You did it It's Monday and you're still here It's not easy to do not everyone can do it Listen have you guys been on the internet lately a new schizo is born every day That's when they mentally descend into lunatic What
are the size of the steeples in the churches in Gonzalez right now?
Oh, I think they're all destroyed actually Oh my god, the mama was mortar Herschel Herschel there's still people alive in that church bomb it again Oh,
I can't they went to the refugee center bomb that toe and the survivors the survivors just went to a hospital bomb the hospital then you guys chosen people okay they're chosen it's special man like uh if the if the moral like the morality framework of someone's internal compass of right and
wrong uh were a science or like a like a let's say like a mathematical kind of if there was a way to quantify that and make it it would be like common core math totally nonsensical inverted batshit overly convoluted nonsense like you know something like that it would be uh it would be well i guess it's reflected in uh the character of most of the people walking around most people walking around are pretty fucking terrible guys um i'd i'd say at least half of the population is completely irredeemably
lost half half half of the people walking around are so corrupt and awful inside there's no point in even don't even slow down you know you're ripping across the lake on a speedboat ferrying supplies from one rebel hideout camp to the next a dinghy is on fire as oil there's people in the nope don't even slow down speed up how many people are there four two
of them were pieces of shit at least minimum minimum taking your life into your own hands here guys it's bad out there what's up let's let's read some chats uh mosey says fuck you janice yeah janice fuck you janice i don't know who janice is but uh i'm doing this on behalf of mosey and uh you know what generally uh the people around here especially the ones that send me money are pretty cool so uh odds are i wouldn't like janice either so
yeah it's it's not just me and mosey i also say fuck you janice i don't even know you but i'm pretty sure that would be my conclusion within i don't know 20 seconds of talking to you maybe 10.
maybe just looking at you maybe just by sight alone uh i found that to be very reliable you know they say don't judge a book by its cover what the what they should say is nine out of ten books the cover uh is accurate that's what they should say don't judge a book by its cover because sometimes sometimes it's not what you know i mean once in every 25 is actually oh really okay so that person looks like an unhinged sick disgusting yes they are that's why they look that way what's
this cover say 900 grams of transaturated fat okay yes well i read the cover that's what it says i feel like if i read this book it's it's gonna be what i expect um there's not a lot of mystery going on you can physically tell by looking at people now this is the 60s where people are generally healthy and homogeneous like everyone just kind of looks you get the odd you know fucked up person um but generally there was a much healthier physically
mentally in every way really and uh now you can just i mean you can see them waddling slur slurpling around like just like a bag of milk like an industrial sized bag like those big garbage bags like the big great big ones guys remember the army guys those great big huge you know and you just dump all the hay box lunches into it all the soup and the chili whatever's left nobody wanted to eat it all goes in there and then there's this big and we fucking triple bag that boys it's we don't want that coming apart in the back of the of the deuce and a half right and it's and
you throw it on the truck and and it takes two or three guys to carry it two or three guys have to carry it and they're just like duh and you're hoping it doesn't get ripped and torn and spill its disgusting contents onto you you're like fuck it's and it's and it's the shit nobody wanted right nobody wanted this so that's why it's in the trash and that's why it looks like this and you fucking other people have to get its stupid lame sloth ass onto the truck and then you're driving driving back waiting to drop it off and just looking at it you know gyrating
and vibrating around just this this this you know a bag of in on nondescript fluids and sauces and creams and fats and grow and you know it smells awful and uh anyway, that's all just a metaphor for, again, half the people I see walking around.
That's what I see.
I see you.
I see a triple-bagged black industrial dumpster bag full of shit nobody wanted anymore.
And it's masquerading as a human being.
Spends a lot of time on the internet.
Hasn't eaten a vegetable since when did the Challenger explode?
Was that like 1998?
Something like this.
I got to get new references because I'm getting older now.
Even the young people aren't safe.
You used to have to put in your time, guys.
It used to take hard work.
When you were in the 70s or the 80s and somebody was like a massive sumo, that was a wow.
Fucking wow.
Like we had like Yokozuna.
Yokozuna was like the biggest, fattest, most disgusting thing you've ever seen.
He was like slimer mixed with the stay puffed marshmallow man.
Remember Yokozuna?
He's Yoko nothing now.
Just go downtown.
Just go downtown.
And you don't, but you can't go to places that require like foot access traffic.
Stairs, anything with stairs, there's nobody, you know, ground level.
And that's why they make the malls like this, right?
The strip malls, pizza shops, creams and sauces, fat pitches anonymous, payday loan stores, VLTs.
You're all really in the same area.
All on one floor because there's no stairs because if there's stairs, you know, oh, I'll just go a different one.
They'll go buy in their fucking motorized scooter to a different one.
Fake some injuries, be on disability, be drunk most of the time.
Like that's at least a partial, that's either a totally accurate description or in cases, even 10 to 20% accurate of way too many fucking people walking around right now that are talking and not getting punched in the face for it repeatedly from all directions.
Animals are joining in because they're upset.
Monkeys are fucking swinging off from the jungles, coming down from the skyscrapers.
Because they just shut up.
You're worthless.
Holy fuck.
It's insane.
It's insane that the rest of us have to live like this and put out and share this habitat that they're defiling every day just with their existence.
Just sucking up air like Kirby into this giant fucking balloon trash bag body.
Doing nothing, contributing nothing.
Hasn't had a real job in 10 years.
If ever.
Not looking after anybody, not taking care of anything, not providing anything for anyone.
Not even just giving people hugs on the street.
Not even that.
Nothing.
Literally nothing.
they contribute.
They're just...
You know?
Geez.
I think, you know, you don't want to make the Jews too mad.
And, you know, they're going to think it.
I'm talking about them.
Parasites.
These parasites of human beings.
Everywhere.
And for some reason, we have to live like this.
I want to go back.
We have to go back, guys.
We're going to build our parallel society.
And culturally, we will select, let's say, 1984.
Around there is whatever level of weirdness and degenerate...
Because you have to leave some space for the freaks.
If you try to push all the...
Like 0% freaks and they don't...
You're never going to stop dealing with them.
They'll be attacking.
They'll be laying eggs.
They can't.
If they have a small space to roam in, like a demilitarized zone, and they don't come out of there and we don't go in there.
And it's like, you know, we can generally go about our business and we don't have to, you know, just don't look at it.
It's not there.
You don't need to go there.
It's in the worst part of town anyway.
They're all just fucking each other in the ass anyway.
Like, it's just.
There's needles all over the street.
Like, just, unless you want to go there, there's no need to ever go there.
So that's, that's their, you know, that's their zone.
Whatever level it was in, like, 84, 1984, you know?
Where like even the news was still like it was it was very censored, but it was it was in the in the way that the people participating in it didn't believe they were being censored like they they didn't see what was happening today We have an entire media establishment that is not only not only are they totally hand in glove part of the the global machine they they know it and they enjoy it and they take advantage of it and they know they're lying and they they enjoy and seem to find some kind of sustenance
in hurting people that can't defend themselves they're they're evil they're disgusting so uh much worse like remember walter cronkite you know like remember those kinds of things we got to go back and i think that's a better benchmark we'll start with that can we start with like 82 84 i mean it was a lot harder to see titties in the 80s and men you know that had mustaches when they were 17 and it didn't look ridiculous we
all have fun memories run me family things to america granthra american grand is hilarious very funny guy don't need to thank goodness for damn my savings i can do my runs
as early as six o'clock scarecrow bring it back right now donkeys
and how do Lions eat an elephant one bite at a time.
Moral set a big goal, but either.
But eat the tasks one by one.
Before you know it, you ate an elephant.
Take that, PETA.
Yeah, PETA wouldn't like that.
Well, I mean, lions got to eat too.
And if the only thing to eat is an elephant, like missing, man.
If this is our only option, if that's the obstacle we got to deal with, you best believe I'm eating an elephant today.
I'm eating Ellie Burgers all day long.
Trunk fucking subway sandwiches.
Soups up.
But yes, anything like that.
How do you climb a mountain?
One step at a time.
Literally, that's how you do it.
You put one foot in front of the other and you just keep doing that until you get up there.
There.
But how?
The question is, how did you, you know, it's mental.
Physically, obviously, we know this, but how did you do it?
Well, by not being a bitch.
That's a big part of things.
Not being a bitch is a huge part of getting things done and succeeding in life that people seem to have forgotten about because they think they can be a bitch.
Now it's my feelings.
Oh, the feelings.
Oh, my fucking feelings.
Oh my God.
And it doesn't work out for them.
They are now, many of those people have formed that 50% cadre of society that are just irredeemable goblin hordes of sweet God.
Sweet, you know.
And I'm like, I'm not looking forward to World War III as much as the next person, and it's horrible, but it's like, you got to find the silver linings where you can.
And like, listen, a lot of really shitty people are going to die, too.
So that's not bad, right?
So I don't know.
I'm ambivalent about World War III.
You know, you can't be a bitch because if you're a bitch, life will eat you alive.
That's why our society is imploding right now, because too many people thought it was okay to just be a little bitch and not deal with problems, not take responsibility for things, not hold people accountable, not get uncomfortable, not sacrifice, not stand in the rain.
You know, they just couldn't.
I don't have to.
Somebody else will.
And everyone else had that attitude, and then nobody did the work.
And look around.
Don't you like what you see?
Don't you really appreciate the fucking decadence and the entropy and the just disintegration of everything that used to be?
Because it's all still there.
It just looks like shit, doesn't it?
You go to parts of town and different cities and landmarks and stuff.
You're like, remember when this was not covered in homeless people?
Yeah, those were good times.
Hey, remember when you could go to the mall and kids didn't get abducted and dragged into fucking bathrooms and jabbed up with drugs and hauled away and sold into sex trafficking like has been going on at the mall in Halifax?
Remember that?
Yeah.
Remember when everyone wasn't on fentanyl?
Remember that?
Remember when everyone didn't have some form of diabetes or well on their way to it because they just can't stop eating?
Remember that?
Remember when everyone in your town spoke the same language?
Remember that?
That wasn't very long ago.
Life comes at you fast when you're being a little bitch.
Oh well.
Oh well.
It was only our civilization.
It was only everything.
That's fine.
We'll just live in the woods and grow potatoes and fucking shanties we make ourselves and just start over.
That's literally what people are doing.
I know it sounds insane, but that is honestly the solution.
It's too late.
You can't stop any of this.
This is fucking over.
I mean, in Canada for sure.
I can't speak to some other countries, but for a number of reasons.
I mean, you can shoot me a question.
Like, well, what if we did this?
I'll tell you why it won't work.
Like, I trust me.
I've been racking my brain about this for years, like everybody else.
And I'm like, we're gone.
We're post-iceberg Titanic, man.
We needed to turn this around in a dramatic emergency way like three years ago.
Maybe longer than that.
It's way too late now.
It's way too far gone.
So what do you do?
There's people running around the deck of that Titanic.
How do we save the Titanic?
You don't, man.
Do the math.
Can you do math?
If X amount of cubic, you know, tons of water is flooding into the hull of this ship multiplied by rate of speed, how big is this ship?
How long until you sink?
Do it.
What does it say?
Oh, three and a half hours?
That's how long you have.
See where it doesn't say you don't sink?
Unless you have some way to, you know, defeat the ocean at putting water in your boat with a huge hole in it.
I mean, I feel like you're going to have a hard time.
Like a waste of time.
It always comes back to that.
I think about that a lot.
I've ever thought about it a lot as a kid, some of those stories.
And it's just weird how pertinent it's become.
It's just human nature.
Most people are, well, they're a little bitch, and they'll just not, they don't have the courage to react and take matters into their own hands and seize the day and carpe diem and all of that kind of shit.
They stand around waiting for somebody else to tell them what to do.
They wait around for somebody else to tell them what they should do and how they should.
They just sit there paralyzed in fear.
Sheep people, right?
They don't make it.
That's how life is.
It's cruel and it's unfair and it fucking comes at you.
And if you don't fight back and be a motherfucker about it, you're going to not make it, man.
And we got soft and lazy because nothing bad, nothing really happened forever.
We're due.
We're long overdue.
We used to average major catastrophes like every 30 years.
And then we had World War II and then basically nothing until around the last few years.
People haven't experienced this kind of stress in Western society since World War II and we're just starting and they're already fucked.
They're already gone.
Think about the mental stress.
How is it different?
Half your town is conscripted and drafted.
It's all everybody's brothers and fathers and sons and so on.
Can you imagine the stress and the anxiety and how that's, and now it's like, where's the labor force?
Now The women have to figure out how to work factory machines and do all of this kind of shit.
Who's watching the kids, guys?
Oh, how am I going to pay for this?
I don't know.
Your husband's dead.
He fucking gets shot down over the channel.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Well, let me just adapt to this new reality.
Half the town's been killed in Beaumont Hamill.
Thanks.
Bye, Newfoundland.
Bye, forever.
All the men of Newfoundland are dead.
Did you know that?
Why is there so many bitch men from Newfoundland?
There's not all of them.
I've met some that are pretty hardy fucking characters, but there's a lot of clown people in Newfoundland.
And you know why that is?
Because all the Chad guys got wasted in Beaumont Hamill in World War I for absolutely no fucking reason at all.
Entire regiment wiped out.
Killed like 90% of the fucking regiment.
They went and grabbed every fucking man they could from Newfoundland, created the Royal Newfoundland Regiment, send them into a death trap.
They all died.
Oh, well.
What does that do to your town in your city?
Who raises the kids now?
Where's dad?
Where's the brother?
How does that long-term psychologically affect tons of damage?
World War I. Those same people then go live through World War II.
And they're still pickling.
Why do you think your grandparents or your great-grandparents had like pickled shit all over the house?
Like, why are you doing that?
Because they lived through times when it was like, yeah, there's no more food, guys.
Food's all done.
So I don't know.
Like.
Again, what do you think the stress levels were on people like that back then?
Probably pretty fucking high.
And we're not even close to that level of toughness because the people that endured the First World War, well, they grew up in the fucking 1800s.
Right?
We were born in the era of fucking Sega Genesis.
Ice cream truck.
Trucks would come around our houses and be like, hey, children, want ice cream?
Like, yes.
And now it's just, now you don't even have to do that, bro.
Now you have kids being like, I want fucking eat.
I'm exhausted from masturbating.
Send me a cheese to my face.
And then a van with some in his, some Pakistani guy shows up.
Your tech, your tech, give me a dip.
And he's like, go away.
And then he just throws the pizza through the window.
We're not going to do well, guys.
This is what I'm saying.
Because we're going to face the same levels of very difficult, stressful situations.
You're going to need a lot of resourcefulness.
You're going to have to be tough.
You're going to have to dig deep.
You're going to have to absorb losses and deal with sacrifice.
Things you probably never imagined you'd ever have to do.
And these people can't go fucking an hour without cheese.
They can't go an hour without tweeting.
They're always just farting and eating.
I'm a victim.
I need government money.
You're fucking dead already.
Just get made.
I'm serious.
That would be a net positive because you take all those people.
I'm totally with the government on this, guys.
I don't think the mentally ill should be mated necessarily because we don't know if they're a piece of shit or if they're just crazy and it's not their fault, right?
Because it could go either way.
Because you can be crazy and not be a piece of shit.
I've known people that were like really not well in the head, but they were really, I mean, they tried their best.
They were good people.
Their hearts were, you were good.
I've also known people that were, you know, of similar mental illness, but were just massive dicks.
It wasn't because they were fucking crazy.
It's because they're a dick.
If they were sane, they would just be a sane dick.
They would just be me.
But instead, they're crazy dicks.
So I don't think we should.
But, you know, the useless parasite people.
Like, listen, whores, you know how it's going to end, don't you?
Look at yourself.
What are you fucking 44 living with cats and drinking wine?
Sitting around crying all day?
Freaking fascist.
Hey, God, you fucking did you see him?
Where is your life going?
How much longer can you afford to pay for the shitholes you fucking live in when all you do is steal and grift and complain?
You contribute nothing.
You're fucking done, son.
If I were you, I would really consider like, you know what?
Faced with a future of like on the street begging, you know, you know, sucking people off for fucking quarters so I can eat something.
Or I'm just going to blow up my credit card debt right now and I'll just do the maid appointment and call it call it a day because this is, I'm on a downward trajectory, obviously.
Things don't turn around for you generally that late in life.
When you're that much of a piece of shit that long in life, it's not like, oh man, you're basically Gil from The Simpsons.
Gil's got to get it today.
No, you're a fucking clown.
The world owes me a living.
No, it doesn't.
No, I'm a victim.
No, you're not.
You're a parasite.
We're the victim of you.
Get off of our back.
Because if all of those, imagine all those people are like just gone.
That's a lot less traffic.
Number one.
Number two, a lot less traffic, massive increase in productivity.
Everybody's getting to work on time.
Nobody's, you know, in the way.
And when you get to work, you don't have to stand behind these slots because they don't do anything.
Even if they have jobs, they're the people that always find ways to not work and not do anything.
And everything's half-ass if they do it at all.
They're always going to appointments.
They're going to get coffee.
They're on the phone.
It's like, what the fuck?
What do you do here?
Nothing.
You don't really do anything.
And the only reason this is tolerated is because, again, there are people are being a little bitch and nobody has the guts to say, hey, fat ass, get the fuck out.
You're fired.
You're worthless.
You're worthless to what we're trying to do here.
You're in the way if you're doing anything.
That would increase productivity because the other workers then are not hobbled by this mess which is just slowing everything down.
There is no downside to telling these people that they should get made.
As a nationalist, I'm looking out for our collective interests as a people.
And I'm telling you, if the dead weight burns itself away, guys, we're fucking addition by subtraction in a big fucking way.
Cheese prices will fucking plummet.
The groceries, everything will be affordable again because supply and demand.
Who's eating all of this crap?
It's not me.
I'm not 400 pounds.
Who's doing this?
Where's all of our money gone?
Why are so many people just faking diseases and sicknesses and welfare and everything else to just and just be this fucking sloth?
That's got to be a lot of money, so I feel like that's going to be...
And you know what?
It's really going to force people.
There's going to be a lot of positions that need to be filled.
We're going to have to really rearrange who's doing what in a much more functional and productive way.
I really think this could be the solution, guys.
Addition by subtraction.
That should be a t-shirt.
I have two t-shirt ideas.
That one, and yeah, addition by subtraction.
And the other one says choose violence today.
Will they get me for that?
I don't know.
You can't do that.
Why not?
I can't sell a funny phrase on a shirt.
Are you that sensitive?
All right, you are.
All right.
Everyone's a little bitch.
I'm sorry.
Right.
Being a little bitch, destruction of civilization.
That is our main problem.
Weakness.
Weaknesses.
Kate hikes.
It says this stream makes cardio suck way less.
See, Kate's fucking working right now.
Working right now.
What are these fucking pathetic losers doing?
They're tweeting and they're eating Doritos.
They're eating Doritos in sweatpants they haven't taken off in five days.
Because they only have two pairs of sweatpants.
The other pair of sweatpants is also dirty and they haven't gotten around to doing laundry yet.
So it's just kind of this like game of chicken with like, how long am I willing to smell like shit?
We'll see.
They're just awesome.
She says, go to the fucking gym, get fit or fucking die.
Cheers, Figots.
There you go.
Now women are yelling at you or threatening you with death.
The Amazonian strong fit women we have will seek out the plebs among you and they'll kill you.
They will do it because it's their job to seek out the weakness in the males and just eat it in front of everyone.
So that entices the other males who have not yet fallen below the threshold of like unacceptable to where they get eaten by the fucking vicious psycho women we have.
And they go, oh, fuck, I better fucking, you're getting close to the line.
I better, you know, put a little try a little extra today.
That's right.
That's right.
Everybody fucking keep trying hard.
Nobody's fucking slacking off.
That's what we want to see.
That's good.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm just getting some water.
Better make it fucking fast.
Okay.
All right.
Everybody back.
Let's go, girls.
That's your job.
Get to it.
This also solves the food shortage crisis, right, guys?
Because, I mean, it's not technically cannibalism because they're goblins.
And I know goblin meat doesn't sound enticing, but it does.
It is technically, I would eat a goblin meat before I would eat a human, right?
Wouldn't you?
I think that's...
I have no problem with that.
I feel like eating a human being would be...
So if we phrase it that way, all I'm saying is if things get bad enough, I'm not saying the women have to go hunt and kill now, today.
I just mean in the future.
We don't know how long the food trucks are going to keep going.
I'm just putting it on the table.
You don't have to do anything with it.
You don't have to pick it up.
You don't even have to acknowledge it.
We both know it's there.
We both know it's there on the table.
That's all that needs to be said, guys.
Okay?
About cannibalism.
Man on the mountains is here for the overtime you've been putting in on all our behalf.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
Fuck, I've had a hell of a day.
Holy shit.
I've been on the phone since I woke up till like 15 minutes ago.
Morgan was on the phone with somebody else and they're talking and I'm in the background just being like, fuck out!
Hey, is that Jeremy in the background?
Yeah, I think so.
Hey, ask him.
Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.
Stop, stomp, stomp, stop.
It's one of those days.
Oh, God.
It sucks the life out of you, man.
I hate these phones, dude.
Oh, God.
Non-stop.
How many people did I talk to today?
10?
12?
Like, think about having totally, like, conversations of at least 30 to 45 minutes with 10 different people.
Back to back to back to back to back to back, you know.
About three totally separate topics at different times.
This should just be my, this is my day at all times, basically.
This is what it feels like.
I hear this every day.
champion stops i woke up this morning and i was like My legs are really fucking sore in the gym yesterday.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright, I got time to do this.
I think I'll make a coffee.
I'm going to get in the shower.
I'll think about what I'm going to do today.
And then I made a huge mistake.
You know what I did?
I looked at my phone Speak English!
Agent!
I said agent, motherfucker!
Oh my god.
I'm just going to do it.
I don't get a fucking understanding.
You're from Bangladesh.
This isn't about you.
I'm calling a...
It's in Halifax!
*music*
You know, stuff like that.
It's basically that.
That's my day.
Until I sit down here so that I don't actually act like that.
I'm just containing it.
Most of the time.
Vorkin would be like, well, most of the time, 90% of the time, I don't react that way.
And I save it for now.
But 10% of the time, yeah, you'll.
There are times where there are exchanges in public.
And it's like, are we going to do this?
You know?
That's why I don't like to go out there.
It's stressful for everybody.
It's not something you want to have to deal with.
I just want food.
You know, I just want food.
I shouldn't have to battle my way through a jungle to eat.
This is crazy.
Oh, man.
Should I get to that now?
There's a lot of these.
I'm going to grab a couple more first.
Groovy Grover says, settle down with the fat talk.
I'm working on it.
That's how I'm motivating you.
I hope you are.
That's good for you.
You'll feel better.
You'll feel stronger.
You'll be stronger.
Mentally, physically.
Then you're going to fucking move on to bigger things.
Revan says, more knife gun bombs.
Bomb gun knives.
I think they're bankrupt.
I've heard some things about Cecil.
I think they're in trouble.
I don't think.
Sounds like there's some trouble brewing in there.
Maybe some serious lawsuits are coming.
I don't know.
Oh, here's somebody.
Ceesus, they them says killer mic boom.
Dude, good purchase.
Thanks.
What is it?
Oh, yeah, it's one of these.
There's only like three kinds, and this is one of them.
You guys paid for it.
People literally begged me to get one and threw money.
I was like, okay, fine.
I'll fucking whatever, man.
I just was just carrying.
I broke the other one.
Well, actually, you guys broke the other one.
It made a squeaky noise.
Put it big and squeaky noise.
I put oil in it.
It fucking the spring never held tension again.
It was like nuclear Viagra for springs.
This thing just went, wow!
So I have to fucking hold on to it every night.
I start getting carpal tunnel.
I'm like, fuck this.
I throw it in the ditch.
It's dead now.
It's just laying there dead next to Colbert.
Frozen to death, discarded like a trash, like the trash he is.
That's what happens with failures.
Why are you always failing, Seymour?
What is it with you in failure?
I'm trying, mother.
Seymour!
What is it with you and failure?
Nah, it just wasn't worth fixing it.
I wasn't taking this thing apart and fucking with these springs and trying.
I'm like, fuck.
Just get another one.
I'll just get another one.
Fuck this.
The fucking thing was broke from the table anyway.
It was on the way out.
It was.
Mistakes were made, guys.
Mistakes were made.
All right.
It's over now.
Who's that?
Who is that?
Cecil Stay then says, hi, I like you now.
Please forgive the whole domestic terrorist thing.
Hugs and kisses!
Yeah.
No.
Give me total control of your organization, and then you will have mercy.
And nothing less.
Nothing less!
*cough*
The war only ends with unconditional surrender, I'm afraid.
Nothing less.
Mosey says, I need a body break.
It's Monday, and I want to yell at fatties while doing push-ups.
I'm paragliding to work tomorrow.
Where do you work, mister?
Are you in North America?
By any chance?
Paragliding, huh?
I don't know if you know this.
It's got some kind of negative connotations these days.
There's things about paragliding in the contemporary age that people are all touchy about.
You know?
But he's right.
We do have to do this.
Right?
My monitor is always backwards.
I'm still not used to this.
It's going to take me a fucking year to get used to this.
It has to be done, right?
because there's too many of these problems out there.
It's really embarrassing.
It's really embarrassing just to walk around this place.
Never mind that there's living reminders of how it used to be.
I got shamed every day.
Every day.
The TV I was watching.
The government would shoot me.
You better be getting in shape and doing shit like these people right now, kid.
Because that's why we do things here.
Don't be a piece of shit.
Come on, do that.
Look, rollerblades, be a gay black guy in a fucking neon helmet, whatever that was.
Go to ninja school.
Run around.
Throw balls at me.
Who cares?
Who fucking cares?
Just move around somewhere.
Walk your dog.
Do lesbian fucking CrossFit.
It doesn't matter.
Just do some...
Look.
Autistic dancing.
Whatever you're...
Just move.
There's no real excuse not to have fun this summer.
There's no excuse.
Those people are 100 years old.
That guy, he was in the Waffen-SS.
And he's on a mountain.
He's 98. What the fuck are you doing?
You're getting put to shut the shit.
You've got dust for bones.
And you've got cheese for bunch.
It's a fucking problem.
Fix yourselves.
Body break.
The women will eat you.
Body break.
Fix yourselves or die.
It comes from a place of love, I think, though.
Something, right?
Yes?
That's what we're all going to testify to, right?
We've all agreed that.
Yeah?
As long as we all keep our stories straight, we all have the same story.
There's nothing they can do to us, guys.
You'll never crack that.
Haven't you ever seen mafia shows?
You've never seen, like, I don't know.
Something I saw on TV.
Well, just show them a shame story.
Yeah, yeah, Cheshire, yeah, that's a great idea.
Jacob says, when are we having this rap battle?
What time?
What?
Why are we having a rap battle?
Nigga, you must be out your mind.
You're going to rap at me.
Zebeck's demise says 1978 or bust.
78?
Why 78?
I'm open to arguments.
Cam says, that's CRJ, but it's plants and box of wine.
Fucking shots fired.
JL Plantsmith will rap at anybody.
He'll get you.
Edgie will offer to, but it's going to be ugly.
It's going to be.
He only does it when he's drunk and it's like.
I think he just does it as an excuse to say offensive things.
I really was rapping.
I think that's what's really going on there.
Cam is key says, standing behind people at the gas station, checking a stack of $649 lotto tickets, which inevitably pays out two bucks.
Yeah, I know, man.
It's just the mindset of that is like, I don't know.
I guess it's fun if you can afford to, but a lot of people can't.
And they're just doing lottery.
I wonder if they've ever done the math of how much it adds up.
It's like, hey, we'll trick these people into think they've got a chance at fucking not being miserably poor.
And every once in a while, we'll only have to pay one of them a couple of pennies.
It's really messed up.
It's really fucked up.
You get like 10 million people buying these tickets.
You're making like...
How much we meant this...
$500 million.
Cool.
What did we give away as a top rise?
$10 million.
Oh, wow.
And they think that's amazing, don't they?
Yeah, they do.
They do.
They don't know they're being raw blind.
It's hilarious.
This is better than being a heroin dealer.
Gee, I wonder who's behind that.
I don't even know.
Has anyone looked into that?
Has anyone looked into the LQ, the scratch ticket question?
Who's behind these trivial fucking carnival games that are bankrupting everyone?
Larry, is this you?
You swore to me this wasn't you.
You swore, you son of a bitch.
And VLTs and stuff like that?
Just predatory.
They're literally designed to brainwash people so they can't stop playing.
Did you know this?
Psychologists, these motherfuckers hired doctorate-level psychologists to design ways to maintain people's attention for as long as possible and elicit like dopamine hits through imagery and noises and so on so that their brain becomes addicted to the fucking game and they never stop.
It's literally a vampire for your brain and soul and just sucks you dry until you're dead.
And we're just letting this happen.
What is this?
There's rows upon rows of people just mindlessly like how long have they been sitting there?
17 hours.
17 hours?
Well, that guy, he won $10,000 earlier and he's really happy.
He doesn't realize he spent $119,000 in this facility over the years.
He thinks he's doing great.
And all of these people will never win anything.
It's very, it's really funny.
Because I used to, well, once upon a time, I was going to start, I was selling cocaine and guns, and I'm like, this is dangerous.
You know, there's got to be a better way.
And I realized, oh, right, stupid people.
I can just take advantage of them.
And I'll just trick them.
I'll just trick them into giving me their money.
And it'll be legal.
And you know why it's legal?
Because I'll cut the government in.
I'll give them some tax money out of this fucking massive theft operation I've got going on.
So the government will go, oh, okay, you can do it then.
Never mind.
Just like selling alcohol and cigarettes.
Like, why, why?
When I was a kid, it's like, why is it legal then?
They're like, oh, cigarettes will kill you.
Well, because private businesses and corporations and people should be able to choose.
I get that.
I understand that.
But, you know, it's interesting what they choose to do with the power they have sometimes, isn't it?
Isn't it?
$2 a month.
Two bucks.
I won $2 on $6.49.
How much have you spent in your lifetime on that?
I don't want to know.
That's probably what some people are thinking.
I do not want to know how much money I spent on this.
Why is this allowed to happen again?
This is clearly a destructive practice that collectively just doesn't bet.
Now, here's where I would be.
How about this, actually?
Actually, this one.
How about this?
If there was a lottery, like, say, every province in town, the money, all of it, all these casinos, all that shit, everything that goes into it, all of it 100% gets returned to be dispensed for fucking projects, for funding, for whatever we want to build, use, maintain, repair, fucking rebuild the bridge, whatever it is.
Who paid for this?
The gambling addicts.
We have to pay them a little bit of what they win, but generally we make way more than they win from us anyways.
It's basically free money.
They're going to do it anyway.
They can't stop themselves.
So why not make the most of it?
Why are people allowed to do this?
It's corporations making money on this.
Am I agreeing with the government on this?
This is terrible.
And they're not going to be wrong about everything.
Just most things.
Just most of the important things.
As long as we're using gambling addicts money to build hospitals and shit, that's okay.
I say, let her rip.
Because then you know who to keep an eye on, too.
You got to keep an eye on.
They'll self-identify.
It's like soft degeneracy.
It's a gateway area.
It's like, uh-oh, they're dabbling in the darkness.
Keep an eye on these people.
So in the future of Diagalon, the casinos actually double as.
They're like deep state surveillance areas.
That's what all the cameras and stuff are for.
It's not security.
You guys say, oh man, this place has great security.
It's not security.
You're being studied.
There's a detailed file.
Your gait, your heart rate, everything.
Everything.
The chemicals in your body that you excrete from sweating.
We've turned the heat up on purpose just so you'll sweat.
We've got detection machines built in on everything, every surface you'll touch.
We'll know when you've gone bad before you.
So this is how I'm inventing pre-crime.
We'll use pre-crime through casinos where people will self-identify eventually, and we'll also rob them to build bridges and hospitals and marble statues of heroic events.
Is it morally a gray area?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it something we should definitely do anyway?
I think so.
I think so.
Alex Woods says, Hi, sir.
I changed my Diagon Premium plan for the Diagalon Gold at $55 a month.
But now your customer service tells me that I have to take the Diagon Titanium plan at $125 a month to get your complete afternight uncensored podcast.
As if, could you fucking imagine I'm also doing that as well?
Like, do people think I'm an inhuman machine?
Some of the shit these people accuse me of is hilarious.
Like, yeah, I have time to do all this.
I have time to do any of the things you imagine.
It's amazing.
I usually don't wear pants in a run of a day.
Like, I just don't have.
But that is funny.
Yeah.
Could you imagine?
I have, like, once a month.
Why is it going up?
Because, again, it's part of the system.
It's part of the system.
No one should be paying for this anyway.
So the ones that do interest me.
What are you guys up to?
What's going on with you?
Sergeant Rock says, a guy misses, I guy, misses a week of live streams.
And look what happens.
Yeah, where have you been?
Has it only been a week?
The new set at Big It Radio, The Beard Mix come back, and the government cases fall apart like a cheap Chinese suit, and the mic has to stand again, and the end of the world must be close now.
You're not wrong.
Things are not good out there, and we're basically on the edge of oblivion at any point in time.
It's really fucking bad.
Anything could happen.
There's so many things that could happen any day that everything goes from, you think it's bad now, zero to 100 in like that.
And you'll be like, it'll be like, you thought, like when the pandemic happened and everybody got all fucking freaked out.
Oh, God, times 10. Way worse.
I mean, way worse.
I'm like watching, you know that Vignette?
Those heritage moments they used to make?
And the Chinese guy's going into the mine with the nitroglycerin.
He fucking blows up?
That's what I feel like I'm watching right now.
Just like, oh, fuck.
Oh, I coming at the mine hole.
Yes, please do.
Oh, my God.
He's going to blow.
Any bumping at all?
It's just juggling around like crazy.
Like, this is going to fucking explode anymore.
It's like, there's nothing you can do.
It's like watching somebody walk backwards with their hands up, like, right over a cliff.
You're like, oh, my God.
Is it a short cliff?
It's a fucking huge cliff.
It's fucking 28,000 feet.
What do you think?
Oh, there's rocks on the way.
Yeah.
And at the bottom, there's velociraptors.
That's great.
So, how are you, Sergeant Rock?
How have you been?
Jay Bird says, don't be a bag of milk.
And really don't be a bag of out-of-date mayonnaise from a hairy...
Why is this a thing?
Why is this a thing?
This is what you want.
This is what you like?
This is the kind of people you are?
I want to see him be disgusted and I want to see his soul quiver with pain and then maybe throw up.
That's what I want to say.
That's what I want to say.
And you send these messages.
Who are you?
What kind of people are you?
Don't laugh.
This isn't funny.
Bunch of goddamn maniacs.
King Mahabuli.
Finally, some sense.
Finally, King Mahabuli is here.
My God.
He says, skitch idea.
Zion Jesus grows tired of genociding Palestinians, so he enlists the help of his loyal friend and disciple, Dick69, to help him by dropping white phosphorus on a daycare in Gaza.
Jesus Christ.
There's not much of a difference in character between Dick69 and Zion Jesus.
This one is music.
They're basically the same guy.
That's probably why he thought that.
So this like arrogant frat bro, fucking dickhead, mass murdering douchebag.
Yeah.
I think what you need to consider is that Dick 69 was in fact Zio Jesus.
I mean, they do say the Messiah will come, right?
He'll walk among you, and you won't even know.
Isn't that what it says?
Christ, bros?
Isn't that what your book says?
Isn't he, you know, or no, wait, no, that's, Actually, it is the Antichrist.
I think, actually, when Jesus is supposed to come back, I think it's a pretty big deal.
I think the sky explodes.
I'm pretty sure there's like a, there's a fucking, you'll know.
I think that's how, I think that's how it goes, isn't it?
Or no.
He's supposed to be like checking the place out first, just seeing how bad it is.
Isn't that how it goes?
Yeah.
I'm remembering in reverse.
I'm going back to the end of the Bible and working my way back.
Yeah, no, I think he shows up first.
He's like, gross.
Ah, Christ.
I can't now, man.
I didn't want to do.
I don't want to do this every time, but I mean, sometimes.
God, I hope that's not happening, right?
Yeah.
Hey, Bros.
Slide.
I've been around here.
Here.
All in and out of this bitch.
And Zio Jesus.
He's working on a big old report card.
Let's go ahead and take a look at that bitch.
Oh shit.
Here's your face all over it.
CJ, what does the number say?
It says F, my dude.
Let's burn this fucking place.
Jesus Christ, I love death.
Greeny chocolates, motherfucker.
None of these people deserve to win.
Green light from the almighty.
That's what it says.
That's what the fucking facts say, okay?
Hey, you had your chance, bros.
You had a lot of time to sort this out.
What were you doing?
You were taking pictures of your cooters and putting them on the internet for money.
You were fucking gambling shit and drinking and doing pillies.
Oh, you had a great old time.
I bet.
That's why DJ's here.
You done having fun?
Because now it's time to burn.
Burn it up, Bill.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey They literally burned the entire world down.
I was afraid of that termination.
I guess Zion Jesus is the Antichrist.
Is that what we've concluded?
I don't know.
You tell me.
I don't know where any of this comes from.
I'm insane.
I'm insane.
I'm probably possessed, to be quite honest.
I don't really feel like I'm in control of anything I'm doing anymore.
I'm trapped in here somewhere, but I don't know anymore.
I'm like that kid in Poltergeist.
Timmy, where are you?
I'M IN THE WORLD!
I'M IN THE WORLD!
HUH!
Thank you.
I don't know.
Zion of Jesus is among it's Dick69.
So what I'm saying is I've identified the Antichrist.
It's Dick69.
Now we really got to find that guy.
Now we really have to.
It's all coming together.
If you do this with your fingers, you're automatically identified as a super powerful Freemason lizard king person.
And you better not fuck with me because I can do this with my fingers.
Can you do this with your fingers?
Literally nobody in the fucking world can do this except us.
Except us.
What?
Yeah, you're not going to do shit.
You're not going to do anything.
Fuck you.
Oh, and look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I know all of the ways to move your hands around.
I can make any hand gesture.
I can make even new hand gestures that didn't used to exist.
I've created gang signs.
I can do anything I want.
I am too.
I amuse myself.
I don't know why you people are here.
I 100% just doing this for my own sanity.
My own sanity.
There's nobody here.
None of this is real.
It's all simulation, man.
That was King Mahabuli's fault.
All of that.
Jacob Powell says two serious questions.
Oh boy.
First, were you always this philosophical by default, or did something influence you whilst you were growing up?
If so, what do you think was your greatest motivators that led you to being philosophical?
Is that what it is?
I don't know.
No, I was always like this.
I can't remember anything specific.
I've just always liked, you know, what's the bigger story?
You know, what's really going on?
Everything.
Everything I've ever learned about.
That's always where my mind has.
So I guess, yeah, I suppose that's interesting.
I've never thought of this, so thanks for this.
I guess I've always been, that's soul reaffirming to me that I am on the correct path in my life.
I am doing what I'm supposed to do.
I think I was born exactly this way.
I've always never been very satisfied, very basic, you know, anything I found interesting, like baseball, when I first got into baseball, I wasn't just like, pit-bat with ball.
I was really like, what game is this and how complicated is it?
And there's two teams.
Like, I got fucking so into it, I became like an expert at like age seven.
You know what I mean?
And I'm just like, I need to know everything.
Who owns the teams?
Why does that matter?
Okay, they've got more money.
So why do my team size?
We don't have enough money.
That team has more money.
Why?
Because the guy that owns it is different.
Okay.
And the other kids are like, I like Roberto Alomar.
And I'm like, yeah, he's very good.
Anyway, we need better pitching.
Whatever it is.
And the things I find interesting change as I age.
I used to care about other things.
I used to care about, you know, younger man things, more childish things.
And then, you know, as you get older, you start worrying about other things, especially when you end up in things, you know, like wars and their consequences and the things that happen to you and the people around you as a consequence of it.
You start to think, again, if that's always been your mind, what's okay, but what else?
I'm not satisfied.
I don't feel like I see the full picture of what I'm looking at right now just yet.
And how did this happen?
And what's going on?
And who's that guy?
And why does he have so much money?
And who paid him?
And then that got blown up.
Oh, because he was that guy's brother because he ripped off right.
Yeah, I see what.
Oh, motherfuckers.
Okay.
Most people just don't do that, I think.
I like...
I liked playing poker for that reason, too.
I really enjoy thinking about what other people are probably thinking about and trying to guess what they would do.
And I try to, like, if you've probably noticed, I do improvisation, like, impressions of people.
And I'll make fun of it and do copies of them and stuff.
I like, like, that's just fun to me, but it's more than that.
I like to think, like, how they would think, what they would, not just how they sound, but what They would say, what they could say, you know, what would be what, you know, what kind of.
I just find it fascinating.
So, this is all a very dangerous combination of ingredients for somebody with a microphone, I suppose.
He's saying way too many things that are going to get him in trouble.
Oh.
Oh.
*Sigh* Thank you.
It was all your fault.
It was always Philip's fault.
Powell says, will you ever open up the Telegram page without comments again by subscribers?
I missed the public discourse.
No, we have an alternate system because that always devolved into...
And there's all kinds of different categories.
It's just a running chat.
Never stops.
And whatever the topic is, whatever the subject is, and there's all the, there's just a general one.
You just talk about whatever the fuck you want.
You know, there's all that's in there.
Because the other way was just ridiculous.
And it just always, I don't want to do, it's all, it's always, it always became a Spurgfest every time.
We're not going down that road again.
We're not going to do it.
King Mahabouli says, in Ontario, the predatory entity that sells lottery tickets is none other than the government.
I think there's more to this story.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We need a deep dive on the scratch ticket question, guys.
Jacob says, I sound more like Paul Watson, a distinguished gentleman's accent.
My accent's not Aussie.
Oh.
Oh, you're just in Australia.
It's not she'll be right tiger accent, but keep misgendering my accent.
The fat people love it.
Aw.
Why is that?
Why?
They like the Australian accent?
Fat people like the Australian accent?
Is it comforting?
Does it sound like a guy that's going to feed them?
The British accent is more imposing.
It's always associated with the bad guys and everything cool.
Star Wars, fucking the Revolutionary War.
There's always just some fucking mass murdering, fucking cold as steel guy with a sword and fucking fake white hair all curled up for no reason.
He's got this crazy hat on.
He's fucking missing an eye.
Half of his teeth are fucking some dead peoples that he's assembled for his own fucking...
Is there something I can do for you?
You're like, oh, no, I don't think so.
No, I'm fine.
No, I was going to complain about the rations on the boat.
And I remembered, oh, right, you're terrifying.
And then I didn't.
So, sorry.
Come here again, and I shall have your head on a plate.
I believe you.
I believe you because I watched you do that already.
Also, the public executions and all, that was very...
Got it.
Got the point.
Everybody understands.
Fuck around, die.
It's very clear.
No one's going to be doing that.
Yes, sir.
Toilet paper roll hair.
Yeah, weird.
What was that about?
It was just a flex.
It was like, look how I can dress and still get away with being the ruler of everything.
I can do whatever I want.
I can dress like a homosexual robot.
Painting their faces white and like...
I'm out of my mind.
That's what I am.
What gave you the right to do all of this?
Well, you see, my family lives on a mountain of skulls of people who decided that we shouldn't be allowed to do as we please.
And so, here we are.
Oh, man.
This motherfucker freaking me out.
Let's get out of here.
Like, you leave, right?
It's not some crazy guy in a shack.
It's like, who is that?
He's like, oh, that's a royal fucking...
He does?
That guy owns it.
Yeah, he does.
He's the Earl of Sussex, you know?
Like, why?
I don't know.
He's scary, though.
Some of these old-school...
Just on another level.
I would love to just be in the room.
That would be the most, if I could do anything, if there's something that was like, that would addict the shit out of me, if there was some kind of VR, something you could do to plug, and you're like there, seeing as it happened, what happened.
Like, put me in the room when they fucking killed Julius Caesar.
And you're just there like, oh, whoa.
Right?
What was it like?
Was it like the show Rome?
That was fairly kind of realistic, I think, maybe.
I think it was probably more just like a few pants.
I think it was more like a prison shanking.
That's what I think.
Guys have always thought about the Roman Republic.
We all think about it all the time.
But how many of us think about the assassination?
Right?
The first true prison shanking.
They all just fucking ganged up on him like cowards.
You know, seven, eight guys.
He's got a fuck, fuck.
That's probably how Julius Caesar died.
Not this big dramatic like...
Fuck!
Fuck!
Yes!
motherfuckers!
*Spring*
Okay.
That's fucked up.
Oh, fuck.
What do we do now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do we do?
I don't know either.
Fuck.
Let's really fuck it.
It's really, really fucked us up.
Let's do that!
And then you log out and you're like, I didn't need to see that.
I think I'm kind of traumatized.
It would sell.
This is what we should be doing with the future of entertainment.
Ultra-realistic moments in history to the level that it fucking burns and imprints into people's mind.
They never forget it.
It's like they were sitting Right there and watched it happen.
They literally got blood in their mouth.
Oh, holy fuck.
Yeah.
I liked it better when it was just a little cartoon.
Yeah, but that's not real, is it?
That was real.
That was fucking what really happened.
That's the world you fucking live in.
You can pretend you don't.
That's what it looks like.
Mmm.
Oh.
Boo!
*laughs*
I quite enjoy this simulation.
Yeah, that guy's been going through mass execution simulators for like weeks.
He's never stopped smiling.
I don't know what to do with this.
Should I call someone?
Maybe.
Nigel says, when I stopped trying to avoid pain and hardship and embraced the idea that everything good in life comes with the cost of pain, I became happier.
That's right.
You just have to accept it.
Stop fighting it.
Like you're fighting life, right?
And you're like, this is just how, this is what happens.
This is how it is.
These are the rules, right?
Gravity.
Water is wet.
Winter is cold.
This is how it is.
And then it's easier.
And he says it became happier, healthier, and better.
I'll cast the stream tomorrow.
Just paying the COAT.
Thanks, brother.
Cannon says, notice the same number calling often.
Picked it up the other day.
Was Revel News calling me looking for money to fight Bill C11.
Yeah, I fucking bet.
Let him finish his grift attempt before verbally unleashing and hanging up.
Felt great to let their employee know what is felt about them and that it's time he quit.
Yeah, well, they fucked around, you know?
Don't pick fights with people.
Right?
I didn't fucking go out of my way.
You went out of your way to fuck with me.
Right?
Was I there harassing it?
No, I was minding my own fucking business.
I was using his clips sometimes, and I'd be like, you know what?
He's not all that bad.
Yeah, they're a little fucking cringe sometimes, but I mean, they're no, no, that's that's that's so now I'm suing them.
Yeah.
Don't um don't just do blatant lies.
Don't do that because that's it, you know, that's why you get people get sued because we've agreed that that's something you don't do, right?
And let's be honest, like, that's how it has to be because this is, again, little bitch world society.
This isn't where men live anymore, okay?
Lions and wolves no longer roam the fucking streets of this country anymore.
No, they don't.
So it's not like anything ever gets solved the old way.
It's always fucking shit like this.
Remember that?
That was something we still grew up with.
It still existed.
That was a phrase.
People would say, no, no, we'll just settle this.
We'll just settle this man-to-man.
We'll settle this between ourselves.
And that's what people did.
And it was a way more honest system.
And it seems to me that the more honest and true something is to the natural order of things, the more correct it is and the more healthier it is.
And things just get better all around.
But let's not do that because it's uncomfortable for a lot of people.
A lot of people don't like to be held accountable for the things they do and say.
They don't like that.
They want to be children perpetually, forever.
They liked it when mommy let them do whatever they want and they were never responsible for anything.
They were always the victim and special little girl or boy or whatever.
And they just go through life that's still in their 40s and 50s.
And it's just, again, the maid chamber is something we have.
I would encourage them to utilize it because, again, they're done.
They've already hit the end stage of their life cycle.
What they're doing now is what they're going to continue to do until they eventually, their heart stops from drug abuse or whatever.
Could be 20 years, could be 30 years.
But I mean, so it just saves time, right?
And frees up resources.
That would be the most courageous and selfless thing they've ever done was destroy themselves to get out of the way for everyone else.
That would be very appreciated.
I have a few people in mind.
That would really work for everyone, actually, in the world, in the whole world.
Oh, we're still going.
I got to go to Rumble here in a second.
Powell says at this point, refugees will turn violent if we do get a radical political change that will never happen.
And deportation, a national cleansing would have to take place, and it would turn violent.
Hypothetically, if that did go down, how would you see them doing it?
It would fail horribly.
We're already outnumbered in Canada anyway.
If that somehow even happened, some crazy scenario where there's like a fucking right-wing government, which I don't think is even possible in Canada because everybody's so far gone here, and then decided, okay, we're going to just deport a fucking ton of people that are here illegally.
They're fucking here on tenuous reasons, or there's just economic migration.
They're just taking things.
You know, like we're talking millions of people.
Who's going to do it?
Everybody's like 40 and broken and sick.
Most of the people you're talking about are on the younger end.
Our military is in complete shambles.
And that's not something you would need.
The police aren't even equipped to do it.
We don't have a division of police that is like, oh, yeah, the Americans have ICE.
We don't have anything like that.
Not that I'm aware of.
And if we do, it's a tiny, tiny department.
How many people would you need to pull something like this off?
I'd have to say, I don't know, 100,000, 50,000?
Where are you going to get them?
Everybody's disabled and broken and sick and can't do anything.
Everyone wants to work from home.
You can't get fucking people to get jobs as Uber drivers.
There's delivery drivers and services and shit around here that are like screaming for people to just deliver food.
They won't do anything.
You can't like, but they're, oh, hey, do you want to do a super dangerous and fucked up job that has like fitness requirements?
Oh, yeah, sure.
They'll be all over that.
Let's pretend magically that even happens.
And somehow, oh, wow, they did somehow fight.
so.
Now, what's going to happen?
Maybe these people are like, We don't want to go.
We're not leaving.
Now, what are you going to do?
Are you going to force them?
Are you going to do it at gunpoint?
Are they going to fight back?
Are we at civil war?
Because the numbers they have are that many that they could just take and hold entire cities that we have.
If Edmonton decided it belonged to the fucking, you know, the Moolah now, guess what?
It would.
And as soon as they figure that out, that's going to be a scary time because you never know.
I'm not saying that's going to happen.
I'm saying that the way that the distribution of cultures and ethnicities is now is that, again, the stability is dropping.
We're running out of, we don't have any money.
The cost of living, there's a smaller and smaller piece of the pie for everybody.
And guess what happens when it starts to get real uncomfortable?
People start fighting for more of themselves, their people, because it's like, hey, I'm feeding my kids before everybody else's.
And guess what?
All these different groups and people, you're not their kids.
Their kids are their kids.
We're the odd man out, hey?
So even if you went down that road in Canada anyway, it would fucking not, it would be a terrible mistake.
It would just accelerate your own destruction, I think.
I think the smartest thing that they should be doing, everyone should be doing, is preparing for this inevitable fucking paradigm where now we do not have very little power in our own country anymore.
And we need to start working to mitigate that inevitability as quickly as possible.
So that in that, meaning detaching yourself as much as possible from any kind of government-controlled system where elected officials can impose their will upon you and force you to do different things.
You know, they could turn off, can they turn off your water?
You know, where does your electricity come from?
How do you, how are you, what's going to happen if they decide you're going to have to pay more and more?
What happens if you can't afford it anymore?
You know what I mean?
We have to get away from these people.
This whole system is sick and dying, and it's going to get worse and nastier and more fucked up.
So the longer you stay in it, the more you're going to be abused.
So everyone should be looking to, you know, I don't mean pack your bags and jump out a fucking window.
I mean, sit down and make a plan to figure out step by step, or at least where do you want to be?
This is how you do things.
What do you want?
Where do you want to be?
Do you want to be where you are or do you want to be somewhere else?
And if you have an idea, or maybe you know exactly, you're like, I'd rather be in a place like this.
What does that look like?
What does your life look like?
What are you doing every day?
Who's around you?
You know, is it warm?
Is it cold?
Like, what do you want?
And you go, okay, how do I get there?
What's the first thing you need to solve in order to get there?
How do you climb a mountain?
How do you eat an elevator?
What's the first thing you got to do?
What's the first step you have to take?
Maybe I got to get a different job.
Maybe you got to get a different job somewhere else.
Maybe you got to move.
Maybe you got to move.
Maybe you got to call.
I don't know what you got to do.
I don't know what your circumstances are.
But sitting around just complaining.
What do I do?
Identify what it is you want and what is going to work for you and what you want out of your life.
And then just start go do that one thing at a time.
I don't want to fucking live in this city anymore.
I want to live somewhere else.
Cool.
Where?
Don't care.
Just anywhere else.
What are the obstacles?
Don't have enough money.
Start finding money.
Make money somehow.
Save money.
Figure it out.
It's not that easy.
I know.
But if you want something bad enough.
But that's what people should be doing, I think.
I really don't see this getting better.
It doesn't matter who gets elected, and I can pretty much say with certainty how this is going to go.
The conservatives will probably, maybe even a majority win.
It's not going to make any difference.
It's going to be a brief honeymoon period where people are like, oh, my God, the libs are out.
The damage to the economy is so extensive and perverse and ridiculous that there's no way it's going to recover.
The demographics are insane.
Again, the amount of people in here, a quarter of the country wasn't even born here.
They want to have another 500,000 of these Gazan refugees that are going to come here.
Where the fuck are they going to go, man?
It's endless.
And we're just emptying the coffers like crazy.
They're inheriting this dumpster fire.
The military is going to collapse.
Healthcare is on its last legs.
It's just bad everywhere.
Everything's getting worse because they're going to hand them the keys to the Titanic with a giant hole in it.
It doesn't matter who gets elected at this point because none of the options, you know, you need to have some kind of specialist like somebody who's like...
Minor adjustments?
You're going to inherit this massive mess and you're going to make minor adjustments.
I'll just change.
I'll lower this a little bit.
I'll change that a bit.
Oh, you're going to change it a bit?
Really?
Like, you're a heroin addict living out of a dumpster and you're like, I need to make some minor change.
You need to make some minor changes?
Do you think so?
Like, what?
You need like a new hat?
That what you think you need?
You think you need a new hat?
Mmm.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Right?
They're delusional.
These people are delusional.
Unfortunately.
I wish they weren't.
How long do we got left?
Before it's just...
Like, we've basically lost control of it already.
This is fucking...
I don't know where this is.
I didn't really ask.
I know it's a school in Canada.
This is in Canada the other day.
There's a kid just getting, a white kid, being beat up for, well, guess why?
Just gang beaten by...
*Crips*
It's a girl.
Just taunting and kind of school do your kids go to O Canada,
our home and native land.
This is another one.
I guess the story behind this one is the brother tries to get in and defend his sister, and he gets a gang beating.
Yo!
Yo!
Hey!
Hey!
Yo!
It's like, this kind of shit didn't happen when I was a kid, man.
This would be national news.
If this was 1992, this would be on every TV station at night as the most fucked up thing anyone's ever seen.
Now it's like, ah, you know, it's, well, it's, you know, enriching.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I don't know where this one is.
I think this has got to be the United States.
all day, all day yo, yo yo, yo, biggeron yo, be бы gonna you're here me bomb shoulder, shoulder, ya shoulder I can't fucking imagine going to school in a place like that.
How in the fuck does anybody learn anything in a place like it's a war zone?
Like, that kid could have been killed easily.
Fucking easily.
Yeah, you have fights in high school, but it was like between two kids usually.
There was never gang beatings.
There was never racially motivated gang violence where it was just, let's have 20 of us just step on his head until they're unconscious and dead, maybe.
Oh, well, that's new.
I mean, I don't know.
It feels like that creates a very stressful and out-of-control world.
Hard to think about anything else other than like, you know, staying not murdered in a place like that, right?
Wouldn't that be your top priority?
Not getting hurt?
That'd be what I'd be most concerned about.
Until about, I don't know, grade seven or eight.
And then I'd mostly be concerned about chicks.
And number two, not getting hurt.
But still, it would be up there.
It would be way up there.
Powell, Jacob says, I was watching the Zelensky address in mainstream media recently.
He was asked what he would do if Trump got back into office.
First off, he was wasted live on TV.
I'll show you.
I think I know what you're talking about.
I think I know exactly what you're talking about.
What I name this.
Just die already.
Yeah, that's my feelings on this file.
This file, Phil, what's the one?
Just die already.
Play that one.
Yeah, that's it.
President Zelensky, thank you so much.
Before you go, if you want to share, what keeps you going?
Do you ever feel defeated?
My pressure.
I have a lot of power.
Not even feeling strong.
Bro, you're so fucking pathetic and done right now.
And have a lot of energy.
Cocaine will do that.
It doesn't mean that we want to fight all our life because the price is high, like I said.
Because the price is high, like you.
The war takes the best of us, the best heroes, the best men, women, children.
That's it.
But we are not ready to give our freedom to this terrorist Putin.
That's it.
That's why we are fighting.
That's it.
English has gotten a lot better.
Thank you so much for your time this morning.
We really appreciate it.
Thank you.
They're so fucked.
It's so over.
They've got like another 400,000 men coming, fresh off the line.
Brand new volunteers for the most part.
They're still using like prison units, dude.
The Russians still have units where it's like, listen, you joined special military penal unit and perhaps sentence is goes away.
Let this catch.
Catch is nobody ever comes back from penal unit.
Igor will come back from penal unit.
You know?
This is probably just some of these psychos that are making it.
Like, they send them on suicide missions and like super high-risk, like, first-wave attacks that are just cannon fodder.
And like, again, this isn't a stupid tactic.
This is actually pretty smart on the Russians'part because it's like, hey, let's...
The Russians are like, hey, let us think like a diagolon here.
Oh, no.
They knock it over.
I can't do it without my hat.
It's important.
Listen.
Listen.
We will take page from Dagalon People's handbook of greasy fighting stuff and things.
It says here, you take piece of shit.
Real piece of shit.
Really, really piece of shit, people.
you have in cage cannot go into society huge piece of shit but also at same time lots of people will have to be shot bang boom blow up and kill in pursuit of a glorious objective so
sergey thinks why waste why waste a good russian man when we could have piece of shit throw piece of shit at the enemy until their resources and defenses are depleted to such a degree they are tired and they say sergey please please no more we surrender no more and sergey say i just it wasn't even
we have not even literally fight yet we just throw a piece of shit at you and you are losing It's going to be general.
I think they have fucking penal colony units and they just throw them at objects.
And it's like, hey, if they get killed, they were all murderers anyway.
They were literally all murderers and serial killers and rapists.
They gave them guns and they're like, listen, you kill them, you live, you go free.
It's like almost impossible.
And they'll just keep throwing them at different crazy nonsense objectives.
They don't lose any of their own good troops.
The other guys die fighting psychopaths and rapists and murderers.
Some of them like killing people.
The Russians aren't even paying them, I don't think.
It's not even like they cost anything.
And I'm like, we're going to lose to these people.
They're ruthless and they're smart with their money.
You can't beat that.
I don't know, man.
The Russians are scary, you know?
They've got very kind of like Jewish, you know, money behavior, but also they fight wars, you know?
In like old school, insidious, you know, white guy thing.
It's like fucking, that's a deadly combination.
And then they've got the Chinese backing them up who are just.
I mean, it really doesn't even matter.
There's two billion of them.
There's two billion of them.
They can just throw naked people at us until we run out of bullets.
And then what do we...
We just sent piece of chit.
And they're like, how many piece of shit Chinese people are there?
Oh, China, hey, they rolled off shit.
And they're just throwing waves of shitty Chinese people, murderers, rapists, and maniacs.
Peace off chit!
And they're just making it rain.
And they're all naked, just running and screaming at you.
And you're going to run out of ammo.
And then the real Chinese army shows up.
And they're like, surrender.
And you're like, fuck, this is stupid.
This is stupid.
World War III is going to be stupid.
It's already really stupid.
Just like this stream.
Just like me.
And just like you for listening to it.
Except I don't get, it's free.
So, I mean, the joke would be on me.
I don't know.
I think we're both losing.
If you're just listening for free, like everyone is, it's supposed to, I don't care.
And they're like, oh, I'm winning.
I'm losing free.
I'm like, yeah, but you're listening to me.
So, like, you lose also.
You know?
Nobody wins here.
All right.
This is like Factor Fairy Tale.
Remember those days?
That's how bad it's become.
There's no way to know anymore.
There's no time for Factor Fairytale.
Things are too dire.
Too far advanced.
The wheel has turned too much.
Yeah, that wasn't the Zelensky clip that he was looking for, but I thought it was.
Zelensky sucks.
Did I get all?
I'm not even sure I got all these Rumble ones.
I didn't.
Jesus.
Ash Lobby Dash says, wanted to shout out to my wife, Lynn Cen.
Lynn?
I'm not sure.
Lynn or Lynn Cen, who has given up the toxic career of nursing.
She gave 12 years of her career to.
They didn't even say thank you.
She's now a full-time carpenter, loving life now.
That's good news.
If you're happier doing something that you believe in or that fulfills your system, that's always better than making more money doing something you hate.
And you're like, this hurts me to do.
I don't want to be here anymore.
This is fucked.
Funny story.
Some people have been telling me.
And Morgan.
Telling us.
Telling the bad guys.
Letting the fucking terrorists know.
The terror.
I definitely live in the heads and nightmares of a lot of people, that's for sure.
I mean, look at the lighting, you know?
That in New Brunswick, Public Health, the government public health branch in New Brunswick is calling retired, presumably let-go nurses and querying them on why they quit and all these kinds of things.
And they're like, well, because I was forced to because I didn't want to get vaccinated.
And they say, no, you never had to.
Excuse me.
They're trying to retcon what happened is what I think is going on.
Two different people we know have said, yeah, they called me too.
Said the same thing.
No, no, you never got forced to do any of that.
That was all your choice.
Yeah, I had to.
I would lose my job.
No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, you said you'd take my pension.
You fucking threatened me with all this.
No, we didn't.
So I'm like, are they getting ready for, are they trying to collect evidence for legal defense that they know is coming?
And they're like, no, see, all these people, like, they're trying to get so many of them to agree that they didn't, that they weren't.
This is what I think is going on.
If they've called two, they've called 20. They might have called 200.
I don't know.
If you get five of them on audio to say, no, yeah, I wasn't coerced.
They agree with this pushy, aggressive fucking whoever the fuck is on the other line.
Yeah, there's a few more phone calls.
You can play those in court and go, no, nobody was forced.
Look at all these employees.
All these employees agree they weren't forced.
How many did you bring?
I don't know what the fuck they're doing over there, but yeah, you definitely coerced people.
We'll take your job.
You never said that.
Yes, you did.
It's on the internet forever.
What is wrong with you?
How do you think you're going to get away from this?
Like, we're going to forget?
People are going to fucking forget.
This is what they want now.
I think we should just move on.
Where did I see this?
Was this Twitter?
Yeah.
I didn't even listen to this yet, so I'm probably going to get real, real animated about it.
Who is this?
A professor at New York University Stern School of Business.
He's a businessman.
Oh, Mr. Businessman wants to say something.
Well, I was on the board of my kids' school during COVID.
I wanted a harsher lockdown policy.
And in retrospect, I was wrong.
The damage to kids of keeping them out of school longer was greater than the same.
Sorry, what you're going to start over again.
Wait, what?
Well, I was on the board of my kids' school during COVID.
I wanted a harsher lockdown policy.
And in retrospect, I was wrong.
The damage to kids of keeping them out of school longer was greater than the risk.
But here's the bottom line.
Myself, our great people, the CDC, I'd like to thank the governor.
We were all operating with imperfect information, and we were doing our best.
Excuse me?
Perfect information, and we were doing our best.
And they clap, don't they?
You fucking cowards.
You cowards.
That was your opportunity.
We were working with imperfect information, and we did our best.
Silence.
And then someone throws a fucking shoe at your head and calls you a murderer.
That's the appropriate response.
And you fucking people clapped for that?
You slay.
Like, we're in a society, guys, where there's people like us, and then there's the slaves.
And I mean that in 100% seriousness.
I mean, literal slaves.
They are actually enslaved, mind, body, and soul, one hundo.
You can see it in their face.
You know exactly who I'm talking about.
They don't realize that they are what they are, but we all know that they are.
It's like a cat hanging around with a bunch of dogs, and it's the only one that doesn't know it's a dog or a cat, you know?
We're like, no, you're.
We can all clearly see what you are.
And they're just unbelievable.
That.
And I mean, because everybody knows by now.
Everyone knows this was a horrible time.
All of these were terrible fucking decisions.
Horrible.
You fucking tore families apart and denied people their rights to funerals and separated parents from their children.
You ruined people's careers and their lives and jailed them and fined them and bankrupted them, demanded they be put in camps and re-educated and have their pensions stripped and taken away and just buried in legal warfare.
Now you're like, I'm sorry.
We didn't have the perfect information and we did our best.
Oh, you did your best, all right.
You did your best to hurt and crush your fellow citizens because they didn't agree with you.
Because you're a narcissist and a coward and you're incapable of looking inward to any.
Nothing is ever your fault.
You're a special little boy, just like all the rest of them.
And if anybody made a mistake, it's because we were just doing our best and we're imperfect people.
Well, guess what?
Imperfect people do make mistakes.
That's right.
Sometimes they crash cars and kill people when they're drunk.
And you know what happens?
They should have known better.
And we put those people in prison.
Sometimes we execute those people.
Depends on how bad the negligence is.
If it was an outright, I don't know.
I think there should be a new crime and a new law passed.
I want to call it the Vampirism Act for vampires.
Conviction of vampirism is a death sentence.
You are a human parasite or a vampire.
You seem to exist on the blood and suffering of our people, and as they die and suffer more, you become wealthier and more powerful like a vampire would.
So hence, you are a vampire.
And if we find you guilty of that, we will fucking kill you.
That's how it should be.
Do you know how many people got paid to push this shit?
They knew what they were doing.
They took money and not even a lot, like 20 grand, 50 grand to fucking chill this disaster.
How many people are sick now?
And everybody knows it.
Everybody knows it.
So many people are sick now.
Friends of mine.
And I don't mean like with the sniffles.
I mean really serious, existential crisis level sick.
At like 35, 40, out of the blue.
How did this happen?
And I'm not the only one.
Everybody I know knows more people than that.
How much longer are you going to keep up this fucking charade?
How long do you think you can?
How much are you sweating at night?
All these people that took the money.
There was 15 at least just for which one was it?
Pfizer?
In Nova Scotia?
Lobbyists.
Over a dozen of them for one company here.
Why?
Why so many?
There's reports from all over the place.
Doctors were taking money left, right, and center to say whatever.
They paid, everything was sponsored by Pfizer.
It was the most obvious, prolific, do the fuck what we say or else or we'll hurt you campaign I've ever seen in my entire life.
I couldn't envision something more insane if I wanted to and make it believable.
No one would have believed it.
If it was this crazy, if I wrote this into a story and said this is going to be the future, I would have had to sell it as a science fiction novel because no one could possibly have believed that it would get this preposterous this fast.
But it did.
Oh, but you're sorry.
And you did the best you could.
How much money did they take?
How much money do these people invest in these stocks?
How much did these companies increase in valuations over the last three years?
What is the death rate?
Oh, it's up 5,000% in some places.
Really?
Blindness is up 20,000%.
That's odd.
Seems as though maybe someone made a shipload of fucking money on the blood and suffering of our people again.
Hmm.
And everyone's like, it just feels wrong.
It is wrong.
It feels like it should be illegal.
I think it should be illegal.
I think they passed a law and you call it the Vampire Act.
Vampire Act You're knowingly participating in this huge scam, this huge fraud, this hugely oppressive, offense, killing, like, you go look what the cancer rates are right now.
Everybody knows it!
Imagine being one of these fuckers that feel like, oh, what's going to, yeah, okay, well, it's not super safe, but whatever.
I mean, what's the big deal?
It's not, people, there's some people that die from everything.
I bet this is what they told themselves.
I mean, there's people that die from Tylenol.
I mean, there's people that die from like orange juice.
You know what I mean?
Like, they just have allergic.
I mean, people, there's always going to be people that die from things.
Like, it's just random.
You know what I mean?
Like somebody gets stung by a bee and they die and it's like, oh, they're allergic.
You know what I mean?
It's like life.
Nothing can be done.
Are those the lies you told yourself?
Was it something like that?
And now you're starting to see and feel the weight of what the fuck it is you participated in and who you took money from.
And now you're scared and now you're fucking worried.
And now you're on TV preemptively begging me not to hang you.
That's what I see.
What do you guys see?
Our great people, the CDC, I'd like to thank the governor.
We were all operating with imperfect information and we were doing our best.
Yeah, clapping slaves.
But let's learn from it.
Let's learn from it.
Let's learn from it.
Let's hold each other accountable.
But let's bring a little bit of grace and forgiveness into the shit show that we're paying.
Let's grow from it.
Let's learn from it.
Right.
Let's learn and grow from it.
How do we do that?
How do you learn and grow from something like that?
Well, on the one hand, I mean, that is a good mess.
You should always learn and grow from everything.
Positive experiences, bad experiences.
You know, there's always something to learn in what you didn't do wrong.
But in this case, it just seems, I would be a dickhead if, you know, just kind of ended talking about this topic if I didn't remind everyone that there's people that can't learn and grow from this because they are dead.
Why don't you ask them if they'll forgive you?
Why don't you go to the fucking cemetery and ask for forgiveness there?
Because I'll tell you right now, man.
Never.
Fucking never.
To the death!
Fuck you!
We're not gonna fucking make nice, motherfucker!
You killed people I loved!
No!
Stop dying!
Stop dying!
Give my boot up your ass.
The time is right to take control.
We gotta take offense against the status quo.
No way.
Lynn says my ROE from the hospital lists my vaccine refusal as the reason I'm still on indefinite leave without pay.
So no EI and listing my medical info for anyone to see.
Funny, no one calls me.
Jesus Christ.
Like they just can't stop.
Like, they don't have the balls.
Like, they've committed to the bullshit so far.
They don't have the guts to be like, to change camps anymore.
And that doesn't mean like quiet agreement.
It means fix what you did.
If they're one of these people that are like, oh man, these people were right the whole time.
All right, I'm with them now.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You owe a debt, sir.
You don't just get to come over here.
You don't get to find out last week that maybe there is a problem.
Let's take a look at your social media history.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, look at this.
Here you are chastising people.
How many times do you yell at somebody in public to put a mask on?
How much, did you, did you call the cops on somebody because kids were playing in a fucking field?
You're not just going to fucking come over here.
Absolutely not.
You're going to make it right first.
You're going to make good is what you're going to fucking do.
You're going to go make some noise somewhere.
You're not going to just quietly slip out the back door and then slip in the front door.
You're not just going to sit in the back.
Oh, I'm just over here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You want to come in here?
You're coming right through me.
You're coming right through the front door where everybody can fucking see you.
And you're going to explain yourself at the minimum.
And then we'll decide if you're worthy.
If your excuses are good enough.
If they're human enough.
If they're understandable enough.
Sometimes that may be the case.
Other times it won't be.
But that's the difference between people that have standards and people that don't have standards.
I don't like to associate with pieces of shit.
I like to put them in penal colonies and throw them at my enemies, knowing if somebody's got to die anyway, the people that should die first should be the pieces of shit because they're pieces of shit.
Right?
Obviously.
And if you got a big population like that, throw them into a never-ending military country.
I mean, it's that or solitary confinement forever.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, you, you can go live, you'd be in the army, you can drink, you can fucking party, whatever, but you're just stuck in this military unit, precisely the rest of your life.
If you somehow survive 25 years, we'll let you go.
It's probably not going to happen.
You're going to die eventually, most likely.
And to be honest, there's probably going to be some kind of secret, like, we're just going to kill everybody as they reach near 25 anyway.
We'll never let anyone escape.
But I'd say, it's a better ride.
It's a better 25-year ride than it is just sitting around eating fucking noodles in a cold jail prison somewhere, isn't it?
Everybody wins.
Everybody wins.
And those people make the most of their potential.
They sacrifice themselves for the rest of the nation, for everyone's greater good.
And that's because that's all they were ever good for.
Pieces of shit that you throw at, you know.
And this is what it really comes down to.
This is why monkeys throw pieces of shit at each other, right?
That's the opening.
That's what you're supposed to do first.
We're throwing all of our best people into meat grinders for no reason at all.
And the smart people that do this the right way, like the Russians are like, we throw a piece of shit.
You throw expensive, you know, people you love.
You send people you love.
Russia sends piece of shit.
If you kill all pieces of shit, then we will fight.
But you will be tired already.
That damn oven's got a point.
Where's all our praises of shit?
Oh, we got a lot in America.
Oh, man.
Could you imagine if America took up that policy?
I just fixed it.
Holy shit.
We're going to have World War III.
And I just gave it.
I just fixed it.
And I'm not mad that I fixed it because it's going to be way more interesting now.
So You want to conscript, people?
And you ain't got no one to conscript?
Your back's up against the wall, America.
Fortunately for you, I've got a solution.
Y'all ain't noticed.
You got a little bit of a piece of shit problem.
Coast to coast.
North to south.
Inside and out.
I'm talking gangbangers.
I'm talking prostitution pimps, rings, human traffickers, fentanyl importees, and a whole litany of goddamn Hootinated garbage I dare not repeat in Lord's name and believe I would survive his wrath.
They get arrested all the time.
It's a goddamn revolving door.
Let's build a little tunnel outside that revolving door.
And it puts them into a brave spanking new Marine Corps unit called the fucking Colonel Sanders Death Marauders.
Only one way in.
Only one way out.
That's death, baby.
You will serve until you die.
Or you will die today.
We will kill you right now.
Canada wanted to do like the little sale.
I was like, no, I'm just going to kill him.
He's a piece of shit.
I'm not letting him go.
Yeah, I should have figured that.
America does go hard.
You guys do go hard when you get an idea in your head.
I should have anticipated this.
Yeah, you fucking goddamn well.
should have.
I'm just going to use this excuse to liquidate all kinds of...
Washington had slave teeth in his mouth, alright?
That's good enough.
That's it for tonight on Monday Night Warball.
Make sure you tune in tomorrow.
We're going to have an updated kill stat sheet.
We're talking hospitals, dead donkeys, thousands of kids.
It's amazing.
We're going to check out the Lebanese stats.
We're going to look at the new Hezbollah missile trucks.
All on tonight.
Tomorrow.
Not tonight.
TPM Eastern.
8 o'clock another time.
It's fucking ridiculous.
I'm embarrassed to live here!
I'm embarrassed to live here!
you Thank you.
It's basically the news now.
I mean, we're not kidding.
Look.
Shit.
Hey, this is going to be an unbelievable day of news, so don't lose a minute.
Israel against Gaza.
Point out the power players going against Israel.
We got the West Bank, we got Gaza.
But there's all this.
It's literally this.
So let's break it down country by country.
First off, look at this.
Afghanistan, we know they're running for the hills because of the Taliban.
still playing the music in the background.
They're talking about war and it's like...
It's like...
First, let's outline this is the size of New Jersey.
Who's MVP?
I'm gonna coming back in, opening up the tomb.
I have an idea.
Let's make this.
I've already played this before.
I want to have fun with it this time.
We're gonna have fun this time.
Where's my yep?
Okay, I got that ready.
I need the right song.
You gotta do this right now.
If I'm gonna mock something, you gotta listen.
You gotta put the ex go the extra mile.
These fucking people.
I'm just gonna talk over them.
It's gonna be more interesting.
I expect.
Remember this one?
It's been a while.
Opening with a speaker, Bob, Michael.
That's how we like to open the show here at Fox News Warball.
That's right, Michael.
I'm a slot.
Coming up next on people getting killed live today.
We have got all kinds of oils going through the roof.
We've used red colors because the sand is covered in blood.
That's right, Tom.
We've got border crossings.
Let's look at some stats here.
We've got Afghanistan coming in with 6,000 illegal aliens around.
How are they getting here?
I don't know, Tom, but
Egypt's See what
he's gonna do.
Let's go to a rack now!
Let's draw some!
It's a long clip, too.
You know what Chris is doing right now?
Doing this right here.
You know what that means?
I'm told that means 30 seconds left.
During the weekend for the weekend.
All right, Pete, great job.
Thank you, Ben.
I'll see you over the weekend.
Yeah, great job.
Great job, Bian.
A piece of shit.
draft him, send him to the fucking store.
Throw him in the fucking death unit.
Put the fucking Waffen SS skull right on his head.
Death to the death.
It's to the death.
That's what they're for.
Send him in.
Great job.
Great job warmongering, Tommy.
Me too.
Me too.
I loved how you trivialized the whole thing and made it broken down like it was nothing more than a football game.
I love to disrespect the mass murder and genocide of people who can't defend themselves.
It's my favorite thing to do.
Great job.
See you tomorrow.
Piece of shit.
Put him in the minefield clearance unit.
I'm trying to make war fun again, guys.
If it's unavoidable, I'm going to find ways to make it fun.
And I guarantee right now, the government's just like, I like this idea, but why isn't he worried that we're going to put him in a piece of shit unit?
Oh, because then there's no incentive at all for me whatsoever not to just kill you and go on a fucking rampage, which I would do.
If it's to the death, I'm not going to fight.
I'll fight you, not them.
It's crazy.
You'd be insane to do that to me.
You're not going to do that.
You're out of your mind.
He has a point.
You know?
It's foolproof, guys.
I've thought of everything.
Jen C says, never forgive, never forget.
Make them pay.
People have to pay.
The debt has to be paid.
Things have to be put into balance or the world doesn't work.
Things stay sick.
You know, your hormones are in a whack.
Your chemicals in your brain are unbalanced.
You become sick.
Things aren't working properly.
Things need to be righted.
And we don't just move on.
We don't just hug and move on.
You killed a lot of people.
A lot of people die.
And the suicides and the overdoses.
Like, no, there's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Absolutely not.
No.
There's going to be.
There's a word for this.
It's called atonement.
You're going to do that first.
Or otherwise, you stay the enemy.
Choose.
Jen Cene says, I know parents still giving it to their kids.
Oh, my God.
Heartbreaking, and we can't say shit to them.
It's, yeah, it's fucked up, man.
Because there really is nothing you can do.
What are you going to do?
Run over there and be like, oh, I would fucking, why?
What would you do?
You'd run over there and slap the needle under somebody's hand and beat up a nurse, get arrested, go to jail, and you know what that family's going to do?
Do it again anyway, the next day.
And now you're in jail for fucking beating up a nurse.
There's nothing you can do.
We have to watch this.
We have to watch some of these insane things happen.
Diago Eames says we need justice for Sean Hartman and his dad.
Real justice.
Yeah, that's well, he's got quite a lawsuit going on.
We'll see what he, I hope he wins, and I hope he, I mean, the only way you could make that work worth anything is to take that money and then use that to fight these people to your dying breath.
I mean, if I lost my son for something like that and they're like, oh, well, here's fucking $40 million.
I'm like, that's going to be used or whatever he's doing them for.
That's going to be me against you for the rest of my life then, professionally at a high level.
That's what that's for.
You know, Sergeant Rock says, I remember asking you this at the start of the year, which death toll is going to be the biggest this year, maids, or drug overdose, or the side effects of the job.
I guess we all know who's winning.
Do we?
I think the leading cause of death in America now is like drug overdose or something.
It's fucking meant.
Something like half a million Americans have been dead in the last two years just from just from drugs.
Half a million.
Oh, well, everybody's doing great, aren't they?
It's not fucking in ruins.
What was once of, yeah.
No, what we grew up in, it's the same.
It's better.
It's progressive.
It's so much better.
It's definitely not literally in ruin and in decay and disrepair everywhere.
Everywhere you look.
Everything's sloppier.
Less care is given to anything.
Lower standards for everything, everywhere.
It's impossible not to notice unless you're deliberately going out of your way not to look at it because you're afraid and you're a coward.
Madam Breezy says, a piece of shit is a piece of shit.
It's a piece of shit.
Read a book.
It's a piece of shit.
I agree with the blowy wind lady.
Piece of shit is a piece of shit.
You can't do anything with it.
Sometimes you could fertilize food, but who?
I'd rather throw away.
Throw away at the enemy's face.
Piece of shit.
Donkey says, what the hell, man?
Donkeys in general are misunderstood.
Hey, don't get after me.
He says, and I feel lumped in with these dead donkeys.
Come on.
Well, you're a live donkey.
You're a useful donkey.
And I thought you were a donkey dick.
I mean, dong along.
I mean, it's, I thought that's what this was the whole time.
Are you telling me this whole time you're literally a donkey?
Like a, like a, like one of those?
Because your name's Donkey Dongalong.
I mean, it kind of.
Well, everybody at the party's uncomfortable now, so we're just going to move on to something else.
Man on the Mountain says Warball has to become a regular succumb.
Are they still doing that?
If those are still going on, send me those clips of fucking.
Because I don't watch the news.
I haven't watched that shit in years, but it's the same.
That was the same kind of shit that was on during the Iraq War, and it was just...
It's also fucking fucked up.
I think I've ignored Odyssey this whole time.
I'm terrible.
We're going to call child protection services.
No.
Ceces they them says you're on the list, brother.
Laughing.
I know.
They've spent millions of dollars investigating me all over the country, like to a comical degree.
Do you not know this story?
Hategate, check it out.
Somebody share that around again.
That's fucking Canada's shame for all times.
The government spent a lot of money chasing this, believing it was real, based on wishes and fishes and, you know, dirty dishes and the word of a drug addict,
a career criminal, woman-beating, drug addict, police informant, and anti-hate articles was enough to get the entire Canadian security establishment to believe they were under threat of an armed insurrection by me and this and you guys.
So much so that we needed to invoke the Emergencies Act to protect the country.
Unfortunately, that's what happened.
And all it took was, you know, a piece of shit.
You used the piss of shit to make a decision.
You are also piss of shit.
Oh, I wish it wasn't like this, but it is.
What's all this?
Canadian spawn says that former New York mayor nodding his fucking head knowing his policies killed thousands.
Oh, I know.
And those in studio audiences are literal zombies.
A light came on saying applause and they do as they're told.
They do, and it does.
You're right.
Jewish bigot says, I had the exact same thing happen to me.
Gave up a well-paying job because I wouldn't get poked.
Then got another job and fired for refusing to state my status, then refused EI because my ROE had my, yeah, did they have something on you?
Had my vaccine status on it.
What?
Your ROE, your record of employment has your vaccine status on it.
Refused rentals because I wouldn't prove I was jabbed, then lived out of my truck for three months until I could buy property up north.
Fuck them all.
Thank you for keeping me sane.
You don't sound very Jewish.
You sound like you work really hard.
What are you doing, physical labor?
What's going on here?
Someone check his foreskin.
It's right out there.
I can't dunk that ball.
I can't not.
It's right there.
Who's this?
Oh, I got that one.
I think I'm all caught up here.
Entropy's down.
I was just over there.
It was dysfunctional.
How is it down already?
Bastards.
We'll fix this.
We'll fix this.
I don't know why this keeps happening.
They said it was a glitch that if you navigate away from the page for too long, it's been open this whole time.
So that's been debunked, Entropy.
I don't know what's going on over there.
But yeah, sign in, fool.
Oh, for God's sakes.
I got to type in the secret password.
Death to Israel, fucking dog.
60. Okay.
Eric.
Logged in.
There we go.
And we're back.
Jenstein says, can you remind us of what you think of Canadian politicians?
Quite little, I'm afraid.
Very little indeed.
All right.
There's got a bunch over here.
Soaker City from two hours ago.
My bad.
It says a traditional Hindu funeral pyre takes six hours and burns five to six hundred kilograms.
That's 1,100 to 1,323 pounds of wood to burn a body completely for an Indian.
What's the equivalent in diesel fuel, half a drum?
This is starting to become important math.
Math is very important.
We covered this earlier.
The importance of math in understanding things.
Ryan, alphabet letters.
Thank you, sir.
He says, hey, how do you think the crew members of the Ohio-class submarine feel now that their location being revealed has been used to swing the USA dick on social media?
It's a fun game they're playing with, like, how far can we push this while all these guys are, how many of these veterans are still alive?
You know?
In my mind, says we used to compete, now competing is racist.
These weak bastards ruin the world.
Take my money.
I agree.
I think that's what it is.
Weakness has been the biggest, that's the biggest sickness that's taken us down, or our inability or unwillingness to confront difficult, unsavory, uncomfortable things, obstacles, subjects, whatever facts of life, whatever they are.
Just because you don't like them and you find them difficult and unpleasant doesn't make them not real, and you cannot afford to ignore it.
So this is like there's a bear eating people in your town, and you're just like, I don't like anything about this, Dawie.
That's how stupid that would be.
I'm in a weird mood today.
Yes, I know my content was removed.
Get out of my way.
He took that last stream down and banned me from fucking streaming on YouTube for another month or whatever.
They have the channel on lock in a couple of weeks.
What's this one?
Is this any good?
*Music*
So there's like this bear.
He's eating people.
And I'm like, nah, man.
I don't like nothing about that story.
I don't like that story.
Bears coming in.
Causing shit.
Whipping up faces.
Screaming.
Dead kids.
Hell no.
I don't want that!
We'll just ignore it and let it continue because it's...
Oh, something terrible and crazy.
Oh, well, we'll just ignore it and hope it goes away.
How'd that strategy work for you long term?
How's it working for you now, Cotton?
Harpy the Bear.
Oh, he says, it was in the comment section on the ROE explaining why I got fired.
Wow.
Those fuckers.
Holy shit.
Ceces They Them says kill them all.
Great album.
Metallica, really good one.
One of my favorites.
Revan LB says, is a OS a pattern?
It's a pattern.
Let's see.
What are we doing now?
Anything we want, really.
I got another hour to go.
Fuck, this is a lot of work.
You know?
You guys entertain me for a bit.
Oh, well, we did get this.
This is interesting.
Speaking of shit that we're always right about every time.
Oh, God.
The fucking psycho, totally mentally unhinged, obvious, brainwashed by current thing to the maximum degree goblin person that shot up that Nashville, Tennessee school, I believe, the Christian Covenant School.
Remember that?
The manifesto?
And everyone's like, we're never going to get it.
It got leaked.
And remember how we speculated on why that would be?
Why wouldn't they let anyone see what it says?
Because you know what?
It would definitely have been covered if it said, if it was like, you know, we got way too many black people in this country.
And shit like that.
It would be all over the news.
But you know what it did say?
It said the opposite.
It said, kill Whitey.
Geez, I wonder why they didn't want to release it.
And Steven Crowder somehow got his hands on this.
This fucker.
Where is it?
Yeah, Reddit is banning anyone that posts it because it threatens physical harm or violence.
It's not a threat of physical harm or violence, Reddit, you fucking queer.
It's a manifesto of a dead person.
It's intellectual literature.
It's a clue into the mind of a maniac.
I get, so can you publish anything written by anyone ever?
What are you talking about?
Do you think people are going to read this and go on killing sprees?
Is it that powerful?
Is it transcomp?
Is that what it is?
Is it mind penis value?
Is it?
Like, what are we talking about here?
The suppression is happening.
Of course it is.
Here's some of it.
Death Day.
Ooh, drew a little picture of a guy.
This is outrageous.
These people are so childish and insane.
I can't believe it's here.
I'm a little nervous, but excited.
Ooh, well.
I can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm ready.
I hope my victims aren't.
Jesus.
Kill those kids.
Those crackers.
Kill all you little crackers.
Bunch of little faggots.
Your white privilege.
Is that LOL?
Your white privileges.
Fuck you, faggots.
Oh.
Oh, that's the manifesto.
Gee, I wonder why they didn't publish it.
Going to private schools with those fancy khakis and sports backpacks with their daddy's Mustangs and convertibles.
Fuck you, little shits.
I wish to shoot you.
Weak ass dicks with your mop yellow hair.
Want to kill all you little crackers, bunch of faggots, poke your white privileges.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
So, yeah, it's probably not race-related.
It's not racially motivated.
Why are people thinking these things?
Where is this kind of thinking coming from?
Remember how we're like, hey, you know, you keep this shit up.
You're going to end up with maniacs going on.
No, we won't.
Yes, we will.
Here's one right now.
And everyone suspected this was exactly the case when it happened, and you tried to hide the evidence, and it didn't work.
Eventually, it got leaked out.
Well, now there's a scandal.
There's another scandal.
The mayor's office of Nashville has confirmed that it's real, and they're working to determine how that was released to anyone.
How did that get leaked out?
Not fake.
What's ooh?
Alex is up to here.
He does not look healthy, man.
Alex, buddy, I wouldn't be doing you.
I can't let this go.
I'm looking out for you.
You look like a peanut.
You're peanut-shaped.
You know?
You could be healthier than this.
You know how to do better than this.
You know?
You need to be more right-wing, Alex.
That's what you need.
Tell us about the Tranifesto.
Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Jones here with breaking news that the power structure and the Justice Department has tried to suppress the Nashville shooter, The trans woman to man who went into the little Christian school.
Right, we were just talking about this a couple weeks ago, weren't we?
Like, what are the uh let's give really mentally ill-disturbed crazy women a bunch of male sex hormones so they're gonna want to get more violent fucking kill things, you know, male sex hormones.
That's that's what that does.
Let's give that to really mentally ill-disturbed people.
Let's see what happens.
I want G, I wonder what happens.
And shot those little kids and shot those teachers.
The manifesto was suppressed when it happened, and we now have confirmed from insiders it was the Justice Department suppressing it.
So the local government is upset about this, the police department, and from sources inside the system, leave it at that, they have leaked to Steven Crowder and his investigative unit.
They have leaked to them the first three pages of the document.
Oh, this boy, she talks about wokeness and hating white privilege and all the rest of it.
This is being done to then pressure the government itself to officially, of Nashville, release the manifesto because it's reportedly huge.
Oh, wow.
It's a great big old binder.
And they just got a few pages out to fucking say, look what we got.
I can get the rest.
You better release this or I will.
Nice.
Very based.
Whoever did this, hats off.
Very, very based, very courageous, very Julian Assange-like.
You know, very kingly.
And see how this monster was brainwashed and poisoned by leftist propaganda.
Exactly.
Reportedly from the sources, she was a total brainwashed leftist on a bunch of psychotropics of BLM, you name it.
Steven Crowder has the first tranche.
We're told power is going to be coming.
It's exclusively at jonescrowder.com.
If you go there, you can go and become a Jones Crowder.
Oh, wait a minute.
Okay.
Is this because now did Crowder have to step in and like buy part of Jones' operation to keep him afloat?
Is that what happened?
Because Crowder's got a lot of money now.
And Jones is obviously bankrupt.
Pay the Sandy Hawk people a billion dollars.
A billion dollars?
Does this man look like he has a billion dollars to you?
You think Alex Jones has a billion dollars?
Do you know how much a billion is?
Why didn't you ask for a trillion dollars?
Why didn't you ask for a fafillion million zillion dollars?
Yen, pesos.
Pay me in crickets.
I don't care.
Give me a lot of something.
The fuck?
Anyway, is that what's going on?
because it's weird.
It's like, why would you...
It's like, I'll release it to you, Steven Crowder, but only if Alex Jones is involved.
Or like, I'll give it to Alex Jones, but only if Steven Crowder gets to...
That's bizarre.
I think it must be some kind of rescue operation there, some kind of merger happening.
But anyway.
Subscriber and see all of Steven Crowder's shows, all his material, all his info.
Now, he's already put out the pages, but if you want the analysis and more breakdown, that's over at the Mug Club and over at the Great Folks.
I'm perfectly capable of analyzing and breaking down myself.
He also is going to be posting it to YouTube as well.
But if you want to support the broadcast and become a subscriber and also support what we're doing, go to jonescrowder.com and sign up to get my show over at the Mug Club, Steven Crowder's, The Hodge Twins, and so much more.
But this is big.
The system is trying to suppress it.
It's interesting now that this is the new media economy, guys.
The other guys don't know yet.
The losers, the idiots, they don't.
And the people in the media, the mainstream media, they don't understand they've already lost.
People like Crowder are going to become more powerful than them if he's not already.
Like people like Ben Shapiro.
I'm not saying I support, you know, I'm just saying this is how it is now.
It's not a big, it's not this.
People aren't watching the news anymore.
They're not getting their information about these kinds of things from those places.
They're going to, you know, personalities and people who are then kind of being recruited and collected in these bigger umbrella organizations.
Ben Shapiro's been doing it.
He's been grabbing all kinds of people.
Steven Crowder's doing it now.
And these guys are going to be probably very well off in the future.
I mean, imagine doing this for 20 years.
And he's just going to keep buying up more people.
20 years of this?
Fuck.
You're fucking Ted Turner, dude.
Anyway.
Good times.
Good times.
Who could have imagined?
Reading it line by line.
I saw that.
I was like, I'm not watching that.
It's probably like an hour.
It's three pages.
Why are you saying it like that?
Steven Crowder?
Line by line.
This is the most I've ever read.
I've never read more than this.
Three pages.
Three whole pages.
I'm going to read them.
I'm going to read them right now.
I can't.
It's been a long time since I've ever watched him.
It's hard to do an impression of a guy that's that generic, you know?
He's kind of.
He's alright.
I don't know.
Isn't he crazy?
Didn't he like...
Who gives a fuck?
I don't fucking care.
Why do I care?
Imagine.
Yeah, but Steven Crowder.
Didn't he yell at his wife?
It's like, dude, World War III is happening.
I don't give a fuck if Steven Crowder fucking kicks a puppy.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care what he does.
It's nothing to do with me.
It's nothing to do with anything going on over here.
I've got bigger things to do.
Don't we all?
Well, not all of us.
Some of us do.
Some of us live on the internet and go, me!
And eat oils and creams and sauces and all that shit.
All right, so yeah.
So just in case, if you didn't know, the anti-white rhetoric has claimed its first mass murdering lunatic.
Arguably, that's the one.
That is arguably the one.
Pretty confirmed, I would say.
Scarecrows is quite the eloquent tome there.
Not exactly industrial society and its future, is it?
Yeah, it's an unhinged scribblings of a madman, unlike Uncle Ted, who, again, made a lot of really excellent, interesting, brilliant points, I think.
I think he was incredibly intelligent and he made a lot of sense.
He also killed a bunch of people.
Why did he have to do that?
Why did he do that?
I don't know.
I feel like there would have been a better way to go about this.
And if he was going to do it, he's like, oh, or was he just...
I was like, wouldn't you have just gone after the president, and like he was like targeting specific individuals.
I don't know.
I think there's more to the story there, actually.
I don't think he was just mailing random bombs to random people.
Again, don't care that much.
I'm not, man, for my life to move on to the next meaningful encounter and interaction and expenditure of my time.
I need to know why the Unibomber, who was he killing and why?
I'm just skipping that one.
You know what I mean?
You know, you see ads when you're watching YouTube, because I will never pay for YouTube.
I will never give them a dollar.
I don't fucking make any money from them.
I don't, never.
I refuse.
Like, oh, just get an account.
Absolutely not never.
I rather, it charges me up.
I was talking to one of the guys today, and he was like, he's like, man, I'm just tired.
This shit wears on you.
It gets exhausting.
But he's one of these guys that doesn't engage in the low, dirty, bare-knuckle fighting of fucking giving people, telling people exactly what the fuck you think of them, like I do.
He takes the high road like a fucking adult, right?
And I'm like, see, that's why you're going to die.
You're going to give yourself cancer.
I don't keep anything in.
I fucking unload on people.
Don't care.
They had it coming.
It's when you keep it inside and you swallow it and you walk around with it and you feel shitty.
It's not good for you.
Plutonimus says, things are changing thanks to all the tireless activists of the People's Republic of the Internet.
It's true.
It really is.
Hopefully the Dagestan Muslims will make a move on Hell of Eve with Hezbollah.
That would be fucking crazy.
I don't know what's going on over there.
I haven't watched anything today, the last day in a bit.
I don't know.
I don't think anything significant has happened yet.
White Unity Bears says sign up for Dag Club for $10 a month.
No, I'm not doing that.
That's silly.
I mean, it's a way to make money, I guess.
I don't know.
I just feel like...
Sure.
But some of the stuff I say and think about and want to say for people to hear is like, this is important to me.
I feel like people should hear this and think about this or talk about this.
And if I'm charging money for that, it's like shooting myself in the foot because the point isn't to make money.
The point is people hear it.
Like some of these videos I've done that ended up with getting like millions of views or shit that's happened that kicks off a fucking shitstorm of people arguing about something.
But it's something that needs to be talked about.
I didn't fucking charge money to make the tweet or make the video or whatever, right?
That's not the point.
The point is, like, what is the fucking motive of the Puerto Pique massacre, guys?
Hello?
Like, that's more important.
So it just bothers me.
feels very like...
I don't know.
Oh.
Well, then.
What if I don't pay you?
What if no one pays you?
Well, then no one hears any of it.
And it's a complete waste of time.
That seems very counterproductive to me.
I don't know.
But yay, you can do that if you want.
We are going to, though, demand at gunpoint.
Everyone ship into a fundraiser here soon.
Oh, man.
One of these guys...
We're nearly...
February 22. It's November 23. It's almost two years.
Not a lot's moved around.
Trial's not until next summer.
Next June, and one of these guys doesn't even have he's got a legal aid lawyer for some reason.
That sucks, you know, because these guys are facing life in prison.
And people are pointing fingers at each other and making accusation.
They've been shitting on me and dumping on me for fucking a year and a half.
Where'd all that hategate stuff come from?
Just punching holes.
Oh, right.
That was us that did that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I got hauled in front of a fucking national inquiry from jail to be questioned on that.
And that was levied at me and tried to be used as leverage to fucking impose harsher sentences and punishments on me.
That too.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm getting a ton.
This is all about me.
I'm totally getting tons of wonderful, you know, been great for me.
And using me and all of this and you guys just to smear one of these guys.
Oh, he's in a picture with him.
He's fucking, I must be a terrorist.
Boo!
Boo!
Again, drug addicts, alcoholics, crazy neurotic, you know, Jewish supremacists and anti-hate.
They cook up a little fucking magic potion and that's all it takes.
And you know what?
They're like, oh, you know what?
This is convenient.
This is politically convenient.
Let's just fucking round these guys up and we'll say, oh, yeah, we'll go to the terrorist narrative, like you were saying, with the, what's his name?
Bal Gord, the little goblin creature that was in here.
Yeah, run that.
Run whatever that is.
Yeah, that's all nonsense.
We have the emails to prove that they knew it was nonsense, but they ran with it anyway.
Some reason they're still in jail.
Like, this whole thing is outrageous.
And, you know, I feel bad for this guy, Chris.
And I was just talking to him the other day, well, and today as well.
and it's just...
It's like, if we don't try to get them out of there, who's going to do that?
Like, the government's not going to...
This is what I'm saying.
Where's all the well-to-do businessmen, all the based fucking rich people that are secretly on our side, hiding in the shadows, waiting for the right time?
Like, there's some of these people that could just fix this if they wanted to.
Like, oh, how much here is 200 grand?
Here you go.
I'm worth $28 million.
That's nothing to me.
I can easily sacrifice that.
No sweat at all.
Just doing it to be a good guy, just to be nice, just because I feel bad for you.
Like, the other one, you guys, thank you so much for that.
Helping that kid and his mom there.
We'd have got nearly $11,000 in just a few days.
It was only looking for maybe five to help out with some bills and stuff.
A bad accident.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
I get, I, you know, I think I kicked it off with $500.
And out of how much money I have, what can I spend?
I can lose $500 and not sweat that at all.
Like this month, right now.
Yep.
That's what I can do.
There's people with like millions of dollars.
Like $200,000 is what percentage of your total.
Where are they at?
Is somebody waiting for that to happen?
I don't think that's going to happen.
We have to do this ourselves.
And if it's whatever, you know.
This is how it is, man.
You fight war.
Wars are expensive to fight, aren't they?
Unfortunately, these people have unlimited fucking resources, but, you know, the state...
So if it's just, if it's not the, you know, it was the people of the country that, you know, pushed the trucker convoy and all that stuff that happened in the first place, right?
Just regular folks, moms and dads, small business owners, regular people, blue-collar people.
Nobody with a ton of money and business interests or any of that, just the regular folks that lived here.
So, and they, you know, it's not like we're not capable of it.
They said that, you know, that fund that had grown to, what was it, back-to-back, and they got over $6 million, and they shut it down, and they moved to Give Cengo, and they got another $6 or $7 or $8 million.
If that had been a political movement or political party, that would have been the most well-funded one in the entire country by far.
By fucking far.
Do you know what they could have done with that money?
That's why they shut it down, guys.
What are they going to do with fucking $20 million?
How far is this going to go?
What's going to happen?
What are we going to give?
This is why they shut it down, out of fear.
Because what happens if these are popular figures at the time, let's play a different scenario.
Let's play a game where they don't shut the economy down and they don't seize the accounts.
And it becomes more and more popular every week like it was.
People like Lich and Barber and Pat King are getting more exposure.
The more people are getting involved, and they have access to more and more money, wherever this money was.
Say they're like, hey, let's team up.
Let's form some kind of alliance.
We'll form some kind of a party or a political movement or something.
And we'll use this to fuck this fucking $20, $30 million at their disposal.
What are they going to do with that?
What can you do with that kind of money?
You can do quite a lot.
Can't be having that now, can we?
Can't be having peasants with any power, so we have to seize that.
Shut that down.
But the appetite was there.
People were willing to show up and just say, I got $50.
I got $100.
I got $10.
I got whatever.
And produce that.
And we've never really put a lot of effort, like a ton, right, to just really grind it out.
I think we could get a serious dent in this.
I think we could really get a lot together.
I've been talking with the guys from Vets for Freedom as well.
They're on board.
They want to help.
I think we could really make a run at really trying to help this guy out because he needs a good fucking lawyer.
And that's going to be expensive.
That's going to be very fucking expensive at this stage of the game.
You're looking at a month-long trial for which the maximum sentence is life in prison.
So.
I don't have it in me to know someone who I could help, needs help, and I just don't help them.
You know what I mean?
Does that make sense?
Plutonimus says things are changing.
Anyway, I'll let you know.
We're working on some stuff.
We have to, I mean, it's got to be done right.
You've got to set up the fucking thing so it's transparent.
Everybody sees where everything's going and whatnot.
And when we're, you'll know.
You'll know.
I mean, and don't send to me.
Like, we'll have a give, send, go or something set up, okay?
Plutonimus says things are changing all thanks to the tire.
Oh, we read this one already.
Gen C says overdue for sure.
The chair doesn't squeak.
We notice and appreciate it.
It does.
I just haven't really moved around in it much.
I'm not leaning back in it as much tonight.
That's all.
I can squeak the shit out of this.
You miss Mr. Squeaky?
You want some squeaky time?
I can make her squeak for you, buddy.
I can make her sing, squeal, whatever you want.
Oh, maybe I can't.
Maybe I can't.
Talks a big game.
Chad R.M. says, how does Daglon avoid the fate of the Proud Boys?
Founder Gavin stepping down in most leadership behind bars.
The Proud Boy, we're not even that.
This is a fucking, it's a fantasy.
It's a loose association of people that enjoy a podcast, right?
Some of us are in the brainstorming stages of setting something else up, however.
But yeah, if you want to talk about the Proud Boys, dude, you don't fuck don't fucking LARP as a militia and then don't even do that.
Like they fucking move in on the Capitol building and then chill and party and then the fucking government shows up to throw down and they run away.
There's a drinking club.
It was a bunch of guys getting wasted and talking shit and acting like dickheads, right?
not taking it seriously, and is like, yeah, don't talk about...
What were you going to do?
you were never going to fight.
You were never going to.
It was always a LARP.
You were always just fucking playing around.
So fucking turn it in.
If you're not going to stop it.
Put it away.
The fuck are you doing?
Listen, if that fucking day comes, you're going to know it.
And fuck, it might.
I don't know.
Especially in the States, the way things are going.
But holy shit, man.
The way some of these guys acted and did, they made it easy for them, you know?
And it's like, throw that at us.
It's like, it was a joke the whole time.
We were openly, obviously mockery and satire in everything.
And again, they all knew this.
They just lied and pretended they didn't.
Hategate, check it out.
They just lied and pretended they didn't know we were fucking.
No, no, no, no.
It makes a good story, though, doesn't it?
Doesn't it?
Angry ex-military veteran had a fucking tiny fucking special forces stint, war combat guy.
Ooh, uh-oh, yeah, he's all fucked up in the head.
He's crazy.
And he's got a fucking dangerous cult behind him.
And, you know, you see where it's going.
Oh, there they are with guns.
Oh, there's other veterans involved.
Oh, it's so scary.
Look, they made a map.
It's ridiculous.
You know, if you want to cherry pick it and paint it, yo, yo, you can make it.
You can spin a wild yarn, can't you?
Yes, you can.
Yes, they did.
They tried, didn't they?
Cost some people their jobs.
Oh, well, it's going to cost a lot fucking more, not by launching.
I'm suing fucking, you know, like I said, this is what you have to do.
Hold them accountable.
Make people hurt.
Go after their jobs.
Go after their bank.
Oh, I don't want to take their jobs away.
I do.
I absolutely do.
I want to hurt them as much as possible to set an example that you don't do this to people.
You don't do this kind of shit.
You don't fucking decide to exercise and squeeze whatever power you have to hurt and attack somebody.
Well, you know what?
Fuck it.
I can get away with it.
No, you fucking can't get away with it.
Absolutely not.
And luckily, I've been empowered by all of these people to do just that because I didn't have the money to fucking wage these kinds of legal wars against these motherfuckers.
But now I do.
Isn't that great?
Isn't that delightful?
Fucking couple years ago, I was like, I don't have $6,000 to pay a fucking private investigator just to dig up a bunch of trucks.
Yes, I certainly do.
And yes, I fucking did.
You don't have fucking $10,000 to keep filing this motion and that motion to force the government into a position where it has to relinquish the fucking files and give us the fucking lowdown on your fucking informants and who's lying and who's going to...
Yeah, we do.
And then they just stay the case and walk away.
Oh, well, we'd rather not tell you those things.
So in exchange, we'll just not do this anymore.
Bye-bye.
No, that's not going to work for me either.
Come back.
Nope.
Nope.
Sorry.
Have you met my friend?
I've got two criminal defense lawyers and I've got two civil litigators now.
This is ridiculous.
What am I fucking Vince McMahon?
I mean, kinda, I guess.
Of Diagonal.
What is this anyway?
I think that's a probably more accurate comparison because what's real?
What isn't real?
No, everyone's confused.
There's wacky characters that don't make sense.
Sometimes there's tits.
You know what I mean?
It's like, yeah, Vince McMahon's probably.
I'm half out of my mind.
I'm screaming all the time.
Ah, fuck.
Maybe I am.
Oh, fuck.
You could do worse.
Dude, you can do way worse than Vince Rage McMahon.
You can do way worse than Rage McMahon.
I'll take that.
If that's my trajectory, I'll fucking take that.
I'll be billionaire asshole Vince McMahon with like a 1920s fucking psycho serial killer pencil mustache when I'm 70-something years old.
You could do worse than that, you know?
You could be some of these internet people living on Twitter and sweatpants.
We covered this.
There's a range of outcomes.
Okay.
Salty Brahms says it's been a while catching a live.
Way too busy with my kids' sports.
I usually listen the next day.
Lots of people do.
We had a 25% increase in October over September.
September, I had more downloads, clicks, shares than anything ever.
Like it's always kind of steadily been doing well.
September was the most ever, and then October was a 25% increase or September.
So it's getting out there, and that's mostly because of you guys sharing it with people.
And it's a very community-minded-themed kind of thing.
It's not like a casual thing.
A lot of people were invested in each other and what we're up to and what we're doing.
And it's like people share it with their friends who also feel a similar way.
And it's really growing that way because this isn't getting advertised on YouTube, right?
There's no, this is definitely not appearing on the front page of anything anywhere.
It's entirely done by you guys word of mouth and sharing it and stuff.
And so thank you for that as well.
It is working.
I've been banned from YouTube seven times.
I can't stream there again.
The two channels I have now are both locked down.
I have a strategy where I go back and forth.
I'll stream on one until they hit you with some strikes.
I go, oh, and then I go to the other one.
And then by that time that one gets hit, you go, oh, that one's probably freed up again.
It's been working pretty good.
I had a three-channel system, but that's fucking, I'm running, I'm on number eight.
I'm on like seven and eight now or something, or six and eight is still alive.
I don't know.
So I misjudged it.
And the other one got nailed for Friday's stream, I think.
So that one's going to be down for a month, or is it three months?
Something like that.
And then the other one's, but the other one's coming back online like in a week.
So the YouTube refugees will just have to fucking figure it out.
Just get comfy somewhere.
Go to Rumble or Odyssey.
Depends.
It depends what your tastes are.
Do you want to just say wild, crazy, insane person stuff?
Entropy, literally no one cares what you say at all there.
You can say anything you want for the most part.
Rumble's pretty wide open.
Odyssey's really crazy.
You can do anything there.
You can give people the instructions to make prussic acid over there.
You can build bombs.
I'm kidding.
It's not that bad, but it's almost that bad.
It's almost that bad.
Canadian sponsors DWF Diagonalon Wrestling Federation.
We actually joked about it.
We actually thought, like, could we do something like that?
Could we do like a hilarious wrestling event?
Like, maybe.
Maybe.
Cecil Stay Them says, love you and Saski P.S. I'm a government agent.
It would be hilarious to me if you were.
I would really, I would enjoy that mental back and forth with someone who's officially my enemy, you know, but is like, I love those, I love those engagements when people on the opposite sides of something are engaging in this kind of, I live for those.
I love that shit to see who, you know, oh, we're going to engage, are we?
Okay, you think you...
Oh!
It's this, you know, it's a very polite way of fighting, you know?
He says, you're cool, dude.
Revan is big gay faggot.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
Are you guys fighting?
Are they fighting in the chat?
I literally don't care.
People like, oh, this person said, like, I'm just going to be very clear about this.
I do not care about internet chat rooms.
I can't.
It's just too ridiculous of a thing to care about.
I feel like if I complained about this when I was like 17 or 16, someone would have hit me and it would have been, it would have been appropriate.
It would have been the appropriate response.
These people are mean to me in the chat.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
It was stupid.
Just turn it off.
Yeah.
Just don't look at it then.
Don't complain about it.
Fight them or don't fight them.
Fight them or ignore them.
Who cares?
It's not my problem.
All right.
I don't see.
Oh, all right.
Salty Bob says, these are my kids' sports.
Yeah, listen every day.
I'll be supporting the Coots Boys financially.
Thank you.
I was looking for the best place to donate, keep up the good work.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, well, I'm going to do what I can for Mr. Lysak here because I think he's been getting the shaft.
And there's been some fucking people with some sticky fat fingers putting them in places where they don't belong.
You know, stealing.
There's been some stealing by some people.
Just fucking $40,000 or so.
Some of it from people that are in jail.
Some of it from disabled single mothers with disabled children.
You know?
Just whoever, really.
So they can go gambling.
That's being looked into.
I promise.
In the meantime, like I said, yeah, this guy, he needs a fucking good lawyer, and that's going to be very expensive.
And he's in jail.
He can't do anything about it.
And so we're basically.
I don't have.
I'll do like stupid advertisements.
I'll do all kinds of things.
It'd be more fun, you know?
Have fun with it.
Listen.
I'm putting a team together.
We need the heist montage, you know?
It's just people shaking hands.
I'm in.
Me too.
I'm in.
Let's do this.
Operation Super Grift.
Operation Ultra Grift.
We're going nuclear grift.
I'm pretty fool.
We don't get any other grift.
Mr. T. Go get us some fucking legal money.
You better pay B.A. Baracus.
You better pay B.A. Baracus.
You know, something like that.
We can, you know.
What else?
I got nothing else to do.
Like, I've actually got a lot of things to do.
I'm doing a lot of things.
It's fucking crazy around here, but hey, it's, I mean, I can stop anytime if I'm going to complain about it.
I mean, I don't have to do any of these things.
It's because I can't help myself.
It's because I'm insane.
That's why.
He says, you're right.
Okay.
Pilot Mike says, Dagaboll Makutsed.
That's a good name.
Yeah, maybe something like that.
There's a lot we got to think about here.
Powell says, yeah, and then some Mincy faggot ball scumbags tried to pack attack you while you were in prison.
Yeah, that was stupid.
They were kids.
Well, not all of them.
Some of them were older guys.
Anyway, these politicians would start rolling over, crying, shitting their pants, and they had to go through 5% of what they orchestrated on you.
Yeah, they're not very tough people.
They can't even handle being called names.
You get any of these people in public or fucking really burn them up on the internet?
Fucking pee-pee sent the police after me.
That little bitch.
This fucking cocksucker.
Look at this big ball.
I found your fucking glasses, by the way, Millhouse.
You look retarded.
You can't see.
You're obviously blind.
Your eyes are going in two different directions, man.
What kind of stigmatism is that?
Like, this one's pointing straight ahead.
This one's looking down.
They're not completely aligned.
I have his glasses.
These are literally.
Go look at old pictures.
These are literally his glasses.
I'm wearing them on my face right now.
He puts them on when I decide he can put them back on.
He's being punished for this.
I've made him to look.
I literally look better than he does in his own fucking glasses, don't I?
I wear his own glasses better than he does, and I don't even fucking need glasses.
This only bumps me down like half a point.
All right?
I just look like maybe I'm a little bit of a nerdy, insane person, and I'm just like, take this off, and like, oh, okay.
Right?
This doesn't do, this doesn't do much for me.
For him, it's his whole face.
His whole face is thrown out of whack.
Without this, without the linchpin of his face, with this, I mean, he looked, look at him.
Look at this.
Oh, look at this doofus.
He doesn't know what he do with his hands.
He's Ricky Bobby.
What's he doing?
He can't see anything.
He doesn't know where he is.
He's trying to hold the microphone.
He can't find it because he's not allowed to have his glasses.
And I'm not giving him back.
I'm going to keep bullying you until I fucking get tired of doing it.
Tell your wife we said hi.
My creation.
You're not allowed to wear them until I say you can wear them.
Powell says, that reminds me, can you queue up that Homer Simpson bit where the media calls Homer.
Yeah, I don't have it handy, but I don't know where it is.
He says, the predator with a babysitter accused him of touching her ass.
It later turned out to be candy.
Yeah.
Sweet, sweet can, sweet can't, can, sweet can't.
Yeah.
He said, candy.
They chopped up the interview.
The clock in the background keeps moving around with the edits like it's hilarious.
Good times.
The Simpsons never missed for a good seven or eight years there.
It was just magic.
Jen Steen says, blood for blood.
Cheers, my therapist.
You are welcome, sir.
Glad I'm keeping you from not going out there and taking just keep the blood experiments to a minimum.
Philip will maybe he'll help you out later.
He's interested.
He wants to know what you're up to.
I don't want to know.
Chelsea says you drink his milkshake and wear his glasses.
I know.
I know.
And, you know, the shelves in the CPC and the Apple people will tell you those are not actually Pee-P's glasses.
Oh, really?
Because they look exactly like his fucking glasses.
And where are his glasses anyway?
I'm cleaning his glasses.
Wearing them.
You see, because you see, Pee-P, all that you think is yours will one day be mine.
Maybe not today.
Tomorrow.
But just as sure as your glasses rest on my face, little man, we will take it all.
I mean, it won't be hard.
There won't be anybody left.
Everybody's sick and fat.
I mean, who do you got?
Pleb?
You know?
Fuck.
It's going to be easy.
It's going to be a piece of cake.
Defend me, Wyatt Claypool.
Defend my honor.
I don't know.
How do you do a claypool approach?
I need a head the size of a ball.
I need to inflate my head like a balloon.
What's he got?
Acromagali of the skull?
What is that?
Birth defect?
Man, the poor mother.
Just torn right in half, yanking that giant cone head dome out of there.
It looks like a tumor grew a person.
Hey, they're pieces.
Like I said, of the Russian philosophy.
When people are pieces of shit, it's okay to say and do whatever you want to them.
When they're a piece of shit, warmongering, genocide, Jewish supremacist, you can do whatever you want to them.
They're the scum of the earth.
They're over there bathing in the blood of innocent people and encouraging all kinds of murderous, evil, grotesque, insane nonsense.
Like, no, absolutely.
Be ruthless with those people.
Be ruthless with them.
It works.
It works.
Do you think I got here by being nice, by being polite, by being reasonable?
Being reasonable always isn't a good thing.
You can be reasonable if the situation calls for it.
Doesn't always.
Sometimes you have to be an unreasonable person and insist.
I insist.
I will not sit down.
What else is going on?
I think I finally got through all of those.
Ceased agents are watching from Saskatchewan.
Good.
And Spiteful Mutant says it's our people succumbing to degeneracy.
We need to cut that out.
Toxin avoidance on the health front is Jew avoidance on the national level.
Hail victory.
Mark Miller says my uncle had the Marine recruiter for NAME come to court for him, signed up and got out of an assault charge.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what we used to do.
We used to do things like that.
Dementia Theater says nice.
I have no idea what that from 47 minutes ago.
So whatever it was 47 minutes ago, he was that guy.
Nice.
Never, never seen this guy's username ever before.
Those guys always crack me up.
Doesn't say anything for three hours.
Nice.
Got it.
He's having a good time.
Leave him alone.
He probably still has his glasses.
That's a man right there who doesn't have another man.
No other man's wearing his glasses.
All right?
I'm wearing your glasses.
I drink your milkshake.
It's fun.
It's fun.
I just don't know.
I can't say if he's committed to the climate change bullshit or not.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't remember.
He doesn't know.
He's a strong alpha man who knows what he wants.
He knows who he is.
And he knows what he believes, and he's ready to fight for it, no matter the cost.
Oh, I don't know about this.
About this milquetoast topic, I don't know.
I don't really have an opinion on anything.
The trains, drag, story hour shit, the endless gay parades, the fucking roaming bands of migrants, the endless wars.
Well, no, he does definitely stand with his Israeli masters big time.
But, you know, everything else, he just, I just can't really be sure about anything.
I'm going to wait and see which way the wind's blowing, you know, until it's way too late.
And then I'm going to pretend that I cared, just like the trucker convoy, just like the needle mandates that he pushed and probably got rich.
I think he did make some money, didn't he?
Didn't him and his wife there make some money?
Weren't they invested in some things?
I think so.
I think so.
He's got a lot.
They're very well off, you know?
I love hearing about how reality is.
Tell me, tell us, the poor people who can't afford fucking anything, tell us how it's going to be.
Tell us what we need to do.
Tell us what we need to do, rich boy.
Hmm.
I don't think...
I don't think we're the problem.
I think someone else is the problem.
I think you're the problem.
It's becoming a popular opinion.
Because it's the truth.
Oh, do I want...
All right.
What's this?
All right, I played that one already.
Or did I?
*sad music*
Yeah, that was the other night.
That was right.
Check this out.
This is a...
You know...
There was a big one outside the White House.
I don't know if it's still happening.
Pretty near every day.
People are taking sides and things are being solidified on one side and the other.
But you've got Antifa now coming up against the reality of some of the things they've thought were true.
Prove any of your points because you actually have no evidence.
You know what happened?
Anti-LGBTQ.
Anti-LGBTQ propaganda.
It's trying to tell children, but that they're not allowed to get trapped.
Yeah, they're not.
Yeah, they're not.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
No, no, no, listen, listen.
Mom, listen, listen.
Yes, tell the devout Muslims who, obviously, again, if you had known anything and you'd read their fucking books at all, this should not be, this is not surprising.
This is what they believe.
This is, I mean, it's right in there.
They're pretty serious about it, you know.
We told you.
I told you this is how it is.
He's like, oh, my God.
Like, we're allies, right?
And by the way, and this guy's clearly white, too.
They're never going to be on your team, dude.
Never.
Most of these people, like most Normis in any part of the world, they've been going through the brainwashing factory like everyone else.
And Zionism and all of that and whitey, it's the same thing to them.
It's all white supremacy.
That's what they really...
Or if they do, and they don't see it as, oh, it's not just, it's not Jewish people.
It's white supremacy.
It's them and their white people and their little slave.
Like the whole, it's a symbiotic relationship, you see?
And the whole thing needs to be destroyed.
So unless you separate yourself from that and make it very odd, like, no, no, I'm not with them.
This isn't, I'm on my team.
It's like, oh, you have to be on our team or you run Muhammad's team.
No, I'm on my team.
I'm on our team.
And this has nothing to do with us.
And if anybody tries to make it, you know, us involved, fuck you.
That's what happens.
But anyway, they're in for a rude awakening here.
Like, we're allies.
You're useful until you're no longer needed.
And then you're, what's called, I think it's starts with a V. What's the word?
The victim.
In some religions, you can't do that.
Yeah, you have to respect that.
Three Abrahamite religions, yeah.
LGBTQ.
Some religions they accept that.
But in our religion, you can't do that.
Refugees welcome, right, bro?
Diversity is our strength.
You know, you know what I mean?
Hashtag not all Muslims, all that stuff.
What religion are you?
Import millions of them.
What's the problem, bigot?
you guys are just white supremacists.
That's why you don't want millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions.
A billion people that think like this.
That's not what it's about.
What are you then?
You have a religion.
You're, you're, you're.
What's your identity?
Look at this little coward wearing his mask.
He doesn't have a religion.
That's the best bird.
Look at this little coward wearing his mask.
He doesn't even have a religion.
He's antifa.
He's a little fucking bitch.
You can hear the disdain in this guy's voice.
He's giving anti-LGBT propaganda.
Probably, right?
This guy sounds like he's a right-wing fella, a man, and this is a child, a masked up, frightened child who doesn't even know.
He doesn't even believe in anything.
He doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
He doesn't even understand that Islam is very ardently opposed to homosexuality and all of that stuff.
It's the death penalty in like 11 Muslim countries, dude.
Yeah, you're so wise in fucking learning.
I got to hear that again.
This guy's voice kills me.
He doesn't even fucking fuck.
There's no God.
This is like something Leonidas would have said.
And like the camera, too.
You can tell this guy's taller than him.
He's looking down at him.
You have no God.
You aren't worthy of one.
You're nothing but a worm.
You're not even a man.
What religion are you?
What religion?
What religion?
I'm not Catholic.
Where are you then?
He doesn't have a religion.
He's empty.
Look at this little coward during his mask.
He doesn't have a religion.
No, no.
We're away from you.
That's right.
Run away.
Exactly.
Run away.
Like, he's bored with it.
Get out of here, you fucking clown.
And these Muslim women chased him off.
Three Muslim women.
He's like overpowered and disabled and ran away.
Are you going to mash the fans?
You can barely lift your arms.
The Antifa men, again, they're these strange skeletal-like goblin creatures.
And then the women are like, fucking make way for Betty.
You know what I mean?
Get the pavement out.
We're going to have to pave over the cracks she's going to crack.
She's going to bust this place up.
We're going to have potholes.
This could be a traffic problem.
We may have to close the street.
They may do that much damage.
They're that fat.
They're that fat.
Guys, it's to the point that.
I don't know what song I want to use for this.
Oh, shit.
I don't have it downloaded.
I thought I went through it.
I do this every night, and I never think about it again until I go to do it again, and then I forget again.
Oh, wait, I just spelled it wrong.
And I'm not saying it's all of them.
It's not every single one of them.
Like anything.
The road is long.
But I couldn't help but notice.
With a media-winding tongue.
I've been noticing that leads us to that.
You have a great big fat woman.
The fat, fat woman to piece of shit ratio.
Oh, yeah.
It's my guys.
It's hot.
I know we don't want to say it out loud, but I'm just going to say it.
It's high.
It's my brother.
I judge that book by its cover now.
Some of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever met.
Gross.
And I figure, hey, they don't take much care in taking care of themselves inside, outside.
Brain rot, soul rot.
Piece of shit is born, right?
And we can't save them all.
We can't save them all.
But we can save some.
We can save some of them.
So if you care at all, you'll go back to fat shaming today.
If I'm leaning at all.
Expert doctors agree.
Eight out of ten obese women are pieces of shit.
It's science.
It's science, guys.
Can't stop eating?
What else can't you stop doing?
You know?
Lots.
It's a discipline thing, right?
You got to.
It's bad.
It's a bad character trait, all right?
It's a clue.
It's a clue.
It doesn't seem to be as prevalent with men, although there's a lot of fat guys, too.
It's more lazy on their end.
Less malicious, you know, ugliness on the inside, more just general, can't be bothered, you know?
Can't be bothered.
What are we talking about?
Sometimes I just want excuses to play that song.
Man on the Mountain gets it.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate that.
Jenstein says, tour at boxing clubs.
Get in the ring and make fun of us for the encore.
That's a great idea.
A boxing ring.
Interesting.
He says, for the encore, fairy gets in.
That would be funny.
There's a lot of ideas.
There's a few guys I want to bring in on this for brainstorming and ideas, just because I think we have a similar idea of what we want to do.
Anyway.
Or what I should do or what it would look like and how we could work.
We'll get to it.
We'll get to it.
All right.
What else?
I'm fucking starving.
Oh, thank God.
This is almost over.
I'm so hungry.
That just hits you out of the blue sometimes.
You're like, why do I feel like I don't have a torso?
Oh, it's empty from...
I'm very hungry.
My entire...
Just need to eat.
Got all these, got all that.
Got this one.
Alright, we're all caught up on all the things.
And entropy didn't crash itself now.
Alright, what else?
What else is going on?
Throwing things down the stairs.
That's a paddling.
Just total disrespect.
There's no respect for my authority at all.
This power struggle is going to continue until you surrender.
Can you hear that?
What are you doing?
Just putting a dresser together or something to throw things up.
All right.
What are you doing?
Firing things down the stairs for your own amusement.
I'm in the middle of something, Ray!
Wait, that's not it.
No, it is.
I'm kind of in the middle of something, Ray.
We have to do this for Chechism.
We have to do Ghostbuster quotes often.
We just need to do it.
What we don't need to do is this.
Since we're coming up on Remembrance Day, before we make more, you know, people that we're remembering instead of spending time with.
Written by, oh, no one.
Just National Post.
No one wants to take credit for this.
Canada and its allies should send troops into Gaza.
Oh, we should, should we?
Really?
Says who?
Oh, anonymous.
I don't know.
I woke up this morning and it was there in the inbox.
Really?
What's the poster stay on that stamp?
Tel Aviv by any chance?
Tel Aviv by any chance?
They shouldn't have to fight alone.
They don't.
They enjoy the basically open wallet policy of every nation on earth, more or less, and have been receiving weapons funding for nothing for decades.
We have been flying around the world, smashing all of Israel's enemies systematically, one at a time, since 2001.
They're not fighting alone.
They've been sitting back and letting us do it for 21 or 22 years.
Fighting something that we had nothing, none of this has anything to do with us.
It never should have, never did.
An international coalition, Canada included, with who?
With what?
We don't even have an army, must destroy the terror group and give the Palestinian people the space to put their house in order.
Why?
Seriously, why?
Why is that our problem?
I'm familiar with the excuses and I'm familiar with the lies and the things you're going to say.
That's why I encourage people.
No, come at me with it.
I would love to hear it.
I know what you're going to say before you do, and I've already got you dead to rights.
Please.
Tell me how they're the only bastion of democracy in the Middle East, and then we're going to have a little discussion on so-called democracy and what that means.
Oh, they're the only ones keeping us, you know, they're keeping the terrorists at bay.
How's that working out for Europe exactly?
Seems to me we're creating terrorists, and we're destroying people's entire ancestral homelands and eradicating entire families, and then shipping the survivors home to where we live to deal with.
While the Israelis make tons of money, fighting alone.
The first fucking sentence is a massive lie already, and we must destroy them.
Why?
of stupid reasons like the ones I mentioned.
An army of international troops will offer the best chance of freeing Meaning, white guys should do the dying and fighting.
This is only two days old.
Now we're playing with, hey, maybe we should get involved.
Now that we've imported millions of people from this region of the world that very solidly identify and feel very connected to the suffering and plight of the Palestinians, which is very awful and insane and the most obvious, well-documented genocide in human history, by the way.
But they live here, and you're saying our country should go to war against the people they're supporting.
What do you think they will do?
Have you considered this?
Think there's going to be Kumbaya here or like but you know what I think the Apple guys should go.
That's what I think.
Let me just take a second to fucking...
Hmm.
I think the Apple kids should be going.
You know?
To get the loot zone!
I think you should conscript them and send them.
Because after all, I mean, they totally stand with and they denounce this, you know, the Muslim hordes and all that, and materialism and all that shit.
And they Slavid.
They fucking big time Slavid.
They like war, don't they?
We've seen it from them for years now.
Oh, man.
Those damn Russians.
Yeah, Slava.
Slava and fucking Slava Zion now too and all that.
Yeah, cheering it on and hiding from the fucking consequences of the ethnic cleansing that's going on and pretending it's all kosher.
It's all good to go.
Well, you know what, big fella?
I think you should be the guy to go.
I think you should be on the front line there.
I think we should conscript all these guys.
You know what?
I'm in total agreement.
It's piece of shit exchange time.
So here's what are you doing?
Here's what Diagalon should be doing.
Here's what Canada should be doing.
You know, we don't really have anyone to offer.
But, you know, hypothetically, as shadow, you know, dictatorship elect in waiting in the wings once it all falls down, we want to send the pieces of shit.
The warmongers, you know, the genocide deniers, you know, they want to go.
And, you know, Israel wants a chance to defend itself, and they want Israel to defend itself?
Well, I think they should go help it fucking defend itself.
And if you want to conscript people, why not conscript the ones most enthusiastic to go play soldier?
Or at least they think someone should.
They think someone else's children should go fight and die.
They think other people's kids, other people's brothers, other people's fathers should be gone off and sent off to go deploy and come home in a box somewhere.
Thank you.
I've been to a few military funerals.
They're not good because they've never died of natural causes, lived a full life.
Great memory, you know, it's like it's a natural part of life.
It's not a normal funeral.
It's like a murder funeral.
Ever been to one of those that's to a funeral for somebody who's been murdered or killed in some senseless, stupid tragedy?
It's like that, but over and over and over again.
And you ever go to one where the children, two young girls of the dead man are on their knees wailing in tears, clawing at the casket while someone's trying to calm them down, console them and take them away?
I mean, they're talking like 10, 11, 12 years old.
Daddy, no.
I can still hear their voices.
They have to live with that forever.
Daddy's gone.
Why is he gone?
Why is Daddy I
think there needs to be some atonement for that.
And, you know, since we're at it, if we're going to do the whole war thing, thankfully, the internet is forever and Twitter and Facebook and Instagram and all the comments and the videos and everything's done.
So we know where people stand with things.
We know how they feel about certain things.
And I think I agree.
We should have a draft.
And I know exactly who should to start with.
I know exactly who should be drafted first and most aggressively.
Hey, it's your turn, guys.
It's your turn to prove how much you care about the cause.
I love you.
Line right up!
Get in the boat, Sliminski!
It's your turn!
Oh, you stand with Israel, do you?
Go stand right next to him in the fucking desert then.
Get on the truck, son!
Don't cry to me!
You're the one that posted about it.
What?
Oh, you didn't mean the hashtag?
But you tweeted the hashtag.
The hashtag.
It's only fair!
If we gotta throw bodies at it, let's start with the Deadwood!
It's not worth anything else other than burning!
What's dead wood good for anyway?
burning You don't want to be burnt!
Don't be deadweight!
Seems like a simple solution to me.
Some people learn, maybe not everybody does.
I had to learn the hard way.
Maybe some of they do too.
Well.
Don't we?
Those weapon companies are thirsty.
Biggest fight on the hills!
Scar Bidley!
Last one right under the wire system.
In the words of Greg Arcade.
You fill in the rest.
I'll probably run through the endless grave.
I'll make fight for the right.
Yes, but who's to say?
For all the hell missing.
Isn't this progress?
Isn't everything going really well?
Take a look around, guys.
We've never been doing better.
And the month forward together and other liberal platitudes repeated by rich politicians.
I couldn't give a shit about you.
On the bell tolls.
Time marches on.
Ah, ah, ah, ah That's it, that's all.
Thank you very much, guys.
I'll keep you updated on all the important things and stuff as it comes.
Follow me on all the social media links you can find at your ledger that I'm not banned on.
Ironically, I'm the least censored on Twitter.
Raisingdissett.com has all of my links to all of my things and stuff.
Substack and the Telegram channel.
Telegram page.
Telegram.
Life wrap.
I don't know.
Take a look to the sky just before you die.
It's the last time you will.
Oh Fucking warm.
You don't have to go home.
But you can't stay here, right?
I need to go to bed.
I'm hungry.
I'm tired.
The silence is so loud.
I am done.
I'll be gone except for the moment.
I got a long day of fucking with people tomorrow.
I'll see you.
Long day.
Lighted eyes to see.
Six episodes.
No spell stores Time marches on For Open the bell door.
You've got a personal door against these blood lab.
What you call it.
Very nice.
Wow, this seems very comp.
This is like a giant, huge underground comp.
What does that say?
Skin factory?
What's going on down here?
Why is our industrial size freight elevator?
This is a massive operation!
What is this, the fuckin' *Bad music* This is like that corporation from Alien that was colonizing other planets.
What are these machines?
What is that?
She's growing.
There's experiments happening.
What the fuck is it?
It's moving.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
I couldn't describe it if I had to.
An evil blob of skin blood.
It's got a fan.
Oh my god!
I'm getting the fuck out of here, man.
No, I don't like it.
It's a carnival freak show!
There's turtles of blood just running across the ceiling like hot water pipes.
Where there should be hot water, and it's see-through.
Why is it translucent?
He likes to see the blood moving?
What the fuck does that mean?
I mean, I guess it means exactly what it means.
I mean, what does it mean in the consequence of what kind of person am I dealing with?
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Why does this elevator work?
Why are there so many fake doors and elevators?
Well, I want to escape, Phil.
I don't want to be prevent-*Fake doors* It's all fake doors and fake-*Fake doors* I'm not playing this game.