get it.
Congratulations.
Six ever Transpatria.
See you on the beach.
See you on the beach.
No, Phil, I don't want to do European vacation again.
Because we did that last.
We just did that a few years ago.
You remember?
It was horrible.
Denmark, the Bridge of Death.
You don't remember any of this?
It's changed.
I bet it's changed.
It's probably worse than it's ever been.
It's probably the worst thing I've ever seen.
It's probably so bad that my playlist won't even activate and do the things that I want it to do.
So I have to filibuster while I search Florida on YouTube to create the illusion that I meant for this to happen the whole time when really it's just technical difficulties.
Phil, is that what you're telling me?
I don't want fine.
We're going anyway, guys.
We're teleporting.
Yay, let's go.
What is this?
What year is this?
2034.
Those guys look like football hoorigans with their armored, and that guy's got a flame throw.
What is this?
What do you mean, Manchester United?
Like a soccer team?
It's like a soccer team.
Well, they're kicking the ball around.
Oh, no, wait.
Oh, that's a human head.
That's a human head.
That's a human head.
What?
But I thought it was just what I...
That's the...
That's the leader of the Muslim actors club, isn't it?
What is happening?
Oh, they really did?
Did they start it?
Or who started the hate switch?
Was it the British?
I mean, I feel like it's, they made this mess, right?
They conquered the world and then they fucked it up.
So if anybody's going to clean it up, it might as well be them.
Let's go, you fucking blindy fuck.
Is that a homemade tank?
That's amazing.
They're just forcing people over the cliffs of Dover in the thousands.
Wow.
That's the loudest version of Louis Vuitton you've ever heard.
A lot of these guys are in their 60s.
Well, I mean, never times.
You know what I mean?
Do what you got to do, boys.
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
Dying frozes.
I'm okay with this.
I don't mind this vacation.
Loided up English guys throwing people off the cliffs and over.
This is something I never thought I could see on the front door.
We should sell this.
If we package this up, we take people on trucks and sell a lot of money.
People want this, Phil.
I'm not leaving.
Leave without me.
I'm staying here.
Vacation has to get away.
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