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March 12, 2023 - Raging Dissident

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🏴RageCast 314: SECRET SEXY SUPER SLASH SATURDAY

Why? Just because I don't have to doesn't mean I shouldn't. If you feel bad about yourself, remember: somewhere out there is a grown man who's dedicating his life to building tiny replica skateboard parks in his apartment. But even that guy is married, so... yeah, send another plague. There's still too many people. 🪖STREAM LINKS🪖 https://entropystream.live/ragingdissident https://rumble.com/c/ragingdissident https://odysee.com/@RagingDissident:0 https://youtube.com/@ragingdissident/streams 🗣WEBSITE, SOCIAL, MERCH🗣 https://ragingdissident.com https://linktr.ee/ragingdissident https://thegrift.shop

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	It's a secret stream I guess Sorry I missed you yesterday.
	I had you know I just didn't care, you know, I don't care I don't care I was at the gym and I was you know Young fellow there made me feel bad, so I hope you're happy, sir.
	Hope you're happy.
	Figured I might as well jam this in on a Saturday night.
	That's what she said.
	You can't go.
	It's impossible to go 48 hours without me saying something that just makes me fucking someone.
	Go find someone in a government position of power and realize that that's how low the bar is.
	Okay?
	No skipping rage days.
	Yeah, you can't step rage day.
	You can't step leg day.
	You can't skip any of it.
	You know, you're not allowed.
	Team Money, how are you doing, man?
	How are you?
	How are you doing?
	How is it going?
	Why is there so many cables?
	I need...
	Wireless everything always just opens it up to more nonsense and things going wrong and batteries and this isn't syncing with that and blah, blah.
	So I choose to endure the spider web life of wires and cables.
	Again, the 90s was fine.
	We had it all.
	We had everything we needed.
	You know?
	We didn't need wireless.
	Listen, that's where they should have shut it up.
	That's when a new thing started getting weird.
	You know, what was it, PlayStation 3?
	And it's like, yeah, there's no cords anymore.
	There's no wires.
	It's a wireless controller.
	I'm like, I don't like where this is going.
	I don't like.
	This is getting to be too convenient.
	Okay?
	We're going to die.
	We're going to be destroyed by convenience.
	And we are.
	We've become too weak and lazy and cowardly and pathetic and soft.
	We've been destroyed by convenience.
	You can't even say mean things anymore.
	Mean things.
	Forget saying mean things.
	You can't even question government officials anymore.
	If they're women, especially.
	Because what is a woman anyway?
	We don't know anymore.
	But if you're a woman in Canadian politics, just if anyone questions you or corners you or, you know, does like you've screamed and whined and cried about for so long.
	I just want to be treated the same.
	Okay, we'll treat you the same.
	When you do a shitty fucking job and, you know, you're like negligent to the point that people are dying because of how terrible you are at your fucking job.
	People are well within their rights to, you know, come after you on that.
	It's not misogyny.
	It's just you being shitty.
	It's just you being shitty.
	There's plenty.
	There are women that are very capable and competent that don't get attacked because they're good at what they do.
	But that's few and far between here in Canada.
	There's quite a few of really terrible.
	basically how woke you are is your, is your value.
	The woker you are, the more you comply with the current thing, the more that you, I mean, look, who is the wokest person in the country?
	Who would you say is the epitome, the absolute beating heart of the mindless, you know, soul-crushing, woke garbage?
	I mean, when you hear it, you're just like, my head, I want to die.
	Obviously, the Prime Minister.
	He's the Prime Minister.
	The wokest person we have is the Prime Minister.
	And as you go down the list, the closer you get to the top, the woker they are.
	What does that tell you?
	So that's really, that's, you know, and we have the opposition again, very, very, you know, current thing, very woke, very making sure everything's protecting the Beijing diplomats.
	Not the Chinese diplomats, the Beijing diplomats, because you can trust a guy.
	He's got balls, guys.
	This is the guy.
	This is the man, rather, with the stones needed to bring this nation back from the precipice of destruction and right the ship and turn us towards.
	It's a guy that's afraid to say the word China or Chinese.
	That's definitely who you want.
	I mean, they're only a global superpower.
	How is he going to go the rest of his career without saying the word China?
	And who is demanding that this happen?
	This certainly isn't Canadians.
	It certainly isn't anybody in this country.
	So it begs the question, why are they saying Beijing diplomats instead of Chinese diplomats?
	It's a very, you know, intentional thing.
	They don't want to throw shade on China.
	They don't want to throw, they don't want to be seen to be not supportive and not kneeling and not worshiping the Chinese regime because Canada is a vassal state.
	We are not a free country.
	We're basically a farm or property, like a rental property, like a cheap hotel.
	We're basically a rental fucking.
	You can rent Canada by the hour.
	That's what we are.
	And, you know, sometimes the Americans take a turn, you know, banging hookers here.
	Or some, you know, the Israelis really like it.
	The Saudis are all over the Chinese.
	It's whoever.
	Whoever's got money, you can come here and just buy a piece of this place.
	So anytime you want.
	You could buy a person if you want.
	I thought I was muted this whole time, which is good.
	So anyway, so they understand the paradigm that you need to worship the real power in this country, which is apparently China.
	Because even the opposition parties in this country won't even say the word China.
	They'll say Beijing.
	And what is the point of this?
	Beijing is the capital city in which the regime resides, its seat of power, I suppose.
	And which country would that be?
	As if Canadians are too stupid to know where Beijing is.
	So you're saying it without saying it.
	And what's the point of that?
	There isn't a point.
	You're just a pussy.
	You're just a giant fucking pussy.
	You know?
	And, you know, it's not a mean word.
	It's short for pussillanimous.
	It's annoying and hard to say.
	It means weak and timid and soft and cowardly.
	Pussy.
	It's the perfect pussillanimous.
	How do you spell it?
	P-U-S-S-I-L-L-I-A-M-A.
	It's a, you know, when you see the real world, you'll realize why men in the fucking 40s and 50s were like, we'll just go with pussy.
	Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
	Because saying this is a mouthful.
	It's annoying.
	And, you know, just saying the word pussy is fine.
	It's, you know, soft, you know, like a kitten, like a kitty cat.
	It's one of the perfect words, and they're trying to take it away.
	They're trying to take that away because you're not allowed to say it.
	Thank you, T-Money.
	Apparently, that was all your fault.
	He says, stupid, sick, stupid, super sexy Saturday stream, Julian.
	You think you're pretty good with your sexy shirt and your legs.
	What did you say?
	Doctor.
	The doctor is in.
	Dr. Jenstein says, I guess you could be forgiven for letting us down last night.
	You son of a bitch.
	I'll turn this off.
	This is no joke.
	I have my finger on the like.
	Delete all.
	Like, wipe everything and disappear.
	And so, oh yeah.
	OG Mango.
	P-U-S-I-L-L-A-N-I-M-O-U-S.
	Pussillanimous.
	Or you can just say pussy.
	It's easier that way.
	Pussification.
	Yeah, pusillanimous.
	Don't be pusillanimous.
	It's very, you know, it destroys countries.
	It creates the conditions for weak people to be taken seriously.
	And when weak people are taken seriously, they take their ideas and suggestions seriously, which are always bad because weak people have never...
	Have you been out there in the world?
	This is just a question.
	This is something I kind of like upon meeting a new person or assessing a new person.
	Like if I was an interrogator or if I was something like that, trying to figure out who somebody is.
	Tell me, what is the worst day of your life?
	Tell me what the worst, like the most difficult thing you've ever had to deal with.
	And it's going to be, I mean, you can see where this is going, right?
	Use your imagination across the board in the Western world.
	What is the average person going to say compared to the historical average compared to what people in the third world have to deal with, what people in parts of Europe now have to deal with, and so on?
	Maybe somebody from North Korea.
	You know, we have a civilization of weak, pathetic people that make terrible decisions, that live in a fantasy world, that think you can, we're going to regulate the weather.
	We are going to, we're going to control the weather itself.
	We're going to, well, climate change is happening, and we're going to, and obviously not at the very top, they don't believe this.
	They're just stealing from you.
	This is just a power and control scheme.
	I mean, the useful idiots, the other people walking around in the world that don't deserve to draw breath.
	They're just so fucking stupid and cowardly and just an insult to really the entire idea of a human being.
	That's how far, that's how bad we've become.
	Those ones walking around that believe all of this, you know, you think, let me, so you believe that if you give the government all of your money, they can change the weather?
	Is that what you think?
	Oh, because, and why, well, because carbon emissions is causing the weather.
	Yeah, is that what you think?
	You understand that the earth is a self-contained, you know, like a fishbowl, for example.
	Let's use that, like a fishbowl or an aquarium.
	So if I drop poison in one end of the bowl, it's going to contaminate the whole bowl, yeah?
	You know, because everything's contained inside here.
	So, you know, if there's poison being dropped in the bowl, threatening all of the fish, you should then, it would make logical sense to prioritize the biggest insertions of poison.
	Not the minimum, you know, Canada contributes nothing, like nothing to the global pollution, literally nothing.
	It's not even worth mentioning.
	The only thing worth mentioning as far as Canada and carbon emissions and green climate, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, is the amount of fucking trees that are in this country actually clean more air than we dirty up by a mile, by a long shot.
	So if anything, other countries should be paying us money for the vast swaths of this country on this continent that is completely uninhabited.
	90% of Canada lives along the U.S. border.
	Did you know that?
	That's 90% of all of our people.
	And more than that, most of the country lives between the United States border and Windsor, the Windsor Bridge and Montreal.
	That diagonal line, circulon, from basically Windsor all the way to Montreal.
	That strip goes through Toronto, the GTA, Niagara Falls, Hamilton.
	All that.
	That's most of the everything.
	The rest of it is nothing.
	In Manitoba, people only live in Winnipeg.
	There's nothing in Manitoba outside Winnipeg.
	It's a hoax.
	Is no one else aware of this?
	It's not real.
	There's nothing in Winnipeg.
	There's nothing.
	I've driven through Manitoba several times.
	There's only one place to stop for food, gas, somewhere to sleep.
	For anything.
	It's Winnipeg.
	Outside of that is just hastily propped up shanty towns and signs pretending that there's people there just to discourage other people from showing up and setting things up.
	Just nobody in Manitoba wants any more people there.
	So they built one city in Winnipeg, and the rest of it's fake.
	The rest of it's pretend.
	There's nothing there.
	We don't, you know, the amount of trees here, right?
	So we're not polluting anything.
	Why don't you go focus on China or India?
	China and India are most of the world between the two of them, most of the planet, but live between these two countries.
	Oh, and Pakistan as well.
	These three countries is most of the human race.
	And they do by far the most polluting.
	So they are wrecking the fishbowl.
	And you want to focus on this tiny little, tiny portion of the fishbowl.
	38 million people in Canada, almost 7 billion.
	How many billions of people are we at now?
	It's 5 billion too many, regardless.
	No, I agree with them.
	I agree with these elites.
	Like, there's too many people.
	There is.
	There's too many stupid people.
	And that's what they really mean.
	It's not that all people have to go.
	It's just there's way too many dumb ones.
	So, I mean, I support it.
	If they want to create a program where they can just line up and euthanize themselves and sterilize themselves and eliminate themselves for the good of the human race, again, have you been out there?
	Have you talked to people?
	Have you been in a Walmart lately?
	This is necessary.
	You may not like it, but it has to happen for the good of the fishbowl.
	Now, if only we could get these people to stop focusing on, you know, this tiny little algae plant in the bottom left corner of the bowl that's actually cleaning the water.
	Canada is actually cleaning the air and the water and the fishbowl.
	But, no, you've got to pay backbreaking taxes and so on because there's a teenager from Sweden who is really upset that she has fetal alcohol syndrome.
	You know, she screams a lot.
	She's basically, she is a goblin.
	She's about three, four feet tall.
	She weighs about 60 pounds and climbs on the backs like some kind of deranged monkey.
	And so for that reason, we have to bankrupt all of our farmers and our energy industry to just destroy the country.
	Makes sense, right?
	Does it make sense to anybody?
	It's just logic, guys.
	Okay?
	It's logic.
	We need to destroy our industry because angry teenager.
	How dare you declare to change?
	If the climate change is an existential threat to humanity, which is what they believe, so much so to the fact that young people now have developed mental disorders because of being brainwashed and told that they're all going to die soon.
	I mean, these people are sick and abusive.
	I don't know how much...
	I, uh...
	I basically just do the, I just do this for like therapeutic reasons, survival reasons, really.
	Otherwise, I'll go insane and probably I don't know.
	You don't want to know what would happen.
	And I think a lot of other people come here for the same reason.
	This is just survival.
	Because it's that difficult to just exist in this timeline, in this universe right now.
	If you know what's happening, if you're even remotely switched on, it's a struggle.
	It's mentally just difficult to deal with.
	Things just have to get worse, and it will, and it's going to continue.
	It's just excruciating to have to sit here and watch just day after day things get worse and worse and worse.
	I mean, our House of Commons in Canada now is a bunch of feminist, angry, a bunch of Karens demanding to see the manager because another MP asked one of them a question about being corrupt.
	They're being, I mean, I'm just being honest.
	You know, is it, you know, maybe should you consider coddling children a little bit?
	You know, they're young.
	They're only, you know, she's only 15 and 16 years old.
	You know, she's not, you know, that's why, you know, it's called kid gloves.
	You know, it's a boxing target.
	They have gloves, you know, literally made for kids, for kids to fight.
	So they won't really hurt each other that much, you know.
	That's how weak we've become that we can't even talk.
	And you think other countries, powerful, you know, very nationalistically, you know, masculine, not fucking around countries like China aren't going to take full advantage of that?
	Our own leaders, and by supposedly the fucking king, you know, of the opposition, this is the most powerful, supposedly right.
	He's a liberal.
	Okay, the Conservative Party are liberals pretending to be conservatives.
	They're not conservatives at all.
	Their top guy, their champion, their Spartacus, their Hercules, their Hannibal of Carthage is a guy who's got glasses, but he won't say China.
	There's no need to say China because we don't want to make them upset.
	Pack it in.
	It's over.
	We need a revolution.
	There's no solution with these people.
	They're completely incompetent.
	They're inept.
	They're useless.
	Things will just continue to flounder and drown and things will just continue to get worse until the critical mass of people just won't take it anymore.
	And as their pain level, as their discomfort level increases, their appetite for aggressive change increases as well.
	So that's fine.
	Keep increasing the misery.
	You're just going to make it worse.
	And there's no other way.
	People will eventually come to this conclusion.
	It's just true.
	Democracy has failed.
	And it's failed because weak, weak, weak people have permitted it to fail.
	We've been co-opted.
	If you have a democracy, you know, democratic country, majority rules, yeah, yeah, okay.
	Who's defending it?
	Oh, really weak, easily manipulated sellouts that will sell any portion of this country, you, me, your family, my family, anybody, for a dollar.
	That's not democracy anymore.
	That's fake.
	These people are bought and sold every fucking day.
	And this will never change.
	No one inside the system will even publicly recognize or talk about this very obvious fact to anyone with a brain.
	They're all controlled.
	They're all bought.
	It's a managed system.
	Once in a while, you get some rogue people in there that cause some disturbances.
	But I mean, it's like running a garden.
	It's like doing anything.
	Nothing works 100% efficiency all the time.
	You know, even the best design.
	I mean, people design jet fighters for war.
	The F-16, the F-18, they still break down and things still go wrong despite having literal geniuses work on these things.
	It happens, so they deal with it.
	But overall, the system is managed, controlled, and owned and paid for.
	The casino.
	And you have people that want to believe brand new people, people that have never paid attention to politics or anything before, but they have in the last year or two or three, either because of COVID or because of the trucker convoy or whatever, have come online and they think it is as simple as switching out the guy that they believe is in charge, but he's not in charge.
	And that's it.
	They think that's as far.
	They've attached every negative thing that's happened, all of the inflation and the cost of milk, everything, everything bad that's going on the last couple of years.
	Right now, to the ignorant, is natural to assume, well, if this is the guy in charge, it must be his fault.
	If we move a different guy, it'll go.
	No.
	You're replacing one broken engine part with another broken engine part and expecting the engine to work better.
	It's not going to make any difference.
	Does he have to go?
	Yeah.
	But he has to be replaced by someone who's not corrupt.
	And everyone in Canadian politics is corrupt.
	So, you know, well, what are we supposed to do?
	Revolution.
	That's really all you can do.
	Until people understand that this entire system is broken.
	It doesn't exist for them.
	It exists to control them.
	That's what it's for.
	Until that changes, none of this shit's going anywhere.
	We're going to keep doing this around and around and around we go forever.
	Because as long as there's people sitting in these seats that have their hands out, willing to take money, willing to be influenced, willing to look the other way as bad things are happening, unwilling to say things like the fucking word China, nothing is ever going to change.
	Nothing's ever going to change.
	You need people in there of principles, of moral foundation and moral fiber.
	And we stopped caring about that a long time ago.
	And they've succeeded in bringing the conservatives in line with current thingism.
	Support the current thing.
	I mean, look at their platform.
	Compare it to what they would have said in the 1990s, the 1980s.
	Just in my lifetime, they've gone completely the other way.
	They're liberals now.
	And there's no saving them.
	There's no coming back.
	You can't change it from the inside.
	These are all things that new people say.
	I'm telling you, this is somebody that's been struggling with these ideas and problems.
	These people that are like this, so like a year, two years, like, oh, man, everything's really, oh, I'm going to start saying so.
	That was me 10 years ago.
	That's how long I've been watching this, and it's probably been six years.
	Has it been that long now?
	Since 2016?
	Seven years.
	Seven years I've been at this.
	I'm trying to save you time.
	I'm trying to save you time by giving you the cheat sheet.
	Hey, look, I've got the cheat codes.
	Okay?
	You don't have to do this whole course.
	You don't have to sit here for four years, five years, trying to, you know, oh, we just got to get the lips out to eventually come to the conclusion, oh man, they're just as bad as the other guys.
	And I sank all this time and energy and effort into this, and it turns out they're just as bad.
	Yeah, that's where you will end up in five to ten years.
	I'm trying to save that time for you so that you can just skip to the end.
	But, you know, a lot of these people have too much pride and too much fucking ego to think that, oh, what is that?
	Fine, I don't care.
	Whatever.
	It's like I'm standing on the side of the road being like, hey, free sandwiches.
	You're like, fuck you.
	I'd never take a free sandwich.
	I'm like, okay, I don't.
	Don't eat it then.
	It doesn't mean anything to me.
	What a mess.
	This place is a disaster.
	Scarecrow says, St. John's is living up to rage's assessment of terrible places this week.
	No, you've just been there now?
	First time?
	St. John's, which is...
	always mix it up.
	Is that...
	mean, they're both terrible, but we're so lazy here.
	I mean, obviously the one in Newfoundland.
	Well, maybe not technically, but they would have been made around the same time.
	Yeah, I'm starting a town, boy.
	Calls it St. John.
	Fuck that, boy.
	I'm calling mine St. John's.
	St. John.
	Well, who owns that?
	St. John owns that.
	Well, where's St. John's?
	Well, it belongs to St. John.
	It's very confusing.
	You know, one guy put an apostrophe S at the end and it's different now.
	That should have been a red flag right away.
	Right away.
	I don't know if this country's going to make it.
	They're too lazy to come up with new names for towns.
	We haven't even left the time zone yet.
	We're still, we're running out of names for towns.
	Fuck, that's about as far as I can think, boy.
	St. John's.
	St. John.
	St. John's.
	Oh, what about that?
	Another possibly.
	Another S on top of it.
	Two S's.
	Double St. John's.
	St. John and John's.
	Double Johnner.
	That's what we'll call it.
	Oh, I'm heading out to the old Double John.
	Gonna go to Double Johnner and get some fucking Double John's piece of boy.
	What are you saying?
	That's just Canadian trash.
	That's a true.
	You don't.
	Hey, so, you know, there's people from America that watch this, Australia, England.
	I haven't spent a lot of time.
	I haven't ever spent any time in Australia.
	I've never been to England either, unfortunately.
	But I have been to the United States enough to know, you know, and it's like, I'm sure the English have their version of this and the Australians.
	You know, the guy that, like, is motivated, like, cheese gets him excited.
	He's always got a beer in his hand or one nearby.
	70% of the wall space wherever he lives is covered in sports memorabilia, probably cheap stuff.
	And this guy doesn't know...
	He couldn't name you five ministers, five very powerful people where he lives, but he does know the name and stat sheet of every player in the National Hockey League.
	Doesn't mind drinking and driving either.
	And meth is just for weekends, you know?
	That kind of stuff.
	That's that guy.
	So don't, you know, don't.
	That's who is chirping you in the comment Section.
	You know, if you're someone else on the internet, somebody who's talking shit, that's who you're arguing with.
	It's not like this, these aren't like, you know, French diplomats that are all fucking suited up and they've got, oh, it appears to me, like, well, that's the wrong accent, but you know, I've got quite, I've taken quite an issue with your most latest post.
	Here are all the reasons for.
	That's not, you're spending your day arguing with literal trash humans that have nothing else to do.
	And this is, it.
	I think it would be an effective advertisement to be like this one per like to just show both sides of it.
	And it's just one guy, re and the other one, re, one's on their phone, the other one's on the computer, and it's just two people at two o'clock in the morning surrounded by trash and empty pizza boxes, just, you know, behind anonymous accounts fighting with each other on a third guy's page.
	and you're like...
	And then you're like, hey, hey, guy, have you ever left your home province?
	Oh, no reason to leave Double John, boy.
	Fucking everything you need is in Double John's.
	What the fuck do I would ever go to St. John for?
	When I got St. John's.
	Double John's.
	Double John in her.
	Then there's River John.
	You go to Nova Scotia, you got River John.
	River John, St. John, St. John's John's.
	John's everywhere, bye.
	John's everywhere.
	You would quit immediately.
	You'd show someone this and be like, this is you right now.
	You're one of these people.
	And you'd be like, yeah, I...
	There you go.
	You're wasting time arguing with actual trash.
	It's a pile of trash formed in the shape of an obese human man arguing with you, surrounded by pizza boxes, soft drinks.
	Probably hasn't showered in a couple of days, been wearing the same clothes for a week.
	Probably has a TV on in another room that he's not even watching and has just been running, you know, just always on.
	His idea of a great night out is like going to get shit faced at a local hockey rink and picking a fight with a teenager.
	Like, oh, yeah.
	Really get, when you get chirped by these people on the internet, make sure you get really worked up about it.
	You know, it's a really painful dagger to take when you're, you know, when that guy doesn't respect you.
	I mean, oh, my goodness.
	How would one recover?
	I mean, I've done a lot of stuff in my life.
	I've endured a lot for my age, I think.
	I mean, there's definitely, I'm nowhere near the top, but I mean, there's a couple of dents.
	I mean, I've been to war.
	Then there was the whole special forces experience.
	It was pretty hard.
	There was jail, and then there was all the death and the suicides and the regular life stuff on top of that.
	And it's like, oh, well, you know what?
	Oh, and then being a national punching bag, being attacked.
	It's open season.
	You can do whatever you want to me, my family, my friends.
	It doesn't matter.
	You're allowed to do that.
	This is Canada now.
	You could be jailed for things that didn't even happen.
	You could have all of this happen to you.
	Oh, but wait, sorry.
	I really need to stop and take a really hard listen to the guy who's been on fucking welfare for his entire life or someone living in a trailer or a fucking bachelor apartment for the last 20 years, you know, living in filth with no...
	Literally nothing.
	Literally nothing.
	I've just existed.
	I've never tried to do anything.
	Fucking Saturday night, fucking Leefs and the Havs is on.
	Gonna get me a fucking pizza boy with the coupons that he stole.
	Pizza's a luxury food now.
	It is.
	It is.
	When I was a kid, like, when I was a teenager, like, it would be, if I was like, I'm gonna take a girl out on a date or something.
	Oh, I got pizza.
	That was like a lazy shit.
	It's like, that's cheese and bread.
	This is like garbage food.
	And it would cost nothing.
	A large pizza was like $8.
	Fucking, these days, how about this?
	It's like, listen, babe, what do you want?
	Do you want me to get you a large pizza?
	We can have a large pizza.
	Or I can just give you a box of diamonds.
	But you can't eat those.
	So, I mean, I don't know.
	I mean, oh, you want a large pizza?
	$45 plus tip.
	I didn't realize I was eating at a restaurant now.
	Plus tip.
	For a fucking pizza.
	You know, it's like you're just a step up from eating raccoons I've shot in the backyard.
	Like, it's pizza.
	This isn't hard.
	Children can and do make pizza.
	Bread, sauce, cheese, whatever you got laying around, throw it in, throw it in the oven for half an hour.
	They go, eat it.
	Eat it.
	Eat it.
	Eat the bread with a bunch of shit on it.
	It's really complicated.
	But that's the cost of milk and everything.
	We're just rambling about.
	We're just, it's Saturday.
	It's a super sexy secret.
	I'm doing this like the old school days where I'm just like, oh, there's lots of shit I could rant about, but I don't know if I even will.
	I might just sit here and shoot off about pizza and St. John's for the next fucking two and a half hours.
	I don't know.
	I do whatever I want.
	That's why I don't play well with others.
	Nobody wants anything to do with me, and I don't blame them.
	I wouldn't either.
	I'm way too much for most people.
	It's weird when you realize you've become that guy.
	I remember when I was younger, like 17, 17, 18. You know, when you like kind of, like when you're acutely aware that, I mean, you should be at 18 years old if you're healthy, that you don't know anything about anything.
	Like you're just like, I barely know.
	I barely, like this is the age where I'm like shaving, but not really sure how to like, how do I grow like if I, I don't even know really.
	I don't even know how to dress myself yet.
	You know, like I was one of those kids, one of those 18, 19 year old kids.
	It's like half dressing like some kind of teenager, but half dressing like a 50-year-old man because I was in the military then already.
	It's like, I don't know anything, you know?
	Change of tire, never done it.
	Could barely even know how to drive.
	I don't even know where the hell I was going with that.
	Oh, right now I remember.
	But, you know, if you're curious about what's going on, there are, you know, maybe there's someone in your life or someone you're following or you know that knows and they're like a they're like a strange mysterious weirdo, you know?
	And you don't understand half of what they say and they're just mad all the time.
	I'm like, oh, that's me now.
	I'm that guy.
	I'm that weird old guy.
	You know, I'm like playing with my nephew and I'm like, what is he going to think of me in like 10 years?
	You know?
	I'm just sitting in the corner in the dark smoking a cigar staring at the sunset.
	Having a nice day, Uncle Jeremy.
	A nice day.
	I remember those.
	And he'll just be like, okay, and walk away.
	In my head, I'm just thinking about, you know, Chinese war balloons and fucking.
	It's like black face, you know.
	Diagalon has threatened the integrity of our entire country.
	It's all a joke.
	There's no, you know, why are any of us alive?
	None of this matters.
	you know?
	The existential crisis rectangle!
	I wonder if there's a...
	I wonder if there's music for that.
	I don't know.
	I don't think so.
	Existential crisis, ambient music.
	No.
	Is this one?
	That's dumb.
	I don't like that.
	Ambient music for existential crisis.
	Well, this could be good.
	This could be good.
	This is terrible.
	None of these people have ever had an existential crisis.
	This is not how it goes.
	We got to do this the right way.
	This is how it's done, you loot.
	They don't even know how to...
	Now I have to teach these fucking normies what actual soul pain looks like in music form?
	My God, what was that?
	It was terrible.
	This is how you do it, you know?
	Oh, I wish I would...
	I think that's why.
	I just do things.
	I just do things.
	And so I have no expectations.
	I assume everything's going to be horrible.
	So I just roam with it.
	And if it sucks, I'm like, who cares?
	Nobody cares, you know?
	Maybe that's the point.
	You know, you can work hard your whole life.
	Your heart and soul, you can put everything into something.
	With the expectation that, you know, they tell you that as a young kid, work hard.
	Do your bit, you can do anything.
	So you try.
	You try when you're young, you know.
	music
	But then you start to notice things, you know, like the corruption, nepotism, you know, people promoting their friends.
	And you're like, but that's not right.
	And that's wrong.
	And you start, you know, maybe I got to reevaluate my life, you know, maybe I missed something somewhere in my education as I was growing up.
	So I'm going to sit here and smoke my cigar and look out the window and think maybe I, maybe I got it wrong.
	Maybe I need to just, maybe I need to learn more.
	Maybe I'll my TV.
	I'll put the news on.
	I'll see what's happening in the world.
	Maybe they can tell me what's happening.
	And so I tried that for a while and then I ended up in a war that I should never have been in because all that turned out to be a lie too.
	So they're full of shit on TV.
	I can't trust anything they say.
	I can't trust anything I learned growing up.
	I got to figure everything out for myself, it turns out.
	And nobody wants to help you do that.
	Jesus Christ, you start doing that and people shit on you left and right.
	You're crazy.
	You'll be thrown out of the family.
	And it's like even, no one will listen anyway.
	The truth could be right there in your face.
	In everyone's face forever, for years on end.
	You know, like maybe a magic injection that they all promise is going to work, but it doesn't work.
	And what does it do?
	It seems to make everything worse.
	And does anybody notice?
	No, they don't.
	No, they don't notice.
	They don't notice.
	They notice me.
	They notice me.
	And they want to attack me for simply trying to get to the bottom of what's going on.
	So I'm like, you know what?
	Maybe it's impossible.
	Maybe it's just impossible.
	Maybe they can't even fucking think.
	And the bad guys.
	The bad guys control all the fucking information.
	So they're in control of everything that's been going to compete with them.
	And you're going to compete with billions of dollars of corporations.
	You're never going to be able to do that.
	All you can do is just take care of yourself.
	your friends and your family and you know what and you always have to live with it the ever creeping ever present definite reality of the encroachment of evil and darkness it gets closer and closer every day every minute every second of your life and you're getting older too you're getting older every minute you can see the lines in your face when you look in the mirror your hair is turning gray maybe it's starting to fall out oh did you go for a run today have you noticed you're two minutes slower than you used to be yeah you're getting old you're getting old because you're dying you're getting close to death you've been going at this your whole life chipping
	away plugging away everything's worse than ever everything's worse than ever you're sicker than ever you're more broke than ever everything's worse than ever you're more broke than ever So what are you going to do?
	What can you do?
	Then you go, you know what?
	I'm just I'm just gonna fight it out of spite That's what I'll do I guess I can't win none of us can win We're surrounded and there's nowhere to go, but I can do some damage on the way out.
	So I'll just do it out of spite.
	I guess.
	I'm gonna sit here and smoke my cigar and watch the sun go down on another day of my life that progressed deeper towards the ninth circle of hell.
	Oh, look!
	There goes a school bus full of children on their way to see a grown man swing his dick around and call it education.
	That's why I'm out here smoking my cigar, nephew.
	Now I wish you, I bet you wish you'd never asked that question.
	All right?
	That's how you do an existential crisis.
	I don't know whatever the fuck they were playing, but that's not, you know.
	Could you imagine if I had a therapist?
	I would know Joe.
	I'd be like, listen, who do you got?
	And they're like, oh, we have lots of really great people.
	Like, no, no, no, no, no.
	to me.
	I need...
	I'm just pretending.
	You guys can fill in the blanks.
	This is my pretend interview, my intake interview with a mental health professional.
	So what would you say is your top concern?
	I'm just going to...
	I don't want to waste your time.
	I certainly don't want to waste any more of my time.
	I mean, I'm acutely aware I'm getting closer to the grave every day and I'm wasting it.
	Whoever you have, like, imagine if Hannibal Lecter, you know who Hannibal Lecter is?
	If you were going to psychoanalyze and dissect that person, who would you say is, who do you need to do that?
	I need somebody better than that.
	Okay?
	I need like you basically, you're going to need to flesh out this AI faster because I don't think there's anyone alive that's capable of sorting any of this out.
	So I don't want to put that on anybody.
	Oh, we've got a lot of experience, you know.
	We just, you know, we're really good at getting people on drugs, on antidepressants and anti-anxiety medications, because we have no real solutions for, you know, the nightmare, you know, the causes of most of these things.
	So we're just going to numb it with drugs.
	We're going to tell you not to self-medicate.
	We're going to medicate you.
	You know, don't drink, don't smoke weed, don't do anything.
	We'll just fill you full of pills and drugs.
	You know?
	Who do you...
	It's a mess.
	So yeah.
	So I choose the silent cigar smoking, staring at the horizon like you want to fight nature itself.
	You know, just smoking like, if God was here, I would punch him.
	All of that because a guy gave me a super chat about St. John's.
	So you got to be careful on the stream.
	Ram the Third says, not for want of trying, but maybe she will is pretty good for a crisis song.
	I don't know what that is, but I've.
	Madam Breeze says the therapist is going to need a therapist.
	Exactly.
	You know, exactly.
	They're not qualified.
	They're not like, I need somebody that crawled out of Stalingrad, you know?
	I don't know where you would find someone.
	I would need the pen.
	Who is...
	Ram III, he says, I'll have you know at the age of 21. I still don't know how to drive.
	Jesus Christ.
	Come on.
	You're allowed to drive at 60, 15 and get a beginner's license.
	Why would you not do that?
	Madame Breezy, geez, by.
	Yep.
	Well, double johnnoner.
	Mentally ill women, she says, shouldn't be in politics.
	For goodness sakes, look at the king of mentally ill, P.M. Blackface.
	Well, apparently 70 plus percent of women in the Western world are on drugs.
	So that would probably, I mean, that used to be something that was rare.
	It wasn't something that was common.
	Now it's, you know, you're weird if you're not on a pile of drugs.
	And it's just, we, oh, well, I guess that's just another step down that we'll get used to.
	We'll just take that.
	We'll just take this obvious step down in our mental health and our national health.
	And we'll just be like, oh, well.
	And more than, oh, well, we're going to take sides with the pharmaceutical companies that we always knew were evil and horrible and give them all your money.
	And they're going to make you, well, they're going to provide you with an experimental emergency use authorized product, which has never been tested on people before and has no short, mid, or long-term safety data at all.
	And we're going to sign a secret contract with those people that they're going to be protected from any prosecution, repercussions, consequences, accountability whatsoever.
	There's nothing you can do.
	We can't even get our money back.
	You can't sue them.
	You can't charge them.
	You can't do anything.
	So we went from, geez, do you really think you need to be on pills?
	That's going to screw with your brain chemistry?
	Like, maybe it's a lifestyle thing.
	Have you tried any of that?
	Maybe you're just, I mean, you're very unhealthy looking.
	Perhaps it's your diet, all of this food and garbage you're putting, that could be impact.
	No, no, straight to the pills.
	Okay.
	And that's what everyone's done now.
	That is the first line of defense for medicine now.
	Show up to a doctor with any problem.
	What drugs can I sell you?
	That is the first, you know, a good doctor won't do that, but where are the good doctors?
	You know where the good doctors are?
	They're in the same town as the good cops and the good generals and the good politicians and the good professors.
	And, you know, they're all in the same.
	It's a very small place.
	Not a lot of people live in there.
	That's where they're at.
	So, you know, we'll just side with the good guys, you know?
	Good morning, everyone.
	As you know, there have been some recent reports suggesting that our vaccine is not safe.
	This, of course, is ridiculous.
	Of course.
	Look at the science.
	You will see that there are no side effects.
	In fact, I myself have been boosted four times.
	Boosted four times.
	This notion that vaccines can have any kind of side effect is a right-wing conspiracy, bolstered by MAGA Republicans, hate groups, and probably Russia.
	Probably.
	Look, would we vaccinate 7 billion people if there were side effects?
	Side effects?
	Of course not.
	It's dangerous and quite frankly irresponsible to blame the recent uptick of people suddenly collapsing on our product.
	Healthy people have always suddenly fallen to the ground from heart.
	This is totally...
	Normal.
	Nothing is...
	Wrong.
	Nothing is wrong.
	Sorry, we ran out of the spokespeople.
	Just the janitor.
	Are you not collapsing?
	Did you get the vaccine?
	No.
	No, no.
	Don't be silly.
	I don't want to collapse.
	I'm not fool.
	I want to live.
	I want to live.
	laughter
	That was from the Babylon V. That was the funniest part.
	I want to live.
	I want to live.
	Oh, I didn't take...
	I want to live.
	Why would I do that?
	Why would I take an experimental thing when I don't need to?
	Oh, no.
	Otherwise, I might get sick for a day.
	That would be the worst.
	No, I'll risk my long-term health from which there is no recovery because I could, you know, I don't want to spend a day or two in bed.
	That would be horrible.
	Oh, my God.
	You know, that happens anyway, right?
	That's a fact of life.
	People get sick sometimes.
	No, no.
	Pharmaceutical companies have fixed all of our ailments and everybody's healthier than ever.
	Aren't they?
	There's people, we're doing better than ever thanks to pharmaceutical companies.
	Thanks because it's about health.
	It's about health.
	Clearly.
	Clearly, we are a health-conscious people.
	We clearly are.
	That's why I was at the gym.
	Doing, you know, trying to stay healthy.
	Because we're a health-conscious people.
	You can tell by looking around.
	You can sell by how much we, you know, we reinforce that.
	We have healthy role models everywhere on television.
	You know, we make sure that, you know, that's why the government funds the Healthy Canada project and has things like, you know, body break commercials and things like that.
	And provides healthy lifestyle suggestions like...
	Ooh...
	I mean, there's got to be, there's something.
	I mean, there's sure.
	Sure.
	There's...
	Well, I mean, that's not healthy either.
	That's actually paid for by corporations to make more money, and it's actually completely wrong and not healthy.
	if you follow Canada's food guide, you will become obese.
	But, uh, so that's, um, I, there's, There's something, right?
	I mean...
	Wait for the Rangers!
	Third period coming up next!
	Hi, are you feeling depressed?
	Look, if hey, no, wait, wait.
	I queued up the wrong.
	I told you it was gonna be one of these streams, and I don't give a fuck.
	I'm just acting like I'm the only person here.
	I'm entertaining myself.
	Hey, go ahead.
	Um, um.
	There we go.
	All right.
	This is how it is, you know?
	This is how it goes.
	This is Canada now.
	This is not what I wanted.
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	That's it for the evening.
	We're going to have the highlights coming up next.
	The Leafs and the Rangers.
	Game five.
	Stanley Cup finals.
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	before you go back to your hockey game because your life is so amazing.
	We are running out of ideas.
	We're just selling, we're just basically giving you soma now.
	From Brave New World, it's a book you should have read, but you probably didn't because, hey, you watch hockey all the time instead.
	We're just giving you pills to numb the pain of being alive, really.
	And we know it sucks for you to be alive.
	Luckily, we've designed drugs to trick you into thinking you're not dying inside and physically and that your culture and civilization isn't dying.
	We found a way to mask that, and we're very happy to, you know, make sure that you.
	Doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	And, oh man, that was very depressing.
	I'm almost willing to think that...
	It's back on!
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	Fuckin' This is Western Man Living 2023.
	There are terrible warning signs everywhere that the world I'm living in is precariously close to falling down around me.
	But I don't care, because coming up next, Leafs Rangers.
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	Teenagers and children that are 23 years old making millions.
	Making tens of millions of dollars morning.
	Making tens of millions of mornings.
	They're going to skate around.
	And they're going to point a pucker of ball.
	They're going to hit them with sticks morning.
	And it's amazing.
	That's my favorite.
	What?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What was that even about?
	Did you hear the side effects may include death?
	What's happening out there?
	Shut up, shut up.
	The puck drop's happening.
	I'm just so proud, you know?
	I'm proud.
	I'm depressed.
	I'm horrified, humiliated, embarrassed to live here, you know?
	And then there's just the constant reminder that I wasted 15 years of my life.
	Most of my friends died for nothing.
	You know, the values that we grew up with and held cherished and we all thought we were, yeah, that doesn't mean anything to the people that live here.
	What's that song?
	Tweeter and the monkey man, you know?
	Found out the hard way.
	Yeah.
	Went to Vietnam.
	Found out the hard way.
	Nobody gives a damn.
	Yeah, nobody cares.
	It's all good.
	It's all fine.
	Let's just watch the hockey game.
	It's going to be fine.
	It's going to be good.
	All right.
	What else is going on?
	Redneck Asian says, I came home from visiting the southern front of Dagalon to quiche bees, camels, and now this mayo derailment.
	Is everything okay?
	No, it's not.
	It's not okay.
	Do I need to fly out to East Coast?
	Do not come here.
	I am behind enemy lines here, guys.
	This is not a place for any of you.
	No one should be here.
	It's a mess.
	Fisher of Men says, if CO2 is pollution, what happens if we totally eliminate it?
	The end of life on Earth.
	CO2 is what plants need to live.
	They eat CO2.
	More CO2 is good for them.
	The CO2 levels used to be much, much higher.
	The earth used to be much greener than it is now.
	Don't think about it too much.
	Your head will hurt, and then you're going to need one of those pills.
	And God knows what that's going to do to you.
	I think it's just meth.
	I think they're just giving people meth now because it's like, I just want to feel anything other than the fucking pain of being.
	Yeah, here, take this.
	Who cares what it is?
	It's not going to fix anything, but you're going to be able to enjoy your mindless television.
	T-Money says pay more taxes to the government to change the weather.
	You bigot piece of shit.
	You want all the LGBTSQWORBFAAFKJSFDKSFD to die?
	I can't believe you left out the IAS2 Plus.
	What a bigot you are.
	That is intentionally offensive.
	What happened in Waco says, what a stupendous star-studded Saturday show.
	Stuper stoked, subverting soul-sucking psychos and sycophants standing by to stand by.
	Six simper Tyrannus.
	Not bad.
	Not bad.
	Old Butter Baby built back better with that one.
	That's a big old basket of bunions and old God says concrete shoes, no more kid gloves.
	They gotta.
	And the guy, I'll get to that in a minute.
	What he even said wasn't even a big deal.
	He basically acute, like, made an offhand comment about this woman not being authoritative or intimidating or, you know, any kind of power to be feared at all because she's not, obviously.
	And they went, Rey, strong woman.
	How dare you?
	Clearly not.
	Clearly not.
	This offhand comment derailed the entire parliament for hours and continues to do so.
	You people are so incredibly insensitive and pathetic.
	You shouldn't, no.
	You need to, you literally need to go back in the kitchen.
	Do you understand?
	You're not cut out for this.
	You're not cut out for it at all.
	Be me for 10 minutes.
	Oh, I got.
	They act like this fucking shit is.
	Oh, my God.
	I can't believe here.
	The shit that regular people put up with in the you should see my inbox.
	You have any death threats?
	There's no point.
	I just let them go.
	I don't care.
	It's not like the police are going to do anything.
	They don't care.
	They would like it if I got murdered.
	They don't give a shit.
	So it's like, this is just how it is.
	If you have an opinion now and you say it out loud, people will attack you viciously and ruthlessly.
	They'll threaten your family.
	And none of that's even happening to them.
	A guy made an offhand comment and they'll fucking melt down.
	Your snowflake doesn't even do it.
	It's more like there's got to be something that melts easier than that.
	It's so bad.
	Jen Stein says, took the kids to Science World today.
	They had a display showing the difference of male and female hip bone structure.
	Transphobic.
	It is, that is transphobic.
	There is no difference.
	Trans women are.
	You just, if you feel it, it's true.
	Your feelings, you apply your feelings to reality, not the other way around, okay?
	It's reality's Job to bend itself around your feelings.
	That's how facts are feelings, okay?
	Now, I didn't go to university, but I heard that's what they teach there.
	So that's important to remember.
	It's important to remember.
	I haven't met anyone in a long time.
	I shouldn't say anyone.
	The meme is real.
	Pre-university and post.
	It's like, oh, geez, it seems they went to cultural Marxist school.
	Yes, they literally did.
	That's what they do now.
	That's what they do now.
	If you want to destroy your children for life, send them to university for an education.
	An education in misery.
	It's good.
	There's only a dramatically higher chance that they'll kill themselves.
	Scarecrow says it's Newfoundland.
	Savage beating at local high school where a friend's son goes to school.
	Lovely.
	Lovely.
	Hopefully it was a person of color that did the beating so they don't have to get any punishment or penalties.
	Because, you know, just fucking dabble down in her boy.
	Jake, V4F, how are you doing?
	He says, miss a Friday stream again, and you'll make more war criminals than CRJ.
	Maybe I should skip all the streams then.
	He said, you might just come home to a freezer full of mango, sriracha, mayo, popsicles, but Ham Legs gets to play with them first.
	Ugh.
	Ugh.
	This is a...
	BEEP.
	I I I I I I I I I Yeah, maybe that's a ban.
	I don't know.
	That's definitely a timeout.
	That wasn't good.
	That was a...
	That mental...
	That took me somewhere.
	My imagination is too powerful.
	You can't do this.
	I can imagine us into another martial law scenario if I have to.
	That's what it can do.
	And you just made me go to a...
	I think I'm already in it.
	I think if I died and went to hell right now, I'd be like, this is it?
	This is better than it was up there.
	Like, even the devil's not into.
	We're not doing that here.
	That's gay.
	Yeah, I know.
	They do that up there?
	Yeah, they do.
	Whoa, Jesus Christ.
	I know, right?
	The devil is more agreeable than these people.
	Old Guard says, is this how Buffalo Bill was born?
	Cue goodbye, horses.
	We don't want to know how he was born.
	Tenacious V says, your therapist would come out of the session with you like the goalie in slapshot.
	Tasse voir, sacrament.
	Jake says, we know it sucks you're alive.
	Luckily, we have made.
	Yeah, well, we can fix it.
	There is made.
	Thank goodness.
	Starting in two days, I think.
	CRJ, the war criminals, says, stop dihydroge.
	Dihydrogen monoxide now.
	We got to stop dihydrogen monoxide.
	I guess that's our new cause.
	We're going to make sure that's looked into.
	Ram still doesn't know how to drive, Odyssey.
	Okay, I took enough.
	Everybody's confused.
	Why?
	It's a Saturday.
	I know.
	I know.
	I just do whatever I want, you know?
	There, I killed an hour.
	Now I've got two hours of...
	God.
	Oh God, I'm just...
	You know?
	I don't know where to begin.
	I'm just going to pick at random.
	Jesus.
	I've got to find the angry, crying women stuff because that's really...
	I want to find the actual quote for us, because the rest of it will make way more sense.
	Where is it?
	Yeah, this is the one.
	I think this is a war campaign.
	Put this one together.
	I don't remember the guy's name.
	I don't think it matters, but there's one, two, three.
	There's six angry Karens and a simp black guy come down on this guy for suggesting that the faces.
	You will be quiet!
	Look at it.
	Look at it.
	Look how intense.
	Oh!
	Man, this guy must have really said something horrible, huh?
	I haven't seen him this upset since somebody made a rape joke.
	That was completely unacceptable.
	Unacceptable behavior for every woman that has ever taken her place in this.
	That is a great, you know, grade 10 social studies teacher impression.
	House.
	And I demand an apology under Standing Order 18. Look at her face.
	This is the person that's going to lead the country through our darkest decade ever that's coming up and stand up to the Chinese empire and the Russians and everything else.
	These people.
	The bank in the United States just went under.
	The contagion is spreading.
	Everything's crashing.
	Monday could be a very, very bad day.
	We don't know how.
	The financial system broke in 2008.
	It's just been getting.
	They've just been kicking the can down the field, taking turns, taking on debt.
	All the central banks have been since then.
	But again, it's musical chairs.
	The music's going to stop.
	And we're getting really close.
	It could happen at any time.
	Thank goodness we have resolute, stoic people like this who can have a fucking nervous breakdown because someone suggested that this woman is not capable of intimidating the fucking Chinese.
	What did you do, Mr. Cooper?
	I will just remind all members that, especially when we're having...
	We should just be mindful.
	Yeah, there's a lot of things around this place that make me puke in my mouth often.
	Are you wearing a necklace with your name on it?
	Is that what this is?
	Like.
	yeah, and speaking of, you know, lots of things to make me puke in my mouth in this place.
	Well, you're one of them.
	You're, yeah.
	The moral grandstanding here that's going to happen by these people to pretend, like, this is outrageous.
	How dare he sign this fucking?
	Remember how you just victimized and abused the country for, you know, years?
	You literally don't get an opinion.
	You shouldn't have a job.
	All of you need to go, and nothing will ever be fixed until there's a revolution.
	You're the cause of this.
	You had a leading hand, a controlling interest in the destruction of our nation.
	If anything, this guy should just take his shirt off and just stand there and give you all the finger and tell you to suck his dick all day long.
	That would be a more effective use of his time than treating any of you with any degree of respect whatsoever.
	That's really unfortunate.
	Thanks, MP Chagger from Brampton West.
	There sure are a lot of things in parliament that make all of us puke.
	Every single day we sit in this house as women and wrong.
	Every day you sit in this house as a representative of your constituents because equality, the sex, the gender, does not matter.
	Why are you making it matter?
	This is supposed to be an equal playing field.
	Why are you bringing gender?
	Oh, right.
	It's the fucking shield you're hiding behind because you're weak and pathetic.
	And the only way you can escape this kind of, you know, being held accountable is to constantly play identity politics.
	It's constant identity politics.
	Hey, you're doing a really shitty job.
	Oh, you can't say that.
	I'm a black man.
	Oh, I'm a Sikh Indian.
	Oh, I'm a Jew.
	I'm a Muslim.
	Oh, this is phobia of some kind.
	This is racism.
	This is what, oh, I'm a woman.
	How dare every single fucking time they divert to it.
	So the answer is to just calmly be like, yeah, I don't care.
	Your identity means nothing to me.
	You suck.
	Answer the question.
	Are you done?
	Are you done throwing your temper tantrum?
	Answer the question, but you know, we're not going to.
	It's a joke.
	This is a joke of a country.
	This is the Parliamentary Secretary of Intergovernmental Affairs Infrastructure and Commission.
	We hear these are called microaggressions, but they're not.
	Oh.
	I haven't watched this before.
	Are you.
	I've already heard enough to justify firing this woman.
	They don't feel very micro to continuously be undermined, and I think he owes this committee.
	It's called being criticized.
	The opposition is going to criticize the job that you're doing because they think they can do a better job than you.
	This is how democracies and societies work.
	If you're not able to be open to criticism and can't stand criticism, and you think that's violence, it's a microaggression, but it's really a macro aggression.
	And really, words are violence, and this is violence.
	Ban this.
	Make all of this go.
	They want no criticism.
	They are run and fueled entirely by their emotions.
	And if they feel uncomfortable, that means that someone else must have done something to them.
	There's some kind of victim.
	Listen, bitch.
	You're uncut.
	That's on you.
	It feels like much more.
	That's your problem.
	Your feelings are your problem to suggest that everyone else has to...
	You're a fucking child.
	You're a fucking child working a job at the highest levels of our country.
	Is it any wonder that everything's falling completely apart?
	Microaggressions.
	I feel.
	I don't fucking care how you feel.
	No one cares how you feel.
	We care about what you're doing because it affects all of us.
	And when you're criticized and someone tries to hold your feet into the fire to answer for the things you've done, you hide, you bring up your fucking identity politics shield and you hide and you point fingers and say, how dare you?
	And this would be a laughable joke if we had any men in the Conservative Party that had functioning testicles that could just laugh and be like, okay, shut up.
	Shut up.
	We don't care.
	You know, answer the question.
	You're a clown.
	This is a joke.
	Can we leave?
	Why are we here?
	I would just stop showing up to work.
	I'd have the entire Conservative Party just stop showing up to work.
	Why?
	Why participate?
	We're just going to go back to your writings and deal.
	It's a waste of time.
	It's a complete waste of time.
	Vote.
	Why vote?
	Abstain from every vote because they're in a coalition anyway.
	They're going to get pushed through whatever they want.
	They're going to vote against everything you want.
	It's a complete waste of time.
	We have to sit here and listen to this.
	We have to sit here and listen to Karen's feelings.
	And how much is she getting paid?
	A lot more than you ever will.
	And the minister in particular, an apology.
	And I'm really sick and tired of sitting in here.
	Apologize for you.
	You want an apology?
	Oh, God.
	I just covered myself in Red Bull.
	You know what I'm sick and tired of?
	I'm sick and tired, and I want an apology for the last two years of my fucking life of everything that you've done to this country, to the people that live here, to my friends and family, all the stress you've incurred.
	And is there an apology for that?
	Has anybody...
	Makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit, doesn't it?
	Oh, you don't think you could get on a plane or a train next to vaccinated people?
	We're going to ban you from grocery stores.
	We're going to make sure you can't see your family.
	We're going to take your jobs.
	Still going on, by the way.
	There's still people losing their jobs now for not being vaccinated.
	You can't get jobs in Nova Scotia and British Columbia if you're vaccinated.
	Or not vaccinated, rather.
	Did you know that?
	Oh, well.
	So ho.
	Oh.
	I mean, but but but there's micro aggressions, you guys.
	For asking.
	This is only a four-minute video.
	This is going to be all night.
	This four-minute video that Roe from War campaign put together is going to be my entire night now.
	Fucking hard questions, Mr. Cooper.
	beginning of my career being asked if I was tough enough to Oh look, another fat, obese looking librarian woman who's gonna...
	You're not tough at all.
	You're chiming in over microaggressions.
	You're as soft as people have ever...
	You are as soft as any human being has ever been in the history of people.
	Okay?
	Do the job.
	And I think it's absolutely devastating.
	What is that?
	Is that Goblin Face?
	Is this their true character being revealed?
	I don't know what happened there.
	Her face turned into some kind of skeleton.
	Very beginning of my career being asked if I was tough enough to do the job.
	And I think it's absolutely devastating.
	Whoever was asking, making those criticisms back then was entirely right to say that.
	Devastating.
	I believe a minister has a position of power, regardless of gender or identity.
	My apologies for what you've had to witness today in this.
	My God, what happened?
	Was there a fucking murder?
	Was there a...
	No.
	There was a microaggression, and this guy needs to apologize on behalf of...
	Drop a fucking bomb.
	I wish the Chinese would just drop a bomb on this building.
	I've had enough.
	Committee inappropriate comments that Mr. Cooper made earlier.
	Oh, my God.
	Which isn't even done right.
	Hilarious.
	Much, much more than a microaggression.
	It is a macroaggression.
	Oh, so this guy's taking it up a notch.
	No, no, no, it's not a microaggression.
	It's a macro aggression.
	What the fuck does that even mean?
	What are you black?
	Oh, black Pee Wee Herman is here to sort this out, everybody.
	I hope that he'll be decent enough to make an apology, especially the very day after International Women's Day to boot.
	So what led up to this?
	Repeat my question.
	Yeah, this is going to be quite the fucking, I can imagine what he said.
	Must be devastating.
	The other guy said it was devastating, so I have no reason to think it's not anything less than devastating.
	I expect there to be a body count by tomorrow morning from the suicides after what this guy's done.
	I question how many diplomats were expelled by the government of Canada.
	I have several tools in my toolbox.
	Madam Chairperson, Madam Chairperson, can I take back the floor, please?
	I asked a question in 2019, how many diplomats were expelled?
	Well, my dear colleague, Madam.
	For people listening, they're translating because there's this other cool thing we do in Canada for you Americans where we do everything in two languages for no fucking reason because Quebec threw its own temper tantrum and went, and rather than tell them to shut the fuck up and smack them around and put them in their place, they went, okay, don't be mad.
	So now we do everything in English and French.
	We print every official government document, our military manuals, everything twice.
	Do you know how much that costs?
	You know, my ex-wife used to work for the province of New Brunswick.
	You know what she did for a job?
	She had to take everything that they had in English and put it in French.
	That's what they paid.
	Whole job to do that.
	And it was millions of dollars allocated to this for so many years.
	And this was just one person.
	There's multiple ones doing this.
	Everything's got to be in English and in French because people's feelings could care.
	Listen, way more people in Canada don't speak French than don't speak English.
	Almost everybody in this country speaks English.
	And if they don't, they should learn it.
	That's the dominant language that is here.
	Do you see the United States doing everything in Spanish?
	Because they don't want to be mean to the people that speak Spanish better than they do?
	It's one of our official languages.
	Oh, holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	So we're going to do everything twice, print everything twice, say everything twice.
	Because, yeah.
	The picture of what Canada actually is should be coming clear to anybody that watches this stream for any length of time that's not from here.
	If you're like, man, this place sounds really fucked.
	It is.
	It's very fucked.
	It's very retarded.
	Minister, Madam Minister, I understand that I'm not getting an answer about 2019.
	2021, how many diplomats were expelled?
	So they're pressing the attack on, you know, there's all this interference from the Chinese, and have you expelled any diplomats?
	Have you looked into this?
	Have you looked into that?
	Asking legitimate.
	And you know what this turns into?
	This is just woman hate.
	This is misogyny.
	This is all.
	It's pathetic.
	And what's worse is the conservatives let them get away with it.
	Because they're even weaker.
	They're allowing, like this entitled piece of shit is going to sit here and like talk down to these guys like they're the problem.
	You're in bed with the communist Chinese.
	You've allowed them to meddle in our government, in our country.
	You've got secret police stations going after, disappearing people, reporting on people back to the Chinese government, operating clandestine black ops from the Chinese government under the nose of our entire country.
	Oh, well, they're running secret fucking voting operations to influence people into different positions of power at all federal levels, federal, provincial, municipal, you fucking name it.
	Every party's involved.
	The conservatives are guilty.
	No, no, we need to focus on misogyny, guys.
	That's the real...
	I mean, you...
	You're not.
	You're not qualified to do this job.
	You're worried about...
	First of all, and, you know, I'll just finish this.
	It's my whole night.
	It's my whole night.
	Rage covers himself in Red Bull and yells at stupid women for three hours.
	That's the stream.
	That's the stream.
	Well, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
	The more time we take like this, the less time we actually have.
	She's so smart.
	You can tell by the way she talks, she's just super intelligent.
	They're all very run-of-the-mill, like Lennon's useful idiots as it comes.
	They're deliberately selected to be smart enough to follow directions, but not smart enough to think for themselves.
	They're useful idiots.
	They're placed in these positions because they're going to do what they're told, and they don't mind it at all.
	They're not strong.
	They're not creative.
	They're not individuals.
	They're very unimpressive.
	I mean, you take all of these people, all things being equal, all things being considered, take all of them, every member of the House of Commons, everybody in Parliament, everybody in politics, and you take an equal number of just random average Canadians and just put them all in the woods.
	Put them all anywhere.
	There's nothing special about any of these people.
	they were just who was around, who was selected to be in these jobs.
	They don't let smart people get anywhere near this because you know what?
	If they're not controlled, especially if they're not controlled, it was a smart person who is not playing team let's sell the country out for money.
	They are not permitted to get anywhere near this fucking place.
	If they do have a brain in their head, they better demonstrate that they're a team player or they're not going to get anywhere.
	You're not going to get to be leader of fuck all if you're not a team player, if you know what that means.
	The interpreter has been so frustrated by this interaction that they have said that they are refusing interpretations.
	Now let's look.
	Again, my suggestion is there shouldn't be interpretations.
	Everything should just be done in English because the overwhelming majority of this country speaks English.
	Not very many of them speak French primarily and only French.
	This is a waste of time for expedience and efficiency purposes.
	It makes no sense.
	Oh, but our cultural heritage.
	Oh, now you care about our fucking cultural heritage all of a sudden?
	Shut up.
	Look at the bad boy Michael Cooper.
	Jolie, you've talked tough.
	You say you even stared into his eyes.
	I'm sure he was very intimidated.
	Many visas have been denied.
	Just one.
	That was it.
	That's what he said.
	That was the sexist, misogynistic, not micro, macro.
	He basically committed murder.
	He basically murdered that woman by saying that.
	This fucking.
	Jolie, you've talked tough.
	So you say you even stared into his eyes.
	I'm sure he was very intimidated.
	Many visas have been denied.
	Just one.
	So I want to comment on your question and particularly the beginning because I think it's actually...
	That's a valid question.
	And you took offense that he called...
	Now, this is a very big deal.
	That she's actually not a strong whamman.
	This guy publicly suggested that this woman is not a strong independent whammy.
	That she's not Beyonce and she's not fierce.
	She's very...
	I can't believe he would say...
	Who wouldn't be?
	Who wouldn't be intimidated by Karen?
	Did he?
	Oh, the tone?
	The tone.
	Is there a tone?
	See, I can't really hear tones.
	There's a ringing in my ear from a Chinese Type 7 rocket-propelled grenade that blew up next to my fucking head.
	That kind of tone?
	Like, bomb blasts.
	Yeah, there's a tone there.
	I noticed you guys are very pro-war.
	You want to get involved in this war.
	Are you talking about words?
	A word, a guy said.
	You have to literally throw your hand up and stop.
	Stop parliament, everybody.
	Stop.
	A man suggested that I'm not super tough and a strong, independent woman.
	Let's make this now the focus of our fucking day as the communist Chinese just pill for the country.
	Because I'm, you know, not a narcissist and not making this about me.
	I'm a proud representative of the public, and I'm here to make sure everything's taken care of, and my constituents are looked after, and the country's going in a good direction.
	I would never, definitely never make this about me at every opportunity and constantly hide behind identity politics because I have no real substance of my own.
	I have nothing to say.
	I have no fucking ideas.
	And I couldn't argue or debate anybody about anything without extensive preparation and a teleprompter and an earpiece, all written by some other fucking college kid.
	You know, I would say the prosecution rests, but the prosecution never rests.
	Apparently, people just haven't gotten the idea that Canada is a joke yet.
	So we'll continue.
	I'm going to pause time.
	I'm pausing time.
	I'm pausing time.
	Time out.
	Time out.
	You've been a bad boy.
	I don't like your tone.
	He says Beijing diplomats have been denied.
	Is it just.
	Oh, and this guy, too.
	The Beijing diplomat.
	Like, this is the micro.
	Could you imagine?
	This guy is about as threatening as a box of pencils.
	And they're like, ah, you know, it's ridiculous.
	And even he can't even say China.
	The Beijing diplomats.
	Yes, tell me more.
	I mean, basically, I feel like I'm staring down, you know, macho man Randy Savage in his prime here.
	One.
	How many?
	Territory.
	All I can tell you is that there was a visa that was not granted back this fall.
	So one.
	Okay, thank you for answering that.
	One visa denied under your watch.
	Minutes.
	And I just wanted to.
	No, no, no.
	Just manager.
	No, no, no.
	Manager, my time is limited and I have to be able to do it.
	Minister, pause.
	Pause.
	I just want to make sure that she's not aware of significant interference by Beijing in the 2019 and 21 elections.
	But you, as Minister of Foreign Affairs, know nothing.
	How is that possible?
	Well, when it comes to activities of foreign actors in the country, the Foreign Affairs Minister was not made aware.
	Which is you?
	Wait a second.
	You're the Foreign Affairs Minister.
	Yeah.
	And since then, I've made sure that that changed, that that would not be the case, because obviously, as everybody around this table would be aware, it is important.
	You didn't know anything in December.
	Can I just finish my sentence, please, Michael?
	Michael?
	Can I finish my sentence, please, Michael?
	Oh, my God.
	She's so fucking full of her.
	Do you understand?
	You're the fucking word.
	You're literally killing people right now with your incompetence.
	You're just holding the nation down and stabbing it to death while putting fucking makeup on and taking a selfie.
	And you have the audacity to do that.
	Michael.
	Michael.
	Listen, Michael.
	I can't wait.
	I can't wait until the fucking Ming Dynasty takes over and enslaves people like this.
	I mean, this is...
	What did I...
	I said it's humiliating to live here.
	It's frustrating.
	It's depressing.
	It's soul-crushing.
	This is who represents us now.
	This isn't a one-off.
	This isn't a rare, like, oh, that's just her.
	They're all like that.
	Spend any time listening to this fucking place.
	All these people.
	It's humiliating.
	It's embarrassing.
	And you've got countries like El Salvador had a real big problem with MS-13, you know, the gang there.
	As many countries do.
	You know what they did?
	They're like, fuck you.
	Militarized the police and just sent them in there like war.
	It's like, go get them.
	Go do whatever you've got to do.
	I'll train a whole fucking special forces unit.
	And yeah, they did.
	They went and mass arrested the entire gang.
	There.
	I don't know.
	But that made that a little more of the microaggression.
	It was like, shoot to kill, no mercy, don't give a fuck.
	You know, you can die or you can go to prison for life.
	Pick one.
	That's the strategy they used.
	And it worked really well.
	But that, you know, it's more important that we avoid...
	We've completely adopted...
	Like completely.
	Which, you know?
	There's two sides of the spectrum and they all have their own strengths and they have their own weaknesses.
	This is not a good idea.
	Having the attitudes of everybody responsible for making big decisions as always erring on the side of non-confrontation and shying away from anything uncomfortable, that's definitely going to be taken advantage of by people that don't mind causing discomfort and pain to other people.
	So we're in a rough spot.
	We're protected and governed by Karens and guys that are too afraid to call them out for exactly how pitiful and terrible they are.
	Michael.
	Michael.
	Obviously, in the context, as colleagues around this table would agree, as Minister of Foreign Affairs, I need to make sure that I have access to that information in order to conduct our diplomatic relationships in a good way.
	Oh, now I get it.
	That's why everybody shouted, don't be mean to the women.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So if you're curious, like, what's the skill?
	That's what happened.
	A guy asked very, very pretty vanilla questions in a very non-confrontational, feminine way.
	And that was the response.
	And it's completely taken over.
	Look at the prime minister.
	Look at his opposition.
	Look at all the leaders.
	It's very, across the board, it's angry, caring women and men that might as well be women.
	There's not a drop of testosterone anywhere in this place.
	That's a problem.
	That's a problem.
	And it's going to be one that gets a lot worse, you know?
	Because the men are busy being women now.
	The woman of the year is a man.
	All the strong, brave, independent women are men now, because trans women are women.
	Olgar says, I work in a male-dominated industry for this very reason.
	I can't listen to petulant women.
	Well, politics is now dominated by them, as is education, as is the military, as is the police, and so on and so on and so on.
	Education.
	I don't know.
	I can't believe everything's going to hell.
	It'll get worse.
	And as it does, as it will continue.
	Alex Woods, he says, hey, scenario, what do you think would happen if someone hid thousands of cameras in every politician's house and recorded all their conversations for months and put them all on the internet at once?
	I mean, all you got to do is get a hold of their cell phones.
	Oh, China's already done that.
	The Chinese have already, they've got any dirt that there is to be gotten on our politicians, China has it.
	They got it all.
	Or the Israelis have it, or the Saudis have it, or somebody.
	You know, they're for sale.
	All these people are for sale.
	Doings, how you doing, brother?
	He says, beware bogus bureaucrat bullies blindly bolstering Beijing, big baroom, because bullshit backdoor bargaining.
	I will beware.
	Thank you for building back better.
	Jen Steve says, the charm of your show is how you do everything yourself and no guests watching a mad scientist at work.
	That is what it is.
	That is basically, yeah.
	I just should just call it Rick's Garage, you know.
	Max woodpile.
	That's where this is.
	We're just in a wood pile now.
	CRJ says the strongest man in parliament could be shouted down into a curled ball by the gay character from 90s sitcom Frasier.
	Yes, that is correct.
	Yes, they're all very afraid and weak and pathetic.
	And I'm just sick of seeing it, man.
	It's embarrassing.
	It's upsetting.
	Like, this is who this, oh, especially knowing that we're capable of so much more.
	We're capable of so much better than this.
	There's so many more stronger, more powerful, more impressive people in this country.
	And, you know, we don't celebrate them.
	We call them Nazis, I guess, and, you know, destroy them or ignore them.
	Because the media calls the shots.
	Ask the Conservative Party.
	Ask the Conservative Party whose opinion is most important in this country.
	It's the media.
	They won't even say the word China because you know what the media will do when they do.
	Those damn racist conservatives.
	As if China is somebody you need to please.
	Did you guys get a raise this year?
	CBC did.
	In 2022, they were paid an average of $14,000 per worker.
	Numbers also show that $12,500,000 was paid out as raises to 6,232 CBC employees last year.
	Roughly 80% of the broadcasters' workforce got bonuses.
	So it'd actually be more than $14,000 a worker.
	Only 80% got bonuses.
	$12,000 divided by $6,000.
	Nice.
	Oh, and that's your money, by the way.
	That's tax money you will never get back.
	Good.
	And what do they do with this money?
	They turn around and they lie to you.
	And they cover and they obfuscate and they hide and they lie.
	And people die.
	Employees of Canada's national broadcaster were paid more than $16 million in bonuses last year according to new documents uncovered by the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.
	The documents obtained by the Federation.
	I assume is led by Captain Picard.
	The Federation!
	This FA, no FA.
	Obtained through an access to information request.
	There's all the bonuses.
	$16 million was handed out to 1,142 full-time employees.
	Works out to around 14,000 employee on average.
	Since 2015, since just 2015, CBC has handed out $99 million in bonuses to its employees.
	The Taxpayer Federation reported a trend that has steadily increased.
	This is the biggest grift in the country.
	Politics and media.
	It's all run by the same people.
	They pay their own employees.
	They pay themselves.
	They steal your money, pay themselves, tell you what's happening, lie to you, insist that you believe them, and then also use that pilfered tax money to attack, silence, and censor anyone that is competing with what they are saying.
	Only this puppet may talk.
	No one else will talk.
	And who funds it?
	You do.
	We're literally going to hold a gun to your head, demand your money to feed the puppet so it can lie to you.
	And who do you complain to about this?
	Oh, well, we'll go to the parliament.
	Oh, wait.
	I can't really complain to Parliament.
	There's a bunch of petulant women in there fighting over microaggressions.
	So they're off.
	They're off.
	What about the RCMP?
	Oh, no, wait.
	It's a big pumpkin patch dumpster lady with a sandwich in her pocket who couldn't give less of a fuck what's going on.
	Literally ignoring multiple instances of crime from the prime minister's office, even dropping criminal investigations altogether.
	So they're out.
	What about the military?
	Well, no, see, the military is really busy with white privilege right now, white fragility.
	We're making sure we've got almost every officer.
	I think we've got every officer in the Canadian military on board with their pronouns in their emails at work.
	We're working on getting some.
	Okay, so they're out.
	Do you understand that no one is going to fix this?
	There is no institution.
	There's no general, no cop, no politician, no doctor, no academic, no professor, no nobody, no nothing, nowhere, anywhere, zero, black hole, empty page, open window, empty refrigerator.
	There's nothing.
	There's nothing.
	So people, we have to do it ourselves through whatever means that we can think of to try and affect change.
	And one of the things I suggest people do is stop listening to, like, stop, stop treating these people.
	I think people should be treated as they deserve.
	And I think these people deserve to be treated very, very badly.
	I think the people at CBC should be treated very poorly.
	I think the police should be treated extremely badly.
	I think politicians should be treated horrendously bad, you know, just loathed.
	Because they deserve it.
	Because if people knew, if they really knew, George Bush said it the best.
	George Bush Sr. said, if the people of this country had any idea what we get away with, we would be lynched in the streets tomorrow.
	Yep.
	Yeah, probably.
	Probably.
	Which is why it's so important to fund this massive propaganda machine and pay them very, very well.
	The police got a huge raise as well.
	See, you know, you guys are grifting.
	If I wanted to make money, if I wanted to be rich, I would have sold out a long time ago.
	I would have kissed Rebel News' asshole.
	I would have went on a fucking pro.
	I'd be wearing Israeli Defense Force t-shirts.
	I'd be getting bonuses.
	The police, what'd they get?
	A 30% raise?
	Those thug fucking bastard Einsatz Ripping cops, what'd they get?
	Lots of money.
	You know why?
	Because they work for the machine.
	They work for the bad guys.
	They're the henchmen.
	You got to keep the henchmen happy or they're going to quit or they're going to take the other side.
	So they bribed the RCMP and they took the bribe.
	30% increase, something like that.
	Some insane raise.
	CBC's not doing much worse.
	They're doing pretty good.
	So we got to make sure the liars that keep the machine, they got to be well looked after.
	Did you guys get well looked after?
	Did mom and pop get bailed out?
	Another gym just closed.
	One of the gyms I went to didn't even make it two years.
	Just opened right before COVID.
	Nope.
	Bye.
	Gone.
	Closed forever.
	Still, I'm seeing businesses fold up on a weekly basis now.
	Somewhere in here, around here, around the city.
	Oh, that's gone.
	Yep.
	Because all the Cerb money's gone.
	The debt has come due and people can't afford it because the lockdowns destroyed the country.
	You shot yourself in the belly and you're bleeding out, Canada.
	I tried to tell you not to shoot yourself.
	It's a bad idea.
	And you said, stay home, stay safe, safe and effective, and shot yourself in the stomach.
	Well, now you're bleeding out.
	So you don't just die instantly.
	It's not how this works.
	You get cancer.
	You don't die instantly.
	There's a process.
	It takes time.
	But once something has begun, unless there is intervention, the outcome is not in doubt.
	If you don't go to a hospital and stop that bleeding, you will die.
	If you don't get that tumor removed, you will die.
	And now we're dying.
	So we're just going to sit here and watch this continue.
	So all these pieces of shit that helped the police, did you try to open your business?
	Did you protest because someone's business was being closed?
	These people that needed to feed their friends and their family themselves.
	no, the police made sure that you shut that down.
	They gave the tickets away.
	They're putting people in jail, putting pastors in jail.
	They went down and stopped.
	The most beautiful thing I've ever seen, and the thing I'm most proud of as a Canadian, one of the only things I'm proud of, was that trucker convoy.
	That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in this country.
	It'll never be repeated.
	It'll never be matched again.
	It was like a one in a million planets aligned kind of a situation.
	It was people from all over the country, from all different backgrounds and walks of life you can imagine with one single idea in mind.
	The people in that building across the street there in Parliament, they are fucking out of control, and this needs to stop.
	The people of this country need to have a say in the things that go on here, and we don't anymore, and that has to stop.
	And you know what the police did?
	They came down and violently beat the shit out of those people, put them in jail, assisted the government, froze the bank accounts, charged, and they're still doing their bidding.
	They're still running around, and they're getting big raises to do it.
	And what does the media do?
	Not show you that they beat the shit out of people.
	Not show you that they're celebrating it.
	That WhatsApp messages that I put out there, they're all clinking drinks and having a great fucking time.
	Did that ever make it to CBC?
	No, it didn't.
	It was viewed 10 million times.
	10 million times.
	Those RCMP pictures.
	Oh, nobody even saw those.
	The entire fucking country saw them.
	And CBC didn't feel the need to talk about it.
	Probably because they're too busy getting paid bonuses to not ever talk about stuff like that.
	Because the suffering of those people on the ground.
	It's imperative that the lie be maintained.
	You know, CBC cut the video of the horse right before it makes contact with it, right before it plows into this crowd of people, trampling people.
	They know exactly what they're doing.
	They're lying deliberately.
	They know they're lying.
	And we know they're lying.
	Just as the old saying goes, just like the Soviet Union, how different can we be?
	How different can we be from the Soviet Union if a quote that applies there applies here perfectly.
	Perfectly.
	They're lying.
	We know they're lying.
	They know that we know that they're lying.
	And we know that they know that we know that they're lying.
	And yet, they still lie.
	And this still continues.
	Everyone everywhere knows this is a facade.
	This is bullshit.
	And we're still doing it.
	Just like the Soviets.
	But it's different this time.
	You're not ruled by an authoritarian despot.
	It's not nepotism.
	It's not a fucking fucked up regime full of assholes looking out for their friends and stealing all the money.
	Like, they've given up on governing this place and trying to make Canada a better place like 20 years ago, guys.
	This is just a piggy bank, and everybody's taking turns getting a piece before the music stops and there's no more chairs left in the game of musical chairs.
	They force us all to play.
	Good stuff.
	I'm very optimistic about the future.
	Your favorite Karen, my favorite Karen.
	Hyphen R-H-O-DAG.
	What's going on?
	Karen's expanding.
	It says, one, this Karen is opposite of those Karens.
	Yes.
	And it says, two, can I put my name in the hat to join the Council of Greggs?
	No.
	Listen, you can't identify as a Greg and be a Greg.
	Only a Greg can be a Greg.
	The Council of Greggs is for Greggs and only Greggs.
	The fact that a non-Greg could seek to be a Greg offends Greggs.
	And all Gregs in the world of Greggs are unified around the idea of Greg and the Greg unity that unites all Gregs.
	And for you to just try to out-greg a Greg and be a Greg when you're not a Greg is just against Gregism.
	So, no, I can't.
	In fact, it's very offensive to the Gregorians, you know?
	Red Deck Asian says, I'm going back to Taiwanese Parliament MMA action.
	Straight up rock'em suck'em.
	That would be fun.
	That would be a fun.
	It'd be fun to watch.
	I would watch that.
	It's basically, what did somebody say?
	Yeah.
	How did this go?
	I had this thought the other day.
	Yeah.
	Politics is professional wrestling for ugly weak people.
	That's essentially what it is.
	Although, you know, she wasn't half bad looking, actually.
	But it's basically for ugly weak people.
	It's professional wrestling, but for ugly, weak people.
	It's essentially.
	Derek was talking about, that's what I was thinking about it.
	Derek was talking about it the other night to one of the guys, Mr. Sunshine Baby.
	And he's like, you know, yeah, they pretend to fight.
	They pretend to try and hurt each other, but not really.
	I mean, they're pulling the punches.
	They're not really going hard with these chair shots.
	You know, it's all again.
	It's all just a.
	It's all a show.
	It's all just a big show.
	Because they don't really mean any of it at the end of the day.
	War Criminal says, I'm just going to call you War Criminal now because that's what you are.
	He says, you could have kissed Rebel News' colonoscopy bag.
	The asshole was long since blown out from the CPC money dick.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's all just muteem, you know, and just getting paid.
	It's like, that's the depressing thing, the existential crisis scenario.
	Like, that's one of the most depressing things about people is that, like, most of them don't give a shit about anything.
	Like, they don't actually, which is like.
	Once you understand that, like, we're outnumbered by, like, 80 to 90% of the human race.
	They don't care.
	They're very satisfied and happy with just cheese, a screen box that shows moving pictures on it.
	And, you know, masturbating.
	That's really all that.
	As long as they have that, they don't care.
	They don't worry about bigger things.
	They don't care about anything important.
	You know, it's all just, you know.
	Like, I remember the first time.
	And now I'm like, other kids didn't do this, did they?
	When you're in school and they show you the rings on a tree, you know, a tree trunk.
	Each one is a year, the growth of the tree and everything.
	It's like this whole back.
	I remember I first saw that and I was like fascinated.
	I was amazed.
	It blew my mind.
	I remember thinking like, how many Years, you know, hundreds of years, 300, 400, 500 years.
	Like this tree has been around longer than entire countries.
	And, you know, all of the things, it's, you know, it's incredible a way to appreciate history.
	And I'm just thinking these things, like, wow, and like this ring around here, this would be around the time of like, you know, the conquest of North America and all this kind of stuff.
	And, you know, this is around the World Wars time period.
	And I look over, all the other kids are sticking shit up their nose and making paper airplanes.
	I'm like, oh, fuck, no one cares.
	All right, never mind.
	I thought it was interesting, but apparently it's, you know, we're apparently we're taking turns putting each other in figure four leg locks now.
	That's what we did in school at that age.
	And the men eventually went on to do basically the same thing still.
	They put you in figure four leg lock.
	No?
	Yeah.
	That's what recess was.
	Boomer Man says, what do you think about them changing the Canadian $10 bill?
	I don't care.
	I don't even know about it.
	It could be fake for all I know.
	I hope they change it to just, I was going to say, it'd probably be a black woman if it isn't already, but just put the prime minister on it.
	It's basically the same thing.
	Man on the Mountain says, not to split hairs, but rather than just speaking English and French in parliament, shouldn't they be speaking Mandarin to ensure inclusivity?
	At this point, yeah, there's probably as many Chinese speakers as there are French in this country.
	Imagine the interpreter hand signing that.
	Yeah, where'd that go?
	Where'd the magic hand signing person in the square go?
	Like, you know, that's not what I wanted.
	Fuck, I don't have one.
	Like, if you're going to, like, there should, like, this is the main screen, but down here in this black box, there's a guy just.
	Like, where'd that go?
	We're just not doing that anymore?
	That was really important for, like, two years, and then it just went away.
	So I don't know.
	Here's another example.
	If you don't think, I'm just going to make this a thing.
	Reasons why I hate Atlantic Canada.
	Nova Scotia specifically.
	Here's another reason.
	When I was a kid, I remember when they switched to plastic bags.
	You know, the plastic Sobeys bags that, you know, many of us put in our shoes to keep our feet dry.
	Well, we had to, because at the time, at the time, you see, all the paper bags were, well, we had to save the rainforest, you see, in South America.
	We had to save the rainforest in South America.
	We're cutting down too many trees.
	We're cutting down too many trees.
	So we need to save the trees and paper and the whole thing.
	So we're going to go to plastic.
	Then someone else said, oh, well, now we're killing the whole earth.
	So we got to go back to paper.
	We need paper bags to save the earth from the plastic bags, which we got to save the earth from the paper bags.
	So the paper bags were killing the earth.
	We had to go to plastic bags to save the earth from the paper bags, but now the paper bags are needed to save the earth from the plastic bags that were saving us from the paper bags.
	Nova Scotia!
	That's the law.
	That's the law now.
	You go to the grocery store, they give you like a fucking brown paper bag like it's 1922 at a meat market.
	You know?
	Oh, we're recycling.
	Yeah, there's a giant landfill.
	There's a fucking trash pile floating around in the Pacific Ocean the size of like California.
	But, you know.
	And most of, you know, Nova Scotia's got all these recycling programs.
	Most of it just goes to the dump.
	Did you know that?
	Like, it's all just, these were just things to get elected on and in real life have very limited practical application.
	Like, and there's tons of windmills everywhere, which do almost nothing.
	They very expensive for a very limited amount of energy draw.
	It's fucking with the birds.
	It's killing all kinds of birds.
	Doesn't matter.
	Doesn't matter.
	We could have built a nuclear power plant.
	We could have done anything.
	No, millions, just windmills everywhere.
	They're breaking down.
	We can't afford to fix them.
	Maybe we should switch to plastic bags, Nova Scotia.
	What do you think?
	God.
	It's just the idiots leading the bigger idiots at this point.
	What else?
	All right.
	Did I catch up all on all these?
	I think I got one left.
	Lone Star, Texas, says, nobody's ever kid.
	Thank you for infotaining us, you bigot.
	Salute, good sir.
	Thank you, sir.
	Thank you, other sir.
	I'm going to call everyone sir from now on.
	Everyone is sir.
	Yes, I did just randomly gargle my bum sweat is this person's nickname, username.
	That's a terrible.
	Anyway, says anyone remember the ozone fear portal?
	Yeah, there was a hole in the ozone layer.
	I remember as a kid wondering where it was and being afraid that it would burn me.
	Like, is it over us right now?
	Like, there was a map in school and it was kind of like over the North Pole, sort of.
	Isn't that convenient, right?
	Like, there's a hole in the ozone layer.
	Complete nonsense.
	Yeah, it texts it.
	It was hairspray.
	That's what they were saying.
	People using hairspray was putting a hole in the ozone layer.
	It was insane.
	It was crazy nonsense.
	It was never.
	It's just the same recycled garbage.
	Make people afraid of the sky, you know, and just tell them that they need to give us money.
	Acid rain, there's another one.
	Yo, we need to.
	Yep.
	It's always some kind of big sensational story.
	And the media sells it to people because being afraid and being terrified, it's, you know, they love it.
	The news, when there's disasters, which is this is something people need to be aware of, when 9-11 happened, you know, when COVID happened, when the Iraq war happened, the news ratings, right to the roof, man.
	Why do you think that is?
	You know, there's a lot of money in getting people excited, either by any means, it doesn't matter.
	Good news, bad news, especially bad news, especially scary.
	You know, they love it.
	There's people who have made entire careers that are doing that shit.
	I used to follow this one guy on YouTube for a little while until it became clear to me he was fucked in the head.
	I think it was the X22 report, and this guy went full QAnon and all kinds of stuff.
	It's just, you know, buy all this survival stuff because the world's going to end any day now.
	Any moment now.
	And it's just gone.
	And years of it.
	He's been doing this for like 10 years now.
	It's like, actually, it's not going to end any day.
	You've got at least another decade of YouTube in you.
	You know?
	It makes money because people get engaged when they feel threatened and when they feel like, you know, something's around the corner.
	Oh, I'm just tired of getting fucked with.
	You know, what can you do?
	Just walk away and make fun of them all.
	Dr. Jenstein, yeah, acid rain, exactly.
	So that's, you know, that's the new thing.
	Listen to this if you can.
	If you can.
	And if you die listening to this because it was just the straw that broke the camel's back, listen, I'm sorry, but if it wasn't going to be this, it was going to be something else.
	It would have been something tomorrow, the next day.
	You were on your way out anyway.
	All right.
	So I'm just sorry to see you go, but I mean, we all, you know, we're all going to go down sooner or later, right?
	It's like war.
	It's like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
	Fucking, it sucks that fucking, you know.
	Ricky got killed, but I mean, we're all getting killed.
	You know, this is his turn.
	I mean, one of the young leaders was talking to me about climate mental health.
	I said, tell me what's going on with you.
	Oh, my mental health is already.
	Okay, maybe I do need this therapist, man.
	This is getting bad.
	With your peers.
	Climate mental health.
	And she talked, I said, I think I understand that, but unpack it for me.
	And she talked about how...
	Here's something else I want to talk about for a second.
	This is the vice president of the United States talking seriously.
	Like it's an act.
	She doesn't give a fuck.
	No successful or powerful person is interested in the thoughts of a 14-year-old because 14-year-olds don't know anything.
	Now, what they're doing is, and you're seeing a lot of this, they're liking to parade out these, they like to use children as a propaganda prop.
	The left loves doing this.
	It's one of their favorite things to do.
	Speaking of teenagers with fetal alcohol syndrome and so on, this is what they always do.
	And there's other kids, too, that believe in other causes, but they have to be the right ones.
	Children can be molded to believe anything.
	They want to please their parents.
	They want to please their teachers.
	They want to please.
	They want to feel like they're doing a good job.
	They're on the right track.
	They want positive reinforcement.
	So wherever they get positive reinforcement, especially when you're a child and you have no really will of your own yet, most of them.
	You get some pretty strong-willed kids, but generally, they're still figuring things out.
	They don't know, and they want to know, and they trust you, and they trust the system.
	So they're just going to go with whatever.
	You tell them there's a fucking spaghetti monster that flies around at nighttime and will eat you if you're caught outside after midnight.
	There's a certain, quite a large percentage of them will believe that for a while.
	I mean, we do the whole Santa Claus thing, right?
	The tooth fairy, you know?
	They're kids.
	You know, we could keep that going.
	Imagine if there was a society that just perpetuated this tooth fairy stuff like well into the anyway.
	They like to trot them out as props and then be like, we should listen.
	So they use them as a shield.
	And basically they say like this child says these things that someone else had written for them and someone else had basically coached them to say.
	And then this politician will come and attach themselves to this, thereby, you know, kind of joining the two things in the minds of the viewer so that if that if I, like, so someone like me says, you're a fucking retard, they deflect and make it look like I'm attacking children.
	You know what I mean?
	It's all psychology, and that's why they do it.
	It has nothing to do with being honest or whatever.
	I mean, who's interested?
	Oh, well, this 14-year-old is a science project.
	That's nice.
	I don't care.
	Good for them.
	Tell them to get back to us in 25 to 30 years when they actually have reached expert level.
	You're not an expert at anything, a teenaged anything.
	You don't know anything.
	You're brand new.
	You're right out of the package.
	You still got packing grease on you, you know?
	And we have world leaders sitting down like, tell us about the climate change, Greta.
	Let me talk.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Yeah, there's tons of actual scientists you could talk to that are like, none of this makes sense.
	But no, no, we're going to listen to this teenager with Down syndrome instead.
	her peers are thinking about it.
	One example is, you know, weather when they're...
	She's going to tell you about how afraid the children are, hide behind the...
	Good.
	Already, could they start a family?
	Yes.
	Worried about what that would mean.
	And the stress of it.
	They were talking about it in terms of their peers trying to figure out, you know, they're going to have to get a job and they're going to have to make a living, but what can they do and how can they adapt?
	Not when AI replaces most of the jobs.
	The education that they're having now to their activism.
	Their activism.
	Good.
	So you've turned all the kids into activists.
	Oh, yeah, you have done that.
	That's for sure.
	The reason they have all this anxiety and these problems is because, well, you're telling them that.
	You're lying to them and telling them that the world's going to fucking end, which it isn't.
	It's over now, actually.
	Where is this?
	Shit, I lost it.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Deleted the tweet.
	Did you?
	Where is it?
	Where the fuck is it?
	Why is there no screenshot of it?
	Hmm.
	Hurry up, computer.
	Yeah, here it is.
	So she deleted the tweet, but top climate scientist is warning climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop fossil fuels over the next five years.
	This is the world leading expert that presidents and prime ministers, everybody has to meet and talk, oh, Greta, she know.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we're all very still here.
	Not only were you wrong, you were way off, and nothing has happened in the past five years, actually.
	No, but that was eight years.
	They just do this to drum up fear and alarmism in ignorant people that don't know anything about the situation.
	They blindly, this is the problem.
	Children, young people, they grow up and believe the system.
	They think the news is telling them the truth.
	They think that politicians are honest.
	Or they may instinctively not believe that.
	That's even worse.
	I'm like, hey, do you think the government lies?
	They're like, oh, yeah, of course.
	Do you think the news tells the truth?
	Oh, fuck no.
	But then all you do is sprinkle in a little bit of doubt and fear with some kind of crisis or some kind of, oh, they err on the side of caution always, and that is to agree with whatever the confident people in the room are saying.
	And right now, it's these fucking idiots.
	So they just Support whatever they say.
	They believe it because they think they're good.
	Well, why would they lie?
	Because they're evil and they're making a shitload of money to do it.
	They're making money hand over fists, dude.
	All these farms that are getting bankrupted, you know, they're getting bought up for pennies on the dollar, right?
	All these houses, like, they're just.
	Banks run the world.
	Bankers own the world.
	The most powerful, the kings of this earth are not presidents.
	They're not prime ministers.
	They are bank owners.
	They own the banks.
	And they own everything.
	Because everything belongs to the bank.
	And, you know, the funny thing about the bank, you know, being running the world and everything is that it's not putting premiums or vast penalties on buying property or insuring properties in places like, well, you know, that would be underwater in so many years because of the climate alarmism and all of this.
	And they're not selling land at a premium in places like, you know, way above sea level, the Rocky Mountains and so on.
	In fact, everything financially is the same as it's always been.
	And billionaires are still buying oceanfront property.
	And all that land and all those building projects and permits are all still being insured by the banks.
	So I guess for these people to be right, that would mean that the bankers who have more power than anyone on earth and employ this literally limitless wealth in order to stay in power are just winging it as far as the climate change things go and don't just they just don't have access to the same kind of tools and information that Greta Thunberg does.
	They just don't know what she knows.
	They just are incapable.
	They wouldn't bother spending money to do market research into things like this to protect their capital and their investments.
	No, they would never do that.
	They just wing it.
	They don't do things like that.
	Of course, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.
	Of course they would.
	And this is hard and fast rule, just quick and dirty.
	It's never going to be 100% right all the time.
	But as a general rule, if you don't know what to do, if you're confused, what are the richest people in the world doing?
	Geez, I don't know.
	Is gold a good investment right now?
	Should we buy gold?
	I don't know.
	I really don't know what to do.
	What are all the rich investment bankers of the world doing?
	What are they doing?
	Oh, they're stocking up on gold like never before in history and not saying anything about it.
	I should probably do the same then because they have access to the most means of power available.
	So if anybody is making the most informed decisions based upon anticipation of the future, it's the fucking bank, dude.
	It's the fucking bank!
	Notice how they're selling off all the...
	In fact, the opposite's happening.
	So I'm just going to go out on a fucking limb and say I'm pretty confident nothing's going to happen.
	Pretty sure you're full of shit.
	Because these people are greedy.
	I mean, they will kill children to save a dollar, but this they don't have a hand in.
	Okay.
	You know, and I took that from a guy who's a vest.
	American billionaire was talking about this, and he's like, it's common sense.
	It's just basic logic.
	So you have all these rich, powerful people with access to like, I mean, if anyone is able to predict the future as much as humanly possible, it's them.
	They have access, all the AI programs they have now.
	How many people work for them?
	How many people they've bought off and how many different industries?
	The amount of access to information, the spying they've probably got a hold of.
	They know everything there is to know.
	Everything that's humanly possible to know, these people have access to.
	And they just missed the boat on the whole climate change thing.
	Oops.
	I guess they're just going to practice ruinous business policy that will have them lose everything and go completely under and destroy the earth.
	You know, because there'll be chaos and total systemic collapse.
	They just weren't as smart as Greta Thunberg.
	They just didn't know what a teenager with fetal alcohol syndrome knew.
	That's all.
	That's what it is.
	You stupid fucks.
	We're hurting.
	I got hurt.
	Gen Z reports mental health hurt by climate change.
	Again, all that stuff I said about the softest generations, I was clearly misguided there.
	People are incurring physical harm.
	You know, mental health are being damaged because all of this hysteria.
	Oh my God.
	Most young Canadians say their mental health is upset by the threat of climate change.
	What are you teaching them in school?
	I mean, I know you're teaching them that men and women are the same thing and you can cut your dick off and be healthy and happy and so on.
	So I know you're insane.
	So you probably are teaching them that the world's going to be over imminently and it's all your parents' fault and you need to go out and protest and you need to go be a communist or else the world's going to end.
	All of these high school university activist clubs, they're all left-wing.
	They're all communist Marxist-based.
	Every single one of them.
	I don't know if it's Marxist or Marxism.ca.
	There's a very, very well-funded, well-organized, very well-supported communist movement in Canada.
	It's in every university.
	If you go to the hate network, the Canadian anti-hate network, they call themselves, but they're a nefarious, malevolent government force funded by the government.
	They're aligned with Antifa.
	If you actually go and sign up for their newsletter, it gives you the Marxist fight back newsletter, which is geared toward university-aged high school going into university-aged children and kids, telling them all about the wonders of communism.
	And this is one of the things they're doing.
	So if you're confused as to where all this is happening, where this is coming from, it's in the universities.
	And there are communists brainwashing kids in universities who trust them to tell them the truth, telling them complete and total fucking lies for the political points, for the political power.
	They're essentially recruiting in these schools to bolster their ranks of disaffected street thug retards to then deploy for political ends.
	Like, where do these people come from that are blocking railroad tracks and building chaz and doing, this is where.
	This is where they find them.
	This is where they groom them.
	And this is where they make them.
	In a report from Lakehead University, eight in 10 Canadians aged 16 to 25 said climate change impacts their mental health.
	Holy shit.
	Evidence increasingly illustrates that young people are particularly vulnerable.
	Well, why not?
	I mean, they're all trans now anyway, so I mean, I don't want to read any more of it.
	It's embarrassing.
	It's embarrassing to be a part of this.
	It's embarrassing to live here.
	Deanna 01 says, driving back to Nova Scotia late June only for a visit, though.
	Can't wait to see all my woke family and friends.
	I'll be looking for Diagalon flags.
	You can get them at the Griff.shop.
	I think there's two left or something like that.
	No, there's a couple, but they're pretty much all gone.
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	And then after that, you know, once in a while, we're getting ready to, we're going to launch some shirts and hoodies and stuff here soon, but it's only a couple of us, and we're just guys in wood piles.
	And, you know, nobody cares, nobody's ever cared.
	So if you don't care, don't care with us.
	And I don't care if you buy something, buy something, don't buy something, don't care, care.
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	You will never get this.
	You will never get this.
	Oh no, it's happened again, hasn't it?
	Why does this keep happening?
	And for how long?
	Hang on.
	Just turn this down.
	These fucking things.
	How?
	Well, now you're just going to get to see it.
	How's that?
	What is what is happening?
	Stop this.
	I got to get this off my screen.
	That can happen anytime.
	I can do that to you anytime I want to.
	Just keep that in mind.
	Jenstein says, I'm a doctor.
	I can help.
	No, no, you can't.
	No one is...
	You...
	You...
	Liabeara says, start in OnlyFans.
	The world is ending.
	Well, exactly.
	It's already over.
	You know, I'm trying to keep my soul as intact as possible.
	I might as well just ride her out to the end, you know?
	Might as well just keep coasting.
	Sertos says, been working on catching up on streams.
	It would be work, isn't it?
	I missed there's not enough hours in the day.
	No, there's not.
	I tried to take time off, and I was like, wee!
	So I can't, apparently.
	You have to.
	This is 60 hours a week doing this.
	Missed the chat and seeing you live, but got to better myself.
	Good.
	I'm glad you are.
	He says, it's a constant uphill battle.
	Here's 20. Go buy that milkshake and get yourself a Sunday too that you mentioned the other day.
	Oh, I've been metaphorically pounding milkshakes, but I'm, you know, also trying to get back in shape so I'm not actually eating too much garbage.
	But I will.
	I think, you know what?
	I should.
	I just did legs, you know?
	Treat yourself.
	Get a milkshake.
	Happy super secret, sexy Saturday.
	Lots of S noises.
	Ranthurt says, you're muted and showing terrifying images.
	I don't know why that happened.
	I have to keep a constant eye on it.
	It just does, for no reason, on its own.
	Sometimes.
	Just decides, nope.
	I'm just going to turn the sound off.
	Because I'm a gremlin.
	I love how the camera keeps glitching their faces to show them as the goblins there.
	I don't know what's going on there.
	That's something with the rendering in the software, but it gets worse, better, says Madame Breezy.
	know what that means.
	It just...
	Koof Spreader says, would you accept an invitation to the Union of the Unwanted if asked?
	What does that mean?
	The Union of the Unwanted?
	I don't know what that is.
	I'm definitely unwanted.
	There's a union of unwanted people?
	I thought that was just called Diagalon.
	Madam Breezy says it puts the lotion on its skin.
	Precious!
	Precious!
	The movie was so fucking creepy.
	But that's transphobic now.
	You can't be creeped out by that.
	That obviously disturbing character.
	I mean, that movie's canceled now, right?
	You guys are going to run out of things to cancel because you're offended by everything.
	Eventually, you will run out.
	Yeah, they will eventually eat themselves.
	What else?
	Okay.
	Yeah, the Beijing.
	Well, there are some of these guys telling the truth.
	Very rarely, but this guy I've never seen before.
	I don't think he's ever been asked a question ever.
	And he's a liberal member of Carl.
	So he's a liberal, you know, member of parliament.
	I feel like...
	I did watch this one.
	And I feel like he's walking away.
	They're coming up to answer questions.
	And he's probably one of these guys that never, ever does.
	He's like, who cares?
	I'm just here to.
	And he's like, you know what?
	No.
	Fuck it.
	I'm burning this place down.
	Who gives a shit?
	I don't care anymore.
	He doesn't even care.
	So I'm going to make sure that now let's check the volume on everything.
	Okay, listen to this.
	Questions being raised now about what the government thinks about foreign integrators.
	Well, my views are that this is far larger than Canada.
	The government of China is.
	What kind of pin is he wearing?
	It looks like a Canadian forces pin, I'm pretty sure.
	It looks like it.
	Not why that matters, but interesting.
	Anyway, yeah, he's very concerned about it.
	His name's cut off at the bottom.
	He's a Liberal member of the parliament.
	This is far larger than Canada.
	The government of China is an existential threat to Canada on a multiplicity of levels.
	Yep, it sure is.
	Is your government doing enough to deal with that?
	To confront it?
	Well, not for me to say anything.
	Well, you're...
	coughing
	Did you see his face?
	Is your government doing enough?
	And he's like, It's written all over his face what this guy really feels.
	It's a fucking disaster.
	This is the biggest scandal in Canadian political history.
	Essentially, our government's under the control of another country.
	It's pretty much impossible to avoid now.
	A conservative member was just caught recently.
	What did I say?
	I told you they would start coming out, didn't I?
	I told you they're inviting it.
	They're inviting it.
	They're going to take the whole ship down, you know?
	Oh, the Beijing government.
	Oh, that's right.
	Oh, maybe that's it.
	Okay, so it's maybe it's just Beijing that's bad, but China good, since the Chinese also give money and support to conservatives as well.
	And it's just Beijing that's maybe that's why PP's doing it.
	Oh, I see.
	It's just something.
	The whole city of Beijing is just odious, I guess.
	So stupid.
	It's not for me to say.
	You're a member of the governing caucus, aren't you?
	The caucus, that's right.
	But I think we need as a nation to come to grips with the desire of the government to turn us all the fascinating states.
	I don't think we have.
	So you think the public inquiry is warranted then?
	I think we need to think our way through this.
	Why?
	What's the risk?
	What kind of question is this?
	I think we need to think our way through this very, very carefully.
	I agree, sir.
	This is the most reasonable response I've heard yet from this random old guy who's like, this is an existential threat to our country on every level, and we need to think about this very carefully.
	Why?
	Why, though?
	Like, can you say, like, why?
	I feel like he seems he's probably, he looks like he's already had a couple of drinks, and I can't blame him.
	I would be probably having a couple of Roman cokes throughout the day if I had to do his job, too.
	Because how can you do this?
	How can you possibly?
	Have you seen the alcohol budget these people go through in Ottawa?
	It's insane.
	The biggest alcoholics in the country are professional politicians and cops and so on.
	Ottawa, there's more booze thrown through that city than anywhere in this country.
	I don't blame them.
	Just to be there is like, there's like a fog or like a like the air is different.
	It's like there's, I think there's a lot of sodomy going on as well.
	So I think there's actually particulate matter in the air itself just from so much.
	You know, it's anyway, there's the water, the whole place is just, you know, it's not quite Mordor, but it's like, I don't feel well, you know, just being there.
	And you feel better once you've left city limits, but once you enter the air, the closer you get to the downtown core of Ottawa, you start sweating.
	You start like, you start seeing new colors you've never seen before that don't exist anywhere else in nature.
	Like, what the fuck is going on?
	There's weird animals that don't exist anywhere.
	It's like you get closer.
	I think inside, that's why they don't let anybody inside Parliament anymore.
	I think there's like actually just like the Eye of Sauron black hole, just shit's just emanating out of it.
	This guy's like, I just, I got a few more years so I can retire.
	Hey, do you think China is like bad and stuff?
	Yeah, it's an existential threat to the country, obviously, fucking dumb bitch.
	Yeah, we should probably think about this very carefully.
	Like, why?
	Oh, well, let me.
	Why would we think about an existential?
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, I'd be knocking him back, too, buddy.
	Because it's an existential threat that we've never ever faced before.
	Like a multiplicity of levels.
	It sounds like you're saying it's more of a problem in terms of the election than the democratic process.
	It's more than the election.
	She's so dumb, and this guy's so annoyed having to talk to a stupid person.
	I love it.
	This is an amazing exchange.
	It's at the universities, it's at the police stations, it's at the Confucius Institutes, it's at the exploitation of resources.
	It's everywhere.
	He gets it.
	It's literally everywhere.
	We're fucking filthy with it.
	This guy's basically like, hey, Canada, what do you need to see?
	What do you need to hear?
	This is one of the only guys.
	You have to give it to him.
	He's one of theirs.
	Liberal ministers.
	But he's like, somebody put a camera in his face and said, hey, what's going on?
	He told the truth.
	It's an existential threat to the country.
	We're filthy with it everywhere.
	And we need to be very, very smart about what we do next because the ramifications of which, of making a mistake is what he means, to not do the correct thing now and not think this through and make absolutely certain you make the right, could literally end up in the death of the country.
	Like, we'll never get it back.
	If this was a stake and we back the wrong person, we make the wrong call, we investigate the wrong thing, we do anything wrong, this grip on the country that the Chinese have could become a stranglehold, you see?
	And then once you're in that fucking rear naked choke, there's nowhere to go but right to sleep.
	Just comb the hair back and just really sink it in there.
	There you go.
	Oh, is that Ceces trying to?
	No, no, no.
	Just back to sleep there.
	And that's it.
	And you don't ever come out of that.
	Because what are you going to do?
	You're going to vote somebody in?
	You don't run the country.
	We don't run the country anymore.
	They do.
	They decide what happens now.
	I can't over.
	Like, what do you need to hear?
	How much more evidence does there need to be that we're in serious fucking territory?
	I mean, how much have we seen from the Chinese in the past five years?
	They're in the military.
	They're into the police.
	They're into the prime minister's office.
	They're into every federal party.
	They're into the media.
	Seems like there's nothing they're not into, actually.
	He seemed to be of the same mind that this is a very serious problem.
	But, you know, we'll see what the...
	It's not just him.
	It's not just one lone voice in the wilderness.
	Like, you can feel the defeat on him.
	I want that interview to keep going.
	I want to ask the rest of the questions.
	Do you think anything's going to be done?
	Oh, well, geez, you know, it's not for me to say, you know.
	What do you think's going to happen next?
	A lot of people wasting time and deflecting and not getting to the root of the problem, which threatens our very existence as a nation.
	I think that should probably be cause for alarm, but I got to go back to my Glenn Fittish bottle.
	Have a good day, everybody.
	I love it.
	We're doing a double Johnner.
	We're going back.
	Going back and getting another twofer.
	Fucking war campaign is all over my fucking life today.
	When will a registry be up and running?
	As soon as we can have this consultation, continue the debate with our parliamentarians, put forward a bill that is respectful of the various perspectives and advice that we receive from Canadians.
	I haven't watched this clip yet either.
	So all I know is he's called it stalling tactics.
	I'm interested to see, as I go through this, my initial reaction.
	I wonder if it's the same as his.
	His own video.
	When will a registry be up and running?
	So they're asking about a foreign lobbyist registration because there isn't one, apparently.
	There's just foreigners with money into the pockets of every powerful person in this country.
	Can you throw pharmaceutical companies on that list while you're at it?
	Because there was a few dozen of them just in Nova Scotia lobbying for these fucking death poisons you've been giving people.
	So if you could look into it or not, you know, just one, can we at least just tackle one massive instance of corruption at a time?
	I'll take that.
	I'll be okay with that.
	So the registry, let's see.
	As soon as we can have this consultation, continue the debate with our parliamentarians, put forward a bill.
	They always do this too.
	You can't see it because my face is in the way.
	There's always, again, the goblinism is coming out.
	There's always someone just off screen just in frame, nodding along with whoever is on frame to reinforce that, like, you're seeing them.
	And then, well, if you don't believe me, look at this person who's clearly agreeing.
	There's people around me that are shaking their heads in agreement.
	They do it on purpose.
	It's insulting.
	It pisses me off.
	That they do, like, there's nothing real about any of it.
	It's all so fake.
	They're the fakest fucking people in the world.
	And that's why, you know, when you're the opposite, you try to be one of the most real people in the world.
	Oh, they hate that.
	There's nothing more hated than that.
	Sometimes they crucify people like that, actually.
	But, you know, most people don't understand that reference because the ones that pretend to don't even read their own books.
	That is respectful of the various perspectives and advice that we receive from Canadians.
	The United States, Australia already have a foreign influence registry.
	Yeah, I can't believe we don't have one.
	That's fucking insane.
	Like, that's one of those things you assume.
	It's like, what?
	You don't have insurance on your house.
	Your fucking house.
	Your house is your biggest investment.
	Any most 99% of normal people are going to ever have, and you don't have insurance on it.
	Oh, you just didn't see that.
	Whoa.
	Like, I didn't think I had to ask that, but apparently Canada's just like, oh, yeah, no, we have literally no.
	There's no foreign lobbyists tracking or monitoring or fucking anything at all.
	Every dollar donated to these political parties could be coming from Tel Aviv for all we know.
	We have no fucking clue.
	Did you not notice when every other country was like, we should probably implement one of those just to get, and Canada was like, nah, we're pretty, we're trying to sell this place off.
	We don't want to, we don't want to make it harder to sell pieces of Canada to foreign interests.
	It's what we do.
	It's what the government's for.
	My God.
	For the next election.
	I appreciate now that you've pressed on it.
	And I understand that this is urgent, but what I'm trying to underscore is that even as we are having this conversation, the government has been vigilant.
	As I have said now on a number of occasions, we're looking forward to having a consultation.
	It starts today.
	There's, I think, a very focused timeline.
	And then from there, we hope to be able to have next steps.
	In my opinion, it's a priority to get this up before the next election.
	I'm announcing the launch of consultations to guide how we will set up a new foreign influence transparency registry in Canada.
	We have a web portal that has been set up where Canadians will be able to start to submit their ideas.
	So consultations and a web portal where you can submit your comments.
	laughter
	He didn't!
	He didn't say that.
	No, no.
	I can't, man.
	home.
	laughs I'm sorry.
	I saw.
	I like.
	Are you kidding?
	Are you fucking for real?
	I'm crying.
	Look at my face.
	Oh, web portal.
	We're gonna fucking ask you what you want to do.
	Oh, wow.
	I can't wait until this comes out.
	I need to be in on this.
	You want ideas, do you?
	Oh, geez.
	It seems as though foreigners are buying up the car.
	Hmm.
	We need to stop this.
	But how?
	Do you have an idea?
	What the fuck, dude?
	Oh, my God.
	What?
	Yeah, so like, I just think that, like, there should be a big net, you know?
	To like catch all of a big net.
	Okay, yeah.
	What about you, sir?
	What do you think?
	Fucking how she's starting to fucking dabble down spies.
	She just fucking hold the bice accountables.
	You know what I mean?
	You fucking has to fucking head her out back down to the fucking smoke shots, and that's what you got to fucking do.
	You got to fucking lay her out.
	You know what I'm saying?
	No, I have no idea, but very good idea.
	What about you?
	Climate change is real!
	We need to act!
	What are you talking about?
	The only time...
	Like...
	Ha ha ha ha!
	Do you remember when the United Kingdom was, they wanted to launch a ferry somewhere over the Thames River or something?
	I don't know.
	It doesn't matter where it was.
	We'll see what they suggest.
	Do you know what won the competition?
	Boaty McBoatface.
	Yeah.
	They didn't end up naming the boat that, but that is what the people wanted.
	They wanted Bodie McBoatface.
	So we might as well, if they want people's ideas and suggestions, I say we give them some.
	I think that we need, well, trebuchets have been trebuchets have been popular around here.
	Maybe that could be a form of deterrence.
	We could propose that, for example, as a deterrent, anyone caught under this in violation of the rules of this new registry, we fire them into the Pacific Ocean on a trebuchet.
	Hey, he wanted ideas.
	He didn't say he wanted good ideas.
	He didn't say he wanted relevant ideas.
	He just said he wanted a web portal to ask, you know, those people in meth trailers I was talking about earlier.
	Yeah, he wants their opinion on how this should work.
	Oh my God.
	There's 20 seconds left of this.
	And it's just a trash can.
	I just paused it randomly, and that's what it paused on.
	A picture of the actual country of Canada in a photo.
	Look at that.
	There's all...
	That's...
	That's what he's...
	That's Mental Marco's idea pile, and he doesn't have any.
	So he's like, oh, geez.
	He's writing them down.
	You know, he's like, oh, what if I point like a...
	Okay, so like, we got Canada in the middle.
	And like, we build...
	We'll build a fence around it.
	So there's like, you know, is that?
	Stupid!
	What about...
	What about...
	They're just, he's out of it.
	He doesn't have any ideas.
	He tried.
	He tried his little hardest with his little tiny brain to come up with, but he's really out of ideas, guys.
	So the government's going to launch a web portal where you can, you know, undo Mental Marco's fucking mistakes and clean up this trash pile of where he tried to come up with an idea of how to do this, but he's just can't.
	He needs your help.
	He needs your help, everyone.
	It's time to be a hero again, Canada.
	No, we don't want you to roll up your sleeve.
	Yet, I mean, we did order 90 million more doses, so I assume that they'll try to make money on that at some stage.
	But, I mean, they've already got our money, but maybe not.
	But we need more heroes, and we need heroes to apparently draft government policy because the people we pay massive sums of money to draft government policy don't know how to draft government policy.
	They need your help.
	They need your for free, unpaid, highly taxed into oblivion inability to provide for your own family help.
	They need your help.
	They need your help to fix this trash can scenario because he doesn't fucking know how to do it.
	Holy fucking dog shit.
	I'm going to have a heart attack one of these days.
	It's not.
	Look, this is a smaller can.
	I've downgraded to smaller cans for my own safety.
	I wasn't aware of that.
	I didn't watch this ahead of time.
	I kind of wish I did now because this is eating up an insane amount of time and I have to punish you guys now.
	I wonder if you unrolled these, what they would look like, especially during the trucker convoy.
	The whole thing was probably overflowing.
	And it's just different drawings of like the diagonal flag and like, you know, swords going out.
	He's like, I don't know, you know.
	There's a picture of what they settled on.
	Someone drew a cartoon of a horse just stepping on a woman's face and the prime minister's office was like, oh, yeah, that one.
	That's a great idea.
	Let's do that one.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I can't say I promise I'm done because there's 20 more 20 24 that happened.
	You just saw, that's how good I am at math.
	That's how long it took me to figure out.
	24 more seconds of this.
	I want to say I promise I'm not going to go off on another fucking 15-minute tirade about something insane because I think he's maxed out.
	I don't think he can say anything else even dumber than that.
	But I don't know.
	You just, you don't know.
	You know?
	It's like having food poisoning.
	It's like, I think I'm done shitting my pants, but I don't want to be too far away from a bathroom, though, either.
	You know?
	Which will go into the circular file.
	Will this prevent the Chinese government-run police stations that the RCMP is investigating and can't?
	I love, dude, the trash can thing.
	Bro, that was brilliant.
	That's fucking funniest things I've seen in a while.
	Oh, that hurt.
	I think I fucking pulled a muscle in my abdomen just now.
	Back right now.
	I think that's a very fair question.
	I need to hear the question again.
	I wasn't paying attention.
	I was in pain.
	I think that's a very fair question.
	And it is important, I think, to underline that while this is a tool that we hope to set up, it is just that.
	It is one tool.
	So no, it won't prevent the Chinese police stations.
	Yay for that.
	Okay, thanks a lot.
	When will a registry be up and running?
	Wow.
	He has some funny clips, dude.
	Check those guys out.
	War Campaign.
	He's on YouTube.
	I don't know what the Telegram page is that I stole it from, but it's on there.
	And then we got that guy, the rum and coked-out liberal member who's just like, she's all gone, boys, you know?
	You know what?
	I want that.
	I want that.
	I would rather have Trailer Park Boys as parliament in this country.
	It would give Canada way more character.
	It would be way more honest.
	And I bet you would be a massive improvement.
	This whole fake decorum thing is fucking bullshit.
	And all it does is provide the framework for these people to fucking hide.
	You don't get these kinds of guys to come in there and just rip them a new one and tear them apart.
	I mean, Mike Rowland grasses.
	No, fuck all that.
	I want to see no Holzbarred street fight level.
	Fucking no eye gouging and no biting each other in the dick.
	That's it.
	Everything else is good.
	Let's go.
	You know?
	Wild West.
	I want to see fist fights break out.
	Like I do in other countries.
	You know why?
	Because at least I know those people give a shit.
	At the very least.
	You don't get in a fist fight over something if you don't give a shit.
	These people are fucking half asleep.
	They're all sitting around taking turns getting rich on our dime.
	And this guy's like, Minister, can you tell us?
	Just already just drinking a scotch.
	She's all fucked up, boys.
	Yeah, you, Toronto Sun guy.
	Nobody comments on how many Chinese police stations are there?
	Are they still operating to this day?
	Couldn't tell you, bud.
	It's probably, I mean, well, we fucking, how many do we find?
	Like nine or ten?
	Something like that?
	So there's probably, and it's the Chinese, right?
	So we fucking found 10. That means there's at least 100.
	Maybe 1,000.
	I mean, so there's probably, maybe every police station is Chinese.
	I don't rightly know to tell you the truth, bud.
	Yep.
	Over there.
	Who are you?
	Western standard.
	Do you think there's any hope any of this is ever going to get better?
	Fuck no, bud.
	Nope.
	Nope.
	I would, you know, try and get another passport for another country if you can, just as a backup, because, like, you know, I'm sitting here in these rooms.
	I'm listening to these ideas and fucking, you know, Mike Mike over there.
	He's just drawing pictures on a notepad and he gets angry with himself and he crinkles it up and hits it on himself in the head and throws it in the trash can next to him.
	He's got a fucking panel.
	He's out asking kids outside.
	They had a lemonade stand.
	He's like, oh, you look like successful business people.
	And he's asking them how to solve his problems.
	He's literally consulting children at a lemonade stand right now.
	Right now.
	Go look out the window if you don't believe me.
	He's the guy down there with no pants on.
	I don't know.
	I've never seen him wear pants.
	This is Canada.
	What do you think this is?
	Oh, no, America's down there.
	This is the RC-COLA version of the United States.
	Not even that.
	Of England.
	We're like the...
	Canada is like the extra parts that...
	And then Australia and the United States.
	And there's just, like, leftovers.
	We just took...
	We just...
	Not really.
	That's basically what we got.
	All the leftover, discarded, extra spare pieces from other countries that we just, you know.
	And we're barely, we're barely, you know, it's not enough to get like a copyright lawsuit that we're just impersonating another country.
	It's just, you know what I mean?
	Like right on the edge.
	It's like no-name brand cheese.
	You're like, I'm pretty sure that's my cheese, but whatever.
	It's garbage anyway.
	It's just here to be eaten, you know.
	Just eat it.
	It's for crackers at a birthday party.
	You know, we're not hosting the, you know, King of England, you know, a real country.
	It's Canada.
	Just put the no-name cheese.
	Who cares?
	Be glad we can even afford cheese with the cost of milk the land has.
	Oh, my God.
	Blam says, I've seen a lot of alcoholics in my day.
	That guy hits the sauce.
	He had a little buzz on.
	I'll give him this.
	He is behind enemy lines and speaking actual truth.
	Dude, he's allowed to be drunk every day.
	If that's what it takes for him to survive there, he needs to do it.
	Because there's not enough guys there that are willing to tell the truth to someone with a camera.
	Man on the Mountain says, I heard a tale that during the Civil War, an American warship came into a Nova Scotian port to take on supplies.
	The Nova Scotians liked this ship and just took it.
	Now, that's ballsy.
	Where the fuck did that spirit go?
	Most of it either was killed, wasted in the World Wars, where our best people killed their best people and vice versa.
	We had all the best men that we had.
	We made them all mass murder each other.
	And then out of the remnants, we convinced what was left that they were toxic and bad and stupid and that women should be in charge of everything.
	And then feminism took over.
	And then, you know, because one of the core, you know, things, you know, the feminine energy I was talking about earlier is empathy.
	And since that's exclusively the only energy we're allowed to use now, and everything else is, of course, toxic masculinity.
	And, you know, pick an ism or a phobe or whatever it applies.
	So now we're just running everything this way.
	So everything is, you know, feel bad about everything.
	Everyone's feelings is top priority.
	Avoid confrontation, all this kind of stuff.
	Yeah, she's a different town.
	You won't find anyone stealing ships here anytime soon.
	Now, they may protest around the ship on the basis that it used fossil fuels to get here, and they may shoot rainbow flags at it.
	Assuming your ship isn't already covered in rainbow flags.
	If you don't, that's going to bother them.
	The Nova Scotians will be bothered that there's not...
	And one isn't enough.
	There needs to be several.
	Identification of friendly forces.
	You ever see the Russians were doing this when the invasion started, like Z's and O's and V's and things painted.
	That's so the vehicles behind them know who belongs to who and what.
	Oh, that's one of ours because it has this.
	Tanks used to drape a flag on the roof of the tank of the lead tank in a column so aircraft over top would know who's who.
	So that's what they're doing.
	It's rainbow flags now.
	Rainbow and trans flags, and that's how you're going to need a lot of them.
	Everything has to be covered in it all the time to show how woke you are.
	And if you're not covered in them, you're not woke, therefore a fash, and you must be bashed.
	But not actually.
	Well, mostly just protest and whine and cry.
	Unless you come off the ship.
	Now, if you come off the ship and let's say you're in a crowd, especially if you're in a crowd, they might run you over with a Jeep Patriot.
	That's possible too.
	If any of your MPs or if there's police officers or anything like that on the ship, they might get firebombed and attacked.
	And they'll say justice for Floyd.
	And I know you'll be concerned because you'll be like, George Floyd, that's other side of the continent.
	It's in a different country.
	It doesn't have to make sense.
	The goblins, they're weird about what they get into, all right?
	It's mostly about feelings.
	When there's a lot of upset people, they just get in there and they need to be miserable, right?
	They need to join in on misery all the time.
	Anyway, so if you're thinking of parking a warship here in Nova Scotia, I think that's mostly everything you need to know.
	That should cover most of the things, I think.
	So remember, feelings number one, everything else doesn't matter.
	If you feel like you're not going to run out of fuel at sea, then you won't.
	You know what I mean?
	You just feel like, how much, when's the last time we refueled?
	And you'll be like, I feel like it was recently, so I feel like we'll probably make it to Africa.
	And you'll be like, okay, I feel that I can trust you, so I feel as though things will be okay.
	And we'll just do everything that way from now on.
	And no one check into anything ever.
	No one maintain any standards.
	Everything is just, however anyone feels at any given time is now reality.
	Because why not?
	Why not?
	He also said, I'm not suggesting you commandeer an aircraft carrier for daddy.
	Well, I wouldn't commandeer one.
	I don't know.
	That would be what Philip is for.
	He would do it for me.
	Dr. Jensen says they are all sucking China dick, probably.
	Anybody with money, dude.
	And right now, the Chinese have a lot, but they've not been the only ones.
	But they've been the most aggressive the last 20 or 30 years.
	War Criminals is BRB telling 4chan about this web portal vote.
	Last time 4chan got a hold of one of these, a school was named the Adolf Hitler Center for Friendship.
	Or something similar.
	Yeah, we're going to open up to the floor.
	We're going to open up to the floor.
	We're going to.
	What is going on with this computer?
	It's fucking possessed.
	The power of Christ compels you.
	Do I need to get a priest?
	I need an old priest, a young priest, a broken bottle, a dead monkey, and some paint thinner.
	Colbert, we're going ghost busting.
	Oh.
	I don't care what I have to do, but I'm sorting this out.
	This has gone on f long enough.
	Things are turning on and off.
	Things are unmuting themselves.
	Things are just fucking moving around the house.
	I don't know if it's trying to make me crazy and think I have dementia.
	Things are moving around, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure I didn't put that there.
	That wasn't there yesterday, but it is now.
	Shit's turning on and off.
	Something strange in a neighbor.
	I've had enough enough of this.
	Who you gonna call?
	Are you listening to me, you son?
	I've been living here for how long?
	Since I was like 12 years old.
	And you're still pulling this shit.
	I'm out of- I'm not impressed.
	I'm not having it.
	I ain't freaking no ghost.
	Oh, are you gonna mute me again?
	I ain't free.
	Weak-ass ghost!
	Shoot fire!
	Make me hallucinate the end of the world!
	Levitate me under this chair and make me, you know, vomit blood.
	Do something cool!
	Otherwise, that's it.
	Shut the fuck up!
	No more invisible man!
	Sleeping in your bed.
	Ridiculous.
	What kind of world is this?
	Can't even...
	Even the standards of ghost world are dropping.
	I can't even get disembodied voices anymore.
	You know the last time I was woken up to a woman's voice in my ear when there's no one else in the house?
	It's been years since that's happened to me here.
	Hello!
	Hello?
	What the fuck?
	Almost like at least once a week, you hear somebody running up and down the stairs, doors getting slapped.
	That doesn't happen in ages either.
	Would you retire?
	I hear lights to get up.
	I'll drag this bit out for an hour.
	Ghost.
	I freaking ghost.
	God had built a secret room into the house.
	You know that he built a secret room into the house?
	We knocked the wall down, there was nothing in there.
	Just an empty room.
	Or was it?
	You have ghosts, uh, freaking ghosts, baby.
	I'm going back to the stream.
	You better not fuck with anything else.
	Cause I got well, I'm gonna.
	It's talking back.
	You can't hear it, but I. No, it is.
	It is time.
	I don't care what you say.
	This is happening.
	We're doing it.
	I ain't free to know ghosts.
	This is gonna happen.
	I don't care what you say.
	They deserve it.
	I ain't fraud of no ghost.
	You deserve to have this happen to you.
	It's horrible, too.
	Unless you just watch some mode.
	Whole new soundtrack.
	Well, I missed it the other day, so this is what we have to do, you know?
	It's gotta go.
	It was probably way too loud.
	I was just yelling at the ghost.
	It was like he's been up to some shenanigans, and he's been laying off lately.
	The disembodied voices, the footsteps, the door slammed.
	It's all, there's been nothing for years.
	I don't know.
	The ghost got bored and is lazy and retired now.
	Maybe the ghost had a sudden coincidence.
	Are you vaccinated?
	I don't know.
	I know.
	All I know is...
	Pre-coronu, there was some...
	There was some shit going on.
	And it just...
	But you know what didn't die of coronavirus?
	Insanity.
	So that's what we're going to do now.
	You know how it goes.
	F, if it's true.
	FT, if it's not true.
	Nobody wins.
	with no prizes.
	You just get to live with the existential dread that drowned, that horrible suffocating feeling that you can't even...
	It's literally indistinguishable from madness now.
	There's nothing left.
	It's an ungodly.
	I don't want to do this to you.
	I just have to.
	It's one of those things you got to do.
	You guys got to be toughened up.
	The Daily Mail says madness of mandates in college $70,000 per year.
	Ivy League universities are still refusing to teach students in person who are not up to date with their COVID vaccines.
	Factor Fairytale!
	Is that real?
	Is that a thing that happens?
	It is.
	Did you know that?
	Why wouldn't you know that?
	It could continue.
	How about this?
	China was hit with worm rain as residents were asked to carry umbrellas.
	It's raining worms in China now.
	Covering cars and streets.
	And is that a thing?
	Is that real?
	Is that where we live?
	There's raining where?
	Yeah, yeah, that's...
	CERN.
	You know what I mean?
	Maybe the trees are going to start walking around tomorrow.
	It's crazy out there.
	Let's move on.
	I want to die a little bit.
	The Independent says influencer who married herself considers divorce after 24 hours.
	Only just 24 hours?
	Man.
	Oh, how long should I sit on this one before I tell you the truth?
	Is it worse?
	This is true, this is a real Have on this in CNN.
	The new queen of chess.
	transforming Yosha Iglesias becomes highest rated female chess player.
	Spin like 12 in a row.
	And that's the first one that's not true in a long time.
	In a long time.
	This is called a fairy feint.
	You think he's coming in with another right hook, but he goes, no, and then you flinch, and then he hits you with another one.
	Just for the next one to hurt that much worse.
	Los Angeles Times says white drivers are polluting the air breathed by LA's people of color.
	Those damn white people hogging all the brown man's air, making it harder for the brown man to breathe.
	Goddamn what?
	Yeah, that's a real, that's a real LA Times cover, I guess.
	Globe and Mail?
	Canadians are concerned about Beijing's interference, but the Conservative Party's recent streak of racism and misogyny is even more concerning.
	Andrew coined the Globe and Mail.
	You can't be serious.
	He's not.
	Thank God.
	That one.
	But, you know, it could have been true.
	That's the whole point.
	That's how far things have fallen.
	Fox News.
	Democrats' bill would block people under 25 from being charged with felony murder.
	Because they're black.
	We're just not gonna...
	We're just...
	Nah, we're just raising the age of children now, I guess.
	Is that what?
	What?
	Yeah.
	No, it's real.
	It is.
	There's too much murder.
	So we're going to lower the murder rate by just not charging people with murder of under 25 anymore.
	I guess.
	So, you know, hey, if you've been recently murdered by someone under the age of 25, sorry.
	It's not murder anymore.
	It's a microaggression.
	Or a macro aggression.
	It's some form of aggression.
	We're pretty sure about that.
	We just don't know what kind yet.
	And it really does depend on if you're white or not.
	That's going to really clear up what kind of aggression it is.
	You know, it's very, very important.
	Oh, well, that was difficult to go through.
	That was a hard.
	You know, I didn't like doing that.
	I don't want to have to do that to you, but I mean, you know, every once in a while.
	Oh, I don't want to listen to you.
	Oh, this is the censorship bill, I guess.
	Running out of time.
	So many misooges.
	Close all the...
	What's going on here?
	Oh, my God.
	So many.
	I hate this.
	I hate some of these apps I have to use because it's like.
	I get so.
	Dude.
	If you're trying to get a hold of me on one of these, I'm never going to answer you.
	Do you have any idea?
	Hundreds of messages a day.
	It's if I don't have your phone number, if we don't know each other on a direct basis where you have my phone number, you know, it's not.
	I'm not going through it.
	It's too much.
	I'm not spending weeks of my life replying to, it's just, it's insane.
	It's crazy.
	And they still, and there's like, which sucks, because there's a lot of nice people that send you like a message, you know?
	Or they have an AQA.
	But then there's tons.
	And it's like, you open it and you're like, oh, scroll back.
	And it's like, yeah, clear your schedule.
	there's, you know, novel-length messages going back four months from this person.
	Oh, and this person.
	And this person.
	And this person.
	And you don't know who any of them are.
	But they're very, very concerned with what you're doing or something.
	It's very, very good.
	I hate the internet.
	I hate these apps.
	I don't.
	So, you know.
	If you want to get a hold of me, you're going to have to get creative because I'm not reading any of it.
	I stopped a long time ago.
	It's insane.
	It's way too crazy.
	You know, and I've, I just, this is just going to be random shit in a random order because I'm trying to squeeze in the last 15 minutes.
	As far as Ukrainians go, this guy is pretty based.
	This is pretty awesome.
	And this is the kind of attitude, like, you got to respect the guy.
	This is Alexander Usyk.
	He's actually the currently...
	There's many heavyweight champions in boxing.
	A lot of different belts, a lot of different organizations, and so on.
	Tyson Fury is one of them, and Alexander Usuk is another one.
	A much smaller man than Tyson Fury.
	I can't remember the exact numbers, but he's a lot shorter, probably 50 or 60 pounds smaller.
	And this guy, Fury is afraid of him.
	He's afraid of this Ukrainian guy and makes, you know, they try to impose crazy conditions that no businessman would accept because it's insulting and ridiculous.
	And then they can say, see, he's afraid to fight me.
	So he's just agreed to doesn't give a fuck.
	It's about the principle of the thing.
	And he did this previously to Deontay Wilder, I believe, this guy who he beat twice.
	He had to give him...
	A friend of mine just reminded me of this recently, but it was crazy.
	It was like, no rematches if he loses.
	If this guy loses, this is a heavyweight championship of the world.
	No rematch.
	Wilder gets all the money, basically, no matter what happens.
	Like all these crazy one-sided.
	And he's like, fine, good.
	But he's allowed to get a rematch if he loses and all this.
	He's like, good, I'll beat you twice then.
	And he did.
	It's exactly what he did.
	Fought him twice, beat him twice.
	Now he's doing the same thing to this guy.
	It's like, this is the kind of fuck you make me kind of shit that I mean.
	This guy rules.
	I mean, say whatever you want about you, but this guy, as a man, like, I love this video.
	I love this.
	This is his response to Tyson Fury.
	Hey, greedy belly.
	I accept your offer.
	Greedy belly, he calls him.
	70-30.
	Split to fight.
	So he offers them, I'll take 70% of the money, you only get 30. Good, fine.
	With you on April 29th at Wembley.
	Like next month, I'll fight you next month with no time in London, in your own fucking country.
	But you will promise to donate to Ukrainians immediately after the fight.
	On million pounds, on every day of your daily, you will pay one percent from your poorest to Ukrainian people.
	Deal.
	So not only that, he's like, you're gonna pay, you're not even gonna pay me.
	You're gonna pay my fucking country, you big-mouth motherfucker.
	Dude, I wish we had this guy, you know?
	What a king.
	Good for him.
	That guy's not taking any shit at all.
	He'll win.
	Watch him win.
	God, I hope he wins.
	You know?
	Anyway, cool side story of men being awesome that you can follow if you're interested.
	I find that stuff cool.
	That guy rules.
	Someone was taken in court recently in Canada over giving the finger.
	Apparently, that was near death.
	Yeah.
	What did the judges say?
	Deplorable.
	The complainants have weaponized the criminal justice system in an attempt to exert revenge on an innocent man for some perceived slights that are at best trivial peeves.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	It sucks when that happens, isn't that?
	Isn't that odd how that's been going on?
	They throw this fucking criminal harassment around like it's like nothing.
	Like nothing.
	For giving somebody the finger.
	I mean, Canada, come on, man.
	Come on, bro.
	No, no, it's very serious.
	No, it's not serious.
	You're a massive pussy.
	That's what's going on.
	It's not serious.
	You're an idiot.
	And that's why they have to censor everything.
	We'll get to that later.
	Just a minute.
	Oh, the January 6th stuff.
	I mean, I don't know if I want to bother.
	But it's probably worth mentioning.
	The parallels are going to be very similar because the same thing is going to happen here in Canada eventually.
	This is just a couple years, a little bit ahead, right?
	But it's the same playbook.
	Guess what?
	FBI leaked chat logs say that their boss ordered them to destroy evidence.
	Oh, are you saying?
	Is there more and more evidence being revealed every day that this was in fact the government attacked the government and blamed people that didn't do anything in order to grab more power and cement itself in the seat of control?
	No!
	You don't fucking say.
	Really?
	I wonder what kind of leaked logs will be coming out of the RCMP in the coming years.
	Well, what with a...
	Oh, the leaked chats also suggest that one of these FBI agents failed to reveal relevant communications to the defense, potentially spied on privileged attorney-client communications, and was asked by another agent to edit out that I was present during a meeting with a CI.
	Oh, those CIs.
	Aren't they the best?
	It's so cool, man.
	I'm like a fucking spy.
	You're a faggot.
	Okay.
	I'm going to spy for the government, brah.
	Like, I'm totally...
	You're literally...
	Oh, what the hell is that guy's name?
	Fuck.
	This is you.
	This is you as a CI.
	Your spear?
	See you.
	Thank you.
	wait wait who's he pointing to oh you the rat snitch that betrayed his own people for a little bit of this You're cool.
	You're what people look up to literally no this is literally you as a caricature Caricature character in in in film in theater in stories every you know the weasel disgusting physically even repulsive monster that betrays his own people because he's a greedy selfish little bitch that's that's what you do when you you know help the government arrest people you know patriots and people I'm just I wish I could be like this you
	know I hope my I'm not I wouldn't even say that as a joke that I would hope someone would turn into something like it's just the most repulsive thing you can be may you live forever oh oh I forgot dude oh by the way speaking this is probably the most you know manliest movie ever made though actually this movie's amazing we watched it overseas so many times but it's incredible may you live forever what a fucking
	savage because he knows he can tell by looking at him and he knows the shame in his face oh geez and he's like I want you to live with that fucking pain of how much of a piece of shit that you know that you are I hope you have to live with that forever for eternity I hope you live your existence is your punishment enjoy the king has spoken you know may
	he live forever and it's got Arabic subtitles so you know the Muslims are watching it they think it's based you know listen they're tough fucking dudes you're not gonna be seeing any microaggression complaints in the Islamic world anytime soon okay um excuse me that is very inappropriate why is the woman speaking like I yeah we're we do things different here uh they're allowed to talk most
	of them are in charge actually Rashid I think we must leave this place it has lost its way we will return later with the camels and we will conquer and they did much more easily than anyone had anticipated you just man you gotta you there's
	there's almost something like definitely a spiritual thing like really tough guys that that's the beautiful thing of it that like it's it in it induces tears almost to to witness uh someone be able to overcome something like that when when they're able to turn their own soul into a power plant of like obstacle crushing and go far beyond what anybody else it's all in here you know anybody that guy's tougher that
	chick's tougher it's it's literally between your ears that's where everything happens or doesn't happen so people that can master this inner dialogue and literally become like they become like a force of nature it's incredible to watch and it's a beautiful thing to see and it just it's so inspiring it's so inspiring to see people like that and uh i use this guy all the time because he is legitimately in my opinion i i've yet to see an example but i know i've read the guy's books i'm familiar with his life and a lot of the things he's done i've i've been
	in similar worlds as him so i i can appreciate how difficult it is the things that he's describing i mean this guy's one of the toughest motherfuckers in the world david goggins is one of the toughest people that has ever lived he may be one of the toughest people alive right now he ran like 30 miles yeah 35 35 miles yeah and then you went back and lifted yeah during that race it was kind of cold and and snowy i think it was spitting snow but rainy it was soaking wet
	i remember like a mile 22 he something was happening with his feet and he had to take his shoes off normally that's not a good sign because you know your feet are going to get torn up and i thought man there's a chance that maybe i won't see him again nope yo no six gear time shit here he comes he catches back up me and my brother were up there went from 22 he got in this different groove he took
	off i was just kind of power hiking it and i get up there and had a cameraman up there i asked the cameraman up there i'm like hey i said how did gogglins look and he's like uh well he had his shirt off he was saying they don't know me he's like they don't they don't know me son do you want saying all this stuff i said who is he saying that to and he's like there's nobody up here 16 come on get it 17 they don't know
	me son get it 18 more who's gonna carry the boats and the logs you know he just mentally just powers through it feet destroyed he did he did the fucking navy seal course with two broken legs was like fuck this wraps them in like socks and duct tape and just leave like makeshift cast and just carries on it's like yo it hurts incredibly painfully
	i just decide that i don't give a shit that it hurts what do you mean like that's it's a thing you can practice and do and this guy took it to like another dimension that previously you know what's the word like unhither to whatever the i'm gonna ricky that one right up i was previously unaware that this was even a dimension like oh there's another level like he've discovered a new one just when we thought we'd reach the limits of human ability this guy's like
	nope who's gonna carry the boats?
	David, are your feet broken?
	Yep.
	And he just, oh, I've just run another 20 miles.
	And why again?
	Because I can.
	Because he can.
	He enjoys it.
	He likes to put his mind into these worlds where he's, you know, faced with the toughest battle you can ever fight, which is inside your own head.
	Always.
	It's always where everything happens.
	And he's gone to war with himself a million times, and he wins every time.
	Maybe he's not won every time, but he's figured out how to win.
	And he's, you know, it's an inspiring thing to see.
	You know, guys like that, people like that.
	That's what we should be teaching children about and teaching people about.
	These kinds of people that, you know, what an inspiring thing.
	I mean, I can't tell you how much and how many times I've thought of things that guy's done.
	You should check his book.
	It's incredible.
	There's a new one.
	He's got two.
	Can't hurt me is the first one, and I forget what the second one's called.
	Scarecrow Jong-un.
	He says, Nan Horin Ran.
	Nan Horinran?
	You are a very good player.
	Pooh Putt Platter just has a very, very small, is the smallest one I've ever seen.
	The smallest PP today.
	Maybe it's cold where he is.
	Didn't enjoy it tonight.
	I don't know.
	Pretty just watch, read a book.
	No!
	I won't.
	Because you keep sending me a dollar telling me to do it, and I will collect every one of those goddamn bloody dollars.
	I guess.
	So what did we learn?
	Nothing good.
	Nothing.
	It was a way to waste a Saturday, you know.
	Something, yeah.
	It was a way.
	It was a bonding experience.
	As long as we held, you know, we're going to participate.
	We're going to write down our ideas, and we're going to make sure he gets them.
	I'm sure we've got lots of good ideas here, you know?
	You don't owe me, son.
	But that kind of guy and that kind of attitude is, you can, if, You'll get it.
	People like that are indestructible, meaning like he'll go until he's dead.
	You'll have to kill him to stop him.
	You have to kill him to stop him.
	So anybody that isn't willing to go as far as he is, all of them automatically, he will eventually beat them.
	He'll drag, however long it takes, you know, in a battle of wills, which is what the battle of wills and a battle of spirits.
	That's what we're in.
	We're in a spiritual war and a battle of wills against this monster, this monstrosity that wants to impose its will and make us live a certain way that we don't want to do.
	And now we're getting into the middle innings.
	We'll go right up.
	And that's the only way you can win.
	Who wants it more?
	Who's willing to fight harder and longer and endure the most?
	It's an endurance race.
	It's an endurance battle, like anything.
	Anything that's big and consequential is going to take a while.
	It's going to potentially a very long time to achieve.
	This isn't, you know, we're not mowing alone.
	And that's where, you know, like the, you know, there's like speeches in the Rocky movies and shit like that.
	You know, that's when winning is done.
	That's where it is.
	That's what they call it in boxing.
	They call it the championship rounds, you know.
	You know, round 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 they used to have.
	Because that's when it's like, no matter who you are, you're going to be fucking exhausted and you're going to be tired and you're not going to want to be doing that anymore.
	Now, and you're beat up.
	You probably might have a broken rib, a broken nose, a broken hand, something.
	Other guys, if you're still going at it, the other guy's just as fucked up.
	Now, now that the physical has been stripped away, they do the same thing, the same process at these special forces selections, where you find people like David Goggins.
	First, you stripped all that away.
	Beat the shit out of these guys.
	Tire them out, starve them, keep them awake for days.
	Take their physical strength and just strip it away to where they're just exhausted and beaten and in pain and like, all I want to do is sleep, eat, sleep, and lay down and not move.
	Okay, now that's when it starts for real.
	Now we're down to the core.
	I want to see what's on the inside.
	I want to crack open that Kinder surprise egg and see what's in there.
	Because that's when it matters.
	The championship rounds when they drive in the deep water.
	Now we're in the deep water.
	It's not easy to go home anymore.
	You can't just grab the side of the pool and get out.
	That's when you're going to find out who wants it more and who's willing to go further and who's willing to put up with more and who's willing to endure more and who's got the stronger will.
	You have people that are worried about the worldly things.
	They want their money, their pensions, their paychecks, their promotions.
	That's really their immediate needs.
	That's as far as they think about it.
	In this struggle for the spirit of the world, the nations everywhere, this thing is happening everywhere.
	That's as far as they're willing.
	They've already demonstrated that they're not even willing to risk their job security.
	They're not willing to risk people even calling them names.
	So when this gets like, okay, we're getting into the deep water territory now where you're going to have to, it's going to take some guts.
	It's going to have to take some to put up to continue this charade and continue this battle.
	And they're not the kind of people that will.
	They're already the minorist.
	The minorist?
	Ricky, it's not a fucking word bot.
	The smallest of a group.
	You know, what did the guy say?
	Oh, I'm sure the Chinese were very intimidated by you.
	Did you look them directly in the eye?
	Oh, good for you.
	Oh, that's a fucking one-hour meltdown of feminists being offended.
	You know?
	Like, what happens when shit gets really, really intense?
	They're going to shrink away.
	They've had every advantage, and they still can't.
	there's the most tiny amount of heat starting to be applied back the other way, and they're already falling apart versus people on the other side who have had to sacrifice everything.
	There's fucking literally people over here that have lost their families as a result of the pursuit because this is what they believe in.
	Their family.
	Their job, their career, everything.
	And they're not going to go away.
	They're already all in.
	This is to the death.
	And you're worried about getting called names.
	So when we get into the deep water and the long rounds and the last few miles when it's all that's going to matter when it comes to who's going to win and who's going to lose is going to be who's got the fire in the belly and who doesn't.
	And I know who that is.
	I know which way that scorecard is going to land.
	Long way to go yet.
	It's like, you know, take their souls, like Doggins would say.
	You look over, oh, you getting tired?
	Oh, are you tired?
	What's going on?
	You're slowing down.
	We got a long way to go yet.
	Are you tired, number 12?
	We're just getting started.
	I made my bones on this shit.
	I love it.
	I love going to war.
	Woo!
	Yay!
	Yay!
	Madam Breezy!
	Ram the third.
	I don't believe in the secrets you keep, but I don't wanna know.
	Rumble is terrible for this.
	I think I got them all.
	Poopa flatter scared Jung-un.
	War criminal Jenstein.
	Man on the mountain flams for toast.
	Leah Bear, Boomerman, Redneck Asian, favorite Karen.
	Alex Woods doings!
	Home Guard, Jake V for F, Today's B. What happened in Waco, T-Money, Fisher of Men!
	And that's it, that's all.
	Thanks, guys.
	I hope you if you report this Saturday.
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	That's very respectable.
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	Take care of yourselves!
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	We got a long way to go yet!
	And you know what nature does?
	The whole eat the week thing!
	I don't like it, I don't think you would either.
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	Hope that.
	There's nothing to say now.
	Feelings are already dead burning.
	And I don't believe there's a way now.
	All that is said has been saved.
	I've been waiting for another day, another way.
	I don't believe that you can make them take away.
	So I'll leave it all for my time.
	I'm leaving with blood in my eyes.
	Phil, I'm kind of surprised.
	I mean, I don't know.
	Men usually don't get each other birthday presents.
	It's kind of the thing, you know.
	I am afraid of it.
	You promise?
	I mean, you promised I'm gonna like it, but I don't know that for sure.
	I mean, it is you.
	It's a dog.
	It's a kennel.
	What's in the dog?
	There's nothing in it.
	Oh my god.
	Phil, you captured- you captured the ghost!
	What have you done to it?
	Why is it so frightened?
	It's like a...
	How did you do this to a ghost?
	What do you mean?
	Oh my god, he's trained it to answer all of his commands just based on fear alone.
	A fear-indu- This is- A slave ghost?
	My very own slave Ghost.
	I don't know where this lands, like, ethically.
	Like, is this the soul of a human, or like, what is this?
	I'm afraid of no ghosts.
	Well, I think someone should ask.
	I know there's no laws about ghosts, but...
	Who can you call?
	I wouldn't want to be a slave ghost.
	We could really do some damage with this, though, so I don't.
	How about this?
	No human slaves, but you can have up to four five ghost slaves.
	No, not for every six ghost slaves, one human slave.
	Five ghost slaves or less.
	Five ghost slaves or less.
	And I don't want to know if they're human ghosts or otherwise.
	Because I have a conscience, Phil.
	And they're ghosts.
	What if they get free?
	A slave.
	A human slave that gets free is bad enough, though.
	What the fuck happens if one of these things break out of your...
	Ghost containment system is.
	No, I'm going to bed.
	You have...
	Phil, you don't fuck the ghosts, do you?
	Ugh.
	No, don't answer.
	I don't want to see a slideshow.
	You have ghost on the freaking ghost, baby.

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