I didn't make this RACIST cartoon - the globe and mail did.
That should be a loud hint to where the sentiments of 2024 are headed toward.
Fed up people and confrontation.
We're here for it, lets go 2024.
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Paul Minder, why don't you just crash a car about it?
Huh?
Why don't you send Bobs and Vegetan about it?
Oh, we are CEOs.
Yeah.
CEOs of fucking crashing cars.
Great job!
I like Welcome to Brampton.
It's been in my head all day.
For two days.
We'll probably have to have a musical break to introduce you to the cultural enrichment and diversity of Brampton, Ontario.
It's rich.
It's diverse.
It's diverse.
There's no very few white people, so it's awesome.
Everything's going really well there.
It was real pumped.
Except if you imagine if you were born in, say, like, I don't know, 1970.
You know, 1965.
Maybe somebody around my parents' age, right?
Grew up in Brampton.
It's gone now.
Imagine your hometown where it just belongs to other, someone else now.
And they're calling you racist colonizers and how you need to give them more things.
We gave you a fucking, you have a whole town.
Oh, and there's Surrey too?
And that's not enough.
Come on, Scott now.
How many fucking cities and towns do you need exactly?
I think you should probably just go home.
And deal with it there.
We need the cooks.
We need the restaurants.
We need...
That's who we need.
My last stream of the year.
The fairy, I got ripped.
And Dark Peepee was born.
And I like him better.
You know, if Dark Peepee was real Peepee, we'd have a serious contender on our hands.
You know, he's still a dweeb, but he's got that undercurrent veneer of like, I think he either has or wants to hurt people.
Like, I think he's killed someone.
Possibly like a hooker, you know, like I feel like, I feel like if there was a Dark Peepee, he would be the kind of guy to go on like sex tourism to like Thailand or Colombia or some sketchy place where you like you can kill people and just bribe your way.
You know what I mean?
You can just like, no one's going to miss some whore.
It's common sense.
It's just common sense.
If they had families that cared for them, they wouldn't be on the streets sucking my penis.
It's common sense.
He's all fucking huge and Reuted out.
He's fucking backhanding people in parliament.
I'd love that guy.
I'd be like, hey, he's, you know, this is what's needed right now.
It's all about timing, guys.
You cannot stop an idea whose time has come.
And I think Reuted Out, evil dark pee-pee, puts the glasses back.
The glasses have to come back on.
And that's when you know he's done.
He's done playing games.
He's not trying to pretend anymore.
He doesn't care what you think about him anymore for the cost of a blowjob.
How much?
How much to fuck you and your mother in front of your father?
I like to feel powerful.
It makes me feel taller.
That's why I put lifts in my shoes and I wear makeup.
Those days are over.
Not for Dark Peepee.
Dark Peepee's going back down to his natural 5'9, 5'10.
He's not wearing makeup.
Glasses back on.
Aviator's in the garbage with the homosexual trash where it belongs.
Aviators don't look cool, guys.
They haven't looked cool since like the 90s.
I don't know.
I tried them out once for a little while, and I was like, I just, I don't know.
It doesn't suit my face.
I don't know if it suits anyone's face.
I just, every time I think about them, I just think big mustache, you know, some cop pulls you over and it's like, there's a way out of this ticket if you know what I mean.
And you're like, I'm not, what?
Like, he's offering, he wants you to suck his dick.
Like, I don't know.
I think aviators are, so anyway, that was a bad call.
But I mean, you've got a, you've got a Jewish lesbian running the Conservative Party making these calls.
And she's like, you know what you need to do?
I just think, who's pro, you know, universal basic income and all this.
That's a doctored video.
You wish, you wish it was?
I still want to know what's on the paintings.
what those weird, scary paintings behind Mr. Magoo there, that interview that she did.
And she thought she'll dress him.
She'll make him look what she thinks is, you know, a respectable man would look like.
We'll make him look tough.
He'll wear aviators.
Remember when they put Andrew Scheer on a motorcycle?
Because the conservatives have this problem that they don't have testosterone or testicles.
They don't have any men in the party.
They have a bunch of nerds and dweebs and losers and closet or flagrant homosexuals.
What is this?
Water?
Spill the water over myself.
Ashes.
That's their problem.
They always have to try to make them look more masculine.
They put sheer on a motorcycle.
It was the most awkward.
Am I powerful?
Are the milk people, are they going to vote for me?
He always had that smile.
I'm an alien.
I don't know what to do with my face.
It's like Stephen Harper.
Can you smile for us, Steven?
Oh, no, never mind.
Never mind.
Just, yeah, do that weird...
He looked like...
The fucking shapeshifter?
Odo.
Yeah.
Mr. Prime Minister, can you stop doing Odo face?
It's frightening the children.
I don't know why.
It doesn't really look.
It's not that he looks like Odo.
It's so much as just the energy of Odo.
No, you know what?
He does.
He does look like Odo.
Go to picture.
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
You know when you're like, I want to look at this picture, Google image search, and you click it and like go to site and you're like, well, let me tell you this story on my blog about this photo.
I don't fucking care.
I don't care about your blog.
I just want to see this picture of this guy.
There it is.
There it is.
Is that not Harper Energy?
Look at it.
Like, he did a lot of, Odo did a lot of Botox before anybody knew what Botox was.
Can we get a human being?
Can we get a human being in the building for once?
Somebody with a heartbeat?
Someone that doesn't have reptile blood who's like at room temperature all the time?
Is this what the humans have for dinner?
Yes.
This is our famous, famous holiday beverage.
I'm going to awkwardly put my arm around my wife who's going to go.
That's awesome.
What are you guys doing?
How's your day going?
I mean, when you live in Canada, it has to be like this.
T-Money says Dark Peepee wears prescription pit vipers.
Interesting.
I don't think he would.
I think he'd be more, you know, I feel like he'd start.
It's a tough call.
We'll have to flush this out a bit.
Short and long says Lanceman looks pretty masculine.
I'm for a lesbian, I guess.
She likely has a bigger dick than any of us.
Likely many and silicone, but bigger.
That's a fair guess.
That's a fair guess.
I mean, lesbians like to have fun.
That's why they're lesbians, right?
And, you know, they'll pretend they don't.
But who's buying all these dildos?
The straight women aren't buying that many dildos.
I mean, some of them are buying some.
But generally, if they want dicks, which are better, they'll get them.
They can go get them anytime they want.
If you're at least a three, you can get laid anytime you want.
If you're a Dartmouth prostitute, you're like a one or two.
I mean, men will pay you to like close their eyes and just dump on you and be like, I'm just going to pretend, you know, you're someone else.
But generally, they're at least a three.
So it's, yeah.
And obviously homosexual men.
You know, that's let's everyone wants to pretend this is who dildos are for, but we all, it's for homosexual men and lesbians.
And I mean, I don't think they've ever sold.
What's the metric on that?
I bet there's a correlation between, you know, rising Weimar conditions and dildo sales.
I would, I would hazard a guess.
Specifically those ones, because dildos are purely for either sodomy or lesbians, which, you know, as that rises, more sodomy, more, yeah.
Yeah.
So that's in the future, guys.
Somebody write this down for the future volumes of our ancient texts that we need to preserve for our generations, our children and their children.
To know the warning signs and the advancing encroachment of nonsense.
When the dildo sales, when there's a stock market exchange, when there's an ETF on the Wall Street, you're in trouble.
Dewey's just writing it down.
Good.
Good, good, good.
We don't want to lose this.
We don't want to lose this knowledge.
This is important stuff.
We need to know.
Chucky Circus is kind of proud I had something to do with the creation of dark pee-pee jingping.
Yeah, he's funded by China, too.
Unlike other weak bitch pee-pee, I only care about winning.
I am ideologically driven to clear the nation of scum, of garbage, where it goes, where it belongs in the dumpster.
So yes, I've taken a great deal of money from the Chinese.
And in exchange, I have emptied many of our prisons and given them to the Chinese government for slave labor.
Big deal.
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
Common sense.
We have something they want, slave labor.
They have something I want, extreme amounts of money to wage war on my enemies.
This is a no-brainer.
Just because you don't have the slightly below average penis that Dark Peepee has, you don't understand this game.
You don't know what it takes to be up here with these, oh, I don't wear the lifts anymore.
I knew that I was lying to myself and it was weakening me as a man, which is hard to believe.
I could have gotten any weaker.
Oh, they're all shitty.
They're all shitty.
Free speech zones.
I sent you the White Stones new hit.
Padjita and the Monkey Man on Telegram.
Oh, nice.
Check the DMs.
I rarely do.
I don't like to because my DMs are fucking crazy.
So I'm pretty much just down to like a circle of like six guys.
Morgan and six guys is basically all that.
Because I can't.
There's no time, man.
It's that fucking crazy all the time.
There's a lot going on, and I just.
I don't know how people do it.
You can't sit there and like this is bad, guys.
This is not a good thing.
This is an addiction, and this is a time suck like no other.
People are sitting on their phones all day long just texting.
You might as well just be sitting in a field and staring at the sky.
And we wonder why nothing can get done.
Like.
How many years has it been?
It's been two years since I've decided I was going to get to shape.
I haven't done it yet, but I have talked an awful lot about it on the internet.
Soon I'll be ready.
You're ready when you start.
I just gotta warm up to the idea.
Dark PP.
He's the villain kid from Despicable Me.
I don't remember that movie.
Oh, oh, maybe I do.
Yeah, he was like the little kid.
Despicable Me was the one with Steve Carell as the guy with the nose.
He looked kind of like Dr. Evil.
I think I got the right movie.
Mary Jane Crystal says, Happy New Year to you and Morgan.
Love the new time slot.
Yeah.
Most people like it.
A couple don't.
I like it because I don't have to stay up nearly as late.
It says, what's up with Cock?
His evidence wasn't very evidence-y.
Is it super bingey?
Is he okay?
No, he's not okay.
None of those people are okay.
It's a new year, guys.
What do I want?
What do I want?
Pete, pick a song.
I'm just going to pretend Pete is here.
Pete is my Jamie now.
What the hell is it?
Yeah, alright, what was I saying?
Yeah, it's a new year, guys.
Things have changed.
If you haven't noticed, the temperature outside is getting a little warm, and it's not from climate change.
*Music*
Now!
I get it!
You want to believe that it's still 2005 and that you can just say things like, let's be united and we gotta get the limbs out and other mindless platitudes that go fucking nowhere.
And they haven't noticed people are dying everywhere.
You've been doing it your way for 20 years?
How's that been going for you?
How's the immigration fight been going for you?
Hey, CCFR, how your guns doing?
How's that responsible government going?
How's that responsible government going?
There is a lot of people out there that seem to think that they have something to say.
They don't!
They don't know anything.
They've never been anywhere.
They've never done anything.
They don't know anything.
And they can't do anything.
They just do this.
Whine and complain and claw at the very few of us that are actually trying to climb the mountain.
And we are climbing it.
And it's working.
And they don't like it.
They don't like that all the energy is going elsewhere out of their fucking grift and their narcissistic personality disorder ego complex.
So they're real upset about it.
You live in vans.
You're drunk in trailer parks.
You gossip on Facebook pages with nine people!
You're a loser.
Sort of your fucking life.
And get the fuck out of the way or get run over.
That's all I got to say about that.
This is defensive, you're goddamn right!
Get the fuck in or get the fuck out of the way!
Get the fuck out of the way!
Yeah, we don't take prisoners anymore.
I don't think we really ever did, but yeah, no.
If you're not on our team and you counter signal in any way or you do anything, whatever is at my disposal to fucking ruin your life, I will do it.
I will fire all towards everything.
Everything.
I will personally go to your wife and show her pictures of you fucking somebody else.
I'll show it right to her in front of you.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Some of these fucks.
Where's it?
Hey, Albert, are you out here?
Albert Kennedy.
Anybody know that guy?
Grand Prairie.
You remember a couple of years ago when they brought the noose out to Tracy Allard's house, the MLA?
I know the police are watching this.
They watch everything.
It was that guy.
It was Albert Kennedy.
He admitted it to me, bragged about it to me because he was kissing my ass for two years.
Wall of text all the time.
All the time.
What do you think about this?
You're my fucking hero all the time.
Spurg Schizo loser.
No life.
Nothing to do.
Nothing else to do.
Here is a conspiracy theory.
Starts talking about my family.
Hey, don't talk about my family.
Shut the fuck up.
And here we are still.
That guy.
Yeah, I was like, who the fuck are you again?
All right, no one.
Who are you?
Did you ever send me anything?
Oh, yes, you're a criminal.
Oh.
Well, in that case, bye-bye.
Don't care, dude.
Don't care.
You're not on our fucking team?
Fucking free.
Fair game.
This is a fucking weapons-free zone.
2024 is targets to your front.
On your own time, go on.
You know?
Targets of opportunity.
Engage.
Anyone, anytime, wherever, don't care.
That's the new, that's what we got to do.
That's the mentality.
Not defensiveness.
We are losing because people are being defensive.
Don't call me names.
Oh my God, you can't say that.
That's racist.
Kids are getting stabbed to death in the street, and your concern is it's racism.
Fuck you.
You're enabling people to be murdered.
Sit the fuck down before you're made to sit down.
I have a feeling you will be made to sit down anyway.
As time progresses, people won't stand for it.
So many people are so fucking upset at the status quo, they don't fucking care.
They're ready to pop, dude.
Let me tell you something about Whitey.
Block pilled.
Great guy.
Devin Stack.
Check him out if you don't know who he is.
Very intelligent.
I really liked a lot of his work, especially on propaganda and the media and stuff.
He used to work in Hollywood, so he knows a lot of it.
It's fascinating.
You may learn something.
He did a breakdown of a movie, Office Space.
You ever see that?
Oh, that's not what I wanted.
This is what I wanted.
Office Space is a character in this movie.
It's a 90s movie.
It's got Jennifer Aniston in it, so there's one reason to watch it, maybe.
It's pretty funny.
It's a guy that did Mike Judge.
And Milton is a character in this movie.
And he's kind of like, you know, long story short, Milton is like the micro, macro meta version of just like white guy reaction to bad situations.
And at first, when, you know, they fuck this guy over.
They treat him like shit.
They stop paying him.
They put him in the basement.
Like, they just keep abusing him.
And at first, he has a very, like, that he's being, you know, he's beside himself.
You know, he's very upset.
And then he goes, you know what?
No.
I'm just going to put, it'll, it'll, you know.
We'll just keep working.
You know?
It's okay.
It's okay.
One thing after the other, one thing after the other, one thing after the other.
And then he's like, I'm just going to burn the fucking building down now.
And that's what he does, you know?
So I know you fucking losers, I mean, because you're not, I mean, you're not men, obviously, right?
So you don't understand how men think.
They don't typically, I mean, I'm not really, I'm like a, I'm like a peacock on meth or something.
Like, I don't, I don't really fit into any kind of box.
I'm, you know, but I've, I've known lots of other, you know, stable, normal, regular men.
And it's, it's just not in their nature to just bitch and whine and complain about things ever, really.
You just kind of suck it up and put up with it because it's, it's, you know.
But there is a point.
And we're getting there.
And I can't wait.
It's just, you know, we all know so many of them.
They're out there.
There's a lot of guys that are not fucking happy with what's going on.
And the problem is just, you know, it needs to get a little worse first.
It's starting to reach out and touch people in places that they don't, you know, smaller towns, smaller cities and suburbs that never used to see this.
It was, you know, contained to the big cities for a long time.
But the cup overfloweth, as the Globe and Mail article, or cartoon rather, has shown you.
That was the thumbnail that I used this evening.
And this, what, two years ago?
This might as well have been a PPC advertisement, right?
Because one of the things the PPC was heavily criticized for was like, hey, too much migration, too many immigrants causes a problem.
You know, it's going to be bad.
And, oh my God, all these same conservative pundits, these unity, and we just have to come together and shut the fuck up.
You were always wrong.
You were always gimmicking off of us, off of me, off of people like me.
You never knew anything.
You just want to rub shoulders and repeat shit that we said until it became too uncomfortable.
Actually, shut up.
Those fucking people a few years ago were like, oh, it's too extreme.
It's too extreme.
Now they're drawing knees in the Globe and Mail.
It's a liberal newspaper in Canada.
Say when?
Pouring teacups of the world that says immigration, another one that says temporary residency into this poor little Beaver's cup who's just drowning in, well, temporary residency is some kind of white liquid, and this is some kind of maybe tea.
You know, it looks like he's in muddy water.
To take a page from Tony's book, what is this book?
Is this the Browning of Canada?
Look, is it 25 million Indians?
Is this Curry?
Is this the rivers of Bangalore?
Like, what is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But, you know, two years ago, this is an extreme...
This is what's that fucking website that obviously they would probably post there every day.
The one that was honeypotted full of feds for the fucking, it doesn't matter.
This is what they would have been saying.
And now it's like, ah, you know.
And you know why?
Because the average person can feel the temperature changing in the room.
They know where it's going.
And it's not with you.
You backed the wrong horse.
You took the wrong road.
And you're going to lose.
You're either going to have to get off of that road and get on this one, or you're just going to get run over because you're wrong.
It's a dead end.
And you will eventually come up against the wall and you're going to be and you're going to re and you're going to screech and you're going to die.
You're either going to be pulled kicking and screaming.
I saw Ferry say something like that earlier.
That's either going to happen.
You're going to, you know, begrudgingly, like I did me years ago, except this is just how it is.
You do the math and you do the calculations, which I'm sure many of us have, because listen, none of us are bad guys.
I mean, there's a couple of psychos.
Let's be fair.
Let's be fair.
There are some problem children out there.
But for the most part, all of these guys are great guys.
Hand to God.
They love their families.
They take care of their kids.
They're interested in being healthy.
They're interested in their kids doing well.
They want to see a good, stable, you know, all the normal, wholesome things.
So much so that when you get groups of them together and you're like, this is weird.
This is like how it used to be.
Like when we were kids, you know, and you're like, what is this?
This is what normal feels like.
And when you're with your own tribe and people, you suddenly start to feel empowered.
This is why they want to separate you and keep you isolated and atomized, not collectivize and organize, which is what we will be doing this year.
Sigh.
It's such a sad situation, you know.
But yeah, a lot of these guys, they're great guys and their wives, like they're committed to each other.
They love their wives.
They're very, you know, it's admirable.
And you start to realize, these are the good guys.
This isn't, wait a minute.
But you told me, and then you go back, you know, you go back to the experts and the good guy, the normal people, and you're like, you're all like sick freaks.
You're all on drugs.
You're all fucking each other and kids, apparently.
And you're dildo sales are through the fucking roof.
What's this?
Slava genocide.
Hey, hey, you guys over there, the evil, bad, you know, boo, boo.
What do you guys think?
Oh, you're against all the child killing.
Yeah.
See, again, again, they just seem to have all the right takes, you know?
So then when they started saying things I'd never heard before, I thought, I was like, well, that sounds crazy, but all the other thing, I mean, they seem so no, oh, they're just right.
Oh, it's just true.
It's just true.
And then you have to swallow that lump and go, I feel stupid and gross and confused.
And it's going to take a little while for the water to settle.
It's like dropping a bowling ball in a pool, guys.
A lot of people are frustrated.
Oh, these fucking people, man, they don't fuck.
It takes a while.
Took me probably, it was probably a two-year process.
Maybe longer.
Maybe three, maybe two.
I would say to go from like complete sports ball obsessed video game to a version of this.
But two years.
It's not something you don't read a book and go, well, or at least I didn't.
I went, I require more information.
I require more information.
And I just kept doing this until I'm like, I want to be fucking sure because this is important.
Like, if I'm going to bet my life on this, if I'm going to go all in, I want to be reasonably sure it's the right decision for me.
I want to be pretty sure I know what I'm doing.
Right?
So that's what I, so that's why I take, and I think most guys like us are like that.
That's, again, another white guy thing.
Most guys, they're not.
Impulse control is a little more take time to think, take time to organize, take time to, you know, really come, really think things through.
That being said, we're a couple years deep now into scaring this shit out of people, aren't we?
Yeah.
How bad did you guys fuck up?
How bad do you guys think the bad guys fucked up?
Because they lost Twitter, and you just did the most insanely aggressive, fear-mongering, lunatic campaign anyone's ever seen.
There is almost no one left that is like, oh, everything is fine.
Even like, because they are generally good people and their hearts are in the right place, but they are liberals, and I just think they're wrong.
But, you know, I don't have any ill will towards them.
For now, I'm kidding.
Even they are like, um, you know what I mean?
You're not losing a portion of society.
They're losing society by doing this.
And at the same time, oh, look, the floodgates have opened again right on top of like little hungry birds.
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
What's happening?
Millions of people are now confused and alarmed and concerned about what's happening in the world and to a point that they're actually really looking finally.
This is the beginning of the process, the beginning of the transformation, the evolution into Hitler.
Okay?
So the chirpity chip, chirp.
Now it's just feeding all the mouths of the hungry birds, and it's crazy to see.
And if you just hadn't have been so greedy, and you just hadn't have been so fucking crazy, and you're like, we need to make that money, baby.
We need to make that vaccine money, baby.
You just had to, didn't you?
You just had to have another war, didn't you?
You just had to get more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, And I think I'm, I'm, I don't have a watch, Phil.
Do you?
I mean, we could say it is January 1st, 2024.
This is, you know, premature, you could say, but I'm going to just do the math quickly, you know, summarily.
You know, first draft, I may have made some mistakes somewhere, but generally, roughly, I'm pretty sure you done fucked up.
And I think it's curtains.
I don't know if there's any way out of this now.
What's your plan now?
You're going to do another war?
Oh, that'll help.
Hey, maybe more lockdown.
Maybe censor the internet because people aren't suspicious already.
I mean, where's my freaking, I'm in the wrong playlist.
Oh, no, that's not what I wanted.
Where is this?
All right.
There's so many vectors here.
Economic eclipse, like everyone's standard of, and that's where you really fucked up.
I love watching nature documentary.
I mean, I don't.
I don't know why I said that.
Although sometimes, you know, I've seen a few.
I think they're interesting.
And there's a lot to learn about life.
Animal life.
I mean, we do tests on animals.
We train rodents.
We do all kinds of things.
There's all kinds of animal behavior that we can study that you can find in humans and things humans do that animals do.
You know, dolphins murder?
Like, they have an intent.
Like, fuck you.
And they will murder.
Like, humans are the only animal that kills for sport.
No, they're not, actually.
There's tons of other animals to do.
What a stupid leftist thing to say.
Only humans.
They're the worst.
Have you met snakes?
Like, what are you talking about?
Cats.
Cats just kill mice because they can!
The only reason your cat doesn't kill you is because it can't, if it was big enough.
And that's the point here.
We watched one the other night, and there's one of these, you know, Lion Trainer guys, I guess.
Somewhere in, I don't know, Asia, I think.
And, uh...
Oh!
Hard on that one.
So It's a very big, powerful animal.
Like, huge.
This thing was, like, 700, 800,000 pounds.
I don't know.
massive one of those big like it looks It's head is the size of a car.
I'm probably exaggerating a little bit, but you've seen, go just Google pictures of lions, you know?
It's pretty big deal.
And this guy has it on a leash.
Like, it's a dog.
Like, it's a chain around its neck.
I don't know how big.
A couple inches, like.
But like a dog collar.
He's just, you know, walking it around.
And I'm just like...
Now the wheels of my brain are turning.
How did he do this?
If his animal ever decides to kill him, there's nothing he can do.
He'll just fucking die.
If, uh, you know, if Fifi here gets a little cranky and wants to take a swipe at you, your fucking head will come right off.
Like, it's not even going to be a contest, alright?
It's not like, oh, we're going to have a battle.
It's like stepping on a bug.
You're just a bug to Fifi.
Now, why doesn't Fifi do this?
Doesn't Fifi realize she's a slave?
She likes being a slave.
See, because Fifi was very fat, you know, very well-fed.
All the needs taken care of.
Shelter, food, you know, delicacies, probably even stud lying.
I don't know.
It's one of these fancy places.
Come see these crazy animals.
Do you see the comparison?
We're Fifi.
I could have picked a better name, but you get the idea.
Let's go Phil.
It's all you buddy.
You guys have New Year's resolutions.
Phillip has New Year's degenerations.
He's back on the blow.
He's back on the blow.
We're going back.
We're going back to season one energy.
Burn it down.
We need to build nuclear weapons.
Greg, as the diplomat, I'm going to need you to get in touch with the Kim Jong, whatever the fuck, family, North Korea.
We need to build nuclear weapons.
We gotta make a deal.
We gotta secure our future.
We need nuclear weapons to do it, obviously.
The only people not getting bombed into oblivion have nuclear weapons.
So, I mean, the situation is clear.
Obviously, if we want to survive, we need the bomb.
So, that's there you go, Tony.
There you go.
There you go, Ceces.
got me now.
Now you've Now, finally.
He's going to nuke Toronto.
If I fucking could, I would.
Push the button.
Do it.
But all those people, do it now.
Come on.
You'll never get an opportunity like this again.
You're right.
Boop.
Waterfox says, happy new year to you and yours.
When you do the tour, please don't miss the total eclipse on April 8th.
Is there one?
Oh, cool.
Something weird will probably happen.
There's all those weird, gay, wizard people out there with their magic gematria calendars.
Oh, all the fucking stupid shit is lined up.
I have powers now.
Shut the fuck.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
You know what power looks like?
Power looks like an Apache gunship tearing you in half.
That's fucked up.
You ever see that?
I've seen that.
Oh, are the numbers?
Are this magic numbers?
Oh, is it really?
Oh, is it the sacred date of the fucking he fucking jerked me off?
I don't care.
I don't give a shit.
You see that?
And it's not welcome.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MAGIC!
Thought will handle you.
Cocaine Rimjob.
I wonder where you've been.
Now he's back and you're back all at the same time.
What are the odds of that?
What are the odds of that?
Says, dildo futures are up 10% in after hours trading following tonight's rage cast.
Well, I want a cut of this.
As my financial embezzlement officer, you were supposed to be on top of this.
Why aren't you stealing?
Remember when we stole all the fundraiser money too?
That was a good one.
There's a fake fundraiser.
They're just stealing.
They're fucking stealing.
Oh, you'll see.
There's not even really a lawyer.
I mean, this schizophrenic...
Pump the brakes.
You're a mess.
Well, here's what I think.
I think you should take a shower.
I think you should, you know, live indoors.
I think you should find employment.
I think a lot of things.
I don't say them out loud, though, because I'm just trying to be polite.
Oh, but since you think you're a fucking badass now, well, drop the knife, son.
Y'all can get it.
I don't care.
There's some of these drunk fucks bothering Morgan all the time.
Listen, I gotta deal with this.
You're like, oh, I'm just gonna fucking send her 30 text messages at 4:30 in the fucking morning demanding answers to questions nobody asked.
Oh, yeah, right, good.
Keep it up.
Maid is available, guys.
You can get it now.
You can just go to the hospital and be like, end me.
And they'll be like, cool.
Zing, gone.
Done.
Everybody wins.
Your miserable existence comes to an end.
We don't have to put up with it.
And hey, there's space for, I mean, someone to, I mean, that's one space in a parking lot you're sleeping in that a migrant could be in.
And let's face it, we're going to have a lot of homeless people in the coming year.
25% of mortgage holders, as of the last calculations.
I haven't seen any updates since.
I think it was Bloomberg.
So, I don't know, nobody.
Just Bloomberg.
It means 20% of Canadian mortgages are probably going to go bust in this quarter.
First quarter 2024.
Sometime between now and March, 20% of people that own buildings are under mortgages.
Bye!
What is that?
2 million people?
I don't know.
I have no idea how many people that is.
It sounds like a lot, though, doesn't it?
It's got to be a few.
Where are they going to go?
If they can't pay their mortgage, they can't afford to rent anything.
That's for damn sure.
So, oh, well, then.
Oh, well.
Oh, well, Canada, the bank's just going to have your house now.
And you know who's going to live in your house?
Fucking migrants are.
Write it down.
I'm always right about these things.
I've got a list, a track record.
I'm not doing it to sound arrogant.
I'm doing it to assure you, this is a real risk.
This is not good.
There's going to be, oh, look at all this empty residential housing.
Look, the housing crisis is solving itself, guys.
Oh, we have housing available all of a sudden for all these permanent fucking residents.
Oh, good.
Oh, there you go, Paul Minder.
Live in the Johnsons home.
Shut up, pay the bank, Johnson.
Oh, you can't?
Well, we'll take your fucking life away.
Oh, I like it here.
These people are definitely on our side.
We should do what they say more often.
Who told you that we were evil?
The evil people did.
Oh, did they really?
Let me, oh, let me fucking pour my sympathies out for you.
Can't believe it.
Wake up.
I mean, I guess you won't.
I mean, it couldn't be more obvious.
And so many people, you ever notice this?
I was going to tweet this, and I did it precisely for this reason.
I was like, this is going to piss off so many of these fucking freaks because it's true.
I mean, I am way more up to date on what's going on, you know, how the universe works than these fucking freaks are.
And they're just living in denial, you know.
Just mention.
And I'm not even somebody who's like, listen, as a fellow Christian, I'm like, I'm not.
You don't have to be a Christian to believe in the concept of hell.
That when your consciousness leaves your body, which it does, I've had an experience.
That's all I'm going to say.
I am 100%.
Not 100% positive that you and your body exist independently of each other.
One is using the other, okay?
So if that's of any comfort to you.
Hey, if I'm wrong, it doesn't matter because nothing happens and we all just turn into nothing, right?
So, oh well, fine.
Dust.
But you mention that and watch.
Watch who comes to the and it's like pieces of shit.
And you're like, oh, what did you do?
Oh, you got something.
You are.
There's something wrong with you.
You got something going on inside of you, huh?
Interesting.
You know?
The idea that you can.
Like you got it.
You literally have to be stupid.
You know, most of like the most brilliant people in the world, they're like, yeah, God is definitely a thing.
Like, the universe was 100% created by an intelligence.
That is indisputable.
No smart person in the world disputes this.
There's a few.
And then I'm just, you know, some of them I respect.
And I'm just like, hey, you know, but I just, I really think you're wrong.
That's all.
I want the best for you, but I'm telling you, there's some spooky shit afoot.
To put it mildly.
And to think that, and why?
So this is a created reality world, whatever you want to call it.
Why?
There's obviously a reason.
Nobody goes to this much trouble to be like, oh, I just wanted to have a hot dog.
Like, what the fuck?
I mean, we were given the ability to think and reason for some reason.
No other animals are doing this.
It was a very unique situation that humans specifically find themselves in.
In this strange world, in the middle of nowhere, a billion, million, gazillion, endless, trillion, fulfilling doobs, miles, seconds, from anything, you'll never...
No, you're not.
You're never going anywhere.
No one's going anywhere.
I promise.
You're never getting tomorrow.
Nobody's going anywhere.
They send probes out.
It's like, dude, it's just nothing forever.
It's like the edges of the map.
It's just there for noise.
This is the main event.
It's right here.
Look at this fucking place.
And every ancient culture in the world, any culture worthy of respect, I should say, like advanced civilizations, like they've done incredible things.
Some of the structures and things they were able to do...
They're actually smarter than us.
We can't even replicate some of these megastructures these people have created.
We can't do it today, right now.
We can't even, not only can we not make them, we can't even lift the fucking bricks they used.
Not one.
This is like a baby coming up to like his father's gun cabin and being like, You don't, don't even just put that down.
Just put that down before you hurt yourself, okay, big fella?
Here, give me that.
We're children, and these people were very concerned about these things.
Like, listen, you better be all right.
Because if you don't, there's some, listen, this place is scary, okay?
Like, every, it doesn't matter.
This is my general interpretation of just like, most people have this general concept, religious spiritual people anyway.
It's many different faiths.
Like, there's something scary out here, man.
Like, there's spooky shit happening.
I think there's people, I think someone's watching us, you know, and they're like, ah, me too.
One of those guys, yeah, there's something going on, you know?
I think we're making it mad.
And if you don't, if you're not good, you will be punished.
And that's the point.
It's, you know, that's simulation theory.
I like that one.
Because that one is very, like, the logic of it makes sense to me.
And, and the, like in the matrix, I love this metaphor, the leap of faith you have to make.
Because that's what it's looking for.
The strength of character to decide your convictions and then jump.
That's impressive.
That's badass is what that is, you know?
In a test like that, you won't be able to find out who those people are if they don't have that risk, if they don't have that on.
I have no idea what's going to happen.
That's the point.
Obviously.
The point is...
You got the balls?
Huh?
Let's see what you're made of, kid.
What kind of test would that be?
The best kind of simulation or test to find out who you really are is one that you don't know is happening.
The whole game is just like, let's see what's in here.
Let's see what kind of piece of shit this person is.
Let's see what kind of piece of shit this person is.
And again, Christianity, Islam, all of them.
Hey, don't, generally, right?
And everybody has different interpretations.
It's like, don't be evil.
Don't be a piece of shit.
Are you going to get taken away when you die?
Is you horrible?
It's bad.
Don't, dude.
You don't understand.
It's not like a weekend.
It's like fucking awful.
I would do anything not to go there.
Hmm.
Seems serious.
And you're like, oh, you just take that on faith and superstition and stuff.
Yeah, well, did you know how many people have out-of-body death experiences where they recall everything that happened in the room?
Who was there?
What was said, the operation, the ambulance ride, all kinds of things.
Flying through the windshield, their parents showing up.
Oh, my God, my kid.
And they're sitting there watching the whole thing.
And then these people miraculously survive.
They remember it all.
And with 98 to 95% accuracy.
Not like, oh, yeah, they guessed the car.
I mean, yeah, that's what happened.
Oh, my God.
How is that possible?
Recently, they've discovered that when you die, okay, in the ballpark of 5 to 15 minutes after you are dead, like no heartbeat, no brain activity, you're dead.
The brain just goes...
Ta-da!
You know, like, I need a...
This is just getting crazy now.
I don't think I have anything.
This works?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm, you know, being, you know, funny about this, but, like, this is, this science, it's real.
This is, I swear to God, and it's insane.
The parts of your brain that are responsible for communication, like I'm doing right now, like thinking, reasoning, like talking to someone are going nuts.
The part of your brain that covers decision-making, you know, consequences, that kind of stuff, the part that is responsible for moving around like you're doing vigorous activity.
This isn't a dead person, by the way.
And not one or two or 20 or like a lot.
This is a known thing now.
And people are like, well, that's fucking weird.
Then that's where we're at.
So for minutes at a time, people are dead 50. Some of these people were brain dead for months.
No brain activity at all.
It's over.
The family gives up, pulls the plug, 10, 15 minutes.
Surprise!
Congratulations, everybody!
You just died!
Let's play!
How much of a piece of shit were you?
Philip, roll the tape!
That's your light flashing before your eyes.
is all just shares all the stairs everything you did you're just standing there like Oh, you killed the fucker!
It's real.
Seven convictions for assaulting women, breaking an inner ring?
Oh my god.
You harassed a woman until she died.
She killed herself.
You're going in the hole.
Bye.
Some of these people, like, and here's the comforting thing is that most people say that it was a pleasant kind of life-affirming experience.
They would like, you know, there was dead relatives and all this kind of stuff, and it was really profound.
It changed their life, like legitimately.
10 years later, they're like, nope, they're still like, it was that powerful to them.
And I imagine it would be.
You died and came back to life.
Pretty crazy.
Some of these people were dead for like an hour.
And it just, this is a phenomenon that exists in our world that doesn't make any sense.
We don't talk about it.
And I think it's important because this suggests a lot of things that means that doing the right thing is important.
And we all know that for some reason, don't we?
Where does that come from?
Where's your instinct?
What is your conscience?
Why do we have one?
Animals don't seem to have one.
Why do we have one?
You know, it's a lot of clues.
So anyway, they get real, real upset when you mention hell.
One guy, he said, his story was fucking pretty mental, actually.
Scary as fuck.
I'm going to find some.
What do I get for this?
10 hours?
Nightmares from the mist.
This could be good.
Let's try this, guys.
So this guy's a piece of shit, I guess.
Drinks constantly.
Like, it sounds like he beats up his wife and kids because they said, oh, yeah, I had anger problems.
Yeah.
So he's just a, yeah.
He gets sick.
Something happens to him.
Goes to the hospital.
He's there.
And they're like, oh man, you're actually really sick with a real big problem in your guts.
And if you don't deal with surgery soon, you're going to die.
And he's laying there in pain and he's in pain.
And then he's just like, feels better.
He feels better.
His wife is there.
And she's pissed.
He's like, fuck is her problem.
I'm the one in the bed.
Anyway, he's like, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I've been waiting here.
This is retarded.
I feel better.
I'm leaving.
Pulls out his shit, goes in the hallway.
No one's there anywhere.
Hello?
And then, then he says, dark hooded figures appear in the hallway and say, it's time to go.
And he goes, what the fuck?
And then they drag him into a hole and he's falling for minutes.
It's no, just the sensation of plummeting to your doom for minutes in complete silence.
So we're off to a good start.
I'd already be like, is this forever?
Do I just fall forever?
Holy fuck, no.
Then he hears a voice say, "We're almost there!" Then he lands in hell and he's disassembled by creatures.
This guy's telling the story.
He's got tears coming out of his eyes.
He's shaking.
He was like, it was horrible.
You're like, And they just kept showing him all the horrible things.
Like, what he did to people and how it destroyed their lives and how it hurt.
And just guilting the shit out of the fuck torch for him.
It's like, there's just screaming everywhere.
I'm like, this is legitimately fucked up, guys.
I don't know.
And there's, you know, millions of people with these stories and experiences.
And, you know, I find that interesting in the fact that your brain is still operating 15 minutes after you're dead for a few minutes and then it goes dark.
What happens in those few minutes?
Any of those things people are describing?
Because if so, this changes the game.
This changes the game.
Listen, guys, I didn't want to have to say this, but we're dealing with hooded robed figures.
There's dark figures with hoods, guys.
Like the opposite of the KKK.
Which must mean that.
It could have been Antifa.
That's a good point.
Because they would fight like that.
There would have to be like 12 of them, right?
It would have to be 12-on-one.
I can see that.
So it could be...
Those are the...
Oh my god, you figured it out!
That makes perfect sense, actually.
That makes perfect sense, actually.
As the degeneration, everything gets worse and more horrible.
The crazy, the child sex dungeons and the fucking, you know?
And you're driving through town, and there's just these insane, you know, sex parades, and there's just people getting murdered and raped everywhere.
What the f the fuck is going on?
That's Antifa, Daddy.
Oh my god!
They're not human, they're coming out of the crowd!
Drive, drive, drive, drive, dad!
Run them over, Daddy!
Send them over!
*outro music*
Take the wheel, son!
*Dramatic music*
Go back around!
Go around again!
This is fun!
I love you!
This is great finding experience!
And then the Saxon began to hate.
It's like he just snaps father and son.
Make that movie!
Hollywood is so subversive.
There's nothing anyone would watch ever.
It's so bad.
If they had any idea how much money they could make by making actual cool shit again, they'd probably do it.
Imagine that movie.
It's like Mel Gibson and like Tom Hardy.
Father and son, you know, driven together again by their mutual love of alcohol.
They're good men, but they're dark and they have problems.
And for whatever reason, fate has driven them together at the end of the world.
And they're, you know, the bonds of their family are reunited in their mutual love of protecting their family by destroying Hellspawn, running them over, shotguns, shovels to the head.
I mean, Nicholas Cage makes an appearance.
This is a fucking.
I want, this is a movie, dude.
I would love this movie.
Just starts with Mel Gibson's drunken arrest.
Listen to me.
They're starting all the worse.
They're starting all the worse.
All right, Mel, that's enough.
Get in the car.
You gotta listen to me!
*Dramatic music*
That's like the third one tonight, Chief!
Yeah!
Must be a full moon or something.
*Dramatic music*
But it wasn't a full moon.
And what they did is that their greatest fear was about to come true.
What's up in the sky?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is Solar Cross!
Tom Hardy's in the other cell.
They break out of jail together.
They knock the cops out and take their guns, and then they're on the run, and that's when they run into the Hellspawn!
Coming immediately to all theaters!
Who directs this masterpiece?
Clint fucking Eastwood does!
Clint fucking Eastwood does!
And Tom Hanks is in it, but he gets killed!
And he dies bad!
I'm gonna make my movie.
And it's not gonna be...
It's gonna be a documentary.
We're actually gonna do this for real.
Sounds good to me.
Jack Nicholson.
Oh, they're gonna love me.
I love this movie.
He's like an old wizard, you know?
He's like an old racist wizard, Jack Nicholson.
Do you imagine Jack Nicholson in a movie like that?
Chains off.
Go buck wild.
Look at me.
I look like it.
I'm an executive.
I just sold this movie.
This is how I'm selling movies.
You're not even going to pay me for this, are you, you motherfuckers?
I'm your best salesman.
Trying to think of a movie title.
Black Sign.
Black Sign.
Here's another thing.
I have a feeling all of those people would agree to that movie.
Christopher Walken would have to be in it.
He wouldn't go with them.
He would just be like on the journey somewhere.
And he's like, oh, excuse me.
I thought you were one of them.
It's crazy out there.
Coming under the walls.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Watch your tongue.
I used to be one of them.
I drank human blood.
I can levitate.
Would you like to see that?
No, it's okay.
We're just going to take a rest break from killing anti-they're not human, you know.
I know.
I've seen it.
It's crazy.
zombie.
It's working.
What the fuck?
It's working.
Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
That's fucking weird.
It's very, I don't know what it's supposed to do.
We live in a cartoon, man.
You have to.
You have to go stupid once in a while, or you just, you're not going to live.
Black Hole Sun?
That's a great song.
Maybe that's what you can.
Well, maybe there you go.
And that song is in the movie?
This is getting better every minute, man.
*clap*
We got to talk soundtrack, obviously.
That's a good start.
What else?
What else?
I need ideas.
I'm selling it.
You're going to sell it, baby.
Don't worry.
There's going to be a scene with a pile of shoes, and Mel Gibson's just going to kick it over.
I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!
*laughs* This is my...
It's the most fun I ever had making a movie.
Mel, you got to calm down.
He's waiting his whole career for this.
He's not going to calm down.
Nazarite says, finally some real live streaming.
Those other guys are full of shit.
Which ones?
Squirrely Nat.
Crappy you year.
Is it crappy you year?
I'm sure the banks will do okay.
Aldose mortgages.
They've got to go.
They've got to go.
20%.
Unprecedented.
It's a fire sale.
They worked themselves to death and now they can't afford their own houses!
And I get to benefit!
Banks Are cool, right?
Aren't they?
Aren't they just a great service?
You know, the whole interest debt banking scheme, you know, the whole thing, when you really look at it up close, you're like, this is like this is stealing.
You know, this is just stealing.
Do we not all know this?
Like, look at it for five minutes.
Spend five minutes and have someone tell you about what the, you know, fiat currency banking, you know, scheme is.
And you'll be like, this is, this is thievery.
Yes, that's correct.
No, you see, we have to have all your gold.
And in exchange, we're going to give you this magic paper with your face on it.
And your, that's, that's pretend, yeah.
Hey, wait a minute.
Like, you could just make paper out of nothing and get all my actual and voluble stuff on it.
Yes, it's quite right.
I'm trading everything away for useless garbage.
Why does this work?
Because I've brainwashed you.
Because you're my slave, you see?
Isn't it magical?
I've got everything by the balls.
I could never make a mistake.
Whoopi!
Yay!
The spoiled, rotten great-grandchildren of the actual mastermind psychopaths that got a lot of the groundwork done.
Let's put it that way.
They're all dead.
Their children are on drugs.
Think about it.
They're people.
They're not like ripped up.
They're not, though.
They're not, though.
They're humans and they're shitty.
They're shitty humans.
They're only where they are.
The only reason they have this much power and position is through nepotism.
People, I mean, there's family dynasties in the White House.
I remember as a child going, what are the odds of that?
I was like eight years old, nine years old, thinking, that's a lot of people in the United States.
What was it?
Hundreds of millions?
It's so many.
How is the same person the president over and over?
Like the same couple people?
Really?
There's nobody else?
That's crazy.
You'd think it'd be way more competitive, you know?
We'd think it'd be like a, it would just be so many, you'd think you'd have like a hundred excellent choices.
And it would be like, it's so hard to just pick one because they're all amazing.
No, you just have horrible and horrible and other horrible.
And you're like, that's really odd.
And it's always the same people over and over.
Wow.
Wow.
That's so fucking weird.
They don't deserve to be there.
They didn't fight their way in.
They don't even appreciate anything they have.
They're a bunch of spoiled, rotten bitch children.
Are you kidding?
Are you fucking kidding me?
They're running this into the ground and I love it.
I love it.
You're so stupid and you can't stop yourself.
And we don't have to do anything.
Nothing.
Just watch.
Just watch the show.
Well, look at that.
QAnon was right all the time.
Just literally just watch.
This is really not.
No, I'm kidding.
We have a lot of work to do, actually.
By that I mean, like, we're all going to keep doing what we're doing anyway.
Nobody's going to take any time off.
Nobody's going to be like, ah, you know what?
I really miss being a zombie.
I like to entertain myself with fake reality instead of real reality and live in a fantasy world of video games and movies and nonsense while my world around me is literally being stolen out from under me by criminals and thieves and they're just dumping trash all over our cities and towns.
These aren't, a lot of these people are not like, oh, geez, yeah, here, have all of our best, these waves of people, endless waves of people coming into Europe.
They're criminals, hey?
These people emptied their prison.
Literally, I'm not kidding.
We're like, sick.
Go, get.
And they got rid of all their trash people.
Oh, it's South America.
Yeah, get, go, empty the jails.
Good.
See you later, cartels.
Bye.
Good fuck out.
Go to America.
I don't care, but see you later.
You're free.
Go.
Why wouldn't you?
If you're in Mexico, or if you're any of these places, you're like, what's going on?
You'll never believe it.
The Italians are just taking everybody.
What do you mean, everybody?
I mean, everybody.
Oh no, do I have any...
Nope.
Come on!
Has it been this long since I've been this offensive to the Muslims?
This is crazy.
I've been taking it easy on them.
Yeah, here we go.
Because they're not that stupid, you know?
They're not stupid.
You're telling me they're just going to take anybody.
Yes, that's the plan.
They're just going to say, hey, come on, come the fuck in.
I'm the best.
Aliyah, I have an idea.
What is your idea, Sultan?
I think it is garbage day.
Good idea, ultimate ruler.
The Shah has spoken.
No, but everyone did.
Like, Honduras, Columbia, everybody.
See ya, bye.
They'll just fucking send them away.
Sail away.
Sail away.
Come sail away with me.
Welcome to Ireland.
Stabby, stabby, stabby, stabby.
Sail, come away, come sail away.
It's New Year's Eve in Germany.
Rapey time.
Rape, rape, and rape o'clock.
Let's check in on Paris.
Stabby, stabby, stabby time.
This is going great.
I love that these people are in charge.
They're so good at everything.
They are just brilliant.
If I was trying to destroy the world, I don't know what else they could do.
Like people would...
Tell me what you think.
What else?
What else could be done?
Think about that.
Every single pressure vector of importance at all is under sustained assault for years.
Everything, every part of the institution.
Remember when it was medicine time?
Remember when everybody had to have medicine time?
Remember medicine time, you guys?
Remem trust the medicine?
I love trust the medicine.
Trust the medicine was like my favorite time.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Yeah, nobody's gonna notice.
We're gonna make so much money.
Wow, at what cost, though?
Oh, it'll be fine.
Are you sure?
Because, uh, I don't know.
Seems like a big move.
Bite off a little more than you can chew, maybe.
What else is going on?
Right.
The stabbing and the killing and all of that.
Good, great.
Yeah, New Year's Eve was not good in a lot of places.
Oh, right.
Cambie Drey says, imagine the voice in main researchers from the fall of Cabal found dead of suicide after exposing the loons and their lifetimes of suffering they have inflicted.
It's a job for the bees to solve.
I don't think I've ever seen that one.
I don't like the word cabal.
It just.
It's actually an accurate.
I mean, it's not a bad word.
It just for whatever reason.
We gotta stop the cabal.
Okay, cabal.
Are we gonna need dwarves?
Are we going to have to fry to Narnia on magical horses?
We must stop the cabal, Frederick.
The fuck are you talking about?
Cabal!
You sound insane.
You sound insane, sir.
No one is...
I don't know.
And I think I saw the thumbnail once and it was just like, this is not, I expected to see like, man, some of those, and again, I've watched everything I'm too curious.
And the alien stuff is really...
The rest of it, though, is pure comedy.
It's amazing.
Some of the shit these people say.
I was an interstellar galactic soldier in the mining wars of the fucking Zumicron belt.
They time-aged me and so much.
Are you fucking kidding?
Thank you.
This is a magic piece of cloth I got from an alien.
I'm sure it was.
And it's like, this is on a...
I hope that the people, the masterminds behind some of that shit that's on like Amazon Prime, whatever.
You know, when you go to like the end of those video streaming services that you probably shouldn't be on because there's nothing, there's nothing left.
There's nothing left.
It's a barren wasteland.
You go past like the decent stuff and you're like, it's the A-level Hollywood, you know?
And then you keep going.
It's like, well, you're getting into lower, but, you know, still good.
Still some.
And then you get into the, okay, that's a Korean movie.
Like, then you're starting to change languages.
Then it's just, then there's a lot of Nicholas Cage.
What is this?
I've never even heard of that.
What the fuck?
And then it's like, you know, I was a fucking transdimensional spice wizard.
You're like, okay.
And I just watched them.
I'm like, what is wrong with you?
Are you this stupid?
Do you think people are bought?
They'll believe me.
I'll just say, one guy I was watching a show, Art Bell.
You guys ever watched the Art Bell show that was on back in the day?
He just died a little while ago.
There was a guy who had a hole, Mel's Hole.
Google that.
Mel's hole.
And this guy calls in about this hole, which is bottomless.
And he's got this crazy story.
And it's like, interesting, you know?
And he's like, yeah, the military was here.
I don't know what's going on.
And then some people go out there.
They're like, the military is there.
And it is in a weird place.
And there's no satellite photos of his farm for some reason.
Like, something weird's going on.
I'm telling you.
Anyway, it goes from like interesting.
Go on.
I'm open-minded.
I find this unlikely and probably, but however, I like a good story.
And it's good for the mind.
It's good to use your imagination.
That way you stay sharp.
When you just dismiss everything outright, you're being lazy.
It's just like doing work.
You almost have to entertain the crazy stuff to then go, okay, here's why this does.
So your brain works and you don't end up in an RV with a Filipino lady calling herself the fucking queen of the galaxy.
So, you know, just some advice, guys.
I'm just trying to prevent you from a horrible fate.
They're being hunted as a cult in like rural Saskatchewan now.
There's no heat.
They're staying in derelict buildings.
Like to the last man.
This is crazy.
I can't believe she's still rolling around.
Queen Ramona!
This is the most obvious cult.
I mean...
Oh, but what?
Freedom of speech?
Is that why?
Because that seems to matter so much in this country.
Give me a break.
Like, somebody's going to kill somebody eventually, obviously.
It's a cult, guys.
They're only just going to continue to degenerate until it fucking becomes complete madness.
You know?
We must eat each other's hearts to attain eternal life.
It was cure.
It was the man in the white hats.
They taught me as the queen of the universe.
Here, eat this can of sardines that I received from Vladimir Putin.
He has chosen me to be the international diplomat to the aliens.
Like, these are things that she said.
It's fucking crazy.
And there's a pile of people just, I don't know what she's making them do.
Probably lick things.
I don't fucking know, man.
Do something about it.
They post it up in a town and God bless this town.
Good for you.
Good for you.
What was the name of that town in Saskatchewan?
They roll into this abandoned building school.
They're like, oh, no one lives there.
We'll just bring our cult to just slunk around in this abandoned building at night amongst the townsfolk of middle of nowhere Saskatchewan.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
No, it's not fine.
All the John Deere people came out.
And they ran them off.
You know?
It's like, hey, the fucking dude in that school.
Just Mershaw.
Get the fuck out of here, you freaks!
Hey, psycho!
Hey, psycho!
Yeah, get the fuck out!
We will fucking kill you!
This whole town will erase you!
You will have never...
No one will ever find you!
This is real Saskatchewan!
There's more bodies out here than you can fucking imagine!
Try me!
Queen of the...
Oh, you're gonna be queen of the Boneyard!
*laughs*
And then she left.
I don't know why.
I mean, they seem so welcoming.
Like, hundreds of people up against the fence.
And then they fled.
I'm like, God, yes.
Finally, some sense.
Good for you.
I have a feeling those people might be okay.
They at least recognize crazy people when they see them.
That's good.
That's a good sign.
I didn't know we had to explain this anymore.
Oh, I remember when that, guys, remember that happened?
Like, have you seen this?
So many people sent me this.
Like, what do you think of this?
I'm like, what do you mean what I think of it?
She's a Looney Tune.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Oh, she unfurled a brand new dollar store Canadian flag and a charter of rights or something like that on like a shitty drywall off yellow color in some chair that looked like it was, I don't know, probably upholstered in 1981.
It smelled like cigarettes.
I could tell you from the video, it smelled like cigarettes.
She smelled like cigarettes.
I don't know how, but I could, as soon as I turned it on, you ever walk into a house like that, a house party, and you're like, no, it's one of these.
Fuck me.
I just cleaned all these clothes.
Oh, well.
How are you guys doing?
We're having cancer, are we?
Oh, I love.
Yeah, why do I come here?
This is fucking horrible.
My head hurts.
Are you okay?
The secret people appointed her the queen.
Donald Trump himself?
This tiny random Filipino lady who lives in a dilapidated shack in East Vancouver.
Who's driving around in a 1989, like the fucking Winnebago from Spaceballs with her face on it, breaks down.
She tells her followers to like empty their savings to fucking repair the magic spaceship so they, whatever the hell it is they're doing can continue.
What are they doing on this boss?
What the fuck is going on?
I'm getting really bent out of shape.
I don't like that we've talked.
This is up to us.
I feel like a responsibility as the meanest, most scary, you know, far-right supervillains in the country.
We got to deal with this.
Nobody else seems to want to put this to bed.
She was here.
She's out there.
She's just posting up all over the country.
he's getting kicked out of places.
How long can you ignore a problem?
You know what I mean?
We can't just let this fester.
We can't let this fester.
It's a festering wound.
How many more towns have to get pitchforks and torches and chase cults out of their schools?
Canada is a good one.
It's good up here.
Scarecrow says, Happy New Year to Your Majesty the Bard of Arcadia and to Her Royal Highness the Queen.
I come to extend the tidings of thanks from the Dukedom of Dabblejohn.
How Dabblejoh?
Though I'm a bit filthy stuffed.
Ray going to stick in the field.
Thou hast seemed fit to entertain, inspire, cajole me, and the boys and the multitudes of scarecrows and all these many years of stuff, law.
Thanks, boy.
Fucking Double John.
Double John, boy.
Fuck.
Fucking Double John, boy.
Newfoundlanders are hilarious.
The cool ones.
The cool ones are really cool and the shitty ones are really shitty.
That's the thing about Newfoundland you need to understand, okay?
If you need, if anyone, I, I, they, it might be Canada's Alabama.
I don't know.
Because I feel like Alabama could be one.
Because there are any Americans that can verify that it's like, listen, they're either going to be amazing or they're going to be fucking horrible.
There's nothing in between.
It's uncanny.
They're just insufferable or they're awesome.
It's really bizarre.
I just go really one way or the other over there.
I don't know if it's inbreeding or what's going on.
The boys is fucking lit.
Haley says, making my boomer con dad watch Ragecast for the first time.
Oh, no.
Shut it down.
Can you red pill him real quick?
We've got one shot.
This is, listen, I already explained this.
This is a process.
You need to consume a lot of information until you feel comfortable enough that the footing you're standing on will support your weight.
And then you tread carefully down the spider's web.
It could be anywhere.
It could be anything.
I need to do this again.
It's going to be one of these nights.
I've been, you know, I've been pent up.
It's been too much No, we can't do Nightmare of the Mist again.
What's this?
Lovecraft.
Oh, this is probably going to be fucked up.
Yeah, good.
You got to find a lot of red flags, a lot of clues.
This is going to be as normie-friendly as possible.
That's the challenge.
Tonight's challenge!
Do it.
Do it without saying a single bad word.
If you can.
Okay, Alien Game Show.
It starts with a red flag.
One and maybe not another for many years.
Perhaps decades could go by.
It's really hard to say.
Perhaps many arrive in a row.
Perhaps some so large they're impossible to ignore That it shakes the very foundations of your life, causing you to ask some serious questions, perhaps the first time ever in your life.
It's unsettling, it's confusing, it's disturbing.
But it is there, though, in your mind at the dinner table, at bed at night, in the shower, on those long drives to work alone in the car.
What am I doing?
What is happening?
Something is not right.
Something's very wrong.
But what?
So many people are saying so many things.
It's a deluge of information, of lies, of conspiracies.
Madness mixed with genius.
Lies wrapped in convenient truths.
like the poisoned almond And when you've collected enough of these red flags by accumulation or simply the gaping hole it left in your life, the flag-sized enormous hole in your life.
Where it was left by something that looked like a red flag.
Either way, it will show you the way, like a clue, a roadmap, a direction.
Go north.
North, boy.
Here, you will find what you seek.
If ye have courage and the strength of character to cross the unknown and face the darkest of realities.
And you may tread the spider's web.
Perhaps it was war.
Perhaps it was the pharmaceutical industry, the health industry.
Perhaps the energy industry, the banking industry.
What exactly is happening on the television these days, industry?
Perhaps the newspaper industry, the media industry, any industry really.
It doesn't matter because the monopoly is total.
It is complete.
They own everything.
They own everyone.
It is so obvious that failure to find the center of the web can mean only one thing, that you don't have the courage to proceed down the path.
Because they all lead to the same place.
And when you get there, you'll meet people from all over the world.
How did you get here?
And there we face the spider to be continued.
This has been a production of creepy, insane story time for normies.
That's all I got.
After that, we're going back to brutal.
We're going back to racism now.
That's the, yo, that's not for kids either.
That's kind of fucked up.
That sounded fucked up.
As I was saying it, I'm like, I don't know why I'm doing it in this accent, but this just feels fucked up.
It feels like an appropriate amount of like, haha, it's kind of funny, but I'm also kind of, is he serious?
Like, what?
I mean, it's a, I mean, he's trying to be, I mean, there's music and everything, but.
I mean, not, I mean, for real, though, like, what do you, like, how much of that was.
Every word.
Every word.
How do you beat the spider?
Oh, many have tried.
None have yet to succeed.
Courage is required.
Beep!
Hi, everybody.
This is Dag with the Milkshake.
It's payday, so remember to go to the Grift.shop and spend, spend, spend.
Get yourself a brand new Diagonalon t-shirt.
It'll be perfect for all those summer barbecues, hangouts, and whatever other terrorism you're interested in this summer.
You've got money.
We'd like to get some of that money.
And you can send it to us by ordering something at thegrift.shop.
Have a great day!
Yeah, it's done, Derek.
Yeah.
Yeah, where's my money?
Where's my fucking money, Derek?
Don't you fuck me like this, Derek.
Don't you fuck me.
I will fucking come over there and rive a fucking cab in the middle of fucking wood.
He's always saying, he's all talk, Derek.
He's always saying this, and he's never done it.
But he does seem a little like he's getting increasingly angry, so he might, though.
He might, though.
I'd be worried about it.
I'd be concerned.
I would answer.
I would answer the phone.
That's all I'm saying.
We don't need any more of this.
Yeah, Jeepers or Maps wants an update on Dad.
How did it go?
Is he dead?
I hope he's okay.
Yeah, he had a heart attack.
Spiders are his number one fear, you son of a bitch!
Tonight on Tony's fucking wet dreams.
McKenzie killed a man with his scary story.
Really?
I haven't read this hard since Dildo Sale of 2016.
Really?
Re-re, piggy, ree!
What is that?
What kind of weird gay sex person?
Like, there's all kinds of these crazy, like, it's insane.
They're all like animals and their character.
It's fucked up.
It's like, what the f?
Why?
What the fuck?
Oh, it's kinky.
No, it's fucking bizarre and strange.
Don't come near me, please.
I dress up as a squirrel.
Okay, cool.
Right on.
Right on.
Well, don't think about it.
Why?
Nope.
Nope.
So yeah, we gotta pay Dagwars.
He wants his money.
The Griff Stock Shop, we just put a whole bunch of new stuff on there.
I don't normally do this.
So, I mean, bear with me.
I literally don't ever do it.
I just play the commercial and I'm like, that's all.
That's all we need to do.
This isn't ours.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I did it wrong.
There we go.
Yeah, he's got a bunch of new stuff.
There's other shirts there.
And yeah, that's basically it for now.
Oh, and there's patches, too.
This is my favorite.
You could get your own Diagalon PVC morale patch as seen on TV and not made by the RCMP.
As seen on TV, not a cheap RCMP knockoff.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And you know, look, Jeffree RIP, 100% of all proceeds go to Jeffree's family.
Phillip released the B's.
The Jeffree commemorative t-shirt, of course, bravely sacrificed his life in service of the Empire.
And the Jenstar trench run on the premiere of Ontario.
Unfortunately, he was eaten as was what we all prepared for.
We were sure that this, you know, inevitably, I mean, you're flying around, Dougie Boy.
He's, you know, he's the buttered man.
You know, it's like Kirby.
He just, it just, you know, how, how, how are you going to do this?
When, you know, he was like, I'm doing it.
And we were like, go.
And at the last minute, he almost made it.
And then it was just silence.
And everyone just kind of like, it was like when the challenger blew up.
We were all pumped.
We're like, go, Jeffrey.
And then he just, oh, God, geez, follow me or something.
And we were like.
A couple people turned and left the room.
Somebody just slowly walked up to the TV.
We just turned it off.
And I was like, all right, everybody, I think that's probably a day.
Let's just go home for the day, guys.
Let's meet back here on Monday.
We'll come back on Monday.
All right.
Jeffrey is immortalized.
I guess.
I don't know.
I'm making this all up mostly as I go, but there is some stupid lore here that you need to be aware of for no reason.
You know?
There's all kinds of stuff.
All kinds of weird stuff.
And yeah, the proceeds go to Jeffrey's family who aren't real.
So, I mean, it's for me.
It's for us.
We're stealing.
That's the grift.
That's it.
Buy the crap.
Buy crap.
Buy it.
And just, I don't know, throw it at people.
Do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
Eat the salad and die.
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
Do it or don't do it.
It's a grift anyway.
That's the whole point.
That's the whole point.
You know, you can't act like you care.
And you got to be upfront.
You got to be honest.
You're like, yeah, I'm stealing.
That's all this is.
Lampshade denier says France is bragging they only had 700 only 745 vehicle fires 10% fewer than last year.
Oh good That's because of the Olympics right France went from looking down on Americans for not pronouncing souffle properly to having savages take over the country France has not yet responded It's like ghost buzz.
It's like she's hot and she's ready to pop It's got to be people have got to be at their wits end man It's not even that bad here and I'm like dude This is this can't go on and over there.
They're just like another murder another rape of like a seven-year-old fucking seven-year-old is raped in Paris like oh fucking why not how old was that kid stabbed in Ireland like 14 like yeah might as well kill him for why not because because if they did if we stopped that we would be called racist consider this is how weak these people are and how inevitable their demise is you you you don't have the parts to to do
this you you're not up to it it will consume you it will destroy you it will just destroy you you're not even remotely capable of contending with what's happening you have no idea what you're doing or you do and you're just simply i'm just making money to destroy this place i don't care which in which case i mean fuck you you know i mean you deserve to i mean you know what do you do with traders right it's crazy like
how much how much are they gonna tolerate all all they can say is you know vague platitudes listen guys we gotta stay united and we don't i mean conspiracy theories and stuff and it's like yeah that's nice uh a kid died what are you gonna do about it oh listen let's let's not that let's conspiracy that's racist okay okay guys we need we need the restaurants we need the cooks they're killing people in the street like
they've just they've destroyed the highways you see how many truck how much damage and money are you kidding are you fucking serious are you really gonna pretend like you're not seamless like are you yeah the police are just imagination oh it's just imagination land it's just imagination this is a great time for this did i download this i feel like i did yes you know what this is this is where we don't usually it's been a while since we've done you know music you know we used to do that i told you we're going backwards we're reverting
we're degrading like philip he's back on the blow i'm gonna go back to saying borderline things that goes with the times you know that's what that's what did you gotta push you gotta push the envelope you gotta make room you gotta make room because uh things aren't all well in a lot of the states this is a this used to be a big you know canadian town now i'm not sure uh what it is but it's got its own music video um as i mentioned earlier the the proud so
proud uh the city the city of brampton everyone uh please enjoy this is a tofu tv original i'm from the dark side up here welcome
to ramton this nigga saying i'm a clean man this nigga saying i'ma see you welcome nigga you get pilly lyin' by what you from when you see me nigga better run don't make a stop we on your blood get me creepy catching up every other weekend every time you wanna leave me the video this
nigga We from the dark side of the pill.
We from the dark side of the pill.
Welcome to Brampton.
We from the dark side of the pill.
We from the dark side of the pill.
MOON PROGRAM!
We from the dark side of the pill.
My niggas do a prime, we don't do it nameless.
And shrugging.
And why your niggas moving with somebody?
Nigga moving so slap me, I guess they get net.
Let's bicycle on the fucking highway at night!
Welcome!
This niggas ain't I'ma damn it.
FUCK THAT HIGHWAY!
LET'S GO!
Hey, that's right!
Are you crazy?
You're fucking...
You are fucking...
Fuck this place.
Let's go.
Destroy!
Destroy me!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Look at that!
Let's clean that up!
Let's spend money on the cola!
How the fuck do you do that?
How the fuck?
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Stop, stop, stop.
How the fuck?
He's even got a dash cam.
Amazing.
They probably force them to for insurance reasons because many of these people aren't even qualified to drive, obviously.
But, you know, the Canadian government's just going to ignore this.
Yeah, we're just killing people and destroying.
Who cares?
We don't want to be called the R-word.
Right?
This, this...
Look, he's in the...
How did you get here?
You see the paved parts, bud?
That's what you drive on.
Not the green part.
That's no, no, no.
No, that's not faster.
That's not a shortcut.
That's not a secret way that you can take advantage.
Oh, these people are so stupid.
I'm going to go in the middle.
I will pass them all this way.
I'm so smart.
No.
No, it's not.
You're welcome to Brampton.
Rag it with that.
Just.
Oh, well, how much does this cost?
Doesn't matter.
You know, who's paying for it?
You.
Isn't that great?
Taxes are amazing.
Welcome to Brampton.
This niggas ain't, I'ma claim it.
This niggas ain't, I'ma say it wrong.
Let's go, fucking game work.
Game Lord.
Punch that bitch in the face.
Punch her in the face.
In the face.
Kill this person.
Yeah!
Look at that.
Fucking kid's probably dead somewhere.
Who cares?
Swingset destroyed in the background.
Cooks in restaurants, baby.
Butter chicken, bitch!
Monkey God.
Hail the monkey god.
Welcome to Brampton.
Holy shit.
Oh, well, let's ignore that, too.
Let's ignore that too.
Let's just...
Does anybody remember what happened to the Humboldt Broncos?
Why are those kids dead?
What happened there?
I'll leave it at that.
What about that bus full of seniors that got plowed into and killed?
And it was at Manitoba?
What happened?
You know, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Because, again, these people are so weak that they're so weak of character and, you know, really failing the test, you know?
Really doing poorly.
Just total, selfish, self-absorbed.
I mean, they actually have the power and influence to do something.
And they're like, no, me.
Oh, man.
You know?
Imagine what kind of person that takes to be that, right?
In the face of murders and like the worst possible things that can befall the people you're supposed to be protecting and advocating for, the absolute worst has happened.
Like the apocalypse of their lives.
Random people have come, and they've just murdered their children.
Oh, my God, what are you going to do about this?
Well, I can't really because they'll call me names.
I can't really.
Fucking excuse me?
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
I just want to make sure everybody got this.
Like, really, really clear that.
There's a lot of planning in this, too.
Because there's the whole the medicine thing, remember that?
That turned out to be bad for a lot of people.
So there's that, too.
You're just going to let all of this happen?
Because you're worried about what would happen to you?
Wow.
Wow.
That's impressive.
That's going to you're you're right up there with like geez I don't know I don't know one of the Roman emperors I don't know just just incredible leadership really Marcus Aurelius you should write books guys on leadership through especially through you know times of crisis what it takes to really you know get the people together you know get everybody pulling you know really real metal shit you know like back in the day yeah
I'd love to hear their their their so-called contributions to that well we gave ourselves raises and we we hid inside and we and we destroyed our fucking country and we bankrupted ourselves into oblivion and we invited endless but we've demographically warped this country so bad it'll never be the same and there's gonna be fucking shitstorm it's gonna be amazing it's gonna be amazing and we're super broke and the army's destroyed and the police are destroyed everything's fault the healthcare
everything's just totally yeah yeah um And once again, this is like, well, we have to because, ooh, they would say mean things about, they would be mean to me in CBC.
Yeah, yeah, guys, trust me.
When the chips are down, when this place really gets bad, and I don't mean like it's bad now, but I mean there's a lot of runway in the in the world of bad.
There is like, you know, bad like we have now, which is arguably, you know, depression level shittiness of the economy.
There's a lot of the record amount of homelessness in the United States.
Unemployment is really, really fucking bad.
The cost of living is insane.
It's way more expensive to live now than ever before.
People have to work twice as hard to get the same amount of shit as they used to.
You know, it ain't good.
You know, it ain't good.
But it's not Bosnia yet.
There's not numerous factions fighting over the red.
Do you know what happens when they can smell the carcass?
Because you smell ripe to me.
I'm just saying.
There's a lot of bad people, too, that are going to see the window of opportunity that you're providing by having such weak authority and leadership over people.
And as everything degrades and destroys, they won't regard you as any kind of viable authority.
They won't care what you say.
You will actually be the face of the very problems that they all face now collectively as citizens of the hellscape that you've brought them to.
And they'll fucking kill you, probably.
They'll probably chase you to the end of the, I don't know.
I mean, what happens when this place gets that bad?
Like, do we have to do civil war?
Is that how far we're going?
It certainly looks like that in the United States.
And we're having Hollywood movies now to come up.
Yeah, good idea.
Let's fucking do this.
This is where we're going.
And it's like irrefutable.
Like, it's watching someone bleed from both arteries while people are bickering over how we're supposed to put the tourniquet on because neither of them want to get in trouble later.
I was, when I did some like medical training in the military, I was, I did some, you know, I wasn't a medic, but I did some in-between level, you know, weird shit where you're like packing wounds and doing, pouring chemicals into people, fucking sticking needles in their chest and doing all this kind of, you're not going to die today, motherfucker.
All this crazy stuff putting tubes in people's noses and stuff.
This is like watching and paramedics, like a civilians wondering, this chick that I knew, she's like, yeah, you're not allowed to do that.
You can't put tourniquets on people.
It's like illegal.
I was like, what?
It's like, yeah.
It's like, so you're just supposed to let them bleed to death?
Like, I guess so.
Listen, if your leg is, I'm putting a tourniquet on you.
I will do it.
Okay?
It's going to hurt really fucking bad, but you're not going to die.
The alternative is you die.
Do you want me to do this or not?
Well, the government said, oh, fuck me.
Like, you just get pushed out of the way, and then someone just does what needs to be done.
In the short version, that's what will happen.
If you don't soon react to the bleeding, someone else will just...
They sense that the king is dead and it's up for grabs.
Uh-oh.
How many would-be kings are out there with their own private armies and lots of money?
I guess we'll fucking find out, won't we?
I guess we'll find out who aspires to say, hey, I already own most of California.
Let's be a warlord.
I mean, they fucking, who's going to stop me?
Fucking police?
There's no police.
They get fucking million calls a day.
Most of them show up to work anymore.
Half of them are getting paid.
The city's broke.
I'm the fucking king now.
I'm rich.
I own the fucking place.
They pay everybody.
I can do whatever I want.
What about the government?
The government.
They're all fighting each other.
Washington's on fire.
I'm in charge now.
That will happen, okay?
It's inevitable.
It's impossible not to have.
Some of these, like the Mormons themselves are like a fucking nation upon one.
The amount of weapons and they have so much money.
They could just declare like a caliphate if they wanted.
There's nothing I could...
This place could...
This is going to be the world's greatest MMORPG ever.
It's going to be like all kinds of things.
You'll have the Midwestern ranching militia faction of fucking New America.
The Swathes.
That's where the Tom Hardy and Mel Gibson movie obviously takes place in Los Angeles.
I didn't think I needed to explain that.
Down there is just, you know, half of it's in the sea.
And you're like, was it an earthquake?
You're like, no, everything just fell apart, I guess, because everything was made by, you know, cheap.
The whole thing's, everything's fall apart, all right?
It's not, no one's surprised.
No one's done real maintenance on anything in decades, all right?
I heard a story, get a lot of this, just so you know, because no one was warned, I guess, and this may be true, this may be not true.
I was, you know, with some people recently, and they knew some people, and somebody told me, you know a story?
We were talking about masonry, you know, those old stonemasons, those beautiful architects that we can't really make anymore because so few people even have this knowledge.
I was like, we should build a school and fill it with these guys.
And, you know, it turns out they tried that, and nobody wanted it.
I would have paid them like, I'll pay you $100,000 just to go, just in case.
I'll just throw so much money at you when I want something, I'll have it done.
Oh, you can't do that?
No, we give $10 million to Iraq for fucking dildos.
I mean, yes, we can afford it.
The fuck are you talking about?
We're rich.
We have trillions of dollars in this country.
The problem is we just give it away to whoever.
We have a drunk idiot child people.
I'm stealing.
And everything's on fire.
Like, at some point, someone's going to say, okay, time for bed.
Time for bed.
I asked you seven times.
daddy's mad now, you know?
Oh, well, let's raise taxes.
Let's raise the taxes.
Again, let's more.
Pathways to citizenship.
That's what the government's doing now.
Because we need to fast track all of these students and all these people.
We need more.
We need more faster legally.
We need more faster legally.
I forgot what you did.
Oh, there it is.
Conestoga.
This is a technical college, like a trades college, I understand, in Ontario.
Used to have a great reputation.
Now it doesn't.
A bunch of people have been complaining recently that it's like, dude, don't hire anyone from this school.
It's garbage.
It's garbage.
And gee, what happened there?
Let's listen.
Made $140 million on tuition in the last 16 months.
You know how many international students they brought in?
Conestoga's got like two campuses, right?
They're like the size of this building, you know, like they're not huge colleges.
30,000 they brought in in 16 months.
And so Conestoga is doing what any rational actor in that situation would do.
Can we make $140 million if we open up a bunch of one-year, you know, dog shit?
Gee, wow.
Wouldn't you know it's all about the money?
There's another failure.
You failed again.
Why?
You consciously did something wrong.
Like, you know, these people shouldn't be going here.
You know that.
But you'll make a lot of money if you do it.
So that always blew my mind.
I would run into people that would be like, yeah, obviously, because you'll make so much money.
And I was like, but it's horrible.
And they're like, so?
And they did not care at all.
Like, not at all.
You know, baffling.
It's like, oh, you don't have a soul.
You're evil or something.
Okay.
Got it.
Whatever.
You're a soulless communist freak.
I don't know.
You probably.
Dildo.
Yeah.
You have a couple?
Probably.
I knew it.
I knew it.
You just dildoed the soul right out of you, didn't you?
I don't know how they make them these days.
There's batteries and they fucking have lights on them.
Fuck the people around me.
Fuck what's good for the school.
Fuck what's good for the country, the community, the future, my own fit.
Nah, I'm getting rich.
Programs for international students who want to come here and get permanent residence.
If the answer is yes, I mean, I don't have to draw the flowchart for you.
We do it.
If the answer is no, then we can.
There's one.
Nick and I were looking at the enrollment into their hairstyling program.
It's a 12-month hairstyling or hairstylist program.
And then half the people drop out because what was happening, we came to understand is they get here, they start taking the class, but then they get a job somewhere.
And if they get a job somewhere, that allows them to kind of stay on and get permanent resident status.
And so they were kind of just using the course as this alternate immigration.
We're just getting fucking robbed left and right, man.
We're paying for this, right?
What do you got 140, but this is the government investing in education, right?
That's what they're saying.
And they're just like, oh, we could just do this and fucking get into the country and get, haha, sucker, you give your colonizing bloody bitch.
You bitch.
You're fuck you.
You're a colonizing bitch.
Indians now.
As soon as you press them on it, immediately mask off and they're like, fuck you.
They just totally, they're super fucking racist, dude.
Try it.
If you don't believe me, what else?
And you can look forward to these kinds of things happening.
Like, this is just how it is now.
They would just be walking down the street in the middle of the day and be attacked by a random gang of foreign men who are going to rob you and beat you and assault you in the street.
Maybe you'll die.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, fuck him.
Fuck his family.
Fuck what happens to.
I mean, you could be called racist guys.
That would be horrible.
That would be horrible.
That's like the end of your career.
Fuck you.
You're so done.
You have no idea the fucking size of the monster they're creating.
Like, grandmothers and stuff are like, this shit's out of control.
Like, I'm serious.
The hobbits are getting inched, you know, the shire's looking a little worked up.
You know, they're real polite at first.
For a while, they'll do bend over backwards.
The people of Gondor will bend over backwards to make you feel at home, to welcome you, to respect you and honor you and all this kind of...
And all you're doing is just absolutely...
And that kind of runs in the family.
So inevitably, many, and it's rapidly becoming.
I mean, I just, I don't.
This is so obvious what would happen that you have to know it was done on purpose.
No, no one.
Like, why is this happening to this man?
This is a British man.
Get off me.
Like, clearly.
And why?
Why are they here?
Why do they need to be here?
Why did they need to be here?
Probably criminal.
Well, clearly they are criminals, right?
Maybe this is what they used to do in Algeria or fucking Sudan or Syria or wherever the fuck they came from.
Ah, well.
This has to happen because otherwise people will call you names.
Why aren't they in Pakistan?
Why isn't Pakistan more diverse?
Why aren't they going to China?
Why aren't they going to Japan or Korea?
Why aren't they going to Nigeria?
Why isn't Nigeria more diverse?
Why isn't Mali more diverse?
Why isn't Mauritania more diverse?
Why isn't Somalia and Ethiopia and Eritrea more diverse?
You know what?
Yemen needs to be more diverse.
We're going to bomb this shit out of Yemen now for defending themselves.
I mean, I just love the takes coming out of us all the time.
Yeah, fucking get Yemen now, too.
That fucking tiny country that's got nothing but the shit kicked out of it forever.
Who's, you know, the only people really trying to defend the Palestinians.
And it's like, what did you expect?
And you're like, well, Kelly.
Like, what is fucking wrong with you, man?
I mean, we know what's wrong.
They don't.
They serve the web of spiders.
So that's why.
This has to be here where you live so you can do it because reasons.
Here's another thing.
The Israelis, these fucking Normi Khan retards, oh yeah.
Yeah, we got to stand with Israel.
Diversity is our strength.
So stand with the, I mean, they're inhuman monsters.
They're just ethnically cleansing.
They're killing 137 children on average per day.
That is like over 100 times over the average.
It's intentional.
It's grotesque.
It is a stain on the conscience of humanity for all time that we did not act faster to prevent that.
That will not reflect kindly on many of us.
I, however, have, I mean, I don't know what else are you going to do.
How else am I, I couldn't talk to more people about this.
It's beyond me to do any more than I've been doing.
You know, I would otherwise.
So I don't really feel that bad about it.
But I mean, a lot of people are just content to let this happen.
So yeah, we got to do this.
But at the same time, these people are terrorists.
They're terrorists.
So you know where they need to go?
Your house.
Because diversity is strength.
Do you...
Right?
You simultaneously believe these people are terrorists, but also, let's bring them all here.
Diversity is strength.
Like, um, you don't, you don't think, you're a zombie.
You're a robot.
You're an owned person.
You're on the leash.
You're fifty.
Do you want to be fifty?
Do you like being fifty?
Good boy.
Eat your slop.
Eat your slop.
Eat your sloppy slop.
Now go for a walk.
What's happening?
Baby!
Stop!
Yeah, kill him!
Stop!
Why not?
Help me.
No one's doing anything.
Thanks.
Hey, what's up?
Things are going well over there.
It's good that he has to deal with that because otherwise, I mean, you could just.
Someone would say the R word, and then it's over for you.
Then your career.
Your career.
Your career.
Your fucking career.
Your career.
How's how's this going?
What's this?
Oh, another riot.
Another migrant riot.
Oh, the stick people have returned.
Good.
Glad.
Excellent.
Another battle with the stick people.
This is certain.
This is what we need.
This is what we need.
Enrichment and our lives just so much better that now we have gangs of stick-wielding thugs that the entire city's police have to battle in the streets because otherwise someone might save our words.
We can't be like those guys.
Those thugs.
That's bad.
We can't.
It goes on.
It's not over.
It's so diverse.
You've no idea how diverse it is.
It's so diverging.
It's just a good day.
It's a good time.
Everybody's having fun.
They've got their flags out.
They're destroying property.
They're assaulting citizens.
They're, you know, getting some stick-wielding thugs.
Why not?
What is more British than walking down Piccadilly Square and being encountered with Gotham City's stick-wielding gang of thugs?
I mean, that's a picturesque British vacation getaway.
That should be on Downton Abbey.
That should be a Downton Abbey, you know, package, you know, an update, a contemporary, what would Downton Abbey be like in the modern times?
And wouldn't you know it?
Gangs are stick-wielding thugs.
Isn't that great?
Diversity is a strength.
I am so happy that it's just something we can never, ever address and don't ever talk about ever.
We can never do that.
I wonder what this is.
This is a man laughing.
This sounds like a funny joke.
Let's hear a funny joke from the funny man.
Why are Jews so weak and bad at sports?
Now, does this guy actually believe it?
I doubt it.
He just thought it would get me angry.
But what it actually was, was a fastball down the middle.
And so I just excerpted this tweet and said, well, of course Jews don't really participate in athletics.
That's what we use to divert the energy of the Gentiles while we take over the systems of power.
That's what we use to divert the energy of the Gentiles while we take over the systems of power.
That's what we use.
Oh!
That's a good one.
That's funny.
That made me laugh.
I laughed.
Did you guys laugh?
I thought that was hysterical.
He should go on the road.
That was amazing.
OG Mango Puss is 20% of 40 million is 8 million, 8 million in this quarter.
Ooh.
Yeah, of mortgage owners, though.
Like, how many people, you know, it's not that many.
It's not as many as it used to be.
I think I said a record home ownership is not good.
And a lot of people bought shit they couldn't afford to go.
I couldn't believe.
Again, common sense, but people don't have it.
Common sense.
Hey, record low interest.
They're so low.
They're in danger of going negative.
And they're printing money out to fucking Wazoo.
And prices are skyrocketing.
Houses are going for a million dollars for a trash can.
Yeah, let me sign up for the 60-year extended super duper awesome hand-rubbing mortgage at fucking variable rates.
Oh, yeah, they'll stay long for a few years.
You'll have time to vary.
And then you, you know, you're living in a death trap.
You know what?
Mortgage means death grip, right?
Slattin, marked gage, death grip.
You're in a death grip.
That's awesome.
And you're paying them forever.
And oh, if the interest rates even go up a little bit, you're probably completely fucked because you bought way more than you should have because you have no impulse control.
And you go, oh, sorry, money, I'm going to be rich.
And now you're fucking in downtown fucktown and you're going to lose everything and you're going to be homeless.
And people tried to warn you of this and they said, no, don't listen to those guys.
They're evil.
Don't listen to them.
They're just full of shit.
How's your wallet doing?
How the price is going?
What the fuck?
You know who saw this coming a mile away?
All of us.
Well, you were calling us stupid chuds.
Guys are like acquiring property.
Like they're saving money.
They're making money now.
They're feeding themselves.
And you're like, man, my fucking latte is a million dollars.
Like, you're fucked.
You have no idea how fucked you are.
It's hilarious.
Banks are going to take everything.
They sold everything at insane price.
Oh, yeah.
They bought the.
They listen.
This is why they're.
And you know what?
I feel bad on, you know, I'm making fun of a lot of these people, but honestly, it's not exactly your fault.
It's not like they teach you this.
They hide this knowledge from you on purpose.
It's very important to know financial information.
Why don't they teach it in high school?
Everyone asks that.
And the answer is obvious.
They don't want you to know that because if too many people really had a good grip on the financial system, none of this would work.
None of you would be signing any of these deals.
None of you would be buying cars like this.
None of you would be buying houses.
You wouldn't be doing any of the stuff you're doing because you would understand how badly you are getting legitimately robbed.
They're stealing from you.
It's not a joke.
It's not a euphemism.
It is very sophisticated stealing.
They're just wearing suits.
It's in a building, signing some papers, and you're locked into these contracts that are parasitic in nature.
And you have to work so much harder for, and they're predatory.
It's a very, they know exactly what's going to happen.
These people are experts.
They're financial assassins.
They get promoted the more they steal.
The better they are at making money for the bank, i.e.
absorbing your wealth and everything you've, you know, from you for nothing, just for signing shit, so they can give you magic money paper.
They get promotions and up they go.
You think they don't know that when they do this, oh, we're going to lower these rates.
They're going to print all this money.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, dude, let them buy everything.
We're going to get it all back.
We're going to get all of it back.
Listen, they're going to default on everything.
We're going to get it all back within five years.
We're going to resell it to the Chinese or whoever wants it.
And we're going to sell it twice.
Fuck those people.
Who cares?
We're going to make money, baby.
That's what's happening.
You happy?
Do you feel good?
Does that make you happy?
Do you feel good about the place you live in?
That the people living here, that's how it is here.
This is Canada.
How do you feel about that?
It's not an extreme situation.
That's everyday life for, oh, I don't know, probably five or six million people right now.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
We're just totally fucked.
No one has any plan whatsoever.
Everyone's just like, we need the cocks.
We need the restaurants.
We need the cocks and the restaurants.
We need universal basic income.
We're going to print money.
That's the plan.
They're going to just do helicopter money.
They're going to print more money, which dilutes the value of the money that already exists.
And by the time it gets to you, it's been bought and sold so many fucking times, it's worthless.
This is why everything costs more.
They printed more money during the medicine times, when it was time for everyone to take their medicine, they printed more money than the world fucking wars.
Hey, hey, you ever just go on a fucking Coke bender and spend four days on like 20 grand in Vegas and just go full Johnny Depp when you're a regular person and wake up and go, oh my God, I've ruined my life.
That's what's happening.
Like this is insane.
There's no way they didn't know what they were doing and they kept it from you because they were stealing.
Not going to tell you.
How else are they going to get rich if you're if you know that there's a scam?
They're not going to make any money.
Everyone would revolt.
You know, President Bush, the senior, the creepier one, the CIA one, they're the axis of evil.
Said if these people ever knew what we were doing to them, they would kill us in the streets.
Meaning the public.
If they had any idea, they would fucking kill us in the streets.
Yeah.
And the trick is that Fifi doesn't ever do that because we keep Fifi very comfortable.
Fifi has to stay comfortable.
The sports ball has to stay on.
The Netflix has to stay on.
The cheese must flow.
The cheese must flow, guys.
It's just like Arrakis.
If the cheese stops flowing, Fifi gets upset.
And when Fifi gets upset, she starts looking for, you know, solutions.
So if the cheese doesn't flow and the sports ball stops, Fifi doesn't get to play with her ball and she doesn't have a big, nice, comfy belly and she's not warm and dry, Fifi get angry.
So all you got to do is make sure everything Fifi, she's nice and comfortable.
So she never, never has any reason to ever think about anything other than how much fun she's having as I fucking steal everything.
Ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
I can't believe that worked, Philip.
I can't believe I've done it again.
The song is too fun, you know?
I don't care.
It's mean.
I don't care.
It's too fun.
Like, what do you care?
Oh, am I saying things?
They're killing people and start wars and just butchering.
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's go after this.
These weak motherfuckers?
Because they don't have the guts to even go near the castle.
Let alone knock on the door.
Let alone do anything.
And what makes them comfortable is that you just come after anybody else making any noise because they're like little chicken people.
They don't want anybody looking over here.
Anybody causing trouble.
I'm not with him I'm not with him I'm not with him Oh, you got it all figured out, don't you?
Fucking idiot.
Get.
Oh, yeah, the government's giving money away for free.
I think we should take as much as we can get.
Oh, brilliant.
That was so smart.
SMRT, and they didn't know.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, guys.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We accidentally bankrupted you.
Shooting.
That's terrible.
Listen, we're going to have to work really, really fucking hard.
And like, unlock your savings, okay?
And we're going to have to just, you're going to have to basically be slaves now, okay?
Because like we have to, we have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps.
I live in a new mansion, and I just bought a plane.
That's going to go over well.
Remember this?
Like, why not?
Yay, I have $10 million for gender-inclusive environment in Iraq.
Yay!
Iraq is gay now.
Yeah, I don't think that's going to go over very well.
Why not?
Why not throw away $10 million?
We don't have anything that could use $10 million.
It's as if our problems are mediocre.
As if it's like, ah, you know, we could get the roof repaired, but we could.
I mean, it's only, we got a couple more years.
We don't have to.
It doesn't need to be now.
We can help them out.
We can give them a little bit.
No, the house is falling apart.
There's like squirrels.
There's squirrels.
The kids are screaming.
the windows are smashed out.
Somebody fell to the...
Like, it's not good.
And then they're like, hey, can you just give me some money?
I'm a little broke, actually.
I don't know if you've been looking around, but my son fell into the basement, so I gotta go get him.
I think his legs are broken.
And I'm gonna have to Google how to set broken legs because if I take him to the hospital in Nova Scotia, I will be there for days.
And probably no one will show up.
No one will show up.
Several people.
I've talked days, days, two days in the hospital.
That's where we're at now.
We're at third world country status.
We're at Latin America doctor status.
Fucking let's go.
Let's go with the healthcare.
We're spending so much money on it.
Now, you know what?
That's the lion's share of our taxes go to?
Is healthcare.
The free, amazing health care you get in Canada.
Oh my goodness, isn't it amazing?
Let's hear from some of its victims.
One little secret about Canada that no one's really talking about.
Oh, I've been talking about it a long time, lady.
And like, I know that some people in America are aware of this, right?
But anyone talks about Canada.
This is an American experiencing the Canadian health care system that we pay more than we pay for.
We should have a fucking space program.
We should have, you know, full spectrum dominance of the sky for the amount of money that Canada has spent on health care.
And it's a disaster.
It's a complete disaster.
It's killing people.
It's firing its own doctors.
It's suppressing evidence.
It's completely, I mean, why?
Why?
Why?
And more importantly, this is the only thing I want you to remember, if you take nothing else away from what I'm saying, why did you have to hear it from me?
Why are you just hearing this from me?
Why aren't they saying anything?
It's so obvious.
It's not an accident.
Oh, healthcare is free, blah, blah, blah.
And I do know that some people are aware, like, well, you do have to wait longer.
You know, oh, understatement of the century, okay?
In Canada, you'll probably die first before you get the help you need.
Like, you'll literally, and I'm not joking.
That's not me being dramatic.
There are doctors.
She's not lying.
There are doctors that know that if they're handing out certain diagnoses, totally treatable.
Totally treatable if you do it in time.
But they know they're not going to be able to see a specialist in that time.
So again, these wonderful, heroic leaders, you know, the adults, right?
The professionals, okay?
Let's leave it to the professionals, okay?
Okay, the concern.
We're going to get the libs out, okay?
And PP is going to, PP is going to what?
They're letting people die.
They're all letting people, like all of the shenanigans.
Like, how much blood do you need to see before you're convinced these are people are just vampires feasting on our corpses?
They're getting fat and happy while this is happening to our citizens.
And it's been happening for decades.
It has been getting worse for decades.
This isn't a new problem.
This is the same problem, the same pattern, the same corruption, the same people, the same thing for decades after decade after decade.
And they all know and they willingly participate or they don't care.
They don't even want to look.
They don't care.
They're focused on right there, right in front of them, how much money are they going to make?
How important are they going to feel?
are they going to get to be on TV?
So for all of that, people, presumably with families that love them, who would rather them not die, children, you know, fathers, mothers, just all of this, they're going to die anyway, even though they didn't have to, and we could have prevented it, but we gave all of our money away for abortions in Haiti and Iraq to have dildos and all this kind of stuff.
And we fired all those health 10,000 healthcare workers, doctors, nurses, and created such a toxic, hostile work environment that there was a mass exodus of healthcare professionals mostly to the United States for greener pastures where they weren't oppressed, where they weren't being dictated to, and they made way more money.
And most importantly, they weren't allowed to be hired back here in their own countries from which they were fired.
So because of your asinine, ignoramous, selfish, self-absorbed, totally maddening politics, people are dying everywhere.
Hence why I say you are killing, you personally are killing people.
You're doing it every day with your silence when you're in these positions, these politicians and these media people, anybody.
Lots of police in positions of authority who know exactly what's going on.
Firemen, paramedics, everybody knows what's going on.
Everybody knows what's going on and nobody says anything.
Isn't that just fucking beautiful?
Just swallow that too, Canada.
Just bend over and take that too.
Take that too.
Not only are they going to bankrupt you, not only are they going to steal everything you've ever worked for, and not only are they going to take your children and send them off to fucking wars that have nothing to do with you to just die in meat grinders.
They'll kill your fucking family and get rich on it.
And if you complain about it, they'll put you in jail.
*music*
It makes a fella feel a certain it's a lot to process, you know, but I mean, how much evidence is required to be like, are they?
Let's play?
Are they stealing?
Let's play.
Are they criminals?
Let's take one second to consider this.
Take them high!
Yes!
They don't seem like, I mean, they don't seem to be trying very hard.
Diago Eames says, here's to 2024 in the fall of the call.
CRJ says, the Queen is charged with theft after stealing the curtain rods from that best western in southern Ontario for her official placard flags.
I hope it's a real story.
I've got enough number, but we will run number.
I've seen a quarter to pay for the sins.
I'll lower the cannons of the...
Fill us on the blow again!
There's gonna be victims.
There's gonna be, there's gonna be, guys, it's an listen, this is what happens.
This is what he does.
And he has a weird, unfortunately has a weird psychic connection with Morgan now, too.
And, you know, we just found this out last night.
But, you know, they're just both, they're just both.
They don't like odd numbers.
You know, you know, people are weird about certain numbers.
I have a few numbers.
I'm like, I just don't like that number.
You know, Phil does like a weird, you know, odd numbers, it's party time.
Even numbers, you know, there's victims.
In what way and what nature?
I can't, I really don't want to get in.
I don't want to.
I mean, he's my partner and he's on my team.
I'm not going to snitch on him, you know?
I mean, he's probably going to be the downfall of us all.
That's, I mean, seems like it, you know, it seems like working on the Chernobyl reactor.
Like, there's no way I don't die from this, right?
But, yeah.
So, I don't know.
It's an even number.
It's 2024 now.
It's divisible by, you know, 10s, 12s, 2s, 4. It's got, there's probably some magic wizard number.
It's probably year of the something.
The fucking something's probably in retrograde.
There's probably, you know, the cheese must flow.
There's magic.
It's fucking, oh, I saw some Schizo YouTube channel and they played the same clip three times in a row and they slowed it down more each time.
Like I didn't hear it the fucking first time.
Oh, and there was a thumbnail and there was the anonymous mask guy and I was like, I knew it.
I knew it.
Because I'm so fucking smart and I live in a van down by the river.
Literally.
Literally lives in a van.
The smart people.
Pay attention to the smart people.
They will never lead you astray.
I'm a sad asshole.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm punching windows.
I'm on mass.
Okay.
Well, I mean.
You know, maybe I'll use softer terms because I don't want to be too insulting.
You know, it's like, Canada uses the fucking redneck Pokemon.
It was ineffective.
You know?
There.
Now we, now we know, okay?
Let's just please stop.
Please stop.
Ah, well.
Jenstein.
Oh, I missed one.
Brooker T says, Happy New Year.
Over the holidays, my wife bought a $15 coat at a thrift store to wear to a cigarette smoke party so she wouldn't have to dry cleaners.
Smart.
Smart.
You know?
See?
She's thinking ahead.
That's what you want.
Jenstein says, good to see you back.
Let's go season four.
May I sponsor more gummies down the hatch?
Why not?
Why not?
I don't want to make that a regular thing, though, because it's too much.
CRJ says, I know you can't click links, but Stats Canada considers Pajites legally retarded.
Anything under 79 IQ is mildly retarded or worse.
That's right.
In drive-through terms.
No Pajit can comprehend your order.
Again.
You can't say that.
I'm really tired of this.
Is anybody else?
fucking...
Um...
Well, I can tell this is gonna go badly, so I'm just...
bear with me when I try to figure out how I phrase this in a way that you might understand.
I didn't say...
I didn't say anything about cheese at all.
This is fucking going to be impossible.
I think my son, they've got a sketch.
Honey, give me that.
I'm gonna draw a picture.
I'm going to draw.
Just fucking drive to the window.
You look in, there's fucking flies on the...
You know, it's getting to be, you know, oh, they're doing donuts in the street again.
and fucking all the stick people are back.
I'm going, okay, okay, but I'm going to...
Okay, it's dark.
You turned off the lights.
Hello.
Okay, but.
Okay, but I'm going to burn down the building.
Work, it's going to be a tough time.
The future is bright.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Things are going to get better.
Everything will get better.
Yeah.
Let's go on Broadway, Phil.
Let's just live in fairy tale land where everything is just going to magically not spiral into doom because it's, my God.
Chet Chisholm says, for those wanting to know how to put on a tourniquet, you twist it until they tell you to go fuck yourself, then you twist it one more time.
That's correct.
You wait until they're like, okay, I'll fucking kill you.
That hurts so bad.
Okay, one more.
Then you're good.
Because you're probably going to lose it anyway.
And if you don't, he'll just bruise a lot.
It'll hurt.
You'll be fine.
Stop being a baby.
It's really painful, actually.
Have you ever done it?
It's really not.
We had to do it to each other in the army and it was not.
No thanks.
you're like, Oh, you just do it a couple times.
No, no, no, do it right so you know.
And then the person is having it done to them so they know how fucking very uncomfortable, it's very painful.
So that way they go, Okay, it has to be on really tight, really tight.
And you're like, I think that's probably good enough.
And the medics are like, No, you do not understand.
You do not understand.
You need to basically try to crush his bones.
Can you do that for me?
Can you try to crush his bones from the outside like us, like a bullet constrictor?
We're just gonna crush your fucking leg like a, yeah, oh, okay, yay.
Ah, fuck.
You know, it's a great time, the army, you know, and now we're gonna practice sticking these oily ducks.
We're gonna jam this off your fucking nose into your fucking nasal cavity and down your neck.
It's fucking weird.
It's putting the end, the nasal finge or whatever the fuck.
The rabbit tube in the nose.
It doesn't fit.
It doesn't.
It's bouncing off my skull.
Shut up.
You're being a pussy.
No, I'm not.
Oh, fuck.
I'm a demon and something.
It doesn't fit.
All right, fine.
And then it goes up the other nose.
That was my afternoon one day.
Fucking 10 minutes of this.
I'm like, fucking, it doesn't fit.
That's why I sound like this.
My nose.
I hate my own voice.
But I've got a, it doesn't fit.
Wouldn't fit.
It just kept jarring it.
And my nose raped by a rubber snake.
Or a whole afternoon.
You don't see me whining about it.
I was fucking triggered.
Oh, my God.
You ever get held down by two grown men and have them just fucking fuck your nose with a rubber hose for like 10 minutes?
You ever have that happen?
Shut up.
Oh, did it was a man leering at you at the gym?
Oh no.
Relax.
Horrors, Jesus.
No, seriously, that was shitty.
And most of the other people were just going, like, it's really not, there's a little bit of pressure.
It's uncomfortable, but it's not that bad.
But sometimes it doesn't, not everybody, you know?
And there's issues, and you got to really get it in there.
And it can be fucking, it's not a good time.
I was like, I'm going to hit you.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
Have you tried the other side?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you swallow, it helps, says Chad.
No.
It's gross.
It's all oiled up, too.
It's got like Vaseline all over it.
It's just a fucking...
You get face raped in the army.
You have no choice.
They fuck you mentally, morally, spiritually, physically, literally.
Literally, objects go inside your body against your will.
Time for the needle.
And they'll just jab you with all these fucking, what is this?
I don't know.
Take the needles.
You're just, it's crazy.
Oh, now you're going to get gassed.
Yeah, they'll put you in a gas chamber.
Ah, fuck.
Yeah, that's fun.
Why?
Oh, you just got to know what it's like.
Oh, thanks.
Good.
Yeah, I figured it looked painful.
I took your word for it.
But gee, thanks.
I'm glad I now know what it's like to have CS gas in my fucking nose and eyes for a whole day and a half.
I can bat out my, oh, shit, a jacket that I forgot to clean.
I hit it.
Ah, fuck.
And now that you get the whole experience again, I gassed myself on my fucking jacket sleeve.
Damn it!
*Sigh*
There were some days.
There were some days in the army, you know.
Never Neil says, have you thought of running for prime minister?
You don't run for prime minister in this country, number one.
And number two, you're not allowed to.
It doesn't work that way.
It's nepotism.
There's a mafia that has total control of everything.
You're not getting anywhere near that.
That's a complete waste of time.
Politics is a, it's, it's Hollywood for ugly people, okay?
That's what politics is.
It's very fake.
It's very shallow.
It's not real.
No one's really, it's all just bullshit.
They're all just taking turns at the pig trough.
It's really, it really makes no difference who you elect.
All the real issues that are going to make any difference in this place, they all share the same train of thought.
There's no break.
They're all arm in arm, shoulder to shoulder on everything bad, all of the worst things.
They're only, you know, they bicker over, you know, surface level issues that don't really mean anything and don't go anywhere and have no real future projection to really make any significant change.
They don't get into anything like this because they're not interested in this.
They just want the turn at the pig trough.
They just want the money.
They want it.
They want it.
They've been working for it their whole life.
It's just a career aspiration.
You start small with no power.
You work your way and you get a little bit, you get a little taste and you just keep going.
You get as much as you can because it's fun.
It's fun for them.
It's a little game they play.
They get to be proud of themselves.
I'm important.
Yeah, we're good for you.
You're just helping everybody steal and you're fucking doing nothing about it.
You're being a total peasant, a fucking complete slave.
Good for fucking you.
And people go, oh, I'll get in from the, I'll change it from the inside.
Yeah, that'd work out for Derek Sloan.
How'd that work out for anybody in this country that will say anything?
They'll just kick you out because you don't get any real power, guys.
You can't get elected and change anything.
There's no fucking way because you have to go through these party gatekeepers and they have to fund you.
They have to pay for your campaign.
They pay for everything and they can take it away.
Any power you acquire through this system isn't yours.
It's theirs.
They've lent it to you.
This is like being in the military.
You don't get to keep the weapons when you leave.
You give them back.
If you get out of line, you're fired and now you're nobody.
Okay?
And you go back to zero with nothing.
You have nothing.
People like internet personality, this is not an exaggeration, have significantly more power than many politicians.
They're just like the random MP for so-and-so.
They're just sleeping.
You know what I mean?
We're going to get money for that new bus lane.
Oh, really?
Yeah, get him, Gary.
Yeah, he's fighting for us in Ottawa.
We're going to get a new park over the highway.
Oh, fucking.
Jesus, I can barely handle the testosterone in that building.
There's some real go-getters there.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
But they better not be open to the, there better not be women open to the public to having towards Apartment Hill because I'd be worried.
If they sit down on too many of these chairs, they're going to be getting pregnant.
Some of them are underage.
We can't have this.
This building is just, dude, it's like the fucking set from Gladiator in there.
There's just people taking on the world.
It's amazing.
It's so inspiring.
It really, really, really is so inspiring to watch them really work, you know, really, really give it to them, really just fighting, you know, just saying platitudes and getting gotchas and burns.
And oh, did you see how they owned the libs?
While they make millions of fucking dollars and they import people to put in their housing projects, they're all landlords making millions of dollars.
You're going broke, losing everything.
Oh, did you get murdered?
Who cares?
I'm rich.
That's so, in short, that is not the way.
I don't believe.
I have no faith in that at all.
I consider that a completely rotten, top-to-bottom, complete waste of everyone's time.
And anyone that delves into that den of scum will either become scum themselves.
You'll get so much filth and grime on you that there's no way to ever wash it.
You're going to just be one of them.
It's inevitable.
Or they're going to squeeze you out.
If you're not a team player, you don't survive.
They get rid of you.
So those are your two options.
And if you think you're the type of person that goes, oh no, I'm going to play along for as long until the very end.
And then at the last minute, I'm going to, haha.
And then, no, they just kill you.
Kennedy thought he'd do that too.
So did his brother.
Oh, they're dead, aren't they?
Okay.
Oh, well, they've got a good party on the rise in Germany.
Yeah, they're making it illegal.
They'll just make you illegal.
Well, we'll start our own party.
And then they'll change the laws.
They'll say that you're committing some kind of crime against hate or, you know, xenophobia.
They'll do something and they'll make it so, hey, no, you're now, you're not allowed to assemble anymore.
You guys are bad.
You're bad, bad, bad boys.
You're not allowed to run for office.
Banned, banned.
Look what they're doing in America.
You think they won't do it here?
Banned!
You're banned.
Nope, nope, you're banned.
You're banned.
You're banned.
Look what they did to the PPC, right?
You burned you.
No, you're not even here.
They had on the ticker that they put it as a gray.
Like, they don't even use the party's colors.
It says other.
Like, oh, my God.
You know what I mean?
No.
And they're like, no, you're not allowed to debate because rules we just made up, literally, Like, it's, guys, waste of time.
Try again.
Try again.
Are you saying there's no political filter?
Yes.
Yep.
I don't believe in politics.
I don't believe in party politics.
I don't believe in it.
I think it's a complete waste of everyone's time.
I want nothing to do with that.
SpaceKank says, shouldn't the existing police force and military be upholding their oath to protect the people?
No, it paid for their pool.
It paid for their pool.
And they fired a lot of their cops in the military.
They got rid of those guys.
Don't remember all the purges?
Remember all the firings, all the layoffs?
All the fucking, you're on leave without pay.
There's a detective in Ottawa who was just doing her job.
And Helen Gruz was just asking, hey, what's with all the dead kids?
Now she's being investigated.
She's on trial.
That's where they went.
That's where they went.
The few people that did try to step up, they got fucking schmacked, right?
That's the point, guys.
Everyone that spoke out, everyone that stood about anything real, not about nonsense and crazy stuff.
They don't care about that because there's no impact on anything.
If you're having any impact, they will attack you.
That is inevitable.
If you're hammering somebody, they're not just going to let you do that.
That's how you know you're having an effect.
And it has a chilling effect.
It scared the shit out of people.
And I'm like, maybe I'm just crazy.
I don't know.
Maybe because of, I don't know.
Maybe because I had more time to acclimatize to it.
And it took me a few years.
And I just, you know.
But so many people are just so afraid to do anything.
They see everybody getting their bank account sees.
They're like, oh, I fucking, and they get so paranoid.
They got so, they're still so paranoid.
It's insane.
Like, it does.
The monster you're imagining, you're imagining it that it's a hundred times bigger than it really is.
Like it's, it is big and dangerous and can hurt you, but you're imagining it like it's fucking Skynet on like, again, look at them.
Many of them are bumbling buffoons.
Many of them, most of them are drunks.
Many of them are drug addicts.
There are many, if not most of them, are crazy sex perverts.
There are some stories in that town, dude.
I'm talking finance ministers with beds that can fit 20 people being lifted in through a window of a condo because, why not?
Because he's that kind of guy.
They're fucked.
That's crazy.
It's insane.
It's incredible that we just, this is how it is.
So they scare the shit out of people.
And nobody, you know, everyone's like hoping somebody else will do it.
It's not that nobody wants to.
Nobody wants to be.
Do you know what happens to the first man through the door?
He usually dies, right?
But somebody's got to go first.
And that's generally temperature.
That's my best metaphorical reference for like, that's the temperature of the, generally the Western world right now.
Everybody's starting to realize something's wrong and nobody's like, well, I really feel like there's going to be, I mean, they're not going to like it if we, you know?
But then again, if nobody does anything, then we're certainly going to be fine.
I mean, what, let's go back to nature again.
What, what animals deserve to live that do not defend themselves when they are attacked?
They don't even defend their own lives.
That's a prey animal.
And even they run and fight back however they can.
They try.
But they're not.
I mean, a deer, a buck deer has no chance against a panther or something, you know?
But they even they, and so what does, what does, what deserves to become of us if we just sit here and just get sucked at, like, just, yeah, just let it feed on you till you're dead, I guess.
So, I mean, that's up to you.
That's the laws of nature.
If you choose to do nothing, I mean, yeah, that's what you deserve.
That's what everything deserves.
That's how it is out here.
Have you look around?
That's history.
That's nature.
That's, yeah.
Oh, we'll just do nothing and assume, I'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything gets better.
Yeah, those people die every time.
Every time.
You know what they said in the Soviet Union?
The gulag system, why didn't you do it?
We thought it was going to get better.
We were pretty sure something was going to turn around and we did nothing.
The Bolshevik Revolution, which murdered the royal family.
The Russian Tsar bayoneted his daughters to death, shot everybody, fucking probably raped them.
Who knows?
But a bunch of, you know.
And at the time, there was something called Operation Trust.
Trust the plan.
And the story was, don't worry about the charging Bolshevik horde on trains with many guns who are clearly coming to...
They've got all this money.
Like, oh, here comes a coup.
Here it comes, guys.
No, no, no.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Because, you know, the Red Army will, the White Army's going to, the white hats of the White Army, right?
There's going to be a secret last-minute reversal move, like a super secret gotcha.
And the good guys are going to come in at the last minute and save the day.
So you don't have to do anything, Russia.
You can just, you can just, it's Operation Trust, okay?
Where'd that get them?
60 million dead in the gulag system, I think.
So, and I mean, I sympathize with these people.
I'm obviously not saying they deserved it or anything, but like, it's just do the math, man.
It's not.
I'm just saying, like, this is just binary one or zero.
You didn't resist, so you died.
That's just what happens.
Or you didn't fight hard enough.
How about China?
How many people, what was that?
50 million, 80 million?
Who hell knows?
Can both, like, it can happen.
That's something you should be concerned about.
This is the world you live in.
Not, not, like, this is grown-up things that, like, if we don't worry about, we're the grown-ups.
You know what I mean?
Somebody has to worry about these things and, you know, keep an eye out.
Otherwise, they'll just happen.
And then it'll be like, why didn't somebody do everything?
Because they were stupid and they did nothing.
These things don't just happen overnight.
Was it one day everything was fine?
The next day it was like, everybody get on the trains and give us all your food and your money.
Government's here.
We're fucking taking your kids.
It's all fun.
That didn't just happen one day.
It was one bit at a time.
And if you let it go too far, and here we are.
So good.
Good.
Let's pass more oppressive laws.
Let's silence more voices.
Let's do more censorship.
Let's do more crackdowns.
Let's do more of all the same things that has produced this resistance in the first place.
What could surely go wrong?
I'm sure things are going to work out, guys.
It's going to be a very quiet year, I think.
2024, I think, is going to be really, really chill.
And it's going to be really chill.
Bad grandpa says when I see the poo emoji.
Chet Chisholm says here's a reminder that Nova Scotia is bringing in 400 immigrants.
Oh, yes, this is good.
The immigrants are going to replace the paramedics that they fired, like Chet Chisholm, who's from here, who lived here, who grew up here, whose family, one of us, you know, and it's like, no, no, no, you can't work.
Paul Minder has to or whoever.
It's more important for them.
Because as we all know, you know, let's go to another, you know, Nova Scotia track, the Westray coal mining disaster.
All these guys are fucking buried alive.
Horrible.
Before Porta Peak was one of the worst tragedies of the fucking province's history.
And you know what?
I bet those guys were thinking in their final thoughts down there in that mine after they've been working that fucking brutal, backbreaking job, that job that just takes years off your life because somebody's got to do it and it's good money.
And this is the only way I can provide for my family and give them a future because I love them.
I love them so much.
This is what they call bigotry and hate because you're willing to go to these lengths for the things that you love.
And they say it's hatred.
No, no, no.
We just love the things that we love that much that we will go to any length necessary to preserve and protect it.
You have no love of anything because you have no fucking soul.
And you don't understand what that is.
So you call it hate.
You call it whatever the fuck you want.
And I don't care what you call it.
I don't care what you think of me.
I don't care what you think of anything because you're my enemy.
And I'm here to fight you.
I'm not here to be your friend.
I'm not trying to convince you.
I'm trying to fight you.
And we will fight you.
Okay?
There's nothing you can do.
There's nothing you can say.
Fuck you.
This is wrong.
This is wrong.
Oh, no, fire all these people.
Yeah, these coal miners.
You know what?
I hope in the future, I hope my children, my grandchildren, my great-grandchildren, I hope it all just gets given away.
I hope the government takes their jobs away for, you know, nonsense reasons and then hands it over to some fucking guy from Africa because he was lucky enough to be near the Israeli NGO tent and said, who wants a free ticket to the fucking Gucci land?
Great.
Yeah, that's probably what was going through his head.
Yep.
I hope the family farm gets bought by BlackRock.
I hope Vanguard takes the family ranch.
That's what I hope.
Don't do anything, guys.
Make them proud.
You know, imagine that was you.
Have some fucking decency.
Have some self-respect for what it took to put you where you are.
Your own family, your own, you know, ancestors who you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for their efforts, and they did it because you love your family.
You want them to survive.
You want them to be prosperous.
You want them to have good, healthy, long, productive, happy, fulfilling lives.
And you'll go to any length to do that.
And they did do that.
And they kept doing that.
And now you're like, ah, fuck it.
Who cares?
What the fuck are you doing?
So everything I did was for nothing?
Yes, apparently.
Imagine that's you.
Yeah, your life is meaningless.
Nothing you do matters because in a couple generations, everyone's just going to throw everything away anyway.
So you think you're going to go die on some beach somewhere for some utopian future and the world's going to be saved.
But really, it's just going to go to complete shit and it's completely pointless, really, let's be honest.
This is just a giant industry.
You're just throwing your life away for nothing.
Isn't that great?
Who feels good?
I love this system.
It is really something, isn't it?
Now we're getting somewhere.
Oh, and their training is going to be free too, he says.
Glad I serve my country, right?
They'll look out for you.
Aren't they there to have your back, guys?
The government, don't worry.
Yeah, you should work for them.
They'll totally take care of you.
Totally.
Absolutely.
You're not a slave.
You're not an expendable widget that they can just throw away.
I mean, this is Canada.
We care about people here, don't we?
I'm going to get back to that healthcare video in a second, but I just want to point out: like, we care, you know, and just to show you how much we care.
St. Mark's Anglican Church Hall, God bless them.
You know, it's the holiday season.
People are lonely, you know, especially seniors.
You know, it's a scary time in your life.
You're old.
Maybe a lot of the people you knew are dead and gone.
family doesn't visit, and you're like, Jesus, this is just kind of...
Let's go to St. Mark's Anglican Church Hall in Berryfield, East Kingston for a special presentation by Reverend Margaret Johnson-Jones, Seniors Having Fun Event, a speech on medical assistance in dying.
Okay.
Let's have the seniors.
Let's have some fun, seniors.
Let's talk about killing yourself.
Okay.
Who's in?
Who wants to just fucking end it all?
Right?
Canada's doing great.
And, you know, that was a long tangent, but I mean, I just got to say the healthcare, it's amazing.
It's so good we pay this much.
I'm glad we're being robbed blind.
I'm glad people are dying in the street.
I'm glad, and no one's doing anything about it, and nobody gives a fuck.
And these people are making millions of dollars to make asses of all of us.
Again, again, getting bloated, fat, rich, wealthy, happy, warm, and cozy on the blood of our friends and family.
You know, what a legacy to leave behind in that world and say nothing about it as it happens.
That's real courage.
You know, that's real bravery.
That's really intense.
Just, you know, anonymous shit talking on the internet.
That's, I mean, that's, you know, just criticizing people and whining.
Yeah, that's really helpful.
It's really helpful with your anonymous mask.
So they just know these people are going to die because they cannot get help.
I have been dealing with literally pain in my liver.
I can't see a doctor.
Can't see a doctor.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter what's going on.
There just literally aren't enough physicians.
It's not that they're picking and choosing and picking poorly.
They literally just don't have physicians.
There's nobody here.
There's nobody here.
So you want to come here?
You want to be like, oh, I just, I want to get free health care.
You'll probably die first.
Okay.
I've been on a wait list for a general practitioner, a GP, for six months.
And you can't do anything.
Waitlist in Nova Scotia is 10 years.
Anything here without a GP.
I can't go get a, I can't even go to the gynecologist to get a 15 exam.
And I had precancerous tissue in my cervix, so I have to get checked twice a year.
Can't even do that.
I can't even do that.
I even tried calling like the women's health center that we have here because like, you know, that they're supposed to be helping people.
And they're like, sorry, as of November, we will only be taking appointments through your GP.
You need a referral, a referral to go see them.
So here I am.
I have gone to two walk-in clinics.
Like, you're completely on your own.
I'm not exaggerating.
There's virtually nothing.
If there's anything, I've been saying this for a couple of years, haven't I?
If there's anything really, really wrong with you and you have the means, I would highly suggest looking abroad or a private health care somewhere to get that taken care of because if you you're taking your you're really rolling the dice in this country man and i mean that's we have so few specialists and people to do any of this kind of shit anymore everybody's more sick than ever it like it's not their fault i mean what do you want them to do 15 brain surgeries a day no they
just don't care our money is in haiti for dildos in the past week to try to get help they're full i call as soon as they open because they say hey don't come visit us call us we only start answering phones at 8 30 call us we'll give you an appointment that day i called as soon as 829 830 called them as soon as i got they were like oh we're full full so if you want to come here i hope that you are the healthiest person ever
and you've never had one single medical problem another reason to take care of yourselves guys um i mean self-preservation the healthier you are the less likely you are to befall any number of illnesses any number of things does it a lot of stuff could be the difference between you living to be a healthy i mean you could be 90 i saw a video earlier of a american fighter pilot and a german uh tank commander from world war ii they went and met somewhere they're like 99 years old 97 years old uh
there's a lot of a lot of people already have and will continue to die because there's just no and a lot of it could be oh what did you have oh yeah could you have taken better care of yourself could you have maybe avoided this could you like this is just something i mean or or not care or just roll the dice like ah i'm sure it'll be fine okay in your life if you go to the er the only way you're probably gonna get seen you need to seize on the floor no seriously you need to have a seizure that's a real story that
my cousin witnessed i believe that you will not get help here you won't i'm literally considering moving back to the united states you know how bad that is where i'm considering moving back to the state i 100 understand you the only thing getting in my way of health care is actually just paying someone i will take medical debt now i will because at least i will live yep are you joking me unfortunately
not anyways unfortunately not a lot to be proud of up here canada is better than ever canada is doing amazing everyone is happy and i am so rich i am so rich what was this oh yeah that's fucked let me save that for another time run out of time played that one jesus doctors we got them all let's check out on the u.s border guys let's just check it you know i know it's just something we do here it's
like live it'd be a funny segment if you set them up like it was always just a live feed and it just never ended you could just keep running you could run these loops of these clips of these just endless waves of migrants just coming over the border it's like 20 000 a day or something outrageous it's like let's check in the live let's check in on the mexico trail cam and oh god That's I can see the cameraman is still moving a whole look at those.
Those are some very black Mexicans.
Those are the they must be sunburned.
They're hard workers.
They're in the fields of Mexico all day.
That's dreadlocks.
He's really working.
They're Africans.
This is just Africans.
How?
How did they?
That's a hijab.
Where did you, what?
Who is that?
Was that LeBron J?
Where is this?
How did they?
Where did they come from?
Is there a land bridge to Africa from Argentina that I'm not aware of?
How?
How?
There's some, you know, Latin American looking guy.
Well, there's a lot of them anyway.
And, you know, 10,000 to 20,000 a day, you say.
Well, that can't be anything but positive.
That's going to be excellent.
I'm sure no one will, you know, suffer any kind of problem for that.
No.
We're fucking.
We're just giving her.
Scotian Lady says, was telling my dad about Diagalon and that is like we have our own George Carlin.
I don't know what I am.
I'm definitely not George Carlin.
And that memes remind me of drawing horns and mustaches on politicians or celebrities in the newspaper as a kid.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's the same kind of energy.
Happy New Year to you and Morgan and all the rest or all the very best of your clans.
I wish more people's families would watch Ragecast together.
Well, see, this is the thing.
That could be the end of some families or the beginning of some others.
I mean, it's really, you're taking your, how well do you know your family?
You're going to find out.
And I'm sorry in advance, but, you know, you're an adult and you should have made better choices.
You should have just made better choices.
Space Kang says Twitter spaces are cucked and gay without you in there.
Just you in the space.
I don't ever see any that I'm like, oh, some of I have a couple I've like lurked in and I'm like, watch this.
I'll put my hand up and I'm like, there's no way.
And they're just like pretending I'm not in there.
You know, it's one of the sizes of ones where it's like, and these are people who would know who I am and they're like, no.
I just, everyone's scared of me.
I'm not, yeah, I'm not going to.
And it's just chattering about nothing.
You know, oh, peepee, you got the limbs off.
Oh, I have an apple in my mouth.
And I just think I like waiting in a partition.
I don't fucking care.
It's all nuts.
It's all nuts.
Have you seen my new chudo thumbnail?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I don't care.
Not interested.
I could go watch Lord of the Rings.
It'd be more productive.
Synthetic says laughter is the best medicine, so thanks for streaming tonight, especially.
Happy New Year, Degs.
Keep going.
Yeah, I hope you guys all had a good one.
Scotian Lady says statism is a hell of a drug.
80% of the people will just follow whoever is in power.
Doesn't matter who it is.
They're going to do it because they're doing what they're told.
That's what most people do.
The tug of war again.
There's people pulling this way and there's people pulling that way.
And there's everybody in the middle.
And they're just going to go with whoever.
They'll say all kinds of big talk.
They'll tell you all about how, oh, man, the fool's gods came to my door.
They'll say all kinds of shit.
But the thing is, we already did the magic time.
We already had, I mean, pretty significant time in human history, I would say.
A lot of the religious people and the Christians got pretty fired up about it.
They're all into their Bibles and stuff now.
And I'm like, hey, I mean, you know, it's pretty, yeah, you're right.
It's pretty fucking mental.
You made the whole world take medicine time and you destroyed anyone's lives who didn't.
I mean, that's, if you had told us about this 10 years ago, like, and make sure everybody knows that in 2020, we're going to do all of that, there'd be riots.
They'd be like, what are you, no, we're not doing that.
That's fucking mental.
But they walked it in on you, right?
And now you're like doing crazy shit.
You're putting masks on and you're walking around looking at arrows on the floor.
Like, we can't get, we can't.
We have to buy more toilet paper.
Oh, my God.
You know?
Well, I'll bother you.
No, we already know, guys.
We already know you'll do whatever the fuck you're told.
All they had to do was jingle some keys.
Look.
Like, oh, look what I found.
Oh, look, a clothespin.
Oh, wow.
Ooh, wow, I did the minimum amount of intimidation and you folded immediately.
You better do it.
Or else what?
Or else I'll listen.
It's the rules.
Okay.
Shut the economy down.
Everyone just, everyone commit economic suicide.
Ruin your businesses.
Okay, bye.
They asked.
They asked you to.
That's the best part.
It's tyranny.
I'm like, not really.
This is the softest tyranny ever.
They just suggested that you'd better do what you're told.
And you're like, well, I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
And then some people honked horror and were like, hey, we're a man, which was a great thing.
And unfortunately, it was a painful.
It's like watching a child have to learn.
They got to learn, man.
They got to learn this lesson on their own.
This is not something you can do.
And I remember talking to people down there and some other personalities and stuff.
And some of them I respect.
And I admire what they're doing.
And not all of us get along.
And there's others that I'm just like, you're an idiot.
You're so stupid.
But some of the ones that, you know, again, like I said, I respect what they're doing.
I admire them.
Their heart's in the right place and all this stuff.
And it's like, you just got to learn.
They were like, oh, you know, we'll just protest here and they'll have to do what we say.
I'm like, I don't know.
You guys were there.
You remember?
I made the videos.
I'm like, here's what's going to happen.
The riot cops are going to come in.
They're going to beat shit out of you.
They're going to beat shit out of everybody.
They're going to arrest a bunch of people and they're going to make a big show for us.
And it's going to be awful.
And you're going to fucking probably get hurt.
And, you know, like, prepare yourselves.
This is where we're going.
They're like, you're just causing fear and division.
And I'm like, no, no.
You don't understand them.
I understand them.
I understand how they think.
I know what they're going to do.
I work for them.
I know how it is.
I'm just telling you, I'm just letting you know.
And then you get to watch women getting kicked in the chest and stomped on and people getting guns in the face and all of that.
And they're crying.
They're like traumatized.
And I'm like, I told you.
That's who you're that now.
But now you know.
And now everyone should know because of the sacrifice, really, that a lot of those people made.
A lot of those people lost their businesses, their trucks.
They went to prison.
They had bank accounts taken.
Their businesses destroyed.
I mean, they really fucked people's Lives up for this.
They took their pound of flesh.
There's still people in jail.
There's still people in jail.
They don't play fair.
I've been trying to tell you.
This isn't a disagreement.
This isn't, they just need to listen, really, really listen.
We don't need more petitions.
We don't need, you know, I'm afraid the diagnosis is much worse than that.
Okay?
Because those people are still operating in the old paradigm where the people in charge, they may have been a little corrupt and a little selfish, you know, and would take a piece for them.
You know what I mean?
They were greasy, but generally they were better.
I mean, they weren't just going to fuck everybody over.
I mean, it's some kind of a mistake, right?
Or they just need to like, we just have to talk to them, and we just need to figure this out.
This is in the 70s.
They know what they're doing.
They're just stealing.
They're just bad, okay?
They're just, they're criminals.
And you tried to challenge them, and they did what criminals do.
They beat up unarmed people.
They trampled old people.
They beat veterans in the street with guns.
They leaned on regular folks.
Oh, did you donate $20 to a fucking thing?
You'll ruin your life.
I'm taking your bank.
You're fired.
I'm going to dox you.
Remember those people, they doxed, and people were getting fired, and they ruined their lives.
The government did that on purpose to make you afraid.
See, that's the point.
That's why it has to work.
Rogue Praetorian says it's time to release the hounds.
Usque adfinum.
I don't know if I pronounced that right.
It's Latin.
I don't know.
Pete, do you know?
He's Italian.
Maybe he's got some more genetic memory.
He's closer to it.
It's closer to the source material than me.
Pete's making a lot of...
Apparently, this is just Pete's.
This is the year of Pete.
It's Pete's time now.
Pete's going to go to prison.
I'm just kidding.
I hope not.
Cindy Lee says, I ordered something at a Tim Hortons once, and when I got up to the window, I made the mistake of trying to change the order, and he legit said he didn't speak English.
The manager said he didn't either.
No English, no English.
Oh, good.
Right on.
Whatever.
I'll just eat this, whatever this is you handed me.
What is this?
Fish?
I don't know.
It's not what I asked for.
Fucking, whatever.
This is how they do it there.
It's their culture.
It's diverse.
Renunciate says, happy new year.
Thank you.
And is that it?
They get them?
I got to get out of here.
It's getting late.
And Patton says, Hail, I hope you and your family had a wonderful New Year's Eve.
And I wish you all the happiest year in 2024.
Thank you, man.
Back at you.
Lost Nation says they all need to leave.
A lot of them do.
People are like, that's extreme.
That's where we're at.
What are you going to say?
What are we going to do?
Oh, we just dropped millions of people here.
They're just going buck wild.
And I don't know.
It's just fucking what it is now.
Okay, just do nothing.
Right on.
Cool.
Very Canadian, actually.
Ryan says, Hong Kong.
Thank you, man.
and lampshades.
France is bragging they only...
Yeah, only half the country burned down.
Am I going in chronological here or not?
He says, how did that work out for the for, I don't know who Leslie Borea is and Travis Patron.
Well, you know, Travis just blatantly broke the law, though.
That's how it is here.
You can go to jail for saying the wrong things in Canada.
You have to be very careful or they'll put you in prison because they don't like what you said.
You know, like Cuba or North Korea.
Exactly like that.
This is where we got, you know, once again, oh, well, that means we shouldn't resist.
Yeah, no, that means we need to not do anything because obviously the very fact that we have to be in fear and watch what we say and everyone's like, oh, you don't be careful.
Don't you understand?
The way you even, that you're acting this way is physical confirmation that there is a problem.
Okay.
We shouldn't be living in this shadow of intimidation of our own state power.
That's grotesque.
I mean, these people are awful.
They're awful.
They need to be destroyed.
I don't know.
White cakes is with all those diverse women in the U.S. Army video actually becoming frontline soldiers.
If there's a war where they become truck drivers and cooks, is it even possible to train them well enough to say fight the Russians?
Male battalion number one, mixed battalion number two.
And in a distant third, significantly worse performance scores from the other two was the all-female battalion.
It's just a man's game.
It's a very physically robust, demanding job.
It is like professional football.
Being a combat soldier in modern times is you'd better be ready to be a fucking athlete.
You're carrying 100 fucking pounds.
You're racing guys across mountains.
Okay, this isn't a joke.
This isn't a game.
This is life and death at elite professional levels.
Do you know who the other guys are going to send?
They're meanest motherfuckers that they have.
And you're going to send Stacey and the girls?
They're going to Barbie time it up.
35% muscle disparity.
I don't care if they're the most elite athletes and females in the world.
I saw the guys talking about this the other day, too.
I'm glad they brought that up.
The Olympic female athletes, okay, gold medal winning female Olympic athletes, have statistically lower performance scores than high school male athletes.
High school boys are physically more robust and performance driven, you know, going to be better soldiers.
They run faster, can carry more, can fight longer, can do everything.
So obviously, and they're not even, that's not like the prime specimen.
A 17-year-old boy is not a killing machine.
We're not even talking about like the 30-year-old guys that have been at this for 15 years and are just super jacked.
You know what I mean?
That's who you're going against.
So you think this is a good idea?
I don't know how I need to say that.
This is a contact sport.
This is the most severe contact sport.
So You won't put women in football because, but you will put them in war.
You'll put them in frontline.
I mean, there's other things they can do that aren't as physically demanding and wouldn't have an impact on their proficiency.
And there's lots of women do those jobs.
They do them very well.
But it's just, it is not wise to jump.
I mean, Ukraine's mass recruiting all their women.
Why?
Because all the men are dead.
Why did they send the men first then?
Now they're recruiting.
This is where it leads.
And like, this is depraved.
To even laugh at this is kind of fucked up.
This is in the Ukrainian lines here.
This is a guy who clearly got some mental deficiency.
Video is a guy.
He's got Down syndrome.
That's how desperate they are.
And they're like playing jokes on him and fucking with him.
Because, I mean, you're all going to die anyway.
What?
What's that, little?
I'm going to go.
*laughter*
Like, wow, dude.
Slava.
Remember that?
Remember we have to slava?
How's that?
That is evil.
That is so evil.
This guy doesn't even have the capacity to understand what's going on.
You're just using him as a meat puppet, meat shield.
And they're laughing about, like, and this is what we're supporting.
This is the depths of the depravity, of this nonsense.
We have to, this has to happen.
Canada supports this.
Yeah.
We're conscripting mentally handicapped people to be butchered in a war they lost a year and a half ago.
Because we're the good guys.
Because, you know, the people in charge, again, like I said, they're so good.
They're so impressive.
Where's your automatic?
They said, I'm in battle.
Uh, You hear the artillery in the distance?
I don't even know.
I don't know what the hell they're saying.
It doesn't matter.
The fact he's here at all is.
He's overweight.
Like, he's got to be probably 230.
He's a heavy boy, you know.
Mom probably fed him good.
Can you imagine the fucking government comes to take your mentally disabled son who looks like this?
He probably just plays Nintendo all day, you know?
This would be like if the military conscripted Frankie McDonald and sent him to fight the Russians.
And you're like, oh, that's awesome.
No, that's not awesome.
That is definitely not awesome.
No honorable people would do anything like this.
This is grotesque.
This is a...
Here's one.
What kind of fucking person does this?
What kind of fucking psychopath?
What difference is he going to make?
What this fucking, he, you're just sending him to his death just because, just to fill a quota now?
And I'm supposed, and you're the good guy.
Are you sure?
What's coming?
All right.
Slava, remember, everybody's on this.
We're all on this together, guys.
We've got to send billion dollars to make sure handicapped people are being slaughtered on the front lines of a pointless war they can't win.
That's why we can't have doctors in hospitals because shit like that has to happen.
You feeling me yet?
Hi, like hey, Canada.
It's sunny ways, everybody.
Sunny fucking ways.
Hey, hey, we're doing good.
You're doing great, kid.
You're doing great, kid.
Night Nation says Harold of Diagalon Air Force.
Booshesis.
All right, and I got the totally total eclipse of the heart.
Total eclipse of the plaid.
Remember that?
That was retarded.
We did a musical.
If you haven't seen Son of Plaid, you're missing a Canadian cultural masterpiece.
That was a good time, actually.
Never Neal says, I have a complaint.
Should I direct it to Ford Phillip?
Nope.
Nope.
You should not do that.
He does not like party boobers.
King Mahabouli.
Thank God.
I was getting worried that he wouldn't.
I was getting worried he wouldn't arrive.
Notice how he doesn't even have a weapon.
He's literally there for no reason but to die.
Exactly.
He was just wearing a plate carrier and just sitting there playing with like dirt.
So, so horrible, man.
The things they allow and do and the things they're letting the Israelis do to the Palestinians.
Oh my God.
And I wonder if one of, you know what I bet it is?
I bet one of their excuses is, well, there's just so much that it's, you know, the smart ones, right?
And there are smart ones.
But that's not the point, right?
And this is something that comes back to like, this is the kind of the great equalizer, right?
Like I said, I'm not, I don't, I don't consider myself, I guess I'm culturally Christian.
These are my, you know, kind of, a lot of them are my friends and I respect them for their belief.
They know the good ones, not the ones that are like, well, chosen people, flama Israel.
You guys are retarded.
But the other ones, you know.
And that's like, that's the courage of the heart and the spirit to confront what you know is bad, even if it, you know, even if it puts you at risk, doing so may hurt you or worse.
And you do it anyway because it's the right thing to do.
You can't, there's no amount of money.
You can't, no amount of smarts.
You could be an imbecile.
You could be a genius, anything in between.
It's not about that.
It's not a matter where you were born, how much money you had.
Nothing.
You don't need anything.
The only thing that matters in that situation is, are you going to do anything about it or not?
And all these people are like, ah, it's just gone so far.
I mean, why?
The smart ones are like, dude, there's nothing you can do.
It's over.
It's a fucking mess.
It doesn't matter.
Like, you coward.
You're not even going to try.
You're not even Going to try.
Why not?
Why not?
If it's over anyway, let's make a mess.
That's what the Nazis do, right?
Well, it's over.
We're going to be dead in the morning when they get here.
So let's just fucking have a party and fucking Bob Lamo at midnight.
You know, why not?
Because fucking, why not?
It's over anyway.
And you won't, and you're like, no, I'm going to bed at nine.
I'm just going to let them kill me.
Are you a human?
Like, what is wrong with you?
Just do nothing.
Just let everything happen.
Who cares?
You make me sick.
You know, they really do.
The people that have the most ability to do it, but that's the other thing.
The stakes are higher.
It's easy for somebody who's like an unknown, just some guy to just start a channel.
That's what I did.
That's easy.
Nobody cares who you are.
It doesn't matter.
But the higher you go, the more notoriety you acquire, the more influence you have, the more money, any number of things, the stakes are higher.
Maybe you're causing some problems.
And then they go, you know what?
We're going to have to do something about you.
But this is just how it is.
That's the cost of doing business.
You want to do this or not?
Somebody's got to go through the door.
Are we doing this?
Are we not doing this?
Are we going to say anything or not?
Are we going to say anything or not?
And that's why they knock everybody down.
That's why they do what they do.
That's your hint.
That's your big, giant red flag right through your living room window, right past your daughter's crib, right out the other side of the house.
Holy shit, what was that?
What was that?
That was the people in your lands, you know, presumably acting as though they have your best interest at heart.
They're looking out for you, they're the government.
They just took a shot at you.
Look what they're doing to people.
People are living in fear of the state.
There's no question as to whether or not there is a moral imperative to speak up and do something and say something and figure out, you know, look for, there's a saying in the military as well.
In the absence of orders, find something to kill and kill it.
Find something to do.
If there's a massive gunfight going on and you're just chilling because nobody told you what to do, fucking find something to do.
Go help somebody.
Go find something to destroy.
That's why we're here, you know.
Sitting around isn't good enough.
But they don't want anybody to do anything.
And that's why they make examples of people and they attack people.
And that's why the people that do that, they have to continue.
They have to keep going or else that's it.
They have to keep going.
If the fear becomes so acceptable that no one, just no one dares anymore.
No one even dares say a word.
It's over.
You've been broken.
You've been psychologically, spiritually, buck broken.
They have you.
No one dares say anything.
It's that bad.
We're getting to that point.
They're putting people in jail for talking.
We'll take your business, your bank account.
We'll make new laws.
We'll do whatever the fuck we want.
And we're accountable to nobody.
We'll have sham inquiries and dog and pony shows about the fucking brutal crime.
We're just accountable to no one.
We'll do whatever we want.
Whatever we want.
What movie are you watching where this isn't something that needs to be dealt with?
Like, do you have kids?
Do you have any stake at all?
That's another thing.
Pay close attention to this.
A lot of these motherfuckers and these power-hungry demagogues, and that's why a lot of these people have arranged marriages, these power couples and so on.
It's not about that.
It's about the psychological.
They're professionals.
See, they want the big chair.
And people don't trust single men.
It's better if they seem like a family.
They've got children.
They're invested in the future like many of you, right?
They're normal.
I don't even need to point out some of these political families and be like, that makes a lot of sense.
Yes.
You know, it's a sham.
Like everything else in their lives, it's a sham.
So many of them have nothing, you know, no children, nothing.
They're just in it for themselves.
It's just all a big game.
It's all a big weee for them.
It's all a big weee for them.
If people feel like they have the guts to say something and do something, it's like you almost have the moral imperative to do it because there's others around you that maybe, but they're just not, they just don't have it.
But if somebody else did, they'd follow them.
And that's that leap that people, hey, what's going to happen?
What happens if I do this?
It could go any number of ways.
It could be horrible.
It could be great.
It could be anything in between.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
And it's intimidating.
And the unknown is one of the most frightening things that people don't want to face.
But after you do it enough times, it's always the same.
It's always the same routine.
It's the same emotions every time.
It's like diving into a pool of water every time.
Every time.
It's a sip.
This is just what it was last time.
This is just what it was last time.
That's why the fear is so important because that's the last obstacle.
The fear is the gatekeeper.
That's what keeps you fucking right there.
That's what keeps Fifi, you know, really after what happens if I leave?
I won't have my, all the stuff that I've come to depend on will be gone.
How do you think people break out of prison, you know?
Do you think they're like, oh, I'm only going to do it.
I'm only going to try to break out of jail with you.
Like, say you're unjustly imprisoned.
You're in some Moroccan prison, you know.
It's you and Aladdin for some reason.
And you're like, we've got to get out of here, Apoo.
You know, and you're there for some reason.
You're like, yeah, also me.
And you're like, listen, I'm not even going to attempt this unless there's some surefire way.
I'm going to need a cab to pick me up at the gate.
I'm going to need to take into a hotel because I'm going to need a shower.
And I'm going to need some food.
I'm going to need some credit cards.
And I want a flight the next.
There better be a flight home because I am not waiting.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What do you want?
The fucking red carpet tree?
Look what's happening, dude!
*clap*
The thing is, if too many people cross that barrier and find out, hey, it's really not as scary as, you know, people.
There's really conquering that, not caring, I guess, or I wouldn't say not caring, but just accepting it as this is how it is.
This is what has to happen.
There's a power in it.
there's a strength in that.
And if too many people understand that and do that, it's over.
So the fear must be maintained.
Everyone has to be kept in line.
They have to make examples of people.
That's the weapon that they're using.
And if you're afraid, you won't react.
If you're afraid, you don't think.
And if you're afraid, you make bad decisions.
And if you're afraid, you don't have the confidence that you'll survive, that you'll succeed.
You'll imagine all the worst things happening.
If I get out, even if I do break out of here, where am I going to go?
I don't know where to go.
What if it rains?
I'll freeze to death.
What if there's wolves in the forest?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I'm just going to stay here where I know what tomorrow's going to be like at least.
I guess, I mean, that's an option.
And the day after that, and the day after that, and you know how it's going to go.
And you're going to die in there.
But I might die out there.
And it's like, you're going to die anyway.
Is this how you want to live your life?
You want to live it like this?
Afraid?
Afraid to say no to people that want to hurt you, people that are hurting you, and you're not willing to say no, you'd rather just be a good boy and just sit there because you know what?
Somebody might call me a name in my career and all this.
And all the people that might be depending on me to speak up for them and bat for them and they're looking to me as, you know, for some kind of guidance and leadership.
I'm just going to say, you know what?
It's really about me in the end.
And I'm just going to do what's best for number one.
I just have a feeling I don't think that's I broke my nose Let all my clothes I don't think people are going to be down with that.
I feel like people won't follow cowards, you know?
I don't think they do that.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Let me be my simple!
Let's go, shut up!
Let's go!
Let me be myself!
It's gonna be a good year, guys.
We got a lot of shit going on.
We got irons in the fire!
When it's ready to go and we need you to know, you'll know.
And yet our lives are half a man of brutalized Seasons Fallen's a buzzer.
A buzzer, they say.
There you go, a buzzer.
Look for ways to disappear.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it?
That's it, that's all!
Thank you very much, guys.
Appreciate you.
Hope you had a great holiday and a good New Year's Eve!
I mean, you gotta be used to it by now, right?
We're getting used to the abuse.
You've developed some calluses, right?
You're not green anymore.
You've been through some shit.
Now you're ready to fucking start spitting.
You know?
You just wipe your bloody nose.
You go, okay.
Alright, it's like this.
Alright.
Good to go.
Good to go.
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Oh, I don't care.
It's above my head.
If you don't.
Stop asking me.
It couldn't be more obvious.
It couldn't be more obvious.
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Come back.
Let's get into it.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, soul.
Let me feel my soul.
Della, Della, Della, Della, yeah.
Shut up, I'm on a roll.
Let me burn my cerveau.
Phil, what is this?
Yes You got plans for the next holidays again?
Well, when you say you want to give them a gift, you want to send them on a vacation, I really, I mean, that feels ominous, especially coming from you.
You're all coaked out.
You've got all these plans and ideas again.
This is about what I expected.
No, I'm glad they can't see it.
No, they're all just...
On an airplane, and they look very frightened.
They look very disturbed.
I don't know what Phil.
I don't know.
He's flying the plane.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Phil?
It's a cargo plane.
I know people are going to ask.
No, I don't see any parachutes.
We're taking off.
Phil.
Where did you get this?
The army gave it to you because you said you could fly it to Ukraine?
So they just gave you a C-130.
I believe it.
You're just going to open the car.
Yeah, you're aft down.
Alright, everybody, this is your last stop.
Thank you for flying Phillip Airlines.
It appears you've been banned and gagged, and you're about to be double hoof kicked to your doom from the mouth of a C-130.
