According to the foreign leadership directing our culture and policies it is the sacred and ancient responsibility of everyone in the western world to work slave jobs for slave wages, have 75% of their income confiscated so it can be re-distributed to foreign replacements as they pour in by the tens of thousands, forever changing the face of the nation.
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We're just gonna have problems right out of the gate, are we?
Good.
Good.
There is such a thing as too much foreplay.
Hello, good evening, how are you guys doing?
Welcome back, I suppose, if you live in the left at all.
Not a lot of reasons to go anywhere or do anything these days.
Maybe you're up in Alberta setting fires.
Some of them.
Do you think that's like a badge to join Trantipa?
You gotta set a fire?
Like a bomb!
The truth lies like a bomb!
That could be.
The battle is on!
Things are fast.
I'm not giving up, I'm not giving in to this mic stand.
You guys are gonna be disappointed.
I'll never get in.
It's Friday.
Yay.
Yay.
God.
I I guess another week on the roller coaster.
Whatever this is, it's not good.
It's not a good time.
We're all just coping, really.
Nigel Horror, not blah, blah, blah.
Nigel, his name's Nigel, not Niel.
I don't know why I skipped a letter.
Maybe, I hope to God I'm getting Alzheimer's.
I hope there's small holes in my brain that are getting bigger and bigger by the day.
And then eventually I just won't even know where I am.
And maybe I'll be the president because that's all you need.
You just need to be so far gone in the head that you don't know where you are.
And they'll be like, hey, could this be the president?
Maybe.
Maybe.
This is the West now.
Nigel says, mandatory test vaccines for all Canadian fighting aged men.
Hashtag Don Jerry for Prime Minister.
Why not at this point?
The average man's testosterone level has dropped, I think, over 30% from the year 1980.
That's disaster.
30% is significant.
5% would be significant.
Never mind 30. And that's why you see a lot of, well, whatever that is walking around out there.
I think it's probably reversible.
I think it's a lot of environmental factors.
I think there were some other studies, speaking of vaccines, that the presence of mercury, actually, in the bodies of many test subjects, animals, made them have aggressive homosexual tendencies.
In other words, they were turning the frickin' frogs gay.
And, you know, having a poisonous, toxic environment suggests that that could be the case.
That could be happening.
Scrambling, you know, screwing with the hormones and stuff in the brains of these animals.
So I don't know.
We live a pretty chemical-heavy lifestyle, don't we?
That along with the food we eat is completely, it's not food.
They are food-like products that they sell you for crazy amounts of money, for things that should just grow out of the ground, but we can't get our own food.
We got to get everything from Mexico, including our workforce and our populations are all going to come from Mexico, apparently, because we can't do anything ourselves.
Silly, silly.
So we're sick and we're poisoned and, you know, living a very sedentary, weak, soft lifestyle is also shown to have an impact on a man's testosterone levels in general, overall health, actually.
Not being outside in the, you know, getting the air and the sun and having to use your body as much, physical labor and so on.
So you don't need the same kind of muscle mass and density as your ancestors did.
So your body is just like, hey, let's just save the energy.
And you shrink and smaller and weaker.
And eventually you just become the modern man.
The fat, happy, demoralized, unbothered by anything.
He's just basically a basketball with weak arms, tiny legs, and like a pinhead.
And he just feeds cheese and sugars and chemicals into the growing basketball that he is now.
It's a large, rotund, like a barrel or, you know, something like that.
And the whole objective of the modern man is to get the ball that he is as big as possible, thus displaying his dominance over the environment.
That's how successful he is because that's how lazy he can afford to be.
Yeah, I don't know why testosterone levels are dropping.
30%.
Many, many, many reasons.
And you'd think I'm willing to bet practicing counter habits would have an effect going in the other direction.
Weird how they tell you not to do that.
That would be white supremacy, though, I guess.
So don't.
Imagine being that person.
I can't imagine there's too many, but there's some.
And I wish these are the things I would pay to do.
If I was like a billionaire, I would do just weird shit all the time.
I'd be like, hey, you know that article you guys made where it said exercising is white supremacy?
Yeah?
Can you, I want to see the live reaction interpretation and cogs or lack of turning inside a man's brain as he reads this and agrees with it and decides to tell others that this is what we must not exercise because we will be Nazis if we do.
I want to see that happen.
Can you guys, like, that's what I would do as a rich person.
I would buy rare events just to study And go, wow, what else could you make him do?
Oh, we made him suck a guy's dick yesterday.
We said he'd be gay if he didn't, so he did.
He said, if he didn't worship the rainbow flag, if he didn't suck this guy's dick, and he did it immediately without even thinking about it, in front of his wife and children.
And they clapped for him, they applauded this.
So I'd say the demoralization campaign of the Western man is complete, pretty much.
I think we've pretty much finished them off.
They're content to, you know, metaphorically, everything I said isn't a joke.
That's all true.
They worship and grovel to a state and an establishment system that hates them, hates them, treats them like absolute garbage, crushes their souls, taxes them into oblivion, and more and more every year, while insulting their intelligence, targets their children, disenfranchises their own civilization, and all at the same time, any single one of them that dares say, hey, wait a minute, I don't think I like this, they say, get that one.
That one's bad, everybody.
Shut that one up.
That one, you know what that one is?
That's a Nazi.
Go get him.
That's the world they're in.
And they're like, yay, I love it here.
You guys are weird for not loving it here.
And in my head, I'm just like, I wish you guys would die faster.
I kind of do.
Because that's where you're going anyway.
You're just eating yourself to death, just drunk all the time.
Just chemicals and constant entertainment is really all I need.
And you can't help but be like, why are you here?
You know?
You know?
You know?
You're just watching.
You're just observing everything happening around you to you.
And you're like, well, better get another two liter of Pepsi into me.
Better fucking...
Something else I find.
And again, it's just anecdotal.
Do you have like a fucking source for that, bro?
Every time someone...
Anyone that asks me that, I immediately want to...
You know?
Like, see how obnoxious that is?
People used to just talk.
We could just talk like Ben and have conversations and try to come to some kind of...
And then later you would have to go verify this on your own or look into more or ask other people and so on.
But it wouldn't derail the conversation people were having because every single sentence in line needs to be backed up on something sourced from Wikipedia, which is a propaganda operation.
Do you have a source for that, bro?
I used to play a lot of video games on computer games particularly.
And there's a kind of like a web store on there.
It's called Steam, S-T-E-A-M.
And I remember when they first implemented it, and basically all games had to be registered with this.
It was basically the central bank digital currency vaccine passport bullshit of video games.
And it was to like stop people from cheating.
And what really did was bring everything under this one house of a publisher, which then got very wealthy figuring out it could be like, hey, I can be like the fucking blockbuster of the internet for video games.
No one's done that yet.
Very smart of them.
Anyway, they got real.
Anyway, it's like shopping, like on Amazon or Walmart.
You can go in there.
There's different categories.
There's different, what kind of games do you like?
You like action games, strategy games, board games, fucking music games, race car game, whatever you want.
There's all kinds of different, and you can go through it.
And there's like a top, most popular.
You see where I'm going with this?
Top 20, popular upcoming, you know, going to be out soon.
Everybody's excited about it.
Here's the ones you can look at and pre-order if you want.
Top sellers, most popular right now, and so on.
And from when I was doing this as a 15-year-old, most of the games were fairly adult, violent, science fiction.
It was all, well, normal by like the 2001 standards.
Do you know what it is now?
Like five of the top 10 trending, most popular, upcoming, like, oh, can't wait, are fucking cartoon Japanese porn games.
I'm not kidding.
So, like, let me be clear when I say, like, these kids that, these guys that are, I'm a fucking gamer, bro.
You're a fucking loser, dude.
What in the fuck?
Like, video games right now are...
Like, trust me, and I'm just speaking on behalf of those guys that used to play video games as their leisure time, but were actually men.
And there were games that were kind of interesting and cool.
No, it's virtue signaled into hell.
Everything's woke and insane.
And up 50% of the market are like adventure porn games with gem.
And some of them aren't even people.
They're like animals and like horse people and like fairies and shit.
It's straight porn.
I'm not kidding.
It's like blocked out and it says you've got to be logged in over 18 to see this content.
Are you sure you want to proceed?
Sexually explicit.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what in the fuck is that?
And they're everywhere.
Not only do they exist, which is bad enough, they're some of the most popular content.
So that's what video games are at right now.
You've got a bunch of fat, obese, sick losers at home just wanking it to strange alien cartoon porn.
While simultaneously, the women of the land are like, what's happening?
Are we going to die?
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
That's bad.
That's rough.
Check it out if you don't believe me.
It's, you know?
It's all gone.
I don't know.
Just like movies, like the everything, the music industry.
Is there anything that sports, like actual real life sports?
Oh, look, the Calgary Rainbows are playing today.
Oh, is it a drag queen singing Shena Antwing?
It's Pride Season.
It's Pride Season?
Oh, it's all.
It's just.
Just call it Eternal Pride and fucking get it over with.
It's every day.
It's rainbows forever.
It's sodomy every day, all the time, forever.
You get fucking breakfast cereal.
It's called Dickos, and it's just dicks in a bowl.
That's what we're doing now.
And they're on a rainbow box.
It's a fucking 90-year-old.
It's Klaus Schwab in his fairy costume with his little fucking tiny micro dick there.
We've all seen the pictures.
Riding his bicycle on the beach like a psychopath because he is a psychopath.
And that's who's on the box of your dickos.
And that's what you're going to eat every morning.
And if you don't, that's hate speech.
That's a crime.
And the government is going to come and take your children away because that's intolerance.
Feed your children today, Klaus Schwab's dickos.
Because if you don't, the guys that are just doing their job, they're going to waddle on up to your house, and they're going to take your children to prison.
Get your new Canadian passport today.
Michael the Conqueror, he says, Big Red, any truth to unconfirmed reports?
Derek, centerfold, has been found in several new and senior level officers at CSIS?
This was a joke, CSIS.
He says, God bless you and all the dags.
Well, I can't confirm or deny anything.
I don't know.
What I do know is, Derek doesn't mind being naked.
I'm sure there's pictures out there, and he'd probably just shrug and be like, good.
So yeah, it's probably true.
It's probably true.
Whatever.
Explains their obsession a little bit.
Donkeys, start this out early.
Happy Friday, work hard, play harder.
Oh, and fuck you, Minky.
T-Money says, try this simple trick at work.
Not going.
Reach us out to will Ask your coworkers to name the frontline captain of Insert Sportsball team or name the MP of their town, an easy NPC catcher.
Mine was the guy that unveiled the passport the other day.
The fucking nine-foot-tall Q-tip that's very proud of the color keek tone of the pedophile network fucking flag.
That's what this Canadian fucking passport's painted in.
I didn't even know this.
Greg Arcade, was it him?
Somebody uploaded some screenshots of the old passports.
Or maybe it was TiVo or somebody.
And said stuff like, we are free.
Freedom is our nationality.
And that was John Diefenbaker.
And it was just on one of the pages.
Stuff like that.
That's gone.
That's going to be replaced with equality, tolerance, empty, mindless, soulless communist phrases that mean nothing.
They only mean something to idiots.
It's like a dog.
You just say a word, a command word, and they do what they are programmed to do.
Fetch?
Yep.
See ya.
Racism?
See you later.
There you go.
Off to work.
Bigotry.
Bigotry.
Go get him.
Go get him, boy.
Bigots.
Go get the bigots.
Go get the bigots.
Yeah, she's put some fashion.
Go get him.
Come on, boy.
That's a good little bitch.
They're all so stupid.
They'll name you the entire roster of the National Hockey League, but they have no idea who's governing their lives because that's boring.
That's dumb.
You're not a man.
It's like, how do you not care about any of this shit?
What are you into?
You're into young men in their 20s and late teens throwing a basketball around?
Kay?
Bye.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that is a good one, though.
Easy NPC catcher.
That's a good one.
Team Money.
Seppuku says, thank you.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate that.
FDE, thank you very much.
He says, here's 25. Well, it's still worth 15. It'll be worth 9 by the time I get it.
I appreciate it, man.
Thanks.
Boomer Man says, do you think Bernier can win this by-election coming off of Manitoba?
I don't have the video.
But I know what you're talking about.
So what's happening there?
And the idiots, again.
I think I have idiot fatigue.
That's what it is.
It's just the longer that you pay attention, and if you care, is I might need to write a graph.
Where's my pen?
The amount that you care, multiplied by the amount of time that you pay attention, equals your rate of radicalization.
Yeah.
Okay, so let's...
Why is my ear ringing?
Oh, I hope that's the fucking CIA assassinating me.
Turn it up to 12. I want my head to explode live.
You fucking pricks.
Do it.
Here's your s here you go.
Okay?
Now, we'll use uh we'll use yellow, like this uh how much you care?
Let's say you care a lot.
Oh, that's a very high score on caring.
Multiply by paying attention.
Uh red the color of death is a good color.
Going this way.
Put these two together, and that equals your rate of radicalization, sc uh Cubed, specifically cubed.
So if you care a lot, but you don't pay attention very long.
Nah.
You pay attention a really long time, but you don't give a fuck, same result.
But put the two things together, and you get what's called a watch list.
Okay?
You get a terror watch list, and you get put on that.
Trust the science.
Trust the science.
So anyway, I don't know.
Yeah, people that don't, they upset me because I just don't fucking care for them anymore.
They just haven't been radicalizing it.
They haven't paid attention long enough, and they don't care enough.
Or one of the factors is limited.
And that is displayed here in great detail when they say shit like, oh, I can't even win it.
He's all riding, bro.
They don't understand how any of this works.
Like, oh, yeah, I can't even win it.
Yeah, do you know all of the leaders of the other parties do the same, right?
None of them are sitting in their home, like where they came from.
None of them.
The reason he's going there is because the Portage La Prairie area, I believe it is, had the highest turnout for the PPC in the country.
In fact, Max had the biggest political rally of the campaign, not the CPC, not the libs.
Max did in a field in Manitoba, drew thousands of people.
So that seat is up for grabs.
What do you want him to do?
These fucking people can never be satisfied because they don't want to be.
They're not honest.
They're not trying to help.
They're just do-nothing goblin retards.
It's like, you know, thorns when you're trying to get at, you know, raspberries.
That's what these fucking people are.
We're trying to get at the raspberry.
I used to pick raspberries for my grandfather as a kid.
So this is a very intimate, fucking angry story for me.
There's fucking thorns and shit.
And every time you're like, what do you do?
What do you do?
What are you for?
Who are you protecting the strawberries for?
They're just useless.
And they're just annoying.
Like, they're no threat to you.
It's not, no one's ever been stuck with a thorn and died.
Or, you know, no one's been stuck with a thorn and ever did anything more than be like, fuck sakes.
You know, that's it.
That's the best they can do.
So that's the internet version of these people.
They're thorn people.
They're just annoying.
Oh, he's running his own shit, bro.
Oh, right.
Because that's not what he should be doing.
Let me guess.
What should he be doing?
Sitting at home worrying about the cost of milk while he spanks it to the playoffs.
Is that what he should be doing, big brain?
This is why you're an anonymous account.
Even with the courage of anonymity, you're even dumber than...
It's like they know they're stupid.
So that's why they're anonymous.
Because they know that someone's going to humiliate them and they don't want to be outed as a moron.
So they're all anonymous accounts, right?
Oh, I'm fucking.
You're just a shit-talking anonymous person on the internet.
That is so fucking embarrassing.
And not for like, not in like a fantasy sports league or like a video, like where there's no real reason.
Who cares?
It's just people talking about, you know, whatever.
But like, you're going to chime in on social issues that are like costing people their lives and try to fucking participate in the, you know, the adult discourse, which is what politics is.
But you're going to wear a mask and hide in the bushes and just yell at everybody.
Like, no one cares.
You're just annoying to everyone.
And you have no effect on anything except we have to yell louder at each other.
What?
I can't.
I know.
Yeah.
Write it down and send it to me.
I couldn't hear you over the anonymous guy who you don't even know how much shit I did, bro.
He's a...
I think it's...
That's who I immediately assume I'm talking to.
Because that's pretty accurate in my experience.
When you find out who these people are, you're like, wow, wow, whoa, whoa.
Mommy cooked you extra long, didn't she?
Oh, she did.
Aren't you just a bundle of success?
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking broad beat the shit out of you.
All right.
So you're 44 and you've never been laid ever.
I'm genuine.
Like, what does that do to your mental state?
You must have some pretty warped ideas about the world by then, right?
You're not going to beat anybody up.
Stop it.
You can't even get laid.
You're not.
Talking to girls is scary for you, all right?
We are not getting into a throwdown to the death.
Relax, Mr. Potato.
Boomer.
Oh, that was it.
Nigel says, going to eat and go to sleep so I can wake up at retarded o'clock tomorrow.
I'll listen at work tomorrow.
Thanks, brother.
You're welcome.
Wake up at retarded o'clock.
What time is that?
We used to call it zero dark stupid.
Sometimes.
Which would mean...
What do you mean?
Trust me, you're not going to be happy anyway, no matter what I say.
So just go to sleep and you're going to wake up angry.
That's all you need to know.
All right?
Okay.
You're going to wake up in pain and angry.
That's the worst when you're so tired and you sleep like an hour or two hours and you just wake up and you're like...
My eternal sleep has been interrupted.
It fucking takes 10 minutes to wake up.
You're like, I can't see.
Your eyes are burning right through your fucking skull.
My fucking bones feel weird.
I'm so tired.
I will take the life of everything around me.
And they're like, surprise, you're a C9 gunner in an infantry battalion, and that's what we're actually going to do is murder a fucking lot of people.
You're in the perfect mood for this.
And then you're like, oh, see, the army was looking out for you.
You can't send guys into that kind of environment, happy and full of life.
They need to be so close to wanting to die themselves, they don't even give a shit.
You're just like, I'll throw a baby down a well.
I don't fucking care about anything anymore.
I'll laugh.
They're ready.
send them to war.
We do war crimes to make ourselves feel better, you understand?
Not because we're evil.
This is the only way we can feel anything anymore.
The flames and the screams keep letting me know I'm still alive.
Have we created a monster?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's just a whole big cycle of immoral, crazy shit happening when you start illegal wars.
Yeah, yeah.
Who would have thought murdering for murder's sake would turn people, you know?
We all have a very national, severe karmic debt, I'm afraid.
Chet Chisholm says, I guess, in PP, in PP face.
Can I do that?
That's not part of my bail conditions.
I can't not do PP face.
I need glasses.
When will we address the cost of milk?
How will the people of Circulon be able to eat their favorite cereal?
Urethral.
Urethral crunch.
Oh, God.
that's so fucking specific ha Gross.
That was like surgically invent urethral crunch.
I can see what it would look like.
You know what I mean?
Like.
Gross.
What's wrong with you?
He's a paramedic, so he's insane.
I understand.
Oh, you've come to the land of crazy too.
Exiled Canadian Patriot says, get in touch and I will tell you all about American villages.
We're on the list.
American villages?
Dude, I know we're all on lists.
It's real.
You know, there's nothing you can do about it.
Crayon Minister says, wake up angry.
Wake up weak plus sober.
I go to bed punching my pillows.
That's how CRJ goes to sleep now.
Fucking motherfucking son of a fuck for an hour and a half until he gets to fucking push my fucking street.
I'm gonna fucking kill your family.
I'm gonna fucking erase you from Australia.
That's how he goes to sleep.
I told you.
I told you.
As soon as you send me to jail, I was like, you just made this worse.
You could have made everything worse.
This couldn't have been as dumber as you.
Cunning Drauger says, I've been telling people to eat a bowl of dicks for years.
It might come true, sadly.
It probably already does exist, but I wonder if you'll see them attempt at a mainline kind of a serial that's like different genitalia as like you know what I mean?
To be inclusive, to teach kids about how they're all just rainbow-colored whatever the fuck and nothing's really anything.
You become entirely lost in Wonderland.
They're stripping away even what you can see in front of your face is being like, no, no, that's not real either.
Imagine being a child growing up now.
Imagine being a 16-year-old normie right now.
Whoa.
Whoa.
They're like aliens.
Some of them.
Some of them are super-based.
I'm going to show you some of that in a second.
Soaker City says, honestly, though, if some shitlib bugman presses you for a source, the Viking move is actually have a source.
Just keep a few copy pastas for like the 10-minute being.
Oh, I don't even.
I mean, when you're out, like, in the world.
I don't care.
And I mean, it's not someone that actually is trying to find an answer.
They just want to see what you're going to produce so then they can find a reason to debunk it, you know?
It wouldn't matter what it is.
Anyone.
It could be fucking President Carter.
It wouldn't matter.
They'd be like, oh, well, that's only because he fucking made that deal with us.
There's always going to be an excuse.
There's no reason to argue with these people.
You just give them the finger and say, you're a fucking idiot, man.
I don't owe you anything, less of all an explanation.
You're not capable of understanding it anyway.
You're not even going to try to understand it.
You're just going to look for reasons to soothe your pathetically fucking bruised ego that got damaged because I fucking walked by.
That's how frail you are.
People coming out of nowhere, out of their little fucking layers that I don't even know, just to be like, excuse me, I fucking did it.
And I'm like, I don't fucking care.
Who the fuck are you to me?
Why do you think I or anyone gives a fuck that you're that triggered that you had to stop what you're doing, go find a complete stranger and go, me, me, me, me?
Mr. McKenzie, why don't you just try to be nicer to people?
Well, because I fucking hate them, Peter.
They're inauthentic, hypocritical pieces of garbage.
All right, I see that they drive me nuts, most of them, to be honest.
You're one of them, too.
Oh.
It's so frustrating.
It's like wrestling.
It's just like in that movie, They Live.
If you haven't seen that, I saw someone earlier say they saw The King.
Great film.
I'm glad you liked it.
He says, Oh, I saw it.
He didn't say if he liked it or not, but I'm going to assume he did because it's fucking amazing.
They live.
There's a scene where Roddy Piper's character gets this fight with this black fella, and because he's got these glasses, and these glasses allow you to see reality for the way it really is.
If you haven't seen They Live, it's a fucking head of its time.
If it came out today, well, if it came out today, it would be two trans women men that are also black and Filipino, and the movie would be about killing baby Hitler.
It wouldn't even be the same thing.
It would be a totally...
And everybody that doesn't like it is a racist misogynist, and they fire half of Hollywood.
Like they do with everything.
They keep making these shitty woke movies, and they just bomb.
And it's everyone else's fault.
And they just cancel people.
And it's like, you made a shitty movie.
Nobody wants to see it.
Man.
Anyway, they live.
There's a secret conspiracy.
And the metaphor is these glasses, these special glasses this guy was making.
And you could put them on and see everything.
And all the advertisements were actually like brainwashing.
It would just say, you guys have seen the memes, right?
It just says consume, obey, stuff like this.
And they're like, what?
They take the glasses off.
And, oh, it's a Pepsi commercial.
He puts them back on.
Consume.
What does that mean?
And it's just all these subliminal.
And it's like there's another world at play.
And all you need to do is just put these glasses on and you'll see it for yourself.
And this other guy, he's fighting with him.
And this fight scene goes on for like 15 minutes.
I swear.
It's ridiculous.
It's the longest fight scene in the movie.
I started laughing because it's absurdly long by today's standards.
It was like, and both guys, well, Rowdy Roddy Piper is a professional wrestler.
So he's doing like suplexes onto a car.
And it's just going on and on.
And there's like, and then you think it's over.
And then, no, and then they fight again for another few minutes.
And eventually he's got him on the ground and he's just fighting him.
He's like, just put the fucking glasses on.
He's like, no, fuck you, man.
And he's going to hold him in a headlock.
He's going to be like, fuck, and then finally he gets it on his stupid face.
And then he's like, holy shit, you were right.
And you're like, he didn't fucking kill me.
I know.
Why couldn't you just put them on?
What's the big deal?
And then they go to war.
Together, like, yeah, let's take these people out.
But it's fucking hilarious.
That's what it feels like wrestling with these people.
It's so frustrating.
Like, I'm trying to help you, and you're attacking me.
You're so...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Chelsea says, who the fuck are you?
Yeah, there's the McGregor.
Oh, that.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Yeah, that's basically it, right?
Oh, I just couldn't.
I had to give my two cents.
Oh, you did?
Show me on your pathetic fucking cheese body where the mean mouth sounds hurt you, big man.
Hilarious, man.
Absolutely, rubber.
Oh my God!
What?
It's just noises to me.
It sounds like chicken noises.
It's like they're all trying to alert the owners to like, oh, no!
Get this one out of here!
Go on, go!
We got one over here!
Get it out of here!
Oh, we weren't part of this!
It's like they're signaling to the establishment.
They're like, oh, no, I have no part in this.
Not me.
Take that one.
You know me.
I'm a good old boy.
I would never do anything, Massa.
I disavow.
I disavow.
Not me.
No.
No, I'm a good boy.
don't put me in the meat compactor Then some of the other chickens are like, put me in the fucking meat compactor.
You fucking somseless son of a bitch.
They're pulling the chickens up by the legs.
Yeah, that's right.
Put me on the conveyor belt, you brave pieces.
You come down here and flip me.
I'll pack your goddamn face apart.
They're just using you to make eggs.
They're gonna kill you all, you stupid made!
*Sings*
Subtitles.
Roy was a whack job.
That guy was a total conspiracy bird.
I think he had the avian flu.
That's what I heard.
I just laugh.
I don't respect them at all.
Flap your wings.
I'm scared of everything.
Yes, yes.
Dance, chicken.
for me!
Oh, and you know what?
And they get all butthurt about it.
They get all sad.
I think he's fucking.
Actually, I've been waiting to do this, and I wanted to do this for a long time.
And I mentioned it, and I got distracted.
I didn't do it.
But then OG Mango made sure that I did.
He hooked me up.
So there's just, you know, I feel bad for all.
I mean, we've clearly upset a lot of people, a lot of upset people out there that I'm still here doing this and I'm still getting away with it.
You know?
And it's all the disavow.
It's reprehensible disavow.
Oh, no.
My little poor heart can't take it.
I just want you to know that I feel bad for you.
So I've brought the world's tiniest violin right here.
Let me play you tune.
You can't even tell.
beautiful isn't it You're so sad.
*laughs*
Experts are concerned.
Experts are concerned.
Oh.
*laughs*
OG Mango made this a whole evening worth it.
*music*
Beware the chicken people!
They'll peck your eyes out!
Actually, no, the guts do that.
They'll just alert the headmaster and it'll be fed into the fucking McNugget machine and fed back to them.
They're eating their own people!
They don't even know!
They don't even know!
It's the McNuggets!
It's people!
Soil and green!
It's fed to the people!
You ever see Soil and Greed?
Hide something, sometimes in the way Something kicked on the full mind Something inside I'll never ever follow So give me something that is the real I'll never ever follow Oh, oh, oh, oh P-Money!
He says, where's that meme of this YouTube comment section where the one guy goes, and the other guy responds with him with a picture of the deadlifting for the place?
I know everything we've been Here's your fucking source And now the truth will fall down God bless me That's so funny.
Just bully them.
Hey, it worked in high school.
Just bully them into shutting up.
Bully them.
You know, steal their women.
Just be better than them in every way all the time.
I just constantly remind them of your superiority while hitting on their women.
That's what you should be doing.
What are you gonna do about it?
Are you gonna tweet?
Are you gonna tweet a thread?
Oh, fuck no!
Oh no, bro!
Are you gonna leave some little icon to it so everyone knows that this is about to be a fucking whole afternoon?
I can feel it smile.
Let's unravel the thread!
Where are you going, honey?
Okay, have fun!
I gotta do some tweeting.
Stay out as long as you want.
I won't even fucking notice, actually.
I'm busy on the internet tweeting all day.
Alright, bye with whatever you're doing.
What else is doing?
They're fucking idiot losers, man.
I'm going to go first, man.
I'm going to go first.
Zebec's demise is, I made the kids watch They Live during the great lie we were forced to live through.
Great movie.
Yeah, I watched it only like five years ago, maybe.
It's all it's, what is it, 1980?
Something like that?
81?
It's pretty old, but it's...
And they were cool.
What the hell is that?
Look.
Oh, look.
It's Reginald.
Say hi, Reginald.
This is my spider, Reginald.
And the Lord of spiders.
Oh, God.
Just get away from me.
Reginald!
Reginald!
No, no, don't get off me!
I don't like this!
Where'd you go?
Okay.
He's on the desk.
He's on the desk somewhere.
I'm getting used to it.
That was a tiny one.
I've seen way bigger.
I told you, I'm the lord of spiders down here now.
They're inadvertently hardening me into a fucking nuclear weapon.
Do you know I used to be afraid of spiders?
Like, I had not arachnophobia, but, like, they made me very uncomfortable.
I really did not like being around them at all.
So, and the fact that I can just have them crawling on my hands now because they're fucking everywhere and I've just decided to coexist with them, you know?
They still freak me out, but, you know, I'm getting stronger every day.
I didn't have to give up anything for May.
I'm collecting things.
I'm collecting arachnid power.
Is that what you want?
Is this what you intended?
A spider king.
A king of spiders.
How fucking creepy is that?
I don't need to shoot Webb, Sanderson.
I'll just use my telepathy, and the spiders will do the rest.
It'll just play that creepy violin music that I now have.
Where it's like, where people are sleeping, they're like, oh, fuck, there's something on their face.
And they wake up and there's thousands of spiders crawling into their eyes and their mouths.
They die in the most horrible way possible.
And that's how I'm going to assassinate my political enemies, via telepathic spider assassination.
Authorities will be baffled.
Experts will be concerned.
Someone will make a TikTok.
Lots of people will tweet threads.
But at the end of the day, who's making things happen?
The spider lords.
Everybody else is just talking about what they're doing.
So they don't care.
The spider lords don't care for your tweets.
They're conducting clandestine night assassinations in horror movie mode.
All you can do is tweet about it.
They don't even care.
Stupid.
it.
You have to laugh because we live in hell.
Oh, boy.
The man on the mountain says, I don't know if I really hope the spiders don't come back.
It's getting to be a lot now, or I'm some of them are not small, man.
And anyway.
Oh, God.
I feel like something's.
They have all the eyes, too, right?
And I feel like something's watching me.
Like, is that what it is?
Is there a giant fucking spider in here?
Oh, and they don't say anything.
Oh, gross.
There is.
It might be dead.
I don't know.
But there's one hanging up there.
I don't even want to...
Oh...
I don't know.
I don't know if I can continue doing this with that thing, just fucking chilling there.
Because I'm going to look up there and it's not going to be there and I'm going to freak out.
It's the size of a toony, at least.
like the body and then the legs extending from it's it's I feel like it's hypnotizing me.
I got to stop looking at it.
Maybe it's not even real.
Shit.
If that thing crawls on my face, you're going to see some shit.
You're going to see a fucking man fight a spider to the death live.
That's what you're going to see.
And I'm not going to be proud of what I'm going to have to do to win.
I just hope it doesn't come to this.
For both our sakes, you fucking stay up there, dude.
I don't need this embarrassment.
You want to be alive, I think.
It's just...
And understand that mutually assured destruction isn't good for anybody.
So.
It's going to be really hard to focus now, though.
Man on the mountain.
So I don't know if you've talked about the Alberta RCP getting five years of back or not.
Back pay?
Oh, why wouldn't they?
But it sounds like someone is buying loyalty in preparation for something really greasy.
Well, they already got a massive raise.
Was it 30%?
After the Puerta Pique massacre and the COVID tyranny.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
I fucking thought there was a spider.
Holy shit.
I'm freaking out, boys.
I really don't like them.
I'm afraid it's like...
The mount on the inside of the...
I'm getting freaked out by this.
I'm not playing.
No.
I don't want to use the stick.
I don't want to anger them.
They outnumber me.
I can barely contend with a couple at a time.
Donkey Dong Long says, I was shocked how old Soylent Green is.
It's dated very well.
I know, right?
Creepy.
Like Demolition Man, another great one.
Blade Runner, also excellent.
Not going to be shocked the direction humanity goes.
Yeah, it's...
It's like you can just see into their soul.
Once you kind of understand...
30 years ago, today, 50 years ago, it's like once you can kind of see what it is, it always leads to the same thing.
Like, you know what it wants.
It's like seeing a hungry bear next to a fish flopping on the floor.
Like, oh, gee, I wonder what's about to happen.
Once you can kind of see it, it's not super mysterious as to where it goes.
Those are all excellent movies.
Zebactimai says, Reginald is go to get the fly in your monitor.
Remember that?
It's still in there, I think.
Yeah.
If you put like, you know, you put the mouse cursor to the bottom of the screen, the very bottom, and you can just tell, it's like one or two pixels maybe, but there's a tiny little, and you can see it barely.
That's what it is.
It's that big.
So just literally just big enough to notice, but not small enough to be invisible.
So hilariously, this stupid fly crawls in my brand new monitor, dies on the screen, and then it's like, no, I will always be a constant reminder.
Like, of course.
That was the point of you.
You're probably a famous fly.
That was probably the most famous life of one of those stupid flies ever.
That was Bartholomew.
He's also very famous in the fruit fly world.
Crawled into the magic screen, he did.
Bartholomew crawled right into that magic screen.
Disappeared beyond the wall.
You know?
Never came back.
He's a hero.
Nope, he's just a dead idiot inside my screen.
I'm going for it.
The whole society of fruit flies was cheering him on.
Don't do it.
You're crazy.
He was there, Buzz Aldrin.
Fly Aldrin, Bartholomew.
We'll definitely get thrown out when this monitor is used up.
It's right into the trash.
I don't like the Fruit Flies either.
I would murder them all if I could.
Genocide.
Crayon Minister says, peppermint oil and chestnuts.
Repel them.
Do you even Hermal Redy, bro?
Peppermint oil and chestnuts.
Why do you have magic tricks to get rid of spiders?
That's my question.
Hermal remedy.
Why are you talking to me like I'm weird for not knowing?
Who else is doing witchcraft?
Anybody else?
Where's YouTube?
That's where the witches would be.
What are you fucking weirdos doing?
Oh, yeah.
You live in the spider dungeon and see if it's fucking so cool.
Yeah, that's right.
Brown recluse.
Yeah, they might be here.
That's wood piles.
Don't even talk about that.
Deadbug Lives Matter.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
They never did.
Nobody's cared.
Nobody's ever cared.
Madame Breezy says, the tiniest violin playing the saddest of songs.
That's right.
That was just for them.
That was for all the communists.
That was for Rachel.
That was for, you know, I wanted to give something back, you know.
So I played a little tune that I practiced just for them.
Took me all day.
It took me 10 minutes to learn how to play that.
Mary Jane Crystals says, I stole some more money for you, grabbed a homeless migrant's bag, and it was filled with stolen goods.
Here's your cut.
Fucking, that's what I like to see.
Mary Jane's Crystals, a whole new business stealing from illegal criminal migrants.
And, you know, you would assume because the refugees, you'd be wrong.
They actually have iPhones, they've got laptops, backpacks.
They've actually got a lot of shit with them somehow for being poor refugees from a war-torn land of, you know, somewhere far, far away that we don't ever fucking quantify or talk about ever.
They're just refugees.
They're just people and they're just fucking coming here now.
Okay?
They're just a bunch of fucking people and they're gonna be fucking coming here now.
If you've got a problem with that, then you're a fucking bigot.
I don't like communist Nicholson.
I could have told you that back in the 80s.
That guy is a degenerate filth bag.
I've seen the parties, Jack.
Are you talking to me?
Yes!
This is a fucking charade.
I was a Navy SEAL.
Yeah, you mentioned that.
Okay, I think I caught up.
Oh, she says, I know, Madame Breezy, I know you heard of Maid, but have you watched Read a Book?
Oh, no!
I thought I broke you.
No more.
I will never read a book.
I'll never read any books ever again.
And Michael, okay, I did catch up.
Books are stupid.
They're for the fly people.
Anastasia says, my office pet is Oscar the spider?
Like in a contained...
He says, he stays in the corner.
He lives.
He leaves the corner.
He dies.
That's the deal.
I don't know why there's all these in movies and in games and stuff.
It's like spiders are telepathic all the time for some reason.
I don't know why.
There is a terrifying fucking sh- What was that?
Oh my God.
Have you guys ever seen this?
It's called Love Death Robots, I think.
And there's an episode of this crazy show.
They're like all these self-contained, like 15, 10-minute, 20-minute episodes of just whatever.
Just something wacky and fucked up.
And one of them is like, oh, it's just terrifying spider world.
And it's just this super dark ending and really fucking twisted and messed up.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
Oh.
The spider had like mind fucked him to think he was like somewhere else.
And he was like, oh, it was cool.
You stay in the corner and you live.
You leave the corner and you die.
And the spider's like, I can hear your soul.
That's when you got to kill it.
When you hear that, when the spider telepathically tells you that it can hear your soul, you fucking oh, I was scared it wasn't there.
I'm killing it.
As soon as the stream's over.
I mean, that's a joke.
Don't disappear before then.
I'm just developing a preemptive strike.
I said, I'm making it right.
It's going to be okay.
Spiders are known to not hear very well.
Jumping spiders are cool.
Oh, they're all freaky.
Those camel spiders in Afghanistan were fucking messed up too.
Spooky Lovecraft spider.
Yeah, it's some kind of weird HP Lovecraft nightmare fucking monster.
I got to get out of it move through the stream.
The faster this ends, how much time has passed?
That's what I need to know.
Am I missing time?
It's only been an hour.
Fuck no.
No!
Oh, I'm trapped in the gravity well.
Spider has slowed down time.
Every minute feels like an hour now.
This is going to be the longest stream of my life.
I'm in so much pain.
Great.
This is just terrible.
Jadenstein says, spiders are good.
They kill other more annoying insects.
Well, I'm hoping.
I'm willing to test out this theory.
Chet Chisholm says, I'm pleased to see Reginald's diplomatic mission has been successful.
Tarantulon stands ready.
You guys should stay on the far right flank.
Like way, way out there.
You can help, but I don't.
Just please not near me.
I just can't.
I'm racist.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Ah!
T-Mani says, results from driving downtown Toronto for one and a half years with a daggon sticker on my back windshield.
Three thumbs up, five middle fingers, two fuck you's by other drivers on the DVP.
Not bad.
Those are accurate numbers.
I would say that's about right.
Three thumbs up, five middle fingers, and two fuck you's.
Dr. Jenstein's spider.
Oh, right, I got that one.
Spiders are good.
They kill the other ones.
Man on the mountain says, fuck the spider, fire up the shop fact.
No, that's just insane.
I'm not even talking.
Somebody else said that.
Don't put that on me.
I'm just reading what he said.
I know it's very, it is disgusting.
He is an anti-Spidite.
Donkey says, get rid of the spider.
It could be an intelligent spider device.
That's true.
But does that mean the government controls the spiders?
Or are the spiders controlling the government?
Because who are we really at war with here, guys?
What is this really about?
It's the responsible way.
Bye.
Thank you.
This is too much work of conspiracy theory from the earth being planned to an underground fucking radio people.
people controlling the planet.
What if I told you that at the very end of the road was none of those things but something far darker and far more sinister than any one of us dared imagine.
A telepathic enemy from beyond the shadows, controlling our very thoughts, our every move, our every intention.
Are any of our thoughts even our own or are we simply the demented dark finger puppets of a psychotic telepathically controlling sexual race of spiders?
Experts are very concerned.
If you have any information about telepathic spider nonsense or if you feel an urge to crawl around on legs and hang upside down from the ceiling, eavesdropping on conversations that have nothing to do with you, please call.
The country's a diagonal right away.
This is an emergency situation.
I can't overstate this enough.
They are literally fucking everywhere.
There could be millions.
It may already be too late.
Aren't you hearing what I'm saying to you?
We're under the rule of an iraqnid empire, people!
The country's a diagonal right away.
I hope he makes it.
I got you.
It's too big.
I'm too big.
That's what it is.
Fuck.
God damn!
Huh?
God!
Huh?
Jeez, it's a bit of a...
It's harder.
I'm wearing like a shirt on top of a shirt, on top of a coat with an extra coat.
My shoulders are just too huge.
I've got giant boulders here.
I can't get it under it.
It's not wide enough.
I need to get into stitching.
Morgan!
Come here!
You've got to make my coat bigger!
I need it for the laughs on the internet.
That's to fit my giant shoulders in the pockets.
Watch out for the spider!
Oh, too late.
She's been spiderized.
Kira Kirsten says, I prefer medicine woman.
Well, you would, wouldn't you?
You would.
Chelsea says, they're not refugees.
They're from Edmonton.
Well, exactly.
Wherever they are now is where they've always been from.
And to suggest otherwise, or care otherwise, is just simply near-nots and nonsense there.
Karen Kansler says, in the old country, we had, we hang a cabbage around our neck to scare the spiders.
What fucking country is that?
That sounds like some kind of weird, like, rednecks of Poland would do this.
Lithuanian hillbillies or something.
In the old country, we hang a cabbage around our necks to scare the spiders away.
Uh-huh.
Drushenkne here is going to make alcohol drink out of nuts and rocks he finds in a gloom cave.
I see.
Where is Kieran Kansler from?
Sounds interesting.
Senor Bean says a literal beaner.
Is that racist now?
Is now a huat supremist.
That's right.
That's right.
He says, okay, Zog, I give up.
I need to start using that VPN promo code Black PigeonSpeaks.
Black Pigeon Speaks.
Where did that guy ever go?
Is he still around?
He was kind of a normie still, like years ago.
I remember being kind of surprised at some things he was like totally oblivious to.
I was on a channel he was on, and who was it?
Was it Black Pigeon?
Was it Andy?
Andy and Tyler.
I don't know.
We're going way back, but yeah, I was like, this guy doesn't.
You don't know about that?
I'm surprised.
Crayon Ministers is oddly enough the same wet slapping noise as Spider-Fans make is exactly the same as Fun Buns jackhammering her cinnamon meat curtains.
*snips*
They can't be killed.
I just proved it.
Man Ambrezi says, I know the episode you're talking about.
Oh, it was weird.
Burn the woodpile down to the ground with Reginald and all the others.
Spiders!
They're spiders, get it?
Because they spy on your fucking mind, dude.
Spiders.
Spy, dur, three, three, two, threes, which is six, six, six.
Hello?
Six legs, pentagram, doy.
They have eight legs.
Shut up!
You ruined my fucking conspiracy!
It saw it from the white hats, the white hat people who appointed me queen of the galaxy in my 1996 broken down tour bus, queen of that galaxy.
Donald Trump personally sent me this Rolex knockoff, which cost $10 on Etsy.
I present to you a figment of my imagination.
You are now the ruler of the holes of the far north, which is a place that exists in my imagination, given to me by the group of people.
*laughs*
Do you know who she is?
She's Canada's fucking tiger king.
Why is this that?
Okay, I know somebody's just realized how much money is going to be in this show.
You fucking have to involve...
The Queen Ramona reality show is Tiger King of Canada.
That fucking show would be amazing.
That would be amazing.
I would pay to watch that.
A lot of people would.
Finally, the people are listening.
Oh, they're listening.
They would be listening.
Yes, they sure would.
And crying and laughing and clapping.
And saying more, please.
People like a freak show.
Like Honey Boo-Boo.
Remember that?
You ever see Honey Boo-Boo?
It's like just a fat kid with a fucking job of the hut as a mom.
And it was just fun.
It was a freak show.
And people are like, oh, that's so mean.
Oh, it's mean to point out the obvious that we apparently, some of the most popular things that we enjoy as a species are freak shows.
Like, that's the most popular.
Like, they sell really well, actually.
And it's my fault for pointing that out and calling it what it is.
You want to pretend it doesn't exist.
And that's not your guilty pleasure.
How many Jerry Springer episodes did you watch?
You know?
How much is this daytime?
Man, that's all they had in jail.
And it was like murder.
Just like the TV is like, it's better.
It was off.
You know?
Like, um...
Why TF Not says spider rants telepathically about the cost of milk?
Oh, no.
Senior Bean says, T-Money, in all fairness, one of those middle fingers might have been one of my slashies.
Oh, well, Wonholt still says your traps are going to rip the coat.
Where's the Emperor's Taylor?
I don't know.
Maybe the Spider's.
That's how the streams.
Once we get to season four and I've leveled up another time, the coat will just be levitating behind me.
It'll look like it's moving, but that's because an army, a legion of spiders is holding it in the air.
And I just put my arms out and it just comes on, the coat just on its own.
And then the spiders just dissipate and crawl away.
And I'm just wearing the coat.
And then I stick my arms out when I'm done, and they come back and just take it away as they put it on.
And people are like, that's fucking scary.
Ah, that's really fucking freaking me out, man.
I think we need to call the Ghostbusters.
I don't think Cesus is going to be able to handle this.
Dude's got fucking spiders dressing him on live TV, man.
I don't know what the fuck.
I'm not fucking with this.
Last time I saw him, he had a crow.
It took an Israeli flag right off the pole, threw it on the ground, and laughed.
It went, caca, cow.
Ha ha ha ha.
It did.
It admired its work.
These people are controlling the forces of nature itself.
All I have is this shitty pistol, and I guarantee that you'll back me up when I say he was coming right at me, so I shot him.
I'm not feeling too confident.
I quit.
I'm going back to my job on making anime video games of girls that look like foxes that are really slutty.
My true passion.
Good luck with the spotter, King.
Good luck with the spotter, King.
That was live footage of someone quitting Cesus.
I don't know how we got that patched in.
I think that was telepathically sent to me by the spiders.
I like where this is going.
You know what?
Just one of them crawled on my hand and I gained this much power.
What would happen if, like, Morgan's going to come back?
I'm just going to be laying here naked, covered in spiders.
What are you doing?
It's making me so powerful.
Levitating.
Menos, Dominus, Melos, Modos.
The walls start bleeding.
I don't know if this is good or bad.
I don't know.
Could go either way.
It's unvaccinated blood, I bring.
The elixir.
And then a cult is formed around drinking unvaccinated blood.
Summoned from the walls by the spider lord.
Ceces, are you getting all this?
You writing it down?
I can go back.
We can go back.
We'll revisit this later.
It's a whole other...
*sniff*
Spiders can get into anything.
They can crawl right in through the bottom of your car.
You're not fucking safe anywhere.
I will.
Anyway.
Godzilla says, this sounds like a scene from They Live, but I noticed something today that's hard to believe.
After the announcement of Twitter Zoo's CEO, Diagon Prime is now the only Internet social media platform that's not controlled by a young global Zionist.
There's not many.
There isn't.
But I think, I don't know, the Telegram owner is a little sketchy, too, but we'll see.
Adam Breezy says: the real story behind Spider-Man.
It's much darker and weirder than the comic books would have you believe.
I miss my tiny violin.
Burn the whole thing down, then watch, read a book.
I won't.
I will never do it.
That's the deal.
We're engaged in a battle of wills now.
You think I'm going to be beaten by six months of super chats?
You've got to put in some serious work.
You've got to do years around here.
What was the other?
There was something else somebody was trying to get me to play for like over a year, and then I finally did.
And they're like, oh, my God.
You're in it for the long haul.
There's a precedent.
This is like the most stubborn request line ever.
Instead of playing your request, I would just argue with you for an hour.
And that's the end of the show.
Every 90 calls, actually, a song gets played.
They're like, holy fucking shit, really?
Wow.
Might just be a sad violin.
I might just be making fun of somebody.
Like, they make fun of us every day.
They don't even know where they are.
89 years old, Feinstein asks, where am I going?
As she's wheeled back into the U.S. Capitol.
This is one of the leaders of America.
Where am I going?
89 years old in a wheelchair.
Come on, Diane.
You got to vote.
You got to vote on the gun band, Diane.
What's happening?
I've got something in my eye, she says.
I have to fucking see this.
Please tell me this video of this.
Oh, boy.
I am fucking excited right now.
Please tell me.
No, this is gonna be good.
Where am I going?
This is it.
$3.00.
$3.00.
She's barely alive.
I've got something in my eye.
She's a 90-year-old woman.
She's dead.
She's not even alive.
She could barely move her body.
Come on, you got to sign bills and do fucking votes for us and be...
Everything's fine.
Holy...
Man.
It's getting crazy down there.
What's going to happen?
I like this.
This is a fun number.
This is a Rasmussen poll.
So they're pretty widely, like, they're usually in the ballpark.
How likely is it that cheating affected the outcome of the presidential election in 2020?
A record high, 62%, said likely, 62% of Americans agree that it's likely the last election was a fraud.
Not 6%.
62%.
Only 32% said not likely.
So by an order of 2 to 1, even Democrats, 45% of Democrats said likely.
It was almost a 50-50 split.
Even half of their own people are pretty sure some shenanigans is going on.
Independents, 64% said yes, obviously.
Republicans, 80%, because, yeah, it's their team.
But that their own side and independents both are, you know, yeah.
So it's funny when people are like, oh my God, do you think the election was stolen?
Hey, bitch, everyone does.
Like, literally everyone.
Did you not, are you retarded?
Have you been outside?
Have you talked to any actual human beings at all?
Almost every, like two to one, maybe three to one, agree, yes.
It's just you and people like you perpetuating this nightmare.
Anastasius is Bearded Dagglon Calendar 2050 edition.
2050?
That's so far in the future.
I'll probably be covered in spiders by then.
I hope so.
It's my new thing.
It's going to be fine, guys.
It's going to be.
It's going to be really okay.
Let's look at this uncomfortable topic because fucking why not?
I'm bored.
Just want to...
Just look at this.
Isn't this fun?
Like, this is how it is in America now.
This guy on the left, who the media would describe as dark white, killed one person, injured 22, and said he just wanted to kill them all.
From the Times Square rampage, you may recall, terrorist attack.
Yeah, he's not going to jail.
He's good to go.
This guy, James Fields, was the Charlottesville car attacker who was being attacked by an angry mob and tried to escape.
419 years he gets.
Killed one, injured 22, chased by an angry, violent mob.
419 years, no years.
Huh.
Huh.
It's like there's a double standard or something.
You know what I mean?
Huh.
I'm just making that noise.
Huh.
Write that down in the reports.
Then McKenzie made an exhalation noise to seem to suggest a sarcastic remark would be made in its place.
Very good, Cesis.
Very good!
You're so smart!
Wow!
What school did you go to?
Please tell me so I can never send my children there or anyone I care about ever.
Oh, man.
These things make me angry.
Well, I guess this kind of was the title of the whole thing.
The Title 42 thing is over in America now.
And there's like, again, the invasion's just on now, right?
And what the Army is doing is protecting them, their privacy, right?
They're protecting the privacy and the rights of random fucking people that are just showing up in the tens of thousands from, they're protecting them from American citizens.
These are like...
In this parallel universe, these soldiers are chickens with helmets on.
Like, bro, how do you even...
I don't know.
Check this out.
Please.
Okay, so we should be going to the whole integration system.
Thank you.
Please for the safety, please.
Trying to protect your privacy, please.
You're some Starbucks documents, and I understand that you want people to back up, but also there's plenty of room here.
I understand that.
We're doing Star Wars showing the American people what is going on at the border.
So we are at a safe space.
You guys are loading the migrants right now, so okay.
You guys keep asking us to back up, and we're trying to simply get them to our film.
We're not in the way of any of us.
Get back, get back.
This is crazy.
You got to move back.
You got to get out of here.
You can't be documenting this fucking thing.
And the thumbnail, that's a real picture.
That's not...
Here's how the...
Here's how the black community is reacting to this.
And if I have to be honest, this is pretty racist, guys.
This is very...
I think we might need a tactical nuclear strike on this whole black neighborhood because they are saying some stuff that is just straight out of Heinrich Himmler's mouth.
Okay, listen to this fucking nonsense.
These resources that have not come to us, now you want to overly compensate for people who've never lived here before and things we need to be taken care of first and foremost before anything else happens here.
Why would any leader put our black communities already riddled with crime at further risk by placing unvetted non-taxpayers steps away from our citizens?
I'm sorry.
Do you not like that?
Oh, you don't like that?
Did you think we fucking like that?
Now that it's happening to you, all of a sudden you give a shit, huh?
Oh, is that what's going on?
This is cute.
Let's continue.
Seniors, our children, and our homes.
We've worked so hard on our own to secure.
We are at war, people.
Our communities are at war.
They are violating our communities.
And we asking that we have, we across the country, we asking that we have.
These are violent terrorist threats.
He's talking about war, isn't he?
He's wearing some kind of tactical military vest.
I expect a SWAT team any moment.
Oh, well, he's not, he is black, so I guess it's only if white guys say these things, right?
Demanding for office of black America or whatever you want to call it to deal with issues like this.
I did get placed on a wait list, but I was told that the immigrants was taking priority.
That's a story that a lot of people don't know, and it hurt me.
I'm like, oh, wait a minute.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Trantifa.
Tell the neo-Nazi black people to stop complaining about being xenophobic.
Go ahead.
I'm waiting.
Go right ahead.
We'll wait.
This goes on.
We've got a lot of this.
We're just getting started.
I understand we need to be humanitarian, but these people are that my participant are third and fourth generation Chicagoan, born, bred, fed, and raised here.
Interesting.
My grandmother, Mayor Brother Karen, rest in peace, always said, Craig, charity start their home first and then they go abroad.
Politically, having over 500 people in our community would completely wipe out any interest we have.
Many of these migrants have been dumped in our neighborhoods without a plan in place to monitor and house them long term.
I'm not selling nothing.
And I keep telling people.
If we sell, they're going to come in.
If we don't sell, we got to stand strong and come.
That's racist, Grandma.
She can't say that.
That's xenophobic racism.
She can't say that.
She's fucking going on anti-hate tomorrow morning.
I can't wait to read all about it.
I can't wait to see what the ADL says about these fucking anti-Semites.
That was basically Hitler, I heard.
That's what I heard.
Ridiculous.
That's not what we're like!
Yes, it is.
Your hypocrisy is to a level of cartoonish buffoonery that...
These people that we deal with are more ridiculous and unbelievable than this cartoon rabbit building a rocket.
That's more belie.
I believe this.
This is more grounded insanity to where I just fucking came from.
So this doesn't do anything for me.
Doesn't do anything at all.
Doesn't touch me in any way.
Boring.
You should try watching what's going on around you for once.
It's really nuts.
It's really something else.
I got to tell you.
I lost my window.
All right.
So that's good.
I like this.
You know, since it's being sold off again, but not sold off, but he's appointed a real interesting person to take over.
We'll get to that.
He does ask Elon, why does the media misrepresent interracial crime stats to such an extreme degree?
Yeah.
It's a great meme.
It says perspective is everything.
As you can see, there's a TV camera style little cartoon zooming just in on white on black crime.
You know, that's all that's on the screen.
Ooh, it looks big.
But if you look at the other numbers, it's really that's not the interesting number, is it?
The other, the biggest one is, you know, it says black on white crime, and what is that?
547,968 to 59,720.
So pretty one-sided, you know?
And then, of course, there's others here, but I guess that's why math and statistics are also racist, aren't they?
Because when you say that, when you say racism, systemic racism, that gives them the excuse to dismiss obvious statistics like this that go, well, then, interesting.
When you put it that way, that's not helpful to the agenda, is it?
It's not helpful.
So this gets buried.
This gets put away.
And it is interesting that he brought it up.
Why now?
This was in 2018.
This is where these statistics are from.
What?
A source, brawl?
Yeah, the FBI.
The Justice Bureau.
National Victimization Survey, 2018, Table 14. Or is it all just...
Dude, that's like, have you even heard of the fucking Justice Institute, bro?
That's like the Ku Klux Klan, bro.
That's not even real source, bro.
Okay, so that's why I don't care, right?
You're the source, bro?
Shut up.
Don't get eaten by spiders.
I don't care.
It says, the media's lies are getting innocent people killed and maybe inciting more anti-white violence than ever.
I agree.
I brought that up the last couple of streams.
All week, actually.
The media correlation with certain terms and phrases and verbiage correlating with, you know, instances of stuff happening.
To me, it seems to suggest that people are getting these ideas actually from the media and then acting upon them.
And then they accuse me of promoting things.
Oh, people are going to do something.
So I'm not allowed to present my point of view because you're worried how people will interpret it.
You don't seem to give a shit that, you know, how people interpret the things that you say.
And according to, you know, professionals, you're getting people killed.
while they accuse...
I'm going to get people killed.
You are getting people killed.
Excuse me.
This isn't even a pot and kettle situation.
This is a piece of garbage in a human being.
That's the difference.
Interracial murders against whites have reached extreme highs in FBI data in states with high black populations.
Throughout the South, about half of murder offenders against non-Hispanic whites in 2021 were black or Hispanic, an unprecedented fraction for as long as data exists.
Hmm.
Racially motivated crime against the systemic racism and all the white people and all of that shit you've been pumping into people's heads for the last 10 years, almost encouraging it, huh?
Seems like people are starting to reach kind of a buoyancy.
Isn't that weird?
At every story that they run, it's always some kind of, you know, more, more racism, while ignoring that the opposite is occurring all the time.
Hate-based murders are happening all the time, and people are noticing because it's their people in their community being murdered.
Like a little girl was shot the other day because her basketball rolled into the wrong lawn.
And it was like, ah, well, if it was the other way around, you know damn well.
So yeah, the media kills people.
And Elon's just commenting.
Interesting on all these things.
And yeah, this guy, this Jordan Neely guy, long criminal history, attacking people, arrested 44 times, you know.
He didn't do anything wrong.
He was a good boy.
No, he was a criminal.
He was a problem.
And he fucked with the wrong Marine.
Don't attack.
If you don't want to get killed, don't attack people.
That's our agreement.
That's the agreement of civilized society is that we don't need to use violence.
That's why it's a crime because we all agree that we're not going to do that.
Okay?
Those are the rules.
Got it?
All right.
So we're not going to do that.
So if someone decides, ah, fuck the rules, I'm going to do whatever I want and starts to fucking attack you, you are within your rights to be like, well, that's it.
The rules are gone now.
You broke the rules, and you're fucking threatening my existence.
People that don't understand that, like, did I have that video?
That was fucking, that's the perfect example.
I don't think I do, though.
I was watching a video on Twitter.
I think Karima had uploaded, at, like, whatever time.
Just these women just fighting in the street, and one of them just gets loose with the other one's on the ground and just fucking stomps her head.
That can kill you, just like that.
You can't, oh, why didn't you just do that?
That's not what fighting is.
Once the line has been crossed where we are now fucking in combat, if this is a stranger, you have to assume they very well could mean to murder you.
And it happens that fucking fast.
They could just stab you dead.
Or you land funny and bink, you get a boot in the back of the neck, and it's over.
It's the end of your life.
So when somebody puts their fucking hands on you, it's not a joke.
And the idea that this guy's some kind of a fucking victim is ridiculous.
He had it coming dozens of times.
He fucked with the wrong guy who did the right thing and locked him up.
Good night.
that isn't even like necessarily a lethal hold either so it's kind of weird that he did die but that Like he just sought him out and just like, meh, took him down with piano wire on the bus.
Like that's the world that the media is presenting to people that, you know, non-white people are just going about their business and random white dudes are just killing them for no reason.
That's what they believe is happening.
That's what they're telling everybody is happening.
So they're going out and going, I'm not taking it anymore and attacking people in revenge for something that's not even happening, which is then the media ignores their side of the problem and they're exacerbating and lighting the fires in both directions by encouraging this side to attack that side and then ignoring that side as it's being murdered.
So you're making both of them angry at each other, you know, while they accuse me of trying to foment violence.
This is their bread and butter.
This is what they do.
So are you accusing me of trying to be you?
I would never try to be you, media.
You're fucking gross.
You kill people for money.
You carry out the bidding of murderers and war criminals and psychopaths for money.
People die from the wrong information you deliberately present all of the time.
You think it's just a little white lie.
No, it's not.
It's an empire of lies that you participate in, and people die because of it from all the time.
A lot of friends of mine did.
Fucking war you sold us on?
Thanks for asking all the tough questions.
Thanks for making sure it was worth our lives.
It wasn't, and now they're dead.
Had we known all of this, we probably wouldn't have went there.
Common sense, right?
Whose job was it to figure that out?
Was it supposed to be mine, the 17-year-old kid?
It was my job, was it?
It's my fucking job to figure out what was going on.
And now these people have the fucking...
You're a bunch of odious dirtbags.
Do you have any fucking clue where I've been because of people like you, dude?
And you're going to odious dirtbag me, motherfucker?
Because I'm just one of the common people, right?
That's how they...
They don't give a shit, man.
Where is...
Yeah, this.
Where's the damn video?
Oh, maybe it's on Instagram.
It's throwing me all off today.
Remember this?
This is where I saw it.
It's got Rob's head in it.
It's one of these weird videos, but remember this.
We've come so far in the fight against COVID.
It's time to finish this pandemic for good.
So get vaccinated.
Vaccines are safe and effective for use.
Vaccines are the best way for you to protect yourself, your family, and your community.
Blah, blah, blah.
I'm a chill.
We're all in agreement.
This is not a partisan issue, so please get vaccinated.
Vaccines save lives.
Who's this guy?
Get the shot.
We're all.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you guys were real, you really went out of your way to make sure everybody knew what the fucking right thing to do was there, huh?
What else did you do?
What was the media doing at the same time, though?
There was like this, man.
I don't know.
It's such a black hole.
It's too bad the internet isn't forever.
Oh, wait, it is.
These civilized people, they'll eat each other.
You are the unvaccinated.
You are the problem.
It is the unvaccinated who are the problem.
Period.
End of story.
The only people that you can blame.
The only people you can blame.
This isn't shaming.
This is the truth.
Maybe they should be shamed.
But the unvaccinated.
I have to start blaming the unvaccinated folks, not the regular folks.
Anyone you came into contact with will blame you, as will the rest of us who've done the right thing by getting vaccinated.
Because frankly, we know that we can't trust the unvaccinated.
I think it's time to get our moral house in order, Anderson.
It's the unvaccinated who are the threat.
This vaccinated folks are going to start wearing masks to protect the unvaccinated folks.
It's called a Christian value.
Basically punishing the vaccinated for the sins of the unvaccinated.
People are not behaving honorably.
The unvaccinated are basically saying, well, it's open season for me.
I can do whatever I want as well.
The unvaccinated are basically beating their breasts, running around the country saying, ha, we don't care.
We're living free and so forth.
We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin.
The unvaccinated, a group that includes children and people acting like children.
And the rest of us are starting to get pissed off.
The vaccinated feel the unvaccinated are making me upset or angry.
This is not about freedom, your personal choice.
Well, my freedom is being kind of disturbed here.
No, screw your freedom.
The other day, Howard Stern waved in with a much different approach.
Take a look.
When are we going to stop putting up with the idiots in this country and just say now it's mandatory to get vaccinated?
You're treading on our freedom and you're making other people sick.
And really, you're killing other people.
The anti-vaxxers, they seem to have a thing for death and home remedies.
The anti-maskers turned anti-vaxxers are not just putting their own lives at risk.
If that was the issue, we could just say that we can watch them compete to win placers show in the Darwin Awards.
We have to start doing things for the greater good of society and not for idiots who think that they can do their own research.
And don't get me started on the lunatics who won't take any of the COVID vaccines.
Life is too short to be an ass.
Life is way too short to be ignorant of the promise of something that is helping people worldwide.
Maybe you're doing it because you're disconnected or disorganized.
Maybe you have some sympathetic psychological reasons.
But maybe you're just being antisocial.
Oh, you can't shame them.
You can't call them stupid.
You can't call them silly.
Yes, they are.
Those who are not vaccinated.
Delicious, isn't it?
End up paying the price.
The unvaccinated should be taxed.
They should pay more for health care.
We need to start looking at the choice to remain unvaccinated, the same as we look at driving while intoxicated.
We're going to see an unsignal homeless in two types of America.
Dr. Fauci said that if hospitals get any more overcrowded, they're going to have to make some very tough choices about who gets an ICU back.
That choice doesn't seem so tough to me.
Vaccinated person having a heart attack?
Yes, come right on in.
We'll take care of you.
Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo?
Rest in peace, Weezy.
Pointing back to the unvaccinated who are really creating a problem in this country, every death that we are seeing from COVID could have been prevented.
Literally, the only people dying are the unvaccinated.
And for those of you spreading misinformation, shame on you.
Shame on you.
I don't know how some of you sleep at night.
How do you think he's sleeping at night?
Is he still sleeping at all?
Is he even alive?
Some of those people aren't alive anymore.
Oh, well!
Tried to warn you, but you were just so much smarter than me, weren't you?
You were just trusting the science and experts agree.
And we should put all you people in fucking camps.
Remember that?
I remember that.
We are always gonna remember that.
Reginald!
Get the T-Boys.
Y-T-F-N-O-T says fuck right now.
We're gonna find out, right?
No, it's not the fucking health.
That's been burnt.
There are 660 serious efforts of death.
15 deaths permanently disabled.
348 not recovered.
And 290 recovered.
That's just what's reported.
Mine wasn't nor anyone I know.
No.
But it's not happening.
Right, Rachel?
It's all a dream.
Something's wrong, just the light.
Here's not tonight.
I'm the sandman.
It's time to wake up, bitch.
You got bills to pay!
*shrie*
We got a long day ahead for you.
I want to go back in the pod.
so Dr. Jennstein says, why aren't all these assholes getting their shot every three or four or six months?
I know.
They've changed the science again.
Oh, okay, never mind.
You don't have to get it every six months forever.
Because that was what they were doing, and some people just skipped it, and they weren't getting it.
Something else I've noticed that just kind of hit me earlier was where are all the vaccine emojis?
And the statuses and stuff.
Like when I was going through, like when I said it was on Twitter, and I was like, where's all the where there's a lot where they go?
Where is all the vaccine emojis showing me how many vaccines these people have had?
Because there was a lot not very long ago, even six months ago.
They're all good.
Aren't you proud?
Aren't you proud of your accomplishment?
Of your achievement?
Of your heroism?
Doing since they ran away with the Ukraine flags.
Yeah, that's that's about the current thing got over and you got bored, huh?
Except yours has permanent effects.
Especially the ones that were like, hey, I'm gonna fucking force people.
I'm gonna make their lives hell if they don't.
You're going straight to hell.
Straight, straight in, straight into Colbert's mouth.
Check that spider still there.
It says complete intentional genocide.
I feel bad for the people that believe the propaganda.
I know, man.
It was hard.
Like, we try to get through to people and you know it happens.
It was one of the guys I was talking to earlier, like a friend of his was cancer-free for years, four or five years, and had to go because you had to, or else you saw you were the devil incarnate.
If you didn't get it, you were horrible and worse than Hitler, and you had to die.
You're not going to be on a plane or a train.
They say, I'm not going to die.
All of that.
So, yeah, he's dying of cancer again.
Came back very quickly after he got did his due duty.
His due diligence as a good citizen of the global regime.
And his reward is he's wasting away tonight.
Sounds like he's going to be dead soon.
He's like 42?
Like, that's an oopsie, hey?
Okay.
And it's worse, like, for the guys that get left behind.
Like, his buddy is like, he's like, fuck, I should have listened to you.
It's like, a lot of good that does us now, you know?
But it's so sad, you know what I mean?
And it's like, we all have to make our own choices, and you can't force people.
And all you can do is, you know, if you believe in something and you're trying to help somebody, and you just do the best you can and try to, you know, if they don't want to do it, they don't want to do it.
If they don't want to listen, they don't want to listen.
You can't force people.
You do what you can, and that's it.
You can't, you know.
Free will exists, and people have to make their own choices.
And you can't, I wouldn't want somebody to take that away from me, you know.
I would want, but the choices I make, I want them to be mine.
That's very important.
Then you know you have your life and not one that someone has laid out for you instead, which is what the government does every day.
It tells you what choices to make.
So it's building for you the life that it wants you to have.
How many of your decisions are even your decisions?
You know?
Are you doing this because you want to or because you have to?
Or you feel like you have to.
Or you're supposed to.
Or you're supposed to.
And how are we supposed to forget about stuff like that?
People losing their family members, their friends, their children, their parents.
And we have to sit here and be talking like we're idiots common people by some rich,
soft-handed baby who just wants to do communism a little bit faster.
Yes, it is broken.
What we see especially broken is the immigration system, which leaves a million immigrants waiting longer than the acceptable wait time to get into Canada.
Oh, that's the problem, is it?
What's the housing crisis you keep crying about again?
There's not enough room.
A 35-year-old living in his mother's basement.
In his mother's basement, because he can't afford a home.
Yeah, so the extra million people are going to fucking go where then they just say things that they think is going to sound good.
That's it.
There's very little going on in there except how do I win at this stupid game for me, for my interests.
Here's another one of their big shows.
Here's just another one.
Here's another big wig.
You don't know who this is?
Probably know all the hockey players, though, don't you?
If you don't know and you're like one of these conservative people, this is one of the people that's making your decisions for you because you were busy doing whatever you were doing.
I remember the first time someone explained what gender identity and gender expression meant to me.
I remember it clearly.
It was right after I was elected in 2011.
And I remember being shocked at myself for not understanding this, given the level of severity that it means for me as a legislator not to get that.
So I think it's probably worth having that discussion here today to remind people.
The term sex refers to biological differences, chromosomes, hormonal profiles, internal and external sex organs.
I'm quoting from a paper from an Australian university.
The term gender describes the characteristic of the public.
Oh, thank you, because we were confused about that part.
Thank you for pointing out that that part about the two different sexes is information from a university.
Thank you very much.
Please continue, Your Majesty.
...that a society or culture delineates as masculine or feminine.
So while your sex as male or female is a biological definition that is the same in any culture, what that sex means in terms of your gender role in society can be quite different cross-culturally.
These gender roles have an impact on the health of an individual.
Okay.
In sociological terms, gender role refers to the characteristics and behaviors that different cultures attribute to the sexes.
It's very important for us to understand this.
She has no idea what she's reading.
She's like pausing between pages and just like, oh yeah, okay, I'm supposed to say this.
This is embarrassing.
Because our understanding of gender roles and our notion of gender is in fact fluid.
Is it?
I look at myself today.
I'm standing in the House of Commons.
I'm a cisgendered woman.
Only a few decades ago, as I stand here in pants, advocating for my community as a divorced woman, as a woman without children.
So a mega victim.
Got it.
Yeah, good for you.
You're a victim.
I think about how I would have been perceived and what my role as in gender would have been decades ago.
I wouldn't have had the right to stand here.
Our rights are so precious and they're so fragile.
What is she talking about?
Like, I want to be like, excuse me, can we get the hysterical woman out, please?
She's crying about nonsense.
I mean, we've got things to do.
Gender, I don't know.
The Russians are building submarines.
Sweetheart.
Do you understand what's going on?
Okay?
Do you need somebody to hug you?
We're running a country here, okay?
This is a whole fucking country that we're trying to fucking manage here responsibly, like adults, because people's lives are affected by it.
So if you're going to stand there and put on some fucking personal waterworks show because some communist gobbledygook triggered some kind of unhappy memory in your childhood when daddy didn't come to your fucking soccer game, I'm sorry.
We don't have time.
We have other...
Get the fuck out is something someone could have said.
And for us as legislators, if we cannot acknowledge when inequality exists, and if we cannot rectify that, then we are doing something wrong.
*cough*
My rights as a woman, my equality, who challenged the norms assigned to my gender by society, and who still challenge those norms today, and ensure that those challenges are remedied by reflection in law.
The right to vote.
Discrimination based on gender.
Doesn't exist.
Sexual harassment.
Very rare.
Equal pay for equal work.
You already have it.
And there is so much more work to be done.
No, there's not.
Yet I am so far ahead than our members in the trans community in Canada are.
The reality is that many people who do not conform to the gender roles associated with the sex they were assigned with in birth, they don't do that.
This is not a defect.
This is not an illness.
This is an expression of our uniqueness and of our humanity against what others in our society may pressure us to conform to be.
And nobody, nobody in Canada and nobody in the world should face discrimination for living their personal truth.
Really?
Nobody?
What about me?
Huh?
What about my personal truth?
Somehow, I feel like there would be a problem there with that.
These people are such hypocrites.
As legislators, we need to understand.
How many times did she say as legislators?
Was this a new word she learned this week?
Oh my God, that's like totally, is that like what I do?
Am I like a legislator now?
Legislator.
Yeah, that's me.
I love that.
That sounds so important.
And acknowledge that great discrimination does, in fact, occur because of this.
Oh, man.
And these guys sit around and they go, oh, man, we just got to get the libs out.
Do you have any fucking clue what's going on, dude?
Don't, you don't know.
You don't know what's going on.
Okay.
Get the libs out means an empty building.
So I'm with you there.
They're all bad.
You can't support one of the bad ones to get rid of the other bad ones.
So then the bad ones to, it's all the same.
You're trading one rotten fruit for an orange.
Here's my rotten apple.
I'll take a rotten orange instead.
They're both.
Nope.
No, no good.
What about rotten peach?
Nope.
No rotten.
How about no rotten?
There's lots of fruit around that's not rotten.
Can we have any of that?
No, no.
No, the emperor has decreed that you will only get this stuff.
So that's what they're concerned.
That's what they've been concerned with.
It's a big problem.
It's been a long time.
Oh, the libs, bro.
No, no, all of them.
All of them.
Now, this is something.
This isn't happening either.
Where is this?
There are meatballs here.
The butterman himself.
He's a butterman.
He's the butterman.
And there's, what's this?
Some kind of something's being opened?
Pay particular attention to this woman here on the far right.
I think it's a great, it's part of our strategy to, as the Premier says, not just either or, but we can do all these things.
We can build homes, we can build hospitals, transit here in Durham, and we can get things done and provide entertainment and environmentally friendly activities for people right here in Durham.
Thanks very much.
Just another person falling down randomly for no reason.
All the time.
Sure.
Yeah, you did that.
Admire your fucking work, Fatty.
Look at what you did, you fat piece of garbage.
You like that?
That's on you.
That's on you, guts.
Yeah.
Mm.
Pretend to care now.
Think of something fast.
Pretend to care.
I hope she's doing all right.
There you go.
That's right.
No, you won't.
Try and remember what you're here for.
Move on.
Quick.
Quick.
What was it?
Not sure.
Think of something.
Come on.
Maybe we'll just take a question.
Hi, Premier Forage.
Okay, good.
I'm going to break the silence and ask you a question.
I also hope she's doing fine.
Oh, yeah, you do?
No, you don't.
That's more chicken talk again.
I am the good person.
I am the yes.
All the thoughts and prayers.
Don't do anything.
Don't ever do anything.
Just bu-bucket debuckety buck.
Just do that.
Just make high-pitched chicken noises.
Put on Facebook filters.
Hashtag things.
But don't ever do anything.
The chicken people.
Do what they say or you're racist.
Well, we'd better listen to them.
They're very respectable.
I can't wait to live under a poultry dictatorship.
Yeah.
Crayon Minister says, you know who can't report adverse events?
People who already died.
Yeah.
CRJ says, for your guy's friend, mycancerstory.rocks, R-O-C-K-S, says, Ivermectin, Fenben, baking soda, et cetera, alkaline diet, cancer isn't a death sentence.
Well, hopefully we'll pass that on.
I'll message them later.
You never know.
I would try anything.
Why wouldn't you?
Try everything if you're fucking dying anyway, right?
Blam says, cisgendered woman.
You mean normal?
Yes, I know, right?
How disgusting how cocked this EPC is.
They've been like this forever.
That was like 10 years ago.
That was old footage.
This wasn't recent.
It's been this.
It'd be like this out here, man.
It's been like this out here, man.
You've been sleeping.
And we've been out here with the spiders.
Living in the land of spiders.
On Conspiracy Mountain.
You need to catch up.
Things are very dark.
YTF Non says maybe if she wasn't divorced and childless, she'd have someone to hug her.
Woof.
Woof!
*laughs*
Hope she's not watching.
I bet they do.
I bet some of them do.
They're such narcissists, and I've attacked so many of them.
There's probably like a fucking club of them now.
Are you serious fucking sad about me, Rachel?
Are you serious fucking sad about me, Rachel?
Are you serious?
Yes, yes, tweet about it.
Tweet some more.
Good for you.
E.J. Roby says every government from, every government form still has an M or F box to check, just saying, you know, not cisgendered, you're female.
I know, this is what they do.
They teach you these new terms that don't mean anything.
Oh.
It's like the devil tailor-made a system to dismantle society brick by brick.
And that's what Marxism is.
That's what cultural Marxism is and communism is.
It's the blueprint to deconstruct civilization.
Every aspect of it is rooted in malevolence.
Its sole purpose is to enslave.
It's very, very evil and dark.
And they make jokes about it.
Like it's not.
Like it hasn't killed 100 million people.
Every time this kind of thinking takes over, it's a disaster.
Almost like its sole intent.
That's what it was designed to do.
You know, if you stumbled across an alien tool of some kind, and it just had one button, it was just a ball with a button on it, and you press the button, and a fucking apple tree just grows in the ground right there.
Boop, there it is.
You're like, oh, fuck.
You do it a few more times.
Apple tree, apple tree, apple tree, apple tree, apple tree, apple tree.
Oh, look, another apple tree.
And then eventually, you conclude, well, you know what?
I guess that's just what it does.
It makes apple trees.
You know what communism makes?
Dead people.
Same idea.
That wasn't real co-the real apple trees.
Those aren't real piles of dead bones and bodies and massacres and total fucking insane groupthink that demands everyone conform to the whole or else it destroys and purges everyone.
And then when it does destroy all of its enemies, it looks internally for more enemies.
On and on and on it goes forever until it cannibalizes itself and there's nothing left but a pile of ruin and bones and death where once stood a civilization.
That's what it does.
That's what it is, okay?
So that's what you're doing when you're passing out these fucking communist handbooks to children.
You're like, hey kids, have you tried the devil?
Let's try death and murder and blood and horror.
You want to live in that?
Come down to our fucking gay orgy for underage kids.
It's over at Bernie's Mansion.
Madam Breezy says, bust out the tiny violin for the swing.
You guys like the tiny violin?
Jen Stein says, every time you make the chicken joke, I think of Derek Hopi as well.
He's great.
I was just talking to him just before I came on.
Does he have them for eggs or meat?
They will be egg-laying hens.
Eggbirds.
Then we don't know.
Ozzy is trying to eat them.
He doesn't know how to get in yet.
He hasn't given up.
He probably won't be able to figure out how, but he probably won't give up for a while.
So it's a race.
Ozzy's will versus Derek's construction power.
What is stronger?
What will stand the test of time?
Ozzy's probably given up already.
He's probably just laying there on his back, staring at the sky.
Crayon Minister says, this wasn't real capitalism.
There was once, there once was a capitalism where families and four kids paid zero income tax and money was backed by gold.
Guess where?
It wasn't exactly backed by gold.
Was it?
Well, like, kind of.
Distract him with a Rachel pillow.
That could do it.
Yeah, that may.
He may need to bring a few of those to keep him away from the chickens.
That's the only thing that gets him more excited than the chickens is that Rachel pillow.
He loves it.
He's gone through one already.
That's what he told me.
Derek, not the dog.
That would be strange.
Just going to make sure I didn't miss anything.
Get rewarded stuff.
Where are we at?
219.
Great.
Good.
How's everybody doing?
There he is.
Ozzy will grow to love the chickens, he says.
He says that.
We'll see.
He might.
If he starts cuddling them, that might be strange.
All right.
What else makes me mad?
There's a lot of stuff here that makes me mad.
Speaking of the cult of death, the other side, apparently there's a conservative bill to say protect pregnant women.
Now, from what I understand, this bill is actually increases and stiffens penalties for things like assault, crime, anything against women, but if they're also pregnant.
So it's worse, like way worse if you do it to a pregnant woman, which I don't think is outrageous.
I think that's reasonable.
That makes sense.
I agree.
That is worse, right?
What's worse than that?
Well, a pregnant woman?
Much worse.
And they cited a couple examples.
These two women were beaten to death.
One of them was lit on fire.
18-year-old was killed by a man who repeatedly hit her in the head with a hammer or similar object.
And a 31-year-old was killed by a man who strangled her, cut her throat, poured gasoline on her, and set her house on fire.
Nice.
And they said, Canada needs this Violence Against Pregnant Women Act, but we need to ensure the criminals who kill or attack, attack or kill a pregnant woman can be sentenced appropriately by our courts.
The sentence should match the crime what is their issue with this they think it's about abortion so they're just fighting it is that really how how is this how fucking dumb we've become this comes despite the fact bill C-11 would not in any way regulate or ban abortion the word abortion is also not mentioned anywhere in the bill but they think it's about abortion so they're oh my god they're mentally ill who cares who cares what mentally
ill people think i don't care i don't care that's something else they're crying about they talk about being mental like mentally ill like it's like it's some kind of disadvantage it it is yes it is would you would you say being uh do you think having cancer is an advantage well it's not a disadvantage oh i would disagree ask someone that has cancer hey do you want to keep this or would you rather not have it do you feel disadvantaged at life in any way yes i'm dying yeah that sucks
right just because i mentally just because i'm schizophrenic just because i'm fucking my brain is made of soup from communist gobbledygook and chemicals and toxins and fucking just because i think i'm a bird named sarah and i should take showers with her children doesn't mean you're out you're completely out of your mind you're full like you're maximum insane how much more insane like
what's maximum what's more maximum insane than being a someone that thinks they're the opposite sex and then decides because the world won't accept what is obviously not true, I am going to go to a school full of children and shoot the children to make a point.
And we are supposed to entertain these people that think along these kinds of terms.
This is someone that we should, well, we need to come to negotiate it.
You need to contain that because it's a threat.
That's like a wild animal loose in town biting people.
You don't, that needs to be dealt with.
Not given room to grow and roam around town.
The answer isn't leave your door.
The dog just feels trapped in the town, and that's why he's biting people.
He's just really claustrophobic.
So everybody should open their doors and make them feel welcome.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Encourage more.
Let's encourage more of the insane behavior that led to the deaths of little children in revenge for something that doesn't exist.
Good.
Yes.
Brilliant.
You've done it again!
Mmm!
PSU faculty member attacked Billboard Chris.
There he is on the Timcast.
Look at him go.
You see what.
Like this.
Well, you even do anything, bro.
This guy just started with a sign.
He just put on a sign and just started going to work and being like, hey, this is nonsense.
Now he's everywhere.
Like he's.
The amount of impact he's had, the amount of things he's learned along the way and other people he's helped understand what this is.
This guy's like on a one-man crusade against the gobbledygook and he's winning.
And we have people that want to sit at home and criticize others trying to do things, doing stuff, and also like, what do you want me to even do?
This took him years, by the way.
Years.
Years.
"Oh, you can't even wear a seat in your own city, bro?" "You can't even-" "Shut up." The fake pretend right wing needs to be annihilated.
Like, like, beaten into submission.
Like, you guys are pathetic, and all you do is lose, and all you will do is, all you will ever do is lose.
You're not just losing, you're losing.
It's a rout.
It's not even, it's embarrassing to watch.
It's not a tight fight at all.
It's like we're calling in.
I'm throwing in the towel.
We're calling a stoppage, okay?
You're going to die.
You can't even see where you're going.
You're punching yourself half the time.
You're falling down.
You're seeing things that aren't there, you know?
They're walking circle.
They're cheating and nobody even cares.
And you're like, oh, if I just fight honorably.
Oh, my God, man.
If I resort to violence, then that means they win.
Because they're not even fat, you know, dumpster people playing World of Warcraft.
That's where all the badasses.
Everybody knows that.
We just need to migrate them here faster.
We need to do it faster.
You want to hear what this CSIS agent has to say?
Because there's a little hearing going on right now about this whole idea that our government is bought by other people, foreigners, foreign countries, one of them, namely China, not the only one.
There's another story later I wanted to talk about how Canada's been very resistant, much like America was, to the registry of foreign agents, where you have to register as a representative, an agent of a foreign state, power, government, corporation, whatever.
You're acting on behalf of someone's interests and in the interest of transparency in the view of the public and for everyone.
You're going to declare that openly, lest you be a criminal.
You understand?
If we catch you doing that and you're a criminal and we're going to put you in prison for a long time.
So you're going to tell us if you're a foreign, you know, that's how this is going to work, okay?
Otherwise, you're basically a fucking spy.
A spy and a foreign influencer who we have no control.
We can't surveil.
We don't know what you're up to.
And you seem to just be able to do whatever you want.
That's obviously no good.
People are obviously going to take advantage of that.
So JFK tried to enact that system, and then his head exploded.
So since then, people have been kind of hesitant to do the whole thing.
Problem is, it leads to situations kind of like this.
Phil indulge me.
I'm suggesting that we should cut the numbers of diplomats in place.
Why I'm suggesting that we should cut the numbers of diplomats in place here in Canada.
There's no reason to have so many diplomats with a country that doesn't want to do business with us.
We have a trade deficit.
We sold a company, Nexen, in Alberta, for $15 billion.
We're not even capable to buy a corner store in China.
So this discrepancy between the relationship doesn't sort of generate or justify, I should say, to have so many diplomats other than some people are favoring China for the wrong reason.
Now, you mentioned in your opening comments a series of points kind of to beef up our legal framework.
The first one, you talked about a mandatory process for candidates, for staff, with a signed declaration with the threat of criminal proceedings.
What sanctions would you propose in terms of the criminal proceedings?
How strong of a jail time?
Because we're close to treason here, literally.
So I say jail time.
Now, the size of the jail time would be judged by jurisprudence and by our system, but definitely jail time.
No fine, no suspended sentences or anything of that nature.
Why I'm suggesting I muted myself, didn't I?
I said, somebody's saying it out loud.
And then I said he was based.
That's all you missed.
I fucking caught it that time.
Spider powers, guys.
The way of the spider.
I can see things as they're happening, before they happen, and after they happen.
I have the eight eyes of the spider.
How many eyes do they have?
That's how Many I have now.
Cutting Drauger said, Someone offered an inverter to Derek.
Let him know he might want to make sure he uses a pure sine wave inverter for Starlink.
A modified wave inverter may damage it.
Oh, okay, Mr. Data.
I have no idea what that means at all.
And I'm just happy that we now live in the Star Trek era where people can say a sentence like that.
And it probably actually, that's real, but I don't, I mean, it's Star Trek to me.
The star, like, they could, listen to this sentence.
He may need a Pursine wave inverter for his Starlink.
A modified wave inverter may damage the sign wave inverter of the Starlink.
Fucking photon torpedoes.
I didn't...
Yeah, it's out of control.
Did you get all that, Derek?
I'll check it out, he says.
I'll look into that.
I need a fucking wave inversion for the Kentucky Derby beam.
That's what I would say.
And they'd be like, get your dad.
Get your dad.
We don't want to talk to you.
All right.
I got all those.
Am I all caught up?
Fed spiders are.
There probably are Fed spiders, man.
Oh, just a little bit of treason.
It's not a big deal.
And the bull does.
This goes on for a minute.
No, there's another one.
This is a different clip.
It is also caused by our own candidate, elected official, political staff that are either naïve or calculate intentionally to gain power with the assistance of the Chinese government.
The Chinese intelligence service are so good at it because they understand the electoral system, the weakness of the human being, and their work is on long-term gain.
So today, I want to be very clear, and I want to be very clear.
We can prove that every federal government, from Mr. Mulroney to Mr. Trudeau, have been compromised by agent of the Communist China.
Every government were in form at one point.
Everyone!
Every government.
Let me just break this down for you.
As we drink in this collective milkshake, guys, you ready to drink this milkshake?
Because it's going to...
I mean, it's bittersweet.
But it is one that we should drink.
Just so we're clear.
The guy that works for a long time.
You know?
Remember the people saying, Trust Caesar, you know, has said that since how long ago?
Every government since is you must consider compromised by other foreign powers.
I.e., we are not in control of our government.
I.e., our federal politics, our policies, our culture itself is being driven from behind enemy lines, from beyond our borders.
Other people who are not us are making decisions for us.
And you can't vote the libs out because they're all part of it.
That's the fucking situation you're in.
Chinese intelligence service are so good at it because they understand the electoral system, the weakness of the human being, and their work is on long-term gain.
So today, I want to be very clear, and I want to be very clear.
We can prove that every federal government, from Mr. Mulroney to Mr. Trudeau, have been compromised by agent of the Communist China.
Every government were in form at one point or another.
Every government choose to ignore CISO's warning either by negligence, self-interest, or partnership.
Partnership, sir.
Every government were infiltrated by agents of veterans.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you guys.
I'm somewhere else in my mind right now.
I knew I knew.
And when the bandwagon hail to the team, who that won the candidate you love?
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no senator.
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate ones.
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand.
Lord, don't they help themselves, y'all?
But when the tax man comes to the door, Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yeah.
It ain't me.
Crayon ministers as missile affords reroute field power to sine wave inverters and throttle stalling field coils to maximum interweb.
T. Earl Grey.
Hot.
Zabu Gooses pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
No, he's not up to no good.
likes you.
You can trust the bad guys by voting the bad guys back in.
Obviously, right?
How much can you give?
The only answer was more than I'm willing to give right now.
And fuck you!
I'm the Canadian state!
Go fuck yourself!
And start to death!
I hope you all don't die!
Go fuck yourself!
I ain't no fortunate part!
Yeah, me!
Canada rules now.
We're offering expedited made.
Oh, God.
That's so that's all, everybody.
Back to the hockey games.
Hey, you guys, the government's been taken over by the Chinese like a long time ago.
We're totally compromised.
We have no good.
The fucking leafs in the habs, bye?
Oh, Okay.
Well, I'm going to move away now.
Good luck.
Oh, well.
Don't be racist.
Jenstein says puppeteer is W-E-F-W-H-O.
Puppeteer.
Do you mean a specific person?
Or do you mean the organization itself?
Oh, now they've got Twitter again.
That's good.
I don't care.
I'm banned for life.
You can still see Twitter.
Like, you don't need a Twitter account to see what's on Twitter.
It's very easy to navigate.
Stupid.
God, what else?
What are we at?
Okay, we're closing in.
We may not need the little violin, but we may have to bring it back.
We don't know.
Play it for the future of this country, I guess.
It's going so well, everybody.
Some may say, some, by some standards, including mine, that a recession is already underway.
No, you don't say.
According to the real estate news platform, Better Dwelling, a real GDP per capita recession occurs every two consecutive quarters of real GDP per capita contractions.
It's gone down two quarters in a row, half a year.
That means economy is officially shrinking.
It's going down.
You're getting poorer.
Oh, no.
Canada is exploding population growth via surges in immigration that Peeps really wants to make fast come faster.
We need to displace you out of your own cities and towns faster.
We're not making it bad enough fast enough for you.
We need the new normal to happen faster, faster, faster than the price of milk.
Faster than a speeding milk cow is how fast they want it to be.
Could be skewing the real estate of the economy when measured by aggregate GDP, the most common measure when reporting recessions.
Oh, is this the same guy again?
Last time he's like, oh, everything's fine.
There's definitely not going to be a total fucking apocalyptic collapse.
Wait, why would you say that?
We were just asking.
We just want to know where the bathroom was.
Are you okay?
No, no, no, everything's fine.
I'm totally fine.
And there's definitely no reason to get a bomb shelter in New Zealand.
It's not anything anybody needs to do.
Okay, we'll leave you to it there, John.
I don't think that guy's doing okay.
That's the banker.
That's the banker.
While we continue to see long-term value in Canadian banks and are not concerned with their solvency, we do anticipate near-term pressures will continue to mount and gain and weigh on sentiment.
So things are going to continue to get worse?
Yep, definitely.
And you're not worried?
No, no, no, no.
Don't worry about it.
And I can trust you why?
Ah, you shouldn't.
At least he's honest.
Oh, I keep getting all my windows mixed up.
Rasmus and Paul, I did that.
You know what I want to do?
I might get the chat again.
It's been a little while.
It's been a few days.
I might regret it.
Some of you people are completely out of your mind.
Like in America.
Hey, hey, don't worry, America or Canada.
You pick on Canada too because it's easy, but America has them too.
They have dumb bimbos as well.
The president should make it easier for businesses to hire illegal immigrants.
Yes, it should be easier for businesses to hire criminal aliens that are there in the country illegally taking advantage of your nation's resources, which are built and sustained by the hard work, labor, and taxation of your citizens.
And you think your citizens should just foot the bill for somebody that just fucking showed up illegally, of course.
Why do you have a job?
Man, it's really just, it's really almost all over, isn't it?
New Yorkers and small businesses have made clear that we are ready to employ our migrant neighbors.
Yes, and prosecute people for defending themselves on subways and ignoring murders and terrorism and just degenerately, you know, move down into hellscape.
Hell's Kitchen is going to be a really apt name, I think, in New York in not very long.
Maybe that's where the cannibalizing will happen.
Many asylum seekers want to work.
That's not the point.
the jobs, the American jobs that exist are for Americans to have.
Okay.
Cause that's how this, That's why you're here.
Do you know where you are?
Do you know what job you have?
This isn't a homeless shelter.
Okay, this is a country.
Again, we have important things to do.
You can.
Fuck.
The Twitter.
The new Twitter CEO.
Do we want to go into that?
And then these last two are just really, just really gnah.
You want to see something nice?
Do something nice.
Don't say it.
I never show you anything nice, will you?
Come on.
I never really thought I would see it.
I'm kind of surprised.
But it turns out the younger generations are a little feisty.
This is thousands of kids.
I think they estimated the crowd to the 7,000 on a pro-life march in Ottawa.
Four lanes wide, a few city blocks long.
They haven't rounded the corner yet.
Almost got taken out.
They say March for Life, yeah.
We are the pro-life.
Mighty, mighty pro-life.
And if you can't hear us, we'll speak a little louder.
Everywhere we go, people always ask us to come back.
Who we are.
It's not on the news for some reason.
We are the pro-life.
Mighty, mighty pro-life.
just totally ignored, actually.
We're just not here.
Don't you dare say.
You better move.
Don't we be falling deep in the face?
You know who we are?
We're going deep in the face.
We're going deep in the face.
We are so light.
Ay!
Ay!
Looks like I got some fight in them somewhere.
We're going to need another lockdown.
We're going to need another emergency.
Some people still care a little bit.
Shut that down.
Get that out of here.
Teenager, once again, Josh Alexander.
Is it him or is it his brother?
Let's tow with them.
Let's tow with them and they're up to no good.
They're both rotten.
Rotten bastards.
The demon children.
I'm telling you.
Tried to go into, like, this is similar.
protest is going on.
There's people gathering for this and he has a different experience.
He is not trespassing.
Get your hands off me.
Do you know who this is?
Get your hands off me.
He's allowed in.
Get your hands off me.
He's trespassing, you see.
Get your hands off me.
I'm not trespassing the hill.
Out.
Get your hands off me.
You're asked to leave, Rachel.
Get your hands off me.
He's not trespassing.
Why am I being asked to leave?
Because you just got told you've got trespassing.
Please leave.
Why?
You got told!
Because I said so.
Show me the trespass.
Show me the trespass.
Off the hill.
Show me the trespass.
Off the hill.
Share this.
Share this.
This is Josh Alexander, not Nicholas Alexander.
And both those trespasses.
Both those trespasses.
He doesn't need to idea.
And both those trespasses have now expired.
They are 100 days old.
They're expired.
Show me my trespass.
You're wrong.
Show me the trespass.
Off the hill now.
Show me the trespass.
Respect my father!
I'm going to put hands on a minor again?
It's his brother Nick, guys.
Some of you know deadlift dust.
You know it's the wrong guy.
They don't care.
You guys do this every time.
He's not Nick.
But what?
He is not Nick.
You guys, we're trying to have a lot of dick sucking competition here.
We're trying to put dicks on our mouths.
And you guys coming in here with your cameras and stuff, guys, and your Bibles, it's making me feel bad.
And I just, listen, man, I need jiz in my beard right now, okay?
I need it.
I need it to happen right now, and you're delaying that.
You're in the way, man, okay?
I'm trying to have hot dick in my face right now, kid, okay?
And you're in the way of that, okay?
So you're going to have to leave right now.
Because we're trying to party here.
And you're just, you know, you're just kidding on the vibe, okay?
So you're trespassing.
You gotta go.
You can't compel somebody.
Show me a piece of ID that shows me that you're not your brother.
have to prove you're not someone else now.
Like, I'm just, like, you know, you know, you know, you know, This guy has trouble with USB ports, doesn't he?
He's like putting them in the wrong way like forever before he figures it out.
He's one of those guys, isn't he?
No ID either.
Show me something that's not.
You want a fake ID?
Show me ID.
You are a moron, is what you are, guy.
We try to be respectful with you guys.
We try to be quite good.
He's like, nah.
Like, oh, it's a fake ID, is it?
You intercepted him.
You grabbed me.
You grabbed him.
You did grab him.
You did grab him.
You put hands all over him.
Give me my ID back.
Give him his ID.
What a fucking circus this is.
You just saw the name.
You just saw the name.
Wait.
You saw the name.
Give me a fake.
This is so embarrassing, man.
This is awesome.
This is awesome.
You guys are all my colleagues.
Give my ID back.
You guys are goons.
You have been trespassing.
Oh, the tiny woman commander has arrived now.
100 days is over.
100 days is over maintenance.
Excuse me.
Somebody watch Monty.
This goon has already.
He is not trespassed.
They just confirmed.
You're the goon that flew up around before.
A bunch of goons.
Like, all that because respect my authority.
Yeah, they're like, oh my God.
Back to blue man.
Back to fucking blue man.
Back to fucking blue man.
Don't make it uncomfortable for us.
We really hate it.
Listen, you know why they do that?
We know we're pieces of shit, and we know we're not, but you're making it worse.
We need rub our faces in it.
It really hurts our feelings.
And this would just be a lot easier if you guys would just let us fucking stomp you quietly.
No.
Fuck off.
Jenstein says, trans women are rabbit people.
Minor attracted people have feelings too.
I hope so.
Dr. Jenstein says, I stand for the common people.
The common people and the common things outside doing common events.
You know, the noises and their funny hats and costumes and ancient traditional garbs that they honored me by letting they let me wear one, you know, and I got to stand there amongst their strange wizardry, a clan of high priests, and we clapped and they said some strange Indian tones I didn't quite understand.
But I've got some mud on my shoe if you'd like to look at it.
It's real mud from outside the gilded walls of the palladium with the common people.
Can you imagine it, Sebastian?
Oh, I was a brave man that day.
The crowning achievement of My political career.
I really shined that day, Sebastian.
I really did.
I was with the common people, mud on my shoe.
I really made a point.
I uploaded it to the internet right away.
I was so excited, Sebastian.
You know, you remember the story.
I giggled all the way home to lie on my bed of money and death.
But how clever I am.
Sebastian hates you.
He wants to live with me.
I want to go live with my real dad.
The spiders belong to me now.
Yeah, not even imported shoe mud.
Like, not even the fake stuff that people put on at parties where they pretend to be normal people.
That's what they do for Halloween.
They dress up like, look at me, I'm a farmer.
I'm an oil man.
Like, they don't even know what the jobs are called.
Rich people parties.
They put pretend dirt on because they don't even know where to get real dirt.
Where does someone find mud anyway?
I've never seen any before.
I think you could get it at...
So they're buying fake mud.
It's just dirt.
It's just mud from some fucking ditch in Quebec.
And they're like, whoa, it's long lifelike.
Look at me.
I'm just like a regular common person.
Oh, look, I'm eating it.
Well, they don't eat it, Martha.
Don't they?
Let's ask Peeps.
He's had some time with them.
Oh, it's marvelous.
They had strange hats and there was mud.
I couldn't wait to report back that I had the bravery to stand with a field of people.
The common Sikh Indian Canadian people.
The common people.
Yes, the very common.
Totally common.
Basically 71% of our ethnic makeup, aren't they?
*laughs*
You won't find that guy in a coal mine.
They just go take photos.
I get so transparent and dumb.
Look at me.
I'm with these people and you like them, so you should like me because they're standing with me in the picture.
Now I'm going to go stand with these people over here and put on their magic hat.
See?
You like this hat and I'm wearing one too, which means you can trust me and you should vote for me.
It's fucking embarrassing and it's ridiculous.
I was aware and this was an obvious hack political trick to me when I was like nine years old.
I wasn't even ten.
I'm like, oh, he's just pretending so those people will like him.
My mom is like, yeah, that's exactly what he's doing.
Because he was doing that before.
He just does what people think, says what he thinks people want him to say.
So they'll like him.
And then once he gets what he wants, he doesn't need them anymore.
He'll just do what he wants.
Yep, that's called the politician.
That's what they do.
They're really good.
And you need to trust them.
Because the lesson, guys, the cost of milk is absolutely out of control.
Just like my YouTube videos.
Have you seen the mod on my shoes?
He said, politics is supposed to be a blue-collar job.
Said by a man who's never had a blue-collar job in his life.
Straight out of university, straight into desk office politics.
I'm a politic man.
Tell us more about the common people and what it is to do a blue-collar job.
You more than anyone would know.
Please tell us.
Maybe you can tell us about this while you're investigating nothing and ignoring all the death piling up around you.
Documents related to Canadian Forces propaganda program.
Remember that one they used against our own citizens over two years?
I talked about it many times.
We said, that's a conspiracy theory, bro!
And then it came out it was true.
Well, guess what?
The evidence has magically disappeared.
I can't believe evidence of a massive crime and treason would have disappeared from Wayne Eyers' Department of National Defense.
I just simply cannot believe that a DND under the command of General Wayne Eyer could have something like evidence of crime disappear.
That just seems so unlikely and far-fetched to me that I struggle to even interpret its meaning.
It's so just out there.
So crazy.
So wild.
It's unbelievable.
Like landing on the moon.
You're telling me the evidence is gone.
It just went away.
Really?
Wow.
Just walked away.
The telepathic spiders.
Did they carry it away?
Did they carry it away?
Wait.
Did the spiders carry it away?
We do not currently have any access to these documents.
Well, and I don't think you're ever going to.
Nice, like, this is the ugliest building I've ever seen.
That's our military defense.
If anybody, if America didn't know what Canada's Pentagon looked like, it's this Lego building right here.
This gray, soulless blocks with two more blocks that go up and all of the exact same.
It's just very Soviet block, minimal effort, totally fucking cold, sterile, soulless, gutless, unassuming, unimpressive.
The building itself looks depressed.
You're telling me this is where our warriors decide, oh, the building that look, the building looks like it wants to die.
I've never seen a suicidal building before, but the more I look at this, that is exactly what it, look at it, dude.
Zoom in.
Help me.
Let me die.
Every moment is pain.
We're here at Department of National Defense Headquarters, where people are deciding how they're going to further ruin the Canadian fighting man spirit.
Oh!
We're going to force him to take vaccines.
They know what.
Oh, really?
Great.
After we used our propaganda machine on our own people to, you know, what you would use on the enemy in war to convince them to do something they otherwise wouldn't.
That's what the military did to help the government convince you to do the thing that we're not allowed to talk about, that mysteriously led to the deaths of some people somehow somewhere.
Nobody knows why.
This is in the mirror.
United Kingdom newspaper.
Brits are dying in their tens of thousands, and we don't really have any idea why.
I I do.
Me, pick me.
I have an idea.
I have an idea why.
Tens of thousands more died than usual, tens of thousands of excess deaths from May to December of last year, excluding COVID as a cause of death.
They died from COVID.
No, they didn't die from COVID, actually.
They died from something, and we don't know what.
Tens of thousands, 20,000, 30,000?
32,411 extra deaths.
And we don't know why.
It's a mystery.
Cut to commercial cost of milk, right?
Elephant in the room.
Just gets bigger every day, doesn't it?
People just falling down on TV.
Excess deaths are defined as the number of people who died above the five-year average.
Means over 32,000 Brits would have expected to be alive, but according to Office for National Statistics figures across this period, they died.
These shocking figures raise a number of important questions about what is happening in the country's populations, how it's changing, and why so many more people are dying.
Wow.
It isn't quite clear why so many more Brits have died than expected recently.
Oh, yes.
So, oh, my goodness.
The darkness of it, the depth.
It's like the Atlantic Ocean at nighttime trying to find a lost milk bottle.
You'll never, I mean, the vastness of it all, of the knowledge that's out there that could point to at least an idea, a direction, a theory even to work off of, a working theory to at least start disproving causes that may, that it, okay, well, it's not that, it's not this, and we'll start working down from that angle because 32,000 extra people have died, and assumably this trend will continue.
So we had better figure out what is doing that, or we're not doing our jobs.
So let's start ruling things out, shall we?
I'll start with one.
Is it the vaccine?
Oh, right.
We're just going to say we're just not sure.
It's a mystery.
Oh, it could be people are getting older, it says.
Oh, that's what it is.
People are getting older and they're fatter than before.
Yeah.
Cancer stats again, guys.
Not mentioned in there.
Why all of a sudden cancer is just like the hottest thing to have.
Weird, huh?
It's almost like.
Jenstein is everywhere today.
He's basically paying my bills at this point.
I appreciate you, man.
He says, my first job as a child was picking rocks out of senior couples' garden.
I worked for 10 hours and made a dollar.
Wow.
Well, what year was that?
A dollar might have been a lot of money back then.
It was in a spider.
He says, toughen up, Dags.
Love you all.
I don't think he would do that now.
A dollar seems like a fairly low wage to be picking rocks out of bushes for a whole day.
It's a dollar.
Go call somebody who gives a fuck.
This is a Jenstein farm.
You will work until your hands are bones.
You will use this dollar to only know.
Yeah, you can't eat the dollar.
You can't eat money.
They're just taunting you with it.
Almost.
A few minutes left.
Um, hmm.
Hmm.
What else?
Do I have that on my computer?
I do.
It just so happens.
And for no reason at all.
I mean, we are.
It's important not to notice things.
Noticing things is wrong.
Right?
So we're not going to notice anything.
All we're going to do is we're just going to take a look at the top most wanted of Toronto because, you know, it's dangerous out there.
Like I said, there's no protection.
There's no protection.
You know?
Karima wants these people fight basically to the death on the street.
Woman's getting her head stomped and kicked.
Anything could have happened.
So it's important.
You should know who the criminals are out there and what they look like.
That's why we have their mug shots.
So let's.
Just if you live in Toronto, just be on the lookout.
That's all I'm saying.
Bad boys, what you want, what you want.
And you'll be happy to know it's a very inclusive list.
It's a very diverse list of murderers in Toronto.
They have very Canadian names as well.
Oh, he's on there twice.
Good for him.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
When you were eight and you had bad traits, you go to school and learn the golden rule.
So why are you acting like a bloody fool?
If you get hot, then you must get cool.
Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?
That's page one.
When they come for you, bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?
The ugly face of white supremacy.
and command of you guys.
It's the most dangerous thing out there.
We gotta stop them.
Out there committing all those race crimes.
keep hearing about but never seeing.
Yeah, some of them had Scottish name, right?
Isn't it funny?
Some of them are.
Good times.
I mean, it looks good.
I think now is probably the best time to move to downtown Toronto.
I don't even have that video, but I do have the one.
They love him, don't they?
Also, do you guys know who Dagwood is?
He's the guy on the grift shop.
He's the milkshake.
Anyway, he has a commercial he wants to show you, but...
I just...
Like, he comes off like...
Like, I'm super nut.
It's a fucking act.
He's a fucking straight psycho.
Okay?
I just want you to...
Just so you know what I handle him, all right?
That's all.
Anyway, that's all.
Hi, everybody.
This is Dag with the Milkshake.
It's Payday, so remember to go to the Grift.shop and spend, spend, spend.
Get yourself a brand new Diagonalon t-shirt.
It'll be perfect for all those summer barbecues, hangouts, and whatever other terrorism you're interested in this summer.
You've got money.
We'd like to get some of that money.
And you can send it to us by ordering something at thegrift.shop.
Have a great day!
Yeah, it's done, Derek.
Yeah.
Yeah, where's my money?
Where's my fucking money, Derek?
Don't you fuck me like this, Derek.
Don't you fuck me?
I will fucking come over there in your little fucking cabin in the middle of the fucking woods, and I'll fucking kick you.
Thank you, Dagwood.
That was...
Very good.
You know, do what the milkshake says.
Give him your money, and hopefully Derek's okay.
You know?
He's, you know, he goes hard.
He's passionate.
He's a passionate milkshake.
All right?
You can't take that from him.
All right.
He cares about his job.
He's doing harder work today.
I mean, he cares more than I do.
He's putting in some...
He's threatening people.
He's getting things done.
He's like the Tony Soprano with milkshakes.
TYZ49.
Thank you, brother.
He says, if they are a bonded public servant, you go after their bond.
www.bondsforthewin.com.
I don't even know what that means, but I'm interested.
Bonded public servant.
What the fuck does that mean?
And why don't we know these things?
They don't teach you any of this shit in school.
I learned fractions that I never used.
And trigonometry and things that I never used.
And social studies issue.
I spent, I want to say, a good 17% of my time in elementary up to junior high school making collages, like cutting out pictures from magazines and gluing them to pages.
And that's what our teacher would have us do.
Make a collage.
It was the laziest exercise you could possibly fucking imagine.
Cut out some shit and glue it on a fucking page.
You feel like you did something.
I'll give you a mark for it.
I don't care.
I'm an alcoholic.
That's where I went to school.
That was often the assignment.
Not once.
I mean, that was something was often the case.
I just feel like I could have learned other things in that span of time.
I'm cutting out cakes from a fucking Walmart magazine.
And all the magazines keep getting destroyed.
My mom's like, well, fucking...
I need pictures of cakes, mom.
So I'm cutting up all the books so I could put cakes on it.
And they'd be like, oh, well, there's some paper showing.
You would lose points if there was too much paper showing.
Like, the entire page must be covered in cakes.
This is a real fucking thing I was made to do when I was like 14 years old.
I was born to be a terrorist.
I knew right then, I was like, this is fucking stupid bullshit.
This is busy work for idiots.
This is dumb.
I'm not fucking dwoo.
And then it'd be like, oh yeah.
No, you only get a 75 because there's, I can see some of the paper.
Your cake collage isn't good enough.
You're not ready to be a productive member of society yet until you can make me a good cake collage of cakes cut out of a fucking Walmart Vegas magazine, Sears catalog.
Young kids like, what are you even talking about?
We didn't have Amazon.
You had these big, huge books of everything.
Whatever it was you wanted to order, you'd go in this book and there'd be a phone number you'd call.
There'd be some Armenian guy on the other line.
It would smell like cigarettes through the phone.
What do you want?
What do you want to buy?
It said, okay, I will do it.
And then it would come in the mail or it wouldn't.
You'd have to go pick it up.
It's broken.
It was a fucking weird system.
And the best part was at the very back, and it was like women's Walmart underwear.
But hey, when you're 14, it's women in their underwear.
You know what I mean?
So you're like, this is okay.
I don't mind this.
I'm all right with this page.
These few pages here.
Kind of interested.
It kind of makes me wish there was more pages all of a sudden.
I'm going to have to cut him out and go.
Anyway.
Now you know.
And that's why he went crazy.
He was incompatible with the constraints of the system, and it drove him mad.
And then they Called him Gingler.
Donkey says, just watch the Waco show on Netflix, and yeah, he was crazy, but the message is clear.
We all just live in a crazy casino, and the house always wins.
Oh, he was definitely crazy.
And yeah, but murder, kill them all.
Like, it was just nuts.
That was like, if I, that would be the same, that's the same as burning your house down because you find a spider, and we're expected to just be okay with it.
Oh, the government, and they're mostly just were children.
Well, we just murdered all these kids.
Fuck it.
We're above the law.
And there was no consequences.
And there never is.
We're ruled by bad people.
TYZ49 says keepcanadafree.com.
I don't know what that is, but other people do now.
Is this what I've become?
Am I a joke to you?
Is this what I am?
I'm an advertising board now.
Am I your personal billboard?
You're like, why do that?
I can just go on Ragecast, spend $3, and get a fucking advertisement.
Gets fucking at least 10, 20,000 fucking hits.
10, 20,000 people are going to hear my advertisement for $3.
It's fucking efficient.
All right?
I know what you're doing.
I'm just saying.
I feel like I'm going to have some rules around here.
You're going to be doing advertisements.
$50 minimum.
What am I?
What am I?
Some kind of haughty?
What is this?
OnlyFans?
Is that what this is?
Huh?
Am I supposed to dance for you?
Am I one of your special little girls now?
Is that what you want?
You want me to loosen my tie a little bit?
You want me to do some buttons for you?
Huh?
I was about to get cranky, but CRJ called it off.
Insert advertisement.
That's better.
All right.
Put the staff down.
Nobody needs to die today.
He says, no, this is for you, brother.
Love you.
Thank you, T-Y-Z, Tiz.
I'm going to call you Tiz.
I'm going to call you Tizzy.
Tiz49.
And CRJ, insert advertisement.
At Mayonnaise R Us, we'll send a custom drum of artificially, definitely, totally, organically produced mayonnaise from the depths of hell.
We'll send them to anyone you want.
We'll send them to their house.
All you got to do is go to www.mayonnaisepsychos.com.
And as we say in the business, only a psycho would order a drum of mayonnaise anyway.
So the name makes perfect sense.
Trademark Copyright Patent Pending.
That's the advertisement he paid for.
Does he like it?
I don't know.
I don't care.
That's what $50 is worth for an advertisement.
That's what that buys.
This is all a grit.
This is a scam.
I'm just putting it out there.
This is the Sears catalog of real-time live advertisements you can have.
I'm fucking bending over for $50.
That's what I'm doing.
I got fucking spiders to feed.
All right.
It's expensive down here.
They expect things.
They have standards.
Thank God it's almost over.
And it is Friday and is the weekend.
Oh, well, I wasn't even going to do this tonight.
And it's always true.
I was like, I feel like shit.
I'm in such a bad mood.
All I want to do is break things and hurt people.
Derek goes, that's when you do your best dreams.
Like, fine.
Whoa.
Staff just moved on its own.
That I do not like.
I don't want to see that happen again.
I'm going to assume it was just an accident.
I'll just pretend it was an accident.
Last one.
Last one of the evening.
Actually, I'm going to make sure I didn't miss anybody on Rumble.
Did I?
Nobody cares over there.
Is this man a breezy trying to tell me to read a book?
E.J. Roby says every government...
Yeah.
Good.
One guy who is wasted and having a great time says, Grifton, Borther.
He spelled brother, B-O-R-T-H-E-R.
All capital letters.
Griffon, brother.
Buddy.
Is he okay?
Yeah, that's Stab Master Arson.
Stab Master Arson?
That's your username.
Hey.
Your Honor, here we have from Stab Master Arson.
*laughs* Thank you.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Like, I have any control over it.
You know what I mean?
Of course, that's his name.
It's good for him.
All right.
Last one.
Then we got to get the fuck out of here.
It's getting weird in here.
I keep opening the wrong tab.
Oh, and by the way, just so you know, if you go to nextbigfuture.com, there's a page where it says, right now there's a countdown.
There's only 45 days left until Canada has over 40 million people.
When I was a kid in school, it was 31 million.
32. And when I was in school, the understanding was, when we were explaining this, that because of being in a developed nation like Canada, the birth rates and the death rate are relatively stable.
And we can expect our population to slightly increase maybe, but generally remain stable at around 32 million for quite a while.
And that's not what happened.
It's now up to 40 million, increasing its population through immigration, much of it just wide the fuck open, by 2.5% each year.
So the total population size has increased by 2.5% each year.
In two years, it's gone up 5%.
In four years, 10%.
You see what I'm saying?
Eight years, 20% off of the first year.
2.5% a year is not a couple people.
Canada has the fastest changing demographics in the history of the world outside of A nation being conquered in war and supplanted and subjugated and replaced by its conquerors.
The only time a population was replaced this quickly ever in human history was literally when Genghis Khan would ride into town, conquer your cities or civilization, take all of your women for his own and his men, and move on to the next town.
That's the only way this ever happened faster than it is right now.
So is that something you should be, you know?
Don't talk about it.
And, you know, they'll say, oh, well, you just, what makes someone a Canadian?
You just put them here.
And then there's more.
So now there's 40 million.
That's my point.
40 million people.
45 days in the Canada is over 40 million people.
Not 40 million Canadians.
What makes somebody a Canadian?
What makes someone anything?
If I go to Japan and I get a job there and I live there for two years or five years and I apply for citizenship, am I Japanese?
Can I be president of Japan?
If I learn their language, why not?
Why am I different?
Why can't I be?
I'm just as Japanese as everyone else, aren't I?
What if I move to Iran?
Am I Persian?
Can I be a Persian?
If I learn how to speak Farsi and I convert to Islam, am I now a Persian man?
I'm now a Persian man.
How about South Africa?
And I'm going to live in the black part of South Africa, a segregated society, and I'm going to insist, no, no, I'm South, I'm, I'm with this part of the government, I'm black now.
I identify as them.
Why not?
Why can't I be any of these other people?
Can I be Chinese?
Can I be South Korean?
Can I be Filipino?
Can I be Indian?
Can I move to India?
Can I put on the hat like PP does and go to India, do a dance, learn to speak their mouth noises, and then magically am I now an Indian, just the same as the Indian men walking around?
There's no difference.
We're the same.
Is that correct?
Is that what you believe?
Because if that's not what you believe, if any of that sounds silly, and of course not, why is the opposite true?
Why can someone come from the other side of the earth under the exact same inverse, reverse circumstances, but these people will say, that's a Canadian now because they're standing on the magic dirt and I gave them a piece of paper that said so?
That's what it means to be a Canadian to these people.
That's all it means.
It's just a piece of paper.
It's an address.
It's an address.
That's what you're up against.
It's not a mistake.
They just don't care.
They don't value the things that you do.
And a big part of why it's continued, and, you know, the overwhelming majority of the country would agree with me, actually.
This is just normal.
They're tolerating it, see?
Normal, everyday people on all sides are just being forced to tolerate a lot of this stuff that isn't real.
Never was.
But because the cost of going up against it, doing anything, you're going to...
You're going to lose your job.
You're going to get kicked out of school.
People are going to come after you.
Your businesses are going to be threatened.
All of this kind of stuff.
So for most people, and they know this because they see it happening to those that do, and they go, I'm not, like, it's more uncomfortable for them to go through that than to comply with whatever the fuck it is they want them to do.
So they'll keep playing along and playing along until eventually it's going to be so uncomfortable and painful, they just can't do it anymore.
And then kaboom happens.
And you're not going to like kaboom.
And you're not going to understand kaboom or how kaboom.
That's how.
It's like pulling the tension on a rubber band.
I did a video about this seven years ago.
I said, it's like this rubber band.
This is the tension, and you just keep pulling it, and you think you can just do it forever.
You still have a rubber band, you still have a rubber band, you still have a rubber band, and then snap, you don't have a rubber band anymore.
You have a piece of rubber.
It snapped in half under the tension.
The tension eventually outmatched the structural integrity of the rubber band, and it snapped in half.
The structural integrity keeping our society together is not infinite.
It's not limitless.
It doesn't go forever.
And if you keep applying pressure to the rubber band of our society sooner or later, it will snap in half.
It's only a question of when and how much has to happen before then.
But people cannot live in competition with the just laws of basic nature and the world we live in.
You cannot just live in a fantasy world forever and all things and expect things to work out and do anything else than completely fall to ruin.
Obviously, that's what's going to happen.
Rant complete.
Finally.
How does this keep happening?
Because if that's most people don't like this, well, the thing is, we're being controlled by a minority, a very loud and powerful minority of people that are not us.
They're not our people.
They're not Canadian.
They don't even live here.
And they have bought or intimidated or blackmailed, coerced, or by whatever means, captured the leadership, the means of decision-making in our nation through nefarious means, like the ones I mentioned.
They didn't ask for it.
They didn't say, hey, Canada, do you guys mind if we run everything for you?
They just did it through subterfuge, through spying, through hacking, through bribery, through thievery, through blackmail, all kinds of different ways.
But they've done it.
You heard the Ceasin's agent talking about it.
The evidence has been everywhere for decades.
It's blatantly obvious.
And here's, just like I said with JFK, Canada resists foreign agent registry due to rampant elite capture by China MPs here.
It's not just China.
That's the scapegoat.
This entire place is for sale.
They sold us all out.
And the reason that they will not employ a foreign agent registry is because every single person in That building would be guilty.
No party would escape punishment.
No organization, no think tank, no donor, nothing.
Every hand is dirty in the building, every single one.
So that's why there's never going to be a foreign agent registry, because foreign agents run this country.
And if foreign agents run this country, they're not going to allow the implementation of a system that cuts them off from the land of milk and honey for them, are they?
So I'm going to hold my breath on that ever being enacted, considering the last time somebody tried to do this in a powerful country like the United States, he got shot in the face in public in front of everyone in the middle of the day, right through his own Secret Service who helped his assassins get away with it.
so there's that but you can't say stuff like that Because that makes you a bigot.
If you live in reality and you can't especially say out loud the things that you clearly see to be happening around you, that has a correlation and a basis in reality based on statistics and science and eyewitness testimony and so on, then you have a choice to make because that's as good as it gets.
There's no it's it's like people want to be children.
They want to have teachers tell them what the answer is so that they can be confident in it and say, I know that's the answer because a teacher told.
Not that they know, but because the textbook said so or the teacher said so.
There is no textbook.
There is no teacher.
There is nowhere you can go on a website like fact check, green check mark, or red, like this kind of.
That's not where real knowing and understanding anything comes from.
You have to give it to yourself.
You have to learn these things yourself.
You have to seek this knowledge yourself and earn it yourself.
If you rely on all of these, I'm just going to leave the thinking up to other people who are proven liars and not question anything ever because that's scary.
Why is it scary?
Well, because I'll be a bigot.
How it's going to do this to me?
You're going to do this to me now.
Anyway.
It is.
It's going to do this to me.
You're going to be like this?
I'm going to have to manually scroll through my phone?
What a way to end my stream, you son of a bitch.
I almost had it down in a second.
And you're like, oh, you know what?
That's what you get.
It is what I get for using iTunes.
I know.
I just refuse to leave.
It's so much work.
It's a pain in the ass.
Thousands of people.
I know I have to live like this.
Held hostage by a terrible app that never works when I need it to.
What are you doing?
So it's just pointless?
Okay, I'll just go turn it off then.
Oh, are we back now?
All right.
Fucking forget about it.
Forget about it.
I was trying to say, I guess that makes me the bad guy, doesn't it?
All of those things makes me the bad guy.
I'm the bad guy.
I'm bad.
Criminals and victims.
The lowlife.
That's okay.
Considering who's calling me it and calling us the bad guys, I like it.
I kind of like it.
I like that they're scared of us.
All day, every day.
Rent free.
Forever.
Even after I'm dead, I'll live inside that head.
They'll drag you down into the day.
They'll show you what it's like to have.
I'm a lord of a lord of a tribe.
*music*
DJ Roby, thank you very much, buddy.
Madden Breezy, not gonna happen with the Beatle Books.
Mary J Crystal, appreciate you.
Thank you.
Michael the Conqueror.
I know I saw you in there somewhere.
I won't be forgiven.
Donkey Dogalog.
I did not get to it, but maybe next time.
Thank you, sir.
CRJ!
Team 40 by Karen Kansner.
Never said I'm perfect to get to make me worse.
Donkey, Dr. Genstein, Seppuku, huh?
Chet Chisholm,
WYTMONASANG YOU WONKEN YOU BEANDING THEY AND THEY AND THEY THEY AND THEY AND THEY AND BEEP SAY YOU MAYE SAY YOU SAYATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOPENTHER GOING TO GET ME THEY DO SOMETHING HORD MANTHOF UNCOME STOLING I'M IN FEREANTION GOD GREAT JOHNSON'TING THEY ABOUT THE SINEBERS IN FALLIES SHOULD StAY THAT WAY SEE YOU MONED THEY LET'S GO BE WITH THE SPONDE PEOPLE TO MENTES THEY AND
And give Dagwood his money!
He'll drag you down into the dark To show you what it's like to hide They'll pull you till you come apart To turn you into what you are All
alone, all alone, darling Yeah, you look better than me I love
you PHILL, you do the talking because it's a fucking spider lair and these are your people.
I'm not getting into a telepathic battle of wills with the Lord of spiders.
You deal with them.
You're lucky I'm even in here.
I would never fucking come to a place like this.
Yeah, you go in.
I'm- No, I'm not going down there.
I'll wait here, thanks.
I don't give a shit.
Bring a flashlight.
I thought you could see in the dark, Coke brain.
Well, good luck.
I'm staying up here.
I'm gonna stay up here and read my Talmud like a good boy.
You go talk to the Spider King in the depths of whatever the fucking hell they
