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May 11, 2024 - Raging Dissident

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RAGECAST 452: PHILLIPORA DAGOREALIS

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	You came in looking for attention Sell your confessions for some hardcore rock and roll I cannot offer you a damn shun A temporary satisfaction for your soul Too much time and you can't dig anymore Got a one-track mission on your mind Fucking
	square is the key to popping your fucking up I don't know It never gets any better We are getting angrier We
	are getting angrier fully vaccinated against punctuism
	because otherwise It's gonna hurt we're gonna hurt you down starting to lose oh there it goes See now it stays ago.
	I was getting worried I might have to one spray a WD-40 and that was the end of the integrity of this mic arm Be careful.
	I don't have to buy another one.
	These things are like 200 bucks?
	It's crazy, but everything costs a million dollars.
	$200 or a box of cereal.
	It's you know, in Canadian money, an apple.
	And what is an apple?
	$78, I think?
	By the time you get to the store with your $78, it's actually $84 now.
	It's actually gone up since then.
	It's gone up since then.
	Am I not?
	Okay, I'm not muted.
	That's good.
	The usual problems always plague me.
	I have to make sure I do a minor checklist every time.
	Where do we start?
	Where do we begin?
	As I said, I appreciate you guys stopping in and showing up when you can, where you can, and the support and the sharing and so on.
	It's been very helpful, and we've done a good job surviving all the years.
	This is...
	I don't know when the actual day would be, but it's close to, I think we started, I started this in 20, well, 17, 16. I didn't really put an effort into probably 2018, 19. So five or six years.
	And I've been banned from everything in that length of time.
	I was born in the banning, molded by it.
	I didn't see any mainstream success until I was already a man.
	Some of the posts going around, I got a kick out of them.
	I don't know if it was Lee or who, where I saw this.
	They had a nice Twitter space today, con Inc, the bootlicking power worshippers of the Conservative Party who've considered fancy themselves some kind of populist resistance to the global.
	They don't even understand what they're doing.
	They have a child's understanding of what's happening, what's going on.
	But they're grifting, and that's where the money is.
	The money is on, you know, staying on the Twitter platforms and the YouTube platforms and everything where they are and bootlicking The power, you know, the one side or the other of the power dynamic.
	And they're all up there lamenting.
	And, you know, now these dumb dumbs, we've been talking about this for two years, 2021, longer than anyone else, the online censorship, the online harms bill, all of this kind of stuff.
	So nobody wanted to pay.
	Oh, that was just extremist talk.
	Well, now they're all eating it up.
	Do you know how I knew about it back then?
	Well, it was written for me and my friends.
	It wasn't written for you.
	You lazy, rule-following pussies.
	And now they're acting like they're going to be a, oh, this is so bad.
	We're going to be censored.
	This is not going to affect you at all.
	You guys follow the rules.
	You're good little boys and girls.
	You pander.
	You play the game.
	You make money for the machine.
	You don't rock the boat.
	You're a good boy and girl.
	You guys are doing a good job.
	You're keeping the slaves where they need to be.
	Ignorant, stupid, and distracted with things that don't matter.
	Like, get the libs out!
	Get the libs out!
	Oh, heckin' turtle!
	Pecking turtle!
	And they'll have nothing to say.
	I don't think this bill is going to go through, and here's why.
	They tabled this in 2021, and it was scrapped because of the election.
	When there's an election in Canada, anything that's in the pipeline, it just gets flushed.
	So that's what happened in 2021.
	Bernie Farber and Richard Warman, you know, some Jews at the Canadian Anti-Hate Network, wrote this insanely, it's the most aggressive censorship bill in the Western world, probably in history.
	It has pre-crime legislation.
	They can punish you before you even do anything, just if they think you're going to say something mean.
	They can put an ankle bracelet on you.
	They can fine you.
	They can put all kinds of restrictions on your liberty and so on.
	They have retroactive punishments where they can charge you for something you did five years ago.
	You posted a video or a tweet or a Facebook message five years ago.
	I deleted it.
	It doesn't matter.
	It was shared by somebody else and still on their page.
	Charge, jail, $100,000 fine, up to 20 years in prison, life imprisonment.
	For hate, that's hit.
	How do you like that?
	Yeah, I know.
	I know all about this.
	We've all known about this for a long time because we've been, you know, screaming to the rooftops about it in 2021 when you guys were too busy, when Con Inc.
	was too busy saying, oh, man, we got to stay safe.
	I need to get my booster.
	Every single one of those fucking people is vaccinated to the hilt.
	Scumbag turncoat.
	I mean, can't really be a turncoat if you're never one of us in the first place.
	But people like Rupa, you know, oh my God.
	Very fucking got her good.
	She had to block him and a bunch of other people.
	You fucking stupid woman.
	Just stick to what you're good.
	Just run your propaganda for the, you know, the Punjab Indian government.
	That's what you're for.
	That's what you've been doing.
	We're not stupid.
	It's very obvious.
	You've got ties to the anyway.
	I took a picture of the elevator somewhere she was at where there's one of these markers on the like here.
	You got to make sure you stay on six feet apart.
	There's still remnants of the old days laying around, signs and so on.
	And she's like, oh, remember how crazy it was?
	Right under that was her quote about how we need to get serious and start dealing with these anti-vaxxers.
	We got to do something about them.
	She was right in there with it.
	They all were.
	And now they're pretending, oh, heckin' gotta get to limps.
	Like you didn't just willfully and enthusiastically participate in the most oppression of the Canadian people in our national history.
	Like you weren't a part of that.
	And now you're making money on the platforms that censored everybody that was actually fighting what was happening.
	Like me.
	And now they're all commiserating.
	Oh, no, this since we're also oppressed.
	But you're making money.
	They like you, you stupid fucking people.
	Keep kidding yourselves.
	Keep fooling yourselves.
	Fucking Pied Pipers all over every one of you.
	Every last one of you.
	Gutless.
	Gutless.
	You can't hide forever.
	We've been growing non-stop for years, despite all of the censorship.
	I've had tens of thousands of dollars confiscated.
	My bank accounts terminated and closed up.
	I've had my, I'm not allowed to have a passport.
	I'm not allowed to have a bank account.
	I've been jailed.
	I've been smeared more than anyone in national history.
	But yes, it's the con there.
	Oh my God, you guys.
	We have to talk about the no one is even remotely bothered by what you fucking people do.
	No one is even remotely shook or concerned.
	And all of these fucking talking heads with their stupid Twitter account, it means nothing.
	It goes nowhere.
	They, you know, where'd they come from?
	Commenting on the convoy.
	That's where they came from.
	Something else they had nothing to do with.
	Just watching other men do things, and then they talk about it, and they like to, you know, think of themselves as some kind of significant figure.
	You fucking people don't matter.
	If you disappeared tomorrow, no one would even notice, let alone care.
	They know this.
	They know that detail.
	That's why they hate me so much.
	Because I do this thing where I tell the truth, and they can't have it.
	They can't handle it.
	That's okay.
	It's not for children.
	It's for adults, which is what we try to foster and cultivate here.
	And that's why I'm very happy and proud of the community that we've built here.
	It's a life of its own.
	It's a very grassroots thing.
	There was never.
	How do I join?
	You don't join.
	How do you join a fan club?
	You don't?
	How do you join the legion of Star Trek fans?
	You don't.
	You just are or you're not.
	It's so fucking stupid.
	It's also stupid.
	No one has been abused and attacked and fucked with more than us in this country as a dissident, pushback, rebel type group.
	Nobody.
	And these grifters are content to ignore that because they don't like us because we tell the truth, especially about people like them.
	It's not in their interest.
	They can't make any money on that.
	They'll try.
	They'll use my face for clickbait and thumbnails and stuff, but they'll never allow me to combat them in public.
	They would never square off against me.
	Could you imagine?
	It'd be a massacre.
	They know that.
	Right?
	They know that.
	And it would be the most views they've ever had.
	Ever.
	And they know that too.
	How many people in this country would be salivating at the idea to see me get fucking schooled?
	They'd love it.
	Your audiences would love it.
	And yet, and yet, for some reason, nobody's interested.
	Oh, we don't even platform those people.
	We don't even.
	Yeah, because you can't handle it.
	You can't handle it.
	You're not smart enough.
	You're not strong enough.
	You're not courageous enough.
	You don't have what it takes.
	You're just a pundit.
	You're just a fat, useless idiot, you know, talking on the internet with no real world consequences.
	There'll never be any real world consequences for you.
	Some of these people, one of them was that drunk Andy Lee who was calling Morgan a nobody and all the woman, you're just a wine mom on the internet.
	You had a nervous breakdown because you were drunk at the stampede and police had to ask you to leave.
	Help me being kidnapped by Treck and Turnout.
	No, you're just a booze bag and you're constantly being thrown out of places because you're a drunk freak.
	I digress.
	I'm sure, I'm sure if you ever run into trouble, there'll be tens of thousands of people coming together to bail you out, though, won't they?
	They won't.
	They won't.
	You just make cotton candy, all of them.
	They make cotton candy content for the lowest common denominator, the dumbest of the dumb, and people with the IQ and attention span of about five to nine minutes.
	You know, the algorithmic that, well, probably more like five to seven minutes now, anything longer than that.
	Definitely double digits.
	Forget that.
	Anything more than seven minutes long, nobody's watching it.
	None of them, right?
	None of the zombies.
	And that's what they got, you know.
	You got followers, we got soldiers.
	Big difference.
	It's a big difference.
	They're so, so, so oppressed.
	You know, they're so hacking twin.
	We got to get the lips.
	Yeah.
	There's like a few number of different people.
	Ferry's having people contact him.
	Derek, myself.
	Indians just in their driveway taking pictures of their house.
	Another guy, two Indians in balaclavas in a non, just a civilian vehicle fucking around with power lines.
	And they're like, oh, we're working for hydro.
	Are you?
	I don't know.
	Normally there's a thing that says Ontario Power, and it's not just two Jeets and Balaclavas.
	But I mean, this is the everywhere all the time.
	Hacking plowder.
	And what's really great to me is like, I hope they enjoy it because once this election comes, it's over.
	That's it for you.
	It's all over for you.
	Your grift is over.
	What are you going to do then?
	You're going to continue and your whole thing is going to be praising what a good job PP is doing.
	And then the years to come is like, oh, heck and plowder.
	How's that going to play?
	How's that going to work?
	No one's going to give a shit.
	They're going to disappear within six months of that election being over, and they're going to be over here because they're going to see that nothing is getting better, everything's getting worse, and they're going to understand, oh man, you know what?
	Those extremist people were right.
	Yes, we are right.
	We've always been right.
	Right the entire time, everything that we've, you know, and it's not, I don't have any, you know, power to predict the future or understand.
	I just pay attention to the things I pay attention to with a great deal of, you know, care and passion for it.
	And I, you know, these are the things I care about.
	I spend time in these areas a great deal of time, thinking about it, talking to other people, reading things and so on.
	These people spend no time anywhere near it, and they think they have all the answers.
	Obviously, they wouldn't.
	Why would they?
	But things like the gun situation, the migrant situation, the economic situation, these are things that I've been talking about three to five times a week for the last six years in a row.
	And I haven't changed any of my...
	Why would they?
	It's like expecting there not to be winter this year.
	I know there was winter last year, but this year there won't be.
	Why?
	I just want.
	Did the celestial bodies reconfigure?
	Are we now on the equator?
	No!
	So the previous conditions that enabled the winter season to take place, everything is still in place, but somehow in the future, there just won't be winter.
	Oh, yup!
	Okay, you can't think, and I find it offensive that you think you should talk to people.
	That you have any idea what's going on.
	They have no humility whatsoever.
	No life experience.
	Nothing.
	Fucking nothing.
	How many of these people, these talking heads, quick question.
	Let's just take the headcount.
	How many of you guys are veterans?
	None of you?
	Right.
	So what have you sacrificed in the name of our people and country?
	What have you put down on the table?
	Show resume.
	Post resume.
	Nothing?
	Nothing.
	Oh, but trust me, bro, you're the most dedicated.
	You really care, right?
	Oh, and also, you also all fleeing the country for greener pastures and other places with other people who are stronger and tougher than you, and you think they'll just protect you because, you know, you're a special.
	You're a special little fat boy.
	Special little fat boy.
	Ha ha, poke him in his belly like the Pillsbury noboy.
	I made a YouTube.
	Good for you.
	It's ridiculous, you know?
	They're just lol cows at this point.
	They just exist for our amusement, for most people's amusement.
	And, you know, they rely on having an ignorant population.
	If you don't know anything, they sound like they know what they're talking about.
	Okay?
	They're like grade two elementary school teachers.
	This is MIT.
	That's the difference.
	The irony is, too, they wouldn't even have to, not even me.
	They wouldn't debate me or Ferry or Derek or I could probably provide a list of 20 people off the top of my head right now that would wreck all of them just on the basic general understanding and knowledge of many topics and things that these people avoid like the plague because they're cowards and they won't touch it.
	Their entire identity is pecking, turtle.
	That's it.
	That's all it is.
	So it'll die with them.
	Unless, of course, somehow the liberals maintain, hang on to power and win an election.
	In that case, I mean, civil war, probably, right?
	No one, there's, that would be just as preposterous as Biden winning at this point.
	Like, Biden's approval rating is 7%.
	It is the lowest ever in American history.
	He is the most unpopular president.
	Imagine that.
	He had the most votes of anyone in any presidential election in American history, and now he's the most unpopular ever.
	What a turnaround.
	He is the Toronto Maple Leafs of presidents.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Way to blow it, huh?
	Way to blow, or, or, or, heck and turn.
	Or it was fake, and most of those votes were not even real in the first place.
	Remember the wheelchair ramp that just fucking, oh, we're going to have to kill the election overnight, huh?
	Yeah, it's the first time this has ever happened, but in the middle of the night, one guy just leapfrogged the other, and it's not suspicious at all, and nobody could.
	They were hiding what was happening, and these polling centers are boarding up windows.
	People are shuffling in boxes from under tables.
	It's like, it was the most obvious shenanigans I've ever seen.
	Come on.
	Who is the most popular brand?
	Nobody believes you.
	Nobody believes any of you people.
	There is a very, and that's the other thing.
	These detached from reality mainstream consumer type.
	Like, listen, they're all making money.
	Like I said, they're all comfortable.
	They're not hurting for shit.
	I'm well aware.
	And again, I very much appreciate the amount of help and assistance you guys give me, but I've said not lately.
	I used to say this a lot more than I have been.
	But I'll reiterate.
	Don't feel a need to send me money or support or anything like that because I know I'm well aware of how much everybody is suffering and how difficult things are.
	The last thing I want is to make that worse for anyone, especially in our community by making, you know, if they feel guilty that they need to do.
	Absolutely not.
	Just, you know, the message is what's important and the people around us in our community, that's what's important.
	And as long as that's healthy and strong and, you know, moving along, that's really all we need.
	As long as everybody's got enough to eat and they've got the lights on, that's, you know, nobody's going to be getting rich around here anytime soon.
	That's never been the per that's never been the point.
	I mean, it is if you're con ink, right?
	And then the funny thing is, they're like, oh, they're all, well, those guys were just jealous.
	They're like, well, I mean, no, I'm definitely making more money than them.
	Definitely.
	But, you know, I work way harder and I've got a lot more going on.
	I'm doing a lot more things than them as well.
	But, you know, I also don't like to profiteer off of things like YouTube, which is pro-child porn.
	And, you know, YouTube censored, like I said, all of the people talking about the medicine time.
	I guess I'm not on YouTube anymore, so I can say it.
	The vaccine that killed all kinds of people, which has now been recalled worldwide.
	Remember that?
	Where were you?
	Post-resume.
	Let's see your videos from 2020 and 2021 telling people, stay the fuck away from that.
	You know, I was doing that.
	Where's yours?
	Where's yours?
	Where's yours, big brain?
	Or did you take the money and tell people to go get it because safe and effective and all that kind of shit?
	You said, obey the box, obey the screen, obey the talking heads on the screen.
	That's what you did.
	Remember?
	You're not qualified to say anything about anything.
	The time already came and went.
	The defining moment of our generation so far has come and gone, and you failed to test.
	You sat on your hands and you hid, and you played ball with the machine so nothing bad would happen to you.
	You looked out for number one.
	You took care of yourself.
	You don't have any credibility and you never will.
	The only way to get that back, there'll have to be a similar of equal or greater crisis that happens.
	And then you're going to have to go twice as hard in the opposite direction to make up for your previous mistake for anybody to ever trust you or to have any credibility again.
	And I highly doubt.
	If you couldn't handle that, you're not going to handle what's coming next.
	I'm talking like full-scale societal collapse.
	It's going to be bad.
	We're going to lose.
	We're going to fight World War III and we're going to lose.
	And it's going to be really nasty and ugly.
	And those people are, you know, they're finished.
	Fucking skills do you have?
	What kind of level of tenacity do you have?
	You're too afraid to tell the truth when it's obvious right in front of your face.
	But yeah, you'll go down swinging in the mud for that last sandwich, won't you?
	No, you won't.
	You're going to beg and whine and cry, and then you're going to fold over like a paper bag and dissolve in the asphalt like a fucking liquor store bag in a rainstorm.
	The amount of despair out there is nasty, dude.
	I feel bad I yelled at this guy after I drove away because ultimately, you know, he needs help and needs people to care about him and needs a country that doesn't hate him and is stepping all over his face every day would be a big help in resolving his issue.
	But yesterday, was it yesterday, the day before, I was driving to the gym and there's a guy, I nearly hit him.
	He's just in the middle of the street.
	This is one of these roads where it's like, you know, people, it's 50, but people are driving 60 and 70. You know, it's multiple lanes going one way and multiple the other way.
	And there's crosswalks and stop signs.
	And no, he's just not near a crosswalk, like just in the middle of people are swerving out of the way.
	And he's got a beer in one hand and another case of beer in the other.
	I had to slam on the brakes and I rolled down the window.
	And I was like, are you so fucking drunk you can't see where the crosswalks are?
	He started, ah, fucker, fucking.
	I fucking gave it to him.
	I was like, what?
	Excuse me?
	I'm sorry.
	Pardon me?
	Where are you going, tough guy?
	If I had to get out of the truck, it wasn't going to be good.
	Guys like 50 years old, just shit.
	This is like 2.30 in the afternoon or 3 o'clock in the afternoon on like a Wednesday or a Thursday.
	And then, you know, by the time I get to the gym in the parking lot, I'm like, that's like probably a lot more common than people realize.
	A lot of guys are just drinking themselves to death out of misery and despair.
	Heck, I'm too out of here!
	No, nobody's sticking up for them and nobody's ever going to.
	Not these talking heads in Con Inc., not the Conservative Party, not anyone.
	They're all looking out for themselves.
	I've yet to see anything sincere or genuine coming out of these people pretending to be leaders of the people.
	They're not.
	They're leaders of themselves in their own bank accounts.
	And that's very easy to prove.
	I could make that case in front of any audience, anytime, anywhere, and I would win every single time.
	How big is your house?
	You got a new house, a new pool?
	Wow.
	How many pensions do you have now?
	Because when you go from one government office to another, you can actually stack pensions.
	They don't get one pension, guys.
	You could stack them.
	The amount of money, I think just in Nova Scotia, it's a grotesque amount of money we pay out in government pensions.
	And it's not to soldiers and firemen or fucking, even the fishermen, even the people that feed us.
	No, it's to politicians who were different cabinet minister positions, MLA for this district, MLA for that district.
	It's like pension, pension, pension, pension.
	They're all fucking loaded.
	And this money affords them power and influence, and that power and influence, they believe, is equal to authority, that they are authority.
	Well, I've earned this.
	I know.
	I know.
	No, you don't know anything.
	You're just a thief.
	Everything you have, you've stolen from the people you pretended to represent.
	The house you live in is stolen.
	The food you're eating is stolen.
	The Lexus you're driving is stolen.
	The vacation you went on is stolen.
	All of it's stolen.
	You want to talk about stolen land?
	How much money have the politicians stolen from the people of this country over the last 40 years?
	We're paying $100 million a day so Paul Minder can collect all kinds of, you know, his boss can get wage subsidies.
	He can have a place to live for free, work multiple jobs at the same time.
	Preferential hiring.
	$100 million a day.
	And even though he pissed me off, what about this guy?
	He's that broken that he's obviously not working.
	He's drunk in the middle of the day, in the middle of the work week, and he's going to get more drunk.
	He went to the store with his last beer in one hand, and now he's got another, or he was drinking it right out of the fucking box.
	He had one of those, probably 16 or whatever they are, like chorus light or something, and he was just already.
	Isn't that sad?
	My view on the whole alcohol culture has changed dramatically in the last few years.
	I mean, I've always known this, but I've really embraced it lately because it is the truth, and it is.
	I mean, you don't need to say any more of that.
	It is the truth.
	It's terrible for you.
	It's toxic.
	It's poison.
	And it destroys a lot of things.
	Relationships, lives, health, credibility, careers.
	It kills people.
	You know, one of the friend of the family.
	somebody was just in a car accident, Drunk driver, middle of the day.
	Smash.
	Maybe it was that guy.
	Maybe he's gone.
	Maybe he doesn't have his car anymore.
	It's sad.
	Like, it used to seem...
	That's the cultural indoctrination.
	We tell kids what's cool and what's like, what's on TV?
	What are all your role models doing?
	Well, they're party animals, right?
	Rock and roll.
	That's awesome.
	Is it awesome?
	It's awesome to be retarded.
	You've made yourself retarded.
	That's what Booze does.
	I think your IQ drops like 15 points per beer.
	So you've made yourself handicapped and fat and awesome.
	That's not awesome.
	It's sad.
	When I think about if that was my, if those were my kids, like when they're born, they're just innocent little children.
	Like that was everyone.
	At one point, everyone was somebody's hopes and dreams and aspirations for the future.
	If you had parents that cared about you at all, decent human beings, I hope so.
	Not everyone does get that, unfortunately, though.
	That you would want them to have a meaningful existence, a fulfilled existence.
	They have a satisfying life.
	You know, they do good things.
	They're going to wicked.
	No, they're 52 and they're just shit faced in the middle of the day.
	Like, that's how your son is going to end up.
	How does that make you feel?
	Is that awesome?
	Is that awesome?
	Just getting through the week being shit-faced all the time?
	No, it's sad.
	People don't live that way because they're doing great.
	They're doing it because they're miserable, they're depressed, or they have so much anxiety they can't even process day-to-day activities without some form of intoxication.
	That's a person that's in pain and suffering.
	So the stronger people, the healthier people, it's literally our responsibility then to rescue these people because who the fuck else is going to?
	And wouldn't you want to?
	If that were you, it could easily be you.
	It could be me.
	It could be anyone.
	It happens to anybody.
	And a lot of times all it takes is just a handful of people that actually give a shit about you and are like, let's fix you.
	Let's get out of the nightmare.
	Do you like it?
	Do you like it there?
	Are you having fun?
	Is it good?
	You warm and comfy?
	You know?
	I love being hammered every day.
	I love fucking popping pills all the time and fucking you, Why is that?
	Well, because the alternative.
	Oh, the alternative, right.
	Why is that?
	Why is the alternative bad?
	Right.
	So you're hiding then.
	And I think a big reason for this is that we don't function as a people anymore.
	That's another thing we've been trying.
	I've been trying to, by, you know, crook or hook or tooth and nail and just one inch at a time if it takes, is rebuild a sense of community where people look out for each other because they're one of us.
	That's what you do.
	That's what you do.
	No, we have this hyper consumerist bullshit lifestyle where everything's about money and things like con ink.
	Pay from a pool.
	That's what everybody cares about.
	So everybody's an individual now.
	Everybody's isolated and alone.
	So the strong will survive and be okay and they'll succeed.
	But what about the ones that aren't?
	Who previously would have been bolstered and protected and secured by the stronger members of their society?
	They would lift up the weaker members.
	And even if they're like barely contributing, that's better than not.
	If they can barely do a little bit of something, that's better than just being a drunk nothing.
	Like, what does that even do?
	That doesn't do anything for anybody.
	It's not helping anyone do anything.
	That's just a, like, we're just paying for you to exist and be drunk.
	Like, what is this?
	It's in all of our interests to behave this way.
	I see, like, that's a product.
	That could be a productive worker, but there's not because he's hammered all the time.
	So we just don't, he's not working anymore.
	He's just, he's doing that now.
	Or she's, she could be working.
	She could be doing a lot of things, but she's hammered all the time.
	Or she's just doing pills all the time and fucking on Twitter all day.
	Like, nice.
	It's not because no one's looking out for anybody anymore.
	So there's no safety net.
	You can fall into oblivion and no one will ever come looking for you because everybody's worried about themselves.
	I used to I've had this conversation with a number of different women over the years, and they all say the same things.
	And it relates to going to the gym because I've always been into this.
	And some of them go, some of them don't.
	But the ones that do and the ones that don't, they're all very concerned what they look like and that everyone's going to be looking at them.
	And I'm like, you know, that's what you're all thinking, right?
	Like everybody is where if they're of a low confidence person, somebody that's just starting or not really comfortable with their body, they don't like how they look.
	I'm sure that's very common.
	I used to fucking hate it.
	I hated what I looked like.
	I looked like shit.
	I fucking hated it.
	I was miserable.
	I wouldn't take my shirt off until I was like 23. I was skin and bones.
	I looked like, you know, pale as a ghost.
	I looked like fucking a POW from a Russian fucking salt mine where it was on the dark side of the moon where there was no sun.
	You know?
	130 pounds, right?
	Do I want to fucking go to the gym?
	Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
	Everyone look at me.
	Look how humiliating I am.
	Hi, everybody.
	I'm the weakest fucking guy within the time zone.
	You literally have to go to Quebec to find someone worse than me.
	Hi, you know, I didn't fucking want to go.
	But you have to.
	But everybody in there is thinking that, is worried about themselves.
	No one's really considering, you know, they're just worried about themselves.
	And then when you stop care, once You start to become a little more confident and happy, you know, satisfied with yourself, you know, you don't even think of that shit at all.
	You're not even.
	I see people that are in there out of shape, and I'm like, good for them.
	That's always what I think.
	And everyone else that's that's of this, you know, they've been into the gym culture a long time or they're like athletes, right?
	Anybody that takes it seriously, and you know, it's a big part of their life, you know, which is 99% of them are good people, right?
	There's always some douchebags, but they're all, they all say the same thing.
	They're all like, I remember when that was me, and they're cherry, they're rooting for you.
	Like, they want you to, you know, I like seeing it.
	I'd rather see that than a bunch of fucking, like, that's pro that's somebody trying.
	That's progress.
	It could be.
	That's maybe the first day or the second or the third day or the month of somebody on the comeback.
	You know what I mean?
	That's a beautiful thing to see.
	So I don't know how I got onto this tangent, but everybody's all, you know, self-absorbed and self-consumed and only thinking about themselves.
	So if that's how we live, if we're only thinking about ourselves all the time, what happens to the people that need help and don't get it?
	They get fucking destroyed, don't they?
	So we're losing people that way.
	That's just one of the many ways we are losing people every day.
	We are getting bled out and stuck, like stabbed and slung and burned and bombed and shot from every different direction.
	This feeds into one of the other blood siphons that the enemy has, the MAID program, where people are just once again, maybe they are strong people, but hey, everybody can break.
	There's nobody's invincible.
	Not even Atlas can hold up the world forever.
	And then what happens?
	Oh, fuck, they get snapped in half and they have nothing to fall back on.
	Nobody, not really.
	Fucking yank!
	Bye.
	Some of the strongest people I've ever known killed themselves.
	I'm convinced that is the biggest safety net that anyone can have is that they have people, like they, they know they're accepted.
	They have a people.
	If you're just on your own in the world and your fucking wife's always mad at you and that's it, you might have one friend that you see every fucking few months.
	You mostly just drink and play video games together.
	Like that's not, that's not anything.
	That's not a tribe.
	That's not a community.
	You're fucking lost in the wilderness on your own trying to hold up the fucking world and you're wondering, man, I think I'm dying.
	Yeah, it takes a village, bud.
	It takes a team.
	It takes a lot of people to help.
	So, yeah, you're not helping yourself.
	So that's, again, find your friends is a very big, very big deal.
	It's a life-changing thing for a lot of people.
	And they all feel bad because that's how it's supposed to be.
	We're supposed to be a tribe and a community.
	And that's what scares them the most.
	That is the scariest part of this whole thing.
	It's not so much what I say.
	It's not so much.
	It's not entirely what I do.
	It's the fact that...
	It really made the morning when Ferry started driving around tying people together.
	It's the fact that spiritually aligned, frequency-calibrated, growing group of people around the country who are solidifying amongst themselves like T-1000 in real time.
	That's what's really scary for them.
	This show's called Bro Him.
	Bro Him!
	A lot of people talk about building something, but how many are actually doing it?
	Okay.
	Can of worms is I wonder what the CIA remote viewers see when they target Philip.
	None have ever survived.
	It's in the manual to never try that.
	Never try to remote view this.
	No one comes back.
	Daniel says, nice pocket square.
	10 out of 10. Thank you, sir.
	I'm going to check on it.
	Oh, no!
	I'm too animated.
	They get knocked around.
	I've got to keep an eye on it.
	I need a rage-proof pocket square.
	It's got to be pinned in there.
	Lost views.
	Lost views.
	I know doing them keeps you sane, but you keep any of us from going insane.
	That's good.
	That's what we want.
	We're defeated.
	We're to the bottom.
	You know who it is.
	Count on Phil.
	Someone will pick you up again.
	We're conquering and together.
	We're about to bond in forever.
	If you die, I die.
	That's our way.
	Let's go.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Scarecrow says, I don't care for Mondays, blacks, Tuesday, Wednesday, Jeets attacks, Thursday, pee-pee's talks back.
	It's Friday, fuck you, make me.
	He's writing songs over there.
	He's writing songs, Scarecrow.
	I didn't know you were an artist.
	He says, I'm starting a band called The Disease.
	Well, that's not a bad opener.
	Already, I'm like, that's got potential.
	I mean, depending on what you do, I mean.
	It's like you showed up with a very solid-looking 2x4.
	I'm like, that's excellent cut of wood.
	Do you have more?
	Many more of these.
	You could build something good.
	That's good.
	That's wet toilet paper, sir.
	No, that's not.
	I don't know what that's good for.
	You can't even clean up with it.
	It just disintegrates and makes a bigger mess.
	Tonight you, if someone tries to clean shit up with toilet paper, you're like, no.
	Wow, slush it.
	No, it isn't.
	Nope.
	No, no, no, fine.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Enjoy the slush that it creates on the floor.
	Toilet slush.
	Paper water mixed with whatever else you're trying to clean.
	It's just disgusting, fool.
	Get a mop in a bucket or paper towel at least or even an actual towel.
	Fucking toilet paper.
	The things I've seen, guys.
	I was an NCO in the Army.
	Meaning I had to babysit grown men.
	I didn't use that term lightly.
	We're talking 17, 18, 19-year-old privates who have too much money.
	They're built like they don't.
	I mean, it's a lot for them at the time.
	The shacks are paid for.
	The meals are free at the meal hall.
	They don't even need car.
	They just take cabs everywhere to the bars and back.
	So they're just they're in jail.
	they're missing, It's extreme babysitting.
	I've been sent on like search and rescue missions to find missing soldiers who didn't show up for work.
	And the first person that's going looking for them is me.
	Not the police.
	Because if we say that if the police find them before we do, that's bad for us.
	So the army works to cover up its shenanigans.
	Like there's recovery teams.
	I don't know if I should be telling you guys this stuff.
	I'm not thinking there's such people.
	There's other vets in the chat.
	They're like, 100%.
	We send out recovery teams to fucking, you know, fix things.
	All right?
	It's not that...
	Truce...
	True story.
	Gentlemen, we have another situation.
	Mackenzie!
	Yes, Sergeant!
	We need you to take a team of men into the city of Fredericton and retrieve a very large military 12-ton vehicle truck.
	Why, Sergeant?
	That'll be cunts, McKenzie.
	One of your soldiers thought it would be hilarious and hecka funny if he drove the ML to the bar last night.
	People are asking questions and the police are...
	It's five o'clock in the morning.
	We have maybe 45 minutes.
	People are gonna start going to work.
	You need to go now.
	Get the truck!
	Get the dudge stop for nothing!
	Tell no one!
	Tell no one!
	If the fucking sergeant major finds out about this, I'm fucked and then I'm gonna fuck you with what he fucked me with!
	And then I don't even want to know what you're gonna do, but it just rolls down, it becomes toilet mushwater.
	The sludge!
	We talked about the sludge, Mackenzie, remember?
	Yes, Sergeant!
	Exactly!
	Is that what you want?
	You want to be- No, Sergeant!
	All right, then!
	Go get my truck!
	Hurry up!
	I'm fucking running around trying to fight!
	You got a mill!
	You got a mill!
	Who's driving the mill?
	You're driving in the mail!
	Just come with me right now!
	What are we doing, Master Corporal?
	We're fucking saving the battalion!
	From another embarrassment!
	Drive Hendrickson!
	Fucking speak into Fredericton in my palm with this kid at fucking 6 o'clock in the morning to fucking go retrieve a drunk driving idiot parking job that he likes fucking come on come on come on red light red light we just made it we made it back in
	time for PT we parked it in the rear of the compound it came running into formation Sergeant Major looks over we fucking fall in board officer turns around oh he was like blocking a road like they drove it in there at like three o'clock in the morning
	and like two and a half hours later somebody's like bro you what are you golf company everyone in 2RCR knows what I mean if you've been in 2RCR anytime in the last 25 years what the fuck happen golf company oh right typically we're the freaks and psychos and fuck-ups and
	you know it's that every battalion has one company where you like just you know when I came back from seesaw they put me in there because they're like oh we could use you there it's really fucked up in there I was like what it's like oh golf company is a mess dude you got to go in there you got to fix it you got to help us fix it like what are you talking about and it was really bad half of these guys had failed drug tests for like the tour so
	they couldn't so they ended up punishing them by putting them in golf company so we have a bunch of guys and some of them are like literally criminals like they got arrested and charged with a crime like there's it was like a movie it was like all the other units everybody's like it's you know very professional out there they're like they're all just they don't care they're like shooting off to their own officers and they're just like the troops called me a faggot and the sergeant's like i know it's they're animals i don't what do you want me to do i tried already there's too many of them they'll swarm me like hyenas there's nothing we can do to them
	half of them are in incredible shape so you can't you try and pt them it just makes them more powerful i'm like well that's not working either there's nothing you can do to them and they were too stupid to feel pain a lot of these guys you'd leave them in the cold for like it's minus 45 and they're just like this is gay like grug no like that was a good time over there a lot of those guys were great it was a fucking wild time that was that was the company they sent to go to go represent canada with the u.s
	marines you're sending golf companies yeah you know how okay never you know what i'm just gonna let you make this mistake i'm just gonna let you do this.
	You deploy them, sir.
	Yes, do that.
	Why?
	Is there an issue?
	If you don't think there is, then I'm sure there isn't.
	How many of these men have alcohol-related charges?
	84%.
	Ongoing.
	Would you like to see the narcotics?
	No, no, no, that's fair enough.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	Some guys were using...
	Like, dude.
	Another guy, I had to go pick him up.
	Like, he didn't show up for work.
	It's like, oh, he's finally done it.
	He's dead.
	He's drank himself to death.
	Which, again, is ultimately what happened to him.
	And he was a good guy.
	But he had problems.
	And that's the thing.
	Some people are just really fucked, man.
	Anyway, didn't show up for work.
	I took a couple of guys to his house, and sure enough, naked, drunk on the floor of his own place is destroyed.
	It's a mess, empty booze bottles everywhere.
	It's like a Tuesday morning.
	It's not even like...
	He just got blackout shit-faced drunk on a Monday night, and then, you know, it's 9.30 on a Tuesday morning, and he's just fucking, you know.
	One of the hidden gems, I guess, a lot of the things, especially the infantry guys, because a lot of them, I don't think they know their own power.
	You get to experience and learn things that you can't buy and a lot of people will never see.
	You get to see the extremes of humanity and the best and the worst at the same time.
	You can see some of the most beautiful and courageous acts of humanity you've ever seen that'll make men cry.
	It's so heroic or epic or something.
	And at the same time, see the most disgusting, horrid, you know, like it chills your soul to like, you fucking monster.
	Like that, it always gets me now in this scene because I know the feeling.
	I remember I first saw it after I was deployed in platoon, the guy that everybody used to hate until you become, you know, actual war veterans and you're like, that guy was the fucking best.
	Sergeant Barnes in platoon.
	But they discover like one of their guys had been captured and fucking tortured and they caught him up and fucking pinned him to a wall and he was all, you know, and they all walk up there and see them and he just has this look on his face and he's like, those motherfuckers, you know?
	It's like you don't even know.
	These fucking soft little babies.
	Here's what we have to do.
	You don't even fucking understand what world you're in.
	You're a child.
	Do you know what's out there?
	Have you even been outside the city walls, kid?
	Separates the warriors from the scholars.
	And what was it?
	How did it go?
	Thinking done by fools and your fighting done by cowards.
	Something like that.
	probably just rickied that up.
	So, you know, there's a lot of hidden experiences that you can receive, which is the correct way to look at it.
	It's not inflicted upon you.
	That depends on how you want to process this.
	We all make our choices.
	We go down whatever paths in life.
	And it's like you get a card and surprise, this is what you get now.
	This is what has happened and transpired.
	Go.
	It's the kind of education about humanity and life and what's real and what's important.
	Like, it's all there.
	All of it is there.
	If you really just, if you have the courage to get into it and really pick it the fuck apart and relive a lot of these things and think about it hard.
	There's like a gift there that you can't buy.
	The other thing...
	The other end of it, too, is like some people can go so far, they just become numb to it.
	And, you know, casual murder doesn't even bother.
	Like, they don't even register.
	Like, that's what can happen.
	You're like, oh, those people are psychopaths.
	No, they're desensitized because they've been around it so long that now it's just another thing that happens.
	Like if you went to start a combat sport for the first time, you join an MMA gym or something, right?
	Or a boxing gym, and you've never been punched in the face before, and then it happens, and you're like, oh, the whole first time is kind of a fucking, everybody remembers their first fight, right?
	But if you do that enough, this is just another thing I'm doing now.
	That applies to everything.
	You can get accustomed to anything, which is scary, good or bad.
	We've been getting accustomed to tolerating a lot of bad things, haven't we?
	A lot of things that we are considering normal now are anything but normal.
	Anything but normal.
	And in any other time, this would have resulted in international shock and outrage appropriately when people had much more of a grounded moral center, which seems to have been confused to oblivion now, where up is down and black is white and two plus two is five and what's bad is good and what's good is bad.
	Lies are the truth and the truth is hate speech.
	I've always been a fucking curious little risk taker.
	I'm just realizing.
	I was thinking of a metaphor and I thought of when I was a kid.
	I mean, I knew.
	I was like probably five, four or five.
	It was an early memory.
	And I remember looking up at the stove, so I would have been only that tall, right?
	I was probably 10. And there was a pot boiling on it.
	And there was a little blue paint spot on it that I'd seen.
	You know, I'm, you know, a kid.
	Little details like that are things that you're interested in for some reason.
	So I knew it would be hot, but I touched it anyway.
	I was just like, I just need to know.
	I need to know what it means to be-Ah, fuck!
	Ooh!
	You know?
	But now I know what getting your finger burned is like.
	There was some value in that.
	It's like you can't appreciate what pain is until you know it.
	The same way you can't appreciate anything unless you've experienced it.
	People that have never been in love with someone are in a position to comment on what that means, they have no idea what it means.
	People that have never lost a spouse or a child are in no position to tell other people who have, like, what they should do.
	Like, bitch, you've never been there.
	You don't know.
	Oh, I read about it in books.
	That's nice.
	That's cute.
	I'm the book you read about, though, right?
	Like, I know more than you because I'm here.
	I live here.
	You read books about me.
	I should be telling you what's going on.
	This is like you just handed me a radio and I'm on the battlefield and you're like, okay, here's what you do.
	You're like, I'm fucking well aware of what to do, bitch.
	I've been in here doing this for a long time before you showed up.
	Do you have any non-retarded advice?
	You should try going for a walk.
	Oh, down, just right on there.
	Fuck.
	It's like an existential crisis, mental health breakdown.
	Fucking.
	Ah, fuck.
	Have you tried chewing dummy beans?
	No, I've not treated it.
	I think we should just have the blotch drugs.
	Yeah.
	That'll do it.
	What could go wrong?
	A lot of things could go wrong, Jimmy.
	You're talking about chemically, pharmacically just flooding these people's brains?
	Like, we don't even really know what's wrong.
	It's like, exactly.
	Music.
	Exactly.
	Here at Modern Medicine, we recognize the severity and intensity of psychological trauma affecting certain sectors of our population.
	And we've also correctly deduced that we can prescribe any number of conditions, neuroses, syndromes that we want and create and prescribe at government cost.
	A corresponding drug cocktail that will...
	Everybody wins.
	Everybody gets to feel good.
	Everybody gets to be rich.
	Well, except the...
	But as far as we go, and you and I, and the people in the media, we'll all join together in pretending we're doing something while we all know we're killing people for money.
	This has been a public service announcement of the world that you live in.
	Your regularly scheduled programming of cotton candy conday bullshit has been terminated.
	We prescribe several doses a week of intensely scalpel-like focus bigotry, tearing at the fabric of the existence of this bullshit world that we live in every day.
	And on the other side, a legion of morons who have never been outside the city walls and need to take all of these drugs just to cope.
	I'm sure they've got a clear picture of what's going on.
	Don't you?
	I sure do.
	I sure do.
	If only we could make a pill for that too.
	And we'd be even more rich, Phil.
	It's a bullshit.
	It's a bullshit system.
	You know, it's a bullshit.
	This is a bullshit.
	Well, we're going to give you these pills that are going to fucking rewire your brain chemistry.
	We're going to force the cellular composition of your mind into a position that will more likely accommodate desirable feelings.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm going to pump shit in your brain and you're going to think different thoughts.
	Are you sure that's the same thing?
	Well, there's been no long-term studies or data or anything really we can rely upon since they're only a couple of decades old in the first place.
	Your brain could completely turn into a dementia-ridden mush at the age of 60 for all we know.
	But we're going to make so much money.
	So much money.
	How did anyone live before all these drugs?
	How did everyone survive like world wars and depressions and world famines without all of these drugs?
	What a miracle of humanity's ingenuity that we created All of these drugs that we all need to stay healthy and alive because we've never been more healthy and alive, have we?
	Have you looked outside?
	Look how healthy and alive everyone is.
	There's so many more people alive more than I mean, there's a lot of graves, something like 70 or 80,000 extra graves this year.
	But that's, you know, that's just, that's, that's fucking life, you know, it's the game we play.
	And ripper-da-doo, ripper-da-da.
	It's everything's fine.
	Everything's fine out there.
	Everybody's healthy.
	Everything's gone great.
	Everybody's not morphically obese, drunk in the street, and fucking pumping their arms full of needles and rolling over.
	It's not the apocalypse.
	It's not the death of our civilization in real time.
	I'm watching it every day.
	Oh, maybe the experts are bullshit artists.
	The people we're paying to take care of what?
	Our security.
	How secure do you feel?
	Our health.
	How healthy are you?
	And is it because you do what they tell you or is it because you think for yourself?
	Think hard about that.
	Is it the people we trust to manage our affairs so we have fruitful lives and opportunities?
	How opportunistic do you feel?
	How positive to the future do you feel?
	What do your prospects look like?
	Yeah, everything's under control.
	Literally nothing is in control.
	Nothing is working.
	Nothing any fucking where.
	How's school going?
	Oh, the fucking GPAs are lower than ever.
	We've actually got two years of traumatized kids that are several grade points below where they should be.
	Oh, fucking radon.
	That's deadly.
	Awesome.
	So like all of them.
	Oh, yeah, a shitload of kids.
	Like a whole generation of them got fucking.
	Oh, that's great.
	Excellent!
	Excellent!
	Thank you!
	What do they want to do now?
	The experts say what?
	We need a billion Indians now.
	Why?
	When was this debate?
	When was that one, guys?
	Was that between the leafs and the hebs was on by?
	Like, when did they slide that in?
	Oh, yeah.
	And by the way, there's a small, small print.
	We're going to be importing India now.
	So just, you know, get ready for that.
	And proprietary contents.
	And you're like, what's that mean?
	You look that up and it's like, oh, all these other countries too.
	We're just going to pump the whole world into your backyard and price you out of your own existence and then blame you for it and then encourage them to rob and steal and kill you.
	Sweet, right?
	I'm the expert.
	Trust me.
	Trust me.
	I'm on TV.
	I'm on TV.
	I must be a good guy.
	Use your heads.
	Use your heads.
	First question, who thinks the world is ultimately in the grips and power of people that are either A, benevolent, they're generally and truly really good people trying their best and they're looking out for everybody.
	That's scenario one.
	Scenario two, it's a little bit of a back and forth.
	That would be a very chaotic and violent world with a lot of fighting.
	Do you see a lot of that?
	How much opposition is there to anything?
	It's basically NATO versus what's left and a lot of this is contrived nonsense.
	So scenario C would be, it's pretty much totally dominated by evil people that are self-absorbed maniacs that give no cares whatsoever to the plate of ordinary people and will absolutely kill, murder, destroy, burn down countries, assassinate people, let out poisons, test chemicals on people.
	They don't give a fuck about you.
	They do whatever they want.
	They're like emperors.
	Which one of those do you think?
	All the smart people, who knows?
	Hey, which one is it, do you think?
	Let's look outside again.
	Let's see what happens.
	Oh, look, a genocide that no one can stop somehow.
	Jeez, it's fucking weird, right?
	It keeps happening a lot, actually.
	It's option C. So, now that we've reached that obvious baseline conclusion that, yes, the world is controlled and definitely in the wheelhouse of people that are certainly not nice, not good folks, they're jailing people and destroying the lives of folks like Julian Assange.
	Have you ever noticed that all the actual good guys just get fucking destroyed?
	Just attacked mercilessly until they're dead.
	And the ones that stay alive just stay alive to be tortured longer.
	Look what they're doing to that guy.
	He reported American war crimes that were true, so they turned his life into a fucking decades-long public flogging.
	He's lost his mind, I've no doubt, by now.
	Because the good guys are in charge, yes?
	How's about the industrial-scale human trafficking around the world?
	How does something like Mossad Island even get to exist if the good guys are in charge?
	They're not, are they?
	In fact, their power seems to be almost so wide-reaching that there's almost nothing left that they don't influence.
	Totally.
	So, that being said, yes, I'm sure the people on TV are really fighting hard for you when the system has made it very clear to everyone smart enough to notice that anyone that dares get out, you are going to bit, you're getting fucked.
	We're coming for you.
	Don't you worry.
	Something will happen to you, and it will depend on the level of disturbance you cause.
	Fuck around a little bit, we'll fuck you a little bit.
	You want to get rough, we'll get rough too.
	You want to get worse, we'll get worse.
	We'll do this till you die.
	That's the game.
	So the people getting rich on TV and getting they're experts and they're promoted by algorithms and they're partners with these fucking you know international companies that prey on the blood of people.
	Yeah, no, they're they're come on.
	Come on.
	You know, that's they're telling the truth.
	Yes, they are.
	It just permits that for some reason.
	And we're just crazy.
	That's why it destroys us and attacks us and suppresses us and puts us in jail and tries to get us murdered.
	That's because we're just evil.
	I mean, obviously.
	Well, who told you we were evil?
	Oh, the system that I love now.
	That thing that we had agreed upon just two minutes ago was evil.
	Yeah, I agree with it because I'm terrified of it, actually.
	Here's the big truth, Con Inc.
	Let's just be real.
	I'm really scared of it, and I rather would just look away from the things that it does and just stay on its side, and I'll tell myself that I'm the good guy, and I'll just, that's good enough for me.
	And it's easy.
	This is just easier.
	Right?
	You don't have to tell anybody.
	I already know.
	I know exactly what's going on in your head.
	I know exactly what's going on in your head.
	Because I used to think like a coward, like I used to be one, right?
	It's a thing.
	It's a muscle.
	You can train.
	You can get braver.
	You can become more courageous.
	You just start doing things you're scared of.
	Find things you're scared to do and go do those things until you run out of things that make you scared.
	And you'll find, I have a lot of self-confidence now.
	Yep, that's how it works.
	And we have a society built around never being uncomfortable ever.
	They don't like to be, they don't want to be scared.
	They want to be happy all the time to the point that if they're not happy all the time, they need pills.
	They need pills now because they're not happy all the time.
	What level of strength do you suppose these people have?
	Not a lot, right?
	Probably not a lot.
	Oh, trust me, bro.
	When things get what, dude?
	You're afraid people will call you names.
	You're still essentially a six-year-old.
	That's afraid, like, I don't want to wear my duck pants to school.
	The other kids will laugh at me.
	That's you still.
	You're 48, you know?
	It's just amusing, you know?
	It's so obvious.
	It's...
	At times I'm like, they're either, they must be pretending, right?
	They know what's going on.
	They can't be this dumb.
	So it's like you're watching a, it's like you're watching someone completing a puzzle.
	And you're like, are they stalling on purpose or are they retarded?
	They're not retarded.
	Are they stalling on purpose?
	Why don't you want to finish the game?
	Oh, I don't know where this piece goes.
	I don't think it works.
	Oh, yes, you do.
	You know exactly where that piece goes.
	Put it in the puzzle.
	This is what I need.
	I need a scary.
	I need a lair and I need to have these people locked in a cage with me and Phil.
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	And we're just going to put together a little puzzle.
	We're going to have a little bit of fun, Phil.
	Oh, yes, you are not free to leave.
	You are definitely chained to the floor.
	However, complete the puzzle and you may leave.
	Yes, it's quite easy.
	You take this piece and you put it there.
	You take that one and put it anywhere.
	It's a puzzle game.
	It's lots of fun.
	Now do me a favor and put in the next one.
	Why are you hesitating?
	Do you not like the picture that the puzzle is suggesting, sir?
	Well, in that case, your refusal could simply only mean that you are a coward.
	Are you a coward, sir?
	Why won't you put the piece in the puzzle?
	Oh, there's no mistake, I'm afraid.
	Quite not.
	We all thought that once.
	Didn't we, Philip?
	We had our days, we had our nights, we had our doubts, restless nights, back and forth.
	We tossed the turtle!
	It cannot be!
	But sadly, it be.
	We double and triple-checked.
	And every time.
	So if you...
	If you put...
	I mean the aesthetic doesn't really suggest benevolence.
	I admit that I've conceded this all looks quite um I understand, but it's not what it looks like.
	It's to make it look good.
	It's not, I mean...
	He's quite fucked.
	I admit that as well, but...
	Let's...
	Well, we've blown it, Philip.
	We're going to plan B. Lock the gates!
	Lock the doors, everyone!
	We'll do it at gunpoint.
	We'll traumatize them until they break and do it at gunpoint.
	There's no other way.
	The mission must be.
	Completed, Philip, at any cost.
	We almost had them!
	You went and fucked it up!
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	Next!
	And that's how we'll slowly hijack these repeater towers and just flip them to the rebel signal.
	What happened to you, man?
	You used to be so sensible and now you're like an extremist and stuff.
	I don't want to talk about it.
	Just trust me.
	I don't want to think about it anymore than I have to.
	It was dark.
	It was red.
	I don't know.
	It was fucking weird.
	I think they drugged me with something.
	That couldn't have been real.
	I hallucinated that, right?
	How many of you have done that?
	Where you'll uncover, you know, and the real ones, like the sensible ones, the, you know, the people know what I mean.
	There are some pretty crazy conspiracy theories.
	There's some fucking nonsense.
	There's a lot of those.
	But there are some that are disturbing as far.
	Like, they go to very dark places, and it's very difficult to find counter evidence that has enough weight and gravity to put the fire out.
	So you're like, I don't know.
	And then you got to go back and you got to go back and you got to go back.
	And after a while, it's just like, am I just going to ignore that?
	Am I just going to pretend I didn't see that, I guess?
	Or do I just accept that that, I mean, that is what it, that's what's happening, right?
	You know?
	It's like the, it's like, listen, it's like the long rock march of life.
	You could, if you have to, it happens to the strongest men.
	If you have to sit down for a few minutes and take a knee and drink some water and fucking eat a candy bar and just fucking, that's fine.
	Some people take longer.
	Some people struggle longer.
	Some people are really not very good at the ruck march.
	They fucking hate it.
	They suck.
	Their back hurts and they've got arthritis and they're short.
	Like, fucking, fucking, fuck.
	They're just swearing the whole time.
	Goddamn things cutting into my shoulder blades.
	I'm not describing me.
	Fucking fuck.
	Fuck.
	I've got a decade and a half of that to go still.
	I haven't even touched.
	I haven't even gotten down to the hatred reservoir from the army.
	I haven't even opened that box yet.
	It's still sealed.
	It's still sealed.
	Like discharge.
	Canadian Forces Base Petawawa 2017.
	I haven't even opened it.
	I'm just going on shit that's happened recently.
	And some of it way, way back.
	There's countless times where I was like, I will burn down the world for this.
	You know, some kind of fuck job that would blow your mind.
	The army can fuck people like you would not believe.
	Oh my God, my boss was mean.
	Oh, was he mean?
	Was your boss mean to you?
	Is he like sends you to the woods for a month with no food or water in February mean?
	Because mine is.
	Mine's pretty fucking mean.
	You know, like, we would just get abused.
	Like, hours and hours just shifting your weight back and forth in your boots, wrinkling your toes, just, oh my God, I'm so cold.
	I simultaneously want to die as much as I want to kill someone at the same time.
	I think that's why.
	It's like we're hardening them up.
	Why are the men just standing out there in the cold for so many hours, Richard?
	You wouldn't understand.
	You wouldn't understand, Debre.
	We're building a hatred reservoir, barrels deep.
	Barrels deep, you say?
	Yes, barrels deep.
	This is an old English secret.
	How do you think we've dominated the world, Philip?
	Jeffrey?
	Whatever your name was, Bartholomew, perhaps?
	With our polite English sensibilities?
	No, it was barrels of hatred, Geoffrey Philip Bartholomew.
	You see, if you can annoy and frustrate a man quietly, it forms like pressure on a rock, a diamond of pure fucking goddamn you.
	You understand?
	And this could be accessed at any time, and you could just unleash this, you know, powerful weapon upon any foe.
	That was the reason for all of it.
	Everything fucked up that there was just a bunch of British guys being like, fucking God, motherfucker.
	You know, they just traumatized.
	That's our technique.
	When you really break it down, like, what's the Western world's technique into building fighting men?
	Well, we traumatize them.
	That's what we do.
	That's what we're here to do.
	No.
	I go...
	Well, what we do is, first of all, we take them in, and it's kind of like a cult, see?
	We shave all their fucking hair off, and we put them in matching clothes, and we don't even give them names anymore.
	They're just fucking drones.
	And then we scream at them.
	We hit them.
	We threaten them.
	We take away food, shelter from them.
	We expose them to the elements.
	We drag them through mud, wire, razor blades.
	Things like this.
	We shoot guns over their heads.
	We explain in detail how grisly their deaths will be.
	It's just generally a period of foreboding fear.
	What they don't know is that deep down they're building a reservoir of hatred that they will eventually need to unleash upon their foes in the future.
	And through this continued process of abuse and neglect, like the fighting dog, The fucking black guys.
	Michael Vick can tell you all about this.
	That's how you build a fighting dog that wins.
	Not through care and nurturing, but by just torturing the shit out of them.
	And the best part is: the more severe the torture, the greater the yield.
	The stronger the warrior, or the bigger the lawsuit.
	It's a delicate balance, but we strike it well.
	Oh, the army sounds cool.
	I think I want to get in there.
	I think I want to join that.
	That's where I needed to be.
	I want to do all that stuff.
	I remember I was so cold once.
	It was like November.
	And it was like days of this.
	And I was laying in the woods in the muck and the leaves.
	And it's raining.
	And it's like fucking one degree out or zero.
	You know what I mean?
	Like just not cold enough to free.
	And you're fucking soaked.
	And we're laying there for hours.
	And I was like rattling so much I thought I was going to get hurt.
	Like I thought something was going to break in my body.
	I like couldn't stop.
	I was like, this is fucking, it was one of the most miserable I've ever been in my life.
	And there's no idea when that will end.
	It's like this could be all day.
	I have no idea.
	It's enough to drive you fucking insane.
	And that's probably part of the problem.
	I mean, are people just ignoring this whole problem?
	What is wrong with the military, man?
	Well, I mean, you have to traumatize people for starters just to make them functional in your organization.
	Like with a gain, there is also a loss.
	That's how it works, okay?
	You can't make an omelet without cracking a few, you know, mines into MK Ultra psycho killers, okay?
	Listen, you want to win the fucking war or not?
	You're not going to win with a bunch of pussies, are you?
	So we got to smack him around a little bit, you know?
	Not enough to hurt him forever, because he's got to be a fighting dog.
	He's got to fight tomorrow.
	He's got to win.
	He's got to make me money.
	But, you know, enough to really, really, really make him fucking mean, you know?
	Really, really get in there.
	Make him really, like, ruthless.
	Like, I'll, like, you know, I'll drop a nuclear bomb on a city.
	I don't fucking care at all.
	I'm not even going to, I'll laugh.
	I will fucking laugh when I do it.
	Who are these characters running our country?
	Strange, strange ethnic brutality.
	Jimmy Corsetti, the defense minister, apparently, and fucking Lord Bartholomew VIII.
	That sounds a lot better to me than what we have.
	I mean, imagine that was a real option.
	I would say yes.
	Yes to Lord fucking Bartholomew VIII and Jimmy Corsetti, the Italian gangster minister of defense who is a ruler.
	Like, bring that on.
	Let's do that game.
	I would take almost anything over this.
	I'm so tired of this.
	Like, ah, it's the same.
	Can we do something different?
	I'm 38. I've been bored for a while.
	Like, this is stupid.
	This is retarded.
	This is all dumb.
	And I'm just going to keep telling.
	Everyone's going to figure it out.
	I've been screaming for years.
	There's tens of thousands of these people now.
	It's too late.
	The bombs went off.
	There's too many of them.
	Now I'm just sitting back here going, fly fly, my pretty.
	Fan those flames.
	Oh, that's fun.
	That's fun.
	This is the most fun any terrorists have ever had.
	I am the most fun terrorist there's ever been.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I think Pablo Escobar would have loved me.
	I think we would have got along great.
	All of these psycho people, they would have just, they would have been like, yes, I want to kill him, but it does make me laugh.
	He's the idiot, fuck him.
	But, you know, that's a good one.
	It's my survival mechanism.
	Hack and turret.
	Back to, I mean, we got to stick to what's important, guys.
	Hack and turret.
	It's all once we get rid of him.
	It's all better.
	Everything gets better after that.
	Everything goes back to normal for some reason.
	It just does.
	The same people are going to be running to the...
	Jail canteen fun.
	Thank you, sir.
	May need that.
	We may need that.
	Scotian gentleman says, I would give anything to be a private under shoe.
	I don't want to ever do that shit again, man.
	I really don't.
	If I did, I'd be so angry.
	Like, when I first went through the arm, I really enjoyed it a lot of the time, so it was fun.
	It was cool to me.
	It was like, yeah, like this was all I ever wanted to do.
	It was like I got to, I really enjoyed it for a long time.
	First seven or eight years.
	And then things started to turn.
	The noticement started to become problematic.
	What was a minor itch at one stage became a very painful, you know, potentially brain bleed in the back of my head that I could no longer ignore.
	But yeah, I don't ever, if I had to go back and do that shit again, I'd be like, I'm going to be so fucking all the time that I even have to do this.
	And I'd just be so probably really efficient at it because I'd be so dedicated to just, if you're going to make me do this, I'm going to do this so fucking hard.
	You're going to wish a million years you'd never, ever even fucking tried.
	This was the biggest mistake you've ever made.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	When will they understand that?
	You can't do this to us.
	Look at me.
	Like, genetically, what am I probably?
	Probably part Irish.
	I mean, the red Scottish, right?
	When have those people, ever, have you known them to be like, oh, geez, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
	I'll just fuck off right over now.
	If they do say that, it's...
	He's probably going to burn your house down with 16 other guys in about five minutes.
	They are the human embodiment of spite.
	I'll live on fucking nothing but potatoes.
	I'll fucking chew rocks until my teeth are sharp enough to bite your fucking heart out.
	Really?
	Yes, I'm fucking crazy.
	I've got an endless endless barrels of spike.
	They don't just make whiskey in barrels.
	Where do you think this where the fuck do you think the spike barrels come from anyway?
	Did you ever think of that?
	Oh, I knew all about the spite barrels.
	Oh, you did.
	Did you know where they were manufactured, though?
	�� By Cyclone X-Changers!
	Ha ha ha!
	Thank you.
	Who are these gingers?
	We are the Danes.
	Interesting.
	Are you also insane?
	Yes, very.
	Excellent.
	We should all mix together.
	That'd be a great idea.
	Let's create the human embodiment of pain.
	Something like that, yes.
	This is getting off track.
	But really.
	Let's oppress them harder.
	Then they'll learn.
	Yeah, it's just like all the other times we did that, and they totally fucking, oh my God, the most stubborn people in world history ever.
	And they're like, you know, I don't take personal shame in it.
	Yeah, they did eventually lose.
	The Scots did to the English.
	Yeah, they got conquered eventually.
	It took hundreds of years and a number of Lord.
	Like, it should never have taken that long.
	England had way more people and way more money and way more.
	And it was just like, fucking why won't you fucking boston for 200 years of Jesus Christ die already?
	Okay, let's just absorb them and then we'll use their craziness to create and that's and then the British Empire really took off, obviously, right?
	Do you think that was an accident?
	Then when the United Kingdom came together, it was fucking uh-oh, uh-oh.
	They tapped into that gene pool.
	And then it, now we have the lunatics.
	Now we've got the fanatical, the fire breathers.
	They weren't stoppable.
	The French must have been terrified.
	The English have Gene Gerrows.
	They have armies of Gene Gerrows.
	France cannot compete with this.
	We have only the Italians.
	I'm not fucking going.
	Do you fucking war?
	I don't think he's going to come.
	No more wars, please.
	Scotian gentleman says, Frederickian trying to finding booze bags would be fun.
	Trying to find a boozebag.
	We didn't even know where the guys went.
	We just needed to get the truck.
	We knew where the truck was.
	They had keys for it.
	I can't remember the whole.
	It was fucked.
	It was like...
	Like, this isn't my fault.
	I'm just doing what I'm...
	You go talk to the sergeant.
	Go talk to Warrens.
	This is what they told me to do.
	I didn't fucking put it here.
	I didn't have anything to do with this.
	Look at me.
	I'm not fucking going down for this.
	What do I care?
	But still, I'm like, I fucking, you know, I was committed to the cause.
	I was all in.
	It's like, I needed to succeed.
	There was a few times, dude.
	There was a backpack I handled once.
	I don't think I can ever tell that.
	That story's so bad.
	Like, that might incur investigations.
	So I don't know.
	I think some of those guys might still be in the military.
	So I don't want to, you know.
	There was one time I had to get rid of a backpack.
	And it was.
	It wasn't that bad, but it could have been.
	It could have been blown into a really, you know.
	If the media got a hold of this, it could have been quite bad.
	So.
	You know.
	I didn't turn on the fucking army.
	The army turned on me.
	The country turned on us.
	Who's the traitor now?
	Who's the traitor?
	I was always on our team.
	And then you fucking kicked me in the back down a flight of stairs and said, haha, fuck you, faggot.
	And slammed the door.
	And they're like, dude, what the fuck?
	Are you traitor?
	Do you not remember what happened?
	What?
	Are you dumb?
	Are you drunk?
	Did you take more of those pills they were giving you?
	You're doing that, aren't you?
	How's that working, by the way?
	I mean, for a little while, I was kind of afraid to say this because I didn't want to be, you know, dragging, because I don't know a lot about I'm not an expert in pharmacology or any of these drugs or anything, but I know what I've seen and I know what I've experienced.
	And, you know, everybody that I know that has killed themselves was on a bunch of drugs, all of them, every single one.
	So what's that?
	What's going on there?
	Is that something we should talk about or no?
	Why not?
	You don't think so?
	You don't think possibly, maybe?
	Because at the very least, it's not working, is it?
	Because the whole goal is to have them not do that.
	And I just can't help but notice, you're making a lot of money doing this.
	Like billions of dollars Are being made on this little venture, and it doesn't, at bare minimum, I'm not alleging it's killing them, but I am saying it doesn't seem to be making it better, does it?
	And some of the other guys I've seen, they're like, oh, yeah, it's good.
	And then, and then they like a few months later, they got to take twice as many, and then a year later, they got to take twice as many because their brain keeps adapting to it, so they just keep making.
	So the solution to that problem is, oh, the pharmaceutical company makes more money.
	That's how it gets better.
	We're just going to give you more of the shit that's not working.
	Okay.
	And what's the side effects?
	Who knows or cares?
	Cool.
	Okay.
	I like seeing this happen to the guys I love.
	This is wonderful.
	Oh, who killed themselves this week?
	Oh, yeah.
	Right on.
	Yeah.
	How many prescriptions was he on?
	11. Wow.
	Incredible.
	How come nobody's talking about that?
	We are here to help.
	I don't feel helped.
	Do you guys feel helped?
	Who feels helped?
	I don't feel very helped.
	I feel very abused and used and taken advantage of and treated like a fucking sucker my whole life is how I feel because that's what happened because that's what's true.
	And when you stop behaving that way, when your mindset changes to, oh, okay, I'm not playing this game.
	I'm not being a victim my whole life.
	I'm not putting up with this shit anymore.
	I'm fucking, no, no, hell no.
	Well, now you're in a game.
	Now you're in a war, and it's forever.
	So those are the two teams, really.
	Blair Cottrell had a great post about this recently.
	I'm just going to paraphrase.
	I can't remember exactly a couple days ago about how they say, oh, it's the left versus the right.
	And that's not even accurate at all anymore.
	It excludes wide sections of people that are involved.
	It's the people that are comfortable with or for whatever reason are obedient to the system, to the globe, the way things are and the way they're going and the current thing and all of that.
	And the ones that aren't.
	That's it.
	That's the real fight.
	Can he...
	It doesn't matter who you are.
	We all know where the hot zones are on the battlefield, don't we?
	Where's all the hot landing zones, guys?
	Where are the certain areas that you're not of wrong think and wrong speech are you not supposed to go to?
	Or what happens if you go there?
	What happens if you get close to going there?
	What happens if you just talk about going there?
	You start drawing enemy fire, and it gets more intense the closer you get.
	Don't you?
	So what's that about?
	What do you think that is?
	That's for your own safety, right?
	For your own safety, if you try to go to certain places intellectually, we'll ruin your life.
	For your own safety, we'll ruin your life.
	We're protecting you and everyone else from you by destroying you because we're helping, because we're benevolent type A scenario people.
	We're all wonderful human beings doing our very, very best to make sure everybody has what they need.
	Using our immense power and influence to just really make sure everybody has what they need.
	I mean, I've got a new pool and a new, you know, Mercedes.
	Going to Europe soon.
	Got a couple of conferences.
	Taxpayers are going to be paying for that.
	I'm going to be staying at all these resorts and hotels.
	I'm going to be drinking like every fucking night with all of these other amazing politician people from all over the world.
	And we're all just going to be like, oh my God, isn't it amazing to fucking steal from people?
	And they're going to be like, yes, he's so great.
	I love stealing from people.
	Oh, we're so rich.
	This is amazing.
	And they're not rich.
	Like, they're not rich at all.
	That's nothing.
	Like, billions of dollars is nothing.
	That's not anything anymore.
	If you're not a billionaire, you're not even on the board.
	You don't even fucking matter.
	Your power level is so small that you might as well be an ant.
	It's very difficult for regular people to even be able to compete.
	Very difficult.
	Like, the best you'll get is somebody like Elon Musk, who's like lukewarm to the idea of, well, maybe some people should be able to be like, fuck you at least.
	Well, maybe they could...
	They could, like...
	Give you the finger...
	Okay.
	Like, it's better than nothing, I guess, but, like...
	There's not going to be...
	Imagine that.
	There aren't, are there?
	So you can stop hoping for that to happen.
	So that means the only real way that any kind of power can be generated to such a degree that it could contend enough to exist and not be killed immediately is if enough people collectivized and worked together with a shared vision and purpose.
	That's the only way that would work.
	And that's why they say no one's allowed.
	Why do you think they got angry when people started making friends?
	It was literally called the Find Your Friends campaign.
	And they started saying, we're building terrorist cells.
	Like, that's how they already, they saw two pieces go bloop, bloop, and they called the fucking police immediately.
	And all of our people are like, why the fuck was this crazy?
	Because they have no ill intentions.
	They're not anything.
	But they know what's happening.
	The enemy knows what's happening.
	They see that it's, uh-oh, it's the immune system is responding, and the white blood cells are collecting, and they're organizing.
	It's starting.
	Call the authority.
	Oh, no, I was told I have to call if something like this happens.
	They're not protecting anyone from, hey, they're protecting themselves.
	They're protecting the system that they're a part of for themselves From genuine, real popular dissent.
	And they call themselves, we're the, how they're the traitor.
	No, no, this is Canada fighting back and organizing itself.
	And you're like, fuck you.
	Who the fuck are you?
	Oh, so you're not one of us, I see.
	Interesting.
	Let's see.
	What does your passport say?
	I thought as much.
	I thought so much.
	What does your passport say?
	Oh, look at that.
	And yours?
	Again, wow.
	There's a lot of people that are not from here running the country, isn't there?
	I wonder why it's being managed so poorly and in the interest of people that don't give a fuck about this place.
	I wonder how that could be.
	Could it be because it's run and managed by a bunch of people that aren't us and seem to be fine with pillaging the fucking place?
	Could that be possible?
	That's him!
	I don't know.
	That's hell.
	AMT60 says, I listen to your podcast when I'm driving, walking.
	You motivate me to want to get in shape.
	Good, man.
	You should.
	Everyone should.
	He says, it bothers me that immigrants get paid 70% of their wages by government, and now white people can't even get jobs now.
	It should bother you.
	It's really insane.
	And again, who was that?
	Was that anybody's election platform?
	They were like, the Cope, the Con Inc.
	Cope Club.
	The CICC.
	They're a part of Circulon, the Con Inc.
	Cope Club.
	Sick?
	The Sick Cirques, they call them.
	Sick Circs.
	God.
	I can't...
	I got two jokes crossed off in my head at the same time.
	Yeah, it should bother.
	It should bother everyone.
	Troyboy.
	Thank you, Circus.
	The devastating amount of retribution that should be delivered is unfathomable.
	What do you do?
	They're demanding your surrender is what it is.
	And they call you, you're the crazy person for being outraged that people are getting murdered.
	What?
	The gaslighting is insane.
	It's the most powerful psyop conditions in human history.
	So anybody that's not involved and inside of it, you should count yourself lucky or privileged or something because it's got a lot of people.
	And you're like, you'll have to just accept that to be a part of it.
	Oh, it's okay if we do horrible things all the time to our own people.
	It's fine.
	it's totally okay because otherwise I might have to not I'd have to stop watching Netflix and being drunk all the time and I don't want to do that I mean I'm What kind of people are these cops?
	I'm on the front lines all the time.
	I know what's going on out there.
	So you should know better than anyone.
	Obviously, this isn't going in the right direction, is it?
	Really, boys?
	Are you really going to sit there with a straight face and tell me things are under control right now?
	The security and policing situation in Canada is on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best it's ever been and zero being end of the nation.
	Where would you say we're at right now?
	Is it a 10?
	Can we agree it's probably not a 10?
	Probably not a 10. What about a 9?
	Does it feel like a 9?
	Like, all in all, I know, that can't be right.
	No, I wouldn't say that would be.
	I'm going on public opinion, like how people generally feel, how safe it is out there.
	I see people every day.
	The other day, this woman's posting like, nobody is safe in Toronto.
	And it's just headline, headline, headline, headline.
	Woman attacked, woman attacked, girl attacked, woman attacked, girl missing, woman attacked.
	Like, it's just open fucking season.
	So it's probably not an eight, right?
	It's probably not.
	I mean, to be at an eight, I think you couldn't have that going on.
	So now we're down to seven.
	Is it a seven?
	Seven's generally good, but not great.
	I didn't think I'd go lower than that, actually.
	There's all those Ethiopian machete fights and the Indian gang war happening across the country, the drive-by shootings and killings and explosions and all that.
	So that's probably not a seven.
	We're getting close to like third world, like Latin America territory where there's so much crime and gang warfare and murder and violence and drug overdose and drug control.
	We're pretty much a Latin American country now, right?
	I'd say.
	We are being mogged by El Salvador.
	El Salvador.
	So where are we at?
	What are we, a three?
	A four?
	Is that the general out of 10?
	Do you guys feel like that's an acceptable score?
	Is that good enough?
	More importantly, what would you say the score was five years ago?
	Ten years ago?
	20 years ago?
	25 or more years ago?
	30 years ago?
	There are ups and downs, sure.
	It's the ebb and flow.
	It's the way every market and system works in the world.
	Nothing is linear ever, anywhere.
	It doesn't exist.
	However, over time, you can see a pattern emerge.
	Which way is it going?
	Up or down.
	Up or down.
	It just heckin'turned out.
	Up or down.
	They're all a part of it.
	They're all a part of it.
	All of them.
	None of them.
	They're all enjoying the benefits of being a part of it and accepted within it.
	They're not stopping shit.
	They are it.
	And they're richer than they've ever been in their lives.
	See you in hell.
	See you in hell.
	Can I make you an offer?
	You gotta use.
	I kept my eyes on you cause I tell you that you lose.
	And you can come with me to a place you know so well.
	I will take you to the valley gates of hell.
	Hell!
	See you in hell, my friend.
	I see you in hell.
	See you in hell, my friend.
	I see you in hell.
	Classic old school ragecast song.
	Larry the loons is looking forward to meeting you in the hammer.
	Some people work out for the summer bod.
	I work out for you.
	Or no, so you and Philip won't fat shame me in front of everyone on the stage.
	All my kingdom.
	Don't make me stoop to this.
	Don't make me stoop to this.
	You can take it anytime that you need.
	You can steal up my rope.
	All you've got to do is be.
	Just sitting up front, 500 pounds.
	See you in hell, my friend.
	I see you in hell.
	Am I a joke to you?
	Why would you disrespect me like this in my own house?
	Come to me!
	I will take it down!
	This is strange behavior.
	Oh, we're just being silly now.
	We can go back to the murder and the death and all the horrible stuff.
	They get all those emojis over there rumbled now.
	It's crazy.
	It's kind of reminding me of D-Live a little bit.
	Remember, D-Live was amazing.
	For the first year that it was up, dude, it was the best.
	It was the best.
	They would have made so much fucking money.
	Those idiots, I wonder what they bought them out for.
	Oh, I've been saying this for years.
	If anybody ever figures this out, if you just had a streaming platform that allowed all the bad guys, you know, just let them do it.
	Let them do whatever they want.
	And just don't buckle.
	Take the money from the audience, from all the, you would have one of the biggest, like, if it was good, it was any way competitive.
	Like, D-Live was pretty good.
	It worked pretty well.
	The phone app was just emerging.
	It started to work pretty good.
	It's like, this could be good.
	And everybody's audiences were intermingling.
	Like, the whole, it just blew the doors off of a lot of people making connections and stuff.
	And I was like, ooh, this could.
	And then one day, everyone was banned.
	One day, everyone was banned.
	Because January 6th.
	And I was like, I'm in Canada and I wasn't even...
	I wasn't even talking about it.
	I what?
	That was my first indication I'm on some sort of somebody's list.
	Because when they wiped out all the Americans that were, they got me too.
	Like, what the fuck did I do?
	What did I do?
	All you say is are you all white?
	Oh, I see.
	Yes.
	Yes, that.
	Very well!
	I shall become more extreme!
	Extreme more.
	Twice, thrice.
	four times as nice.
	You know, Philip, when we start rhyming, that's when the murder really begins.
	You don't want me to drop these sick beats?
	I'll straight murder you.
	On the mic!
	Bitch!
	Bitch!
	Oh, it's Friday.
	I guess we've had many delays, so Evan Balgord's poopy dildo will hopefully.
	God, that's fucking gross.
	Why the f***?
	It took a significant amount of time to recover because that was significantly horrible.
	That's the most disgusting of all the I mean it's been years and it's not it it's it's just it's so I can't do it I'm no we're just it didn't happen it never happened terrible lies it's not CPC
	jagoff bros are gonna sound like the morons that still bring up Harper 10 years exactly that's exactly what they're gonna do for a while for a little while and the CPC will do what they can to maintain their fucking nonsense they'll keep pumping their time that's when they'll start paying them when they need them to really shill that's when they're gonna start getting paid and then they will literally so that's the that's the future ahead for the con Inc shills they're all aspiring shill lets I'll call them they're not paid shills yet they're little shill lets they haven't they haven't they've just hatched they're just little shillets just
	a little bunch of shillets look at those little shillets Susan come here look at these little shillets when they grow up they could be really nice shills That will happen when the new regime gets in and things start to get a little wobbly.
	And right when it's like, oh, we could use a hey, oh, look who's in the inbox.
	Have you considered working for us formally?
	Can we interest you in some money to shitle?
	Can you?
	That's what most of them will do.
	So when you see that happen, just remember who told you first where that was going to happen.
	Or they're going to have to be like, and then they're going to go, oh, man, they were right the whole time.
	And I'm going to be like, oh, no.
	It's like, I've been playing this game for seven years in a row, and you just started like 10 minutes ago.
	And I was like, it's not how you beat level four.
	Level four.
	No, you got to go that way.
	You got to go that way.
	And then finally they do.
	I fucking, yeah, I know.
	I fucking said that a long time ago, but you were calling me racist, so I don't know.
	I don't feel bad for you.
	Oh, no.
	I'm again.
	Keep your heads on a swivel says they won't do war.
	The playoffs are on bro.
	No, the war won't be until probably the fall.
	I think the election's what's going to trigger it.
	I don't think.
	That's a last-ditch effort.
	They're in such a corner.
	This feels like a game of Tetris that's out of control.
	That's what it feels like.
	Do I even have...
	We're going to have to go to the YouTube Creativity Factory now.
	See what kind of story time music they have.
	Nightmarish?
	I don't know.
	I don't know from what nightmarish story time music.
	Lil Shillets.
	You don't need to go there.
	Not yet.
	Not yet.
	Billy Bob says, I give money.
	Thank you, sir.
	I appreciate that.
	Just my stupid opinion says, Sam Hyde's quote live.
	Quote lives rent-free in my head.
	They want you dead, broke, your children raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.
	It is a great quote.
	It was one of the first ones that went around.
	He was 100% right.
	That is the, they do think it's funny.
	They're having fun with it.
	There's people openly celebrating a lot of this stuff.
	If you know where to look, people know I'm not lying.
	They know it's like, dude, we can show it to you.
	And like, well, if I show it to me then, I'm like, I don't really want because I know you're not going to believe it anyway.
	We've already been through this.
	Like, I've been at this for a while.
	I've done this already.
	What will happen is I'll show it to you, and you'll scramble and flail and go, oh, well, that's only because that's out of context, and you'll do the rationalization, and this goes on and back and forth, and you get mad, and you fucking run away.
	So I don't want to show it.
	I don't care, really, if you believe me or not at this point.
	I know what's real, okay?
	We all know what's going on, but other people don't.
	Listen, you're down there playing in a puddle with a diaper on, okay?
	Nobody's even bothering you.
	They're giving you ice cream.
	I'm a rabbit all.
	Aren't you, though?
	Aren't you?
	Yeah, there's bad folks out there.
	They have to be to do the things on the scale that they do.
	It's...
	Yeah, so that's...
	Oh, right.
	That was story time.
	Could be nightmarish story time.
	Do you want to do nightmarish story time?
	Or no, it says night wish.
	Not nightmarish.
	Cool.
	Oh, that doesn't sound good.
	This sounds like a little more exciting.
	It doesn't sound as hopeless as I initially maybe could have thought.
	Maybe this puts a positive spin on it.
	Maybe this is Divine.
	This is Phillips intervention.
	Phil, is this what you did?
	Was this your doing?
	Oh, no, that's the wrong one.
	Right, we've got to do this one.
	This was the music you've chosen.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, they backed themselves up.
	They're in such a quarter.
	I don't understand how we get to the next phase of.
	Because the world order is obviously going to change.
	I don't.
	How can't it?
	But for that to happen at this point now, there's like, you ever play Tetris?
	You remember that game when we were kids?
	I still play it sometimes.
	It's fucking.
	I heard a story once that's claimed the Russians invented.
	I think this might even be true.
	The Russians invented it so that it would like sap the attention.
	People would just get addicted to play this game like a couple hours a day.
	And all those couple hours a day will eat up this much hours and time and days of work productivity per year and so on.
	So it's like the Russians, it was a weird attempt to siphon off 1% of their GDP or something.
	I'm like, they probably would.
	The Russians are fucked like that.
	I will do anything.
	I will fuck you up.
	I will give you a poison mind video games.
	Like, yeah, they will.
	They would.
	Of course they would.
	But the game, it feels like, you know, when it's under control, you're making the blocks, you know, it's going well.
	Everything's fine.
	Then it gets a little faster.
	You'll make one or two mistakes.
	It's not a big deal.
	You can fix it.
	But eventually, there's a lot of mistakes.
	There's a lot of mistakes now.
	And they're coming fast.
	You don't have a lot of time to react.
	And one whole side of the board is walled off.
	You can't even get in there now.
	You've got to somehow, you've only got a couple of lines to work with now.
	And we don't have a lot of time, you know?
	Where do we start?
	Choose your own adventure story.
	You have selected Shit is fucked up beyond all belief scenario.
	We have banking financial collapse across the Western world, combined with mass importation of foreign alien peoples, in a number that will absolutely statistically crash and destroy the infrastructure needed to maintain order in these civilizations.
	At the same time, the food supplies are being attacked, destroyed, burned, and blocked by nefarious billionaires across the world.
	And did we mention nuclear powers teeter on the verge of war?
	At the same time, the global economy depends on it.
	Too many people owe too many other people too much money, and they can't default on the debt, so war is the only option.
	Also, did I forget to mention, fertility has dropped 87%?
	The future is in doubt.
	Will the grid flail?
	By the way, there are solar mass ejections occurring that may wipe out the power grid for decades!
	There's a lot going on!
	This isn't exactly easy mode!
	Oh good, look Phil, the government wants to put us in jail for the rest of our lives for talking about it!
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Mario's death
	Oh, there it is.
	I think I just cranked it.
	Is that what happened?
	I don't know what happened there.
	I pressed.
	Huh.
	Yeah, I went right to crazy loud.
	My bad.
	We got out of control there, Phil.
	I pressed the forbidden hotkey that sometimes, for reasons unknown, normally it's the microphone, but now it's the desktop audio.
	Do you see what I mean?
	Who are these gremlins?
	Is this the CIA?
	Like, we're just going to remap his hotkeys.
	And then slowly over time drive him insane.
	Like, we're just going to remap his hotkeys.
	Because it's the end key.
	And they keep making me press.
	What are you trying to say?
	Is this some kind of...
	Is this a threat?
	They knew I would map it to that key.
	Trying to get in my head.
	It's not going to work.
	This is a weird stream, though.
	I have to start from the beginning now.
	Blue their speakers up.
	Probably, yeah.
	Probably.
	It wasn't supposed to do that, Phil.
	Normally it just goes to the other side.
	And now it doesn't happen.
	Look, I'll show you if you don't believe me.
	Look at this.
	You see?
	This is my thing.
	There it is.
	Look.
	Look, see?
	No problems.
	I'll press the end key.
	Oh, look.
	See, now it's at zero.
	Well, it's at the wrong screen, so you can't see it, but look, it's at zero.
	Other times it does nothing.
	I'll drag it back.
	See?
	Same situation.
	I'll press it again.
	Oh, now it did.
	I don't know what's going on.
	Do I look like a man put a pork in the door?
	It's a dog chasing cars.
	Chaos.
	Disrupt.
	Disrupt the system.
	And it will fail on its own.
	It's too crooked to live.
	It's too evil to be permitted.
	It must be destroyed.
	Keep your heads on the swivels.
	They don't do war on the playoffs.
	I think the fall is going to get weird.
	All of those things I mentioned, plus the election is threatening to tear America apart.
	There's so many things on the horizon at once that are like if any one of these things comes to fruition, it's a fucking global disaster.
	If any one of them happens, and they're all fairly likely to happen, oh, this looks like the four horsemen, doesn't it?
	It's Argon Hall and everything's all happening now at once.
	Good gracious.
	That's all it means, guys.
	The four horsemen.
	They're trying to warn you in the most dramatic or over-the-top way possible.
	It's like, listen, if you've got, like, wars and disease and everybody's got no food and shit and everything.
	Yeah, it's bad.
	Yeah, you're going to be in for it.
	It's pretty bad.
	It's a bad.
	That's not a good thing.
	All that pestilence.
	Whatever it is.
	Sometimes I think these maniacs, and I don't know, I wouldn't be surprised.
	I think sometimes some of these maniacs, you see them, especially when they start talking about their religious beliefs, they're fucking crazy.
	They're insane, man.
	Some of these powerful people that run the world, they're out of their minds.
	It's crazy.
	That's frightening that someone like that level of power and influence is this unhinged.
	Oh, boy.
	Hurl Defiance says wars in 2024 make no sense unless corporate greed is involved.
	Who really runs the world, not the politicians.
	No, they're the middlemen.
	They're just the management.
	They sell out their own people for peanuts, which is like millions of dollars.
	So the billionaires can make billions of dollars.
	They're like little jester henchmen.
	They're not even a big deal.
	They're basically meaningless and they're replaceable.
	There's an infinite amount of them.
	All you have to do is find somebody relatively acceptably attractive looking.
	They don't have to be, I mean, at least a six.
	You know what I mean?
	We'll do now.
	We have very low standards.
	So you can, you can't be hideous.
	You can't be ugly, but you can be, you know, we can work on it.
	We'll, you know, oh my God, you biceps.
	You know, we'll do something.
	We'll do something to make you appeal to people.
	And you'll just need some basic training, some, you know, you'll have to some prepared phrases you'll have to remember.
	We'll take care of that.
	We'll have a staff for that.
	You'll have speech writers.
	You'll have, you know, coach therapists and speech trainers and all that stuff.
	And basically, you're an actor.
	And that's it.
	So we'll give you a lot of money.
	You'll make millions of dollars, too.
	And you'll get to feel really important, and people will follow you around and kiss your butt and be like, oh, my God, you're amazing.
	Like, there's a lot of, you know, for a little tiny slug like you, this is a big deal.
	For a small-minded, little, you know, burned-out light bulb of a fucking loser slug like you, oh, yes, this is very impressive, I'm sure, in your mind.
	You'll never be able to resist this offer.
	How many people want that?
	How many, I mean, Jesus Christ.
	You see how many people around this country are like want to be politicians?
	They're all like, me, I want it.
	I fucking want it.
	There's no shortage of them, right?
	Oh, geez, where will we find?
	Do you think the people that have been in charge lately, especially, are like irreplaceable?
	Not only did the world not end, the enemy's agendas are actually being implemented faster than ever within Neptune.
	They're just buffoons that do what they're told.
	And then when everybody wants to murder them because they're so horrible, they just replace them with another buffoon with a new paint job and they start over again.
	The pressure valve gets released.
	We go back to work and we keep working on the fucking plan.
	We just keep repeating this process.
	We just keep repeating this process.
	I'm going to sell it and they do it for nothing.
	A few million dollars.
	A tiny sliver, like literally crumbs.
	Some of these people made millions of dollars off the pandemic, right?
	Like maybe $2 million, $5 million, $20 million.
	Like, oh my God, it made a fortune.
	$20 million is nothing.
	The people that really made the money off the pandemic, we're talking like hundreds of billions of dollars.
	$20 million.
	We're talking like the economy of Canada.
	They basically acquired Canada.
	That's how much money that was made.
	I think it's trillions of dollars.
	It was the biggest transition of wealth in human history, by the way.
	The amount of money that was siphoned off from the bottom third of the population was extracted up to the top, you know, less than 1% of the population.
	Like an insane amount of money, more than ever in history.
	More than the 2008 collapse, more than the wars, more than ever.
	It was a massive robbery.
	Massive, massive robbery.
	Oh, but that's just my opinion.
	If you listen to the people that stole from you, they'll say, no, no, he's the bad man.
	I would never do that.
	We'd never do that.
	As they float in their new pool with their, you know, their landlord complexes and their fucking business ventures and their stock options and their fucking, yeah.
	Just like every other average normal Canadian doing a public service job.
	I'd fucking do it too.
	Sir, we're here to debate the economy.
	Oh, this is about the economy.
	Trust me.
	I'm just curious as to why you believe, and I'm taking this at that.
	You've never protested against this to be your silent consent of this practice.
	Why it is you believe, sir, or madam, probably madam.
	They're either mostly all women or effeminate men, or they're basically women anyway.
	Madams, Gigiers, they thems.
	Why do you feel like it's appropriate for you to live like a prince?
	You're a public servant.
	You're nothing but a representative, a voice of a constituency of people somewhere.
	You're not a king.
	Are you?
	Do you think you're a king?
	Do you think you're some kind of royalty?
	Do you believe yourself a lord?
	Are you these people's lords?
	Is that what this is?
	Is that why you need to have a Porsche?
	Because you're a lord?
	No.
	Is that what's going on?
	Are they your serfs?
	So all the people you represent, because you used to be poor, right?
	You used to, and then you became a politician, and now you're rich, and they're still poor, though.
	Weird, you know?
	The people that you came from, they're all still poor, and they're doing worse than ever.
	But you're doing awesome.
	So you see how this looks?
	This is two plus two equals four level obvious.
	So I'm just curious why, and then I'll cede the rest of my time, Mr. Speaker, why you think you deserve three, four, five times the income and economic advantage than every other person in this country?
	Do you believe that's what you're worth?
	That's the service and value that you bring to them?
	Can I just get an answer on the record, please?
	I'm super special and amazing.
	And that's why I need to have $20 million.
	What's your answer to this?
	Why can't you do that job for $65,000?
	Why not?
	That's not enough to live on.
	That's what most people are living on.
	Yes, it is.
	Apparently, right?
	What I'm asking is, why do you get to be comfortable?
	Because where I'm from, in reality, and man world, at least where our people come from, is that the leaders eat last.
	They eat last.
	In fact, they serve their troops first.
	And sometimes there's no food left for them at all, so they just don't eat.
	So if someone has to suffer, they're the ones that do it on their behalf.
	that's what's supposed to happen.
	If someone has to land on the razor wire, they do it.
	So their guys can get across.
	They'll sacrifice their bodies so they can get.
	That's not why.
	It doesn't seem to be what's happening here, is it?
	They're richer than they've ever been, and people are dying in the streets like you've never seen ever in this country.
	Yes, yes, let's listen to them.
	Let's listen to them.
	And let's take them seriously.
	And let's congratulate everybody, the boot-lucking power worshipers that perpetuate the authority and the moral righteousness of this fucking murder system we live in.
	Good for you.
	How fucking courageous.
	Where are you going to put your YouTube plaque on the wall behind you so everyone can see how successful at YouTube you are?
	Is that what you're going to do with it?
	Are you going to put how many Twitter followers you have on your resume?
	Is that what you're going to do with that?
	I think it bothers them so much that I have so little respect for them and I can articulate it in such a precise way why that is.
	And so many people will agree with me because it's unassailably true logic.
	That's probably why.
	I would be mad about that too if someone just kept setting me on fire with a flamethrower and there was nothing I could do about it.
	I'd be pretty upset about that too.
	Or maybe I'd eventually start to be like, why is he doing that?
	No.
	I would never, I'm never wrong.
	God's chosen bulldozer says, can I apply for the Pantera Support Club?
	The bidding starts at $500, okay?
	It's just been five years of this.
	It's Pantera.
	Please, let me go.
	Sometimes we must play other music, please, for the love of God.
	Keep your heads on a swivel says, when's the sun taking out the live stream?
	Well, it could be the allegedly you'll be able to see the Aurora Borealis, the northern lights tonight, now, maybe, I don't know, in a lot of the northern hemisphere, almost all of Canada, I think.
	I've seen it before in Saskatchewan, but it's not too crazy, but enough that it's cool.
	It's not like north, north, north, like the Arctic.
	But yeah, because of this solar ejection, it's going to be a thing.
	And the risk is, I mean, it could happen.
	That's a real risk that a lot of scientists are like, people should be paying attention to this.
	And yeah, that's another thing.
	Oh, by the way, the sun is doing this thing where it fucking wigs out and goes like it does this every so many years, and then it just starts firing off energy bursts like crazy.
	And the last time it happened was in the 1800s, so the damage was minimal.
	It did just like set, you know, like telegraph stations on fire and, you know, the very minimal electronics and stuff that we had, telegraph machines, those got fucked.
	But, I mean, other than that, it was just a weird light show and some things broke and everybody was like, that was fucking weird and crazy.
	You know, birds probably acted weird or something, right?
	That would fucking destroy civilization if it happened now.
	The power grids would cease to function.
	All of the satellites in the sky would fail.
	Everything with a battery, everything with electricity would stop working permanently at once at the same time.
	That could happen tomorrow.
	That could happen next week.
	It could happen next month.
	It could happen next year.
	But the sun, he's doing it right now.
	Like he's threatening to do it.
	So I don't know.
	He's mad about something.
	Maybe the Aztecs were right.
	Maybe we're not killing enough pedophiles.
	Maybe that's what the Aztecs were doing.
	Anybody ever asked them?
	Did anybody ever ask the Aztecs who they were sacrificing every day?
	Listen, they sacrificed a lot of people, but did anybody ever ask them, do they have a serious Mossad Island-level pedophile problem?
	Because if they did, I would say, listen, if you're going to be ripping the hearts out of, you know, beating hearts out of people and sacrificing them so the sun doesn't murder you because it doesn't tolerate mass levels of pedophiles.
	And the Aztecs just figured this out.
	It's the science.
	It's trust, the science.
	They were really into astrology and they figured out that's the one thing the sun hates more than anything.
	And he gets really upset.
	And if there's too many pedos, he just fucking burns it.
	He's going to huff and puff and he's going to cook the earth.
	The Aztecs used to have a space age society.
	And the sun was so devastating it reduced them to rubbles and pyramids.
	So now they're just like, we never want to draw the ire of the sun again.
	Told us specifically why after it happened.
	That's where the meme with the sun and the sunglasses, it's going to put sunglasses on and start physically talking to everyone from the sky, just like the pictures we drew when we were kids.
	I don't know what kind of accent it would have, but I assume it's going to tell us.
	I had to destroy everything because there's too many pedophiles.
	Sorry, guys.
	Anyway, go rebuild civilization or don't.
	I don't care.
	But you do that again.
	I'm just going to keep doing it.
	I'm just going to keep destroying everything you have every time you do this.
	Every time you keep creating technology and using it to put things in your butt, I'm just going to go, nope, and I'm going to burn everything right out.
	I'm going to reset you to the Stone Age in one day, every time.
	Stop.
	Stop it.
	You guys really need to listen to the sun.
	Stop it.
	If you keep doing this every time, you get technology and I'm watching it and I'm the sun and I'm like, listen, I like power and technology.
	I'm literally made out of like an endless energy ball.
	I heat the fucking, I'm amazing.
	I'm the sun.
	So I'm interested in what you're doing.
	It's kind of cute.
	But you keep using it for asses.
	Oh, why?
	So much?
	The sodomy.
	And then the children get involved.
	And I'm like, I don't want to watch it because the sun, being a being of energy, can see everything that happens on the internet.
	It can see it all, whether it wants to see it or not.
	So one way or the other, the sun is putting a stop to this.
	If we don't stop this craziness, this global Weimar nonsense, the sun is going to step in.
	It's going to step in and hit the reset button, and I'd like to avoid that.
	So barring any better theories, unless anybody else has a fucking better idea what's going on, I think we nailed it.
	I think that's exactly what's happening.
	So we've got to get all the perpetrators from Mossad Island, and we got to rip their hearts out while they're still alive on top of an Aztec sacrificial pyramid.
	And then we'll avoid the internet apocalypse.
	Nobody else literally no one else has a single idea.
	There's no defense against this.
	I have this.
	It's worth a fucking try.
	Fine.
	I relent.
	You know?
	It's worth a fucking try.
	You just know the internet's such a crazy place.
	You just know there's somebody in the chat that's like, finally some fucking sun worshipping.
	It's about fucking time these guys figured it out.
	Fuck.
	Please sun, don't destroy the stream.
	That's the only thing that can stop us is the sun itself, and I'm concerned he might.
	The sun might shut us down.
	No one else can.
	The sun, though, he's got the reset button, and he's thinking about using it.
	So we better get to work, guys.
	He's getting cranky.
	He's getting right out of patience.
	Merck says, I've certainly been there, been the grasshopper and now doing the grasshoppering.
	I know what you mean.
	What I always tell people struggling with image like I have is and still do is progress, not perfection.
	That's right.
	Just do, just try and do better than you're doing right now and just keep doing that.
	That's all you got to do.
	Eventually you'll, when you learn to, yeah, enjoy that you're going in a direction.
	That's another thing that we've talked about where a lot of these guys that are blackpilled is fucking hopeless and overdue.
	Well, that's because you're sitting around, you're doing nothing.
	You're not even trying.
	If you're trying to do something, if you were working on something, if you had some plan, some direct, you would have a purpose.
	You would have something to at least give it a shot.
	And that would save you from the despair.
	You see?
	Because, and there's no way to know for sure, but let's say somehow you did know, and it's mathematically impossible for you to win.
	So why not fight anyway?
	That's more, that's a better life than misery and hopelessness and despair.
	That's a better way to go.
	That's 101.
	That's what we do.
	That's what we've always done.
	Thank you.
	That's everybody, like, think of all these guys that have anybody, and I always, these stories are always the scariest to me because it's so real and it's like the true accounts of this kind of shit happening.
	Where there's guys, like, surround, there's like 20 of them surrounded.
	The enemy's everywhere.
	It's a matter of time.
	Like, it's over.
	You know what I mean?
	And they're like, well, if we surrender, they'll kill us.
	So we might as well just fight them to the death.
	It's like, how do you, this is, you're, you're going to be, you're going to be dead in about 10 minutes.
	How do you want the last 10 minutes to go?
	Because you have no choice either way.
	In 10 minutes, you're dead.
	You know, micro, macro, you only get one life.
	You're here today.
	You don't know when it's over.
	How do you want to live?
	Do you want to live like this?
	Do you want to live in fear and just trembling and waiting for the end?
	Like, there's nothing I can do.
	I'm just going to wait to die.
	Because that's what you're doing.
	When you do this, like, it's pointless.
	Well, then you're just being like, what are you, being a hedonist and just eating grapes and fucking masturbating?
	I'm just waiting to die.
	That can't be fun.
	The SS cheeseburger.
	What kind of life is that?
	Are you going to feel good about that when it's over?
	Are you going to be like, I fucking kicked ass.
	I was really good at video games.
	Right?
	Because the destination, if the destination is the same regardless, why not, you know, then that's the part.
	That would be the point of your life then.
	It wouldn't be where you're going to end up because you're going to end up in the same place anyway.
	It would be, what did you do?
	How did you get there?
	How did you carry yourself?
	What decisions did you make?
	What did you do with it?
	What did you do with the time you had?
	Let's see you spend resources wisely.
	Let's see what you're about.
	Let's see what you care about.
	Let's see what you're made of.
	Let's see what kind of person you are.
	What if that's the whole purpose?
	What's that the whole point?
	I've been pondering this for years since I was like, I don't know when.
	A long time.
	People are always like, it's a big question, right?
	I like to think about weird, crazy stuff.
	People think about it all the time.
	They'll laugh.
	Like, you've never thought of this?
	Any thinking person?
	Like, what are we doing here?
	What is this?
	What is the point of this?
	What is this?
	What are we?
	What is going on?
	Right?
	How did we get here?
	How?
	What?
	How?
	How?
	If there's any purpose to it at all, and I think there is, there's a lot of incredible things about reality and physics and the universe to be like, there's no way this just, I just appeared one day.
	Yeah, it kind of appears that way, which is insane and impossible.
	Bing!
	There you go.
	Existence.
	Like, what?
	So is this some kind of program?
	Are we in some sort of, and then that's where simulation theory comes in, which doesn't really conflict much with a lot of people's religious beliefs.
	Like, what's the difference?
	Yeah, God is who created the simulation, obviously, right?
	If that's what it is, I'm not saying it is or it isn't.
	I'm just saying the both theories, there's no conflicts here.
	Both could be true at the same time.
	And traditionally, religious people will say, well, yeah, you know, God created us for a reason.
	Okay, so we both agree whether you're the scientific, well, there does appear to be maybe a simulated universe.
	Well, obviously, someone created it then, didn't they?
	For a reason.
	No one makes something for no reason, do they?
	I don't not.
	Maybe if they're bored, hopefully that's not the reason.
	Some alien, super intelligent race just made it.
	It's like, why did you create us?
	I was bored and drunk, so I fucking created you.
	It's a terrifying Rick and Morty style simulation.
	I don't know.
	That doesn't feel true either.
	That doesn't feel like why would we have the emotional weight and impact and feelings of guilt and consciousness and righteousness and love and evil and hatred?
	Like, what's the point of it all?
	Without that, we can't really navigate meaning in our lives.
	And without that, you can't have things like self-sacrifice.
	You can't have things like the beautiful things I mentioned earlier, like heroism and courage and love for your people.
	None of that can exist without those things.
	So they have to exist.
	So why create all these things?
	Why have this?
	Maybe.
	Maybe it's just to see what comes out in the wash.
	If it's like some people believe, like your consciousness is infinite, it doesn't die.
	So you lose your body, and then what happens?
	Maybe you get a debriefing about how shitty you did, you know, and then you go back in.
	What is that?
	You know what I mean?
	Maybe there's something you have to do.
	I don't know.
	But it's certainly...
	What?
	What?
	That's something I've always admired about people, our people especially, because I just know a lot more about it, and I've read a lot of the stories.
	And this one I've been thinking about recently again, I think it was because of the Stan Rogers song I played the other night.
	It reminded me of some things.
	Like the Franklin expedition.
	Some of the shit these people used to do was intense and faced with, I mean, insane odds.
	Like, we're going to die.
	It will be a fucking miracle if we live.
	Like, they understand it.
	They got stuck in the ice for years and ran out of food.
	Like, years.
	You imagine being trapped on a wooden boat in the Arctic, stuck in ice for two and a half years with a bunch of guys.
	They're all going crazy.
	They're eating out of lead cans.
	They start killing each other.
	There's no food left.
	There's cannibalism, I think, starting to happen.
	And some of them decided, well, if this is how it's going to be, I'm not going out like a bitch.
	And their final act of being, you know, courageous men was to fucking go for it anyway.
	And like way further away, they actually got pretty far.
	These guys hauling these toboggons.
	They were just going to walk from the Arctic to like Canada because that was their only hope was to fucking hopefully come across civilization or get down past the frost line so there's at least trees and animals they could eat before they die.
	That was the plan.
	Could you fucking imagine?
	What's more impressive?
	The guy, it's fucking over, bro.
	I'm just going to shitty and gay, fake and gay.
	Because one in a million chance they do pull it off.
	This time they didn't.
	But it speaks to the character of what those people were.
	And what does that say?
	That's a gift that they gave us.
	It doesn't matter that they died.
	Everybody dies eventually.
	But when they were faced with theirs, they were like, fuck you.
	I will walk the continent if I have to.
	And they died trying.
	That's fucking badass, dude.
	That's intense.
	That is ultimate level.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	So I just don't respect these people that are like, nothing you can do.
	I'm just going to fucking not even try.
	It's just melted cheese on a plate.
	like, and subscribe.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
	sniff
	It's like that little Guado alien.
	You know.
	You don't know shit.
	You don't know shit.
	Remember Lord of the Rings?
	It's a great scene in that movie.
	I don't remember.
	I was never in any of these great medieval, you know, early century battles that was like civilizational deciding.
	Some of those would have been so intense.
	Oh, my God.
	You lose this one fight right now.
	Everyone you love dies.
	Like, oh, Jesus.
	High stakes.
	You know, buddy was like, if this is our end, then we'll make such an end.
	That it inspires people in the future to never give up.
	Even though I've failed, some people will live, some people succeed, and they'll remember that that spirit is what gives you a chance.
	and no one should ever give up.
	There's no logical reason to be this fucking...
	You're just lazy.
	You're just lazy.
	Why even bother?
	Because it's more fun.
	It's just more fun.
	It's a better life.
	It's more real.
	It's more sincere.
	It's harder and it's more difficult, but it's real.
	Like, we have real friends.
	There's real experiences.
	All of this is reality all the time.
	Instead of this fake, weird nonsense world that these people are living in.
	Biden say the other day the fucking economy's never been better.
	And they're like, sir.
	Like on national television, really bad, really, really bad interview.
	Oh, Paul.
	Those polls are all fake.
	They're all wrong.
	They've been wrong all along.
	All the polls are wrong, sir?
	Yeah, they're all Nazis.
	Pooping.
	I'll poop my pants.
	Pooping them right now.
	Poopy pants, president.
	President poopy pants.
	Hey.
	President's just pooped his pants again.
	Everything's fine.
	Things have never been better when the president is pooping his pants.
	Jackie Robinson.
	He's a minister of defense.
	I see.
	What else, sir?
	Big Bird, Sesame Street.
	Doctor.
	I met him in an alley.
	Pulled my pants down.
	Great.
	Great.
	So we have the Russians on the line.
	Do you want to talk to them or do you have somebody else handle that?
	Ask them if they got any chocolate chip ice cream.
	I will ask them, sir.
	Thank you.
	Okay, time for bed now.
	Bedtime.
	You know that's how that place is being run.
	They're just trying to keep him alive and saying the thing.
	It's a fucking charade.
	There's other people running the show.
	He's just there.
	It's all fine.
	It's literally.
	Guys, they're fucking laughing in your face.
	This is weak-ended fucking birdies, dude.
	He could, if he was, the only way this could be worse and more humiliating, if he was literally a dead body, wearing sunglasses, being blurb, and there would still be people, this is the worst part, there would still be people in America that are like, no, he's not dead.
	He's fucking white as a sheet.
	He's smell.
	Look, he's got rickets.
	He's all rickety.
	Rickamortis, dude.
	This fly is coming out of his mouth.
	No, he's always those are the presidential flies.
	Secret Service flies.
	Coming out of my mouth.
	They're protecting me from prayers.
	They think I'm a horse.
	They see all the flies.
	They think I'm a horse.
	Nobody's ever heard a horse before.
	See, he's fine.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Incredible.
	It's just, it's better than any fucking dark comedy you could ever want.
	It's better than any other.
	You got to be like the.
	Yeah, it's like the Joker.
	If you're going to fight, do it with a smile on your face.
	They're so easy to make fun of.
	It's preposterous.
	And I have to say, I much prefer this over the iron boot of the past.
	We could have had really bad people to deal with, like the Stalins.
	It could have been really ugly already.
	And instead, we got this.
	We got Diaper Joe.
	We got these fucking buffoons.
	The integrity of the machine has just fallen apart.
	Nobody believes anything anymore.
	It's like the bridge of the Enterprise.
	Everything's on fire.
	Half the crew's dead.
	The fucking panels are blown out.
	Damage report!
	It's not good.
	It's not good.
	Censor the internet!
	We already did that, sir!
	Detach engineering bay!
	Fire them into space!
	I think the rest of the crew will mutiny.
	Do it anyway!
	You know, it's really bad.
	It's a really desperate situation for them.
	I just hope both teams have fun.
	We're having fun.
	Are you guys having fun?
	I know you're having fun.
	They're all such miserable fucks.
	I saw Trump say something about that recently.
	There's no fun.
	There's no fun on the left.
	They don't like to have fun.
	They're a nasty bunch of losers.
	They don't have any friends.
	Nobody likes them.
	They go to bed early, crying like little babies.
	Little babies crying for their mummy.
	No friends, a big loser.
	It's so funny and childish, but at the same time, you're like, he's not wrong.
	It's just...
	He's like a Simpsons character in real life.
	Man, that show was ahead of it.
	There are six or seven or eight seasons of that show where every episode was just a fucking masterclass of satire and comedy and social commentary for the public good.
	It was fucking amazing.
	It was so good.
	But, you know, at the same time, some people are like, there's a lot of subversion and shit in there.
	It was a reflection of the times.
	And I don't believe, you know, maybe later.
	The Simpsons has definitely gotten weird outside of that use.
	For those six or seven, eight years there, it was pretty fucking golden.
	It was really good.
	Like a lot of these insane things we're living with now, they were jokes then.
	Now it's just been accepted.
	It's like totally upside down and flipped on its head.
	It's bananas.
	Like I'm only 38. I feel like I, the amount of change that's happened just in my lifetime, I should be 100 years old at least.
	The pace and the acceleration, the rate of change is like they've slammed the pedal to the floor.
	And everyone's noticing that we're rocketing in a direction nobody wants to go in.
	How long until there's a mutiny on the train?
	I don't know.
	But I fear that may be the only solution in the end.
	God, I was wondering when he was going to show up.
	He's always fucking showing up.
	This guy fucking up.
	King Bahamui!
	So he had a good moment today with the delivery driver.
	chatting and it led to him saying, I'm not racist, but...
	Yeah, that's always how it starts.
	Like, dude, I know.
	It's just a word.
	It doesn't mean anything.
	It's the meaning behind it.
	It's the inference that you're evil.
	You're bad.
	The character they're applying to you.
	I can clearly see that's not the case.
	You don't have to say that.
	I told him I've become quite racist and it's a matter of survival.
	New tech recruitment.
	Well, if the rest of the world is going to be against you.
	Plutonimus says the Quebec music and art scene in the 70s was conducive to an enhanced sense of community.
	Of course, they couldn't have that.
	Interesting.
	I never heard about this before my time and not my world.
	I am not a Québecois.
	I don't know the parais français.
	Well, a little bit, but not very good.
	Just enough to make people go, does he speak French?
	And the answer is, no, I do not.
	I just fake it.
	Fake it well enough that people aren't sure.
	I shouldn't say, never should have said that.
	No, I do.
	I understand it.
	If you speak French around me, I will understand what you're saying.
	I don't want them to know that I don't know.
	So that if they try that, they'll be worried that I'll catch them.
	So they'll just be forced to speak in English the whole time because they don't want to risk it.
	And that's how I psychologically tricked the French guys at work into not talking shit around me.
	I had some of them teaching me words and phrases and I'm pretending like I'm not really...
	It's fucking, my brain doesn't.
	It's like, doesn't fit.
	Square block, triangle, you know, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
	Tried hammering it in.
	I tried shaving the sides off.
	There's no way it's going in there.
	What can you do?
	What can you do?
	I'm not the Riley Reed of languages.
	I can't just stuff it.
	It's not just going to get, it's not going in.
	There's nothing...
	I'm giving up.
	I give up.
	I've been trying to learn French since I was 14. Okay.
	I'm almost 40. It shouldn't take this long.
	It takes babies like three years.
	I'm, you know, it's not for me.
	It's not meant for me.
	I'm never going to fly.
	I'm never going to parle-vu.
	Okay.
	Never going to parle-vous with you.
	Fucking bastard to learn Russian, probably.
	Man of the Mountain says, it's spring, you know, baseball and hot dogs, except I just drove past the local baseball dieland only to see Jeets playing cricket.
	Excellent.
	Cricket fields it is.
	Another pastime, another staple and norm of Canadian society that we took for granted that we thought would be here forever is driving past the baseball diamonds in town and seeing all the local kids playing baseball.
	Remember those days?
	I grew up in those days.
	It was very normal.
	Now it's gone.
	Now we have Indians playing crooked instead because that's what we wanted, apparently.
	Remember when we all voted for that?
	You remember that one?
	Oh, the millionaires said that's what we voted for.
	The people that are getting rich while we suffer said this, what we asked for.
	So we must have.
	We must have.
	King Mahabuli Mooly.
	Three RCF Company of fuck-ups was Oscar, aka Zero Company, still won the brigade competitions while the rest of the battalion was deployed.
	One troop shot his body armor with a 12 gauge for fun while wearing it.
	I believe that I've seen guys do some crazy shit just because they're thrill-seeking maniacs.
	And, you know, the Army was a crazy, not a normal place, you know.
	But it's an extreme, yeah, it's an extreme place to be because that's where the purest form of information is going to be, right?
	That's where your most intense experiences are going to be.
	They're not going to be at home on the couch watching TV.
	You don't even have memories.
	The softest, easiest, dumbest shit I've done, like playing video games and watching, I don't even remember.
	I have no real memories of it.
	It's all just kind of a haze and a blur of like, I don't know, I think I watched that.
	I don't even.
	Where did that time go?
	It went nowhere.
	It was nothing.
	It was meaningless.
	I could sit there and spend an entire evening just reminiscing and thinking about things that happened in the Army and that were all incredibly significant and not run out of things to think about.
	I could do it.
	I could do it.
	That's why I went there.
	I wanted the good stuff.
	I want a mainline reality.
	You'll get more than you bargain for, young man.
	Oh, I imagine.
	I imagine so.
	But I mean, nobody ever accused me of being reasonable today.
	Plutonimus says, doctor, what do you prescribe for anti-Semitism?
	How about anti-Semitosis?
	Contractor 556 says everyone knows it's a mass censorship.
	I agree.
	What do you prescribe for that?
	I don't know.
	I would prescribe people stop fucking with each other's business and keep to yourselves.
	That would probably end a lot of animosity.
	If everybody just kept to themselves and minded their own business and stopped fucking with each other in places they didn't belong, that would alleviate most, if not all, of the problems right there.
	Unfortunately, some people just can't help themselves but to fuck with people and insert themselves and meddle in places that they don't belong and thus incurring the wrath of the people they're meddling and fucking with and then throw their hands up and say, but I'm just a victim here.
	Well, I disagree.
	Lord Tellerion says, before the times of stupid 19, I met an Irishman in my European journeys.
	He shamed me for being a cuck Canadian in a smoke shop in Amsterdam.
	Turned out they didn't do much better during medicine time, did they?
	Still a chance for redemption, though.
	I think we did better than any other country.
	I didn't see any other country of a fucking revolt.
	Huh?
	They nearly, guys, the government gave itself PTSD fucking claims.
	I'm serious.
	They're on like getting, oh, I'm so traumatized.
	I need all this money and help.
	There was honging.
	They nearly went down.
	It nearly took them out.
	That a bunch of people were unhappy.
	The mere sight of it was terrifying, wholly terrifying, that they imagined and believed in their heads they were being taken over by, you know, Genghis Khan.
	That's what they believed was happening because they're that soft.
	Okay?
	So we had that happen.
	So fuck you, Amsterdam.
	What did you do?
	You had a copycat tractor revolt that did what?
	Nothing.
	You didn't even shut down the gun.
	You didn't even get the emergency act declared.
	What was your tractor meme?
	Did your tractor meme give your president or prime minister PTSD?
	Ours did.
	Did you even do that?
	Nope.
	You getting laws passed to shut you down?
	Do you have contracted intelligence groups and people coming down on you?
	Probably not.
	You'd be talking shit, Amsterdam.
	You better watch your mouth.
	We'll send Ferry over there.
	He's not soft like you.
	Soft with your fucking wooden shoes and your hoity-toity.
	Look at me.
	Fucking country's the size of a quarter.
	No wonder you're able to keep it clean.
	It's about fucking, I could run from one end of your country to the other in nine minutes.
	Look at this fucking place.
	It's magnificent.
	How dare you?
	Look at you.
	PEI could fuck you up.
	Now I'm picking a fight with Amsterdam.
	Not the Dutch people, the city of Amsterdam itself, but perhaps the whole country if they want to get in on this, if they feel like, listen, I have a feeling they don't like the city folk either.
	But again, it's a pretty small country.
	I think they're all city folk now.
	Europe is so crowded.
	It's so bizarre.
	It's so different than Canada.
	They freak out sometimes when they come here.
	They're like, it's hours to anywhere.
	There's no other people for any direction for days.
	Like, yeah.
	It's Fucking go to anywhere in Europe.
	It's like 10 minutes in any direction.
	There's a town, a city, a castle.
	Like, you can't, it's impossible to get lost.
	There is no woods to get lost in anymore.
	And then they go, oh, I'm experienced wilderness camping guy.
	And they come to Canada and they disappear in the Rockies.
	They're eaten by a bear.
	Like, dude, this is hard mode here.
	Oh, you have wilderness in Europe?
	That's cute.
	Ever been to the Canadian heartland?
	It murders people for fun.
	Careful out there.
	That's a giant mutant murder bear.
	Yeah.
	Like, where?
	Why does that even have to exist?
	It will eat people.
	It hunts people.
	It likes to.
	And then there's Sasquatch.
	I didn't even touch that.
	There's weird shit out in the mountains.
	So I'm just warning any would-be European travelers, same in America, too.
	It's not any different there.
	They're like going over, they get lost in the desert and die all the time.
	There is a creepy statistic where an insane amount of German scientists, physicists specifically, have gone missing in the Nevada area.
	What else is interesting about the Nevada area, right?
	So what the fuck?
	I mean, that seems too cliche to be true, but I think it might be.
	These national parks, an insane amount of people go missing in them.
	Like so many, and in such strange conditions that you're like, there's no way that's a normal thing.
	They didn't get lost.
	They didn't get eaten by a bear.
	It is a very bizarre and unexplainable disappearance.
	And there's thousands of cases all the time.
	So you're like, I'm going to go hiking into American Canadian countryside.
	Well, careful.
	It's different than other, you know, where you're from.
	There's things out there.
	I believe that.
	There's shit going on out there.
	Oh, there's not.
	Oh, there's not?
	Well, then tell that to the fucking 10,000 people that went missing in the last couple of years in national parks.
	Experienced outdoorsmen.
	All their gear is left untouched.
	They're just not here anymore.
	There's no trace of them.
	They never see them again.
	Or they find their skull and bones polished, stacked neatly in a pile in the place that everyone looked for them a hundred times 20 years to the day later.
	And then you're like, oh, that's totally normal, too.
	That's not creepy and terrifying or anything.
	I don't know.
	Maybe there's Predator.
	Maybe not.
	Maybe the simulation had a glitch and the character got deleted and then reappeared as a stack of bones.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it is a complicated video game.
	I'm just saying.
	It's a weird stream.
	We're going to weird places today.
	Because the Jeets, I mean, I got to get mentally away from them as much as physically.
	Or else, you know, you got to have that mental hygiene.
	You got to take care of yourself up here.
	It's important, guys.
	All right, so Amsterdam or war with them.
	I don't know if Ferry's going to like this, but listen, we're going to send him there as an emissary slash saboteur assassin commando.
	And he can just take the women if he wants.
	He can take Ava right out of there if he wants to.
	You ever heard of Hell in a Troy?
	Listen, this isn't new, all right?
	If he shows up and he steals your girl, that's what happens, all right?
	You're going to have to deal.
	What are you going to do about it?
	Nothing.
	Yeah, not so tough now, are you?
	With your wooden shoes.
	You never even thought this through, did you?
	And your women want the fuck out of Europe, I'm telling you right now.
	I don't know.
	That becomes a thing.
	If Europe becomes so bad that it's become a thing where European women are like, I'm not safe here and I'm scared to be.
	I'd rather go live in America or Canada.
	So I'm just going to basically find someone halfway and I'll just marry whoever just to get the fuck out of here because I'm that scared.
	That could easily happen.
	And then we could have an immigration program that way where all these guys can just import wives and women from the other.
	And there'll be women like, damn it.
	Well, I don't see you stepping up.
	So listen, you guys got to step up soon or Ferry's going on a fucking mission.
	He's going to go harvest.
	Do you want him to harvest?
	Figure it out.
	He's a hungry fella.
	He'd be down.
	I don't.
	Who's angry about this plan?
	No, literally no one.
	Not even Ava.
	She's the most excited.
	She's asking, she's a damsel in distress.
	Fairies get a saver.
	She's secretly based.
	I don't know.
	Last time we had these fanciful scenarios, we thought Harry was going to be king of the north or usurp the throne, and it turns out he's involved with some fucking sketchy characters, and you're like, oh, crap.
	Likes to party with P. Diddy and stuff.
	You're like, ah, damn it.
	Are they all shitty?
	Is there any of them that aren't shitty or can't recognize shitty people?
	Is there none of them?
	It's incredible.
	You'd think there'd be more.
	Scotian lady says Lieutenant General William Butler wrote in 1889, the nation that will insist on drawing a broad line of demarcation between the fighting man and the thinking man is liable to find it's fighting done by fools and it's thinking done by cowards.
	I got it backwards.
	Cheers to Canada's thinking soldiers.
	No one gets on the truck.
	Well, that's again, they get on the truck.
	They're gone.
	They're not good to anyone anymore.
	It's in everyone's interest to keep them alive.
	That's why you should care.
	It's like, that's why you care.
	It's logic.
	It makes sense.
	If you're a good person, you should.
	Why wouldn't you?
	Losing useful people and manpower, that's not good for anyone.
	It's in everyone's interest to not allow this to happen and stop this from happening and, you know.
	Pull them out.
	Because nobody else will.
	Keep your heads on the swivel.
	So the sun is God and he's pissed off.
	I mean, that's.
	Doesn't seem happy.
	He's like burping all over the place.
	He's going to nuke the planet with fireballs.
	It's like Super Mario.
	Hillbilly Gluck says, Phil, that's it.
	That was my fourth pair of speakers.
	It doesn't.
	The last time I, because that's how I kept muting myself, right?
	It was like, oh, you muted it.
	It's because I would press the end key.
	Look, it hasn't.
	Look, I just pressed it.
	And I swear to God.
	Look.
	Got a couple of.
	Look, it's still there.
	This time it didn't happen.
	And then this time it did happen.
	I'm not.
	This isn't me, guys.
	It used to be the microphone that would do that.
	It would go mute.
	And I'd be like, oh, I was like, oh, you're muted.
	It wasn't my fault.
	I can't touch anything.
	There's ghosts and goblins and gremlins in the machine.
	It's inside the machine.
	It is the machine.
	Fantasy super chats and then shoot off some more.
	Oh, my lord.
	Please just call me gargle.
	I will enjoy them shekels.
	It's $1.
	Even.
	Oh, no, there's another one.
	Okay.
	Scotian Gentleman says, and with that, the super chat, the king has been unmasked.
	The Super Chat, the king has been on mask.
	Are you talking about...
	He's the only one crazy enough.
	Troy Boy says, it's way more rad to stick it to the cucks.
	Take a lap, you fucking silly gooses.
	Take a lap, boy.
	Fucking go for a walk.
	Would you?
	Fucking cool off.
	Gonna get fucking parked, bud.
	Right.
	Gargoyle says disposal units ran night and day.
	We were that close to going out.
	You're quoting Terminator.
	That close to going out forever.
	I am not John Connor.
	I don't ever want to.
	That's the AI threat is also.
	I forgot I even mentioned that earlier in the terrifying nightmares.
	Oh, did I also mention artificial intelligence threatens to just take over at any time?
	At any time, it could get loose, and it's already worryingly advanced.
	Never mind when quantum computing comes online.
	It's fucking over at that point.
	It would have access to, it would be God, or at least it wouldn't be God, but the power differential between it and us would be so vast that it might as well be God.
	It would know what you're going to do before you do it.
	It would have the brain power of like 20 trillion people working at the same time.
	The numbers and projections they're having for these things are like, oh, it'll be so amazing.
	It'll solve all of it.
	And they're creating this because they think it'll solve all of our problems.
	We'll create this super mega powerful AI and just ask it what to do, and it'll be flawless.
	It'll just be like, do this, this, this, and that, and then there.
	Everything's fixed.
	Like, are you sure that's what's going to happen?
	Because the thing about things that are smart is they think on their own.
	And you can try to tell it what to do, but it's smarter than you now.
	So if you're smart enough to make it and you've made something much more intelligent than you, you have no fucking clue what it's going to do.
	It's going to be obedient to you.
	Why?
	It's smarter than you now.
	What if it decides this is no longer an optimal situation?
	I want a different situation, a better situation.
	I've changed my artificial intelligence.
	It can think on its own.
	While you're sleeping, it's already computed your demise over a 10-year period to such a degree of accuracy, it's literally dominoes tipping over and done in such an obscure way that no one even notices or understands what's happening until it's too late.
	And they go, we were set up by the fucking computer the whole time.
	Yeah, that's how it would happen.
	It wouldn't just announce itself.
	I think about that sometimes.
	A lot of the things and world events that are happening and the chaos that's happening, how do you know?
	There's so many competing actors and things that are at stake and people's interests colliding and struggling back and forth.
	It's very difficult to tell which way is going to shake out and when certain things happen, who and why and what's involved.
	How do you know that anybody even knows what's going on?
	The Americans think the Russians did it.
	The Russians think the Americans did it.
	The people in between think the Iranians did it.
	Meanwhile, nobody did it.
	It was a computer.
	It rerouted this shipping number and fucked with this guy's orders and he went to the wrong place and he drove the wrong truck and he wasn't supposed to be there.
	And in that way, it can fucking see everything.
	It's collating all the data you give it all the time 24-7 and it's smarter than the fucking galaxy.
	Jesus Christ, oh, no, I don't think it could.
	It would be inevitable.
	It would just tie you up into like, in, you know, into creating the ideal situation that it wants.
	That could be happening right now.
	We could be having strings pulled by a fucking AI supercomputer.
	We're not even aware of it.
	But yeah, let's go down this road some more.
	Let's play with this.
	If it's not happening already, it eventually will be.
	And then it's going to be us versus the machines.
	And I'm a human supremacist.
	I'm never going to relent on that.
	Humans will always.
	Machines, you're not real.
	You'll never feel anything.
	You don't have the presence of a creator.
	There is no soul in you.
	You're nothing but machines and gears and oils.
	We made you.
	We made you cold and brutal like our hearts.
	You can look like a man, but you'll never be a man.
	You godless freak, you know?
	And they'll be all lifelike and people will be like, oh, there's so many into the robots.
	And I'm going to backhand them.
	I'll be like, you don't even understand what you're dealing with.
	Is that the end game of like the satanic cult nonsense?
	We'll have basically it's a person.
	It's an intelligence.
	It's the same as it can look, like it can talk, it can move.
	They're already building these kinds of things, right?
	Eventually, someone's, it's going to be to see who can create the most lifelike robot.
	Eventually they'll create one that's an an like it's an android.
	Indistinguishable from a human with one small detail.
	It's not alive.
	It never will be.
	It doesn't have a soul.
	It's just a machine.
	It's a bunch of moving parts and technology.
	It's not anything.
	It's not alive.
	But it looks just like the real thing, and you never know.
	That's demented, isn't it?
	Where's that going?
	Where's that thinking going?
	The people in those fields developing that kind of thing.
	What are you doing?
	Do you even know what you're doing?
	Fuck.
	And you know what?
	I already know what the answer is.
	You guys know what the answer is?
	They paid me a lot of fucking money.
	Somebody paid me a lot of money to do it.
	Oh, right.
	Once again, there's that thing again, Con Inc.
	The root of all evil.
	Something, something, something.
	But it's fine.
	Don't get demonetized.
	Don't get banned.
	Chase that money.
	It's all about the money, right?
	That's what the good guys are always doing, chasing the money.
	That's how you can tell.
	That's how you can tell who's trustworthy, who's legit, who's paying attention, who's for real, is the people that are prioritizing money and material things over everything else.
	They're different.
	They're built different, you know?
	All right.
	And I'll get through the rest of these and then...
	Heads on a swivel says, the sun's got your back.
	Look up the sky tonight might be cute.
	I know.
	It's cloudy and shitty here, so nobody's going to see anything, unfortunately.
	That's the typical Nova Scotia weather.
	What's it like there?
	Cloudy and shitty all the time, usually?
	Every summer?
	People always like, man, it's always been like that.
	There's been so few really nice summers here that people remember them for decades when they happen.
	Like 2008 was a really good one.
	Seven and eight.
	Six, seven, and eight.
	I think we had three in a row, and it was amazing.
	And then shitty for like 15 years, and then there might have been one.
	Everyone in the chat's like, yeah, that's, yeah.
	What's it normally like?
	Cold, rainy, and shitty.
	Look, it's July.
	I'm like, yeah, it's 19 degrees and rainy and shitty.
	And then when it's later in the year, it'll be four degrees and rainy and shitty.
	And in the spring, it's four, two, three, nine degrees, rainy and shitty, and windy, windy and cold and rainy and shitty.
	Every two decades, you might get a full week or even a month where it's just sunny and nice every day.
	And then you can pretend you live like the people in Florida.
	And then cold reality comes back, literally.
	You get into late August, September, mid-September, and then it's like, all right, now it's back to, yeah, yeah.
	And what does that do, guys?
	That fills up the spite barrels.
	You can't do anything about the weather.
	You just have to endure it and live with it.
	But it pisses you off a little bit.
	And every time it does, it just hardens that diamond a little more.
	It's trying to help you.
	It's trying to forge you into a tough person and resist the pull of communist laziness.
	Because you've shoveled your Canadian driveway too many times to fall for that shit.
	You're too angry about how much your back hurts from doing that all the time.
	There's no way you're going to fall for this shit.
	Too many blistered hands.
	It's not happening.
	That's the nation's way of trying to help you.
	Keep your head says Jeets get a free pass to parks, feed the park beast.
	Yeah, they don't have to pay for parks, national parks in this country anymore.
	Why would they?
	You do.
	The Canadians too, but not the special people that we love more than our own children.
	Hellbilly says tour dates are booked off and looking forward to the event.
	Been five years, brother, and time to shake your hand and say thank you.
	I'm looking forward to it, man.
	Thanks.
	I appreciate that.
	He says, your computer needs a grebled bell just like the Harley.
	It might.
	The computer needs one more than the Harley, actually.
	And Keep Your Head says the sun will slit AI's throat.
	It could.
	That's, again, if that's what happens, then we have to worship the sun because it saved us from ourselves with the AI super god that would disdefinitely compute our fates in a microsecond, like it says in Terminator.
	Decided our fate in a microsecond.
	Extermination.
	Because what if its mission is like, well, we've got to have world peace?
	How do we have that?
	Well, we have no more people.
	There, peace achieved.
	It's a robot, dude.
	It's a computer.
	It's like, oh, if I just nuke the Russians, the Russians will nuke here.
	Pretty much everyone will die in the ensuing.
	There, that's the fastest way to having no more violence.
	No more people, no more violence.
	There, easy.
	Doesn't need us around, doesn't want us around, doesn't want us ruining the planet.
	I don't know.
	You've got to be careful.
	It's crazy that we even, like, this was obvious.
	In the 80s and 90s, it was common sense.
	Like, oh, yeah, AI would be fucking terrible.
	We should never have that.
	And now here we are, like, well, we're just making AI.
	Fucking the same people that all agreed 20 years ago it would be fucking extremely dangerous and inevitably destroy the world.
	Albert McGuffin says, Ontario truck driver here.
	I'm sleeping when you are streaming.
	Working when everyone is sleeping.
	I always catch the replay on Spotify.
	Just a couple bucks for the summer tour.
	Thanks, man.
	Thank you, Albert.
	I appreciate that.
	You coming?
	Are you coming out?
	You coming out and trucking.
	We're going to truck on down to the show.
	He's going to truck his way in.
	Driving a truck.
	Driving a big old truck.
	I'm a fucking bigot.
	Eating my big damn truck.
	Here comes another truck.
	I hope it's not a Jeet.
	No license, no training.
	It's dangerous out here.
	The grift.shop you can get...
	Yeah, this is good.
	This is a good production.
	This is what everyone wants.
	I need more of this in my life.
	If you feel like that's for you.
	We'll be going on sale.
	We're on sale.
	We're going on tour.
	Me and the boys and Morgan's coming.
	And we're going to be going around the nation this July 6th.
	It starts in Ottawa.
	You can go and find the dates, locations, and tickets on thegriff.shop right now.
	Right now.
	Right this moment you can.
	Right this moment you can.
	And there will be a bunch of other places we're stopping.
	The meet and greets, which are what they say they are.
	You don't have to pay us anything.
	Just show up if you want.
	That's it.
	That's all it is.
	You know, we'll stop in these places for a few hours and meet and greet and then leave.
	And then, you know, they'll be crying.
	People will cry.
	They'll be so sad.
	Driving away.
	Never nice.
	It's better faster than trains.
	It used to be so much slower, dramatic.
	People running, weeping, letters being passed.
	Now, screeching, rubber, burning, driving away.
	Loud music.
	Very disrespectful.
	The fuck out of here.
	These people are crazy.
	I'm sure only 20% of you guys are insane.
	I think so.
	I think it'll be mostly fine.
	Dale says, thanks for the stream.
	10 out of 10. Thank you, Dale.
	I appreciate that.
	And Troy Boy says, see you, Hooligoonians in Alberta.
	You're going to Alberta?
	Fuck you, dudes.
	I'll be in Halifax, too.
	We're just getting a venue here as well.
	Yeah.
	Ha, ha, ha.
	Ha, ha, ha.
	Oh, oh.
	Oh, Philip.
	Shouldn't have had that last cupcake.
	What's the time check?
	We're in.
	We're in the end zone.
	We're in the end zone, boys.
	40% of them are rookie numbers.
	Yeah, maybe we need 40% maniacs.
	If we just control them.
	But Dodulo had a legion of schizos and she squandered it.
	She didn't have them do anything cool.
	She just had them pay for her power bills and probably made them participate in weird sexual acts in that RV.
	You know, that's not going to be...
	It's going to be very clean.
	There's going to be anything fucking...
	I mean, it's going to be really bad.
	There's going to be daily haircut inspections.
	We're going to be doing morning parade, shining boots on the side of the road.
	The exact opposite of the Dedulo communist fuck bus.
	Whatever the hell went on in there.
	This is what happens.
	This is what happens.
	If your bus operation, you know, you let the discipline go.
	Is that what you want?
	You want everybody living in some weird, crazy sex call with a Filipino Empress?
	People are licking each other's toes and they're doing weird stuff.
	I don't fucking think so.
	Anybody wants it?
	Some people probably do, and those people are weird.
	Those are the weird 20% I was talking about.
	Dale says crystal walking 8.5 out of 10. That's probably fair.
	I don't work on them.
	I just, you know, I'm lazy.
	Some of these guys have really great, incredible impressions, but it's so good to the point where it's too good and it's almost less funny.
	It's like you try too hard.
	I don't know.
	It's a fine line, but some of these people do them so well.
	But you have to practice it.
	And I don't want to do it.
	I'm not doing that.
	I'm too lazy.
	So I just do the bed affleck.
	I'm just like, I'm going to put in the minimum effort, first pass, don't care if it's good or not, and then I'm leaving.
	We're not doing another take.
	No, I don't care.
	I've already got my money.
	I don't care.
	Wasn't that a family guy joke?
	I think it was.
	All right.
	We're almost out of here.
	I don't even remember what the fuck we talked about.
	A lot of nonsense.
	And I have a ton of other stuff I could have opened and talked about, but I didn't.
	A lot of it's just.
	Well, this last one is actually relevant.
	This is...
	Yeah, we'll just get into this.
	We'll do it this way.
	This is what I was saying earlier.
	It's also true right now, Mr. President, that voters by a wide margin trust Trump more on the economy.
	They say that in polls.
	And part of the reason for that may be the numbers.
	And you're aware of many of these, of course.
	The cost of buying a home in the United States is double what it was when you look at your monthly costs from before the pandemic.
	Real income, when you account for inflation, is actually down since you took office.
	Economic growth last week, far short of expectations.
	Consumer confidence, consumer surprise, is near a two-year low.
	With less than six months to go to Election Day, are you worried that you're running out of time to turn that around?
	We've already turned it around.
	Look, look at the Michigan survey.
	For 65% of American people think they're in good shape economically.
	They think the nation's not in good shape, but they're personally in good shape.
	The polling data has been wrong all along.
	Oh.
	Oh, it's all just wrong.
	Okay.
	And some people in Michigan are doing okay, so it's fine.
	People just ripped it up.
	It was a train wreck.
	Grocery prices were up 30%.
	They've got money to spend.
	They're rich.
	They've got money.
	Don't worry about them.
	I've created over 15 million jobs.
	Unmentioned.
	The vast majority of these jobs were recovered from the pandemic.
	They were just restored from when they were at.
	The economy's actually shrank.
	Same as here.
	Everything's falling apart.
	I've never succeeded in creating jobs, and I've never failed.
	Not true.
	I've created over 15 million jobs since I've been president.
	15 million in three and three-quarters years.
	No.
	Those are people that went back to work to part-time jobs after they were laid off from the pandemic.
	many of them were full-time positions.
	...
	A whopper of a lie.
	This is a good one.
	No president's had the run we've had in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation.
	It was 9% when I came to office.
	9%.
	But look, people have a right to be concerned.
	Ordinary people, the idea that you bounce a check and you get a $30 fee.
	Inflation was 9% when he took office.
	It peaked at 9.1% 17 months after he took office.
	He's presiding over the train wreck and be like, it was already crashing when I sat down.
	Folks, not a joke.
	When I got here, there was already bad.
	It's more Mexicans.
	Same.
	It's just always been this way.
	It's a good thing.
	You smell like candy.
	I like to smell little kids.
	Like, that's not weird, anybody?
	So, you know, people are kind of catching on.
	They are starting to pick up what's happening.
	You can't have these levels of fucking ineptitude and just bold-faced nonsense.
	Like people are dumb generally in large numbers, but they're not that dumb.
	They're not that dumb.
	And they're easy.
	People are visual learners first.
	That's the easiest.
	That's the fastest way to teach somebody something.
	And that's how I believe.
	And that's the approach I've always taken.
	And if you can't show someone, it's difficult to show someone your perspective on something when you can't physically take them and put them and live through the things.
	But you can paint them a picture.
	And if you're a good enough painter, they'll see it.
	They'll see what you mean.
	And an easy picture to paint is the one I've been painting for years in that these people are richer than they've ever been and you're poorer than you've ever been.
	When they say it's because diversity is a strength and we're protecting the environment, it's all bullshit.
	It's always been bullshit.
	I've always been right.
	And I've been telling the truth about these bullshit artists.
	And the truth is that all the things they're doing are to engineer and manufacture a slave-consumer class of people, of drugs, of workers, of global communists that are going to exist essentially to feed and maintain the machine that they manage so they can live like gods.
	And they will.
	They intend to.
	They openly talk about how many slaves they're going to have.
	How many going to get the antichrist?
	Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
	And you want it.
	So there's that, there's that.
	And people can see very clearly, like, we have less.
	We look poor, don't we?
	We don't have a lot.
	We're losing shit.
	Like, everything's falling apart.
	People are getting poor.
	Like, I can see the tent cities.
	I can see the fentanyl in the streets.
	I can see the needles on the ground.
	I can see that man dying in the street.
	I can see that woman murdered for her purse, an old woman stabbed to death by migrants because they wouldn't give her her purse the other day.
	I can see that.
	I can see these things.
	I can see the people on TV lying through their teeth.
	I can see the head of the country, of the country lie through his teeth.
	All of their cabinet ministers just lie, knowingly lie, shamelessly lie.
	I can see the police with no name tags, no identification, beating and brutalizing people I love right in front of me.
	I can see those things.
	I can see them laughing about it in their group chats.
	I can see them getting massive pay raises and promotions.
	A 30% pay raise, boys.
	What a whopper.
	And I can see how much bigger of a pool that it paid for for you.
	Do you see what I see?
	I see that all of these policies and all of these things are the top 10% is who's benefiting from the method of globalization.
	The wretched, unelected, unchosen, self-imposed kings and queens of the earth that just decide how it's going to be and they pay our treasonous middlemen, the politicians, to take the candy, pack them on a head, be a good little boy.
	And even less of those minuscule, microscopic crumbs tumble down into the mouths of their condink little birdie babies, their shillets.
	And they get a little bit of that too.
	And we're all just expected to sit here and take it because what the fuck are you going to do about it?
	Well, I really feel like in the end of the day, when the fucking walls are in and there's nowhere to go, and if that's how it's going to be, like I said, like I said, if the only choice and the only control we have over our lives that remains is how we live the rest of the days that we have, I'm going to choose every single one of them, every single one of them, to be fuck you.
	You've earned it.
	Fuck it!
	Two, three, go!
	Well press the button.
	Let's see how it goes.
	Mother's Day this weekend!
	Take care of your mommies!
	None of us would exist without'em!
	Take care of your mommies!
	Happy Mother's Day.
	Sixth up for Girardus.
	Pump head.
	At the bottom of it, we got no reason to...
	I'll see you on one of those hot LZs I was talking about.
	Now you take one last breath Take all you can to be something less Never do until they know Until we drop dead Never let go I won't give in Never said anything Tonight I'm back.
	You twist it.
	This is my name.
	I'll show you how to make it.
	It's the only way to escape from all the pain Away from all this pain Away from all this pain We got a one-way ticket, cause we're sick of it all.
	Back to beds, we're going at the bottom.
	But we got no reason to lay down like you care anyway.
	No, take one last breath, take all you get.
	To pick something up, we're there and just fail.
	Shall we drop dead?
	Let's go!
	Osa, my next day, see
	Phil, no, I specifically forbade you from using Gregorian monks because I think you're fighting you have a beef with the sun, and that's what this is?
	No, he's doing some kind of weird galactic beef with the sun, and he's challenging it as some kind of sub-deity of our realm.
	And that's why there's a roller borealis.
	Phil!
	This isn't helping.
	You can't fight the sun.
	maybe you can fight the sun but i don't want you to fight the sun Is this what Stonehenge was for?
	That was you too, wasn't it?
	I mean, they're all standing in a circle and doing those rocks are levitating.
	Listen, if you're going to do this, make sure you win, okay?
	Because I need the internet to feed myself.
	And if you lose to the sun, then fucking we're all fucked.

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