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We were right in 2019, in 2020, in 2021 and 2022. 2023 is the year the bills they've charged start to come due.
"Trusted sources". "The experts". "The science".
It was always bullshit and will always be bullshit until the bullshitters are removed.
Until then, people will continue to die in the name of woke.
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Recently, when I just got my hair cut, that was the longest my hair has ever been coming out of jail.
You know, I got kind of used to it.
I kind of like it a little bit longer.
A little bit.
Just not too out of control.
Not too messy.
Then it's just once you start to look like you could be a homeless crackhead, then it's like, fuck, they could be Trantifa.
You know, you don't want to have that.
The next thing you know, the next thing you know, you're standing next to somebody who's like, you know, okay with people showing dicks to kids.
And you'll be like, oh, I'm tolerating this now.
That's where it leads you.
So you need to have your haircuts are under control.
Ash Lobby Dash.
It's been a while.
How are you?
Nice to see you again.
Says you will not meet one person who regrets not getting the you-know-what if we made it through the last couple of years, we can make it through anything.
Can't hurt me.
Hashtag don't be a bobblehead.
Yeah, there's, I mean, they can significantly, it's going to probably still get worse yet.
But we have certainly networked and collected a lot of the tougher people, virtuous and people that believe in things and are willing to go the distance and stand up for them because they've been forced to pay that toll.
They've been forced to put their money where their mouth is.
they shrink away from controversy.
They shrink away from...
Those guys had it figured out that, I mean, minus the later, you know, decline stages of the empire and the pederasty and all that stuff.
I mean, before that, a crime to shrink from controversy.
Could you imagine?
Every politician we'd have would be in jail.
Oh, geez.
Maybe this is a, maybe we should pursue this.
M1 Dunn says, take my money.
There's always death to extreme coincidences to pedots.
Screw it.
Death to pedoes.
Great stream.
Thank you very much, sir.
Yes, there's a lot of coincidences happening that we're just going to pretend aren't happening.
So it took me a little while to set this up there.
I don't know what the hell is going on over there, but it seems to be working now.
Okay.
Is this live?
And is it not live?
It always is.
Camus Keys is average hair and joy.
What's wrong with average hair?
It's not average.
I'm doing, you know, I thought I was going to be bald by now.
I'm doing good.
If I make it to 40, I mean, I've beat the clock.
Canadian Roughneck says, just wanted to thank you again for all you do and sacrifice for this community.
A lot of us were saved by this community, me included.
There was a point where my seven-figure life insurance plans looked like the only option for my family to survive.
Thank God I had this community to make me laugh through the dark times.
Well, I mean, you're welcome right back at you.
I mean, we all needed each other, right?
This was all a...
You know, it was a team effort.
They really fucking hate it.
They really don't like that this is happening and continuing and we're not dead and giving up and going away.
It's very bothersome and worrisome to them.
Yeah, it's plastic.
It's keeping it a little bit warmer in here.
I don't know why the cameras have all been.
I guess Cesis was back in the night trying to moving stuff around.
I'm going to have to start putting cameras in the house at this point.
Am I, you know?
Is that paranoid or is it just practical?
Chet Chisholm.
How are you doing, brother?
He says, I don't remember how I knew Heidi Stevenson.
Maybe it was work, maybe because we were from the same town.
I just remember she was a good person.
I'm certain they all were.
It should never have happened.
Of course, he's referring to today is April 19th, the anniversary of yet again another horrible event of which suspiciously or strangely, peculiarly, a lot of crazy stuff has happened on April the 19th over the years.
I can't remember the exact, there's a significant date in the American Revolutionary War.
I think there's a couple of wars that started and ended and began on those days.
And of course, the massacre in Nova Scotia three years ago now.
Can you imagine this?
I actually found the old video and I put it on Telegram.
I was like, this is the one that made the police so angry at me and come after me.
And everything I asked in that video has not been resolved yet to this day, three years later.
And the predictions that I did make all came true.
What happened?
Did they get promoted and did they get pay raises and get to sail off into the sunset as heroes?
Yes, they did.
That is what the RCMP did to themselves in total disregard for the public.
They don't give a shit.
As far as I'm concerned, they murdered those people either through criminal negligence, direct participation.
You know, they've suppressed evidence.
They refuse to answer questions.
I don't trust them at all.
Anyone is insane to trust them if you know the history of this organization.
The most accomplished terrorist organization in Canada is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
They have successfully done more killings and bombings in the name of safety than anyone.
So there you go.
Make sure you salute them as veterans on Remembrance Day.
And if they're on their horses, take your elderly grandparents and shove them in the path of the horses.
Maybe they can get stepped on.
It would be a great honor.
They are heroes, after all.
Back the blue, back the blue, back the fucking blue.
Yeah.
Camby Dredd says, I just wanted to say during the convoy, the amazing Polly put out a huge warning about Blowjob Dixter.
Yeah, a lot of us did.
Some of us did.
We've been paying attention for a little while.
Something jogged my memory about that.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, so he's a plant for a foreign country.
He's a subversive agent.
He's been lying, manipulating, and stealing and doing all these kinds of things for quite a while.
I've got a lawyer looking into this.
I think I might get him on some things.
This guy's a real piece of shit.
A real bad actor.
A real bad faith actor with very obvious connections.
And it's a long story.
I don't want to bother and waste anybody's time with it.
Just know, you know, I've made some posts about it.
Derek's made, you can ask him.
There's a lot of people.
They've burned all these bridges.
I don't know who the hell, who's going to listen to them anymore, but anyway, it's the entire movement in Canada of all the legit people, all of them, including me, are all feds except for BJ and his people.
Right.
The only actual fed is the one that you can trust.
Yep.
It's solid.
Don't trust the nurses that threw their jobs away, their careers away, to tell you the truth, and they're now facing legal action.
Don't trust the police officers and the firefighters and some of the other even politicians that threw their careers away and all that away, to tell you the truth.
Or the fucking war veterans that have been blown up, shot at, had to endure, I mean, not unimaginable horrors.
I was there, but trust me, you don't really want to revisit those.
You can't trust them either.
They're all feds.
All of them are feds.
Chris Barber is a fed.
Tamara Leach is a fed.
It's all a grand conspiracy.
Just to get you.
Just to get you.
All of us have fake backgrounds and fake lives and fake relationships and fake histories with fake Facebook profile page, you know, going back fucking 20 fake decades with fake photos from fake things that never happened because it's all a giant psyop just to get you.
Just to get you.
Because that makes sense.
Yes.
Listen to those people.
You're going to get real far.
That is how.
I don't get it.
They're so stupid.
It's like...
Stupid people are harmless.
They can't do anything.
They're never going to do anything.
They're just going to flail around, get fatter, drink more, and stuff like that.
Highly recommend don't do that.
AMT60 says, I'm a 62-year-old retired nurse and almost died of COVID in January 22. I wasn't in shape and now I walk four to six days a week, and I listen to your podcast.
You talk about being healthy, and that motivates me.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
I'm glad to hear that.
I do want to reiterate that because, you know, Ferry's been talking about this is this is something I don't know if I've really hammered enough or a lot.
I don't know.
But he is right.
And there is a, there is, I mean, geez, especially in the movement across the country, there is a party culture.
And, you know, Ottawa was incredible.
And I think a lot of people, so what happened was, this is how I'm going to explain what I think happened, what took place, and why that had its time, but now needs to be put away.
And those of us that are serious need to act as such because this isn't a fucking game.
Years of torture, actual psychological torture, gaslighting and manipulation, fathers and mothers being unsure and uncertain if they're going to be able to feed their families, if they're going to have a job, if they're going to be forced into this medical procedure, if they're going to get kicked out of school, if their families can come in and out of the country, and all of this kind of stuff.
And on top of this, you have the government saying, what's to be done with these people?
Maybe they need to be dealt with and stuff like this.
Pretty dark time.
A lot of suicides.
A lot of stress and anxiety.
I've never seen anything like that in my life, at least not in this part of the world, with people acting in that way.
To the point where there were fistfights in public of people just like the tensions were so high.
And the government did that to us.
And the media did that to us on purpose.
And what did I say?
There's nowhere to run for these people.
It's over.
It's just a matter of time now.
And seeing how much damage has been done.
All of the truth is coming out.
There was never any danger.
None of this was necessary.
They were lying.
They were colluding, taking money, bribing people.
Everything you suspected, it's all true.
It's all true.
So that's going on.
And then Ottawa happens.
Ottawa happens, and everybody is so excited and relieved.
The feeling of relief was like it was like winning a war is what it felt like in the straits of Ottawa.
And that was because so many of these people, tens of thousands, probably, you know, on the peak times weekends, there was probably 50,000 people downtown.
And they had just rediscovered that, in fact, they are not the lone survivor of this nightmarish hell.
And in actual fact, there are millions and millions of Canadians.
When you extrapolate the numbers, if there's 50,000 here, and for every one person that went, there was at least 10. They're like, I wish I could have gone.
Overpasses hundreds of people everywhere.
As we went there, drove there, you passed hundreds of people.
So it's a lot of people that supported this.
I would guess in the ballpark of 4 to 6 million, probably at least.
Maybe more.
Maybe 10 million.
I don't know.
So that's quite a relief.
It was the best feeling.
Everybody was so happy and felt connected.
So it was like a festival.
Everyone was so, it was just the greatest time.
And it was a giant street party.
basically a celebration of rediscovering that we are still all alive and we are all still here and we're not dead yet.
So people were pretty pumped about that.
And yeah, that is a reason to celebrate.
But it can't go on forever.
It can't be every weekend.
It can't be every single event.
It can't be every single rally.
It can't be every single thing.
Every time people go, because what is the primary reason that you're doing anything you're doing?
And a lot of the people, think about the people that you're drawing in.
Like, are they there because they're passionate about change?
Are they there because they're passionate about their communities and the future and our culture and the things that are happening?
Or do they just like to get shit-faced and hang out with people?
Which, you know, hey, that's what you want to do, but I mean, that's not really, that doesn't do anything.
And all these people are, I'm a freedom fighter.
I think you're just an alcoholic.
You know?
And the amount of time that it robs of you, your potential, your happiness, your, I mean, you know, by all means, a couple of times a year, you want to go cut loose and have a fucking, you know, I haven't seen these guys in 10 years.
Well, yeah, I mean, you have to, right?
But when it's this every week, or multiple times a week or every weekend, and it's just, what are we doing?
Is this revolving around runs to the liquor store and just blowing off steam?
Because the government has no problem with that.
You just being drunk and numb and out of shape and sick and half dead and you don't have your wits anymore because you're just so fucking down in this low, sunken place that you need to fill it up with alcohol so you can tread water.
They don't mind that at all.
You're no threat to anybody down there.
What would be very concerning is if all the serious people were getting together and like treating this like a business.
Like it matters.
Like this is our lives.
Taking care of each other and getting in shape.
Like the best shape of your life.
People are like, we need to do this.
We need to do that.
You want to fix the country?
You think you can fix the country or your town or your community?
You can't even fix yourself.
Prove to me that you can do that first.
Prove to me that you have the drive, the discipline, and the mental toughness to haul your ass out of bed when all of your muscles and bones hurt all the time and keep going out and doing the work and producing, you know, evidence that you give a shit.
It's the simplest way.
And then imagine what could happen if you have dozens of people like this all working together, holding each other accountable, and everybody's getting healthy and strong and putting I mean this is that so compare these two groups one group which one do you want to join That's how I've I've always you know how do I improve myself well I think I picture a way or someone a better version of myself What would that look like?
Probably a guy that does go back to the gym five six days a week like I was doing doesn't waste time with alcohol at all doesn't I'm like okay I can do those things.
So why the fuck don't I?
So I did so imagine you have these two there's the one group and it's just a free-for-all woo freedom lots of people are yelling freedom and face painting a lot of them have got a buzz on they're kind of hammered and they're out of shape and they're just kind of seems like a street party over here these people are having a lot of intelligent and interesting things to say about what should happen and what should be done and how we can fit and
they're all very healthy and in shape and seem serious that that guy's an actual doctor those those two guys are pilots these people are special forces commando there's some nurses there's a that's a former premier over there really which one would you rather be because you know taking care of yourself and going to the gym and
becoming social again with your peers and getting out of this toxic you know extreme individualism mindset which the enemy preaches because you're never going to be able to do anything on your own forever that's the that's the trick that tricked you into thinking teaming up with your buddies is a bad no never never do that really but everybody else does that no you guys can't do that don't do that that's
bad that's a bad thing that's that's that's nazi stuff probably everything's
backwards i am uh man friday yeah that's great i'm probably not going to stream friday um i'm because i mean everybody's going to be in hamilton everybody's going to be in hamilton for that fundraiser that uh was kindly put together by maria thank you very much um I don't know what to say.
It's overwhelming.
I'm going to try to record something for you guys for Friday to play there.
To play at your fucking whatever.
Your little event.
You fucking completely sold out standing room only, had to turn away tons of people.
Event.
Wow.
That's insane.
There's going to be some secret people there.
It's going to be fun.
I'm very jealous.
I wish I could go.
But I can't because the government says that none of you will be safe.
No one is safe if I can be outside after 9 p.m.
Outside of the province of Nova Scotia.
Actually, I'm not allowed to leave the province either.
We'll see.
We'll see how long that lasts.
Hopefully I can get that changed.
I would like to see that.
I don't know.
I don't know how that works.
But do I write them a note?
Hey, can I...
This is fucking gay.
You know?
How long do you want me to, like, this is stupid?
I don't know.
However, in the future, what I would love to do, plan to do, and I've not been just talking shit for the last year and a half.
I've just been busy.
As you may have noticed, if you're a follower of mine or you've been keeping up with anything, I've been, you know, in and out of prison and so on.
So things have been, it's been tough.
And traveling was not really on the cards pretty much since the convoy last year.
However, potentially, hopefully soon in the future, I would like to take this off.
I think I've got to call it the Road Rage Terror Tour.
The Road Rage Terror Tour.
Try and hit a few provinces and make a few stops and see some people and do some terror.
Do some terrorism.
People will be laughing, which is terrorism.
I might even do some push-ups.
Terrorism.
You know, there's going to be multiple people in one place wearing matching shirts, most of them white guys.
Super terrorism.
Okay, that's calling a drone strike, I think.
But we don't care.
We're very terrifying.
Terrifying terrorists that are terrorizing the...
Terror wave.
Terror kittens, terror dogs, terror chickens, terror coins, terror flags, everything.
It's all so terrifyable.
Yeah, there'll be feds there probably.
Just say hi.
Tell them they're gay.
Like, you're fucking gay.
You're really gay, dude.
I'm not gay.
Yes.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Crayon Minister says, oddly enough, I was thinking of drinking, the drinking subject today.
You once said, paraphrasing, if you're drunk by 3 p.m.
daily, you're not even an asset.
Can't even drive if someone's stranded, car broke down, etc.
Well, that's true.
That's why I think I've always thought this.
Speaking of cops, you should be not allowed to drink at all unless you're on booked vacation.
It's not my shift.
I mean, like, you're not here.
Like, you're gone for the next three weeks.
You're going to Jamaica, whatever the fuck you, I don't care.
Yeah, go nuts.
But otherwise, like Nova Scotia, like this, the very thing I had been talking about for years, like, how is it allowed?
How are these people allowed to be drunk?
Like, that makes no sense.
What if something happens?
It's exactly what happened in Nova Scotia.
Oh, and I forgot to mention this is also the anniversary of the Waco massacre, April 19th.
Government forces killed 80-some American civilians, 20-some of them, children, burned them alive, shot them, crushed them, gassed them, machine gunned them, stuff like this.
Waco.
There's a link of a video I did on that on my Telegram page.
You can find it on Rumble, maybe, if you're crafty, because it's hard to find, because Rumble's suppressing all of my shit now, which is nice.
Yay, until we're banned.
Anyway, the hell was I going with this?
Yeah, so this guy, whatever happened in Nova Scotia, we're never going to get answers.
They're not telling the truth.
They're busy promoting each other, patting each other on the back, and not answering questions.
So the guy in charge who immediately took hold of this crisis situation, guess what?
He was hammered when it happened.
And it sounds like some other ones were too.
Would there be people alive right now if this guy wasn't drinking rum?
Maybe.
Would he have a better...
I know for sure that if I have a choice between a half-in-the-bag police force and a completely sober police force, I want the completely sober police force.
There is no reason that shouldn't be a fucking job requirement.
Because listen, when I was in the Army, and they've changed it now because the Army doesn't have any standards anymore.
But if you were caught smoking weed even once, you were gone.
They would kick you the fuck out of the arm.
Dishonorable, bye forever.
Just like that.
Like, there were things that if you even fucking joked about, like, you could be in a lot of trouble.
And some things like, yeah, your toast.
It's over.
It's like, I took one hit off a joint one time.
Doesn't matter.
You're unreliable.
Get out.
It's not going to make.
Yeah, we know it doesn't make any difference.
However, the rules are, as long as you're here on our team, you will not take any drugs.
Do you agree?
And you said, yes, I cannot trust you.
You have broken our code.
You know, that's how it goes.
Now they let them.
Now you can do all kinds of, how does it work for the Army in BC?
Can you smoke meth at work?
Because clearly some people in the Army are smoking meth at work.
Some of the decisions that are coming out of DNDHQ, there's a crack.
There is a 100% chance there is a crackpipe getting passed around the halls of that building.
I know some of you guys at work there.
I've heard the stories.
No one can prove I'm not right about this.
I'm just kidding.
There's no crackpipe.
They have prescription drugs.
All of our officers are on prescription pill drugs from our own medical services who love to push those on people.
anyway, yeah.
I think we've just gotten too normal, it's become too ingrained in our culture.
I've mentioned this before, too, and it's like I love the Trailer Park boys for their entertainment and their art.
I think it's hilarious.
It's a good time.
It's funny.
Their politics, I couldn't, yikes.
I mean, from the East Coast, what do you expect?
But that's pretty much the, that's Atlantic Canada's top export, and that's some of the most famous Canadian anything we've made in my entire life.
So in my entire lifetime, if I were to go abroad in the world and someone to go, what has your country done that I may have seen?
The first thing and only example I can think of is trailer park boys and hockey players.
Now, no, that's not an offense to them.
I'm just saying that's pathetic as a country that that's all we've got.
Like, that's not, we should not be proud of the, that should not be like, we should be like, embarrassingly, the best we can do is this fairly, pretty, pretty funny TV show about being drunk and high all the time.
Well, what's everybody else doing?
They're drunk and high all the time.
Oh, all of our government people, dude.
You don't believe me?
Go dig into the alcohol bills and the catering bills for all their little events, all their traveling.
All the planes got to go here and it's got to go there.
$70,000 in alcohol here, $50,000 in booze there.
They're all shit-faced all the time.
They're all drinking.
They're drinking at work, dude.
I've seen it.
It's not a joke.
Our government...
I totally forgot about it.
If anybody knows where it is, DM me.
Did I play it on the last stream?
I might have, actually.
Yes, it was about this.
No, it wasn't.
It was on the last stream.
I'm mixing this up.
There was a guy talking about...
I might have headed for this stream.
I just see things sometimes at like random hours.
I'm like, hmm, I should fucking save this for later.
And then I lose it, and it's just in my brain somewhere.
I may have, I don't think I did.
So I should probably just talk about it before I forget the hell out of saying.
There's this guy, and he says, I'm going to read a list of offenses.
And one between two organizations.
One is the NBA, one is the NFL.
I want you to guess which one you think it is when I'm done.
And he's like, drunk driving, domestic battery, assault, murder, attempted murder, like fraud, extortion, DUIs, you know, public fucking lewdness, like all kinds of just crazy.
Like, holy fuck, what a bunch of pieces of shit.
And then at the end, I've just already got through it.
Then at the end, he's like, yeah, that's it there.
Actually, I'm not going to ruin it for you.
Doings with the fucking save.
I almost, I was this close to it being too late for there's no reason to play the video.
And I almost, so there you go.
Doings with the save.
Check it out.
Is it NBA or NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
117 have directly or indirectly been bankrupted at least two businesses.
3 have done time for assault.
71, I repeat, 71 cannot get a credit card due to their bad credit.
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.
8 have been arrested for shoplifting.
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits.
And 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.
How many of you think NBA?
How many of you think NFL?
Well, the answer is neither.
It's the 435 members of the United States Congress.
Not a joke.
That's who's in charge.
It's not any different in Canada.
Again, I reiterate, this isn't like some kind of personal vendetta.
This isn't me being like, like, I tried to be a politician and they wouldn't accept me.
No, they're genuinely the biggest pieces of shit in the world.
It's flabbergasting to me that anyone looks at one of these people and doesn't immediately just have the urge to vomit into their own shirt.
Like, that's better than looking at your face.
I would rather vomit into my own shirt and clothes and have hot vomit running down my body, seeping under my belt line, into my underwear.
I've vomited all over my own dick.
That is better.
That was a preferable conscious decision that I made to avert my eyes from the absolute loathsome existence that is your face.
Politician, that's how I feel.
I fucking hate them.
I absolutely hate them.
They're the most entitled, soapbox, grandiose, champagne social, the biggest pieces of shit that there is.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
And they pick their friends.
They pick their friends.
Oh, we need a guy for this place.
I know this guy.
I know Cousin Billy.
They're fucking.
They all know each other.
The whole thing is a giant.
There's no parties.
It's not a thing.
It's the political class.
They have some friendly rivalries.
That's about it.
Think of it like competing government agencies, the FBI and the CIA.
Oh, I'm on Team FBI.
I'm on Team CIA.
That's nice.
They're both on team.
Fuck you, though.
They both hate you.
And you are their slaves.
It's the same thing, except this is the political wing of this machine.
There's the security wing, the intelligence wing, the propaganda wing, the governor, like the management wing.
Those are the politicians.
And, you know, you've got the corporate wing, which is the banking, and then their owners at the top.
And everything's wrapped up in a nice little package, pretty much.
For the most part.
Things are a little bit coming off the rails a little bit lately.
We will see how this goes.
All things that go up must come down eventually.
All right.
So anyway, that was a long winded lot of nonsense to say.
I fully encourage people to take their health seriously.
Because there's no one coming.
We know who everyone is.
Everyone over the last few years, things got as intense and crazy, and there has been more pressure applied to the Canadian public, the world, the global public, by the global state than ever before.
It was so much pressure that for once, finally, a whole bunch of people felt the boot on their neck.
They felt it.
They knew it existed now.
Other people that talked about it, like myself, were crazy conspiracy theorists, and none of that's happening.
And I'm telling you, there's a boot, and it's crushing us all.
You don't feel it yet, because I'm out here trying to fucking hold on, and it's getting bigger and no, there's not.
Until it affects them, which it has in a big way over the last couple of years.
And a lot of people were made uncomfortable.
And when people are uncomfortable, they show you who they really are.
They did one of two things.
Oh, I had no choice.
You always have a choice.
You always have a choice.
And just because you make the wrong choice one day doesn't mean you can't make the right choice next time.
That's the whole point of making mistakes so that you learn what not to do.
And then after you've made enough mistakes, you'll probably stop making most mistakes because you'll learn this kind of, these are mistakes to do.
So I won't do those anymore because doing it over and over again would mean you're an idiot.
So there's a difference.
There's a difference between making a mistake, which happens to literally everyone alive.
So you can't, you're like, fuck, I miscalculated and I made a wrong move.
Yeah, it sucks when that happens.
And then there's, I'm going to just keep doing the same thing, even though it never works.
It always ends in misery and nonsense.
Okay, well, that's an idiot.
Right?
Anyway, I don't know what the hell I was talking about.
We can't be, you know, we got to take this seriously because nobody's coming to help us.
So it starts with yourself.
It starts with building yourself.
And if you take responsibility for yourself and get stronger and healthier, if you're stronger and healthier, you're going to be smarter.
That's proven.
Fit people have a higher IQ than people that are obese.
The oxygen intake and blood flow in their brain is so much more efficient and clean that the brain cells themselves have a higher capacity for like, that's like a higher speed limit on the highway, let's say.
I'm just as smart as, no, you're literally not.
Are you 100 pounds overweight?
You could actually be smarter than you are right now.
You don't have to read a single word in a book.
All you have to do is go lift weights and stop eating sugar.
Bing.
Everybody wants to be smarter.
Who doesn't?
Who wouldn't be like, hey, what if I told you I could add another two or three IQ points to your fucking IQ score?
Which is not nothing.
And you're not going to become a super genius, but it's an edge.
It could be the difference between you getting a job and not getting a job.
It could be the difference between you pulling off something and managing some kind of project or plan and not.
So say yes to higher IQ points.
That's your first test.
If you're like, no, I'm good.
You're gone.
You're the ice cream man.
I'm going to strawberry ice cream.
That makes me, I'm smart.
I'm healthier or not.
Shut up.
All you have to do is get to shape and you're automatically smarter.
You're also harder to kill.
You don't go into shock as easily.
You don't bleed to death as fast.
It's crazy.
You're less susceptible to disease.
You sleep better.
Mental disorders have less, do less, they're not as strong and profound.
Or not profound.
They're not as strong and they don't have as much of an effect as they normally would.
The unhealthier you become physically, the unhealthier you become in every conceivable way.
So the idea that this government and these people, these so-called fucking leaders, are pretending to give a shit about your well-being while they say nothing.
Most of them are fat pieces of shit.
Oh, money, I'm the premier of Ontario.
I'm going to take care of your money.
I'm going to shut the fuck up and have some butter.
Just put some butter all over it.
Put some butter and cheese.
You can't even manage your own body.
You have no business being the premier, governor.
You shouldn't even run a sandwich shop until you can show me that you can manage the urge to just eat until you're jabbed of the hut.
Until you get that under control, I'm not going to trust you with the keys to the kingdom, okay?
Certainly not the budget.
Nothing.
Nothing important.
You can't be trusted with anything important.
I'm sorry.
This is how I feel about it.
I have standards, and I grew up in the military, and we had standards.
And that is the first thing they do to everyone in the most serious occupations that exist in the world.
Hardcore, life and death, badass shit.
What is the universal across-the-board requirement?
I don't care if you're a para-rescue Coast Guard guy, you're a Delta Force commando, you're a fucking Japanese samurai, you're whatever.
They're all in incredible physical shape.
Interesting, which would lend to suggest being in that kind of physical state enables you to do these kinds of things.
So if you can't build yourself, you can't work on yourself, you shouldn't be, you know, you shouldn't be.
It's ridiculous, you know, it's ridiculous.
And they don't care about your health.
So, this is like, oh, we need more nurses.
We need a healthcare.
Okay, get the sugar out of our fucking diets.
Start like putting warning labels on this stuff.
Start put a tax on it.
Like, I shouldn't be able, if everybody is this out of shape and fucked up, why is there $2 fucking, you know, burger meals and all that?
Like, start taxing these corporate, not the corporate, these, these, these enablers, these fast food places, all of this, just a little bit, a little bit extra.
Start making that shit expensive.
And then you take the money from those and you subsidize biological, you know, organic farmers, Canadian businesses of people making actual fucking food, you know, that grows out of the ground or goes moo or something, otherwise has a heartbeat.
You know, food.
Because half of what we're eating isn't food.
It's food-like products that come in boxes, frozen boxes from God knows where, full of chemicals.
And everyone's fat and gross and sick.
And it's like, gee, I don't, oh my goodness, what could it be?
Well, you're not a doctor.
I don't need to be a doctor.
My fucking brain works.
And this isn't a hard problem.
What you put in your body is very important.
And everyone's putting garbage in it.
And they're sick and unhealthy and doing worse than ever.
Mental illnesses are running rampant.
Like, oh, man.
And then this Corona thing happened.
They all pretend this is a big...
You fucking people haven't given a shit about health in your entire goddamn lives.
You haven't made a single effort to ever do anything healthy ever.
Ever, never, never.
This isn't about health.
It's about power and politics like it always is.
Pieces of shit.
You would massively reduce the amount of money spent on healthcare.
Most of our healthcare resources, the number, like the top, what is it?
The number one or two?
Two of the top three or three of the top four causes, like reasons people are dying.
Well, right now, I think it's an unknown.
There's an unknown cause of death killing shitloads of people.
Just nobody knows.
Isn't that queer?
Isn't that weird?
Top three or four is like heart disease, like self-inflicted.
Yeah, if you weren't 400 pounds, this wouldn't have happened to you.
But it did because, you know.
So going after this kind of policy would drastically reduce the burden on healthcare.
Thus, you don't need to inject $20 more billion dollars that you don't have.
They have to borrow from the goddamn bank.
You just don't even need it now because there's so many more healthy people, less unhealthy people clogging the pipelines to healthcare.
We could do that.
Not only would that solve the problem, that would solve the problem forever.
That would be a long-term state policy where it's like, yeah, we very strongly believe in human health and the human potential here.
And so much so that there is multiple incentives and punishments in the form of taxes and so on to not do this.
So you're very encouraged to take care of yourself and be healthy.
And wants the left to be like, that's tyranny.
Yeah, fat taxes, fat taxes and shit like this, gyms or white supremacy and all this.
You had no problem forcing trying to force people to take experimental medical procedures.
How about I, as the fucking health minister, force you to take care of yourself and actually take responsibility?
You have 90 minutes of physical exercise per day or the police are going to come to your house.
Let's go.
Log into the fucking government app.
Stopbeing a piece of shit.ca.
You go in, you get your number.
You got to upload your runtime, whatever it is, you know?
You get a government-issued Fitbit, and it's going to fucking track you.
We're going to call it the track and trace system.
And you're going to have to stay up to date on your fitness.
Are you trying to kill grandma?
Are you trying to kill grandma?
Because listen to me.
Grandma is old and she needs health care.
And if she can't get health care, because you're out there being a fat piece of shit and there's a wait time and grandma, you've just killed grandma, you piece of shit.
So stay up to date.
It's time to get vaccinated against being a fat piece of shit.
It's time to take care of yourself now.
And if you don't want to do that, that's fine.
But don't think that you can get on a plane or a train next to a healthy person because you're not going to fit in the seats because we've changed them all to accommodate healthy, fit people.
Let's go.
There's no excuse.
It's state enforced.
We're going to force you at gunpoint.
Get in the fucking canoe.
Better than go!
Faster!
Faster!
Your family's hostage!
Get in the war canoe!
Only one...
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
But I'm old!
I don't care, Graham.
Hit the links.
Hit the links.
There's no slackers here, Dagglets.
Even your kids, everyone, go!
Ninja kids!
Battle!
Learn to be warriors!
No one leaves until somebody's bleeding!
Yeah, those women are playing full contact rugby.
Let's go, Gracama!
Let's go!
Do your fucking aerobics!
Do your fucking aerobics!
Don't give a shit!
There's no real excuse not to have fun with something.
And here's the back one.
If you're not out there having fun, but just coming for exercises, we'll just fucking kill you.
We will come and put you in the death camp and work you to death.
So stay in shape, or the government will kill you.
Hey!
It's for your own good!
Body break!
We're really cheap!
We're not paying for your health care!
We're not doing it!
We're broke!
We're broke, and we can't afford it!
So if you show up here fat and gray, and you're like, I'm just gonna.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
Body break.
We literally can't afford to help you do anything.
And we're not paying for the lawyers.
We're not.
No.
You're not suing us because you don't have access to healthcare.
You can't get on a plane and a train.
Yes, I will.
Oh, and the trains are all...
They don't stop anymore.
The trains just come to a slow crawl.
You have to run and jump on, too.
Shit like that.
Everything is just going to be made a little harder.
There's like a pull-push machine to get shopping carts out of the shopping cart corral.
Like they have one of those police tests.
It's not that hard, but it's just yet another physical task you're forced to do in the run of a day just to do a mundane thing.
Like, I'll get the shopping cart.
Fucking fuck.
Click.
It comes out.
There's just things like this everywhere.
Every fast food place is on the third story of a building that you can only access by stairs.
I'll fucking do it.
I'll make it impossible to be fucking out of shape.
Every time you want to buy like a really, like just a pile of shitty, like garbage food, first you have to sit through, just like on YouTube, a 15-second paid government advertisement.
And it's just me being like, oh, yeah, get another one.
Oh, you look like you need it.
Yeah.
Enjoy.
Enjoy your sugar.
Like, you have to watch that.
You're like, fuck.
And then to unlock the candy, you have to answer a skill testing question about whatever your max reps or your PR is on the bench breast.
You're like, I don't know the answer to these.
He's like, well, then you don't get any candy, Fatty.
*laughs*
Oh, somebody be like, sir, this policy cost a lot of money.
This was more expensive than the gun registry.
This cost $29 billion.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Three years later, the average life expectancy is like 97 years old.
There's been four deaths in the whole year.
Three of them were because they were standing in a field trying to fight.
There's a new sport that's developed in Dagalon.
It's called the Steel Man's Club, where they cover themselves in like metallic paint and stand in a field during a thunderstorm and they try to see who can survive being struck by lightning.
And the survivors get admitted to the Steel Man Club.
Some of them die.
And that's where there was four deaths in Dagalon that year.
Three of them were from lightning strikes.
One of them, one guy, his head exploded when he tried to squat 700 pounds.
Other than that, it's, I don't know, it's the healthiest place in the world.
I've never seen anything like it.
Oh, littering is also the death penalty, so it's clean everywhere.
And everyone has open carry.
Like, everyone's just allowed to shoot each other if they litter.
It's stuff like this.
It's crazy.
The rules there are wild.
Throws a hamburger wrapper out the fucking window of a car.
Two other cars pull up beside him and just start fucking emptying mags into the car.
That was pretty extreme.
No, what he did was extreme.
No littering.
No littering, or you'll get mad max.
One was just a mom on her way home from picking up her kids at school.
The other guys...
It's fucking littering.
It's fucking littering.
Yeah, fucking litter in my town.
Motherfucker.
I got to get home.
Body Break's coming on.
Boom!
Just like a completely insane place where it's like, all of these rules are mental.
Like, yeah, you really want to familiarize yourself with the rules before you go there.
What might be totally normal and cool where you come from could be the death penalty there.
So just, it's treat Diagalon like you would Saudi Arabia.
Don't touch anything.
Don't look at anybody.
Just, you know, just shut up and try to like get a feel for what everybody's doing and just try to blend in.
Don't draw attention to yourself right away.
They don't like outsiders.
They will test you.
And if you fail, they're going to be angry.
They're going to be upset.
All right.
People get struck by lightning.
We've added some lore today.
I feel good about that.
I feel good.
Fairy has the belt.
He's been struck by lightning six times and survived, but we think he's cheating because he is seven feet tall.
So I don't know.
We don't know what he hides up there in the Mohawk.
No one can check because he's too tall and we can't see that high to see what he's doing.
He could be doing, I don't know what he's got up there, an antenna or something.
All right.
Cambie Dres says, I just want to say during the convoy, I read that one already.
Cambi, thank you.
And you and you.
You know, we're talking about this.
Dr. Jenstein says, no smart ass or dumbass comment.
Just feels good to support your efforts, sir.
Thanks, brother.
Appreciate it.
Boomerman says, out of all the 23 prime ministers in Canadian history, which one would you say was good?
None.
I could only comment on the ones I've lived through and experienced myself, and they were all terrible.
They're all terrible.
So probably all of them.
Probably 100 years ago, there was totally a better quality of person.
The average man was just a better human being.
But not now.
No.
They're all, hey, it's true in Congress.
It's true in Canada.
It's insane.
They're not good people.
They're very, very entitled, spoiled, rich assholes that treat this place like their personal playground.
They're the biggest narcissists and self-interested people in the world.
how do they live with themselves?
Very easily.
They sleep on a pile of money.
They don't give a shit.
If they did give a shit, they would say something.
And we had the perfect example on when the time to say something was to prove to us that they were the kind of people that should be in those positions.
The kind of people that stand up to bullies, the kind of people that don't hide from controversy.
They seek it out and they square off against it and they go straight at it like a leader should.
Where were those?
Oh, it turns out there was like four in the entire government system.
So, yeah, they're all pieces of shit.
They saw these people doing these things.
Some of them were cops.
Some of them were politicians.
Some of them were professors.
Doesn't matter nurses, doctors, soldiers.
Didn't matter what the profession was.
Some people, it took an extra set of nuts, some bravery and some courage to stand up and say what everybody was like, listen, this is no good.
We're not doing this.
We can't be having this.
And those people were swept away, knocked down.
The government dealt with it.
And then they went, anybody else wants some?
And all of them went, no, no, sir, no, no, it's okay, no.
They all hung their heads and looked away and looked at their feet.
They looked away as their own compatriots and comrades, brothers and sisters in arms, back the blue, thin blue line.
They all looked away and looked down as they're, you know.
I'm just going to.
What happened to Mike?
Oh, he's gone.
Mike's gone.
We got rid of Mike.
What?
Why?
He didn't do the current thing.
You're going to do the current thing, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good, good.
Because we can send you with Mike.
Oh, no, no, I don't.
I mean, I feel bad for him.
I support him and everything.
I'm just, I mean, but what about me?
Right.
What about you?
Tell me again why you deserve any respect.
I watched you.
I watched you watch as your own guys were systematically rooted out and knifed in public, and you said nothing.
And you think I should respect you.
I respect them.
I respect those brave people, those courageous, heroic people that threw themselves into the way of the unknown, unknown consequences, by the way.
That takes some balls.
Those people are legit.
Those are the people that win wars and get things done.
Those are the people that are the extraordinary standouts.
Those are the ones that everyone else needs to rally behind.
Because I don't know who to follow.
I don't know.
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
You probably know most of their names.
They're all over the country.
Look at someone like Bulford and what he's had to sacrifice and throw away.
We know who's who now.
It's been years.
We know who stood up.
We know who sat down.
We know who said no.
We know who said, more money, please.
So?
This is why it's time to fucking start going a little bit.
Because they're not.
Do you think they're going to do that?
They're all drunk.
They're all drunken on drugs.
We're being pummeled by a bunch of fat losers all drunken on drugs.
This is embarrassing.
I'm embarrassed on behalf of everyone and myself.
This is embarrassing that we have allowed this to happen once you realize that, oh my God, everything, we're being basically lorded over.
And then you look over the fence to see who it is, and it's a bunch of dweebs, a bunch of fat loser and degenerate.
That one's doing coke off a little kid.
Gross.
What the fuck is this?
It's like a demented backyard party.
You're just peering over the fence like, oh my God.
Like, oh, they're just pedophiles straight up over there.
They're all drunk.
This is, who is this?
This is the government.
This is the people in charge.
Oh, okay.
How fat is that one?
We don't know.
We're going to see how fat we can make him.
Good.
That's the health minister, you said?
Okay, excellent.
Yes.
And these are the people supposed to be fighting crime.
Is that them just colluding with...
Okay, good.
Oh, these are the health people.
Are those the doctors?
Are they taking money?
Who's not giving them money?
Is that a Chinese guy?
What was that?
What's going on here?
The whole thing.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you look.
Name me one thing, one thing in the federal government that is working as it should to a high standard, and everybody's proud to be there, and it's not a fucking shit show.
Name me one.
I'll name you a bunch more that you can definitely add to that list.
As of today, the federal employees of Canada are going on strike.
Oh, boohoo.
Let's listen.
Let's look at this.
Ottawa drew up a list of 23 departments and agencies that will be affected by the job action.
Immigration, refugees, and citizenship.
There will be delays in processing applications and passport services.
As well, some friends of mine are trying to escape the fucking military, but they can't because they're on strike now.
Veterans Affairs is on strike now.
Everybody's on strike now.
Do you know what they're on strike for?
I'll tell you what they're not on strike for.
They're not on strike for reinstituting laid-off workers as a result of illegal, insane, immoral vaccine mandates.
That's not what they're protesting for.
Are they protesting for James Topp to have his honor and his job restored by this institution?
No, that's not what they're protesting for.
Are they protesting that the government needs to recognize the thousands and thousands of dead piling up around this country, alarmingly, many of them young children, teenagers?
Nope, that is not what they're protesting for.
Could they be protesting for the fact that it turns out our entire government is sold out to various foreign countries, according to our own security service, and no one seems to give a shit about that?
Nope, they're not protesting that either.
Maybe perhaps it's the war in Ukraine.
No, it's not.
Is it mass migration?
No, actually, they want more mass migration.
Okay, so these people are protesting what?
They want more money.
These people who don't give a shit about all the things I just mentioned at all think they deserve a raise for being good government bootlickers.
That's neat.
Let's watch this.
Collaboration.
And somebody produced all these signs and paid for these.
These aren't, you know, it adds up fast, trust me.
Collaboration is when one actually hears what we are asking for.
Interesting.
Parliamentarians got two huge raises, but government workers pennies.
Shame on them, says this fucking loser in a mask.
Hey, asshole, you work for the empire.
I hope they replace you with a migrant.
I hope they fire every single fucking one of you and replace you from somebody from Pakistan.
I really do.
I don't give a shit.
I have zero sympathy.
I don't fucking care at all.
You're going to strike for more money.
Government workers are going to strike for more money.
You're already the biggest fucking employer in the country.
You're the biggest welfare bunch of bums in the country.
Let me go back from all the times they've been super helpful.
Yep, not a single time.
Completely useless.
Really fucked up.
And it's like designed this way.
What's this one say?
Fair access to employment for all Canadians.
Remove all barriers.
Oh, this is starting to sound like an open borders kind of thing, isn't it?
What's this one say?
I can't see.
Get out of the way, old lady.
Turn.
Oh, better representation of all Canadians in the workplace.
What do they mean when they say all Canadians?
You know what they mean.
What they mean is the migrants and the non-Canadians.
When they say all Canadians, they mean the people that aren't Canadian.
We want a fair contract.
Oh, so you're not being fairly compensated as a boot of the empire?
Oh, I'm sorry.
We'll get right on that.
What do these other ones say?
So they want more money.
More money and more migrants, it sounds like.
What's that say?
Time has come to show this insanity.
Enough is enough.
I couldn't see it.
We want more money, bro.
Didn't you notice how fat, and again, government workers?
What did I say?
The average Canadian?
All fat, just mud.
Oh.
Oh, Donald wants to go over the car.
*sad music*
2% increase means we lose it.
We will lose at it will just make us buy, pay more in tax.
Not fair for sure.
What kind of fucking moron made this site?
Is she handicapped?
2% increase means we lose as it will just...
2% won't pay the rent.
2% is for milk.
Oh, the government slay.
Oh, damn.
I feel so sorry.
The CRA workers, you guys.
The CRA workers helping to bilk all you people.
I feel bad for them.
Because look, they're not going to be able to afford milk.
Look at these abominations.
They're not going to be able to afford milk.
They're only 400 pounds.
You're not going to let them shrink to 300 pounds, are you?
What kind of monsters are?
Look, I'm going to fix this whole thing.
Okay, let's turn the sound off.
You tell me if this hits any different here.
Oh, you're cranky?
Oh, let's hear it.
Are you guys cranky?
Let's hear it.
What's the problem?
Oh, hi.
Is this the lineup for cheese?
Are you guys starving?
Are you?
Oh, damn.
You look so I'm so sorry.
You're so hungry looking.
Hot dogs are that way.
Now keep going.
Free hot dogs.
Free cheeseburgers.
Free cheeseburgers, you poor starving people.
You poor government people.
10,000 healthcare workers laid off.
How many thousands of cops, soldiers, firemen, first responders laid off?
All gone.
That doesn't matter.
These guys need free hot dogs.
So I just, I hopefully, If anybody was curious to where I...
Do you support that protest?
Do you support...
If it doesn't, I hate you.
You're so stupid.
You're probably one of those people in the crowd.
Oh, so like, I don't gotta.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, the average Canada enjoyer.
What a train wreck.
Gooseboy, buddy.
Oh, the ice cream's getting too expensive.
I don't want to cancel Disney Plus.
Oh, ice cream!
Oooooooooooooooooooo!
For all Canadians!
What do you, why?
Are you saying that some Canadians get pay raises and some don't?
That's not true.
What do you mean all Canadians exactly?
Immigration And refugees.
Okay, I see where this is going.
You're trying to, this is some kind of move.
What are they negotiating?
They want to have some kind of barriers removed, it sounds like.
Because, I mean, geez, to get a Canadian citizenship, I mean, you even have to come here.
We should just start giving it to people all over the world.
That's what it should be.
How about the new Everyone is a Canadian campaign?
Let's do that one, Liberal Party.
Hey, the Conservatives are all about this too, so let's just cut the shit.
Let's just get to the end.
Let's stop the foreplay, all right?
We both know somebody's about to get fucked, okay?
So let's just get it over with.
Everyone is now a Canadian, so everyone, whoever wants to, just come on in.
Who cares anymore?
A person is a person is a person, and a person is a Canadian, and a Canadian is a person.
La la la.
Let's hold hands.
Kumbaya, everybody.
Just like John Lennon wanted, you know?
Let's do that.
You don't want to, that's racist to not do that.
People that are in Pakistan right now have every right to enjoy the benefits of our tax labor as the people in, you know, Congo do.
And the people of India.
And the people of wherever the fuck I want.
Turkey, Libya, Iran, Yemen, wherever.
Latin America.
They are all entitled to the labor of your tax benefit.
They are.
They are.
And if you say no, you're a racist, which is a name that I'm calling you and ultimately means nothing.
I'm just going to call you a name.
And ironically, that name calling is enough to prevent you from dissenting.
People don't want to dissent because they will be called names.
So they quietly accept this madness.
Wow.
Where are all the men?
Where are all the people?
Where are all the what?
Did you not see the video?
We literally have to make them.
We have to build them ourselves.
We have to take what remnants of the society that still exists.
cobble it together like some kind of Dr. Frankenstein's monster on a battlefield.
Gun tape, jamming sand and wounds, like, I don't know, put this in your mouth, stop screaming.
I don't, do we have to cut his leg off?
I don't know, I don't know, just here, hold this.
Put some dirt in it.
Shut up, shut up!
Here, here.
Stick them on the helicopter.
We got to salvage this.
And that's how I did Battlefield First Aid.
Okay?
That was only a 20% exaggeration.
Just good enough.
Get him out.
Let's go.
Fortunate.
And you know what?
I get to not feel that bad about it because I'm just being honest.
They were all Afghans.
Everybody I did anything on was Afghani.
I think it would have been much more stressful and traumatizing to do work on an actual one of our own guys.
Someone you know, one of your friends.
Fuck, that would be intense.
No.
No thanks.
No thank you, please.
Please.
Please and thanks.
No?
I don't know.
All right.
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And me.
I did that all in one breath.
Man on the mountain, thank you very much, sir.
Crayon Minister says, remember when $11 orange juice expenses nearly brought down Harper?
He says, I miss the shuffles cards 2014.
I missed a decade ago.
That was only 10 years ago.
Did you imagine living in 2013, 14, and we're all the same people, but at those stages in our lives?
Probably most of us, a lot of us anyway, are like, uh, hey.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what the hell?
Did you?
You saw that too.
This is something weird.
Is there something weird going on?
Something weird's going on.
Uh, And then at the same time, you want to see what's going on?
You want to show you something?
Here, come here.
Come on, have a seat.
Sit down.
I got the pictures I can show you.
You want to see a video?
You want to see a little movie?
Huh?
Okay.
Donnie, put the fucking movie on.
It's just a two-minute compilation.
Oh, do I have that song?
No, I don't.
I have to hurry.
Don't need to put the fucking movie on for a moment.
And you're just sitting there waiting.
Movie comes on.
Screen goes black.
You're like, what the hell is this?
This?
That's the future.
I see June.
You want to know?
Just imagine what would be on the screen.
What year is this?
What a wonderful world.
That's 2023.
I see skies of blue and colours of white.
Okay, okay, seriously.
What the listen day.
why is nobody doing anything and I think to myself they're not actually gonna take those back they're lining up they're lining up in the tens of thousands the colors of the rainbow turn it off no you know what for a second hey he shot himself that's what most that's what most happens to most people what
are gonna do who cares nobody's ever kid nobody cares nobody's ever kid stormy heart says thank you for speaking that way about the health aspects lately it's tough but reasonable and it's truly very motivating you're completely right drink less work out more it's easier than it sounds and it's very important you have to think of like the cumulative effect where it's like what difference does it make if i just do a little bit of an effort it's like so i become two percent better at you know stuff yeah that's two percent
from you and one percent from her and three percent from him and nine percent from him two percent from her what and and let's add all this up collectively that's like an entire other person's worth of effort so like the the collective effort of 20 of you trying to get a little bit stronger a little bit smarter a little bit better person you've now made up the ground that would have been covered by an entire other person of
effort level of giving a fuck because and that's the problem why doesn't anybody give a fuck well you have to start with yourself if you can truly give a fuck about yourself then you can really start to care about other things and other people so it's not really the manpower it's the quality i've always been a quality over quantity person that's my preference that's my preferred doctrine i was never
a big fan of the human wave technique didn't seem smart to me what are they doing oh this is just what they do oh they're just charging with fixed bayonets at machine gun positions oh yeah they're all 10,000
people were just killed in about a minute yeah I don't know didn't work this time but sometimes it does holy fuck that seems like an insane what are you not too worried about manpower losses like you can't replace people this fast hey listen it's the 1940 it's 1916 everyone wants to die anyway people are volunteered so they can get out of this faster but
anyway you know I just think I just think it's true if you if you if you if you try harder on yourself and you're gonna benefit from it you're gonna feel better you're gonna like how you you know you're gonna look better you're gonna like that you're gonna be happier about that you're gonna be more positive this is momentum you start you start stacking these little wins and then you add them up and it's like all those together is like a medium-sized win it's a nice little package of W's there you can have which then serves as like
well if I did this maybe I can do this now and it's like crawling out of a fucking hole and that's that's where fucking that's where tough people get made crisby says eat food less chemicals yes no no chemicals I want to eat food I want to eat honey from bees I want to eat fruit from trees I want to eat animals from the wild and
I want to you know not take chemicals ejected into my body because some fat guy from a from a software company said I had to and eat you know pink goo that was cooked up in a you know God knows what packaged and frozen and shipped here from fucking the other side of Mexico like I don't no food give me food this isn't food
this is made in some kind of psychotic factory get it out I don't know what that wasn't supposed to be Schwarzenegger that was like some kind of weird Swedish Schwarzenegger Varnal Schwarzenegger was Swedish get this out of here I don't want to see this again this is not food this is plastic pretending to be food calm down Swedish Arnold no Swedish
Arnold's on a rampage he's gonna eat someone sergeant rock says diagonal body break butt break diagonal body break brought to you by rage and morgan meanwhile out in bc the government becomes drug dealer and overdose deaths have never been higher see how the government is on your side i do have that story let's go over there dndf he says chelsea i chose i says we need to bring back red rover
bring it all back bring it all back bring back the ruthlessness of the 80s bring back bullying bring back cheap cocaine bring back unreasonably fast cars bring it all back i want the mullets i want the jean jackets and i want the fucking 1985 version of the fucking goddamn western powers i want ronald reagen sending delta force to liquidate pieces of shit with
ruthless abandon just bah there's communists over here sir destroy them all america jets fly over and they paint the american flag bring it all back bring back jim belushi bring it all back all of it we want it all there we're not compromising on anything never i
don't care what you gotta do bring get Robin Williams back from the dead and put Mark and Mindy back on.
I don't give a fuck, but you're gonna figure it out.
Bring it all back.
Bring it all back now.
Bring it on, Matt!
I'm going to start up like a...
Bring it all back!
Bring it all back!
We'll go kill you!
I'm going to kill you.
This is the happiest murder militia I've ever seen.
They're all having a great time.
Kind of makes me want to join in.
No, Johnson, no, they're terrorists.
But look how much fun they're having.
They're singing and dancing.
Who do you think the first person from Cesis to defect to Diagalon is going to be?
It's going to happen.
One of these days, somebody's going to do it.
And then they're going to reveal, like, actually, I'm a double agent.
I'm going to go, actually, I knew this whole time.
And then Ferry's going to lock the door.
And they're going to be like, no.
And it's going to be like a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Cut in the middle with you.
You're not going to cut my ear off, are you?
I don't want to have to do that.
No.
Wait, what?
I said I don't want to have to do that.
Leave the rest up to interpretation.
Godzilla in chains is Sergeant Robert E. Grantham and First Lieutenant John D. Hale were helicopter spotters shot out of the sky for Vietnam in a totally worthless war, except for corrupt politicians in the military-industrial complex.
See, this is the thing.
When you fight against this stuff, people say they want to honor the veterans, right?
How do I, what do I do?
Stop these fucking wars.
So this doesn't happen to anyone else.
This is the worst thing that can happen.
War is the worst thing that can happen.
It's disastrous and only as a last resort because you lose the best people you have on both sides, the youngest, healthiest, fittest.
I mean, you have to screen them to fight and train them and everything.
You need smart people to operate these machines.
Like, this isn't easy shit.
It's actually, even just to be a soldier in a Western military, you can't be stupid anymore.
It's not like, oh, just show up and hold a gun.
No, no.
Nope.
You have to be fairly quick.
There's a lot to operate.
There's fucking satellite GPS tracking devices and advanced communication systems, and you're fucking calling in, you know, do you have any idea how difficult this is?
Like, to just be a guy on the ground?
I don't want to do it.
One of my buddies did.
I'm like, fuck, you're autistic or something.
He has to know attack vectors and, you know, in-routes and out-routes of all these different aircraft.
He's tracking in his mind, in the air, you know, over a radio headset while looking for targets on the ground and then coordinating them to come in and destroy them.
I'm just, I'm like, that's crazy.
I wish I could, I mean, that guy's walking around like God.
Yeah, J-Tax, that's what they are.
Tactical air controller.
So he just walks around like, I don't like this building.
No, that's better.
There's some people over here in this ditch I think I want to have on fire.
Yeah, that'll do.
All right.
Who else wants to die today?
It's a fucking badass job, dude.
One of the guys I went to Seesaw with ended up doing that, and I was like, fuck, that's intense.
Like, I couldn't.
I'm not good with the math.
I can rough estimate stuff, but that is not a rough estimate.
That's precision to a degree that I'm very uncomfortable even attempting.
I wouldn't even try that.
I'm like, nope, that's not my wheelhouse, but you have fun, buddy.
I'm very proud of you.
I wish I could walk around with a magic microphone.
I wish I could just point to things and then watch them be destroyed before my eyes.
That would be incredible.
Imagine he's just walking through Iraq, like, or taking sniper fire for it.
Where?
Where?
Who is to die now?
Okay, let me see.
Go up to the roof.
This one over here with the blue roof.
It shall be done.
Woof!
Missile comes out of nowhere.
Building's gone.
Is that satisfactory?
Yes.
Thank you, God of Thunder.
You're welcome.
The guy's basically just Odin walking around.
Lightning comes out of the sky, murders everyone.
Imagine being the Iraqis.
You're like fighting, like, you're fighting a supernatural force, it would seem like, right?
Those literally are just guys with Kalishnika's, no training at all.
They're just mean, angry guys with guns.
And they're like, okay, the Americans are coming.
We would have just thrown it in there like...
I would never want to fight the United States.
I wouldn't want to fight anyone in a conventional war against a real power or with real military.
My God.
My God.
From World War I, like, that was like, okay, guys, this is getting dangerous.
This is getting like mass.
Like, the machine guns have really changed the game here.
Machine guns and heavy artillery to big, you know, and then eventually the tank, big developments of World War I made it way deadlier than ever before.
That was 100 and some years ago.
It's a million times worse.
And everyone's like, hey, let's have a war with Russia.
If you thought those wars were bad, if you thought the world wars were bad, you have no idea what you're asking for.
I'm talking half of human civilization eradicated, probably.
That's how bad it would get.
That's how devastating the weapons we have now are.
Jake V4F's winning idea of forced workout camps.
I propose that we hire Goggins to show up with an extra.
I would hire him to be like on TV all the time.
There's just a channel that's just David Goggins 24-7 just yelling at people about not being soft and not giving up and not being a bitch and embracing their whole potential.
Don't be a coward.
Just all the time.
It's like, oh, let's see what Goggins is doing.
You have a bad day.
You're like a high school kid, you know, fucking girlfriend just broke up with me.
Bitch.
Oh, man.
I need Goggins.
What?
Oh, your girlfriend break up with you?
I was.
The world don't care if your girlfriend breaks up with you.
All it cares about is who's hard and who's not.
Yeah, that's right.
You know?
Starts doing push-ups.
She comes over later that afternoon.
He's already moved on.
I feel really bad about it.
Don't care, bitch.
Got things to do.
Well, you know.
So you can't take it for granted, honey.
Hey, you don't know.
This guy you're about to leave could be one David Goggins video away from being a completely different person.
Hey, if you don't like, if you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my Goggins.
You don't.
You don't deserve me at Goggin Goggins.
Cole's customer support.
That's spam.
I've never bought anything from Kohl's in my life.
Nice try, Nigerian princes.
Jake says, I propose that we hire Goggins with an extraction team to the homes of anyone over Serpia.
Goggins has to run the fitness camp.
How much do you think he charges?
He'd do it for free.
It would be an honor to fix your bitch-ass civilization.
I would love that shit.
The more it hurts, the happier I am.
He is an intense fellow.
I'm glad we hired him.
I've never had an opportunity to take as many souls in my life.
I love souls.
I'm the motherfucking soul king.
He's just, he's just, people are just evaporating in front of him and going into his mouth now.
He's like the mummy.
What was that movie?
The Brendan Fraser?
That's what Goggins is doing to people.
He's going to live forever.
David Goggins will live forever.
Goggins and Colbert.
Yeah, that's right.
I could tell you where I learned how to do this, but I can't.
Because it's a haunted coal furnace.
And I promise I would never speak his name.
But I'm hungry for souls.
So his name was Colbert.
David, stop devouring people.
We hired you to help fix them, not use them as fuel to create, you know, now he's levitating and floating around.
Oh, God, this isn't good.
He's got, yeah, he's got unnatural power again, guys.
What have we done?
What have we done?
I can see in the dark.
Oh, great.
He can see in the dark.
He can float and he sees in the dark now.
That's good.
It's good.
I'm going outside.
I can smell somebody taking it easy.
David, it's smoke break time.
Oh, Jesus.
This might have been a mistake.
He's not going to shoot lasers out of his eyes, is he?
He might.
If anyone was ever going to develop the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyes, it's going to be him.
Granted, it's very unlikely David Goggins will shoot lasers out of his eyes anytime.
But as a human race, species, the whole thing, if there's anyone that potentially could, I think it could be him.
Somebody would be like, Liam Neeson.
No, no, Liam Neeson's an actor.
I have met some guys, though, that would.
They could shoot lasers.
don't know if they if they eat enough souls I Maybe that's what we do.
We just feed David Goggins enough souls until he can eat Moloch.
He'll be like that guy from the Green Mile.
And he just.
All right, we've got to move on.
This is getting ridiculous.
I know I got to grease the mic, Billy Bob.
I suppose I said I would, and I completely forgot, and I ran out of time.
I was like, do I have enough time?
No, I don't.
Fuck it.
You're getting all squeaks tonight.
Listen, when it's gone, you're going to miss it.
You're like, I miss the squeaking.
I don't even know if I'm listening.
This could be AI, for all I know.
That's my anti-AI device.
I got this.
Because the AI can't do this.
The AI can't buy.
Actually, this one was a little expensive.
This was like $100 maybe.
The AI can't buy a shitty fucking microphone arm and neglect it, make it rusty and dirty, and then squeak it annoyingly into its audience.
It's not at that level.
It doesn't know how to be that meta.
It doesn't know.
Anyway, thanks, Billy Bob.
Robert Leary says, you almost made me spit out my coffee this morning when I was listening to one of last week's shows when you said, I hope you get hit by a truck.
A truck, a truck, a milk truck.
Talking about pee-pee.
Yeah.
A fucking truck full of milk.
I laughed out loud at an open office concept.
That's awesome.
Everyone's just miserable.
Like, dude, this is why we're going to win.
Okay?
I guarantee, like, most people are at their, they're just miserable.
Like, I hope we get another booster soon.
They're all soulless defeated.
They're all miserable.
And there he is.
Just like at work.
He seems to be doing all right.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's probably going to own all of you people as slaves soon.
I'm just kidding.
Or am I?
Kieran Kansner says, if federal employees are on strike, does that mean PJ Target is offline?
He's a federal employee of a different government, I think.
So I don't think this one cares.
Camus Geese says, Come on, you apes, you want to live forever?
Yeah, that's lame.
He says, Isn't that what Garanthum was in the USAF?
Goran Thumb was, was he a J-TAC, you mean?
Or a was he a PJ?
He was something weird.
No, he was definitely an infantry guy.
He must have been a JTAC.
Yeah, he was probably a J-TAC then.
That's a fucking great, wild job.
It's cool as fuck.
And you're like, it's kind of safe, too.
Like, I mean, relatively, considering the work environment.
You're not safe by any means, but safe-ish, you know, because you're not going to be right in the front with the guys.
You're going to be kind of a little bit back from a position to observe things.
Kind of like, you know, you might be probably right with the near the sniper crew and stuff, right?
Somewhere, observing.
Watching, looking for tour.
If you can't see shit, it's kind of hard to fucking, anyway.
So you just kind of sit somewhere and be like, all of these people will die now.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
We used to have some of them in the labs, in the mechanized infantry companies.
They'd be in the vehicles, and you'd have crazy optics with those things.
You could see for kilometers.
They'd drive those to some spot and just be perched up there.
What's that one doing?
That one is directing murder from the sky.
Freaking the Afghans out.
We can see in the dark.
We can hear your own thoughts.
We can bomb you from space.
Allah, please protect us from these animals.
Ah!
It's so like, imagine living there, being one of those people, and this stuff happens.
The Empire from Star Wars shows up.
These people live in like ancient barbaric conditions.
When I was there, it was the poorest country in the world.
Mud buildings with nothing in them, a couple of carpets that they'd lay on, some pots that they cook in and shit in, and it's like, it's it.
They don't own anything.
It's fucking crazy.
Incredible, crazy.
And that's basically every day forever.
And then one day, like the Star Destroyers appear in the sky, and there's all these, like, juggernaut troops marching around.
And you're like, what in the fuck is this?
We'll escape at night.
No, they can see you in the dark.
They can see you in the dark.
They can hear you through the walls.
And if you think you're safe, fire from the sky will just come and incinerate you.
And they were like, we will fight on anyway.
Allah will protect us and deliver the final victory.
The fucking balls on you.
I'll give you that.
Damn.
That's some hard.
Dude, you say we want.
They're fucking hardcore.
Hard fucking people.
You can't, the only way, and And that's the thing.
It's like, listen, sir.
How do we win this war in Afghanistan?
Okay.
There's one option.
You're not going to like it.
I don't care.
I'm a man of war.
You tell me what it is.
Okay.
We have to kill everybody.
What?
Yeah.
Genocide.
Kill every single person, every living soul that isn't with us.
We kill them all, and then we conquer the territory, and we install colonists and hold this ground forever.
That is what we can do.
Anything other than that is a massive waste of time, and there's no enemy to defeat.
There's no army to destroy.
We're just going to be here running around chasing criminals, getting blown up and shot at forever, literally forever.
All these people hate us.
This is a pointless...
And then there's Northrop Groman, and then there's Lockheed Martin, and we got, man, Raytheon's coming in with some contracts, and we're going to try and stretch this out.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, this is just a business plan for you?
Well, that's weird.
Because you demanded basically my life and soul in this fucking futile belief that this was somehow some kind of endeavor that was worth my life.
And it turns out you're just what?
This is some kind of business plan?
Well, that makes me very upset.
On account of a bunch of my friends getting killed and so on.
So I don't like your business.
I don't like your business plan.
I think it sucks.
I think it's gay.
And I think all of those people perpetuating this and contributing to it should be on trial for crimes against humanity, convicted and executed.
That's what should happen.
So when people, that's my final conclusion, because I get asked that a lot over the years.
Like, what should people do to help, but like, what's the best thing?
The best thing you could ever do to help not just war veterans today, the ones in the past, but the ones in the future, is to speak up about this shit and stop letting them get away with these fucking wars.
They shouldn't happen in the first place.
That's how you help them by saving them from going to hell for no reason.
It's not an exaggeration.
I've had to think about that too.
They always say, you know, war is hell.
I'm like, oh, yeah, I get it.
But a lot of introspection and thought, and it's like, it is.
It has the conditions for the worst kind of human experience that you can have.
Mental, physical torture and anguish, you know, to levels that you're...
And you're like, oh, okay, yeah, this is hell.
Like, there's not really much.
What's worse?
Oh, man, I had so many exams at university.
That's what my peers were doing.
The kids I went to high school with.
That was how they had a rough year in 2007.
Oh, man, midterms were so crazy.
I was hungover.
Like, that's cool.
I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Oh, why not?
I just don't think we have a lot in common anymore.
Let's just put it that way.
You know?
So it becomes difficult for them to reconnect with their own old lives because they're completely different people now.
You can't go back to your old life.
You can't do that and then go back to doing what you were doing like nothing happened and just hang out with the same people.
You need all new friends.
You're in a whole different level.
You're in a whole different sphere of human existence now.
Good luck.
And that's, you know, so a lot of times they don't even do that.
They just withdraw from society and it's like, I don't belong anywhere.
I don't belong.
Yeah, you belong with your guys, like us.
We belong with each other.
But they don't tell you that.
They just say, oh, just go home and go back to normal.
Well, that's impossible.
Crisby says, I can't cope without you in my life.
Cheers be with you.
Thanks, sir.
Oh, yeah.
So that's how you help them.
These wars are nonsense, and they're horseshit, and they have to stop.
And these people are criminals, and this needs to be talked about.
That documentary that just came out, or it's been out for a little while, almost a year, I guess.
I had no idea.
I'd never heard of it, which is crazy because I've been following vet TV and their development before they existed, when they launched.
I've given the money a few times because I'm like, this is a great idea.
It's time to talk about the war, or let's talk about the war.
I'm not going to go over it again.
I played a bunch of trailers another time.
And it's the same, and a lot of them say, hey, this is the same thing we did in Vietnam.
So we learned nothing.
It will keep continuing.
And now Ukraine.
The guys that know what's going on about these wars are the people that were in them.
Not people on television.
Not some fucking politician who's a fat piece of garbage that just needs another raise.
And Mr. Speaker, if it wasn't for Holocaust, Mr. Speaker, if it wasn't for them, and they're all millionaires and they're all telling you to hashtag stay home.
Yeah, they don't know anything about anything.
They're complete fucking morons.
They live in a political bubble.
They have no attachment to the real world whatsoever.
They're a class of people that we no longer need as a civilization.
We no longer need the professional full-time politician.
If we ever did, we do not need them at all.
There is no point in them.
They're just vampires.
They're completely useless.
And they're just in the way.
They don't know anything.
So.
No, that's outrageous.
Yeah, you weren't there.
You weren't fucking there.
I was there.
He was there.
We were all there.
This is what happened, motherfucker.
Sit down.
Shut up.
I earned the right to talk about these things.
You didn't do anything.
You sat there and signed checks and signed papers and rubber stamped so the murdering could continue, so the war can continue and the pillaging can continue and the bankers can keep banking.
And you just sat there rubbing your fucking hands together the whole time.
And now you're like, hey, make me prime minister.
Go fuck yourself.
Get another booster and die.
Go fuck yourself.
I hate you so much.
The amount of power that you've accrued that you could use to tell the truth about any number of things.
But, well, I mean, you're going to play 5D chess.
You have to, why?
Oh, you have to?
Why?
So you can advance your career.
Why?
So you can get elected.
Why?
So you can get the next job.
Why?
So you can get the next job.
Why?
So you can get the next job and the next job and the more money.
And on and on and on and on.
And then when the prime minister's chair or the president's chair, you know what they're eyeing up?
The next job.
You think it ends there?
It doesn't.
They're going to be the director of the fucking such-and-such fund or without our foundation, which is a very powerful entity that we've trusted to help manage our fucking affairs of global bullshit.
And they just keep going.
There's never going to be a time.
It's always a justification for why they have to do it.
They can't tell the truth when it's easy.
Why would they do it when it's hard?
Of course they're not going to do it.
They're never going to do it.
They're content to ignore all of this and ignore the fact that all of this happened.
All these people died.
Wars have killed a bunch of them now.
They've killed a bunch of my friends and they continue to die.
They continue to do this and kill themselves.
They're casualties of the same war.
If it wasn't for that, they'd still be alive.
Now they've caused all kinds of other casualties with this fucking stupid needle campaign.
The needle, Operation Needle Slut.
And they won't mention that either.
They're not going to look at that either.
Because 5D chess, bro, listen, they're murdering scum.
They're murdering scum.
They don't even have the wherewithal to ask questions or anything.
They're just going along with it.
Content to leave it to the little guy on the street and like random assortments of vet.
This isn't new.
Did you know every single war produces another generation of veterans that go, this whole thing is bullshit.
This whole government is bullshit.
These people are liars.
They're murderers and lying.
Fuck this.
We got to do something about this.
Every one, every single war, and they hide it from you.
There was a whole Iraq war Veterans for Peace movement.
Tens of thousands of guys.
Big marches completely ignored.
Completely ignored.
And then you have fat dum-dums.
I support the troops.
You don't have to support the war, but you have to support the troops.
That was the fucking, you know.
What?
How are you supporting the troops by enabling a war to continue that is getting them killed?
That's not supporting them.
That's extending the odds of them getting killed.
The longer this goes on, the more likely I am to die because it's the same guys going back over and over again.
Wasn't like you do your one tour and leave.
I mean, some of us, I only did.
Some guys went back three times, four times, five times.
I know a guy that's seven times.
Some Americans had 12, 13 tours.
Like, that's retarded, dude.
Retarded.
Gotta support your dad, the banker bailouts.
I mean, my God.
They just constantly sit by and watch horrible things happen and go, well, what do you want me to do about it?
Your job?
Your job.
You see this building you work in where there's like 380 of you is whatever it is?
We're supposed to go in there and go, excuse me, may I have your attention?
And then you bring these things up.
That's your job, dude.
No, it's to do what the party leader says and to sign things and to go, Mr. Speaker.
No, that's not your job.
That's theater.
That's nonsense.
You're just in this complacent routine of a bunch of alcoholic drug addicts that don't really want to do.
They're doing the bare minimum.
They're doing the bare minimum to support their lifestyle of drinking and fucking each other and doing drugs.
Okay?
That's your time to, you should be bringing these things up.
And instead of, you know, this person's like, I just want to acknowledge we're on the unceded territory.
Shut the fuck up, unceded territory.
They're doing all this kind of crap.
Oh, this person in the community today, he was all yawn, like we've got a lot going on, and it's just all empty, dead air, wasted time.
well, what do you want them to do?
They're not, it's not like they're doing everything they can and just can't win.
No one's doing anything.
They're not even trying.
They're asleep on the job.
And you're like, what do you mean what I want them to do?
Fuck.
He's asleep.
It's because...
Cast the milk.
Cast some milk.
Okay.
Wow.
Another riveting, passionate performance from the official opposition.
Austere religious scholar says, when I was at PBSG, PBSG, Patrol Base.
Which one was that?
PBSG?
Are you American?
It was MSG, and there was PBW.
What's PBSG?
Anyway, it says there was this ANA dude who disemboweled himself because I guess he had gastro so bad and he didn't want to wake the medics.
He said he was trying to cut the pain out.
Oh my God.
And he says, nine-liner and everything, Kiwa, Hilo, call sign, Banshee, we're insane.
Taking out an entire grid square for one guy.
Oh, yeah, you're an American.
Cheers.
That's insane.
Dr. Jenstein says, visit a Starbucks today in Vancouver.
I wasn't stabbed, but there was an 800-pound lady in a motorized wheelchair, and an ultra-gay guy served me.
We are very healthy over here.
Those are government employees, Dr. Jenstein.
That was CESIS and the cabinet minister of safety that you're talking about, okay?
So, and health, safety and health.
All right.
Kamiski says they fought the Russians in the 80s.
Yeah, the Afghanis fought the Russians in the 80s, and they beat them too.
So what were you thinking there?
What was the plan there?
We're going to invade Afghanistan?
Okay.
And we're going to destroy their government?
Okay, and then we're going to...
Ah, I don't know.
That's a good idea.
That doesn't sound like a good strategy at all.
We've got to get bin Laden.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Really?
Couldn't we just assassinate him from space or something?
I mean, you guys.
No, no.
All of our super insane high-tech abilities to find anyone anywhere in the United States or around the world, basically within seconds if we want to, has all evaporated, and Osama bin Laden has just disappeared into the map.
He's a fucking 6'4 with a dialysis machine that he needs to live every day.
And he, I don't know, he just...
He huffed it over the...
Damn!
Really?
The sick old guy with the dialysis?
Yeah, he just hoofed over the fence.
I got one of his sandals, but then, you know, he was running across the neighbor's lawn, and I don't know, I didn't see him after that.
Who knows?
He could be anywhere.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
In the meantime, we're going to invade Iraq now.
What?
Yeah, I know.
It doesn't make a lot of sense, but we're not here to ask questions, troops, okay?
We're here to fucking get the business done.
Alright?
It doesn't have to make sense.
We're not here to make sense.
We're here to kill.
We're here to do our fucking jobs.
We're here to do them good.
We're going to make sure everybody keeps on.
So I don't want to hear any of this fucking...
That doesn't matter right now.
What matters is...
Is the Sergeant Major okay?
I don't.
I think he's just giving up.
He had his third divorce.
I don't think he gives a shit anymore.
I think he wants to die.
If anybody needs me, I'll be doing push-ups in that minefield over there.
Yeah, yeah, he wants to die.
Man on the Mountain says Sanford and Sun theme song.
The wife figured it out.
Yeah.
I believe that harkens back to the pre-cable days of Rabbit Earth television.
I just saw it one day, that song was playing, and I just, I can't remember why I associate it with this big fat guy.
The two things are inseparable in my mind.
I can't see one or hear one without immediately connecting it to the other.
The song makes me laugh every time I see it, and every time I see people like that, I think of the song and I laugh.
So I just laugh it all the time.
Let's put a smile on that face.
Blams says, unceded territory.
You were conquered.
Deal with it.
Changed my mind.
Nobody here had anything to do with anything that happened then.
It was a long time ago.
They're all dead, arguing over something that, I mean, that's stupid and asinine.
How are you going to, well, we're going to retroactively fix something that happened 300 years ago by addressing people?
Shut the fuck up.
This is witchcraft communist gobbledygooks thinking.
Cam is key.
It says the background noise.
Are you streaming next to a general electric?
Yes.
It's a rocket ship.
Actually, I don't know what that is.
Is it the furnace?
Yeah, that's the furnace.
Yeah, I think so.
It's don't worry.
Don't worry.
Listen, Phillip has some state-of-the-art weapons in here, and they require power.
Michael the Conqueror, how you doing, brother?
He says, looking sharp.
Thanks for the broadcast, and God bless you and the family.
And he blesses me in the name of Jesus.
Those are strong words.
I appreciate it.
AMT says, do you know Kevin J. Johnson?
Yeah, a mayoral candidate for Calgary.
AHS sued him for speaking against him.
He lost and owes $650,000.
I saw that.
And can't speak against AHS anymore.
He says, he's appealing.
If he loses, we all lose our voice.
We already have.
They do whatever they want to whoever they want, and sitting around thinking it's going to get better for some reason is ridiculous.
The only people that are going to fix this are the people you already know.
So if we have to be the ones to fucking try and figure out what we have to do here, then so be it.
So let's start working on ourselves and getting into a position where we can do something about it because a bunch of people that want to just fucking gossip and fuck with each other and get drunk and stoned all the time, guess what?
They're not going to do anything.
That's just a gaggle of people coping.
I don't want to cope.
I want to win.
Right?
Because that's the scenario where I'm not dead.
Because where this goes, we're all dead.
I don't want to be dead.
So I'm not just going to Sit around and, you know, but yeah, Cam doesn't like my power plant.
I don't know what you want me to do.
Just enjoy it.
Enjoy.
Pretend I'm in a spaceship.
This is the DSS genocide.
That's the flagship of the Empire.
The Diaglon super ship genocide.
What was USS United States ship?
What did they do in Star Target?
Is that Star Trek?
The USS Enterprise.
Yeah, right.
So they just.
Wouldn't it be like the United Federations?
Who cares?
Cares what nerd shit?
Regardless.
Just pretend I'm in a battleship or something cool.
Stop whining about it.
Turn a negative into a positive.
It's not an annoying furnace sound.
It's the sound of a hate generator powering up for more racism.
Man on the Mountain says, didn't War Campaign eliminate Osama bin Laden when Roe was in SEAL Team 6?
He was.
He was in Meal Team 6 at the Deep Fried Burger Line.
Cunning Drauger says, please don't take my coffee away.
You can have your coffee.
He says, we could enter a war canoe race.
I know of one in the fall.
Oh, my lord.
That would be awesome.
Get a team together, get a bunch of matching shirts, and just go crush everyone.
And insist you're from a country that doesn't exist.
Oh, we're immigrants from the nation of D'Angalon.
We're here just only purely on a humiliation mission.
We've come to make all of you look stupid and pathetic and weak, destroy your war canoe race, and then leave back into the ether from whence we came.
We're strictly here to terrorize your minds and souls.
That's it.
Goodbye.
And he says, felt bad about reaching for the chips.
Now I'm slowly putting the beer back down.
I mean, if you want to have a cup, you know, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.
But I think I've always thought of it like this.
If you've taken offense, if you're like, oh, maybe it applies to you.
If you're like, I have no problem at all with what he just said, it probably doesn't apply to you.
You're probably not.
Because it's your own guilt.
It's your own, like, why are you reacting that way to something I said?
I'm not talking about anyone specific at all.
So why did you take personal offense to it?
Think why that could be.
It's like, I'm actually secretly feel shitty about myself because I haven't gone outside in a month.
You know, something like that.
It's like, could that be why?
You know, you're not mad at me.
You're mad at you.
Trying to help you, you dickhead.
If it bothers you, maybe you have something to be bothered about.
If it doesn't, you're probably good to go.
Or you just don't give a fuck.
And you're like, I don't give a shit at all.
Guy's like 600 pounds.
Well, he's never going to give a shit anyway.
He's committed.
He's committed to the Java lifestyle.
He's like a furry, but they live their alter egos around the inside and they have to grow them out.
They identify as a space alien that loves Doritos.
Dr. Jets says, you are the band playing as the Titanic sinks.
No, we are the life drafts gathering people to then build a better Titanic and then find the people who caused that horrible thing to take place and destroy them because they then went and built the Federal Reserve Bank in the United States and ruined us all.
Just so happens.
Just so happens.
Some of the people don't remember that part of the story.
I don't know why they don't teach it.
I didn't know about it until I learned about it and then thought, this seems like a significant piece of information.
Why didn't anybody tell me about it?
And the plot thickened, you know.
There was an opposition to the construct, the implementation of the Federal Reserve Bank, the Central Bank in the United States.
It wasn't like, hey, yeah, great idea.
Bunch of guys were like, no, terrible fucking idea.
Just so happens they all died on the Titanic.
This is the...
Isn't life funny sometimes?
Squeak.
I'm sorry.
I want to fix it.
I could fix it.
I am starving.
Okay, we only got an hour left.
Thank God.
I gotta eat some more food.
I gotta get bigger.
Bigger.
I'm not stopping until I'm 200 pounds.
It's gonna burst out of these fucking clothes.
Why?
Because I'm extreme.
That's why.
Man on the, I read that one.
Jenstein.
Tassos Platts, how you doing, sir?
He says, I quit the drink, quit the smoke, hitting the gym, going for runs.
Let's get it, boys.
Good for you.
That's another thing where I used to think, well, many times, you know, and everyone does this, I think, where you're like, I plan to eventually.
I'm going to get in shape.
I'm going to get healthy.
I'm going to do all these things.
Like, I'm going to do this event.
Like, I planned.
I'm going to.
Just not right now.
Why not right now?
Like, if you have that, I'm telling you because I did it for years.
It's like, no, I'll just do it eventually.
It was like, no, you won't.
You won't, actually.
You have to, like, decide, like, no, today, tomorrow morning, you know, or like right now.
Like, as you're, and that's how it, that's the most effective time when you actually practice an act of commitment to this new ideal where you're like, I'm not going to eat any more of this trash food.
The next time you, when it starts is when you defeat your first opponent.
That's when you've started.
If the first day you've gone to the gym or you've stepped outside and you put on, there, now it's begun.
You've defeated your first opponent.
Actually starting, you know, when you go to reach for this shitty piece of garbage food, you go, you know what?
No.
And you say no to yourself?
There, it has begun.
It's on.
The next day when you go, ah, fuck it.
You've lost.
I'll do it someday.
Well, it wasn't today, apparently.
It wasn't yesterday either.
Will it be tomorrow?
Hope so.
And, you know, I can't remember why I saw it.
Somebody shared this quote.
It's one of the best ones I've ever...
It says, you always know how much money you have.
You never know how much time you have.
And that's creepy.
It's like, You could die in your sleep.
You could die tomorrow.
Anything could happen.
So it'd be like, I'm going to put off the full potential of my life and happiness and well-being and productivity and contribution to my family and people around me.
I'm going to put that off till later, which may never come because anything could happen.
And right now, I'm just going to focus on cheese right now.
Cheese is where my passion is.
Cheese and sleeping a lot and comic books.
That's what I'm going to really later another time when it's more convenient, you know, when I'm ready, which will never happen.
There's no such thing.
It's something that begins and you just say, or like, I'm not going to drink anymore.
That's when somebody offers you a drink and you go, nope, I'm good.
There, now it's begun.
Now you're in.
The fight, ding, the fight is on.
I only eat, you know, pizzas on the weekends, you know?
It's when you defeat the first urge to not do what you want to do.
That's when you've started, okay?
Not before, not late, that's when it starts.
I'll do it someday.
Like, nope.
It happens right then.
And then you just keep doing that.
After you do it once, it's easier to do it twice.
If you can do it three times, 10 times, 30 times, next thing you know, this is just who you are now.
Congratulations.
You've changed your fucking life through repeating one simple decision over and over and over again.
Oh, man, I don't know if I should get up and exercise for 20 minutes.
Do it.
Do it every day.
After a few months, you're like, this is just what I do every day.
Now you're a person that exercises for 20 minutes when they get up every day.
That's how it's done.
It's not complicated, but it does take.
It's all mental.
It's it.
You just have to.
Wow, this isn't fun anymore.
Ah, now you've reached level two.
Now it's not fun anymore.
Now it's getting uncomfortable.
Now it's getting tough.
Now let's find out who you really are.
Anybody can start something, but following through is much more difficult.
This is when discipline is required.
That's what discipline is.
Discipline is doing something when you don't want to do it, but you know you have to do it.
You've committed to it.
Like, you don't want to go to the, like, fuck, I wish I could, oh, I got to go do leg day.
Like, I don't want to.
Every time, I never want to.
I would rather sit here and play video games or just fucking do nothing.
I would rather do that.
But because of discipline, I force myself to.
And you always feel better after.
You're like, good, I'm glad I didn't.
If you start practicing the opposite of discipline, you start going, I'm just going to sleep and I fucking do it.
You do it one day, you do it two days, you do it three days.
Now, guess what?
Now you're no longer a person.
Now you're a person that sleeps and eats instead of goes to the gym.
And that's where you either win or you lose is in these little mental battles.
That's where the different paths that you can diverge on, the different versions of yourself, that's where those wars are fought.
And that's where you win and lose.
There's no, you know, I just need to take these drugs or I just need a, no, you don't.
It's this.
It's in there.
You win in here, you win out there.
Every time.
They don't want you to know that.
They want you to think you need their help.
No, you need these products.
No, you need this trainer.
You need all you got.
We got to squeeze you dry of money first before it.
No, none of that's necessary.
This.
Decide.
Island.
Jason says, can you please add Vancouver Island to the DAG map?
We're not all lefties here.
Listen, you're behind enemy territory.
We plan to nuke that island and then use it for dinosaur research, okay?
So I may actually, I may go there.
That may be my first stop on the Rage Cage, or what is it?
Road Rage Terror Tour.
Yeah.
The RRTT, the double R Double T. RRTT, hashtag, it's a fucking hate symbol now.
Put it in the database.
We got another one.
We got another one.
Put it in the database.
HPI.
Put it into HP.
RRTT.
Oh my God.
I'm going to just start giving out rubber duckies all the time.
It's just going to be...
Put rubber duckies into HP.
Rubber duckies means the purity of the duck.
It means white supremacy.
They're all the same kind of duck.
Okay?
They're like identical ducks.
And what does that tell us?
It tells that these people are obsessed with order and conformity and everything.
These people are fascists.
And this is their ideal version of a rubber duck that they are trying to subliminably install into your mind to trick you into being a Nazi.
So that is why.
Well, that is the expert from the anti-hate network, and they're going to be adding the rubber ducky to the hate pedia.
Rubber duckies, the new symbol of Hitler.
I wonder at what point fucking with them will stop being fun.
I don't think ever.
I don't think ever.
Hey, maybe let's make rubber duckies a hate symbol.
I've already made a bunch.
It's basically any hate symbol is just whatever I think is funny.
Whatever I like, whatever anyone likes.
Whatever, and that is honestly what it is now.
Anyone that is in the alt-rights influence sphere, anything that they like or find funny, or like the Pepe the Frog thing became, oh, that's a hate symbol.
Why?
Well, because we just thought it was, they thought it was funny.
It was just kind of like a cultural, like this is, they communicate in Pepe memes now.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's just funny.
It was just a fun.
No, now it's a hate symbol.
So they started making Hitler Pepe's and all these fucking, you know?
And they just keep adding things.
It's like...
It secretly means...
It was just another fucking thing we were doing.
For the most part, usually.
That's just an acronym.
That's just, I mean, they think they're cracking some kind of secret code.
It's so stupid.
One time last year, this is a true story.
You can ask, I think Cam is Key, they called him, and I think Derek, they called him also.
I think they called a bunch of people.
I posted about Operation Checkerboard.
Okay?
And Ferry drew up a chessboard.
And they were all black and gray, like black squares, except for diagonally they were white squares, you know, like the flag.
And inside the squares, and as I posted with the squares was a map to the CISA's headquarters in Halifax, like a direction of track.
Like, it will take seven minutes to get there.
And a destination was CISA's headquarters.
Operation Checkerboard.
What does it mean?
What could it be?
It's been so long.
It's finally.
It's finally appropriate.
God, this probably stinks.
It's been down here for so long.
I can't get in!
This is why I hate doing this now.
So in the year 2022, I'm not yet satisfied with the humiliation of the security state.
The forces of Diagalon set their sights yet again on the Canadian secret intelligence earth.
Through Operation Checkerboard, the terrorist masterminds in the lair of Diagalon were able to manage to cause quite a stir at CESA's headquarters on a weekday afternoon.
Perhaps up to a dozen calls were made to sources around the country to try and confirm or deny the Operation Checkerboard was indeed a go.
Agents had cracked the intensely sophisticated coating of the ferryman's toll.
Using an alphabet system of numbers where 1 would equal A, 2 would equal B, and so on.
The Operation Checkerboard itself spelled out...
Fuck Cesus.
If you have any information on what these terrorist masterminds are up to and planning to do next...
We implore you, please call, we have no idea what we're doing.
Everyone is very afraid and confused at all hours.
I haven't slept in a month.
Canada, Cesus needs your help.
We are desperately outgunned.
For the love of God, is the GOAT real?
Is the GOAT real?
We're starting to become concerned.
What?
I haven't been able to sleep with my life since last summer.
It haunts me.
It does haunt me.
For unsolved bigotries, I'm...
I don't fit in this thing.
Get it off me.
Oh, I'm too huge.
That's what it is.
No, it's just a suit on top of a suit on top of a suit.
I'm wearing like 15 different clothes.
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
I'm not drunk, you're fucking drunk.
Hell bitch!
What is he saying?
I don't know.
He's speaking whiskey.
Don't worry about him.
So anyway, that was the Diagon cipher code.
And they did.
Cam had a call, Derek had a call, a few other people, and they were like, what does this mean?
It says fuck Cesus.
Are they planning an attack?
Should we be alarmed?
Are you kidding?
Are you guys okay over there?
I almost went to the building.
I was going to throw a banana peel in the walkway and take a picture and be like, booby-trapping Cesus.
You know, stuff like this.
I was going to go into their office and look around like Terminator and just...
But I'm glad I didn't.
probably would have shot me.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Because if I am, I am definitely going to exploit that to its maximum potential.
Don't let them know we're afraid.
Are you afraid?
No, no, we're not.
I think you might be.
Here comes the boogeyman.
The re-heard round the world.
That's when the boog begins.
You'll all hear it.
Like a trumpet in the sky.
Carried on the clouds.
A wind from the north.
Ring.
It's ringing.
The ring is coming from Isengard.
And everyone will know.
The ring from Isengard.
All right.
Cam Skis's Vancouver Island was part of the COVID BS.
Yeah, it's a long story.
Don't worry.
We're going to take over the whole planet.
The whole world.
No one's safe.
Global conquest.
I think after we kill the first billion, most people will fall in line.
They'll say, that's a lot of dead bodies.
That's okay.
Let's just let them do it.
I mean, it's not worth it.
So.
Gatno is Isengard?
Shh.
Shut up.
They're going to know we're talking about them, Fendren.
Bullock says, thank you for holding the mirror up.
I shall do better.
I'm not trying to make people feel bad.
I'm generally trying to help you.
And if that does, good.
Great.
Because that's all.
And I do it because these are the things that I need to hear.
These are the things that I tell myself and have told myself.
And it's like, I'm right.
I should, so I can take better care of myself.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, It's funny that, like, we all know, though, don't we?
We all know what we're doing and the things we're doing that we shouldn't be doing.
We all know about it.
And we know about it while we're doing it.
You're like, I am eating way too much of this shit.
I shouldn't be staying, you know.
I shouldn't be doing this.
But we do them anyway.
I should really do this.
I should be a better person, you know?
I should spend more time with my family.
And we just don't.
It's like those thoughts, like that's the good side of your fucking universe trying to pull you back, pull you back out of the fucking hole.
It's telling you what you need to do to win.
And you're like, nah, I don't want to do that.
I know, I probably should.
Why don't I?
Ah, it's uncomfortable or it's hard or it's inconvenient and I'm just lazy.
Okay.
Well, that, you know.
Well, it's just my conscience.
Whatever it is, it knows.
And it's always, you know, you know, it's right when it's like, oh, that would suck to do, but I know I should.
Like, yep.
It's definitely the right call.
Nothing is easy.
You have to earn everything.
Everything is earned.
You don't get anything for free.
If it's for free, be suspicious.
What did this cost me?
A great deal of my soul.
Oh, well, it's probably pretty legit then.
You don't have to sacrifice your soul.
You don't have to burn your soul to just take care of your soul.
It just takes a little bit of mental gumption.
And I think understanding the dynamic goes a long way.
It certainly did for me.
Because people are like, oh, I don't want to think of it like this and that.
It's just think of it like the enemy.
This voice comes or this urge and it's like to do anything, sleep in longer, eat more, just something you know you shouldn't or you don't want to do.
And if you could push a button, you just wouldn't do those things.
We all know what they are.
I don't have to elaborate.
Everybody's got their own set of, you know, nonsense.
But that thing like, oh man, just fucking, you know, that feeling.
And it kind of comes over you and like, no, come on, just fucking go to sleep.
That is just from now on, just be like, that is the devil, literally.
Trying to tell you to do the easy thing, take the easy way out.
Like, oh, come on, man, just fucking, that's the devil.
Don't ever listen to him.
The other one that is like, listen, this is going to be, you know, but we both, you and I both know this is what we should be doing.
We should be getting up and we should be going to the gym.
You know, we should probably call our mother.
You know, we should probably do this.
I know, but that's what we know.
That's the good one.
That one's trying to help you, right?
And this back and forth, whenever something comes up where there's going to be a discomfort, like, oh, it's going to be hard or it's going to be true, this back and forth happens.
Which one are you going to listen to?
Just start regarding it like the enemy.
Like that thing is trying to fucking make you soft and lazy and weak and tired and pitiful.
It's trying to reduce you and bring you down.
It's not encouraging you and pushing you and trying to build you up like the other one is.
It's trying to bring you down and trying to, oh no, it's comforting though.
I like what it says.
Oh, I bet you like what it says.
You're not going to like what it does.
Sleeping all day and eating, you know, just living like a sloth.
I mean, go see what it looks like, though.
Go look at someone that does all those things and say, and I'll just ask you, does that look like a happy person to you?
How happy can you be when that's your life?
I genuinely feel bad for these people.
And this is the best, like, this is how, this is all I can do.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm rudely trying to help you.
Fatty, you know?
It's not like, it's like, hey, I know, I was fat.
I did show you guys that picture once.
It's the best one I could find.
There's got to be another one somewhere.
I was a fucking 205 pounds and not in a good way.
It wasn't good.
It was like when you're like, you know, out with people, you know, at the beach and somebody's like, why didn't you take your shirt off?
It's like, because I, you know, you know, it's not good.
You know, it's not good, right?
I was aware.
It wasn't like, oh, how could you say that?
There's nothing wrong.
I was like, I'm very aware that I don't look good.
I'm not in good shape right now.
You know?
I was not willing to live like that.
I was not happy with that.
I really thought I could do better than that.
So I fucking tried.
And anyone can.
That's the great part.
Camus Geese's rubber ducks are a Jeep thing, which funny enough is also a Jeep swingers thing.
I'm not kidding.
What?
Rubber duckies?
What did I just get into?
Cam, what are you talking about right now?
What is this?
Rubber ducky Jeep swingers.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
That was by accident.
That was completely by accident.
No, no, no, no.
Nope.
Nope.
Everyone go home.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I don't want your wife.
It's good.
Just go.
Oh, my God.
The GPS.
a Jeep fucking wife swap gangbang on the front lawn.
I wasn't, it was a joke.
I didn't know.
Wasn't an advertisement.
Phil, I don't know.
We'll just, once the, once the first four or five of them start bleeding, I think they'll get the idea.
You want to go first?
The fuck off my lawn!
The fuck off my lawn!
Break it up!
Jeep rubber duck or jeep!
Jeep people are weird!
Jeep people are awesome, shoes on the leg!
Jeep people are weird!
Why are your shoes on the leg?
Why is it a rubber duck?
Could be a bird, could have been a fish!
For some reason it's a rubber duck, Deep people!
Deep swinging people!
Doing all these jeeps in the woods.
Jeeps dump.
Yeah.
I just the whole Jeep thing, man.
Jeep people love their Jeep sprud.
Like, I've never, I don't know what it is, but they are obsessed with them.
And they go on these Jeep rallies and Jeep runs, and there's hundreds of Jeeps, and they're breaking down, and they're like, that's the fun part.
I'm like, that's not the, what the fuck are you talking about?
And they're like trying to fix a fucking sway bar in the woods.
I'm like, and everybody's like stopped and there's a guy just pissing out the window and people are drunk.
I'm like, what is this?
And they're like, oh, it's awesome.
I'm like, this is terrible.
So, ever since then, I've been waiting to get a Jeep people joke off my chest since my buddy's bachelor party and whenever the fuck that was.
2009?
8?
2008.
I waited 15 years for this.
I waited 15 years for this, Jeep people.
Shut up and take it, you freaks.
You fucking freaks.
A bunch of weird fucking sex partners and freaks.
They love your Jeeps.
Fuck you.
They probably got trans flags everywhere.
Okay.
They had it coming, man.
Jeep people.
I don't know.
Now there's somebody who's like really out of shape, really likes comic books, collects a bunch of those funk pop toys, and has a Jeep, and he's just like, bro, you're killing me over here.
Sorry, Lenny.
You know?
You just check all the boxes, bud.
It's nothing personal.
Lenny, the Leinster.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We're trying to help you.
We can rebuild him.
We can repair him.
We can make him stronger.
Oh, my eye is twitching like crazy.
I think I'm going.
It's just all starting to get to me.
starting to crack, man.
Yeah, that.
See, this is what I mean.
These super chats are dangerous.
Weird things happen.
E.J. Roby says, thanks.
You described me perfectly.
Never mind.
It wasn't Lenny.
Apparently it was EJ Robey.
Oh, my goodness.
That's funny.
Oh, man.
He says, you described me perfectly.
Not overweight, but not healthy.
I'll try harder.
Good for you, man.
Like, you're doing it for yourself.
Like, you should take care of yourself.
You deserve a better you, don't we all?
Michael says, someday I'm going to take the time to proofread these chats before sending them.
God bless.
Praise Jesus.
Thank you.
And he said earlier, we're going to miss your show Friday.
I'm not doing one Friday because that's the night of the fundraiser.
Everybody's going to be busy doing all that stuff.
And I'm just going to take it easy.
I'm going to kick at my feet and I'm going to have a pumpkin pie.
I'm going to have a pumpkin pie.
And I'm going to, you know, I'm going to do something that I haven't done for years.
Something that's long overdue.
I am going to do my patriotic Canadian duty and I'm going to watch the Toronto Maple Leafs lose a playoff game.
I'm losing touch with my roots is what's happening.
I'm losing touch with, you know, the common man.
I'm lost in politic world too much.
I need to feel the beatings of just the everyday Canadian now, you know, that are just in the Matrix.
I got to go back and do some time there.
I got to do some time in the Matrix and remember what it's like to have the only thing keeping you going is like, I hope my sports ball team wins because I really need something good to happen.
And then they lose and you're like, well, I can always kill myself if it ever gets too bad.
You know, the average Maple Leaves fan.
Someday, I mean, someday, Bill's character.
Go leaves.
You know, the average Toronto Maple Leaves fan.
I live in Babylon.
Toronto isn't bad enough.
I watched like five minutes of that game last night just standing there looking at it and I was like, they're already losing by a lot?
Yeah.
Okay.
All I need to know.
That's all I care.
Wake me up if they win like more than seven games.
I'll be like, interesting.
Maybe you start to try and enjoy some of this.
All right.
Am I all caught up?
I think so.
Turn it up.
Jeep is so Jeep is so infused.
What?
What are you guys talking about?
Apparently YouTube is where all the Jeep people are.
They're really into it over there.
Really?
You fucking weirdos.
See, that's the other thing with Jeep people.
Nobody knows whose kid is who.
And none of them care.
They're all swingers.
They're all just like, we're in fucking Jeeps and we don't fucking give a shit.
I don't care.
It's been 15 years.
I got five kids.
None of them fuck like me.
But you know what?
Some of those ones do.
We're all just fucking each other all day.
We're just drinking all day.
We're just riding Jake.
Woo!
Jeep!
Rubber Ducky!
Fucking Rubber Duck!
Rubber Duck-a-duck-a-doo!
All right, okay.
Now I'm, okay.
Geez, I don't know.
I don't want to look any deeper into the Jeep people because I'm starting to see it alarming.
Like, I don't want to.
Listen, I've seen enough of the Jeep people to know that this is not the bottom of the Jeep people.
If they're already doing rubber ducky swinger orgies and their idea of fun is breaking vehicles in the woods and standing around in the rain all day waiting for somebody to bring his spare parts, there is a lot more going on under the surface of Jeep people.
They might be Freemasons.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I don't know if they're part of the dungeon, the sex dungeons or I don't know, but I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing some dots.
I'm connecting some dots here that I'm not necessarily liking the picture drawing me.
You know what I mean?
Kamiski says the cipher was literally diagonal on.
I thought it said fuck Ceces.
It said something ridiculous and stupid and they were like, they actually took the time to do it.
We better find out what it says.
Let's check the oldest, most obvious, basic coding system ever devised.
A is one, B is two.
Yeah, that's what it is, yeah.
So they put no effort into this at all.
And what it says, fuck Ceasis?
Yeah, they're trolling you.
Stop being obsessed with the internet, people.
It's embarrassing, please.
The Chinese are taking over the country.
Oh, never mind.
I'm fired.
Very well.
Good day, people.
Enjoy your dystopia.
Hail, Babylon, you know?
Alex Woods says, hello, Mr. Rage.
I'm watching your show about one hour late.
Oh, so you're time traveling.
Alex, by the time you hear this, I will already be dead.
These are your instructions.
First, you must gather the men.
He says, so it's like I'm writing to you from the past, but I'll see your answer in the future.
Exactly, sir.
You get it.
Which is when it will have become your past.
So the world is still crazy in a present time, but if you can find a way to stay where you are an hour ago, things have already gotten so much worse in the last hour.
You think I'm fucking lying to you?
*Sings*
Helps!
Abelix!
Everyone listening from the past, every hour that goes by is a century.
Every century is a little bit of a surprise.
drove jeeps well now it looks a lot different now there's a whole jeep sex cult another you know what and there's still like 40 minutes to go what the fuck's gonna happen now I don't know I don't know Alex but we're gonna keep going into the future you're in the past it's gonna get
worse buddy I'm sorry but we're gonna keep going we may not live but we'll try And if we're still alive, you can find me on RangingDistant.com.
All right.
Everybody put on your cyberpunk outfits.
It's the apocalypse now.
We're in the future.
A gallon of gasoline is worth the lives of 20 men.
Go, everyone go.
Go, everyone.
I don't know where the fuck that's going.
That's going nowhere.
This whole stream has been a disaster, and I've not even looked at any.
I always do this.
I have all the shit to look at in case I want to, and I never do.
But soon I will.
As in just moments away, once I clear these super chats.
Sorry, we're going to do some time traveling here.
Dr. Jenstey says, look forward to meeting you during your coast-to-coast coast tour.
The RRTT, now featured in Hate Pedia.
Big, scary, big bearded, scary dude coming to you to shake your hand.
I also take Fairy's challenge of a boxing match.
Really?
Fairy's a big fella.
That would be great.
A titanic clash of maniacs.
Who is the ultimate Doroth bigot?
Camus Key says, it's true.
We get bored if something doesn't break.
Oh, Camus Key is a Jeep person.
See, this makes total fucking sense.
That whole scenario now where you're like horrifying, like you stumble upon this Jeep orgy in the woods, I just picture like just up from somebody's legs comes Cam's face and he's like, hi, you know, like this, and you're like, holy fuck.
I'm sorry.
I came to the wrong place.
Oh, no, it's cool.
You can stay.
No, no, no.
You seem to have quite a lot on your plate as it is.
I just.
Have a.
Oh, my God.
This is why I have a truck.
I'm having too much fun with this Jeep scenario.
Chet Chisholm says, I'm one of the Jeepel.
Oh, my fuck.
They're everywhere.
The Jeepel from Jeepulon.
I come here as a diplomatic envoy.
I didn't know there was a Jeepulon.
Listen, hold on with this Jeep.
We need to have a whole new vetting process.
This is a whole secret society I was not aware of before.
I'm concerned about it.
And until, you know, a proper security screening and checks have gone forward, I can't have you guys around.
I don't know, like.
Are Jeep people in the Talmud?
Can you tell me that at least?
In the Babylonian occult fucking satanic doctrine of Talmudic fucking psychopathy, are Jeep people in there?
If you're not the Jeep.
Are the Jeep people Babylonians or not?
That's all I need to know.
Do they worship Moloch?
Let's just cut this shit.
If I go through the security tapes on Epstein Island, am I going to see any Jeep people?
You're called Jeeple?
No, you're called fucking...
That's what you are, you dirty fucking Jeeperhead.
You should beat your Jeeper ass all the way back to Jeeperville where you came from, you goddamn Jeeper.
Oh, where'd you come from, Jeeper?
Oh, hey.
Hey, Floyd, we got ourselves a Jeeper over here.
Jeepers, creepers, Jeeper.
You in a no-Jeeper town now.
Your cat ain't welcome round here, Jeeper.
That word is very offensive to our people.
Oh, is that so?
You gonna cry about it, Jeeper?
Oh, look, a little Jeeper tears crawling out of his little Jeeper eye.
Did your daddy teach you to cry like that, Jeeper?
Oh, wait, you don't know who your daddy is.
You all a bunch of inbred weirdos.
That's not true.
I'm pretty sure I know who my dad is.
Sure you do, Jeeper.
So now the Jeepers have a whole, they have this whole, yeah.
They are very not welcome in whatever that was.
They're very anti-Jeeper there.
They all do marches in the streets with mufflers of Jeeps they've destroyed as trophies, and they do it every year.
Jeep-Alon does not get along with, I don't even know, I don't do business with them personally.
They're on the other side of the continent.
It's southwest of Spatulon, I think.
I don't know.
They don't have any exports.
There's not really any reason to go there.
There's nothing valuable.
They just want to live in the woods.
Their economy is moonshine.
So I don't really, you know.
And I don't know why the Jeepers even want to go.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sure why the Jeep will want to go there anyway.
All right.
No more Jeepal.
Or I'm sorry, Jeepers.
I don't know which one is the offensive one of the fucking, which ethnic slur of the fake ethnicity that I just made up was the offensive fake fake.
Shit.
We're getting all turned around here.
Jeepers.
We're going to put all them Jeepers in camps.
That's what we ought to do.
We ought to put them in some kind of centralized location.
We can keep an eye on them Jeepers.
Otherwise, next thing you know, they'll be popping up weird babies all in them woods.
You ain't going to know who's who.
Listen, you know how you got a Jeepers?
You see an inordinate amount of rubber duckies in your town?
And I mean more than one?
When's the last time you've seen a rubber ducky ever?
Exactly.
You see one rubber ducky, that's the red flag.
You see two, you get the fuck out of that town and you report that to your nearest artillery battery.
Designate that for destruction, from space.
It's the only way to be sure.
Northern Bigots is sports ball carnage.
We've got to move on from the Jeep.
I can't...
I don't know how much I can...
This is really carrying on a long time.
Northern Bigots sports ball carnage last night.
Winnipeg dude ate a skate with his face 75 stitches.
Holy shit.
Didn't watch, but was told he got stitched up and finished the game.
Savage, that's cool.
Anderson Paladin says, Peepee ate my Jeepa.
Oh!
Oh, the Jeep people?
The Jeepel are not down with Pee-Pee.
Peepee does not have the Jeepal vote.
How is he going to win without the Jeepels?
I refuse to call them Jeepers.
I think it's bigoted, and I think it's offensive.
It's just some different words making different sounds.
We're both talking about the same people.
What goddamn difference is it?
It's offensive, sir.
It's offensive.
Now go back to your moonshine prison camp.
This is Canada.
Whatever you say, Jeeper lover.
Hey, hey!
There'll be none of that talk here.
Mind, boys, we got a bunch of Jeeper lovers here.
I want to go home.
We got another muffler ceremony coming up.
That is highly offensive.
Oh, we know.
That's why we do it.
*laughs*
I don't even know what's fucked.
This is just so stupid now.
Oh, my God.
Peepee ain't my Jeep.
It just keeps on giving.
It never ends.
Camus Gee says, see what I started.
This is the power is camp.
Yeah, you got to be careful.
It's dangerous down here.
E.J. Roby says, ask grass for gas.
Nobody rides for free.
Oh, my God.
They're everywhere.
Are truckers deeply...
I don't want to know, but it could explain some things about the trucker community.
Oh, boy.
Oh.
I think I missed one.
Connect drawer says Jeepers creeping.
It is Jeepers Creeper.
Beep, beep.
Oh, we got more of them.
They're over there on YouTube.
Whole bunch of them.
Beep, beep.
Everyone's beeping.
Sin City Captive.
Anonymous.
Christina.
How many...
*sniff*
Okay.
Well, at least we know we're not going to have a fertility problem because these people just cannot stop knocking each other up.
So there's that.
All right.
That only took three hours.
Let's look at the news.
This is the most inefficient news.
Yeah, it's not the news.
It's the ramblings of an incoherent madman.
I've just tried to exist in the world while facing reality, and no one can do it.
It drives you insane, and you become some kind of caricature of a lunatic.
You turn into Alex Jones, you turn into me, something happens to you.
You're definitely not the fucking sane.
Then they put you in prison.
You go crazier there.
You start writing books, you know?
Then next thing, you know, everybody's dressing in black shirts and marching around.
I'm just leaning into it, man.
I'm just going where it takes me, okay?
And who even cares?
The news is always crap.
It's all shit.
That's just terrible shit.
There is a couple of things, though, that are probably worth looking into.
But really, not a lot.
Of course, we talked, you know, the Waco stuff.
It is the anniversary of the Nova Scotia stuff.
And it's just more shit that's never going to be answered.
No one's ever going to account for anything.
But what are they?
Unlike the Jeep who are very good at hiding, these people are not going to be able to hide.
Because this is all inevitably going to be common knowledge to everyone because it's just the unavoidable truth.
There's too much at stake.
Former director of National Intelligence admits that Fauci lied about gain of function research.
It was always, guys, it's all true.
Government funding, secret labs leaked on purpose.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
They covered it up.
Yes, they made money off it.
Yes, it's all true.
We were always right.
That's a conspiracy theory.
How could you possibly?
I used common sense.
And I leaned on past behavior, predicted a future behavior, and all of that stuff.
And you know what it showed me?
These people are lying scum.
And they lie all the time.
And they're lying now.
And guess what?
They were.
Here's another.
Again, the United.
It doesn't matter.
Like, we're in a global situation.
What's happening in Canada is happening in America.
It's happening in England, Spain, France, Germany, Australia, New Zealand.
You name it.
Norway, everywhere.
Everywhere.
Poland, everywhere.
So the country you're in really doesn't matter.
This is across the board.
This is World War III.
And it's happening in here right now.
So in the American front of the global mind war, Rand Paul tells the Department of Homeland Security head that the agency's practices are something like out of Stalin's Russia.
Check this fucking nonsense out.
2021, DHS even put out a video encouraging children to report their own family members to Facebook for disinformation if they challenge the U.S. government narratives on COVID-19.
Does that not sound like something out of 1984?
Does that not sound like something out of Stalin's Russia that our government's trying to get our kids to report their parents?
I mean, that's crazy.
Can you imagine your agencies putting out a video to tell kids to report their parents if they say something like, well, maybe children don't need to be vaccinated?
I still say that because it's the truth.
The risks for the vaccine are greater than the disease for COVID for children.
By far.
It's different for the elderly and those who are targeted with the disease, but that's an opinion based in fact, based on peer-reviewed papers.
But that's not that government shouldn't get involved with trying to censor and restrict my ability to say these things.
In reality, the most significant source of disinformation during the pandemic with the most influence and greatest impact on the people's lives was the U.S. government.
The greatest purveyor of disinformation has been the U.S. government.
And everybody else followed their lead.
Canada certainly did.
So what does that mean?
It's all true.
It's always been true.
It was always bullshit.
These anti-vaxxers.
No, they were right.
They were always right.
We were always right.
We were trying to help you.
We were trying to protect you from what we knew was a lie, from people who we knew were bad, from people who we knew lie, cheat, steal.
They do whatever the fuck they want, and they have absolutely no regard, reckless abandon, really, with what they're willing to do with your lives and the lives of the people you love and care about.
So shame on us for trying to shield you from this inevitable nightmare that we knew was coming, that now we get to live out and watch happen.
But you know what?
It makes it a little bit easier.
I don't have a guilty conscience, though.
I wonder if Rachel does.
I wonder if any of them do.
I know some of them will.
And it will drive them mad.
That's what I'm loving, and I'm seeing it happen in real time as the mental gymnastics increase for them to land in their gymnastics competition on the mat in a place where they're not a huge piece of shit.
They're still trying to do these fucking elaborate maneuvers, and it's getting harder and harder to do.
And it's really fun to watch.
Former director of national intelligence says leak the only credible explanation.
Yeah.
So they lying about it.
They definitely leaked it.
It's all, yeah, we know.
We know.
That was a dangerous conspiracy theory, even though it was obvious at the time from everybody that knew anything about the situation for real was telling you.
And they were told to shut up and go away.
By who?
By these people.
Who told them?
Who exposed us to this, exposed many of you to this dangerous situation with now unknowns?
Living with the unknown is stressful, and people don't like it.
And now they're like, what's my health situation?
Unknown.
Who did that?
People like this, the interim ethics commissioner, who has family ties to a minister?
Like I said, they promote their own friends.
They bring in their own compadres, and it's all just a big family business.
They all know each other.
They're all fucking each other.
They're worse than the Jeeple.
They're way worse than the Jeep.
Maybe some of them are Jeeple.
And they're, you know, absolutely idiotic.
To protect themselves.
Now this is...
I don't know how I came across this.
Just an obscure tweet.
Okay.
Well, at the time I opened it the other night, I don't know how many it's got now, but it says of 10 o'clock last night, anyway.
Had five retweets, 11 likes, and two bookmarks.
A lot.
It's what it says and who it's talking to I find interesting.
So there's an account here called Printed, but it's spelled with a 3D.
Print3D.
Or maybe that's how it is.
I don't know.
It says, currently in the works of building a paid Conservative Party of Canada influencer meme.
Really?
10,000 plus accounts only, please.
And then it goes on to tag all kinds of...
Who are all these interesting?
So they're going on a recruiting campaign.
Oh, there's a whole bunch here.
Actually, if you go down the list, some of these go team globalism.
Maybe that's who sent it to me.
There he is.
There's the happy little frog man.
He's always there.
See?
He's always smiling.
Always smiling.
Let's put a smile on that face.
So these are the people they've took.
Like 4,000, like these aren't even big accounts.
1,000 followers, you know?
7,000, like 5,000, 2,000.
Some of them are bigger.
So 10,000 accounts only, please.
So why did you tag all these people?
Oh, this person tagged them.
Okay.
But see, the point is, and what is this?
This isn't a very big account either.
Custom-designed 3D printed stuff.
Okay.
Who are these people?
Why are they paying people on behalf of the Conservative Party and going out of their way to tag some of these so-called independent voices on the internet?
Let's see how long they stay independent.
Somebody out there is starting to hand out money for favors.
Now, I'm saying this so that people are aware of this happening because there's like this disconnect, I think, with online streamer personalities versus, say, like a television personality where you could say, oh, that person's being paid.
Ellen DeGeneres, for example, or something like that.
And people go, oh, yeah, probably.
That's not a stretch at all.
Obviously, they work for this big network.
There's a lot of pressure.
There's agendas.
There's money going in.
The same thing happens in this world all the time.
And some of these people that they think they're, oh, I really like this book.
That person is literally being paid to lie to you.
They're being paid to push talking points.
They get, you know, handed down what to say.
If you think that's not real in this, oh, you're wrong.
I know some of them personally.
I've watched it happen.
And I fucking call them out for it.
And they just pretend I don't exist.
And they block me and this kind of shit.
I'm like, yep.
Yeah, you took the money, didn't you?
You fucking loser.
They don't like me.
Because I'm that guy.
I'm like, nope.
It's like you took government money to shill for them.
You're the person in the rebel alliance that tells the empire where Luke Skywalker is.
You know what I mean?
Oh, he's over there.
Can I have some food credits now?
Like, yeah, here you go, peasant.
Fuck off.
Get him.
Get him over there.
That's who these people are.
They're just like, oh, crumbs.
Daddy's offering crumbs I can have.
Go get him.
Go get him, Plebby.
Go get him, Plebe.
Ma!
Go get your crumbs.
Everything we love and care about is being crushed underfoot by a global, merciless, ruthless state that will stop at nothing and kill us all and enslave our children.
But what's the bother?
Just go get your crumbs.
Worry about yourself.
Run as long as you can so you can die tired, full of regret.
I don't know why.
I mean, obviously, it's the right decision.
Where is this?
Yes, view and channel.
That's why I clicked it.
Yeah, right.
I'm going to save that for the end.
What else?
Come to the crowds, man!
30 years after Waco, yeah.
Spoiled rich people, Nova Scotia.
This is awful and not surprising.
I already ripped up the striking people.
Yeah, good.
So I don't care about them at all.
Again, like, they're not CBCs at impartial.
They're funded by the government.
They are the government.
They give money.
They gave money to Hillary Clinton, for God's sake.
CBC CEO donated to the Clinton campaign, listed New York as their residence.
Wow.
Is this even legal?
I don't know.
Filings with the FEC show that CBC CEO, Caster in Tit, donated to the presidential campaign of Democratic Party candidate Hillary Clinton in 2016.
Tight!
Contribution record lists Brooklyn, New York as her residence and the production company she founded in 2002, Duopoly Inc., as her employer, raising questions about the CBC CEO's relationship with the United States.
Miss Tight!
Are you funneling money into American political campaigns from our taxpayers?
Are you some kind of operative?
Are you just a spy?
Are you just a piece of shit?
What's going on here?
Man, this place leaks like a sieve.
Is there any government office, is there anywhere in Canada where money just isn't disappearing out the window?
Hey, you guys.
And it's like, how much money?
Does it matter?
Oh, actually, you know what?
This is more.
Let's keep going.
She was appointed, first appointed as president CEO of the public broadcaster in 2018, two years after she made a $150 donation.
CBC has recently come under scrutiny because of, yeah, well, Musk hates them because they're liars, which they are.
In response to the label, the Prime Minister criticized Milkman for running to an American billionaire, criticizing, you're all fags, you're all losers.
Like, yeah, that's exactly what I said, right?
Mr. Speaker, they're just pointing and yelling at each other, pretending to fight so they can stay rich and fuck you over.
I have no interest.
I don't even care anymore.
People send me, did you see what Trudeau said?
Did you see what they said?
Did you see what they said?
I don't care what anyone said.
I don't care what any of them say anymore.
I haven't cared for a while.
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
We're just going to focus on ourselves and trying to fix our own lives amongst ourselves and just disregard this because it's a complete waste of fucking time.
It's theater.
You're all corrupt and you're criminal scum.
And there's nothing left to learn.
There's nothing left to learn from watching mainstream politics.
What more do you need to know?
Most people agree.
Yeah, they're all corrupt.
Yes.
So why are we paying any attention to them?
There's nothing left To learn.
That's it.
That's the moral of the story.
You know what I mean?
That's when you've finished a book and they're just still looking at the last page forever.
Like, are you done?
Like, it's over.
You already went through all of this and you're like, oh, they're corrupt pieces of garbage.
Yes, the end.
The end.
Why we?
Oh, look, I did it.
Oh, let me guess.
Another corrupt piece of shit thing?
Yeah, probably.
That's what they do every day.
That's who they are.
That's what they're for.
Anyway, they're yelling at each other, pretending they give a shit.
They're trying to attack at a foundational Canadian institution.
It's a government institution.
But this wasn't the part I wanted.
A liberal MP called Musk's Canadian citizenship into question?
I don't think he cares.
He can have any passport he wants.
He's one of the richest men in the world.
Anyway, it says, yet at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, Tart's own status as a Canadian citizen was also brought into question after the online outlet Canada Land published an article revealing how the CBC CEO owned a $5.4 million residence in Brooklyn, New York with her husband.
So, what did the prime minister say?
They're trying to attack a foundational Canadian institution that's run by Americans from New York, siphoning money to the Hillary Clinton campaign.
Okay, got it.
Good.
Let's fight over Orange Man or something for a while.
Like, the goddamn Americans care more about what happens here than we do.
Welcome back from the Fox Studio lot in Los Angeles.
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For more than 100 years, the United States has, as a matter of official policy, opposed dictatorship.
Now, I'm just playing this because, like, this is how Canada is viewed now by outside countries.
Our reputation is the following now.
So, at least as far as right-wing, conservative, traditional, like, whatever word you want to use, normal people in the world go, this is what they see when they think of Canada now.
And how do you feel about that?
Haterships around the world.
But what if tyranny arrived right next door?
What would that look like?
And what would our government do in response?
Would we liberate the people living under authoritarian rule as we have around the world?
That is the topic of our upcoming Tucker Carlson arrangement.
That's not what happened, but the sentiment is what the point's about.
Original's documentary, O Canada.
Here's a first look at what we found.
The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it.
Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries.
The United States of America is different.
Fortunately for the oppressed, America's influence is considerable.
Roger, target mark by his list.
This is what we fight for, right?
My guys?
Mankind.
We like to say people kind.
Exactly.
All right.
*Gunshot*
The police then moved in and arrested me.
In the entire time that I was in prison.
Shut me point blank.
My mouth, my nose, my eyes.
I received bruises.
My hands were bleeding.
I was arrested, handcuffed, and put in jail.
The greatest danger of all would be to do nothing.
We care about saving innocent lives.
The tyrant will soon be gone.
The day of your liberation is near.
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No, Takara, I will not do that.
But how do you feel about living here now?
How does that make you feel?
That that could even be made and not be completely ridiculous?
That you can look at that and go, well, I mean, it's a little over the top, but yeah, it is alarming what's going on in Canada right next door.
Are you guys seeing this?
This is what the world thinks of this place now.
So that's what you need to like.
Oh, man, you guys are like, you guys need to chill out and just listen to the devil and eat cheese and not care about anything ever.
Just go back to sleep.
Just go back to sleep.
Like, no, it's, things are getting scared.
Things are getting a little sporty out here.
And people are supporting that.
That government that's doing that.
They're on its side.
My voice is fucking falling apart.
I need a night off.
I'm taking it Friday.
You know what I mean?
Is this the one they said we did Congress?
They're all bad.
This is who we're up against.
This is some of their...
This is the Young Communist League of Alberta.
Now, I mean, I've showed you guys pictures of the Taliban, but I don't think I've ever been as afraid.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's like looking into the face of Mars itself, the god of war.
Shea Govara.
Yes, the mass-murdering communist is a hero.
Very good.
Oh, and this person's just disabled.
And they're all fat and, you know, just soft, can't really.
Eh, eh.
Communism, yay!
This is who we're up against.
This is, this is it.
Like, when you guys are, like, taking shit from people on the internet, like, you know?
You know?
Trans rights are human rights, fucking 6-8, you know?
Minor attracted people are persons, fucking 717 says.
Like, that's who you're talking to.
It's them.
Right there.
How stupid do you feel?
Like, this is.
Maybe it's her.
Get these convoy freaks out of my city!
there.
She is.
You want to put some faces, some names?
These anonymous loser fucking.
That's this, this, this, this, that, that.
God, God, put up your...
That!
This!
This!
So it's like, imagine if we tried Lil Harder, you know?
My lord.
Because there are some pretty bad things happening.
When you let those people make decisions, people die.
We cannot allow this to continue.
One of the decisions they made in the name of woke, I guess, and not being racist, I guess, or something.
It's just at the point now where any idea they want to do is bad.
Everything they want to do has to be opposed.
Everything, nothing, no.
They need to be not like, we need to make some adjustments.
They need to be stripped of power entirely.
They're not equipped to make decisions on any scale anymore, ever again.
One of the things they decided to do was legalize illicit drugs and narcotics in British Columbia.
What do you think happened?
Became safe?
Did they do it for safety?
Oh, this is, again, British Columbia, one of the most draconian states or provinces in Canada for their insane law, for safety, for keeping healthy.
Remember, you got to use a glory hole to have sex with your own wife.
You know, British Columbia.
They care about your safety and your health.
Well, they said, hey, everyone should just be allowed to do whatever they want.
Well, okay.
From Becca Clarkson here at CTV says, a crisis of incomprehensible scale.
The British Columbia chief coroner on 596 overdose deaths in the first three months of this year.
600 people just in British Columbia.
And we had these fucking dweebs and these shake it in their boots little pussies lock down PEI because somebody sneezed.
Oh, we got a case.
We got a case.
Lock the economy down.
There's no, because we're that, oh, we got to keep people safe.
But at the same time, we'll ignore this.
We'll just have this happen all the time, forever.
And this is not new.
This is just the latest figure in an ongoing catastrophe that is British Columbia's drug problem.
The Coroner Service released its 2023 summary of unregulated drug deaths, which shows there were 197 in March, 177 in February, and 222 in January.
The second highest total ever recorded in the first three months of a year since they declared a toxic drug overdose crisis, a public health emergency in 2016.
So you have a crisis in 2016.
You recognize there's a crisis with drugs.
And your plan is to make drugs more available.
In 2022, the deadliest year on record, which will only increase forever, 599 drug deaths were recorded during the same period.
So we're doing good.
Thank you.
Emergency was declared April 14, 2016.
Since then, 11,807 people have died.
So how many people died in the mosque shooting again?
And that was caused for like global policy change on firearms, like everywhere, which has no effect on the actual situation at all.
All it does is serve to disarm people who these governments then, they intend to kill you.
They intend to kill you.
That's why they don't want you to be able to defend yourself.
That's the whole point.
At the same, oh, 12 people were killed or 20, whatever it is.
11,807 people were killed.
But this isn't a problem, though.
We're not really going to not be an emergency on this.
We're just going to kind of ignore this.
This is the country they've created.
When you let them run amok, this is what you get.
That's somebody's daughter, probably dead, probably 16. This is probably the second time these guys have done this today.
Looks like the sun's going down.
He's probably thinking about what he's going to make for supper when he gets home.
This is a fucking sixth dead girl I've had to respond to today.
You're doing good, Canada.
The cost of milk.
And meanwhile, cost of milk and Milkman and all of his friends, as Americans care more about what's happening in this country than the people that supposedly run and care about this country do.
They're all, you know, again, more all Canadians, right?
For all Canadians.
What does that even mean anymore?
I think we're one of the easiest countries to get citizenship in in the world.
And they know it.
A lot of these migrants know it.
And they know what they're doing.
And they're deliberately taking advantage of these systems.
And they're pretending.
Again, you can't say that that's racist.
No, that is exactly what's happening.
They're all grown men.
They know what they're doing.
Word gets back.
They have cell phones.
They talk to each other.
Check this out.
This is a guy just telling the truth.
Looks like an Indian, Indian national.
In England or Ireland, telling this guy how he does what he does, how he gets away with it.
Check it out.
The most easiest way is to just come to Ireland and tear your passport.
And that's it.
But how does that work then if you tear your passport?
Like, where do you tear your passport?
At immigration.
When you get to Ireland.
Yes.
Before.
You're on the plane.
On the plane, maybe?
On not being your passport, you have your passport.
You have your passport.
You pass for it in Ireland.
Yeah.
Okay?
And then when you are on the line of immigration, they take their passports.
You get rid of your passport.
What does that do?
They act they don't know English.
They pretend that they don't have English.
So what Ireland is a social welfare country.
What Irish government should do if it's a social welfare country.
You tell me.
What are they going to do?
It's a social welfare country.
So they're coming to get free shit.
He's just telling you the truth.
What they do is, once they land, they pretend they don't speak English.
They say that they're refugees.
They don't speak English.
And they destroy any identifying documentation that they have.
Now, because they're refugees and there's just apparently it doesn't matter anymore policy, they show up and they get issued new.
Here, have all of this stuff.
The government will take care of you.
There's programs.
We'll find you and put you somewhere.
And at any time, he can be like, all right, I'm just going to go back.
I'm going to go somewhere else.
And then if he wants to come back, he just comes back and does it again.
Oh, yeah, no, I don't speak English.
I'm no one.
I have no ID.
I have a refugee.
Okay, here you go again.
Who do you want to be this time?
Do you want a different name?
Yeah, sure.
Boys, we're wide open.
Wide fucking open.
And they're just laughing about it.
Like, yeah, you just come take the shit.
Like, what are you going to do about it?
Just rip up your passports right in front of them, right in the line.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Nobody has the balls to do anything about it.
And we're just completely being walked all over.
And anyone that says anything about it, oh no, the milkman says that you're an odious racist and a neo-Nazi for pointing out the obvious truth that is having direct repercussions in the lives of our citizens, many times violent confrontations and death, rapes, and so on.
So they're willing to ignore that because it's more important to remain woke for the newspapers or something.
And we're supposed to listen to these pieces of shit.
Why?
And they're going to make how much more money?
Why?
Where is this going?
Outrageous.
Somebody's like, where was that?
That was in Ireland.
E.J. Roby says the only reason they talk about a lab leak now is because they're blaming it on Wuhan.
The real source is Ralph Barracks Lab at UNC Chapel Hill a year before Wuhan.
I wouldn't doubt that at all.
The other thing that concerns me is that this, again, you always have to think, like, what are they really trying to do, especially when all the newspapers, all the meetings, when they all start doing something together, that's a problem.
That's worrying.
And I'm just saying the groundwork has been laid, if they need it, to progress this war into China.
It was deliberately, because it was the military games in the South China Sea.
This is where a lot of the patient zero cases came from.
This is what they said, anyway.
So they could say China did this on purpose and basically infected the world with coronavirus and how they're trying to do it.
There's already all kinds of anti-China rhetoric, especially in Canada, the United States, and so on, Europe.
Think ahead.
They've lined all this up and how this could...
I'm just saying, as a chess player, I don't like how the board is set up right now, and I'm concerned about some things that may be coming down the line.
It's just how my brain works.
It's called thinking.
You don't have to go make grand accusations about, oh, they're going to do that.
I'm not saying any of that, but I am saying to get us there, the groundwork is there.
It's being laid either unintentionally or intentionally, but there's definitely stuff going on there.
James Edwards says, tomorrow at work, what's your excuse?
I was up late defending Jeep people.
Well, you're fired.
You're fired.
James Edwards is one of them, too.
He's a goddamn Jeper.
You stay out of moonshine along, you japer.
Moonshine alon.
It's just West Virginia.
It's just the hills of West Virginia.
Leave them alone.
They're all wearing coveralls without shirts and no shoes.
Bare feet, coveralls, no shirts, straw hats, moonshine, no jeepers.
Moonshine alon.
Doesn't get a lot of, not a lot of trade, not a lot of commerce, not a lot of many people go there.
Sometimes they have family members there, but it's just kind of.
Nobody else wanted to take him, so we took him.
I don't know.
It just.
We don't give a shit.
Like, see, they don't even give a shit.
Cam is a Jeeple.
Well, I'm glad you're embracing your new sexual identity as a Jeeper.
Fucking goddamn dirty Jeeper.
You're a Jeeper around here, man.
I am a Jeeple.
This is so stupid.
That's probably...
The Jeeple Jeep thing.
That might be the dumbest one ever.
It's up there.
One of these days, somebody's going to paint a Jeep up.
Somebody's already working on something, I'm sure.
He says, this stream is boring.
Go back to talking about Jeeps.
See, he's already done it.
He's tricked me.
They're controlling me through these super chats.
They direct me in ways.
They're the Illuminati.
They're the Jeepinati.
Something.
What else?
I'm going to eat something.
Oh, I do have one last one that's pretty fucked up.
Might as well.
And then I got to read my...
Got it.
Got it.
Good.
I'm just trying to.
Remember what the hell I'm doing?
Yeah.
Pack them away, Lol.
Bake them away, toys.
What'd you say, Chief?
And because I'm such a liar, as always, I hate it when the news confirms the things I've, or, you know, proves me wrong about the things I've been saying for years, and then it's like, oh, well, he's broken conquerors rank.
Shut up, Becky.
I only know one woman in my entire life named Becky, and she's cool.
Why are you always yelling at me?
I don't know.
It's just, I've always wanted this annoying bitch to know to call Becky so I can be like, fuck off, Becky.
And I never met one, so I guess you're just taking the heat for this imaginary woman I can't stand.
So I don't know what to tell you.
Beckers, you're fucking probably goddamn one of those Jeep people too, aren't you?
You goddamn, you look like a Jeeper, Becky.
You a Jeeper?
Huh?
You a Jeeper lover?
Some say it's the moonshine that makes them this, you know.
I'm a goddamn, I'm a full vehicle supremacist.
I don't like these Jeeps.
I don't like them with the roofs cut off.
I don't like them with their canopies coming on and off.
I don't like their flimsy doors.
Some of them don't even have doors.
What the hell's wrong with you, man?
You don't got doors in your vehicle?
Why?
So more dicks can get in and out of your Jeep faster.
That's why he took them doors off, you fucking Jeeper.
Jeep creep.
Jeeper creeper.
Remember that time you just talked about Jeeps for three hours?
That was stupid.
Almost as stupid as Canada.
Because again, according to the leaks that we all knew were true, the Prime Minister told NATO that we'll never, never!
Canada will never meet spending goals.
Never, never!
Oh, that is never going to happen.
Nope.
Not even going to try.
Straight up.
Listen, bitch, we don't even, we barely have a military.
Are you serious?
Meet the NATO spending goal.
You want us to triple the military budget, bitch?
We're in the middle of cutting this place down to nothing.
We're trying to eradicate this thing, not make it healthy.
No, you've got it all wrong.
The Prime Minister told NATO officials privately that Canada will never meet the Military Alliance's defense spending target.
The document's anonymous authors say Canada's widespread military deficiencies are harming Taiwan's security partners and allies.
No way.
That's just a shock to me, and you guys as my audience as well know that that can't be.
This is totally brand new information to you, isn't it?
The document, which has not been previously reported on, says enduring defense shortfalls, is that what they're calling it, led the Canadian Armed Forces to assess in February that it could not conduct a major operation while simultaneously maintaining its NATO battle group leadership in Latvia and aid to Ukraine.
Remember, what did I say?
We're literally incapable of fighting a war.
Well, there it goes.
There it is in black and white.
And the situation was not likely to change without a shift in public opinion.
The United States and Canada, neighbors, and close NATO allies, share responsibility for defending the country.
No, we don't do anything, dude.
Our military is a token for us.
It barely functions.
Look at this thing.
This is basically the pride of the Navy, the HMCS Fredericton.
This fucking barely afloat fishing, you know.
Does it even have guns?
Not really.
I've got a little one up there.
Oh, nice.
What does it do?
We can't really do much but kind of watch things and talk to people and like, you know, shoo away pirates on speedboats.
That's a fun.
Oh, get Andrew to tell you.
He'll tell you all about our naval capability.
We're very powerful, very terrifying.
The terror of the sea, they call the Canadian Navy.
The American Navy is actually quite terrifying.
Ours, not so much.
But it's just more of the same.
The more of the same pattern.
Everything is going to hell.
Everything's trending downward.
Everything's getting worse and worse and worse.
Because Canadian men, Canadian people, aren't running this country.
They're not in charge of their own destiny.
They're not calling the shots in their own lives.
That's a problem.
Chet Chisholm says, don't worry, it gets worse.
I sent you the flag of Jeepulon.
Holy she, here we go.
Here we fucking go.
Oh, it's offensive.
This motherfucker.
Look at these people.
See?
You see what I'm saying?
So now Diagalon has been divided successfully by the enemy.
You're either with us or you're with the Jeepers.
We can't call it.
Oh, they think it's funny.
You're just going to drive.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
No.
You're either with the Jeepers or you're with us.
You can't be with both.
Fucking Morgan sent it.
Are you a Jeeper, too?
Oh, my God.
Oh!
I feel so violated.
I don't ever remember seeing a rubber ducky.
Or did I?
Oh, no.
Crayon Minister says, LGBTQ plus J. J is for Jeep persons.
No!
No more alphabets!
No more letters!
No more!
No more!
Q plus J?
Plus J. That would infer that the J is like plus also J. J is the worst one.
LGBTQ plus also J. J?
Oh, yeah, J is.
It's plus, plus J. Comes with J. Added J. Comes with J on the sandwich.
Nothing you can do about it.
They've all got J on them.
Oh, gross.
I know.
I know.
So apparently, I don't want to know.
Apparently, CRJ has some inside.
He does know Cam.
I don't want to know anymore about this Jeep.
Dude, this is getting weird.
This is getting really weird.
I want it to end.
I want it to stop, and it's going to stop right now.
There's only one way out, and I just have to turn it off and make it go away.
To make all this go away, I need to cry myself to sleep.
And I need to do my best the next time that I try to beat off, that I don't think about a Jeep by accident.
Because then I'm going to really know.
Once you have intrusive thoughts when you're having your own personal time of like enemy things, then it's like, dude, they're inside your head, you know?
In that situation, that's when you might need an exorcist.
That means they're really in there, you know?
You've got a jeepa infection.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Just turn it off.
Just end the stream.
Turn it off.
Alright.
Got to make sure I didn't catch up and miss everything.
Shots fired.
Yeah, no shit.
No kidding.
Tarps, wobbly pops.
You have some wobbly pops standing with raid.
Who are you talking about?
Oh, you guys are.
Everybody in the Rumble chat's just hammered.
Rumble has been really fucking around lately.
I don't know what's going on.
Something's going on.
It's been drastically fucking with a lot of things.
So I don't know how much longer this platform is going to be viable.
I don't know.
So check out Odyssey.
Check out Entropy, which is my preferred method of weapon because it's independent.
It's outside of Canada, and they're not going to do anything.
The government says they'll do whatever they want.
They've already proven that.
They've left the country as a result of our government's behavior and moved elsewhere.
So if you do want to support the stream, you get a chat in.
Just use entropystream.live slash raising distance.
Go there and use that one because that way everybody wins and the empire doesn't.
And you don't get taken away by stormtroopers to a Jeep alone camp.
You don't want that.
You don't want to go to a camp in Moonshine Lawn.
Why is everything lawn on?
It's just all so dumb.
It's just all so dumb.
And it needs to stop, though.
That's where the power is.
If we empower ourselves to be better, stronger versions of ourselves, as we're all collaborating and working together towards common goals, this is like supercharging the engine you already have and improving it and building it and building it stronger, upgrading it.
That's what trying harder looks like.
Doing more that you didn't used to do before.
People say, oh, yeah, I'm trying.
Are you trying as hard as you could be?
Oh, I don't know.
You could be doing something extra.
You could be doing something extra.
Just existing in a healthy manner and being an example for other people is resisting on its own.
Because this one, it wants you to be fat, depressed, sick.
Not sick that you're dying, but sick enough that you need prescription pills.
And you need all kinds of things.
You've got all kinds of aches.
They want all of that for you too.
And they want you to stay home and consume as much brainwashing as possible.
There's advertisements everywhere.
And when they're not brainwashing you, they're brainwashing you, telling you what to buy so they can keep this giant factory going.
That's what they want.
Do none of those things.
None of those things are good for you.
It's good for them.
And they say, don't do those things.
They're bad.
Bad for who?
Bad for them.
Good for you.
They don't want you to do those things because then you're not going to need prescription drugs.
You're not going to need constant dopamine hits and entertainment from empty, vapid, pointless, cultureless, soulless fucking art.
It's garbage.
It's crap.
Turn it off.
Listen to these fucking idiots.
They have nothing to offer.
They're liars.
There's nothing there.
It's a waste of time.
You know what's not a waste of time?
You.
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised when you take the energy that you have reserved or do spend on a daily basis for something that you're like, hey, I could shave 10% of that off.
I could find three hours a week to just start exercising with intent.
And I don't mean just going through the motions like, oh, I did a little jog.
I fuck up.
No, that's not it.
Like, try.
Do something difficult and force yourself to do it.
Try harder.
Do something more that you haven't done.
And you're going to start, that's being alive.
Finding new struggles and finding new things to overcome and defeat.
You're going to feel like, man, I feel better.
Yes, that's what life is supposed to be.
You're supposed to be doing these things.
And instead, these fucking idiots, these assholes, they've trapped and tricked people into this perpetual state of instant gratification and consumerism.
They only think about the now, what's right in front of them, what they're going to eat next, when they're going to go to sleep, what they're going to drink here and watch this.
And that's it.
There's no bigger questions.
There's no bigger thoughts.
It's funny, some people that we talk to, they're like, man, you guys always talk about.
Yes, we do.
We care about these things.
Like, we don't sit around and watch reality shows and talk about bullshit and celebrities and who's wearing what.
Did you see the Super Bowl?
Like, these conversations never take place in my life, ever, with anyone.
It's amazing.
It's really cool talking to, you know, smart people all the time, you know?
Oh!
Thank you.
But imagine the collective weight of so many more people giving a fuck again.
Another guy was at Crossland.
I shared one of the V4F guys that shared his video earlier.
He's trying to get involved in the school board system and encouraging other men to do the same because there's a bunch of pushovers in there letting craziness happen.
Who do you expect to stop them?
Thank you.
Town council positions?
Like, all this shit's up for grabs.
Chris Guy's like, fuck it, I'll be mayor of Toronto.
Guess what?
He could win.
Imagine if he did.
Imagine if everybody just started like trying because that's what trying looks like.
Oh, I'll do anything.
Fucking guy's running for mayor.
It's a pretty, it's a pretty ambitious goal.
You know, he's not doing nothing.
He's out campaigning.
He's literally trying to win and he's doing the right, like he could win.
So, you know, do you want to be a passenger?
Do you want to be an observer?
Do you want to be somebody that just watches what happens and eats cheese and is drunk all the time?
And you're just, you know, or do you actually want to be part of what's happening?
Do you actually want to be part of the cultural change that needs to happen, the shift that needs to happen mentally and spiritually, collectively, as a people, As a nation, as a giant family of people that are tired of putting up with bullshit from a bunch of rich and titled debutantes that never earned the positions that they have.
I'm fucking tired of it, and I know a lot of you are too.
So let's start fucking acting like it.
Because there's nowhere for them to go.
You know who's gonna hold them accountable?
We will.
It has to be us.
There's nobody else.
There's nobody else.
We got who we got.
We know who they are.
Superstition.
Let's start stitching this together.
I don't care if it looks like Frank Stein's monster.
I don't care if it's ugly.
I don't care if it's messy.
I don't care.
It only has to do one thing.
It only has to work and it only has to work once.
Well, baby, they say I'm a low life.
Cause I'm so live.
Sold to the devil.
Gave up my life for the right part.
But I'm surprised.
I'm just a low lifetime.
I'm alone.
I'm alone.
I'm a low life.
I'm a low lifetime.
I'll drive you down into the depth.
I'm alone.
They'll show you what it's like to have.
So loud, I always do this.
I always fuck up these sound levels.
Sally!
E.J. Roby, thank you very much, sir.
Michael the Conqueror.
If I'm on the wrong side of heaven, AMT60.
And M1 Don.
I think that's everybody's.
And Ash Lobby Dash, thank you very much.
Cutting Draugr over there.
The Odyssey people, Crayon Minister.
He just puts them up his nose, I think.
Why is it?
I don't know.
There was a whole thing about crayons.
I don't know.
He knows what his job is.
I don't need to micromanage him.
Chet Chisholm, Cam is it?
No, I'm not getting into this.
Bubbar!
Cam!
Cam is key!
Not G-Fo!
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Thank you guys very much.
I appreciate it.
I'm not going to be here Friday because everybody's going to be in Hamilton having fun without me like a bunch of motherfucking assholes.
Phil, you're probably going to leave and go too, aren't you, you son of a bitch?
Yeah, Phil's.
Now Phil said, Phil, he's going to go too.
You're a fucking asshole.
Why?
Just kidding.
All right, you guys, I appreciate you.
One day at a time, one inch at a time.
Everybody pull a weight and we'll fucking move it.
We'll move the whole goddamn ball all the way down the field ourselves.
We're pressured.
I'll see you next time.
Cheers.
Take care of each other.
We'll all know like time.
We should turn you into what you are.
We'll all know like time.
Yeah, you're not better than me.
I know, I'm glad it's over too.
I just, it really went on and on and on Phil.
There's just so much, and then the smells though.
Oh.
I didn't think you could smell that much like bodily fluid and just people, like smell.
Outdoors.
I mean inside like a stuffy hotel room I could get, but not, you know, not outdoors.
I mean thank God you're not one of those people.
I would just be.
Phil, no.
Hey, hey.
That's not a I said no more.
Why?
Not you.
You know what?
I knew.
I knew it.
I fucking knew.
Well, of course.
Why would you be one of these degenerate shit shows?
I don't know how many Jeeps you own.
Probably all of them, you fucking...
Just get out of here.
Take your Jeep orgy cult to fucking Hamilton and Begonlin.
