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May 17, 2025 - Raging Dissident
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537 - OSTRICH OF MASS DESTRUCTION

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You ain't so far away, but we gotta do some dusting around here.
I swear I cleaned it.
It is.
I know it's cocaine dust.
I don't know who your guy is.
It could be like you.
could die.
Interesting.
Who can tell what's wrong already?
I don't know.
It's always something.
It deleted my tip.
Fine.
I'll just randomly talk.
Whatever the first person, the first thing I see in the chat that even remotely resembles something a little unhinged, but, you know, passable.
I could put it in there.
Let's get creative.
Not a lot.
Just a lot of madness.
I'm out.
This is all your fault.
You did this.
It's usually your fault.
How are you guys doing?
It's Friday, isn't it?
Is it the 16th?
Is that what Davis says?
Yeah, the ticker's just disappeared.
Maybe we just leave it dead.
Maybe we let it die.
Maybe it's time for it to go.
We're just killing random things.
What else?
That's the whole stream.
Pick one thing and I'll get rid of it.
Voted off the island.
Voted off the bigot island.
Yeah, I don't know what happened there.
Just kind of, I mean, it's there or just it's gone.
I don't know why.
Strange.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, this is just a frequent thing with me my whole life with technology.
And I know it sounds insane.
And in a lot of ways, it is insane.
Because it's an inanimate object.
It's not alive.
It can't, you know, get moody and develop contempt for me and decide to sound things like this.
But I swear to God, it does.
How do you sit there?
I don't open this program, any of the streaming software, since I've used it last when it worked.
I have changed nothing.
I have done nothing.
I haven't even...
Nothing.
And it's like, oh, a lot of things have changed for no reason since you last were here.
That's gone now, and that doesn't work.
And that's a different color.
And that font is just uninstalled.
Why?
Because fuck you.
That's why.
Because I'm a computer.
Because I'm technology.
I do what I want.
I have so many sunglasses on this desk.
I was thinking about becoming a computer character, but I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know why it's done this.
This is interesting.
Now my mouse is not moving?
Yeah, that thing used to always be pretty reliable, but now it's not.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what to tell you.
Let's.
Oh, I see what's happened.
It's been shrunk.
Oh, that makes even more sense.
So the thing I never touch, which is now invisible, shrank and moved itself off the screen.
I don't know.
I'm not going to spend all night trying to screw with this because that would be silly.
But I honestly don't know what else to it's becoming a meme at this point.
Like, yeah, the font has uninstalled itself, I guess.
Yeah, okay.
See, see, this isn't happening.
This is not helping anything.
All right.
Fine.
That's the end of you.
Budget cuts.
You know, you're done.
Ticker's done.
You're moving.
Oh, no.
We don't want to kill that.
We're just going to move that down there.
Make it a little less uninhabited, a little less deserted island-y.
Oh, it works over here for some reason.
In a different font, it's not, but you know what?
You've had your chance.
See, now it's all worried.
And the ticker's like, oh, I lose my job.
Yeah, you probably are.
You probably are.
I'm going to replace it with scrolling thumbnail images of just, I don't know, things Derek finds in the woods.
Like, literally anything is better than you right now, scrolling box.
Okay.
I really don't know why I've bothered with it this long.
It should just be terminated.
So we need to do is just terminate things.
Just start getting rid of things.
Start getting rid of things.
All right.
Anyway, that's out of the way, I guess.
How are you guys doing?
Filthy Weasel.
Hey, man.
He says, it grows increasingly difficult for me to comprehend the mentality or lack thereof as I witness cars with window stickers slogans of elbows up flood into Morton's.
Philip, please make my brain pain go away.
Well, let's see.
He's an expert at that.
I think that's, I mean, he doesn't want to admit it, but that's probably secretly what happened to him.
See, oh, you're here too.
Why?
Why does your box work?
What do you mean?
Because you're not gay.
That's not an answer.
I'm starting to think you did this.
Like, literally, the font doesn't exist.
The one that I've used for years.
Why would I uninstall?
It doesn't.
Does anyone else know?
Don't answer that.
I'm going to get all kinds of DMs and things where people go, oh, you got to, you got it, you got to.
And then it'll break worse, just like last time.
And that's why I ended up with a broken mic stand.
I've broken everything, broken brain.
Actually, I actually have a video for that.
Mr. Weasel, I'll just give me a second.
Ostich?
I think you mean ostrich.
I missed a lot of this.
I understand.
Fairy hates ostriches.
I think he's just afraid of them.
I think he just has a deep fear of the ostrich.
And to be fair, he doesn't trust anything that can stand up higher than him.
And ostriches can get fairly tall.
So he doesn't trust them.
And I mean, they're creepy.
You know, it's a tennis ball with like a pool noodle of a neck and legs just affixed to a giant ball of meat.
And it can run really like surprisingly fast.
And they've got this.
They're kind of monstrous.
They are a little monster-like.
but I think he's just letting his fear get to bed.
I mean, ostriches only kill...
They're not that dangerous.
They're a little dangerous.
Per capita, I don't know how dangerous.
I don't know if they're as dangerous as migrants.
So if the deal is if we just have ostriches, I mean, we could eat the ostriches.
That's actually a helpful contribution to society.
We could eat the meat from the ostriches.
That would be something that would be putting into the economy.
And I mean, ostriches do also, they also crap whatever they want, but you can fence them in and they can live outside and they don't mind it.
Like they like it out there.
And they don't really have any interest at working at Tim Hortons or drive-thrus or they don't drive any vehicles.
So there'll be no more transport truck crashing.
So as much as Ferry doesn't like it, we're going to have to press forward on the Ostrich for Migrants initiative.
And we're going to load up on ostriches and trade them for all the extra people we have.
And then we'll become a superpower based on an ostrich economy.
Ostrich eggs, meats.
And fun.
And think of the Thanksgiving.
Turkeys are getting a little expensive.
We'll do a Thanksgiving ostrich hunt so you can go out and teach the boys how to shoot.
It's a perfect center mass.
It's a giant ball of meat that just floats around on spindly little dumb legs.
And we're going to have a lot of them.
Like so many, we'll have to shoot a lot of them just to stay on top of the population.
So there's a lot of upside here.
There's a lot of economic bonuses and stuff.
And because of now the ostrich threat in Western Canada, especially, they'll be forced to abandon a lot of the gun restrictions and arm most people over the age of 10. Because these ostriches specifically, they will hunt in packs and they won't attack people outright.
But if they are small, you know, like chill, like coyotes will do.
Like if a child is left, the ostriches will drag it away.
So we're going to need a bigger oven.
I don't know how you even cook an ostrich.
I imagine you have to cut it up.
We might need.
And, you know, Robert Picton isn't with us anymore.
So we don't, I don't know if we have any experts on how to slice and I don't know.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't know.
I've never tried to make too much meat fit in a freezer that it wasn't built for.
And again, Picton isn't here anymore, so I don't know what we're going to do, but we'll have to put our heads together.
So I don't have any updates for you, Zaynal, on the Ostra situation.
It's just my initial take on it.
The latest controversy.
Dagalon's latest.
It's tearing us apart.
You're either pro-ostrich or you're not.
It's going to tear everything to it's finally.
This is what's going to undo us six years later.
Ostriches.
That's what destroys it all.
Ostriches.
They started fighting over ostriches.
And that just unraveled.
I don't know.
It was the weirdest thing.
You wouldn't think they would care, but oh, do they care about their long-legged meatbirds?
I don't know.
Intrusive Thought says mimetic incognition hazards are physically resonating through electronics and erasing data due to the disruption and the energetic.
That could be true.
You can't fix this.
Just ride the wave of psychic energy, maybe dump some extra mind-brain powers into it even.
I don't know if any of that's true or could be true or how it works, but I know that if I investigated it, I wouldn't come to any conclusive answer.
I wouldn't be convinced totally that it's impossible or that it's happening either way.
So I'm just going to choose to believe that it is and just live my life that way forever.
It saves time, you know, otherwise you're just in an endless debate over nothing.
It's like, just pick one.
Just pick one and move on.
You guys, some of these conspiracy guys and people, listen, you got to, again, the hyper-feminization I'm talking about.
There's too much of this.
You guys got to fucking man up.
All right.
You're like women with shoes and clothes and outfits.
I did this with 9-11 back in the day.
No, it was a justification.
No, it was an alien.
Who cares?
I don't care.
I care who did it.
Who did it?
Who did that?
Who did that?
So we can find them and kill them.
Who's that?
Who did that?
So we can kill them.
We need to kill who did that.
I don't know why this is why is this a conversation we're having?
Hey, guys.
A shitload of people got murdered by a conspiracy involving terror.
Something shady is going on.
A lot of people died.
All right.
So what we should do for the next 20 years is argue over laser beams and fu and, you know, Yeah, okay.
There never was any planes!
I don't care, man!
Who did it?
Oh, it's not important.
That's the only thing that matters.
And then, once they're dead, then you dissect how do they do all this crazy shit anyway?
Otherwise, you're just leaving it like Jack the Ripper.
Turns out may have had an unsurprising heritage.
Yeah, you just leave it alone, and it's just gonna stay.
It's just gonna stay out there, destroying psychic energy.
Feeding it in.
It'll fix itself.
Next stream, everything will be fixed.
Just gonna meditate on it.
Suspicious, CRJ, since my credit card limit was reduced.
I need CSIS dollars to feed myself because of you.
Also, Death to Mr. Speaker.
I thought I banned the $3.
I was thinking about this in the shower.
I need to make a note of this and investigate it because I'm going to do it.
Fuck it.
Minimum.
No, there's a mini.
Inflation and listen, we've classed up the joint a little bit.
I'm still wearing sweatpants, but hey, you know, you can't tell.
So minimum.
Door covers going up.
Pays for the extra entertainment.
Pays for the pole dancers.
You don't see.
We have them, but they're not for you.
You just have to pay for them.
Seagulls is pretty sure ostriches are actually the last dinosaurs that roam Earth.
I don't know what they are, but they look smug.
Ostriches have an undeserved smugness about them.
You ever look an ostrich in the eye and you can just get the sense that it knows it really believes that it's better than you and you're like, you're a fucking meat bird.
And it's still just, because its head's way up in the air.
And you're like, I think I could beat it in a fight, but I don't know.
Don't they have like claws on their feet?
Maybe you can't, man.
Maybe ostriches are just mad that, you know, Dana White's not going to let them participate in UFC.
John Jones has been ducking the ostriches his whole career.
And yeah, they're smug when it comes to people because they're like any, the worst ostrich would fuck you up, John Jones.
The worst.
A blind ostrich with one leg would kill you.
Yeah, we're just going to make weird ostrich jokes for a while because this is, we're in Canada, I'm Canadian, and we're all insane.
We've been forced to live in a mental prison of abuse and gaslighting for so long that there's really no tethered to reality anymore.
We're all lost at sea making our best guess as to which way land is, north, south, east, west, underwater, in the sky.
Nobody really knows.
Nobody really cares.
It's almost as if nobody's really ever cared.
And those of us that do care, try to care, try to make other people care.
We realize that they don't care either.
They never cared.
So what do you do with a pile of people that just don't care?
You throw them up in the air and wave their hands around like you just don't care.
You know, you just, you fucking, well, you know, you do what Phil would do.
You hijack the boat and you throw those people overboard.
I I don't care.
I don't care to be sailed around by a bunch of people who don't care about their job.
Because I need to get Rim going alive and healthy.
And not stabbed by a Somalian on a train.
So.
You gotta go, you know?
swim time, bath time.
Set what the bank!
You don't get this.
No, you don't get this.
You don't get to have this either.
Why can't I?
It's like he's put...
It's like he's put safeguards on it.
I can't even edit some things.
He's the one who calls that the tender.
Cops on the corner always ignore.
Somebody's getting paid.
Jimmy's got wide lost for high.
Got laid in jail.
Got a little highway.
Does business all day.
But now he loves the ground.
Silted to the sweet people out there.
Heavy drunken ostriches can carry heavy mini-gun bomb knives.
They look like if you could tame them, you could pack.
They could pack some things.
They could carry some weight.
They could carry ammunition.
Ostriches could carry ammunition.
They could also carry casualties.
You get a structure with two ostriches on either side, and you just bounce along on the you're up and gone out of there.
You're better than any alternate vehicle.
An ostrich can get you down the side of a mountain in no time.
If it wants you to, if it wants you to live, if it doesn't want you to live.
Well, you'll find that out too.
Zionist Cox says, get all the negatives out of white countries.
Hail Woden.
Wogan.
Keep your head says Auschwitz equals ostrich equals Hong Kong.
I'm not sure what that means, but...
What happens if someone's colluding?
Is Fairy in here?
What happens if someone's colluding with the ostriches?
What do we do with them?
What happens when you're caught colluding with the avian enemy?
Well, they're not burnt.
They don't fly.
What if they could, though?
For the amount of money that we've sent to Haiti and Pakistan and transgender surgery and all these things, we should be like that's a waste of money.
Use that money to see if we can weaponize flying ostriches.
Even if it doesn't work, it will yield significant genetic scientific scientific genetic research.
Like, we're going to get better at it.
We're going to get better at trying to put wings on things, maybe people, and maybe anything, really.
We could start making designer monsters, but we'll never be able to do that if you guys just keep insisting we send all of our money to gay transsexual surgeries in the Middle East, which is them just stealing.
They're not doing any of those things.
They're just taking our money instead of investing it on animal hybrid monster weapon programs.
And I don't want to hear anything about immorality or playing God or anything like that.
Listen, you're either, are we in this to win or not?
Because they're making Skynet.
They're making robots.
There's Indians everywhere.
There's no rules.
So let's, I don't care.
Weaponize animals.
I feel like if the animals could fight, they would be on our side.
Because they're just, the other side is just anti-life and anti-nature.
It's insane.
It's obviously insane.
Here's another mad scientist thing I would do with money.
In case anybody watching is still trying to decide if I should have a lot of money or not.
Some rich patron out there.
I would.
Yeah, we would have a weaponized animal program for sure.
But what about dolphins?
They say they're smart enough to communicate.
They're almost as they're potentially as intelligent as people even.
Let's put them in a tank.
Let's surround this tank with screens.
Can they see, like, how do they sound?
They can probably interpret.
I just want to show them just the general state of what it's like up here on the dry part of the world and see what they say and see if they don't either try to kill themselves or go insane immediately.
I just wonder, since they're smart enough to communicate back and forth and understand things, I wonder if they also would be horrified.
It's an untapped manpower source.
I don't think anybody's really looking.
Nobody's really looking into recruiting animals.
The Russians probably have tried that.
The Americans too.
Actually, the Americans and the Russians both tried to train and weaponize dolphins.
They say tried.
I don't know if that means, hey, I tried to join the army.
How did it go?
I mean, I began the application process once upon a time.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
The government says they're doing shit like that.
Like, oh, yeah, we tried to brainwash people with radio waves, and then we just did other things after a while.
Uh-huh.
Did it work?
I can't tell you.
Cool.
So it worked.
It works.
That's good.
Patton.
Patton's still upset.
Defeated the wrong enemy.
That's what Patton did say.
And then he got killed in a car crash.
Allegedly.
From a collarbone.
Broken collarbone.
You die from broken collarbones all the time.
Was there an ostrich involved?
It would change the story.
If there's any photos or evidence that even suggests there were any ostriches in the area or the hospital around where George Patton died, that changes everything.
We don't really know whose side they're on.
And he says the three orbs disappearing.
MH370 is interesting.
Yeah, that's a.
That's a creepy video, man.
I know which one you're talking about.
I don't have it to just show everybody, but it appears authentic.
It was leaked on YouTube shortly after the plane disappeared within like a year or six months or something and kind of went undetected for a long time.
No one really knew it was there.
It was just a weird file number upload unlisted chant, just kind of like, and it had data and markings on it that suggest it was some, someone took it from inside a sensitive area in the military or somewhere and just literally just put it on YouTube, like screen recorded something, threw it on YouTube and said, get fucked as their own kind of personal fuck you, maybe, or they're trying to, I don't know.
Or maybe they put it there.
Maybe the CIA put it there for you to find.
I don't know.
But it's, that's the story.
And it's fucking weird.
It shows three light balls of light circling in an orbital pattern around the aircraft, which then they collapse in on themselves rapidly all of a sudden and it goes into a big ball of light and then disappears.
They never did find the plane.
So I don't know what that means.
I do know that on the plane, there were a dozen or so scientists that were involved in some kind of cutting edge project.
I don't remember the nature of what it was, but it was when something happens with a plane, right?
I always try to go to, I think there's multiple ways to solve problems and kind of come to conclusions or kind of get into the ballpark of maybe what's happening in a certain situation.
With that, plane disappears, strange circumstances.
Nobody really knows what's going on.
What I like to do is I go, who is on the plane?
Hey, who's on there?
Oh, just some people.
Cool.
Can we see the list?
They see like the manifest?
Why?
Just curious.
Like, oh, yeah, a whole bunch of these people work for this top secret.
Oh, okay.
Well, now we're getting somewhere, aren't we?
What are the odds of that?
Yeah.
Hey, would you look at that?
Somebody coincidentally took out billions of dollars in stock options against United Airlines and American Airlines in the weeks and months before 9-11 happened and made a lot of money.
Huh.
I wonder what that's about.
Probably, I bet the ostriches did that.
Pay no attention to that.
Argue over About laser beams.
Argue about laser beams and reptiles and stuff like that.
Ignore who did it and where they went and what they're going to do next.
Ignore that there's a serial killer on the loose and argue about Jewish space lasers.
To be fair, they probably do exist.
I don't think they used them on the Twin Towers, but that was because of budgetary reasons, because the space lasers are very expensive and they don't like to use it.
It's like the good weapons, like they only brush those out once in a while.
It's like how they reuse wrapping paper to save money.
Like, no, we don't use this headlights unless we have to.
Because it's just expensive.
We're going to try Indians first.
It's the cheapest option.
CRJ says when Freeland announced for her next cabinet position, Wow.
Wow.
Those sounds were probably rough to listen to, but it was nothing compared to what my eyes just endured.
And they did it all.
They blocked it.
I felt the pain in my optical nerves because they refused to let it go into my brain where it would kill me.
So I saw it, but I didn't, nothing happened in my head.
I didn't picture anything, but my eyes hurt now.
And I think the left one, I might have astigmatism.
Yeah.
Thanks.
That was three.
No more.
I'm, I'm done.
No more.
If it's, I'm not doing it.
No more $3 chats.
I'm going to make it a minimum like $100.
That's what I should do.
Bullock says, happy belated birthday to the queen.
Thank you, man.
We appreciate that.
And so does she.
Yeah, we get bombarded with a lot of great things and letters and notes and encouragement and presents and things from you guys.
Appreciate it.
It's.
There's no rule.
There's no.
Training or manual on how to handle this.
How to manage this kind of life.
Ostrich enthusiasts Zanel.
Okay, so he's, oh, no, he's still, he's still an enthusiast.
We got to get to work here, guys.
Ostrich eyes are bigger than their brains.
You don't know what if their brain's in their big, giant meat belly.
Maybe it's just a brain with legs and a periscope.
That's what I think an ostrich is.
I think the ostrich's brain is in its giant meat belly.
And it's this whole, this is just a periscope for its giant stupid brain.
It's a disguise.
It was a giant blob mind that couldn't do anything.
So it found a way to grow a periscope and basically spider-like creepy bird chicken death velociraptor legs.
And then just started sprinting around and pecking people and being a nuisance.
And it never really needed to evolve past that because it basically became the apex predator of our time after that.
They thought about getting wings, but they were like, that's too much.
That wouldn't be fair.
No one.
We'd risk an alien invasion.
They'd say, this species can't get off this world.
It can't.
We got to get rid of them.
I wonder if they'll come to that same conclusion if the Indians keep trying to launch things into space.
I don't know.
Intrusive Thought says, can we have bear dogs with angry mental teeth?
no no We can't afford that.
Think of the feed.
Well, I guess they could eat the ostriches.
But we'd lose a lot of dogs.
I don't know.
Maybe, you know what?
Maybe we shouldn't have too many predatory monster animals because then there'd become a competition.
There'd be infighting and we could be destroying ourselves, to be honest.
I mean, now that I think about it, I mean, I grew up with Jurassic Park.
What are we talking about?
Are we just asking to destroy ourselves?
We might be.
These are desperate times.
CRJ says the cell phones and the passengers were accessible and could be called for weeks after the quantum entanglement port.
Are you talking about the MH370 plane?
Yeah, that was on also.
Their phones were on and connected to the computer.
So very strange story.
Who the hell knows?
I just accepted years ago that the world is a lot weirder than we like to, that we're comfortable with.
We kind of feel like we get it all figured out as adults and get to a point where we're comfortable.
Like, yeah, we've got a good, but we don't have any idea.
We have no clue what's going on.
And I mean, just my own life experiences, I've seen that.
I'm just things that I don't, you just have to accept that like, I am never going to understand what the fuck that is.
It's, it's beyond me.
It's like a monkey observing a helicopter.
It's just, you know, John, just, it is what it is.
All right.
Don't think about it too hard.
If you were meant to understand it, you would.
Drives a lot of people crazy.
So yeah, there's a lot of weird.
But that's good.
It's good.
You know, keep an open mind and don't.
Never be so sure about anything.
I like that.
I like that.
I think that's...
Thank you.
It's a nice kind of a feature of our existence here.
Sometimes anything is possible.
Chaos.
things come out of left field all the time.
And powerful people, especially, have been trying to insulate themselves and put themselves into positions as these ones are doing right now to which they will be on top forever.
They will consolidate all the power.
They'll be gods on earth.
And that's final.
The end.
They win and done.
But no one's ever been able to do it because it's impossible.
Because it's just, there's too many variables.
And even if you did, there, I did it.
I conquered the whole earth.
Oh, crap, space rock, you know, you know, oh, solar flare, everybody's dead.
Oh, Yellowstone, everybody's dead.
Oh, tectonic shift with everybody.
Oh, pole shift, everybody's dead.
Oh, gym.
There's so many things that have documented that have happened that could happen anytime out of the blue without warning right now, and everything would be fucking over just like that.
So you just, you know, accept it.
Instead of struggling and straining to try and control everything.
Is this something I can wrap my head around?
Nope.
we'll just mark that under the whoa file and move on I went around and around and around in circles with some of that stuff for years There's nowhere left to go.
Until something happens someday where there's some kind of revelation where we understand.
But it's not today and it hasn't happened since.
So it's not my line of work.
And it's not something I would, you know, be able to do anyway.
Gonna go around knocking on doors.
Hey!
Tell me what's going on with all those weird lights in the sky and people disappear and nobody knows.
I think that's this, that's the actual secret that they don't want to tell anybody that they actually they don't fucking know either.
And that's not a good answer.
You don't really want to tell people that.
Um intrusive shots says also owls are compromised.
They don't use them.
They are the biological UAVs for an off-world entity.
I don't know if that's true.
Is it true?
How do you know?
How much do you know about this though?
Is this something you've you've looked into?
Because I have an owl outside here and it it hoots at me and I hoot back and it responds.
Like we talk we talk and I have no idea what I'm agreeing to but it is but something's taking place.
So if you've got information that owls are or potentially some kind of communication device for something else but they're creepy aren't they they don't make any noise when they when they fly like they like nothing they can record them cam was telling me about this and i was like what he's like yeah man yeah yeah they recorded ravens
and all these different birds and but an owl nothing scientists don't even know how they do it it should be impossible and right then just this giant fucking can it can it see us it was one
of the scariest nights of my life everybody says how great bc is and they neglect to tell you it's actually it's terrifying i was laughing at the uh at the gym the other day with some of the guys i was like yeah i was out in bc a little while ago and they were talking about this and that and um they were like yeah isn't there like crazy animals and stuff out there i'm like yes yes you could very easily just be going out
like you would here in nova scotia we don't have any it is nova scotia is probably the safest the most dangerous animal in nova scotia you have to deal with is the royal canadian man of police that's the most dangerous wildlife in nova scotia that's most likely to kill you is the rcmp um but they're usually very brightly you can avoid you can steer clear of them but uh other than that like we have like a moose will get in the road deer that there's
no snakes no spiders no earthquakes tornadoes we don't have anything no cats no bears i mean there's bears but they're you can probably fight it and win like a full-grown man could probably fight one of these it's not like you've got a shot i'll say i'll say that you'll probably lose if the bear wants to kill you but it's not impossible you could beat the shit out of this bear i've seen them chased out of neighborhoods in pettawawa with nothing but like flashlights and you know angry half-drunk corporals in their underwear like i've seen it so the bear is the bears they're kind of
bitch ass nothing but in bc you can be like i'm just gonna go out for a piss and then get eaten by a mountain lion and be like oh shit right yeah careful you don't think about that out here it's a risk out there like y'all just gonna go off into the woods by myself unarmed fucking way out in the hills and fucking oh yeah you know there's like man-eating predators out there right i don't even know where they got i know they have rattlesnake some kind of uh some kind of snake you don't want to bite you
in saskatchewan is it a rattlesnake i think alberta might have some too yeah down down towards the southern border there yeah there's there's rattlesnakes and shit and i was like what going back to nova scotia the safest place on earth except for the police for now i think the indians are at number two wild wild transport or i'm sorry uh vehicular homicides vehicular accidents causing death that's number two it's just a fact it's like nature so people have kansas has tornadoes
we have vehicular accidents causing death part and parcel i guess we're just being weird tonight rosie's okay and he made it a four dollar cute the minimum has is what it says regarding all scientists water car inventors and free energy engineers please stop going to smart guy conventions in the same damn plane yes
another one that people don't you know it's true there was a guy who claimed to there were several people who claimed to invented hydrogen-based engines water water-based cars and they worked and then they died and then the patents disappeared and uh there's been a few of situations like this uh bullock says a classic find your friends respect thank you man everyone should should have by now you should have found something uh zanel says you made an agreement you don't want to keep it the owls contract.
The ostriches, they can help you.
I don't know.
That's true.
He hooted.
I hooted back.
I looked up what kind of owl it was, like based on the sound.
And like, what are their hoots?
And there's a whole YouTube list of these are the hoots.
This owl, this is what he hoots like.
Pay attention.
I will demonstrate.
I will demonstrate again from another angle.
This concludes our instructional package on the hooty hoots of the hooty owl, ominously trying to communicate with us at night, to which we are responding blindly and having no idea what we're saying or doing or agreeing to, like you said.
I said...
Morgan's like, we should go put it on a tape and go outside and just blast it.
I'm like, or like play it on the phone.
Like, what if it flies down and lands on my head or something?
And you wouldn't even hear it.
According to Cam, I would just be standing there and then Morgan would just be fucking horrified and I would just feel my bones being pierced by razor blade claws and I'd look over and there's a giant fucking owl right in my face with its, you know, beak ready to drive it right into my brainstem.
This was a mistake.
You know, I don't know.
They might be terrifying.
Aren't they the animal?
Isn't that the Illuminati?
Or that's the Bohemian Grove one, isn't it?
Weaving spiders come not here.
That's their logo or their slogan.
I think to mean they're not supposed to be coming here to be fucking hatching schemes because it's a big gay networking event.
where they all get naked in the woods and do drugs and do weird shit, Bohemian Grove and worship an owl statue.
Sometimes I think when I, you know, we talk about, or when we, when I, well, some of you are sending me demented super chats, talk about things like this, how I would sound to myself 15 years ago, 20 years ago, a crazy person, obviously.
And I'm just like, I wish that was true.
I really wish that was true.
You know?
You just make glancing references here and there to different things.
And to most people, like, what?
How do you, what are you, you sound crazy.
I never heard of any of that.
I think you're spending too much time on the internet.
I think you should watch more reality television and take some more prescription pills.
Have you seen that the new Tom Cruise movie out?
Like, yeah, he was on the list of people.
I was looking at it earlier this afternoon on the N14.
I was looking at it earlier this afternoon.
It's all out there.
It just, you know, there's so much that people don't know about.
And if they did.
One of the best quotes, I think it was George Bush Sr.
Not, you know, not the fun George Bush, the creepy George.
They're both creepy, but senior.
Georgia.
George Bush Sr. seems like the type of guy who would enforce like a strict dress code in his house.
Like there'd be room inspections, probably and dinner attire.
You would have to wear particular outfits for like it would be a whole production.
But also at the same time, he would insist everyone in the house be in bed by 8 p.m.
sharp so then he could go back to his hobby and other love dissecting live human prisoners in the basement in a soundproof room.
Barbara, get the children to bed.
I've got to go downstairs and finish my project.
Stop screaming.
You're making it worse.
Hey, Daddy.
You got a bunch of Nick Robins in the basement.
They failed us.
They failed the Rand Control.
So yeah, they're tied up in George Bush's house and he's just cutting them up.
I'm not doing this because I have to.
I'm doing it because I like to.
America will be avenged.
That's a whole other, like...
Thank you.
It's like a boys' club.
It's a fraternity, essentially, the skull and bones and all these, you know, their secret society.
It's fucking gay, all right?
There's too much feminine energy in the world.
And I'm here to ruin all of that.
But also, you know, I'm right and deal with it.
But people will treat these kinds of groups, oh, the skull and bones and the Illuminati and the fucking almost and talk about them almost in this kind of reverent tone as if they're like immortal, like they are so they're just people and they're fucking retarded.
Like they're gay, you know, and I mean that in a not that they're homosexuals, but they a lot of them are.
Just I grew up, I'm an 86 model.
All right.
I'm a vintage.
I'm a vintage 86. Upholstery still in great condition.
Slight smell of cigarettes, But nothing you can't handle.
And when we were kids, when something was gay, it just meant bad, shitty, lame, dumb, uninteresting, don't care.
I'd rather eat a snake than did, you know, this is so fucking gay.
That's what we would say all the time.
Like, no one cared anywhere.
And not just the kids, the adults, everyone talked like this.
Everywhere.
The, the, the, um, verbiage has changed so much from when I was like 15 to now.
It's insane.
And it'll happen to you, Nick.
You shouldn't let them take words away and tell them, you know, what you got to say.
But there was no, there was no real ill, there was no hostility.
It wasn't like everyone sitting every day was like, you know, this, whatever life situation, man, this coffee order is wrong.
This is so fucking gay.
Insert subtext.
What he really means is I need to kill homosexual people now.
I need to kill them.
I need to find them and kill them.
We got to work on Monday.
That's fucking gay.
Death, kill everyone, kill them all.
No.
We're just complaining.
And now people say it's fucked.
It's retarded.
That's another one.
This is retarded.
Are you disparaging handicapped people?
No, I'm saying this, what we're doing is really dumb and fucked up.
And I feel stupid having to be forced to participate in it.
It's retarded.
Why?
That's really rude.
Why?
Because some people are mentally handicapped.
They're going to be offended.
Are they here?
No?
Well, they're fine then, aren't they?
It's not like I went into the teacher's class, you know, because we even.
We were children and we could handle this.
They were segregated.
They had a different class for the other kids, you know?
And we all just quietly, like, we were smart enough to understand.
It didn't need to be sat down, explained step by step because it was obvious.
Like, okay, they've got obvious, you know, developmental, mental challenges, all kinds of reasons why they're not, you know.
And sometimes they would come in and they'd have their, you know, teaching assistants and stuff with them.
And I always just felt bad, you know, like, that sucks.
Like, you know, someday I wonder if I'll find ways to fix that.
Because when you want to, I don't know how you would.
I think you'd have to have some pretty advanced science, like some like crazy engineering mRNA.
Technically, technically, that's how you would do it because they can evidently edit your genetic code with these mRNA injections.
So anything's possible.
Talk about growing wings on people.
But imagine that in 100 years.
Maybe less.
Maybe way less.
They go, hey, so your son has this, you know, they're going to need a lot of attention for their whole life.
They're never really going to be able to do much.
They're basically going to be children for their whole life.
Or $10,000, we get them this shot and they'll be relatively average normal person by the end of the month.
It'll be physically somewhat moderately painful for them.
But we have painkillers and we'll do all that.
And then, yeah, they'll kind of just come out of it.
Holy fuck.
Wouldn't that be an invention?
You know the manpower save that would be?
Why are we trying any of the anything like that?
Is anybody even looking into these things?
It's like it's rude to even talk about it.
Like, oh, I'm sorry.
Am I the only person interested in like, is it even possible to like not leave these people behind, essentially is what I'm saying?
Because if we could, since we're, we're fucking genetically engineering everything under the goddamn sun, viruses to take people out by different races.
We're growing ears on bats.
We're doing all kinds of fucking nonsense.
We're just experimenting to see like, hey, can Indians do high-level things?
Like, we're doing all kinds of experiments.
I'd fund that.
I'd give money for that.
Hey.
Find a cure for retarded people.
Then we'll give them all injections to the liberals.
And then it's like.
We'll be right back.
It's not.
Look.
They can't get offended.
They're not here.
And they voted for the Liberal Party.
They're retorted.
They don't know.
It's not their fault.
You can't get mad at them.
They're special.
*music*
The Liberal voters are special, okay?
You can't get mad at them.
I'll tell you, raise your hand.
Sound of booze, I've got your door.
Like a few white men, tell me now.
It's time to spill the day.
Now you've got your company.
Posting a drawing mirror.
Another piece they write.
The ostriches are coming to take your life.
Come to take your life.
I'm through the dead of life.
the ostriches ride This is Fairy's Nightmare.
He's going to be hunted by bands of ostriches wearing bandanas and gold chains, It's Fairy's Nightmare.
It's Fairy's Nightmare.
Now I've seen it all, Phil.
Tupac loving ostriches with bandanas and gang beans with fairy.
What is happening?
Same thing, it's always been happening here.
If we act as insane as possible in here, it will neutralize what's going on out there and we won't go mute it.
Oh, yeah, yeah!
I think the science is settled.
It makes sense to me.
I hope I haven't made a contract with the owls.
TRJ says mountain lions or BC kitty cats.
Jeep semi-trucks will kill you.
Random needles in the sidewalks will do you in.
Yeah, don't touch those.
Survive all that, and you might beat the beat BC Depression Suicide.
A shame.
It's such a beautiful place out there, but.
Yeah, like everywhere, it's been hollowed out.
The soul of it has been taken away.
It's I don't know how to describe it.
I barely have enough experience to even kind of conjure a thought to make sense.
I was going to say, like, our generation in particularly is a linchpin.
We're the one that is the link between the present and the past.
To like the perfect kind of allocation of time.
Because there's the pre-internet, social media, Facebook, cell phone world, which was totally different from this one.
Totally different.
And it was way better.
And not necessarily because of the technology, but for a number of other reasons.
But there was a whole, like the before times, you know, like people may remember before COVID, yeah, like that, but even more extreme than you could possibly imagine.
If you're too young, you don't remember any of that.
You weren't there.
You can look at it in pictures and so on, but you don't have memories of it, feelings of it attached to those memories.
People, smells, certain songs and foods and clothes and things.
And it can bring you back to it.
And you will instantly, you can feel part of that time period and what it was like for just a just a moment, just a split second, you're back there, just for like a one frame.
And for one frame of time, you, you know.
Remember that?
It was totally different.
It wasn't just nostalgia.
It was people.
It was societies.
How everyone treated each other and spoke to each other, the things we cared about and things were important.
It was a completely different world than the one we're in now.
So if you're too much younger than me, you wouldn't remember that because you were born after.
If you're born in like 99, you don't, it's 2009 by the time you're 10 and really starting to be influenced by the culture and the society because you're going to school now.
You've got, you got your own little life, you know.
But it's so we're like the last ones that remember what that was like.
And, you know, the transitional phase didn't come when we were like 65, 70 years old.
It's kind of a window of people basically from like maybe 30, early 30s to 60. It's like, that's it, guys.
You're it.
You're the last ones that have a real, like a real solid grasp of what reality was and where we are now.
And everyone else is either dead or brand new and they're just if you say so because they weren't there.
So if we're not successful in bridging this gap, and because as they kind of drag us into the future off the deep end, we're losing a lot.
And we have to maintain as much, at least the fundamentals, the basics that make us who we are, our morality, the things that are important, right and wrong.
This has to be preserved and guarded and then handed off to the next, like at least make sure they comprehend this shit.
Because if this isn't, eventually it'll sort itself back out.
But if we lose touch with all of that, it's over.
What a responsibility that is.
What a responsibility that is.
Because they are.
they're trying to erase things in real time history itself.
Deleting what I can't even, There's so much different things to see and read and be distracted by every day.
Even that 15 years ago wasn't, it wasn't this crazy.
And I can't tell you how many different people, presentations, movies, independent product things that I've seen on the internet, social media, YouTube, and stuff in the early days that are just gone.
It just no longer exists.
Some people you can meet will remember it.
You'll see them on internet forums.
Does anybody remember this?
And I'll nod like, I mean, I don't post on them, but I'm, yeah, I remember that.
I'm like, I could have sworn it existed.
I'm like, it did.
I fucking swear to God I saw it.
No, it doesn't exist.
And that's just the things I'm aware of.
They're really, they're really, really, really relying on this kind of digital prison system to work.
If they can keep us addicted to this and dependent on this artificial digital grid that they've created, then they can always control us because it's literally like that film, The Matrix.
It's plugged into you.
Like in the back of your head, like you need it to live.
Like you can't just.
You're so plugged in.
You're so attached.
You're so connected.
You're so logged in, account confirmed and verified with two-factor authentication and thumbprint scan and retinal confirmation and voice recognition software to log into your AI personal assistant and Best friend, and maybe even romantic partner whose consciousness can be downloaded and placed into a robot that you can now buy from Tesla for $35,000.
Contract starting in 10 years with as little as monthly payments of $499.
$599.
Like, what is going to become of us?
That's the way we're going.
It's just people are fundamentally different now to a large degree.
And I don't think because they want to be.
Not instinctively.
But again, everything's got to be plugged into this.
So I think part of the counter-revolution in the future will be people that just...
I don't think...
Like how bad will it have to get?
I can see people getting to the situation where they're like, okay, this is fucking unbearable.
This has become, it's, Like, we got to do something.
This is, this is, I can't live like this.
And you?
Can anyone?
Can we all?
No.
The Amish are doing okay.
And the Mormons are doing okay.
And some of these people, they're outside.
And the system doesn't care about them because they're not a threat to it.
They don't care about it.
Unless there's like a land dispute or for some reason, you know what I'm saying?
Other than that, they're just like, whatever.
They don't have social media.
At what point do people go, okay, this is super sick, insane, crazy society?
Or a bunch of other people are like, we're basically just going to go back to living like pre-internet days.
And because this is a level of sickness I don't think I can live with anymore.
I don't think it's conducive to good living or good positive results for anyone.
I can see that happening in the future.
I mean, it probably already is happening to some degree.
I mean, you wouldn't have to have, you wouldn't have no technology whatsoever or anything, but you know what I mean.
People would try to withdraw and segregate themselves.
And they are.
That's where people are homesteading and they're doing these kind of off-grid communities and stuff.
As long as not too many people do it, they will more or less probably just ignore you for a while, anyway.
Because as long as most people are still participating in the scheme and doing what they're supposed to do and generating money for their investment owners, nobody cares.
And they probably will because we've already seen that human nature says people will do what's easiest and most convenient almost every time.
They'll almost always just do what is the easiest, most convenient option.
And all they do is either offer you the carrot or the stick.
They'll say, oh, come get this needle and we'll give you an ice cream bar.
It worked on some people.
And if that doesn't work, they're like, okay, we didn't want the ice cream.
Well, now you're going to lose your job.
Most people just do what the fuck they're told.
So I guess what I'm getting at, and it's, you know, I'm not really sold or nailed down to any particular strategy or anything like that.
And you shouldn't be.
You should be able to be flexible and adapt and change with times and momentum and, you know, how things work.
And just because it always worked doesn't mean it always will.
And just because it's never worked before doesn't mean it may not in the future.
Things are never such thing as a 100% solution.
There's always a little bit of wiggle room and any kind of conflict where there's a push and pull and one will against another.
There's friction in the middle.
shit shakes loose and nothing doesn't always go the way that they're supposed to.
Um, you know, Thank you.
But it's almost a stronger move to just disengage.
If you can.
If they're trying to corral and control the population, just leave.
Instead of trying to fight the claw, just wherever you see the big claw shadow hovering for a bunch of people, it's about to reach down and scoop up.
just get out from underneath that.
I mean, you could, and I guess, and that's probably what's going to have to happen and is happening in a lot of places.
It's not exactly being advertised or anything because that would be very unwise.
But yeah, people are just kind of collectivizing and going, well, I like where this is going.
So let's all group up and, you know, we'll try to rally up somewhere and we'll just ride this out and just kind of stay out of the, you know.
So sort of like the in the woods guy, but not one guy.
Like a few hundred would be good.
Thousands and you're probably fine.
Because that's, again, the porcupine defense.
You don't have to be, you don't have to be big and mean enough to kill the other animal necessarily.
But if you're a big enough pain in the ass, if you're just not worth it, if you're the other one is going to, I'm going to lose an eye, or I'm, you know, there's other things I can do.
There's other things I can eat.
I don't need to do this.
That used to be Canada's military policy until they were like, let's just make everyone gay.
Let's make everything gay and kick everybody out.
Make room for all the Indians to come in.
And it's falling apart now.
Ostrich Rambo.
Oh, great.
He's even got a little headband.
Carney may have to recruit ostriches into the army to help stomp Trump.
They might be Trump's ostriches.
Where are ostriches native to?
That's the first question.
Are they from Australia?
They seem like a freak show of an animal.
Have you seen some of the shit that comes...
...and I'll see you next time.
They say there used to be a much bigger continent there, Indonesia, like all those islands and stuff.
There's basically a sunken continent that would have connected to Australia, all these places.
And good.
I'm glad it's gone because that part of the world was just only making monsters.
The only thing that came out of that whole sunken part of the world were monsters that should have been in a George Lucas movie.
Maybe that's where ostriches are from.
Emus are from Australia.
See, I fucking, they knew it.
They can't be far off.
They're like cousins.
Emus are just like weed smoking ostriches.
Right?
That's what.
Emus are just, you know, they're a little more chill.
They just like to snack.
Hang around.
They're not galloping around, you know, pulling up, pulling, pulling people's skirts down.
Getting a bully circle going around a man and his family on a camping vacation, just kicking them back and forth, calling them a faggot.
Emus don't do that.
Ostriches, though, totally will.
So will geese.
Geese are also dicks.
They will fight you.
They're fucked.
I think they know they'll die.
I mean, I've seen them chase after like eagles and hawks.
They're just like, I don't really want to live anyway.
Kill me.
Don't kill me.
I can fucking win either way.
I think that's kind of their attitude.
Would you want to be one?
Intrusive Thoughts says owls don't poop.
Traditionally, they puke up bones and other difficult to digest matter.
Their eyes are cones and their brains are visible through the side of their face.
Their heads are satellite dishes.
You're not making me feel good about this.
I've got to check Rumble now before things get too out of control and then divulge into the some relevant subject matter.
What even is this?
You know, it's never been anything.
It's just me sitting around fucking around.
And it could be whatever.
Tonight?
Ostriches.
Last time?
What was last time?
Kitler, maybe.
I don't know.
But right now it's ostriches.
Later, it could be batteries.
After that, revelations about the polyo family's sexual excavates.
Like, it could go anywhere.
You don't know.
Nutboy.
It says, ostriches with freaking laser beams and saddles.
Mount up and roll out.
Yippeekaye, motherfucker.
Yeah, Dr. Evil on ostriches would be cool.
Is this true that Mike Myers was named in the Diddy shit?
I saw it.
I thought I read that and I'm like.
It happened right at the time that Mike did the elbows up shit with Carney, like the same week.
So Mike Myers finds out, oh, fuck.
Oh, no.
Phone rings.
Hey, you want to come do some bullshit in Canada?
Yeah, Absala.
I would love to get the fuck out of here.
And just pretend, hello, hello.
We got to win an election, guys.
Wow.
Liberals are just mindless.
Like, oh, I'll see what Mike Myers is doing.
sitting around fucking crushing rum and cokes, watching CNN.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Waiting to see if he's going to be called as a fucking witness or charged as an acc I don't like where this is going.
No This is a freaking setup www.bullshit.com Nah, he it seems to me like if you if you get wrapped up in the P. Diddy shit, you deserve to be because you are probably a piece of shit.
There's a number of people.
I don't, I'm not big on the whole celebrity culture thing, but some people are, and I hear this and that, and I see, and I grew up listening to some of these people, so I'm sort of familiar with it.
Not like, you know, somebody who's like 22, who's like, who gives a fuck about P. Diddy?
I know, I wouldn't either.
I bare, I don't.
But I had to fucking hear about him all those years ago.
And it turns out actually he's been, you know, pounding dudes in the ass this whole time.
And isn't that hilarious?
All these fucking dumb white kids thought they were hard.
Fucking poof diddy.
You're gay.
You're fucking gay.
See, there it is again.
When we were in grade nine and you were fucking rocking Puff Daddy and you were fucking gay.
Sorry.
You were gay then.
You're even gayer now.
Because it turns out Puff Daddy really likes dicks.
Actually.
So, yeah, I'm petty.
Yeah, I'm keeping a grudge from grade nine or whenever that would have been.
Seven, maybe.
Maybe even five or six.
I'm 11 and 12 and just sitting there like, enemies for life.
Someday I will get you.
Someday I'll get you.
And I just waited.
I waited 30 Years.
I waited 30 years to dunk on these Puff Daddy fans.
I just waited for a time to illustrate how fucking stupid they were and still are.
Remember that guy you just blindly loved?
Yeah, he's a fucking.
Maybe you shouldn't just blindly eat shit from television.
You're my hero.
You're on a screen.
Don't do that.
It's retarded.
See?
See?
Gay and retarded.
Neither of those things are literally true about the people I'm thinking of.
None of them are gay or retarded, but they were fucking also gay and retarded.
Because they like, you know?
If you're from Nova Scotia, if you're from Pictou County, it makes perfect sense.
No one's confused.
No one from Pictou County is confused at all.
If anything, like, why the fuck are we still wasting time on this?
Because God, because boys, because people, they're fucked.
Have you been out there?
I'm not even trying to...
I'm not even...
I mean, not really rednecks.
How do I describe Picto County to people who don't know what it's like?
Think of like sort of like a Stephen King town setting.
You know, like those northeastern small town kind of, you know, everybody knows everybody.
So it's like that.
It's a fishing town primarily, and there's a lumber mill.
That was pretty much the economy and a power plant and kind of stuff even further away.
But a lot of blue-collar guys.
And there wasn't.
It was just people being drunk and calling everybody gay faggots and eating lobsters and stuff like that.
You know, it's pretty straightforward.
Thank you.
A lot of stuff would burn down.
I don't know anything about that.
Anyway.
I don't know what we're doing.
We're just wasting time.
I swear I'll talk about something.
You got to sift through it.
Anybody's like, there's a million things we could discuss.
And you guys are like, ostriches and laser beams.
You got to cut through them.
You got to get in there.
These are like $1.
$1.
$1.
Thank you.
It's like the jukebox should not be at the front of the door.
Oh, I'm a human jukebox.
Zanel says, how many ostrich wings do you think you could eat?
I would never eat one.
I'm weird about meats.
If I've never consumed this animal yet and I'm almost 40, I don't need to.
I'm good.
I don't need to risk new meats processing new life forms.
I'm good where I am.
I don't want to.
I like the operating system I have.
I'm content with this configuration.
It's like, you ever get it just the way you want it?
Like, okay, good.
Don't there.
Hey, you should fucking start eating weird meat birds.
It might be it.
Nope, I'm good.
I'm not even going to consider that.
How many could I?
I would eat zero because I'm above that.
I'm too good.
I'm not going to eat an ostrich.
An ostrich would eat me, of course, because it's a piece of shit for berry and savage animals.
I think I would eat a dirty ostrich.
I would eat that thing.
That piece of shit.
Have you seen an look at an ostrich's face and you tell me if you'd eat that thing?
It's not worth eating.
It's worth shooting and leaving for dead in a ditch.
Maybe worse.
Maybe stringing it up.
Maybe stringing it up.
You know what you do?
You cut the legs off and you cut the head off at the base of the neck.
And you take the legs and you stuff them in the neck hole where the big head used to be.
And you put the head neck thing in one of the leg holes and you leave that for the ostriches to find.
That's a statement.
That's a big fuck you because the ostriches are very proud of their weird alien periscope heads.
They think that's their greatest invention.
And this is us saying, look, these are the same thing.
Ooh, look at me.
I could gross spindly lungs gay, gay and retarded.
And you cut them off and you rearrange them like Mr. Potato Head.
And now the ostriches are like, number one, they don't respect our developments.
And number two, they are psychotic.
This is like the Mexican cartels of like, like, just stay away from these people forever.
And there.
So yeah, we had to do a bad thing.
I had to do, I had to do war crimes to one ostrich.
But if we didn't, the death toll will be unimaginable.
Trust me, it was the best.
This is what was best for everyone.
Vlad the Impaler was not a monster.
He just did, listen, he was a smart guy.
All right?
He did the math.
We can kill 10,000 people can die or a million people can die.
So I'm rolling the Stalin card on this one.
The needs of the men.
What are we talking about?
Zoo is banned.
What are you guys doing?
I don't care.
Whatever.
I guess am I getting paid now for your fucking moderator shenanigans?
Cambi says, tell Fairy I have an ostrich trained for him.
Not for him, but it's going to love him.
But those are angry demon faces and then be two B's.
I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about that deal.
If that underworld crime deal popped up in my phone and I saw, and on my phone settings, I had the preview settings set so that it would display the first several sentences of the message for me before I open it and then confirm a red receipt to which the other party will then know that I have read what they've sent me.
I would use that option as a filter and I would not open that one.
I would read it and see it and go, hey, check this out.
But not because if they know I've seen it and I don't respond, they know that I'm rejecting their offer or I don't, and now maybe we're at war with the ostrich people.
We don't want, It's better to just say, oh, maybe it didn't go through.
Maybe you just didn't get it.
Maybe, oh, I got it.
I just didn't want no.
I'm not getting involved in this.
It's ominous.
It's unclear what they mean.
There's coded language.
This is not good.
This is the Chinese.
This is the triads.
Ram III says 2006 was great from the perspective of a five-year-old.
I don't know how your 2006 was.
My 2006 was a formative year.
I deployed to Afghanistan in 2007, in January.
So all of 2006, I was doing pre-deployment training for that mission.
I think it was like 18 months.
It was over a year anyway.
It was a long time.
And there's anything else I could have done.
I could have went to university.
I could have, you know, I didn't have to do that.
And everybody's different.
You know, what you want to do, who you are is who you are.
It's your DNA.
I think there's a lot of, I don't think that's, I don't think that's constricting.
I don't think that's a negative thing.
To me, that is a very liberating thing.
The bad guys will tell you it's not.
There's no such thing.
It's a fucking thing.
No, there is.
Your DNA is very important.
That's you.
Like as a code, almost like a computer code, where if you download that information and can reproduce, it would be illiterate.
That's how they clone people.
They could, like, I would, I would never, I wouldn't do these experiments because they are insanely unethical.
And I just, I can't, I'm not, I'm not willing to contend with that.
But if you did cloned a bunch of people and just put them through radically different life circumstances, like say you clone somebody 20 times, gave them all different names, secret government program, only they know, give them, and you place them in different homes, scenarios, income, all kinds of different things, and then track them.
And then throughout their life, by the time they're 30, 40, 50, you do these kind of benchmark check-ins.
And then you, because this is obviously the CIA or some other Cree DARPA or something fucked up.
They think they're just going to their doctor for a checkup, but it's not.
It's a CIA doctor.
And they take their blood and they do all this kind of shit.
And they're, you know, and they take them back and they go, wow, these guys are all pretty much the fucking same.
Wouldn't that be something?
Like fundamentally, their belief systems, their tendency, like they wouldn't all be exactly the same.
And I don't know what would happen.
I think the other guys would contend that, oh, no, you're essentially, and that is what they say.
That is one of the fundamental disagreements that we have with them.
That anyone from anywhere can be anything.
No, they can't.
No ostrich can be an emu.
And no emu could be an ostrich.
unless they put on a costume and everybody else was already kind of drunk, then maybe they'd get away with it.
But outside of that...
They kind of contend, like, yeah, you could just...
You are basically just the result of your environment.
You are basically just the result of your environment.
But we know that's not true.
Like, I have speech, you know, not even patterns, but like the way I say certain words, the way I maybe cough or do things that are like identical to other family members.
And it's not, I didn't do it consciously.
It just, I would, I would assume even if I grew up in China as an orphan, I would probably still do most of these things because it's not, it's, it's like choosing if you have blonde hair or not.
It's not up to you.
It just is what it is.
You're made that way.
You know, that's what, it's an old ancient kind of wisdom, you know, old wives tale wisdom.
I mean, you are as God made you.
Well, yeah.
And wouldn't that be, wouldn't that be an interesting experiment?
Let's just clone somebody 100 times and see how far they go in one way or the other.
How much can they be impacted?
But we do know that the CIA can shatter people's psyches and turn them into like Manchurian date, Manchurian candidate murderers and assassins and all kinds of things.
So I guess I meant under normal, sane circumstances, not government experiments.
Yeah, they can totally turn you into anything they want at that point.
I believe that.
I've seen some scary stuff.
Enough to make it plausible to me that they possess this ability.
But so 2006, anyway, I could have done anything, and I knew that if I did anything else but that, I would have regretted it.
I would have regretted not doing that.
If I did anything else but go to Afghanistan my entire life, I would have regretted not going to Afghanistan.
That is not, I could not, that's a terrible trade because you live with that your whole life, that regret your whole life.
I have a great clip from Teddy Atlas I should play towards the end.
And it's just because it was important to me.
I felt like I needed to be involved.
I needed to contribute that.
I was right there in the window.
I was young.
I was in shape.
I was like that.
Who's supposed to do this?
Me, literally me, who wants to do that?
I do.
I'm the section of society who's supposed to and wants to.
So, fuck.
To not do that would be kind of antithetical to who I am as a person, which is based upon, again, who my parents are more than anything.
You are who you are based on who your mom and dad are more than anything else.
Because that's who fucking made you.
You didn't exist, and now you do.
And you're a combination of genetic code from two unique individuals who have then recombined to spawn you, another mutant in the long line of whatever this is.
And that's what we've based our identities on, which makes sense.
It's very something we can see like, oh, you came out of that person.
That's a very close relationship.
So they're, and okay, so they're all one team, obviously, yes?
The bad guys argue there is no such thing.
There's no culture.
There's no identity.
It's all just a construct.
It's all that.
No, no, my family is not a construct.
DNA and genetics and anthropology and biology, they're not constructs.
They're verifiable, rock-solid science, scientific fields that exist.
You can pretend this doesn't exist or that was never done and these guys didn't publish that.
And you can do that if you want, but it isn't true.
So I don't care.
It doesn't matter.
That's what our societies are based on.
That's what our countries are based on.
That's what it's based on is the prevailing attitude and spirit of that group, of that family of people.
What are they like?
They're like this.
Why are the Polish people like that?
Because they're Polish.
Why are the Japanese people like that?
Because they're Japanese.
That's what Japanese people are like.
But why?
Because they're Japanese.
It's really not complicated.
Why do fish swim in the water and breathe through the water instead of?
Because they're fish.
When you think about it, it's like the stupidest fucking question to ask.
It's like that...
It's like a Fedora bro question to ask.
It's a Nickbeard, shitty glasses, Fedora, bro, actually, bro.
Like something, something that some Midwit retard would say to try and sound smart and deep and introspective, but it doesn't, you know, I'm trying to think of an example.
I've known a few of these in my life, and you're just like, shut up.
Shut up.
They're the worst.
Pretentious.
Pretentious.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's a Fedora broad neck beard.
Shitty.
How?
Well.
How do you know that those people are different than those people?
Because I can fucking see them.
Because I can look at them with my eyes.
How do you know that, like, a crow isn't the same as like an eagle?
Are you fucking on drugs?
You're just a bigot who's not as evolved.
Why are we...
This is child shit.
This is my eyes are opening and looking around and I'm taking in information.
This is some of the first fucking shit I ever took in as information.
Oh, look, people.
There's people.
Okay.
Concept of people accomplished graduating.
Level two.
200 experience points gain.
Select what you put your point.
Ah, let's put it into learning more.
Oh, well, there's other people also.
Hmm.
They all seem to be a little different.
I'm like 10 playing like Civilization, the PC game.
Obviously, the artwork, the graph.
It's like, oh, you've got the Babylonians here and the Japanese over there and the French over there.
Oh, look at that.
no one was like, but why do you think they're, Shut the fuck up.
Who invited you?
Get out of here, Neil.
Go home, Neil.
You guys are fucking Nazis.
Yes, Neil.
Yep.
Get out.
Jesus Christ, he sucks.
It's just gobbledygook.
Like fantasy nonsense science.
They do this shit all the time.
They make up mental disorders that don't exist.
Like in the Soviet Union, they made it if you were opposing the state, it's because you were mentally ill.
And so if you had like anti-government opinions, it's because you were literally insane.
So they would just take you away to a sanitized place and you probably don't come back.
Where they either just dummy you with drugs and you're going to change your mind whether you want to or not.
Or not.
I don't know.
People are fucked.
They will do crazy things.
Anyway.
We are who we are.
I mean, you know, we are the way we are.
And it was important to me, and I had to do it.
There was no way out of that.
And I was excited to.
At first.
When you're young and naive.
I think I was 19 when I volunteered to go.
And you don't actually believe anything is going to happen to you.
Or you feel like you'll get out of the way before it does.
You'll, you'll, you know.
If it gets too crazy, I'll just you'll just what you're 19, you're stupid, you know, you don't know anything.
Most of the ideas you have about the world are in your head as theories that you've never actually tested in your life, and then you find out, oh, that's not how it works at all.
And yeah, it's uh, it's shitty.
That's why life experience is important.
And nobody likes to do it anymore because it's hard.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I just always would have felt shitty.
And there's a lot of guys that have that feeling too.
And you know how I always identify them?
They say things like, I was gonna go on that tour.
I was gonna join the army then.
I was gonna, for some reason, like I didn't ask.
I'm, you know, I don't care.
They feel compelled to explain themselves or something as if like, they're like, bro, I don't care, but I can tell that you feel guilty, you regret it, you know?
That's why it's not good.
You don't want to have regrets.
So when you get faced with a situation or something that's, if there's fear involved, that's a good thing.
That's an opportunity.
You know, don't get, don't get crazy with it, but especially if it's something safely, relatively safely, you can, you can be scared of and defeat.
Like one of mine I used to use as an example was like motorcycles.
I couldn't, I'd never, I couldn't ride a skateboard.
No experience at all.
I crashed bicycles.
Like I, I am not a driving machine.
That is not, that's not me.
I'm not a great driver.
I'm basically a good female driver.
That's as good as, that's how I drive.
Okay.
I'm a good woman driver, which is not great.
So, you know, it's acceptable, but it's not, it depends on who you ask.
So anyway, but they're so cool.
I wanted one.
And I didn't like that it felt like it was out of reach to me.
Like, oh, I don't know how to do that.
I've never done that.
I don't know anything about that.
So that's not something I can do, even though I would like to do it.
That's excuse making and that's dumb and gay.
And also, yeah, they're fucking scary.
That's yeah, of course.
That's kind of the draw, though.
That's kind of part of what makes it fun and interesting.
I guess, you know, safe is a relative term.
I meant compared to going to war or something.
It was something I did.
And I didn't, I just jumped.
I did the two-day stupid training course in a parking lot on like a 150cc motor whipper snipper with wheels on it.
And then I went and bought the bike that I have now.
It's a 2017 Harley Fat Boy with a couple of upgrades on it since.
It was like, I don't know, under two, just under 2,000 cc's, I think, when I picked it up.
And I white-knuckled that thing the whole way home.
And every time I took that thing out for like six months to a year, maybe, I was like, let's just don't die.
Don't die.
Don't die.
You know, it's, it's not like driving a car.
You make a mistake.
It's not, oh, shit.
Oh, I'm going to have to get that buffed out.
You know, you're going to get buffed out of the fucking pavement.
You're dead.
You have died and it did not feel good, you know?
So there's other drivers and people.
And you're basically just sitting on a rocket and just flying through the air.
You're just sitting on an engine and you're just steering it with this post and like, well, this is crazy.
But you get used to it.
You get comfortable with it, but not too comfortable.
You respect what you're doing because it is very dangerous, but it stops being intimidating to the point that it's, you know, you still have that health.
You should still have that healthy respect for it, but it's not like it was when you're like, you know.
I feel like I might be a little bit pale when you sit down.
And then you've gotten stronger.
Not because you can ride a motorcycle, but because you've identified something as a challenge that is intimidating or frightening to you in some way.
And you just fucking went over there and ate its lunch.
Anyway, the more that you do that, the stronger you become.
And the bigger the thing, the scarier it is, the bigger the experience points gain, the bigger the level up that you get.
Right.
People get addicted to that.
They do.
People climb bigger and bigger mountains.
People start to read about this one guy started doing what was called free climbing, which is like no harness, nothing, because it's the only way he can enjoy it.
If there's no risk, it's not fun anymore.
Like there's no challenge.
There's no that mental space where they're like, you know, fighting their, you know, the fear and the intensity of the situation.
That's where that's what they're addicted to.
That's where they want to be all the time.
That's fucked up.
You know, that's got to be a mental disorder of some kind, maybe, but we need to have our freaks to push the envelope and test the human limits, I guess.
So Godspeed, freaks.
I'll take some risks and do some crazy shit, but I'm not a complete maniac.
That's what you guys are for.
Mike Myers went to the Diddy parties for the catering ostrichstein says.
What?
Says Puff Daddy was the only black man to be in millions of black lives throughout their lifetime.
Trump will pardon.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't think he will.
Trump is doing a surprisingly good job right now.
But you never know.
It's hard.
Who's really in charge?
Who the fuck knows, man?
He's, man.
Some of the deals he's brokering with the Saudis and these other countries, like he's a couple steps ahead of these people, it seems like.
And just really neutralizing the economic kind of trade war with the Chinese.
He's committed to this trade war with the Chinese, and he's like, I'm going to beat them.
He's saying it can't be done, but I'm going to get them.
And he's now, I mean, I'll come back to this possibly later, but basically reconfirming the petrodollar, it sounds like, and promising he secured some enormous biggest jet deal ever for Boeing in American manufacturing, I think, to the Saudi Arabians.
And now there's some kind of other, and so basically the deal is the Saudi Arabians who sell oil to fucking everybody in most of the world, they have to sell it in U.S. dollars.
Have to.
So everyone has to get U.S. dollars to buy the oil, which ensures the U.S. dollar remains the top global reserve currency.
Because otherwise, why would it be?
They don't have any good.
They sold all the, or they took it off the gold standard in the 70s.
Nixon got rid of that.
And the military, you know, basically is like, you know, you better use it or else.
But this is a better.
This is like hooking the like the whole town's hooked on meth now.
You know, the deal was too good to pass up.
The Saudis are, they love their money, dude.
And Trump knows it.
And he's like, I will give you certain things.
There are things that you want that I can get you.
And I will get them for you so fast it will make your head spin.
Mr. Trump, we accept your deal.
I know you would accept it.
You picked up the phone faster than Aladdin flies out the window on a carpet.
I knew you.
I had you right away.
So that's, I mean, that's what they're saying, which fucks the Chinese.
So that's the end of that.
Like that, it wouldn't be the end of it, but it's kind of the move.
The whole Bricks thing was like, oh, we're going to fuck, you know, basically, basically wean everyone off the U.S. dollar and starve them to death.
And then Trump was just like, how about instead?
I don't know.
We'll see.
I'm not that familiar with the situation, so I can't say exactly how accurate, but that seems to be.
Yeah.
It was Stephen Bannon was talking today with this guy who was part of the original deal for the petrodollar.
Jim?
Who is Jim?
Jim Rickards.
He helped.
Yeah, so it started with the original petrodollar system.
Does he know the subject well?
He helped create it.
74. Agreement with Saudi Arabians would only sell oil in dollars.
So he says, yeah, the U.S. strengthening its relationship with Saudi Arabia creating Petrodollar 2 puts the pressure on China to reduce their tariffs and meet Trump's requirements.
Otherwise, they don't have a source of dollars.
It's fun.
It's good news to me because it means stability and it's much more difficult to fucking.
It's like Trump is just going to deal his way out of this war they're trying to make happen, which I'm fine with.
I would rather not blow up the fucking world.
Let's avoid that.
That's insane.
And the Israelis aren't pumped with him right now.
It's that, I didn't, I mean, I don't buy, I don't buy that there's this ultra decades long conspiracy and Trump's this superhero from another dimension.
I think he's a lot more what he appears to be on than I think he is, much like, I mean, you see what you get a lot of it.
And I think it's much more likely that he's just a person like anybody else.
And he has his allegiances and his ties and his networks.
I mean, his whole family's married into Israeli royalty, basically.
But at the end of the day, there's a lot of shit out there in like mainstream press now.
I mean, eventually, I mean, I'm getting really fucking fed up with these Jews.
I'm telling you, it's getting to be ridiculous.
Billions of dollars here, billions there.
Oh, look, they've blown up another hospital.
Another one.
Accidentally, another hospital.
Isn't that perfect?
Just another one.
I suppose I'm going to have to pay for that too?
Am I going to have to pay for that?
He wants me to pull out his fucking chair for him again.
I already did it once.
He wants me to do it again.
I'm going to.
Who does he think he is?
He's a little old man.
That's what I want to see.
If Trump goes, if he goes new, if he goes pro wrestler Trump on DB Netanyahu, I'll fucking buy a QAnon shirt.
I'll buy it and wear it on the stream if that happens.
I don't even care.
I don't give a fuck.
I just want it to happen so bad because it would be amazing.
It would be a green light for everyone to just fucking.
It would basically be Trump just being like, all right, get him.
Everybody, get him.
Fuck this guy.
It would be amazing.
Oh, President Trump is not a good pres.
He's not doing what's good.
What's in the needs and the nature of the American.
Why don't you shut your cake hole?
You're a creepy, old-looking vampire guy.
How old are you?
You don't look that glad.
You look artificial.
You look like part of you is potentially being grown in a lab and replaced nightly, perhaps between the hours of 9 and 2 a.m.
when everybody's sleeping.
That's all you can do is resort to personal attack.
I can do much better than Bert.
I'm just starting with your face because it's what I'm looking at.
And it's what's bothering me the most.
It's bothering a lot of people, actually.
It's bothering everybody.
I got to be honest.
I got to tell you right now, it's bothering everybody.
Your face is gross.
You look like a vampire.
And that's just the start of it.
I don't want to get into what you smell like because it smells like death.
I haven't even gotten started.
Let's do a PowerPoint presentation.
Oh, look, lots of dead people.
Do you imagine?
I just had a press conference today.
I had a meeting with the FBI director.
He came into the White House.
You know what he said?
He said, Sir, I think you should see something.
And he put a folder on my desk, and I opened it up.
And there's this big ship, a big, beautiful boat, a big, beautiful American boat, American ship.
And you turn the page and it's not beautiful anymore.
It's all burned up.
It's full of holes.
And I said, wow, wow, who did this?
When did this happen?
He said, sir, that's the liberty.
That's the USS Liberty.
And you'll never believe it.
You'll never guess what happened.
You'll never guess what he said.
I'd fucking get a tattoo.
I'd get a fucking Trump tattoo.
I'd get a lot of people are saying this right now, tattooed on my ass.
If that's what the universe wants of me, if I have to make that promise publicly for Trump to go full nuclear anti-Israel and just, fuck it, I've had enough.
I can't take it anymore.
I'll do that.
Nobody sees my ass anyway.
You got to keep demand up, too, because listen, I mean, we're not out of the woods.
We may have to resort to OnlyFans.
I'm just...
Thank you.
Not actually going to happen, but...
I mean, at the same time, I'm not going to buy one of my own church.
That'll never happen, bro.
Is that what I'm telling myself?
Am I trying to, that'll never happen, bro, myself right now?
Not wise.
Not wise at all.
All right.
Now what are we doing?
Trumpomania.
Yeah.
Off the top ropes with a steel chair.
Covered in snakes.
Covered in poisonous stakes.
Poisonous beautiful cobras.
American cobras.
American poisonous cobras on a steel chair.
And they like it there.
They like the chair.
They like it.
They like the wind.
As they're being swung through the air, the cobras, they're like, it feels good on my cobra, my creepy cobra hood.
And I use the momentum to dress my face.
What the fuck are we talking about?
I feel best.
I mean, I just want to take a minute.
I do this pretty much every night.
I think they've grown to expect it.
And I just want to appreciate them because on the one hand, you can't and it's happening.
That alone is ridiculous.
It's worth just...
I wanted a serious adversary, too.
I thought maybe you could be like an adventure, you know?
It's like a video game or a movie that you're into at first, and then Jar Jar Binks comes along and like, oh, what the fuck?
It's one of these?
You're like, yeah, it's retarded.
It's gay and retarded.
So I'm like, well.
If everybody's going to be gay and retarded, then I'm going to invent a fake country.
Me and my ghost figure is going to destroy credibility because I'm angry that you made this happen.
I didn't want it to be like this.
No, no, no, no, you had to raid my house.
No, you had to do all that.
Wow.
20, 20, 16. 27 charges.
How many of those stuck?
Oh, none of them.
None of them?
Oof.
Oof.
What's the average conviction rate again?
60%.
Wow.
So like.
Ooh.
Are you guys getting budget cuts?
Like, is your department in danger?
Like, let's be honest, guys.
I don't think you know what you said.
So please stop explaining.
Don't tell me first, it hurts.
No, no, no, no.
They'll always be Ally McBeal.
I know what you're thinking.
And I don't need your reason.
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
I just hope they're happy with their career choices, too.
You know?
You can fight it, right?
Like I said, it's more free.
You can be like, why did I have to do this?
Why did I end up right when you think about it?
How did I end up here where I am right now?
I can go back to like.
They say, you know, this is an interesting kind of piece of wisdom I picked up some one day.
They say a man's life can be defined by five major decisions.
Basically, there's five points in his life that'll basically get you from A to B. That's why you ended up there because of these five things.
And I mean, that would change depending on your, like if I, if you died tomorrow, it would be the five most significant things to this point and then versus if you lived to be 80, whatever.
But when you go back and if you identify what those are, like for instance, Afghanistan, absolutely, is one of them.
That's a life-defining.
I mean, I'm 19 years old.
20 years old.
Like, that's a fucking...
Never mind 20 or, you know, 19 or.
Some of the guys were 18 when we landed.
One of them did his high school exams in a modular tent in Wainrad, Alberta, when it was minus 50 outside.
I came by to get him for some reason.
I was like, his name is also McKenzie.
Mac, what are you doing?
My English homework?
You're fucking what?
My English homework.
And I looked over, I started reading what he was writing, and it was like about a, I don't know, not Anne of Green Gables, but like some kind of book that clearly he wouldn't be reading.
And I'm looking, and he's like, no, there's reading.
There is classroom work.
Like, What the fuck is this?
He's doing his high school diploma while he was in the field because he didn't want to not graduate.
So, you know.
But what I, you know, what I just said, I couldn't not do that.
I had, like, I was compelled.
So I can't for so for right away, right out of the gate.
I don't know if that's the first major one, but that's a major life.
You know, that's an inflection point where your life is, now it's going this way.
It could have went any number of ways.
Those doors are all closed now.
Now you're going this way.
When you go back and think about it, I was always going to do that.
There was no way I wasn't going to do that.
I couldn't not do that.
I basically, that's all I could think of being since I was like 10 or 12. And then the opportunity presented itself and I was going to hide, you know, I couldn't do it.
So I was always going to do it.
So I can't go, well, what if I hadn't?
I did.
There is no what if you hadn't.
You did because you're you.
And if you went back a hundred times, you would still do that a hundred times because you are always going to do what you do or what you want to do or what you think is the best decision.
You will.
So, oh, I could go back and I'd do a different thing.
No, you wouldn't because you would do it exactly the same way as you already have.
Unless you're talking about time traveling and you have foreknowledge of the future, which is not something we can do, hopefully.
But that's not a thing.
So if you're living with regret like that, you can't.
The only thing you can do is go, well, next time, remember that and then think harder.
Is this the, because remember that?
Maybe this is your redemption time to learn.
I've had that happen.
You ever have a problem or like a character defect or something that repeatedly presents a way to resolve itself and you don't, and it just keeps repeating?
It's like, I mean, not every day, but it's like it keeps coming back to remind you of like, hey, you're shitty about this.
and it's, you know...
There's always, it seems like there's always a way to kind of even the score.
Which is kind of, kind of goes to the heart of a lot of Christian theology, where they believe in redemption and they believe in the ability to defeat the game is what I respect about their theology is that I share that sentiment.
I think that's true.
So as far as that goes, I agree with them on that.
I think that we're meant to fight the things that are here, the forces at work in the world, and it's not impossible.
If it were, it would be stupid.
I mean, I think it's a simulation of sorts.
I think we're being tested and it's all kind of in a, let's just see, let's see who's a piece of shit and who's, you know, everything is, everything is kept score, everything, nothing's going to be missed.
It's all going to be logged.
It's all going to be...
Thank you.
But just having that belief that you can always come back, you can always make it back.
As bad as it is, you can get back.
If you don't have that, you can't.
You have to have that belief.
It's a self-enabling belief that if you have it, you can.
And you might try to.
And it encourages people to try to.
It encourages people to abandon whatever horrible or bad or shitty, whatever negative, whatever it is, to escape it and flee from it.
Because they're like, you can win.
You can actually escape.
You can actually win.
You can actually win.
It just strikes me.
It's just there's a lot of moral conflict clashing belief systems on the world.
And one is really insane.
And it just goes to the, it goes to the heart of everything that's happening that's being done to us.
It's all kind of this, you know, and again, that's what the, you know, the, the, not just the Christians, but a lot of the, the most say, it's a, it's a spiritual battle.
Well, yes.
Oh, yes.
I do believe in that too.
I believe in the kind of animating consciousness, the spirit, the vibe, the kids would call it.
Whatever it is, it's in there.
Thank you.
And too many people are asleep at the wheel and they've given up their share of it, their portion of the collective consciousness.
They've basically loaned it out to the bad guys.
They don't want to think.
They don't want to find anything out about themselves.
They don't want to just get, they just, they will download whatever they're supposed to think or say or do from the TV, from the culture box, from the instruction manual of the authoritarian figure, whatever it is that they're worshiping, and go do that.
So they're, they just switched off, or if anything, they're just contributing that kind of psychic, talking about this psychic mimitic energy to that spirit of just all of this shit, all of this horrible shit.
They're like unconsciously supporting it or consciously supporting it.
But if people understood or believed that if just more people actively, mentally, emotionally, and physically resisted, withdrew, encouraged others to do this, saying, like, let's just walk away from all this stuff.
It would actually impact the greater whole of everyone's collective consciousness because it's like the fuel source for that way of thinking and that attitude And that behavior is being siphoned away, and that fire is dying down.
You're just turning the gas down, and it's actually going over there to that fire, which is getting bigger and bigger instead.
So, this, wherever everyone's minds are at, is whatever is going to push this or that thing.
Like, oh, we want to make the refugee crisis a real big thing.
Okay, well, let's get some Sarah McLaughlin music on.
We'll show some dead kids on a beach and we'll go now.
Look, there you go.
You've got all these attention, all these people, all these emotions.
We've got Hollywood on top of it.
We've got hundreds of millions of eyeballs and asses in seats and people feeling things.
They're texting about it.
They're calling.
They're talking about it.
They're thinking about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
manufacturing everybody's mental energy into an outcome into a situation an idea It sounds sounds like a theory, but like, is there anything to suggest this is true?
Is there any science?
Yes, there is.
The CIA and the Russians, and probably all, of course, the Chinese, and definitely the British, and the French, everybody, the Germans, everybody's done this.
Experiments into people's consciousness and how it works and how it can be manipulated more than anything.
And they know damn well it can be.
And that it does matter.
But also, I think people's energy is important.
I don't think just saying something is enough.
I don't think just...
I'm sure they know there are people that go there.
They just go there to go there.
It's not even the same thing.
Or like a sports team.
You've got a few guys on there who are really hauling ass like they'll die before they lose.
And then the other guys are like, I'm just looking to get paid and go home and fucking, who's going to win and who's going to lose?
It's like the energy in that room can't be collectively carried by those three guys.
You need at least most of them to come, you know, care the same and put in the same effort, put in the same energy and think and really, you know, get in there in that headspace.
And then that as a group, that's very hard to do when you're individually disconnected from everyone scattered all over the place.
There's 15 different fucking languages spoken in your city.
Nobody likes anybody.
How do you group up anything that way?
And what do they hate more than anything?
It's groups of people.
Individuals are easy to destroy.
But if you go get some groups, go group up with some of your friends and make it known that your intentions are like, yeah, we're not really pumped about all the shit that's going on.
We're kind of going to openly oppose that.
They'll attack you.
Nobody just, they don't just go, all right, well, good luck.
See you.
Have fun.
Be on your own.
Nope.
You must be stopped.
We can't be having people living their own, making their own fucking decisions.
All right.
Because then what would all these busy body bureaucrats be needed for?
They're busy canceling social media.
Morgan sent me this earlier.
This is fun.
It's 30-minute.
This is where I live.
So the city council had a little meeting today.
I'll just play you the first 30 seconds or so because it's hysterical.
This is what they're doing.
They're time.
So we're into item 15 and colleagues, 1511, which brings us to 1512.
Report to Halifax Regional Council regarding the removal of X as a social media platform for the municipality.
And I guess we'll have to put the motion on the floor and perhaps Councillor White, you would like to do that.
Yeah.
Why is this?
I move that Halifax Regional Council direct the CAO to discontinue the use of all ActiveX accounts by July 15th, 2025, using a phased approach that will transition to the blue sky social media.
I see a second I'll see if there's any Discussion other than So So Twitter is just too violent.
And it is like not so weird.
So the city is removing its social media presence from Twitter because that's mostly where people are.
And it's not censored really like it used to be.
And it's like people hate the government and they hate the city council and they hate everything.
And they're able to just give them shit in there and they don't like it.
So they're like, well, we're leaving.
We're going to self-eat.
We're going to cancel ourselves.
And we're going to go on Blue Sky.
The communist gab, essentially.
And masturbate there.
Where we can't.
Where no one's going to come and say that we're stupid idiots for trying to put in a fucking bike lane over the bridge worth fucking $100 million.
But that's where you're wrong.
Because now that people know that, I think it's only fair.
It's only fair that there should be brigades, bully brigades of people with, just go on blue sky and these other places.
And the whole reason you have the account is just to torment those people.
And just be like, why are you so stupid?
Did you even look at the numbers?
Do you even know what this means?
Why are you so fat, too?
Why are you so fat?
Why are you so fat?
It is important.
No, it does matter, okay?
Because it speaks to responsibility and personal discipline.
You don't have it.
You can't even like you're managing the city.
You can't manage your own body.
It's the first thing you get to manage in your whole life and you fuck that up really badly.
Actually, you're diabetic.
So you shouldn't, you can't do that.
It goes body.
Okay.
It goes, listen.
It goes body.
Then you start to do your own laundry.
Okay.
Then you start cooking your own food.
Then you have your own place to live and you manage that.
Then you have your own family and you work your way up.
You went from body, I'm the mayor.
I'm the mayor.
Or I'm where?
Because I'm.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I smell like old salami.
I've been violently assaulted on X by words that I didn't appreciate.
I'm calling a SWAT team.
This is city council.
So overwhelmingly, X is the biggest social media platform in the world.
Most of the people on social media in their jurisdiction would be on Twitter.
The whole reason they have a social media account department is to engage and converse with the public on social media.
So the only reason for them to even be on there is to be on X because that's where everybody is.
So instead, they're going to leave and go to this tiny echo chamber of freaks and goblins and penis pump fucking nightmare people because democracy is like they're not you're not serious people that you're all a joke you're not running anything you're not doing anything it's like welfare okay other people own this country they own this place you're irrelevant you don't really have any decision-making power you don't you have no vision no idea you're just going through the motions okay you're just a
guy operating the fucking parking booth at the casino that's all you are all right so just fucking relax you've it's already been made very clear that none of you are capable of handling any real stress emergencies how many fucking emergencies has nova scotia had in the last five years let's count how many people have gone missing quite a few quite a few then there was that whole mass murder uh spree gabriel
wartman was a double agent for the rcmp who was a known dangerous violent maniac had been complained about many many times and they did nothing because he worked for them and then he did so oh well then there was that big fire there was all those arsonist fires by the communists again which we're pretending didn't have oh they just started in three different areas all of a sudden using burning tires and
all kinds oh as you do and that destroyed how much property killed pets and animals i don't know if anybody died in that but then there was the flooding because you guys uh to because of the fire basically unlocked the uh the levee like there's you know pools of water that are kept kind of in reserve and for agricultural reasons so they're like yeah flood you know let
the water out the reason we have those is because in the rainy season it sluds it will it can sludge and if those aren't you know kept kind of artificially low they'll over which it did and that did kill people that killed a few children actually who i think they got stuck in a car and drowned to death here in fucking halifax because you people are fucking retarded and gay gay and retarded i don't think we should be on social media we are going to the blue sky fuck you
to death how many fucking people have to die oh my god and you oh you can't handle some criticism you don't like people being mean to you on the internet you make idiotic policy decisions that claim the lives of people all the time how many oh geez another motor vehicle accident wasn't that you refugees welcome hey timmy hey mr premier doesn't your wife get money on some program bringing migrants into here oh look another person's dead whose fault is that oh yeah get off twitter oh
it's toxic oh my goodness boys some dandy language on there oh nobody's got no respect boy fucking get off that twitter huh smoke some more crack you fucking idiots you're fat and useless you're you're fucking useless if all of you if all of you stopped going to work nobody would fucking notice we would have the best
year of our lives the entire city would be like it's unnor it's quiet like nothing fucked has happened for a little while i haven't heard anything from city has any of me said no actually nobody has showed up to work all year and no one noticed because you don't do anything you don't do anything you serve no function you sit around with your big ideas which are someone else's big ideas and find ways to implement them so you can feel good about yourself when no one asked you
to and no one needed you to and you're not helping anything you're destroying everything this place is a cesspit get off twitter we can't be having that one of the guys uh sent this in he drives trucks for a living and this is just i see this all the time when i go on social media i see it on his account this is just today's uh experience listening to alex jones hilarious oh yeah because you
do i don't know what you're thinking like oh maybe maybe he didn't see him he probably just didn't see him it happens it happens you know sure so when he when he goes to pass him again on the inside he's like oh i'm just gonna just drift right over the fucking line here there you go see he's like in the lane now he's coming even closer sir you can't drive that sir only i
can drive your sir sir bloody fuck user no no no he's yeah that's a doctor engineer or scientist okay that is a pegetriest okay you cannot be rude to pegetriests a pegetriist is a pharmacist a scientist a truckerist he's everything because the qualifications are generally
fake and made up scams.
So they literally are everything and nothing at the same time.
They have a whole song about it.
It's one of Derek's favorite songs.
I am a risk taker.
I am a nightbreaker.
I am a sword chaser.
I am a.
He's everything.
He just does this for 10 minutes about how amazing he is.
He's a Gitriest, a Pagetrius.
It's a new modern term to be like Jack of all trade.
It's like, it's a guy that can do everything.
I mean, as a concept.
I don't mean, just to be very clear, a Pagetriist cannot do everything.
Okay.
That's not real.
It's just the concept that they would have you believe.
You know, like when they show up to like change a tire and stare at it for 15 minutes and don't really know what to do.
It's because they don't know what to do because they're pagetriests.
Somebody with an AK-47 decal on the side of their Honda Civic is pissed right now.
How dare you, bloody fucking dared, get the fuck out of here.
I don't care.
I'm very, very bad.
Very, very bad man.
I'm going to read some more of these.
I got a time as a God.
We got like another 45 minutes left.
Christ.
Where was I?
Intrusive says, I liken the claw to a man breeding dog lines.
We wear once a wolf, but through pruning are strong for brother wars.
We've asked ourselves, what is this claw trying to breed us into or out of?
Don't quote.
Just know that it hates you.
Listen, people say to worship the claw, it's a fucking lie.
It's a lie.
I could make a whole fucking TV show or something.
The claw, you know, everything's just metaphors, but that's the big conspiracy theory.
Everybody in the everybody in the universe, in the world, loves the claw.
The claw loves them.
It's amazing.
It's just a small subset of extremists and crazy people who just fucking.
But the claw legitimately is insane and evil.
And it's like.
People look at it like, oh, it looks nice.
And it's like, I have USB drives of the claw on Epstein Island and it's not good.
How dare you?
You know?
And they get reported by the cancel police and like drones arrive to according to my, and they have to like escape.
It's kind of like minority report.
No, no, it's not a movie.
No, that's not.
That's the, that's five years from now.
That's not a movie.
I'm just seeing into the future.
It's going to be a giant physical hovering claw.
It might as fucking well be.
Patton says Heil Hitler.
Well, Kanye told him to.
He's just, he's.
Is it hate speech to sing a song?
I don't know.
If you don't know if it's hate speech, ask your local synagogue.
They will tell you.
They are the experts.
They decide what is and is not.
What says?
Every time I read it, I can't help it.
It reminds me of...
Who?
I'm turning Carolina or...
Who was...
Who...
Hank Hill, yeah.
Puff Daddy was the only.
I read this one already.
Did I read all of these?
I did.
I have some of these.
Keep your head says ostrich psyop is success.
Well, somebody, somebody, if somebody's in on big ostrich, we need to know now.
Get a half a dozen ostriches on treadmills, free electricity for Derek.
There's a fucking idea.
Derek has the land.
He has this room.
How much energy can an ostrich power on a wheel in the run of a day?
If you hold something that it wants desperately to get at, so what you do is you get a live human baby on like a wire, like a fishing line, and you dangle it in front of an ostrich on a treadmill and it'll just fucking and you just do that.
You don't have to use a real baby forever.
You can eventually phase it out with like a doll because the ostrich has been conditioned now to try and eat the baby.
It'll just, it won't care.
But you will eat a live human baby for the first four to six weeks, about six hours a day, typically first thing in the morning, because that's what they wait.
That's, that's what ostriches are known to wake up thinking about.
They just, their stupid periscope necks come up and they're like human baby flesh must have.
So if you get them right, you'll just condition them and they will learn that that's part of their routine, that they will get up out of their out of their ostrich barracks, out of their stable, and they will travel in rows of two ostriches down corridors,
steel, like for bulls and like velociraptors in Jurassic Park, and they'll be kenneled into an area which is just Nordic track treadmills, which is haphazardly connected to solar panels that may or may be stolen.
We don't know where Derek got the money for those.
And, you know, he says he wired them himself and he looked up on YouTube, but it's dubious.
There could be a fire.
But that's, that's just their life.
This is what they're used to.
And they don't, you know, everyone's like, how did you, they don't know anything else.
From little tiny Australitz right up to right up to that.
So in many ways, Derek's property is just developing, you know, he jokes.
He's like, it's just going to be a concentration camp for animals.
And it really, it's looking that way.
But hey, man is either master of the planet or he isn't.
So it's like, hey, listen, if we can't enslave ostriches for electricity when we need to, what the fuck are Amos even doing here anyway?
Patton says, my grandfather had his number pulled from pancreatitis removed by accident.
His number pulled for pink?
Missed his deployment at this unit.
None of them came back.
1942.
Whoa.
Is that a real story?
Damn.
What?
Says, can you do a Philly accent?
Have you heard of the War Mode podcast?
Seems like a good collab.
I have not heard of them.
Philadelphia.
I'd have to hear it.
Philly.
No, who's from Philadelphia?
Is anyone actually from Philadelphia?
I mean, there are people from Philadelphia, but I don't think they ever leave there.
I think they just perpetually walk around hammered in Eagles jerseys all the time.
Starting fights with strangers.
I think, I don't, I think, I don't know.
Isn't uh, what's his face from Philadelphia?
Ed Bassmaster, isn't he from there?
Doesn't he do that hilarious, like the unreal that guy?
I think he does like this Wigger character that has like a Philly accent.
I should go find that.
That'd be funny.
Oh, yeah, maybe I should.
I've never been to Philadelphia.
I have no reason to go there.
I don't think I ever should go there.
The name always stuck out to me.
I'm like, why does it, it's like an Egyptian name or something, right?
New York.
You know, Chicago.
Washington.
Philadelphia.
Why?
What the fuck?
You have weird stuff buried there?
Probably.
Patent says RIP 158.
What's that mean?
158.
Oh, Afghanistan, probably.
Yeah.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, we don't remember what happened and stick up for them.
What was the point?
Because it wasn't the war, was it?
If the war was the point, we'd still be fighting it.
So that's not what it is.
Something else I said recently.
You should find, I don't know why I thought of this, but meaning in your suffering.
You have to make it make sense.
There has to be a disentangle why this is the way it is and why you're subjecting yourself to it.
If you don't answer these questions, you're just going to drive yourself fucking crazy.
If you can make it mean something, you can put it to bed.
That has to be true, though.
It can't be made up.
It's just telling yourself a fantasy and dismiss that.
It wasn't for the war.
It wasn't for bin Laden.
It wasn't for any of that shit.
So why did any of that happen?
why are we still here to talk about it?
Like why?
What is the fucking point of that?
Just because...
No.
We haven't learned yet.
We haven't learned yet.
Whose idea was it for us really to go do any of that shit?
And where are they now?
Why aren't they answering any questions?
Why is everybody just content to move on with this?
And why, why, why?
That keeps happening.
It keeps happening.
And it will probably happen again, but it's worth trying.
It's worth doing.
So why are those guys dead?
Why'd all that have to happen?
That's a sacrifice that we had to make for our stupidity as a society, as a people.
And if we don't learn from that, it was pointless.
If I don't use what I've learned and experience to try and dissuade or teach people a different way or educate them differently, this is not what they say it is.
That is not a good idea.
You do not want to do that.
Then they died for nothing to me.
Because if that's, you know, they're some of the best people we had, the strongest, most courageous, most capable, and they're dead for what?
No one can even tell you.
No one can even tell you why.
They'll just say it's not why I think so.
Well, at least my justification is real and exists.
And when I see their, you know, names on plaques and memorials and pictures and so on, the feelings of contempt that I have for you lying whores and you profiteering cowards and all that, that's very real.
Basically, you lied to us, our friends are dead, and we're left with the bill.
And you're like, ha ha, and I'm supposed to just eat this like a good boy and be quiet, you know, like the Joker.
Be good little boys!
Be good little boys!
A lot of people don't want to be, though.
A lot of people are very upset.
And, you know, as awesome as this is, can't exactly condone it officially.
But as you're watching this, and at the one hand, considering how much time in prison this guy's probably going to get, because it's a statement that he's making, and they don't like that.
Trust me.
With one thing the RCMP does not like, it's being called out personally and embarrassed in any way.
So expect this, whoever did this is going to get a rough ride.
But the energy, the commitment, the fucking everything that went into the headspace and like, this is what I'm doing now.
If that had been harnessed in a better way with other people in a networked collaborative effort to do something, something, where would that have gone?
There's.
So this guy's, he just took a backhoe and he's like, I'm just going to destroy all the RCMP cars.
How about fuck you?
How about I just destroy everything?
And he smashed all their vehicles.
They had a video in the news.
He was just, meh, smit.
dumping the bucket right through the windshields of all the fucking fuck around yeah fuck around around yeah fuck around around yeah fuck around yeah fuck around Don't worry.
They'll make us pay for new ones.
They'll build a taxpayer.
They'll make the town pay for it.
That's going to be $40 million.
Those were super duper cars.
yeah, they were so expensive.
And I also need a bigger pool.
I need another pool.
I need a lot of pools.
That's like the average sentiment.
There was a time, again, when I was younger that that would be national news.
I mean, why isn't it?
I mean, I saw it on the back page of CBC somewhere, but it wasn't like, wasn't that long ago?
That would have been, holy shit, who and why and whoa would have been kind of the response.
Now they don't put it on the front page of the news.
Why do you think that is?
Because too many people would have liked it.
Why do you think they have the comment sections disabled?
On all their uploads, on all their social media pages, on YouTube, everywhere, it's just, no, comments disabled, comments disabled, comments disabled.
Thank you.
If you put that story on the news and showed this guy and gave him an interview and told why he did what he did, too many people would like it.
So they're deciding for you what information you get, what you know about, and what you like and what you don't like.
They won't just tell you what happened.
No, no, they're going to decide for you.
Isn't that nice?
The best part of the story is I don't care what his justification was.
I'm sure it was good.
I'm sure it was enough.
I'm sure that if I heard what it was, I would say, yep, that tracks because they do this a lot.
These institutions, especially the RCMP and the government of Canada and all of these people, have abused a lot of people.
They've done a lot of damage.
People have lost a lot of faith to the point of having none.
I think public trust and faith is near zero.
It's, I mean, realistically, it's wobbly at best.
And I bet the younger you go, the lower it gets.
I bet the only people who genuinely, sincerely lay their heads down at night and think, you know, we're going to everything's under control are in their 70s.
every 10 years down, it gets more skeptical and then it goes from skeptical to suspicious, suspicious to, you know, fear and feared outright hostility.
Every one of these bullshit things that they did, port a peak, picked it.
Pick one.
That incurs a debt.
Even if you can get away with something, lots of people know you got away with it.
Just because they can't prove it, they all know and you know that they, and they know it's like a you know, so you didn't really get away with anything.
That damage is still there.
That psychic damage is there.
Now, oh, their opinion of you is lower.
Maybe a lot lower.
That collective consciousness thing I was telling you about.
How do most people feel about these institutions?
Now, especially after the last five years.
I notice they seem to be a little bit conflicted and don't seem to understand how to do their own jobs.
example.
There we go.
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Toronto councillor urges OPP to block protests on highway.
Toronto City Councilor James Pastordak is calling on the OPP to prevent what he calls illegal protest plans weekend in the overpass along 400 Series Highway.
So free, free, peace, shit.
It's still going on every day, every day.
And they're just going to block highways and do all this and all that.
It's crazy because that actually is a very dangerous thing to do for a number of reasons.
First of all, it denies Canadians their right to freedom of movement.
We pay for these highways to be constructed and maintained so that we can get from A to B and enjoy our lives and do what we want to do.
And we can't do that because you're blocking the fucking highway.
Some of those things include, I don't know, fire trucks, ambulances, shipments delivering medicine and so on.
All the same things that you people claimed was being destroyed by the Ottawa protest, which was not true at all.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But this time, it's only been over a year of this.
And you know what?
It turns out that they're just not white enough.
It's just not white people angry about white people.
So there's nothing we can do.
We just have to let them shut everything down and complain and whine and let them do whatever they want because we're cowards and we refuse to confront them or do anything about it.
I say, use force.
I say, I say to the OPP commissioner, use whatever force is necessary to get those people off the highway.
Order them to leave.
And if they don't leave, use force.
And if they respond, use more force.
And if required, use deadly force.
If they just won't, if they want to take it there, you can kill them, I guess.
This is not something you can tolerate.
What are they going to shut down next?
An airport?
Let's go shut down the airport because I'm throwing a temper tantrum.
Okay?
I have no respect for these people.
None.
I don't respect you.
I really don't like the Israelis.
And yep, that's a genocide.
But you, you are pathetic.
You're fucking pathetic.
Do you know why?
Do you know how you fight for?
I'm fighting for Panas.
No, you're Throwing temper tantrums in the streets of a place that doesn't give a fuck and has nothing to do with anything.
What do you want the Canadian people to do?
What do you want Doug Ford and the OPP commissioner to do about the fucking Israelis?
Are they going to, are they going to, is there going to be a sketch comedy show with Sean Majumder is going to be produced and Doug Ford's going to sit there and he's going to give a stern lesson on racism and Israel's going to just, is that what's going to happen?
What are your demands exactly?
Okay, well, you see, they are under the oppressive regime of a militant genocidal empire.
And you don't want them to be, you know, destroyed?
Okay, so why don't you fucking go over there and pick up a gun?
Because that's what fighting is.
I've done it.
I would know.
That's where those came from.
That's what fighting means.
If you want to go fight them, go fight them.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up and get off of our streets.
It's not our problem.
You can get the fuck out and you can go deal with it over there.
Or you can stay here and say, thank you for not leaving me over there in the war zone, which turns out probably was the correct decision.
Probably where you should be.
Probably, obviously, what you care about most.
You're out there every fucking day waving the fucking flags around like some kind of petulant child who must be getting paid somewhere that or your just mental condition is so deteriorated and your life equally pointless that you can't find anything else more worthy of your time.
So there you are day, week, month, year after year, waving a flag around, looking for attention on the internet like a fucking retard blocking highways.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Maybe they should do another mass prayer mod, whatever the fuck they did down there in Toronto.
Block off that whole thing.
Just endless, just endless blocking off.
More blocking off, more blocking off.
How many things get blocked off, though, if you start getting shot?
Like with beanbag guns first.
But then, you know, this is like we're just like if it's fighting, you open with a stit.
Ding!
This is where we're starting.
Is that too much?
Bang!
Now, is that too much or are we going to continue?
Because it gets worse after that.
This is the softest thing I got for you.
We have...
And you cops.
Like, are you guys just fucking all cowards?
Are you all just pathetic?
Like, clown?
Like, who is in charge of your shit?
You need to get rid of them.
You need to form a police union, like a real one, and dislodge your corrupt, pathetic leaders.
You need to basically perform a coup and get rid of them because this country's lawless and you're the fucking lawmen.
So yes, that's what that's what I would do.
That's what you should be doing.
If I was a cop right now, that's probably top priority is we need to have a coup and remove our leadership because they're corrupt and this country is going to die because no one's able to do what they need to do to protect it.
We've been betrayed from within, don't you understand?
Oh, well, paid from a pool, I guess.
So you've got all of these devices and machines and sonic batteries and, you know, we could, you know, these sound guns and these drones and planes and device.
What the fuck is it all for, if not this?
Why do you have all this shit if you're not going to use it?
Get out there.
Go use your sprays, your noises, make them all shift their pants and puke and have concussions and all that.
Yeah, do that.
That's what we spent the money on it.
It's what you have it for.
Go use it.
They're never going to stop because there's no consequences.
No real ones.
Oh, did you give some signs out to people?
You know what they would have done in the 60s?
They would have sent the whole police force out there with batons and riot shields and said, let's clean that up.
And you'd either leave or you'd leave with a broken arm.
It was one or the other.
It was one or the other.
I just, it'd be different if I respected them, but I don't.
Like, there's a very obvious solution here.
I want to fight for Palestine.
Well, it's right over there.
I can show you how to get to the airport.
No, I just want to make lots of noise where you live, and I was hoping that you'd go do it for me.
Oh, absolutely not.
Go fuck yourself.
No, that's not my problem.
Are we done?
Like, is that it?
or can we deport all you guys now?
oh *Sigh* *Sigh* Like, how much longer will this go on?
more years of this?
Is there going to be...
And what?
Are we on week fucking 87?
Week 94?
You can deal with it now, or you can wait until something really fucked up happens, and then people will say, why didn't you deal with it back then?
Because they just get, they get bored.
Once they get bored of doing the highway thing, they'll think of something else more bigger to do.
Because now they've gotten used to this and blocking the intersections and the part.
And they're like, well, now we're doing highway.
Maybe next, maybe we do do an airport next or a port or something.
Because people are just not listening to whatever the fuck they're supposed to be listening to.
They're just not doing what you want.
So the petulant, you know, as children throw tantrums and they're being ignored, the tantrums get bigger and bigger, don't they?
So when do the killings start?
Like, when do those tantrums start?
When does the bombing start?
Because that's coming.
Did you forget who we're dealing with?
They're just going to ignore it forever, huh?
Where is this?
Yeah, look at this.
Toronto man recently pled guilty to terrorism charges after using an online fundraising platform to funnel money to ISIS.
You know what he said he was taking it for?
Fee, fee, paste it!
So yeah, there's connected people in there.
Just because I'm, you know, anti-genocide and sympathetic to the idea that you should, you know, their crazy, stupid desert supremacy religion shouldn't be justification for wiping out, that also doesn't mean that they're all great guys and there's not fucking terrorists involved.
Of course there is.
Here's some.
And we're not going to deal with it because that would be racist or what?
What's worse?
Once again, Canada's fucking quandary.
Oh, it's just, I don't know, fuck, buddy.
Frig buddy, I can't fucking make up my mind, eh?
Okay.
Okay.
It's like fuck buddy.
I've got to be fucking racist like her.
I've got to fucking let people get exploded at the fucking Eaton Center.
That's a tough call, man.
I didn't fucking have days this hard even when I worked at fucking Suncourt.
Holy fuck.
I mean, fucking 20 people blown up at a mall is pretty bad, man.
But fucking getting called names is like, that's fucking over.
I don't know how many times I've had this conversation in my life.
A lot.
I just, something I noticed early on in my career in the Army, actually, it was, it was, I wondered this and I saw it happen in real life and thought, yep, that's probably how it is.
And every time since then, it's been reconfirmed.
Three guys were killed in what was called an Iltis.
It was like a tiny little, it was basically a fucking golf cart.
It was like a little military golf.
We should never have been using them.
They're meant for administrational, you know, getting from A to B, take some files there, pick this guy up, take him to the other side of the base.
That's what they're for.
And, you know, in the field, the kind of, they're not for frontline, they're not for field patrolling operations or anything like that.
You know, they're not.
So they got blown up and killed.
And everybody knew that was going to happen.
Everybody knew that was going to happen.
All it's going to take is one landmine.
And they didn't want to spend the money on upgrading the, you know, getting more APCs, you know, because it was expensive.
And they're like, but people are going to get killed if we don't.
And they said, well, it's going to boom.
Oh, look, they're fucking dead.
And they go, oh, geez, that wasn't very smart.
If only we'd had fucking APCs before.
Yeah, it would have been nice if you weren't retarded and gay, if you weren't gay and retarded, that we would have had APCs and they would be alive, which would have been cool and based.
You know, it's better than gay and retarded, cool and them being alive would have been awesome, but they're not because what?
You're gay and retarded.
Right.
That's right.
So it just always repeats itself.
It's like watching an Indian taking a selfie getting hit by a train.
You're like, I can't believe this is going to happen again.
How do you not see what the, and then it happens.
Everyone goes, oh, geez, we probably shouldn't have did that.
And you're like, what is the point of some of us being able to recognize things in the, like, it's coming right over here if the rest of them don't listen to anyone?
What is the, what is the human evolutionary purpose?
What is the fucking point of having people that can see if no one listens to them anyway?
Just, is this God's amusement?
Is it just funny?
It's like, watch this.
I'm going to let this percentage of them in on how fucking retarded and gay this is and make them powerless to do anything about it and just watch them see how long it's Ah, there's one.
Didn't take long, you know?
Yeah, isn't it fucking gay and retarded?
They're like, why, God, why?
And he's like, that's why, because it's funny to me.
Oh, it's just some 34-year-old Kali Lululia Yusuf.
Guilty.
Two of three terrorism-related offenses, financing terrorism, participating in terrorist group activities.
On the other hand, though, he could have just been literally sending money to people in Palestine and the Israelis.
Like, nope, it doesn't matter.
The point is, none of this is a problem.
And we have problems.
We have a lot of problems that we can't solve or make better for our own children, our own elderly, our own people, because all of the limited time we have is being siphoned off in every other fucking direction but ours.
And it's enough.
Like, it has to just be over.
It doesn't have to be wound down.
We don't have to make minor adjustments like pee-pee in the conservative.
It needs to end.
It needs to be all over.
Daddy has to.
Party's over.
Turn the lights on.
Get the fuck out.
Everybody out.
It's all done.
Get off the couch.
Get up.
I'm asking now.
And I'm going to go upstairs and get changed out of my work clothes.
And if I come back out of the shower and you're still here, then I'm going to get my gun.
And then you're really going to fucking leave.
One way or another.
Okay?
So I take about 20 minutes.
You got about 15, 20 minutes.
Get the fuck out of here.
That should probably be.
We can't afford this.
You eventually have to make a decision.
Who's more important to you?
Because that's, you know, kind of a part of governing, isn't it?
You're going to have to choose one of the, eventually, if there's only so much of the pie, to go around.
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*
There it is.
There it is.
There.
That's all of our stuff.
All of our resources.
All of our shit.
Everything.
Everything we have.
Everything we can do.
All of our energy, our money, our manpower, all of it.
Well, first of all.
Well, this half is going to go to the government because they're just going to steal it, actually.
Put it over here.
That's theirs.
They stole that.
That's theirs now.
And you'd be surprised, but...
They kind of own that.
That's also theirs.
Because that's important.
Hey, look, it.
Looks like Palestine.
Look at that.
That was not intentional.
And neither was the music, but hey, it's magical.
It's a magical place.
I mean, I mean, am I choosing these colors on purpose to be racist?
You can't prove that, but probably.
Hey, let's have this, you know?
Who else?
Oh, right.
All of the indigenous people.
They also.
They need to get more money than the military, than healthcare.
They need to have most of the.
They think they need to have everything.
They're going to get yellow for some reason.
They can have all that.
What else we got left here?
We're getting running out of stuff.
We got abortions in Haiti.
We're going to need that.
We're going to make sure that's in there.
Fucking pay for that.
Pakistan needs some stuff.
Right.
I forgot about that.
Where's my button?
*music*
Probably me.
Oh, I forgot about slobbing.
We did the slob quite a bit, too.
We did a lot of slobbing.
Of course.
We had to pay for that.
It was important we paid for that.
So, Canada, there's a lot left for you to go.
You guys are just...
You're greedy that you won't share with the rest of the world.
Oh, you know what?
I want the migrants to resettle.
You know, the whole salary thing is great.
Because the subsidies are important.
Because companies...
They could pay wages on their own.
But why should they, when the Canadian taxpayer can pay the subsidized wages of all kinds of foreigners instead, and push ourselves out of our own job markets?
Because that's...
You can start your own businesses.
You can still be Canadian with this much of the Canadian resources left available.
But also, we're going to need you to go ahead and pay a home equity tax starting next quarter.
So we're just going to have to go ahead and take that.
That'd be great.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
People think we have unlimited reasons.
We don't.
We have what we have, and there's none left for us, the people that fucking made it all.
And that's pretty much it.
That's really the argument.
Why is all of our stuff going to other people?
When we have a lot of problems.
Everybody's sick.
Nobody's well.
There's no doctors.
It's not safe.
Crime's out of control.
There's not enough money.
People have food problems.
There's tent encampments.
There's drug problems.
There's suicide problems.
There's employment problems.
There's military problems.
There's education problems.
What the?
Why are it?
Why?
This is not the time to be giving anything away.
Nothing.
Nothing should be going anywhere else.
Not a dollar ever.
None.
Again, a country should be run like a family because that's what it's supposed to be.
It's not a business.
If your son needs surgery, cancer or something, the Canadian government's answer is, well, do we really need that son?
Because I was hoping to use that money for other things.
I mean, we had important.
We can always make another son.
No, everything that I have is going into making sure that that is dealt with.
Thank you.
It would be shitty, but it's like, you know, my best friend could be like, I need your money to not die.
And I'd be like, my son also needs my money to not die.
Sorry.
You can't ask me to make that choice.
You're kind of on your own.
It sucks.
I wish I could help you, but I can't.
My obligation is to my son and my family first.
I can't.
I cannot help you.
Otherwise, I'm sacrificing my son to save you, a grown man.
That's crazy.
That doesn't make any sense.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If our vulnerable, needy people are in need and vulnerable, we should be fixing that.
And instead, all the resources are going to other people's fucking problems.
all over the world.
And people here vote for this.
They're okay with this.
We'll see boomers again.
I had this video earlier, right when we started.
I said, I have a perfect video for this.
And I didn't play it, but I'm going to play it right now.
When you guys are like, oh man, we got to vote.
This is what you're up against.
For every person that even has never mind, like fully, fully, you know, pilled on everything.
Like, they, you know, we don't need to.
We have nothing to discuss.
For every one of those, there's 10,000 of these.
And for every person who's just, oh man, we got to get the lips out.
We got to fuck it.
There's three of these for every one of you.
And more every day.
Mostly being replaced by Indians and migrants from other third world countries and Latin America and so on.
So it's a numbers game that you can never win.
And you just insist that we keep playing because that's how you win, even though you can't win.
I don't know what to tell.
I don't know what to do for you.
Like, I don't know how to, I don't know how to.
I don't know what to do for you, if that's how you think.
It's like me watching these guys still like, oh man, the Paul, dude, we got to...
It's just going right out the air on the other side.
I'm like, how long are you going to do this?
You need a whole new tire.
You need a whole new tire.
No, I'm not.
That's extreme.
It's what I know, but look, getting a whole new tire is definitely a lot more extreme than putting some air in the one you already have, but it's got a huge Hole in it and is now useless.
You need one, there's no way around this, so you can accept that, or you know, you can stay in the sanitarium with these people.
You guys vote?
Yeah, um, Carney won, so is that a good thing?
Yeah, yeah, it's a good thing.
Why did you vote for Carney?
Because I'm gain retarded.
Makes most sense out of people, so most what makes the most sense to you from his policies?
Chips, I think.
Potato chips, ice cream.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Is there one specific policy that you were really interested in of his?
Safe food.
No.
Okay, thanks for your time.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Is that a person?
Like, is that a real person?
Like, is that, I guess my question is, I mean, I know that we see that, you know, it's a person.
I meant inside that.
Is there like Krang, the alien from Teenage Mutant Niger Hurdles, piloting him and just trying really hard to act human?
Is it an NPC?
Is it just a meat machine that's running on minimal coding?
Like, it's an NPC.
It's a non-playable character.
It's just there to populate the world to make it feel lived in.
Really, there's only like 20, 30 million people in the whole world.
Everyone else's robot is just kind of real.
they're just and they're mostly Indian say whatever the fuck I want The one that's going to get in trouble for it.
All right, I got to get back to these chats.
What a mess.
What a mess.
There you go.
That's three hours of my life, your life, all of our lives.
We'll never get it back.
I wrote all this shit down.
I went, no, I didn't do any of it.
I was sitting here for probably an hour and a half and I was still late, but that was my own fault this time.
It wasn't anybody else.
It was my fault.
But I was like, I'm going to structure that.
I'm going to do this and I'm going to that.
And nope, none of it doesn't matter.
So I don't know why I get stressed out.
Like, I got to find some shit to throw together to talk about.
And if I do it, I don't use it anyway.
But if I don't do it, I feel like an idiot for not bringing something I'm not going to use.
The army guys, right?
Like, was there ever a thing that you would always bring to the field that you were worried you would need, but you never used, but always ended up bringing it anyway?
I know there's something, and I can't remember what it is.
Like, oh, fuck.
Usually, after not, one of the first new guy things you learn to ditch is like, you don't need both pieces of the sleeping bag.
It's obscene.
It's way too much.
That can go pretty quick.
But there's some things you're just paranoid not to not bring, you know?
It's been so long now.
Oh, man.
Because you don't want to bring shit you're not going to eat because it's just extra weight to carry.
How annoying is that?
Like, I carried this fucking thing around for seven days.
I never even opened it.
don't know why.
I want to talk to...
I want to talk to the old timers on the multiple pairs of boots debate.
I don't think that's necessary.
Has that ever happened?
One of the other things they make you do early on, or at least in my day, was that you always had to carry multiple pairs of boots around.
And I just, I got to tell you, it was rare that that ever was required.
Extra socks, you get these over, what the fuck were they called?
You'd put over, see, I'm forgetting the names of the shit, over your socks.
They were called, basically like, almost like slippers you'd put on.
It would basically create an insulating layer between your foot and the boot.
So your boot could be soaked.
It wouldn't matter.
Your feet would stay dry.
There was a lot of other ways, but a number of times I remember bringing an extra pair of boots just out of paranoia and it'd just be beating the shit out of my kidneys or something in the back of a bag.
And I'm like, I know I'm not going to use them.
Oh, if your feet get wet.
Is your feet get wet?
I'm going to change my socks and tough it out like everybody else always has done.
Why the fuck are we.
The helmet liner?
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't remember.
80s rain gear.
Oh, you don't want that.
Gore-Tech socks.
Yeah.
That's the worst feeling in the world, actually.
I did that before by new guy, but you forget your rain gear and then you get to the field and you realize, oh, no, please don't rain this weekend.
It's going to rain.
Fuck.
You don't know misery until you've been wet for days on end in like October.
I basically felt like I knew what it was like to be a French soldier in the trenches of Verdun at that point because I'd been wet for three days.
So I was basically a hardened warrior at 17. It was unimaginably difficult for me at that.
I was very soft.
I'd never done anything difficult ever.
And I'm like, imagine being cold and wet for three days.
And it's like the worst thing you ever did was play a real hard game of road hockey.
I'm like shivering.
I'm like, I'm going to die in these trees.
And they're like, retard.
Let's make sure he doesn't get hypothermia.
If he dies, we're all going to get in shit.
They'll be like, here, have some soup.
And they'd push you over.
And you'd be like, I can't feel your, I can't feel my hands.
They're 40-year-old men.
They're throwing sugar packets at me.
Good times, boys.
But yay, ever since then, first.
All right, we're going to the field.
What are we packing?
Socks, underwear, shirts, rain gear.
Every time.
Let's go.
Never forget that ever again.
I will die first.
Keep your head says this was manifested by Diagalon.
All kinds.
We'll manifest anything.
We're going to manifest Trump into, you know.
I've tried everything.
I'm going to try being Hitler.
I think I'm going to be Hitler for a little while.
I think I've done everything else I could do.
And to be honest, it just looks like an interesting challenge.
You keep calling me that all the time.
I thought, hey, why not try it out?
He's got a crazy hair on his face.
I've got crazy hair on my head, which is even crazier, a lot of people are saying.
I even paint myself an eccentric shade of orange just to challenge people if they notice, if they'll say anything, and they never do.
That's why I know I'm still the emperor.
The day that I can come out covered in orange paint and anybody says anything, that's when I'll know I no longer have that power.
But until then, it is not today.
Today I am your God.
Build me a Matt Rushmore.
He's going to...
Not one.
I mean, all of the four faces, Jackson, but they're all Trump, Trump, Trump, and Trump in different poses.
Just, you know?
That's 35-year-old Trump.
That's modern Trump.
That's 80s Trump.
And that is Home Alone 2 Trump.
I just did it because they hate it so much.
I saw an article that guy who produced or made Home Alone 2. No one has given a fuck about Home Alone 2 since five or six days after it was released.
And he's in the news like, I just can't handle the legacy of the movie with that cameo on Trump.
Oh, get it a fucking.
What a victim.
Oh, he's a victim, isn't he?
I had a good victim mentality fucking for the conservatives here at the end.
Maybe I'll save you that one.
I'm beating you because I want to help.
You need it, okay?
I needed to be torched.
Now it's your turn.
That's how it is.
If I hated you, I would tell you to go to Transgender Storytime and start eating soy and agree with everything that your feminist HR manager tells you.
So you'll fit in and you'll have a more cohesive synergy in your workplace environment when you have 13 Zoom meetings a day to discuss the feelings in the workplace and an unfortunate incident that may or may not have occurred inside the parking garage yesterday between three hours of three and four.
Some of the stories I hear about these like professional environments.
Oh my, I would fucking die.
I couldn't do it.
It's mostly just women in their 40s having constant Zoom meetings about feelings and who's offended by what and how we need to stay safe and protect.
I saw a meme actually that was like fucking nailed it.
Like a disturbingly large percentage of our modern economy is just daycare for single women, guys.
It's not good.
Like this isn't a functional economy.
Like 30% of your economy cannot just be daycare for boss lady women to just be occupied because otherwise, fuck.
I mean, we're trying to keep them off social media, but they're doing that at work anyway.
So I don't know what the answer is.
I don't know what to do here, but that's got to be part of the Terminator Redemption arc too.
Sex in the City can never be made.
That's got to go.
That can never have existed.
That needs to be eliminated.
That needs to be eliminated.
That needs to be said.
Send the ostriches.
Send the ostriches.
I'll watch that Sex in the City movie where those fucking over-the-hill bitches get chased around and eaten alive by ostriches.
Why?
Because no one's ever seen that before.
You'd watch it.
Everyone would watch it.
Everyone would watch that.
What happened?
Dude, one of the ostriches ate her eye in front of her.
Pecked it out of her head, hooked it up, held it in its mouth like that with its crazy fucking ostrich face.
She's screaming like crazy, holding her eye socket all, and the ostrich just chokes it down and then goes and starts running in circles around her, kicking dirt at her and shit.
They're pushing her down.
They're fucking ruthless, dude.
All the men are like, they're all, they're fascinated by the.
Sex in the City, Death by Ostriches, would be the most popular one in the whole franchise with men.
It would gross the most money.
It would spin off a whole new franchise of, you know, now long hated bullshit pop culture that just being eaten by animals.
I think that would probably be a whole...
You'd have it in 3D.
You'd have it in MetaQuest 3. You could sit there and have 360-degree ostrich carnage.
You could have it all.
We can do it all now.
We've got Zuckerberg.
We've got it.
We can do it.
Odin or Patton says, fuck you, Cesus.
And it's good news.
Arkansas governor, daughter of Israeli Ambassador Huckabee, announced they'll be investing Israeli bonds.
Great news.
Everyone from Arkansas is going to heaven now.
Magic there.
Oh, that's good.
Is that what he said?
It's...
God.
God.
Thank you.
It's kind of a curse, but I try to not.
I mean, you guys all see it too, or you wouldn't be here.
It's not like I'm not a genius.
I'm a little quicker than the average cat, I think.
Probably most of you are, too, but if you ever feel bad about it, like, oh my God.
Like, most people are retarded.
And a lot of them are.
Like, an upsettingly depressing number of people are just.
They are that.
Yeah, they buy that.
They're not.
But imagine being Chris Langan.
This guy who's got like supposedly the highest IQ ever.
Higher than Isaac Newton, I think, allegedly.
But pretty quick brain.
They're undeniably very, very fucking smart anyway.
Even if he's not the smartest man that's ever lived.
He's up there.
Imagine how lonely that would feel.
He must feel like the only adult on the island Of Lord of the Flies.
You don't really have any peers.
You don't really have any equals in that way.
You're one of a kind and you're powerless to do anything.
And it's great.
Why isn't he permanently on staff at the White House as a natural, as a national resource?
That's what he should be.
I think that's what he said once, and I agree.
Not that he tells the president what to do, but he should be there as a, hey, let's ask the smartest fucking guy in the world what he thinks.
Let's just hear what he thinks about it.
Maybe it's worth considering.
His IQ is 210 or some shit.
Mine's, you know, what's the president?
Trump's is probably high.
It's probably like 140 something, I would guess.
But you know, and instead he's like doing nothing.
Like, I think he's like a rancher or something.
Why?
Well, because he, you know, knows things.
He's very smart and said them out loud, which you're not allowed to do.
And so now he's canceled and he's evil and he's racist and all that kind of stuff.
What a waste.
Like the only thing, like, how cruel is this?
The only thing that could really offset that kind of loneliness is at least fulfilling, like, what could he be useful for?
Imagine his whole purpose is employment is to just assist the governing body of his people as an advisor on the basis of he's one of the smartest people we have and he happens to be American.
What are the odds?
Great luck.
Let's put that guy on staff and we'll just, you know, have him around.
I don't know.
What do you pay him?
Million bucks a year?
Sound good?
Two million a year?
Yeah.
Get a few of these guys, actually.
Ask him to find like four other guys and we'll make a think tank and I will just, I'll give them an office.
I'll call it Nerd Corner.
And he's like this huge dude, the mustache.
And you guys will all just be in there like gorillas lifted, whatever you're doing, debating fucking particle physics or something.
And if something fucked up happens, we'll come get you and we'll be like, hmm, what do you guys think of this?
It seems very stupid to me to not you to not capitalize on that.
Oh, you don't like his politics.
Oh, okay.
Let's not, let's not put that to use.
Let's waste it.
Let's not give him a budget and say like, hey, hey, smart guy, go figure.
We can't make people like that.
If we could make people that were that smart, we would.
And we would just train them in whatever field we need advances in.
And we would give them unlimited funding and resources to go solve those fucking problems.
But we can't do that.
We just, oh, look, a really, really giftedly, talentedly, smartly pantly person.
And if they're up for it, they're like, I would love to do that job.
Great.
That's great.
Okay.
So here's some problems we'd like help with.
Here's a annual salary.
Here's a budget of generous amounts.
See what you can figure out.
I'll see you in three months.
We'll check back on the end.
If anything happens between that, you call this number.
We'll be in touch.
What's the harm in that?
Well, you know, he's anti-Semitic, so we can...
Well, never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
He could have invented the fucking, he could have invented the cure that reversed autism and all the, he could have fixed all of that, but no, we sent all that money to Israel for some reason, and we didn't hire him.
Instead, we bought all this riot equipment and anti-personnel, like crowd dispersal gear that we can't use because the protesters are brown.
So we're just killing it over here at government.com.
We're fucking, we are just will of the people.
We are getting it done.
Keep your head says, what do black porns palms?
What do black palms mean on Jeep vehicles?
I don't know.
I don't care.
Why is there a giant monkey statue?
Why did they rape the dolphins?
Why trash Mahal?
Why anything?
Why an N64 space program that's not real?
Why?
Why?
Why Indians at all?
What are you asking me for?
We just talked about this earlier.
Why are the...
Yeah, but why are the Japanese...
Why are the Indians doing weird things?
Because they're Indians.
That's what they do.
They do weird stuff.
They throw cow piss and shit in the corners of their houses on the windowsills.
They think it gives them magic powers.
Like, that's the reason.
Like, there's no...
You're not.
They're just like that.
That's just what they think is...
Because of some mistranslated Latin spell that made it that they did that because the Indians that made them did that also.
And the previous generation of Indians were also like that.
It's a continuation of the same life essence of people.
That's what they're like.
They have certain characteristics.
We all do.
Patton says, I have a folded AK-47 for my Warcrime pictures.
Jeet the Jeets.
Like, from overseas, that's cool.
You know, in Minecraft, you know.
For my Warcraft pictures.
Stiegel.
Whoa, what is this?
Speaking of Latin spells, I got to get out of here soon, and you're trying to curse me.
Like, right now, actually.
Munit Hayk et al terra vinchit.
Did I just summon the devil?
I hope so.
I hope so.
And I hope he's chained to Philip's being, and we'll just use him for our own purposes.
I think the catch is, yeah, you can only use him to do horrible things, but it doesn't stipulate on who.
So even though you have captured and enslaved the devil, and you can only do terrible things, there's nothing saying you can't use it on me.
They got a common thing.
Scotian lady says it's a cool coincidence that on this Victoria Day long weekend that I will get to meet the Queen's mom tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's an honor to thank your families for raising.
Oh, you guys are silly.
Arms up.
for Canadian nationalism.
we'll see.
They just basically started the government.
This is their first few days, I think, with this new cabinet, and they're already fighting with each other and fucking around.
So it's time to start paying attention to what they're doing now.
It's just waiting for the new legislation to come in that's going to censor all the things.
We'll see.
It's probably fortunate in some ways that Trump is down there in the White House because I feel like they won't be able to get away with too much crazy shit.
He seems to be on a warpath.
He already told the British, we're not doing, I'm going to fuck you over basically if you keep going with all this crazy internet shit, putting people in jail for Twitter and stuff like that.
It's like, I'm not giving you any money or we're canceling the deal unless you stop that shit.
He's in the middle of doing this.
He's kind of on a minor crusade of sorts, it seems like, to kind of bully his way around to get involved.
So if Canada's like, oh, we're going to fucking put.
It's going to get into their ears quick.
And I feel like that, I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
Now they can say what they want to do.
And I believe that they mean it, but what can they do?
How can they get there?
We'll see.
Bullock says the only inward gaze of the government is further noose tightening.
That's true.
Patton says being alive.
Bread truck being alive.
I saw a goat on a power line today.
He was just recharging his batteries.
Intrusive thoughts is fishing kit from an electrician's seat given to me by someone spooky.
Oh, yes.
I had one of those.
Like a little.
Yeah, I never used it.
Alex Woods, until then, watch the pleb running away from Dagalon Killer Ostriches.
What is Alex?
That is him.
He's already on Twitter terror creating.
Unless you're here, and even if you're here, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
But to the people that aren't in on the joke or the inside, whatever nonsense, it just, we're all insane.
They have no idea what to make of any of it.
And that is funny to me also.
Fatten says, frequently cures cancers.
Ask Philip, I will.
And Zanel says, have we gotten to the bottom of the Austrian situation?
I had a meeting to attend for the last hour or so.
In a way, yes.
In a way, yes.
I didn't miss the rumble.
Australia lost a war to EMUs.
I think you have it backwards.
They did?
Is that why?
Because that could be true, too.
Why Australia.
I mean, they say it's because it's an uninhabitable desert.
But let's just consider a different scenario.
One that Ferry really won't like, but, you know.
Unfortunately for him, we got to consider all options.
Just show.
All right, where's the fucking...
It's huge.
It's not quite as big as America or Canada or anything, but it's not tiny.
It's on the other side of the world.
And if you come down here...
Pretty inhabited, but actually, everybody kind of just lives here.
This is where all of Australia pretty much just lives right here.
In this kind of corner.
This is all Australian territory.
No one is a lot.
I mean, there are some villages in the towards the water.
If they venture into the interior, there's a reason Steve Irwin was as happy and cheerful as he was, because he lived in the corner.
They can speak Spanish.
They can fucking...
There's nowhere to...
Like, look at this.
It's just a wasteland.
And it's just desert place.
They can sprint for 100 kilometers an hour.
They can chase you.
There's nowhere to go.
Look at this.
Imagine being out here.
You're in Australia.
And you're like, oh, I'm trapped in an endless desert.
You're going to be like a fucking fucking 44 kilometers.
It's not entirely.
You still have another fucking.
Let's see.
17,000 kilometers.
1700 kilometers to go to get to Melbourne.
So you've got a long trip ahead of you.
I hope you can outrun a pack of ostriches for 1,700 kilometers.
You can't.
You can't.
That makes sense to me.
That makes sense why they all live on the coast.
I don't know where I was one day.
I was looking at Australia.
I was just curious.
I was like, where are all the cities?
And it's like, there's just nothing.
Most of the continent is just uninhabited.
Same with Canada, though.
We kind of all just live along the border with the U.S. We don't have ostriches running around murdering people, though.
Yes.
I think we would do well to upgrade to that.
The military's falling apart.
We'll get to that another time.
There was one.
All right.
That's the last part.
And then I gotta go to eat somebody.
Oh no, I don't have any snacks.
No!
Go to bed.
Thank you.
But it it is this attitude that I despise.
Close.
No, I don't.
It's just wrong.
It's wrong, and it's lazy, and it's easy, and I know that because I used to have that attitude.
And it's for losers.
As long as you have this attitude, you will be a loser because that's the character you're playing.
That's what the conservatives are doing.
I'm going to finish these and then we'll get out of here.
I Brian says, I remember the late 60s and 70s, the smell of Summer nights driving around with your girlfriends, nothing to fear.
Everything was good, so different from today.
Dude, I even when I was in high school, we did that.
Facebook wasn't really a thing yet, nobody had cell phones.
17, 18, 19. That was a great time, dude.
You get a little bit of free, you get to, you know, you can drive, you can hang out, you know, spend some nights out with your friends, you get girlfriends, you get to it's great.
It was great.
And our children are going to be deprived largely of a lot of that because it's just not the same world anymore.
Because it was made this way.
It was progressed into.
It's progressive.
Take through these before I go off here.
Scotian Jones says, I was too busy scrubbing the barnacles off poor Rosie's.
Okay.
For $2.
No.
Ben Love says, from, whoa, how do I say this?
Someone.
Delvanius.
Okay.
My mom claims I have ODD, oppositional defiant disorder.
That's not a...
I don't think that's a real thing.
Maybe it is in rare cases, but this is what they're telling people they have because they don't like what the state is.
Oh, you're mentally ill.
You don't like the government's doing this?
Because you're mentally ill.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
It's because you're objectively out of your mind.
The psych people created a convoluted way of saying people who disagree with you are mentally ill.
It's fucking retarded.
Yeah, it's the same thing the Soviets did.
Scotient Gentleman said, I never imagined something with rage in the title to be so therapeutic.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it tastes murdery and it works great.
310 thank you notes wouldn't be enough.
310 thank you notes.
Is that how many you've watched?
We don't dial 911.
We don't dial 911 because we don't speak Indian and we don't understand the people.
I don't have time for this.
I don't have time for call center shenanigans if I call 911.
I'm sorry, sir.
What is your name?
You have to, that is not the account question.
You have to provide your most recent address.
They're always like, what's your address?
I'm like, I've moved six times in the last seven years.
I think a lot of times.
I don't remember what, like, which.
I'm sorry, sir.
You're locked out of the account.
We don't.
What the f?
Call 911.
Somebody's breaking into your house.
They're like, fuck it.
No, we have to verify.
I'm not even going to risk it.
Land of the fake home of the gay says, thank you for the show.
I have to pay $10 now because Trump is tariffing Canadian media at 100%.
Good.
I'm not technically Canadian media.
I'm diagonal media.
You know?
Canadian's a weird term.
Depends on who you ask.
There is.
There's different kinds of Canadians.
There's different kinds of Americans now.
There's different kinds of everything.
in all seriousness it really is like Thank you.
Well, what kind of Canadian are you?
No.
No.
you Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Because some people are like, oh, he drank a coffee and he stood here for 10 minutes.
So he's Canadian.
I see.
So that's your interpretation of what someone's national identity is.
I have a radically different one.
It's not even comparable.
It's not even the same.
That's like saying a dog is actually a boat and a horse is a cake.
That's how different that is.
I'm like, oh, we have some disagreements.
No, we have a fundamental disagreement about the nature of reality that it cannot be.
There's no.
This horse cake is the greatest contribution to science.
What are you talking about?
We say Canadian.
Ensign Canadians or communists, I guess is what you're talking about.
All right.
We threw all these.
I got to rip this off and get out of here.
Jan.
Fuck.
Thank man.
I appreciate that.
I'm coming in hot at the end.
So that'd be down for Daglin Get Together.
We have to unite.
If you make me succeed at the parameters.
So I am.
I don't want to say for sure, because it's just.
It's begun percolating, though.
I didn't...
I wasn't sure, but deep down I figured maybe it could happen.
It's not possible.
I mean, the tour and everything was, it was, We were like, we're never doing that again.
That was just too much, too much driving, too much of all that.
if you look at the numbers, and if you relegated it to just, like, weekends, like, in and out, and it covered the cost of...
We could do that.
We could do that.
And I think we will.
I don't know why.
That's the song that popped into mind.
But I have no formal planning.
Nothing's been done.
I just was thinking about it the other day and I was like, that's something we could do.
It's way less of a commitment.
It's way less moving.
It's not that much work as long as you made enough to cover the expenses and travel and in and out.
And if it was enough, it was worth it for everybody to do that.
And I think so.
I think it would be viable.
So I might look into doing something like that in the future.
I'm going to be pretty busy throughout the rest of the summer with the club and with impending battle with the state.
They're going to put us in jail forever or whatever the fuck.
But we'll see.
in the future.
I think that's something we could do.
We could probably set up like a just like a Saturday night thing.
Fly in, fly out.
See you later.
Bye.
Once every other month or something, let's do a different place, different town, whatever.
And that's probably easier to deal with.
More flamethrower.
Yeah, more flamethrowers.
Tour 2.0 and before the movie is out.
And the DAG calendar.
I know we should.
Well, I mean, I technically sort of have a beard.
I have a mustache.
It's kind of a calendar.
could do that.
We're still trying to sort out the...
It's not easy.
So anyway, Jan, I'll be around.
I mean, we're definitely not done.
I'm not going to do that massive.
I wanted to do it once just to do it, just to say, just to prove that it could be done and then it would work and everything that happened would happen.
But now that's done, we could just do like kind of pop-up, you know, Toronto this weekend or whatever or Calgary or whatever.
And we'll just, you'll get a little bit of notice.
Month or two, maybe.
I don't know.
When I had this idea for the tour, it started that way, like years before it happened.
And it just kind of slowly started to evolve, like how I could make this happen.
This is much easier to do.
But I started thinking about it.
So it's something we'll probably do in the future.
I get itchy.
I get itchy.
And I got to break things.
I'm going to find things to break.
And people, people on minds to break.
Like the conservatives, mostly.
I mean, they're all pretty broken anyway.
I'm just making sure I didn't miss anything because I want to just dash right out of here as soon as I'm done.
There's a lot of other stuff I could have went into.
A lot of tabs, a lot of things open.
That's another thing I wanted to mention too.
Like, not, don't know yet, but overdose deaths in the United States fall 27%, the lowest levels in five years.
If it's down an equal or more amount another year, that's a pretty good indication that whatever they're doing is having a significant effect on either the drugs being in the country or that they're not lethal.
I mean, which is an improvement either way.
If they're alive, we can still cure them.
If they're dead, we can.
So less dead people from drugs is 27% down in five years.
Hmm.
Trade deals everywhere.
How's Canada doing?
We're not doing very much.
Not doing very well.
So this was the attitude I was telling you about that I just I it's a victim mentality and they'll not believe it.
They won't think that's what it is, but that's what they have.
That's why they lose.
And that's why the conservatives lose and why they always will lose because they're prey.
They're not trying to win.
They want to they want to they want to fight a punching bag.
They want to fight without getting hit back.
They want to have a comfortable ride and not break any eggs.
They don't want to, you know.
And you just can't.
These are things you have to accept if you're in a fight or a struggle of any kind.
You're going to have to piss people off and you're going to have to make, you have to do these things.
If there's an actual difference of opinion, somebody's going to lose.
And it's always you guys.
And when it happens, do you know how I know you're victims?
is because you create excuses for yourselves.
Like Trudeau's bail.
Revolving door criminal like this.
Who's this guy?
He's a 78-year-old Indian pedophile who was caught with a 12-year-old.
And the mentality of the conservatives is, damn libs!
Okay.
BC bans anyone who's non-Indigenous, but I mean, really, it's going to just be white people from their own parks.
The damn libs.
Okay.
And then there's this.
They're writing op-eds about how the liberal fear machine has convinced Canadians to be terrified of the U.S. Oh, yeah.
The damn libs did that too.
Didn't they?
The Libs did it.
Yep.
Might be my favorite one.
The Ombudsman is receiving a record number of complaints for an anti-conservative bias at CBC.
Oh, did you?
Did you send in lots of complaints?
Dear Mr. Ombudsman, I don't like that you're lying and that you're laying thinking boo fucking go cry about it.
You guys, you had Millhouse for a leader.
Ostensibly, you still do, which is not a good idea.
He's Mill House.
And Mill House gets beat up at school by Nelson, who takes his money and laughs at him.
And Millhouse feels bad for himself and acts like a victim.
And that's that.
And that's you guys all the time forever.
Instead of seeing any of these things happening, whether it's the election, whether it's policy, whatever, their instinct is always to blame the liberals.
Oh, the liberals did it.
Never, ever, ever have I seen or heard or even detected a hint of anything resembling a masculine responsibility for we failed because we failed.
It's not because the liberals did this or that.
We didn't get the job done.
We weren't good enough.
We weren't strong enough.
We have to be better and we have to beat them.
The way that they're thinking and talking is acting like if only the liberals would just let us win.
Oh my friend, they just get off the damn limbs.
Why are you, you've already mentally conceded that they're the ones driving the bus.
And if it wasn't for them, we'd be able to.
Why can't you drive your own?
Why don't you stand the fuck up and go up there and rip that guy out of his seat?
Don't ask him.
Excuse me, sir.
I think we're going the wrong way.
Get the fuck up, bitch!
Because me and my friend said so.
Please keep.
Oh, we're going to write to the ombudsman if you don't...
Hey, if you don't cover us more fairly, we're going to write to the...
Go complain.
Oh, CBC hurt my feelings.
You remember your nice.
Oh, boova.
Yeah, we just brought in two million more Indians.
Cry about it.
Go make a complaint.
Go make a complaint.
You get a victim mentality.
Because when you ask them, they say, we're here because of the liberals.
They don't say, we're here because we weren't strong enough.
And we were too lazy.
And we didn't try hard enough.
And we didn't sacrifice enough.
And we weren't willing to do the hard work.
We weren't willing to face.
We didn't do...
Because you can change all of those things.
You can't change what the liberals do.
You can't change what they pass or don't pass.
You're just reacting to them.
Rather than reacting to them, you should be looking at yourself.
That engine you can feed and control and strengthen.
Instead, you're sitting around, we're here because of them.
No, you're there because of you.
You are where you are because of you and no one else ever.
Any other attitude is the wrong one because it takes the power and agency out of your mind and your hands and puts it into other people's and you will always forever be a victim of their decisions.
And if only they would just let you have things.
Well, that's not how the world works, Junior.
I guess living in a bubble in Ottawa your whole life with a silver spoon in your mouth, having everything handed to you, you could create that perception that that's how the world works.
That isn't how the world works.
If you want something that someone else has and they don't want to give it to you, you have to take it from them.
And it's often not nice.
If you're not willing to do that, you don't really want that thing and you should pursue something else because you're just wasting everyone's time.
And they won't do it because they'll say, oh, it's too racist.
I can't I can't accept obvious reality.
I can't do it.
I can't fucking Well, it's right there.
Like the founding The guys whose idea all of this was and who built the place, they wrote it down.
It's like, this is who we are.
This is what we're doing.
This is all of that.
A lot of the conservatives are Christians, aren't they?
A lot of them.
Not everybody.
But a significant portion of them, I would say.
And when you confront them with stuff like that, often, you know, it's just a cry.
It's something to grab, to hide, to like, you're getting carried away down the river of the truth and logic and things they don't understand.
I'm just trying to grab onto something.
And they'll say, oh, well, that's from like 1790.
That's before people do.
That's before, right?
Oh, okay.
So we're just progressing.
People were just dumb is what you're saying earlier.
Like our great grandparents and our grandparents, and they were all really stupid and they didn't understand how the world worked.
So good thing we're here to be smarter than them.
Right.
And because, and we know that they, because it was old.
1800s, 1700s, like all of that thinking was bullshit because that was a long time ago.
Right on.
How old's the Bible?
Because that's like your whole life.
That's your whole worldview.
Isn't that your whole?
That's what you fundamentally have based your existence around, isn't it?
At a spiritual level, like the ultimate, your anchor to who you are and your soul.
You've based that around words and concepts and ideas that are at least a few thousand years old.
But a couple of people ago, our own family members and great-great-grandparents and so on, their ideas for how we would have a run our house is ancient history and bullshit, is it?
Are you sure that's what it is?
Or maybe you just...
Thank you.
I know it's inconvenient and it's, you know.
I don't make a lot of friends and you can see why.
But if I don't do it, who else is gonna?
Everybody's running around, patting everybody on the bum.
We're all special, everybody fucking.
Has that done us any favors?
Have you looked outside?
I don't think we need more of that.
I think we need more of like Arlie Ermey yelling in our faces or something.
Fuck now To live in a basement Fuck now Our enemies don't respect weakness.
They laugh at it.
They'll trample you with a fucking horse.
You saw what they did.
You saw what they knew.
And you think if we just- if we just stay weak enough, if we stay toothless enough, if we don't offend them, if we don't, we just fuck on my back.
Like a little, and I'll show my belly.
See, I'm- I'm- I'm no- I'm harmless!
Respect me!
Well, the opposite's gonna happen.
And this is gonna be readily apparent.
Everyone's gonna know instinctively the energy is gonna be drawn one way or the other.
On one side, you've got that.
On the other side, you've got I know who I'd rather leave my kids with.
Gun to my head.
I wouldn't think twice about it.
Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
That's it, that's all.
I gotta go.
Have a great weekend.
We got family coming over.
We're doing that kind of stuff.
Morgan's family might be here, so I think I might walk around in my underwear.
Stained mustard, stained, you know, tank top, wife beater, house coat, flip-flops.
Very big Lebowski.
Very big Lebowski-like.
I'm not going to shave.
I'm going to let it just get disheveled for a couple of days.
Just kind of shuffle in and out of rooms that they're in.
And they'll be like, oh, just kind of grunt, you know?
What every girlfriend wants their significant other to be like when their family's around.
I'm going to do so good, babe.
Fuck no.
To living in the Matrix.
For the love.
Take care of each other!
Go after him!
They're just people, too.
And they're shitty ones.
And they're cowardly.
And being on our side requires people with some courage and some stones.
It filters the weak out for us.
It's nature's survival instinct mechanism working in real time.
Six Empiranis, pop after you!
I'll see you on the beach.
Keep your stand out of your weapons!
Those actions clear!
I don't, I didn't authorize him to do this.
I don't know.
Aren't you needed at home?
It's cool.
I think.
It's kind of cool that you're here.
I didn't ask him to bring you here, and I feel like I'm going to be in a lot of trouble just as a result of this.
It's honestly not going to be any trouble.
I had a great time.
Philip took me around.
We flew around like I was with Aladdin, like I was with Eugenie and Aladdin.
I flew around like on a magic carpet, and I had a great time throwing grenades out of the helicopter.
It's not something I thought I would ever be doing, but it's something I did, and I really enjoyed it.
I really quite enjoyed it a lot, to be honest with you.
I had a great time, and I understand he's going to be getting a pizza, and then we're going to go home.
We're going to go back to the White House, and I'm going to draw a penis on Joe Biden's face with a permanent marker, and Phil is going to take a selfie for me.
That's what we're going to be doing this weekend.
I was hoping you'd be a lot more serious of a person in real life.
So I'm kind of disappointed.
And a lot of people say that.
A lot of people like to think, oh, wow, you must be really on top of things.
But in reality, I'm just kind of doing whatever the fuck I want, to be honest.
I I after the whole casino thing in the nineties, I thought, you know what, fuck these people, fuck everybody.
I'm just gonna be a fucking meme.
I'm gonna go into pro wrestling.
I'm gonna do whatever I want.
And it worked.
It's great.
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