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If you're not wearing tight pants, you're not even...
Tight pants are not pants.
What the fuck I'm talking about?
How are you guys?
It is.
I guess it's Friday.
How is the week?
Shitty, terrible, cold, miserable, rainy, stupid, full of tyrannical nonsense and the ever, you know, encroaching, you know, crushing gears of destruction being sent your way from across the globe.
You know, the usual stuff.
The usual stuff.
Where do I begin?
I don't even know.
Got a lot going on.
We've got a lot going on.
Oh, it's warm too.
So maybe how long this jacket's going to last, you know?
Let's see.
Let's see.
What are we looking at tonight?
A whole bunch of crap.
What does that say?
I don't know.
I can't even make out my own scribbling sometimes.
Domestic terror, Don Cherry.
Well, yeah, I'm the devil.
Another day in the asylum, Edgar.
It is.
It is very much.
It's good to see you guys again.
I appreciate the support and the ongoing everything you guys have been doing for me.
It's very much appreciated.
Speaking of, I did have a surprise call today.
I had a nice chat with one of the guys in jail there in Alberta.
He's in good spirits and looking forward to getting out of there as soon as possible.
Hopefully, you know, sooner than later.
But we'll see.
They are still waiting on the judge's decision on whether or not evidence should be allowed.
Or some kind of...
I get it.
I'm not a lawyer.
I don't really know what's going on, but it sounds like shenanigans.
And it sounds like, you know, as many people, I'm sure you can imagine or following much more closely and in much more detail.
But, you know, they'll tell you.
I'll let them tell you what's going on.
But sounds to me like a lot of shenanigans.
Sounds like the state's got some boo-boos on its hands and is trying to figure out how to walk its way out of that without, you know, the consequences that come with doing those kinds of things.
You know, like jail and massive fines and lawsuits and all of that kind of stuff.
Some evidence would be in order.
Right.
I mean, generally you want some.
You want something.
You know, you can't just say, oh, I don't like them.
They should be in jail because I don't like them.
Which is essentially the case for most people, most people in Canada.
And the cause of the rise of political prisoners across the world is not isolated to Canada.
It's happening, like I said, all over the world.
And I think people need to be more prepared for how much worse this is going to get.
They're not going to stop anytime soon.
That just reminds me.
I wanted to find something.
You know what?
I don't even know if I put it on Twitter.
Where would it be?
Oh, my goodness.
I don't really care.
It's got some trash takes, but what is this?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
He's one of these guys that tweets a million times a day, isn't he?
I'm never going to find this.
It was more than a day ago, so.
Oh, right.
Oh, this will do.
This will do here.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is, you know, Andy No launched a lawsuit against, I think, Twitter.
Not Twitter, sorry, Antifa.
Trantifa, sorry, again, they get misgendered, but, you know, they're really into the...
More of that coming up as well.
Very, very entangled deeply with left-wing, far-left-thinking people, communist-thinking people, for whatever reason.
I think probably because they're of no value on the actual sexual market.
They're not desirable for most people.
They're very near the bottom to nothing.
So they start to, you know, their psyche starts to warp.
And instead of strengthening themselves and summoning the courage and discipline and focus it takes to be competitive and take responsibility for your life and build yourself into something that's worth more than dog shit, they would rather just eventually bend and go crazy and culminates in some kind of strange desire to fuck children.
I don't know.
That's my best explanation, but there is quite a lot of them.
More on that later, but for right now, yeah, he was took them to court for this mob attack, and the judge sided with the mob, and the prosecutor declared in the trial, I am Antifa.
So, you know, if there's no allusions to the corruption that is creeping through the justice system in the United States and elsewhere, it's starting to get scary for a lot of people.
Well, we've seen a lot of it.
You saw what they did to Derek Chauvin and others.
And surprisingly, a lot of people were hoping.
And this is why I say creeping.
It's not a totally corrupt, you know, it's over, like this is going to happen every time.
It's not North Korea.
In the case of Kyle Rittenhouse, he had, you know, a fair judge and a good trial.
And, you know, everything was the truth.
The facts are what they are.
Angry mob of violent people tried to kill him, chased him down.
He defended himself appropriately.
And they got what they deserved.
And, of course, again, three pedophiles.
Again, how does he do that?
I'm just going to shoot three random people as they attack me coming at me at the mob like the walking dead.
And it just so happens they're all sex offenders.
Strange.
Strange.
I think two or three of them happen to have certain other characteristics as well.
Other characteristics as well.
Regardless, yeah, this was apparently, this was not criminal, apparently.
That attack put Andy in the hospital.
For years, he's been trying to hold Rose City Antifa accountable for all of these attacks, even filing a civil suit against them years ago.
But just one week ago, it all went to trial, and last night we got the verdict.
After all of those attacks, all of them caught on video, in five hours of deliberations, the jury sided with the thugs.
Joining me now is Andy No, alongside his attorney, Eric Sell.
Andy, tell us what the defendant said.
That's his attorney?
That's why you lost.
Look at that.
Andy.
Look at this.
It was actually before.
It was in her closing statements.
She mentioned that resistance.
I can't.
He talks too slow.
He talks too gay.
I can't listen to him.
But you get the point.
You know, and that's ridiculous.
That should never have happened.
But, you know, this is how it goes.
So some things are going to, you know, if you have a decent, you know, decent people with some courage to not mind pissing off a mob full of petulant children that should probably be in insane asylums and will force us to eventually come to a violent civil confrontation, probably civil war.
I think that's unavoidable in the United States and elsewhere.
It's getting to be one of the narrower.
The paths forward are narrowing clearly, as there is not a lot of left and right of arc.
You're allowed to say, do, think, or be anymore without being a fucking criminal.
And again, if you study these people in the past, communists, again, while really liking to do things to children, for some reason, they always try to outlaw their political opponents because they cannot win a debate.
They can't win a debate on the ideas or the merits or the merits of their ideas or the issues.
They can't because they're shitty ideas pushed by shitty people and stupid people for stupid people.
And smart people, the average IQ over there is also significantly lower.
The average life expectancy is lower.
The fertility rate is lower.
The rate of mental illness is extremely high, much, much higher than there is on the other side of the spectrum.
They're just all the bad things.
They're bad and they're wrong and they're gross and they're disgusting.
But, you know, they do enjoy a lot of institutional power and they're using it against you and they're going to try to do that as often as they can.
So in the case of Vandy, you know, they weren't willing to upset the mob and they sided with the city of wherever he was suing them.
I don't know where that is.
Rose City.
You have a name.
What's with these fucking nicknames?
Is that actually what it's called?
I don't know.
Regardless, whatever.
I don't even want to say.
Poor guy.
There's something else I was going to do.
All right.
The courage thing.
So, and this is why they're bad.
And they're pathetic.
People that have no scruples and no principles and can't stand on their own two fucking feet.
I don't respect you.
I just don't.
And it's because you're weak that bad things happen.
Because you're too afraid.
Oh, no, but me.
This selfish urge to cower away and not face what's in front of you.
That hurts other people.
That's what you've done.
I had a listen to somebody talking the other day.
I feel like it was John Lovell for some reason.
You guys know who that is?
And he was explaining how, you know, a good person cannot be a coward.
You can't be a coward and a good person.
They're not compatible.
Because to be a good person, you need courage to do things like self-sacrifice, to put yourself in the way for other people, to take risks, maybe on other people's behalf and things like that.
It takes courage.
You can't be a coward.
So there you go.
That's true.
If you're a coward, you're probably not, you're not a good person by definition.
You know, the Greeks, I read, thought, or someone told me this, and I looked into the, I was reading about this, and I was like, this is a whole interesting concept.
What does the enemy say?
Love.
And this is something I've just learned today.
You want to learn something new?
Well, not today, maybe yesterday.
Over the last, in the past 48 hours, I've come to this conclusion.
Or rather, read someone else's conclusion, reassessed my worldview, and determined, yes, this is correct.
This is exactly the correct answer.
As soon as I find the right, yeah.
What is the opposite of love?
What would someone guess?
The opposite of love.
Love is the most powerful emotion.
I agree with that.
I think a lot of people are confused on what that feeling is and what that really means.
But it is.
It inspires you to do everything.
It's why you do anything.
You must love something.
If you have no love for anything, you're not even alive.
You don't have a passion for anything.
You don't have aspirations, an idea, nothing.
You love nothing.
Well, you're probably dead.
The opposite of love is not hatred.
Hatred is a feeling.
It's an emotion.
It's an instinct.
It's part of you.
But it's not the opposite of love.
The opposite of love is fear.
Because what love can give you, you can build things with love.
You can build families, communities, nations, ideas, buildings, churches, orphanages, all kinds of things.
Love inspires you to do these things.
Love inspires you to take care of your friends and your family.
It inspires you to protect your family from outside threats, from invaders who you should hate because they're trying to kill the things you love.
So that's what love can do.
All of the best things in the fucking world.
One of my favorite quotes that I always thought about in the army, and I almost had a tattooed on me one day before I decided I'm never getting tattoos.
I flipped love.
And it's a Bible quote from John.
See, I'm getting better, but I don't remember.
Or was it Matthew?
I don't know.
I'm not getting better.
I lied.
Greater love.
Or is it from the Bible?
I'm pretty sure.
It's like there's no greater love than this than he who would lay down his life for his friends.
You know, what kind of a guy jumps on a grenade?
Because the fear that those guys could be killed is too much for him.
And he would rather protect them with his own life than let that happen.
Love does that, right?
All of the greatest, most heroic, most inspirational things that have ever happened were inspired and fueled and pushed by some form of love for something.
It was never out of, hey, you know, that's a side, that's a lesser emotion.
That's not the chief, that's not the power one.
You know, they say love conquers all.
That's true.
You love your people.
You love your family.
You love, you know, whatever.
You'll fucking die for that.
Well, you're either going to die or you're going to win.
That's the most powerful emotion.
But it has this other side of that coin, and it's not hate.
It's fear.
Because all those things that love does and inspires you to do and builds and provides, fear taketh away.
Fear does the opposite.
Fear takes things from you.
It takes opportunities from you.
It takes adventures from you.
It takes things you could learn.
It takes life experiences away from you.
You cower, you hide, you're afraid.
You don't want to.
You're refusing to engage in your own life and the challenges that are presented to you.
You've chosen to decline.
So all the things you could have achieved and built and the obstacles you could have conquered, even the bad things that you have to face, there's character building and that's the reward.
You become stronger as a person, but you were too afraid.
So you didn't get to have any of those things.
It's the opposite of love.
It is the worst emotion.
So if therefore, if there is this kind of inner battle, this inner struggle, the devil, the angel on the shoulder, the two wolves and all of this, the dichotomy, the binary, night and day, the yin and yang, the sun and the darkness, there is love and there is fear.
So what does that tell you about fear?
Fear is your enemy.
Conquer fear, as they say.
That is the secret to life.
That's the secret to winning.
You must summon and only you can do it.
No one can make you do it.
That's the fucking beautiful part about it.
Only you can jump.
No one can put, you know, you got to do it.
You have to summon it.
You can't do it.
You don't do it.
You grow the guts, you get it done.
You might be really surprised at what your life could turn into.
Vlad Padre, how are you, sir?
to shine UK government has published official figures on deaths.
Oh boy.
Following CV-19, vaccination revealing one in every 480 people in England died within a month.
One in every 246 within 60 days.
And one in 73 were dead by May 2022.
Safe and effective.
Safe and effective.
Oh yeah.
Life expectancy is going down.
Oh yeah.
Do you know how hard that is to do?
It's not when old people die off.
Cause they don't knock the average down.
To bring the average right down like that, lots of young, healthy people gotta die.
Be a demonet.
I don't care nothing about it.
So I'm gonna die.
Yeah.
What do I care?
I'm a politician with a Rolex.
I drive a BMW.
I'm a man of the people.
I have, where's my glasses?
I cannot see without my glasses.
I'm trying to shake the hands of every migrant, and I can't.
If I don't have my glasses, how am I going to shake all of the hands of these people who don't speak English?
Bail back batter.
Bail back batter.
Chad, how are you?
He says, I got to chat with Dr. Peter McCullough today.
He says, I'm smart.
Well, that's a compliment.
He says, take that circulon.
You're dumb and smelly.
They are.
They're doing a lot of sitting.
There's a lot of sitting and circulan.
They're sitting, sitting and sitting and going in circles and sitting.
A lot of sitting.
And there's not any soap.
We don't like it.
They don't like soap.
It offends them.
That was on, yeah, I didn't get a chance to catch that, but that's interesting.
Did you ask him for a cure?
Fix me.
He says, Antifa isn't real.
It's an idea.
That's right.
Trantifa, though, is very real.
He says, Diagalon is very real and dangerous.
The Mayogalon heavy cavalry are coming, Ceces.
The fighting 51st Mayo Nays, it looks like horses, spelled like nays, ride at dawn.
That's a highly specific, strange, but thank you.
D109 says, take my money.
Thank you very much.
I will do that.
I thank you.
And I appreciate the support, guys.
I've got some things coming up that are going to be, you're going to find them fun.
Michael, how are you doing?
He says, Harley Hunt continued.
Oh, right.
From the other night.
What's he saying?
He says, I'm 48 and former Fatty McFatterton and don't need the trike, but just love how they look.
Really?
You do?
I don't at all.
I don't like them.
But hey, I mean...
What?
It means you're...
Good for you.
He says, God bless.
May he bring us repentance and salvation through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
Thank you, sir.
He's always preaching in here.
Michael's trying to win people over every day.
You know?
Hey, it's what their book tells him to do, right?
You can't knock a guy for trying.
He's doing what he's supposed to do.
He's doing his best to live his best life.
About Cesis, yeah, that's the whole thing.
Well, I better just get this out of the way right now.
I was going to ch- Derek has an update.
He had an alarming encounter today, actually.
And at the farm at one of our many outposts that we were constructing now.
Outposts all over the land.
The beacons of Diagalore.
Yes.
The beacons of Diagalore across the land.
We need to get them ready for when they need to be lit.
For a very elaborate montage.
We should do that, boys.
Do that sketch.
We're like, look, the beacons.
And then there's just one guy to the, there's just lighting giant bonfires in all these places.
The beacons are lit.
That would be funny as fuck.
We should do that.
At the election.
We'll do that for the election.
And then it's like the emergency.
And it's like, oh my God, they think getting the limbs out is going to work.
We got to take things to the next Level, we have to light the beacons, you know.
That's something we could do, anyway.
That's, I mean, jokes aside, you know, that would that would be fun, but unfortunately, uh, Derek had a really negative, uh, kind of traumatizing encounter today, and he's actually uh giving me this video to show you guys.
So we'll just uh catch up with him here and see what's going on.
All right, so I got some time today.
I actually just wanted to show you guys where I'm gonna be building my house and start the driveway in that down at the end of the property.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck are you doing on my property, asshole?
Look, go get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him, girls!
Get him!
Good girl!
Fuck.
If he's here, that means shit.
I'm coming in!
I knew it!
Anytime there's C-sisters or go fucking RCMP!
Get out of there, you cocksugger!
Every time.
Fuck!
These guys won't fucking leave me alone.
Fuck me.
At least I got some evidence this time.
Keeping this as a fucking trophy.
I would.
Typical.
That's Canada for you.
You know?
Not surprising.
You know, I'm glad he's okay.
I'm glad Derek's okay.
But, you know, I'm not so much sure about the sheep or goat.
Was that a goat?
I think so.
You know.
We pay these organizations billions of dollars, and this is what they get up to, you know.
And something else I wanted to alert you guys to.
I thought, hey, you know, some of us were talking.
Hey, some of the guys and I were talking, and we're like, let's play a game.
Let's play a game.
I need my game show music.
And it's just always the same thing.
It never really gets old.
Do you guys want to play a game with Ceces?
Do you?
Ceces, I know you're watching.
You like games.
I like games.
We're bored.
You're overpaid.
We're underpaid.
You know, we're being tanks to oblivion.
You've got boots on people's necks and ruin their lives and, you know, making, you know, getting rich off of, you know, essentially being political, you know, hatchet men and really not really doing anything for the country.
You just kind of exist for like, you know, political reasons, which is kind of nasty and gross and weird considering people think they're paying you to protect them from terrorists and stuff and you're not doing that.
Or the Chinese are not doing that either.
I'm not sure what you do, but we're going to play games with them.
So what they do is, you know, I'm quite certain because I maybe have maybe, you know, through all of these court disclosure procedures that I've been going through.
And, you know, maybe what a lot of people aren't aware of is I have a lot of support.
Again, thank you very much to everyone that's, it's too many people to name, you know, not least of which is my legal team, obviously.
But further to that, I've had lots of assistance from a lot of people.
And, you know, it's what can I say?
I, you know, I owe you guys quite a bit.
But through this process, it has come out that CSIS is indeed keeping files on everybody, everybody.
All of, you know, almost the people's names and usernames and stuff like that.
And, you know, they keep track of what everybody's doing and what they're saying and their chat messages.
If you thought I was kidding, I wasn't.
All of the chat boxes, it's all scooped, all of it.
They got all that.
Everything.
Everything you've ever said.
They got it all.
But the thing is, an interesting thing I noticed with their filing system is that it seems to be based on, like, they've got names, you know, affixed to usernames.
So a username, and that's the file that it corresponds under.
And they seem to be kind of relying on that to be consistent, as it were.
So we thought.
Hey, we've got a whole bunch of names of CSIS agents, of cops, of, you know, people that have done some really questionable things over the past couple of years, you know?
That's an example for maybe a username someone could use, you know?
Maybe just make something up.
Pick a polit.
Well, maybe not.
Maybe certain ones, I'm not supposed to say.
Certain ones.
But get creative, you know?
And then each time, the chat logs get scooped, and they have to be applied to their corresponding file numbers and names for who's who.
Well, now we gotta start all over again.
Now I gotta build new file.
Who's Andrew Jackboots Nixon anyway?
That's not the real Andrew Jackboots Nixon who said we're gonna hear our jackboots on the ground as we trample people with horses through the city of Ottawa.
That's somebody that's making fun of Andrew Jackboots Nixon.
Who is it?
Is it CRJ?
Is it Cam?
Quick job?
We don't know.
Now our jobs are gonna be more difficult and annoying.
Difficult and annoying is what we do here at De Hagalon, best of all.
So I'm just saying, for a couple weeks.
Or as long as you feel like.
Maybe you just want to change your username and profile picture at random to just crazy things all the time.
Making it very, very annoyingly difficult.
They have to manually trace it by IP address each fucking file.
Every time.
Oh, man, that would suck.
And then you'd be like, well, how long have they known about this?
Ceces is just like hey We're just following you guys because there's literally nothing else in Canada.
There is no other group.
There's nothing so we're just gonna do this to you to prepare eventually for the real terrorists So like I know that's what you're doing obviously right so we're just trying to keep you on your toes and I'm trying to expose you to different things You know, so you guys can we're training each other is what's happening, right?
You're training me how to be a better fake terrorist.
I'm training you how to be a better terrible intelligence operative.
And, you know, together, we're both able to rise to the, you know, peaks of absurdity together.
Me and you, hands held together, you know, like Bonnie and Clyde, we'll just get to the top of Conspiracy Mountain and everything will be burned around us.
And we'll say, you know, yay, wasn't that totally fucking pointless?
You know?
I had fun, though.
That's the difference between you and me.
Yeah.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Madam Breezy says, read a book.
I won't.
I'm not...
I don't know how...
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of this.
Well, you better find out.
You're lucky.
I was this close.
Phil was already in the helicopter.
And I said, let's go.
And he said, where?
And I said, to her house.
And he went, I don't know where it is.
Well, you fucking said.
So anyway, I'm back.
Anyway, you fucking tell me.
Oh.
This.
This close.
Apperception.
I don't know what that means.
Is that a real word?
Did you make one up?
He says, you skipped my last super chat.
Where?
When?
No, I didn't.
He says, no love for the non-combat war veterans?
No, not at all.
I'm just kidding.
I can't talk about it, bro.
It's true scar.
Literally.
Yes, right?
Oh, this, this, did I ever tell you this story, guys?
I probably have, but not everyone has heard them.
And most people listening to these streams aren't even paying attention.
They're just using it as an excuse to get drunk.
See, you hear them go, oh, yeah.
Like, yeah, we know.
We know what you're doing.
Some of them are just high in the couch, and they're looking at me right now.
Like, is he fucking talking to me right now?
Yeah, I can see you.
I'm looking right at you right now.
Fucking put your feet down.
Put your feet down and stand up when I talk to you.
What the f?
What are you doing with your life?
Why do you have one sock on?
One sock?
Like, you got, you got, was it too hard to either put on the other sock or take the other one off?
What were you, you just, you know, you guys started getting stoned halfway through getting, you know, and I just gave up.
You're better than this.
You're better than this.
All right?
Have some self-respect.
Start wearing suits to bed.
I should write a parody of, I'll call it Rage's 12 Rules for like fucking legend status.
And it's just like basically Peterson's book, but just insane.
Like if you need to have like a mosaic of ideas and sleeping in a suit.
If you can sleep in a suit.
you could wear a suit of armor all day long.
I don't know.
Next page.
Only eat diamonds.
If you can't afford any diamonds, you don't eat until you can afford diamonds.
Gives you a winner's hunger.
That's what it's called.
Next page.
Next page.
You don't drive anything.
People drive you.
You force people to drive you.
I don't care if you have the carjack them.
That's fine.
Or you ride on top of majestic animals only.
And that means exotic, expensive, and too big to climb onto by yourself.
You need help.
So we're talking like very large horse, like massive horses potentially, but probably more like elephants is what I was thinking in mind.
Or like a giraffe would be acceptable.
I don't know.
Something like this.
Rhinoceros, anything like that.
Those next page.
It'd be a good book.
I wouldn't read it, but somebody probably would.
I might make at least $12.
Anyway, he says, Amperception, the guy making up words.
Speaking of books, in the rear with the gear, corporal for life.
See you, Phil.
So seriously, have you considered moving?
I'm not allowed.
My guys, I'm on like house arrest.
I'm not allowed to leave the province.
I'm not allowed to go outside after certain hours.
I have to be inside by certain hours.
I have all these fucking conditions and restrictions.
I'm basically on house arrest still.
And I will be for another year.
Maybe eight months, six months.
We'll see.
Six months to eight months.
We don't know when these fucking trials.
Well, there's a couple of dates set.
We're looking forward to it.
Finally, it's getting close.
You know, the closer it gets, the more excited I get.
Probably the more concerned some other people are getting.
It's going to plead out, right?
No.
No.
No, we're going.
And they're going to be long trials, I think.
I think the one in Saskatchewan is going to be like 10 days or 14 days or something like that.
I don't know if they booked.
I can't remember.
And then there's another one that's going to be like five.
It's going to be a lot.
So, no, I can't really move, but not for a while.
And he says the Maritimes are probably more liberal than Ontario.
Oh, yes, dude.
The East Coast is a lost.
This is behind enemy lines out here.
Like, I'm currently deployed in the field, right?
This isn't, I'm not safe here.
Every day is combat day.
You know, get a load of this.
Somebody told me they were just at a store the other day.
I might go in and pay this guy a visit just to just to say hi since he has so much to say about me.
This doesn't live far from me.
And he's just in there chatting with somebody talking about, oh, yeah, I heard he was laundering money through his bank account for his terrorist group.
That's why they fucking that's why they closed his bank accounts.
You know?
Like, this is where I live.
Like, just complete schizophrenic retard mode everywhere.
And you just, that's why I just.
So I might go in and be like, where'd you hear that?
Who's telling you that?
Oh, your wife works at the bank.
Your wife said this?
That would be pretty fucking illegal, considering it's a lie and you're a bank employee.
And that would be the third time.
And the third different story I've heard from a Scotia bank employee.
So I'm really, really on close to pulling the trigger on that lawsuit, but I'm waiting on some more information before I go on that one.
But there's going to be a few.
There's a few in the works and there's going to be a few more.
So again, I appreciate your guys' help.
That's literally money comes in one hand and it goes right out the other to lawyers.
I have fucking four of them.
I don't know what timeline this is.
I don't know if I'm the CEO of Bigotry or what.
But I mean, I'm wearing sweatpants.
I drive a seven-year-old pickup truck, you know, but I have four lawyers.
Like, okay.
Is that expensive?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
But it's worth it.
Because it's like, you know, you always want to be able to fight your enemies.
And I'm in a position to actually fight them and hurt them.
Right?
Right?
So why wouldn't I do that?
Remember the whole shying away thing?
Oh, no, I'm just not going to do it.
Why?
Why?
they could lose, right?
I wonder if I want them to lose more than I want to win.
I don't know if that's a thing.
Not sure.
I don't know.
Anyway, Ontario is better than the East, but it is, you know, still, you want to stay away from the cities.
Toronto is special.
Ottawa, they're special as well.
He says things are getting uncomfortable here in Toronto.
I bet.
I bet they are.
It's like any kind of change like this.
There's a bell curve kind of policy where the change is incremental.
It's exponential, right?
So that's a big spider.
This is getting creepy down here.
It's a little more, a little more, a little more.
It may even go unnoticed for a long stretch.
And then by the time you start to notice it, it's already speaking, right?
Hey, wait a minute.
Oh, there it goes.
Right?
It comes quickly.
It's like all of a sudden, you know, there was no stabbings.
Now there's fucking tons of stabbings.
Like in Sweden.
Once upon a time in Sweden, there was no such thing as bomb attacks.
Now there are hundreds of bombing attacks in Sweden this year.
Because Swedes are known for blowing things up.
I guess.
Here's a guy from Sweden.
He goes by Peter Sweden on Twitter.
He wrote about this.
And if you want to go read it, translated from Swedish.
It's on.
I'm not even going to try to pronounce that.
I'm not going to insult Henrik that bad.
So far this year, there's been 101 bombings in Sweden.
In just seven months, we had over 100 bombing attacks.
Is the United States Air Force operating in Sweden?
No?
That's strange.
That is a lot of bombings for a place that's not being bombed by the United States.
So if it's not being bombed by the United States, which is commonly the reason for lots of explosions where you live, ruling that out...
Jeez, what else causes lots of explosions?
Oh, that can't mean...
That doesn't mean...
No, no, it's probably...
You're thinking it's probably like ISIS or like, you know, jihadis or, you know, diversity.
You know, it's not.
No.
These are bakery accidents, okay?
Sweden is known for its baked goods and its cookies and its general sweet treats.
But because they're so good, there actually have been explosions in these bakeries because of the high-pressure sugar processing, special Viking way they do it.
It requires dark magic from a tree that is called – You have to spin these yarns on this.
So when you lie, it's like fucking really hard to keep it.
First of all, you have to start perfect.
You're going to lie.
You have to start perfect and stay perfect forever and never make a single mistake.
Otherwise, the lie inevitably unravels, right?
Never make a single mistake.
Oh, and by the way, the longer you live, the harder it gets.
Think of it like this.
It's like trying to keep a rope tight, right?
If I give you one half of the rope and we just hold it like this together, it's easy.
And if I go to the other side of the room, we're getting a little more tension.
I've lived that much further in my life.
How far do I need to go with this, keeping this perfect, completely taut the whole time?
Oh, it slips once.
Oh, game over.
I have to maintain this facade, this lie, this nonsense for the rest of my life, every day forever.
Every time it comes up, anytime there's a reference, don't make a single mistake ever.
It sounds stressful.
That sounds like impossible to do.
So, you know, it's just, I'm lazy.
Like, I'm just tired.
There's so much nonsense going on in the world.
And there's so, like, I just, I'm 37, but I feel 60. I don't know if that's because I probably age twice as fast in the military, but I just don't have a lot of time for shit anymore.
I just don't give a shit.
So, and there's so much going on.
I don't have the mental energy to concoct and it's just too much, right?
And to maintain and take notes and remember who, oh my God, I've already got so much.
I couldn't possibly imagine it.
So purely from reasons of sanity and energy efficiency, like I'm trying to make sure I'm spending all of my energy.
I can't afford to lie about anything.
There's just no time and it's too expensive to my mental process and my energy expand.
It's literally too hard.
I can't remember.
So much happens in the run of a day.
I don't remember what day it is sometimes.
People are calling me.
I'm like, was I talking to you today or was that yesterday?
It's just not all around the clock.
Imagine living in that environment.
It's like, oh, also keep up some secret double life where you.
This should be a reality show, man.
I don't know.
It kind of is.
It was a little more so when me and Morgan had more time together and she was able to document a lot more stuff.
She's much better at it than me.
Like I said, but I'm lazy.
Like she likes to do those things for the memories and so on.
And I'm just like, who cares?
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever.
Oh, we should take a picture.
Who cares?
Too busy ruminating about 100 bombings in Sweden in seven months.
And what that means for the rest of us for the future.
That we now live in a world where this can just happen.
We all know the reason why it happened.
And everyone that warned against it from happening, we're told they were racists and bigots and Nazis for saying it was going to happen.
Then it happened.
And then there's no, oh, never mind.
We're just going to pretend it didn't happen.
It's like the ultimate mental test.
It's like you've already, the universe has already tested man.
That's what it is.
Maybe I just figured it out.
Is this what this is?
*laughs*
Like.
First through a series of massive wars and apocalypses.
I will break man's will to live through physical hardship and violence.
But, I mean...
Oh, another bigger explosion.
Well.
Who cares?
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
So I have devised a new plan.
I will drive mankind insane through a series of ever-escalating absurd conditions until they themselves explode.
Not bad.
You know?
They could do way more damage than their own.
Just spinning like a top.
That's what's happening to us.
We're an experiment by...
They've already done the massive wars and it's like, no, there's still They're still building civilizations.
Yeah, no, they're just, they've recovered from massive, massive, massive wars.
Yeah, we used atomic weapons and everything.
And now they have tons of atomic weapons, and they seem to like, don't, they don't even care.
They're like, we'll fuck a nuke everything.
We don't give a shit.
They're not broken yet.
How do we break people?
Well, we'll have to drive them insane.
We'll have to make them completely mad.
Drive them to madness.
And that's why the world is the way it is.
I think this is the final stage.
This is the final test.
Now we're going to test your sanity and your mind to see if we can't break you.
Through a series of ever-escalating absurdities.
Next, I will make a 97-year-old man President of the United States.
And then commander of the Pacific Fleet will be a monkey named Tina.
And anybody that says anything, you can shoot them.
That's racism.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm ready for my mojitos.
Come, Minim.
Come, Philip, we're going for mojitos.
Ah.
Imagine if that was the guy in charge.
Like, that's very disappointing, you know?
What's going on?
Richard Payne, how are you?
Work had our.
I'm just going to move on.
Like that whole schizophrenic episode, that was nothing.
That was just...
It was just me being a brain damaged person.
Does he think he's Dr. Evil?
You made him live in a spider wood basement for a year and a half.
Yeah, he went a little weird.
I've learned things down here.
I've heard things down here.
I've touched things down here.
Things you could never know about.
Richard Payne, was work says, as in he wrote this to me now in a message that I will read to you.
For some reason, this is what I feel like.
I mean, it's there.
This is what you're supposed to do.
It's what I've been doing.
I'm not going to stop doing it no matter how much you tell me not to.
Fucking.
Jennifer.
Work had our annual summer shutdown for two weeks.
Spent most of my break visiting friends and family all over Ontario, Central and Southern.
A lot of interesting conversations.
Silver lining of being your globalism.
Ground zero.
As possible are starting, is people are starting to notice, or they're noticing.
That's not good.
And the evidence is all around.
We have more ears than ever.
Fuck, you make me.
There's a lot of people that are getting really upset.
And I have a great, and it's starting to bubble up in the most beautiful ways.
Love again.
There's a video going around, a song by this guy, Anthony Oliver.
I'll play it in a little bit.
And it is fucking like those rare tens in like a moment in time when there's a cultural, raw, completely organic, just a regular person makes a piece of art purely out of their own soul and love for what they do, weren't looking for money.
I was just made this because I thought it was fucking cool.
I just wanted to do this.
I had to do this, so I made it and I put my heart and soul into it and I threw it out there and I didn't give a fuck what happened.
And he's got like fucking hundred million views in day, you know, overnight, super famous.
Isn't that fucking cool?
And why did that happen?
How did that?
He's had a Twitter account for like 14 hours and he has like 100,000 followers, right?
How cool is that?
Like instant career.
Done.
He's a factory worker in like Georgia or somewhere down there, Virginia maybe.
Now he's like, or maybe I'm a famous musician now.
Like, that's fucking dude.
That's awesome.
I'm happy for him.
And the song is amazing.
And it's because he speaks to the times and the culture and kind of all the things we're all feeling.
A lot of people are feeling.
The situation that we're in about the grinding, the crushing, the pointlessness of it all.
You're just going out to work some slave wage job to make less money than you need, to pay for shit you don't want, but you're being forced to.
And it's just an ever-circle, you're just getting crushed until you either age out if you make it that long or you blow your fucking brains out.
Welcome to life.
Welcome to the new world, Built Back Better.
That's what the song's about.
And it's kind of a folk rural country song.
Oh, and I'm giving too much away, but we're going to play it.
And it's great.
Maybe we'll play it right fucking now.
Should we do it right now or should I do it later?
I got to watch that Dr. Revil stake out of my mouth.
It's only an hour.
Are we an hour in?
I think I want to wait a little bit because it's really good.
And, you know, it says a lot.
Well, people want to do it now.
Mom Life wants it right now.
FixGuy says, launder this.
I will.
I'm going to send it to Hamas.
Fucking Cease's computer just went off.
Beep, beep, beep.
Who said that?
I don't know.
A guy who changed his name.
We don't know which one it is.
Ah.
Ha ha ha ha I was going to go.
They thought I was going to attack them one day because I drew a map to their house, from my house.
It's like, I'm coming to get you.
Something like that.
And I was going to go make a video.
And the video was going to be a mockery of like a satirical version of Terminator 2. I was going to take my bike, my helmet cam.
gonna do some shots going over the bridge it's just gonna be like very robotic and fucking And they had the box of flowers, right?
Like the mall scene from Terminator 2 where he's coming up to fucking...
But there was going to be, I was going to reach into it, and it was going to be a banana peel that I was going to throw on the walkway right in front of the Cesus building.
And I was going to run away and hope that someone slipped on the banana.
That was it.
Or I was going to go in the office building.
Something like that, right?
I didn't tell them that, but I was like, I'm coming.
I'm coming over.
I'm coming over your house.
Something like that.
So then they started calling everybody.
Is he coming to attack us?
No.
What?
So, you know, it's funny.
Now everybody's got different names and nobody, you know.
Makes it fun.
Michael the Conqueror.
Bombings?
Loon Call.
A lot of bombings have some questionable connections, let's say.
What's going on?
Beyond Odyssey.
Just the regulars, you know.
We'll do it live?
We should.
We got to get to the song.
That's right.
Should we get it now?
Oh, I got a lot more of these.
Maybe I should get through a couple of these first.
Remind me about the song.
I don't want to forget this.
I'm going to forget about it.
Well, you know what?
If you want to watch it, you can't leave now.
You want to listen to this fucking super-based, amazing, like, you remember that other one?
Remember the Aaron Lewis song?
That one was kick-ass.
The fucking guy from Stains?
Whatever happened, that song was amazing.
It's like that.
Like, just, you did it.
You know?
He, like, punched through the Matrix and grabbed the sun and put it in his pocket.
Like, one of those lightning in a bottle moments.
Like, fuck.
As soon as I heard it, and everybody else, people in the chat have heard it too.
As soon as I heard it, I stopped and was like, what is that?
And I was just talking about this.
Like, last week, wasn't I on one of these streams?
I said, remember, when's the last time you heard a song?
I think I was talking about, or maybe on someone else's stream.
It was a Nirvana song.
Like, the first time I heard Smells like Teen Spirit when I was like 12 or 8 or whatever the fuck it was.
But I remember hearing it going, what is that?
And I loved it immediately.
And same with this.
It's so rare.
It's every once in a while, you know, every few years you hear something.
Great song.
But it seems to happen less as you get older.
Probably because there's less new stuff you get exposed to.
And it's starting to get sad and old and crazy.
All right.
This time we're going to get through Richard's super chat.
Maybe.
Probably not.
Try again.
Richard paid good money for this, you slut.
Work had our annual summer shutdown for two weeks.
Spent most of my break visiting friends and family all over Ontario.
Central and southern.
A lot of interesting conversations.
So the lining of being near globalism ground zero is people starting to notice the evidence.
Jay Bird says, shekels for Derek to get a red light over Goatschwitz.
If the X's are going to fuck the sheep, at least make money off them.
I think that's what Derek wanted to do.
I think he's secretly happy.
He told me, he's like, oh, I found, when he called me about this, he's like, dude, you're never going to believe this.
He's like, I found the RCMP having sex with a goat in my goat pen.
But I could detect in his voice, like, like he told me about it, but he didn't sound upset.
He sounded like excited in the way that he had something to tell me, but he seemed to be pleased by this development.
Like he'd found money.
You know, it seemed like he, yeah, it was like he found money.
Now that I think about it, going back on it.
So you might be right.
I think he's realizing that he has a new something new to sell on the grift shop.
Hey, five minutes, $100.
$100 for five minutes with the best goat.
Those are crazy prices.
Well, we're in the middle of nowhere, sir.
If you have a different goat prostitution farm, you'd be my guest.
You'd be my guest.
You go right over there.
But while you're at Derek's haberdashery, if you want that goat, it's going to be $100 for five minutes.
We could have salted some Afghanis on how to do this, all right?
Inside joke.
All right, Richard, I did this already.
I'm getting away from your super chat.
I can't, for some reason, I'm drawn into it.
Cambie says, you might be progressive if when your tranny's rot, what?
Tranny's rot pocket is glistening with hollow.
Oh, God.
This is for Ce.
Yeah, good.
You've read that, Cesus.
You should have opened with this.
They're making...
They're making Gilmore jokes.
Your eyes are so far apart, it's legally a helicopter pad.
We're just mean.
But, you know, like they started it, right?
They were started attacking people, and she was telling them to be like, fuck your family.
Tell them to eat their salad and die.
Get vaccinated.
And some of them did die.
Some of them did die after she told them to do that.
So, you know, some people want to make fun of her face.
And I feel like that is a very generous trade.
And you should hope that it stays that way.
And then later, when you say, that wasn't part of the deal, I finally get to be Darth Vader and say, I have altered the deal.
I have altered the deal.
That wasn't part of our deal.
Pray I do not alter it further.
Well, that guy sucks.
What did you say?
I said that door gets stuck.
They gotta wait 10 minutes to make sure Vader's out of earshot.
I think is he gone?
How did he fucking hear that with the helmet and everything?
Machines noises in there?
Force, get the fuck out.
Shut up.
What the fuck would he need to just see him?
He's a walking robot death machine.
It's probably some kind of technology.
He doesn't have magic powers.
Oh, fuck.
What did you say?
Somebody make that cartoon.
Extremely insecure, Darth Vader.
Very low self-esteem, Darth Vader.
He's constantly worried people are talking about him and killing people because he likes to talk about him.
And he's always got to come through those doors.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's just get away from this.
This is stupid.
All right.
All right.
Cambie, that was gross.
You started this.
This is all you're for.
Dark Lord says, everyone start changing your names and profile pic, then shit post.
Ceces Keishlover, 69, says, hello, fellow dags.
Who could that be?
Scarecrow, not much to say this evening.
I'm too tired from weeks of scaring neighbors, friends, and strangers around.
The Double John boy randomly blurting out PP Ping in public at the top of my lungs.
Fucking Devil Janz.
Pee-Pee-Ping.
When's P-P-Ping going to visit the Devil John?
Double Jances.
We want powerful paychecks, PP.
Double Johns wants double powerful paychecks from double PP Ping.
Fucking, we'll park you by.
Let's go.
Get on it.
Make with the powerful paychecks.
It's literally from idiocracy.
That came up in one of the chats today, and people were talking.
I was like, and someone uploaded the full movie.
I fucking love Telegram.
You're like, oh, look, I watched 25 minutes of idiocracy today for no reason.
I was in the bathroom.
I was like, oh, look at that.
And the next thing I was just a 20-minute break in the bathroom, watching a fucking full-length movie for free.
Like, fucking right on.
Well, back to my insane life as a CEO of bigotry in my fucking dress like the devil, you know, with all my lawyers.
What is this?
I used to be in the Army, I think.
I feel like I'm the guy from idiocracy.
I don't know where I came from.
I don't remember my history.
I don't know what's going on.
How did this happen?
Been shot into the future out of a cannon.
I don't like what I see.
Man, they are giving it to her.
This chat is hilarious.
You guys are really taking advantage of this name change thing.
I love it.
Oh.
Well, it's going to be hard for them now.
Little Foot says completely unrelated, but I still think Derek or someone should get a herd of trans people to extract trans milk.
Sell the milk to the fucking Jesus Christ.
There were some things, there were some lines that were never meant to be crossed.
Pumping some sort of milky substance out of a man's chest and then feeding it to a baby.
Sorry, stop.
Fucking black flag on the field.
That is no good.
We're not doing that.
No, no, no.
That's acceptable.
We're not fucking.
Stop.
No.
I'm calling veto.
Look, it's veto time, okay?
No.
Why?
The fact that I have to explain why what you just said is like a tale out of a fucking This is like stuff that Stephen King had rejected.
Okay, these were things he submitted to his editors and they were like, Stephen, what the fuck?
This guy's always making like hot takes on Twitter.
They're always terrible.
And I'm always like, remember when you wrote a book that had a child orgy in it?
That was weird, Steven.
That was a weird thing to put in a book.
A bunch of 12-year-olds jerking off on a kid.
Huh.
Okay.
Oh, you guys didn't read it?
The book version?
It's a little different than the movie.
Yeah.
Oh, and then there was that other scene, Stephen, in another book that you wrote that I read.
And it was the sequel to The Shining.
It was Dr. Sleep.
That's the one.
And they actually put this in the movie to a degree.
The scene in the book is far more detailed and gruesome and horrifying that when I was reading it, I was so disturbed by it that I put the book down.
And I was at the time hoping I was going to be a police officer someday.
That's the irony, right?
That's what I wanted to do.
I put it down and I thought, this guy has done this.
There is no way someone, like he's, he's done an after-action report of a child sacrifice and it's really graphic and insane.
And it's like pages long and you're like, this is very fucking disturbing.
So I don't know.
I really feel like Stephen King is a really fucking fucked up guy.
Right?
Like when you thought these things and you didn't just think them for a second, you thought them in such detail that you wrote it down for commercial consumption for other people to read.
And you're like, I think Donald Trump's a man president.
Like I. And I've only read a couple of his books.
All right.
Hearts in Atlantis.
There was something weird in that book, too.
There was.
There was something about an old man and a little kid.
Stephen.
I don't know, man.
I'm getting some weird, some strong.
Like.
I'm telling you, man, there's something about that scene in Doctor's Sleep.
Like, okay, here's why it bothers me.
I've held this in, all right?
You guys are my therapists now.
Shut up.
I'm talking.
I'm paying you now.
I'm paying you now.
It's always bothered me.
I was like, is this real?
Like, this is fucked.
So these people in the book, they're like psychic vampires, and they have to kill and basically consume the psychic power of other people to stay alive, and they live forever.
Except the people they most target in this book are children, because that's when their psychic power is the strongest.
You see any parallels with a particular conspiracy theory?
I'm not going to mention it, but the people that know what I'm talking about, I probably have their attention.
So there's these vampire people that prey on children, and what they do is they identify certain particular children, and they abduct them, and they bring them to pre-designated sites that they control, and they drug them, and they trick them or whatever.
And then they torture the living fuck out of them.
And he goes into great detail in the book to describe this.
So that at the height of their pain and suffering, that is when their psychic energy is the strongest, right?
And that's when they consume it, the psychic energy.
That's at the apex of the child's suffering and pain.
That's when they all join in the, oh, I almost said drinking, the consumption of the psychic energy.
And they have a big orgy.
So, I don't know.
I just thought you needed to know that Stephen King wrote that in a book in very, very great disturbing detail.
And then it just so happens to shockingly, almost shot for shot, mirror some very disturbing things I've read about in true crime regarding some very rich people that coincidentally abduct, torture, and murder children and do fucking weird things to them.
So, you know, just saying, if there's any cops out there that are like, I'm literally scared of nothing, maybe something you could look into because I would.
Oh, it's just something he wrote in a book.
It's not something he saw anywhere.
Yeah, because no one that's ever saw something somewhere ever put it in a book, right?
No one's ever fucking done that.
Oh, he's just a horror.
Are you accusing Stephen King of potentially being a child murderer?
Maybe.
I know one thing.
I've never written a very detailed book about child abduction and murder so I can consume their life force.
That a fucking person does that.
You guys have raided my house over things that don't even exist.
Never mind.
If I wrote a book like that, I would just be killed.
They would just kill me immediately.
They'd be like, I've seen enough.
Take them out.
Write what you know, right?
Yeah, people do that, don't they?
Why is this?
All right.
Creepy.
Dr. Sleep.
I mean, it's an interesting book.
I liked it, except there was that aspect of it that I found unnecessarily graphic and disturbing.
And to the point of, I'm suspicious now.
I'm officially, I'm officially, that's, Do you want me to put it on my Twitter profile?
I will.
I'm officially suspicious of Stephen King.
That's my official position.
That's official party platform.
That is official diagonal on state policy until further notice.
We are officially suspicious of Stephen King.
We're not alleging anything.
We're just very suspicious, and we're keeping a very close eye on him because our fucking radars are going off.
And I'm just going to keep shifting my weight in this chair until I think of something else to say.
Littlefoot says completely on.
I read that.
Oh, right.
That was a disgusting comment.
Right.
T-Money, oh boy, I have my own style.
It's Cecil.
I feel important.
Yep, you do.
Jenstein says, shit, they know about my blood farm.
I'll change my name to Jenstein.
Just it's funny when people do this.
R.I.S.
is happy anniversary, Jeremy Morgan.
It's our 18-month anniversary because Morgan made a video after we were together for six.
She's such a sweetheart.
And then it popped up a year later.
It's been a year, you know, like to me and the social media.
So I was like, oh, I guess it's our 18-month anniversary.
Yay, we're gay.
We're very gay.
Shut up.
You're just jealous.
You're just jealous.
You're just jealous that you're Trantifa and you eat cheese and you're gross and you're alone.
And when you die, no one's even going to fucking notice.
No one's probably even going to come to the door for a week.
They're only going to do it because the smell.
No one's even going to know when you're gone anyway.
And then when you do, people are going to forget.
They're not even going to remember.
Ten years will go by.
Whatever happened to that guy?
I think is he dead?
I don't know.
That was it.
That was your whole contribution.
Those people are very jealous.
They should.
I mean, it's, you know, they literally have nothing and it's all their fault.
What a wretched, you know, miserable spot to be in.
Constable Stompy Nixon.
See, there we go.
I knew he'd show up.
I, hey, you know, you better start acting right.
That was very rude what you did to those people.
And then to celebrate it, Constable Stompy, like that.
I mean, Constable Stompy.
There was old lady.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
To celebrate trampling over helpless people like that.
That's just, I mean, dude, like you just broadcast to every fucking pair of panties in the world that you have a micro dick.
You just told them you do.
Now what the fuck are you going to do?
Stompy?
Listen, Stompy, if you're going to stomp, you're supposed to stomp and then act like what a terrible thing I had to do.
I had to do it.
Right?
There's some sympathy there.
It's like, you know, she can kind of relate to that.
You can kind of seem stoic and heroic and you're, you know, hero figure.
It could be intact.
You know, you might get away with it.
But when you do this, you're like, oh, gross.
You're somebody that just likes to hurt defenseless people.
You're like a person that kills kittens, you know, like you're, you know.
And why do people do that?
Because kittens have bigger dicks than them, and that's infuriating.
I mean, imagine a kitten having a bigger dick.
I mean, I'd kill it too.
If I had a dick smaller than a kitten, I would probably also be named Constable Stompy.
But, you know.
Fortunately, I wasn't born with that defect.
My condolences, Stompy.
He says, my horse was never tight enough.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, he says, I love the new goat version of the musical ride.
My horse is never tight enough.
Well, then, that's very contradictory.
I mean, maybe you were doing your whole arm thing.
I don't, gross!
All right, that's enough.
Stompy, enough.
Man on the mountain sent me a message completely in Braille.
So I don't know if that's real.
It could be real.
Hey, oh, those are, oh, Cesis, those are bomb-making instructions.
That's what that is.
Oh, geez, now you're going to have to translate it in Braille to find out if it is or not.
Fuck, do you have a guy that does that?
Well, you're going to have to pay a contractor now.
Damn, I didn't know you could do that.
Or is it Morse code?
No, it's Morse code, idiot.
Well, that's easier.
But hey, I don't know.
They're going to have to call the old guy at work.
This is the Ceasis woman.
What?
Like, what the fuck is in Morse code?
Oh my god.
I'm fucking giving me...
It's like numbers and license shit.
Where's the fucking old guy that does all the training?
Where's Bob?
Bob, what the fuck is Morse code?
He's like, used to do Morse code every day in the 80s when they were intercepting shit from the Russians.
Now he's fucking chasing goat people around.
Morse code, it's in the bottom drawer.
Just bend down lower than that.
Keep going.
Yeah, now grab your hair, pull it under your legs, and stick it up your own fucking twat, Stephanie.
That's what fucking Morse code is.
I'm retiring two weeks.
Fuck off.
He slams the door.
Fucking Bob.
Just dial me on.
Right?
And that's the work environment that Cecil has to work in.
So it's not surprising that things aren't getting done over there.
But, alas, it's Morse code.
hey, you have to now, right?
You have to.
You have to do it.
And can you tell me what it says?
I'm actually invested in this now.
So when you translate this, please tell me what it says.
If you ever have the guts to talk to me.
But I won't anymore.
You know, I just don't.
I'm so insulted.
I actually hate you guys very much.
Bad Grandpa says Panzer Wagon, bouncy castles will be victorious.
I don't know what that means, but Ceces is on their way.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Dark Lord says, generally, Meinfjör, one doesn't deploy their primary visions behind enemy lines as a fobe.
Houses veil and checking the mail might net your an artillery strike.
hilarious mental image here.
Nigel says, in the process of setting up an all-bearded men's wet t-shirt car wash.
No, you're not.
Yeah, he is.
In support of my potential court cases on the deuce with the banker wife talking shit.
Waiting for Phil to set up triaths.
Phil, yeah, get on that.
Get on these triaths, Philip.
Richard Payne again says actually saw Stained on Tuesday.
Aaron Lewis absolutely kills it live.
Yeah, he does.
He's very talented, great singer.
I wasn't a huge Stained fan, and now he does like country rock kind of stuff, doesn't he?
But man, that song was right.
What was it called?
Ermile the only one.
Ermile, only one.
We're in the fed post.
Take a bullet from the ADL.
Yep.
Ermile, only one doing hate speech.
No, but there's not enough, that's for sure.
The Satanists, says Dark Lord, think displaying their sin absolves them of the karmic debt.
That is part of it.
If you're into that weird occult stuff, I mean, if it's real or not.
This is what people say.
That basically showing you what they've done in a way that you should be able to figure out if you were so inclined, it would actually be kind of obvious.
But because you don't choose to care, it's like putting an option on a table.
There's a million things on the table to look at.
One of them is like, here's the absolute truth.
And everybody picks other things because they're not interested.
They're interested.
Oh, sports is over here.
Oh, more clothes.
Oh, prostitutes.
And they're just there selling it to anybody that wants it.
Like, hey, you can take it for free.
Almost like they're mocking you.
It's like a power move.
It has like a psychological trick in a way almost, where they can just kind of openly do what they're doing right in front of you.
And then that way it absolves them of it.
Hey, it's like, hey, if they were smart enough to figure it out, then that's their own fault, right?
I didn't hide shit.
It's pretty obvious.
I mean, we fucking told everybody what we were going to do, didn't we?
And they did.
They do, don't they?
They tell you exactly what they're like, well, there's going to be a climate agenda.
There's too many people.
We're going to need the UN Sustainable Development Goals.
We're going to have 15-minute cities.
We're not going to have cars anymore.
We're going to have social credit score.
Like, they're telling you everything they're going to do.
They're not hiding shit.
That's a power move, right?
They don't even have to hide.
That's how powerful they are.
Hide from who?
Who's going to hurt?
They own everything.
Who are they going to hide from?
Themselves?
You?
At least that's how it is for now.
Time tonight's entertainment.
Bullock.
Hi.
How you doing?
He says, late to the stream, MWO Evely requires push-ups as punishment.
He does.
You will need to do those every day.
We'll assume the standard applies.
Yeah.
How late are you?
Oof, an hour and about 12 minutes, and it's 200 push-ups per minute for being late, so you're going to be a long time.
Sorry.
Here's cock gobbling.
Cesis says, come on, do a terror.
Okay.
New name for Cesis says, how many lion, peeky blinder, stoic quote pictures do I need to post on my Twitter to become tough and badass?
Well, judging from the frequency that people do this, I would think it's got to be millions, millions of times because they keep doing it.
And it still hasn't happened.
They're still not tough or badass.
So I don't know.
We haven't found out yet.
It's at least millions and counting.
So we'll have to get back to you.
Bad Grandpa Gen says, attack of the bouncy castles.
Are you going to attack somebody with bouncy castles, sir?
There they go again.
C, C says they're making threats.
You see what I've got to deal with every day.
AMT60 says, I loved your Twitter post today.
Twitter is daycare for people that are too old to be in daycare.
Yeah.
Notice I didn't use the word adults because to call them adults would be unfair.
Most people on Twitter are like, they're not their children, right?
It's just ridiculous.
The shit they're, you know?
Yeah.
Twitter is daycare for people that are too old to be in daycare.
And they're on there all day, right?
Like, that's their daycare.
Like, just some loser, nope, like, useless person.
There's nothing to do.
They're on Twitter all day.
It's their daycare.
They're being, you know, they're with Twitter right now.
And who else is on Twitter?
The other daycare kids.
And they're all just fighting with each other like idiots all day from their bedrooms in their pajamas all over the country all day long in adult daycare.
That's what Twitter is.
It's incredible.
It's like, it's a circus.
It's so much more entertaining now that they've let actual humans back on.
And so people are just fucking fighting everywhere.
Everywhere is war all the time.
And I'm just like, this is great.
This is amazing.
Even if you don't want to get into it, you can just watch the back and forth.
It's very entertaining.
It's very fun.
And that's how people end up in adult daycare.
If they just sit there and that's all they want to do is basically be a dramatic.
They want to be a teenager forever.
They just want to stand there and gossip and do stupid things.
He says, when I'm eating or bored, I go on Twitter.
Right.
I listen to your podcast when driving or walking.
Cool.
Hopefully, careful driving.
You may slam on the brakes in disgust at any moment.
Peaky Blinders were commies.
Yeah, they were, weren't they?
I didn't ever watch that show.
I never really got into it, but I did hear that.
Didn't really get into it.
Let's see.
Jenstein says, some red to match your jacket.
Blood for blood.
Never forgive.
Never forget, Dex.
That's right.
We've got a couple of things here to get through.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
It's very nice of you.
Man on the Mountains is, or I suppose this is from Papa Squirrel, the long ship's sail on the first night of the blue moon.
He cracked the code.
Now Ceces has to figure out what it really means.
Oh, so you shouldn't even have said that.
But this is messages to Papa Squirrel, and it says the long ship sail on the first night of the blue moon.
Oh, I know what he means.
I know what's going on.
Ceces, you better get on top of that.
You don't want to miss this.
You don't want to be late on this one.
Oh, Ceces.
Oh, man.
The long ships that are sailing on the first night of the blue moon.
How is this not obvious?
You're so fucking.
All right.
I mean, it's the most clearest day, you know, election day plot I've ever seen.
Clearly, they're planning something.
The blue moon, the Conservative Party.
Don't you understand?
Long ships clearly means snipers.
They're writing it down right now.
What else?
What else?
When's the first night of the blue moon?
We're just, we've been making shit up for an app for years!
I can, the mental energy that it, do you have any idea how exhausting it is for me to constantly have to explain and untangle this fucking long-running narrative that goes back years?
And people are like, by the time I'm done, they're like, let me get this straight.
Are you telling me?
And I'm like, yep.
And then they look at it and they're like, oh my God.
Like, it's traumatizing for people to find out how badly you've dropped the ball.
It really is kind of frightening.
Plutonimus says, on the first night of the blue moon, I hear the cry of the Dagaloon.
Oh, fuck.
See, and that's another code that just got invented just now that is probably ominous for something.
Now, yeah, you're probably right.
I have said too much.
Bearded nomads shut me up.
Yeah, I can't be.
Never talk.
Never talk to them.
Oh, we just want to be friends.
No.
They're going to find out about the blue moon.
That's our secret pl- That's our super weapon.
If they discover Operation Blue Moon, it's over.
I can't believe you guys are communicating over these unsecured comms like this about Operation Blue Moon.
You're talking about Operation Blue Moon right now in front of all of these fucking fucking plutonists too.
Like, these guys just don't care.
They don't care at all.
All right.
What else is there to care about?
But not yet.
I could get to that.
Not that yet.
I'm going to keep that song.
Don't let me forget about it.
That's good.
We got the ADL here.
And we got, again, I did touch on this a little bit earlier, and I just want to remind people that, again, these communist people, they're all pedophiles.
I don't know why there's so many pedophiles that are also woke.
You know?
I just don't know.
Have you guys ever seen this clip from Dennis Prager?
For no, for just, you know, I just found a clip from Dennis Prager that I've never seen before, and I'm just going to play it because he's a very inspiring guy and amazing.
So we're going to listen to whatever it is he's going to say here, and I'm sure it's going to be great.
Would you use the word evil of animated child pornography?
No, I can't.
No, I would use evil only with behavior.
That's where we might differ, forgetting the sex issue.
You can't be evil.
You didn't do evil if you thought evil.
You didn't evil.
If I'm masturbating to animated pictures of pornography, I'm not doing something evil.
That's correct.
Yeah, I think that's despicable.
Yeah.
Really?
Yes, of course.
That's where you and I differ, Dennis.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone does.
Everyone finds that abhorrent and that you don't.
And CRJ, get the list.
We are now...
Where's the fucking...
We have a serious problem.
I'm starting to notice a lot of things.
And I don't like what I'm noticing.
In fact, when I talk about the things that I've noticed, other people notice that I've noticed.
And they don't like that I've noticed.
And they really want me to stop noticing.
But I cannot help but notice.
So for now!
Stephen King!
We are officially suspicious of Stephen King!
We're not alleging anything.
It's an overall sense of suspicion.
Second line!
Dennis Prager!
Not alleging anything!
Not alleging anything!
But again!
A tangible feeling of suspicion has arisen in the people of De Hagalon!
So it is official state policy that we are suspicious of you.
I'm just telling you, wherever you're going to go, people are going to look at you like this when you go by.
And we don't know where that's going to lead.
You better fucking watch yourselves.
And, uh, CRJ, just go ahead and make, like, a lot more lines.
Like, we're gonna need...
Was it, like, how big was the list?
I just want to know how big lists have been in the past.
For my own sense of where I would be on the range of people that have made lists of other...
You know what I mean?
I just want to have a...
Those are big lists.
Just be prepared to compete.
That's all I'm asking.
Alright?
King!
Prager!
And probably millions of other people!
There!
Glad we straightened that out.
No more room for confusion.
Wall Banger says, can anyone guess what Stevie King and Dennis Prager have in common?
They seem to be...
Something going on there.
Don't be careful what you notice.
They don't like that.
The anti-noticing league is going to be all over you.
Bullock says, Can we expect wish the word for a bike riding monologue?
What?
Can we expect dash space wish the word for a bike riding monologue question mark three dots?
Um yes.
No.
Oh, wait.
Oh, expect slash wish.
Oh, you mean like the old videos I used to do?
See, I'm like mocking the guy, and he's actually like an old school super fan from like five years ago.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I don't know if I'll be able to this year.
I could.
I just never come up.
I just, I don't know.
There's so little time between this and everything else and all the phone calls and all the constant maintenance.
Dude, it's mental.
It's like 18-hour days.
Pretty much.
And yeah.
I just never got around to it.
But I would like to.
I would like to do another one someday.
We're on Halifax again.
Oh, that would be interesting, actually, to compare how much worse it's gotten.
But it would have to be around the same time.
I think it was in the fall.
So maybe.
Maybe you're in luck.
Maybe this September, October.
Maybe I'll get back to Halifax.
I'll do another helmet cam.
And then you can notice how much things have changed in Halifax.
Did you notice?
Oh, I noticed.
I bet a lot of people have noticed.
Halifax, did you notice?
Anyway, he says, sending funds to cover our never-ending carbon tax fuel requirement.
Yeah, they're just going to go up forever for this creation.
Gas is $1.86 here in Nova Scotia, if anybody's wondering.
Or draw another angry NCO Picto Graham or push-ups.
We could do both.
Pat McGroin, good to see you, whoever you are.
Just out for a reaper, you bud!
Too deadly you were.
Yep.
I have no idea.
Actually, or I really have no idea.
I don't know.
See, I just have to guess.
I literally have no idea who anyone is now, so neither does Cesus.
This is fun.
They're like, oh, they got to do all new catalogs.
People got to cross-reference and, you know, they're going to have to get analysts in here to try and examine who does this sound like?
That guy's in Morse code.
This guy's speaking in code.
This guy's trying to use phonetics.
Now they're using Chinese characters.
Are they really Chinese?
Does it even make sense?
We don't know.
But, you know, actually, don't bother with the Chinese.
I feel like the people at CSIS are really good at reading it for some reason.
That would actually probably be...
I'm going to bully you.
I'm going to make fun of you.
Because you guys are rude.
You guys are rude.
You hit on all of my friends and not me.
You called all of my friends and not me.
What am I, ugly?
This is outrageous.
I'm not even worth honeypotting?
Nothing.
Like, I...
Nothing at all.
Giant spider.
This is gross.
I gotta go to this point.
Um, all right.
I know what it's time for.
It's time for a musical break.
Why not?
We're almost halfway through.
Oh, yeah.
I put this off long enough.
People are like, I wanted to watch this fucking music video.
45 fucking minutes.
Go!
I know.
But mentally ill, spiders, dressed like the devil.
It's unpredictable.
You don't know what's going to happen.
And we got people like Dennis out there saying he wants to spank it to animated child porn.
All right?
We don't have time for things.
We got to go.
We got to take things as we take them.
All right?
It'll be time for the video, and it's time for the video.
In fact, now that you're getting all uppity about it, maybe I don't want to play it anymore.
What do you think about that?
Oh, some of the people in the audience are armed.
Okay.
Well, we'll play it.
I'm not saying I won't.
Maybe I'll just play it.
Anthony Oliver, I don't know where he's from or anything about that.
He's definitely American.
He's in the South somewhere.
And this is his song called Rich Men North of Richmond.
This is live right now.
Take it away.
I've been selling my soul, working all day, overtime hours for bullshit pay.
So I can sit out here and waste my life away.
Drag back home and drown my troubles away.
It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to for people like me.
People like you.
Wish I could just wake up and not be true.
But it is all it is.
Living in the new world.
With a whole soul.
The rich men know the rich men.
Lord knows it all.
Just wanna have total control.
Wanna know what you think.
Wanna know what you do.
And they don't think you know.
Wanna know that you do.
But your daughter hates shit.
And it's taxed to know him.
He's a rich man.
Bitch, man.
Bitch, man.
Wish politicians look out for miners.
And not just miners on an island somewhere.
Lord, we got folks in the street.
Ain't got nothing to eat.
And the whole beach, milk and welfare.
Lord, if you're five foot three and your 300 pounds taxes don't pay for your banks or full drowns.
Young men are putting themselves six feet in the ground.
Cause all this damn country does is keep on kicking them down.
Lord, it's a damn shame.
What the world's got to do?
People like me.
People like you.
Wish I could just wake up and not be true.
But it is, oh it is, living in the new world With the whole soul.
These rich men know the rich men.
Lord knows it all.
Just wanna have total control.
Wanna know what you think.
Wanna know what you do.
And then don't think you know, but I know that you do.
Cause your dollar ain't shit.
And it's taxed to know him.
Cause the Redsmen, North Redsmen
I've been selling my soul, working all day, overtime hours for bullshit pay.
I've been selling my soul, working all day, overtime hours for bullshit pay.
Dude, that is the fucking working man song of the ages, is it not?
He hit so many fucking things in that two-minute song, two and a half minutes.
That's all that was.
That's power, man.
That's real art from the soul of a man who gives a shit with just the truth.
And it only took him two minutes and change.
Got your attention fast.
You got the message quick, and you could feel it in your fucking soul.
That's a, dude, that's a 10. That is a great song.
That is a fucking incredible song, man.
Good for him.
I hope he gets fucking rich.
And here's another thing.
This guy's already, like, everywhere.
And he's, of course, of course, right?
Very little mainstream attention.
Why?
Well, you can kind of tell where his politics probably lean, don't you?
He's a fucking southern factory worker, right?
Doesn't seem to like a lot of the way things are going.
Oh, gee, I can guess who he probably votes for, right?
So imagine all of the bullshit capacity of the machine when it wants to make someone popular and famous that has no business being one at all, like a no-talent retard.
Like just any random idiot with minimal training could do exactly the same as this person's doing.
And it's like, why are they famous?
Oh, because they knew somebody and somebody else's cousin needed a job and fucking went.
You know, like that's, it's all nepotism and bullshit.
It's not based on talent.
It's not based on soul or anything.
The entertainment industry is complete dog shit.
It's dead.
It's nothing there.
Because when do you go to the theater?
When do you ever see something that makes you feel like that?
That?
When's the last time any of this cookie cutter, mass-produced, fucking dog shit factory called artists made you feel anything like that?
Probably never.
It's just trash.
Art?
Trash.
They just make trash.
You're the McDonald's of art.
That's what the mainstream is.
You're the McDonald's of culture.
Instant, synthetic, not even real, super fucking bad for you.
That's what you are.
That's what you people are in the mainstream media and these fucking pundits.
You're the fast food of the version of the real thing.
Steak, fucking medium rare McDonald's.
That's you.
The only reason you're even tolerated is because people are so depressed and broke and beaten inside that they're like, fuck it.
Just give me the McDicks.
Whatever.
I don't even care.
If people gave a shit, you wouldn't even fucking exist.
You wouldn't exist.
Because standards are so low.
That's why you even exist.
Otherwise, you wouldn't have had it.
You wouldn't have had what it made to you wouldn't have had the parts to make anything of yourselves ever.
You exist at the lowest possible standard.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you understand?
The minimal to no negative level effort.
They're working from home in their underwear over Zoom.
These men used to go to work, serious men in like the 50s and the 60s.
They're getting dressed in suits and ties and the whole thing.
Going into a building, into a dark building, smoking cigars and drinking.
They're like, all right, what the fuck are we going to do this?
Like much more.
And now it's like, I can't be bothered.
I have too many medical conditions.
I'm fucking.
That was one of the themes of the song, right?
Did you like that part?
The obese people on welfare can't be bothered.
Oh, my taxes.
No, I'm not paying for those.
You pay for my fudge rounds.
While what happens?
Good men put themselves six feet in the ground because this world keeps kicking them down.
Holy fuck.
Dude.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
This was a Tyson one-punch KO, you know, knockout.
Like, wow.
Masterpiece.
Fantastic.
Love that song.
The shitty thing about that is he'll become known for that, and it's so unlikely he'll ever be able to reproduce something that good again.
Because it's just, it's one of those, like, the planets align, right?
The right people had to see it for it to get out.
It was made at the right time, the right mood of the nation, of the culture, of the world.
You know, all of the, the song was good.
He could say, like, there's so many things that had to go together for it to, like, make the, bake the perfect cake, you know?
What did you guys think of it?
You guys all probably hated it.
I only listened to Barbie.
Aqua, Barbie World.
Everybody's into Barbie now.
Like, are you guys this, is this this easy?
Here, make a Barbie movie.
Yeah, they'll fucking be.
Yes, they'll watch it.
They'll watch anything.
You guys all watched it.
Most of you guys, a ton of you guys watched it.
Why?
I'm going to go see how stupid it is.
Oh, it's real stupid.
Don't wait, you know.
It's like you ever see somebody that drinks something or eats something that tastes terrible and then they go back for more?
You're like, what are you doing?
Like, oh, it's terrible.
why are you still eating it?
I don't know.
Stop that.
It's not good for you.
Brad, how are you?
He says, hiding in plain sight.
I have likely been on Cecil's watch list for years, 100%, for being a dissident.
And like many veterans, not too pleased to be repaid government slash global mercenaries.
Yeah, guys tend to get real upset when they find that out.
But you know what?
It's freeing because everything starts to make sense.
When things don't make sense, it's really stressful.
I can't tell you how angry it made me to find out what actually went on, but how much it also fixed my brain.
Because before then, I was this veteran with these issues and dead friends and confusion and just like, what the fuck?
I mean, so when I say it needs to make sense, it needs to make sense or you will go insane because you can't help but think about it.
And if you can't think through beginning, middle, end and be able to close the book and be like, okay, I understand what happened now.
Now you can get over it.
But if you don't understand what happened, you can't process it.
Like, I don't know how people can.
Oh, once upon a time, I went over to this place with a bunch of my friends.
We all dressed the same, and we had like murder competitions.
Like, we would try and see which of our teams could kill more of the other team.
So we had murder competitions.
And then we went home, and then we just stopped doing that.
And then I worked at Staples Business Depot.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Yeah, not really.
They were bad, I think.
What do you mean they were bad?
They were different, and they were really radically different people.
Why were you there?
I'm not sure.
Something about a guy with a beard in a cave, I guess?
I don't know.
Anyway, most of my friends are dead, though.
See, that's kind of caused some mental log jams in your fucking emotional processing when you can't even understand what the fuck just happened.
That would be like being in a plane crash.
Crawling out of the plane crash, mostly everyone's dead.
And for some reason, everyone gets up and just goes back to their lives and no one ever talks about the plane crash.
Do you know how fucking crazy that would be?
And you're like, hey, so what was that about?
And everyone's like, I don't know.
Hey, did you see the fucking Barbie movie?
What?
So, you know, it was stressful, right?
It's bothering, you know, and then there's Remembrance Day comes up and you, hey, you get to remember it all again.
Sure hope that was worth it, I think.
I'm not sure.
I don't understand.
Like, it makes no sense, right?
So I had to know.
I had to find out.
And it's as angry as it makes you, you get set free from that.
That's worse.
That's a prison of madness of never really understanding why.
To not understand why you committed yourself to the most intense experience that you will ever have in your life, nothing's ever going to top it.
Unless it happens to you again, that's it.
It's never going to get that crazy again.
Never.
Oh, man, my midterms were really crazy.
Really?
Were they like a guy on top of you with a bayonet trying to stick it in your face?
Were they that crazy?
It's never going to get that crazy again.
So, yeah, so that incredibly intense experience that is going to shape you for the rest of your life.
And you don't even know what it was about or what it was for or why it happened.
You don't know anything about it.
You just did it and went home.
That's going to fuck with your...
That's going to fuck with your head.
Or some people it will.
Some people probably don't care.
They don't even think about it.
They're just like, whatever.
Didn't care.
But people that do care, people like me, it needs to make sense.
I had to make it make sense.
And then once it did, you know, you're still angry.
People are angry when they get betrayed and they stay angry forever because you're like, oh, I can't trust you.
You're a backstabber.
I have knives in my back from you.
I can't trust you.
In fact, I'm never turning my back to you again because you'll stick me in the back a second time.
The first one was meant to kill me and it didn't.
Now I'm still here and you're still here and you're like, well, I guess we'll hang out.
Like, well, you just, you stabbed me in the back and we're going to hang out.
No, fuck you.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
But when it makes sense, you understand you're still kind of in this fight and all the guys you lose and everything bad that happens, it's like, it's just, it's just fuel for the fire.
Because we know who did it.
We know where it's coming from.
And we know why.
Same people.
They took you for a ride.
You got ripped off.
You got tricked.
Guess what?
That's happening everywhere all the time to everyone.
And the same people are doing it.
And the same people are doing it.
Can't say most of their names because it's illegal in Canada.
That's not a red flag at all, is it?
Oh, you can't say that, or we'll put you in jail.
Oh, it is?
Really?
Well, that raises some questions.
New questions.
That's a whole new set of questions I learned back in the day.
It's like, what do you mean you can't say this?
Or you'll go to jail?
There's things you can't say and you'll go to jail like you're a violent criminal.
Oh, yeah, they'll give you 10 years.
10 years for saying things?
Yep.
In Canada.
Yeah.
Since when?
Ah, not that long ago.
So it wasn't always like this.
No.
Uh-huh.
I only have one question.
Shoot.
The people that made it like this where you can't say the things you go to jail, are they also the people you can't talk about where you'll go to jail?
Yeah, that's it.
Oh my god, man.
That's not a red flag, dude.
I don't see a problem.
I just...
If I was the president...
Pretend I'm the president.
Pretend I'm the president and I make it illegal to talk bad about me or I'll put you in jail forever.
And let you set our sights and try to fight over me.
What would your reaction to that be like?
I say drunk authority The size of the majority Raised by the system Now there's nothing right against them Cool president, huh?
We're sick of a treason Sick of your lies Fuck, no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes First nation, domination We're the rage of a new generation We're leading it We're dying And we're never gonna stop Stop trying Stop trying Stop trying Stop trying You
know The time is right To take it Jenstein says Cesus must be annoyed by your supporters Oh yes Dude We annoy the shit out of them We're basically in a death struggle We've annoyed Cesus into making us their number one target and they can't stop They can't stop They've been driven to madness So Just curious, your largest donation.
At one time on the stream, I think $1,000.
I think so, yeah.
Or $1,001, something like that.
There was one night a couple years ago where there was some shenanigans that went on.
It was pretty wild.
I'm pretty sure.
It might have been Gary.
I feel like it might have been Gary, but I don't know.
Coincidentally, he's being investigated for some reason.
Isn't that weird?
So, buyer, beware.
You know, I didn't, don't say I didn't warn you, right?
Honestly, would I fucking warn you?
I'm just, I'm literally, if I was just trying to make money, would I warn you that, like, hey, if you donate a lot of money to me, somebody may come around and ask questions to you.
You don't have to talk to them.
I would definitely not say a fucking word at all because they're not trying to help you or me.
But that, it may trigger that.
That has happened before.
Just say, especially if you use your real name.
In fact, actually, that has, as far as I know, maybe exclusively been the case.
There was a cop I knew that got visited at work, and there was two other guys and one woman that, because they used their actual real names, and eventually somebody was like, so you're watching people talking on the internet, are you?
Yes, in Canada, this happens.
Yep.
So I'm warning you, just so you full disclosure, this is what the world is now, right?
Because I'm that much of a greedy prick that I would do that because I don't like to see.
It bothers me when they fuck with innocent people that are just trying to help somebody they like.
That's fucking insane.
That's fucking insane.
You guys are fucking insane goblin people, right?
Pat McGroin says she ain't worth a 30 cube of pill blood, straight 10 plus.
Is that from that's a letter of Kenny, right?
I never really got into that one as much.
And Ia Tohia says that's a dangerous ginger.
All gingers are dangerous.
Not all dangerous people are gingers, but all gingers are dangerous people.
That's true.
That's very true.
Dude, we're all part leprechaun.
We have the blood rage.
Like, you got to be careful.
Gee, that was involuntary.
I don't know even what that was.
Let's get consumed.
The doctor takes me.
That's where I saw the leprechaun.
He told me to burn things.
That's right, Ralphie.
Buzz, 100%.
He says, thank you very much.
Bad grandpa, new directive.
Camps are now known as institutions.
Okay, good.
Institutions it is.
And Man on the Mountain says, oh, we have an update.
Operation Blue Moon, Sea-based Operation Blue Moon, Helicopter Rides, Operation Blue Goon, Cesis Reveals.
Well, you're not going to get any more clues than that, Cesis.
That's pretty on the nose.
That is very, very, very concerned.
I mean, experts are concerned now.
Man on the mountain, what are you doing?
What are you doing, man on the mountain?
Experts are now concerned.
Barbara Perry's going to start stress eating again.
And you saw how big she's gotten.
Oh, my goodness.
Man on the mountain.
Man on the mount.
Well, now there's experts are concerned.
Jenstein.
I had a feeling you were going to do this, so I warned you not to.
But he doesn't care.
Jenstein is with a very generous donation.
Please get a new chair.
No.
Yeah, I know.
It probably is annoying.
I can't hear it, but you can.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
You're very, you know, it says, or spray it with WT-40 and give this to the lawyer.
It'll be in his pocket tomorrow.
Is he with you right now?
Text him.
Make sure my lawyer's not in the audience.
Pulling a Smithers.
That's right.
Just keep donating.
Everybody's happy.
Everybody's having a good time.
That's right.
It didn't need to come to this.
I appreciate it, man.
You're fucking crazy.
Thank you very much.
Pilot Mike, here's to bumping my name up the priority watch list.
Oh, dude, every pilot named Mike in this country.
Have you not seen the charts?
They are getting killed at an alarming rate.
We are down like 17 pilots named Michael just in 2022.
You better watch yourself, sir.
He says, I just took a job at home as a chef.
No, he must have spelled it.
A chief pilot.
So technically today, Diagolon amassed an air force of five helicopters, which is more than the Royal Canadian Air Force.
Also true.
Diagolon's Air Force is now bigger than the Army's, which is not anything to be impressed about.
We don't have a very good army.
It's very small and very broken and very doesn't give a fuck at all anymore.
And I mean, not a fucking, not a single fuck is given to that place.
Like, here's how you broke the soul, broke the fucking, the back of the Canadian forces.
The Canadian military has always been small because we're not, I mean, geographically a very large nation, not that very many, not many people, right?
Through the World Wars, we had like, what, 15 million population, not a lot.
We have 30 million.
We're basically California, not even, with less industry and worse weather.
However, we did do a lot of participation in the major wars and stuff.
And even in the years since, throughout the Cold War and stuff, we didn't have a very large military, but it was enough to be considered on a battlefield.
It was there and it was able to do things.
It was able to take and hold ground and smash things and do.
There wasn't a lot of us, but for the space that we occupied, we'll fucking fuck your shit up, dude.
We're as good as anybody else.
So battalion to battalion, division to division, we'll fucking ice you, dog.
Problem is, there's probably 10 of their divisions.
We only got one, but man to man.
But that's always the way Canada's been.
In Korea, we only had, you know, not a very large contingent.
Very big war.
We had like 500 and some dead in that war, by the way.
Most people, they call it the forgotten war in Canada.
However, that concept, that is what the Canadian fighting man, like that, that gets downloaded into your brain through the esprit de corps, the culture of the units, of the regiments, the stories of the battles of years past in Med Act Pocket and all of this concept of like, there's not a lot, like basically the Spartan 300.
It's like, because there's so few of us, we have to be so fucking good at everything.
We have to have no mercy.
You understand?
We were beating the shit out of our own guys in the 80s.
Like, people could beat the shit out of you.
Just smack you around and fucking drown you.
Like, it was crazy.
You know, compared to today's standards, which are soft as fuck, by the way.
When I got in in 2003, it was starting to soften up.
And the old guys were like, these guys are fucking pussies.
And they were right.
Compared to them, we were.
But by today's standards, when I got in, that is, you're going to Guantanamo Bay for human rights abuses compared to today's generations who are now all fucking.
Oh, I'm a victim.
I need a safe space.
I'm joining the Marines.
Oh, my Lord.
You know?
So now we have an army that is now small and not professional.
Not the Spartan 300.
It's a fucking joke.
It's not even joke standards, but there's a fuckload of us.
So even in that environment, you can still kind of thrive as a professional warrior and soldier where there's like, there's an army of 2 million, but they're all trash, but I'm not.
I'm like one of the king.
I'm one of their fucking knights, you know.
I'm one of the fucking champions of the horde, essentially.
You're the fucking bad.
You have those guys, so they can, you know, they can live their life as a warrior that way with dignity.
The army they belong to may not be incredibly professional and impressive man-to-man, but as an army, it can fucking ruin your day.
And that guy's particularly proud of it and takes it very seriously.
And he's a formidable warrior, even though he's from a shit army.
That guy can fuck you.
Those guys always exist in every fighting force in the world.
As shitty as you think it is, there's going to be some guy in that pile who is not a joke.
He is hard as fuck.
All right?
Those guys exist.
They're warriors.
But the key thing is they get to live with dignity.
Our guys don't have that.
The modern soldier can't serve with dignity.
And that is so humiliating and gross and sad.
It's like telling a kid that Christmas is canceled or something and pointing it like, I don't know.
To go from where we had super, I mean, when I got in, the standards for like the sniper school was like, we're going to send 40 guys and maybe we'll get two of them.
We'll graduate.
Maybe two.
Maybe.
We're basically just wasting time because we're that fucking obsessed with quality.
That used to be the regular everyday Canadian military unit.
I don't mean special forces.
I mean, this was just 2nd Battalion of the RCR.
It's like, yeah, we sent 40 guys to sniper course.
None of them passed.
Fuck them all.
Start again.
What?
Oh, yeah, we were insane.
My buddy, who, you know, a year, almost a year ago now passed away, he did one of the leadership courses there.
And it was just, they wouldn't let them run it anymore because it was too brutal.
Too many people failed and got hurt and had like broken legs.
They're like, you know, it's like, I gave you 40 men.
I expected at least 30 master corporals.
And you have seven men.
Two of them are also now maybe crippled for life.
Like, yeah, but they'll fucking these guys.
It doesn't matter because the quality of these seven men is worth far more.
That's how we have to fight on a battlefield.
That's our strategy.
We don't have the numbers to field large numbers of shitty, you know, mediocre troops that can overwhelm the enemy in numbers.
We don't have that.
We only have very few.
So the only way a small army can be effective and defend itself is to then outmatch the larger forces with skill and efficiency.
And we don't have either, dude.
We've got people walking around obese with purple hair and nose rings, and I'm offended.
And They fucking posted a goddamn cat on Instagram the other day and said it's like Special Forces Cat Day.
So when you hit the fucking beach with the Russians, just know you're fucked.
You don't even have killers with you anymore.
You can't be like at least real confident.
It's like, dude, we know what we're doing.
And we would go compete with other countries around the world.
We would do war games against the Americans, the British, Australia, all this stuff.
And we would like, you know, sometimes they'd win, sometimes we'd win.
We're all pretty good.
We're all about just as good as each other.
That's all gone.
Those units that we were in from 20 years ago would fucking, dude, ask the old guys.
The battalions from like 2008, 2009, they would fucking forget it.
Forget it.
One-on-one, you're going to get fucking massacred.
Merciless.
Now you have armies where it's like, I still, it's hard to walk that far.
I'm on my duties.
Like, those guys would fucking break each, like, you know, goats, fight through injuries just for bragging rights that they would finish a 27-kilometer pack march before that guy.
That's what they used to do.
But my cat's pregnant, and I can't go to the field this way.
Oh, fuck off.
Just stop.
I put pronouns in my emails.
You're not an army anymore, guys.
Your own men.
The warriors, the professional.
This is what I was trying to get at.
The professional warriors you have.
I had a specific guy in mind.
And this is something he really prided himself on.
Was that like, we can't, that's how we'll beat everybody.
We'll beat everybody by being better than everybody at everything all the time.
That's basically how JTF2 operates.
And they're very, very good.
Or they were.
And now we can't even have that.
We're like, actually, we're just going to ditch standards.
We're not even.
Depressing, you know?
And you can see the quality degrading.
You can see the standards slipping.
You can physically see it happening.
You see the waistlines expanding.
It's just like, man.
It's depressing, you know?
Good job, Canada.
We're doing great, kid.
Anyway.
CRJ says, when are we doing the next Super Chat money bomb?
I think it's happened.
He says, I have my golden trebuchet ready to hurl gold.
We have to launch gold at the sky to appease it.
It's climate change.
You have to feed gold to the sky or else it'll melt everybody.
That's the science is fucking settled, you got.
You're an idiot.
If you believe in climate change, you're an absolute retard.
He says, Cam!
He's yelling at Cam.
And Jenstein, who else is rich?
Who else is rich?
I hope you guys are rich.
I would be happy.
I'm glad.
I wish every one of you guys could was like in a position where you're like, I'm fucking good.
I'm ready for the apocalypse.
Bring it.
You don't have to be rich.
You just have to be secure, right?
That's all any of us wants, and that's all anybody needs.
And I think that's something everybody deserves, and that's well within reach.
There's no reason we couldn't all have that, considering the resources that we have, where we are, and the fact that we don't, and the fact that so many people don't, and it's so out of reach for most people, is absolutely fucking insane.
That should be infuriating, right?
And that's what that guy's song speaks to.
It's text to no end.
They want to know what you do and know what you think.
How much abuse, you know?
And we're getting there.
And you're going to start seeing these little...
Remember I said how we're like a disease to it?
To the monster?
The trucker convoy was like a real bad fever.
It got like a 109-degree fever.
And it was in bed for like three weeks.
Like, oh, man, it was real sick then.
But every once in a while, something like that happens.
And it's like, where'd that come from?
What is that?
Like, little sores are popping up and little symptoms and signals and signs that something is brewing underneath the surface.
Still waters run deep and all that.
Donut Smoker says $5 says you can't smoke more donuts than I. Smoke donuts?
And his name is Donut Smoker.
Oh, it's a picture.
Oh, this looks like a picture of the flip.
Donut.
How do you smoke a donut?
I don't know what that means.
Eat a donut?
I think he probably means eat.
I think they do it.
I think the fake conservative people, they're all fat.
I think they call it genociding donuts.
I think they pride themselves on mass liquidation.
That's why they arrange the donuts by race, and then they just eliminate one at a time.
So they call it a donut genocide.
I don't know.
Bullock says, if you were president, would clemency be in your toolbox of special powers?
It depends.
Asking this is currently living in the Justice Junta.
Will things get better living under old stripey?
Depends on who you are.
Wilma Dickfitt.
Hello, Wilma.
Oh, that's a strange name.
Must be Polish.
I caught the RCMP sneaking around my place one time.
They must have worked for the K-9 unit because my dog's asshole needed stitches.
Well, you know, that's maybe you and Derek should talk.
Maybe you might have some tips that he's going to need in the future because he's trying to run a successful business.
He's not doing this just for the kicks.
He's looking for long-term success.
See, he says, quiche lover?
Well, I do have to bring up quiche.
The troops are being issued cats for Chinese rations.
The Chinese troops are being issued cats.
Is that what you mean?
they have some pretty crazy units too a lot of mass recruited garbage but also you know the Chinese Be very mistaken.
But that's, you know, they win by numbers.
They got a lot of people.
Oh, the wars.
We were talking about Sweden.
Yeah, so anyway, I just wanted, you know, That's Sweden now.
That's all.
Where are you thinking about going to Sweden?
That's it.
That's what it looks like.
Okay?
Okay.
That's Sweden.
Oh, and there's something here about a rape crisis, you know, bombing.
Yeah, it's basically at war with itself.
I don't know why.
It's really diverse now.
So, I mean, it's got that strength.
That's why you don't have to worry about Sweden, guys, is because diversity is strength, and Sweden has so much diversity now.
So it's fucking, it's really strong.
So I'm sure it'll pull itself out of this downward, fiery, explodey, stabby spiral because of its strength that it has somewhere.
I'm sure.
All right.
Twitter is just not.
What am I doing?
That's not what I wanted.
What are these?
Crap.
Stuff's all screwy.
Whatever.
This one?
No.
My legs are all screwed up.
So I'll just pick one at random.
Let's see.
Censoring information.
Oh, there, the life expectancy stuff.
That'll be interesting to talk about.
But in case you didn't know, this was just something.
I mean, they're not even trying, man.
This was in the media the other day, the Canadian press.
The Prime Minister's office says it consulted with the Ethics Commissioner about the trip because there's been a couple of violations that the Ethics Commissioner had to concede by the Prime Minister for holiday trips in the past.
So they made sure to clear this one with the Ethics Commissioner before they do.
Except that there is no Ethics Commissioner.
The job is vacant right now.
So it's unsure.
We're unclear of who we cleared this with.
I think I've seen enough.
We should have done this a long time ago.
I don't know why we didn't.
I think I've just, you know, I was giving people the benefit of the doubt.
I didn't want to start making lists this early.
But you know what?
CRJ, number three, officially suspicious.
100% suspicious.
You're telling me he queered a very expensive vacation with an ethics commissioner that doesn't exist?
Well, I'm now officially suspicious of the prime minister.
I think he might be up to some shenanigans.
He's lying about things.
That makes me suspicious of him.
Like he might be lying about other things.
Because people that lie lie more than once, and they lie a lot, you know.
So now you have to think about that.
So that's good.
Ah!
Mmm.
Hmm.
Oh, well, this is probably relevant.
New files show the White House administration forced Facebook to censor, quote, true information on vaccine side effects.
And employees were quite upset.
Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jim Jordan released a second batch of files Friday showing that the Biden administration was forcing Facebook to censor content relating to the old, including what employees there described as true information.
So like, this is from a lab of scientists and doctors.
This is real.
Censor it.
We don't care.
Government said so.
In July of 21, Facebook's head of global affairs asked why the FBI, the FBI, had been censoring the COVID lab league theory.
The answer was clear.
It says, quote, because we were under pressure from the administration.
We shouldn't have done it.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Can someone quickly remind me why we were removing rather than demoting labeling claims that COVID is man-made before May?
Because we were under pressure and we shouldn't have done it.
Hmm.
Well, that's...
Oh, my God.
Yes, them two.
Suspicious.
I'm just going to start nodding.
Oh, that's what happens.
I just realized that's what dictators do.
And like mafia hit men.
Like, right, like mafia movies and stuff, right?
That's why that is.
You know, ever see that in the movie?
It'll be some guy just like fucking around, and then the guy, the boss will just go, you know, the guy and the boss will be talking, and he'll just look over at a guy and he'll be like, just something.
Or maybe not even that.
He'll just be.
And then that guy just knows to kill him immediately.
That's because they've done it so much.
And it's, because remember, I had this big elaborate production for Stephen King.
Then we got to Dennis Prager.
And then now Prime Minister.
Now I'm just like, yeah, them two.
They see where this is going.
Eventually, it's just going to be.
I'm just going to have a hand motion like this.
And it's just going to be.
There's 17 million people on this.
Let's put them on.
Oh, we're only at four.
We're only at four people.
It's barely a list.
It's barely a list.
Maybe they're going to tweet about my.
He's making lists.
And I'm going to check them twice because I'm going to make sure there's still room for more people to put on them.
It's important.
Anyway, Jordan noted that Facebook knew it was removing humorous or satirical content that suggests the vaccine isn't safe as well as true information about the side effects.
We don't want people knowing about side effects.
Do you understand?
The government hid information warning people of dangerous side effects.
People that you, you know, a lot of people out there, not necessarily most of the audience, but some of you that are obsessed with me and have no lives, and I find that infinitely amusing.
It's a huge ego boot.
Like I have so much power over your entire life, it seems like, to command every minute of your attention all the time is like, man.
I mean, we went over it.
I mean, just say it out loud.
You want to suck it.
All right.
Once you say it out loud a couple of times, it starts to, you know, you're going to feel that weightlift.
All right.
And you'll start to feel better.
And maybe you'll be able to, you know.
No, what am I kidding?
You're a lost cause.
So the government is just, yeah, scientists, doctors, and professionals are trying to warn you, hey, you might die.
Don't fucking.
And the government was like, shut them up.
Gag them.
Shut them up.
And so your response is what?
Oh, well, roll back for a second.
Government trots out experimental drugs, says you take these now or we'll take your job away.
As you're about to do that, out of intimidation, other people go, stop, don't do that, because, and before you get to hear what they say, someone shoots them and they go, don't listen to them.
Take your medicine.
That's what happened.
and you think you're on the right side.
Okay.
You must be flexible to be able to stretch that much, to be able to fit into those leotards and do that many mental backlips and the mental gymnastics ellimniks and bring home the gold.
You know, you must be.
And they initially bristled at the accusation, yeah, but then later said, yeah, I guess we did.
Oh, well, what, so what?
So they lied about it.
What's the worst that could happen?
Well, all-cause mortality is up significantly.
So just death in general.
The amount of people dying from any cause at all, from shark attacks to murder to yes, perhaps side effects to drugs.
Whatever.
Death.
People are dying.
Right here in the first, I'd say, quarter of 2021, the source of this is the United States Center for Disease Control, by the way, their online database.
Starting here in the first quarter of 2021 to now, there is a 44.8% increase in death.
Maybe you've noticed.
Perhaps you've noticed people in your town or in your social circle or someone you know or some other people you know.
People are dying.
Seems like more than they used to, doesn't it?
I think they seem to be dying almost, well, according to these very meticulously kept statistics at the Center for Disease Control, these people love so much, they're dying at a rate of 44.8% more than ever.
Because as you can see here, prior in 2018, 19, and 20, the numbers were fairly stable.
You had a bit of a spike here in real early 2020.
But, I mean, there's one here.
There's almost a spike here in 2018.
Kind of another one.
So it seems like you get something.
That was a little bit of a bigger one, but, you know, I bet if you roll this chart back, this is a fairly stable graph that shows a fairly linear, not really going up, not really going down on the averages.
It's fairly stable.
And then, again, early 20, first quarter, 2021, something happens, and this whole chart just goes, well, it's like investing in Apple back in the early 2000s, isn't it?
Again, I wonder, what could this mean?
What do you think this means, you know, PhD doctor holders that trusted the science?
What do you think that is?
I think it's bee stings.
I think it's bee stings.
You want to know something really scary?
I don't have the graph on me, but I remember what it looks like because I was curious one time.
You want to something really insane?
These graphs, like, go measure them against the world wars and the rise and fall in population and life expectancy and see which one's worse.
Go check that out.
So, you know, interesting chart from the Center for Disease Control.
And then there's this one as well.
This is from The Economist.
And this is the average of 11 countries.
This is the life expectancy.
When you're born, you're expected to live roughly on average meh.
And right here, early 2021, late 2020, the life expectancy in the United States in the highlighted column here, and actually you can see every other one of these countries, there's a sharp drop in life expectancy at the same time, early 2021.
In fact, it goes from 78.5 years old to 76. Do you see how the average life expectancy since 1980 has been going pretty much straight up linearly, not quite on like, geez, like a 2% grade.
This looks like an average stock chart of something you get 2% returns on.
That's what it looks like.
It's like, yeah, in 80 it was worth this, and in 2020, it was worth that.
So it's like pretty much, you know, from 1980, you're looking at 73 to, oh, 78.5, you know?
Percentage increase of whatever, fucking 14% or something.
I'm literally just pulling out random numbers.
And then in early 2021, it undoes, let's see, 1995.
So in about a year, we have undone life expectancy achievement going back 25, how many?
25, 26, 27, 27 years, 27 years of medical advancements, of knowledge of new technology, better food, all of that stuff.
Oh, we've gone backwards.
And we're still dropping, it looks like.
That's a steep drop.
And speaking of charts, that looks like the Lehman Brothers chart right before it goes bust and just goes right down.
We're just going to carry right on down.
And you know what the most disturbing part of this chart is?
So what?
It's at 78 and a half, now it's at 76, whatever.
a couple of years, you know, old people are getting, no, No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because this is the average age.
The average age you're expected to live.
If you die at 77 and you're expected to live at 78, how much does the average move down?
Fucking not at all microscopically.
You're pretty much right where you're supposed to be, so the average is not.
If you die at one year old, how far does the average come down?
Much more significantly, doesn't it?
If 10 one-year-olds die or 10 76-year-olds die, how much does the average come down?
One versus the other.
One is going to make a much bigger difference because one is on the exact opposite end of the chart at zero.
It's brand new.
Supposed to go here, didn't even make it.
So now the average is lower.
You see?
So this chart is telling you that not only are people dying so much that the fucking life expectancy has dropped like fucking 15% in half a year, but that a significant and probably maybe majority of the people that are dying are young.
Young people are dying 44.8% increase.
Young people are dying so much that the life expectancy is nosediving in the United States.
With significant drops here for a number of other countries.
And doesn't look stable or healthy either.
So keep that in mind when it's election time.
Vote for me.
Oh, I understand.
We're going to bring powerful paychecks and platitudes.
And I'm going to say things and you're going to like them.
And you're going to vote.
Oh, don't.
Ignore the death.
Ignore the death.
Ignore it.
You know?
Everybody looks healthy, don't they?
Everybody's doing good, kid.
Oh, there was a group called the Junkers.
They were laying it down.
Oh, I'm never going to lose that.
Oh, man.
I wish I got vaccinated.
What a regret.
What a regret.
Just help me.
I could have been helping.
Now I'm never going to be healthy or strong again.
I didn't get it.
Now it's too late.
They ran out.
Everybody wanted so many.
Everybody wanted so many.
We just ran out.
We didn't have to fucking dump billions and billions of dollars into a goddamn landfill because nobody wanted this fucking death poison.
Yeah, I said it.
It's fucking killing people.
Are you kidding me?
Look at the charts, asshole.
What's left to say?
Does a fucking xenomorph have to burst into somebody's chest, run around the table, and sing a rock and roll hoochie-coo?
I'm going to do it.
Jump on out and spread the news.
Everything's fine.
Go ahead and sleep.
Yeah, somebody said keep on rockin'.
Harvest the souls, Colbert.
There's lots of death money here.
Take them all in.
Get them all.
Rock them all.
That's right.
Richard Payne.
Ontario saw this movie before.
They told us it would cost a dozen or two extra on our bills to fight climate change.
Then our energy bills tripled.
Ontario had the highest energy bills in North America.
Yeah, I lived there for a while.
It was not cheap.
It was crazy.
Factory started closing.
Cronies made off of millions.
Gerald Butz was the mastermind behind it all.
Was he?
I was there around this time.
I feel like.
I remember everybody complaining about the energy prices being insane.
I was there from 2009, 10, and then I was there again in 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. I'm pretty sure.
Fucking petawa.
Nobody actually likes it there.
Shut up.
Everybody, no one likes it there.
Everyone's pretending they like it there.
They're just like, they just know they're, they know they're never getting out of there, so they've just made peace with it.
Oh, I fucking love pet, man.
No, you don't.
Look, you cried when you said it, for fuck's sakes.
Yes, tears jumped right now.
You didn't even notice?
No, I'm just so sad and depressed and dead inside all the time.
I don't even notice anymore.
So everyone's walking around Padawa.
I was just praying Monday cool.
I hope I die on the way there.
You know?
I love it here.
Oh, do you?
You're institutionalized!
It's a death trap.
You got to get out of there.
Bullock says Sweden looks like an IKEA fires fed with ABBA albums.
Yeah, it's good over there.
It's diverse.
Well, it's diverse, so it's good.
That's all you need to know.
You should go there.
Remember when Trump said we're gonna end up like Sweden?
It wasn't even time.
Sweden is like an IKEA store everywhere.
All in Taiim.
Yes.
Yes, that's it.
Yes.
It is.
The Dark Lord says, why am I being blamed or brought up in the context of any nefarious shenanigans and or war crimes?
Unrelated.
Cam, start burning documents immediately.
I told you we were supposed to be writing things down, not burning things.
How is Ceces going to convict me if there's no list?
They need a list, guys.
We need lists.
They're upset.
They had a list of what?
People's names.
For what?
We don't know.
So they wrote things down for some reason.
You guys are really easily scared of things, aren't you?
Bullock says, looking forward to Macron Starting a war in Africa over securing France's uranium supply to maintain energy supply after the Nord Stream stoppage.
Isn't that a crazy chain of events?
And don't they deserve it so bad?
I didn't even clue in, and you're 100% right.
Because France does have nuclear plants.
Their uranium supply is being threatened by this nonsense in Niger.
And now, because these idiots thought they would pwn the Russians and blow up their fucking pipeline into Europe through Germany, and it did nothing to the, it bankrupted and totally fucked the Germans over.
And energy prices are through the roof.
No one can fucking, there's like rations on hot water.
It's crazy now.
And now you have to fight an expensive war in Africa just to keep the fucking lights on because you just couldn't stop lying.
They just, this is the end game of these lies.
Like global.
Isn't that crazy?
When people refuse to stop lying, it ends up in some kind of war.
Because neither side refuses.
It's like.
We didn't blow up the pipeline.
But we have to deploy the region to Africa.
Why?
Why?
Why are you fighting the Russians?
Why?
What are you doing?
They invaded Ukraine.
Why'd they do that?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, you're full of shit.
You know, within three questions, they don't have an answer.
They don't know what they're talking about.
Just say why three times.
Ask somebody a question about that war, and if they can get through why three times, they might have read something.
Why are we helping them?
Oh, because Russia attacked them.
Why'd they do that?
Well, because they're like Hitler, and they're just like taking over.
Are you a little kid?
Are you literally a little...
Are you a four-year-old?
Have you ever read a book in your life?
Have you even watched a movie about anything serious?
Have you even watched Game of Thrones?
Seriously, did you watch fucking House of Cards?
Did you watch any, do you watch anything with a logical process of someone did X so they could get Y and that's why it happened?
Do you understand this basic cognitive process?
Oh, oh, you do.
Okay.
So why did the Russians attack Ukraine?
You don't know, do you?
You don't know.
You should find out why that is.
It's not because they don't have horns in their heads.
They did it for a reason.
And guess what?
I'll save you the time.
The reason, you know, is gross and it's our fault.
I mean, it's NATO's fault.
This is entirely our fault.
So now knowing that, why are you fighting a war in Africa again?
Because, oh, right, because the nonsense you didn't bother to understand or care about, you're just doing things and causing problems and everybody's just going along with it.
I wish people would just stop going along with things all the time.
This is why they won't let us have nice things.
This is why you can't have marble statues anymore.
It's all about the marble statues.
Diagolon needs marble statues.
Because we don't have marble statues of perfectly chiseled men in their prime in the height of their renown.
People don't look up, admire, imagine, aspire, and then try to better themselves.
And instead, they go to McDonald's.
They eat the fast food, and they get sicker and grosser, and they don't go up, they go down instead.
This is all because of the stat.
So we need some statues.
That's the problem.
And what is Trantifa doing?
They're ripping statues down.
Aren't they?
My theory makes a lot more sense than a lot of them.
It's always been about the statues.
Statues equals civilization.
No statues, fucking sodomy time, and you end up with shit like this.
Where is this?
I'm a victim.
I haven't even seen this, but I know it's going to be good.
I know it's going to make someone upset somewhere.
And that's why we do this, you know?
There's so much trans hate in the fucking world.
Sorry.
There's so much trans hate in the world right now, and I'm so done with it.
And pride just means that we are unabashedly happy just to be alive.
Anna, where do you personally feel that that hate is coming from?
Most places, but especially the government.
Anna, in your own life, where would you say that you feel the government that spends like militant levels of dollars on rainbow $80,000, $90,000 for rainbow street crosswalks, festivals, flags, every day of the year is some kind of day of or day of recognition or celebrity, almost every day of the year.
We went over it on the stream.
It's not every almost, it is like over 100 days of the year, though, is some kind of you celebration.
And the government is paying for all these things.
So right off the bat, list the hate the most.
I feel like I kind of internalize a lot of the hate, so it feels like it mostly comes from myself at this point because that tracks?
At least she's honest.
Holy shit, you found an honest one.
I think it's mostly just coming from myself.
Yep.
Yep.
But that's a victim.
What a poor victim there.
We can't be having people say things, right?
That's why they've got to shut people Like me up, and you need heroes like the heroes at the Anti-Defamation League to protect people like Dennis Prager from people like me because I'm going to notice.
I'm going to notice, and then I'm going to say that I noticed, and then when I say what I've noticed to other people, they will notice what I've noticed, and we'll have noticed together.
And together, these noticers will be able to inform other people to notice, and then the noticing has become a trifecta of noticing, noticing exponent three.
It's a lot of noticing, right?
And they don't want that.
So they'd stop people.
They're the anti-noticing league is what they are.
They're actually founded back, way, way, way back.
When was this, the 20s or 30s, to protect a pedophile that murdered a young girl named Leo Frank, who just, well, you know, was a Jewish guy.
So is most of the ADL.
It's maybe, maybe worth, maybe, I don't know.
Just an accurate description.
Anyway, here's them talking about how they just do things in general.
How are you guys?
Good.
Trying to.
Oh, my God.
So I am the director of development.
Yeah, and I'm the community manager for Arizona.
Gotcha.
They break the camp.
People walk at some of these platforms like Twitter or Facebook and then they go to other different networks.
And so it's kind of this balance of keeping some of these spaces safe so not having to start spaces just like people.
And so it's just really interesting.
Oh shit, it did the fucking fast forward thing.
My bad.
Continue.
You want them to be on the open because the more they're talking on the open, the more you can stop incidents from happening.
We're not going to ban them.
We're just probably not going to engage with them to the same degree.
Well, remember the things we see is every time.
Oh, look!
A big, fat, dumb liberal?
Hey!
Every time.
And so I would say that that makes so much sense.
Freedom of speech, not freedom of reach.
And she thinks that makes so much sense.
This is such a shyster-y, swindly kind of bullshit, particular way of doing things where you could just...
That's the way that criminals think.
That's the way that thieves think.
They find a loophole and a technicality, and therefore they're no longer responsible.
And they think they win like it's some kind of game.
Like, they don't have morals.
These people are completely immoral.
They don't care about right and wrong.
They don't even sense right and wrong.
They're probably not even human.
They probably don't even have souls.
So technically, you have free speech, but you don't have freedom of reach.
So what they've done is you can say what you want, but no one will hear you.
This is like if you're in some kind of weird prison and you weren't allowed to have other, you know, human contact, and they're like, okay, fine, we're going to let them have human contact.
And they're like, oh, great.
And then they just show them a picture of someone else from far away.
It's like, technically, like, are you fucking...
Their free speech isn't being impacted.
It's just that their tongues are cut out and no one can hear them.
Right?
That's what they used to do.
You're not going to talk anymore.
Like, that's not a euphemism.
They literally used to cut your tongue out of your mouth.
That was the punishment for speaking against the king or the emperor or something.
That's what would have happened to me, right?
And it kind of is, to a degree.
Not that brutally yet, but hey, the knight is young, isn't it?
So what they want to do is do exactly that.
And the point of the king, I mean, you could still live your life.
You're just going to speak gibberish forever.
No one's ever going to understand a word you say because you don't have a fucking tongue.
You don't get to talk anymore.
Carry on.
I didn't kill him.
He has freedom of speech.
He just doesn't have freedom of reach.
He can talk.
Just no one's going to hear him or understand it.
No, he's not going to.
He's wasting his time, essentially.
Trying to speak is a waste.
They're wasting their time.
Your tongue has been removed.
It's the same thing.
But technically, actually.
Shut up.
Nope.
You're wrong.
I'm right.
You're an immoral garbage goblin person.
I'm a human.
Okay.
Let's watch the rest.
You can say whatever you want, but once you start having the reach of a social media platform that you're impacting a lot of people, that's when it becomes the issue.
Right.
And that's why you get banned.
People are like, why'd you get banned?
I've been banned a bunch of times, but only after it gets to a certain level of influence, and then they shut the channel down, and I have to start all over again.
And I've just been doing the same thing.
Because on the way up to them hitting you, you're going to grab new people each time.
And each time you get knocked down, you retain some of the people you found on the way up.
So even though they do it, you still get bigger.
You're still making progress, but it's substantially handicapped.
And so people say, how have I never heard of this person or that person?
That's why they're deliberately silencing everybody they don't agree with and trying to make it look like they're not being silenced.
So no one accuses them of heavy-handed insanity that they're doing.
Here's another clip from.
Big Betty and Kami Connie.
I'm going to call them.
What do we got for me, Big Betty?
We developed this new technology.
Oh, and by the way, they're using artificial intelligence to do this to you.
Right?
So this is totally ethical and not insane and not going to be abused and so on.
Develop this new technology to...
Because a lot of these extremists have podcasts.
Sorry, what did you say, Betty?
These sort of extremists have podcasts.
I'm just going to stop you right there, Big Betty.
We'll get back to you.
And you keep eating your chips.
You look hungry.
You know?
Your friend is on her way to joining you in hungry, hungry hippo town, but you look hungry, so you can take a break.
These sort of extremists have podcasts.
So I guess she means me.
I'm a sort of an extremist, and I have a podcast.
So you're suggesting what is it that makes me an extremist?
The fact that I have a podcast or I'm an extremist that has a podcast?
Meaning I'm an extremist for other reasons.
What would those reasons be?
Is it what I'm wearing?
Could it be the color of my skin?
Perhaps.
Could it be my culture and ancestry?
Maybe just a general.
Just something about those people makes you want to cut their tongues out.
Again, you know, are you done?
Okay, you're done.
You're done.
You're taking a break from your chips?
Okay, let's continue.
But like, who has the time to listen to like, just them drone on and on where like 99% of what they're saying is like about video games or something.
And so there's this new software that it can actually like scan the entire podcast for like they're so fucking lazy, dude.
This is how we're going to win.
I wasn't joking earlier.
This is what they're doing.
This is who you're up against.
This is the enemy.
This isn't like an actor.
This is literally frontline enemy troops on video, unbeknownst to behind enemy lines.
Kyle Undercover has gone enemy lines into Circulon, the heart of their forces.
The fucking anti-defamation league.
And this is their community manager.
This is who you're fighting.
All she wants to do, all these two fucking whores want to do, is bury their faces in drinks and eat garbage.
Look at them.
Do they have the discipline and the mental strength and creativity?
Are you fucking, we can't beat this?
They're relying on a fucking software program to do their job.
She literally just set up the Homer Simpson bird fucking thing.
She's trusting a fucking shitty software AI to just do her job.
Who has time to listen to like, and we're just going to train it to like pick out key fucking money.
Yeah, and what happens when everyone just adjusts to that?
You're just going to create a, you're not even in the game at all.
She's not, they're not, they're, they're so dismissive of this, they think it's in the bag and there's no point.
We'll just do this.
And yeah, get back to your nachos, Sarah.
Dude, this is a white pill.
Oh my god, they're using AI.
Good.
That means it's going to fall apart.
Flagged words.
Wow.
And then like extract.
like when they talk about some like extremist activity they want to perform.
We've got axe heads and chainsaws and throwing knives.
We've got bear balloons full of poison gas.
We have dogs that shoot bees when they bark at you.
We're the Diagelon Armory.
Hey, we've got all kinds of things.
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so now you either have to fix the develop another AI program or you're gonna have to sit there and watch every fucking goddamn hour and then like the lengths that they'll go to this is hysterical let's okay she's almost done talking then we'll let her go back to her her one of her many many meals today bomb gun rope poison gas chlorine gas bayonets stabbing with bayonets car
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shootings and guns and homemade chlorine gas and rider truck fans and manifestos and atom waffen and um uh geez living off-grid canning recipes um shooting guns range homemade range range i made in my basement control f google search terms how do i make bombs in my basement control f google search terms bathtub bombs in bathtub can i make bombs in bathtub can i make napalm in bathtub can napalm be made in a bathtub
is homemade napalm safe can you get sick from making homemade napalm do i have homemade napalm disease closest doctor near me google search homemade chlorine gas is homemade chlorine gas safer than homemade napalm than homemade napalm in your sink or your bathtub how much homemade keep printing buddy we got a long night who said all these words i don't know
someone named sinnesniz i don't know who that is like what what listen what about this instead of because you know there's always people like don't fed post draw negative attention what if it was just fed posting all the time everyone in fake names just constantly just talking gibberish with like code words that sets off the algorithm and everyone in the chats are saying bomb knife gun rope homemade gas bombs shootings stabbings bomb bomb terrorism bomb gunner rope
Just all the time.
And it's like millions of pages of just like autistic, autistic, you know, ADHD level spamming of fucking stuff.
That's what the moderators should be doing from now on.
Just spamming those words like a robot for no reason all the stream all the time.
And they're all going to get flagged.
They're going to go bankrupt in printer paper.
We will fucking defeat.
Ceces has a huge budget increase, this guy's right.
So we got to match that.
This is a strategy.
Convene again.
Bring the troops back in.
We have another strategy meeting.
No, I was thinking the other one.
I mean, this is silly, but now that one.
All right.
We're midway through season three.
We're doing good.
We're doing better than I thought.
We're ahead of schedule.
The enemy's still in the game.
They're doubling down on their budgets.
CESA's just got a massive budget increase, and they're saying that 50% of their domestic resources are focused on us.
Now, me and the boys have been thinking.
We got to slow them down.
If they're going to double their efforts, we got to double ours.
We got to extract those resources.
We got to make them bleed out.
This is a war of attrition, gentlemen.
They will break before us.
It's come to our attention.
But they're logging everything.
But they're using AI because they're lazy.
Especially Becky and Joanne at the ADL.
No, you don't have to worry about talking about them.
They're out eating.
They're going to be back for a long time.
I know.
She's fat.
She's gross.
She doesn't shower.
They've doubled their output on us.
Maybe triple, maybe quadrupled.
I don't know.
But I know this.
In this economy, printer ink is fucking expensive.
And never, don't even get me started on packs of paper.
Hard drives?
This fucking shit going down in Taiwan with the Chinese microprocessors?
Shit's gonna get real expensive real fast.
They're gonna store this data somewhere!
Someday!
So I propose a mass red post-bombing campaign!
Code word, red flag words of the time non-stop!
Those printers will run around the clock!
They'll be doing nasty card-like print stop changes, getting printed rink in and out of the machines to try to keep up with the amount of goddamn fit posting!
Until we break them dry!
Until they have no buttons!
Until they're dead to eating warm and noodles and fucking leftover hot guns for lunch in the unit cafeteria!
Because they have to spend every goddamn dollar on printer rink!
Oh my god!
I'll take your organization down in the most ridiculous way possible!
No matter how much money you have, no matter how much fucking think tanks, I am ridiculous and absurd to a level you can't even fathom!
Mr. McKenzie, can you explain this transcript of your podcast?
There are hundreds of people.
Yeah, I don't know.
There must be some kind of glitch.
I guess they're not even saying sentences.
These are just code words designed for an AI to pick up and then endlessly print paper until they run out of printer and then they start storing things on backup hard drives the terabytes out of I guess we bankrupted CESAS, huh?
Well, I'm sorry, but maybe don't keep fucking files on hundreds of Canadian citizens that are just trying to live their lives.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Seems like a waste of money to me.
Do you fucking imagine if that's real?
Imagine they like, okay, there was like a 7% increase in budget for like, like, we can't.
They have to go back.
We need another budget increase.
What now?
I fucking gave you a task force.
You have agents in every province fucking follow up every lead.
People are going to barbecues.
You're spying on them with fucking glasses.
You know, you're flying drones around.
You're going to people's houses.
What do you want now?
Well, we need more printer ink for starters.
We're going to need some more hard drives.
We need a server guy.
We're going to need another.
What was that super quantum AI the Americans have, but they wanted us to pay like billions for and you were too cheap and you're like, let's just get the president's choice, AI?
Remember when you said that, Donald?
Remember when you said, hey, we'll just get the, I mean, all we need is to pick up the code words anyway, right, Donald?
Remember?
Remember when you said it was going to work out?
It's going to make your job easier, Donald!
Remember when you said that, Donald?
It's not easier!
I just went through 7,000 pages of nonsense!
I have to take math because I can't sleep.
Because there's no time.
Because it's just Fed posting.
And you said you won't let me stop.
You'd be like, well, there's probably an actual plot buried in there somewhere.
There's not, Donald.
There's not.
You're crazy?
This whole place is crazy.
And I'm done going crazy with you.
I quit.
I quit.
There.
See, I just made one CSIS agent quit.
I'm fucking taking that place apart, man.
They're spending billions in paper, printer inks.
Fucking, you know, Johnson just quit.
And did you hear what he said to Donald?
Right to his face in front of the whole office.
I don't know.
It's getting testy in there.
I don't know.
I'm worried about Cesis's Morale, guys.
Pour it on.
What was that thing the guy made?
Killdozer.
Killdozer in my house.
How to make a killdozer?
I will make a killdozer.
I have made killdozers.
I have a fleet of killdozers controlled by RC drones.
I pilot them every day.
Killdozers driving around town.
What can kill dozers destroy?
Killdozer.
Killdozer.
Homemade killdozer.
Homemade guns, bombs, gas, poison.
Sabotage.
My fucking preamp is like, that's enough.
It's enough.
All right, fine.
Fine.
Don't play.
Don't play.
We're just trying to make Johnson have an anxiety disorder and quit his job forever and make a big scene.
Maybe start a fight in the office.
Oh, and then it's going to come out.
Johnson's going to be like, then he's going to go find out.
He's going to get home.
He's going to tell his wife, you know, he got fired.
She's going to tell him she was cheating on him the whole time with Donald.
Johnson's going to go back to the office.
Then things are going to get wild.
There was an office shooting today at Cees's headquarters in downtown Ottawa.
Oh!
What started over a simple budget dispute over printer ink quickly turned violent.
He's aspired out of control.
My jokes are killing people now.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Donald was a good man.
He was just doing his jar, you know.
He was just doing his jar and minding his own business, eating his Chinese food with his Chinese handlers.
Can I make machine gun ammunition at home in my bathtub with napalm?
On Tuesday.
This Tuesday.
Hamas terrorists.
Where do I meet Hamas terrorists?
Control F, find crates of AK-47s for cheap sale at port with Hamas terrorists.
This Friday.
I am meeting, meeting Hamas terrorists.
They have knives, guns, homemade bombs, and chlorine gas with ropes.
Guns and ropes and chlorine gas and bombs and crates of AK-47s with grenade launchers that I am buying.
I'm buying these grenades from Hamas terrorists on Friday.
This Friday.
and selling them on Facebook Marketplace.
I...
I just can't.
It's too funny to me that if there's a computer somewhere that's just on fire right now...
Ha ha ha!
You know what this is like to me?
I like creative ways to fuck around.
Like when they started using that facial recognition stuff in China.
Or where was it?
Korea?
I don't know.
And kids are painting their face with crazy squares and shit just to fuck with the machine doesn't know who they are now.
Like, it's not illegal.
Oh, you're supposed to have a facial recognition.
We have been defeated by a face of paint.
20 billion yen went into this project.
Yeah.
20 billion yen in.
Fucking $5 store.
$5 store face paint out the other.
They're defeated.
You know, it's funny what simple, ridiculous things can be countermeasures for other things.
Like, it's funny watching this Ukraine war playout.
Like, it's like tanks are over.
Hey?
Armored warfare is obsolete.
Do you have you guys notice this?
There's no point because these fucking tanks that are worth like what is it, what is a mainline battle tank worth?
Like $20 million?
$50 million?
I have no idea.
$10 million?
Anyway, I think a lot.
And there's the electronics.
There's like GPS, advanced communications, jamming systems, countermeasures.
I mean, yeah, these things are fucking crazy expensive, dude.
They could be like $80 million apiece.
I have no idea.
But they're being destroyed by drones that cost like $100.
So do the math.
How many of those drones can you make for $100 a pop versus how many of these tanks can you make for $80 million a piece?
And you can just fly them from far away with some guy on a remote control and he's just going to suicide bomb it into your tank.
Well, we'll invent counter.
We'll shoot them down.
Oh, I've got millions of these.
And our drones will blot out the sky.
Literally, your tanks are worthless.
That's the new interesting.
And people predicted it, but we never actually saw a war where drones were extensively used.
But I remember in the early 2000s, the big brains in the military were like, drones are going to take over, man.
When the drones are ready for war, this stuff's over.
It's just going to be drones fighting drones because it's just more efficient.
And anyone trying to fight drones without drones will lose every time.
So then everyone will adopt drone warfare, and that will be the new nature of war, where you just drive robots to kill each other from far away.
Isn't that cool?
Isn't that a nice, fun world we're going into?
Yeah, satellite hijack.
Yeah, you're going to have all that shit to worry about.
War is different again.
Now it's even more problematic and fucking dangerous and complicated.
And let's move some AI into it, too.
Let's get a whole bunch of flying killer robots and plug them into artificial intelligence in a world where people can fuck with artificial intelligence.
And, you know, maybe they'll turn on you.
Maybe they won't.
We don't know.
So that's cool, right?
I just thought that was a cool development.
So now we know.
Now we know.
War is all about the drones now.
Pretty much.
He's being blamed.
All that because Bullocks was talking about Najeer.
And he says, jabs for everyone.
No sandwiches ever there, over there?
I'm not sure.
Fotow says, always appreciate the Rance Rage.
God bless and take my money.
Thank you very much.
Uncle Kenny says, Is it Tuesday three or is it Tuesday four next week?
What?
What do you mean?
Are you speaking in code?
Gun, knife, bomb, bomb, bombs, and guns?
Car bomb, homemade car bomb.
How do I make car bombs in my house, in my garage?
I am making car bombs in my garage, in my house, out of homemade chlorine gas with knives, goats, runs, goats, guns, ropes, and knives, and knives and ropes and guns, and bombs and cars, and IEDs, and snipers, and assassinations, and ropes and guns, and bombs and knives and cars, and chlorine gas.
What does that come out as?
When I make that noise, what does the computer translate that into?
Like B-R-R-R-R-R-R-T?
Or does it have parentheses, he is making mockery computer sounds noises and parentheses?
Like, what is it?
Ceces is going to sue me now for all the damage I've caused to their hardware.
You owe us a bunch of new computers, printers, printers, inc.
We're billing you for all of this.
Well, you shouldn't have been lazy.
You should have just did your job instead of trusting everything to fucking Joanne and, you know, the gargoyle, whatever her name was.
Sarah.
Uncle Candy says, you're the bomb.
See, he's talking about bombs.
Get them with knives.
And sometimes, and you can even tell, you can even tell, so there's another thing that you're thinking.
I know what you're thinking.
Well, see, they'll just adjust the AI to understand when they're spamming words and to filter it out as nonsense.
Oh, really?
What if I start telling stories that don't make any sense at all, but to the computer who isn't human, can't tell the difference because it doesn't, a computer can't detect sarcasm.
It can't detect silliness.
It can't detect absurdity.
It has no idea.
Let's play a game.
I like games.
They sell games at Walmart in certain cereal boxes with gas knives.
Cars can drive.
Moons also.
Dashboards.
Inside every dashboard sometimes is a boy who has a backpack bomb that you can eat if you find it inside a Kinder surprise egg in the aisle section of Walmart where there are knives that you can buy under your shirt stabbing.
Good luck.
Good luck, you know?
You know, this AI thing is not a good idea.
Not for me.
I am the fucking AI over antidote.
There's no AI that can beat me.
Not at this.
You think an AI could beat me at shenanigans?
No, absolutely not.
I refuse to believe this.
Math?
Yeah.
Science?
Of course.
Biology, law, health.
Basically, by any metric of actual human skill that matters, an AI will defeat me.
But when it comes to ridiculousness, nope.
And that's why you're going to lose.
Hey, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.
And didn't they?
So I'm just matching their level of ridiculous with more ridiculousness.
And we're having a ridiculous off.
And the first one to, you know, go completely insane, I think, loses.
And I think I'm winning.
I'm getting close.
Because once they go completely mad, they can't run with their institutions anymore.
They don't know what's going on.
You know, they're putting their pants on inside out and backwards.
They're putting bees in their mouth.
They're like, ah, you know, they're putting toothpaste up their nose.
They're completely scrambled eggs for brains.
They've become so obsessed with me.
We've seen this happen before.
Haven't we?
Guys, we know people, don't we?
You know, I get in their head.
I taunt them.
They fucking, you know, they go.
They re for years on end.
And you can watch them rapidly psychologically decline and spiral into like one of those missiles that gets in a tailspin and then and it's gone, you know.
It'll happen to you.
What, you think you're immune from me, Cisis?
No.
No, no.
No one's immune.
No one's immune from this.
This is the abyss that you're not supposed to look into.
And you know what?
That's probably, that's actually the reason.
That's the reason they implemented the AI is because not so much that they didn't want to do their job, it's because I was radicalizing too many agents and the deprogramming and psychological trauma and the bills for medications they'd have to take and for therapy, that was being racked up incredibly.
And they're like, hey, the AI will work for free and you don't have to pay it medically.
You don't have to give it a PTSD pension payout.
The robot can't be traumatized.
So they've opted for that, but now I'm going to fuck with your robot.
So, I mean, whatever you put in front of me, I'm going to fucking find a way to fuck with its brain.
That's my superpower.
Hmm.
How do I make you go fucking batshit crazy?
I'll find it.
GB Max says, when you jam it into a rott pocket and get the pop rock sound you remember as a child and it gets more moist, all hail the bee queen and then re all in capital letters.
Well, that's code.
Cesus knows about that and they're going to have to figure it out.
I don't think they're going to be able to.
Dro F. Wark.
Droff.
Droffwark?
Okay.
He says, Crawford was taken.
Derek caught Cesus on his property in a mounting mounting.
I know.
And he kept his underwear on.
He's one of those guys that just like keeps the underwear on but pulls it out through the opening.
That's only annoying.
Who does that?
Who's done that more than once?
You just take it out through the opening and then you're like, this is annoying.
And then you never do that again.
So maybe, like, do you think that was his first time Doing anything with his dick?
I mean, hmm.
Anyway.
Just something I noticed.
Something I noticed about him.
Oh, he's one of the keeps the underwear on kinds of guys.
Weird.
He doesn't find that annoying while he's doing that to that goat?
Maybe it was hazing.
That's probably what it does.
Canadian spawn says we need to find Yamashita's gold before the goblins do.
I don't know who Yamashita is, but I'm a gold guy.
If you know where there's gold, let's go.
Let's get it.
Ryan's is Odyssey Bigots reporting in.
Okay, it goes left to right.
No, the other ones are right to left.
This one's left to right.
Read an epic speech on City Hall Steps tile.
We FedPost not just a FedPost because it's fun or we want to do unspeakable things.
We FedPost to bankrupt the glowies.
Yeah.
It's a war of attrition.
Hey, you fucking canceled my bank account.
I'm going to make you go bankrupt in printer ink, motherfucker.
Dude can play this game.
Paper's not cheap.
All right?
Paper is being affected by the cost of milk, by the carbon taxes, because to cut down all these trees and process paper, what do you need?
Industry.
You need industrial machines.
And guess what?
Fucking fuel is expensive, isn't it?
You got a petroleum product on your hand when you're dealing with paper, don't you?
And you got to ship it to your office in trucks.
These paper costs are going to fucking add up.
Ceasis, button, with, you know, guns, bombs, ropes, and homemade chlorine gas, killdozer.
Nuclear napalm made in home.
Homemade uranium bomb.
How to make a homemade bomb?
How to make a homemade bomb out of nuclear material?
How to steal nuclear material?
What is NUMEC?
Is NUMEC bomb?
Is NUMEC nuclear material?
How did NUMEC get robbed by the Israelis?
What did they do with the nuclear material that they stole from NUMEC?
Did the Israelis steal nuclear material and plans from NUMEC and then use that to build atomic weapons illegally in the Demona facility in Israel?
And then killed the president and killed his brother for threatening to uncover their deadly, dastardly schemes and steal nuclear material from the NUMEC facility in America and then bring it to the Demona plant in Israel and use it to create illegal nuclear weapons that they've denied.
And then it's since recently kind of tacitly admitted that they do have nuclear weapons and no one's really admitted where it came from.
And everybody knows that they stole it from America.
Guns, ropes, guns are ropes and bonds and knives and homemade chlorine gas.
There, now the agents have to read that.
Cunning Drauger, it says incel van rental.
There you go.
Incels are renting vans, rider truck vans.
Ryan G says bleach, ammonia, diesel, styrofoam, fertilizer, twin towers, electrical substation, armor piercing rounds.
Right?
That's my favorite album from Marilyn Manson, said the Raven.
The stream is just people talking gibberish for hours, you know?
It's the most ridiculous possible outcome.
So that's why we're doing it.
All right?
We're out of time.
We didn't do anything except make fun of Ceces for two hours.
Hey, at least they probably enjoyed it, right?
They're pretending to be human, too.
They have to laugh at themselves.
And they don't.
They take themselves very seriously.
They're probably very upset.
Someone left home, went home crying.
Someone's also traumatized now that I brought up fucking Johnson again.
And of course, the horrifying office murder of Gordon, who was plowing Johnson's wife.
Because Johnson's wife was a communist.
And she read that an open marriage and it was good for their healthy.
Anyway, it went sideways.
They were reading mainstream media nonsense propaganda and it destroyed their lives.
Anyway, I didn't do it.
I just tipped over.
It was ready to go.
If it wasn't me that blew up Johnson's life and killed Gordon, it would have been one of you.
It would have been the mailman.
It would have been one of the other many, many, many other people.
Johnson's wife is sucking their dick.
There's no telling how it could have went down.
So don't blame me, Cease.
It's not my fault.
Fuck, these people are relentless.
You guys ever drink pure napalm?
It's amazing.
Napalm guns, ropes, ropes and guns and ropes and bombs and guns.
Gallows, knives, guillotines.
Guillotine juice.
Buy guillotine juice now, made from the real guillotines of real homemade chlorine gas with knives and guns and skateboards all the way to bomb school.
Hamas terror of money laundering through cartel funds inside bombs, homemade bombs and guns.
How long will this be funny?
I don't know.
How many, how many more, can I, I probably can't do this a second night.
I think we'll probably, it probably won't be funny anymore by Monday, but hey, right now, we're enjoying it, you know?
This is the most fed posting I've ever seen, and it doesn't even make sense.
But your computers are going to have a hell of a time.
Hey, you're either going to get way better at your job or you're going to go insane.
Either way, this is going to come to an end finally, right?
Finally, we'll get to a conclusion.
They're just eventually going to lose their patience and kill me.
I know that's how it's going to go.
Just kill them.
Fuck this.
Tired of this.
Pretending there's a fucking rule of law.
Bad grandpa says movie trailer attack of the killer county castle.
Killer bouncy castle spotted on the prairies heading eastbound.
I don't know if I have the energy for that.
I'm exhausted.
Movie trailer attack of the killer bouncy castle spotted on the prairies.
I used to have the police sound effects.
I don't know where those are.
I got to reinstall all that shit.
I'll have to think this one.
Number one poo head.
I'm the number one.
What are you doing?
Come on.
I'm the biggest idiot.
I says, nobody regrets not taking it.
No refunds.
Yeah, it's rare, right?
Seems a lot of people don't seem to regret it.
Regret not taking it.
Jen Steen says, making a slightly different delivery than Dr. John Campbell, but same message.
Thank you, sir.
Again, don't remember what I was talking about.
I wish there was timestamps on these.
That wouldn't help me very much, but I would at least be able to kind of guess how long ago that was.
Simon says, Simon says, Som Tang Wong, computer hijack, but Beijing.
So shou woko.
Well, that sucks for Simon.
He typed it perfectly.
For me To know exactly how to do the accent, he typed it perfectly.
That is racist typing.
You're typing in a way that sounds as though a Chinese mango manga.
Homemade chlorine gas bombs, guns, ropes, and bombs, and guns, and rider truck fans.
Terrorism, Hamas.
Funding, Hamas.
Mail order, AK-47 caches of AK-47s.
Homemade 3D printed guns.
I didn't even say that one.
3D, 3D printed guns.
How to 3D print guns?
Can I 3D print guns?
Is 3D printing guns illegal?
Where to buy 3D printers?
Where to buy 3D printers, guns?
Where to get blueprints for 3D printers with guns?
Can I 3D print homemade fucking?
I've been murdered.
You're not murdered, buddy.
You're not murdered.
You're still alive, and you get all your beer.
You're not even murdered, buddy.
You're not murdered.
He was murdered.
Bullock says, I hate, I feel hate every time I do a burnout over a crosswalk.
I internalize and mix the pedals.
Not my fault.
Well, he's, you know, he's traumatized.
His brain's, he's got loose wires, right?
He's got something wrong.
You know, it's an involuntary.
He's got Tourette's, all right?
He has got bigotry-induced Tourettes.
He's got bits, okay?
You gave Mr. Bullock a bad case of bits, all right?
The nonsense you've put him through and the, you know, the bigotry shaming, he's just, he's gone crazy now.
And he's got Tourette's from it.
He's got involuntary.
So it's not his fault.
It's not his fault.
You're going to take, now he's ill.
You've made him ill.
You've harmed him.
Now you're going to charge him as a criminal after you've...
Wilma's back, and she says, anti-hate is probably using the same keyword, voice, and text software the ADL uses.
Probably.
It makes me sad that there may not be any hate network antifacap nerds to de-radicalize after months of viewing.
May not be any to de-radicalize after months of viewing.
I don't know.
There's some pretty hardcore communists over there.
Well, they don't have a soul, right?
They're impossible of internalizing and applying anything that they hear or see.
It's all just gray.
They don't even see colors.
They're just like the NPC.
That's the world that it sees.
Everything is just a binary, you know.
Good, Nazi, good, Nazi, progressive, Nazi.
Child must touch.
Put dick in child.
That's basically their, that's it.
That's all that goes on up there.
Bullock says, how much have you spent on legal paper?
An estimate shall suffice?
About $150,000 on that...
It's about $200,000.
Somewhere in that ballpark.
I don't even...
And I don't think about it.
So whatever it is, is what it is.
And I don't care.
I'm just fucking...
I'm just going to fucking keep feeding this until it's over.
Either I die or I win.
Godzilla says you neglected to include.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.
Low-yield tactical nuclear backpack bombs and remanufactured World War II Zyklon B canisters now on sale at Diaglon Woffen Fabric and original sponsor, Ragecast sponsor, Adam Woffin homemade chlorine gas kill dozer.
Thank you, man.
Simon is back.
He says, oops, was that anthrax I just dropped all over downtown Ottawa?
Maybe there is, maybe there isn't.
Now CSIS is going to have to look into that.
Threats of anthraxing.
How did you drop it?
From a balloon, from a plane, out of your pocket, you know, a hot, what?
Like a water balloon filled with a substance?
Did you think...
That would...
What?
It'll ruin the surprise.
This one says Brenda Lucky's Cheese Sandwich.
Thank you.
I'm struggling hard to actually think of a cheese sandwich, but it's like, it's fighting me.
I'm winning, and it's staying, but it's like, it's taking a considerable amount of my strength to hold it at bay.
It says the package will arrive at the RV no later than 0,200.
We are standing by.
The homemade nuclear reactors are operational to power the weapon.
Godspeed.
Gun bomb knife.
Gun bomb knife, sir.
That's what we should say.
Hello and goodbye to everybody from now on.
Gun bomb knife.
How you doing?
Oh, not too bad.
Gun bomb knife.
Knife, bomb, gun.
Knife, bomb, gun.
Knife, gun, bomb.
Bomb, gun, knife, knife, gun, bomb.
Gun, bomb, knife.
Gun, bomb, knife.
Knife, bomb, gun.
Knife, bomb, gun.
Gun, bomb, knife.
Gun, bomb, knife.
All right, gun, bomb, knife.
All right, gun, bomb, knife.
And that's how we talk now.
That's everyone's conversations all the time.
Oh, yes.
F Division of the RCMP is requiring a budgetary increase of $870 billion, and we will need to harvest most of the boreal forest to supply us with paper to keep track of the goat worshipping people.
We're all very...
We have to keep track of these terrorists.
It is of the utmost national security.
Chinese paratroopers fall down.
You do job!
Yes, Master Lang, we are on top of it.
The real problems, the real struggles.
Oh, I got to get out of here soon.
I'm almost through it.
What a crazy night.
You guys are great.
Thank you.
Ceces Keish lover?
69 specifically.
Those numbers.
So there's Keish involved, and there's that, and they love the Keish.
So it's a sexual act involving Keish.
I don't know how you feel about that.
I personally find it disgusting.
I'm going to try to get through this.
I don't want to know what that picture is.
He says, how to buy thermite from Alibaba.com with 3D printed gun parts and illegal switchblades.
I think unpinned magazines And homemade God, what's the word?
Nitroglycerin.
Homemade nitroglycerin and Zyklon B gas deployed from an air balloon inside an orphanage would probably do it.
That's probably how I would do it.
What are they even going to make of this?
It'll be like, seriously, if they do this every night, like, this actually does fuck over our software.
And we'll have to dedicate someone to go through this transcript by hand every single night.
Because the AI is not going to...
I mean, they're just talking all the time.
There's some guy that was about to be let go that were like, yeah, we're not going to need you on the project anymore.
We're just going to AI just, I just fucking saved your job, Cesis man.
Thank me.
You were this fucking close to being replaced with a robot.
Your fucking desk was packed.
You were sniffling on the way out.
It was pathetic.
Everybody was laughing at you.
And now they're like, never mind, Kevin, come back.
Kevin went to work for Cesus after all this time.
He stabbed me in the back.
Now he goes to work for Cesus.
They're like, Kevin, come back.
Come on.
Just never mind.
Go back to work.
Yeah, fuck.
Why are you so pathetic?
Yes, go.
The AI, they fucking broke the AI, so we're going to...
I don't care if you work for CSI or the RCMP.
It doesn't matter to me.
I will not sit here and let robots take over persecuting me from human beings.
I'm not going to put up with that.
If I'm going to go down, if I'm going to be totally tyrannized and have been, you know, smashed into oblivion by the state, I'm getting destroyed by a human state.
Like my fathers before me.
I'm going to be crushed underfoot by tyrannical human maniacs, goddamn it.
I am not living through Terminator.
Fuck you.
Fuck your AI.
Do your job.
Read the transcripts.
Gun bomb knife.
God damn it.
They're going to have a meeting about me on Monday.
Can I come?
Can I have a Zoom link?
I won't even say anything.
I just want to listen.
It's not going to be a secret.
I'm going to know what you're up to.
Bullock says Dagalon will have cash and outlaw AI.
How can we lose?
Right.
And we'll have our own AI.
And it's going to be trained to troll you.
It's going to be chained to like switch registration numbers on parking vehicles.
Like when you guys have your social credit IDs, we're going to hack that shit.
And we're going to switch your identities all the time.
You're going to have the wrong bank accounts.
You're going to have the wrong, ah, you know, your cloud is going to download to somebody else's phone.
Your wife's going to find out that you're gay.
All of that shit.
Get fucking ready, dude.
You think we don't have hackers and software programmers?
Oh, my God.
All your clouds are belong to us, you fucking homosexuals.
And all your wives are going to find out you're doing weird stuff.
Take that.
Hey, you opened this Pandora's box.
You wanted to fuck with the crazy guy.
Now, guess what?
Welcome to the fuckinging.
Mom Life says fire, a saw, an axe, four bomb emojis.
Laugh so hard tonight.
Thanks for the bonus.
Ab workout.
Take my money.
I will.
Thank you very much.
Ab Perception says choosing between striking out in Chapot or settling for Roto.
I'm just going to start reading this in a fancy accent because he used the word Chapot.
Or settling for Roto, whoever's tied books at the Great Canadian.
This is even funnier now that I know what the story's about.
At the Great Canadian Whorehouse never made any young single man happy in pet.
Side note, Russia is kind of like Canada was in the 80s, and they have plenty of space for disenfranchised conservative-leaning warriors.
Interesting.
I don't know.
I don't trust them.
I don't think my kind would be appreciated in Russia.
But yeah, I don't know.
I feel like just leave them alone.
You know, give them a piece of Russia.
There's a million acres of nothing.
Let them go somewhere.
Who cares?
They're not going to be able to do anything.
And I'd be like, I honestly wouldn't care.
I'd just probably chill there with my friends and we'd be like, wee!
We would just have fun.
Ride donkeys around.
What do Russians do?
Eat potatoes?
Fucking be very sarcastic and grim all the time?
Get weight.
I don't know.
Bored and fight animals?
I don't know what you guys do.
You guys are weird.
Russians are fucking different.
Jenstein says you're a clever MF.
Thanks, buddy.
Simon says we put smell regas.
We put smell re-gas info chunkuki.
Chunkuki.
Smell regas info chunkuki.
I don't.
I don't even know what that means.
Somebody somewhere liked it.
Bullock says GBK.
Gun bomb knife.
Gun bomb knife.
That's what the slash.
Coming up next on the anti-hate report.
We've discovered that the three slashes actually represent an act of violence.
Guns, knives, and bombs.
Barbara Perry broke the story midway through her third extra-large cheese pizza.
Well, it was when I saw them talking about it that I knew that that's what it meant.
I need more creams and sausages and oils.
Barbara Dumb!
Stop!
Barbara, no!
*BEEP*
We lost Kevin.
Barbara ate Kevin.
Whatever.
You know.
It should hold her over until at least suppertime.
All right.
Jenstein says, Zoom link, no cam.
I want to eat donuts.
Right.
Just like we all do.
And Bullock says, being stoic rules.
It is cool.
It's not something I'm ever going to do.
I'm just going to be insane my whole life.
Canadian Spawn says, there are enemies in front of us, behind us, and on our flanks.
There is only one safe place.
That is on the objective.
Captain Paul Triquet.
Thank you for your service, gentlemen.
That's right.
That is a great quote.
Thus always to tyrants says, you will win, then you will die.
Shout out to Nazis.
What?
Gun, bomb, knife.
Doesn't have to make sense.
And M.W. Dale, thank you for the subscription, sir.
I'm laughing because I have a feeling it's probably working.
All I ask from the CSIS people is like, can you at least let us know?
Just tell one person, like, that wasn't funny.
That was really annoying.
And I'll stop.
If you don't relent, if you don't admit this is costing you an incredible amount of time and resources because I'm literally like, this is a video game, right?
You ever play guys my age will remember?
Especially like fighting games or NHL guys.
NHL 99, top right corner every time.
Slapshot.
You're just, oh, you're taking advantage of the game.
Yes, right.
I'm cheating.
I'm cheating to break the game and I'm broken your game.
In a minute.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
uh Oh, goodness.
Jen Steen says, can Cosby tuck us into bed tonight?
There could be.
There could be a Cosby bedtime story.
We'll think about it.
Bullock says, awesome, man.
Thanks.
Infinite resolve.
Thank you, sir.
Brenda Lucky's cheese sandwich.
Many at CSCS and InSET thought they were going to get going, thought they were going to the cottage this weekend, but not after they hear the plan to swarm Parliament with gun bomb knife.
Oh, yeah.
Parliament 3D printed gun bomb knife.
Aerial assault drones.
Hot air weather balloons with bees and terrorists and Hamas.
Illegal weapons and unpinned magazines and gun parts and 3D printed guns and knives and bombs and ropes and guns.
People are still doing it in the chat.
All right, I've got to end this.
It'll never stop.
Or it just becomes a 20-hour stream and we bankrupt them on this one stream and they just run out of paper and they have to cease operations and it's an emergency.
They have to get a flight in from America, from Langley.
They have to fucking do a red eye of a 747 to fly in a cargo of fucking pallets and pallets and pallets of printer paper and ink and they're like, come on, come on, come on.
They're still streaming and we're not getting the information.
Install it, install it.
We got to print off all the comments and say gun, bomb, knife.
Phillips cocaine, right?
And there's all of that.
Cocaine trafficking and trafficking cocaine with guns and bombs and knives.
On Parliament with 3D printed guns.
Number one Pooh Head says Cesis AI printer go brrrr.
Yeah, I think it is.
And Mr. Bullock says, K-Dog.
All right, I'm done.
It's a lot.
You guys were retarded.
But that's why we're here because we're all insane.
And, you know, that was basically a throwaway stream, more or less.
Where's my glasses?
Yeah, that was kind of the idea.
It was just, you know, look at the horror.
Look at the horrible shit.
And there's lots I didn't get into.
I mean, there's a little girl in England that got arrested and carried away by police because she said a cop looked like a lesbian, and she's clearly a lesbian.
And the little girl's autistic, and six cops burst.
I'm sure you've seen the video.
If you haven't, you can go find it.
I don't want to stay here all night.
Neither do you.
Gun, bomb, knife.
Knife, bomb, gun.
Homemade guns and bombs and 3D printed guns and bombs and knives and ropes and homemed thermite gas and Holocaust denial.
Careful, careful now.
Don't break the law.
We're not breaking the law.
We're just saying words in an illogical format to really, really annoy, really annoy the shit of people.
And they have no choice but to deal with this now.
Okay.
You're so immature, am I?
Look who's talking.
What the hell was I talking about?
No, see, I completely forgot what I was talking about.
All right.
So anyway, yeah, she's autistic.
They do, they do, whatever.
And by the way, so she's calling her.
You look like a lesbian.
You look gay.
You look like a lesbian.
So she's being arrested for a hate crime, a little kid.
The L in LGBTQ stands for what?
Oh, lesbian.
Right.
So it's your word, lesbian, and we called you by the word.
Because you guys are real picky with the words, right?
You have to use the special words and not use the mean word.
Like you're very, like, you basically every word you have to say.
So that's, that's the.
You see why I'm confused?
You see how, you see how I know for a fact that you're just completely operating on butthurt emotion all the time?
You're a completely illogical, brain-scrambled, gobbledygook, nonsense, train wreck of a fucking human being.
And you probably need adult supervision at all times.
I'm amazed you can even get dressed and go to work.
Or did mommy help you with that too?
I suspect.
How many boosters do you have?
Probably too many.
So there's that.
You know, there's a whole bunch of other horrible nonsense.
The war is in Russia.
It's probably going to escalate.
Cops are killing people in the United States just for Fed posting.
They show up and kill you at your house.
It's fine.
78 years old doesn't matter.
They'll just show up and murder you.
Well, he was posting scary things.
He was a fat old man who's probably mentally ill.
So you sent a SWATUM to his house to kill him.
Yep, that's the new America.
That's the new world we're going to live in.
You know, and by the way, speaking of CESIS, well, they, you know, I don't know.
Lots of Chinese control in this country, according to them.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Anything else?
Hmm.
People are dying more than ever.
All right.
There's a new disease X that's coming.
I'm already not getting the vaccine.
I don't care what it is.
I don't think I'll ever get another vaccine for anything in my life.
I have absolutely no trust in this entire medical system anymore.
Even just going in for a minor surgery, I would be extremely concerned.
They're going to fuck that up and I'll die from that.
I don't even think, I wouldn't even risk getting anesthetic anymore because I have so little confidence in that these people know what they're doing that they may give me too much and I might die because there is neglectful, idiotic, insane, retarded behavior happening every day and no one seems to care.
Well, just get another, just get another one.
Oh, and again, we'll finish off with some pedophile.
Campus, why the UBC professor wants to expose children to dicks again?
Oh, why wouldn't why wouldn't journalism professor doctor this thing, doctor feminism, I can tell by looking at your face, doctor feminism here with a journalism degree says she believes children should be exposed to adult genitalia to prepare them for the possibility of seeing naked transgender individuals in a locker room.
Also, we should just get ahead of traumatizing them so they're less traumatized when they inevitably become traumatized because you make decisions.
How about doctor?
Maybe you just don't make decisions anymore.
Maybe you just shut up and somebody else is going to take over because you're insane and you're apparently a pedophile.
All right.
That should do it.
Oh, and by the way, old Joe, he was at the Grand Canyon recently.
Nobody pushed him over.
He didn't jump off, but they did let him wander perilously close to the Grand Canyon.
So base Secret Service, I don't know.
The fact they let him do this in this stage, in this case, of his stage of his life, I mean, he's not going to run, but he frequently just walks off in random directions when people aren't paying attention.
So, I mean, the biggest cliff in the world is probably not.
I mean, were they hoping he would die?
If I was the Secret Service and I'm like, how do we kill this guy and make him look like an accident?
Take him to the Grand Canyon, let him walk around the edge for a while.
You know how he's always wandering off?
You know, he's walking off stage, walking on stage.
Fuck him, Mike.
God damn it, Elliot, you might be a genius.
Where'd you get this idea from?
Well, it's a long story.
Kind of.
It was a friend of mine's ideas, actually, my brother.
Well, he was in the intelligence world like me.
And, you know, he had a different assignment.
He's actually, you know, I'm a dual citizen?
Yeah, he was working at the Sisters there in Canada.
And, well, he died in a really fucked up situation with a co-worker.
And I don't really want to talk about it.
His name is Gordon Knight.
Print it all!
Read it all!
You know how you're going to be able to identify CSS operators now in your town?
They're the ones with the paper cuts all over their fingers, like the band-aids on their fingers.
There's one.
I knew it!
I knew it!
You were up all night reading transcripts of nonsense, weren't you?
I'm so high, I'm on these streets.
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times.
You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die.
Knock me down, six feet deep.
One more round, no reprieve.
Life's killed me a hundred thousand times.
You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die.
*Dramatic music*
Thank you very much, guys.
Appreciate it.
Hope you have a great weekend.
Take care of yourselves.
Get out there and do something for yourself.
Get healthy.
Get strong.
They are trying to kill us.
That's not a joke.
They definitely do want to use Gun Bomb Knife on us for real.
So, you know.
Careful.
And I'm never running so try it again.
Start me over right where I'd be.
We only have each other.
Anthrax pudding pops, indeed.
Look at all these.
I miss so many.
You guys cracked me up.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for your support, guys.
I love you guys so much.
Genstein, thank you very much.
Special shout out to you.
And when they show up at your house now because of this.
Just kind of be kind of rude and off-puttish and make fun of them and not really answer questions.
That's what everybody else has been doing.
Or you could invite them in for tea.
Maybe slip somebody to have them.
I don't know.
Have a party.
Honey pump them, Jenstein.
Honey pump them with a sweet Jenstein.
Hey, I believe Jen Steve can fuck the husband.
think he can do it?
We're betting on you, John Steen!
Flip the lesbos!
Dead hell high, a haunt these streets, lies still beyond.
Major Disney Dunk comes with my social media links, my Telegram, my subscribers.
And all of that stuff is on the website.
Major Disney Duncan comes.
Thank you guys so much.
We get the six up and coming up.
Rest in peace, Kevin and Gordon.
I've said it over a hundred thousand times.
You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die.
I've said it over a hundred thousand times.
Let's kill me a hundred thousand times.
You can jump, you can drive, but the dead don't die.
Get real lonely and dice.
Don't fuck anybody.
I'll do it!
*laughs* Thank you.
This is a terrible impression.
I've got no standards.
He'll do it.
I've seen him have sex with animals.
Listen to Jesse.
I'll do the rest of the talking since I paid for the commercial.
I'm not particularly fond of this idea, and I find it reprehensible.
But at the end of the day, some people have needs.
And these lesbian incels that sees us have a need that can't be scratched.
And Cosby here also has a need to scratch, and he's going to do it one way or another.
So I'm just trying to solve two different problems at the same time.
So call this number if you're that desperate.
I've got no standards.
It really doesn't act with Jesse on this one.
It's kind of disgusting.
I wouldn't do it, but then again, I've never had this problem.
