521 - BUTTER GOBLINS AND RAT PEOPLE ATE MY ECONOMY
The fake and gay trade war is on and I haven't been this un-excited to watch a pitifully stupid fight since a fat drunk teenager tried to fight my fisherman friend Ryan at the Pictou tavern in 2008.
I expect it will end about the same way.
"Well, that was a very stupid idea now wasn't it?"
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You know, if you just say it's terrible all the time, then it will be.
If you say you're doing good, maybe you are.
Maybe you lie.
Maybe you fake it until you make it.
I think there's a little bit of truth to that, but you do want to stay a little bit grounded as well.
All right.
Let's read some of these.
See where we're at here.
See where everybody is.
Dustin Cobwebs.
What's going on over there?
Merry Trade War.
Yeah, we're doing that.
We're doing the trade war.
Everybody's hysterical.
It's Canada.
Everybody's always hysterical and emotional and losing their mind all the time.
Everything's the end of the world every day, all the fucking time.
I'm not personally too concerned.
We'll see.
We'll get into that.
P. Gibbons.
What does the whale emoji mean again?
Supporter.
Nice.
That means he's subscribed to the channel.
I appreciate that.
Philip appreciates that.
It's not cheap.
I mean, we get by, but his, I mean, drugs, you know.
He likes the pure, he doesn't like anything with fentanyl in it.
He just likes right off the brick stuff.
So it's, you know, you got to pay a premium for that.
There's actually fentanyl like unfentanylized drugs now is a whole thing.
And you got to pay extra.
It's, you know.
I'm convinced they did this just to mark up prices, to be honest.
So you know how they used to sell they'd sell like the bag of chips and then they'd have like the party bag of chips and it's like but the party bag is the old regular bag and now the regular bag is yeah they're just they're just basically gouging you to make more money so now if you want an eight ball it's you know maybe fatal but you gotta pay double for definitely not fentanyl but which which is what or just or just don't do drugs fail but you could do that but i would never really been a paradigm of uh good decision
making anyway mr gibbons says i wrote faggots all over my voting card last week the machine rejected it i gave them my voting card back like this too or odd gave them my shitty voting card back did i vote who else voted you talking about the uh ontario election which is yeah right that mattered right that made a that makes a difference you got the butter banded butter ball big butter baby boy doug for he's tough he's a tough guy he's got tough things to check
he's gonna pound his gelatinous bouncy you know waterbed of the chest and and tough talk the americans like he has any idea what he's doing intrusive thoughts says imagine being called an imv by a bunch of gay retards having an orgy on a pile of skulls and they don't even they don't even like get their own skulls they just buy them on ebay and amazon they get like uh knockoff skull they don't they wouldn't get a real skull because they're afraid of ghosts you know i you know ghosts are frightening they can be upsetting and unsettling but
i'm not i mean i'm i'm not backing down from living dead any any opponent i don't care what it is i'm you know be terrified sure but don't don't don't don't turn don't bend over for a ghost or anything you know fuck that ghost you know if you do that it'll respect you you ever you ever you ever try to like uh because what are they gonna do call the cops they're dead they're ghosts they can't do anything ghost tries to screw with you you know pull your dick out well what about what about this ghost yeah now this is
what time it is and now then just watch all of a sudden everything kind of slows down after that you know all the paranormal activity seems to come to a halt how do you know it doesn't work have you tried it have you ever seen any of these stupid ghost hunting shows you ever see Zach Baggins walk in there and go all right what is this Vaze flies off the wall smashes everyone's screaming we gotta get out of here I don't fucking think so zip slam drop it on the table what about that this
is daddy's house now ghost all right gender sexually assaulting ghosts I don't know what the rules are I don't think are they human spirits or not I don't know I don't know and you and you can't when you're dead and you go to ghost court you can't like I didn't know your honor I had no idea what I was dealing with things are flying off shelves there's You know, sleep paralysis, there's shadow people.
There's fucking.
I don't know.
I had to, I had to think outside the box and do unconventional warfare.
I had to get crazy.
I had to do weird stuff.
I had to do weird things.
Throw off the rhythm and timing, just bizarre, unpredictable stuff.
You know, what are you?
An expert in ghost fighting now?
I'm going to stand up in ghost court.
Who among you knows the ways of the ghost war before he has become one himself?
I ask you this.
He's got a point.
Not guilty!
And then I then I imagine being a ghost is a lot like Beetlejuice.
I basically formulated my entire theory on the afterlife based on the original Beetlejuice film with Minona Ryder and the guy.
Why can't I remember his name?
Oh, my God, some guy.
He was Batman, too, wasn't he?
I'm Batman.
And I'm Beetlejuice.
What the?
Oh, it'll come to me.
It doesn't matter.
Keaton, there it is.
Michael Keaton from the username Juicy Ass Pump.
Like, I...
The internet's a weird place.
Like, nobody is in the...
Well, there is a Brian, but, you know, it's always, it's always someone named Juicy Ass Pump or Spray Tanned this or anal that and Frostpack.
Anyway, yeah.
So that skulls, you know.
What happens if you have a pile of skulls?
Do they compete?
Is there like competing ghost factions?
Is there like, I don't know, I don't know how it works, but I mean, I'm still busy with this dimension of torment and chaos.
I'll, you know, imagine what I'm going to be like as a, as a, as a spectral figure.
Oh my God.
I'm going to usher in a new dark age of chaos.
The land will be swept over in darkness and misery.
The gnashing of teeth and the wailing of voices.
What is it?
It's the bigot ghosts.
I will exclusively haunt Indians.
No, I couldn't handle it.
They wouldn't be any fun.
I would just torment, I would, you know, torment treasonous Canadians probably.
Keep your heads on a swivel.
Thanks, man.
He says, tariffs, tax, corporate problems you won't find outside in the garden.
That's true.
You won't find them out there.
I appreciate that, man.
Filthy Weasel.
How you doing, man?
He says, not much to say.
Just some homage to pay.
Play the substack was well written and received.
Fuck you, make me.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
I do still post there once in a while.
I've stopped after the summer because they're like, you're not allowed to make me funny.
You're bad.
You're a bad guy.
Whatever.
It's the amount of effort that the bad guys go through to just try to.
They don't show them.
I don't even skip a beat, dude.
I'm brushing my teeth while I'm countering everything you do with no money and no resources whatsoever.
These people stay up late.
They're making phone calls.
I'm going to write these emails.
You call that guy and you get the bank on your phone and we'll make sure.
I'm like, boop, boop, boop.
There, fixed.
Now, anyway, back to.
Makes no difference.
Didn't make any difference to me at all.
But they need to feel important.
They need to feel like they're doing something.
They need to justify their paychecks because they are, you know, government employees and they need to feel like they're doing something.
They can't do anything about the crime or the fentanyl or the drugs or the killings or the missing people or the trucks killing everybody off the road or the wars.
They can't do anything about anything real.
They're like, well, we'll occupy a lot of people's time and headspace and minds with fake problems that aren't real and that make us look like paragons of benevolent virtue.
Brilliant.
No one will notice as their lives and homes and standard of living is crumbling around them and you're up there talking about goat figurines.
No one's going to be, everyone will be very enthralled and enthused and they will hang on your every word.
They will totally do that.
What's it like, though, to spend that much money, time, resources, energy, your spirit on a completely fruitless effort that has failed spectacularly.
Spectacularly.
Like we're like six years deep into this now, and I've just been steadily climbing the whole time.
And they haven't even been able to slow me down.
Even when I was in jail, still nothing.
Oh, right.
23 and oh.
Yeah, you lost every time.
23 charges and you lost every time, every, every time.
That's embarrassing, right?
And yeah, that was your whole, all your, all your resources and all your all your intelligence files.
No, we've got a lead on a big case here.
Oh, wait, wait, where'd you find those?
Where'd you find that information there, Chief?
Oh, anti-hate network.
Yeah, that worked.
Good for you.
Did you like getting chewed up on the witness stand, cops?
That was fun.
That was fun.
You ever see a cop like sweat through his clothes and just constantly readjust his tie and just constantly moving around, uncomfortable as hell, badly lying at the time, at that time?
I don't recall at that time.
Well, at the time, actually at that time.
I thought my lawyer was going to hit him with a chair.
It's like, can we just, can we just play the Undertaker music or something?
Can we have Kid Rockamin here on a motorcycle and just hit him with a bat?
Like, this is retarded.
This is a waste of everyone's time.
Everyone's tome.
We're wasting our time.
It's time, Todd.
With an I. There's no why in the word time.
It is T-I-M-E.
Tim E. Time, not toym.
There's no why.
There's no O or why.
Maybe you can investigate that, detective.
You can detect how to speak properly and not like a child.
That's possible.
Is that possible?
Probably not.
CRJ says.
Why is he spray tan?
He probably is.
Somebody, Morgan told me somebody accused her that the other day.
You got a spray tan.
I'm like.
First of all, who Cares if someone gets a spray tan, like, okay, yeah, I saw you eating a sandwich.
Oh, are we just pointing out thing?
Yeah, well, you're wearing shoes.
Like, what are we?
What is this?
How desperate are you for?
It's very funny.
But she does not, and even if she did, wouldn't, right?
And that also, that makes me go like, how pale are you, people?
Speaking, go outside.
Go outside at least once a year.
You should try it.
CRJ says terrorist in effect.
American products being forcibly removed off the shelf.
I guess Chris just dripping straight off our...
It's too early in the night for that.
I'm not, I can't, not yet.
I won't.
I won't do it.
Intrusive Thoughts says Beetle.
No.
You can't say it multiple times.
You can break it up.
You can say Beetlejuice, and then you can say a bunch of other words.
I think as long as they're not bang, bang, bang, within a five-second period, I think you can get away with it.
I like to be safe and stretch it out to 10. No more than, because I think time enough has elapsed now.
No more than three Beetle juices in a 10-second time span.
Just to be safe, we want to be safe and effective.
This is the national anthem.
This is the most important thing in all of Canadian history is to be safe and effective.
Stay home, stay safe, safe and effective all the time.
So just pace out your Beetle juices.
You don't want to.
Well, it would be worse if you weren't vaccinated.
That's for damn sure.
So safe and effective.
He says, the ghosts will mostly be past pissed off dead Canadians ghost powered stream.
There is already some of those.
There's some of them back there.
There's some of them over there.
There's a lot of them.
I mean to collect on their behalf.
Zanel says, eat shekels, Fed.
Thank you.
Jenstein says, hey, man, greedy Jew warmed warmongers are the good guys.
We are the bad guys for putting up a fight.
That's right.
When you won't just let yourself be murdered, you're the bad guy, says the bad guys.
Their words carry no weight anymore.
They don't have any credibility.
They don't.
It's all over.
It just...
Transitional periods like this.
And we're living through one, which is really...
Uh...
It is an opportunity.
I think that's an old Japanese saying.
Chaos is opportunity because everything's in flux.
Everything's in change.
Everything's moving around and, you know, rattling and shaking around.
It's not stable and static and immovable, rock solid.
Everyone is perfectly happy with how everything is.
It's very hard to change anything or make any radical moves.
You have to really, really, really slightly carefully just needle at it over maybe decades, which is what the enemy has done very successfully for decades and decades and decades.
But then once you've carved enough of a little, you know, needled enough of a little wedge in there, then you can maybe get some fingers in there and you can really start to pry.
It starts to become unstable.
Now we've got room to move around and smash things and break things and change things and take things out and put things in and all that kind of stuff.
Who knows what's going to happen?
But it takes a while.
It's not a week or a day or even a year.
It's one of those things that you'll look back on 25 years later and go, this is when it started.
This was the middle, the peak, the craziest part of it.
And this is kind of when it petered out and ended, you know.
Only now, for example, we can talk about the whole COVID fiasco, which we're still living in the aftermath of.
COVID is not over.
I wish you would be over.
I wish you would be over.
It is not over.
But it is, you know.
But it started, right?
2020 and it peaked.
I'd say around the convoy was the crazy.
It was peak.
There were some wild conversations being had at that time.
And now we're pretty much back to business as usual, plus just a bunch of sick and dead people and everybody's broke.
And now there's Indians and crime everywhere.
So, you know.
But as it's happening, it feels like it's going to go on forever.
Like, how long is it?
But when you look back at it, you know, beginning, middle, you know, kind of end.
So there's about a five, six year period there, five year period, 2020 to, you know, maybe not like four and change.
Four and a half, four years and a bit.
So like World War II, you know, it was all.
That's all.
You live through it, live through another nightmare of lies and bullshit and killing and stealing and more lying, which facilitates the killing and stealing and covers up the killing and stealing.
So there's gonna be more killing and stealing.
And now we're just in a transitional phase.
But the old, the old world order is over.
It's over.
They don't know this yet, but they've lost it.
They've lost the public consciousness.
They've lost the reins on the horses.
They think that because they're still up in the saddle or they're still up in the wagon in the shotgun seat that they're controlling this cart, but they're not.
They're not.
They're lying to themselves and they're just whipping the horses and trying to do what they've, nothing's working.
They've lost control and this is going to go where it's going to go whether they want it to or not.
They have no control over anything anymore.
No one is buying into it.
You can't get effort out of anybody.
You can't get a good performance out of your, out of your workers, out of your employees, out of your citizens, out of your soldiers, your cops, your doctors, anybody, anything.
If they don't believe in it.
Guys were talking about the Substack earlier.
I just kind of write whatever.
It was mostly to remind people what the movie's coming out.
I had, I don't use it much, a fairly large audience on Substack.
And I just thought, hey, you should probably let them know also.
But I just kind of start clattering away.
And a lot of it is about morale.
That's really, that's really the most important thing.
You have to have the will to fight in the first place, the will to push and resist and be present in the moment and enjoy it and want it.
You want it.
You're happy to be here.
You know?
And you should be because if you're still here, you're still listening to us, you're still alive.
A lot of people aren't.
And a lot of people came close to not being so.
But they're still here.
And why?
Because they wanted to keep fighting and keep continuing.
Well, here you are.
You did it.
You made it.
Why are you upset?
You know, you're still here.
You're still in it.
It's hard and horrible.
It is, yes.
When will it end eventually?
Will it ever get better?
Maybe not.
But that doesn't really matter.
That's not the point.
If you don't have the will to fight, if you don't want to be there, you're not going to win.
And it doesn't mean like you're looking forward, you're enjoying it necessarily, but you've decided to stay.
Like I didn't enjoy the like these special operations selection courses they put you through in the military.
They're not fun.
You know, they are kind of in retrospect and sometimes while you're doing it, but overall, it's torture.
And you can leave whenever you want.
No one, you can just say, I want to stop now and go home.
And they go, okay, see you.
And they take you away and put you on the bus and that's it.
See you later.
You hungry?
You want some food?
They'll take care of you.
They'll get you some coffee, all that stuff.
But while you're there, it's punishment time.
And why aren't they quitting?
Because they want to be there.
Obviously, they know they can leave.
Why aren't they leaving?
Because this is something they know they are trying to achieve, trying to get to, trying to get through, trying to survive, trying to defeat.
Nobody survived any of those things or any kind of challenges like that in your life where you're like, this is all I think might be beyond me.
This is really hard.
This is really hard.
Like not, you know, you ever done anything like that where you're like, I'm not confident this is going to work out.
I don't know anymore.
I'm totally just winging it.
And we're just going to take it as it comes.
Literally one hour at a time or less, maybe a minute at a time sometimes.
That's called fighting.
That fighting.
Fighting is not the violence or just beating the shit out of somebody.
That's not even really a fight.
Would you want to watch that?
Did anybody want to watch somebody just run everybody over?
Just not even close.
It's like a man fighting children, just beating up kids.
There's no contest.
There's no stakes.
No one's really that interested.
It gets boring after a while.
Sure, it's fun to watch, you know, Mike Tyson or somebody just knock people out forever.
But after a while, people start to go, I want to see him get knocked out now.
I think I want to see him lose.
You know, they start cheering for the under because people like that story.
They want to see somebody do something that's beyond them, that does what the rest of us thinks we can't.
I could never do that.
I can't beat this.
I can't achieve that.
I can't.
And then somebody does do something like that.
It inspires people.
It teaches them and shows them that, yes, you can.
Crazy things are totally doable if you're crazy enough.
They have to fight uphill against the odds, against something that's they shouldn't be able to win.
But they do.
Those are all of our best stories, our best myths and legends and the things that we tell our children about.
When we want them to be brave, when we want them to be courageous, when we want them to fight, we don't tell them about all the times that people gave up and took the easy road and paid somebody off to do everything for them.
Even the nerd dweeb fat guy, neckbeard, you know, mostly like Conservative Party people who have no life experience and have never really, even them, they'll revert to like a Star Wars film or something.
Like, remember in Star Wars when this happened?
They're like, well, that's not real.
And that's a fantasy children's movie, but yes, that is the right energy, I suppose.
So you know that.
You do know generally what's how this is supposed to go.
It's too bad you don't get real-life examples because those are a lot more powerful because they're real.
And there's no disconnect, disbelief there that causes you to ever think that maybe I could do that.
Do something.
There's a conspiracy theory for you.
It's probably just, they're just easy and cheap and dumb.
And people generally are easy, cheap, and dumb.
So it's easy to make them.
These Marvel movies, this whole last, you know, oh man, what feels like forever.
They've been that first Iron Man movie, and then it was like Batman Begins came out.
There was a few years there, somewhere around when I was getting out of high school, and they started making superhero movies.
And it was like, like in a series, because before then it was for little kids.
Like no Batman movie was made for adults.
Like there was, it just, and arguably there can't be, really, because it's how could it be an adult movie?
But anyway, it just picked up and picked up and it never ended.
It was like, when is this ever going to end?
And we have just an entire generation of infantile man babies that, you know, are trying to pass on life lessons to their kids.
Like, remember that time when Thanos fought Iron Man?
Like, dude, shut up.
Shovel the driveway.
Can you do anything?
I pay the neighbor kid to do that.
Oh, my God.
Who are you again?
I'm the liberal deputy leader of the.
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
Anyway, I'm off on a tangent again.
We'll get back to more important things.
But, you know, fighting is the most important thing.
If you don't want to be there on some level, some part of you is determined that this must happen.
This has to happen.
Whether I like it or not, this needs to go down.
People that lose the will to fight always lose.
No one has been depressed and beaten and broken and is like, that's it, I'm giving up.
So I don't give a fuck anymore.
And then all of a sudden pulled it out of their ass.
The opposite happens.
They die or they quit or they are fired or they whatever.
The End And interestingly, the hardest one.
You want to talk about special forces selections?
I think.
If I had to pick one is like pick one system to develop your elite warriors with or to choose them from.
The SAS in Britain has their own program.
Canada has a couple of its for the different, you know, we've got the Special Operations Regiment and JTF2.
And the Americans have the SEALs.
They have the Green Berets.
They have Delta.
They have a whole bunch of Marine Force recon.
They got a whole bunch of crazy stuff.
You know, the Russians have the Spetsnaz.
Everybody has all these different things.
And there's different methods.
And it's a big secret.
But it used to be a big secret.
But now these days, nobody can shut up.
Everybody's talking all the time.
So, yeah, there's not really too many secrets anymore about what goes on at these events.
It used to be totally like, you don't say a word, we'll put you in jail.
And everybody took it very seriously.
Now it's like, you can pretty much get a play-by-play of how these go.
And there's the internet.
There's like YouTube series is on like day by day.
Here's what the candidates are doing today.
And that is, that's correct, you know?
But Delta does it a little bit differently.
So you can have a lot of real tough, hard guys.
And some of them start, you know, they can weaken.
They can falter and get tired.
And you have moments of maybe not panic, but uncertainty.
And you're starting to wobble a little bit.
That's where the other guys can come in and they can kind of lean on each other and pick that guy back up or whatever.
And okay, you know, he gets back into it and can carry on.
And then they help others and so on.
But what about, what if you don't have that?
What if it's just you?
How strong are you now?
The only person to catch you is you.
And that's the hardest level to achieve.
Because if you can do that, you literally don't need anyone.
And I don't mean don't have anyone in your life, but you don't need them.
You can survive and succeed and continue no matter with no one.
You're able to self-motivate.
You're able to talk yourself out of giving up and out of quitting.
And you're able to motivate yourself into doing, I mean, they, I think it's like a week or 10 days or something.
And they, they're basically just give them, it's probably like 80 pounds of gear, 90 pounds of stuff.
And it's, and you just walk, go that way.
Here's your grid reference.
It's 29 kilometers away and it's over that mountain.
And when you get there, there'll be another guy to tell you where to go next.
And it just goes on like this for, I don't know how many days.
They don't tell you how you're doing.
No one talks to you.
No one tells you shit.
You just, you know, you're just alone with your thoughts and you're alone with your pain and your suffering and your misery.
And there's no way to escape it.
And there's no one to help you except nothing.
That's fighting.
That's big time fighting there.
If I wanted to see, if I wanted to find out who's a fighter and who's a warrior, that would be a great way to find out.
Thank you.
Probably why they have such a good reputation.
Delta Force has a very good reputation of being pretty tough, pretty legit guys.
They don't even, I don't think you can apply there.
I think they find you or something.
They invite you.
I don't know how their system works.
I was never in the American military.
I did kind of exchange.
I'm sort of familiar with kind of how it works, but I don't know.
It's like if you worked at a car company, some of you guys probably work at car company.
I work at Toyota.
It's like, how do they do things at Ford?
I don't know.
Probably sort of like us, but I couldn't tell you for sure.
I don't know.
Probably weirdly.
Probably a lot more anti-Semitic.
It's Henry Ford.
There's probably just pictures of Hitler everywhere.
Every F-150 comes with its own Herman Goering Vulcan seatbelt.
Can be dredgeed.
Oh, wait, I missed one.
Spawn says Trump says tariffs are delayed again.
Pam Bonnie says Epstein national security documents will be redacted.
Of course they will be.
Trump immediately starts a trade war.
Israel rubs their hands.
There's a lot going on here.
Every one of these topics is a massive universe of fuckery on its own.
But any, we'll get to that.
I'll read the rest of you.
But yeah, morale, the will to fight, that's what's the most important.
So I said in the substat, I'm not an academic or trying to teach anything theocratically.
I'm not trying to teach a skill or a trade or anything like that.
I'm like many of you, trying to survive and win and succeed in a hostile environment.
And the only way to do that is to fight.
And you have to want to fight.
If you can't do that, we will lose.
Because the people fighting you, they want to fight.
They like it.
And it's easier for them.
They're winning.
They've got all the money and the resources time.
It's easy for them.
It's easy.
But think of this.
It's easy for them to fight now, but it's getting harder.
I said this years ago.
I said, think of everything you're going through right now.
How difficult it is and how much more difficult it's going to be and how easy it is for them right now.
And they're used to getting their way all the time.
They're used to winning all the time.
They're used to crushing their enemies and having everything work out the way they want it to.
They're never tested.
They're never pushed.
They're never shaken.
They're never wobblied.
Nothing.
It's just easy button all day long.
And then all of a sudden, it doesn't start working very well anymore.
They start getting frustrated.
They start hitting it harder, hitting it harder, calling the troops and beating up convoy protesters.
Do what I say or I'll hurt you.
Yeah, right?
Who does that?
Does a strong man say, do what I would say or I'll hurt you?
Or does a weak man say that?
What does the actions of the Canadian state tell you about their character, about their confidence, about their leadership ability?
It tells me that they're very weak and afraid people.
That's why they did that.
They didn't act like they were in control, did they?
They hid.
They hid and they called in the troops and they attacked everybody because they were terrified because they knew what they did to you and they knew what the score was.
And they were terrified.
Because an innocent person would walk out and go, Imagine you believe.
You believe you're doing a good job or an okay job, at least.
No one's too upset about it.
Or maybe not even a great job, but you're trying.
You legitimately believe this.
You're doing your best because that's what they say, right?
We're doing the best we can.
Okay.
You believe that?
You believe you're doing the best you can?
Right.
Okay.
And then one day, everybody's outside.
And they don't seem pumped about the job you're doing.
It just came out of nowhere.
Would you want to investigate?
Like, what is going on?
You know?
May I help you?
What happened?
We're safe and effective.
We've got a 95% vaccination rate.
Like, I don't understand this.
Everybody was pumped.
Everybody was doing staying safe and being, what is this?
What's happening?
Like, you should legitimately be confused.
And obviously, something was missed here.
Like, whoa, what happened?
Nobody did that.
Nobody did that.
Everybody pointed fingers and made excuses and said, oh, like you just walked into the middle of a bank heist.
I'm going to the cottage.
That was Ottawa.
Remember?
I remember.
I watched very closely.
I drove right down there and parked myself right there and I watched the whole fucking thing.
Yeah.
I saw who was strong and who was weak.
And it's not what you think it is.
Those people are strong.
They've lost everything.
They're losing everything.
They're going to lose more.
And they're like in the line of punishment.
Anyway.
And they know that.
And these people in their ivory towers used to get in their way all the time run into just one little old problem.
One protest that they couldn't even try to navigate.
Nobody even came out and said anything.
And they'll mock me or chastise me.
What were they supposed to do, smart guy?
Oh, well, I don't know.
Let's see.
What would I do?
Well, if I'm the head of state or anyone, cabinet minister, public safety minister, anyone, anybody would have done with any real, this is a legitimate high-level government authority.
We have these things, right?
Everybody's got one of these, pretty much, or a screen of some kind in their home that displays video images and messages and so on.
Yes?
Kind of like the radio.
Remember, Grandpa's all radio, there was all thousands and buttons and you'd tune them in and there'd be sticky noises and then like magic a voice would appear.
It's kind of like that, but pictures like with your eyes and it's in like 4K definite.
It's like you're being there, actually.
So that's important to consider when you're, you know, going to maybe implement what my solution would have been, smart guy, which is who I don't know.
Say something to the fucking country.
Anything at all.
Like, hi, I'm one of the people in charge.
It appears many of you are very unhappy and dissatisfied with something.
This is an undesirable situation and one we would like to work to resolve very quickly.
I propose that amongst yourselves designate, delegate, elect, who's to say, it's your rodeo, representatives, a council, a king, an emperor, I don't care, maybe a goat figurine, to relay exactly what it is the issue is.
And we alike will send our delegation to receive and hear what it is is going on.
And once we understand where everyone is coming from at this big table, we can then work to find some way forward that works for everybody.
Sound good?
Sounds good.
See you Friday.
And then you click send, upload, send, and they put it on the TV.
And everybody in the country sees this.
And then you wait.
And then you call after a couple of days.
You go, hey, how's it going, faggot cops?
Yeah, I know I pay you way too much.
It's ridiculous.
Six figures?
Outrageous.
A fucking 14-year-old could do your job.
You guys even need to read and write, I don't think.
I've seen your documents.
You're illiterate.
So can you check in on the rodeo outside?
Are they closer to, you know, what's the intelligent briefing report saying?
That's basis and anti-hay Evan Balgor discard.
Like, I don't.
That's not anything.
Did you hear what I said?
Did you hear what I asked for?
That's not.
Fuck you.
I'll do it myself, which is what you'd have to do.
I'm in real time navigating the convoy situation from the side of the government.
It would have been over in five days.
It would have been over in five days and everything would have been fixed.
But no, you're all so fucking smart.
You're so much smarter than me.
You're so smart that you think the diagonal is a real thing.
That's how smart you fucking are.
Don't talk to me about who's smart and who's dumb.
I already know the answer to that question.
It's not a hypothetical anymore.
It's not a maybe.
It's not a, I think so.
We already had this fight and I won.
We already had this fight and I won.
What are you talking about?
It's past tense.
It's been decided.
You fought a pretend country and lost soundly every round.
Every round.
You ever seen a boxing fight where someone like decisively loses every round?
That's what's called a beating.
It's not a fight.
That's a beating.
That is, you know, you're like, ah.
You almost kind of kind of admire the guy for just like he's clearly never coming.
He's hoping for a miracle.
So I guess hats off for that.
But then you can even go the nuclear option.
Like, oh, there's just no one in charge.
Okay, how about this?
No one can come to an agreement.
Everybody's fighting with everybody.
They're all stealing.
They're stealing.
He's stealing.
They're trying to go on TV shows and they're all stealing.
I'm sitting here, the only adult in the room watching this whole thing go down.
Like, Jesus Christ, there's literally nobody in charge with anything.
This is a fucking mess.
I'm going to write a book.
I'm gonna go on TV!
Is anybody gonna fucking help the...
Okay.
Why didn't you fucking...
I tried.
I tried to relay many messages and all of these fucking people were like, ah, they're still here and you're just causing division.
Okay, whatever.
Fuck.
What the hell is that?
I can't get to it.
Jesus!
Hang on.
Oh, is it?
Okay.
That was stressful.
All of that was because Morgan was calling me to tell me that entropy has died.
You're sorry to say...
It has died.
Is there like a...
This might work.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have to tell you this, but.
The beloved output via software and restream and other things, entropy.com is no longer with us, I'm afraid.
It has died.
Yes, it died suddenly and unexpectedly from normal causes, and it would have been so much worse if it hadn't have been quadriplegically vaccinated.
Airtight, as we like to call it.
Every hole filled.
Every danger made safe.
And still, it wasn't enough.
Poor entropy didn't make it.
They died.
Oh, fuck.
It's back.
It's back to life.
Look at that.
Okay.
It's back now.
That's good.
Well, that's good.
Thanks, babe.
That noise stresses me the hell out.
I don't know why.
A lot of you guys use Telegram, right?
What is that?
Who designed the ringtone for Telegram?
The fucking devil?
Did the devil do it?
I hate it.
It is the most anxiety-inducing ringtone I have.
I don't know why.
I have no reason to.
It wasn't like I was in the middle of being murdered and that noise happened at the same.
No, there's no, I have no negative.
It just, my brain instantly is like, we are in danger.
Something awful is happening.
I don't know.
Maybe too many video games I played as a kid.
My mind's wired weirdly, but I mean, I think it was Russians that developed Telegram originally, wasn't it?
So it's that probably is some deep-seated depression from the Soviet Union.
There's some real darkness in the soul of the Russian man, I'm sure, by now.
So it's hard to say.
Convoy stuff.
Where were we?
Right.
Right.
Convoy stuff.
So you...
Create a team.
I don't give a shit.
Somebody's got to speak for you guys to relay what this is going on here.
Here's the time limit.
You have this many days.
I don't think it's an unreasonable request.
You have four days.
Oh, that's not enough time.
Why isn't it?
Are you just drinking all the time?
Yes, that's what most people were doing.
I did something as well because I didn't really give a shit.
I was just kind of there watching this happen.
And then they tried to blame me for it.
Like I fucking, like it was my idea.
I organized anything.
I just showed up like everybody else.
And you're like, get him!
Jeremy McKenzie is at the protest and he is scary.
He has a beard and I think his penis is bigger than mine.
We need more police right now.
Right now.
Anyway, it is bigger, but anyway.
You just go out, the nuclear option, just go out there.
You go, all right.
You get those gay cops again.
You go, Roger, come here.
Pain from a pool.
You're going to drown in your fucking pool if you're not in my office by 10.30.
Get out of here.
Get in here now.
You get your cops.
I don't know.
How many do you really need?
Because it's got to look good.
This is like a kingly gesture.
You're going to come down to where the peasants are because that's how you fucking operate.
Everything you do matters.
How you're dressed, your demeanor, your face, your shoes, who's around you, how many.
Are they armed?
All of this.
What kind of message are you trying to send?
Everybody's watching you.
So...
Thank you.
I'd go if there were two guys.
Admit it.
Admit how impressed you would have been if Trudeau watched, like right in the early days of this, instead of doing his cottage fucking, oh, I'm scared of the cold.
I have a beard.
My wife is sucking a guy's dick.
All of this, you know, things he was doing.
He gets all cleaned up.
He comes out there and he's just, he's got two big, I mean, they're not too large and imposing cops or soldiers, like some guys in suits, not dressed in military assault rifles.
Fucking NDG.
You're a faggot.
You're a fucking faggot.
Are you serious, boys?
Oh, well, the Ottawa police team.
Oh, yeah, it's totally necessary.
You need machine guns and NDGs and armored cars.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody out there might have a broken bottle, boys.
Oh, easy for you to say.
Oh, it is easy for you to say, I was in a fucking war when I was 20. I know a pussy when I see one, okay?
You didn't need any of that.
You're ridiculous.
You're fucking ridiculous.
Snipers on the roof.
Some of that might have been necessary, but most of it was a little over the top.
Especially the ending.
Especially the final act was preposterous, boys.
You go out there with two guys.
You get their earpieces in, and basically you tell them, listen, boys, I got to go out there and do the nuclear option and face these people like this far away.
I'm going to walk out right there and go right to their face and go, what's going on, boys?
And they might kill me.
Or they might not.
They might be impressed and they might actually go, holy shit.
And we might have a conversation that might go somewhere.
But if it goes sideways, they're going to kill us all.
So basically, I'm asking you to roll a hard six with me right fucking now.
If you do it and we live, I'll give you a million dollars.
A million dollars.
Okay.
And then they go, right?
You bring these two guys out and you just fucking announce it.
You don't say at 3 p.m., I'm going to.
You just say, you know, look outside.
What time is it?
How many people?
Is this what is a peak around two o'clock in the afternoon when the most people are here?
Okay.
Come get me at 2.05.
You just go right out there.
Unannounced.
Bring a bullhorn with you.
People, the place would go dead quiet.
Holy shit.
There he is.
Who?
Trudeau.
Where?
You'd expect this massive entourage of Trudeau.
He's just right there with two guys.
And he's just doing one of these.
I'm right here.
Well?
I would know.
I've done that.
I'm right here.
Address is on the website.
Where?
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
And not to be a preck about it either.
Like, totally in all sincerity.
It's up on the stage.
You'd be shocked.
They'd be like, what the f ⁇ ?
Is that really it?
You'd be like, that can't be.
This can't be right.
It's just the two guys.
Like, where's all the cameras and the cops and the troops and the cars and the dogs and the f- No, no, none of that.
None of that.
Walk on out there and go, what's going on, guys?
You're like, surely it's not that simple.
Oh, but it is.
Actually.
Actually, it is.
Because that would be on live television instantly also, by the way.
That would have been the ultimate Chad move that just shut the whole fucking thing down instantly.
What's going on?
Oh, I don't know.
The fucking crazy mandates and you saying stuff on TV?
Like, we're going to put you in camps and all this stuff.
You know?
Right.
Well, clearly this has gone way too far.
You've given me a lot to think about.
We're going to have to make some changes around here.
What can I do for you right now today?
What can we do?
You guys cold?
We get some tents or something while we sort this out.
We get the military.
We'll put up some modular tenting.
At least you guys don't have to stand out here in the...
Because clearly you're not going anywhere, right?
The truck.
Like, okay.
Well, if we're going to be stuck here with this, we might as well be civil about it.
We might as well act like grown-ups, shouldn't we?
So give, yeah.
Kind of calm them down.
Yeah, it'll calm them down a little bit.
They're going to be like, oh my God, we're actually engaging with, we're going to have a, yeah, yeah, that's good.
We're de-escalating now, right?
That's excellent.
Because you can't negotiate with hysterical people, can you?
So we're going to calm them down a little bit, de-escalate them and be like, hey, we're human beings and I'm actually trying to not kill you.
I'm very sorry that this happened.
How do we fix this?
That's pretty much all you needed to do.
But you didn't do that.
You beat everybody up.
You brought in everybody you could find with guns.
You smashed their property.
You put them in jail.
You abused their families.
You lied about us on the news.
You just went full temper tantrum, didn't you?
You went full Eric Cartman.
And worse still, worse than you, worse than Justin is the people around him, all of the other politicians, not just the liberals, everybody, any single adult.
Like, this was a nation in crisis.
Yes, we were all there.
We remember what it was like.
This could have went in any number of directions.
They were fucking panicking and losing their minds.
They were calling other countries for support.
Like, we gotta fight.
The special forces is flying surveillance, reconnaissance, mission.
Like, that's how crazy they went.
They were surveilling everybody like they were about to be, you know, bushwhacked at any moment.
That's a guilty conscience, man.
What did you do?
Because how many guns did you find?
Remember when you swept through the convoy in Ottawa?
Like, how many did you find?
Was it zero?
Why you're so worried about all these guns?
Why do you have so many?
Why did you bring so many?
What are you so afraid of?
Surely you're not afraid of these people.
Look at them.
Did you see the crowds down there?
This was not the Viking raiders of Norway.
This was just literally the townsfolk.
And they were painting each other's face.
They seemed to be generally in good spirits, actually.
Yes, better bring the guns.
All of the guns.
Why?
I'm terrified.
What did you do, Roger?
I might have stole and killed a lot.
What do you guys think?
Is that a plan?
Would that have worked?
Would that have worked on you?
Would it at least have gotten your attention?
You know what?
Let's hear him out.
Let's just hear what he has to say.
That's all you needed.
He just needed that one board to float on in the river.
And like, I got it.
We got the board.
Watch this.
Watch this shit.
Ah, you fucked it up, didn't you?
So many helpful messages.
You guys were always taking care of me.
And your B is down.
He sure was.
Sit back.
Canby says, did someone say compound off?
Hugs for me and one to the queen as well.
Thank you for keeping the spirits up.
Anytime.
It is my honor and privilege to do so.
Jake says, little bitch.
Got spray tan.
It's not her style.
Little bitch is, I mean, I don't know.
She looks good both ways.
She's hot.
It's like trying to decide which version of Britney Spears you like the most.
It's like, dude, that's.
What kind of mood you're in?
Did the Canadian Parliament live last night confused the fuck out of me?
Paulie's French is dog shit.
Who's Paulie?
Paulie?
Yeah, probably.
His English is dog shit.
Excuse me.
I sound like a castrated frog.
I have the charisma of a dead fish and the handshake to match.
His entire movement is based on how much they hate Justin Trudeau.
That is the weakest movement there can be.
That is an anti-personality cult cult.
You don't have political power and momentum.
Nothing.
We literally have more power than you do, Pierre.
That's a fact.
That's actually true.
It's true.
And you, your entire everything is based on how much everybody hates that guy, who will be gone soon, by the way.
And then when he's gone, there will be nothing left to do except notice how much like that guy you really are.
In fact, you're almost the same person.
Anyone from anywhere can be anything.
Is that so?
Can I be a golden retriever?
You know what I meant?
I do know what you meant.
And I'm telling you, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
You don't know what I meant.
It's like somebody going for a slam dunk and they get stuffed and they're like, they're not allowed to do that.
Like, yeah, they are.
You're just bad at this game.
They didn't say a word either, hey?
How many people died?
How many people died, man?
I don't know.
Will we ever know?
I saw somebody say in the chat, we'll never.
It's going to be a while yet before we even know the full extent of what has been done.
How much has been stolen?
How much has been ruined?
Oh, man.
You know.
There was a time when the Epstein files was the biggest story in the world, and now it isn't.
Because that's worse.
As bad as Epstein and the whole Mossad, you know, Jew blackmail, murder, death, child murder, tunnel, chosen land bombing, refugee camp stuff goes.
This was global.
I mean, they fucked so many people.
And it was the biggest wealth transfer in the history of the world that we know of, where I think it was $4 trillion worth of, you know, money.
But what does that represent?
The money represents people's hard work.
Their property, their items, their like the things they have, their assets.
And it went up to the top point half a percent of the world.
Like BlackRock.
BlackRock, we love BlackRock.
BlackRock.
We like to rock and roll with BlackRock.
That's what I like to always say.
We like BlackRocks.
Breaking rocks in the hot sun.
I fought China and China won.
We're going to get the Panama Canal back.
No, no, actually, BlackRock got the Panama Canal back, Donnie.
That's what happened there.
It's actually a Hong Kong billionaire to China, right, is selling the Panama Canal to a U.S. firm.
Well, it's BlackRock, though.
And that's a hedge fund.
So there's a difference.
See, America, the country, is represented by you, the president, and you're basically like the avatar of the people that make up America.
You're their champion, right?
So when you say you're getting that back to America, when you actually this Jewish billionaire hedge fund owns it, but somehow it's also ours now.
It's not, I mean, because they're based in America, it doesn't make it yours, does it, really?
So BlackRock is going to make a lot of money now because they own the Panama Canal.
So that's a great investment to have.
That's going to be like, as long as there are ships carrying cargo, that's going to make money.
Plus, maybe forever until we have UFOs and we don't need gravity anymore.
That's how long the Panama Canal is going to make money.
And BlackRock bought it.
Yay!
Not the American taxpayer.
The State Department does not own the Panama Canal.
The Panama Canal does not belong to Congress.
It does not belong to the white.
It belongs to BlackRock, sir.
Very different thing than the people of the United States of America.
When BlackRock makes a billion dollars, let's say, do any of you Americans get richer?
I think the opposite's actually happening.
I think a lot of you are poorer, yes.
Oh, and by the way, for all of you people saying, oh, we have it so good in Canada, you guys just don't understand.
If we were in the United States, Ontario would be the 51st poorest state in all of America.
And that's our richest province.
You can imagine where the rest of us fall.
It's not good.
So the poorest states in America are significantly wealthier than Canada.
Canada Good job.
Good job, Ottawa.
They got a 4% pay raise this year, too.
Every year, I think.
They deserve it, right?
Because when you mismanage a project or a company this badly, you should get a raise.
Not fired and tarred and feathered or anything.
Preposterous.
Get out distracted.
I was talking about something else.
Black Rock.
We love black.
I'm going to have them build me my own personal island.
I'm going to float around in it like a little baby emperor king.
It's a big swimming pool surrounded by rocks, black rocks.
It floats around and I harpoon Chinese boats that I don't like.
I don't like them one bit.
I don't like them one bit.
I wonder if he survives his term.
Probably not.
He's old, right?
And that's the other thing.
You know, he's like 80, right?
Like, anytime.
That's it.
He's gone.
I'm hinging my whole life on what that guy does.
That's a very stupid thing to do.
Okay.
He could be dead tomorrow.
Like, what?
You're hoping that old man in a foreign country who could die at any minute, he's obese.
And your plan, like Homer Simpson going forward, is Orange Man will fucking.
Yeah, you just go out.
You just sidestep those people and go, that's a shame.
It's a shame.
And there's a lot of them.
It's really crazy.
Too many Marvel movies.
Too much infantilization.
Jake says, 25% tariffs is wild.
It's bad.
It's not good.
Add that on top of an already depressed, hyper-inflated economy, and it's shot.
Yeah, things are going to get really weird.
They're going to get interesting fast, I think.
Gen C and Android down.
Paper trader.
Some link to YouTube.
I can't do it.
The links.
I won't do it.
And Jake says BlackRock is like the modern day real-life umbrella corporation.
It's bizarre.
It is.
You should look into it.
Vanguard, BlackRock, and State Street.
But I think State Street is owned by one of the...
Like, oh, the pressure, Trump's not even at the table anymore.
They've been left in the dust.
Some of these corporations are like super villain fucking wet dreams.
They can do whatever they want.
They're operating globally.
They're in everybody's pockets.
They've blackmailed everyone.
No president can touch them.
No one can do anything to them.
They own everybody and everything.
They bought the Panama Canal out from under the United States government.
It's backwards.
You got it twisted, dog.
BlackRock isn't under the United States.
The United States is owned by BlackRock.
You don't have a president.
You have a manager.
Oh, if we just vote!
These are games for the pedestrian peasant folk.
That's for them to...
Yes, Roger, you are.
You're such a good voter.
Who are you going to vote for this time?
I'm going to vote for the blue guy.
Wow, that's an interesting choice.
Good luck with that.
So, how much money we make on heroin this quarter?
$200 billion.
Excellent.
I think I'll buy another spaceship.
Right?
That's real life.
That's fucking real life.
And we just watch it all like, man, this is a mess.
How do you fix this is like the problem of the ages for anyone who has eyes to see.
If you know what I mean, if you see it, everyone that sees it, sees the claw, understand, you know.
It's just this mutual like, damn, you know?
That's a, poo.
Every once in a while, you get real brave, crazy people.
They're like throwing rocks at it and trying to fucking.
If we build a big net, you're like, oh man, he's going for it.
Come here.
You got to see it.
Dan's taking on the claw.
What?
That's what we need.
That is what you need, though.
Because imagine it.
It just feels right.
You don't have to pay attention to your, not emotional feelings so much, but they're deeper.
It's definitely in there.
It doesn't come from outside.
This is definitely an internal feeling that bubbles up and almost enters the fabric of reality through your fucking molecules.
When you feel that, you know, this is what has to happen.
We have to do this.
It's some of the most powerful feelings that exist.
I think they're very deeply based in love because love is the only thing that can make you do that.
I think.
I have children.
And the thought of there's a situation.
I remember having, I'm telling this story for a reason.
I remember thinking this before I ever had kids going, people are always like, oh, I would die for my kids in an instant.
I wouldn't even think about it.
And I'm like, really?
Like, that's intense.
I don't know what that's like.
I've never had kids.
I don't know.
I can't think of another person.
I would just instantly without question, no matter the circumstances, don't fucking care.
It doesn't matter what it is, you know?
Like, that's pretty, you know, that's intense.
And then you do have that and you're like, okay, I know what that feeling is.
It can make you do anything, whatever's required, whatever is needed to fix, repair, protect, defend, whatever it costs, however long, I don't care.
I'm doing it.
I'm not even going to think about it.
If it kills me to do it, that's a great way to die.
That's like the best way to die.
You know what the worst way to die is?
Like on the toilet or like texting and driving?
Like these Are ridiculous, you know.
Ideally, you want to go when you're old, you know, you're not a million years old and your whole body doesn't work, and you're like one of those dogs this one put down.
What's that, grandpa?
Every moment I live is egg on it, you know.
I guess we have made now, so it's not an issue.
But, you know, you want to see the effects of your life.
Everything you've done since you were old enough to walk and talk has led you to wherever you are right now and every day afterwards until you're gone.
Don't you want to see, like, I'm curious.
I like to flip pages.
I want to read.
I want to keep reading.
I want to see what happens next.
You want to see what happens?
How do your kids turn out?
How do they have kids?
How does it go?
And then, you know, you're kind of reasonably at the end of the road and you're like, okay, this is, I can't really stretch this out any longer.
I'm like, you know, 80 years old.
You're getting up there.
To have that kind of...
Thank you.
That's why it's powerful.
When you know what the truth is, that's what it is.
There it is.
You fucking know it.
It's not a question.
There's no doubt at all.
It's crystal clear.
Like a fucking, like you can, like it's sitting in front of you.
Like the screen right now.
It's as real as this.
Would you die for your children?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
That's the truth.
That's the feeling you get when you know what the truth is.
There's nothing to think about.
There's no, oh, what if this and what if that?
Nope.
When you know what you got to do and you know what, you know what's right and you know what, it all goes away.
And we all want someone to do it, right?
I think a lot of people feel like we all know we're slaves deep down.
We all do.
Because why else we well, maybe not everyone, but a lot of people do cheer them on when, you know, somebody takes a run for it.
Nobody ever succeeds, but part of you wants to believe that they could, you know?
what's going through the heads of those people who are crazy enough to do that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Maybe that's some of us.
I don't know, but I know they're bad.
I know they are.
I know they lie.
I don't think so.
I used to think so.
I know so.
I was there.
I lived through it.
I saw it.
They, you know.
I was in the clinch with them.
Like we were breathing on each other's necks.
It was.
I saw everything.
I know.
And you can't really give that to someone.
You have to show them.
And grand gestures.
Women love this too, by the way.
They're going to love it.
The grand gesture.
Grand gestures of love are usually, in my experience, very self-sacrificing for the benefit of other people or to protect other people or to help other people.
And it moves people and it touches them in a way that you feel that and it emanates out of your body.
You feel like there's something there, that, this, it's like a light in the dark.
And you feel a kinship and a desire to help maybe.
Because if you know that, you know, deep down, like we're all, we all, none of us really want this.
We don't want this to be happening.
We don't want to be like this.
And this crazy fucker over there is trying to tunnel his way out.
He strangled a guard earlier and took his keys.
He's fucking nuts.
I kind of want to help him.
I kind of want to help him.
Because it's not in his favor.
The odds aren't on his side at all.
And it's like the difference between crazy, it's true.
I'm not, it wasn't me.
I didn't do anything crazy, courageous on the battlefield or anything.
We all did very typical, safe, normal maneuvers.
There was no, for me personally, there was no incidents where it was like something nuts has to happen now.
But that did happen to other people, I know.
And that's fucked.
Real fear, real uncertainty.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this.
I might die.
I don't know what's going to happen, but I have to do it.
Nobody remembers the time you just walked all over.
Remember that time I easily crushed that bug?
No.
Do you remember a single bug you've ever stepped on?
I think I remember the first spider I killed, and I thought, did I need to kill that?
And then the other 10 million after that.
He's a statistic.
It's not significant.
There's no nothing there, but.
What if it was like huge though?
*Music*
Why do you want them to win?
Why do you care?
Why does it stir people's imaginations?
Why do they...
is that?
That's the love you're supposed to have.
That intensity.
The weight of that.
That's not fucking around.
That's real.
That's like, you're coming for my kids?
Okay.
Oh, we're getting serious now.
Are we?
Okay.
got some juice because I got lots.
And there's so many other people just doing like crazy.
And you're like, why?
You've destroyed your life.
You could have done anything else.
Why are you doing this?
He's just got like an eye patch and a cigar.
He's missing some teeth.
Big scar.
He just looks up at the claw.
Why?
Why?
Because fuck him.
That's why.
Fuck you, claw!
If it's the last thing I do, I'll rip your goddamn eyes out.
Just like you did to me.
You guys, Dan's taking on the claw.
Let's go.
It's just you know Impossible.
Impossible.
It's a shame that people don't get to feel feelings like that.
Like, you don't even know what life is.
You don't, I mean, you have to.
You have to do something intense at least once in your life, or you won't even.
It's like having a motorcycle or a sports car, some kind of real powerful machine.
And you never use it.
You just sit in it.
You're like, you like the idea of using it, but you don't actually use it.
And you're like, you know what?
I'm sad.
I have a pretty good imagination.
I'll just imagine what it was like.
No, you can't.
You can't.
You can't.
Trust me.
I tried.
It doesn't.
Nope.
Nope.
Thank you.
You don't know what you're missing.
Your own life.
It's sad.
Gibbon says, it's like when you realize the chimneys aren't even attached.
There's a lot of things.
A lot of stories they tell you that don't exactly.
You know, like two plus two has got to equal four at the end of the day, right?
And you think, these are some weird mistakes to make.
How did this miss, how did we get all confused about something like this?
This seems a bit strange.
Brian says, I feel it in my soul.
We are so far removed from the rich controllers.
They are different species in some sense.
Well, they don't really regard, you can't, to be who they are.
They can't care about most people because if they did, they wouldn't be doing what they're doing.
They would be spending their massive fortunes and power to try to, to the, for the betterment of everyone.
Not consolidating power like miniature fucking supervillains from a, from an Avengers movie.
They're not good people.
they tell themselves, whatever they think they're saying, they're not, they're in a different They're on a different dimension for sure.
And when they try to act like normal people, it's really...
They can tell how much they don't.
Like, you don't see a lot of these interviews.
They're above all that, you know?
Like, the politicians and the world leaders, like, they're the mid-level guys.
They're the ones that like the attention and they like, you know, they don't mind that.
They like to feel important.
They like to.
The real, the real gangsters are people you got to really worry about.
They're not even, they're not even the, they're way in the back.
They're that big tower up there in the dark.
You don't even know their name.
They're up there and they're, you know, keeping an eye on things.
You better be careful.
It's not the fat guy in the chair you really got to worry about.
It's actually that big claw up there.
You remember the eye of Sauron?
It's like that.
You see that?
That's actually the problem.
They're just little monsters.
We can kill them with a sword.
Head comes right off.
Easy.
That, though, that's surprising.
I don't know about that.
That seems almost supernaturally powerful.
I don't know.
I need a young priest.
I need a broken bottle.
I need a dead monkey.
We have two hours.
And we might have a chance.
What's the moon like right now?
Where's Cambi?
Does she know?
She seems like somebody might know a thing about moon cycles.
What phase of the lunar cycle do we need to be?
Peter Burrow, lads.
Sometimes I wish I could go back to being a normie and not know any of this, but I...
This is what is righteous.
I know what you mean, man.
I know the feeling.
But it's like...
Thank you.
Like, they'd like to relive parts of it.
And maybe it would be from the nostalgia of it, relive parts of your life or go back to when you were or whatever.
But you are always going to do what you did because you're you.
It's like, oh, I could have did this.
I could have done that.
Yeah, but you didn't.
You did that.
And if you went back to those same conditions without knowledge of the future, because that's impossible, I think, you're always going to make the same decisions under the same circumstances because you're you.
At that point in your life, that's who you were.
That's what you did.
That's what you thought.
And that's the decision you made.
and there is no...
I don't think that's true.
Something about that.
I mean, there's my science and my quantum theory.
And I'm like, okay, but something about it just doesn't.
I don't know.
I don't think.
But you would know if you did know the fear.
You would get bored.
Like, I already know how this turns out, really.
I've already done all this, already seen all this.
I'm just doing it again.
And you're kind of like, okay, well.
It's not the same as the first time you went through it.
When you go through the first time, that's real.
When you're going back, you're just watching old tape.
Thank you.
So, like, you could go back.
Would you want to, though?
Because now you know, you can't unknow.
I mean, unless you get in the main pod.
Don't do that.
That's what they want.
We're still very fortunate.
We have this opportunity.
We get to live and be a part of this and participate in this, this gestational transition period where we're in this weird cocoon phase.
I was kind of trying to talk about this earlier, but again, the craziness and the mental illness and the boiling rage and vengeance and so on.
Like, you could be, you know, in a ditch in Congo, naked.
There's a million, there is a lot.
I mean, you could have gotten worse cards for sure.
And then you look through history books and you're like, whoa, okay.
We kind of like, we may be entering back into more realistic, like hard mode territory.
Like, that's kind of how life on Earth used to be.
It was like hard mode all the time for everyone.
It was hard mode.
And then for a while, it just got turned down to like soft baby mode.
And now it's just slowly ramping up, you know, a little more, a little more, and people are getting uncomfortable.
It's like, well, I mean, it's like being cranky that you won the lottery and you didn't win it a second time.
You know, you're like, oh, my lottery money's almost gone.
I picture everyone who has ever lived in history just going like this.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, that sucks.
I had to fight the Persians when I was 13. You know, and you're like, oh, damn, yeah, that does sound okay.
I am being a bitch.
Sorry, Hermes, or whoever.
Sorry, King Leonidas, Leonidas.
So like you get to be involved in this.
And it's just because it's transitioned to a much more mental game now.
Physical force is no longer required because the tools of the mind are so much more powerful than guns now.
You don't need them.
Not to control your empire.
Back in the day, if you had people that were in a town or village somewhere and get a little uppity and like, fuck that king.
They would send soldiers there to fight you and force you.
And that guy would be hung and killed and had his head cut off and put on a stick.
So it'd be like, oh, fuck around.
We'll come back and do this to you next time.
Okay, okay.
You know, that's a little more heavy-handed back in the day.
Now they've got access to everyone on 24-7.
They got your phone.
They're in your phone.
They're on your screen.
They're on the radio, the TV.
There's a screen in your face, a picture, something somewhere all the time.
You have to go into the middle of the forest in the middle of nowhere to get away from it.
And even then, you'll look up and you'll be like deep in the woods in like Quebec or New Brunswick.
Like, thank God, it's just nothing but quiet.
And then you see a plane flying overhead.
And then all of a sudden it's dumping chemicals.
You're like, oh, for goddamn fucking saints, boy.
You can't escape.
There's no escaping.
But it's not, they're not going door to door and killing people.
It's fair in a way.
It's a fight for sure, and it's a hard one, but it's not unfair.
It's doable.
It's not a blowout.
It's competitive.
A little bit and getting a little more competitive.
Again, our side has to endure the beatings and the torturings and all of it.
The lying and the gaslighting and the job losses and the families being exploded.
What do you think that does to people?
It either kills them or it makes them hard as fuck because then they have to start re-solidifying their foundations.
I've seen it happen to people in the community that I've known for the last, gotten to know over the last five or six years.
They went from essentially a child to like, that guy's basically a man now.
That's great.
Like a 12-year-old, 14-year-old, people just really naive and bright-eyed and oh, you know, what do you think?
The government might be bad or something?
Now it's only been a few years later and they're basically that guy's grandfather.
I'm like, nice, you know?
That's happening fast everywhere, all over the place.
And they're soft as shit.
They're just not succeeding.
Push a button.
Why aren't you doing what I want?
Don't do what I want.
I'm careful.
Pay raise me.
More money.
Me.
I do what I want.
We need...
We need zookeepers to translate for the politicians now.
You think he's hungry.
It's feeding time.
I think those are the traditional feeding noises of the NDP.
Charlie Angus likes his cheeseburgers.
Yes.
Very good.
Give it to him.
Give them to the fanboy.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
At least it's not Genghis Khan, you know?
Because that's a different fight.
You have to fight that guy with your weapons and your fist.
This is different.
You can win without fighting at all.
Well, it is a fighting.
It's almost the worst kind.
It's almost the worst kind.
Thank you.
It's soft on the body and it's hard on the soul.
That's worse.
Wouldn't you rather be something easy on the soul and hard on the body?
Because your body's fucking, you can heal anything.
You can heal broken bones.
You can lose an eye, fingers, fucking, ah, you can cut your spleen out.
You can fucking, you can, you can withstand a lot.
But if your soul is sick and weak and vulnerable, that's a different kind of pain.
That's not a, that's not an, you can't get away.
There's no painkillers.
There's no.
You'll sober up eventually and you're going to need more.
You're going to need more pills.
You're going to need.
That doesn't heal.
That bone's not going to set.
That isn't even a bone.
You're injured on the elemental level now.
You're not being controlled by chains around your neck that you can escape and break and just kill the guy who's holding them.
These ones are in here.
They're in your soul.
Those are the things that prevent people from sticking up for their own loved ones.
That's how deep the mind rot is.
You see these families, you see these fathers, you see these mothers, you see these people have their children murdered in terrorist attacks or abducted and raped to death and sold into whatever the fuck is going on over the, I mean, probably here too.
And we just don't, I mean, nobody's reporting on anything, are they?
They're following me and my friends around hysterically.
That's what's important.
And these family, these people get up there and go, I don't blame.
Was this no place for hate?
And I, what are you talking about?
Don't listen to them.
You're listening to the goblin people.
They killed your child.
Your son is dead because of them.
And those same people are now telling you what to say and you say yes.
You say yes to them.
I only have one question.
Are there hooks that strong or is the love for your own children that weak?
Because it's one or the other.
Which is it, do you think?
Because if you say, oh, well, you know, they're really brainwashed.
They just really had to.
So they're that powerful that they can over they can these people.
Oh, I'd do anything for my kids.
Really?
You won't even be called racist in their defense after they're dead.
You were never going to do anything for them, were you?
Not when it comes down to it, because I mean, look at you standing up there shaking like a leaf, reading somebody else's words about hate and racism and fucking, and your son is dead.
and this is what you're doing.
Thank you.
That's a that's sick.
I feel very bad for him.
Those fathers, those mothers, those people that you've, I mean, we've all seen it.
That's demented.
Like, that person is so hopelessly captured, hopelessly enchained and tortured and mind-warped that they don't even know who they are or what's going on.
It's like passing someone on, you know.
We're in a supernatural battlefield now.
I mean, Philip's, you know, come on.
Obviously, we have room.
This is a good, you know, character device because this gives us room to explore crazy shenanigans.
Once you've established this guy, he's really in charge.
He can levitate.
He can do anything.
He's telepathic.
Anything can happen after that.
It's like passing on the battlefield.
There's someone just like hopelessly like zombie.
Like in zombie movies, there you go.
Or, you know, like The Walking Dead or something, that moment where you see someone and they're just, there's no way.
They're literally being eaten by seven at once.
Like, oh, no, help me.
And they're like, ah, fuck.
I can't.
Ah, you just got to get out of there.
That's what it's like when I see those people.
I'm like, damn.
I used to get really angry at them and I could, I'm like, you traitor.
And that's not what it is, man.
They're, they're, it's like they've, they've been, they, the essence of their life has been scooped right out of their soul and just whatever's left is just a husk of a person.
And you're like, those fucking monsters.
I'd rather die.
I would rather, I would rather be killed than be turned into a fucking sniveling, pathetic, drooling, please don't hurt me, daddy, sycophant for the people that killed my own children.
That is probably, that is worse than death.
I would rather die.
You better all say that or you'll be racist.
I'm going to give the most racist speech you've ever fucking heard then.
Buckle up.
You better not say anything crazy.
Paul, there's guns in the truck.
I'm storming the hill as soon as I'm done talking.
You're first.
What?
Start running.
Oh, you're joking.
Okay.
Does that casket look like a joke to you?
What do you think?
What do you think?
It's so sad.
It's so...
It's monstrous.
It's like Frankenstein kind of shit.
It's like seeing somebody like sewn together or something, like human centipede.
That's like when I see these kinds of things being done to these people, I'm like, that is so fucked up.
That is so fucked up.
Oh, I have to cut off my boy's penis.
He's a girl now, stamps Becky.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What are you doing?
Oh my God.
What is happening?
You're just home.
Wow.
I feel bad for you, man.
You're gone, huh?
You're just nothing left.
And that's somebody's kid, right?
Even if they're an old man.
At one point, they were a six-year-old boy, and somebody's dad probably loved them and thought, man, I wonder what kind of person they're going to turn into.
And that's what they turned into.
Slava Ukraine!
Blow up, children!
Wow, yikes.
Stay on, stay safe.
I'm reporting you to public health.
IT'S ABOUT HEALTH!
IT'S ABOUT HEALTH!
Hmm.
Wow.
So they got you working for them now.
Not all.
They beat you so hard that you work for them and you think that's going to protect you.
That's literally what it is, guys.
People that are afraid.
Oh, they're afraid.
And then there's some people who are so afraid, the weakest ones.
Just go check out.
I mean, anybody, really, media pundits, anyone, any politicians, any of them, all the anti-hate people, all these, those are all the weakest people.
They're the most afraid.
Not only do they fear all of it, they try to help it in hopes that it will Buy them favor if I lick its booty hole for it.
Maybe it'll eat me last.
Like, that's their strategy.
And that is only the strategy of a coward.
That is like the little henchman guy.
You have like your villain, and then there's like this little creepy goblin that's like, yeah, get him, yeah, boss, yeah, you can get him, you take him, boss, me.
And he's like the little freak that goes through the pockets of all the dead victims that their master has killed.
Like, no, look, I knew watch me.
That's them.
And this is who, this is who criticizes me and my friends and us and people who have to just see what they said?
I'm like, oh, the literal goblin freak?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Did a caricature of a weakling find me offensive?
Oh, oh, how will I recover?
It's never going to be okay now.
You got me.
Oh, no.
Brand from the Sudbury News.
Look how, I mean, he looks like a donut.
They say you are what you eat.
He is not impressed?
The big, fat baby, the big overgrown nine-year-old didn't like it?
Oh!
Are you serious?
The politicians are not pumped?
Andrea Horwath doesn't like it.
Are you...
Are you for real?
Are you for real right now?
You got a friend in me.
This is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
Justin Trudeau doesn't like me.
You got in trouble.
I got a true.
I fucked up big time.
My life is a mess.
I'm terrified.
What have I done?
Justin hates me.
Pierre hates me.
The media hates me.
The warmongers hate me.
The pedophiles hate me.
The communists hate me.
They all hate me.
But those are like all the bad guys.
Wow.
I am sorry.
I'm just realizing I didn't.
I'm flattered.
I must be like 25 feet tall to you.
I didn't know.
I didn't know it was.
You're that scared, huh?
Wow.
That's intense.
I mean, another news article.
Watch CTV this time.
Reuters.
Wow.
Guys, you shouldn't have.
I mean, I'm not.
I am not.
Relax.
Relax.
Sit down.
I mean, I'm not a total supervillain.
This is a little much.
This fucking place is preposterous.
Oh.
These fucking guys are arguing.
These chat rooms are wild.
I remember being on the other side of it, watching other people and talking to people.
It's so strange.
It's very much like one of their latest endeavors.
When you just choose to do something, you're like, oh, I wonder what that's like.
I don't know.
Go do it then.
Okay?
Wee!
I love boxing.
I've always loved it.
I've always been, you know, interested in it, fascinated in it.
I'm like, I could do that right now.
Why aren't I doing that?
I'm kind of old.
Yeah, that's fucking good.
Let's tell everybody on the internet about it and I don't have to do it.
You know?
What makes you think anybody would bill you for a professional fight?
A lot of people want to see me get punched in the face.
How many people do you know?
They're like, hey, can I get in on your undercard here?
Why should I bother?
I can guarantee at least 3,000 pay-per-view tickets.
You fight on Saturday.
That's true.
That's how it works.
You can bring eyeballs.
I'm a heat scorer.
It's just another dumb, fun thing to do.
Why the fuck not?
You know, it's funny.
Obviously, take it seriously.
You can get hurt very much.
But, you know.
It's good for you.
Everybody should have some difficult hobby of some kind that you're trying, you're actually trying in a serious way to improve on.
Even it's not as cool, but like even playing a guitar or a piano or something like that, that's not easy to do.
And you have to spend time and focus and discipline and practice.
And it's, you know, it's good for you to do those things.
It keeps your mind sharp.
When you stop doing those things, you get softer and you start becoming weaker because you're not challenging yourself anymore.
It's like a muscle.
You have to exercise it.
You have to, you know, use it.
You have to keep it sharp.
You have to keep it strong.
You have to keep it ready.
If you spend a life just, I'm just as comfortable as possible all the time.
I don't do anything hard anymore.
Like, oh, don't worry.
Oh, let me guess.
You're just going to see red, bro.
Oh, let me guess.
There will be something happens and you're just going to flip a switch and all of a sudden you're going to be amazing.
Oh, he's amazing now.
Philip, he's amazing now.
That's right.
He pushed the amazing button and he became amazing.
Isn't that crazy?
He was obese and terrible and knew nothing and drunk all the time.
But then he saw red and he's amazing now.
Crazy.
Wow.
What a superpower to have.
If only anyone in history ever had that ability, entire wars, the course of history would have changed overnight instantaneously because thousands, tens of thousands of men everywhere who have never done anything hard and are big babies and fat and drunk all the time.
I'm just going to see Red Brawl.
They all just saw Red Brawl and Napoleon was overthrown and the Vikings were thrown back into the sea and on and on.
Oh man, I just, dude, I fucking got I saw.
That's got to be a shirt too.
Somebody write that down.
I'm going to meet with my sister on March break.
We're going to come up with some grift ideas.
Some new shirts.
Some new shirts.
That should be one.
We've been making fun of those guys for years.
I just see red, bro.
I just fucking, I'm sure you do.
It's like a speech bubble in their head.
They're like GSP in his prime.
You're like, that's basically me when I have four bud lights and I get a little pissed off.
You don't want to, bro.
You don't understand.
I think I do, actually.
You go ahead.
You get pissed off.
Let's see what happens.
It's great for your reflexes, anyway.
Ah, this is fun.
Isn't it?
We're all just trying not to die, you know?
Hilarious.
So we did screen the movie?
Almost 90% of it for a very select, very tiny, very small, almost as small as the average penis size of the politician.
Audience, mostly just guys that were involved.
Into the tour, into the making.
Or parts of it.
I keep forgetting that you guys didn't see any of it.
Unless you came to one of the some people came to two, but like look, it's uh it's it's if you're unfamiliar with us, a little racist, you know, a little bit of it, you know, doesn't throw you.
It's like, you know, it's it's life.
We're dishonest.
You might find it amusing.
And you're like, yeah, I generally think the government's full of shit and I hate them and the media is really stupid and I hate them too and everything they're doing in this place is very disgusting and fucked up and I don't like it.
You might like it.
You might be like, oh, this is kind of funny.
This is kind of fun.
These guys are like just shitheads, huh?
They're just mean and fucking shit disturbers.
They're literally just running around the country flipping tables over and pushing people into the bushes and running away laughing.
This is kind of fun.
That's basically what we're doing.
Or if you're like a, you know, you've been around for a while, a year, long, maybe a long time, if you've been following our adventures, mine and Derek's and all the way to the Platte Army days, and then we, you know, picked up this giant ogre on the side of the road, Terry, and all the other people we picked up along the way.
I think you're going to have a good time.
It's fun.
It was fun.
It was a good time.
And they did a great job.
Edgie did a great job.
And doing a great job filming it.
And doing pretty much everything.
Here's equipment.
Make it, make it thing.
Make the thing go.
Make the stuff happen.
Play now.
Begin.
Activate.
Genie in the bar.
Two claps to activate.
I don't know.
Basically, that was my complete instructions.
And somehow it just turned out worked.
Everything worked on its own.
It's a superpower.
You know, that's why they're afraid of us because we can just...
I just had to say that.
Trash pile of noises.
And that happens.
Anyway.
I want to go back to being an army.
No, you don't.
Sometimes you do.
I get it.
It's like you long for when it's raining.
You're like, I can't wait for a sunny day.
Me too.
It'll get there eventually.
But right now, I wouldn't think about it too much because it's just going to make yourself upset.
He only wants to take back so many times.
And then he's like, you've seen this 25 times.
You know everything is going to happen.
There's no reason to keep coming back here.
It's a waste of energy.
He must escape, you see.
Oh, the claw crushed him.
It was bad.
It was very frightening and destroying.
But, you know, his example.
At least we now know that that doesn't work, right?
So he didn't die for nothing.
We know that charging it head-on with a broken broomstick sharpened at the end like a spear is not enough.
Scratch that off the list.
Back to the chug.
Wipe that one off the board.
All right, what else we got?
Just keep going.
Let's just keep working.
Because otherwise, what are you doing?
You got two choices.
Work or die.
You know?
Ironbite mock fry, I always like to say.
You got it?
That wasn't what I wanted.
What is this one?
That's where the money is, though, right?
That's the life.
When you're in the pocket doing something shitty and hard, but like you want to be there.
Even when you're just getting an inch at a time every few years, it's like, "Just beat sitting on the couch, though!" You can't grow at all.
You can't get anything stronger.
You can't learn anything new.
You can't become anything.
Move or die.
The great thing is like the people who are not.
syndromes.
Now there's a trade where this is going to be interesting.
It's going to be hard, Evan.
The dildo batteries are going to be very expensive.
I don't know if you're going to be able to keep up with it.
It's yours, I'll tell you how many sins can be yours.
Half my kingdom for your choice, it's yours.
You can take it any time that you need.
You know.
Gibbons is honestly of our entire civilization virtually single suicided over a pile of shoes.
What help do we have?
I mean, they have nothing.
We're a different shit.
We're a different fucking- What are you guys doing?
Can't for me and you and us away five fucking years ago, actually.
Most of us had to get different jobs and move and do all the- We've had to rebuild and change our whole fucking minds around.
We don't need them now.
Like, have fun.
You're going off a cliff now.
Don't try to come over to my boat looking for anything.
We've got sharp sticks.
Tune in!
Yeah!
Remember when music was just crazy?
80s guitar solos, hair, cocaine, leather pants.
Like, what a weird time.
Can I make you an offer?
You can count it out.
I kept my eyes on you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
White people have no culture.
The fuck.
We invented that too.
Why do they even do 80s hair metal?
Because we fucking could and nobody else can.
That's why.
This is just another demonstration.
This is what I can do.
You know, one of those.
Or obnoxious like that.
Epoxy Bear says, I'm very grateful for my family.
Good.
I'm happy for you.
He says, I hope the Buddhists are wrong.
I don't want to come back.
I don't want to do it again.
I know.
That seems like a lot.
Like when you're dead, you instantaneously regain, like, you have the mental capacity to remember like multiple lifetimes and relationships.
And it's like, it's all cool with you.
You're fine.
I don't know.
That's hard to imagine.
I don't like.
Reincarnation seems dumb.
I mean, I bet it's...
I think it's...
I think you can come and go as you please.
That seems to be kind of one of the prevailing ideas in many different religions and spiritual teachers and so on.
Not all of them, but many of them have this idea that the human, the spirit of the person, the essence of who that person is, that is forever.
And it comes and goes.
It could come back.
Never know.
It's just using a different meat puppet this time for whatever reason.
I think the Egyptians believe the Egyptians, they're fascinating as hell because whoever built that shit knew a lot.
Whoever built the pyramids, they knew a lot.
They knew quite a bit that things they shouldn't be, things that we still don't know to this day.
So they seem to believe that they could retain people.
Like they would die and immediately they would come back in a designated person and they'd be like, all right, now this is the same guy now.
He's just in a different body.
Like, are you sure?
How do you know that?
Oh, we know Tim for sure.
When he was four, he started doing the mustache thing, doing the Seek Heil.
Yeah, we know it's him.
We know it's him.
His first picture was a swastika.
Guys, I think Hitler's back.
Baby Hitler over there.
That's a funny sketch.
I want to do like a some kind of sketch show with some, with somebody.
That'd be wild.
We need an animator.
I've been saying this forever.
Anybody out there is any good at it?
I've got ideas, and we can produce it.
We can make this happen.
They have baby Hitler, and there's just tons of different examples being like, I'll go back in time and kill baby Hitler and save the world.
But he's too cute and hilarious, and no one can do it.
It's like actually a three-year-old.
They're like, man.
Like, drew them a picture.
He's like, that's you.
We're playing in the park.
And he's like, I'm supposed to shoot this kid.
You want some of my ice cream?
Oh, man.
I really like animals.
Oh, me too.
Fuck.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't shoot him.
Fuck that.
I'll do it.
All right, you go.
It's harder than you think.
Next guy comes in.
All right, where's that fucking baby?
Oh.
Playing with a butterfly.
I don't care.
He's going to...
Thank you.
He's like helping an injured bird.
Comes back.
You couldn't do it either.
That is the nicest kid ever.
I mean, he's so sweet.
They lose their mind.
It's a three-year-old baby.
Of course it would be.
Any three-year-old is an innocent anything.
That's the joke, but they're supposed to hate it because it's Hitler, but they can't because it's a three-year-old.
And they're trying to explain themselves to people in other dimensions.
We keep sending assassins and no one.
You don't understand how hard this is to do.
Not even Richard Kuklinski could do it.
It's like the Iceman.
He's there.
He's like, I just.
Turns out even I got a limit, you know.
Like, yeah.
See?
Not even the Iceman.
Genghis Khan took him for ice cream.
What do you want me to do?
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, people are totally, they take everything so fucking serious.
They're so easily offended.
Like, that would be, that would be hilarious.
That would probably make the news people like, oh, my God, you're so insensitive.
I'm like, yeah, your reaction is what's funny.
So many of these people on the tour, and I'm just reliving a lot of it now because I'm seeing it.
We watched it.
And oh, yeah, I meant to say earlier, the tiny group of cast rate of reviews are coming in.
Guys said, I got home today and I was thinking about killing myself, but then I watched that movie and I was like, you know what?
Maybe not today.
So like, it's pretty good.
It's a powerful film.
It's a powerful film.
Oh, they're, you know, like, they're calling it the territor.
And these people are serious.
And we're like, yeah.
So, so here, let me explain it to you, dumb-dumb.
I know your eyes are really far apart.
It's not your fault.
You're kind of retarded.
But for the sake of people, for some reason, maybe thinking you know what's going on, you know.
The reason we named that was so that you would say exactly what you just did.
And then so we could go, and we all had a good laugh.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got hysterical.
You kept saying it over.
You got it.
It's wild.
There's like 20 news clips back to back.
The Road Rage Terror.
road rage terror.
The road rage terror tour.
The road rage territory.
The whole fucking media apparatus is with bananas.
We're like, we made them say the road rage terror tour like a hundred times and take time out of their day to try to describe this retarded thing to people who don't care at all.
They're hungry and want to know why there's so many Indians.
And they're like, you got to know about the road rage terror.
Like in Hamilton, we went to Hamilton and I don't want to spoil too much.
While I was there, you know, they were like, oh my God, they freaked out because we're coming down the area.
There was a couple murders, a shooting, and a flamethrower attack.
Just in the couple of days I was there.
Someone was flamethrowered.
The Roman character.
Andrea.
Have you looked outside?
You've got bigger problems.
I don't think anyone's really that concerned.
I think you should probably pay attention to your city, but whatever.
I'm just here to make fun of you, actually.
I'm here to professionally make fun of you for my own amusement.
And it's just so lucky and happy for me that a lot of other people enjoy it also.
And I'm able to, you know, do this as kind of a whole gig now.
So, yeah.
What are you doing?
Running a city into the ground?
I'm helping people and entertaining them.
And you're running a city into the ground and killing people.
That's awesome.
Good for you.
How's your son?
You get another DUI?
Good job.
You're getting beat up, kid.
Audrey's C Red Bro.
We got to make that shirt.
You're doing great, kid.
We got to bring that back, too.
You're doing great.
Andrea's killing it.
I can't wait till she's...
Her and best, Danielle Smith.
Unmanned government.
Hum, TikTok.
The only way I want to see that TikTok video is if it zooms out of the building and then like a like a predator missile just over my hellfire or something.
Yeah, I would watch that TikTok.
Epoxy Bears is don't worry.
We love you.
Good.
I hope so.
I have a lot of enemies.
I need a lot of places to hide often, you know?
I'm like the, I don't know, the not gay communist IRA or something.
You gotta hide me under the basement floorboards.
We don't have basement floorboards.
That's why it's called a basement.
Forgive me, I'm pretty drunk.
I think that's how most of it went.
I don't know.
Jake says, how good was that Bivolt Baturbiev rematch?
It was pretty good.
Yeah.
Stella fight.
I'm keen to see Canela step up and deploy a new fight strategy.
It's going to be special to beat Bivol, Davis versus Roach.
Yeah, there's so many.
There's a lot of great things happening lately.
You know, first of all, like, fuck that guy.
This Turkish guy is just, or not Turkish, Saudi guy.
He's just rich as hell.
And he's like, I like boxing.
I want to have it.
What do you mean?
You're going to have boxing?
Yes, I'm going to buy boxing.
You can't just buy boxing, mate.
Yes, I build a big stadium.
I have lots of money.
And I pay fighters.
Come play.
Come play in my house.
You come fight on my birthday.
I want to watch big fight.
Titan Fury, I pay you $50 million.
All right.
You know, I think I'm in.
Just like that.
You're like, okay.
It's back, everybody.
It's back.
It just took one guy with lots of money to be like, this is gay.
I'm going to do it.
Hey, you guys, come.
Now Saudi Arabia is like the fight capital of the world.
It's really weird.
I did not see that coming, but I'm here for it.
Thank goodness.
It's better than having nothing.
So fuck you, you rich dickhead, but also thank you.
I don't know.
I just, I don't know how to feel about it.
It's like that hug scene from Stepbrothers.
They're like...
I don't know if I love you or if I hate you.
I also don't know.
Let's watch men punch each other in the face in mutual agreement and agree to keep to our own separate areas.
This sounds like we can do that.
Yes.
Very good.
Bring the drugs.
What?
I am a Saudi prince.
You guys are on another level over here.
I mean, that oil money's gone to your head.
Yeah, people, but they'll probably fight again.
Canelo's going to fight Crawford.
What is he fighting?
He's got a couple of tune-up fights, but you never know.
That happens sometimes.
They have like the big guy, the main fight coming, and then there's like two other ones.
Like, ah, these are just Tyson Furry got knocked down by Francis Nagono doing that, you know?
He almost lost to an MMA fighter.
You're like, oh.
Can't take your eye off the ball, man.
You said, why do you think, Jake says, why do you think the Egyptians removed the brains from the nostrils, placed major organs in urns?
Weird culture.
Pyramids aren't even a livable structure, really, far from an emperor's luxurious living.
Yeah, it's not.
It was definitely not.
And no one lived there.
It's not a tomb.
They don't know what it was for.
There's lots of theories of what it was for.
Some people think it may have been some kind of power generating station.
And there's some evidence to say that that isn't totally insane.
That might be true.
But, well, who the hell knows?
They do a lot of shit we don't.
And yeah, why did they?
That's creepy.
I don't want to know.
I think I don't want to know why they're pulling brains out and storing organs.
I mean, there is a chance they didn't know everything.
They just knew different things.
There's, I used to think like it was linear.
Like you had, like when I'm a kid, like I'm 15 or I'm 20 even.
You're like, there's back in the olden days, which was worse, harder, shittier, colder.
You know, everything was, everything's better now because you can look and see how much more convenient everything's becoming and how much better the products are and how much easier and comfortable the lifestyle is.
So you think everything is improving and getting, so we're, it's like, it's like a, just a chart better and then, you know, we're better and better forever at the end.
That's not true because we're worse in a lot of ways.
It's just different because you can look at like medieval society.
You can look at the Renaissance period.
You can look at, and it's like, this is people.
This is kind of just people in different costumes with different technology, still basically up to the exact same old tricks as every other time and place and period, just with different stuff.
But otherwise, it's kind of the same.
You know?
It's like, but there's other, yeah.
It's like, oh, the Egyptians just didn't know about, they didn't know about the internet or Wi-Fi, obviously, probably.
So they're probably like, ah, we didn't need to pull the brains and the guts out.
Oh, well, fuck.
No, you really didn't need it.
Why did we think we needed to do that?
I don't know.
We just started doing it.
Nobody really knew why.
We didn't want to change it.
And everything seemed to be working good.
So we're like, let's just keep pulling the brains and the guts out.
I don't know, man.
It's carving the walls.
I got it at the same time you did.
Nobody knows who built this place.
I think it was aliens.
Just do what they want.
Fuck off.
They're dead.
They don't care.
Pull the fucking brains out already.
That's probably how it went down.
If they knew better, they would have.
Let's choose to believe that because the alternatives, like they did it for a specific reason, that's just weird and gross and scary.
And I don't like that at all.
Just like the reoccurring.
I don't like that either.
Stop telling, Dubb, stop bringing up stuff I don't like.
Intrusive thoughts has a few here.
It says, during Operation Laser, they requested my unit patrol the native communities up north with weapons checking vaccine passports.
Wow.
So this guy used to be in the military, if you're not, if that's not clear.
They requested this to happen.
The change of command told them to fuck off.
Okay, good.
Change of command and some quiet retirements later.
Now everyone who said no had to leave.
Yep.
They purged the army just like they purged the cops.
There's no more good cops left, just like there's no good soldiers.
It's over.
The time came and went to stay, who do you stand on?
Which side of the fence of the claw slave?
Are you going to lick its booty?
Or are you going to help Rodney try to sharpen a stick and fight the monster?
What are you going to do?
They went that way.
There was a clear, obvious period of time, and it wasn't a week or a day.
It was years, several years.
You had lots of time to think about it and act and do something and say something.
And most people didn't.
Some people did.
Most people didn't.
But the people that would have, the people in the military, in the police, and any kind of, any of the government apparatus who would have stood in the breach and said, fucking no, absolutely not.
You're not doing this.
They're all gone now because they were all identified during the last shenanigan fuckery bucket time, whatever that was, and ejected.
Now there's no one left except the people who do whatever they're told.
Think about that for a minute.
He says, Ceces doesn't like my chance.
Well, nobody likes Ceces.
All right.
That's why they just binge watch Allie McBeal over and over and over again.
Because listen, they're cold and tired lesbians with empty nest syndrome.
They don't know what's wrong with them.
They're all fucked up.
I kind of feel bad for them, but they're so self-righteous and obnoxious that it's just, it's impossible to really feel bad for them.
It's like trying to make yourself feel bad for, again, stepping on a bug.
And you're like, I want to tell myself that you matter, but I don't think you do.
I mean, I think you're just a bug.
I mean, I could have stepped on you by accident.
Like that, how is that my fault?
You know, you shouldn't have been down there anyway.
Why are you crawling around under my feet?
Should have been at home watching LA McBeel aren't safe.
I found, one of these days, you guys should see some of these pictures.
And people wouldn't believe it.
No, that's really CCS agents.
They walked into people's houses and left them cards and they're on cameras like all over the place.
They're like trying to look all sneaky.
And it's like, there's doorbell.
There's cameras everywhere now, you idiots.
And they would tell, like, oh, don't.
Then they stopped giving out business cards because I was doxing them as punishment for being so fucking stupid and obnoxious and abdicating their duties and responsibilities and helping the claw creature, really.
That's, that's why.
So yeah, I posted their photos and their names and everything.
And they got, it wasn't good for them.
Like there was, there was a little bit of a commotion, I understand.
And they're still at it.
They're still like, oh, maybe now is your terrorism?
You're a fucking retard.
You're an idiot.
You're an ideologue mongrel.
You're a mongreloid.
You're a fucking creature.
You might as well be crawling around on all fours with slime coming out of your mouth.
Yeah, good for you.
Wow.
Wow.
Hey, look at that.
A sea container full of Chinese guns and fentanyl.
You don't have time for that.
Go find out where those people work.
And if they know that their husband listens to a racist podcast, you fucking do that.
You're a hero.
Season four of Allie McBeal.
What's your favorite episode?
I love when Ellie McBeal has a new strong, powerful lesbian haircot.
I don't know why I keep making this joke.
Somewhere deep in my subconscious, I think I remember someone, because I was a kid when that show was on, basically suggesting that the show was most popular with lesbians.
For some reason, they all thought she was.
And because Cesis is full of lesbians, obviously.
I mean, the pictures are, I mean, how do you know that's a horse?
Well, because I know what a horse looks like, sir.
So, I mean, I could be wrong, but no one would blame me for making that guess.
If we were on Wheel of Fortune and I said lesbians, 95% of the audience also would have said lesbians.
And you're like, actually, you're not.
And I'd be like, well, you could have fooled almost everyone.
Unlike what you do with your job, you're not fooling anybody that you're good at that.
That's obvious that you're very bad at that, because then we wouldn't have, the country wouldn't be full of Chinese spies and saboteurs and criminals.
It wouldn't have all kinds of South American, Latin American gangs and human traffickers.
It wouldn't be filled with Indian criminals and gangs and gang wars.
None of this would be going on because you're supposed to like be on top of that and you're chasing this from winners.
This is from winners.
The store, winners?
This is where it came.
I think so.
I think that's where it came from.
I think it's the only one in the world.
We can't find even reverse image Google search.
It might be from Needful Things.
I asked where she got it and she's like, I don't know.
I went back there.
The store was gone.
And I'm like, don't tell him.
You're joking, right?
You tell me where you went and bought this.
You went back there a few months later and it wasn't there anymore.
There's no store at all?
Like the building wasn't there or it was empty.
This is important.
Which was it?
I don't know.
It wasn't there.
Oh, God.
Fuck.
And I can't, I don't dare get rid of it.
What is that going to do?
I'm trying.
Our fates are sealed.
You know, we're tied together.
We're like the moon and the sun.
The moon and the earth.
It's going to be the end of me, but you know, it was all right.
Intrusive thought says, I'm going to steal the claw's spine through its tummy.
Oh, you're going to let it eat you and then try and fight your way out?
Yeah.
Yeah, Bobby said he was going to try that.
That was a few days ago, though, so I don't.
We don't know what goes on in there.
You may be digested instantly.
Like, it's a risk.
You're going to roll the hard six.
I get it.
Jenstein says, ran into real-life dick69.
Made my day.
Like a real-life dick 69 or the dick69?
Because that would be wild.
I want to meet that guy.
I don't think he understands how popular he is.
I don't think he gets it at all.
Dirtbag Welders is just tuning in.
Thank you, man.
Welcome.
We're almost done.
We got a little while longer.
Adam says things as Chris in chat said there are two rectangle wings sticking out from the mic holder.
Squeeze them together and slide the mic in so it covers the base.
No.
I don't want to...
I don't want to fucking do anything with this, because it's a...
Why are we...
No, there's a little...
I put it in.
And that's as far as it goes.
It's as far as it goes.
It doesn't go in more.
It doesn't.
Let me listen.
You don't even think this is my first day out of here saying things.
Well, let me sell you a couple of things.
I've been doing this for almost six years.
And every single time someone said, hey, you got to do this to fix that.
It made everything worse.
Ask anyone in the chat.
It made everything worse.
These little tips and suggestions have cost me roughly $1,000.
That's not a joke.
That's real.
Oh, lube it?
Ho-ho!
Keep your hand on the swivel says, hey, you got to lube it.
Who remembers what happened that time?
Who wants to tell them what happens when you lube it?
Let's play listen to random advice from the chat that no one asked for.
Oh, Gary says put oil in.
Oh, right, because we've never tried that.
Remember when nothing happened?
Remember when it didn't lose all of its tension and become totally fucking useless and flail around and hit me in the face constantly?
And I had to hold it down and had to have a string and tie it to the- You don't remember any of this?
I had to get another one for several hundred dollars.
I will be the baby just.
I'm just saying.
Well, you know, yeah, I bully my audience.
I berate them.
I insult them.
I scare them.
They like it.
That's why people go to the dojo.
And that's why they're in here.
Shut up.
If you don't want this to get exceptionally worse, you know, it's not going to help.
Anything's going to get any worse.
Seriously, I had to get a new one.
I had to, you know.
Hey, you should get one of these monitors.
And then a bug crawled in it and died.
And the first day, the first day, and I had a dead bug.
It's still in there.
It's still in there.
Right now.
Just at the bottom of my screen.
Like, you can barely see like the top.
It's enough that I can see it.
So it always bothers me.
If it had slunk down just another millimeter, I would never see it.
But it's there.
And it's been there since Saskatchewan.
Because you guys were like, oh, you need to get.
Okay.
Everything was working just fine.
Now we got bugs on the screen.
Oh, you need to get it.
Oh, now it squeaks.
Now it doesn't work.
Stop saying things.
Stop saying things.
Weebo says your mic is flaccid better than your dick.
It works better, too.
What do you think about that?
Coming in here talking shit.
You think I don't see this?
I'll fight all of you.
I'll fight all of you at the same time.
Every one of you.
I'll throw you right back down the hill.
Watch this.
Chris and Chad.
Who is Chris and Chad?
Now I'm going attacking Adam.
He's like, I'm just passing on.
Well, whoever Chris and Chad is.
You internalize that verbal abuse and then you turn it to him.
And now we're all learning together.
I will fight in a suit like Agent Smith.
That would suck.
You'd be so sweaty.
Oh my God.
That would be so.
That's funny.
Every time I see that in movies, when there's a guy like fighting in a suit, I'm always like, that would suck.
Like the shoes do.
Like, you can't run or kick or jump in those.
Those suck.
And he's like, you know, heel kicking people in the face.
I'm like, yeah, right.
I mean, you could, but also you'd be like, this is stay.
Can I, can I get, can I put shorts on?
No, no.
Like the Greeks fought naked because they're like, we don't even need clothes.
I want you to look at my dick as I stab you in the face.
People coming out in suits.
They'd be like, that's dumb.
And they'd be like, yeah, it was dumb.
We should have, we would have been better off fighting naked.
You're right.
I know.
We've been doing it forever.
We're really good at it.
I can see that.
can see that.
Madam Speaker's, she says, ban the $3 chat.
I think we may be at that period.
It might be at a time.
Because the people, if you notice, all of the people doing the $3 chats, they have something in common, don't they?
Like, what kind of chats are these?
Are these helpful?
Are these insightful?
Are they far are they grotesque and disturbing?
If we just lock the door, they will freeze alone out there and die in the cold.
I can't help but wonder if maybe they deserve it.
Oh, there are icicles forming on your face.
I hope they're not made of babies!
You guys are going to turn me into a monster.
It wasn't Philip that did this.
It was you.
He takes all the heat.
He's the real hero.
In the end, he's from winners, I think.
Or needful things.
It could be.
I honestly don't know.
We can't find any image.
There's no other one.
Apparently, he's the only one in the world.
So that's fucking weird.
But I mean, I'm pretty sure he's not actually doing anything.
It's supposed to be a given.
So actually, it's you.
Your guys are the ones that did.
I mean, this is your fault.
So.
Who's worse?
The guy that did it or the people who liked it?
Yes.
Jen Seams is doings is a prick.
He can be.
It's necessary sometimes.
It's the Pictou County way.
Sometimes you go like, listen, I'm just going to fucking...
Why'd you do that?
You listen.
You needed to have it happen to you.
All right.
Don't question our ways.
This is Picto County shenanigans you're talking about.
This is an art.
This is a deeply...
Just, just, just.
I'm one of them and I barely understand it myself.
So like, let's, we just need, we just got to move on.
CRJ says, Jenstein says you talk like your mouth braces retainer was clogged with.
Hmm.
He says I slammed the fridge door on his head.
I don't believe that.
I think you're framing Jenstein so that you can get away with what is another $3 chat.
You see what I'm saying?
Every time.
Every time.
Dirtbag Welder.
Positive comment.
Even Genstein.
I mean, they're kind of sick and twisted and fucked up, but they're always...
And you know what?
Even intrusive thoughts, but he didn't start with like...
You know, he had the one, and then that's acceptable.
What you're doing is just grotesque.
You have to be punished.
You have to be stopped.
I might ban the $3 chat.
I don't know.
We're going to think about it.
But not any longer, because I can't listen to that a third time in one evening.
That would just be weird.
Because everything we do here is not weird.
We're very normal and not weird.
What's that even mean?
What's weird is all these fucking fake people walking around acting like they're someone else.
Like they're not.
Like, that's fucking weird.
You're weird.
You have a fake voice.
Like these people, these politicians especially, they go on TV.
Canada Expect- You don't even talk like a person.
No one speaks with this kind of cadence.
Tonight on the news, I am news guy.
I am every news guy ever, and we all talk exactly the same.
Why?
Because we're all afraid of losing our job.
So we just do what the last guy did.
We do the same mannerisms, the same tones, the same cadence, the same kinds of stories as people expected.
I'm a deeply petrified soul that this is the only way I know how to make money.
And I'm too old to learn anything new.
So goddamn you if you think I'm going to jeopardize my swimming pool.
Fuck you, newsman!
And then you throw an oiled gallon barrel in a swimming pool while he's in it.
And you tie one end of it to his foot.
And you drown him.
It wasn't, it's not a, it's.
I could be writing a script for a movie.
You don't know.
You don't know what's real.
That's why I keep losing so many court cases.
I might.
Jen Cenes is proper fuck you to QuickTub.
What is going on in entropy over here?
Why is everybody fighting?
I got to get back to what I was doing, and I just can't police this nightmare of a chat all night.
But I kind of have been.
So it's one of these streams, I guess.
Throw it away.
It's worthless.
Doesn't mean anything.
Nobody's ever kid.
Zaynel says carrier rates and plans in this country are absurd.
Who needs more than 30 gigs by seven gigs have already got chafing on the tip?
I need to buy more loop.
Well, we're getting killed on telecom prices, and the Americans pay like a fraction of what we do because our people, our leaders like to rob us.
Blind.
CRJC, do you want to talk about shitty chat advice?
I have several hours of internet chat suggestions to draw you in, to drown you in.
If you try to diff.
Oh, don't fucking start with the VPNs.
Oh, don't fucking start with the VPNs.
Don't f ⁇ with that.
Oh, don't.
Like, the internet's been fairly stable for a while.
I don't want to fuck with it.
Ever again.
There'll be no suggestions.
There will be none of that.
I've suffered enough.
Well, you gotta get emotional.
Damn it.
Stop it.
Well, just get Starlink.
That's not enough.
Oh, it should be.
Whatever should be enough, you need to add an extra digit or something.
Because this is Diagonalon.
We're in the trenches over here, okay?
I don't know what they told you in battle school.
I don't know what you fucking thought you learned in Borden, Ontario, okay?
That ain't where you are now, kid.
That ain't where you are now, kid.
They do crazy shit.
They canceled me from Gumroad, Sam Hyde's platform.
I'm too bad for them.
And they seized all the money and everything.
So, if you were subscribed to that, thank you very much for the support.
I appreciate it.
But also, charge back your credit cards and take the money back because they're not giving it to me and they're stealing now.
And when you do that, they lose money because they have to refund you.
They eat the cost of this.
So they've chosen to lose money for no reason because Jews probably or something.
Like a really dumb inexpressive.
I was like, why?
And they're like, oh, we have proprietary business practices that we can't disclose due to financial restrictions.
Okay.
Yeah.
So words, word salad.
It's a very simple, like, why?
Who called you?
Oh, we can't disclose.
Okay.
Oh, we're going to.
No, I already set up another thing.
It took me literally five minutes.
I didn't even.
I literally ate my food at the same time.
I ate a fucking pancake while I navigated around that.
It took me five minutes.
It probably took you weeks.
Emails and calls.
Oh, yeah.
That was worth your.
And now you're losing money.
Good job.
You fucking.
You're going to win at this rate.
You guys are just hitting home runs left and right.
It's just really impressive to watch.
Jenstein.
All right, we got that.
Miss Speaker says ban 30. We might have to.
Subx to my, my chats are very...
Well, now I'm worried you're an Indian because you can't seem to speak.
My chat.
My chats are very helpful.
Are very helpful?
Missing a couple of words there.
Canadian guy.
That's not even like a French mistake.
I don't know what I'm suspect.
Keep an eye on him.
I saw Gary's in the chat.
Keep an eye on that guy.
Might be a secret Indian.
Anastasia is a communist now.
Bearded diagonal on six-month calendar, twice the price, half the terror.
Really want the calendar.
I know why, because you guys are all fucking thirsty over Sly's fucking fudge.
I saw you.
Oh.
Oh, yes, I did.
I see you.
Boys, we could.
They wouldn't.
Oh, yes, they would.
Yeah, they would.
They've got my last photo open right now.
Oh yeah.
Hello.
Here comes the big man on top of that.
Here's Sly.
Check this out.
Look at the fucking size of this monstrosity.
How about these guys?
What do you guys have?
Destiny, huh?
Look at the body on that guy.
Let's ask Lauren Southern, apparently.
What's a man like?
What's a real man like?
She'd fucking pre-order it.
She'd fucking pre-order it.
I don't mind this.
This is healthy competition.
This is what you're supposed to do.
It's just a bunch of dudes like iron serpents.
It's iron, goddammit.
Boom!
It's just a lot of really uncomfortable housewives.
What are you watching, honey?
Nothing.
I was watching nothing.
I was reading.
I was watching Little House and the Mosque.
How are you?
I thought you were at work.
Um...
This was fun.
You just need to be a jerk for fun.
Like, that's your job.
You know?
Ah, fuck you, Ironed it.
I went to a war.
You know, I'm allowed.
I'm allowed to now.
Tell me what to do.
Let's do the calendar.
That would be funny.
Forget TJ to edit the photos.
Oh, I'd probably do like the George Costanza.
I don't know.
It would have to be hilarious.
And also, like, they are in really good shape, though, at the same time.
Because that's the ultimate.
You can't just be like, you know, a fat guy and like, haha, I get it.
It's like George Costanza.
No, no, you have to be like ripped or like something, something impressive.
And also acting like a clown at the same time.
Just like.
I don't need to think about this anymore.
Oh, my lord.
Dirt peg wheeler says, you could send more and be a classy dirt peg.
Anyone could.
Ilya Hart says, the Cologne event on the Radisaur is a highlight of my summer.
Amazing people.
Oh, thank you.
Kelowna.
Kelowna.
PC was fun.
There was a lot of cool people out there.
I was surprised.
I didn't know how many there were.
For some reason, it's like, it's so far away.
Like, how would any of these people know who I am?
It's weird, right?
Fucking drove.
It took five days.
I mean, longer because we had to stop and do things, but it's like a five-day drive.
It's like the other side of the planet.
Any other time period in history, it's like, where are you going, father?
It's like, I may not return.
If I don't come back within 10 years, you must remarry because I am dead.
You know?
It's like, oh, it's just a few days in an RV now.
Like, again, easy mode, run easy mode.
You used to have to get on a horse and be like, hopefully you see you next decade just to do one thing.
Now it's like, yeah, I did that in about a couple of weeks.
They'd be horrified.
They'd be like, oh, they feel so cheated in life.
You have a giant metal horse you can sleep in?
Yeah, no, it's wild.
You see, what's cool, though?
I'm going to be back soon.
We're going to go back soon.
We got business out there.
We got fucking secret.
Secret Nazi club business.
Secret terrorist business.
Secret lynching business.
Secret gay bashing business.
Secret terrorist supporting, Jew-hating, Russian-loving, freedom-rejecting terrorism business to do in BC.
That's what we're doing.
So don't even fucking come around here with your snooping around.
You don't.
We'll have Lysak come over here and step on your head.
All right.
And then you'll die.
Of course you would.
It's like, well, how do you know?
Because like, how do I know that?
How do I know that a shark biting off your head would kill you?
same way like CRJ says, you can't police interview because 50% of the chat is abusive staff.
That's true.
And that's why I can abuse them the most.
Because they've learned to enjoy it, you know.
What a fucking.
Oh, man.
I don't remember what it was like to not have, to do anything.
My whole life is so radically different than it was five or six years ago.
And now I can't imagine it being any different.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate everything that you guys have done and given to me and afforded me and enabled me to do and experience and become and learn and see that I never would have otherwise had it not been for this.
Because I was just an old, not even old, but approaching the expiry date.
Professional soldier on the couch with nothing to do, lost and nowhere to go, no fucking clue, no idea.
This man's mad.
Something's wrong.
This is fucked up.
This place is fucked up.
And I'm on my own.
Just me and my family and my kids and like this.
This can't be can't be.
Where is everybody?
What if there is nobody?
What if there is nobody?
What if there is nobody?
And now we have this.
Good thing.
Thank you very much.
Alex says, Mr. Woods, for $3 super chat, you still haven't figured out after all these years that we super chat system to send each other secret codes.
I know that, but I. I like, I like, again, gun, bomb, knife.
We're absorbing all of Cesus' resources.
I know that's going to probably destroy parts of the country because they're not doing their jobs and watching the walls like it's supposed to be.
However, the faster they destroy their own credibility, the faster we can implement something that does work and is effective.
So they just have to die faster.
So we just have to keep embarrassing, humiliating, destroying, distracting, eroding, torturing, murdering, killing.
We have to kill Cesis.
And we're getting there.
We're getting there.
We've got them killing themselves.
They've invested half of their domestic resources on things that don't exist.
So that's a good start.
Eventually, it will be clear there's no need for them whatsoever because they've completely lost track of what they're even for.
And their actual original purpose is lost in the weeds and they don't even know where they are anymore.
And all they know is that they really like Allie McBeal.
And it's going to be it.
They're just going to cut the cord.
That's going to be it.
They're going to be like, what happened?
Diagalon killed him like they killed everything.
Everything that crosses its path gets mangled.
Everything.
Without fail.
I don't know.
He's a spectral being.
I wouldn't.
I'm just doing whatever he wants me to do because I've seen the record.
It's not.
Anyways, next to my says, you make fun of me, accent.
I'm a Canadian as next buddy.
Yeah.
Indians built Montreal.
I was yelling at people outside of a window with a megaphone, driving through Montreal.
I'm just as Quebec as you.
It was a good time.
That microphone was a curse.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
I mean, we did.
I had a good time watching that with the other guys, and we're like, this is crazy.
What a crazy thing that we were not going to be able to do.
Oh, you can't fucking, don't ever fucking tell me what I can't do.
Oh, we're going to count.
Yeah, you go ahead.
You try and can't.
I brought, we brought everything.
We brought all the guns and you couldn't do shit.
It's like I brought 200 guys and millions of rounds of ammunition.
Like, I surrender immediately.
You're like, really?
I mean, great, but we did all that training.
I mean, that was a lot.
That was two years of.
Just like that, huh?
So, okay, all right.
I mean, I guess.
I mean, we are pretty scary.
We do have our shit together.
I just thought it would be harder, you know?
That's Damn him damn that man.
That's that's That's actually true, though.
And I'm just realizing this now.
And I'm kind of.
I have a habit of like never, never, I learned the hard way.
We all did.
In the military, like when we were deployed, you can never take your eye off the ball, not until it's over.
It's not over until you're fucking home in your bed.
You don't get to, you know, relax.
It doesn't matter how well it's going.
I don't care.
Oh, we killed everybody.
There's nobody left.
You think we did.
We don't.
All it takes is one guy you missed.
You weren't paying attention.
Whoa, all that.
You caught one in the back of the neck.
Or he did, or she did, or he did.
Because you weren't paying attention.
So it's never like.
But it's been like six months later.
I'm pretty sure it's.
And you look back on it now and I'm like, it was, it was some, it was so much, I mean, and the volunteer staff and all the people, everybody that, that came out, like, people hauled ass and did a great job.
But, and this isn't a criticism, just from my point of view, from where I was standing, I genuinely 100% believed that when I we got into the ring, it was gonna be harder.
And it was just kind of a I was like, okay, when's the when's it gonna get a little bit of a colour?
It's over just like that but but that the but the but I saw them they had I lost my foot they but they tweeted there was so many there was tweets they said They said if we can it would all we would regret it they were gonna get us they would get it and nothing nothing happened nothing at all There was an egg one person threw an egg and
they missed Oh and then there was those two pedophiles caught outside of a baseball game pretending they were there to watch kids I mean that was there was no resistance at all It was Oh You sent Andrea Hormass to deal with me.
Sometimes you got to employ some adult themes to get where you got to go.
And it's just, it's not pretty.
But, you know, this is life.
It's not a movie.
It's not always going to be awesome.
It's not always going to be chocolate cakes and high fives.
Rainbows and puppy dogs.
Big type stories.
All right.
And then nicely, perfectly soaked with enough milk, lucky charm marshmallows in your cereal.
It's not going to be like that every day.
This is grown up time.
Sometimes you got to work with a lunatic.
It's just what happens.
Is he eating a cat?
I said, don't look at him.
You won't learn anything.
There will only be more questions and more concern and more fear.
Just let it be.
Let it be.
Look straight ahead.
Try to ignore the smell and the noises and just.
Like, don't.
He likes the orange ones.
I don't know.
He says it gives him powers.
I just, I just.
I just feel like just keep him happy.
You know, like, that's probably good.
Happy people generally don't do scary things, usually.
So let's just keep them happy and, you know?
It's like new Mike Tyson.
Like, everyone loves new Mike Tyson.
Everyone was scared of old Mike Tyson because he was not happy.
I'm going to eat your face.
I'm going to cut off your face and wear it in front of your children.
And I'm going to eat them.
Oh, my God.
I used to be so crazy, man.
Now I'm Sroomin, man.
I'm Sroomin'.
I'm high as shit, man.
I'm Mike Tyson.
What the fuck?
He's still jacked, though.
Oh, I love it.
Yeah.
I love to work out, man.
Huh.
This is a weird turn.
I really thought you were going to end up dead or in jail.
I mean, you did, but he really turned that up.
Mike Tyson is not the typical story from Browns.
Where was he from Brownsville?
It's like, oh, super aggressive black guy makes tons of money.
He's in jail.
He's like, okay, we know how that story goes.
Fast forward, like, oh, he's still alive.
Holy shit.
And he's like really friendly and on mushrooms all the time.
That was, huh?
Well, sometimes you...
Thank you.
Sometimes you get, sometimes you get the jack of spades, you know?
It's like, well, there it is.
I like New Mike Tyson better than all my Tyson.
He talks like that now because he smokes so much weed.
He's high all the time.
Did you not know that?
It's kind of hilarious.
He's like a, he reminds me of like an old lion that doesn't like to move too much.
He's still huge and he just kind of sits there like, yeah, I probably could kill everybody, but I'm srooming, man.
I'm just ruminating right now.
And he's just wearing super tight pants for some reason.
He's still jacked.
He's like 60. Gray beard.
Just one of these like, I could kill everybody, but it's a lot of work.
I'd rather just watch cartoons.
Watch the Bugs Bunny man.
Once I got in this car with Chris Walking and Jesse Gentura, and all the name was like, I don't know, man.
They was driving crazy, man.
You got it.
I don't know.
It's just so strange.
He's a total.
He's so different than he used to be.
It's insane.
That is terrifying.
Hi, Michael.
I loved you and all that violent stuff.
You're dead.
I'm sitting in back.
Come on.
You look like the devil.
You some kind of I think you're evil.
You're from hell or something.
You're probably right.
I don't like him either.
Jesse always brings me a...
Finally, we've filled the vehicle.
I was wondering who the fourth terrible old man...
That's who's in the car to Auschwitz.
This is an old bit that has kept coming back every few years and more gets added to it.
The road trip to Auschwitz.
Now Mike Tyson is in the car.
Where are we going anyway?
How did you get to grow a beard like that in your Obergrubenzier?
I'm swuming, man.
Agrade is a drug addict.
How do I always have to be the one to drive?
You know?
That's a throwback.
old streams, remember?
If you can still be silly and laugh and have a good day, you're still sane.
You know?
You're still on the surfboard.
You haven't.
When you can't really chill out anymore, you're in the weeds.
You need a break.
Or you're going to go.
You're going to go crazy.
I've seen that too.
We've all seen that, haven't we?
We've seen some people do some things.
I'm going to stream for seven days in a row.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
I'm going to dress all in camouflage and threaten people.
That's a good idea.
Do that.
That's brilliant.
Zanel says, rubber duck has entered the bathtub.
The soup is lukewarm.
Says the soup is lukewarm.
Pineapple Charlie has lost his hat.
The marblade is on the ceiling.
Well, I'm sure that's very informative to someone.
Anastasia says, I've been sending super chats for calendars since 2021.
Has it been?
You're probably right.
You've probably paid for it by now.
I've invested heavily in this project, and then you got sent to jail just to get out of it.
That's true.
We were talking about that, but you know what?
I could.
I'm in pretty good shape right now.
I'm okay with it.
We're going to have to do it.
But I just want you to understand, Anastasia, a lot of people in Antifa are going to end up killing themselves because of this.
You understand?
Because the curiosity, they're going to want to see it.
They're not going to tell anybody.
They're going to be like, oh, I'm not looking at that.
But we know they're going to look, right?
And they're going to be so overwhelmed.
Like when they see, like, oh, like, these are men.
These are men.
This is, they have, like, Destiny and like Evan Belgord and like, like, worm people.
And it's not Photoshop.
It's not a movie.
It's not.
These are just peep.
These are just other guys that I know.
And by the way, fucking look at this.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I'm gonna crush you.
I'm gonna crush you.
We're gonna fucking destroy you.
We're gonna destroy you.
You're just turning people into steel everywhere you go.
Just torturing them and making them more dedicated.
You're just destroying it.
You don't even see what's happening.
T-1000's coming together right in front of you, and you're like, REEEEEE!
It's like, no, not REE!
Run!
Run!
I want you to get a head start, because I don't want this to be over in three seconds, you know?
We had to wait a long time.
I want to take my time.
I wanna fucking enjoy this.
You know?
This is not an in and out.
This is no quickie.
We're not having a quickie.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Buckle up.
I fear the damage will be total.
They'll all be in straitjackets.
Fascists.
Yes, very good.
Like, I don't know.
How do you live in that level of fear where you're just constantly this like worm creature?
I don't know.
I can't understand it.
But I'm, you know.
I don't know.
I'm not a worm creature, so I don't know what their life is like.
No more than a how, how would I know how an eagle, you know, sees the world?
I don't know.
It's not up to me.
Not up to me to figure that out.
I just know I'm glad I'm not a worm.
Because they're gross.
Keep your heads on Swillises for the sequel.
Well, everything's, we're never stopping.
After this movie gets out, I think we're going to do another like son of plaid style crazy, silly, mental, you know, ECCs nearby.
I'll do some driving.
We're going to do something weird.
I think we might try and churn one of these out every year.
You know, every, you know, gives us something to do, gives people something to look forward to.
Hey, employs a couple of people, you know?
Puts food on the table for some other people.
It's good.
It's a good thing.
Hey, oh.
Scott Pelle.
He's got the, he's got cannolis.
He's coming by.
We're going to get sandwiches.
You want a fucking sandwich or not?
You want a cannoli?
Hmm?
You're not eating.
Why are you so thin?
It's true.
Man, every Italian, they're just...
Why are you eat?
I can't keep eating!
I've maxed out.
I'm not Doug Ford.
I'm not a bottomless pit that you can just dump carbohydrates into forever.
I'm not Doug Ford.
Oh, buddy.
Yeah, go eat that, you fat piece of shit.
Denstein says, I didn't know how they survived the road trip.
I don't know how anyone survived it, really.
It really, I mean, the terror, it was a terror tour.
It was a terror.
Road rage?
Well, we're on the road, and that's like my nickname, right?
Road Rage, get it?
We're driving.
And because you like spent the last four or five years spurging that we were terrorists and we're on tour, so it's a terror.
You see?
You see?
So when you break it down, you're the joke.
You see how that works?
Like, you're this stupid idiot.
Like, that's the genesis of all of that.
Why is it named that?
It's actually named that because you're a dumb fuck and we're making fun of you and you don't understand that because you're a dumb fuck.
And that's even funnier.
It just keeps getting funnier.
That is one far-right scary grope, I tell you.
My name's Kevin and I'm scared all the time.
I think my wife is fucking a used car salesman, which is crazy because that's what I look like.
And I make more money than him.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
Mr. Speaker, what?
It's a tough word, I tell you.
Dude, land.
And the conservative.
And you know what?
I think he's probably got a bigger dick than mine, so I'm insecure about it.
And he, you know, Honda's is a good company.
Mr. Speaker.
That is one.
We stand against Dad Durt.
Yeah, scary.
And I'm just like, this is a good.
What are you watching, Dad?
Oh, I'm watching the people in charge of the country arguing over my imagination.
It would be surreal if it wasn't so depressing.
How many turbines did you find today, son?
There was four car accidents and I caught two of them.
Good job.
High five.
And we sell them on eBay.
It's the thing we do together.
It's a family business.
You'd be surprised.
They come flying right out.
You know, they crash all the time.
It's inevitable.
And they go, they're flying like a magic carpet.
And we got a big net.
Got it.
And they will pay way too much for the, you know, to get them back because I think they think they're magic or something.
So we're like, I'll give it back to you for $1,000.
Like, please, please redeem.
And they go, okay.
So it's, hey, it's a whole business.
If you guys can figure it out, it's called, it's called catch a carpet.
And you just stay by a near, nearby major highway.
You need like a badminton net style, like scoop, because they're usually high up.
I mean, they're the semi-trucks, right?
So they're kind of, they're up there.
You can't jump up.
It's too high.
So you need a net.
And generally you want at least two guys to try and cover the length of the road.
So like no matter where, if it's in sight, like one guy holds one end of the net, the other one holds the other end.
It's going to hit the net, fall to the ground, and then you roll it up quickly, pick it up, and then disappear into the woods, giggling.
And then, you know, you're halfway there.
You're halfway.
You're halfway to redeeming.
Getting a redeem.
Hi.
Morgan just walked in.
What do you guys think about that?
We're getting light on material now.
We're trying to involve people from around the room.
I want to see what she looks like with the clothes off.
Jesus, Michael!
I didn't know you were like this.
I'm glad he's like this.
Finally, he's not a guy.
I too want to see what she looks like.
Babe, come here.
Should disbelief.
Is this happening?
Yeah.
You see?
Just abuse everybody all the time.
It's good for you.
Manabridges says, you need to work on your Mike Tyson.
Needs more Lisp.
You need more Lisp.
You need less lip.
That's what you need.
Abused.
Everybody's getting it today.
Jen Steen says, fuck that bitch.
Wow.
You seeing this?
She's throwing stuff into the fire, and I think she's picturing you, Jenstein.
And she's laughing, but it's like that evil laugh.
CRJ says, Jenstein said he hates the smell of her cheese.
Okay.
No, no more.
Zion Bubba, we're going back to Rumble where it's safe.
The people are the less insane there.
Leave the weights, take the cannolis.
Oh, geez, you failed horribly.
Scotian gentleman says, look over there.
Is that a politician pandering to every demographic group?
Except whites?
That's true.
They do do that.
Dip me in axle grease and call me slick.
That's pretty good.
Andrew Tate had a little bit of it.
I don't know when this is from, but it's one of the, everyone's like, oh, my God, he said all the stuff.
We know, but like.
I'm one of the champions.
It's not news.
However, he's got a very big audience.
A lot of people follow him.
A lot of young men, especially.
So this is like a bellwether or a measuring stick or a thermometer.
You check and go, okay, how mad is everybody?
And it's at Andrew Tate is saying this.
That's what level they're at.
Champions of this, even though the hardcore race, realists, racists on Twitter hate me because they call me mulatto and mixed race and all these things.
I don't care.
I'm going to champion for it anyway.
Only white people are not allowed to love themselves, love their race, and love their countries.
Everyone else is.
White people are the only ones who could do it.
If anyone else flies a flag or says we're from wherever or we're this color or we're this religion, we want it, it's fine.
When white people do it, it's instantly demonized.
White people are the only people who are expected to give up their lands.
And it's actually quite, and I say this as a half white man, half black man.
It's very obvious.
It's very obvious to me to see.
And the European countries, what's like, you could argue that America was founded multiracially.
You could argue that.
But the British people are a type of people.
They're an ethnicity.
They're a type of people from one place and one part of the earth.
And once they lose it, they have nowhere else to go.
That's all they have.
And they're being replaced in real time.
And their leader, Kier Starmer, is letting it happen.
And if you talk about it, you go to jail.
All of this is happening right now.
And unless the men do something and replace him with somebody who cares, they're going to be replaced.
That's the bottom line of it.
I can then argue, I could move on to the point that, you know, we all get what we deserve in this life and that the strong destroy the weak.
We could argue that point.
I could sit here and say, well, white people, if you get replaced, you deserve it because you didn't do anything about it.
I could make that argument.
But that doesn't mean it's not happening.
White people are being replaced in their host nations.
That's obvious for me to see.
I don't think anyone can argue against that point.
People try.
People say that.
It's a fair argument, though.
No, it's a very fair argument, but that upsets people.
Or they deny it's happening.
But it is happening.
White people are going extinct.
Yep.
You are going extinct.
And then when you tell people this, they have lots of different answers to it.
But nationalism is feared when white people band together.
And then, you know, you can argue, this actually ties back into something that's very interesting.
The reason they fear nationalism when white people get banded together is because they apply it to World War II.
They say, well, white nationalists do what Hitler did because he was a white nationalist.
So they say that when white people get together and they're nationalistic, it's like the Nazis.
When other people get together and they're nationalistic, it's not.
Is this actually true?
Is this the largest psyop in history?
I mean, World War II has had such a profound effect on our culture up until this point now.
Yeah, it's almost like you question who's making all the movies and TV shows and video games and wonder if they have an agenda or something.
You know what I mean?
You're probably looking at the producers and where the money comes from and who's funding it and who's writing it and who's making sure it gets made and who's making sure other things don't get made.
But that's just the details.
Don't worry about that.
We continue, Andrew.
You know, World War II is the basis for all good and bad in the entire world.
If I say to you, name the worst person in history, you'll probably say Hitler.
You won't say Stalin who killed Moore because he was on our team.
Fuck that guy who killed Moore.
Now, I'm not.
Stalin, fuck that guy, right?
We don't, we just hate it.
He's the worst.
Oh, Synerstick.
Evan's hero.
I mean, the Communist Party, they love him, obviously, and the Communist, right?
Remember that you see all the college kids in Canada?
Like, again, when we get the calendar out, like, that's, again, let's see.
See who you got over there.
It's hard to hold my shoulder up.
It probably is when the biggest thing you've ever picked up is a bag of groceries, which was filled with Oreo cookies in your entire life.
Not for Hitler.
I'm just saying that World War II has shaped the modern world, and they use it as an emotional trigger to prevent white people from sticking up for themselves.
Guess what I saw in the car on the way here?
A terror attack in Germany.
A car attack.
You see it?
Yep.
This morning.
A Muslim ran over a bunch of white people in Germany this morning.
But the white people in Germany can't band together to fight against it because then they are what?
Racists.
Nazis.
Nazis.
Yep, for sure.
So they use World War II.
Let me ask you guys a question.
If they use World War II to subvert white nationalism to the point of extinction, wouldn't it be truly treasonous if the story of World War II wasn't even true?
What if there's another story to World War II?
Is it true the story that we know?
He went there.
The version of events that we know.
Hitler's just crazy and he just lost his mind.
I'm asking questions because in my world, I understood that victors write the history.
Winners write history.
Winners are always the good guys.
Loser was always the bad guy.
Loser had no point of view at all.
The winner had all the right.
What are the odds of that?
Good thing the good guys won every time.
Right thing and they were doing all the right things.
So I'm just asking you, if this war is what's shaping the modern world and it is bringing on the ideology which is going to lead to the extinction of the white race, isn't it important we find out if the story we're told is even true?
Let me apply this to modern time.
That's still going.
How long is this?
Instagram's usually like, you got 30 seconds.
This is, I feel like we've been sitting here for 10 minutes, but I'm, you know.
Audiences are captivated.
You listen to the media and the story they tell you, Putin's crazy.
Putin's not.
Take over the world.
Lost his mind, and he has no point of view at all.
He has no reason to invade Ukraine.
There's no possible reason.
If you research, you'll understand he actually has a pretty good argument.
I'm not saying he's perfect.
I'm saying that he has his beliefs.
We have our beliefs.
Some right, some wrong.
There's no such thing as black and white.
There are different varying shades of gray in every single corporate.
Who's letting this guy talk sense?
Why isn't this getting shut down?
Conflict.
But the Hitler story, the World War II story, is black-white.
Is it because he's half black?
Is that why?
Or they're like, ah, we can't.
And this is like with the Hitler baby.
They can't shoot the three-year-old and they're like, they don't know what to do with Andrew Tate.
It's like, we're supposed to kill him, but is that George Floyd?
Are we stepping on his neck?
I think they're struggling.
I think they're struggling.
And the longer they hesitate, Tate's, he's going to get them.
He said the other day, he's like, I'm going to be prime minister of the United Kingdom.
I'm like, I bet he probably will be.
I bet there's actually a very good chance that he could be.
And people will laugh, but I'm dead.
I'm not kidding.
Like, those same people that laugh at the idea of Andrew Tate being prime minister of the United Kingdom are the same people that laughed at Donald Trump being president of the United States.
They don't understand Ria.
Like he could.
And it's hilarious.
I hope he.
That would be nuts.
Because that's how the winners want to write it.
And that's how it always goes when the war is over.
And the story of Russia-Ukraine is black-white.
Ukraine's innocent.
We're innocent.
Russia's nuts.
But if you actually analyze things and understand them really, you'll see it's not that way.
So this is a very interesting thought experiment.
And that's what I'm doing before the media attacks me.
I'm not advocating for anything.
I'm not saying anything.
This is a thought experiment.
If one particular ideology is shaping.
And I want to see that, especially in Canada.
They put you in jail for that.
They call you a terrorist.
To the point where an entire race will go extinct, shouldn't we understand that period of history intimately?
Yes or no?
I would argue yes.
And if that's the case, perhaps when we understand it better, perhaps white people might save themselves.
Perhaps.
I'm one of the champions.
Interesting.
I wonder how many millions of people heard that one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's a lot of other crazy shit.
We just went off today.
Went off in a lot of weird places.
Mike Tyson.
Old Mike Tyson.
Different versions of Mike Tyson appeared.
Not even one era.
It's different.
There's 1990 Mike Tyson, and then there's present day.
And then there's the in-between, which is kind of a little of both.
Thank you.
The trade war, which would be a little bit more.
I mean, I just want to hear the Butterman, you know, but he does help people.
He has.
He's finally helped people after 16 years.
Okay, it's been 16 years, guys.
Since in Ontario, hardworking, dedicated, selfless.
Politicians got a pay raise.
It's been 16 years, and Doug is ending it.
More pay raises for politicians.
Enough is enough.
He needs to get, I mean, look, he's got no neck as it is, but he needs more.
He needs to eat.
And look at this stooge.
And look at this dumb.
oh, buddy, we're building 16-year pay freeze.
Oh, gots re-elected, gives himself a pay raise.
They've got lack of pensions.
Oh, yeah.
Canadians have a lack of pensions.
That's kind of a common problem for everybody there, Dougie.
They work their backs off.
No, they mostly steal.
How much?
What's your net worth again?
What was it 10 years ago and what is it now?
It's like gargantuanly bigger, right?
That's just a coincidence, huh?
Because let me get this straight.
Because it's hard, right?
I mean, I'm not like a business businessman.
I'm just kind of a dabbling, you know, shithead.
But like, I know enough to know what's required to run and manage and have a successful business of the magnitude that is making millions of dollars.
And you're also the premier of Ontario at the same time this is happening.
So when do you have time to do anything?
Like when, because one of these things should occupy almost all of your waking hours and somehow you're doing both?
That's crazy.
Maybe that's that's that.
Oh, buddy, that's why I'm so fat.
I don't have time.
I'm just constantly fucking.
Yeah, you're just, you're just constantly helping people out, aren't you, Doug?
Starting with yourself and pretty much only that.
Just like all the rest of them.
He can only think in food.
This is a real thing he said when they were talking about the terror threats and all that.
He's trying to justify.
Because Doug wants to go to war with the United States.
Douglas here.
This thing.
Oh, God.
I can't look at him.
Oh, it's nasty.
I can smell him.
That thing wants to go to war with the United States.
He's threatening to cut off their power.
Because some of the hydro plants in Ontario supply American cities with energy.
And he's like, oh, we'll just turn that off.
Like, that's actually technically an act of war.
Did you know that?
You're putting people into the cold in the middle of winter and depriving them of their electricity and energy and means of survival and cooking and heating their homes and all that kind of.
So, you know.
And how are you?
What's your reasoning for this, Dougie?
Auto-pack.
You can't unscramble an egg.
You have to make the omelette larger.
Yes.
Okay.
So food metaphor.
So he's talking about omelets.
That's surprising.
Wow.
I mean, that's shocking.
I can't believe that guy would try to relay his thinking based on omelets, eggs, food, eating, generally eating.
But that's Dougie.
That's big.
He eats bees.
He eats anything he wants.
He's just an absolute vacuum of whatever's around him.
I bet he probably, that's probably another reason why Trump, well, Trump wants the auto manufacturers to come back to America.
And he's probably like, we're losing too much money and we're losing too much money because Doug Ford is eating auto parts.
He's eating.
Look at the size of this guy.
How much money is America losing because Doug Ford is literally eating it?
He's eating the GDP.
He's eating exports.
He's eating imports.
He's eating people.
He's eating auto parts.
He's eating bugs, butter.
He's eating dirt.
He's eating rocks.
He's not eating Indians.
The only thing he won't eat, apparently, that there's too much of.
And he likes them.
Oh, buddy, I got a little fucking hat on and I've got a hot dog slathered in butter on top of the butter and I drink it down with butter and then I go down and I eat a fucking muffler.
It's like a fucking tiger shark that's just mindlessly eating whatever the fuck.
Oh, it's incredible.
Frudo's talking about sending troops to Ukraine.
We don't have any troops.
It's so stupid.
What else?
Oh, yeah.
The trade war.
Well, I'm going to check the chat here.
Sure, I'm all caught up.
Jenstein is, I don't know.
Something's going on with.
Anastasia.
What's going on in there?
What are you guys doing with your $3 chats?
They are talking in code.
Ceces, you can't afford to ignore that.
You don't know that that's not true.
You have to investigate.
We need 55% of your domestic resources now.
You don't have enough.
You didn't crack the code.
You don't know what's going on.
And if you don't crack the code and figure out what's going on, you're not going to be back in time to start season five of Allie McBeal.
And you're going to be behind.
And they're not going to start over for you.
So this is like, listen, guys, working at Cesus is high-pressure, serious stuff.
Okay.
You might miss Allie McBeal.
You might have to chase a goat figurine around the country.
We don't know.
That's why you need to be ready for anything.
That's why we only recruit the best.
Jesus.
Don't dragons.
You bullying Cezus?
Yeah, I'm bullying them.
They're gay.
They're faggots.
Do I dare?
No, I almost, for a second, I was like, I should play part of the tour movie, but I don't want to spoil it.
And the guys work so hard on it.
It'd be a shame to just give it away.
You got it.
No.
You want it?
You got to.
You got to pay me the 200 bucks to watch it.
Nah, it'll be like $15 or something.
True Saw says, Grift the Terror tour movie.
I should find something different to play, though.
And how many people are going to go back and watch the stream anyway?
CRJ says, these Ceasis morons.
Transaction ID codes are the code itself.
The message is just shit talk.
It's the Visa transaction codes like a World War II Enigma machine.
LOL capital letters.
Well, why have you given it away?
Now he's just giving them answers.
I don't know.
Let's just.
Let's just let it.
Let's just.
What's going to happen?
It's going to happen.
Right.
this.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The United States is not concerned with the welfare of other nations or the people who live there.
Well, I mean, not really.
No.
Who wrote this?
Aaron Warry.
Oh, wow.
Can we see this?
Enhance, Phillip.
You may...
Remember when I was talking about the calendar, like the people I was describing?
Remember, like, just.
I mean...
...
Do I have do I have to say anything?
Or, like, are you guys satisfied?
Okay.
So that's just.
That's who's writing this.
I just want you to be aware.
The United States is not concerned with the welfare of other nations or the people who live there.
What was your first clue, Aaron, when they were dropping fucking munitions all over them or starving them to death?
At what point did you maybe get the impression that Washington was totally fine with fucking people?
Are you just figuring this out now, Egghead?
Is this a...
Shut up.
Shut up.
Was it ever about that?
They're all just terrified and petrified.
They all live in a fantasy world where they think that we're even on an equal playing field at all.
This is ridiculous.
Look at these fucking people.
The premiers now say the terrorists will hurt both countries, but Trump needs to touch the hot stove to learn.
Okay, so we got like, you know, like do you understand the size of the peer-to-peer?
I don't know how to impart this to you.
Guys, premiers, Doug Ford, fat fucks.
Danielle Smith.
Fat, dumb, dumpster head.
Scott Moe, fat, dumb dumpster.
He's basically Hank Hill.
God damn it, boy.
Donald Trump is going to try to take over Canada.
Oh.
Tim Houston.
Like, look at them.
Look at them as you would look at any other, like, just a cast of characters.
Does this inspire confidence to you?
Do you see anybody worth it?
Do you feel like you're in good hands?
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
I've been saying it for years and everybody's just figuring it out now.
A lot of people are going like, are we fucked?
Oh, yeah, buddy.
You had, you trusted them.
oh they're politicians they're not no no no no no no no They're little weasel rat people.
They're nothing.
They're literally nothing.
They don't make anything.
They don't build anything.
They don't produce anything.
They create nothing.
They only take.
They are professional parasites.
We always get poorer.
Everything's gotten worse.
And as I said, we would be the 51st, 52nd, 53rd, 54th, 55th, 57th poorer states in the United States.
Ontario would be the 51st poorest.
Alabama got more money than Ontario.
Ontario.
Thank you.
And like, what fucking ground are you standing on that you even have, that you have the audacity to speak, that you even get up there and say anything?
I would be humiliated and horrified into resignation a decade ago.
And yet here you lot are, here you fat fucking piglets are, eating it up and gobbling it up and playing house with our future.
You have no idea what you're doing.
You have no solutions.
You have no plan.
You're threatening craziness, like cutting off the power to the United States of America.
My good sir, we have 40 million people in this country.
27 million or so are Canadians.
The rest are just people from all.
They're mostly just taking.
We have a tiny engine of an economy here that doesn't rival California, which is one of the many states of the United States.
It's quite a big place.
They've got a lot of stuff and money and people and weapons and ways.
What are you doing?
Oh, money.
They're going to touch the hot stove.
Or they just kill you, Doug.
How about that?
Because they could.
I don't think they will, but I mean, they did.
I mean, they don't have a lot of patience.
I wouldn't either.
You're not well liked or respected in the world, guys.
I don't know how to say that.
I don't know what.
They don't seem to know.
They live in a bubble.
They smell their own shit, right?
They pay their journalists to write good things about them and attack their political enemies.
And they live in this fake fantasy world where everybody thinks they're important and wise and good.
And it's all fake.
It's all bullshit.
No one likes any of you.
And, you know, man for man, woman for woman, pound for pound, as people in the world, when people look at us, Canada, the country now, we are a joke.
We are a comedic device for other people to compare to so they can feel better about how less fucked up they are than us.
And that's your doing.
That's what you've created.
That's what you've enabled.
This is what you've built.
This is the legacy that you leave behind that and a lot of eating, of course, and pay raises for yourself.
And tell me, tell me more.
Wow me with your intellect.
Show me some more of this classic leadership that you think that you lay claim to.
You're sitting in an empty dormant building that no one else is allowed into unless you're an absolute boot-licking, scum-sucking parasite.
For the claw, you have to be a weasel.
The only way in...
That's because the door to get in is only about this big and only little rat people can fit in there.
We literally can't get in.
It's a rat door for rat people.
Little rat people go in there.
And then they eat and eat and eat and then they become big fat rat people like Doug Ford, like Danielle Smith, like Jason Kenney, like Bonnie Henry, like Tim Houston, like Blaine Hitler, like all of them.
Like every last fucking single goddamn one of them.
Like everybody in the Conservative Party, like everybody in the Liberal Party, like everybody in the NDP, everybody.
Do you know why?
Why are they all rat people?
Because only rat people can get in through the rat door.
You're not allowed to play.
You're not allowed in unless you're like them.
They don't let men in there.
Do you see any men in there?
Do you see any testosterone anywhere?
Any positive masculine influence at all anywhere anymore?
Or is it all just a bunch of feminine Miss Danny?
We have to stay safe.
Do we're taught?
Is that a scary flagpid on some rocks?
Call the police.
Oh, my goodness.
We need a pay raise.
Kicking us off that boat was the best thing ever happened to us.
I don't want to be anywhere near these people when they crash.
You think they're prepared?
Like, they have no idea what's going on.
They think the supporters of these idiot politics.
Many of them will turn on them very quickly.
I was joking about like, yeah, eating hot dogs is basically a gourmet meal now.
That's not that far off.
It's kind of meat.
Like, that's going to be a thing soon.
You know where liver and onions came from?
It came from the Depression days because people were broke as fuck and couldn't afford anything.
Meat was too expensive because of the war and rationing and all this kind of stuff.
So liver, like the least desirable part of anything to eat, became a dish people just had to learn how to stomach and try to make edible.
And kids grow up eating it, never knew any better.
And they're like, I fucking love liver and onions.
And it's like, it wasn't because we wanted you to have it.
It's because we it was that or we had to eat our fucking shoes.
So.
And these people want to threaten America.
We're going to have to touch the hot stove.
Why don't you touch the hot stove, Dougie?
I think you've done enough damage here.
Now you want to.
you're done destroying your own country.
Now you want to pick a fight with another one who's Do you understand this?
And people support them.
These are people that would get on a boat or a plane and see the pilot like shitfaced drunk, half-dressed, mumbling nonsense and groping people.
And they'd be like, it'll be fine.
He's got a pilot uniform.
He must know what he's doing.
Like, you deserve to die probably if you're that dumb.
Like, if you don't have the survival instincts to not follow someone that ridiculous, I guess.
I mean, I'm with Andrew Tate on this one.
That's life, you know?
You didn't inherit the right genes to live.
You didn't inherit surviving, apparently.
And he's like, booze.
Oh, we're going to stop selling booze.
Oh, yeah, that'll do nothing.
It will hurt Ontario, but it will do nothing to America, like nothing.
Oh, they're going to be losing money.
They're actually finding hundreds of billions of dollars, Douglas, in government spending that they didn't used to have.
Like that Doge thing they're doing, they're just cutting shit left and right, and they're actually recouping.
Whatever money you think you're going to cost the American people, they've already recovered it a month ago.
They're already way up.
That's like, hey, America, you won $100 billion.
And you're like, sick.
We're like, well, actually, Doug Ford is eating butter and banning liquor now.
So now you only won $99.9 billion.
And they're like, oh, no, I don't care.
Who cares?
Fuck him.
Or to get that last little piece of money back, I have to bend over and let Doug Ford, I have to call him daddy.
Please.
No, I don't think so.
Let that buttered out freak eat himself to death.
You know?
And that's, and this guy's whole strategy now.
He's really leaning into this to try and survive.
Aren't you retiring?
I thought you were going away now.
Aren't you quitting in like five days?
This is a policy decision by the American government.
Why is he getting gayer?
The lisping just keeps happening.
Pierre's drinking now.
Like, what a mess in this place.
Designed to go after the Canadian economy.
Yeah.
This is a trade war.
Yes.
But Canadians.
So he's about to lie and try to blow smoke up your ass about how this is going to go our way somehow.
And I mean, let's just see what the drama teacher's got.
Canadians are hurt.
Yeah.
Canadians are angry.
At you.
We're going to choose to not go on vacation in Florida.
No one can afford to go on vacation, Justin.
This is what I'm saying.
This is where his mind went.
Well, we're just going to stop going on vacation in Florida.
I feel like that kid in that movie with Jennifer Anniston when she was a stripper.
We all know that.
Every guy in the world is like, we get it.
You guys are going on vacations in Florida?
You guys are getting paid?
What?
Vacations in Florida.
Morgan and I went to Mexico this year.
This is the first time either of us have gone anywhere in like five years.
Or me, three or something for her.
Like, nobody's.
Who are you talking about?
Are you talking about yourselves?
You and the politicians are going to, no more Florida stops to have no more caviar and hookers and booze and fucking around?
Oh, no.
That's the, that's your opener.
That's your jab.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
We're going to choose to not go on vacation in Florida.
Devastating.
Old Orchard Beach or wherever.
Yeah.
No one knows where that is, Rich Boy.
No one knows what Orchard Beach is.
We're eating hot dogs.
Raw hot dogs.
Choose to try to buy Canadian products and forego bourbon.
Okay.
So which products would those be?
Would that be the Tim Hortons that's owned by South America and staffed by Indians using Latin American products?
Or would it be like the foreign-owned Canadian tire?
Or would it be American-owned Walmart?
Or would it be like, because you've sold the entire, whatever was left, whatever there was to give away to somebody else so you could feel like a fucking good boy.
That's already been done.
We don't own anything anymore, you fucking retard.
There's nothing to buy.
Buy what?
Booze?
That's the last thing anybody should be buying.
Guys, I don't want to hear the rest of it.
I can't stomach it.
I don't think you guys can either.
He's a fucking...
The last thing anybody needs to be buying is alcohol.
Everything's getting a lot more expensive, unavoidably.
Like, I think people are going to be shocked and appalled And frightened at how bad it's going to get.
It's going to create a real situation.
I mean, I don't want to say Convoy 2 is coming.
I'm not going to be that guy.
Because, how many times have we heard this in the last three years?
Like, shut up.
Shut up.
They just want to feel important and party again and, you know, grift and steal and be like, oh, it's on the news and just do boomer things, you know?
But this is a real boot on the neck.
This is going to fuck people up.
This is not going to be good much in the same way that the mandates and everything that the government implemented at the time that produced the convoy is, I mean, I'm not saying something's going to happen, but I see the weather patterns and they look very similar.
It looks like the same kind of clouds as last time.
And I think it could come from the other direction this time.
I think there could be a mass civil unrest coming from the other end of the field.
It's not going to be fat, lazy, pussy conservatives.
It's going to be fucking, you know, like temper tantrum spoiled children of the fucking children of the liberal corn, you know.
Eros Dominus Inclusion Tolerance They're marching with fucking torches.
It's not racist now because we're all gay, you know, or whatever they're going to do.
No, you can't economically strangle people like this and have nothing happen.
That was a big part of the reason the last time.
Well, we'll just fucking take all your jobs and fuck you all over and destroy everything.
Like, oh, well, that's not giving them any choice but to do something crazy, isn't it?
So how long is this going on for?
How long?
Because we've already seen it.
We've already known that the seal's been broken.
Canada has now crossed over into doing crazy stuff.
Right?
America had January 6th.
Like, things that were like never, that'll never happen have happened and now they're normal.
Now that's just something else that happened.
It's not shocking and surreal and crazy.
It could happen again.
It could happen worse.
Couldn't it?
You're not talking about medicine time anymore and vaccine passports.
You're talking about now we don't even have hot dogs to feed the kids because Doug Ford's a big man.
Hmm.
Oh, see, you get a big raise in budget increase to your personal protection detail.
Have you noticed that?
Have you noticed that all the politicians have had a massive increase in security and protection details and more money?
Why do you think that is?
Why do they have such a guilty concept?
Why are they so afraid?
Because they're doing such a good job.
Aren't they?
Don't you guys think so?
Don't you guys, I mean, you guys must think so.
Yeah?
They've done such a good job.
What are you afraid of?
Like ISIS terrorism, like terrorism?
Like why?
What's all the motorcades and the armed goons and the surveillance and the cops and the plainclothes and the obvious guy, the overt surveillance?
What are you doing?
What is going on?
Why are you acting so fucking squirrely over there?
Oh, buddy, I need a pay raise.
Why?
Oh, we're burning our butts off.
Why are you behind an army of guys with guns?
What are you doing?
Thank you.
It's almost like they know they suck.
And it's inevitable that people are going to figure that out and blame them for ruining their lives.
It's not COVID.
Oh, COVID ruined.
No, they did.
Those people like Doug Ford did.
No fucking cold virus decided to destroy your business.
No cold virus decided for your family to turn against itself.
No cold virus decided to do any of that and force anybody to do anything.
They did.
The politicians did.
And now they're doing it again.
Now they're going to, now you and I and everyone else are going to bear the pain and the consequences of their idiotic asinine lack of ability to make fucking good decisions.
And then when people freak out and go, I don't have anything, they're going to say, oh, they're going to blame other people again.
And it will never stop because they're little rat fucks.
They're not even human.
They're not people to me because people have people have things that they love.
They love their families.
They don't do that.
You don't take advantage of the people who put you there.
People put you there, Doug.
They put you there, Justin.
They put you there, PP.
You didn't fucking do a goddamn thing.
Stop lying to yourself.
Stop lying to me.
Stop lying to everybody like you are anything.
You're nothing.
You're an installed part like a fucking video card in a computer.
You're like a light bulb.
You're as mass-produced and replaceable as a pair of old socks, buddy.
You don't mean shit.
They'll just swap you out with another guy.
People are just putting a red button, blue button.
You're nothing.
You're nothing.
Because any man I would respect certainly wouldn't take advantage of these people the way you do.
I couldn't sleep at night if I gave myself a fucking pay raise in this situation.
In this informant.
How do you even present yourself looking the way that you do?
Fat and jolly and ridiculous and drunk.
You're drinking on the job.
Are you, Pierre?
Having a couple of wobbly pops while you suck Jewish dick for Israel at our expense?
We're going to bring more.
We're going to blow up more refugee camps and bring more disgruntled refugees to Canada to further undermine the social fabric of our communities because I need to be a special boy and get elected because it's my turn.
Fuck you.
You're a worm.
You're a worm.
Because, man, how did you get there?
Because these people, I mean, I saw it too.
It was so, it was, it was sickening.
And I remember it was, I knew As it was happening, I was watching something fucked up happen.
It was, it was, uh, it was messed up.
And anybody's ever seen anything, I don't want to give examples because anyone's ever seen anything really fucked up, and you'll know what I mean.
You don't, as it's happening, you know, it is.
You're like, Jesus Christ.
You know, like, like that scene in Platoon, they're a movie.
That's okay.
that's not real so we can kind of And the guy's like, whoa.
You know, like, that's fucked up.
He's like, beaten to death, a retarded guy.
You fuck a goop beats it to death.
They're like, ooh, it's kind of fucked up.
Yeah.
I watched Pierre and his wife stand there.
And it's on video.
There's an old woman comes up.
Old is the right word.
She's probably like, I don't know, 50, 60, something like this.
Like somebody's mom.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Like somebody's grandmother.
And you can hear her voice.
She had genuine change.
She had this desperation.
She had this please kind of desperation in her voice.
And she wanted to return.
And he took her hands.
I think his wife did like this.
Took her hands.
And she said, please be real.
We need someone real.
Please be real.
And she said, oh, yes, we are.
We are so real.
And I just, it was sick.
Yeah, you're $25 million real.
You're a multimillionaire property manager real.
How do you have time to do that?
I thought you were running the country.
Stay home, stay safe, huh?
Where'd you get all that money?
It was like, why...
It was like watching the sheep walk up to the walls and be like, when you look out for me, the wolves are like, oh yeah, I can't wait to look out for you.
You come to me, little lamb.
And you're like, you fucking monsters.
How can they do the thing?
How can they do the things they do and be the people there?
Knowing that that's what's out there.
And I watch them be confronted with all kinds of people.
And I pick on Pierre a lot because fuck him.
Fuck all of them.
I don't like that people think that he's an a like that anything over there is going to change anything.
It's not.
It's not.
Everything you feel about the liberals, you need to apply it to them too.
They're exactly the same.
People come up.
Oh, my son died.
This fucking vaccine.
Kill it.
That's on video too.
I know people that brought up and oh wow.
We're going to look at lie right through their teeth.
They're not going to do a fucking goddamn thing.
They have no problem.
I saw it.
They have no problem.
Stone face, dead-eyed.
Oh, yeah.
Whatever you need to hear, I'll say it.
Oh, you, you disgusting little rat.
Little rat.
You be hiding there with Jordan in your little castle, in your little ivory tower.
You fucking worm.
Because that's the opposite, isn't it?
I said before, like, you have to love yourself and your friends, your family, your community.
That doesn't mean when everything's easy, everything's going well.
Oh, I love everybody.
How about when it sucks, dick?
How about when nothing, there's one hot dog left.
You give it to somebody, you're like, I'll try to eat tomorrow.
You have it.
You need it more than I do.
Is that what they're doing?
Is that what you see these people doing?
You ever hear wolf and sheep's clothing?
what they are.
They just take.
If love is the essence of giving and sacrificing and taking pieces of yourself and enduring hardship, suffering, pain, and maybe even death itself to give life and support to others, that's love.
They say that love hath no greater equal than this than he who would lay down his life for his friends.
Sacrifice the ultimate sacrifice.
That's love.
So if that's love, the ultimate sacrifice, giving everything away for others, what is taking everything from others?
Hey!
That's why they hate me so much.
I know you.
I can see you like the nose on my face.
Every time you've been prove me wrong, so many words is so much things to do.
To be real.
Oh, we are so real.
We're so real, we just can't be fucking bothered.
Give me a pay raise, though.
Bury me with my guns on So when I reach the other side I can show him what it feels like to die Bury me with my guns on So when I'm cast out of the sky I can shoot the devil right between the eyes Hey I have a feeling that when you come up against some difficulties in the future that these people that you've come to
rely on being absolute suckers and fools to support your stupid, selfish fucking lifestyle Like there's a finite The runway's only so long, you know?
And then it's over and there's no more patience and where's my fucking hot dog here?
Guns on So when I reach the other side I can show him what it feels like to die Bury me with my guns on So when I reach the other side You all did this
You, the politician The political class And your fucking cheerleaders in the media And your goddamn banker finances You, you are the fucking problem And you do everything in your power to convince everyone Oh, you're pointing at everything You point at everything In every direction All at once All the time But there's not a mirror in sight Why is that?
You'll point everywhere But accept it yourself And ironically That's That's where the problem is Isn't it?
Why don't you just go swim in your pool about it?
We're gonna get you We're gonna get you We're gonna get you We're gonna get you We're gonna get you I can show what it feels like to die Bury me with my guns on I was just mad from swipes Just from shit they did to us in the army The lies there It's just compounded so much It's to the death It's to the death You deserve it more than anyone.
You deserve to be fought more than anyone.
It's an honor and a privilege to do it.
And I just, everyone else is just coming up.
They're getting stronger and better.
And you're getting weaker and dumber.
I'm here for it.
Fuck you.
Come get some.
Thank you very much, guys.
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I don't know whatever it means.
It is, but it is.
Nobody cares, Jesse.
Get out of here.
It's over.
Let's go.
Come on.
Pick up the draft.
Put my drafts.
I'm screaming the world.
Trade war.
We'll see who breaks first.
It's not us against America.
It's the politicians against us.
See you soon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is an elaborate trap, Phil, I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The land of butter.
And treats, and everything's just made out of pastries.
Is that a money fountain?
Oh no, you've not done this.
They'll definitely come to the...
They're gonna be, they'll be easy catches.
Is that the big net sport?
It's like mousetrap.
He's got a great big net over this money fountain.
He's just gonna wait for all the rat people to come, and he's just gonna catch them all.
Doug won't, he's gonna eat himself long before that.
But why this money fountain?
It's other people's- oh, wow.
That makes it extra tasty for the rat people?
That it has to be someone else's money.
Then that's extra delicious.
Oh, wow.
If that's true, I mean, I think you've outdone yourself.
I've seen a trap before.
I've seen him.
I mean, I've seen a Mars bar under a box held up by a stick before, but this is.
I mean, I literally did that at work in the Army, and it actually worked.
I caught a guy trying to eat a candy bar.
So, this is a.
Are we going to do paper field?
Some of the wolves before to catch the stragglers?