The state of this country is truly despicable.
The people are unworthy, and what you see before you from coast to coast is the result of the kind of people that live here.
Lazy, entitled, weak, obese, drug and booze addicted losers with a narcissism complex.
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There's definitely somebody out there named Joanne who definitely deserves to be told to go fuck themselves.
Probably obese, probably a communist, conservative communist, liberal communist, liberals, conservatives, both the same.
They're communists.
Refugees, welcome.
Put them right in my house.
Well, we're going to get to that.
I have, I don't know.
I got a bunch of shit piled up over the days.
I didn't arrange any of it.
I'm in a foul.
I don't know if it's a mood or more like a psychosis of blood rage.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sure it'll work out.
Peepee's going to save us?
Oh, yeah.
He'll save us from having a decent life.
He'll make sure you don't get that for fucking damn sure.
More migrants, please.
More faster legally.
I'm going to put them in your house.
I'm going to put them right in your house.
Kyra, how are you?
See, I'm learning.
I'm going to say it right.
Homeopathic Arnica, she says, is good for deep puncture wounds.
Skip the tetanus shot.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Ting!
I got a few of those.
I'm pulling these out every day.
I'm like a fucking factory.
I'm like Groman knives.
That's a picture of a building in the hometown, my town where I grew up, where I'm from.
Groman knives.
They've had a long reputation making wonderful, great products.
You know?
And I've been pulling knives out of my back about as fast as they can make them down at Groman Knives.
That's okay.
You know, I'll fight everybody.
I don't give a fuck.
And I can fight everybody.
And I will.
Nigel Jori is after the convoy is finished.
We did not forgive or forget.
We simply went back to where we always were to wait for what happens next.
Push-ups and patriotism.
Definitely taking care of yourself and getting strong is the way to go.
We're going to get worse.
And they're going to get more difficult, more challenging.
And obviously, being in top physical condition as much as you can be will mitigate a lot of those effects and set you up for survivability, we hope.
So yeah, ditch the fucking drinking and the booze and the drugs and the fucking around and living on cheese and playing video games all day.
This isn't a joke, dude.
You fucking see what's going on in the world?
I've been paying real close attention for a number of years and a lot of people that thought I was crazy five to seven years ago are really starting to get concerned and asking me, what's going on?
Yeah, yeah, get ready.
Get the fuck ready.
ZipX demise says, I never claimed to not be retarded.
Fair point, you know, a lot of you are proudly retarded and autistic.
I'm really retarded.
I mean, Derek and I were just talking about this.
We're both heavily retarded.
And yet, somehow, unvaccinated.
So I don't know what that says about the rest of Canada.
90, about, I don't know if it's 90%, but it's upwards of 90% of from, you know, Vancouver Island to St. John's, SW John's, fucking Newfoundland, and everybody in between.
About 90% of them can fuck themselves.
They're pathetic, despicable people.
I really mean that.
Most people are garbage.
Pathetic, weak, lazy, sloth, entitled, infantile, wretched, narcissistic, me, me, me, slime scum that don't deserve the work, the things that were handed to them from the previous generations.
They want to do nothing.
They want to coast.
They just want to coast and have things be given to them like a bunch of fucking babies.
Can't handle anything.
Clouds are scary.
Don't raise your voice.
Honking is violent.
Fucking die in a hole.
You're disgusting.
Ever heard of Cap Yong Valley?
Probably not.
You were busy taking pictures of your fucking ass, you skank.
Get fucked.
Fuck you.
I, you know, I still have that.
I'm going to take that out of here.
That spinning maple leaf from the bottom line.
I think that needs to go.
I think it's time.
I warned you ahead of time.
This is not going to be good.
I am just going to knife hand every all, yeah, and unite the retards, Anderson.
That's right.
That's what we have to do.
Fisher fan, thank you very much, sir.
How are you doing?
He says, there's no school like old school.
Yeah, it's been a while.
I don't know why this is up so high, or maybe I'm down low.
What's going on with this fucking thing, man?
It's getting moved around.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Nobody's ever cared.
That's why we're here, because we don't care about what's going on out there because they're all fucking retarded.
If you want to instantly pretty much shoot from like, you know, we can fix this too.
I have a deep loathing in my fucking mitochondria for most people walking around.
Just go on social media for like an hour.
Just scroll it.
Just read the things that people actually Say and think, and think that that sounds good, and that makes them look smart, and that this is an intelligent response, and this was worth saying, or this was worth doing.
And it's just like, you know, send the missiles.
I don't care.
Lynn says, we may be kind of retarded, but we're your retard.
Right.
And I'm your retard, right?
We're all retarded together.
We are retarded together.
It's okay.
It's a bundle of retards.
He's a bundle of stick fag retards in fasci.
What the hell?
What do you call it?
The rods and the and the it's yeah, that.
I guess we're that.
It's fascists.
Good, good.
Okay, good.
I don't fucking care anymore.
I really don't.
This place is a joke.
This isn't a our democracy when politicians fucking say that, dude!
This is dangerous to our democracy.
Hey, asshole, not a democracy.
Never fucking come back here, stick.
Never been a democracy.
This is a constitutional monarchy.
We have a king.
Look, yeah, yeah, that's fake and gay.
Stop pretending you're America, which isn't a democracy either.
It's a constitutional republic.
And, you know, democracy is just mob rule.
You know, 50.5% of the people tell the other 49.5% to get vaccinated or die, you know, except in Canada's case, it was basically everyone.
I think there's a clip on there somewhere.
It's just a left-to-right surprise, like kinder surprise eggs of horror.
That's everything I have queued up.
I don't know what...
I know they're almost all going to make me mad because that's why I saved them because I look at it and I go, you know, urge to develop super weapons, you know, increases.
I wish I had the I don't have the inventor capacity to build or create new super weapons, but motherfucker, do I have the temperament to deploy them?
Oh, yes.
Oh, press the button.
Absolutely.
Wipe them out.
You know, sometimes you got to do it.
Sometimes it's just, you just got to go for gold.
You just got to go right to the end and then the problem's solved.
And, you know, some people may seem, think it's heavy-handed.
I think it's efficient.
I think it saves hundreds of years of bullshit.
Hey, you're allowed to do genocide now, right?
Oh, South Africa, very funny.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Funny.
Oh, get another mug on TV that says white people tears as you laugh about the fucking vicious murders of boiling hot water being poured down the throats of children in front of their, you know, parents as the wife is raped in front of the husband and they're being hacked up by machetes and so on.
Yeah, that's what's fucking going on there.
What do you think?
They give them pills in the mail.
Okay, time to take your death pill.
And it's all just very nice and calm.
No, they bust into your house and it's like out of a fucking, it's like a Rob Zombie movie.
What was the one?
What was the real crazy one?
That was one of the first movies I watched where I was like, Rob Zombie is a dark man.
Where they cut the guy's face off and he puts it on and he wears the dead man's face to scare the other guy, the wife of the man he murdered.
And he was like making her suck his dick or something.
It was just fucked, you know?
It was insane.
And, you know, that's the kind of level, actually worse.
Actually worse.
The things I've read and videos and shit that I've seen in South Africa over the years, I love that this is finally going mainstream a little bit.
And that's a big thank to Elon Musk, who, of course, bought Twitter, let a lot of people back on the platform.
And he himself is commenting on this, probably, maybe because he's from South Africa.
I don't know.
But the things going on there rival and surpass the absolute depths of monstrosity that is anything you've seen in Hollywood.
I mean, I saw a meme once that was like, what did it say?
It was like, you know, I, no, it was a video somebody made.
Very funny.
Some comedian made it.
It was like the existential crisis rectangle.
That's it.
I remember now.
And he's like, previously, horrors reserved for only the eyes of war veterans can now be yours.
And yes, that is very true.
You can see the most fucking crazy things.
Why is everything slipping and sliding around?
It never fucking stops raining here.
Remember when they said there was a drought?
Guys, it's going to be like this for three hours.
Just me yelling about whatever pops into my head that I'm angry about, which is almost everything.
All those fires in Nova Scotia.
It's because of the drought.
This place is constantly wet.
It rained all the way up to when the fire started.
It has rained every fucking day since, pretty much.
Oh my God, it rained summer.
Yeah, I'm from here.
It's always doughy.
It's always doing that.
If you're in Nova Scotia and you're like, geez, is it going to rain?
100% chance of shitty day.
Yes, almost all the time.
We have, and summer's over.
It's cold now.
We had our two weeks of like, oh, it's kind of decent summery weather now.
And then two weeks of furnace to maximum.
And now we're going right into like fall.
I was out on my bike earlier, went to the gym.
It's like 17, 16 degrees.
It was getting cold.
I'm in shorts, t-shirts.
Oh, not even.
I had like my, my, I was wearing nothing.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
I owe my, I like it.
Yeah, that's right.
And you know what?
I feel like it's my duty as a man that's in shape.
That's all.
I'm just a strong in-shape man that has spent a considerable amount of time investing in that over the years.
It doesn't take me very long to get back in shape because I was previously at a level of a professional athlete when I was in the military in some of the fucking places I worked.
So it wasn't hard.
But there are so fucking few of them out there that I feel like it's my duty to basically walk around shirtless just to fucking remind these disgusting excuses for men walking around what's possible.
You know, what's potentially possible.
You don't have to be a pathetic slob, but if you do go out there, that is what you see.
And, you know, specifically conservative men are really just fascinated and impressed by Peepee because he's not obese.
That is the standard for being impressed with Canada, with Canadian leaders.
All that hate fucking jacked, bro.
Oh, my God.
All these fucking...
They're fucking gay.
They don't have girlfriends.
They don't have wives.
They're on Twitter all day simping for Peepee.
They are homosexuals.
The CPC party, you know, everybody wants to make fun of the prime minister and the liberals.
Hey, they're very gay.
They're very gay, obviously.
They're openly gay.
I mean, he's clearly a flamboyant homosexual.
But the conservatives are closeted gay, which means they do things in the closet that they, you know, they're more gay, right?
Because the liberals know that you're going to see their gayness and they're open about it.
Like you've seen the drag stuff in the streets and all of that.
Like it's on fault.
They're not hiding anything.
Conservatives are hiding.
They're pretending they're not that gay.
They're gayer.
They're much gayer.
And so they're all commenting on it.
Look at his pipes, bro.
Oh my God.
He's just a man.
He's not even in shape.
He's just not obese.
That's it.
He's just not obese.
And the conservatives are like, holy fuck.
Oh my God.
That's your fucking standard for being impressed with a physical condition that makes you impressed?
Wow.
What next?
And, you know, this on Twitter, are you guys going to give away a fucking trophy?
Next Conservative Party convention.
Give yourselves a trophy.
And here we have, you know, oh, Jimmy hasn't even been drunk for two days in a row.
Give it up for Jimmy.
They're all fucking booze bags or unbilled.
These are the worst people in the world.
And even as pathetic and hapless and disgusting as they are, they have legions of skanks, essentially, worshiping and groveling at their feet.
Oh my God, Peep is so amazing.
Look how Jackson is.
It's like this melted worm character.
You know, looking up at like a literal cockroach.
But through some cruel twist of fate, we have to sit here and be dictated to by actual cockroaches who aren't even in charge.
They're just here.
They're just here to be dicks and lie and fucking steal and do things on behalf of their actual kings and masters that they serve.
Not us, not the Canadian people.
That's not who they work for.
You know what I mean?
Shut up, Peter!
Writing at the round to colour this.
Why don't you?
Also homosexuals, the anti-hate network, all homosexuals there again, of course.
Very questionable things they're doing with children over there.
Some weird photos, some strange things, you know, foreign funding.
What is it with these special boys and their organizations and their special funding from overseas?
What is that about?
Ezzy!
Hello!
I'm talking to some lawyers tomorrow.
And, well, you know, it's like baking a cake.
I want to make a good cake.
I want it to be kind of a surprise.
Because if you tell them what kind of cake it's going to be, they look forward to it.
They, you know, imagine, you know, what it could be like, what it'll taste like, what it'll look like, smell like, and all this.
And, you know, it can fuck with, you know, the appreciating when it comes.
You know, it's best to just let it happen.
And so, like baking a cake, I'm just going to put it in the oven, and I'll tell you when it's done.
Okay?
See you soon.
Lynn, thank you.
Alex, how are you?
Because I recently learned that you're a federal agent working for our government.
Is your job supposed to make us love this government?
Yes, I guess so.
If so, I'd like to tell you that you're doing a very, very bad job.
No, it's, dude, it's a scam to trick you into sending me three U.S. dollars.
That's why.
That's why I do it.
So I can make a few dollars that then goes right out of my hands and into the hands of my many now lawyers.
Yeah, I mean, this is retarded.
This is...
I feel...
You get all of the bullshit and all of the legal nightmares and all of the problems and all the fuckheads and all of the jealous, angry, stupid, fucking, insipid insect people you got to deal with and none of the good stuff.
Yes, it's such a great gig.
This is so much fun.
I fucking invite you to try it, big shot, all these fucking people out there.
You fucking do it then.
Huh?
You could never do what I do.
I could easily, with a fraction of my brain power, I could just, you know, on autopilot, live your entire life better than you without even taking much attention away from my own.
Ha ha!
You're disgusting.
Bye!
Tweet about it!
I'm spitting mad now.
I'm spitting mad.
It makes for good fuel, you know?
It helps when you're...
It helps when you've...
oh yeah, you go be our warriors of the people and we'll take you.
And then it's like, actually fuck you instead.
Fuck all of you guys instead.
Yeah, it creates a, oh, a situation deep in the soul.
And it turns into a, you know, it sets in a foundation of hatred that transcends space and time.
I don't know.
I don't know how else to put it other than that.
But watching your fucking friends go home in pieces and in boxes and shoot themselves and hang themselves constantly because of the moral, you know, damage that's been done to the integrity of their soul and the lies they've been put through and the gaslighting and the bullshit and a complete fucking country and society that's 100% turned its back on them and not in, not turned its back.
It's done a 360, turned its back and then turned back around to pull out a knife and put it in their backs too.
Congratulations, Canada.
Fucking congratulations.
You're the shittiest country in the world.
You're the shittiest, most unworthy people of anyone sacrificed in the history of Western civilization.
Good for you!
I swallowed that water wrong.
This isn't an interpretive dance.
I'm choking it down.
It's okay, I should've had.
Not today, Massad!
I just realized what it is.
I'm hangry.
I went to the gym earlier, just got back a while ago.
I didn't eat yet.
This is all I got is this protein shake to hold me over.
Hangry me is not...
He's not a reasonable man.
Cindy Lee, how are you?
He says, "Hi!" Jeremy, we're gonna dance.
It's been a while, but I can't stay just showing my support once we're ball.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate you.
Ball banger says, just turn the maple leaf upside down.
That's actually brilliant.
I think I might actually do that.
I might do exactly that, but not right now because I just don't care enough.
Simone de Biguier says, Rage Ball.
Done being a sports ball.
Colin Capri Cuck?
Man, I drank water and it went down the wrong.
It went into my lungs, I guess.
Am I drowning?
Is this what they did to you, Cotter?
In Guantanamo?
This is a minor inconvenience at Pass.
You do not deserve $10 million.
It's outrageous.
Monday Night Rage Ball is for you.
Yeah, done being a sports ball call in Capri Cook.
Yeah.
Monday Night Rage Ball.
That's right.
I should have played that intro.
Remember that one?
Let's do it.
I don't fucking care.
This is a mess of a stream anyway.
It's going to be terrible.
It's just, it's all awful.
You know, I don't even know where the hell this stuff is.
I am so badly organized.
Oh, but I am organizing a national fucking militia army and directing cells of men and teams in different provinces and time zones.
And by the way, Ezra, I'm doing it somehow completely undetected by CESIS and the RCFP.
I have state-of-the-art alien fucking comms, bud.
Don't even fucking trip.
I'm doing this and I'm ordering police killings and I'm doing all these things.
Can't organize my computer, though.
Can't find intro videos to...
Oh my god.
No, wait.
Yeah.
This is so appropriate.
I should have just played this from the fucking beginning.
Pretend it's just starting.
Let's just do that, you know?
It's nostalgia stream.
What the fuck?
I don't know why this just keeps attacking me.
It wants something.
It's trying to alert me to danger.
Maybe because of the mood I'm in, it's like it's powered up and I can cast a spell and kill my enemies.
I don't know.
I'm going to try it, though.
I don't think it can do that.
But here's hoping.
Where's Gary when you need him?
Gary?
Sheriff.
This is for you, Gary.
This is for you, Gary.
I'm just using this as an excuse to fix my throat.
I'm just using this as an excuse to fix my throat.
Hold on to your butt.
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor!
FLOAAAAAAA!
He wants to break the beat!
I've seen more than one!
He's supposed to get into the trouble!
But he doesn't answer!
I just like seeing people get hurt.
Those were the days.
Hey!
Is this a new online streamer trend?
Live cynical reactions to my own life.
Good, that hurts.
You had a bad cut, and he was died.
I never liked TBTs.
Kill him, Chuck!
Build carbon bombing civilians again.
the way you like it.
Accurate, you know?
Well.
Hey, seeing people get fucking KO'd never gets old, you know?
Why not?
You know, nice memory lane for a while.
Here's for all you new people.
Yeah, that's what I used to just do more like that kind of stuff.
But then the government was like, let's ruin his life.
And I'm like, oh, okay.
Or we can do that.
Fine.
I'll just go full-time fucking schizo ruin your fucking shitty political career.
I'm going to be like, like AIDS.
I'm going to, it's just, you're not even going to know you have it at first.
Then you're going to start having symptoms, a cough, you know, you're not going to be able to, you don't really know what's going on.
The years wear on.
You start to feel tired and weird and you're getting sick more than you used to.
And the next thing you know, you're like, am I really, really fucking ill?
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do to you.
That's what I'm going to do to all of you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I got Simon.
Who else?
Not, not the, I mean, maybe some people, definitely some people in the audience.
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, they, they just.
They're obsessed with me and they want to suck my dick.
And it's so funny that they need to see everything that I'm doing all the time.
And they act like it's because I'm documenting the fast.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm fucking seeing the world on the internet right now, mom.
No, honey, I can't come to bed.
I'm busy.
I have to tweet about this tomorrow.
Just admit that you're a liberal, conservative, communist, homosexual like everybody else.
And you want to taste the D. Just say It.
You don't have to say it in public.
You don't have to say it to anyone anywhere, really.
But I want you to say it.
I want you to say it out loud in your home, in your shack, underneath your soiled mattress, under a bridge, wherever it is that you are.
And just say, I just, I do, I do want to taste his D. That's what I want to do.
And then once it's out there, it's out there in the world, and you can at least, you'll start the path to being honest with yourself for the first time in your life.
You're going to start to be more honest with yourself.
Okay?
So just admit, that's why you're here.
And, you know, I see, I'm all about helping people, even the goblins.
I guess this is a joke.
I'm conducting advanced psychological warfare on them, and I have increased their suicide rate exponentially, and I could not be happier about it.
I really couldn't.
What else is going on?
Oh, did you hear that?
Another one just got its wings.
Wallbanger says, here's one for the fake nukes in your old intro.
Dude, I can't.
No, there can't be more.
Right?
I gave up after I saw enough of the conspiracies.
I'm like, I've seen enough.
You know, like, I looked into the abyss.
I'm like, okay, okay.
Fake and gay.
Basically, everything's fake and gay.
You know, but then I saw this video a while ago, and I was like, there's a house.
It's a famous nuclear test video.
And house is blown apart by the blast wave.
And there's like a car, and then there's not a car, and then there's a car again.
Like, it's edited footage.
And for some reason, there's cars driving around.
And like, who's holding the camera?
Where is the camera?
It's zoomed in.
Like, how far?
This is 1944, by the way.
So, you know, I mean, or 45 in the, you know, before.
Oh, I don't know.
It's, I mean, it causes questions, you know, so.
And nobody ever has used one of those either.
It's like, are we daring them?
This would be the ultimate game of chicken in the fucking history of the world.
The government, the global one world, oh, we love them, don't we?
Oh, the Looney Tunes.
They're our favorite.
They own everything and they control it all.
And they keep us in line with constant threats of nuclear annihilation.
You don't want to get you out of control.
I mean, there's nukes out there, man.
You know?
And we're like, bullshit.
What did you say?
Bullshit.
Prove it.
You want...
No, no, we can't do...
You don't have any nukes.
It's not real.
Imagine.
But there's been a lot of people killed stealing nuclear weapons.
Why would you do that if it didn't?
I don't know.
I'm not getting into this.
I'm not getting into this tonight.
If there are nukes and they go off, please, I beg of you, land on my face.
Land on my, like this with my mouth open.
Just like all of my goblin fans want me to do to them.
You know?
That, please.
Just let it rain.
Let it rain right down.
Right down my throat.
They're sitting there seething.
I can already hear them tweeting.
I can hear you tweeting.
Your heightened emotions and your advanced heart rate is empowering me.
It's making me stronger.
No, it is.
It really is.
The more you hate me, the more powerful I become.
There's nothing you can do.
Cambie Dredd says, I would like to say, I'm angry in that every weekend my town is invaded by people who smell like shit.
There is a pandemic of that happening.
It may affect, it seems to be.
This is my initial, you know, I went to the whiteboard about it, right?
And when in public and encountering, let's call them smelly folk, they seem oftentimes to be relegated to fast food service industry and gas stations.
There's a lot of that in those areas for some reason.
The trucking industry seems to be popular.
They seem to be expanding into other places.
It's not clear where they'll strike next.
But all we know is that none of us are safe.
None of us are safe from the smellies.
They will find us and they will make you go as you walk through a cloud of B.O. stink that they've left for you in the aisle of Sobeys while you're trying to find cereal for your children.
Okay?
So, you know, keep an eye out, you guys.
They're out there and they don't like soap.
They don't like it.
They don't like soap.
They've never liked it.
They never liked it even for a minute.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Believe me.
They've never seen anything like it.
We got some.
Do you want some soap?
They don't want soap.
They said no soap.
Can you believe that?
No soap.
They don't want soap.
Seriously, though, you walk around just being like, whew, I smell like shit.
Better go live in public.
Do they not smell it?
Does it smell nut?
Maybe they think it smells nice.
Does that give them powers?
Is this like a psychology move to like drive us insane with disgust so we don't catch on to where they're going to strike next?
There, that's the pattern.
That's what they're doing.
It's intentional.
It's the BO deception.
The BO deception is that you'll just be so focused on the stench and how to get away from it that you don't see.
You don't see them planning their next move.
I might be the smartest man that's ever lived.
I don't know.
I don't see any holes in it.
Prove me wrong.
You can't.
Debate over.
The science is settled.
The science is settled.
And trust the experts.
Trust the science.
Anyway, she says, can't swim but rent floaties and drown.
They can't swim and they rent floaties and drown?
Is that so?
So what you're saying, Cambi, is that the Diagalon compound needs to have a moat for cultural reasons.
You know, let's say it's, you know, spiritual too.
Yes.
Yes, we, we live the ring of water, we, it, um, it keeps, it keeps the devil away.
Yes, it, um, yep, that's what it's for.
There's not, there's not bait on the other side.
It's not trying to trick people into thinking they can That was an accident, Your Honor.
I was trying to save him.
But he smelled so bad, I just fucking when they're dead.
laughter laughter laughter How long does the BO stench continue after you're dead, do you think?
Because you're dead.
Can you still produce, I mean, you stink in a different way, but that particular one, does that has any scientists tackled these, the puzzling questions of our time?
How do we, what the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
Death to you.
Ah!
Fucking spiders descending right into my eyeball.
Like, do you want to die?
Guess you do.
Time to die.
Remember when I told you to come down here, I was like, I'm fucking...
They freak me out.
I hunt them now for sport.
You should never have sent me down here.
Zebestamai says, wait, this is a scam?
I don't know, to be honest with you.
Somebody somewhere is way ahead and somebody else is way behind.
And I'm not sure which one is me.
I'm either way ahead or way behind.
I'm either...
A unique quality that only I can truly appreciate.
Because I'm smart enough to know how stupid I am.
And let me tell you, there are some days where you're like, oh, wow.
Look at you, go.
So what were you thinking when you did that?
Yeah, I weren't thinking anything at all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that'll get you.
I mean, you do have a brain for a reason, right?
That's what it's for.
And for you to just not use it, it's like insulting to your creator, you know?
So it's like, bad things are going to fucking happen to you, you stupid bastard.
Nigel, he says, tip for fighting.
What?
Okay, hang on.
I keep pulling at this.
It's driving me fucking mental.
Tip for fighting an attacker with a knife.
Like, remember when there was a time someone could say that?
And you would be like, yeah, that's funny.
Now everyone's like, oh, yes, what should we do?
I've seen this happen often in public.
So, yeah, this is something we think about now.
Anyway, he says, take shirt off and use for defense.
Tip for taking shirt off.
Don't be a fat fuck.
That is all solid advice.
I endorse all of that.
You can get your shirt off way faster if you're not fat.
And you can use it.
You can wrap it around your arm to try and fight the attacker.
It's kind of like a...
What the hell do these...
Like bracers, those things that fucking...
War used to be such so much simpler.
Whoever won was the side that hated the other side more.
That's the side that went.
That's what they don't want to tell you.
Okay?
That's the fucking truth about war.
This noble, like, you know, oh, how did they win?
Well, we just believed in ourselves and we just, we knew we could do it.
And we and we had each other and it was a brotherhood.
It's like, no, we won because we wanted them to fucking die.
You know?
And they didn't want to kill us as bad as we wanted to kill them.
So they lost.
That's how it used to be.
Now there's a fucking 17-year-old with an Xbox controller dropping fucking J-DAMs on battalions of people.
And it's like, there's no honor in this.
There's nothing in this.
It's perversion.
It's pretty fucked.
Modern warfare is fucking...
It's like, there's nothing to be had.
There's no experience.
It's not like it used to be.
I got in at the tail end of when you could, like, conventional war.
Now it's like, bro.
Your chances of surviving are like zero.
Like, you're going to get fucked up.
The only question is, in what way?
Completely dead, missing limbs, multiple limbs, blind spine blown out of your back, colossopy bag, your fucking wife fucking the pool boy, and you let her, because it's like, I don't even have a dick anymore.
They blew it off.
It's not fair to her.
I might as well live the, you know, I can't.
You know, these are things you have to think.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Think about that.
Every time we're going to slam it, we're going to slam on Ukraine and we are going to fight to your last family member.
Canada will fight to your last family member.
Me?
No, I'm too important.
I have glasses.
I'm pretending I don't.
But everybody honestly finds it much more nerving.
They find it unsettling.
They don't like it.
They look at my face and they say, Mr. Speaker, is this man autistic?
Is he lost?
It seems that he can't even look around the room.
Oh, and he's wearing compression shirts.
And look at his pipes, though.
Look, he's not obese.
Wow.
Fucking wow.
Holy shit, he's not obese.
Put him in the game.
We got a champion.
Did you know it's Terry Fox Day?
Well, move over, Terry.
August 7th is fucking PP's Pipes Day.
The hero we've all needed.
More faster legally.
If I can put a Somalian teenager in your daughter's room, I will do that.
Because a Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.
Isn't that right?
Tch!
It's all cowardice.
I know what cowardice looks like because I have both experienced it myself.
And I don't mean like, I just kind of want to jump in the deep end.
You know what I mean?
And I've seen it in other people in environments where it's like, there's no hiding if you don't have the stones.
You know, there's not, that's just.
You know what I mean?
Like when somebody jumps on a grenade, you're like, damn.
You know what I mean?
Like, I would never, honestly, I would never.
I'm just telling you right now, guys, if a grenade rolled in the room, I'm the guy that kicks at it a couple times, freak falls down, and we die.
That's what I would probably do.
I might try and bat at it with my hand, but I'd be like, I don't want to, like, I don't know.
I'm not going to die.
That guy's hard as fuck.
He's so, like, he's so in the game that he's like, for me, and just blows up.
You're like, holy shit.
Anyway, what the fuck was I talking about?
Jumping on grenades.
Cowardice, right.
These people are so full of shit, the politicians.
And it's obvious.
It's obvious, right?
If you're going to be honest with yourself and you listen to them talk, you tell yourself you like what they're saying.
And again, I'm telling you this because I've done this.
All right.
I'm not trying to gloat and condescend to you.
I'm trying to teach you in a really, I am a huge bully.
Yeah.
I'm really bad.
Okay.
And, but I was bullied when I was a kid.
So now I'm just, I'm just going to fucking take it out on you, boomer conservatives and stuff.
I'm going to get my revenge one way or another.
You have to tell yourself, don't you?
There's something now in your like, I really want to believe this, you know?
But you don't, do you?
You don't really fucking believe it, do you?
You know damn well.
Deep down, deep down, gun to your head, gun to your child's head.
Do you believe this whole You don't.
You don't.
You know he's lying.
You know they're all fucking lying, but you won't accept it.
You won't go live your life in that truth because it's fucking terrifying and you need to have balls to face this very disturbing reality where we are ruled by criminals who are bought by much worse criminals.
And the whole point of all of this is so that the machine just keeps going.
The gears keep churning.
The money keeps going up and we are squeezed death like a fruit, like the juice until there's nothing left.
And then they throw away the core.
Go look at a standard of living chart, an IQ chart, a general health chart, happiness with their life chart, and now even life expectancy chart.
What direction are they all going in?
Are they going up or are they going down?
No matter what happens, no matter who gets elected, no matter what party wins, no matter what president there is, the same fucking trajectory keeps fucking happening.
Somehow, some way.
It must just be so hard.
It must just be so hard to run things that it's just destined to fail.
Everything just has to get worse and more fucked up and more retarded.
The wars just have to continue.
This just never ended.
You see DeSantis the other day?
He's like George Bush too.
We're going to destroy all of Israel's enemies.
Like, why?
What are you talking about, bro?
It doesn't fucking matter who gets in there.
They gave Obama a fucking peace prize.
The guy's in office like a month and they're like, Nobel Prize.
And he's like, thank you.
This is going to come in handy.
Now I'm going to sign a lot of executive orders and I'm going to kill a lot of people.
A lot of people.
A lot of civilians.
A lot of children.
Sometimes leaving American citizens.
Nope.
Wasn't an accident.
I wanted him to.
I fucking murdered his ass.
You know, and the Democrat.
Because we had to get the fucking neocons out.
I'm older than you.
I've been in this game longer than you.
Don't fucking tell me my game, motherfucker.
We're going to get the neocons out!
We're the 99%!
Are you retarded?
Like, that wasn't long ago.
That was like yesterday to me.
Like, yes, yes, the one, yeah, the rich people, the fucking, you know.
Get them!
They're gonna kill us all!
They're out of control!
And now it's like big pharma slides like in here!
Billionaires!
What the fuck happened to you?
You've completely, they spun you like a top and went wee!
And you just went off!
You just went off into the wilderness, and they're just bouncing around, bouncing another spinning top retards.
I'm just where's my song, Philip, you know, where is it?
Oh my god, Phil, you need to type faster, and by you, I mean me.
If I don't, there we go.
Tops of people!
Grabbed you, spun you up like in a machine!
Like a fucking cotton candy machine!
You've got cotton candy for brains, and you're spinning around at 100 miles an hour!
Oh, it's bad, bad!
Oh my god, COVID!
It's for aliens now!
Oh my god!
Stop!
Stop it!
Oh, it's staying on stage, change!
We have enough time!
We need more toilet baby!
STOP IT!
NO!
*Ding* *Ding* *Ding* *Ding* *Ding* *Ding* *Ding*
Jake said he wanted an Alex Jones rant.
He wanted a freak out.
This is that freakout.
*music*
How do you not notice?
How do you- honestly, how do you not fucking notice this?
I've never seen something more obvious in my fucking life!
Oh!
Oh!
Nova Scotia's putting the masks back on!
Nova Scotia's putting the masks back on!
People are putting masks on!
I swear to God, not a joke!
Not a joke!
THERE'S A SUMMERTIME VARIANT!
*TOMP* *TOMP* I...
*TOMP* *TOMP*
Please get another booster.
Get more.
Get all of them!
You have ruined everything!
Just being alive is unbearable because of you idiots!
Dracula could eat your children!
If the television said the fucking hottest new thing in acceptance and inclusion was giving your children to Dracula, a lot of people would do it!
Hot Water What percentage?
I don't know.
I know it's not zero.
And I know it's a number that we should all be very uncomfortable with.
They would feed their kids to Dracula.
Just put it on TV.
Just do it now.
Just do it now.
We're ready.
We're ready to be fucked.
You know, like the foreplay is just, you know, excruciating.
It's like, what?
When is it?
When is the fall?
Oh my God!
You're just waiting for the...
Like, when are you going to finish this off?
Being tenderized like a steak.
I'm being punched into a soup.
Into a bigoted soup.
A racist, bigoted soup.
Must have...
Must we continue?
Why does it have to be like this?
I've had a couple of days, as you can tell.
Knives.
That all started...
I'm fucking...
There's something wrong.
You can't.
No one can watch this and go, yo, he's totally fine.
Yes!
Yes!
Totally normal, boy!
Fuck, nobody's like that town home, boy.
Everyone in my town has a nickname.
Like, everyone.
I don't.
I'm like, again, some strange concept of a person that no one can understand.
Don't even me!
And their names, their nicknames are things like Fat Head, Dumpster, Plant...
Um...
Ha ha ha!
Pizza Face.
Like, what?
And that's what people legitimately use.
It's not like they call, I'm not, you're not listening.
No, shut up.
You're not listening.
I'm not like, no, they called him and they called him.
No, not once.
I mean, that's your fucking name forever now.
Everyone calls you that for the rest of your life.
Hey, what's up?
It's Pizza Face.
I'm 50. Yeah, right on, Pizza Face.
We have grandchildren.
Yeah, and they're little, we're calling them Pizza Piglets, you know, or whatever.
Everybody's got dumb names.
Oh.
A friend of mine.
This is the fucking, this is, this is the pinnacle of all Picto nicknames to me.
This is how powerful the concept is.
And if you are, I mean, there's like, I know there's one, but there might even be two kids from Picto that listen to this.
Lay low, boys.
Fuck back there.
The funniest version of this to me was I went to school with a guy.
I'm still friends with him.
He's a great guy.
And his name is Rob.
But when we were about 14, Rob because my other friend Matt Matthew said I remember the process.
And that's when I knew magic was real.
I wonder what Matthew's early life.
Anyway, he said, he goes, I want to, because it was some TV show he watched, I want to nickname somebody Bosco.
So there's Rob, and he goes, you're Bosco now.
That was like 25 years ago.
He's still Bosco.
Doesn't make any sense.
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
It's not a variation of any part of his name.
You know, it's not even a racial slur that makes sense.
He's Portuguese.
So you're like, why?
And I even asked him what he's like, I don't know.
He's like, one day people just started calling me Basco.
I'm like, and I know why.
And I live with his knowledge.
I hope he never listens to this.
I thought of my bitch.
is going to freak out.
I bet you somebody will tell him I was talking about him.
I bet you.
That's funny.
Yeah, I just decided your Bosco now.
And that stuck.
So, you know, don't fuck around.
We have abilities here.
It's probably because the water's radioactive from the fucking mill.
It's not a joke.
There's a pond behind it in the native reserve.
And that's where they put the poison, like the waste.
And the water's green and bubbling like a boiling pot.
And there's smoke.
Like something.
I wouldn't get close to it.
It's coming off of the pond.
And that's just over there.
That's just down that way.
So, you know, we're feeling good.
Maybe that is a good place for the oblivion pit foggy.
You're right.
Wow.
Why can't I fucking remember the name of it right now?
On the reserve, not the tarpons.
That was another fucking wonderful feature of Nova Scotia.
The Shady Terrapins.
It's just an ocean of tar, disgusting.
That's like a fucking garden out here, bar.
Fucking Shady Terrapins.
That's right, from Bar.
Fucking Shady Mon, Shidney Terrapins.
Yeah, I can tell.
I know.
I can tell you you are.
This place is fucked.
Tourism Nova Scotia.
I haven't been there at night, but I've seen pictures where it's like getting darker and you're like, it might be illuminescent.
I don't know.
Jesus, does anybody know?
Somebody knows.
What the fuck is it called?
Ah!
This is like forgetting the name of Godzilla if you're from Japan.
Like, how do you not know this?
Jerry, you're Tamasa!
Crash a whole city!
Kill your mother!
How do you not remember Godzilla?
Sing!
You are a crown!
You know?
Weird things go on in Japan.
I'm just trying to break.
I'm hoping somebody was going to tell me what it is, but no one knows.
I guess that's what you'll have to Google Picto County Pulp Mill Native Reserve Super Gross Radioactive Pond.
Something like that.
It is basically a toxic waste temp, yes.
And they pumped it right into this pond, like slash small lake, right on the native reserve.
And it's been doing its boat harbor!
That's it!
Fucking dare her!
Boat Harbour boy, fucking...
Look at her.
She's fucking bank.
Smell that, fuck.
Oh, nasty.
We can't, listen, if we dump that right into the Northumberland Strait, the fucking lobster boys will come fucking will be lobster boy.
They'll fucking throw us in those boiling pots.
Just dump it a native for serve.
That's literally what they did.
And the natives were like, excuse me.
And they're like, what you gonna do about a palm?
I'm paying down a corporation.
Go fucking live in your TP or whatever.
It's been like that since the 50s or the 60s whenever this thing went in.
And there was no environmental, like nothing.
And then recently, over the past few years, there's a big whole war.
They were going to go to war.
The fishermen were going to, they had guns.
It was crazy.
And of course, a foreign company bought it and was just like, it was a totally, it was just a foreign company.
And I don't want to say specifically who might have been behind that, but they just show up and they're like, so how much money is it to pay an environmental fine?
An environmental fine?
Yes.
It's actually, yeah, it's only like a million bucks.
Acceptable.
Prepare the dumping.
Sludge.
You know, they just didn't care.
And they were just like, what are you going to do about it?
There's no scrubber stacks on the fucking smoke at all.
It's just like pure death.
And it was like, just a South Asian Chinese fucking super conglomerate country that's like, fuck these people.
What do they care?
We don't live there.
It's on the other side of the world.
Like, do you give a shit that your fucking iPhone was made in a sweatshop factory in China?
No, you fucking don't.
You don't give a fuck.
And guess what?
These guys are coming up and we're going down and they don't give a fuck about you.
And they're going to put toxic waste dumps right where you live and say, suck my Chinese dick.
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
Ha ha.
China number one.
And they'll just sail away on one of those balloons.
One of those fucking, whatever those are.
Those dragon balloon things.
See, I don't know anything about them.
I assume this is what's gonna happen.
Based on mental illness.
It's almost over.
It's probably not.
No, it's not even close.
Oh, my God.
You just gotta hate more.
You just gotta hate some more.
It's okay.
We got a lot of that.
So anyway, knife attacks.
Use your shirt, you know?
Wrap it around your arm.
Or put it in both hands.
Use it like a, you know, try to catch the knife with it, then wrap up the guy's wrist, you know, and you've gotta trap the arm, right?
You could do that.
Or you could like wet towel it and be like, pa ta, and try to whip him in the eye with it.
There's lots of things you can do with a shirt, guys.
You can choke a guy to death with his own shirt.
Did you know that?
They taught me how to do that, you know.
Not that...
It's not a big deal.
It's pretty much what you think it is.
You just grab the shirt and go, yeah, and just choke him till he dies.
Yeah.
That's it.
It's not fancy.
There was something they told us a lot in the, like, more of these higher speed units where it was like, you'd get there and you start getting trained by like, these guys are fucking Navy SEALs and like commandos and like British SAS.
And you're like, fuck, this is super cool.
And they're just like teaching you basic shit.
And you're like, okay, but like, why are you?
He's like, I've practiced this a million fucking times.
That's why.
And they just, oh, they just do it so fucking much.
They can do it in their sleep.
There you go.
You know, it's like, no, you just do this a lot.
You just shoot a lot.
Like every day, all day, forever.
And you're like, oh, yeah, you would get pretty good at it then, wouldn't you?
You know?
How are you this good with all these things?
This is literally all I do.
Oh.
You guys are scary.
Very fucking scary guys.
Dan W says, thank God for the rain, which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off this sidewalks.
Maybe that's what's going on.
Maybe that's why there's so much rain.
Halifax, have you fucking thought of this?
You're pretty gay, Halifax.
When you fly in rainbows, you literally have to walk on a flag of rainbows just to exit the airport.
Fucking ask me if I'm lying.
And then you'll get into the city.
Hey, maybe over the fucking Usawed earlier.
That's the bridge, baby.
We got two of them.
And sometimes, if you're really lucky, when you're driving on it, there'll be a giant fucking rainbow flag bigger than any Canadian flag you've ever seen in existence.
Sometimes, and for a while, it even had a Ukraine flag, too.
So they don't just, you know, a little bit of virtual signaling here.
It like, that's what Halifax is.
It's just, if Halifax was a person at a party, you'd be like, who the fuck is this dickhead?
Oh, you only have this kind of cheese?
As I've, I've donated a billion, trillion, bazillion dollars to Tarada.
Oh, yeah.
I'm amazing.
I'm probably the most, you know, my heart is, I'm so good.
I'm so virtuous.
It's really obnoxious how virtuous I am.
Oh, you don't say?
Halifax, have you met Vancouver?
You guys should fucking hang out.
Oh, good.
Seattle's here.
What do you all have in common?
A lot.
Island Jason, who's now speaking to Nigel, maybe there's a knife fight being set up in the chat.
I don't know.
Let's see where it goes.
Island Jason, to Nigel, in the case of a knife fight, I'd be like little pee-pee, and I'd just defend myself with powerful paint checks and the price of milk.
That's a strong defense.
That's a strong defense, Nigel.
I mean, listen, two words that start with P put together on purpose to create a, you know, things that rhyme and roll off the tongue.
It's more pleasing to the mind, thus making the concept more likely to be embraced.
This is an old-fashioned psychological trick.
They use it a lot.
It's called alliteration.
And they use it in advertising a lot.
And that's what powerful paychecks is.
Is that really the best way to say, like, what does that mean?
What does powerful paychecks fucking mean?
Stop spinning.
Stop.
Stop.
Fucking stop for just a minute.
Then you can go back to getting more toilet paper and getting fucking seeing if your child needs to have their dick cut off or whatever the fuck it is you're doing.
For the love of God.
For the fucking love of God.
Listen to me.
It doesn't mean anything, does it?
Oh, it means like you're...
Really?
Really, you'll get more money.
Is that what it means?
That's what you think?
Yeah, I mean...
You're really, you know, looking at what's going on here.
And this, and you know what's going on.
You're fucking paste, bro.
You fucking, you know.
And this mill house-looking motherfucker gets up.
And he says to you, I'm going to give you money and stuff.
And you're like, Now I know you want me to respect you, but I just can't for reasons that are apparently beyond you.
I guess you're just not, I just, you just don't, you know, you're not the quickest horsey.
You know, you don't have the horsepower.
I powerful painter.
That doesn't fucking mean it.
Build back better doesn't fucking mean anything.
Build what back better?
It's just, what are we singing a fucking song, dude?
Policies!
Let's talk details, dickhead!
What the fuck are you people doing up there?
We're building back better, and if you haven't been able to tell, I have become more and more flamboyantly homosexual over the recurring years.
Yeah, but uh, we're running out of money, and there's a lot of people here that are straight with some, they're stabbing people, and I think they're angry, and uh, we're going to build back better.
What the hey?
Whoa, stop!
These aren't words, these aren't plans, these aren't anything, guys.
We're going to raise the standard of living.
How are you going to do that?
By building back better with powerful pain checks.
Ah, oh my god!
Oh, fuck!
I wish Velociraptors were real.
I wish I had a pack.
I wish I was like that fucking guy in the movie.
That's a power I want.
If there's any witches or wizards that can do this, if I can have the power to command a squadron of Velociraptors that are all colored differently, conveniently, and I will name them after different ninja turtles.
I really, please, God, I could do so much good with that.
Because you can't, first of all, no one, no one would ever fucking believe that I control dinosaurs.
No.
And second of all, even if they did, what are they going to do?
I have dinosaurs.
Velociraptors, to be specific.
And everybody has seen Jurassic Park.
Who's going to be number one in the door in that fucking stack?
Nobody.
Nobody anywhere is doing a fucking breach and clear in a building with Velociraptors in it.
Why don't you just put a fucking xenomorph in there and wrap it up?
Oh yeah, send the boys in.
They'll love that.
They'll love fighting a fucking alien killing machine.
On your six.
I'm dead.
Aliens terrifying.
Those were brave Marines.
Could you imagine?
We're supposed to take that movie seriously.
All those people would have ran away immediately.
Nuke the planet.
Nuke the whole fucking planet.
There's some shit down there, man.
We have intergalactic travel.
cares.
Who cares about this little...
Kisses shit!
You want me to go down there?
With, like...
It's blood is made of acid.
You want me to go down there?
For this?
No.
Fuck you.
I'm in charge.
Bang.
That's crazy.
Send the nukes.
Fuck this place.
What do we tell headquarters?
Tell them when we got here.
It was fucking overrun by monsters, so we nuked the planet, which is true, by the way.
Carry on, right?
And that's why my spaceship continues living, and your stupid, woke, retard spaceship is down there getting fucking aliens bursting out of their chassis.
Because you're like, oh, there's three people that might be like, I don't care.
I don't, you know, it's not worth it.
Have you seen those things?
What if they get up here?
You know?
Think of the children.
Nuke them every time.
All right.
Ginger Snap says, I was in Sydney with the wife visiting family last week.
Sydney, Nova Scotia.
Oh, good.
Good.
We're telling Nova Scotia stories.
I can tell this is going to be inspiring and uplifting.
Thought I landed in Lil Mumbai.
See?
Off to a great start.
Accurate.
Wife listened to me bitch about mass migration for three days after.
Every store, every bus stop.
Crazy, retarded.
I believe you because I live here.
And yes, it's crazy how fucking fast that happened.
And I, it's like the generational disconnect.
Like we can never really relate to what it was like when our parents were alive, can we?
We can watch the movies and we, but we weren't there.
You know, I don't really know what the 70s was like in the 60s.
I can just appreciate it from a distance and try to imagine, but I can't really know.
And the same is of the younger generation.
So it's like, you need to believe me when we say this fucking shit did not used to be like this.
And I don't mean a long time ago.
I mean very recently.
All of a sudden, like in the concept of time, 10 years is not a long period.
That's like, you know, an eighth of your life, maybe.
It's like, oh yeah.
And by the way, and the fucking third quarter here, we're just going to totally and okay, carry on.
Huh?
You know, like we, I saw a thread somewhere, and it's like, I always wonder if these are true or if it's just like weird old men, like these anonymous for internet forums, right?
But it's sometimes interesting to see what people are talking about when it's, it's all anonymous because you never know.
So it's kind of fun sometimes.
Anyway, this person claiming to be somebody younger was like, was it really that much better in the 90s and like the early 2000s?
Like, is it just, like, honestly.
Yes.
Yes, it was.
I don't, and I don't, I don't mean that like, oh yeah, those were the times, man.
I mean, that was objectively vastly superior to this because I was there.
I remember that.
I remember what it Felt like.
I remember what it smelled like, what it looked like, because it was my fucking life and it just happened a little while ago.
Wasn't that long ago.
I'm not a hundred years old.
I'm not miss fucking remembering anything.
I remember a time when we weren't living in a constant state of fucking emergency like we have been since the year 2001.
Now, after that took place, things got a little fucky.
All of a sudden, we went from a fairly stable, you know, you could know, you could expect to live to be 70, 80. You know, crime was very, I mean, yeah, there was murders and stuff, but it wasn't, and they're hiding these fucking, they're not being truthful about these numbers, by the way.
Oh, crime is very comparable to, oh, like fuck it is, dude.
Yeah, like fuck.
Oh, are you on the train too?
Yeah, people didn't used to be on all kinds of psychotropic drugs and right fucked in the head and jabbed up with experimental God knows what.
Trust me, it's not your imagination.
Fuck off with your fake stats.
Be gone.
Be gone, witch.
It was not like this.
And then, you know, oh, maybe we'll go to school.
Maybe we'll do this and that.
It was fairly stable, right?
We had it pretty good post-war, you know, post-World War II.
And then something happened one day.
And then you had to be scared all the time forever, right?
Every day.
You had to be scared for everything every day.
There was always an emergency.
There was always a terror plot, a bombing.
Something was going on.
But always in the background was as this forward vanguard advancement of fear that these bitch people just rolled over and took it like a good little doggy.
What followed behind was more government power.
And this has been happening year after year, aggressively for 20 some years now.
And it's reaching a point where this is like people that are like under, geez, I'd say 25, like you don't even understand.
You have no idea how bad it really is.
And I don't know, like our generation, specifically mine, I think, and maybe a little younger, but not much.
I'm still young enough to remember this and articulate this and talk about this and do I'm not 100, right?
But there's nobody after me.
I'm the last one.
We're the last ones.
Everybody after us grew up here.
They grew up in here.
This What is this?
And they wonder why everything's like, this is a completely different kind of reality.
We need these to live, basically.
How the fuck did that happen?
And oh, by the way, the government can just decide to turn yours off.
And you're like, yeah, no food for you.
Bye.
Huh.
You know?
Like, I think people are paying attention to the wrong things.
How many fucking selfies of my asshole, I think?
Oh, get a booster!
We have to stop them.
You understand?
If we don't tell people, it dies with us.
And the younger generation is like, they're literally asking, was it really, you know, they're like 20, they're like 18. They're like, listen, was it always like this?
No, kid.
No, it fucking wasn't at all.
You're not crazy.
This shit is, this is mental.
The other adults you see walking around that are like, oh, it's like, get away from them.
They're fucking crazy.
They're not paying any attention.
They're injecting people with strange chemicals from psychobillionaires talking about depopulating the planet.
You have to be completely out of your fucking mind to be at this point and go, I don't think there's anything wrong.
I don't think anything's wrong at all.
I'm pretty sure we're in good hands, you know?
There's so many signs, you know.
And sometimes I like to think it's funny.
Like, what would, in a comedic sense, like, what would God think is just watching you, trying to figure it out?
Like.
Put the masks back on.
Fourth booster.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, man.
Demon alien monsters.
Like, what do we got to do?
Are they colorblind?
Are these the ones they can't see red flags?
Is that what?
Did I do that?
Fuck.
Oh, no.
Now, what am I going to do?
Stop creating simulations when you're drunk, God.
This is what happens.
The rules don't make sense.
Nobody knows how to fix anything.
Because you were drunk.
You were drunk when you did this.
Admit it!
You made us in your image, remember?
And you're telling me you've never been up late, Wade Junk?
Not even once.
Really?
Well, introducing your bastard son simulation that you dreamed up at fucking 5 o'clock in the morning, 95% of the way through a bottle of rum.
Yeah, yeah, we're cutting dicks off of kids now.
Woo!
It's all good.
Pedophiles in school.
Show them dicks, you know?
Oh, good, you know.
The sky is angry.
We must appease it with gold.
Holy fucking Christ, man!
Everything's fine.
Everything's totally fine.
Hey, am I living in India now?
I think it was always this way.
Ah!
Oh, I don't want to use that song again, but it's always in the back of my mind.
Ric Flair.
I wish Ric Flair was here.
I wish Ric Flair was here.
I gotta take this!
Take it!
Drink it!
No good!
Smelly!
Please in the church!
I saw him!
Back!
I gotta go back!
Woo!
Oh, Rec Flair is definitely engaged in xenophobia mode tonight.
Yeah!
We'll see what happens when he gets in the ring.
I'm gonna do it faster!
Legally!
Yeah!
Yeah!
More faster, legally!
Yep.
Yep.
Like, I realized the other day, and I think this is revolutionary psychology, guys.
I think I figured it out.
Our generation, you guys that are like me, that think that, you know, you get right.
I figured it out yesterday.
The reason we're like this is because we grew up in a time where several times a week we would engage in intense soap opera fantasy.
The myths and the legends.
Then we knew they weren't really true.
But at the same time, it was so compelling.
It inspired you.
It made the mind wonder what was possible.
What would it feel like to overcome these obstacles, these odds?
And try them to fuck everybody!
Everybody in the goddamn fucking stock And you look in the mirror and you realize It's always been about Stone Cold Steve Austin, So long we go That's what's wrong with us.
We want Stone Cold Steve Austin We want to hear that glass shatter and we want to see him say Just kick the door right in walk right down the right down the aisle Excuse me you can but
Excuse me come to us all go real quick Is this about the constable STONDER!
STORDER!
Oh my goodness, bring it back Bring back the magic Save the stone cold But it wasn't real But the feelings were real And
the message was real There's always a stutter We can win with a stutter A steel chair Somebody off the top rope As long as we're still in the fight You never know That
was fun oh yeah I used to be a huge wrestling fan when I grew up I think a lot of guys were and it's like how do you not kind of base like I think a lot of and there is actually like a fairly solid moral framework about it See this is what boys used for soap operas,
you know, and there were bad guys and they were legitimately pieces of shit They were like fucking people's wives and stealing things and they were just dickheads and they were you know and they would always just win somehow, you know?
You get so aggravated and then they would, you know, finally they've been deposed by someone, you know, righteous and more, you know, and he just takes the cape, you know, just gets the shit beat out of him.
He can't win.
There's no chance, you know?
And we went from that to like whatever the fuck's on TV now.
You know?
Who's a real American anyway?
Woo!
All that from a Ric Flair.
See, I told you, this was just going to be random shambling craziness today.
Old school.
We're only an hour ago.
Holy fuck, man.
I really thought.
I've been going hard.
I'm tired.
I don't even sleep.
It's crazy.
I don't even sleep.
Unfortunately.
An ear to hear.
Because not only do 17-year-olds fly drones and fuck people up, it's all live on the internet now, too.
Telegram is a crazy place some days.
Yeah, that was no joke.
Like, you can see the worst shit imaginable on one of these if you know where to look.
Like, there's just nothing worse.
Yep, that's that's it.
That's horrible nightmare.
That's, yeah, that's that's somebody that was on fire and got turned inside out and then gnawed at by dogs.
Yeah, and that's uh, yeah.
Those are, of course, dead children, headless children, so things like that.
And over here, we have the mass grave, you know, it's like it's not the same as seeing it and being there and, you know, smelling everything, but it is definitely shocking to people that have not seen stuff like that.
And there's a feeling to it, isn't there?
There's like a or maybe it's just me.
Is this a PTSD thing?
Boys, help me out.
What's going on?
You know, it's like you can almost, I don't know, because we never had this shit when I was, you know, young.
I did see the Nicholas Berg beheading video when that fucking came out, when that dropped, when fucking Al Qaeda dropped its album of beheading a fucking human being on video and sending it to the...
You know, it was crazy.
But there's like a presence, and that's the feeling of death.
Like when you're around it, and even when you see videos and footage of dead people and people die, like there's this weird, there's a, there's like a physical feeling.
I don't know how else to describe it.
I don't think I've ever talked about that out loud before.
Does anybody else, does anybody know what I'm talking about?
It's like a, it's like kind of a dull, like sobering, like, it's weird.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just going crazy.
But yeah, I just thought of that now.
Speaking, because I just recently watched a bunch of crazy warporn and I'm like, you can still, there's a hint of it, right?
Like that old, what was that?
Who is you?
Who are you?
I am the presence of death.
You know, it's a fucking weird feeling.
And it's probably true.
It's probably like your instinct being like, this is, you should get away from this.
Danger, you know.
People are getting their heads cut off.
Go the other way.
Don't go this way.
So now we have a bunch of completely desensitized people that are walking around like people just getting knifed in the street.
Cool.
Good.
Nothing shocks anybody anymore, huh?
All right.
Didn't take long, you know?
When people shot at President Kennedy, do you know the scene of the mob running?
Like he's already like, you know, and the motorcade's just like hitting the, you know, he was hitting the brakes for some reason, which is the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do in an ambush.
What a fucking trained Secret Service driver know that I don't.
I don't know.
Anyway, and then they speed away, but there's a crowd of people like running.
And a lot of documentaries frame it like they're running away.
Oh, they're shooting, whatever.
No, they're running towards the gunman.
Dozens of people see someone shooting at President Kennedy, and dozens of people were like, fuck that guy, and start charging after him.
Many of those people were then died mysteriously, by the way.
And the mathematical odd, I mean like 19 of them, the mathematical odds of this were like some scientist did the advanced math on it.
He's like trillions to one.
He's like, of course they were murdered.
And that's that feeling I was talking about before.
You know that's what happened, right?
No, I mean, just it's statistically unlikely, sure, but there are factors and variables.
Sheesh, she stopped, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, Reddit guy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Remember, we went over this.
Just say you want to put it in your mouth.
Just say it out loud, just once.
You know, you don't have to say it to me right now.
Do it in the closet or maybe in the bathroom, whatever.
But just, you know, let's start being honest with ourselves.
Okay?
What's wrong with these people?
Oh, God.
I forgot what I was talking about now.
I got too wrapped up in that.
I got too wrapped up in the taunting.
I forgot what I was about to point out.
Damn it.
Damn it.
I hate when that happens.
Help me out.
Line!
You know?
This isn't fed up.
This is an idiot in my fucking basement running by wood and pretend fucking...
What are you talking about, man?
He's a terrorist mastermind.
You're a fucking retard.
My whole life, I was deeply suspicious that everyone in charge was retarded.
And then I was like, let's see.
You know, let's see how bad they are.
And it turns out, yep, they're just as retarded as I always thought they were.
And now I live in a world where I can never unknow that.
And I think I may one of few people in the whole world outside of like maybe Derek and Alex.
And, you know, I remember Morgan once early on.
She was like, I still weren't sure if you were a fed or not.
Like, what?
But outside of like probably that, you can never be positive, can you?
You can never be 100% sure because there's always that possibility, right?
So you can tell yourself that, but I don't have that luxury.
Do you understand?
I don't have the ability to pretend like it's not as bad as it looks because I know it is.
Because it was like, I was here the whole time.
I know my life is, this is fucking insane.
These people are completely retarded.
There are senators and members of cabinet reading papers, describing a hilarious, alternate reality of me, where I'm commanding A national militia poised and ready to overthrow the government.
And not just Canada, America is at risk as well.
And they are highly trained and efficient and armed and have a steel resolve.
And like, are we just going to fucking pretend that didn't happen?
Hey, are you fucking kidding?
Stop, stop, stop it.
Stop.
Remember when you thought that?
And then you were like, holy shit, you know what we should do?
Martial law, obviously, yeah.
And then everybody looks into it and they're like, oh, you're just insanely dumb.
And we're all just going to pretend that that didn't happen and just go on with our lives.
Like, that I don't know for a fucking fact.
I'll go to my grave.
I'll swear to it.
You cut my eyes out that I know in my fucking soul that you, as a fucking senator, as a cabinet minister, somebody in trust with that level of power in this country, somebody just hands you something and you just fucking read it and you just pretend like you know what you're talking about and you just go home and take your money.
I know that about you.
And that fucking bothers you, doesn't it?
How?
How dare I, right?
How dare I?
How dare I?
You disgusting fucking parasite.
How could I not?
How could I not?
It's like resisting the urge to pop a bubble, you know?
You're like...
You know how there's some things that people just can't stand?
Not like a phobia, but like there's a thing that just like the sound of styropome moving around, like it just fucking, you know, some people, some people don't mind it.
It doesn't bother me, but it, it, oh my God.
I shouldn't say this out loud.
This is going to be used to torture me in the future now.
But there are things.
Some people can't stand certain smells, certain tastes, certain music, and it, and it gives them a physical reaction.
This is real, right?
This is real.
And they, oh, turn it off, you know, I hate that, right?
See, that's how I feel about those people.
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
I see what you're doing and I'm like, oh my, oh my God.
Oh, you know, and it's like involuntary.
So, I mean, I thought we're all about inclusion and acceptance, okay?
I'm out here bearing my soul to you, you know?
And you're like, oh, well, we're not going to include and accept and tolerate an extremely honest man who says exactly what he fucking thinks.
What's going on, boys?
Come on now.
Come on now!
You got butthurts.
And I'm making you really mad.
And you're acting like a fucking baby about it.
It is that simple, I think, unfortunately.
The fucking, dude, the world we live in.
Elon Musk said something once that I'm like, I see it.
Like, I see what he means.
I think he's right.
And it doesn't mean best.
And it really depends on your kind of worldview and your outlook, like the things, I think the way your mind is set up.
But he said, the most entertaining outcome is the most likely.
And I think about that and I'm like, when you put it that way and you measure the absurdity of the world of history, like how just fucking stupid so many things are.
And you're like, the stupidest, most retarded, fucked up, fake, gay, insane thing, that's probably what's going to happen.
And it's just been increasing in retardation and fakeness and gayness exponents, you know, into numbers that, you know, yet we have able to design.
Quantum computing hasn't caught up with the numbers of exponents of how fake gay and, you know, it's gotten insane.
This has got a recurring theme.
People don't, I don't know if they've just drifted downstream and they're too busy looking at the sky.
We've come a long way.
I think we're lost.
No.
The lights are so pretty, though.
I think you really need to look down.
But I love this sky.
Like there's a waterfall coming, you know?
I want to stay here forever.
Jaden Mannerin, thank you very much.
Appreciate you.
You're a great, longtime supporter.
I appreciate you.
A true friend will stab you in the front.
And next time that giant Mike Dojam shows up in the chat, can I send him to the ninth circle of hell forever?
Hey, if you want to use it, if you want to use your wand, you go right ahead.
Do whatever you got to do.
You do whatever you got to do to keep people safe.
Because we were just talking about body odors, weren't we?
Not long ago.
That must have attracted them.
That's what it was.
That's the thing about people that have a general stench is that I don't know.
Maybe this is why.
There's some kind of superpower to it.
They seem to stick together in a lot of cases.
I don't know.
Maybe they other mask each other or maybe they draw on collective stench.
They may be a stench-powered mob, guys.
Perhaps we can destroy and dismantle Antifa by perfume fragrance bombing of some kind.
Aerosol, time-release, IED, you know, and we just make them all smell good.
And then it may break the spell.
It may be stench-related.
I'm just noticing now how many of them are repulsively, you know, and they like each other, though.
So it's like, hmm, you know?
Maybe we just got to hose them down.
Maybe there's parasites.
Maybe that's because they're so gross and dirty and revolting.
There's parasites that have evolved as a new life form on the kind of layer of the film, like the goblins.
They have like a layer of grime or like they're weathered in a way.
It gives him some kind of ability.
Maybe if we strip them of that, the mental illness will dissipate.
Maybe just temporarily.
Enough that we can gain some ground.
Heron now says, you're hilarious and your impressions are gold.
Thanks for the laughter.
You're welcome, sir.
Yeah, it's funny how I can be in the, like, I'm not getting like the most angry fucking murderous mood.
And then this is what happens.
I'm still very, I mean, I'm joking around, but for real, though, like, we gotta, we gotta, we need to, people gotta go in the oblivion pit, man.
This is crazy.
Oh, we're going to experiment for your children now.
Oh, are we?
Are we doing that now?
Holy fuck, boys.
Any day now, anybody wants to fucking chime in on, wait a minute, this might be getting weird.
You know, speak up.
It's getting strange, isn't it?
Julio, thank you, sir.
He says, about time I paid for my free entertainment.
This sucks.
It's free, Rita.
Leave.
It's free.
What do you care?
What do you stand on the side of the road and yell at somebody who's a busker?
That sucked.
Oh, are you playing something?
No, you're just a dickhead.
You're a comic book guy.
Well, mostly we're good.
You're not even very good.
You're a waste of a person.
We could have had another guy playing the guitar.
And honestly, he wasn't that bad.
We could have had two of those.
Instead, we got you.
We got you.
We got fat, gross, stinky you.
Why do you all stink?
Why?
Why do they insist upon it?
They must know they smell bad.
Or is that just the aroma?
And they're like, no, I shower every day.
Well, then it must be the aroma of evil.
It must be some kind of warning system that our ancestors forgot to warn us about.
Like, look, guys, if everybody starts to just smell like shit and, oh, it's like the apocalypse is coming.
Okay.
Just keep, just pass that on.
Just pass that on.
When hordes of people are getting together and they're just like, oh, God, like, that's okay.
So that's the goblin horde.
And that's, you know, they're the harbingers of death, essentially.
So keep your eyes out.
Thanks, great, great-grandfather.
You know, nope, they were drinking coal mines and forgot to tell us.
And now we're fucking taken by surprise.
Yet again.
Yet again.
He says, I can't decide which impression I like better, Arnold or Walking.
Anyway, I've got some money, so take my money.
D-N-D-E-F.
Thank you for the money.
I don't need it, but I like it.
I like to use it.
Use it on people, things, you know, adventures, really.
You could get creative with it.
You can see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women.
And then you can party.
Wahatonin says, I keep picturing children's shoes in concentration camps when I hear about mutilating children.
Piles of children's shoes is a fucking dark thing to see.
Imagine?
What the fuck am I looking at?
Where am I?
Oh, this is the children's merit facility.
Oh, I must have taken a long time somewhere in the ninth circle of hell.
Here we go.
Got you.
Oh, oh.
Blackbelt dissidents says, get it.
Thank you, sir.
And I got you.
Wallbanger.
When John Friend gave his speech at Occupy Wall Street about Jews owning Wall Street, the whole thing fell apart immediately.
Is that what happened?
I don't remember that.
It went on and on.
It just kind of gradually got worn down because there were pockets that were for months and months in like California, New York.
There was a few cities where it was like, this is still going on, you know?
And I think they just, but maybe, I don't know, did that take the steam out of it?
Interesting.
I don't remember that exactly.
That was around the time when I started to like look over the fence like, what the what's going on over there?
Like, imagine they almost shut down, they almost defeated the U.S. government.
It seemed like for a, for a minute, it was like, this could be it.
There were millions of people being like, fuck this.
It was crazy, man.
You don't remember?
It was fucked.
You turn on TV and you're like, New York is in full revolt today, Tom, as millions of people have shut down the city.
They refuse to work and they're not going anywhere until essentially they overthrow the government.
The same thing's happening, California, Tim.
Whoa.
But alas, it was not to be.
There wasn't enough rage against the machine music videos to keep it going.
Fortunately.
I think I...
Keep thoughting.
I thought I forgot one.
Godzilla says contrary to fake propaganda.
I assure you, nukes are very real.
I suspect they are.
They spend a lot of money on those.
And there's a lot of people employed.
And I've known men in the U.S. military that I've hung out with, slept at their house, who worked in missile silos of nuclear weapons.
So they pretend missiles.
I don't know.
How far does the ruse go?
How many people are involved?
And they don't think about things, right?
So the video earlier where I was talking about the house being blown apart or whatever.
And this guy's like, how do you, who's filming the fucking cabin, man?
Like, I mean, what the, I mean, that's not a fucking.
How do you know that's even the real footage?
Who was meant to see that?
Have you thought of this?
Have you thought of why this was filmed in the first place?
What did they intend by making this video?
You've developed a weapon so powerful, you can destroy a fucking city with one.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Whoa.
And you're the first one.
And you're like, I'm fucking king of the world now.
I just became king of the world.
I have a thing that I can just throw at your city and it doesn't exist anymore.
I'm like, God now.
How many of these do we have?
Make fucking thousands of these.
Right?
And then people are like, oh, there's a super bomb?
What is this?
And they see this video and they're like, that's not even how a new nuclear blast would go.
Yeah, you're probably right.
They probably made it as propaganda.
So they didn't want them.
They want them to know they have this shit, but they're not going to show you how it fucking works.
You're going to experience that shit in real time.
They're going to show you real fucking test footage of top secret super weapons, dude.
What do you think it was filmed for?
Oh, they were just keeping records.
Oh, we just ended up on YouTube from the secret...
It's deep in the Nevada Desert.
It got uploaded to YouTube.
How did it...
How did it get...
Have you ever been in a top secret facility?
I have.
Okay?
And the concept of this is hilarious.
But I don't even know what to say.
There was wars fought over this technology.
There's people getting assassinated.
Israel went on this huge fucking mission to steal all the shit from the New Mek plant in America.
They stole nuclear weapons technology from the United States.
Nearly started a war.
They almost got caught.
They got away with it.
Why?
Why?
Just to get you.
Just to get you.
Come on, man.
There's got to be something to this.
Oh, this footage is all fake.
It probably is.
I agree.
A lot of it probably could be.
And the Russians have their own fake videos.
Did you fucking see it for yourself?
For all these people that are like, you know, they're like, Moon Landing, bro, it's all fake.
Like, okay, okay.
But the nuke videos are not...
Why are they fake?
Because they're not real.
Maybe.
Or daddy's not going to show you what's in the tickle trunk, you know?
It's like they're having a dick measuring kind of says, trust us, ours is fucking huge.
Rossios have a giant.
And they would measure the Richter scale.
Like, that's one way they know.
All this Richter scale data, when they do these test runs of these bombs, it's like, cause a fucking earthquake, you know?
It's like lots of independent people can like, yeah, it shook the ground.
And that's how they would measure what they thought the size of the bomb was.
The Russians would try and guess what the Americans were doing.
The Americans were trying to guess what the, with, you know, they'd have stations out there, people measuring for fucking seismic, you know, disturbances near suspected Russian bomb test sites so they could spy and figure out what they were building.
Like, all of this is fake too, though?
Like, you're asking me to believe a lot.
Okay.
I don't know how much you're asking.
Nukes are fake, bro.
You're asking me to ignore a lot of what I know is real.
Like, a lot of it.
And it seems very strange that all of this, this seems very, I mean, I can touch it, you know?
I'm like, this seems very, I mean, I don't know.
There's a lot going on here.
Unlike some other things, like a Saudi Arabian passport being found in the rubble of World Trade Center, completely untouched.
Oh, look, we found the evidence.
Oh, well, that's convenient.
I thought it would have incinerated in the fire fuckball.
And then the building came down.
Oh, a huge building.
Massive.
There it is.
There it is.
Wow.
Oh, my goodness.
How many people remember that?
Go look it up.
We found the hijacker's passport at the base of the fucking rubble.
Like he threw it out of a window before he went in.
Alakmar!
Throw my passport!
Throw it!
Okay, a lot more!
Lands.
Oh, look.
It must be his calling card.
What are you- What is he?
The fucking Reddler now?
He's throwing fuck.
Why?
What are you talking about?
What?
And he was at the front of the plane, presumably, as the pilot.
He's the first thing to collide with that fucking tower.
Oh, but then the planes aren't real, too.
Oh, God, you know, I just...
We all know who's doing it.
Just make it stop, you know?
We just want it to stop.
We want your craziness to stop.
it's too much.
It's you're getting, We've been putting up with a lot.
And I'm telling you, people are getting upset.
May not seem like it.
May seem like everybody's putting up with everything, but there's a...
It's like the ice is cracking almost.
Or you can feel it under your feet.
It's not cracking visibly, but you can hear the ice moving and you're like, oh, I don't know about this.
Does it feel, is it just me?
Or do things seem a little unstable?
Like, it just...
Like, oh yeah, dude, probably things are definitely going to go to hell, you know, someday.
But it wasn't like now where it's like, it could be tomorrow.
Things could go to hell.
Like it could be tomorrow.
I don't know.
I hope not.
Again, kids asking about the 90s.
Yep.
It was way better.
It was way better.
Your suspicion that you're being stolen from and swindled is correct.
Godzilla Unchained.
He says the nukes are very real.
He agrees with me.
He says, in fact, tonight, only our low-yield nuclear briefcase bombs are on sale for 33% off at Dagalon, Waffen Fabric, an original Ragecast sponsors.
That's true.
He is.
I can't verify the authenticity of low-yield nuclear briefcase bombs for legal reasons.
I tend not to get involved in super weapon programs due to my ongoing court cases.
I mean, I asked, and my lawyer was like, absolutely not.
No, you cannot go making nuclear weapons.
I was like, all right, I just wanted to, I didn't know if it said specifically in there, can I have, it said, you know, it said like crossbows and it said, it didn't say, listen.
I just had to ask for me.
I don't know.
And they won't let me.
They said no.
They said no.
No, no, no nuclear, no Bruce case bombs.
Gay, I know.
33% off, though, at a fake place, in a fake country that is very real and very terrifying in the minds of thousands of people that have way too much power.
They're retarded.
Is there retarded?
Jenstein is back.
He says survival training weekend was a blast.
Ran into one bear, but it was young and afraid of us.
Good to be back to catch your stream, sir.
It was afraid of you.
I mean, that picture.
We've already been over this.
You know, it's unnerving, you know, but we're accepting here.
We're not going to reject Jenstein just because he looks like the pale horse of death.
Like what you would expect to dismount off of a horse in complete darkness, like just barely enough to see like a silhouette of a figure.
He's got this terrifying face and you realize, oh, I'm dead.
And now I'm meeting, like, this is okay.
Oh, he's like kind of like the Reaper character.
Oh, okay.
I died.
That's what's happened.
That's what your avatar reminds me of, Gen Z. It's too small.
I can't tell.
So I just concoct things in my heads.
He could be actually very normal looking, but it's hard to tell.
It's hard to tell when you're this big.
And my mind tends to lean to the horrible.
It could be horrible.
It could be harmless, yes.
But harmless is harmless.
Horrible.
Horrible is horrible.
We've got to keep an eye on that.
That's why I don't care about things like that.
Well, that stuff's all good.
Why do you care about that?
Because it's good.
There's no problem with it.
What's the point of that?
Like, the village is burning down.
You're like, but this part of it is still fine.
Like, yes, that's why I'm not paying attention to it.
Because that part of the village isn't on fire right now.
So I'm not paying attention to it.
I'm worried about the fire burning the fucking village down.
And you're like, why don't you just look at the bunny rabbits?
I'm like, there's not going to be any fucking bunny rabbits if the fire...
Don't you ever vote again!
You're the reason.
You're the reason they have Bonnie Henry out there.
Be honest.
We needed strong, powerful women.
How'd that work?
They were just as good, huh?
Whole plane's on fire.
We're just in total no stuff.
You have to laugh.
I swear to God, it's the only way to survive.
I don't know how.
Maybe it's just my personality type, but I do not know any other way to mentally, like, just know a lot of these things and not be like, you know, not lose your, not go crazy, you know?
It's not easy.
She's a fucking sweeter down here.
And sometimes you see somebody who looks like Jenstein and you're like, finally, it's over.
Finally.
The sweet release of death.
Take me, Jenstein.
Take me, River Sticks.
That's Jenstein and Fairy.
That's just down there.
Fairy's on the boat with the lantern, and Jenstein's rowing it grimly with that face.
And you're like, oh, I've died.
Good.
Finally.
I can fucking relax.
That fire was so fake and gay and stupid.
It said there was nukes.
There was no nukes.
There was fucking, you know, fake.
Oh, anyway, he's doing survival training, which is, again, I feel like people are doing it for different reasons than they used to.
10, 15 years ago, hey, you want to go learn some survival training?
Sure do, Pa.
That would be great!
We're going to go learn how to trap some animals!
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we probably should.
It's probably a good idea.
You know, like, it's a different vibe.
You know what I mean?
Things are a little different now.
People are just, they're just carrying their weight a little differently.
You know what I mean?
Uh-uh.
up.
Is the ground moving where you are?
It might be moving where I am.
Bad grandpa says, we have the technology to clean up that advanced filtration techniques.
Oh, the pond of death?
Probably.
But belongs to them, you know, and who's going to pay for it?
They want us to pay for it.
You could just bill them.
I'm like, hey, assholes, you polluted everything.
And you're like, oh, right, but I'm a huge cock and I let foreign gangsters poison my fucking people so I can make money.
Oh, I forgot.
I'm a massive, enormous piece of shit.
I'm like a legendary Hall of Fame, soulless goblin fuck.
I forgot that was you.
Never mind.
I forgot.
I thought you might have had a soul.
Do you imagine if you're going to buy?
Going to buy?
Bake who's factory.
Pollute everything?
Make a lot of money.
Hey, don't of money.
Make you wink.
I'm going to have to make you pay a fine.
We have a billion dodgers.
They don't give a shit.
They're making like a billion dollars.
That's going to be 500 bucks.
Fuck off, loser.
That's what they're doing.
And you're like, oh, see, we made them pay a fine, you people, okay?
We are here to approve that no Miss Gosians will not be pushed around.
We are not just gonna let these binker radiant.
What do they give you?
A fucking coupon to Swiss LA?
They fucking dumped.
What are you talking about?
They literally are killing people.
And you're like, oh, well, I made them say oopsie.
Fucking yep.
Oh, thank you, Becky.
Yes.
Way to fucking go for the throat.
Way to really fight for the Pete, you know?
Way to really...
Yeah.
Way to really fight for the Pete.
I have to say it.
I have to say it.
I have to say it or I'll die.
It's a medical condition.
This is what I identify as.
Fuck you.
You're a fucking bigot.
You're a bigot bigot.
You're a bigot phobe.
That's what you are.
How dare you?
Oh, what a fucking bigot-phobe.
So disgusting.
Unbelievable, those people.
Just pure hatred, aren't they?
Just full of hate.
Just bigot phobes.
Just fucking, you know?
Irrational, insane, unhinged bigot phobes.
Aren't they?
Anti-hate, you have something catching up to do.
Get your fucking, get your little pen.
Here, here's one.
Get your fucking pen.
Write it down.
I'm going to tweet about it.
You tweet about it.
You put your dress on and tweet about it, sweet cheeks.
Love to see it.
Love it.
It soothes me.
It empowers me.
Man on the Mountain says, I love summer, where I can open the doors wide, crank up, rage cast, and share it with my neighbors.
Hi!
Hey!
Hey, neighbors!
If you want me to stop, if you, hey, you listen to me?
Hey, Alberta, people!
Yeah, you!
Yeah!
With the fucking house and the bushes and shit!
If you want this to stop, you have to give this man $2,000!
And we're gonna split it!
And then we're just gonna just turn it down like a little.
But.
Those are my terms!
I wanna parley!
There you go.
Suck on that, neighbors of a guy.
Everybody hates that guy.
I don't know why.
Bro, wrestling!
Who in the fucking...
I...
Come on, isn't it?
That's what makes this.
That's why there's a battle now.
No one was, you know.
They're just kissing their asses.
Nobody's upsetting the landscape.
Environment.
It's too stable.
It needs disruption.
it needs disruptors ha Imagine.
I can't imagine, actually.
Being one of them and just seeing me and like, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
Like, is he talking to me?
Did you hear what that peasant said?
How dare he?
You know?
No, I'm not getting those vibes at all.
That's just probably all in my head.
It's probably all just, you know.
So what do you do?
How do you turn it into a fight?
Like, what do you, I was like, oh, well, they think they're this, so I'm going to be this.
I'm going to be the bad guy.
Ah, fuck you.
That fucking city sucks.
They're pissing in the streets.
Fuck off.
You haven't won a fucking Stanley Cup in 100 years.
You fucking love mediocrity, Toronto.
You love it.
You pay thousands of dollars for ice fucking level seats to see them lose and lose and lose.
Oh, it's because we believe.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's because you love to lose.
It's because you need to lose.
You just, you're in this cock cycle of self-destruction that you can never leave Toronto.
It's like, it's like Hotel California down there.
And you're like, but the rap fucking fuck the raptors.
Listen, that's a cope.
Everybody knows Toronto is a hockey fucking city.
All right.
And until the curse is lifted, and I assure you, I do not think it will be, it will never, it was put on by a guy that looks like Jenstein, okay?
This is a high-level curse.
We need a fucking warlock and a necromancer, and we need an army.
We need, we need weird shit that no one knows how to make anymore, right?
We don't know how to break this curse, but until that curse is dispelled, maybe that's the secret.
Maybe the Canadian soul is somehow still trapped in time.
Trapped in that moment in 19...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
It's weird I'm having one of these nights.
What the fuck's wrong with this guy?
This happens every once in a while.
I become like this.
Where's this stupid play the goddamn wet summons around the world,
political and psychological scholars alike would muse over the self-destruction and violent immolation that once was the nation of Canada.
Forgot!
I forgot the mystery!
Um!
Fucking shit!
Why?
Anyway!
Nobody knew!
Fuck!
I don't know.
Next time!
Next time on Unsolved Megatries, we will remember whatever it was I meant to say so I can keep my job!
I can't make it in the real world.
That's why I wear this fake French coat.
They'll eat me alive out there.
And they smell weird.
There's been a lot of saddings.
The subways are no longer safe.
I just remember in 1993, as scholars.
Political and psychological scholars alike studied the imposion and destruction of the nation of Canada.
They trace the critical points back in history to 1993 when the Toronto Maple East playoff run against the Los Angeles Kings was controversially cut short with a two-hander to the face of old Dougie by none other than Wayne Gretzky, the great one himself.
According to new uncovered trends and patterns in artificial intelligence, scientists have been able to point to that was the moment in time that broke and cut the Canadian people.
They would enter a downward spiral from which they would never recover.
Several times, they would try to reclaim a status of their former glory, their will to fight, their spirit itself, but each time would fall short.
Let this be a lesson to the nations of the world.
Should you be a nation of sportsball cucks who ties your self-worth to a fucking professional sportsball team, you are literally going to destroy your civilization because you are busy playing children's games.
Augusto I guess that's it.
I guess we solved it.
That's the mystery.
I've done it.
I finally did it.
That was a lot of mystery.
How many was there?
At least 50, 60, 70. I don't remember.
That could be a mystery.
Maybe we'll do that next time.
I have to.
I need this job.
Please don't fire me.
This is a terrible, terrible economy.
The price of milk and everything.
Anyway, that was a disaster.
I can't believe I forgot what the fuck I was saying.
I was like, something to do.
Oh, right.
The number 93 flashed in my head.
I was like, Gilmore.
That's what it was.
That's what it was, guys.
We never recovered from that as a nation because most hockey fans in Canada are Leafs fans.
It's just the biggest franchise that has the most money because it has the most fans.
And they've been psychologically fucking ruined.
And so most of the men of the land are just broken souls that think that literally ever winning anything is fucking impossible.
So we have this dichotomy.
And I'm wearing a scientist coat now.
I'm no longer the mystery man.
Now I'm a scientist.
We have this dichotomy where there's, on the one hand, the, you know, fiery Spartan-like upbringing of Greek fucking, you know, the great minds of the fucking empire of the, you know, the heroic moral champion versus the dark forces of corruption, you know, wrestling.
And on the other hand, what, you know, is reality is like, you will always lose.
No matter what happens, you will always lose.
I don't know why it's in Russian.
It should feel different, but...
But how?
We have to make it come true.
We have to believe.
We need the Peter Pan magic.
We need Vince McMahon to go fucking right-wing is what we need.
We need Vince McMahon to run for President of the United States.
That is not impossible.
How old is he?
Can you fucking imagine?
There's going to be some changes around here.
Woo!
Shut up!
Ah, fuck!
You know?
Holy shit!
Stacy!
Get in here!
you He was literally the character he was on the show.
That's the fucking most hilarious part to me about Vis Me Man.
That he plays his character.
He's like, I'm the CEO of the World Wrestling Federation.
I'm a fucking dry dick.
And he is.
And he doesn't give a fuck about it.
He's so entertaining.
I mean, I don't care what you say.
Like, oh, he's a dick.
Yeah, he is, but fuck is he funny to watch.
Everything he does.
They tried to.
Oh my God.
He did this like.
So the board of wrestling.
I don't know how I know this.
I think I remember when I read this story, I finished it and went, why the fuck did I read that?
What do I care?
Like, this was like a year or two ago, a couple years ago.
Or maybe, maybe less.
It was about Vince McMahon being pushed out of the World Wrestling Entertainment by the board.
They were like voting him out.
You're like, you're ruining the, you're out of control.
I get there's some scandals and he's he's literally Vince McMahon.
Like, oh, yeah, it inappropriately.
Well, yeah, duh.
He was like right in your face with it the whole time.
Stacy, fucking suck my dick on TV.
It's crazy.
It's crazy, television man.
I'm not even lying.
He's like Ron Berkande.
Vince McMahon is the closest thing to Ron Burgundy in real life than anyone else will ever be.
I'll do whatever the hell I want.
The board forces him out and he pulled some like bullshit greaseball move to like get him, like to reinsert, like he planned this and then you're far and just fucking.
I almost would have been happy.
Imagine being those people in the boardroom.
And he comes in.
You're like, finally, that fucking dick.
We got rid of him.
My God.
Okay, we got to get to work.
We're going to seriously, we're going to turn this into a serious company now, all right?
This fucking guy.
It was like a play.
It was like a carnival in here.
He's going crazy, you know.
He's getting old.
He's going crazy.
This fucking advertisement.
Are you kidding me?
He wants so much money.
There's so much money.
This guy needs so much money.
There's full, like, 30-second ads on stupid things like this because he's Vince fucking McMahon.
Finally, we got rid of that piece of shit and we...
Is he in the lobby?
Don't, don't, don't.
No, no, no, no.
Don't let him in.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
No chance, if that's what you got.
Just fucking strolls back in.
Boo!
He can be the president.
Hey, idiocracy's coming true.
And though he's not a wrestler, he has wrestled as one.
Wrestling president, let's go!
No chance!
No chance in hell, you've got no chance!
Yes!
No chance in hell, you've got no chance!
Yeah!
No chance in hell!
Come on, come on!
That's what we need.
That's the energy we need.
We convince McMahon to be president.
That would be a fucking hilarious.
Hey, Elon, that's an entertaining outcome.
I don't know if it's the most entertaining, depending on your current lens, but I mean, that's a curveball.
That should happen at the debate.
They're having the debates, and the music comes on and just scrolls up.
Excuse me, you can't just come in here.
Chair to the head.
Smack!
There's been an awful lot of people with too many passports around here.
Close the doors!
Cade and the undertaker close the doors.
Oh, man, this is so stupid.
Oh.
See?
This is how you make the fucking go away.
And then it builds up, and then you do it again.
Or you'll fucking go crazy.
But for a brief moment, you know, Vince McMahon could be president.
Trump was president.
Like, that was just as crazy.
The idea, again, younger people, the idea when he said he was going to run for president, that he was going to win, was the same, literally the same as, I'm running for president of the United States.
Like, I'll do whatever I want.
Like, it's Rod Burgundy.
Like, give me a fucking break.
And he just starts killing in these debates.
You're like, wait a minute.
People are just like, Vince, Vince, it was crazy.
Made no sense.
But it happened.
So if Trump can be president, Vince can easily be president.
I think he's got a better chance, to be honest.
People want that chair to the head, crazy Reuted out, out of control.
Pro wrestling.
You know, like, if there's toxic masculinity in the world, if you could say that it exists, I will concede Vince is probably fucking pretty much...
But, you know, like a super weapon every once in a while, you just...
We might have to put Vince in the White House.
And yeah, yes, I know a lot of people will die.
But if we don't, a lot more people will die.
So what do we do?
I don't know.
We're going to solve everything with wrestling metaphors now.
If only Ryan Dawson was watching, he would understand.
He's a big wrestling fan.
And Uncle Hack, too.
Yeah, I'm just entertaining my friends in my head now.
I think that's what I'm doing.
And other people are just wandering in.
Like, who's into that?
Like, that's basically who I'm doing this for.
So there, neighbors.
Now they've got...
They've been threatened.
They've been extorted for thousands of dollars.
I'm sure Man on the Mountain is going to get that money.
And now they have to live with the nightmare in their minds that Vince McMahon, I mean, very, it's not impossible.
He could be president.
And think of what that outcome looks like.
Dirt Bagwelders has caught a live stream.
Cheers.
Thank you very much, sir.
It's been a slog.
I haven't gotten a single clip.
I told you I was going old school.
And this is what I'm, I'm just going to go for three hours with fucking nothing.
And no songs, that doesn't count.
You know, I got nothing to lean on.
That's like, you know, oh, find something to be.
No, no, no.
Give me the pure shit.
Give me the good stuff.
Give me the pure, unfiltered.
Yeah, fuck you.
You know?
I don't want any of this prompted.
Here's the news today.
I want a fucking overdose.
I don't drink anymore, but I used to.
And, you know, every once in a while, you know, you have the casual drinks with the guys or whatever, but every once in a while, you're like, something happens or something's going on or whatever the reason.
But you just look at the guy and you're just like, we're fucking, we're going to get fucking destroyed now.
We're not going to drink a little.
We're going to try to go to the hospital, basically.
You know, the good old days.
Call out a live stream.
Brad says some cultures have very little regard for life during my deployment in Honduras as part of DART with the Canadian Armed Forces.
There was the odd dead body out with garbage on Garbage Day.
People just casually walking by.
Some stuff you can never unsee.
Right?
Life is cheap in places like that.
They don't care.
It's like...
I didn't watch him die, but he died recently at a hotel I was at, a shitty one downtown in like fucking Kingston, Jamaica, where it's like murder capital of the world.
And we had like armed escorts by the Jamaican military.
And there's a guy like not far from the building.
And he wasn't there yesterday.
He wasn't there last night.
It's only seven o'clock in the morning.
He's there now.
So sometime in the last six hours, that man has decided to just take a nap right there in the street.
And he stayed there all day.
He was dead.
He was dead.
People just walked around him, drove around him all day.
And I was just kept checking.
I kept coming out every couple hours to see, is he still there?
Holy fuck.
Nobody gives a shit, do they?
They're just like, whatever.
Unbelievable.
You know?
Oh, somebody else.
Not me.
Who cares?
Yeah.
And then I went back another time and, you know, he was gone like way later.
We were gone for like seven hours.
But like, yeah, he was, it was like a billion degrees.
He was just, hadn't moved a muscle.
He was super dead.
Good time over there.
You know, I wish that was the worst thing I've seen.
I just thought it was funny.
For some reason, that reminded me of that.
Just the dead fucking black dude laying there like nobody gives a shit.
Like, huh?
All right.
You know, generally when I see a dead body, I become alarmed and go, what has happened?
Is there dangerous people nearby?
Who has done this?
Are you alive?
Oh, no, they're dead.
We must alert.
There is danger.
There is a murder.
Someone is killing people.
We must find them before they kill more people.
You know, that's what white people are doing.
But in Jamaica, they're like, oh, man.
Boom, booklut.
They just kick him in the head.
Like, oh, well, I mean, I guess, if you don't care, you don't care.
I can't make you care.
I'm just saying it's something I've noticed.
Then again, there was a time when I was on the lineup to the alehouse in Halifax with a bunch of guys.
And there was a fight a few, like 10 people ahead of us.
Like not close enough, a fight had happened.
And then people were standing there.
And then it kind of stopped or whatever.
And then we get closer.
We're moving.
People are moving every couple of minutes.
Like every four or five minutes.
It's like, oh, you move up a couple of spaces.
Remember those days?
I'm never doing that again.
I don't know why I ever did that.
It was so stupid.
And we go.
And then eventually there's a guy.
He's just dead.
Like, he's not dead, but he was KO'd and like bleeding from the head and just like.
And my buddy plant, he's like, um, is he fucking dead?
Like, is anybody going to say anything?
Like, hello?
It was so funny.
And I was like, yeah.
Like, I was like 19. I was a kid.
And he was like probably 28 or something.
I don't remember, 29. And it was just like this, like this righteous anger, you know, that I was like, that's cool.
He's a popular guy.
A lot of guys like, a lot of people like him.
And it's like, I think that, you know, I was like, that's cool.
I like, you know, yeah, yeah, being mad at horrible shit is good, you know?
Being mad and saying something about something really fucked up is, yeah, that's good.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Go play it.
You know what I mean?
And it was like, I think that may have been the moment where I was like, I'm going to call everybody's bullshit forever now.
But I remember that.
And it was fucked up.
And I was like, yeah, like, we're just, is he dead?
Like, he has a family, probably.
Who knows?
Like, just a drunk, like, oh, do you imagine that's your kid or your brother or it's whatever.
And it's like, and you people just walked over him for, because you had to go drinking.
Who are, who are you?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, that was Halifax, by the way.
I forgot to mention.
I was describing Halifax earlier.
That is an, that's Halifax.
Hey, some fucking great folks in there.
So go there and listen to their fucking local radio, and you're going to be like, nuke this city.
These people want me to be, ah, you know, eight o'clock in the morning, they're talking about dildos and shit, and it's like not funny, and it's, you know, like dumb normie leftists that think they're hilarious.
They think they're really in it, and it's just, it's so painful, you know?
And you know, the only, the other people are only like, they're not even listening to it anyway.
They're just mindless.
They're not even paying attention.
Everyone's just like, and you have to listen to it.
You're like, these fucking morons, man.
Over the weekend, Taylor Swift dropped a new album.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, you know what that means.
Oh, did she get a new boyfriend?
What a 4.5.
Kill me.
Shoot me in the face!
With a fucking gun that shoots fucking many other guns that shoot guns!
I'm purging.
Go out there and do my will.
It's like a game of pass the torch I'm just like here you go and then you catch it and throw it to somebody else and throw it and it just becomes whoa Man, everybody's upset about something.
Yeah, you're a fucking lying criminal killer, you know like get it or we'll take your job.
Oh, oh yeah, that was fine.
That's totally we're cool with that now.
Remember when you like totally fucking bounced this from society and threatened to like not let people buy food?
That happened.
I remember that was even more recent than the whole 9-11 fucking.
That was fun.
Like you don't have any moral authority whatsoever.
There's no question you can try your fucking games and your powerful pain checks.
I'm gonna I'm gonna use alliteration and friend shut the fuck up take your little gross goblin wizard tricks and shove it up your ass Nobody's fucking buying it, dude.
Stop everything.
You're gonna stand there and you're gonna act like you have any fucking right whatsoever in any fucking dimension to be where you are and talking down to you you participated in the most horrible fucking thing I have ever seen in my life and it is comparable to historical events where people were treated so badly and terrible.
Many of them just killed themselves outright to stop the psychological punishment.
People were driven into poverty and killed and experimented on.
There's all kinds of sick kids.
Like, oh my God, like right out of a fucking, you know, psych, something you'd think you'd read out of a, out of a CIA briefing that they did in China where they experimented on a city just to fucking see what would happen to them.
Like that, that, you, you fucking did that to us and you're like, Pamar Valpeja, shut your fucking mouth, dude.
Like, this is over.
This is done.
This is done.
This is stupid.
Like, everybody knows.
This is all a fucking mirage.
You're all the most full of shit people there has ever fucking been.
Ever.
In the history of the world, I think.
And it's you.
There's no one.
So that means there's no one worse than you.
And you're going to accuse me of overreacting to how bad you are.
The worst people that have ever existed.
Oh, geez.
Let's fucking break the math down on this one.
We're going to have to use common core.
And it's going to be taught to us by a transgender man.
I don't even know what that means.
Is a transgender man, a woman, a man.
You know, one of those people that looks like the Antifa mob that looks like it escaped Arkham Asylum.
One of those people.
That's going to be the teacher.
And oh, and by the way, oh, this other thing you did was super cool.
I was a big fan, by the way, while you're like, hey, a totally contrived and stupid war that has nothing to do with anything.
Let's, hey, hey, let's pour all of our fucking money into it and pour all of our weapons and arm just to make it go as far as it can.
Kill as many people as possible for a completely pointless fool's errand of a mission that everyone knows is doomed to fail and is simply meant to just cause the Russians grief and try to bankrupt them.
And you're like, yeah, let's do that.
You're going to kill like a million fucking people.
Yeah, but slava, I fucking hate you.
I hate you like I fucking hate cancer.
Like it's the same kind of vile, like, I wish cancer, like something like that could metabolize itself into physical form.
And it'd be like, would you like to fight to the death?
I'd be like, I've been waiting my whole fucking life to fight you to the death.
Cancer, all my life, that's all I've ever dreamed of.
Let's go.
Please.
We.
They're sending the helicopters.
I can hear them.
That's a threat!
He's fucking...
Send the men.
Send Delta.
He's fucking getting saucy over here, sir.
We're going to have to send in the cops with the rainbow flags all over their uniforms.
The soldier squad?
Yeah, that's right.
The butt blasters.
We're going to send him in.
Send me those guys fucking...
He's got a fucking attitude on him, is what he's got.
All right.
Send the 30 men.
They fly in on wings.
you You are not being very nice.
So we are going to kill you now.
Okay.
I've only got one shot.
That's the thing about the staff.
It can only be used once.
That's it.
You gotta make it count.
You gotta make it count.
I'm not willing to use it yet.
Might not break that milk.
That was all, Brandon.
Okay.
That was something about Honduras.
No one.
I'm crazy.
Like, this is it.
This is the internet.
This is what you've made us do.
This is what you've driven us to.
I don't want to play that song.
Suicide is painless.
One of My fire team partners sang that to me one day.
Where the fuck were we when he started doing that?
This guy was just fucking funny in a weird way.
Something really shitty we were doing, just suffering.
I think we were deployed.
I think we were overseas.
And we were just sitting in the back of this lab just cooking.
Like, just, you know, you remember?
And it's like, it's fucking 59 degrees.
You know, it's some, some like, people won't believe these numbers and they don't.
And I'm like, I'm telling you, we had the machines and we're like, we're gonna, we're gonna melt.
We're gonna melt to death.
You know, I, you could literally cook eggs on the, people did it.
They were like, crack, watch this.
Cooking an egg right on the fucking lav hood.
Like, it's hot.
Yeah, it's pretty hot out.
And we're just sitting there suffering in full gear too.
Like, and we, you know, can't turn the air conditioning on because we're, because we're in an ambush.
Shut up.
So we're like just in this box with the sun like cooking us to death for hours, dude.
I had a glove.
Oh, we got gloves on.
My platoon warrant sitting across from me.
His rifle's like here.
And his head, his helmet's like this, you know, on the butt.
He's doing this.
He's doing one of these.
The old, I'm sleeping, but I'm ready to go.
Move.
You know?
Just tell me when to murder.
You know, that one.
And I start to just, the first half a millimeter of the Velcro is like, I'm taking my gloves off and he goes, and I was like, put it back on.
And he just goes, he just goes back to power down mode.
Like, that was fucking weird, you know?
He's this old fucking commando paratrooper guy from the 80s.
He's just like, he can sense things.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, the other guy, Brad, he just looked, we were like.
Later in the day, it was done.
We were like driving, but it was like, okay, we're on the way back.
Nothing happened.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's so hot.
Like, we got to wait here another fucking six hours because there's a tire.
There's something wrong with the tire.
So we're going to sit here in the desert for a fucking day.
And you're like, I'm going to freak out.
I'm going to freak out, Ben.
Brad's like, suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can go on living.
Like, you're at the edge of sanity.
You know what I mean?
People are trying to fucking kill you all day.
And if that's not happening, the sun is trying to melt your brain.
And if that doesn't work, they're like, we'll just frustrate you to the point of like madness in literal desert conditions with nothing in every direction except crazy people throwing bombs at you.
You know?
It's a great time.
I encourage it.
Oh, fuck, whatever I could have done.
Oh, fuck it.
Go check it out.
It was dope.
It was awesome.
Sometimes you just go wee and you just be dead.
You just explode for no reason.
What happened to them?
Oh, they were in Afghanistan.
That was basically the answer.
Fucking what happened?
Afghanistan, man.
That's what people would say.
Because it was so absurd and like the craziest shit would happen.
They would pack C4 into animals, herd them in our direction, and then blow them up.
So like a sheep would explode and kill someone.
And he'd be like, cool, exploding sheep.
Fucking what happened?
I don't know.
Fucking sheep blew up.
And then there's a 90-year-old man on a bicycle.
Bicycle's filled with Semtex.
He and the bicycle explodes.
So now it's like, okay, people on bicycles are also exploding.
Watch out for those.
And it just went on and on like this.
So it was like, it was so stupid.
We did, bless their hearts.
I appreciate you.
I hope Saxon's listening to this.
We go to this IED training lane in Wainwright before, you know, pre-deployment in Canada.
This is like the big show.
This is our, this is everything we got.
We got the big fucking state of the art, whatever.
And it's, it's not.
It's not state-of-the-art.
But it's like, this is what we got.
For your, you're right after this, this is as best as we can give you.
You're going right into the box.
You know?
So, fuck.
I forgot I was talking.
What was it talking about Wainwright for?
I'm going crazy.
I'm getting Alzheimer's.
Everything explodes.
Wainwright.
Yeah, I don't know.
It was crazy.
See, I probably have traumatic brain injury because from the exploding things that don't make sense.
Oh, the ID training lanes.
Thank you.
So you get to this training lane and they're like, they have little stands, essentially.
You're supposed to like patrol down this road and they have like fake IDs and things set up so you'll know what to look for and like disturbances and they grab different things and they have all these, you know, and there's like trash.
Watch out for piles of trash.
Watch out for things that, you know, on the side of the road.
You're like, why is that place there?
And you're like, okay, I think I can handle this.
I'll just keep my eye open.
You fucking get there.
You get out of the fucking lab and you're like, oh, everything is trash.
Every, everything, everything is trash.
There is shit everywhere.
Everywhere.
Like, like a, like, literally like a dump stretches of the high.
It's like anything, anywhere, anytime, dude.
Don't even...
was like, don't even look.
There's no point in even looking because it's...
What do you think I can see inside things?
And like, oh, maybe that one's a bomb.
There's fucking shit everywhere.
It'll take us a million years to travel 10 kilometers.
It's always a bomb, yeah.
Right?
Camels, you know?
One time, this was so weird, man.
It was like a recon squad.
So we ripped in.
My guys rip in, and we were the guys that replaced the fucking, the nasty one in 06. That was the fucking slug fest in the valley.
It was really bad.
A lot of guys get killed, and it was a fucking huge fight.
It was like Korea-level nonsense, right?
And we replaced them.
So we get in there, and they're like saying some telling us some fucking shit.
You know, like, you see anybody over there?
You fucking kill them immediately.
You're like, whoa, is it like that?
Like, you have to.
You kill everybody you fucking see.
This place is a fucking hell.
It'll eat your soul.
It'll kill everybody.
This place needs to die.
All right.
See ya.
And you're like, okay, you know, and they all had beards and they were just like fucking crazy.
Like, you know, it was literally like that scene from Platoon where the new guys are getting off the helicopter and they're all brand new.
And these guys look, they just look like, oh, you're going to love this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, woo!
You know?
One RCR guys come in and the other Patricia guys come in.
You're just like, they look unhinged, you know?
That's worrying.
You know, that's concerning.
Where am I going?
You know?
Yeah.
So anyway, yeah, everything's trash and everything explodes and it sucks.
It's always a bomb.
Anyway, so we get in and we're new.
And they notice.
They see this because they're watching everything.
We're watching them and they're watching us.
This is war.
And they have spies everywhere.
Like, this is real shit, dude.
This is, and I'm not going to lie, a big part of me was like, this is the fucking coolest shit ever.
Like, these guys are a fucking spy, you know?
We're like, like, hey, what are you doing?
They're like, oh, I'm out of time and have it.
And you're like, what the fuck are you doing over there?
You know?
We're like, maybe we can kill him.
You know, maybe he's up to something, you know?
But they would.
And they would notice that, oh, these guys, we're all clean shaven, no tan, white, pale.
We just left fucking New Brunswick in January, right?
And these guys are all disheveled.
Fucking uniforms were half destroyed, ripped apart, fucking, you know, they're fucking, oh, there's new guys here.
So they fucking, they're like, let's fucking, let's, uh, let's see what's up.
And a fucking truckload of them drives right up to the front gate, armed and everything, but they didn't point them at us like they knew, right?
And they just strolled, they drove right up to the fucking front gate.
And there's me with a fucking machine gun, and there's my buddy Brad, and there's another guy, Dave, in the tower with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth like in Ghostbusters behind the machine gun.
And we're like, I'm 20 years old, by the way, and I'm in charge.
So you motherfuckers think you're going to rattle my ass?
Suck this.
You ever stare down a truck full of armed men who are there to kill you?
With like two guys?
I did.
They just fucking stared at us and we just stared at them and we had our guns like this.
But we didn't point them at them.
And they were kind of like, and they were just, and we just looked at each other.
It was like, it was so, and we were like, yeah, there's a truck full of guys here.
And they're like, what?
Why?
I'm like, I don't fucking know.
They've got guns.
And they're like, what are you talking about?
Like, they're retarded.
They have no idea.
They're literally eating donuts.
Like, what the fuck's going on?
So there's no time to react.
And you're just like, hearts fucking.
And fucking one of the guys, they say, like, they're kind of whispering to each other or whatever.
And we're like looking at them.
And they don't point their guns at us.
And they just do this.
And they just drive away.
And I was like, oh, fuck, these guys are fucking gangsters.
whoa That was, you know what I mean?
Like, that was crazy.
That was like, I was in a fucking Tarantino movie.
I was like, I remember thinking, I was like, Dave's got a fucking machine gun.
I've got a machine gun.
Brad's got, it's a pretty good shot.
There's only like, you know, there's like 15 of them in this truck.
They're like shoulder to shoulder packed up.
It was like the 18, like they came to display.
They came to like show themselves.
We're like, we'll see you tomorrow.
It was like, we just wanted to get a look at you first.
Yeah.
All right.
And they fucking bounced.
It was this huge flex move.
Like they were trying to intimidate us.
It was crazy.
And it kind of, you know, it was scary.
But I'm like, we could, we could, if we shoot first, we can win, you know?
I was like, please be paying attention, Dave.
He's up there smoking, like, jerking off.
Also, that would happen.
You know, guys are up there like, the fuck are you doing?
Like, oh, fuck me.
You're supposed to be watching the fucking shit.
And you're like, jerking off?
Dude, I've been up here for three hours.
Fucking, what happened?
Afghanistan happened, man.
The land of fucking nightmares.
Have I in- can I interest you in a giant spider?
It's larger than a man's head and can jump in the air.
Right over your head into the ceiling.
It looks like the fucking facehugger from Alien.
Same color and everything.
I love it here.
This place is great.
When can we move in?
You got to try this pole.
I'm just doing Ghostbusters now.
All right, what else?
That was fun.
One of them had the sexiest beard.
Most of them had beards.
I think they all had beards, actually.
But there was this, the guy that did this, it was like jet black, and he was like really brown.
It looked like he had makeup.
It looked like he had mascara on.
Right?
And he had one of those weird hats.
And he just fucking, he meant it, right?
It was like, I've never had a full grown.
He was like 40, I would guess, but he was in Afghanistan, so he might have been 17. He looked like a 40-something-year-old man.
And I was like, a full-grown 40-year-old man just strolled up with a bunch of his homies with a bunch of guns, looked me dead in the face and said, I'm going to fucking murder you.
Like, now I'm in Chicago.
Yeah, bloods and crips.
It was retarded.
That place is fucked.
Like, why?
I'm 20 years old.
What am I doing here?
I'm in some weird street war now with a bunch of bearded psychos.
What is this?
Why are we here again?
Like, fucking 9-11, bro.
That doesn't, hey, that doesn't make a lot of sense, though.
Like, you understand this country had nothing to do with that, right?
No, the guy, he fucking...
So you invade the...
Why are we in Iraq?
What is happening?
Oh, we're going to attack seven countries in five years.
Oh, okay.
They just tell you outright.
This fucking general's like, hey, and no one cares.
Like, people are fuck.
Wesley Clark.
Hey, um, hey, hey, whole world.
Just something I thought you should know.
Again, as a fucking decent human being, I'm a very important general in the United States military, and I have discovered, apparently, they plan to attack all of these people for, you know, I don't know, revenge for 9-11 or something, but very alarming.
Seems to be no reason, and it seems to be coming from places that I don't, I mean, I don't know where this is coming from, but we're just, apparently we're going on a rampage, everybody.
So I don't know.
I don't know what to think about that.
And everyone's like, let's go watch the fucking leash and the hatches on, boy.
Holy fuck, boy.
Disteir, boy.
They got Gary Roberts fucking.
Brian Leach is on the fucking team.
Brian Leach, boy.
Nader Meyer.
Like, hello.
Nah.
Then, like, we'll do.
Like, what if only a certain percentage of people ever figure it out or ever alerted to it, and it always stays the same?
Like, throughout history.
That's a real fear.
Because I've read a lot of this.
This kind of situation that we're in is not new.
This is, in fact, this is often.
This is a lot of the time, except they're much more powerful now than they've been.
But, you know, more or less, it's kind of the same thing.
It's just happening everywhere instead of locally in these pockets of, you know, cultures and different times and so on.
And they have books about, you know, the kinds of things that happen.
And yeah, it's getting a little, it's getting a little weird.
Giving a lot of money away to really creepy, strange people.
Pre-dictatorship times.
Well, we're kind of in one.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
We're going to put Obama in and everything's going to be exactly the same.
So, you know, what are we doing in any of these places?
Nobody knows.
We're just on autopilot.
Like, you don't, like, people don't feel some responsibility to say something and be like, wait, are we, are we just totally as people?
Because you're responsible, right?
I was thinking about this earlier.
And this is kind of what I'm, this is how I think.
And I, and this, because this is true.
People will say, you know, especially, it's funny, it's just the war stories maybe brought it up.
But, you know, people ask different guys and be like, oh, did you, so did you fucking smoke anybody?
And it's like, if you're in, let's say, you're in a, you're in a, in a laugh turret and to kill this guy, the driver has to put the vehicle in the right position.
The crew commander has to tell the gunner where to target and order him to fire.
And then the gunner, controlling the mechanism, has to pull the...
Who killed him?
All of them.
They all killed him.
If there's a sniper, you know, he's got a number two.
He's doing the windage calculations and all that measuring and he's the spotter, right?
But that job is required to do this job.
So when he fucking ranges a guy in and he takes him out, like, who killed him?
Well, technically, they both did.
Morally, because if you're in a fucking drive-by shooting, oh, I was just driving.
You know, they'll put you in jail for like 20 years for that shit, right?
If you know what you're doing.
And I'm pretty sure soldiers know what they're doing.
Wasn't it?
Oh, I didn't know.
I was just driving.
I was just driving this armored war machine.
And unbeknownst to me, they started killing people.
I was like, wait a minute.
I didn't have to.
You fucking try to pull that kind of argument here.
You go to prison forever.
So morally, everybody's responsible in a lot of ways.
I mean, the people that are directly involved anyway.
So, using that logic, there's a lot of people responsible for a lot of bad things.
Oh, I just, I didn't mandate it.
I just fucking.
Well, I was just doing what I was told.
I didn't.
Of course you were.
You were just performing a critical function in the mechanism of necessary mechanisms to achieve the desired result.
And without your participation, the chain would have broken and it wouldn't have worked.
Yes, you were just doing your job as a good little cog in a greater machine that you didn't even understand.
You didn't understand it, and you felt like you didn't even have a responsibility to.
You didn't ask any questions.
You didn't look into anything.
You just rolled with it.
And you just rolled with it.
And you thought it would be easier to attack your fellow citizens and point and ridicule and mock the people around you, the people of your own nation, your own people, and call them crazy, and side with billionaire pharmaceutical companies and billionaire tech giants and massive war criminals and pedophiles and all of these people.
This is all demonstrably true.
This is who you've chosen to side with against your own fucking people.
And I got to say, we're really, really not pumped about that.
So I don't, I just, the path forward, you want to, and the irony, especially in Canada right now, there's a lot of talk of reconciliation, right?
Oh, the reconciliation.
The reconciliation.
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I saw a picture today, and at first I was like, I don't know how to feel about this.
And then I was like, no.
No, someone does need to see this.
This is maybe why I saw it.
It was a picture of Dan Hartman standing, kneeling over his son's grave.
And I had just like, you know, I was literally with my son when I saw this photo.
And he said, how do you visit your son?
this is how I visit mine.
And that was the photo.
This is not okay.
Like, people should be retweeting stuff like that, tagging every fucking, everybody.
Not targeting a political party.
Not, we're gonna get the libs out.
You're being a fucking baby.
You're being a coward little baby, and you can't accept reality.
They're all fucking bastards, dude.
They're all killers.
They knew what they were doing, and they did it anyway, and they got rich, and they know what's going on.
They know there's a fucking NCI.
They know all of this shit.
They know about Dan Hartman.
They know all this.
They don't care.
They don't care.
And you know they don't care.
But you'll rather attack your own fucking people than these monsters.
And you know why you do it?
Because you're fucking scared of them.
You're a coward.
You're a little bitch.
And you think if you do their bidding, they're going to pet you like a good little stooge and you'll be safe.
You're a fucking Renfield.
gross, man.
That's like one of the...
What was the freaks?
Ah, the goblin guy.
He sold them out to the Persians and gave them the fucking map to the back door and fucked them over.
Nefialtes or something, or Ephialtes.
That's what it was.
And he says, it was one of the coolest lines in the movie.
I watched that movie overseas about a million times.
Me and my other buddy, the other machine gunner in my fucking section, Tom.
He's like, you want to watch 300?
I was like, yep.
And we should watch like Stepbrothers and fucking, was Stepbrothers out there?
No, the one, Talladega Knights, that one all the time.
And it was funny.
We just would repeat the lines.
We started to slowly become Will Farrell and John Riley.
You want to watch 300?
Yep.
Fucking love this movie.
Me too, man.
You know?
Anyway, 300 was one of them.
And F.E.A.L.T., he betrays the Greeks.
And they lose the war.
They're going to lose the battle anyway.
They actually win the war because of this heroic stand that these guys put on.
They provided enough time and held the Persians off long enough for the Greeks to organize and the different tribes and people to be like, we're all going to die if we don't.
Otherwise, they would have been overrun.
It would have been too late.
They would have been fucked.
So these guys gave their lives to preserve the Greek nation.
Sparta, anyway.
And, you know, it was in their society and their culture, it was an honor to, you know, die in battle, you know, because it's like sooner or later, it probably will happen to you if you keep fighting.
So it's like, if you're, you're a guy that fought so long, already got killed.
Like, that's the ultimate sacrifice that you've given to your people as like, I'll die to keep this going.
Like, that's how hard I'm willing to go.
And that would, that was like that kind of ultimate masculine fucking honor that, you know, that's how they, that's how they fucking lived.
And they meant it, you know, and in the movie, somebody probably said something similar in real life.
He looks at him.
He's like sniveling this little backstabber.
And the king realizes what happened.
He looks at him.
He sees him.
He's like, you know.
And he's like, just there.
And he goes, may you live forever.
You know, he tells him just live forever with the fucking shame.
That's where, as like a punishment.
He's like, hopes he lives forever.
You know?
Like, it's possible.
We could have a society that cared about real things again.
That's not impossible.
It has happened before.
That's the other thing, the other side of this history coin where you have, man, this is shitty.
We have a bunch of shitty pieces of garbage people running everything.
Boo, this is gay.
Boo.
Also, though, there were some times where it was like, those guys were fucking cool.
That's some good, good, yes.
When you read about how they, how life, how things work, the things that they valued, what they thought was important, what they pursued, what they, you know, preserved and what they, you know, you're like, this is all very, seems good and awesome for the most part.
You know, some, they didn't have crazy gods and sacrifices and besides that, there's a reason a lot of, there's a reason contemporary people still study these things and study things like, you know, those thinkers in that time, because it was like they were trying to, they were the, they were good, they were trying to fucking, you know, instead of not tearing shit down, trying to live to a higher standard and a higher, you know, or a higher ideal of a person.
And, you know, if we all did that, should that then not, the world around us not reflect that?
If we're all trying as hard as we can to be the best people, the most honorable, upright, like that's currency.
Like, you know, the honor and renown that people have because they're so fucking based, you know, like that guy, man, you know, that's, that's what, you know, gives them, you know, the, the status or that's what gives them the, you know, that's what's, that's what's valuable.
That's what people chase.
Instead of chasing money and crap and garbage and fucking plastic surgery and like, where is this going?
We have taken people's eyes off of the prize and focused it on garbage and nonsense.
So is it strange at all that when you look around, oh, the world is garbage and nonsense?
Gee, I wonder how that happened because nobody's fucking trying anymore even.
Nobody gives a shit.
So obviously everything's going to fall apart.
So therefore, like that's what that's what civilization is based on.
Those morals and values, that's the foundation of what we need to be successful, to build, advance, grow, and do better.
And these fucking, they're just claw everything.
Oh my God, they're incessant goblins.
You know?
But we do win every once in a while.
Sometimes there are periods in history where you're like, hmm.
Things were good.
Things were good in the kingdom, you know?
Before the dark times.
Before the empire.
Let's finish these off.
Stassos, Platyus, might be slightly off topic, but when I was 16, my dad took me to see No Country for Old Men in Theaters.
Great fucking movie.
Thanks, Dad, for not being gay.
Yes, your dad was based.
That movie was great.
That was one of the best movies I've ever seen, I think.
You don't really realize you're seeing a classic movie.
This is how you know.
This is how I always did it.
Because I'm a fucking film critic now.
Welcome to the evening of douchebag assholes.
We're going to review the.
Oh, I thought the acting was a tragedy.
Yes, the cinematography.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, those people were pompous.
Did you like it?
Was it good?
Yes, no?
Fuck off.
Oh, have a fucking glass of wine, Your Highness.
The fucking Count of Monte Cristo is here to dissect the latest Tom Cruise film.
*laughter*
Anyway, garbage, if it's really bad, you don't even remember what you watched on the drive home.
You know, they say, oh, it was a good movie if you, if you're talking about it on the drive home.
It was probably good.
Or it was really bad.
But if you don't even remember it, like you're already home and you're like, you don't even think about it anymore, horrible.
But sometimes you watch something and you're like, you're thinking about it for days after the fact.
You're just like remembering parts of the movie like, that was crazy.
And you have to tell other people about it.
Like, I saw something the other day that really, that's a fucking great movie.
And there's not very many of those anymore.
I used to love that.
I used to love discovering something like that.
And there's just so many interesting things happening and things to think about, the different themes and things they're suggesting.
It just, you know, it sparks the creativity.
And they've taken that away.
Now only idiots and AI can produce films and art based on maximum consumer output.
We got to have 20% gains.
We have to have the Latinas in here.
We have to fucking follow a fucking formula.
So the fucking sustainable development goals from this company owned by Vanguard, owned by Soros, fucking owns this studio.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Man, everything sucks.
Yes, these fucking people have literally siphoned the life out of everything.
And it's so maddening when people don't see any of it and insist it's not even real.
It's like, if it's not real, I'm not real.
That's what you're asking me to believe.
All these things you think, they're just not real.
Okay, I must not be real either.
That's how obvious it is to us.
It's all just whatever.
Okay.
I mean, just fucking overdose on LSD then, and wee, I'll go live in the woods as a fairy person.
The fuck are you talking about?
No, they must all be crazy.
Surely we can trust these billionaires, these massive corporations, these war criminals, money launderers, pedophile island goers.
We'll never get that client list, will we?
You can trust them.
Of course.
Of course.
And you can trust the people that are all around them and say nothing and do nothing.
You know what they do?
They look down at the guy bleeding with the head wound on the side of the road and they step over him.
Cool.
You know?
Way to try.
Way to try.
And when we were kids, it seems like the most natural thing.
When you first become basically sentient as a child, you're like five, right?
Four.
Like when you have early memories.
And kids basically all understand immediately.
Like, okay, now I'm here.
I can talk now.
And okay, how do we, let's do good stuff now.
Let's make things better and do things.
Like, that's all they want to do.
They want to do like heroic things and climb mountains and save people's lives.
And your first instinct is to right wrongs, save people, make things better, make people happy.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You're five years old and you know this.
Like, it's not fucking complicated.
Well, actually, we have to shut the fuck up, criminal.
Go shill some Bitcoin some more.
Was I talking about that?
I was posting about that.
Fucking guy, I'm the finance manager.
I'm going to criticize every financial thing all the time.
I'm Mr. Fucking Money Man.
I'm Mr. Responsible.
I'm the greatest financial mind in this.
I should be running this country.
I'm so good at this.
this is how we're going to not fucking go broke.
I'm like Mr. Money Guy.
Shut up, mill house.
Mr. Money Guy should know that when a stock or a commodity or anything that you can invest in is at what we call an all-time high, as in it's never in history been more expensive than it is right now.
That is the worst time to buy.
Especially when you look at the historical trends where there's a lot of these rapids ups and then immediate crashes and so on.
So it's like this peak, this run, as we'd call it, looks like it's going to steam out any minute, dude.
It's going straight in the air now.
It's going to fucking pop.
And that's when he's like, you should put all your money in this.
This is the future.
This is what we're going to do.
And they did.
And you know what happened in the following weeks?
People lost insane amounts of money.
Like seniors lost everything.
People fucking invested money.
Oh, the Bitcoin.
Because who watches these stuff?
Boomers do.
Whoops.
Like, I know people it happened to.
They all crazed up because it was fucking, it was banging, you know?
Let's get in on the craze.
That's weird.
Yeah, I just think that's weird.
I would have thought Mr. Money, you know, genius would have understood the basic fundamentals of trading.
As in, oh, it's never been more expensive in history, you say.
I think I'll pass for now.
I think I'll just chill for a little bit.
Why?
Because an idiot knows it's going to be cheaper tomorrow.
That's why.
No, no.
Sell it to the suckers.
Like, this is day one shit.
I'm not lying.
Ask anybody that's ever done any trading or anything like that.
It's like this is like him taking advantage of you for getting in a boxing ring and you're You have no idea what boxing is.
You just start punching you in the face.
Oh, your hands are supposed to go up.
Oh, wow.
Some people do that.
Everybody does that.
Oh, yeah, some people.
Yeah, lots of other people just fight with their hands down with their knees and just get fucking dummy all over the ring.
So, I mean, I don't know.
Glimpsing this wins some fucking leadership decisions.
Is it malice?
Is he taking advantage of people to make money?
Was he going to be the bag?
You know, you're the bag man, right?
So when you buy in, he cashes out.
You take his bag.
He leaves with the money.
And that's where the phrase holding the bag comes from.
I'm going to leave you holding the bag.
Did he leave people holding the bag?
No one ever really talked about this.
And I forgot all about it.
And then I saw this cartoon that Karima made.
And I was like, oh yeah.
That was fucked.
What the fuck was that?
So you either did that or are you just like, hey, I'm the money guy.
And you actually have no idea what you're doing.
You're just repeating shit somebody else has told you.
And when you're not being handled, you're doing stupid things that make no sense.
And it's terrible financial advice.
These are the scenarios we have now.
And I don't like either of those.
Is there another explanation for why you're like, hey, everybody?
Oh, the Bitcoin.
Dictor did that too, by the way.
And then he went to a Bitcoin conference.
So, you know, strange, strange behavior from conservatives.
Especially conservatives that claim to be financially responsible.
Telling people to make reckless decisions.
You know, I just, I just something about that just fucking rubs me wrong.
All right.
I'm almost there.
I almost made it.
I did three straight fucking hours with nothing.
Fuck yeah.
The shirt product.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
I had to go to old reliable.
I had to bring out the fucking old like a Rocky movie, right?
I had to bring out the old trunks with the blood on them.
We're fucking going back in.
Start the fucking montage music!
That's how it's gonna be.
What a stupid stream.
Whatever.
Fuck you.
I'll go crazy.
I can't be like this every day.
I can't just.
We gotta take breaks, guys.
We need packs of velociraptors.
We need training montages of guys just getting jacked.
And I don't mean like, I lost five pounds.
I mean, no, they're going for it.
I am gonna be a fucking extra on 300.
And we've got...
Other things that I don't recall.
I probably said a lot of crazy stuff.
It's all true.
I meant every word.
It's all gonna happen.
You can't stop me.
I'm a super villain.
I'm more powerful than you've ever imagined.
Broken point, thank you very much, sir.
A few shekels for Phillips Warchest to destroy Rebel News.
Stay tuned on that one.
Michael the Conqueror, Jacked, he says.
Thank you very much, sir.
If you're going to die, die huge.
I just want to know why.
Wallbanger, thank you very much.
Julio59, Wahaton and Heron now.
Black Both is the Jaded Mandarin.
Wallbanger.
Simone de Vigay, Camby Dredd.
Cindy Lee.
Simone de Bi.
Pilot Mike.
Tried to type an intelligent message, but this will make me laugh while listening to the audio tomorrow.
Thank you very much, Mike.
Hypocritize.
Thank you very much.
James Stein Tessa's planet's bread fit.
Thought I fucked up the sound, but I didn't.
I see all the angry faces.
These goblins will never die.
Let's go.
I'm not asking for another chance.
I just want a suitcase nuke.
There's no easy way out.
Soon.
There's no shot.
There's no easy way out.
Space King, man on the moon.
Good night, neighbors.
If you hate me, I hate you too.
But if you had a good time, you guys are awesome.
It's that simple.
Bad grandpa, Genstick again, Godzilla.
And here to hear Ginger Snaps, Island, Jason, Dan W, Nigel, Zebex Demise, Alex Woods, Lynn, Fisher of Mid, and Kyra.
Thank you guys very much.
I am going to go eat.
I'm starving.
I'm so hangry and now I'm so...
baby baby we can stay I don't know.
I'm probably going to die.
Instead of going down and in this womb.
Like, we need to get this over with.
Let's get over.
Come on.
Let's do a sloop play.
Bring out Steve Austin.
That was it.
We've learned, guys.
We learned a lot tonight.
Steve Austin is the key.
He's the key.
Something about Steve Austin is the key.
There's no easy way out.
CrazyDisiness.com for all of my social media links, Substack, and Grift.shop.
If you want to buy useless garbage made from Chinese slaves, give us your money.
You've got money.
We want some of that money.
Give us your money.
What are you going to do with it?
Nothing.
You're not going to do anything cool.
Give it to us.
So do that.
That's on your grift.
Patrick, six of a Toronto.
Stalin is very gay.
Fuck him.
So get them all gay.
They're all gay.
All of them are gay.
it's always been like this
No I saw them feel.
That's why I left them to the end.
Those entropy guys.
The Odyssey guys are crazy.
You know, they'll stick around for anything.
Soaker City.
Great guy.
Great guy.
Thank you very much.
I I don't know.
We just gotta cut loose on this one because at the end of the day, I just I don't see it.
I honestly don't see it getting better.
What are we gonna hope for?
You know?
How could this ever be resolved with this?
Philip.
Don't treat me like this.
Oh my god.
Of course you know him!
What?
How does he look like that, Philip?
I've never seen he's I mean he looks extra insane.
Did you give Stone Cold Method?
You that you will miss the Stone Cold and told him he has pet files everywhere.
