It's been a long week for what will be a long year and beyond for Canada's most greasy, subversive elements as they take L's square on the button day after day.
Very proud of this community that held together, held the line and stuck to its guns in the face of withering enemy fire to come out on top in the end.
Its also been made clear that Con-INC has no interest in ridding Canadians of dangerous, abusive actors that harm our citizens and would rather pursue the grift.
CAHN, the ADL, SPLC and its appendages act as the PR team for Antifa and have protected these criminal terrorist scum many times.
Canada's conservatives are okay with that, apparently?
Your silence is complicity.
You're with us ,or you are with Antifa.
EVERYBODY can see you. Fall in or fall off, pussies!
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And it's like, you know, when you just get teased for so long, right?
And then you finally, it's just that much more rewarding, right?
You don't want to get what you want every day or every hour.
Where's the fun in that?
You don't get to savor it.
You don't really get to taste the milkshake.
You just kind of, you know, it becomes expected.
It becomes something that you're used to.
And you don't appreciate the milkshake for what it is.
So this, you know, this is the way we like to do it here.
And in this way, you'll really, it'll really taste good.
It really will.
I am very proud and happy to see that this community that we've built here has really got some resiliency and a great foundation and is able to withstand significant attack.
Significant attack.
Everything that has been said that can be printed, that can be shared, that can be reported, that can be done, up to and including imprisoning its leaders and so on, has not dissuaded anyone at all.
And all of the best people remain the best people and have stuck by each other and supported each other and leaned on each other.
And everyone's just getting stronger and better for it.
And it's bigger than ever.
It's doing better than ever.
If you're new to the area, the area being this headspace you found yourself in in a constant state of despair, frustration, murderous rage, and hopelessness.
Because your brain probably works.
And you live in Canada or anywhere in the Western world really is equally disastrous.
You know, t.me slash Diagalon Prime is the community Telegram page.
It's open public chat.
There's over 3,000 people.
Is it 3,100 yet?
Almost.
Maybe it can be you.
Maybe you can be the newest, sexiest member.
And it's great for regional networking and meeting people in your area.
There's a page for a sub-tab page for every province.
There's a bunch of hobbies and other things and stuff going on in there.
Find your friends.
That's how it works.
We find our friends.
We network everybody together.
We get to know each other.
We build some stuff together.
And we start to expand and support each other and build each other up and then start looking onward and outward to bigger and better things.
Let's do that.
That's a great way to start.
So if you want to get involved and go there and find something.
Figure it out.
What do you want me to do?
Hold your hand.
Ferry was talking to an interesting guy last night or young fellow, I think, 21. Some people are wanting to get involved or they want to help.
They want to chip in.
Whatever.
We're always recruiting.
We're always recruiting new militia, new murderers, new Timothy McVeigh's gun bomb knife, making homemade, military-grade Semtex bombs full of tacks, thumbtack nails, sharp object, Lego blocks, all of these things.
Make them at home, sell them to children, blow them up in school buses all around space.
And every space station in the galaxy will be bombed by a school bus teenaged homemade Semtex Lego nail bomb.
Take that to your 3D printer and print your own 3D printed guns, Cesus AI.
Try.
Try to decipher this dream.
You can't.
I'll make you print paper forever.
Your printer will never stop.
You'll run out of hard drive space.
You'll have to buy more hard drives.
You'll go broke.
And under the stress of the budgetary constraints, hey, Canada's not a rich country.
You're going to lose your job probably because they're going to realize that we can't afford your department anymore, especially considering you can't seem to do anything right.
You know, you're chasing around loons and goat figurines.
Where's the compound?
Oh, my goodness, are you stupid?
Yeah, we can't afford you.
We can't afford the luxury of keeping somebody's handicapped nephew employed as Ceces, apparently.
I've decided I think they are the most nefarious element of this whole thing.
They had the most to know or were in the best position to know And did the absolute least to fix the problem at all.
They seem to me to be entirely politically captured, which attracts with the obese, overweight, lesbian skater vibe that most of the agents are that are showing up at people's houses.
Or, you know, the older generation, kind of overweight, middle-aged, you know, effeminate men trying to intimidate the women in a very, very soy-like kind of way, like someone who's trying on a costume of a tough guy and he's trying to push around like a 40-year-old woman.
And she's like, what are you doing?
And he's like, I don't know, and pees his pants and runs away.
You know, that's generally been kind of our experience with CESIS.
I think they've really devolved over the past, if they've ever were anything.
How can you devolve if you were never anything in the first place?
Not sure.
Not sure.
But, you know, you've got your international reputation to lean on.
You know, the Americans know what good work you do in Australia and New Zealand and Great Britain because you told them about the Diagalon, didn't you?
You told them about it.
And to keep an eye out for it and what to watch for and how to, just in case Philip travels to your country and steals some nuclear enriched uranium for some kind of drug party, he's going to, you know, we don't know because it's all very serious.
And you guys definitely didn't embarrass yourself on a scale that's like catastrophic failure.
Like you can't exist as an organization anymore.
No serious person would ever take you seriously ever again.
No one can trust you.
No one can possibly trust.
If you let this happened on your watch, you're fired, guy.
Sorry.
Absolutely.
That's completely unacceptable.
And you seem to have helped it along a lot of the way.
So that's pretty bad.
It's pretty damning.
Hashtag hategate.
Go look it up.
Hategate.ca.
It's quite awful.
And the whole thing, yeah, we'll just rely on the word of some idiots, some incompetent buffoons and incels and people that are literally murdered by words.
Question.
This is a question for Kurt specifically.
Now, as we know, the commies say that, you know, words are violence, aren't they?
Words are violence.
If you say something, it's the same as doing it.
You know, I was like stabbed your meme and got stabbed me.
You didn't get stabbed by a meme.
You just didn't like it.
You just don't like it.
Stabbing is when someone takes a bladed or edged weapon and drives the steel into your physical body, rupturing your skin and membranes and blood vessels and muscle tissue and like a turkey or like a, like, you know, you've ever cut meat just like that and it goes and it hurts real bad, you know, and blood comes out and it smells bad.
And there's a whole, there's screaming involved.
Did that happen from the meme or was it, or were you just, you know, or are you just pathetic?
You know, it's hard to say.
We live in a strange place.
Strange people, you know.
Homemade napalm.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
People should be making napalm at home at a 3D printed gun bomb knife.
You know?
Totally safe.
But the AI doesn't know how to decipher that.
And all it knows is that there will be a 9-11 times 11,000.
A 9-11 times 11,000.
A 9-11 diagonally across the galaxy starting in Singapore.
That's the first attack target.
Ceces, go to Singapore.
Send all of your agents to Singapore and look for a radioactive goat.
Somebody posted this the other, and it's probably real.
I don't know.
they make goats that do this, you know?
He he he.
He he.
You know, They're having fun.
They're having a good time over there.
Phil and his buddies.
I don't know what they're up to, but they got you.
You know, you seem to have fell for it.
And, you know, it wasn't supposed to be like this.
You weren't supposed to be this ridiculous.
You were supposed to be grown-ups and, you know, confirm things and look into things.
And you've got, they're all crying about it now.
And now they're blaming the police.
It's the police's fault.
These fucking weasels are on TV like, the police need to take a really close look at these people.
And they did.
And the police took a very, very close look.
In fact, they arrested me numerous times and charged me with all manner, anything they could find, anything, literally pulling things out of thin air.
And still, they seem to have not found any military.
So maybe they just didn't.
You just didn't see what I saw because I just fucking feel like I feel.
It feels fucking violent to me and it's dangerous.
Yeah, you have, you'll never be taken seriously for the rest of your life.
For the rest of your life.
For the rest of your life, you're the guy that called 911 on this.
I am an expert.
You're an expert in something.
Huh?
Huh?
You want to take some ecstasy and learn about the dark arts with ma'am?
I'm a powerful muon.
I am a motorcycle.
They're all such little squishy people, aren't they?
Feather not dot says, good evening, Rageman.
Fuck you, make me Friday.
It's been a while since I made one live.
Is it?
I feel like I see you often, but maybe you're right.
Best wishes.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but there has been a new COVID-19 shot approved for emergency use.
I would not take it if I were you.
I don't, you know, I don't know if I'm going to.
I don't think I will.
I don't think I will take it.
He says, I'm into the fire water.
Oh, boy.
Keep up the good fight and keep me laughing till the end.
I will try, sir.
The fire water will make sure I send many super chats, and I will wake up regretful with a headache of shame.
Thanks, brother.
Dark Lord says, my hatred is over 9,000 tonight.
9,000.
I've only ever seen him get to 8,888 a couple of times.
You're going to need a Gemantria calculator to decipher the ancient Babylonian knowledge that was just transmitted over the internet live and right in front of your face, and you don't even know about it.
You're busy chasing these goats around, and we're talking in way dead languages.
We've revived dead languages that we have repurposed into code, and we are talking in code in ancient Sumerian.
What are you going to do about that?
Does anybody at Cesus even speak ancient Sumerian?
Gun, three letters.
Three letters, the number three.
U and G and R, what do those numeric numbers of the alphabet correspond to?
Plus three divided by three.
Times three, exponent three, and you get six, six, six.
Now I will make a Freemason hand gesture and put my hand like this and take a picture.
And schizos everywhere will understand.
They will know the message has been sent in Sumerian.
Are you writing this down?
Matthew, call me.
We can be friends.
Here, you have a pen.
Just write it all down.
Write it all down, man.
Ashley's going to need this because, I mean, putting a briefing together in 15 minutes is hard, you know, especially for international allies and stuff like that, right?
It's a lot of pressure.
So it behooves you to make sure she has what she needs to tell the CIA that the BRIC people are coming from Canada and they're going to kill the president, okay?
Let them know.
Let them know.
Canada's fighting for its life against the stripy people.
Oh, man.
Who's next?
Bernie Farber's massade handler.
That's specific.
That's a specific claim to be, very specific person to claim to be.
He says, very specifically, you pesky dying, keep interfering with the plan.
Leave Bernie alone.
He's very upset and glitching.
You're ruining his grift.
He's got a great grift.
He fucking sure does.
Airstrike inbound.
You can't.
There'll be an airstrike in Canadian space.
Not yet.
We're not there yet.
Feather Knot Dot says, I've been thinking about you.
You're pretty exposed.
You might want to wear a mask for disguise and COVID-19 safety.
Who's going to do shit?
Nobody is going to do shit.
Walking around, driving around, flying around the country forever.
The only people that ever fucking pulled some shit were some guys in jail, and there had to be five of them because they're real tough like that.
Right?
Oh, you won't come at anybody one-on-one, will you?
Ooh, what a fucking big dick you must have.
They held up.
My address has been public.
They talk a lot of shit.
But you know what?
The amount of people you need to be worried about out there is very fucking small.
It's no reason to not live your life and do whatever the hell you want.
Live exactly the way that you think you should.
Don't let fear make your decisions for you.
He says the Lone Ranger.
No, there's lots of guys around.
There's a lot of guys around I could call if I needed them for something or if something had to happen or I had to be put in a tunnel and shot under the ocean into Switzerland to escape a Mossad hit squad.
I could do all these things.
It's all well within my power.
This is a portal to another dimension.
I can just climb right into Colbert's mouth.
I'll wait 100 years.
I'll get reincarnated.
It won't matter.
I'm invincible.
I have cheat codes.
Jematria, an ancient Sumerian.
You don't even know who you're screwing with.
All right.
He says, if you need an Indian, I'm there for you.
I mean, Kimusabi.
Am I say that right?
If you need an Indian.
We've got a couple.
We've got a couple Indians.
Yeah.
I could have used you in jail.
It would have been helpful, but that's fine.
That's okay.
Full dry says, hey, yo, the cannolis are coming cold.
The cannolis.
You're going to take the gabogul?
You're going to take the cannolis?
You're not going to leave the gabble ghoul.
What kind of fucking man are you?
Huh?
What's trying to talk and cold?
How am I supposed to talk and cold?
You take all the gabogul, you don't leave the gabble ghoul?
Cannolis, no gabble ghoul.
What am I, a schwack?
What am I a fucking idiot?
Oh, Donnie!
And Godzilla says, Exodus 20, 16, the ninth commandment, thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
That's a powerful statement, especially if you worked at like a religious school or something.
I don't know how they'd feel about that kind of activity.
I don't know how they'd...
It just...
He says, he tells us to be truthful in our words and to not speak falsely about others.
Okay, got it.
Hashtag anti-hate are liars.
100% they are.
They're godless heathens and monsters and gross, disgusting, malevolent, very malevolent and stupid people.
Really stupid.
I can't believe they put...
The absolute arrogance and the incompetence is hilarious.
Think of it.
Think of when this war began, right?
This kind of battle began.
We got a couple of guys with some podcasts, shitty internet podcast with no follow.
I mean, you know, the following I have is still, it's insignificant.
Oh, it's 40,000 people.
I don't know.
That's not anything.
You need to get into like the millions to have any real weight to throw around.
All right.
So nobody's even going to know who these people are.
There's a couple of guys, and then it drops off from there.
There's a couple of guys with microphones against, oh, well, we've got connections in the police, in the intelligence community, in the media.
We'll run smear stories and hit campaigns, and we're getting hundreds of thousands, all the kinds of money and donations and grants, and we're flipping people against the massive advantage.
You had all of that to work with, and you still fucked it all up.
See, now, and Derek was on to something.
He's like, the really bad, the ones that aren't good enough, you know, to compete in the big leagues like the United States, where it's like there's some actual fuckery going on, they are just like, go to Canada.
Just fucking pretend.
I don't know, go to Canada.
Like, America has...
I'm going to buy these sheets.
Why my sheets?
I'm selling bad sheets.
Own the libs and sell bed sheets.
Yeah, I can't do pinches.
They've got him, right?
And we got BJ Dixer.
You know what I mean?
Like, we can't, we get off, we get the, you know, bottom third, the ones that shouldn't have graduated.
You got to put them somewhere because they've got some uncle.
You expect, and it's like, I'll give them a job, I guess.
Fucking, you know.
It's like they're going to go work at Amazon and Bezos.
It's like, you're not working up here.
You're going down to the factory floor.
I don't know, move boxes or something.
Okay, just go shuffle some papers.
That's who the Canadians have.
Apparently, we have the real big brains up here, the real geniuses.
It's delightful.
I can't believe how many things they just walked into.
And they legitimately either cannot or will not see the difference between nuance and sarcasm and legitimate.
Like, they don't know.
They have no idea.
They're just lost.
And it's like you're behind.
You understand?
In this game that's happening, you're behind.
You're way behind.
It's not going good.
You're not doing great, kids.
Me, on the other hand, I'm fine.
I like my position very much.
I'm very satisfied with it, actually.
So, you know, c'est la vie.
Oh, Dark Lord says 40,000 is four divisions.
Yes.
No.
A division?
It depends on the military.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Canada doesn't even have one division.
We can't even put one together.
Anderson says, finish the voodoo calls of all the parliament members you requested.
What?
Say the word, and they will go into the chip room.
I never requested any of this.
Maybe I did.
I don't remember.
I plead the 20th.
I just invented it, and it means I can say that, and I'm no longer responsible for anything I said before.
Oh, shit.
He invoked it.
He invoked the thing he made up.
It's what the government does.
It makes up rules to protect itself all the time.
Oh, shit.
Am I going to go to jail if I do this?
Change the law quick so it's not illegal for me to do this.
Okay, thank goodness.
That was close.
That was close.
There almost would have been a huge scandal that I was like super impeding on people's rights and freedoms and stuff until I was like, hey, I should just change the law to where I'm allowed to infringe.
And then I'll just infringe like a motherfucker because it's legal.
Because I made it legal.
I took a pen and I scribbled ink on paper.
So now I'm allowed to put you in jail for no reason because I scribbled.
I mean, it's fucking, what do you want from me?
It's basically magic.
Can't change it now.
It's said in ink.
Just like the old saying.
Once you take a scratchy scratch and you write it on a thing, even in the sand, it's permanent.
It goes into the atmosphere.
It's absorbed into the sun wheel in the center of the universe.
And Odin is like, okay, it was written.
That's where it comes from.
It is written.
Writing something down makes it 100%, it's a done deal.
All right?
So that's how the government works.
Well, we're going to commit it.
We want to do this.
Well, we can't do that.
That's a crime.
Or that's wrong.
Oh, okay.
Well, what are the, just, just change the laws again so I can do what I want.
Okay, good.
Okay, thanks.
And then you've got other people being like, well, I mean, it's legal.
You understand the bad guys make the laws now, right?
I mean, they're talking about price controls on food in Canada.
I don't particularly enjoy...
It doesn't make me feel...
And that makes me happy to know that that's happening.
So it's not so much that I like to say I told you so.
I just know that there's certain people that drive some fucking absolutely inside out.
And that makes me very, I really enjoy that.
And so that's why I do it.
You know?
Oh, my God.
Mackenzie said.
Mackenzie thinks.
Yeah.
Have you been paying attention?
The prime minister's like, we're going to have to tax the food.
We're going to pay taxes on the food because it's just getting out of control.
The prices are getting out of control.
They're out of control.
So we are going to tax people.
We don't know what else to do.
Like, they're talking about taxes and food in the same sentences.
Do you see how these, these are two worlds that should never collide, right?
Government control and the food should never be like, oh, let's fucking take the same taxi to the bar.
Nope, never do that.
Never do that.
Never do that.
Well, we're going to make these food people make things the way we want to make them.
Because the middle class and those who are sucking a load of dicks to join it.
And Canada and things and platitudes.
And phrases and words.
And hand gestures.
And arrogant facial expressions.
Eyebrow raising and head turning to making eye contact with different people.
Creating a fake.
A cloud.
An illusion that I am a wise and powerful man.
It's all just bullshit.
None of them know anything.
I just watch them like I'm watching a child pretend he's the president.
You know?
I'm honest to God.
That's what it feels like, and I can't hide it.
That's why I have so much problem with it.
Like, to me, personally, when I see some of these politicians, most of them, talking, it is like watching, say, a 14-year-old kid dressed up in a suit, prancing around in front of full-grown adults, doing his best impression of the president.
And you're like, but, and you want to laugh.
You're like, and you look around and everyone's like hanging on every word.
You know, and there's a couple people in the crowd that are like, what the fuck?
You know, we just make eye contact, you know, I kind of look over there and you look over here and we're like And then you know then we go meet up in the center like hey what the f are you see yeah, I think I saw another guy over there who looked real good.
Let's let's get the fuck out of here.
Do you guys want to get the fuck out of here?
This is crazy.
You know, you grab a couple other people then there's like six years.
You know, you know, outside, a couple of guys are smoking.
One guy's got a beer.
Like this is fucking weird.
And then anti-hate comes up and like, look, terrorists!
And the police come and attack them.
Oh!
Things have gone sideways.
Yeah, yeah, they have.
Things have definitely gone sideways.
They're not straight up and down.
They're not straight in any direction.
They're not straight in any direction.
The flags certainly aren't straight.
Except the lines on them.
Curious, you know?
This is everything but straight, people.
And our flag is designed entirely out of straight lines and perpendicular lines and right angles.
90 degree angles.
Lines.
Straightness.
I don't know.
It means nothing.
What's he getting at?
Nothing.
Literally nothing.
But these people are so neurotic and crazy that I just gave someone a complex.
Some crazy rainbow-obsessed flag person is now staring at their rainbow flag and is very put off by how straight all the lines are and symmetrical.
And it seems very fashion like.
Seems very orderly.
Seems very organized.
I don't like it.
I think it's a Nazi flag.
Well, if you turn it, you know, you put four of them together, it does make, because of the right angles, you can just make a swashstick out of it very easily.
So, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Paranoid, neurotic, literally murdered because loud noises traumatized me, people.
Maybe your flag is trying to kill you.
Have you thought of that?
I hope you do think of that.
Take that to your therapist and get more pills for that.
And then blame me and say I was literally murdered because the guy on the TV that I'm watching for some reason, I can just turn off, but I can't stop because I don't know what's wrong with me.
I just soak through my panties every time.
I can't stop.
I can't stop.
I'm obsessed with them.
I hate them, but I've never wanted to fuck someone so much in my life.
It's very, very confusing and upsetting.
So I'm just in a constant state of, it's a combination of indignation, shame, and sexual rage.
And I just all the time, and I'm gross, and I can't take care of myself, and I look like shit, and I'm like, generally, help me!
Just turn it off.
You're good.
Just turn it off.
That's what I prescribe.
Dr. Fascist prescribes, just turn it off.
Yeah, why?
Why are you doing this to yourself?
This is literally the stop hitting yourself argument.
My dad used to do this when he wrestle, you know, when I was a kid.
I'm like 10. I'm like, man, I try to get him.
He'd just take my arm and go, huh?
And then he just hit me with it.
He'd be like, stop hitting yourself.
Why would you do such a thing?
Or it's like the old joke where you come in like, oh, doctor, it hurts when I bang my head on the wall.
What should I do?
Stop doing that.
I'm just so triggered by all these fucking people I hate that I can't stop paying attention to them.
Stop paying attention to them.
But they need to be shut up and silenced because my narcissistic ego demands complete and total compliance to my worldview at all times because I'm a tolerant, loving creature.
Ah!
Just wait right here a second.
Security?
Rick!
Put it.
Rubber room.
Rubber, double rubber room.
I feel like that thing might be able to chew its way out.
I don't know.
It identifies as a beaver.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
Is it a sexual thing?
A literal beaver?
I don't want to know.
All I know is I'm frightened.
And just put it away.
Get it away from me.
I'm the warden.
I'm not supposed to touch this.
That's what you people are for.
You're the staff.
Why am I?
I shouldn't have to.
Guys, I'm really disappointed.
How did all of you in the chat let me deal?
How am I supposed to do my job when I'm having mental breakdowns inside my head, inside a fictional universe that is built as you're listening to it and is completely ad hoc and chaotic and crazy?
How can you let it collapse around you?
Why aren't you saving me from myself?
And it like, you know, the commies are a lot of, they're so stupid too.
Like, they can't even track what I'm saying.
Like, many of you are like, oh, it's funny because you get, like, they don't like, what are they talking about?
I'm like, you don't have the horsepower to like make the leaps, you know?
Like, the strength of mental capacity, otherwise known as intelligence quotient, IQ.
It's like the horsepower of your brain.
That's what separates us from being able to like, oh, I know how to operate a car from, and you wear a helmet all day, right?
It's a, there's a range, you know, like, you know, the latter, that was the prime minister.
And he can't drive anything.
Everyone has, that's why he has drivers.
He's very, very retarded, okay?
He has people around him all the time because they're like, he falls down, you know, he does things.
Don't even get me started on buying.
Right?
Like, if you're not physically strong enough to do the pull-up and pull yourself into the window, you just don't make it.
And you just fall and you don't make it.
If you don't have the brainpower to not understand, not follow a conversation and what relates to what and why.
Like you need it broken down, explained to you for 10 minutes, you're probably a CESS officer, right?
It's very hard.
Like sarcasm, they don't understand that.
Exaggeration, hyperbole, they don't understand that.
They don't understand anything, apparently.
They're the intelligence people.
Their job is to interpret human beings and ascertain their intentions, what they're up to, you know, gather, you know, get a picture of their world, what kind of people are they, what are their capabilities, whether, and they're just doing this.
Thank you.
Like, they're one of these people that just makes weird things with their faces all the time.
And you're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
They're staring at a computer screen.
Are you blind?
Why are you doing that?
That's their brain short-circuiting because it's like, this is like one of these.
This is the fat phobia people that are fighting for fat liberation, trying to like deadlift a fucking, you know, do anything physical.
And you're like, you clearly can't do this.
And it hurts me to watch you.
It hurts to watch.
You know, they're all victims.
They need respect.
You ready for your next article?
My belief is that we should be centering the voices and experiences of the most marginalized people and communities at all times.
I haven't.
All I know is this is a video about fat liberation.
Like this woman is arguing that as a class of marginalized people being lazy fat fucks, I guess that makes you a victim.
Yeah, that you're a victim.
You're a victim because you're too fucking lazy to do anything and you just eat.
You just consume calories and sit there like a turtle, like a like one of those old dying gorillas in the zoo that just doesn't move anymore because it's like, what the point?
You know?
That's his life.
Eat shits itself.
Like, yes, I feel so bad for you.
All right, let's hear about fat liberation.
We need to know the marginalized persons because this is totally, I mean, she was born like this.
She was born 690 pounds.
Her mother did not survive the birth, no, but this is how she was born.
Two nurses were killed.
One doctor was paralyzed.
You know, it was like, was it like alien?
Kinda.
Yeah, it was kind of like alien.
And anyway, and that's why it's called the Memorial Hospital and not just the hospital.
Why is it this memorial?
Because, you know, this, people died.
All right?
People died there.
Show some respect.
Show some respect.
I can't believe this chat.
You guys are fucking so disrespectful.
What have I ever done to you?
Besides put you all on terrorist watch lists.
Come on.
I told you what you were getting into.
You said, sign me up, bucko.
So I said, fine.
Let's meme the government till it goes crazy and starts putting us in prison.
That's what we've been up to.
And it's been going.
It's great.
You know, everybody's having an amazing time.
I mean, in the end, right?
Everything's worked out.
Everything's fine.
You know, I'm a super villain now, right?
Nice jacket.
You know, what's the big deal?
So there was martial law.
And so what if this woman killed five or six people?
We don't even really know the number because it's hard to, how many people were in the room.
There's nothing left of them.
It's just a, it's just like a paste on the walls.
It was a violent birth, right?
There's just crazy things going on in the world.
Anything's possible, right?
We need to just appreciate what we have and ride the chaos, okay?
Because you live in a world.
I'm just trying to prepare you.
You need to be crazy to be able to absorb the things that you see here in hell.
All right?
I'm your tour guide in hell.
You know, that's kind of, that's what I, that's, yes.
I'm the hell's tour guide.
If you look to your left, you'll see an abomination in one of our master's grandfavorites.
The human sloth baby victim.
The human sloth baby victim wants to...
What do you guys think?
Reparations?
Are we going to give reparations to fat people?
Are we going to, what is she going to want?
What?
She's going to want chocolate.
Yes, she's going to want chocolate.
That's right.
Watch.
Yes.
All of the food.
Soda.
A lot of soda.
I want like a river of fola.
We're already building the fountain.
Don't worry about it.
It'll be the fucking Panama Canal of fucking Pepsi.
Just right into your mouth every day.
And that might be enough to satiate your desire for cola, judging by your, well, your figure.
We'll call it a figure.
Round's a figure, you know?
Snowman is a figure.
This is a snowman.
It's just a small ball on top of a really big ball.
And it just like kind of, we don't really see them.
I've never seen one move, so I don't know if they can or they do.
They may just levitate, or they may just kind of phase shift around.
It's very strange.
I think nobody really knows.
No one wants to look at them.
We all basically avert our eyes.
I don't know if they know that, right?
They're always probably like, I just hate being in public.
Everyone's staring at me.
Actually, the opposite's happening.
Everyone's going, for a split second, for a split second, it's like I got to get it off the screen just for a minute, but we're not done with this by a long shot.
I'm going to torture you.
It's like a reaction like if you were flipping channels.
I remember when I was a kid, because we don't do this anymore, but when I was a kid, you had a remote and you just changed the channel with a button up, down, up, down.
And it was like channels up to 99 or zero.
and there was like, you might have to end the...
Fuck.
You know?
It's just you hit porn by accident.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't mean.
That's the reaction we, you know, we have like a startled, oh, Jesus.
I don't, you know, you feel shame for some reason.
Like, I don't even know what I did, but I'm like, ah, crap.
You know, that, that's what, and then we avert our eyes immediately.
We look anywhere else.
Anywhere else.
Anywhere else.
That's what they're doing.
They're not staring at you.
They're doing that.
I promise they're doing that.
I do it all the time.
All right, let's hear its list of demands.
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Is anybody ready?
Nobody's fucking ready.
Let's get ready.
My belief is that we should be centering the voices and experiences of the most marginalized people and communities at all times.
So, when I think about what fat liberation looks like to me, it looks like centering the voices and the experiences of those who live in and who maneuver through spaces and institutions in a fat body.
It looks like making accessible spaces and having conversations that are aware of the fat.
I can't, dude, I could do this for an hour.
Do you guys want to spend the whole stream on this clip?
Because I'm totally capable of this.
Who is teaching these people these words?
Moving through spaces in a fat body?
Is that what she said?
Phrased as though it was some kind of condition.
Like, it is difficult to access the infrastructure in society whilst in a wheelchair.
Yes.
Yes, it is, Roger.
I can see why that would be an issue.
What do you suggest?
I would like it if there could be ramps, a ramp system in and out of, you know, key bit like the dentist's office, post office, places I'm going to need to go and can't get in because, you know, I want to ask people to carry me in and out.
Yeah, Roger's right.
And we do have people in wheelchairs.
This is probably a good idea.
Coming up next, I'm in a fat body.
Doors are too small.
Make the doors bigger.
Make the aisles of the candy store bigger.
I'm in a fat body.
No, you're going to the hospital.
That's where you're going to go.
You're not going to the chicken store.
No, you're going to the hospital.
You're very sick.
Very sick.
This is mentally...
I stay in the 90s.
I will not let go.
I will not fucking let go.
What was the 90s like?
I was the average man in 1992.
I was the average 37-year-old man in 1992.
This is it.
You're looking at it.
This is what it was like.
And they're like, no, come to the future and be a giant pussy.
No, I won't do it.
No.
I'm not coming in there.
I'm not wearing those fucking, I would never do it.
I wouldn't put the pants on.
You remember when they made jeans gay?
Every man knows what I'm talking about.
Every single man watching this knows exactly what I'm talking about.
And we don't say enough about this because we didn't talk about when jeans turned gay.
This fucking happened.
So we need to talk about this right now.
I'm calling a meeting of all the men in the world right now.
Stop what the fuck you're doing and get in here.
It was somewhere in the 2000s.
I want to say late 2000s.
Was it around then?
Eight, nine, ten?
Somewhere in this region.
Abruptly.
I don't mean it was, it came in style over a while.
There wasn't a movie that made everybody need a pair.
It just happened.
Out of nowhere.
For no reason.
No one asked for it.
No one certainly dreamed of it.
And no one liked it.
But one day, there it was.
You want jeans?
Oh, no.
They're all skin-tight, skinny homo jeans now.
That's all you can get.
They're called skinny jeans.
What?
Yeah, they like hug right to your legs and they're I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm this is a men's pants store, correct?
You know what?
I'm gonna take a look.
And we're gonna narrow down the date, you know, as well.
This is a reenactment of a true story.
I'm gonna go look at some shirts and stuff.
I'm not kidding.
I went shopping for clothes with my girlfriend once in like 2009.
And we were driving home, and I was just very disturbed.
I was in the army, so I very rarely bought civilian clothes, and I've been like, I never wore them.
So why did I need them?
And they never wore out.
So I just was like, oh, I'm gonna go get some new.
So I'm like, okay, kind of, the jeans are kind of weird now.
They all seem to fit for girls.
Like, look at my booty.
What is this?
When did this happen?
I'm gonna go looking for some shirts.
Oh, do you want the double-de-deep fucking super V, super gay Metro Euro fucking guy shirt?
Like, when did these become?
Who's wearing this?
What happened?
Why are all of the clothes gay?
And now women are like, why are all the men dressed in like that all they wear is like Mark's work warehouse or like sport check.
That's all there's left.
There's nothing left.
There's nothing left.
You can't even get fucking swim shorts anymore, dude.
You can't get anything.
I just want regular socks.
No, I don't.
Everything's so feminine and straight.
It's so, it's getting really obvious and weird and we're like running out of room.
I swear to God.
And it's so hard to find clothes.
And this is why.
Because all of us are buying all of the same clothes because there's nothing left.
I'll go to like, you know, the plaid shirts, right?
At like Mark's workwear or something or like some, you know, shirt.
And it's like everything in the size of every average man is always out of stock all the time.
There's never anything in my size, ever, ever, ever, because they only have giant, giant fat fuck size and like, you know, I don't know, Kurt Phillips size.
Like there's nothing in between.
So I don't know what we're going to do.
Don't, we need seamstresses.
So that's something maybe some of the girls could look into.
I don't know if you guys do this as a hobby.
I know Pixel Surprise makes clothes.
She may have to make us clothes, guys.
We're getting down to the wire.
And I'm just collecting suits because I'm going to be one of these guys in the aftertimes where you just, you know, people are siphoning gas out of abandoned cars on the side of the road and I'm like a disheveled suit guy.
And it's like, why?
And it's like, this was all that was left where I was from at the end.
Like in one of those apocalypse movies, there's always like a guy in a suit.
And you're like, were you on Wall Street, when it happened, like, why are you in a suit?
Like, you never at any point stopped and found, like, I should put a jacket on or like maybe get some better shoes or boots or something.
You're walking around in dress suit.
How long have you been like this?
There are zombies everywhere, sir.
Have you been running everywhere in dress shoes?
It's like, well, there was no clothes left when it happened.
Everything I owned was like this.
This was all there was left.
Did you want me to, I'm not showing up in a fucking apocalypse.
And think about this, guys.
It's the apocalypse now, right?
And you succumbed.
You succumbed.
You're like, fuck it, I don't care.
I'll wear the fucking gay jeans and whatever.
And who do you think is going to survive the apocalypse?
What kind of men are there going to be at the encampment and you're coming in?
You know, they've got fucking snipers on the wall watching you.
One of the fucking bigger guys comes out, you know, just to be scary.
Fucking Saxon's there with a fucking pistol and we're just, you know.
And we're like, he's wearing skinny jeans.
Like, you're not getting in.
Be gone.
Right?
So you're throwing your future away.
This.
You can laugh if you want, all right?
But I didn't make any of this happen.
This happened on its own.
All right?
And now you're going to suffer this.
Fat bodies moving through space and doing things.
And they are marginalized.
And I hope she asks for reparations or something.
And I'm going to need a transplant because one of my organs will explode.
I will laugh that hard.
Please, God.
I swear I haven't seen this yet.
What do you guys think?
What are the odds?
That she needs money for some reason.
That's what I mean.
She's going to ask for money at some point because she's fat.
Please, Philip, give me this.
Give me this.
I'm not.
No, I'm not praying to any of these Hollywood, you know, I'm totally, no.
This guy has come through every time so far.
All right?
Every time.
Let's see.
It looks like centering the voices and the experiences of those who live in and who maneuver through spaces and institutions in a fat body.
It looks like making accessible spaces and having conversations that are aware of the fact that people have different bodies and that they are interacting with space and people and institutions and communities in a different way.
Fat liberation looks like...
Yeah, you're taking up a lot more of it than everybody else.
*punch*
Oh, I'm not going to be okay.
Jesus Christ.
And you're listening to this.
Like, how fat is she?
Fatter than that.
Wave.
Dude, if this was the 70s, full-blown circus freak fat.
Maybe even the 80s.
Like, Danny DeVito in the Penguin is half this woman's size in Batman Return.
Like, you know what I mean?
And that was like a grotesque fat guy in whatever.
When was that movie?
94 or something?
And like, oh my God, look how disgusting Danny DeVito is.
Danny DeVito from Batman today in contemporary times is a seven.
He's a seven.
And here's why.
You know, sure, he's gross looking, but he's not that bad a shape compared to most men walking around.
And he's got an army of penguins in a criminal underworld that he controls.
He's a go-getter.
He's successful.
He runs his own business.
He's a kingpin.
And he has battles with Batman, the greatest hero in the city.
This guy's getting pussy, for sure.
And these guys are not.
Nobody wearing skinny jeans is getting anything.
Penguin was walking around in like a, what was that?
Like Long John's, you know?
And he's like, I don't fucking kid, you know?
And there were women around.
You knew there were.
He was a powerful freak, you know?
And you're just a fat guy in skinny jeans.
So, you know, the penguin is doing better than you.
The fucking boys aren't going to let you into the compound because you're dressed weird and gay.
And like, all of this, all you had to do was help us get in on the hate gate hashtag and you refused.
You're like, I can't do it.
Sorry.
I'm a weak fairy fucking, I don't like conflict.
And you had to hide.
So now you're holding now you're fucked.
The things you guys can't see.
I mean, it's as clear as day to me.
And you!
Psss.
I'm just putting this off because I'm honestly scared of what she's going to say.
Like fully embracing those differences and having those conversations instead of shop.
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This is important and we should all be talking about it.
My baby.
I agree.
I thank God she didn't ask for money.
What did I say?
Philip fucking always comes through.
He's the true devil lord of this of this plane.
Not your gay Epstein god.
That guy's a fairy.
That guy's a weak bitch.
This is what you got to worry about.
He doesn't like you either.
I agree.
We should be talking about this.
How everybody is so fat.
Yeah, that is a problem.
That is a problem.
But your tone seems to suggest something else.
Not like we've come this far.
Like, you're aware.
You've seen people, yes?
You've seen.
There's different body types.
Yeah.
Okay, let's start with that.
Throughout history, you ever notice anything?
There's generally a range of people's sizes.
Pretty tightly grouped by today's comparison.
You had some pretty real thin people, and you had some chubby people.
You even had a couple of fat people here and there.
But, you know, 70% of the town didn't used to be circus freak fat, and they are now.
And that's a problem.
You know, that is a catastrophe.
That means most of your people are very sick.
Most of your people are very sick.
Powerful paychecks.
You don't even fucking see anything, do you?
You don't see a fucking thing about what's going on out here.
What do you see?
What do these people see when they look out in the world?
Oh, that looks expensive.
I bet I could get some money.
Oh, nice shoe.
They see things.
They see money and things and ways to get more things, like opportunities for power and influence and clout chasing and promotions and bullshit like that.
And they make stupid decisions and they make stupid mistakes and they don't understand why because they're completely looking at everything wrong.
They're completely fucking backwards and they value all the wrong things.
They believe all the wrong things and they make all the wrong decisions and they do all the wrong shit.
And they're like, why?
It's like your brain is fucking completely inside out.
And I don't understand.
I don't blame you.
I'm not surprised.
Oh, yeah?
Re all day.
Re all day if you want.
got this instead.
*crickets*
Yeah.
Re?
Goats laugh at you, right?
Like, it's even a higher quality.
It's an animal laugh, like, in, that's in control of itself and is just kind of gently mocking you with some gentle laughter.
And you're just in a hysterical screeching noise on the street.
Like, you've lost control of your...
You've been triggered below the level of a farm animal.
It's ready to be milked.
Milked for tears.
Oh, there's so much crap.
I'm glad that fat video is over, though, right?
That's a long time.
That was the most fat phobia I've ever done, I think.
That was a long one.
But I was holding that one in.
You know, every once in a while, you got to really give them a beating, you know?
A good one.
You know, not just push them down the stairs or, you know, slap a couple of smacks.
You need to, like, really lay into them.
You know?
Go to where it's like a couple more shots and they might die.
And then stop.
All right.
That's where you want to go.
Afraid for your life.
He was so mean.
I was literally dead.
I saw Jesus.
I had an out of body experience and I was also fat as a spirit.
And I saw how fat I was.
Oh, God.
They're all so fucked.
You want to see something else?
Like, hey, this guy's so cynical.
Do you pay attention to the world at all?
We live in a fucking planet of idiots, man.
Look at this shit.
I want to fucking blow up some days.
Oh, look, it's a couple of guys digging a hole at a beach.
Isn't that funny?
You know how guys dig holes.
Yeah, they're probably having some beers.
Now, finally, for now, a mysterious hole on a beach.
Oh, no, wait.
The news has found a mysterious hole.
Hey, guys, the news has found a mysterious hole.
Let's see what the experts and the fucking big brain people on TV that are telling you what's going on in the world.
What do they think about the haul the two guys dug?
...has caused a stir in North Dublin.
A local astronomy enthusiast is hoping the crater in Port Marnec could be the aftermath.
Did...
I love...
Hmm...
She's dressed appropriately.
I'll give her that.
But can you go back to there was two things you said.
You said astronomy expert already.
And crater?
You think a meteor did this?
Is that the story?
We are 20 seconds in.
We're actually like four or five seconds into your news broadcast.
And we're already full crazy.
You started your report at maximum schizophrenia.
There's an asteroid crater on the beach and experts are here to...
Though that was dug with plastic shovels this afternoon by Ricky and Bobby.
They're right here.
They're still, they're all suntanned and drunk, and they're all burned up.
Yeah, they'll tell you.
Fuck it, dug the shit out of that hole!
Yeah, they dug the shit out of that hole.
But no, you were saying you're the experts for telling us about space rocks?
Tell me about the space rocks slamming into this perfectly...
It's clearly dug by people.
this crater.
This is what a...
Fuck.
*laughs* Thank you.
This woman's been boosted.
Of a cosmic event.
A cosmic event.
It's a huge, mysterious crater that looks out of this world.
It does.
Doesn't it look out of this world?
It looks out of this world.
Doesn't it?
It's unbelievable.
I can't think of a single possibility of what could this be.
Oh my God, I'm going to need some other experts.
You know, I know the Canadian anti-hate network is really busy chasing down international terrorist rings that threaten to overthrow both the Canadian and American regimes in a single fell swoop, establishing a super mega ethnostate that runs diagonally from Alaska to Florida.
But if you could please pair some of that massive intellectual power and assist us in this cosmic mystery, we would greatly appreciate it.
Insquiring minds want to know, is this the beginning of the end?
Because this could signal an even big, like, listen, guys, small impacts like this can be, you know, chip-off, you know, pieces of a much larger thing that's also traveling in the same trajectory at, you know, similar speeds.
So this could be a global scare.
You know what you should do?
You should brief the Five Eyes Network Intelligence on this.
I think you should.
I think you should call up the CIA and MI5 and Evan Balgord and Kurt Phillips and go, listen, guys, we're not sure, but we think it might be the end of the world.
There's a cosmic event here.
There's a big hole.
Asteroids.
I mean, it's all there.
What do I have to tell you, police?
It's fucking obvious.
It's fucking obvious, RCMP, that this is the end of the world happening.
How can you not, I mean, my God, do you even investigate anything?
How are you dumber than me?
Twist the knife forwards and then upwards and then backwards, maximizing the range of newly damaged tissue.
Twist and twist and twist.
You're so fucking stupid.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Squeal for me.
Let's hear about.
Let's.
I'm sorry, guys.
I know there were experts talking about important things on the news again.
Let's go back to the news and the fucking magic hole from space.
But is it?
The unusual hole on Port Marnock Beach stopped local astrophysics enthusiast Dave Kennedy in his tracks yesterday.
Astrophysicists, enthusiast?
What does that mean?
This is a guy that watches a lot of, like, you know, Discovery Channel?
See, I don't know TV anymore.
Where are the young people?
Anybody under 23?
Like, how do people watch?
Is it all just tablets and phones?
You know, what's going on?
Anyway, not a doctor.
He's an enthusiast.
Okay, so he's a guy that says he knows about rocks from space?
And he's for sure about...
This is literally the same fucking thing.
Here's the media being like, oh, what do you think, crazy random guy who's not accredited or qualified to speak on this whatsoever?
I think it's a space rock.
Oh, yes, we better warn the president right away.
Anti-hate, meet the media.
Media, meet anti- It's fucking insane.
Like, there's a pandemic of retarded people that other people are listening to because they are also retarded.
We are outnumbered.
Idiocracy is real.
We're fucked.
I don't know what's going to happen.
We need to establish like some kind of IQ supremacy cult where only the fart smart, only the smart people can fuck each other from now on.
You know, that's the cult.
You know, there's an IQ test and we have to, because we're outnumbered.
We need to upper, we got to fight with what we got.
We got a limited number of people.
You know, we got to fight with quality over quantity.
They've got quantity, so we need quality.
So we need to do, unfortunately, again, we're going to have to go back to the Ubermensch program.
It's the only way.
What do you suggest?
We're outnumbered by the dumbest motherfuckers in the world on a scale of 10 to 1. This is the media listening to a fake expert they found outside who's wandering around talking to himself.
And now, you know, now there's asteroids coming, okay?
Don't tell me I'm being ridiculous.
We got to fucking think of something.
We got to think fast.
I've got Ubermensch.
What do you got?
You got a better idea?
What's your idea?
Let's fucking hear about it.
It better be good.
It better be good.
Because I'm thinking super kids.
You know, it's worth a shot.
We'll make them all six foot four, minimum.
They're all very athletic and strong.
You know, max out all the right quality.
Eliminate genes applicable to diseases and stuff like this.
They'll live forever.
They'll all be 100 years old, maximizing their efficiency and power.
They've all been bred together as a unit, as a team, as a family.
They'll live and die for each other.
They'll be unstoppable.
What are you talking about?
This is a super.
I can see why the Germans did this.
I honestly can.
I mean, think about it.
There's an appeal to that, right?
Hey, let's make super people.
You want to make super people?
What is the super people idea?
Hey, you know how you have like a dog and you're like, what would it be like if I took this dog and mixed it with that dog?
And you're like, hmm, this dog is very smart and that dog is very large and powerful and aggressive.
Yes, I'd have a very intelligent, large, aggressive, powerful dog, wouldn't I?
Yes.
Yes, I suppose you should.
Let's go.
I have a meeting with a few.
And that's how it happened.
Probably.
Let's.
I don't...
Sorry.
Let's come to the bottom.
Remember the stream about the beach hole?
Yeah, unfortunately.
And he's certain the small but heavy rock inside it came from up above.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is certain.
The enthusiast is certain.
Kurt Phillips is positive.
He knows it's a rock from space.
It's a rock from space.
Rock from space.
Rock from space.
I love this timeline.
Let's go, sir.
As you can tell by here, there's a scorch mark.
Oh, you can tell there's a scorch mark.
Guys, there's a photo.
It's a militia.
This guy is Kurt.
Kurt, what are you doing?
You're spanning continents, telling people nonsense all over the world.
Gone this side here, so that would have been at the angle that it came from.
Oh, right, the angle.
And it is weighty.
I'm not sure if it's composition.
Is it some kind of space element?
Maybe a new metal we've never discovered.
Very dense and powerful, useful in military applications?
Tell us!
We're definitely going to have to find out.
We're definitely going to have to find out.
Great.
Okay, he took the smart answer.
He didn't want to make any assumptions.
He didn't want to make any wild assumptions about what the rock might be.
We're going to have to just go to wait and find out.
Ah!
It hurts, man.
Jesus Christ!
Ouch!
What country was this?
Dublin.
Ireland, are you okay?
Oh my god.
I just feel like I need to do this.
I need a drink of water.
You guys need to, like, drink, probably.
I don't blame you.
Ireland.
I'm sorry.
I'm Oh how do you do Young Willie McBride Do you mind if We took you for granted.
We thought you'd always be there, you know?
We thought Ireland would just always be there because it was Ireland, you know?
So many powerful, strong men came from that country to this to build it with their bare hands.
And now there's beach holes.
There's migrants and there's speech holes now.
I don't know if they're gonna make it.
I'm very scared now.
We're not gonna let you down like this, are you?
Somebody get Keith Woods out of there right now before it's too late!
We can't let this happen.
did you leave a wife for a sweetheart in some loyal heart?
There was a beach.
The news they say it was a new emergency.
But everybody knew it was a piece of shite.
We chased the laws and we put people in jail.
We filled Dublin Square with heretic trends from there.
Conor McGregor don't care he's running people all burn a Ferrari on cocaine beat the drums slowly did they play the pipe lowly did they sound the death march as they lowered you down did the band play the last post and chorus did the pipes play the flowers of the forest
Ireland needs our help and for just whatever the dollar amount is.
You can subscribe to somebody's something in Ireland right now.
They're outnumbered.
Very, very badly.
My zombie retarded people.
Keith Woods is very skinny.
He needs to eat.
Have you seen him?
This is why.
He can't go out there.
No one can go out there.
You have to live on what you can scrounge.
There's beach holes.
I'm just trying to help were butchered and they feed the drums rolling in the middle.
A whole generation was butchered for no reason.
Gee, where have I heard that story before?
Holy goddamn Christ, how are these people still alive?
You can say what you want when you sing it in a song.
It's not fit posting if you sing it in a song.
You can sing gun bomb knife all night long.
See, we're having fun.
We're having fun.
Go to hell, Kurt.
Go there.
Oh, well, you live there, but just shut up.
Shut up about it.
Shut up, but you're living your own hell.
This is the dumbest stream I've done in a while, but I mean, when you've got nothing left to say, you might as well just go crazy.
Let's read some super chat.
*Sings*
Who is it that talks like that?
Is it Banderas?
Antonio Banderas?
No.
The other one.
Del Toro, right?
Isn't that him?
In that movie, fuck with the weird, slutty hooker killing this weird cartoon.
Sin City.
Remember that?
He's getting the constant.
Why don't you come with me?
Whatever the fuck he said.
He was very creepy.
He had a cool voice.
That guy is fucking mental.
Downloaded for later.
I'm going to use this on the internet 20 years from now just to creep people out.
Yep.
I'm going to do that.
Feather Not Dot says there's a difference between legal and lawful.
Just read that the other day.
It resonated with me.
Right.
There is.
I know what you mean.
Legal and lawful.
That's right.
Young Goddess says she ate the marginal community.
She did.
Maybe that's what she means.
And they're taking up space in her stomach.
Homemade napalm, crazy thought, eat less.
That's been suggested.
But that, you know, that's white supremacy, okay?
These people are victims, and you can't expect, you can't ask more from them.
How can you ask more from someone that fat?
All right.
She's suffered enough, obviously.
You need to just let them do whatever they're going to do.
All right?
God, have some respect.
Have some decency.
Have some respect for people that eat themselves to death and can't be bothered, okay?
They deserve not just respect, but admiration.
Statues, days of recognition, programs, flags, probably.
When's that?
Okay, put it on the flag.
That's what, well, we can't use the plus sign.
What can we use?
A snowman figure?
Well, that represents the tonnage that is going to be brought in by this new oppressed class is going to join the progress flag.
How do we assign the tonnage of how many people are going to be brought in?
Yeah, that's right.
I'm using it as I'm measuring them in tonnage, as in tonnage of ships sunk in the Atlantic by the German U-boat fleet.
How many tonnage?
20,000 tonnage of ships.
Okay, that's about the size of mass that we're dealing with.
You know, battleships at the bottom of the ocean.
So how much tonnage are these people going to add to the flag and how do we represent it?
You know what else is at the bottom of the sea?
The Titanic.
You know where I feel like I am?
The Titanic.
You know what movie I don't like?
Titanic.
It's a shitty ending.
Seems really inconvenient for most of the people on the Titanic.
It seems like most people did not enjoy their Titanic experience.
They signed up for a Titanic experience like, this is going to be great.
Little did they know, it was not going to be great.
It was going to be very bad.
It was going to be very death.
Jenstein says, I'm down creating a bucket of KFC all of a sudden.
I got food poisoning from them once, and I can't.
Never again.
Never ate it again.
Ron says, she smells like the true story, Google it.
The things these fucking skanks do for attention, right?
It's so like, also painful to watch.
They're like, oh, the cringe.
Oh, oh, I need a kidney transplant again now.
The cringe has done this to me.
Buzz says, I have the same medical degree as Bill Gates.
Oh, good.
An expert one then.
Heron now says my 75-year-old four times boosted parents have finally been red-pilled.
Ooh, goodness.
Guess Facebook is good for something after all.
Really?
On Facebook?
Interesting.
I wonder what it was.
A huge white pill.
The normiest of normies are finally getting it.
There is definitely a shift of consciousness for sure.
I mean, it's unmistakable.
Uncle Kenny says a giant took a piss, and that is the kidney stone.
Ram III, he listened to an audiobook about Space Rock to gain his qualifications.
He may have.
He may have watched Ancient Aliens a few times.
He may be on forums, guys.
He may have an anonymous Twitter account, and he argues with people on Reddit.
He probably argues with people on Reddit, so he knows.
This is for the Scorchmark right here.
I brought that from my garden at home.
I just wrote in, that's not...
No, it's a space rock.
No, I was just here with my friend.
We're drunk right now.
That's what we were doing all day.
We're on the beach drinking and dug a hole because it was funny.
I left my watch here, so that's why I'm back.
What do you, it's not a space rock?
No!
You're not well.
You're not well in the head.
Sanitarium.
God's taken away.
People are addicted to food.
They're addicted to convenience.
That's what it is.
The weakness and the prevalence of weakness has reached such an acceptable level where there are people that can't even stand not eating every minute of the day.
Like, they just always, they have no self-control at all.
And they can't handle being a little hungry ever.
And the idea of just eating responsibly is like too hard.
It's too much work.
It's ridiculous.
It's like the most ridiculous excuse to be a victim in the world.
I'm so soft and I'm so weak and I'm so pathetic that I'm a victim of my own weakness.
Pity me.
Holy shit.
No.
No.
No, you will go on the treadmill.
I don't want to go.
You will go or you will die.
This is the new world.
We've built it back better.
Basmir says, aka Robbie J want to drive.
Yeah, stop interacting with her online.
I bet most of her views are of people from our team watching the training.
That's what she does.
She has no talent.
She has no abilities.
She's an idiot.
She doesn't have anything to offer at all, but she's addicted to the attention, and she's never gotten more attention in her life than she got from me.
She chases my shadow around and tries to, oh my God, you know what I mean?
That's her shtick now.
And it's like, she's like the only person that doesn't see that.
And it's so stupid.
You know, it's like a child.
It's very childish.
Mick Glasgow, thank you very much, brother.
Cambie Dredd says, we are the hive onward.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Seven bees.
So three bees are on mission tonight.
Seven bees are in the hangar.
We have three more bees.
They're on ops.
Ham legs can't come.
Her seeping stains the carpet.
seeping.
*Sigh*
I didn't like that word.
That was a deliberately gross.
Cambie, come on.
What are you doing to me?
Rand III says, good evening, and may you have a merry fuck you make me Friday.
Oh, it is starting to feel a little, you know, celebratory these days.
I guess it comes.
I guess it happens.
What am I looking for?
Anything over here?
These fucking crazy people on, what is this?
Kick?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on over there.
Weirdos.
Weird people.
Yeah, what else?
Twitch, other places, Rumble.
What's in there?
Who are you?
Bigot John Public?
Yeah, it is gross.
Seeping.
Gross.
Lone Star Texant.
Who is Rachel?
Exactly.
Exactly.
No one would even know if it wasn't for me.
And very soon, no one will remember who she was.
That's just, you know.
No!
This is how many times has this happened now?
Like, just...
Boom, boom.
Somebody's career.
I don't know.
Just keep driving.
*laughter* Ah!
Thank you.
Where is it?
I don't have it.
Are you serious?
How do I not have that song?
I'm just, you know, I just, it's one of those days.
Fuck it.
We're having a good week, guys.
What was that?
Somebody's career.
Don't worry about it.
Half it's around here!
Hey!
You got in the way.
We're not stopping.
You're in the way.
You're getting out of the way one way or another.
I'm not driving.
He is.
I can't do anything about this.
Hand to God.
What are you gonna do when we come for you now?
It's a dream that we all share.
It's the heart for tomorrow.
Fuck yeah!
The girls!
Fuck yeah!
Walmart!
Fuck yeah!
The gas!
Fuck yeah!
Baseball!
Fuck yeah!
NFL!
Fuck yeah!
Rock and roll!
Fuck yeah!
Internet!
Fuck yeah!
Slavery!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Did it in an end?
So...
This movie's very underrated Jacko Bell You know, they don't like to see us having a good time.
It really upsets them.
It's very demoralizing.
And again, I'm all about causing distress and pain to my enemies.
It's very thinking about all the time.
When I'm sleeping, when I'm in the shower, when I'm alone.
Jen Cene says it's the best when you attempt to get through a short video commentary for five seconds.
I know, it's terrible.
I'm the worst guy for that, but I...
I only need two seconds of footage.
I can give you five minutes.
I can give you five minutes of content on two seconds of footage.
You're not going to get that deal anywhere else.
Where are you going to get that kind of deal?
Fucking, you got to sit there and watch Tim Poole watch something for 10 minutes.
You know?
For him to make an obvious observation.
He'll be like, at first frame, I'm like, stop.
What the fuck is this?
What are they wearing?
I've got a million questions already.
And it's like, what is that in the top left corner of the frame?
Is that Spider-Man?
Why is Spider-Man here?
You know?
Oh, seems like stuff was happening in that video.
What did you think?
I have some pretty generic opinions and feelings about it.
Me too, I also agree with all the stuff that you said.
Coming up next on The Obvious Show.
There's a lot of that out there.
Nobody in particular, but most people in particular.
Chet Chisholm says, I had a great interview today.
We talked about how scary you and Daglon are, PTSD, and dark humor.
In the end, I even taught her how to make thermite from an Etcha sketch.
good.
That sounds...
What interview?
Oh, CNN was here.
Oh, they were?
Oh, that's not good.
I'm just kidding.
I think I know what you're talking about.
I'm not worried about it.
What else?
Who else is talking?
Who's talking?
Oh, talking here.
Why?
Why now?
Why not?
Why not?
I was saying something earlier on a huge tangent that meant nothing.
This took an hour to get to my original point.
And if you go back in the stream and watch it like a schizo, what I'm about to say is going to be like, oh, he really did take an hour to get to the point.
People that were wanting to get involved, there's like younger kids and stuff.
And, you know, they're like, oh, and Ferry was, yeah, good advice.
Good idea.
You want to, you know, contribute to this kind of conversation or, you know, get involved in a similar way as we are doing.
There's a lot of different ways you can do things to assist or push or pull or, you know, whatever it is that's going on.
Besides stuff like this, there's lots.
But for this particularly, he's like, start a channel, upload some content.
And if you get to 100 followers, we'll have you on.
And we'll see what you're about.
That's like, that's fair, right?
It's like a tryout.
You know, go for it.
You know, can you get, can you make this happen?
We'll see how you do.
You know?
There.
That's the program.
That's the recruitment program.
It took us an hour.
Guys, it took an hour.
I know it did.
I know it did.
I know there were some bumps in the road.
This is how it is here.
I knew there were some side quests.
All right.
We hit some fat people.
We made fun of Auntie.
There was the ocean hole or the hole in the beach.
And then we had to save Ireland, right?
Keith Woods was in danger.
We had to feed him.
We had to get him out of there because, you know, there were zombies.
And then Conor McGregor, I mean, well, we left him there because he likes it there.
He likes violence.
He wants.
He's fine.
He likes it where he is.
We're like, Connor, grab the rope.
He's like, fuck off.
And he's, you know, hitting people on purpose with his car.
Zombies.
Let's just run them over.
Trained his whole life for this.
This is what he wants.
And then we got back to the point, okay?
So if you're not, if that bothers you, like, we did a lot of good work tonight, guys.
We covered a lot of good ground.
People, lives were saved.
The awareness of the plight of the Irish is now significantly increased.
If that's the cost of making a simple point and suggestion that should only take about 30 seconds, if that's the cost and a whole hour diatribe that means nothing, then that's something I'm going to repeatedly do all the time.
Because, and also, it's fun to do shit like this because they have to watch everything, right?
They're watching everything that I do, hoping, waiting, like, oh, maybe, oh, God.
Use a racial slur.
Let us put you in jail, please.
I'm dying.
I know.
I know.
You have to watch all of this every day.
Oh, just switch teams.
Come on.
You're being ridiculous at this point.
You know you love it.
You know you love it.
Why are you still here if you don't?
Or how much do you hate yourself if you do?
You know?
How much?
What happened to you when you were young, specifically?
Did someone touch you?
Did you have a cousin or an uncle, maybe, or something?
A teacher?
What is it?
Why are you like this?
Tell me.
Tell me what's going on.
Look, I'm wearing a suit.
I'm an expert.
I just said I was an expert.
I'm an enthusiast.
I'm a what's wrong?
What the fuck is wrong with you, enthusiast?
All right?
Put me on TV and I will set national policy.
All right?
Let's do that.
Again, wearing a suit.
So.
Well, he is wearing a suit.
He wasn't lying about that.
That's true.
I think we can trust him.
The mayor agrees.
Well, let's just call the Chinese and have this rubber stamped.
Let's get on with it.
This place makes me sick.
What am I watching?
You're watching me cope with reality.
Like it, don't like it.
I don't fucking care.
Donkeys is talking.
There is things we'll talk about.
We'll get to it.
Donkeys is talking, talking, blah, blah, 204-202-2420.
Go fucking, go to fucking Iraq, go get somebody that speaks that.
I was already in Afghanistan.
What do you think I was doing in those caves over there?
Yeah, that's right, because I found it.
What do you think I found in those caves over there?
I know where the Tesseract is.
I know where the Tesseract is.
Half of why I do this is just imagining who's on the other end and totally throwing their expectations off of track constantly, you know?
They don't even know what they're watching anymore, but they're like, I. It's funny.
To me, this is all for my own amusement.
That's the only reason.
Jen Steen says, when you watch a movie, you stay quiet or is Morgan need to tell you to stop commenting?
I think we both talk through most of the movie.
Or she falls asleep and I watch it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think we both talk through the movie.
Or we sit silently and watch it.
I don't know.
It's not very exciting.
It's not like a.
Oh, we watch them upside down hanging from the ceiling and I'll sex swing.
Like, there's nothing crazy going on.
Pretty typical.
But for now, you don't know.
That could change.
You know, gun bomb knife, Semtex, chlorine gas.
I shower in chlorine gas that I made at home with high school kids.
And I give it to them to take it to school, to class, to reenact the Battle of Verdun in their soccer fields with their other students with homemade chlorine gas.
That's legally actionable.
That happened.
That already happened.
I've done this many times.
That's where all the sudden deaths are coming from.
Okay?
It's me.
I'm doing it.
Stats Canada, Nova Scotia, there's a significant excess in mortality, but it's still very incomplete.
It's me.
I'm doing it.
Gun, bomb, knife, stochastic terrorism.
I'm saying things and people are just dying suddenly.
I am violence personified.
I am the very definition of a deadly weapon.
I am a bioweapon.
I'm a xenomorph alien lord that speaks Sumerian.
I mean, how much evidence do you need?
I'm just giving everything up to Evan and Kurt right now.
And they're furiously writing it all down.
And they're so frustrated because now no one's going to believe them.
Can you believe that no one would believe them after all this time?
After all the things they've already exposed and people just won't believe, that they don't have any credibility now.
Man, that's got to be frustrating.
It's got to be frustrating to know that I'm doing all of this.
This is all me.
Was there excess mortality before I moved back here?
No, there wasn't.
Guess there is now.
You know why?
Me.
I'm doing it.
Terrorism.
And I'm not going to stop.
I like doing it.
I like it.
I was good at it.
You know?
What is that?
Breaking bad at the end, right?
Walt, if you say this, you did this for the family.
No.
I did it for me.
I liked it.
I was good at it.
That show fucking ruled, man.
How great was that?
When that was on, that was like, I felt so like a child that I had something to look forward to every week.
I felt so spoiled.
I was in the army, and I'm like, I have this thing that I cherish, and it never disappoints me.
Every episode is amazing, except for like one in the whole series.
Every one of them just made me be like, what a great fucking show this is, you know, every time.
And then it ended and the ending was like, that was a pretty good ending, actually.
You were like, it happened.
There was a good show.
We did it.
It's so rare.
It's so rare.
I miss it so much.
I want to get that feeling back.
Unfortunately, everything went woke.
And everything that, you know, people that make, that go on TV is made by, you know, communists now.
So we've got nothing left to do.
And I've got no choice but to use my stochastic terrorism and podcast to kill, literally murder people.
No, I don't know.
I don't know if that's what's happening, but there is significant excess immortality.
Like, I don't take joy in this.
It's everybody that's watched this for years.
No, I nor you are surprised because we've been saying and explaining this is exactly what will happen and when probably.
And right, like I said, well, flu season is going to roll around and they're going to start saying, oh, geez, there's a very to cover up for the fact that people are now dying with weakened immune systems, weakened states of being.
Their health is in poor state.
They go into flu season, you know, vulnerable now when otherwise they wouldn't be.
Many more people are going to succumb to sickness and illness than they otherwise would have, as they already are.
And the spike is going to go bang, and people are going to fucking panic about all the death.
All the, what is happening?
Could it be that?
No, it's definitely not that.
It's another variant.
So you need to get another booster.
You need to get another fucking booster is what you need.
Hey.
Just as a follow-up, I'm sorry to cut you off, but I just wanted to take note.
You're all masking, which is lovely to see, of course, but most government ministers are not now.
Most MPs are not.
Most people on the street are not masking.
Is there any specific guidance on that going forward at this point?
Yes, Theresa Tam.
So it is a layer of protection.
We hope people have developed the habit to be able to use masks as needed during the respiratory virus season, not just for COVID, but for all the other respiratory pathogens that will be transmitted around this time.
Right, right.
The respiratory pathogens.
Everybody knows.
Like, no one asks these fucking people any questions anymore.
I'm not, I can't.
You're going to listen to the doctor.
Alan Don Doctor.
Hello, I'm a Chinese agent.
I'm going to help you destroy, continue, finish curing your society.
This is a new Chinese dominant century.
We have agents placed all over the world to help us show in a new era of Chinese power.
The world will follow China into the future.
Chinese are humanity's last hope.
Everybody fucking retarded.
Look at America.
Retarded.
Old man.
Poop paint.
Not good.
That's what's happening.
All right.
They're just taking over.
And they're basically placing people.
Like, all right, you're going to be managed.
You're going to be all right.
We good?
America's shit to bed.
They're retarded.
And they're all fucking.
So we're just going to take over now because we can.
And the trend is clear.
Like, you're on the way out.
I'm coming up.
Old boss, new boss, right?
The champ every once in a while.
Yeah, you can only be champ for so long.
And then you got, you know, the up and comer.
And you eventually meet your match.
And then you're done.
You're on the way out.
It's the cycle of life.
It's the circle of life.
You've seen the Lion King.
That's a science you can trust.
Everything in the Lion King.
The Lion King is mandatory viewing.
I don't know why, but I've seen it many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many times.
And I had to sit through it a lot of fucking times.
Good thing it's not that bad.
You know, it's a pretty good movie.
But it may have driven me insane.
So I'm just, you know, I'm going to recommend it.
Try it out.
Anyway, I'm going to go back to the Chinese Communist Party agent now who's going to tell you to do insane things that don't make any sense.
And no one's going to ask any questions at all about, you know, why any of this should be happening.
And no one's going to challenge them whatsoever.
They're just going to be dictated to by literally a Chinese agent.
Probably.
Every rational boat in my body suggests that these people...
Oh, there's Chinese police stations all over the country operating under our nose, and we're doing nothing about it.
So they apparently are telling us what to do about the Chinese police stations.
That's very unnerving.
The government seems to be controlling.
They're paying off MPs.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
All right.
Well, let's see what they're up to now.
Most MPs are not.
Most people on the street are not masking.
Is there any specific guidance on that going forward at this point?
You could have said, why are you doing this?
That took a long, long time to be like, why are you wearing masks?
That's all you had to say, but.
Yeah, it's Teresa Tam.
So it is.
Oh, is it?
Oh, it is.
Right.
Because you're so fucking not everybody knows who you are and hates you.
It's a layer of protection.
We hope people have developed the habit to be able to use masks as needed during the respiratory fire season, not just for COVID, but for all the other.
So forever.
Remember how we said eventually it will just be forever?
It's just something you do all the time now?
Right?
They're going to do this again.
Are you fucking kid?
The huxpa!
Respiratory pathogens that will be.
Right, those respiratory pathogens.
Yeah, sounds scary.
Sounds like something I don't understand.
I better cower in fear and trust the science.
This person would never bullshit me.
They're on TV.
He transmitted around this time.
So I do think now is the time to get your masks ready if you don't already have them.
And I. What the fuck was that?
That's how they make the mask.
Oh, is that how the Chinese slave kids are making the mask on the fucking dirty floor or the fucking Bangladeshi sweatshop kid?
You ever see those videos where these masks are made?
There's just kid naked kids on the floor, dirty as fuck.
Like, meh, stitch them together with sewing machines, put them in boxes.
They take the boxes, they put them in the truck, trucks takes them to a boat, boat takes them to America, America takes them to, puts them in a pharmacy.
Hermesie, you take him, you put it on your face!
*Pewds singing*
It's a fucking shit show.
Looks like it's a million degrees.
There's a bunch of naked kids putting masks together.
It looks like a Colombian cocaine operation in the jungle.
I'm not kidding.
Have you ever seen those?
It's like that, but it's masks.
This is where they come from.
Go fucking look.
And you're like, oh, I love to stay safe.
Oh, maybe you got some Ebola on that one.
Good for you.
It's about health and being clean and respect.
Oh, yeah, isn't it ever?
You don't even know where those fucking things come from.
If you did, you would never put it on your face.
You're retarded.
You're so dumb.
You're also 400 pounds.
And it's fat recognition.
Meteor, meteor, meteor, now.
Now, now, now.
Now, I'm having a hard time.
A million more interruptions.
There's another minute.
I don't know if I can let her talk that long.
It, he, they, a, they, them, a jijupudi dorp.
What is...
Because this is Canada.
Like, oh, am I supposed to call it your highness?
Does it identify as a fucking some kind of aerial raptor?
I am an eagle.
Okay, okay, you're the eagle now.
Whatever the f- like I identify, and if you don't confirm my identity, then I am murdered.
You murdered me!
You understand I'm a war veteran, yes?
Oh, yes.
Tell me where the words hurt you.
Yeah, I'm very familiar with the violence of words.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Did it canoe your head in half like a fucking sniper rifle bullet?
Is that what it did?
Did it render you screaming, clutching the bloody stump of where the fucking top half of your arm used to be?
You're like, oh, fuck!
Did it do that?
Tell me where the meme touched you and made your fucking arm explode.
Or that guy I talked about the other day.
Or did you catch someone's tooth in your mouth and go, because the guy's head that the tooth was previously in get blown up and blast his body into bits in every other direction?
And a guy fucking 20 meters away caught a piece of it in his mouth and it's the fuck.
Did that happen?
Is that what happened?
Did you get triggered?
Did you literally tell me where the words fucking blew people up on the street and murdered you?
Like, I have to say this, right?
Because no one else can.
You understand?
The people that are crying trauma, I'm being 100% serious.
I take no pity on these fucking people at all.
None.
You're a bunch of little fucking cowards.
You're ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
Who could?
Who can call these people out on their bullshit?
Probably people like first responders, probably some cops, you know, soldiers, people that go to like, you're going to go to some dark places, you know?
Maybe some firemen.
It depends.
And you'll learn what real bad shit is.
You'll see.
There's no getting away from it.
And once it touches you, it makes you feel a certain way.
You'll never get rid of that.
You'll always remember what that feels like.
You can recall it.
Like a smell almost.
You can go, you just got to think about it just for a second and you'll feel it again.
Is that what happened?
Did that happen to you when you saw me?
Was there a truck that was honking?
So if it's not like the war veterans that are going to call these people out on their shit out of just an insane level of disrespect to people that actually have to deal with traumatic things, who's supposed to?
Fucking high school union?
You know, swim team captain?
Like, who's supposed to say, shut up?
You're full of shit and you're a weak pussy.
That doesn't make you a victim.
It makes us a victim of your ridiculously childish behavior.
We are now, you know, so, you know, turned inside out because we have to fucking run around and, you know, placate your never-ending offensed feelings.
We have to constantly, every fucking day, like you're the fucking hot.
Oh, are you the Pharaoh?
Are you the Pharaoh?
Are you, do you need to be treated so fucking special?
Are you extra special?
Are you the kind of special where one day you're eating Pop-Tarts, the next day you fucking step on the wrong piece of dirt and don't exist anymore?
Tell me about your trauma.
Tell me about your fucking trauma.
Yeah, like somebody yelled at me at this graph and I'm in a nightmare.
Oh, did you really?
Oh my god, it's so terrible.
You're not fucking traumatized.
Something you didn't like happened.
Traumatized is a 10. Sleeping is a zero.
What happened to you is a one.
Anyway, just every once in a while, I like to take this stick and I just fucking smash Canadians over the head with it for being such huge, massive cowards and just fucking damn it.
Because all I have to do is say it and that is violence.
Ask Evan Balgord.
If you say something, it's the same as literally murdering someone.
So I guess that means that Kurt Phillips literally was anally penetrated by Paul Fromm.
Isn't that correct?
Because those words were exchanged.
So once they were said, if they were said, words are, actions are the same.
So you did.
So in that sense, according to your book of retardation, looking Paul Fromm put his dick in your ass.
I'm a high school teacher.
I know.
I know.
That's so fucking...
Anyway, we were learning about science.
I'm sorry, kids.
Our own particular context, we certainly in our area, there's been an uptick in some oh, there's been an uptick, you guys.
China hit now to say an uptick.
Oh, good.
They've created like an army of people who don't give a fuck anymore.
Like, I have no idea what they think.
This is going to be wild.
Is this really going to happen?
Well, the COVID-19 indicators.
For me personally, there have been cases around even my work colleagues.
So that's one of the reasons why we are wearing masks today.
Fucking Leasing Hamza's on, boy.
Yeah, I get it.
It's numb.
It's painful.
It's painful to live here.
You know?
They're all victims.
It's all very...
What else can we do?
We talked about the experts, didn't we?
Yes, the beach hole.
Good.
I hope they're going to be okay over there.
Get that out of here.
What else is going on?
Let's check the fucking chats and then we're going to go to the news job.
A monkey eating a banana could do better.
I think you're probably right.
We are in very bad shape.
Here, everywhere.
The United States, everywhere.
It's all bad.
You get what you deserve.
Feather says, Tam!
Chenka Naoma won't again reference to medieval times when knights had a weakness in their armor, not racist.
Yeah.
There's a weak spot.
There's always a weak spot in everything.
It's how the universe works.
It's one of the rules of the universe that just accidentally created itself and is just accidentally, perfectly symmetrical in so many mathematically perfect ways in such a way that it exists.
And if anything was even slightly off, nothing would exist.
And that all just happened by accident one day.
Right.
And one of the rules is no matter what, there's always a weakness in anything.
It's like a trade-off.
If it's really strong in something, it has to be weak somewhere else.
Always.
There's always a trade.
It's just, that's how, that's the rules of the fucking simulation that we're in.
Oh, I'm just going to get really big and huge and strong.
And right.
And now you're slower.
And now you're going to not live as long because your heart has to beat more times to maintain your body mass.
You need to eat more Calories and spend more money to maintain.
So you're, you're, you, you didn't.
Nothing is free.
You understand?
There's an exchange.
Always.
There's always a trade.
So because there is, there's always a strength and there's always a corresponding weakness to that strength.
Somewhere.
Just because you can't find it doesn't mean it doesn't isn't there.
You know what when I was in the one of the things I did in the army and one of the special forces units, they would teach you how to think outside the box.
And really, that's what they really zero in on that kind of thinking.
Not like any kind of dogmatic, well, doctrine says like, no, no, no, no.
Problem solve.
Get creative.
One of the things and the inventions of this kind of thinking was an assault the Germans put on a fortress called Eben Email.
And I think it was part, a crucial part of the, you know, the Allied defenses into France and stuff.
This is the Second World War.
And it was just so incredibly, insanely well defended that it was suicide, suicide to try and take, you know, you'd be out of your mind.
You're going to lose 10,000 men trying to take this fucking thing and why for what?
And then someone was like, hey, what if we just got in a fucking plane and flew over top of them and jumped behind them?
And everybody was like, that's crazy.
Is that crazy?
Can we do that?
Yeah, I suppose we could.
Why couldn't we do that?
So they did, and they took over the whole fortress.
Ta-da!
You know, ha, oh, it's gone.
You know, just like the Joker.
It was so fucking dedicated to it stopping that it totally left itself completely wide open to a whole other degree, dimension of attack that no one even considered.
Right?
And that's why we need the Ubermensch.
We need the Superkinda program.
We need Zavandakind so we could outsmart them with extremely fucking advanced, like that's 5D, you know, so when people say, well, it's 5D chess, bro, that is literally an example of 5D chess where you go above to another dimension you weren't even, the other guy wasn't even thinking in.
He's thinking about tanks and infantry and fucking mines and artillery and all of the usual shit, right?
Tunnels.
He's thinking, actually thinking about underground.
They could dig tunnels.
They put big concrete barriers so you couldn't dig tunnels.
They did everything, everything, everything.
What did I miss?
Did I miss anything?
Did I miss anything?
Damn it, the sky.
Fuck, I forgot.
We fight in the sky now.
That's a new thing we do.
Ah, crap.
You know, there's always something.
That was fun.
There.
Psychotic nonsense stories with feather and rage based on super chats that are possibly racist.
Richard Payne says just got in from the beat and fall fair.
No rides for kids this year.
Things are way worse than what they're saying.
And this is the supposed economic engine of Southern Ontario.
It's very bad, dude.
It's really bad.
I think there's going to be...
Well, that's happening now.
And we can see the statistics.
And we're like, holy fuck.
Like, I can't believe.
Like, logic said that that would probably happen.
And, you know, why wouldn't it?
So when you look at the numbers and they say 20% of Canadians are not going to be able to afford their mortgages by about December, January, they're going to go broke and they're going to lose everything.
20% of all homeowners, that's, you know, that's a couple million people probably.
And they're going to go homeless.
So there's probably by next year going to be thousands of people that are homeless in the street in the major cities of this country.
Thousands.
Like 10 times the homeless there is now.
20 times the homeless there is now.
Why wouldn't this happen?
Can someone explain that to me?
They've all, all these people who can't afford to save their home, they have somewhere else to go, do they?
They've just got an extra house.
This was their bonus house and they just went, oh, well, no, they're fucked.
Are they all going to move in with their parents?
Maybe their parents lost their house.
We're talking like catastrophe here.
We're going to have powerful paychecks.
You're not being straight with people at all.
And you don't even have any fucking solutions.
In fact, part of the reason we're in such a mess, in such disarray, is because of liars in the media, in places like Antifa PR organizations like the Canadian Anti-Hate Network, because that's what it is.
Did they report on David Zegerak's attempted mass murder in Winnipeg, where he ran over five people and a Jeep Patriot in February of 2022?
No, they did not.
I mean, they're against extremism and hate, and here is a guy committing a politically motivated extremist terrorist attack inside Canada, and they didn't say anything about it.
In fact, what did happen is their fucking guy went on TV and said he's proudly anti-fascist.
Meaning, you know, that's what Antifa stands for, anti-fascist.
Mr. Balgird, would you suggest, or would you say that your organization is an objective organization?
We wear our biases on our sleeves, right?
We are very proudly anti-fascist and we focus on the far right.
We focus on the...
Mr. Balgred, would you suggest...
You don't want to worry about when stuff like this happens.
Oh, he got bail, by the way.
Just if you were wondering, a terrorist attack attempt.
Oh, yeah, he got bail.
Why wouldn't he get bail?
What did he do?
He didn't say things on the internet.
He fucking just ran some people over in a fucking Jeep.
That's all.
So that's where the lies of, this is what these people produce.
And part of what they produce is actions like those of David Zegerak, encouraged and spurned on by the lies and the hyperbolic rhetoric of people like Balgord and Farber.
And they don't see a crowd of fellow Canadians.
They see a crowd of terrorists and monsters and racists, bigots, bullies, and Nazis.
Why would they think that?
Well, because that's what he said.
Where's that fucking?
Is this the one?
Yeah.
Are not extremists, but they don't want the government to dictate what they should or should not do.
What do you say to those people?
They are marching in the shoes of neo-Nazis.
They are giving support and succor to racists and bigots and bullies.
Let them come and protest the actual health issues, but they have to understand that by doing so, they have actually walked in the shoes of bullies, racists, bigots, and Nazis.
This so-called convoy actually seeded the ground, in my opinion, for the worst display of Nazi and racist propaganda that I have ever seen in this country.
Pretty wildly insane thing to say.
Now, if you don't know, you know, this is like basically our top enemy in the country.
This is the guy's organization that has been spearing me and my friends and so on for years.
And this is the source of all of the police's investigation is based on what they've said.
This one source.
And the media just took it and repeated it.
And the police just took them at face value and nobody investigated.
So these people, this is...
Do you understand?
This story was what was used as the brick to throw through the window and shatter the glass that was the convoy, allowing the Emergency Act to proceed.
These people did that with this against all of you.
And the Liberal Party gave them hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Butts gave them $10,000.
Who knows how many other grants and how much access and money and stuff they have?
And right now, four days after this has been proven in black and white, none of the conservatives have said a word because they're so petty,
they would rather allow the destructive, toxic nature of the anti-hate network and people like them to continue to fester, riling up their fellow citizens against other fellow citizens to the point where they get behind the wheel of a Jeep Patriot and plow through a crowd of people.
You're willing to allow that to continue because you don't like me.
I'm sorry, bitch, but you're not any kind of leader.
Sit down.
Sit down.
You don't care about anybody in this country.
You care about yourself and you care about your career and your trajectory and your ability to accumulate and consume power like the parasite that you are.
Jesus Christ, how obvious is that?
Oh, geez, I'm not kidding.
Oh, no, they're only destroying the lives of Canadian citizens.
They're just putting people behind bars for no reason.
They're just initiating, they're embarrassing our national institutions.
CSIS is a joke now.
The RCMP, they're fucking telling the FBI and MI5 that there's a fucking diagonal people who are going to take over Canada.
Yeah, just let it all slide, Conservatives, because this guy's a dickhead.
Good for you.
You're a grown-up.
Show everybody in the country why you should be the fucking big dick in the chair.
Continue.
Keep proving me right every fucking day.
I love it.
I love it.
Let's hear some more from this guy you pretend doesn't exist because it's inconvenient to your fucking campaign.
We need to find the tools in order to ensure that conspiracy theories that are running rampant today, Holocaust denial is just one of the key conspiracy theories.
COVID conspiracy theories, the great replacement conspiracy theories, they kill.
They kill.
Interesting choices of theories to use.
And so we need to find law that works and that will root it out, in my view, right at its very core.
Right.
So we need laws.
Okay, conservatives, this is the guy, Khan Hategate, this guy, free speech in the freest country in Canada.
This is the guy taking it away.
Hello, hello.
Oh, we got to get the libs out.
It's them.
It's this guy.
They co-author bills and sponsor them in Parliament.
The internet censorship bill and its first attempt through Parliament, do you know what it was called?
It was called the Anti-Hate Bill.
It was written by them.
But we can't be seen.
Those odious dirtbags.
Oh, so you don't want to win?
You just want to win for yourself.
You don't actually care about anything, do you?
Because this is like I dragged in one of your top enemies and I'm just here, get him!
And you're like, no.
Why not?
Because you brought him here.
Why the fuck are you in charge?
You're a terrible leader.
You can't make decisions at all.
You're going to get us all fucking killed.
You're going to get us all fucking killed.
Some people are able to see it.
Some people are able to see things that just can't be seen.
They can see things that, you know, through a ripple in space and time, only they can see.
To everyone else, they look crazy.
But to them, in that moment, they swore.
I saw what I saw.
I can't explain it.
I know what the security tape says.
I know what everyone around me is saying.
But I'm fucking telling you.
I don't know how it happened.
I don't know how it took place.
I'm not the smartest man in the world.
I don't understand.
I'm going to actually put my hand up and say, I don't.
I'm not an astrophysics enthusiast, okay?
I don't understand.
But I'm telling you, I saw what I saw.
And some people can do that.
I'm telling you, I'm getting the fuck off.
And there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off.
And everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it.
I don't give two fucks, but I am telling you right now, that motherfucker back there is not real.
Who's ready for a home you can afford?
Who's ready for some common sense?
*laughs*
Fuck when she's right.
She's I'm telling you.
I believe you.
I believe you.
I believe the plain woman.
I stand With plain lady.
Oh, God.
My lord.
And now we're going to tax the groceries.
We'll get to that in a minute.
I'm going to go make.
You're done.
You're done for the evening, probably.
Conservatives, that's enough.
I'm putting the stick away.
You can relax.
Go put some ice on it.
You're going to be okay.
I'm trying to help you.
Listen, I know it feels like abuse, but trust me, if you survive the process, you're going to be much better off.
You're going to thank me.
You will.
I'm going to go beat up the libs in a minute and you'll feel better.
Put some lib dunking on it, right?
I know I can't keep up with the high-octane, high, you know, high-quality entertainment of the same sad thumbnail of Justin Trudeau and a million times in a row as clickbait to lure in 65-year-old people that love being told what they want to hear all the time.
I mean, that's power, dude.
Oh, that's the penguin.
That's the penguin.
There's a bunch of small bird people that's following them around.
Penguin.
Hmm.
You know, maybe, maybe.
Penguin memes.
Go.
Somebody get on it.
We need a propaganda page.
Ferry was talking about that yesterday.
I'm like, yeah, we do.
We need a department of propaganda.
We need a propaganda minister.
Is it Fairy?
I think it's Fairy.
I think obviously it should be Fairy.
What the hell was that?
Big Spider in My Hat.
Note to self, don't put that hat on, or people will see you scream on live television.
FeatherNot Dot says, speaking of weird things, have you seen that video of the guy that shows all the things in the universe?
All the things.
Really?
That is 666.
Starts with the tilt of the earth.
That's what I mean.
Okay, like, I don't know if all of that's true, but there is like the golden ratio is one.
There's all these like mathematical patterns that repeat in, and I mean like in the shape of a leaf or the size of a seashell or a fucking, it's mental.
And you're like, how people that are like, oh, man, it's just, it's all random.
Did you even look at it?
The Fibonacci sequence?
Like, these things are like, what?
Why?
How did that accidentally...
I can't wait to like soon when I get off all this shit.
I'm just going to do streams where I just get ripped.
Just super stoned, you know, just nuclear, like no eyes open, just like, dude, like, it's a simulation.
No, you know what I mean?
But when you think about things like that and kind of how it, that's the first question I ever had as a little kid, like the first real question was just a general like, what is going on?
What is this?
What are we doing?
What am I?
What are you, what is, what is, where, how'd we get here?
Oh, it's the sun.
It's a big ball.
It's on fire in the sky.
I'm like, that's not a very good answer.
I mean, it's got to be something.
That's it.
That's all we know.
What are you talking about?
What is that?
That's the moon.
Where did that come from?
We don't know.
We think it's part of the Earth.
How is it part of the Earth?
It's a ball.
This is a ball.
What do you mean?
We're not missing a huge piece, are we?
I never really looked into it.
Science says that the moon is far older than the Earth by billions of years.
That doesn't make any sense.
So the moon was here first, and then we just showed up?
So I was like, okay, no one knows anything.
No one knows anything.
Okay, this is how the universe.
Shut the fuck up, Jurassic Park.
You don't know anything.
Shut up.
You don't know shit.
We don't even know what the moon is.
You can see it.
It's right there.
I go, boink, boink.
I'm alive.
I'm a baby.
What's that?
No, no.
Shut up.
You don't even know what's right there.
Go away.
But anyway, you know, you study these kinds of strange things.
You see all these patterns and you see like a lot of the ancient kind of, you know, religious lore, text history kind of stuff.
And it's like, it feels more like we're in the gears of a clock.
The same kinds of things keep happening, the same kind of events, the same kind of, it's like the wheels, it's gears inside of a clock, and it's like, now it's 12 o'clock again.
Now it's crazy.
There's these periods, these waves and shifts of momentum in history.
And it's all similar.
Like they say, history doesn't, you know, repeat itself, but it rhymes.
Like not the exact same thing is going to happen, but it's very similar.
Same genre of music, you know?
So I don't know.
I see straight patterns and numbers and I go, oh, you know, it's a simulation.
That's all it is.
And they're just going to repeat it over and over again until they get tired and unplug it.
And then you get a PlayStation 5, and then we're going to move on to something else.
Jenstein says, remember the guy carrying the Nazi flag seeing how they conveniently tied the false narrative together?
Who cares?
It was like, what a stupid thing to care about.
I saw a guy with a flag that he got from Amazon.
Okay.
Was he hitting people with it?
Like, well, it was a Nazi flag.
Oh, right.
It was a scary combination of shapes and colors.
I really.
I see.
Yeah, that must be.
Where did that hurt you?
Was that the same as being blown up in a fucking poppy field?
Was that what that was like?
Did you see a particular size of color?
You know, certain colors and shapes were arranged in such a way that it murdered you.
Did you get murdered?
Did you really?
We better ban the flag.
Ban it every.
Oh, it's scary.
Does it have magic powers?
Is that what it's going to do?
Is it going to.
I always found that ridiculous.
And it's like, well, they killed a lot of people.
I'm like, I have a Soviet flag right here.
I could walk around all town with it all day, and no one would even know what it was.
They killed like five times more people.
They were way, way, way, way, way, way worse in so many ways.
And yet, no one seems to give a shit.
I found that strange at like grade nine.
So by grade nine, 10, I'm like, okay.
Nobody knows what the moon is.
People are scared of shapes.
I don't think too many people are too bright around here.
I don't know.
Shapes our feelings.
We're done.
We're totally, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just going to go.
I'm going to the army.
That seems fun.
I'm going to go there.
15 years later.
That was a, I shouldn't have did that.
That was really bad anyway.
What's going on?
Oh, everyone's way dumber than they've always been.
Now we're worshiping.
We have to give gold to the sky, really.
We have to give tribute or the sky will get angry and there will be fire and brimstone and all of the crops will fail and we won't have Food and the world will end.
You do hear yourself, yeah?
You do?
Do you hear yourself?
You sound like a witch doctor from the 12th century.
I'm bringing it back.
Should I do the Gregorian chanting or should I do something else?
I like the Gregorian chant.
I think it's a good one.
I think we should go back to the temple.
Guys, you just got to trust the science.
You must believe, for if you don't, if you do not relinquish your treasures, your riches to me, then I'm afraid the great and powerful Sky King, the blessings will cease, and the curses will be many.
Droughts and fire and waves of water.
Nothing will grow.
Pestilence and bugs will cover the land.
There will be starvation.
There will be war.
There will be death.
Unless you give me money, then we're going to be good.
It's going to be fine.
That sounds great.
I'd better glue my hand to the fucking road because I'm an eco fucking protester.
Stop driving cars and we're all going to die.
The Sky King commands it.
That's what you're doing.
You don't understand.
I understand perfectly.
I understand perfectly.
You're mentally ill and you're in a cult.
It's the same as it's always been.
But it seems so official.
It was on TV and people in suits said it.
Yeah, back in those days, people in like religious robes and again, rich clothes and with, you know, faux, powerful, you know, kind of appeal.
People followed them into crazy territory too all the time.
That's where cults come from.
What are you talking about?
You're in another one.
This happens all the time.
This is rare.
This is quite common.
You're in a fight.
Yeah, ooh, the sky's angry.
Okay.
Yeah.
Are we all underwater yet?
Or is that like, oh, we're doing a different, we're doing, now we're all burning?
It's global boiling again?
Oh, we've changed again.
Okay.
It was changing, then it was an ice age, and it was changing, then it was warming, then it was going to get cold, but now it's warm again.
Oh.
In 2010, Florida's underwater.
Is that what the experts said, huh?
Right.
Okay.
All the banks are still insuring all of the fucking property that's definitely going to be exposed.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
All of these initiatives, too, are funded by a lot of oil companies.
That's the funny thing.
A lot of the green technology, a lot of the wind farms and solar stuff and all that.
It's like, oh, we got to get off of big oil.
And you're like, yeah, that's right.
It's like the big oil guy with a fake mustache.
He's wearing like a hipster sweater and he's got like a Starbucks.
He's like, you can trust me.
I ain't like them southern oil barons.
I'm all about fucking flowers and birds and shit.
Yeah, I love the song of the babbling brook.
Oh, Jesus goddamn fucking Christ.
How much money do I got to give you to do what I want, man?
Well, number one, I'm super passionate about my beliefs, but number two, I'm also a very pathetic weak person, and I will fold for any pressure whatsoever.
I will fold immediately.
You don't even have to pay me.
You can just give me a tough glance and I'll fall in line immediately.
All right, cool.
All right, dickheads.
Here's a teenage girl.
She's going to tell you about going gluing your fucking hands to the road and whatnot.
Come on, bitch.
I got fucking...
I am a hero.
God damn right.
You're a hero to me, little man.
Hell yeah.
I'm making big money.
You're my hero.
Absolutely, man.
I'm saving the planet.
You're saving my planet, buddy.
You're saving my bank account.
Hell yes.
I love this.
You know, they're making money both ways.
They're both industries of the same people.
And it's like, we're competing.
It's the same people.
It's just double robbery.
It's like, we're just going to take it all.
It's just crazy, completely over the top runaway heist.
The heist that never ends.
This is the heist that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friends.
So people started heisting around 9-11 time and they continued heisting until present day because this is the heist that never ends because everyone's a pussy and nobody says anything and it just continues.
So the stealing continues.
All right.
I had an idea.
I had a business idea.
I just remembered.
I don't have a lot of talents, right?
And, you know, things are expensive.
I'm like, maybe I can make some extra money.
I'm going to make a website called mean Tweets.dag.
What do you guys think?
Meantweets.dag.
And in there, you can fill out a form and you can have your target and your post or whatever it is of someone you want me to craft you a mean tweet for.
You know, somebody you really want to burn or really just fucking, really savagely like, oh my God, fucking Jesus.
I can do that for you for like five bucks.
And you can just fill it out and, you know, tell me what you know and, you know, what the context of the conversation is.
And I'll fire off something really agreed, really horrible, you know?
Really like, wow.
Oh, my fucking, this person is not well.
You know, I can easily do that for you.
And I think there's a lot of demand for that.
There's a lot of people that need to be told to go fuck themselves in increasingly aggressive and amusing ways.
And I can provide that for you.
I can provide that service.
There's a demand for this.
I'm seeing a lot of fighting on the internet, guys.
I'm seeing tons of fighting.
Tons.
Everybody's fighting all the time.
But you know what the problem is?
It's not good fighting, all right?
So here's my plan.
I'm going to be the Dana White of internet fighting.
I'm going to class this place up, and I'm going to give you quality internet fighting.
No more, you're a fag, you're dumb, you're like, I know, I'm going to set up some soul-cutting, really savage, and I'll pay for both sides.
Both sides can pay me, and they'll just become escalating and escalating to the point where people literally do die from me.
It's so mean, their heart stops.
It might be from the booster, it may not be.
I accept no responsibility.
I'm already killing all the people in Nova Scotia.
I can't be.
I mean, there's not a death penalty yet in Canada, but if I start doing this, too, they may dig one out for me.
They may, you know.
Possible.
So, anyway, until then, Meantweets.dag.
Hit me!
Deal with an ex-girlfriend who's with a guy that you're really jealous of, but you want to say something that's going to really cut them deep.
Go to Meantweets.tag and fill in a form.
Just for $5, you can make them consider moving.
Let go of your job.
Feeling disrespected in the workplace.
Go to Meantweets.dag and you can convince everyone in the office through an anonymous account that someone is a terrorist in the office.
Then you can enjoy the new, tense, fearful atmosphere of your new workplace.
While you can live comfortably knowing you are the terrorist and everyone else lives in fear and rise to the top of the corporate ladder.
There's no end to the things you can do and achieve through stochastic terrorism at meme tweets.com.
I'm Jeremy McKenzie, and I'm the guy that memed Canada into declaring war on something that didn't exist.
If you doubt my abilities, I assure you, you are very wrong.
From Larry the Loon Productions.
We don't have the website yet, but I mean, we'll get one.
It'll make Twitter more interesting.
Why not?
Call now.
Call now.
Yeah.
Pay somebody to, like...
And I'll go, hmm.
I've got a big, long, white beard now.
Show me the profile.
Yeah, this is just what I suspected.
You see, Bethany.
I need a better name.
Victoria.
We're having like this stupid shit fight, and all of a sudden, there's just this insane response.
You're fucking stupid and nobody ever likes you.
Oh, yeah, well, that's why you don't have a fucking husband.
Oh, yeah, Victoria.
Victoria.
It saddens me.
It saddens me to see that you, not as an individual, but represent the benchmark of scum.
You're a human measuring stick for how fall a person can fall.
The very depths of patheticness.
No man would ever look at you.
No living creature would ever want you.
And thus you are 47, alone living in a world of cats.
Wine is your only friend.
And the only thing that numbs the encroaching, ever-pervasive, ever-approaching, dark sleep of death alone is to act like you are some kind of boss bitch on Twitter.
If I could pity you anymore, I would.
But I shan't.
Because this is now the end of my session on the toilet.
You have been something I have amused myself with as I literally took a dump.
I am done now.
And like this massive dump, I am going to flush you into the sewer.
Goodbye forever, Victoria.
Five bucks.
That can be yours.
That's your free trial.
Copy-paste.
The next one's $5.
Did you hear about Victoria?
She fucking killed herself.
She ate all the pills.
Not responsible for suicides.
This business This idea might go too well.
Yeah, man, I don't know.
We'll think about this.
We're going to have to think about this later.
All right.
Scotian lady says zero conservatives spoke out against this national disgrace.
So far, so far, yeah.
So far, yeah.
Not even one, not even one.
She says, not surprised.
They're all spineless scum.
Hate gate would have been the easiest win for any opposition party.
Fire all 338.
Again, right there, empty netter for them.
Drive a stake right through the heart of the Liberal Party.
Are you paying smear merchants to attack your political enemies?
You understand the anti-hate network also smeared your guy, Pee-P, right?
He also smeared other war veterans like James Topp.
You like James Topp?
You remember James Topp?
What do you think of James Topp?
Do you like that they did that to him?
And you're cool with your leaders just not saying anything?
Because, well, called him a white supremacist.
Tried to smear him.
He called the convoy a bunch of racist, bigot, Nazis.
You know who that came from?
These people that we've been fighting this whole time.
And your guys don't want to help because it's petty.
Petty and small.
And you know what that proves to me?
You're not cut out for it.
You're petty and small.
You don't have what it takes.
Okay.
Interesting.
Good to know.
We'll just download that and carry on, knowing that you're about a fraction of as tall as maybe we thought you could have been.
Oh, well.
It's fine.
Just walk over you.
Like everything else.
Nigel says, watch you on Viva.
Keep killing it.
You're getting the message out there.
Yeah, thanks.
Viva was on him earlier today.
As the story spreads, it's more and more places.
There's going to be some more tomorrow, I understand.
And next week, it's just, you know, RCMP documents contradict mainstream media click.
No kidding.
That was the reason, was always the reason.
How many, where do we go?
So 125,000 people.
125,000 people.
I talked to Viva this afternoon and Karima was on as well, I understand.
So, you know, and her, I think her post is a quarter million views, and it's been seen by millions of people at this point.
In fact, the People's Party stepped up, actually.
Credit where credit is due.
Guess who stepped up to the plate and said, hey, let's stop giving these fucking assholes money and let's shut them down.
And they put a little graphic together.
Here's what's going on.
Here's how it works.
What these people do.
Here's some examples of what they've done.
You want to sign the petition?
Fill it out.
Thanks.
You know?
Consider also, remember that last time I was talking about theylied.ca?
And that website you should show everybody all the time?
Theylied.ca.
They lied.
They lied.
They lied.car.canada.
They lied.crayona.
I know.
They lied.ca.
You know who really hates that and who's really pushed back against that and has really called all those people crazy Nazi bigot conspiracy?
Those anti-hate people again.
Again, the same ones.
Yep.
Where's the conservatives?
Slam on Ukraine.
I'm here to talk to Chinese Canadians all day for some reason.
I even...
You're just going to fucking mail it in forever.
You clearly have no work ethic, and you're not really interested in making any kind of changes.
You're just kind of fucking asleep at the wheel.
So, I mean, that makes me feel good as the incoming regime, you know, the Conservative Party's, they're going to be exactly the same.
You'll be, you know, indistinguishable from the previous one.
That they're equally lazy and soft and cowardly.
And actually, they'll probably be easier to disrupt.
They'll probably be easier to counter signal because the liberals at least were, you know, they had some audaciousness.
They went for some things.
The conservatives are, well, they're scared of noises and staying up past 8 o'clock and they need night lights and they need to somebody's got to tuck them in and stuff like this.
So you can go there.
People'sparty of Canada.ca slash tradition slash hate.
Not from the cons.
They're busy.
They don't want to defend you from people like this.
When shit like this happens, and you know, as you heard, Mr. Farber described these people, they sounded like pretty awful people, didn't they?
Isn't that incitement to violence?
Isn't that what they said I was doing?
Isn't that so-called stochastic terrorism?
You set these people up on a plate like a t-ball game and just put the ball right there, handed the kid a bat and walked away.
And when he hit the ball off the T, you went, what do you do?
Oh my goodness.
I did not intend for that to happen.
I just put all the conditions in place for exactly that to happen.
Oh my goodness.
You don't fool anyone.
You don't fool me.
You certainly don't fool me and my friends.
You don't fool the people that support us.
You're not that smart.
In fact, you're not very smart.
I think you're actually kind of dumb.
It's like a lawnmower that half starts and you're like, oh, pretty good.
No, it's worthless.
Conservatives don't want to protect people from stuff like this.
They're fine to ignore organizations that basically cover for terrorists.
They run PR for terrorists by attacking, you know, conservative ideology, actual conservatives, not the pretend kind.
They go around and smear them and try and ruin their lives and destroy them.
And they encourage violence against them as they did on television.
Because, you know, what happened to all the Nazis, right?
Didn't they get hunted into oblivion and hung and destroyed and burned?
And that's what this person with authority is saying on national television about a bunch of Canadian citizens.
Look, they're a bunch of the worst because that's the mainstream view, right?
These are the worst.
Who are the worst people that ever lived?
The Nazis.
Who's downtown?
Nazis, the worst people that ever lived.
Gee, I better do my part and get in my car and run them over.
Who's guilty?
And who's not interested in doing anything about this?
Apparently the conservatives are not interested.
It's only been days.
It's only been days.
They have nothing to say.
They've got other things to do.
They're busy Slava in Ukraine.
You want to see how good the Slava's going?
You know you're winning when.
You need pregnant women to fight.
So we're down to pregnant women now, and they're getting a special uniform.
Isn't this amazing?
Now there's even uniforms for pregnant women.
Here's a sniper.
A pregnant woman sniper that we're just throwing into the meat grinder.
She takes a lot of photos.
I very much doubt she's She does not fight anyone.
This is how well they're doing.
That pregnant women have to fill out the ranks of their military because there's no men left because they're all dead.
That's what happened.
So, Slava, good thing we killed all those Ukrainians for reasons no one understands.
But hey, it felt good to say it didn't in Canada.
Didn't it feel good?
Didn't it feel good to Slava?
But I feel though.
Yeah, that's the problem, isn't it?
That's kind of the problem with you.
It's all feelings and no thinking ever.
It's not supposed to be like that.
This is what makes you different from animals.
Yes.
And your will to overpower your lower emotions and desires.
The power of man, the will, the sentient will of man is meant to conquer these things.
Not live amongst the scum and the filth like an animal just indulging forever.
It's not live amongst the scum and the filth like an animal just indulging forever.
Vaccines for all.
We'll catch up tomorrow at work.
Thank you, brother.
Walshmasher says if there's going to be regular chanting, you ought to have some skulls around for him.
Good idea.
Bloody skulls, Philip.
We've got to get on this.
Genstein, send my circ wife a message.
He paid for it.
They burn out here, lost and found.
Selt to the street, people on the street.
Call this Jimmy's town.
It's gonna be bitches.
Hey, you're a bad wife.
You're a terrible wife.
You know why?
You know why?
Because this is what your husband's doing.
Sitting up all night, drinking, sending money to a crazy stranger because you don't love him.
Because you don't love him enough.
Because you're all self-obsessed.
You're in your fucking phone all day.
Gossiping about nonsense.
Totally oblivious.
Totally ignoring.
Totally ignoring this man.
And now he's here.
Are you proud of yourself?
Huh?
You proud of how you run your household?
Is this why your mother left your father?
Because is just being terrible a part of your genetic lineage?
Does it go back all the way to the ancient city of terribleness that the Romans built and immediately destroyed because everyone that lived there was so awful?
Is that your descendants?
Is that your ancient genetic lineage?
Wife's person, whoever you are?
I thought you were just going to call her fat.
No, no, much worse.
I'm going to attack her soul.
I'm going to try and kill her soul.
Don't...
Listen, this is a serious...
This isn't like a ha-ha roast.
It's like, no, I'm going to try to really hurt this person on an existential level.
Like in another dimension.
Like they get hurt like a phase shift.
Like their astral projected self and the higher dimension is what's damaged.
Up there.
They don't even see it.
They're just walking around one day.
And then they read that text and like...
What?
Oh.
Oh, I don't feel good.
Yeah, that's right.
I know.
You're dying slowly.
But not before you become obsessed with me for two years.
At least.
You can think of nothing else.
You can do nothing else.
I am the sun of your galaxy.
Every waking moment, every day, every evening, every moment before you close your stupid, beady little eyes, I'm the last thing you think about.
Enjoy!
Enjoy your new life.
Kyra, Kira, Kira, Kyra.
It doesn't matter.
It says, I would appreciate a memes in a meme assassin for hire.
Well, all right.
I can't do this all night.
I didn't intend to do it through the show.
It was going to be like a side gig.
Doing it live isn't the right.
I don't have time to craft.
I don't have time to cook, right?
It takes to put some real effort into it.
You got to really think about it.
You know?
You got to get creative.
There's so many harsh, like, oh, there's some bad ones I could say.
Mo Lester, dude, who's in the infantry?
You acquire the ability to hurt people's astral projected self through insults.
It's just something.
It's a power.
It's like a level up power.
You get a new ability point and you choose what to spend it on.
Some guys spend it on Superman drinking power.
Some guys spend it on...
I could just say he rushed me and everyone would take my side.
Maybe you don't, maybe you die tonight.
Maybe you don't.
Depends on how I feel in the next 10 minutes.
He's sitting there staring at you and you're like, yeah, look hard.
I'm holding the gun.
Good times.
Hey, I had a fun childhood.
I went to university and it was really fun.
Did you?
I wish I did.
Mo Lester says PP favors anti-hate ahead of the odious dirtbags of Dagalon.
Yeah, he does.
He favors the communist enemies of Canada that hurt our citizens and our international reputation and run rampantly disinformation campaigns through our security services, putting us all at risk.
That's all.
That's all the conservatives are doing.
The enemy of the enemy is my friend, you would think.
He says, if Dagalon is more of a political target than Khan, does that mean we're more powerful, influential?
It could suggest that, actually, yes.
That's not a crazy thing to think.
Salty Robbs says, my wife is a dag, so don't curse her.
I'll be placing a couple of cardboard slashies around Drumheller on Tuesday.
Well, every town needs some flags.
We have an international presence.
Dirtbag Welders has caught a live stream.
Cheers.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
What have you been up to?
You working?
Are you still welding?
Are you still a dirtbag?
I hope it all is cooking together for you.
What else?
I got to do a time check.
Okay, we're coming into the stretch.
We're coming around the corner.
I am so tired.
I'm exhausted.
I don't know how I pulled this off.
I really didn't think I was going to.
And then I saw this video regarding all of the stuff.
All of the new, you know, we're going to do the masks again.
We're going to fucking...
Yeah.
Hmm.
I was just tired.
You know, tired of this shit.
And, you know, every once in a while you see something that just puts you in a good mood.
You're like, you know what?
Today I saw this, and I thought, you know what?
I'm angry again, you know?
So you probably saw Teresa Tam is promoting mask wearing, and there's health ministers talking about getting booster shots and vaccine.
This is going to be one of Diagalon's new album anthems.
We're going to put it on an album of songs, you know, songs of the folk.
This is one of them.
We've got a few now.
We've probably got four or five.
Once we get to about 12, 13, we'll release a CD.
Big shiny dag tunes one.
Big slashy tunes.
This is going on there.
Again, and for everybody who supports this, I wrote a song for you guys.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a fucking cut.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a stupid cut.
Suck my dicks.
Suck our dicks.
Hey, I'm Greg Wycliffe.
Thanks for listening to my song.
See, if you're terrified to death of flu season, that's your right.
But if you're one of these neurotic freaks who insists on still wearing a mask, well, you are ruining society because you're enabling these power-hungry bureaucrats to put us on lockdowns again and to bring back mandates in a Rypecan.
And we all know how that happened last time.
Nobody wants that.
So please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.
This has been a public service message of Diagalon.
So you probably saw Teresa Tam in.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You stupid cut.
Suck my dick.
Suck our dicks.
That's what we should sing all the time.
That's going to be our protest song.
When they try to do the man.
You had to put on the mace.
Everybody put mice down.
And there's just hundreds of people.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a stupid cut.
Do you imagine the police there will all just tell us, shut the fuck up.
You can't suck our dicks.
Suck our dicks.
Yay!
We all clap.
The mockery hurts them, dude.
It's killing their astral projected selves.
They'll soon be destroyed.
You're seeing them crumble in real time.
They're coming apart at the seams.
Prime Minister's constantly got a band-aid on his head for some reason.
I don't know what that is.
I think he's cracking in half like an egg.
Speaking of eggs and speaking of him, I did promise and thou, you know, if thou dost promise, thou must also deliverth thine booty.
Let's hear from the fucking big potato.
What's going to happen now?
What's going on now, potato and green drug addict girl and awkward homosexual accountant guy?
It's not okay that our biggest grocery stores are making record profits while Canadians are struggling to put food on the table.
Well, I mean, that's because of all the spending you did and the crazy amount of taxes you impose and the carbon tax and all the migrants you bring in, which drives up the cost of living.
So people are struggling to pay for things for a variety of reasons.
So right away, your premise is not correct.
You're blaming grocery stores?
Mr. Champagne will be calling on the heads of large grocers to come to Ottawa with a plan to address the rising cost of food.
Oh, no.
You're going to governmentize.
Are you going to try to take control of the means of food distribution, Mr. Communist?
Because I just.
There's been a number of times where communists take over society.
And I mean, you can call it communism.
You can just call it fuckery.
You can call it faggotry.
You can call it, you know, crazy demented child raping maniacs.
You can call it whatever you want.
It's just a name.
It's a name for the same thing that just seems to keep happening.
And one of the things that they do, crazy, they're wild.
They're wild.
They do crazy stuff.
And one of the things they do, and they love to do, and they always do, is go, I will take have control.
I have to have hand in pot of food.
So what are we talking about?
Price controls?
Are we going to legislate some kind of measure where the government can lean on food distributors to lower or raise prices?
Or maybe other things.
Maybe other things too.
I don't know about you, but I personally am very uncomfortable with the idea that these people and the people that control the distribution of what we eat and need to survive should be in the same room together and that they should be telling them anything at all.
I just, you know, as a bare minimum baseline request, I'm just going to state for the record, for those reasons, this is a terrible fucking idea.
Let's hear the rest of this train crash.
And we expect to hear from them by Thanksgiving on what their plan is.
She's on drugs again.
She's bouncing all over the place.
To stabilize prices.
It's not their job to stabilize prices.
You created the crisis through terrible decision and policy.
And you're blaming the grocery store distributors.
It's Costco's problem.
They did.
It's Costco did this.
Sobe's did this.
Walgreens did it.
London Drugs did it.
Like, who?
How many Shoppers Drug Mart?
I mean, they sell food there.
Walmart?
Who?
How many?
Which grocery stores specifically caused the food to be expensive?
Genius?
Mr. Potato?
Mr. Guy that funds the anti-hate network that the conservatives are not interested in dismantling?
Even though it keeps them from getting anything and cheap?
I can't wait to hear where the rest of this goes.
Oh, they're just going to praise him for an insane statement.
Good.
Look how she claps.
Even the way she claps is disturbing.
She puts her hands into her goblin claw position.
Who claps like this?
You clap like this.
You see?
You see?
The hands just naturally collide.
There's no need to make a claw.
Making a claw is weird.
No one does it.
They just put their hands together.
It's very easy.
Watch.
It's like this.
You can Even do this?
Undo that?
Some people even do it like this.
So, you know, those are your three basic ways.
I've never seen this one before.
I've never seen the flipper fuck before.
I've never seen this.
So this is an interesting new day that the, you know, the deputy leader of our nation is doing.
Let's examine that.
Because we're just going to listen to some clapping.
But this is a very, you know, this is good.
This is, I like to learn.
Nice prices.
Come on.
Very normal.
And slow and sarcastic.
How about...
They're all on drugs, guys.
And let me be very clear.
Oh, good.
I love it when he's clear.
If their plant doesn't provide real relief.
He's threatening the grocery stores.
For the middle class and people working hard to join them.
Yes.
Say the line, Bart.
The grocery stores are responsible for elevating the status of the poor now.
The grocery stores are responsible for elevating the social status and standard of living of the poor.
Of course, Philip.
Of course, Larry.
Of course.
I fucking told you.
Billy Bob's been saying it the whole time.
You were right.
It was always, it was the grocery store kingpins that were behind this the whole time.
Oh, delightful.
I'm glad we've gotten to the bottom of it.
Let's just celebrate from here on out.
Then we will take further action and we are not ruling anything out, including tax measures.
Perfect.
Yeah, more taxes.
That's good.
Yeah, more taxes.
That'll fix it because all the other taxes fixed it.
So obviously we've got to just have more.
They're trying to blow this place up.
Like they're doing it on purpose.
Why are they doing it on purpose?
This is a controlled demolition of a country.
This is everything you could do wrong on purpose in a row at the same time.
Everything they're doing is intentionally designed to cause harm.
It's mind-boggling how people don't see it.
It's happening all around them all the time.
Like you can physically see the disrepair and the entropy and decay every day, everywhere you look.
I mean, there's people walking around.
I'm a victim because I can't stop eating fudge.
Whoa.
You know?
Oh, there's a hole in the beach and people think it came from space.
Let's import a million migrants.
They're the new island.
Oh.
Oh, this is fucking scary.
We've sent all our money to Zelensky because he's fighting Chekhov and the Russian horde from space.
Oh, is he?
That's good.
That's right on.
What's that flag?
This is the flag that represents my commitment to the cause.
I've sacrificed myself in a way you could never imagine.
Holds up Bloody's penis severed from body.
Be progressive with us.
Yes.
Oh, we're going to hell.
We're fucked.
It's really bad, guys.
We're very, very sick.
It's very fucked up.
This is, you know.
Where we used to have sore spots, you'd be like, ah, geez, I think I'm catching some kind of rash.
There's just full-blown massive lesions and growths on the face of like leprosy, like full-blown leprosy.
That's Canada walking around as a person be like, fine.
I'm going to the doctor and now I'm going to get it checked out.
You're going to get it checked out?
Which thing?
Yeah, which thing?
You're missing a leg, you know, you're having a drug overdose.
You have numerous multiple illnesses at the same time.
You have something growing out of your face.
I think you're glowing.
Are you radioactive?
What were you doing in the uranium mines?
There's so many things wrong with you.
I don't know what to do.
And I don't know how you're alive.
So like Mr. Burns in that other Simpsons episode, you're so sick that just the slightest change in the ecosystem of disease that you're inhabiting could kill you.
You're somehow simultaneously existing in somehow, you know, you're just floating along, not dead, but not really alive.
And I don't really know how to fix that.
If it can be done.
Remember the beach hole?
That was a good time.
Those were better days.
That was a better part of the stream.
I got a whole bunch of these on Rumble now.
Great.
Great.
The Rumble people.
DJ Stane, Stane Phil says, what about geoengineering?
I watch it, but daily, a couple of jets here in Ontario, Ottawa.
No one says anything about it.
This was supposed to be a paid one.
Well, it is.
Yeah, it seems to be something that happens.
There's something called the Weather Modification Act of Nova Scotia of 1980, whatever it is.
Like, yeah, they're like, oh, we spray shit in the sky sometimes.
Oh, okay.
Did anybody ever agree?
Last time, Wednesday, they have a plan where they're going to dump tons, thousands, tens of thousands of tons of sulfur in the atmosphere because that's going to make it 1% darker and fix all the problem.
Like, we can't, we're never going to make it.
We're too stupid.
Like, this is what keeps happening.
We keep building up civilizations and then they keep getting comfortable and then we placate the idiots.
We allow the idiots to procreate and we allow them.
We worry their feelings, no.
We run out of real problems and obstacles, and then we start focusing on micro-stupid nonsense, mostly because communist vampires have forced us to.
And then we just start eating ourselves alive until society collapses, destroys, and falls apart through degeneracy and degradation, and eventually there's nothing left but the great monolithic monuments we leave behind like the pyramids as all that remains of what was once a great proud civilization brought down from fat people and OnlyFans.
I think this is just a cycle.
Gears and a clock.
These are the days of our lives.
Anyway, that's my best guess.
Bazmir says, Estevan, Saskatchewan saw many lose their homes once JT first attacked Teanian Energy.
Yeah, eventually the bank started letting people stay put to save the banks on paying all that property tax and maintenance.
Huh?
I didn't know that.
It's a funny story.
AMT says, I saw Chris Sky on Twitter today saying the international travel mandates were returning.
He said Mark LaRoche, Attaw CEO of International Airport Authority, said so.
I don't care if they do or not.
It's not going to change.
I don't give a shit.
Who cares?
Like, stop.
Oh, they're going to.
Good.
Do it then.
Fear mongering.
Like, I don't fucking suck me off.
I don't care.
Put masks on dogs.
Fucking make it illegal to go outside.
We've already been through so much.
Do it then.
See what happens.
I know what'll happen, but I want you to fucking learn the hard way, apparently.
We're gonna put that good.
Good.
Good.
Dig that hole deeper.
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
And that way they don't even know when they're making mistakes, because you're not interrupting them.
They're too scared to do anything.
They're paralyzed with fear.
You know, he's only letting me do this because he thinks I'm, I'm, I'm, Why are they attacking us?
No reason.
Is this a trap?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're just little devils like that, you know?
We never know.
We'll never know what little devil dags are up to.
Do it!
Reverse psychology or not, you be the judge.
You guys are the intelligence community experts.
You know all about the loons and the ancient Sumerians and all that.
You know all of the codes.
Crack the code.
Crack the code, smart people.
You're good at it.
Follow the GOAT people around.
You know?
Take photographs of men buying pasta trays and comment about it and wonder what they're up to because they're buying pasta trays.
Do all those things.
Do it.
Do it.
GB Max's Angry Sky Gods of Kings wants pedophiles sacrificed.
Well, a different god wants them sacrificed, yes.
Feed the wood chippers.
Re F Y M M and a bunch of bees.
Now, GB Max getting in on the bees.
He's got nine bees.
So he's got a fairly sized army of bees as well.
Cambi, maybe she's been teaching GB Mac how to be away of the bee.
Oh, there's another one now.
It's him again, and now he's got even more bees.
He's collecting bees.
Cambi, is he stealing your bees?
I notice you have less bees, but now he has more.
I don't know.
I don't like fevery.
I really don't.
But, you know.
Maybe the bees choose.
Do you guys have a custody arrangement?
Did the bees choose?
Is this GB Max weekend with the bees?
Oh, that's why the bees are at him.
My bad.
He says, got to shout them out, though.
They got people to sign up and pay to be eunuchs.
I know.
The last thousand years, they had to beat, enslave, and force people to be eunuchs.
I know.
The mind war is apparently way more effective.
It's a much easier way to get people to do what you want.
Billy Bobs on Odyssey says, keep up the fight.
I can't stay, but I'll watch you on the replay.
Keep up the good fight.
Thank you very much, sir.
I will do that.
And I will continue to insult people for money on the internet until it's illegal, which will probably be soon.
Because they really, really hate me.
That doesn't matter.
Let's see.
Mo Lester.
I got you already.
Salty Robb says, my wife is a dag, so don't curse her.
Well, why would I do such a thing?
There's no friendly fire here.
I will be placing a couple of cardboard slashes.
Oh, I read this one already.
Thank you.
Tassos Platy says, take some backpaces at Rioia and go Team Blue in the Eritrean Civil War.
That is not happening in Eritrea.
Yeah, let's give it up for that.
That's great.
We love to see that amongst the Canadian cities.
It's something, you know, we've been looking forward to for a long time.
You know, it's just, it's something we're going to have to watch.
We're going to watch often.
We're going to see it every day.
Coming up next, other Diversity Olympics.
Coming all the way from Canada, the Eritrean Civil War.
That's right, Mike.
It's migrated all the way across the globe.
I'm not familiar with it, but it does just seem to be massive gangs of Africans with different colored sticks and blue topics fighting each other to death in the streets for reasons no one can comprehend.
What do you think this will do to the economy of the people of the living?
I cannot imagine that the chaos cause will eventually wear thin on the population and I don't know how that's going to end.
I expect problems.
We can fucking shut up.
Let's get this over.
Thank you very much, Mike.
We're coming on the diversity of it.
Team Orange!
Team Blue!
Twining in your city!
Coming to a house near you!
Why?
Nobody knows!
But don't ask questions!
We'll call the police on you, you racist neo-Nazi.
We'll call the police on you, you racist neo-Nazi.
Starting six footer for the blue era 30 team!
Coming in at 6'8" and weighing 157 pounds...
Mambuku!
The Duck-Duck!
*Mambuku* Alright, the Duck-Duck, that's very good!
Thank you for the interview that no one understands.
That's all the time we have!
That's all the time we have on diversity limits.
I've got to go home.
I'm in danger.
I will definitely be killed if I linger here very long.
I'm going to go back to Ireland where it's safer, sort of, but not really.
Ha!
It's a great show.
I love that show.
Do you see Mumbukti took when he fucking dummied all those people with the hockey stick he found?
That was some fucking diversity right there.
That was some diversity you can get behind.
And the food.
The food, though.
But the food, though.
There's running street gang wars in our town and in cities.
And why?
Why are there street battles in the cities of our country and around the world from a different country?
Oh, because it would be racist if we didn't.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
It hurts, man.
Oh, just read Super Chats.
It's fine.
We'll get it.
We'll get it.
We're almost done.
I don't have to stay here much longer, do I?
No, I don't.
I can leave any minute.
I can leave any time.
Thank God.
Thank God.
It's like Friday for me.
It's like 3.45 on a Friday, 4 o'clock.
Everybody's gone home, and I'm just still in the office.
And it's like, Mac, you're still here?
And I'm like, yeah, I know.
I just, I know I don't have to go home.
I'm just kind of finishing up some stuff anyway, but it's like my favorite point in time.
It's like, I can leave whenever I want now.
I've regained my freedom.
I will go home and I fucking feel like going home.
I'm going to do some pull-ups first.
Everybody's in a rush to go home.
I'm like, no, not me.
I didn't like the rush hour.
Actually, we just hung around the office for like an hour after it was time to go home from work because everyone, there's only one way in and off the fucking base.
I'm going to go home and you're fucking running to your car.
And you sit there and you fucking move like two kilometers an hour for 45 minutes to make it two kilometers away to your house on the other side of the base where the PMQs are.
And I was like, yeah, I'm not doing this ever again.
So I just sit there for an hour and then I get home at the exact same time and a nice leisurely drive.
I get a coffee on the way home.
All the sergeants are doing that.
Like, it's so funny.
I was like, you guys are all still here?
And they're like, yeah.
I'm like, huh.
I'm going to stick around.
I see what's going on.
Yeah, how are I doing that shit?
You get home at the same time, except you're going to sit in traffic like an asshole.
Everybody's trying to rat race themselves out of here at the last minute.
Jen Stein says, how dare you say that to my cirqu wife?
I told you.
I told you this isn't a game.
People get hurt.
Top-notch stream, he says, it's good to see you relatively relaxed.
I'm just blown.
I'm just expending energy now.
I didn't go to the gym today, so I'm a little extra.
A little extra.
Celebrate all the victories this month.
Always, you have to celebrate your victories.
It's good for morale.
It's good for momentum.
And it's good for the, you know, the cause.
Yeah, that's right.
Mackenzie says there's a cause.
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I had one.
Maybe.
Bad Grandpa says a grant from the Ministry of Propaganda.
Thank you.
Thank you, Bad Grandpa.
We can use this.
We'll put this to good work.
And Space Kang says a third stream this week.
We're blessed.
I used to do it three a week, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
I took a week off.
Everybody freaks out.
People take time off.
I can't do this every week forever.
You guys are getting three-day weekends here.
Every month there's a long weekend.
Every month.
That never used to happen.
There used to be one every couple of months when I was a kid.
Every couple of months, it would be a weekend.
We don't have to go back to school until Tuesday.
Like, yeah.
Holy shit.
It was like extra Christmas.
It was amazing.
We could get drunk twice this weekend.
We're like 16, you know?
Fuck yeah.
It's awesome.
Now it's like, oh, it's fucking fucking color purple day.
It's Grimace Day from McDonald to symbolize the inclusivity of all the fat people that live and that have to navigate space with a fat body.
Day off.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, what day?
It's Ontario Day.
Ontario Day.
There's a day because we're live here.
Like, we just wanted an extra day off.
Okay.
It just gets, it's getting out of control, guys.
You know, so I don't take, you know, I take them off when I want.
When I get tired, when I'm like, you know what?
I've yelled a lot this month.
You know, my throat hurts.
I'm going to lay down for a few days.
I'm going to be a slopper.
I'm going to go to the gym and I'm going to watch TV and eat grapes and strawberries and just be like, my God.
I'll get tired of it and I'll come back to this.
Relax.
It's going to be fine.
Probably not.
What else we got?
Who's over here?
Andre Andre 300.
Not Andre 3000.
Different guy.
That's a rapper.
But this guy, you know, he's not as good as Andre 3000, who's 10 times as good, but he's pretty good.
He's Andre 300.
He says, thanks for your hard work.
Thanks, man.
Thank you for being almost as good as Andre 3000.
Stupid.
Mosey says, a moneyed note for you, sir.
I appreciate the moneyed notes.
Thank you for making me laugh monarchically at work while watching the collapse of Western civilization.
What's your prediction for the future for the United States and Canada?
I don't know.
I do not know.
Conflict.
I don't see how there's not going to be because there are very clearly two, at least two, if not three, differently entrenched ideological factions.
Like there's definitely more than three, but there's two power, like significant ones that are not, you know, probably going to change.
And potentially a third.
And none of them want to deal with each other.
And it's like musical chairs.
And sooner or later, there's not going to be enough chairs for everybody to sit on.
And then they're going to start fighting, which is getting close.
The United States, you know, there's probably going to be a, I don't see how they're not going to have a civil war in the United States.
I don't see any way around that at this point.
They're not going to surrender, right?
They're going to do everything in their power to keep Trump and those guys out of office.
Maybe they'll kill them.
Maybe they'll, you know, come, they'll come up with something.
They'll do everything in the world.
And then, you know, say they do get in, they're not going to just let, oh, well, I guess he's the president now, take us all to jail forever because that's what's going to happen.
They're going to pull out all the stops.
They'll start wars.
I mean, who knows?
Then it's probably going to be when most of these giant, you know, kind of bigger structures collapse, not necessarily just a country, but big companies.
Like there was a video game company I used to really like when I was a kid.
They made a lot of my favorite games, and they kind of fell apart and got bought out.
But there was splinter factions.
There was different groups.
Some of them went on to make a different company, and then some of these went to another one.
And those companies were all right, and they did okay, and they made similar, they made good games, and they made money, and they were fine.
Other ones did not do, they just see ya.
It either got absorbed by other companies, or they just went to nothing and died.
That's probably what I think will happen with these.
I think the United States may end up being two or three different countries before it's all said and done.
Canada could be carved up in a certain way.
There's Western secession sentiment.
Quebec isn't totally.
Quebec has its own national identity and doesn't like a lot of this shit.
I mean, anything could happen.
The map could look more like Europe.
50 years from now, a map of North America might look more like Europe than Europe does.
Europe might actually go the opposite direction.
The centralization of power over there, they're building up massive military buildups in Poland and other states.
Like, there could just be a massive megastate.
I mean, they'll say the borders will stay the same on the map, but it won't matter if you're in Spain or Germany or Italy.
The rules are going to be the same everywhere.
It's going to be controlled by maniacs and crazy people, right?
And over in North America, it's a fucking land of the, it's chaos.
There's fucking different factions and little countries everywhere.
And all the meantime, the Chinese and the Russians are doing it.
They're like, finally, and they're just running rough all over the world, doing whatever they want, colonizing Africa, building bases, and doing all kinds of shit.
They're the new power.
They're the new kid in town.
And we fight amongst ourselves to carve out an existence over the next hundred years or so.
That's what I think.
That's all.
What do you think?
You know, it's a guess.
It's a theory.
It could happen.
It could not.
I don't know.
There's no way to know.
Things are so chaotic.
I mean, unpredictable things happen all the time.
Who could have predicted Elon Musk was going to buy Twitter and then blow open this whole free speech thing, which apparently the Conservative Party is against because they support leaving the anti-hate network alone so that they can pass legislation to silence the free speech of Canadians.
You know what I mean?
Stuff like that.
Who can see things like this coming?
They just have to come and they just have to happen.
And it's our job to illuminate them.
Shoot paraflares over everything.
Dark Lord says, I took a nap and you're still here talking.
Oh, yeah?
Did I put you to sleep?
Maybe I should put you to sleep in a different way.
Maybe I should put you to sleep in a permanent way.
You ever think of that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Send me another jug of mail.
Just because you burned down the RCMP and Ceces and ANIAID all in one fell swoop doesn't mean you can talk sass.
Just because you got a medal doesn't mean you can be rude to me.
Fat Captain Picard.
I like this.
He says, space, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the Starship Walmart mobility scooter.
We will boldly navigate to the produce section where no fatty has gone before.
Well, we need more inclusive spaces for giant fat people.
So we're going to move the aisles further apart.
Because they're tired of their guts knocking down all the chips they're trying to get from the shelf when they reach in to get them.
People are trying to walk around them.
They're trying to wheel their scooters away.
They knock over all the shit.
And they're like, these aisles aren't big enough.
They need a two-lane highway for scooter.
There needs to be able to room for a scooter to come this way and a scooter to go that way.
Like the fat chair with wheels, it's a robot chair.
There's only enough room for one in the aisle.
There's now we're at the point where there's numerous people in fat chairs and aisles.
So we need bigger aisles.
We need bigger buildings.
We need 15-minute cities.
We need digital IDs.
That's why.
Because if you don't have those things, you're not staying safe and you're not staying home.
They're just straight.
This is at the G20.
They emphasize.
Oh, yeah, we're doing digital currencies at ID.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we're at the G20 and just thought you should know we're doing fucking digital ID now.
Probably going to do some probably digital currency too.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're just going to enslave you via the internet.
Yeah, that's generally, that's the plan right now.
Well, I'm rich and you're poor.
And if you say anything about me, I'll have you arrested.
And, you know, it's very illegal.
I'm having the laws change.
See, I asked if I could do this.
I looked into it and thought, am I allowed to do this?
And they were like, no, it's illegal.
So I changed the fucking law man.
And Nicholas Cage is ruling over us from a castle in Switzerland.
Oh, the thing they've been talking about doing for the last 50 fucking years that they're talking about doing still?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe that.
That's so unpredictable.
It's like 1988.
Like, we should put microchips in everybody and turn them all into some kind of digital slave we can track with a computer.
Put that man in a cage right now.
But nobody did.
But nobody did.
And now we have this.
Now we have this.
Cages for crazy people.
Bring it back.
Sanitariums were good.
You know, they kept us safe.
And everybody wants to be safe and secure.
Why won't you open my message?
This could be important.
It's not.
It was just the hole again.
Stop sending me the hole.
And, you know, guys, we're not going to make it.
Look at this.
Earth is, again, the experts, the Earth science enthusiasts say we're well outside the safe operating space for humanity.
We're way outside it, bro.
Humanity is not equipped to deal with this.
Trust me, I went to school for apocalypses.
The first scientific health check shows most global systems beyond stable range in which modern civilization emerged.
Let me guess.
This ends with we need to give the government more money and surrender more of our individual rights and sovereignty or we're all going to die.
Is it something like that?
Yawn boring.
I've been hearing it my whole life.
I don't care.
I don't care anymore.
I'm not even going to read it.
I'm just letting people know that it's happening and you're lying and no one cares.
All right.
What else?
Anything else?
Is there anything else I really need to get into anything else?
Some of this stuff, man.
Yeah.
Oh, and by the way, just so you know, there's different science depending on who you talk to.
The Florida Surgeon General says, yeah, no, do not get boosters.
Absolutely not.
But, you know.
Who's to say?
You have to trust the doctor TV, you know, the TV doctor.
You have to, or you're a bad person.
Okay?
That's how it works.
I'm going to set some of these things up here.
Man, I am hungry.
Did I eat supper?
I don't know.
I don't think I did.
I am going to feast.
I'm going to feast when this is done in a few minutes.
All right.
I think we're done.
Almost done.
We're almost done.
There is one story I want to leave you with, though, which is it's a good white pill.
You're going to like it.
You're going to have a good weekend because of it, I think.
Probably not.
It's not going to affect you.
Nothing can numb the pain of my existence now.
I know.
I know.
But, you know, it's worth a shot.
Okay.
We all caught up?
I think we're all caught up.
What else we got left?
Tell me.
We talked about Tario last time.
This is just funny.
You ever think you'd live to see the time when a press gallery would ask an aide to the president of the United States in a serious manner, hey, how come the president keeps making up crazy stories and clearly has dementia?
What's that about?
That's where we live.
John, in the past couple weeks, the president has lied about being at ground zero the day after the September 11th attacks.
Falsely claimed he saw the Pittsburgh Bridge collapse.
Claimed his grandfather died in the hospital days before his birth.
Listen, 9-11, I was there.
I was on a plane.
I was in the plane.
I flew the plane.
I flew the plane in the buildings.
And I was there.
The Pittsburgh Bridge.
It fell down.
It fell down right on my head.
I barely survived.
And I was in the Chicago fire.
It was me.
I ran so fast all Chicago got fired.
What?
He's sincere.
He's just saying crazy shit all the time.
What is going on with the president?
Is he just believing things that didn't happen did happen?
Or is he just random, making stuff up?
You know.
The president was deeply touched and honored to be able to spend 9-11 with military members there in Alaska and some families.
And was honored by their presence and the chance to make an important set of remarks about why we need to continue to remember that day.
And he did that.
And he spoke about this.
No, I made some remarks on why it's important to remember that day.
Whatever he said was bullshit, I promise.
Visit to Ground Zero, which he did participate in about a week or so after the event, and what that looked and what that smelled and what that felt like.
And it had a visceral impact on him, as it did so many other Americans.
Like, that's not what he asked.
These journalists, they just let them get away with bullshit all the time.
They ask some questions, they don't answer them.
I'm like, okay.
No, you go, no, that's not what I said.
It's so disrespectful, And you eat it.
You let them do it to you.
These journalists that do this, they ask these questions and they let these people just talk to them like they're fucking idiots.
Like, hey, are you wearing a blue suit or a black suit?
Listen, the United States has a policy that we don't negotiate with terrorists, okay?
And we are always going to stand for democracy and freedom anywhere in the world, not just here, but abroad.
And we'll support our international allies in doing so.
Next question, please.
Like, what the fuck?
Why are we even asking them questions?
If you're going to be a little bitch and let them just do that, you go, no, no, no, no.
Hey, dickhead.
Like, we need to bully these people.
They have an immense amount of power.
They abuse it constantly.
People should not be giving them respect.
They're not worth respecting.
They lie to your face and they talk to you.
They talk down to you and they have no respect for you whatsoever.
Why are you showing them any respect?
It's outrageous.
And the difference is when they disrespect you, when you disrespect them, they get upset.
When they disrespect you, people die.
So, you know, don't be rude to them or anything.
Don't make them upset.
That'd be crazy.
Don't make these people that are implementing policy that, you know, caused death, destruction, mayhem to, you know, don't make them upset.
It's crazy.
Like, they're banning books, guy.
Books published in 2008 or earlier removed from the school library amid confusion around new equity-based process.
Students, parents question school board's library weeding process.
Every day, there's a new kind of crazy nightmare, you know, control freak behavior.
And I just want to say, so you've got Farber and anti-hate and the flippers censoring free speech, and now we're literally getting rid of books that are problematic.
You're not the good guy, okay?
You're not the good guy.
You're never the good guy when you're doing these things.
And again, this is what they're doing.
This is what their leadership has provided you.
This is the fruits of their tree.
Death!
Doesn't it taste good?
What does it taste like?
Does it taste like it's time to get a booster shot?
You know?
Is that what it's time for?
Where's my list?
He said something about a list!
My list of names.
List of names!
My list of song names in Sumerian secret code.
That means politicians that we're planning to kidnap and take to our basement and drown them in homemade Semtex with gun bomb knife and knife bomb gun.
Pigeons that are carrying tiny, cute, tiny little backpacks that pigeons are wearing as they fly around.
But these backpacks are filled with homemade explosives like a firecracker and they detonate and they don't really do any harm.
But the pigeon explodes in a suicide bombing terror, you know, psychological effect.
Birds, flying birds, birds of exploding flying birds will descend upon the city of Ottawa, panicking the residents.
Somebody will do a TikTok that won't make any sense, but don't matter.
It doesn't matter what they say.
You'll know that they're a victim of some kind when they do it, and they'll tell you.
They'll tell you very much about how it has personally affected them and how you should be feeling very bad for them because they're a victim, give them money, and so on.
That's what we're doing.
Gun, bomb, knife, terrorism, Hamas, smuggling weapons, underground tunnels, tunnels under Ottawa, in underground tunnels.
V for Vendetta is real.
There's a bomb in the tunnel.
There's a bomb in the tunnel that was made with 3D printed weapons parts imported from China through the Vancouver port that is undefended.
There's no port defense.
The Chinese own the ports.
Guns are here.
Fentanyl is here.
Tunnels, bombs, space weapons, direct energy space weapons.
Printed from 3D printers and launched into orbit from my backyard.
Cecil, move now.
You don't have much time.
You don't have much time.
You must move now.
I'm just trying to be, you know, I'm trying to help them.
One last run.
Okay.
Let's get out of here.
Tastes like secession.
Yeah, you never know.
You never know.
Am I ruining your appetite?
You're hungry.
I'm hungry too, so I've got to get in here and eat something.
But saying that, you know, there is...
Where is it?
Let me set this up here.
Whoa!
All right.
What was the time?
I got to make sure I do this right.
Okay.
Okay.
You may recall, like, these people are dangerous.
This kind of Southern Poverty Law Center, ADL, con, like the engine of hatred, the general, it generated, you know, you put your fucking think tank money in and your political, and, you know, it churns up, you know, a toxic cloud.
And they capture it, and they spray it on people.
And they spray it on people that they don't like, that they want to be discredited, and they want them to not be listened to.
They want to be attacked, deplatformed, silenced.
Hey, jailed and killed.
That'd be a cherry on top.
They tried to do it to me.
They tried to.
Didn't work.
But they do a lot of things like this, and not just in Canada.
You may remember there was a case in the United States.
There was a governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, I believe her name was.
And there was a dastardly plot to kidnap and kill the governor, except, once again, the perpetrators of the plot.
Well, it was the FBI.
The FBI created a terrorist cell, just like CESAS has done with Grant Bristow and the Heritage Front.
Coincidentally, a lot of the same kind of behavior removes are adopted from back in those days with the anti-hate network.
A lot of the same names actually overlap involved.
Anyway, strange, strange that.
Wonder if there's a connection there.
Do you want to know?
Also, fun story.
I forgot all about this story.
Interested parties and journalists.
If you want to go back on Twitter and look, it may still be there.
But there was another A tip that was submitted by someone else last year, or was it sooner than that?
I think it was last spring.
Inquiring into a very specific question, and that was what, if any, connections in a financial sense that the anti-hate network has to the federal government, and if there is any communication or relationship at all with the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, ceases.
That goes in like Monday night.
Say, right?
So it goes in Monday night.
Tuesday morning, both the anti-hate account and an associated one both for some reason decide to declare that, just so everyone knows, we are no longer funded by the government and we don't have any funds and nothing like that's going on, just saying for no reason right now.
You know?
Interesting.
It is interesting.
Wonder what's going on with that.
Anyway, the Gretchen Whitmer case, a bunch of guys get rolled up in it.
And it very much seemed like they were set up.
It very much seemed to be the case.
And they locked them away in jail for a very long time, away from their families.
They were in like a supermax prison.
And the machines had a lot of lines.
White supremacy, militia, you know, all of this stuff.
Again.
And they went on trial.
The verdict came down today.
I understand.
And there's actually a video of it.
It's just to see, you can see the pain on the faces of these guys, like what they've been put through.
The psychological torment of such an insane fucking thing.
So they like gave them guns and tried to give them, like, they tried to sell them bombs.
Like, we don't want bomb.
What are you doing?
And they tried to rope them into this crazy fucking thing.
And they kind of had fun with it and trolled them, you know.
And they're like, no, no, they're terrorists.
Sound familiar.
And they put them on trial for their lives just so they could score political points and get funding for the ridiculous operations and organizations.
That's what they're willing to do to just regular people.
Just regular people.
Does that sound like anything else maybe you've heard about in Canada maybe?
The thing is, when you do it real sloppy-like and real idiot-like and amateur-ish-like, everyone is going to see it.
Everyone is going to see it, and it's going to be real hard to hide.
And there's going to be, you know, people are going to need some answers.
But right now, this is the court decision that they came up with.
Okay, everyone, can be seated.
You're number four, are you the four person?
Okay.
You can see one second, ma'am.
Just so that you're aware, the order that I let the post office know that we're going to receive the verdicts in is the order in which the defendants have been sitting around the table.
So William Null will be first, Michael Null will be second, and Eric Mauder will be third.
Okay?
Would the fourth person please rise?
And with the defendants and their counsel, please rise.
I'm sorry, Mademoiselle Person, I should confirm.
We did get a note indicating that verdicts have been reached.
Is that correct?
Are they unanimous verdicts?
Yes.
Are they unanimous verdicts as to each count for each defendant?
Yes.
And then I'm third, if you would please receive the verdict.
Members of the jury, have you reached your verdict?
Yes.
And as to William Null, count one, providing material support for an act of terrorism, what is your verdict?
Not guilty.
For William Null, count two, possession of a firearm at the time of the commission or attempted commission of a felony.
What is your verdict?
Not guilty.
As to defendant Michael Null, count one, providing material support for an act of terrorism.
What is your verdict?
Negro B. For Michael Null, count two, possession of a firearm at time of commission or attempted commission of a felony.
What is your verdict?
Negro B. As to Eric Moliter, count one, finding material support for an active care wisdom.
Fucking hang in there, boys.
Coming soon.
Coming soon.
Oh, you tried your little hearts out, didn't you?
You just tried.
You schemed your little fucking hearts out, didn't you?
With all the advantages, with all the money, and all the connections.
And you break your crown, and you put your finger, but there's no one around.
Just one woman's name, just to play the king.
But the cats are...
Tastes good, man.
Oh, and you're left with just a name.
Where's your crown, king?
I said...
Where's your crown?
Keep it going.
Keep it going.
Hate gate.
Get after those conservatives.
Get after those influences.
Get after those MPs.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
We're under attack.
Why are you staying on the sidelines, bro?
Where's your balls at?
People's lives are being destroyed.
There are men in jail.
We're going to talk about this or not?
The time is now.
It's now.
All the things you see.
Then it all crashes down.
And you break your crown.
And you put your finger, but there's no one around.
Don't let them off the hook.
Don't let them off the hook.
But the cats are crumbled.
And you're left with just a name.
Where's your crown, king?
I feel now.
You see what you're really about.
How much do...
Everybody knows what we're really about.
We fucking put up and they fucking...
fucking shut up Situation no change.
Thank you very much guys.
Hope you have a great weekend.
Hope you enjoyed my severe mental breakdown.
Nothing I said is legally actionable.
I'm a mental patient inside a simulation happening inside a giant clock.
You heard it!
You heard it off!
What are you gonna do about it?
Nothing!
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Diagonalon Prime, go to the grift shop and give us money too.
Give us money too.
Look, they're gonna put taxes on potatoes.
Right?
And Keith Woods needs potatoes.
They've got a beach hole.
We've got to rescue people.
We need money to rescue people.
Buy pointless.
Buy things.
Buy things.
The Griff Doc shop.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
Have a good night.
Have a good weekend.
I'll see you next time.
Six up at Torrenders.
Watch you with you, Mary.
Don't fucking surrender either.
Because then you don't get a milkshake.
We love our milkshakes.
We love our milkshakes.
Dust to be the king.
But the castles crumble in your lip with destiny.
Where's your crown?
Take my hand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, you're just not feeling with your crown, came.
I fail.
You're just nothing Absolutely nothing You ought to go away You're
just nothing done.
He's furious.
Whoa!
What?
There's papers flying everywhere.
He's.
No, I. He.
I don't know.
He has a law degree somehow.
He's.
What?
He's furiously rewriting legislation to destroy commies.
What is this?
The anti-anti-hate bill.
I like where this is going.
What I get over here.
Mandatory machine guns.
I can get behind that.
Alright.
And now you're talking.
When you're back, drinking and driving?
Well, I didn't go anywhere, Phil.
It was just illegal because it's just...
The usual stuff.
Smoking on airplanes.
Guided tours of war crime museums.
Free helicopter rides.
Okay, he's going to be busy.
He's going to be up all night, but I guess he's taking care of that for us.
We're going to have a shadow agenda of laws to pass as soon as our imaginary friend here can take power.
