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I'm not having a stroke, I'm just deciding if I should defend us to go back to jail.
100, 200, 300 times a minute.
So sweet.
Such a good time.
I've torn on a gun, but I've got one.
I'm going to ask how you are, but I know it's terrible.
So we'll just refrain from that.
Man!
I'm just going to temporarily go insane for a couple hours and then carry on to the weekend.
Anticipate a massive police response.
What's going on?
You fucking terrorist bastards.
I saw you out there insurrecting and scaring everybody.
You really scared them.
Guys, the government got so scared.
They declared martial law, you guys.
Have you no decency?
It's not.
I mean, why would you bully and pick on children like that?
It's not nice.
I mean, it's kind of fun.
That's what we have Halloween for.
We have once a year.
You know, we get dressed up in our costumes and we like to scare kids and have a good time.
I don't know why we stretched out for so long in the middle of February like that, but they're very sensitive.
They get very easily alarmed.
They're very skittish, okay?
Shadows frighten them.
Clouds are scary.
And now there's a giant balloon floating around.
Nobody knows what to do.
So they're all freaking out about that.
That's a whole other situation we're getting into.
It's a joke.
We live in a joke.
This is a joke country.
It's not a real country.
It's a fucking massive joke.
And I don't say that happily.
I'm not enjoying this.
It's frustrating to see the nation, the country that you've served for nearly 15 years, that you buried more people than you could remember.
I literally don't remember who's alive and who's not half the time now.
The other day, I went to call a guy for, oh, right, he died.
I forgot.
I forgot.
So, you know, all of that sweat, toil, blood, and so on.
And never mind the people we were forced to put down and put into the dirt who had, you know, nothing to do with me.
No problem at all.
I don't know who these people are.
We invaded their country for reasons unknown.
Well, not unknown.
For money, of course, for the globalist billionaires that exist.
So we had to go and put ourselves through all of that and then suffer the consequence and all of that.
And after all of that, still, now, you know what?
We're just going to tear the country apart and we're going to make it a living joke.
We're going to take time out of our parliamentary process, of which there is enough.
They're on vacation every fucking day.
They never come to work.
And when they do come to work, you know how much these people make?
It's like just baseline salary.
You know it's nearly 200K, right?
$200,000 to sit there and propose and argue and debate over imaginary motions about if Tucker Carlson is mean or not.
It's flabberg.
I'm, you know...
And no one was even like...
You can never return.
You're a joke.
You're a joke of a person.
You shouldn't even have a job.
You need to go back to kindergarten, actually, sir.
Ram III says it's a difficult decision.
I don't know what you're deciding over, but if it's difficult, flip a coin.
That's real advice.
I've talked about this before.
I learned this, and it's true.
It was a very nice Korean psychologist lady, I believe.
I don't remember her name because I'm a white guy, and for me to remember the names of Asian people is like asking me, just as a regular guy who's barely even literate, to do physics or rocketry, mathematics or something.
So it's like, I don't even, you let the Asians take care of that stuff.
They're very good at it.
They like it.
They're building balloons and sailing them around the world.
Let them do what they want.
I don't remember what that last song was.
Oh, the decisions, right?
Coin toss.
I'm being serious.
You flip a coin, you pick a heads or tails.
Heads, you this, tails, you don't.
You flip the coin, and if your first reaction when you look at the coin is you're gonna have a gut feeling, you're either gonna be relieved or you're gonna go, oh, I kind of want to flip it again or wish it the other thing.
If that's your feeling, the other thing is what you actually want to do subconsciously.
Your brain has already figured it out, and you're just trying to come up with reasons why you need to explain this to people or yourself or how you justify it.
That all comes later.
Your mind has already, it's already decided.
It's already made up, and you can test this by doing a coin toss.
Should I get a divorce?
Flip a coin.
Flip a coin.
You're either going to be relieved or you're going to want to flip it again.
Either way, there's your answer.
There you go, Ram.
Figure it out.
I'll go through some of these very generous shekel tossing from you guys.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Dan, all right, he says, congrats on 300.
Onwards and upwards.
Cheers.
Thank you, sir.
Campy Dredd, happy 300.
Thank you for being a pillar to the community with some sanity left.
I've been here just changing cards over getting away from the losers of Scotia.
Release the bees.
Yes, release the bees.
There's something you could do.
Get bees.
Get a bag of bees.
Hundreds of bees.
Like a big, like a cartoon.
I mean, it's a cartoon country full of losers and clowns, and it doesn't matter anyway, right?
You ever ever hold up a bank with a bag of bees?
I'll open this bag.
There's hundreds of bees in here.
And they're pissed.
I've already locked the doors behind me.
And I'm wearing a beekeeper suit.
So I'm going to wear a beekeeper suit with a bag of bees.
I'll say, give me all your fucking money.
Or these bees are going to run amok.
I don't know.
hundreds, thousands, I don't know.
I stuffed a couple of hives in there.
I shook them up real good before I came in here.
Oh, and they're murder hornets, actually.
Did I say bees?
No, I meant like they're the murder hornet.
Remember?
Remember that whole thing?
Well, they're back.
I have them.
They're in this bag right here.
I have it right with me.
Make sure that the top of that doesn't come off there, Phil.
We're going to have serious problems.
Hold them up with me.
And then you know what?
Once they get the money anyway, as you go to leave, just throw the bag of bees in the room and close the door.
Because for starters, it's the bank.
They deserve it.
And everyone in there deserves it anyway.
Have you ever met anyone at a bank, like in a lineup in a bank, and thought anything other than, what a fucking asshole.
They're all in the way.
They're all slow.
They've all got stupid questions.
You know?
So if I pay this $50 now, will I have to pay it again in two weeks?
Bitch, I need my...
I'll give you $50 to get out of my way.
You've been standing there for an hour.
What do you care?
Probably has $2 million in the bank and she's counting pennies.
You know what they're like.
Are you disparaging old people?
Yes, I hate them.
Everyone should be cut off.
Once you hit 80 years old, you're done.
You go on the ice floor, that's it.
You're out.
Gone.
You know?
But then what would we do with all of our leaders and senators and presidents and so on, I guess?
You know, they have to stay until they're 900 years old and senile and crazy and there's balloons full.
I mean, this balloon thing is retarded.
It's so stupid.
It's just one of the many things I could rant about for hours and why nothing makes any sense.
Everything is a lie.
The government is completely full of shit.
There's so many reasons why.
I mean, just the presence of this balloon, the fact that it exists where it is right now, shatters so much.
The integrity of the American airspace, for example, which is so tightly protected that if you flew a drone over an airport, the Air Force would be scrambled.
I mean, they don't fuck around.
You do big time in prison.
You don't screw around with airspace.
You don't just go on joyrides.
And you certainly don't take a balloon with, quote, a massive payload and fly it over from China and position it over the nuclear missile sites in Montana and Idaho and just kind of, we're just going to casually spy on your bases with a giant balloon.
Okay, well, under the old days, that would be shot down immediately.
And a very serious explanation would be demanded of China for doing that.
Hey, I know.
Why don't we fly?
Why does America fly a spy balloon over China?
See what happens there.
You know what?
They would shoot it down and probably punish you severely for doing, though.
But we're cucked, and our governments and our leaderships are completely bought and owned.
They're gutless, spineless, freak show losers.
They're all addicted to drugs and doing orgies.
Nobody's paying attention.
Everybody's asleep at the wheel.
And, you know, as military intelligence has told me, it's hard to tell where the Canadian government ends and the Chinese government begins.
And I suspect the same case is very much the same in the United States.
If they put this much effort into circumventing and gaining a foothold in the Canadian government, you can bet your ass they've been working overtime to get the American government installed.
Or I'm sorry, propped up.
Or I'm sorry, stolen election.
I'm sorry.
Whatever it was that happened down there, America is not being run by Americans.
That's for damn sure.
That's absolutely sure.
You know how many people support the mass migration over the southern border?
It's like 9%.
It's like no one.
But yet, it goes on.
Who supports the war in Ukraine?
Very few.
And yet, it goes on.
Who supported any of this shit?
Somehow, it goes on.
Isn't that strange?
Isn't it weird?
It's almost like the people have no power over the conduct of the leaders of the places they live in.
It's almost like that.
That's not true, though.
Because it's dangerous to a democracy.
First of all, the United States is supposed to be a constitutional republic, not a democracy.
It's a different form of government.
Number two, ha ha ha!
Democracy.
Democracy.
Give me a break.
Are you fucking serious?
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
They select rip people.
They put them on.
I mean, my God.
There's so much going through my head.
I got to get through these messages and then we'll just go wherever it goes because it's a nightmare.
I don't need to explain it.
Everyone with a thinking brain is...
Oh, yes.
Vote harder.
It's fucking rigged.
Okay.
They select the people you're allowed to vote for.
There is no discernible difference from one party to the next.
Nope.
They're all pro all the same shit and they're all anti-all the same.
All the things that matter.
All the things that matter are on the same page with all those things.
So to sit there and waste time with it.
It's a waste of time to obsess over this and play polit.
It's just for the sake of winning.
It's a game you're playing.
It's no different than sports ball.
Okay.
Some men like to play politics ball.
My team, my blue team's going to beat the red team.
I don't care.
I don't give a shit because what happens when they win the championship?
Oh, we're going to do all the same stuff as before.
It's just, you know.
Oh, okay.
So complete waste of my fucking time?
Got it, got it.
Fold Ross is I wanted to share my condolences.
Yeah, I wrote that down.
Thank you for reminding me that, but I'll get to it now.
I want to share my condolences to Texas Ann's family and friends and to this community.
She was a very warm-hearted soul.
She will be missed.
Godspeed.
Yeah, she was Ann Rodriguez was her name, a woman from Texas who had been very supportive of me and the community and everyone here for quite a while, a few years, I would say, at least going back, I'd say a year or two, maybe longer.
A lot of you guys have talked to her and gotten to know her a little bit.
And unfortunately, she passed away on the 18th of January.
So if you didn't know, now you know.
And we're a sad loser.
And it sucks.
That's just another reason to remember why you have to make every minute count and try to enjoy and make the most of the time you have with the people that you have around you that you care about because they could be gone tomorrow, especially these days with all the coincidences and whatnot.
So that's all you can do.
At the end of the day, we're all going to the same place.
Winners, losers, goblins, and humans.
Everybody's going in the ground.
So, you know, make it worth it.
Make it, at least try to have fun with it.
Anderson Paladin, also, this is Faran, thank you.
Chelsea, it says, entertain me while I make buns.
I request 300 shirtless ripped dudes featured tonight.
I'm only one guy.
I'm keeping my clothes on, and I don't have Magic Mike ready to go.
And I think that's only like a couple of guys, but I don't know if you're in the, what do you think this is?
What are you doing?
Make buns.
I'm confused about a lot of what's going on in your house.
I'm just going to move on.
I don't think I want to.
I don't want to dig into that treat bag any further and see what's at the bottom.
I think I'm just going to leave it be.
Based agorist says, congrats on 300 episodes.
Thank you for taking a stand.
Having some balls and being an inspiration to the rest of us means more than mere words can convey.
If I wasn't doing this, I'd be doing nothing.
I have no choice.
What else would I do?
I can't go to school.
I can't get a job.
I can't do anything.
Google my name.
It's not good.
And that's intentional.
It's on purpose.
I've been defrauded, besmirched, slandered, debanked, imprisoned, threatened, and all kinds of pretty much everything except assassinated.
And I would normally consider that to be something to be worried about, but they're really married to the idea of getting me into jail for 20 or 30 years.
That's the plan.
That's what they'd really like.
They want that trophy, especially the chill effect that it will send to all of you out there so they can point and say, see what happens when you're like this guy.
We'll put you in jail.
We'll put you in jail.
So that's what they're going to, I don't, they're not going to, you know.
And who would do it?
You know?
I mean, the RCMP are pretty good at killing people.
But I, you know, even then, I don't know.
I don't think they have what it takes.
Feathernot Dot says, congratulations.
You made it to 300 shows.
I know.
I really didn't expect it to get this long.
I'm as surprised as you are.
Chinese spy balloons, egg yolks counteract spike protein.
Is that the new theory?
They're like, oh, the eggs.
You could get protein powder that are derived from egg protein.
You just go to GNC and buy that.
Just eat that.
You're fucking cured.
You're going to be healthier than ever.
You're going to grow an extra dick.
You're going to be super powerful.
I know you'd rather just have a bigger one.
We can't do that, but we can give you two, and that's...
I don't know.
You know?
Oh, for I didn't know how else to get out of that.
Moving on.
Mr. Bullock, thank you, Cersei, to all our brothers and sisters who have left us far too soon.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Pilot Mike, happy 300 fam.
Thank you, brother.
Scarecrow says we need to organize a new convoy.
Hear me out.
This time, instead of trucks, balloons.
Hot air balloons.
Interesting concept.
Very difficult to resupply.
You would need a field to land the balloons, resupply.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Apparently, we can just occupy random airspace.
I guess we can.
Scarecrow, thank you, sir.
Sean M300, man.
You made it.
I know.
I didn't think I would.
And, you know, I figured I would have seen those crosshairs of your editar on my head and dead before now.
But hey, there's always tomorrow.
Maybe they'll kill me tomorrow.
Short and long says, guess who wanted to watch Rage tonight?
He said you need to spray honey with the bees.
Spray honey onto them and then release the bees.
Interesting.
I don't know.
But the bees don't want to eat the honey.
It might just make them more mad.
They'd be like, oh, this wasted honey.
And they would just become kamikaze, you know, Japanese zero pilots of bees.
Maybe.
He says, my nine-year-old son sees how stupid these balloons are.
I don't talk this shit with him.
Congrats on getting 300.
Angel of Wrath, thank you.
And Sergeant Rock says, 300 is awesome.
And thank you for your infinite resolve.
R.I.P.
Texas Ann, you will always be with us now.
Is that the Hindenburg sneaking up on the White House?
That is the direction it's going.
This is the path of the...
It's ours.
It's our balloon.
This is something Philip and I have been working on for a while.
This is the DAGA loon.
The DAAGA balloon.
As you can see, it's passing through our territory.
Now, they think its trajectory is...
We're actually doing surveying and marking out where the wall is going to be.
We're going to build an electric.
It's a death wall.
It's more expensive.
Hear me out.
It's more expensive than a physical barrier, but it's way more effective because everyone that tries to cross it dies instantly.
It's just an electric fence with a lease.
Like Jurassic Park.
Remember Jurassic Park?
That's the fence, okay?
And we're going to build it.
And that's what the balloon is supposed to be doing, but I don't know.
It seems to have gone rogue.
Nobody's, I don't know.
I think Phillip's just doing blow up there.
I don't know what's going on with it.
But that is, that's where we're at now.
NORAD, Homeland Security, all of that is just really, you know, I mean, it's optional.
You know what I mean?
It's really just, you know what I read?
A guy talked to me earlier saying, like, if these people had any idea, like, the amount of laws and regulations that go into, you know, managing airspace, it's its own field.
It's not something you could just do, okay?
Air traffic control is a very difficult job.
And never mind to manage all of this, all the military bases, all the flight paths, all of the mayhem that can be caused by something being in the sky where it's not supposed to be, Oh, and then there was the whole time of the hijackings and the planes and the buildings exploding and the massive endless wars that we went on and all of that stuff.
Maybe you don't remember.
Who cares?
Flush it down the toilet, memory hole it.
It's 1984 now.
Two plus two is five.
Girls or boys, chop your dicks off.
It's all going to be fine.
We're going to do whatever we want.
There's just a giant balloon floating around.
Our announcement last night regarding the high-altitude surveillance balloon.
I'm not going to have much new information to provide other than to say that the North American Aerospace Defense Command continues to monitor it closely.
While we won't get into specifics in regards to the exact location, I can tell you that the balloon continues to move eastward and is currently over the center of the continental United States.
So not only has it breached American airspace, you're just going to let it float across the continent.
I see.
It's interesting.
Hello, it's me, the Chinese spy baroon, and I am floating in a neighborhood near you.
I am trying to find all the secrets of the American people, such as Hunter Biden Raptor.
Ooh, I guess it was your raptop.
I guess you didn't want to admit it until the Chinese barsack was floating around, trying to find out what you did wrong when you were smoking crack.
I want to find all the secrets to rife, such as how many Americans does it take to eat of the McTurners.
Oh, man.
Feeling like a space brain one more time tonight.
It was Spin-Lauding, you guys.
Totally normal.
You expect me to believe this.
I don't know where to begin.
I guess I already have, and I guess we'll just keep going.
Poor old Ben Bankus.
Reed Norfman.
Cheers to 300 from FreeCanada.Win.
Thank you very much, brother.
Appreciate you.
All right.
I wish I had, like, opium.
I need opium now.
I need opium now.
I think it might be the only way to it just makes sense to just not be sober ever because it's impossible to.
I mean, toporu as a dipermitch is China Baroon over airspeed is unexpectable.
He has the funniest Chinese accent I've ever he's like nailed it.
He's got the most, definitely the most recognizable one.
As soon as you hear it, you're like, it's Ben Bankas.
You know, it's amazing.
It's so funny.
It's probably one of the best ones ever done.
But yeah, it's obviously a massive security breach.
But since when is the American, when do we care about that?
Borders wide open, thousands of people a day, death everywhere, human trafficking wide open.
I've got an ice cream, Jack.
It's a joke.
It's all a joke.
And what's worse is that we're a joke for allowing it.
They might as well be like, what are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
They know nobody's going to do anything about it.
That's why I have a theory.
This is why they have to create these fake neo-Nazi groups.
They're almost all fake.
Almost all of them.
Of the actual guys that exist in Canada, I think it's about 20, 20 or 30. I went in on them pretty hard one day because I think a lot of them are fucking huge losers, and they are.
You hide behind a mask.
I'm unanimous.
You're a fucking loser, dude.
I lost about 30 subscribers.
You know, they're not a very, but, you know, they have to almost create this illusion that there's, oh, there's a big, people are going to, oh my God, we got to keep on top of these terrorists out there, you guys.
These domestic terrorists.
Oh, gee.
Because if they didn't, if there was no under, if people didn't think that that was a thing, it didn't even exist, someone might decide to invent one, you know?
So they just kind of go, oh, it's, you know, it's being handled.
They invent the people that they go chase down, arrest, and then pass laws based on the shit.
I mean, the FBI has done this how many times?
The RCMP has done it here.
The whole heritage front thing.
It never ends.
It's filthy with it.
It's just a strategy they use to elicit more control and power.
It works every time.
Anyway, there's a balloon floating around, and for some reason it just...
I don't care.
Nobody cares.
Apparently, nobody's ever cared.
This should have been shot down immediately.
As soon as it got within range of wherever it came from, Seattle, shoot it down.
It's a helium-filled balloon with solar panels and instruments like cameras, radars, sensors.
Yes, it's taking pictures.
It's literally flying over to U.S. military bases and just checking shit out.
Totally cool.
And you know what?
They know you're not going to do shit.
What are you going to do?
Nothing.
That's why it's become this ridiculous.
They've gotten so complacent and lazy, they feel like they can just do whatever they want.
It's a joke.
A travesty.
Speaking of which, I'll get to the talk.
We're talking to our friend David Azerad recently for an interview on Fox Nation, and the topic of Canada came up.
David Azerad was born and raised in Montreal.
The topic, like, this is what America, we're talked about as, like, a local dumpster fire.
Do you understand that, Canada?
Oh, it's Tucker Cassidy.
No, everyone in the world understands that this place is fucked up and no one wants to be here.
No one in their right mind.
Everyone I talk to from other countries is like, what's going on over there?
Like, are you okay?
And I'm like, no, we're not okay.
We're very not okay.
It's a joke.
It's the local dumpster fire.
Hey, did you see that train wreck last night?
Oh, my God.
You're doing great, kid.
All but like a lot of ambitious and freedom-loving people, he fled later to the United States.
And because all the ambitious and freedom-loving people fled to the United States.
I would if I could, but I'm not allowed to leave.
The people who care about their own rights have left.
Canada under Justin Trudeau has become effectively a dictatorship.
And we don't like dictatorships.
We're America.
We liberate dictatorships.
Well, the entire government's a dictatorship, and arguably, you know, Tucker, your country is under one as well, but anyway.
Dictatorships.
That's what we do.
So we asked the obvious question.
Actually, and Jimmy Dore has a great explanation of what we do coming up after this.
You know, I know what he means, though.
You know, people take everything so literally.
In the spirit of the moment of the emotion, words are just...
Not everybody's good.
Some people are terrible at it.
Some people are excellent at it, perfectly communicating exactly what they are feeling and thinking so that the person hearing it is like, yep.
And they really are.
Not a mistake.
Like, oh, I know what you mean when they really don't.
You know, like, that is not what I meant.
I did not mean you were coming back to my house after the party.
That is, no, that's not what I said.
Get out of my car.
You know, I mean, to actually do it requires some skill.
You know, that's the general attitude of Americans.
The normie bully, like, what is the military supposed to?
Well, we're the good guys, and we go around, and when people are, we fucking smash those assholes because we don't like bullies.
It's America.
That's how it's supposed to be.
That's what he means.
That's not how it is.
And no smart person thinks that's how it is anymore.
I mean, for God's sakes.
Why don't we just liberate Canada?
Here's that conversation.
Why should we stand back and let our biggest trading partner, the country with which we share the longest border, and actually I could just say a great country.
I love Canada.
I've always loved Canada.
By the way, this is not the president of a foreign enemy country.
This is not, you know, this is a guy like me who sits in front of the camera and talks shit for a living.
That's what he does.
Okay?
So just remember that going forward.
Like, why don't we liberate it?
We're spending all this money to liberate Ukraine from the Russians.
Careful, Tucker, you're going to get yourself an emergency act declared, dude.
Is that what you want?
Do you want to be the second internet, the second shit-talking person to have martial law declared in Canada?
Because I'm going to tell you this right now, Tucker.
The bar to have martial law declared in Canada is very low.
It's very low.
And they came pretty close to it.
They almost had to talk about it in Parliament the other day.
Why are we not sending an armed force north to liberate Canada from Trudeau?
And I mean it.
Well, I don't know.
You don't have to answer that.
I don't know that I'm there yet with you.
You hear him laughing because it's absurd.
That's why it's funny.
Like the Daglon meme.
It's absurd.
It's funny.
Right?
And so this is two for two now.
This is two for two.
They're clearly laugh.
He's fucking laughing on television.
Okay, so there's two explanations for this.
The reaction of the Canadian government, which is so embarrassing.
It's so embarrassing.
It makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
It makes me just want to be dead so I don't have to endure this.
I mean, the currency of being a Canadian is being degraded so fast, so fast.
You used to be able to travel the world, which I did.
As a soldier of the military of this country, we would go all over the place, Europe, the Middle East, South America, the Caribbean, all over the United States, and so on.
And it was like, oh, Canada, right on.
That's a good country.
We like that one.
That's a good, that's, you know.
On account of its history and all the things it's done.
And yeah, now, now it's, you know, well, doing what it's doing.
And it's laughable.
So, you know, I don't like that, that that's been taken away.
That other people are laughing at us on TV all over the world because we're a joke.
And they should laugh at us.
They deserve, that you deserve to be.
That's how humans correct behavior.
Like, some bullying is necessary.
It is.
That's how groups of people correct themselves.
You have to correct it.
Whatever works.
And there's just ways it's done.
There's obviously extremes.
You went too far.
But so they deserve it.
You deserve to be laughed at when you're being an imbecile, a clown, a joke, a disaster.
It's not like, you know, they're not.
Where they're direct neighbors, you know.
And they're just laughing about, man, maybe we should just invade them.
It's gotten that bad.
Aren't you proud?
Who's proud?
I can just feel the Canadian forces maple leaf black with cross daggers tattoo that I never got just getting bigger and bigger by the moment.
Can't you?
I'm just talking myself into frenzy here.
It's a fair question.
And honestly, we thought the Canadians would be flattered because they're always flattered when you talk about them.
They're like stars.
Tucker, I would.
I would love it if you invaded.
You personally, ride in Abrams tank over the border with like seven or eight people from your crew.
You don't even need to be.
You don't even need weapons.
Just dress roughly.
Just go to like any bargain binge.
Just buy camouflage clothes.
It doesn't matter.
These people are scared of everything.
They believe everything.
There's people in my in town or, you know, well, a couple years ago anyway, where I was living in the city, and they called the SWAT team, and it showed up, and it treated this guy like there's a guy on the roof of a building sweeping leaves off of the broom.
Someone reported in that there was a sniper with a machine gun.
So the SWAT team shows up, and it's a whole big...
Go off the fucking roof.
You know, this place is a joke.
They should have showed up immediately to be like, hey, have you been up there the whole time?
Yeah, why?
Ah, for fuck's sakes.
Never mind.
Never mind.
You don't have any guns up there, do you?
No?
All right.
My bad.
Our bad.
Sorry.
Yeah, get that woman on the phone, the one that called about that.
Yeah, just go back there and tell her we followed up on it, and then just butt stroke her in the nose for wasting our time.
Okay?
And then when she's crying, just slam the door.
Try and slam it off the hinges so it breaks, and then turn around and say, and fix your fucking door.
I'm going to come back here and give you a ticket for an unsecured front door.
That's a law we have now, because it's Canada.
We just make shit up.
You there, child, bring my vehicle around.
It's the law also.
You're now my chauffeur.
I'm taking your child as my personal chauffeur until you get that door fixed.
Stop bleeding everywhere.
Don't making a mess.
There's a fine for that too.
Unauthorized bleeding on government property.
It's not your house.
It's my house.
It's the government's house.
Don't you read the news, idiot woman?
You're scrolling TikTok all day?
No.
It's collectively owned now.
All the banks, you've missed all of it.
All the houses belong to the state now, okay?
They're all insured by us in Bank Bed.
It's technically my house.
So stop bleeding in my house.
What's your kid's name?
Doesn't matter.
Who cares?
I'll name you myself.
You're mine now.
I'm going to call you Drivey.
Get in the car, Drivey.
You're going to drive me now.
Oh, Canada in Syria's country.
Just bring like seven people dressed as soldiers.
Take one actual tank.
It'll be an unconditional surrender.
Maybe even bring like a trans rainbow flag just to confuse them because they'll see you approaching and they'll be unsure if you're hostile or they'll think you're friendly.
And then, once they're, you know, completely, then you're just like, yeah, I'm taking over.
You could be president.
Tucker, you could be president of an entire country.
Do you know that?
All you have to do is show up and they would give it to you.
People honking some cars gave them all PTSD.
If you showed up here with an actual tank, pack it in.
But doesn't Canada have tanks?
No, we don't.
Canada sold them all to Ukraine.
So all of our anti-armor weapons are also in Ukraine.
All of our artillery guns are also in Ukraine.
And you know what?
All of our soldiers are also in Ukraine.
Some of the battalions have like 30 fucking guys.
30. Should be 500.
They have about 30 they can spare that they can deploy anywhere.
So this is the best time.
Get a tank.
You know what?
Ditch the uniforms.
Who even cares?
Who cares?
Get like Fisher-Price squirt guns.
Bring honking noises.
That'll immediately put them into fight or flight mode.
This is definitely the easiest country to come.
And I mean, look at the size of it.
All the natural resources we have.
All you have to do, anybody that wants it, I'm telling anybody in the world that wants it.
Because Fortress North America is a lie, obviously.
There's a giant fucking balloon floating around.
China, float one of those fuckers over here with like, I don't know, I don't know how long.
Can you do the sea container human trafficking thing that you normally do, but with soldiers?
Can you get in an air balloon?
I don't know how.
It's like a big bubble.
They'll just roll around and play with each other and go, ha, ha, China, number one.
I don't know, whatever they'll do.
Float them over this city and then airdrop them in there.
Just dump them out right on Parliament Hill.
And it's yours.
You'll own the entire...
Literally no one.
No one will lift a finger.
In fact, even the patriotic Canadians will go, oh, did we just get taken over by China?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's just, let's just give them a few days and see where they go with this.
That's going to be my response.
I'm not fighting them.
If they float that balloon over here and Chinese Marines take over the country, I'm not even going to stop them.
I'm not even going to fucking try.
I'm just going to watch, amused and interested, like, oh, well, let's see.
If it's worse, I guess we'll fight.
I mean, it's getting worse anyway, right?
We're either going to get where we're going anyway, real fast, which saves us time, which we like, or we prefer a Chinese military junta run by Marines from Shanghai over the people that are actually running this country.
Now, it turns out they have more in common with us.
They're very nationalistic people.
They're very sad to see how pathetic we are.
They laugh at us.
It's very bad.
China could not have found a one man in all of PI.
It's the Maritimes, China.
Don't come over here looking for men.
Dude, they're like blue lobsters over here.
You might find one once in a while, and you'll freak out.
You'll take pictures.
You'll send them to your friends.
You'll tag your girlfriends.
Look, I found one.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
That's an actual man.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
I'm so sure.
Trust me, you'll know when you find one.
The difference is so drastic.
It's like, wow.
It's immediate.
I've seen it happen before my eyes.
One of my army buddies walks in, some chick just like, she could just, it's over.
She's like pulled in like the fucking, like a tractor beam.
Some other dude's been talking to her all night.
She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not listening at all anymore.
Because up until then, I mean, this guy owned three of his own gaming consoles.
He was pretty much the top of the...
It was the alpha male guy.
And then, ah, a fucking guy with a job showed up, and it was all over.
I mean, he was even like, you know, in shape and stuff.
Anyway.
None of this makes it.
What are we talking about?
What are we ever talking about?
Nobody cares?
Nobody's ever cared.
I'm just saying we should give the Marines a chance.
If, if, if I'm wrong, and the diagonal balloon is not what it's supposed to be, and Philip is actually doing some kind of coke-fueled orgy up there, and they're all women, too, for some reason.
All female Chinese Marines.
That could be the case.
So if you don't declare the emergency act now, you're fucking stupid.
Do you have any idea what could be...
I'm not kidding.
We have nothing.
It's all gone.
It's all gone.
I'm not at all exaggerating.
It's as bare bones as it gets before it's just gone.
Just dust disintegrates, you know?
It's like a, you know, you know, sparklers.
Remember we had sparklers when we were kids?
And it's just like, and it's like, oh, if you don't move it, it's just ash.
You just, the slightest move, and it's just dust in the wind, you know?
The slightest jolt and it fucking falls apart.
It falls apart.
They're recruiting thousands of permanent residents, some of which I've just been informed, haven't even been in the country five months.
They've been here for months, and they're like, I joined the army.
And they're like, do you even speak English?
Nope, doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Come on in.
We have no standards anymore.
We'll take anyone that just lives here for a little bit.
Just show up and live here for a bit.
You could be in the army.
You can be trusted with defending our ancestral home.
Guy that just got here five minutes ago?
Yep.
Well, we'll do some security.
And another interesting fact is that a lot of them are from India and a lot of the other are from Pakistan.
Now, if you know anything about the history between India and Pakistan, they don't get along at all.
They almost go to war every couple years.
They fucking hate each other.
So that's really going to be interesting to see how a Packy platoon versus Indian platoon works out in Meaford.
You know, I'm really interested to see how that goes.
But don't worry.
The staff is actually now all AI robots that are genderless.
And so they're not going to be at risk.
And it's not that we don't want to have actual sergeants there to supervise them.
It's just that we don't have any left because everybody retired and everybody quit and was forced out.
And we just, we don't have, everybody's gone.
So going full commie wasn't very popular.
No, with the forces.
Not really.
Especially the combat arms, which are like the whole reason you have a military.
Okay?
Because the guys that do the fighting, that's the actual war.
And everything else is supporting or enabling or trying to force multiply and make that fight go your collective way.
But if there's no one doing any fighting and it's all just tertiary support units, who are you supporting?
You don't have an army.
And that's where we are right now.
The vast majority of the Canadian military is non-combat arms, bureaucrats, support units, desk jobs, fat, fat, fat, fat, fatty, fatty, fat, fat motherfuckers at NDHQ.
That's the Canadian.
I'm not kidding.
This is 100% the truth.
It's a mess.
It is so fucking bad.
It's hysterical.
If they offered me the job, like if I was in the position, like, hey, do you want to be the chief of defense?
I'd be like, I don't want to retire.
I don't want to be the guy that was in charge when this happened because I don't think there's anyone alive that could turn this around.
This isn't a minor problem.
This is like, bro, you fucked up big time.
Because had you, the vaccine mandates, had you not done that, you would have retained probably 10,000 soldiers.
So, which is roughly what you're short of right now, your recruiting goals.
Let me tell you why that's devastating.
Okay.
If you can't recruit the right, you need a minimum number of people to recruit every year to backfill the people that retire, that get killed, that whatever.
Right?
So you need to have a minimum number to match off the attrition rate.
Now, if you don't get that number, say you need, I need 50 people every year.
Random number.
I need 50 people.
How many did you get?
47. Uh-oh.
So next year you need 53 people.
How many did you get this year?
41. Uh-oh.
Do you see where this goes?
So we're short 10,000.
That's 10,000 spots that are not going to be filled.
Okay?
And it's just going to keep getting worse.
It's going to keep compounding.
And we don't have people to train the new guys because they're all gone.
You're basically, had you not done that, you could have at least maintained this and then maybe started to try to turn the train around before it was too late.
All of this whole generation that fought these wars, this whole post-9-11 generation, instead of shoving them all out and alienating them all and pushing them out the door, they'd still be around.
They'd still be around.
And you'd have them to train the next generation, maintaining our high standard as Western soldiers, which we only fucking have because we keep fighting wars all the time.
The First World War, the Boer War before that, the Second World War, Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, on and on and on and on.
That's why, and I'm not saying it's a good thing, but that is why we have a very high standard of soldiering around the world.
One of ours is literally worth five of theirs, at least.
At least.
Some of these countries are just like, here, you have gun, go kill.
No, that's your training.
You've done.
Or it's like a hilarious two days in the woods.
I've done this.
I've helped train these people.
And it's like, is this it?
I'm like, yeah.
Good luck.
You know, slap on the back.
Hey, yeah, go get them, killer.
You know, holy fuck, they're going to die.
You know, training like the Jamaican military.
You're like, you know, sometimes they're just chilling out, sleeping in the woods.
Like, what are you doing?
Then they're like, it's break time.
Like, break time?
We're in the middle of a patrol.
You know, just go to sleep.
Break time.
You know, anyway.
So we've lost that link.
To maintain that high standard, you have to have the experience changeover from the previous one.
And it gets diluted over time.
That's the thing.
You say, I have 100 experience points, but I can only really give you like 70 because the other 30, you had to be there.
You're just never going to get it, right?
And then that goes down and that goes down.
And another war happens, but you kind of ebb and flow your level of ability there.
But instead, this genius, really forward-thinking generation has alienated all of those guys.
So they're all gone, pretty much.
The new people coming in are being trained by people who were trained by people who don't, you know.
Where's the line of experience?
Oh, I think a sergeant major I had, I don't know, he went to Poland, got drunk a lot, so he's a badass.
Like, oh, good.
Uh-oh.
So now you have what's called a green army again.
You have a green army.
You don't have an experienced army.
You have a green one.
We had one.
Now we don't.
So it's inexperienced.
It's underfunded.
Bro, equipment's all gone.
Ammunition stockpile's all gone.
Can't get enough recruits in it.
More officers somehow, though, than we've ever had in history.
There's more generals now or in recent times than there was during World War II.
We had a million soldiers in one World War II.
Now we've got 35 guys walking around a battalion like, ha ha ha, we got one vehicle that works.
Yay!
It's in fucking shambles.
Do you want me to continue?
I can do this all day.
There is nowhere you can look and be like, oh, things are looking up for sure.
And all these generals, they just presided over this.
You allowed this to happen, you son of a bitch.
You total son of a bitch.
Do you have any idea what you've done?
You like disarmed the nation in the pursuit of wokeness.
Have you lost your mind, sir?
was more important to pursue diversity and inclusion and tolerance and all of this fucking nonsense than maintain the integrity of the kid?
You thought you could somehow just...
This sacred mixture of what we have to make warriors, make them effective.
And when we fight wars, we win Because, you know, we've got it.
We've got the magic formula.
Do not deviate from that.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Ah!
Hey, everybody, wear makeup and high heels, fake titties, fucking shit.
I don't care.
No beards and earrings.
Woo!
Let's just smoke weed, too.
Also, be high all the time.
Who fucking cares?
Who cares at all?
Let's just throw away a thousand years of military tradition.
Hard fought, hard-earned, learned the hard way.
Let's throw it all out the window because some asshole read Saul Alinsky somewhere and decided, oh, you know, I learned this at Davos.
I think we should be more inclusive.
Deal, general.
The problem is, a lot of these high-ranking people, it becomes, you stop, at some level in the officers world, you stop being a soldier and you start being a politician, a bureaucrat, essentially.
You get far enough away from the actual fighting.
You don't even need to put on a coat.
You know, there's guys in like, they're working in the Pentagon.
They're not ever going to serve.
You know what I mean?
So they have to play politics with all this shit and all the different people in the offices, these companies, these fucking gun manufacturers and shit.
Can you make us more tanks faster than this?
You know, we paid you a lot.
They got to do all this shit.
They're always, so they're politicking.
And they start to think about what they're going to do when they're not in the army anymore.
And they like to have power.
They're one of those kinds of people.
Do you know what a lot of them do?
They get into politics.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
There's been a fair number of liberal generals, actually, that became politicians.
So, you know, I just think it's pretty awful and shitty that you would throw away a thousand years of military tradition, absolutely gut and render the nation defenseless in the pursuit of wokeness, the current thing, rather than do your job and safeguard the land, the home that we only have one of and is now rapidly being eroded away.
I'm glad you chose woke politics and current thingism and being popular over that.
That's so stunning and brave, sir.
I think you should have a fucking statue.
Absolutely.
You should.
You know what?
I'm glad.
I am glad I made you feel fucking stupid.
I bet he remembers me.
This piece of shit.
What was he at the time?
He was a colonel.
He was a base commander.
Base commander shows up.
We're doing section attack rate.
So basically, I have my, me and my nine, there's 10 of us.
I'm in charge.
And they've all got machine guns and grenade launchers and fucking crazy.
It's raining.
We've got night vision on.
It's fucking, it's a mess.
And most of them are like 19. I'm like 27, you know.
And I'm fucking going through this attack.
And I'm like, let's just try not to get anybody killed here because they're brand new.
They're right out of battle school.
I'm not trying to, I don't care.
It's the middle of the night.
It's training exercises.
You know, you don't.
Anyway, we've done these a million times.
So we're going through this.
And there's these targets that pop up and you shoot them.
And when they get registered, they get hit so many times.
They fall down.
And then they come back up and they fall down.
And that's to simulate, like, nobody's shooting back at us, you know.
But I'm directing this live ammunition.
I'm directing this whole thing.
You've got your machine guns on the corners.
You want to make sure they're moving like footsteps.
You know, you always got to have one on the ground.
Or you're, you know, one of those machine guns has to be firing at all times or you die.
That's pretty much universally true.
So you're managing all this, all these different guys, you know, move to this trench.
You take that hole.
Get your thumb out of your ass.
Why are you doing that right now?
You know.
Colonel comes over later and he's like, I imagine that would not have been an effective attack because I imagined that this would have happened and I imagined that that would have happened.
And I'm like, I, sir, I have sit targets to shoot at.
I cannot anticipate the battlefield of your imagination.
How you imagine random, like he was like, I think they would have done this.
And it was like, you think the sit targets would have performed a left flank along the tree line, do you?
Well, let me tell you, if I saw them get up and start running around the trees, I definitely would have kept shooting them, sir.
Okay?
Sit targets running around.
That's not normal.
That's supernatural.
And I don't go down with that shit.
And I'm in possession of 10 men with machine guns.
Absolutely.
I am killing whatever that fucking monster is.
Okay?
Which is less ridiculous than what you propose, which is I'm supposed to somehow anticipate your imagination as it's happening in real time and react to it.
And you're a colonel?
How?
Exactly?
You're an infantry colonel.
Oh my lord.
My God.
That man is now in charge of the whole army.
I wonder if he imagined any of this.
Talkers, you don't know they exist, but they've got pictures of you in their dorm room.
So if you do a Canada joke on TV, they go absolutely crazy.
They don't really know how to handle it or what it means, but it doesn't matter.
Tucker, between me and you, buddy, they can't handle any jokes from anybody, bro.
Okay?
You see the flag?
Martial law.
Yep.
It's straight...
It's like...
It's like living in a minefield up here.
You know, one wrong move and people are going to start dying.
You know, things are not good.
Matter.
They're excited.
And that's true even in the Canadian Parliament.
Apparently, there's so little going on in Canada, like civil liberties, that if you tell a joke about Canada, they go bonkers.
Watch this Canadian, quote, member of parliament try to get some kind of resolution passed condemning this show.
This is so embarrassing.
Mr. Speaker, after consultation with the parties in the House, if you seek it.
Has this man consulted with a dietician lately?
Again, it's hard not to notice that you don't have the discipline and professionalism to take care of your own body, which is where you live.
It's pretty important.
I know it's judgmental, but I mean, you're not helping anybody by pretending.
It's never been fine.
It's very, very destructive and toxic and bad for your health and bad for everyone, bad for society.
You know our healthcare costs, most of it is because of this, because of that?
We can't point, you know?
People with heart disease, heart problem, because they're fucking, look at them.
And this person's going to come up here and lecture us on how things are to be done.
All right, buddy, how about you get in shape first?
How about you control Your fucking food intake at a minimum, then start telling other people how things should be done.
You can't even control your own.
I mean, my God, bro.
So your discipline level is like zero.
It's negative something.
Are you going to sign?
That's enough.
That's enough fat jokes, but seriously.
Like I supposed to be a professional representative of your community and your constituents, and he's like up there bursting out of this man.
I mean, my lord.
You know?
Not a good luck.
Not, you know.
It's so brave and beautiful.
No, it's gross.
I believe you will find unanimous consent for the following motion.
That given the rise of far-right and associated violent extremism led to the attempted insurrection in the United States, the House condemns recent comments made by Fox News personality Tucker Carlson, in which he suggests U.S. armed forces liberate Canada from the current prime minister.
All those opposed to the honorable member moving the motion will please say nay.
That really happened.
That all took place just now.
That's not a made-up.
That's not AI.
It's not a deep fake.
That's what we're doing.
That's where we're at in Canada.
That's what we're worried about.
That's what we're spending our time on.
God is not a joke.
Oh, yes, it is.
It very much is.
I'm going to check some messages now.
And I don't know how long it's been.
I might be very far behind.
If I am, I don't apologize.
I never apologize for anything.
Never.
Cindy Leese has had quite a day, as is usually every day lately.
Thanks for giving us something to look forward to as we plummet into hell on earth.
See, she's got the right attitude.
Ram says, to think they could a balloon over a nuke and the government wouldn't do anything to stop it.
Wouldn't that be insane?
That would be so funny.
I mean, it would be horrible.
But at the same time, an aspect of this situation objectively looked at from a thousand years from now, let's say.
The Chinese blew up Chicago.
They rid the world of Betelgeuse, which is good.
But they nuked the whole city.
Just, you know, you're like, how did this happen?
No one.
It just sailed over in slow fucking motion, this balloon?
Yep.
Is that a David and Goliath move or what?
How did you defeat America?
I got a giant balloon.
You what?
They didn't just shoot it down?
No!
Like, wow.
I'm sure they're not taking advantage of that.
China just wants to be friends.
They would never take it.
I respect that.
No!
No, they would never take advantage of you because you're some that they have a word for us.
It's called Baizu.
Do you know what that means?
It basically means woke retard.
They're laughing at us.
They've come up with their own slurs.
Like, look at you, stupid fucks.
Oh, my God.
Is that your president?
What are you doing?
The military's walking on high heels.
Like, wow.
Wow.
Hilarious.
Oh, I can't wait to fight you guys.
This is going to be fun.
Oh, I wouldn't be sweating too much over there enjoying them.
Short and long says, I think there is validation to it being a dry run for EMP strikes since nobody seems to care.
I know, right?
It's just you don't entertain this.
There's no reason to be...
Because if this was legit, China's just doing a thing.
Like, somebody's lying, obviously, somewhere about something really huge.
Because this doesn't make sense.
Because if that was what you said, why did the Air Force not shoot it down immediately?
And why is it still just lingering over the continent?
What are you not telling us?
What the fuck is going on?
You know?
Don't ask questions.
Don't think about things.
Just, you know, snort cocaine if you're in BC because it's legal now.
The straw you might use is probably not going to be.
There's no plastic allowed in BC because of the environment.
But cocaine up to a certain amount.
What is it, two grams you're allowed to have?
I don't know what it is.
You're allowed to carry a few hundred bucks worth of coke on you.
No problem.
It's not a big deal.
No one cares.
Nobody cares anymore.
Heroin, fentanyl, whatever you want.
Can you have some of each?
Or is it like a total?
Like, you can only have two grams of all drugs or can I have two grams of this, two grams of that, two grams of this?
Can I do that?
Can I just be a party animal?
It's about health.
Oh, yes, it's about health.
Look at the stats into what happens when you decriminalize hard drugs and then what happens to the community.
Death and violent crime, all the worst shit goes up.
Rape, everything goes up.
All the worst things go up.
That's a known quantity.
That's something we can look up and we can see from previous experience that that was a bad idea.
But yet, here we are again.
Why?
Because racist white people or something.
We really lost a step when we allowed them to start getting away with things.
Like, make politicians afraid again.
The things they get away with now is like.
When this started, when they started to really get away with complete nonsense, people needed to push back then.
And this is what happens when you don't correct it.
You don't correct the behavior.
There's no bullying.
Nobody...
Hey, hey, hey, asshole.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, you seeing this?
I'm so, hey, I'm seeing this.
You seeing what I'm seeing over here?
And then everybody comes down and they're like, okay, whoa, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
We're not doing that.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You fucking psycho.
What were you doing?
But instead, everyone would, sports ball on, movie good, free porn, yeah.
And it just got worse and worse and worse and worse and worse.
And now they feel like they can just do whatever they want because it's been so long since anyone's really pushed back on anything.
They might as well just start coming after the kids.
I mean, that it got to this point.
Listen to this, you know, great, you know, I've got to add it to him.
Great work by this guy.
So yesterday we exposed Dr. K.A. Clark in Fort McMurray, Alberta elementary school for knowingly putting same-sex child porn in their libraries and in their curriculum.
So remember that last two or three episodes now that's come up?
It's the same book where there's two kids blowing each other and all of it, and it's like an elementary school or a junior high or something?
It's in Canada, too.
You should check your local library and children's section and so on and see, just to make sure.
Because apparently, what's crazy is now we have to worry about, is there child porn in my kids' school now?
This is how this is just where we're at now.
Isn't that nice?
Good stuff.
Now, guess what?
They're running, hiding, scared, and they're trying to sweep it under the rug.
They canceled their Twitter account.
They took their contact information off their website, and they had my post taken down off of Instagram.
But guess what?
We have people calling you.
We're not going to stop.
The parents now know.
We have also found out that two of the teachers, LGBT teachers, females, who are dating female RCMP police officers, bring RCMP in uniform to have LGBT discussions with the children.
Imagine bringing in an LGBT police officer with a gun and badge and uniform telling kids that they better accept LGBT.
You guys got exposed.
You guys are disgusting child grooming pieces of trash.
And that curriculum and that book is going to be out of that school.
And we're going to expose the principal of the school next because we know exactly who's responsible.
And mark my words.
If you pieces of shit do not start protecting these children and you do not get rid of this curriculum, I'm going to be down in Fort McMurray with hundreds of angry parents.
And we're going to knock on the front door of that school and we're going to have some choice words for you, Mr. Principal.
Dr. K.A. Clark Elementary School.
Child porn for children.
Backed up by uniformed RCMP officers.
Give me a goddamn break, you sick bastards.
I'm just going to say, that's a very effective tactic.
You want to find us.
Fuck around, find out, I guess.
I mean...
I'm in a balloon with cocaine!
Philip, get down from there!
Get down from there!
No cocaine war balloons!
No!
No!
Stop it!
Get up again!
On the couch!
In my bed!
And yes, I'm on the lid again!
Fly it on!
I love the cocaine!
Mama, can you wait?
Mama, can you wait?
Got it!
I'm on the chanel!
all right you can sit there There you go.
Psycho, no cocaine war balloons.
We can't be doing that anymore.
Northern Bigger, thank you very much, sir.
He says, we're fucked Friday.
Yes.
Yes, there is.
Short, long.
Oh, I think I read that one.
Angel of Wrath.
Oh, America.
We have tons of oil and gold.
I know.
We've been advertising this for years.
I don't know what's wrong with them.
Everything, unless they already own it.
You know?
And they being, you know, they.
Kira Kirsten says, Happy 300 just did.
Big explosion over Billings, Montana.
Don't even say that.
Don't say that.
That would be fucked.
Doctor, if nobody shoots that balloon down, I will be fucking shocked.
I will be shocked.
It's floating over Redneck Central.
It is in the most hardcore place of fuck around America, man.
Fuck you.
And there's a fucking Chinese spy balloon floating over their towns.
And the law enforcement's like, please don't shoot at the balloon.
There's a bunch of them like, we won't shoot that fucking balloon.
Hey, boys, don't be shooting them.
I want to shoot that motherfucking balloon, man.
Yeah, I like that balloon.
I don't like the way it's looking to me.
It just floats on over here with its Chinese cameras taking pictures of my house where my wife's out back doing, you know, chores and shit.
And you're telling me some Chinaman's taking pictures of me?
I ain't going to stand for this.
Hell, no, nope.
You know, it's not going to go well.
I can't imagine.
And they think it's going to make it all the way to Virginia?
Virginia's the last stop?
Are you fucking crazy?
You know it's Virginia, right?
Okay, welcome to Hale.
Shoot it down, boys.
Boom!
It's gone immediately.
50. Why do seven men have 50 cows?
Oh, they all brought their own from home.
Everybody's got one down here.
It's Virginia.
West Virginia.
Dude, Virginia's awesome.
I loved it down there.
Great, great time.
fucking love and both times I was there for like any There was a training base we'd use down there in the Army all the time.
Like the last three times In a row, I was there, it snowed.
And they were like, You got to get the fuck out.
You can't keep coming back here.
Never snows there.
Like, these snow Mexicans come down here and they bring their goddamn weather.
I near crashed my fucking Tahoe.
I don't know.
This isn't a Virginia.
This is just a generic, random Southern American accent.
I'm in fucking Nova Scotia.
I think I'm doing pretty good.
I've spent some time amongst you.
I've kind of got the basics of the dialectic, and I bring it back to my people in this faraway, exotic land of woodpiles and tyrannical political persecution, and I regale them with the tales.
So I don't want to hear any of this.
That's not fucking...
I don't give a shit.
I don't fucking care.
Goddamn snowman.
That's probably amazing.
Winter is coming, America.
*laughs*
Oh, no.
Oh, what was the fucking guy called in Game of Thrones?
The evil zombie Iceman King?
What the fuck was he called?
Shit.
Somebody, quick, quick.
YouTube, what do you got for me?
Nothing.
I'm too far away.
Who's real time?
I'm losing it.
I'm losing the joke.
Oh no!
Shit.
This has taken so long.
Is this even the right...
I don't know.
I don't know.
No.
Where the hell is it?
All right.
Generic it is.
What's this?
Perfect.
The year is 2031.
to the north of america lies a frozen prison But unknown to America, winter is coming.
Millions and millions of migrants.
Not from Mexico, but from the frozen north.
We got to build a northern wall.
These goddamn snow Mexicans, man, they get in here, Rifo.
We can't fight a war on two fronts, man.
Coming this fall.
Hey, yo, man, I was just up at the border, man.
They's fucking coming.
They're on their way, man.
I don't know.
Fucking hordes of them.
Canucka standings as far as as far as y'all can see man Thank you, Bob Snow, for telling us that.
The Snow Mexicans.
It's just going to be like World War Z. You're just going to have to shoot us, because we'll take either one.
If you build this big wall and you're just machine gunning Canadians as we just run screaming and hordes, just trying to get in, just to escape, because that's coming.
Oh, you better believe.
It's already started.
It's already started.
You think you're scared now?
Way to the snow?
Listen.
We're already in Florida.
We're in Texas.
We're everywhere.
I know some people just moved to Oklahoma.
Yeah, they're in your state.
Maybe they're your neighbors.
Maybe they're behind you at the grocery store.
Maybe that guy that just cut you off.
He's a snow Mexican.
You don't know.
You'll never know.
Because we look like you.
We eat just like you.
And now.
Some of us can even sound like you.
America is in danger of going extinct to demographic replacement of snow Mexicans.
That's what I'm trying to get across here.
So listen, guys, we can either merge or you can just be devoured by the migrant wave of snow Mexicans that is mathematically impossible to avoid.
It is certainly going to happen.
Lobster boats on the coast.
I mean, you guys are not ready for the fucking border breaches that are about to happen, okay?
You think Mexico is bad.
We'll be leaving like snow decoy families with like our extra winter jackets and shit.
So when the ice teams swoop in, we're like, we got them.
Oh, goddammit.
And they just like punches the head off and they're like, it's more goddamn snow people.
You're like, they tricked us again.
You know?
Dude, we have snowmen every year.
We're so good at it.
You won't be able to tell the difference.
Half of these Canadian celebrities, these Americans see on CBC, they're not even people.
Those are snowmen that we made.
They're not even real.
We're that good.
You're so stupid.
You think Colin Mockery is a real person?
No.
He's a snowman.
Colin Mockery is a snowman that we made to distract you.
And he's doing a great job.
That's a hit show in America.
Not so much in Canada.
I don't really care anymore.
Remember that?
Whose line is it anyway?
Americans are still watching it in the millions.
They're watching a snowman.
We're up here plotting their fucking doom.
Just leave your shitty Texan accent.
Fuck you on guard.
I'll create one.
This is a Snow Mexican accent.
I just smashed them all together.
I smashed every stereotypical Southern American accent together and then mixed it all up in this old wacky pot With weird Canadian mental brain damage.
And it came out like this.
So it's just all kinds of different things.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying to you?
Huh?
Whatever, whatever I want it to be, okay?
I'll talk like this, I'll talk like that, do whatever the fuck I want.
Alright?
Okay, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Every kind of sounding word.
I can.
I am a chameleon.
You will never hear the same two sentences out of my mouth in the same way, ever again.
I'll save the British Imperial forces for a special occasion.
Just when I feel like torturing you, a little bit.
Bring the king's men and his horses.
Old Guard seems to be piping up a little bit.
We've got a colonialist problem over here.
Major Genocide, would you please take care of this man?
Yes, his name is Major Genocide.
It's an unfortunate bit, yes, but that is his name, and we won't change it.
We're British, and we are very attached to our traditions.
So major genocide, he will remain.
The fact he has committed several genocides is simply an unfortunate coincidence that the Crown deeply, deeply regrets.
Mostly.
No, we will not be giving back the jewels or the diamonds that we've pilfered from your lands.
So those will be staying with us and the Crown, I'm afraid.
Or we'll be back and we'll kill you all again.
There's like...
The list of countries that hasn't been invaded by Britain is like...
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
That's one of the most hilarious stats in the world.
The British status!
Yes, jolly good.
Oh.
Say, Winston, what do you fancy this year?
I say we invade another African country.
Oh, jolly good.
Yes.
And after that, we're going to go to South America.
Asia.
Hey, what about Hong Kong?
Who wants to be governor?
What are you doing in Hong Kong?
I'm from Britain.
I just feel like this should be mine too.
I'm going to go the other side of the planet to a completely, totally different world of people and be like, I'm taking over.
It's okay.
Britain's here now.
We're going to straighten all of this out for you.
You savages, you disgusting subhuman creatures.
Now, yes, many of you will be slaves, but crazy.
It's crazy to think about.
They're everywhere.
Imagine if you were a criminal hunted by the British Empire.
That's like running from the Empire in Star Wars.
Every second or third country you go to, you're like, fuck, they're here too.
There's the red coats.
Where am I?
Oh, you're in Haiti.
Why in the fuck are they in Haiti too?
All right, I'm going to Cuba.
Jamaica?
Ooh.
I'm going to go to the Falkland Islands.
They will actually...
Oh, my God.
They even invaded Iceland.
The United Kingdom invaded Iceland in World War II.
Because they're like, it's a good staging area.
We don't want the Germans to have it, so we're just taking it.
And they just showed up.
And the Icelanders were like, excuse me?
Yes, it's the British Empire.
Hello?
We're here to take your island.
We're going to borrow it until we're done with it, which may be several hundred thousand years.
We're not quite sure.
But until then, just stay out of our way and we won't have to kill anyone.
They're so fancy with their conquest, you know?
It just is a certain...
Very professional.
I mean, Genghis Khan was cool and everything.
With the, you know, just erasing entire cities of people was pretty wow.
But this is its own kind of...
Mess.
Very good.
How was the Africa campaign, sire?
Oh, it was delightful.
Got a few new chests of gold and diamonds, and I think possibly a new record on beheadings.
Oh!
Wonderful!
Wonderful, Sebastian!
Get back in the kitchen, woman!
You know, it's the 1800s.
That's the time period I was into my head.
So don't react.
It was totally normal, and everyone, no one even flinched.
They would just...
And no one...
You know...
Yeah.
You know, I don't like to hit you.
But I do it because I have to.
Can't be having the decorum of my home degraded in front of all of my powerful friends.
We are conquesting Africa, you know.
Oh, that's great, Sebastian!
Yes, yes, totally.
Very nice.
Sebastian's a bit of a dick, but he's got a, you know, he's fancy, so he gets away with it.
Maybe that's the trick.
Maybe this is what we got to do.
We just got to get real fancy with our fake accents, and people will let us get away with way more shit.
Have like impeccable table manners, insists on the correct pronunciation of all words, you know, that kind of shit.
They'll be like, I don't know.
They just seem like they know what they're doing.
They seem really professional.
I mean, they invented the language, you know?
It's called English.
They're the English.
Just let them do it.
All right.
We need to move on from whatever is happening right now, which isn't good.
So hopefully Montana didn't explode.
Dr. Jenstein says, got my dag pass today in the mail.
My cirqu wife, my God, asked, what the hell is that?
I responded, it's the worst symbol in history, much worse than the swastika.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Robin O'Leary says, a proud Newfoundlander living in Alberta, I'm going to ask you to do your best Newfoundland accent.
Oh, fuck, boy.
Jesus Christ, boys.
Yeah, that's more of a Cape Breton thing.
Fucking, I need Chinese balloons.
No.
Wait, wait, that.
That.
Yeah, that's a Newfoundland thing.
That?
Oh, that's fucking right nasty, that.
Oh, Lord.
Love you.
You know?
Oh, I don't know.
I had.
It's in there somewhere.
I went through them all.
I just rifled them through my accent drawer, and there's shit all over the place now, and I didn't put anything back yet.
And I'm like, I don't know where the Newfoundland one is right now.
It's in there somewhere.
I know it's in there.
Right handy, bye.
Right handy to you.
There's fucking Chinese balloons all over the place.
I heard there's a three balloon bag limit.
Real Bret Hart says, meanwhile, in Circulon, do I need to say anything more?
I'm looking sharp tonight, sir.
Thank you.
Again, I'm trying out this new world conquest thing.
I think we just have to be fancy and things will just happen.
I don't know why.
I don't know why it works that way, but it seems to be working so far.
Secular 07, he says, evening all, Eagle Son and I are shaking our heads at the C11 passing.
What the actual fuck.
Yeah, thank you.
Let's get into that.
That's not good.
Littlefoot says Alex Jones rants as an indie folk song.
Great song.
I've played it many times.
It's very good.
Goddamn Damon Combines.
Godzilla says, for a guy who just wanted to make YouTube videos, you're doing pretty good, kid.
This message is brought to you by the publisher of the Diaglon Free Press, another proud sponsor of Ragecast 300.
Secular says, throw Kevin at the balloon to get Phil down.
He came down on his own.
Kevin, I mean, Kevin is only roughly 144 pounds, but I mean, I'm not that strong.
I can't throw him hundreds of feet into the air.
10 or 20 feet, maybe.
Harris says, Ukraine asked Diagalon to send cocaine water balloons.
I bet they would.
I bet they would.
I am the proud owner of numerous Russian flags that I can't find right now.
Swear to God, I have some somewhere.
They're on the other side.
I put them.
I can't get up and go get them.
Anyway, no, we're not helping you do anything.
We will help you die.
It's out of our fucking business.
Just because you asked us for help, I'm not going to help the Russians.
Just because you asked me.
Just because you had the fucking audacity to come over here and start be like, hey, can I have your army and all your shit for free for no reason?
Oh, oh, yeah, sure, buddy.
Sure.
And then when I do give it to you, you're like, is that all you got?
What the fuck?
And I'm like, oh, okay, have more.
And then he's like, seriously, you don't have any more than this?
Oh, okay.
Let me dig real big.
Go fuck yourself.
Fucking fuck it.
Send it on to the Russians instead.
Yeah, that's right.
I would much rather see that happen.
How is he still alive, by the way?
So he's subtitles, but obviously the people listening are, unless you speak Ukrainian, you're not going to understand what the hell he's talking about.
He's encouraging the use of nuclear weapons on Russia as a first strike to teach them a lesson and show them that they mean business.
So he's like, hey, let's just have World War III.
Just nuke him.
This fucking little.
Oh, this little bitch.
Honestly, how is he still alive?
I mean, from like, how have his own people not killed him yet?
Phil just went for a ride, but he's okay.
How have his own people...
We're fine.
Not killed him yet?
Because it would make sense for the Russians.
Maybe that's a dangerous spot for you.
Maybe we'll just put you over here.
I know you didn't feel anything.
I don't think you've felt anything in a thousand years.
If you've got an absolute imbecile and inept retard running the other team, you want him to stay in charge for as long as possible.
However, I have no idea how the people in the Ukrainian command structure have not been like, this guy's got to go.
Are you fucking serious?
He'll kill us all.
They'll grind us down to the last man.
It'll be him.
And then he won't even be here.
He'll be in a studio doing cocaine in Poland with fucking Phil, probably.
Nah.
You know?
I guess, you know, maybe they're just like, it doesn't work.
You know, we tried to take out Hitler like 20 times.
It never worked.
Maybe he's got that magic protection bubble.
Blam says, happy 300.
I'd say here's the 300 more, but we'll all be in jail before then.
Yeah, I'm safe to say we're not going to get the 600.
That's never going to happen.
He says, we're so fucked.
Oh, well.
Fuck you, make me.
Mika Shrednik says, Persian messenger, choose your next words carefully, Leonidas.
They may be your last as king.
That was a great movie.
You may bring the crown and heads of conquered kings to my city steps.
You insult my queen.
You threaten my people with slavery and death.
Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian.
Perhaps you should have done the same.
And then he kicks him into the oblivion pit.
That movie kicks ass.
It is so good.
It's like there's the most toxic masculinity you'll ever see in your life.
Everything about it is like, this is a fucking masterpiece of just...
Like 60 times?
We only had so many movies, and that was one of them.
So.
Just their abs, you know?
They were so cut, you know?
And we were just like, bro, they're so cut.
And we just couldn't stop looking at it.
Apparently, I'd cover this not long ago when talking about episode 300.
Biguette brought this back to my attention.
Opened up.
Oh, possess me.
Oh, computer's like, hey, what if I just crashed right now instead?
What if I just totally fucked everything up?
This is turn on!
And then you kick someone into an oblivion pit.
We need an oblivion pit.
A well.
What was it?
He kicked him into?
It was a well.
It was an oblivion pit.
I like that better.
I don't know why we don't have one yet.
I can't believe I forgot about that.
That was on the to-do list of 2022, and it never got done.
How now?
And we have a lot of people, guys, that we need to kick into the oblivion pit.
How many now?
How big is the list?
How big is Gingler's list of people that need to be kicked into the oblivion pit?
Huh?
Pages and pages.
And what did I, we already talked about attrition.
The attrition rate.
Like, people have got to start going in the pit, or we're never going to run out of them.
There's going to be way too many.
We can only pit so many people a day.
Getting dangerously close to some problematic scenarios here.
But you know what I'm saying?
We've got to get to work on This oblivion pit because we've got a lot of people to kick in there.
We've only got so many guys with giant legs to do it because it has to be theatrical, and we've got to upload them all to the internet one at a time.
There's a whole big thing.
He says it every day.
There's just every time it's the same, but it's different people each time.
It's kind of like a reality show.
And then people vote in.
They call who gets kicked into the pit tonight.
And then, you know, it's a halftime.
Kick people into the oblivion pit.
And to start it off, because we haven't, I don't know.
I did most of that by memory, too.
I've seen that movie so many times.
Slavery and death.
He was badass in that movie.
That whole movie fucking rules.
And then there's this badass last stand.
He's like, fine, fucking kill me then, you bitch.
It was dope.
It was so good.
It was so good.
But I'm going to subject you now to the oblivion pit.
All of you.
For not having an oblivion pit now.
This is your punishment.
Some of you might think this is a game.
It's not a game.
Not in the sense that you would want it to be.
This has been known to drive some people mad in the past.
So I must warn you.
There's a game we play.
And again, it's not so much as a game as it is a psychological torture, a hardening process.
Because you know what?
You guys are getting soft.
You're getting soft out there.
And I don't like it.
So you need...
Like, you got used to it.
You know what I mean?
You've plateaued.
We've plateaued.
The clownery, I mean, it doesn't even phase us anymore.
You see an insane headline, you're like, yep, probably.
You know, it doesn't even go, wait a minute, what?
We need to retain that childlike sense of wonder.
And remember, as we read these things, go, is this even fucking real?
How can this be real?
What?
Is it fake?
Is it not real?
We can't lose that because if we do, we're done.
We're one step closer to being the robot people.
Okay?
So as painful as this is, this is an exercise that we practice on Fridays.
We have to do it.
I don't want it.
Alex hates it the most.
He's the one with the twisted brain that comes up with it.
Fucking blame him.
He's a monster.
He's Joseph Mengele of news headlines.
He's stitching them together.
He's doing creepy experiments with them.
He's a fucking psychopath.
I know that.
Anti-hate knows that.
Everybody knows that.
He's a tall Dutchman.
He's out of his mind.
You know?
Just thank God he's focused on memes and not slaughtering people as they have done in the past.
Because they're very good at that, too.
So it's just.
Oh, he's chosen the meme path.
That's good.
Yes.
It's good.
It's good for all of us.
It is.
Anyway.
This is.
This is where we're at now.
Hey!
Do-do-do-do-do.
Don't kill yourself!
Do-do-do-do-do.
Is it real or not?
No one knows.
It's that bad.
It's gotten really bad.
If you think it's true, you put an F. If you think it's fake, you put a FT for fairy tale.
And if you're listening after the fact, you can't put anything.
You can just wish and be happy that you weren't here to suffer this torment in real time.
Where you can't pause so no one will see you crying.
None of these people can do it when it's live.
You're going to hear their screeches and cries of torment.
I'm just so hard to reach.
Come on.
All right.
Number one.
Black Lives Matter calls Miami Police Black History Month car an abomination of cultural appropriation from the New York Post.
Fact or fairy tale?
F or F champ.
I don't even know myself.
I better go find the answers.
That's not it.
Where is he?
He's elusive for as tall as he is.
What do you think of that one?
That's a fairy tale.
Blue?
People?
People magazine?
Entertainment?
Sports section.
Finnish trans figure skater Mine Maria Antikkanen to appear on next season of Dancing with the Stars.
That 50-something-year-old man Next season, Dancing with the Stars.
Factor Fairy Tale.
I know this one hurts, but it's okay.
It's a fairy tale.
It's going to be okay.
From the mirror, in Ireland, says Minister of Justice says protests against mass immigration will be tolerated no longer following arrests of organizers.
Factor fairy tale.
There's a lot of rape and violence going on.
It's a fairy tale.
For now, that's nothing about these.
Today it's a fairy tale.
It could be a fairy fact.
Tomorrow, that's been known to happen around here.
CBS News says Montana residents asked not to shoot at spy balloon after authorities received massive spike calls upon gunfire.
True or not true?
It's a fairy tale.
I'm kind of disappointed that it is.
You know, I wish it was true.
That'd be hilarious to just shot it down.
Fuck you, China spot balloon!
It'd be hilarious.
How about this?
AOC says she felt the spirit of Martin Luther King channeling through her during Fiery Congress speech.
I should have played that clip earlier.
No.
It's not over.
You'll get off that easy.
I'm sorry.
It's going to keep going.
I didn't play it.
But I could have.
And it's really bad, and maybe I will.
But is it real or is it not?
That's all you need to know.
It's a fairy tale!
It's...
She could easily say that tomorrow.
If you've seen it, it's embarrassing.
It's very bad.
And the last but not least from RX, a medical website, I assume.
Medical Journal floats concept of using brain-dead women as surrogates through whole-body gestational donation.
Okay, stop, stop.
I may have been a little hard.
We may have gone too hard now, Ferry.
I mean, I'm having trouble with this one.
I can't.
I'm afraid of the answer.
I really don't want...
What are you saying to me?
This is an insane concept.
Please tell me.
See, on the one hand, I hope you made this up because this is fucking insane.
But on the other hand, you thought of this insane, you know, that's scary.
That's a scary thing to invent in your imagination.
So that's a dark.
I don't know which way to go with this one.
Medical Journal Floats concept of using brain-dead women.
So we'll just take a brain-dead woman, a vegetable woman, and we'll just use her to grow other people's kids in some kind of insane Dr. Mengele factory where we're just, yeah, like that.
Imagine one of them recovers mid-pregnancy.
Like, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we just decided we'd use you to grow a baby while you were up, so we didn't think you're coming back.
Whose baby is?
Oh, it's mine.
I did it the old-fashioned way while you were asleep, you know?
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
It's a fairy fact.
That's real.
People are doing this.
Um.
I just...
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Thank you.
Thanks for thanks for playing playing.
Yeah.
Thank.
Oh, that's.
That's really good.
That was.
That was a good...
...and I'll see you next time.
Nobody.
Nobody was bullied out of that horrible idea.
So that idea became real.
Let's all hold hands.
You should.
I missed one.
Are you sure?
Oh, no.
That one may even be worse.
It is worse.
I did miss one.
Because, no, this one's even worse.
I've already recovered from this one, though, because I went through it earlier.
We weren't even sure if it was real.
I was like, I don't know.
And he's like, you know what?
I don't know.
I'm not sure either.
Leader of German Green Party says Germans must do a better job of accommodating migrants after nine Germans are killed or injured by asylum seekers in less than a week.
Well, you know, that very easily could be true.
Fortunately, it's not.
However, there is a lot of headlines of people being killed by asylum seekers pretty near every day in Europe, I would say.
Pretty near.
If not every day or multiple times a day, it's pretty close.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
And it wouldn't shock me for them to say that it's because they're not being taken care of enough.
That's why this too is racism.
They feel oppressed and they don't feel like they're fitting into their new home.
So they lash out and it's not their fault.
They're victims.
No, the people they're killing and raping are the victims.
They're not helpful.
Fairy says, I hope you all feel worse now.
I do.
I certainly do.
I don't even drink anymore.
But you know what?
You guys have probably earned this.
I mean, you need it now.
I'm just don't just play up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just don't lay me with it.
Don't you play me.
Put it away.
Just put it away.
It's not going to get better.
So you might as well get drunk, you know?
Remember the end of Fury?
Well, might as well get a little tight.
Not going to be around for the hangover.
Do the world, guys.
Do the world.
Who cares?
Feather not done.
It says airspace over 60,000 feet is uncontrolled.
It happens to be the ceiling of most private jets as well.
Maybe it's just a wayward satellite.
One man's balloon is another man's satellite.
Did I even play that?
I don't know if I even got to it.
Yes, I did.
It's being piloted around.
It's, uh...
Yeah, it's very...
I don't know if it's even that high.
It doesn't look like 60,000 feet, does it?
Might be.
I don't know.
Call responses, please have your assistant reach out to me so I know where to send the monocle I ordered.
Cheerio, darling!
It's not quite fancy.
That would be hilarious if that's the new Diagon terror tactic.
We dress up, listen, listen.
This is what we're going to do.
I have an idea.
Is this a good one?
Oh.
Alright.
This is what we're going to do.
We know they don't like to be ridiculed and bullied.
That's very upsetting to them.
What I propose, first, we dress up.
We dress up and we change our voices to look and sound.
And we're going to present ourselves as British aristocracy.
Okay?
We're just going to be upper class British.
We're too good for all of you all the time.
Perpetually like, my nose is always pointed skyward.
Trying not to smell your filth.
You know?
Like that.
And then we get together in Gangs, like rage gangs, and we just bully them.
We just bully the shit out of them with like snide remarks.
A woman in a monocle.
Does your penis even work?
Probably not.
I'd never fuck a man that looked like that.
Disgusting, Edwards.
Isn't it so?
Yes, quiet.
quite meek and trail isn't he?
I suppose this entire country could be conquered by a small kitten with a What do you suppose?
Oh, wait till Sebastian hears of this.
Secret mission.
British aristocracy infiltration bullying gang.
Peaky blinders is also acceptable.
You can dress like just something that's like, what is happening?
Why are they dressed in period clothes?
It would just be so confusing.
Dude, how fucking hysterical that would be?
What would the news, like, I just, I'm starting to just, this is so fucked up.
I might as well just turn this whole country into my personal fucking circus tent.
Let's just do that and see what the news thinks of it.
We'll get five or six or ten people and we'll just dress up like it's the 1800s.
We'll have guys in a top hat and the whole thing and we'll just, yeah, squat, and we'll just go to these events and just bully the shit out of them.
But you have to stick in character.
And it's Canada's latest far-right terror tactic.
Period accurate British taunters are traveling the country.
Bro, we already made them say Diagalon.
They already talked about Philip.
You know what I mean?
We made them do all that.
We got to come up with something else.
You know, we need a new gig.
We need a new gig.
We need a new gag.
Yep.
I got to get me some top hats.
Just dress.
Oh, oh, no.
I have to dress like the fucking Will Be Blood guy.
From Bandy's Tractor.
It's called Drainage, Eli.
If I have a straw, there it is.
Look.
It's actually a pen that I broke.
Daniel Day-Lewis, yeah, in that movie.
I call that guy.
I want to dress like that.
I want the handlebar, crazy mustache, and the crazy eye.
I'll just be like, is he drunk all the time or is he just crazy?
No one really knows.
You're like, he's one of these functioning psycho-alcoholics or is he just like that?
Is he a brain damn?
know.
Seems like a...
*laughter*
Like, I don't care.
Just dress up like somebody.
And you have to have some kind of period accent to just confuse them.
It's really high-level mod.
This takes planning and coordination.
It's like no one will have put that much effort into trolling someone ever.
We've already trolled the whole country.
Now it's like they're showing up in costumes and doing, like, flash mobs of mockery, but they're all dressed like the...
Hey, you made me like this.
If you wanted to live in a serious country, you should have fucked and acted.
You should have acted like you wanted to.
Instead, you've got the Pillsbury Doughboy up there being like, Tucker Carlson said something about me.
And like, my God, you know, if you're going to be a clown, I'm going to dress in costumes.
I don't care.
I don't care.
We'll show up to work.
Maybe we'll dress as pirates sometimes.
Yeah.
I'll have an eye patch.
So, what have you done with all of the gold?
Excuse me.
Excuse me, sir.
God, you stink.
It's period accurate, I'm afraid.
I haven't bathed in 30 days.
The money, love.
Where is it?
You know?
Where's the billions of dollars that you built?
Where'd it go?
Government people?
Hey!
Hi!
How would you even deal with something like that?
I'll fucking do it, Ceces.
I'll do it.
I'm in this mind war to the end.
I almost went to your headquarters and littered the walkway with banana peels.
I was going to do that, but the day I was going to do it, my brake lines on my bike were cut.
Very funny.
I was going to film a whole thing.
It was going to be like a knock on Terminator 2. I was going to have a box where it was like, I had my bike jacket and the whole thing.
And I had my, you know, like when he's walking in the mall where he's got the shotgun, the stubby, but it's filled with roses to like camouflage it.
It's always like, oh, no.
And I'm walking towards the Cesis building, clearly.
I drew a map once to the building, and they started calling people.
They're like, what does this mean?
Is there going to be an attack?
Alex is drawing checkerboard codes and they're like, oh, it spells fuck Cesis.
Like, oh, wow, you did it.
You cracked the code.
I was going to have the box, and then there's just banana peels.
And I'll be like, take that.
Now it's a hazard to get it out of your building and run away.
I was about to do it.
Anyway, Hey, they've all earned it.
They've earned your, you know, the derision and the, and the, yes, look down at them, children.
They're quite pathetic.
All of them.
They're immoral and spineless.
So many of them.
And they hate to be ridiculed and mocked.
They hate it.
Drives them crazy.
And when people get driven crazy, they make mistakes.
You know, not thinking straight.
Trapple them with horses.
Are you sure that's the right idea?
Yes, kill them all.
Okay.
I don't know.
This is going to look good in the end, but...
Okay, what are you doing?
You guys are really upset.
You're going really over the line.
You're almost hurting your own car.
Eh, well, anyway.
I'm sure all will be forgiven someday.
Quiet.
Baguette says, one of the Saskis found that clip of your oblivion pit, searched all day.
Hashtag autism engaged.
I don't even remember this.
When I'm done, I don't remember any of it.
I leave.
I go on with my life.
I turn the lights off.
I go, oh, I just go back to this pit of despair and I'm like, ugh.
And I'm like, thank God I don't have to do that again for at least another two days.
So I'm like, can't believe you guys remember these things.
And then dig them up.
I remember this one joke obscurely from fucking a year and a half ago.
Oh, and then someone else like, oh, I remember too.
And I know exactly where it is.
There it is.
So it's like, I have access to my own 4chan sector.
I'm just like, find this thing.
And it's like on its way.
I might as well have an app.
It's like request sent, request received, working.
And it's like time to completion.
Six hours.
Like, oh, we're on.
All right.
I'll have that by suppertime.
You can't abuse it, though, or they'll get cranky.
They'll attack you.
Angelina says, what do you think Marty has been doing up in the coal mines?
Marty!
I didn't know that, man.
Marty?
Are you serious, dude?
What a stupid song.
Marty!
Marty!
Of all the people.
Of all the streams and all of the audience.
Tens of thousands of people.
The road is long.
With a many a winding tongue.
But you that leads us to you went out of your way to build me in oblivion pit?
Who knows where Burn and strike I appreciate it.
Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
I love you, Marty.
Never leave me.
Ever.
Love you.
You know, you can't leave.
Joshi ape.
Yeah, that was awkward, hey?
Huh?
Yeah, you thought you were going to make me fucking...
I'm like, oh, that was fucking weird.
Yeah, that's right.
I like watching people uncomfortable.
I think it's funny.
I was talking to Uncle Hack the other day about that.
Danger cats, guys.
Go check them out in Western Canada.
Easter, they're coming.
The danger cats are coming.
It's like making people up, like, it's hilarious.
It's fun.
You know, the oblivion pits.
Always a good time.
Do you know how many first dates are going to be at the oblivion pit, guys?
Just think of what Marty is doing for everyone.
What he's providing for us.
People are going to get married at the Oblivion.
This is where we first met, and this is where we killed our first corrupt.
This is our first pitting.
We did it together.
We were 16. First, we stripped them of all their valuables before we threw them in the pit.
And then we banged on the stolen property.
Now, we are the Duchess and...
Baron?
Duchess and Baron of all Phillip County.
Grid memory.
Dude, everyone loves the Oblivion Pit, except the people that go in it.
But they shouldn't have been a Cirque, you know?
That's also, it's like our Death Star.
Once that's completed and they know we have it, fuck, they are not going to want to fuck with that.
Would you fuck with someone who had an Oblivion pit?
I wouldn't.
I don't want that to be on the list of options.
I don't ever want to have to go to bed and understand that there is a percentage of a 100% chance that I could end up in an oblivion pit.
I want that.
That's at zero right now, and I want it to stay that way.
You don't cross peep, man.
And that's what they should have known.
Those stupid Persians.
He knew too late.
As he was falling into the pit, he's like, oh, shit, there are people with a pit.
We shouldn't have done this.
This is a terrible idea.
They're going to win.
They're going to win.
Fuck.
Dr. Satoshi Ape and Real Donatee says, the game where no one wins.
That's right.
No one wins, Factor Fairy Tale.
You only lose a little piece of yourself.
But you build it back with a callus where your feelings are supposed to be.
Eventually, you'll just be this hardened, cold, dead inside, you know, thing like the rest of us.
Okay?
Okay.
It's going to be fine.
You're going to like it.
Satoshi Ape and real Donald T says, is today's work is today in today.
Oh my fuck, bro.
In today's work, don't people like AOC think Martin Luther King was racist?
I don't know, but probably.
Well, they definitely wouldn't have liked Malcolm X. He was the legit one.
But this is something else, you guys.
You got to see this.
It's only 20 seconds.
I mentioned it already.
And it's just the depravity of it all to not even...
Can I make it full screen?
Do I want to do that?
I've never seen her this big before.
I don't know.
I don't know if I want to see...
All right.
Don't tell me that this is about a condemnation of anti-Semitic remarks when you have a member of the Republican caucus who has talked about Jewish space lasers and an entire amount of tropes and also elevated her to some of the highest committee assignments in this body.
This is about targeting women of color in the United States of America.
Don't tell me because I didn't get a single atom.
My life was threatened.
Thank you.
I have a dream that someday my speech patterns will be appropriated by a Latino woman who's going to grandstand on my legacy over something trivial and stupid.
I didn't even know what the hell she was talking about because it was so ridiculous.
I was so mesmerized by her, like, comically bad.
Like, was she trying to impersonate someone or what the hell was that?
Was she supposed to be Al Sharpton?
Like, what the fuck was going on there?
Oh, well, just more serious people, you know?
It's Canada, boy.
It's doing great.
You're doing great, kid.
You're doing great.
Now, why don't you come over here, Uncle Harvey's house?
Hey, Canada.
You guys ever send anybody to little St. James Island?
I love it there.
I have a summer home.
Jeffrey and I are very close, you know.
Let's never talk about that dark secret, hey?
No, no, no, no.
We're going to talk about mean things Tucker Carlson may have said and ignore all the real problems of our time.
Everything actually horror, everything really dark and scary never gets touched.
Probably because the people that could touch it are the dark and scary ones themselves, or they're such weaklings that they won't even gaze in the direction of the cancer.
Lest it catches their attention, maybe.
And then it attacks it.
Maybe they're just in fear of it.
They don't dare cross it.
Either way, when you're getting paid, oh, I don't know, $200,000 a year to, I mean, at least pretend you can't even do that anymore.
The stupid gun ban, I told, I said this a year and a half ago, whenever they'd started this.
I said, they're going to ban all the guns.
They're going to go after everything.
Full bore, whole thing.
No, it's just semi-automatic military.
It's a shut, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Shut up.
You were always wrong.
You're always going to be wrong.
You don't know anything.
Stop talking.
You're one of those people that's always wrong.
Just shut the fuck up forever, please.
Please.
Go find something else to do.
They're going to go after everything because they want everything.
They probably won't get away with everything.
So you go for everything.
You ask for way more than you think you'll be able to get away with.
And then when the negotiations happen, like for a salary or a job or something, or selling a car or whatever the hell you're doing, you might end up with more than you asked for.
So this is how, this is conservative party boomer logic that think this is some kind of a win, okay?
I broke it down like this.
Pretend let's, so there's a hundred guns.
We have a hundred guns.
And then we're going to get more libs all right.
The libs are here.
And they're like, we're taking all of the guns.
To which the conservatives reply, no, not all of the guns.
Oh, no, we've got a partition.
To which the libs reply, okay, we'll only take 70 of the guns.
And then the weak, pathetic, spineless, no guts, total rollover and pet my belly, sir, Conservative Party says, yay, we saved 70 guns.
Wrong.
You lost 30 guns.
Or vice versa.
Whatever the numbers I used were.
You lost 70. You didn't save 30. You lost 70. And then later, they're going to come for the 30. And they're going to say, okay, well, you can keep these 20. And you're like, oh, we saved 20. No, you lost another 10. You're down 80 guns now.
You're down 80% from where you were.
You've lost that much ground.
And if you've noticed, this is the pattern they use with every issue that they want to push.
If it's the LGBTQIAP plus fucking whatever, if it's mass immigration, whatever it is, they go big and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and they go, well, you better, or you're racist, or you're whatever.
And they go, okay, well, we'll let you do this if you stop saying we're racist if we don't do it.
They go, okay.
You lost.
You conceded to them.
They got half of what they wanted.
You lost.
And then they do it again and again and again.
And every single time they back down, they kiss the ring.
They kneel and go, well, just, I'm not racist.
Don't call me a far-right extremist.
Please don't.
Don't.
I make $190,000.
How much do you guys make?
Do you make $200,000?
Your members of parliament do.
And that's what they're doing with your money.
We need to pass the motion condemning Tucker Carlson.
He said someone should invade.
And I think, for one, that that is bad.
And we should say that we don't like that right now.
Thank you for that insight, that wisdom.
Are you sure you're not a long-lost king?
Check your bloodline, sir.
I think you might be a deposed prince of Egypt, perhaps.
Your favorite Karen says he eats his 200K.
Apparently.
And that's on the low end.
There's all kinds of, you know, I'll get to that at the end.
Dr. Gensline says, I ordered made.
Thanks, Fairy.
Hey, he's just doing his job.
All right.
We're trying to lower the carbon.
We got it.
Satoshi Apen Real Donald T says in today's work.
Oh, right.
I missed.
I just read that.
Got that one out of the way.
Godzilla says, so full.
Instead of full on dead made, why not just brain-dead depressed women and then turn their bodies into snow Mexican baby factories?
Now you're thinking like a, like a woke person.
Now you're thinking like a progressive tolerant, not a totally insane person at all.
All right?
Why not just do crazy things?
That's what I always say here at communist headquarters.
Why not just do insane things all the time?
Secular 07 says the new dress uniform of Dagalon being on the march, monocle, top hats, long pipes, and walking canes.
Yes, canes.
And some of those capes, you know, like the penguin, you know?
Those are for like really formal things, though, aren't they?
I think the more formal you dress up, the funnier it is.
They're all in like weird penguin tuxedos.
A horse-drawn carriage is, like, following the Premier's car.
One of them goes by on a horse and it like shits on the car.
They're like, oh, wash out.
Terrible place to park there.
Hey!
Oh, you might want to clean that up.
It might stain the paint.
Good day.
they just trot away, dressed like the penguin.
The best part about this is it's going to cost nothing.
You know, hey, how much for these super old clothes no one wears anymore?
You can take them.
You can have them for free.
We don't want them.
No one wears this anymore.
No one's worn this since 18. No one's worn this since the Civil War.
They're mostly dust.
They're mostly moths.
It might actually be very expensive because we'll have to literally build them from nothing.
So this wardrobe could be expensive.
But once you've invested thousands of dollars into a costume, you can then go into groups, packs, wolf packs, rage wolf packs, tank packs.
It's a tank pack.
And follow around your elected officials and media people and just taunt them and just put them down and point out how shitty they are at their job and say how, oh, I wish we hadn't paid you, people.
What a dreadful waste of money.
I just saw a brokeh freezing, dying on the street with nowhere to live and nothing to eat.
And we've given you money.
Oh, what a shame.
It's disgusting.
What have you done with it?
Eaten it, obviously.
Look how f- You call this purporting.
Don't you think you should be, um...
I don't know, like a prostitute or something else?
I think that's more suited towards your, um...
Yes?
No?
I don't know.
We're just doing the gamut of random accents tonight.
We're doing them all.
I don't even...
It just comes out, whatever.
I don't know who's going to come out.
Somebody.
Sometimes it's a cartel guy.
I have no idea.
I am as surprised as you are, to be honest.
This is an absurd.
Everything about this is absurd.
Secular says, we got it.
All right.
The uniforms are good.
Man of the Mountains is seeing as the lawyers have eaten up Diagamon's helicopter budgets for now.
I propose we assemble squadrons of balloons that blare out ride of the Valkyries as we slowly drift into the battle space.
And approaching very slowly, sire!
Oh, okay.
Scott Baker says, how about Alex and his Droogs from Clockwork Orange?
I only saw that one once.
That is creepy, though.
That would also be fucked up.
We have a new thing every time.
It's flash mobs of people that show up to taunt elected officials.
It's on.
But they stay in character no matter what happens.
The police ask for their names.
It's like a totally fake name.
Yes, I'm Sebastian Winchester.
I'm the Duke of, um...
Philip County.
My family made its money on the, um...
In the ammunition trade.
During the old, uh...
Oh, I'm quite serious, sir, I'm afraid.
You see, your timeline has become just so polluted with dreadfulness that we've had to travel forward in time.
The gayness of this clown dimension has just ripples effect even into the past.
They can sense the future as dark.
And Nicholas Tesla, you know, they figure it out and they time.
I don't know what the backstory is.
We'll have to make it up as we go.
The whole thing's insane.
All right?
You're probably going to get arrested, but just, I don't know, have fun.
We're charging you with dressing like this, being mean to people.
Okay.
It's Canada.
It could happen.
Why not?
There'll have to be a new hate speech law where you have to dress in contemporary clothes.
That's our next move.
I want to get that outlawed.
I want it to be against the law to dress in anything other than contemporary clothes because the terror of these people just becomes so widespread that they demand that the House of Commons puts an end to it.
They demand martial law again!
Because we've got to get these red coats out of our lives.
3% said we should dress up as British red coats.
I agree.
CRJ says Daga-Chan government works tirelessly because we have no life.
Daga-Chan, 4-chan.
Well, you know, neither do I. Sergeant Rock says, speaking of investing thousands of dollars in costumes, how many different costumes does the Prime Minister have?
It's Halloween 24-7, 365 in his world, and everything is going according to plan.
I hope not.
I hope he doesn't have a plan.
Madam Breezy says, would you fuck with someone with a lava gun?
That depends.
What's the range on the lava gun?
What are we talking about here?
Close range?
30 feet, 50 feet?
Are we talking like a kilometer?
Like, this stuff matters.
You got to get specific.
The YouTube channel is way too far behind.
Looks like the Matrix over there.
Dr. Jensen says, accents tonight, can I get the creepy doctor?
Yes, of course, Dr. Jenstein.
The good doctor.
How is your blood farm progressing?
What did he say?
He was like, oh no, that was terrifying.
He's like, they're going to harvest us for our blood and some kind of scenario where there's like tents.
That's where we're going to be abducted to, the unvaccinated, and they're just going to harvest their blood.
We're going to be blood factories for these people.
As you can see, I've created a bit of an assembly line.
It's quite efficient, and you quite not only get used to the smell of blood, you grow accustomed to it.
You start to really, really enjoy it.
It's like mother's homemade cooking, baking bread.
The smell of blood just becomes a very calming and soothing presence.
You're very creepy, Jenstein.
I don't.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
There's a lot of fucked up people in here.
Kevin notwithstanding.
Cindy Lee says, I was going to name my youngest son Sebastian.
Careful now.
You know how they turn out.
He says, until my oldest asked me not to because he didn't want to get in fights defending his brother against bullies.
He also could have been like the crab from The Little Mermaid or what was it?
Some kind of doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Or was he a crab?
I don't know.
Crab.
I don't know.
I don't pay super close attention to my daughter and we watch these movies.
I'm like, I'm not right into it.
I don't know why.
I can't really just get right into the little mermaid.
Chelsea says, Schwarzenegger saying, I drink your milkshake with 9mm bullets in it.
I'm going to take your milkshake and I'm going to punch you through your head.
Arnold's milkshake shop.
I'm not here now.
I'm out finding Sirks and I'm dumping him into the oblivion pit.
If you want a milkshake, shut up.
We only do 9mm bullet milkshakes.
I'll bring it to your house.
I can bring it over.
If you want, I can leave it.
Or I can put it in the gun and I can shoot it into you.
What do you want from me?
I'm only one man.
They want me to be here.
They want me to be there.
I have to be everywhere.
Arnold, kill the predators.
Arnold, deliver the milkshakes.
Arnold, drive Jesse Ventura to the concentration camp.
Arnold, pick up Christopher Morgan.
You know, you have been getting a little bit of an attitude.
Not this again.
Jesse begged me up.
I've never appreciated being corrected by a guy that creepy.
There's a certain level of creepiness that I'll tolerate.
I don't want to catch whatever the hell it is going on with you.
It's offensive.
Why would you say that for?
Because you freak me out, Walkin'.
Shut up!
I missed a turn!
Now we've got to go back!
Coming up there.
I want everybody to go!
Get back in the truck, Nazi Cosby!
We've been looking for you for like a year and a half.
Get out of my own seat and leave!
Get in here!
Sit between me and Skeletor up there.
Great, it's a full house now.
Remember that stream?
Arnold, Jesse, and Walken are Nazis on the way to the concentration camp, trapped in a car.
All day long.
It was a whole day.
I can't remember what happened to Nazi Cosby.
He was a looflopilo.
What are you doing here?
I thought you were supposed to be at the Eastern Front.
I crashed my plane with a prostitute in it.
You did what?
How did you get her in there?
I don't know, but I couldn't get around.
She's burning alive in that field over there.
Not a big loss.
Stop, stop it!
*music*
We apologize for a break in programming.
There was a Russian interference with scrambling my brain and making me waste everyone's time.
Balloons are the weapons of circulon, changed my mind.
I agree.
That's what I think is going on.
The balloon is fucking with me.
Where is the balloon right now?
Is it close to me?
I feel like it's close to me.
I feel like it's getting close to me.
I don't want this fucking balloon near me.
Philip, what the fuck did you do?
what is it doing?
It reminds me of the Death Star.
It's just floating there.
It doesn't make any noise.
It's creepy.
What does it want?
What does the balloon want?
What's it taking pictures of?
What's it going to do?
Is it going all the way back to China?
Is it going to go around the whole world?
Is it going to explode?
Is it going to vaporize?
Is it going to get fucked into a portal?
What's going to happen?
Is it going to like transform and fly off?
I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't like it.
And we should have shot it down immediately.
Now we don't know what's going to happen.
Now we've got a mystery balloon, Phil.
A mystery balloon.
A Chinese mystery balloon is just floating across the continent.
Great.
I hope it's full of scorpions.
Anyway, Harvey.
It is Harvey.
Madam Breeze says, Arnold's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
It does.
They love it.
They love the milkshake.
They love it.
It's cheaper than going to the range and buying ammunition there.
You can get it here.
I'll give you a 20-pack of bullets in the milkshake for $6.
This is a terrible business plan, Arnold.
Shut up!
I don't care!
I just want to do this!
Why won't anybody let me have anything?
I'm fucking Adam Schwarzenegger!
God damn it!
You're getting all bent out of shape.
You're looking at it all wrong.
You couldn't really make this a big business.
I'm not getting to business with you.
You're crazy.
All right.
I don't know what we were doing.
I was reading chats.
Things went sideways.
Somebody keeps people keep bringing up weird things.
And you know what?
It's better than the balloon fid.
Oh, no.
What is this?
What the hell?
Yeah, this is creepy.
This could be what we're dealing with.
don't know.
It's...
Mr. O...
Mr. O...
Is this what it is?
Don't run.
It'll see you.
Go back to where you were.
The balloon's coming.
Oh, it roars.
The balloon roars.
Oh, here, Kyle.
fucking screwed now.
What the fuck?
There it goes.
It's head to Montana.
Exclusive footage of the origins of the mystery balloon Coming near you.
Just don't.
If you see it, don't move.
Apparently, it likes to absorb people that move around.
I guess.
I don't know.
Just be careful out there.
There's balloons that are eating people and they're floating around.
They're doing weird shit.
Mr. Bullock, thank you very much, sir.
Godzilla says, Rajit-san, don't forget to fit in Japanese Yakuza Mobobots Accent before the end of the show.
Tuomo Arigato.
Rajit-san.
Don't I forget to fit in the Japanese Yakuza Mobots accent before the end of the show.
See!
I don't know what they say.
I don't speak a word of Japanese.
I do admire how intense they are, you know?
But they're all fucked up now, too.
They're all doing weird stuff.
They've got vending machines selling used women's panties.
I mean, what is it with massive attack?
9-11, look what happened.
You knew Hiroshima, look what happened.
Before or after.
I'm not saying it's definitely connected, but I think something happened psychologically to the minds of these people that are like, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves.
We need to hide and just everybody act like women.
Everybody dress like women and just hide.
Everybody get real feminine and harmless and people will stop attacking us.
So these like, that were once very masculine societies have now become like, oh, you know, maybe it's this defense mechanism from being nuked and having 9-11 happen and shit.
I don't know.
Could be that.
Could also be the perils of sports, Paul.
Somebody said that.
That's right.
Plutonumus.
I'll probably just go long tonight because it's 300 and there's so much to talk about that I haven't even touched yet.
The balloon.
The censorship.
Let's loot that right now.
Are you fucking there?
Are you even sitting down?
Do you even care?
You shouldn't.
Nobody else cares, and nobody's ever cared, so why are you pretending like you care?
Guess what?
It passed through the Senate, as it obviously would.
They're like, oh, don't worry.
The Senate, the Senate.
Here's the thing about the Senate.
The current prime minister, not all Liberal Party, so we don't have an elected Senate.
We have people that the Prime Minister chooses based on, well, whatever he wants.
And they put them there.
And it used to be for life, but now I think it's only to like 75 or something.
So I think there's 105, I believe.
Is that the right number?
And 60 of them, 60 of the 105 current sitting senators were appointed by this current prime minister.
57% of the entire Senate was appointed by the current sitting prime minister.
Does that seem, maybe that's no-go to some people, perhaps?
All liberal, yeah.
And we don't get to choose these people on.
And that's the last bastion of defense between the insanity that happens in the House of Commons and what actually becomes laws is these people.
And as you can imagine, I was not surprised, and I will not be surprised ever in the future to see these kinds of things happen because they've done what you call stack the deck.
You know, this is similar to like how, you know, we're going to appoint all the Supreme Court judges.
I'm going to make sure to pick the guys that I want.
You know what I mean?
So that's always, that's going to be, that's going to be stacked.
So we've passed the controversial bill, which is, they're calling it controversial.
I would use some other words for it, but let's play this for a second.
I simply want to bring more awareness of this bill to the average person because I think it is very important.
Unfortunately, though, for the vast majority of people, they don't know what C-11 is.
They've never heard of it.
And of course, don't know the implications it has for them.
So as the chair of the standing Senate Committee on Transport and Communications, which is overseeing this bill, can you help describe what C-11 is in layman terms so people understand and why it's problematic for all Canadians?
But in essence, what C-11 does, it is trying to take modern communication platforms, which all Canadians use, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, Snapchat, all of these new platforms that give us the opportunity to communicate quickly, efficiently, and effectively.
The government wants to bring them into line and wants the CRTC and a bunch of gatekeeper bureaucrats in Ottawa to regulate what Canadians can post on these platforms, what they can read, by forcing these platforms to use algorithms to meet standards that are determined by those bureaucrats in the CRTC.
It's a terrible bill, and all Canadians who believe in free speech should be concerned.
Uh-oh, spaghettios, we have a problem.
So basically what's going to happen is the CRTC is going to regulate all of the things that go on the internet.
They're going to treat everything like this.
It's going to be under the same rules and regulations as the CRTC, who get to decide what, you know, and they're also going to influence these companies to say, well, you have to promote this much Canadian content.
You know, what does that mean?
Just being Canadian?
Well, no, I'm sure it's a little more specific than that.
Certain kinds of Canadian content will be prioritized, and the algorithm can bury the things that they don't want you to see, which is nice.
Also, they can then petition the platforms to say, hey, YouTube or Facebook or whoever, this person, yeah, we don't like, that's not cool in our country, so you need to hide that from no one's allowed to see that.
We want you to either take it down, erase it, like, you know, get rid of it, or we're going to fine you, you know, $20 million or something like that, some crazy number.
So you figure it out, make sure nobody sees that and get rid of it, or we're going to find you.
So, I mean, they're probably just going to ban your channels and that kind of stuff.
So there's going to be a fight over that.
So that's good.
And also, there's going to be more focus on probably this sector of the internet than anywhere else.
Oh, we're just going to control what's on the internet.
Oh, really?
Because they have such a great track record of dealing with these kinds of things.
They're so trustworthy.
One night after my reading at Harbor Fund in Toronto, two people approached me.
This is a senior.
One was the great Irish writer Roddy Doyle telling me he had long admired my work.
The other was the First Nation writer Richard Wegmus, telling me he started writing because he was influenced by my work.
Both were very kind, lived thousands of miles apart, one Irish and one First Nation, and the writing had little to do with Identity politics, but it did have much to do with identifying.
I do not know who would be able to tell me what Canadian content is and what it is not, but I know it won't be in the Ministers of Heritage's power to ever tell me.
We have yet to make a great movie about hockey, for God's sakes, a great movie about Juno Beach, a great movie about the Epp, or a movie about the young Canadians fighting to death in Hong Kong.
Our ancestors and singers and writers too have gone away because they had to, for too many in power have no knowledge about these things.
We have filled the world with our talent, but not because of the Minister of Heritage.
We have sped our books and movies across the world, but it is not because of some formula.
We have insulted so many of our authors and singers, our actors and painters by not paying attention to them and then claiming them when they go somewhere.
You see the way they sold this?
It's brilliant.
Somewhere else.
They come back to get the Order of Canada and to be feted at Rideau Hall.
Drake is known worldwide, but not because of the CRTC.
Thank God Drake was not up to them or Leonard Cohn or Gordon Lightfoot.
See, we're just trying to spread our culture with the world.
We're just trying to make people aware of all the great talents and personalities.
That's what all this is.
That's all it is.
We just have to control the content curation process to make sure that you see the right things.
It's insidious.
But either.
You see, we have gone back to the age of Cicero without even knowing.
In that age, scapegoating was considered a blessing and mob action against one person was considered justice.
It was Christ actually who taught us that scapegoating was a great lie and pleaded with us by his death never to return to that state.
Yeah, sir, I don't know if you've noticed this, but Canada isn't exactly a place that gives a flying fuck about Jesus anymore.
So I don't think that's going to fall on deaf ears.
This lob will be one of scapegoating all those who do not fit into what our bureaucrats think Canada should be.
Stalin again will be looking over our shoulder when we write.
We have come a long way from Cicero.
Thank you very much.
Stalin will once again be looking over our shoulder as we write.
Oh, that's good.
You know, that must have been one of the handful of people that voted no, I'm assuming.
Oh, trust the experts.
You know what could possibly go wrong.
Where's COVID?
So that's what's going on.
We'll see.
So they've.
It's all good now.
They have to kick it back to the House of Commons.
They're going to vote on it again.
It'll pass.
And we'll see what comes out of it.
Was this the secret one?
We weren't even allowed to know what was in it.
And then there had to be like hundreds of revisions.
And it sounds very bad.
Google and other tech giants have actually taken issue with it saying, well, we're going to lose a lot of money if you do this.
But actually, we're going to lose a lot of money because all this, you know, content, you're going to be like, no, you have to watch this.
That's not going to make any money.
Because if it would, it would be making money now.
You see?
Because it's kind of just a capitalist marketplace.
You know, people go and pay for it and return to the things they like.
So if you were producing things that they like, it would be popular.
You're not, so they don't.
So you don't have, you know.
So you're just going to be like, oh, well, we'll just force people.
We'll just force people to watch what we want.
Oh, that, listen, now you're figuring it out.
That's going to work.
Then they're going to be like, oh, okay.
Got it.
I got it.
Hey, question, though, since you're in the middle of controlling everything and, you know, censoring the internet and making sure people don't hear the wrong things.
Like, speaking of wrong things, what's this about?
Why is there no flu in all of 2021, 2020?
Just kind of disappeared there for almost a two-year stretch.
I noticed that happened in a lot of places, not just the World Health Organization's influenza surveillance network, Canada's as well.
In fact, the topodogatas would say that, I've never seen this before.
There's no flu this year.
Oh, there's not?
There's no flu this year.
It's taking the year off?
Where did it go?
Is it training?
Is it down in Mexico?
Is it down in Mexico training with Sonny Liston?
Is that what it's doing?
It's getting back in shape for the next year?
Oh, and then it comes back super.
And that's why everybody's sick now.
Because the flu has come back from his training camp in the mountains with the ghost of Sonny Liston.
And now it's back, and it's just running amok.
And you know what you need?
It's time to get vaccinated.
That's why.
That's why it's running amok, because you didn't get vaccinated.
You can trust us.
Give us all of the power.
Here's another reason.
Well, actually, I'll get to that next.
Oh, right.
This is from Newsweek, so we're getting up there.
We're starting to reach bigger levels of Captain Obvious now.
It's an opinion piece, but it was posted to Newsweek.
It's a pretty big cell.
It's up there.
It's time for the scientific community to admit we were wrong about COVID, and it cost lives.
Right.
As we've been saying, not only are you wrong, but you're killing people with your idiocy.
You should be held criminally responsible.
There's every reasonable avenue you could imagine to pursue.
Any reasonable person should have known better to do what you guys have done with any...
It's like manslaughter.
Like, you're a fucking idiot.
At best, not including the ones that are involved and personally profiting off of this nightmare.
Let's just pretend it's none of those.
Just the ones that are like, well, I didn't know.
Exactly.
Except it's your job to know.
We pay you to ask these questions so that you know these things rather than just blindly, you know, neglecting your responsibilities and committing, well, gross negligence on this scale that results in the deaths of people.
That's how serious your job is.
And that's how seriously you took it.
You went to sleep at the wheel, Zoom calls, underpants.
Who gives a shit?
We'll just take it off the Associated Press wire and print it and agree with it and say you trust the experts and all that shit.
And who's going to care?
What difference is it going to make?
Well, it makes a huge difference.
In fact, you killed a pile of people, and now you're like, oh, geez, I guess we were wrong, and it costs lives.
Right, so who's going to jail?
You killed people.
That's not good.
That's not allowed.
Even if you did it by accident.
If you did it by accident and it's determined that that accident was so reasonably foreseeable that you should have fucking known better, it's called manslaughter.
You know, I didn't mean to kill him, but I was drunk hammered in the middle of the road, fucking driving all over the place through a school zone.
Like, well, you know, that's pretty dangerous.
You probably could have reasonably assumed that could end badly.
You should have known better.
Any reasonable person would have said, don't do that, but you did, so you're guilty.
Okay?
That's my opinion with all of these people.
All of the leadership, all of the media personalities, all of the pushers, all of the cultists, the members.
If you had even spent a modicum of time actually looking at this with an open mind and asking these questions, it would have been very, very clear, as it was to those of us that do that as grown-up adults from the very fucking beginning, because it was very clear to us from the very fucking beginning.
That's why nobody's vaccinated over here.
At least of the crew.
There's lots that are, unfortunately, you know?
But it wasn't like, oh, they guessed.
Oh, it was accidentally right.
No, you listened.
You're liars.
You're a bunch of lying, murderous psychopaths.
Plus, I would say at least a third of them probably are, maybe a quarter.
And then outside of that, the rest of them, they're useless cronies.
They're just yes men.
They're middlemen.
They're just there.
They're just a channel.
How many seats in this building?
I think it's like 400 and what is it?
The House of Commons.
Oh, good.
You see, you can go right to the website here, and you can go to members, members of parliament.
Look at that.
And you can go and see, actually.
Oh, look, let's go.
Let's see.
Where are we?
I'm in Nova Scotia, so we'll go here.
And you can see exactly who they all are.
Isn't that interesting?
And you can click on them, and it'll show you exactly where they're.
Oh, where their seat is in the building and their home office and their contact information and all of that stuff.
What does he have on his shirt?
It must be some kind of native thing.
Anyway, why would I know what it is?
It was their job.
It was their job to protect people from this and ask questions and make sure things were on the up and up.
You're in charge.
And what did you do?
Go along, get along, bye.
Don't rock the boat.
Bye.
Well, now people are dead.
People are dead and they're injured everywhere.
And you're responsible.
That is an unavoidable truth of the situation.
So who's going to jail?
Start figuring out amongst yourselves because people are coming for you.
Okay?
And the reason that I, you know, I'm not a genius.
I just noticed first.
It's like I was around when I caught them lying and you weren't there.
That's basically how this works.
I don't like, you know, people shit on them, you know, the new people, the new conspiracy.
Like, you were just as stupid as them once upon a time.
There's levels to this.
You don't just like go from, I think the world might not be quite what I thought it was, to like full-blown, you're on the level of how bad it really is.
That doesn't happen overnight.
That takes a lot of, there's a lot to know, and there's a lot of bad shit going on.
And it takes a while to wrap your head around it and really process it and kind of, you know, it's not something you just do.
That was us.
That was all of us at one point.
You start with nothing, and we caught them lying already.
You just weren't here.
They just weren't here, and they didn't see it.
And then when we tried to tell them, they just said, oh, I don't believe that.
They would never do that.
Like, I'm telling you, they murdered that guy, and they took his wallet.
I saw him do it.
No.
If that was true, somebody else would have said something.
How come it's only you two guys out of all these people that noticed?
I don't know.
Maybe we were the only ones paying attention.
I don't know, but we're telling that happened.
No, it didn't.
Nobody else saw that.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
Then the text messages start coming out and cell phone images and little by little, bit by bit, more and more people start to come to the room.
Oh, those two guys were right.
That did happen.
It did happen.
So it takes a little while for it to permeate out that they're bad people and they lie about the most serious things in the world.
And to tell you about a little bit of that is Jimmy Dore, one of the left guys, you know, who was also all about it.
And then guess what happened to him the last couple of years?
He's noticed something.
But, you know, he should have noticed ahead of time.
But once you really get it, you don't come back, dude.
Why would you...
Listen.
We're the ones provoking this war.
That's way too loud.
I forgot to reset my thing.
I'm just trying to make you deaf like me so we can all listen to everything at the same volume.
Okay?
That's all I'm trying to do.
We're the ones provoking this war.
Just like we provoked the war in Ukraine.
We are now provoking a war with China.
And who benefits?
I'll tell you right now.
Your enemy is not China.
Your enemy is not Russia.
Your enemy is the military-industrial complex, which has been fleecing this country to the tunes of hundreds.
It's one word for the same thing.
There's a very large criminal mafia that owns everything and everyone.
Anyway.
Hundreds of billions and trillions of dollars.
How many times are we going to have a defense secretary say, hey, we can't account for $2 trillion in the Pentagon again?
Which is what happened twice now in my lifetime.
So again, people are being, the war machine cannot be stopped.
Who's running this country?
The war machine.
It certainly isn't Joe Biden making these decisions.
I would like to know who is making the decisions.
And I just want to remind everybody, the United States is the world's terrorist.
We just set the Middle East on fire in the last 20 years.
And now we're doing a proxy war in Ukraine, which we provoked, NATO provoked, and it was just admitted that we provoked it by the former prime minister of Germany.
And now we're trying to sable ratter with China, and they're predicting a war.
Again, China's not going to invade us.
China's not our enemy.
We might have an economic war.
That's what these are.
They're definitely not your friend, but invading the North American continent is, you know, you might as well invade Mars, okay?
You're going to have the same success.
Economic wars.
These are wars for in Ukraine.
It's about liquefied natural gas and making sure Germany and Russia never come together because we fear Russia's natural resources and manpower, and we fear them getting together with Germany with their technology and their capital.
And so that's why we blew up the Nord Stream pipeline.
That's why we're doing the Ukraine war.
This is all about hegemony, imperialism, and economics.
And if there's a Marines somewhere, it's there because they're about to steal some natural resources from another country.
As everybody's screaming about what a bad guy Titan is for invading Ukraine, the United States is currently occupying a third of Syria.
And which third is that?
It's the third that has the oil.
And how do I know we're there to steal their oil?
Because the president of the United States said so.
We're not even benefiting economically.
That's the room.
Jimmy Dore, appreciate it.
Thank you.
Don't we all?
Isn't that a bitch?
All this war and death and man, and we didn't even get paid.
Hey, you guys get rich.
I didn't get rich.
I got my fucking eardrum blown out.
My back hurts all the time and my knee hurts all the time.
I have arthritis.
I have a loud ringing in my head that never goes away.
I'm really good at funerals now.
I've seen a lot of those, but no riches, no conquest, no booty, no treasure.
There was a lot, though, to go around, and it went somewhere.
We just didn't get any of it.
Neither did the Canadian people.
Neither did our families.
Did your mom get a new house?
Mine didn't.
None of that happened.
Did the government pay for your sister's wedding?
They didn't pay for mine.
Where did all the money go?
I mean, it seems like if the people of a country are there fighting, invading, and conquering, should they not benefit from that?
I mean, at least.
And you're all okay with, well, no, corporations vacuumed it all up.
And the people that actually went through all that, they get nothing.
We're actually going to bankrupt them.
We're going to make them print more money to keep feeding us, feeding these wars.
And your taxpayers are going to pay for it.
Actually, their quality of life is going to go down, actually.
We're going to invade and just fuck this all up.
We're going to eat all the money and fuck you over entirely.
That's what we're going to do.
So we've been doing that for 20 fucking years.
I've been very acutely aware of it for like eight years already.
A little bit aware at the time, but like not, you don't appreciate it.
It's like, you know, being in a gunfight.
You don't appreciate how scary that is until you're in one.
You can imagine it, but you can't really...
You can't describe what that's like.
That's just, have you been in mortal combat before?
No, I can't describe it to you.
And two guys can talk about it with each other, and they'll know what each other means.
But it's something that you just can't.
It's like if you're just a virgin your whole life, what's it like to get laid?
I can't, there's no point in explaining it to you.
We wouldn't understand.
So this has been going on.
And, you know, these same people that did all of this, all of the war, all of the throwing the guys away in the dumpster pile, ignore, you're asking for more than we're willing to give right now.
All of that shit.
And it's same thing in the States, in England, in Austria.
They treated us all like shit.
An entire generation of men of Western civilization was thrown into this two-decade-long meat grinder and then thrown out the other side and completely disregarded.
And those of them that are like, wait a minute, what the fuck is this?
This is a shitty deal.
You're a terrorist.
Hmm.
I don't feel like I trust those people.
Do you?
Do you?
Who does?
And then they say, hey, come on.
I gotta give you this needle.
You can trust me.
Fuck you, but not twice.
No, no, you're not getting me again.
Anderson Paladin says, Nick Cage would deflate the spy balloon.
I'm taking it down.
I'm not going to sit here, tolerate a balloon, fly it around.
He goes crazy.
I love Nick Cage.
He's the best bad actor around.
Better days.
Nick Cage.
You know I said, I have to play it that loud.
I'm deaf.
I was a Navy SEAL in Vietnam.
I can't hear anything except the creeping totalitarian footsteps of a new world order government.
I'm Jesse Ventura, and I'm a Nazi, and this is Nazi theory.
Conspiracy Ventura in an airport being frisked by NSA people who have questions about my medical marijuana.
I don't know.
It's a good show.
Why not?
Throw it on there.
That insane, that's better than 40% of what's on TV right now.
Without even looking.
Without even looking.
Zebex demise, as I keep saying, CRTC has to go.
It should.
It should.
It should go.
It should go far away and stay away.
David, 69. He's 69 and twice with two.
He's got, I don't know if he's doing two.
He's bouncing back and forth.
He's got a, whatever's going on.
David sounds like he could be from Pettawawa, if you know what I mean.
You know what's going on down there.
He says, congrats on 300.
I've been here since around Ragecast 50. Oh, so you're heavily indoctrinated then.
Here is to another 300.
That's optimistic.
It's shooting high.
Could you imagine?
I can't believe we've gotten this far, to be honest.
Mr. Bullock, thank you, sir.
Man of the Mountain says, screw the CRTC.
Dust off the old shortwave radios.
It'll be like World War II all over again.
A suspecto calling the white lizard slips behind the yellow moon.
We could.
We'll communicate by night on shortwave radio.
This is in a news bulletin from behind the enemy lines of Circulon.
Several of them have discovered the Oblivion Pit in the Northern Realm.
They've called for backup and they've tried to cover it with a top.
However, three of them were tragically sucked into the Oblivion Pit, unaware of its vacuuming ability.
We'll have more updates at the top of the hour.
Coming up next, completely out of character with this period piece accent.
I wasn't even alive when my...
I don't know.
I live in a crazy world.
What do you expect?
I'm planning to dress up like British aristocracy and walk around in mobs of people and costumes and taunt you in the streets.
There's no excuse for not expecting the unexpected at this point.
Fucking lose it.
Ludox?
Alright.
Slava Mondolite.
He says, would you imagine a scenario where YouTube, Google, and other tech giants give the middle finger to the government since they're concerned about their province?
And Canada on the world stage is a joke?
Is a yoke?
Is it joke?
Yoke?
Yoke?
I'm Canadian.
I don't hang out with a lot of Mexicans.
You don't see very many up here.
Sometimes, but not like you guys down there.
We have goblins up here.
It could be worse, America.
You could have goblin creatures.
Is that what you want?
It's what you're going to get.
You don't put a stop to it.
You're going to get them.
There's going to be goblin holes everywhere.
Goblin holes and weird balloons.
And you're like, oh, Christ.
We got an infestation.
Kieran Kanser says, happy 300.
Can a fleet of CRTC balloons be launched over Canada the moment C-11 is initiated?
Yeah.
It's just going to shoot a death ray right into your house and you'll be blown up.
Ion cannon charging.
You're dead.
What happened?
Why is there a crater where Billy's house used to be?
Well, he posted an anti-Semitic meme, so we destroyed him from space.
Oh!
Mr. Bullock says word.
Thank you, sir.
Ariel Swindlestein, who looks suspiciously like someone else.
He said, he's from the ADL.
We heard you talking about one group.
Everyone controls things.
This is hate speech.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize.
I needed to see the Israeli flag to feel intimidated.
Now I will back down.
I didn't realize you guys were here.
One state solution, everybody.
Right to exist and all that.
I'm not even mad about the ships you blew up or anything.
The USS Liberty.
It's a thing of the past, guys.
It's way in the past.
Don't worry about that.
Yeah, apples and oranges.
Hey, we're over it.
And the whole 9-11 thing was a mix-up, I'm sure.
I'm sure that was an accident.
Don't worry about any of that.
Now back to your Reggie Franklin Scandal programming.
Seckler says, I would like your honest opinion.
How many steps do you think we are from a revolt here?
I don't think one is ever going to happen in Canada.
Fisher of Men says 300 plus the POEC testimony from jail.
Should we pinch ourselves over this?
It's pretty ridiculous, yeah.
I guess does the jail one, that jail one doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
People are like, there was no Phillip.
There was no beers.
There was nothing.
This is the worst one I've ever seen.
It was terrible.
This is garbage.
I fell asleep.
I was bored out of my mind.
I was bored to tears.
What happened in Wacos?
There's so many.
What happened in Wacos has been making apocalypse babies with my wife?
Good.
Good idea.
You're going to need them workers.
We need a strong workforce to build the giant Jurassic Park fence.
He says, you missed that part, then you don't worry about it.
Had to pop in for 300 years to a better world.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Secular says, I would like your honest opinion.
Read that one already.
Don't know why I'm going backwards, or maybe it went through twice.
Jenstein says, that balloon will shift to above you.
Love you, sir.
Killed it tonight.
Dr. Jenstein's basically Hannibal Lecter to me now.
I mean, he's got a blood farm.
I don't know.
I could give him a German accent, but I don't know.
I kind of like doing a bad, you know.
Dr. Lecter.
Hello, Glorious.
What happened in Waco?
It says, heaven and men and devils, let them all cry shame against me.
Yet I'll speak.
William Shakespeare, Othello, fuck you make me.
That might have been the original, fuck you make me.
That's what it means when someone says, what does it mean?
What does F-Y-M-M mean?
It means, let heaven and men and devils, let them all cry shame against me.
Yet I'll speak.
And they'll be like, what?
And then you slap them, but you slap them and it's okay because you're wearing a white glove.
And then you take it off?
Or are you supposed to take it off and then slap them?
I don't know, but you're in a duel now.
You're challenging them to a duel and you're in period accurate clothes and you have an accent and you talk like that.
No one's even, they're just going to be like, I don't, I'm, you know.
Half the people in Canada are high on something all the time anyway.
Like, I believe that.
Probably half the population is high at any given time.
The amount of drugs that we're on, it's bananas, dude.
And the amount of people that are just functionally high on weed all the time, I had no idea because they weren't, used to be illegal.
So you just, but now they're just, it's wild.
It's wild.
Man of the Mountain says, I've solved the balloon mystery.
It's Chinese realtors taking clients out to survey prospective properties.
It could be.
It could be.
I like that theory.
That's better than the death ray or the bees or the, you know, it's not as good as the female Marines.
The Chinese death woman Marines would be fun.
I don't know.
Hopefully something good comes out of it.
To solve the balloon mystery.
Did I get them all?
They seem to be all over the place.
Madam Breezy says, filth...
Filha da puta!
She's swearing at me and fucking...
How dare you?
I know what that means.
How dare you.
Armed with flintlocks.
Well, I don't know.
Guns are banned in Canada.
Even flintlocks.
Especially flintlocks, probably.
They're going to be like, it commands too much respect on the field.
A man with a flintlock is a man to be obeyed.
So we can't have that.
We've got to get rid of that.
Coming up.
Dude, Phil, we are not doing good.
There's so much that I didn't get to.
Where do I I don't know.
I'm just scrolling through it.
Like, what's worth it?
Yeah, we don't need that.
More wars, yeah.
I guess, I guess.
This is a safe one.
This is bad.
And you know, Peterson's one of these guys that's like he just doesn't stay in his lane.
Like, he has really bad takes sometimes, and it's like, well, especially in this case, it's because he works for the Daily Wire, and they're hardline, you know, Zionists, obviously.
And so he's now adopted their talking points, which is we need to send more Western men and women now to die for Israel.
We need to attack Iran.
Iran's got to go because misogyny or something.
So let's have a war with another country because misogyny.
I see.
Why is there a sound?
That's odd.
Oh, because you muted the page, silly.
Did I?
Looks like a lot of people.
Regime change in Iran.
Because misogyny or something.
If any of you have been particularly taken by this story today, you know, you could always put pen to paper and write your congressman or your senator and let them know that you're not all that happy about the situation in Iran.
I'm not all that happy with the situation here, dude.
Fuck Iran.
Iran's got its own.
It's on the other side of the world.
That's their problem.
People are getting mowed down with police horses or seizing.
It's not good.
And oh, by the way, there's kind of a war zone happening in the southern United States right now as well.
That's not a good.
What are you talking about?
Hey, everybody.
I encourage you to pressure your local elected officials into supporting war with Iran for no particular reason.
I just so happened to work for Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire.
It's just total coincidence.
I just felt like slipping this in here for some reason.
If the politicians got their act together and were stalwart in their opposition to this fundamentalist, totalitarian, misogynistic, brutal regime, that maybe it could be pushed over and that would be a nice object lesson to totalitarian tyrants everywhere in the world.
Marvelous idea.
So Jordan Peterson basically just used the same tactics to sell Iraq to sell you on Iran.
Why did we have to go into Iran?
Well, there was, because the weapons of mass destruction really had to put it over the top, but they really liked to lean on the dictator idea.
They used to start with, they would say, President Hussein.
He was President Hussein.
Then he became, or no, Mr. Hussein.
That's right.
They started calling him Mr. Hussein because President Hussein is too dignified.
It makes him seem like a legitimate president of another actual country that you should consider.
No, he's Mr. Hussein.
He's just some guy.
He's just some guy.
Mr. Hussein.
What even is that?
Fucking loser is who it is.
You know what I mean?
Then he became Saddam Hussein.
Then he became a supervillain.
Yeah, that was cool.
And it was like, oh, brutal regimes, dictators, brutal regimes.
America cannot stand idly by as brutal dictators of murderous regimes.
Slaughter innocent people.
Kill their own people.
Gas their own people in the streets.
America will act.
And America will act swiftly.
I remember it all.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, a brutal regime, really.
Well, then, you're going to be doing this forever because that's most of her, like, you're just going to go, look, I see the map of Africa behind you there.
They're pretty much all brutal regimes.
You might as well just knock them over one at a time.
He's got some wild shit going on in South America, too.
Then there's the Chinese.
There's North Korea.
Since we're taught on the subject of brutal regimes, you guys.
How about North Korea?
Let's give it up for them.
I think they've got the title right now.
Man.
Yeah, well, it's not hypocritical at all.
It's definitely not insane.
You can do it, Jordan.
Just push.
Just be a war hawk.
It's not the worst thing in the world to be or anything.
Have the U.S. military-industrial complex overthrow a foreign government by force to spread Western liberal values around the Middle East.
A remarkably novel idea that's never been tried before in history.
I haven't seen this video before, so if Paul just says the same things I say, I'm going to feel like an idiot.
And people are like, well, you definitely just stole his joke.
Or like, no, I didn't.
Sure to be a resounding success.
These are shots being fired out in Baghdad.
Michael Tracy called him out on it.
Jordan Peterson calls on the West to get their act together and overthrow the Iranian government in the name of opposing misogyny.
Apparently, Jordan Peterson is one of those guys who should just stay embroiled in pronoun controversies.
Peterson hit back with this.
I read this a couple of times and failed to understand your point.
Is this pro-Iranian theocracy coming, or is it somehow about what I hypothetically think about women?
Care to clarify?
Basically, saying if you disagree with regime change in Iran, you support the totalitarian Iranian government, or you hate women.
Yeah, but it's a shitty comeback, Jordan, that, isn't it?
See, the thing is, you know what I don't support endless quagmire wars that go nowhere, thousands of caskets, millions of dead.
You know, Iraq, again, is what you're proposing, you moron.
I mean, that is, I mean, sell out much?
Brutal, dude.
The kind of straw man argument you routinely complain about when it's done to you.
So what you're saying is you're pro-Iranian theocracy.
Tracy, hit back with this.
Sure, happy to clarify.
You're calling for U.S. intervention to topple a foreign government, also known as regime change, which is probably the most reliably insane thing the U.S. government ever does.
You frame it as some sort of great moral crusade to impose gender equality.
Oof, Mike Cernovich also went in hard, accusing Peterson of being a Pied Piper.
Showing his true agenda and leftism, Jordan uses, you must hate women and love terrorism when asked why you'd be agitating for Americans, which Jordan is not, to support racism changing Iran.
Critics know.
First of all, right!
Holy sh- I don't even know why.
You get the point.
I don't want to waste too much time on this, but oh my god, he's not even American.
Well, why should that matter?
You're advocating for their children, their men and women, to go fight a war.
You're not even one of them.
Excuse me, sir?
Silence now.
Goodbye.
Do you imagine some fucking someone from what would be the equivalent?
A much lower powerful country.
I don't know.
There's not many that are below in Canada.
It's like four.
We're pretty far down the list now.
This would be like...
Madagascar.
I don't know.
Madagascar demands that you invade this country.
Excuse me?
Who are you?
No, we're good.
Thanks.
We'll do what he wants.
if we want to do that, you don't get to come here and start yelling at our fucking citizens to send our soldiers to war, sir.
That's, I don't know.
That seems wrong to me.
And this is, again, this is who they're supporting.
Again, in Cartoon World here, this is a real photo.
You can look it up.
This is the Israeli dictator, Benjamin Nehuhu.
And to illustrate the danger that everyone's in, and they've been doing this for 20 years now, 30, since the 90s, Iran, we got to get Iran.
The axis of evil.
All of the countries that needed to be destroyed.
We're going to invade nine countries in five years or whatever the hell, you know, he said.
Iran's the last one because it's the most powerful of the ones that are remaining.
All the rest of them have been toppled, destroyed, embroiled in some kind of catastrophe where they're not going to be much of a problem.
Libya comes to mind.
Iraq, obviously.
Syria, Yemen, Egypt had its own little revolt and uprising, and it's fairly, you know, you know what I mean?
Anyway, because he's a serious guy, and this is the kind of science that you're trusting, he's brought with him a cartoon bomb that he drew at home with a little fuse that's lit and, oh, it's coming.
And he used a little red marker to say, look how close we are to the top of the, this is almost about to happen.
This bomb's going to go off, you guys.
I brought a drawing and a marker.
What more do you need?
What more do you need to understand that we need to overthrow the Iranian regime, which is extremely anti-Israeli, pro-Islam, Muslim theocracy?
It's totally our problem.
We have to!
Look at the cartoon bomb.
Is that what you want?
Listen.
Listen to the Naily Wire.
I'm going to promote wars all the time.
America second.
War, good.
Yes.
I love it.
More war mongering from people who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
Speaking of which, Russell Brand had a cute...
What the fuck did I just say?
I've been hanging with Morgan too much.
Not enough, actually.
Somebody asked me that the other day.
Like, do you guys, we don't, you know.
Thanks to the state, we were separated the majority of the time, so that's nice.
Anyway, this is fun.
This is a cute little video from Russell Brand.
He has read out a list of the corporate giants that will be charged with rebuilding, privatizing Ukraine.
We have already managed to attract attention and have cooperation with such giants of the international, financial, and investment world as BlackRock, Goldman Sachs.
These are complicated organizations with complicated paths.
If you think of JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs' role in the 2008 financial crash, if you were to investigate that thoroughly, and no one ever will, I think you would find that they put their interests and profit ahead of the interests of American people.
If something is truly humanitarian, extract the profit from it altogether.
If not, don't pretend it's humanitarian.
Just go, listen, this is the agenda.
Ukraine was ultimately a place that was too resource-rich and had too strong a ties with Russia.
We're not having it.
We're going in there.
We're destabilizing it.
We're going to provoke Russia until they engage militarily.
Then we're going to go in there and corporatize it.
Why wouldn't they say that?
Because that's not a very popular story, is it?
Stay free.
See it first on Rumble.
I love the new Russell Brand.
I love conspiracy theory.
Fuck the government, Russell Brand.
This guy rules, you know?
He's hilarious.
Some of his takes are like, ugh, but you know, he's very amused.
I get a kick out of him.
My sister's a big fan of the guy.
I think he's hilarious.
Not a very popular story.
No, it's not.
No, people are like, yeah, go get him, Goldman Sachs.
Yeah, you tell him, JPMorgan Chase, I will gladly sacrifice the lives of my children for your bank.
Gladly.
Oh, I can't wait to sign my kids up for the draft so that they can go get liquidated in Russian lava artillery so the bank can make some more money.
Oh, that's delightful.
That's delightful fucking news.
You're starting to see how the world really works here.
They literally tell you out loud what's really going on.
Oh, we've got great partners in Goldman City.
Oh, really?
Interesting.
And what do they want to do?
See, you can't really rebuild a country if it's not destroyed.
So you've got to destroy it first.
Same thing in Iraq.
In came the contracts.
Every single way they could make money, they did it.
We were paying guys $60 to do our laundry per bag, per bag of laundry to some random local.
They didn't care.
They were throwing money because they were turning around and charging the taxpayers way more than that.
Way more.
You probably got billed $200 a bag of laundry and they eat the profit.
Like, oh.
Well, these contracts, you know, we had to rebuild Iraq and it was all messed up and everything.
It's so corrupt.
It's so corrupt.
Our platoon guarded a natural gas pipeline from Halliburton.
There was a survey team trying to like, wow, if we run the pipeline through here, I did that as a Canadian soldier a whole day.
Our whole platoon did it.
It didn't happen.
Yeah, it did.
I brought it up at the time.
I was like, does anybody find this odd?
What are we doing exactly?
And they're like, shut up.
Leave it alone.
Just fucking get it over with.
Hey.
Just checking.
Not a fairy tale.
That really happened.
Heart disease going up, obviously.
We all know about that.
Here's some more evidence of the way that the genius.
I mean, the leaders, again, they're worth so much, guys.
They're cherished Canadian icons.
Like, our politicians, our media figures, the people leading the police force.
It's just all, I mean, amazing, right?
They make amazing decisions.
They're always so smart.
They care about you more than anything in the world.
And they'll never, never stop putting themselves in front of the train for you.
They'll always take the hits for you.
That's why they're there because they love you.
Some of the things Canada is best known for economically is, well, the oil industry, the energy industry, the natural gas industry.
We got a lot of that, and we've made a lot of money doing that.
That's one of the biggest parts of our economy.
That's been destroyed.
That's been very heavily knifed to where it could have been.
So that's not good.
And the dairy and cattle farming industry is also quite huge in this country.
And well, they're not having a great go of it either.
Listen to this.
Hey, guys, we're here at Giddenbo's Farm in southern Ontario.
We milk about 260 pounds.
Right now, during the winter months, you mill quite a bit more milk because the feed is very consistent.
And if you do a good job, you will produce quite a bit of milk.
So, right now, we're over our quota.
It's regulated by the government and by the DFO.
But the problem is...
But they don't understand.
There's millions of people who get this milk running away.
And it's the end of the month.
I dumped 30,000 liters of milk.
And it breaks my heart.
I just want to point out how creepy it is.
I've never seen the inside of one of these places.
There's just a cow there hooked up to a machine just being milked.
Like the Matrix.
Just, ah, and he's just casually like.
*laughter*
It's pretty funny.
Like, people don't like to see this stuff.
Like, where your food comes from.
They just want to eat it and not care.
Like, I know where it comes from.
I know.
It is.
And I still eat it.
I don't care.
You know?
Hey, it was us or the cow.
Do you want to starve to death or do you want to put a cow in some kind of psychotic contraption that fucking bleeds it dry?
It's not who we starve, son.
Put the cow in the machine.
Come 30,000 liters of milk, and it breaks my heart.
I will show you.
By the way, this year, Canadian milk, it's $7 a liter.
When I go for my haircut, people say, wow, $7, Jerry, for a little bit of milk.
I say, well, you have to go higher up because we have no say anymore as a dairy farmer on our own farm.
Because they make us dump it.
And no matter how we stand up, so this time I'm going public.
I want the people to see the pain that us growers have.
365 days as a little boy, we grew up on a dairy farm, came from Europe.
Work, work, work.
And here we are.
This is what's happening.
30,000 liters?
Is that what he said he had to dump out?
Because they have to control the supply and demands because it's a cartel.
They've set the price.
We want the price to be this.
Therefore, the demand has to be this.
If we've got too much, it oversupplies the market, and the price will go down because there's too much milk.
So dump it out.
They wouldn't even let them donate it to a food bank.
Nothing.
Nope.
It has to be destroyed.
It cannot go into the market because of the cartel.
Same thing with the gas stations.
They all decide what price they're going to set.
You know, deliberately keep oil tankers.
No, no, no.
Can't bring it in.
Then we'll have too much oil and the price will go down too much and then we'll fucking lose money.
It's all artificial.
There's just not enough food to go around.
Oh, yeah, there is.
100%.
They throw most of it away to keep the prices at a certain level.
We could grow enough food to fucking, it would be free.
If they really want to add it, it'd be like, they could make so much.
It's like, there's so much food.
Just stockpile it.
Why are you not stuck?
Are you insane?
You're throwing food away so people can make money.
You're fucked.
That's like, do you even have survival instincts?
There's just the cost of milk.
Yeah, because you're fucked.
Speaking of the cost of milk, wasn't it you guys that sabotaged and knifed Maxime Bernier in the back with the dairy cartel thing?
Remember how you guys went out and got all the memberships purchased, right?
So that they could, you know, shove the votes over, you know, to the other guy?
So he wouldn't get a lot.
Even though he was the frontrunner the whole time and rightfully should have been the Conservative Party leader.
But right in the last vote, surprisingly, by a hair, the other guy won.
And now you're going, people are complaining about the cost of milk.
It seems like you could have done something about that cost of milk price like 10 years ago.
If you just listen to that guy, why were you doing that for?
Tell me again how concerned you are of the cost of milk.
Oh, great stabbers of the back.
You can trust the conservative.
Anybody that gets out of line in the Conservative Party gets this.
Yink!
You get shanked.
Because it's not a real opposition party.
It's fake.
It's never going to do anything.
It's just there to give you the illusion of, oh, it's too late.
I don't think they'll ever get elected again.
And even if they did, what are they going to do?
All the same stuff anyway.
They're not going to do much to fix anything because they just want to win, get in there.
Like, all right, now it's my turn to eat the pig food.
Tenacious V says Goldfinger accent.
I don't remember that guy.
Do you expect me to talk?
Yeah.
No, Mr. McKenzie, I expect you to die.
Well, it won't.
I'm invincible.
I'll be a ghost, and I'll be more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Secular 07 says, next time you go to Sobeys, check out their own products.
They have been adding bugs to their stuff.
Good old cochineal.
Yeah, they legalize that in Europe now.
And why wouldn't they?
Why put meat protein or bean soy protein in food as an additive when you could put bugs in it, which are way cheaper to produce?
They're bugs.
I created an endless supply of crickets.
I'm just going to smash them up and I'm going to give you that as protein additives.
Maybe it's in the fast food already.
Could all be in the hamburgers and shit?
You don't know.
What's McDonald's put?
Who knows?
It's probably a lot cheaper than the shit they're already using, so what do you think's going to happen?
They'll find a way to make it taste pretty much the same when you don't notice, and you've been eating crickets for years.
God knows what else.
They really want it.
I don't know why.
It's so fucked up.
They take up wayless space.
I wonder how much they could.
Oh, it's gross.
Bugs.
My God.
We're dumping out 300,000, like hundreds of thousands of liters of McDonald's as human meat.
It's Chinese political prisoners.
We're dumping out all this milk because, oh, you know, but we need you to eat bugs because people are going hungry all over the world.
We need alternative green sustainable food sources.
Scotian ladies is congratulations on 300-based episodes.
Thank you for encouraging us to find our friends and especially never get on the truck.
Cheers to you and Morgan.
She's a legend.
Hail Daglog.
Yes, she is.
That's why she's the queen.
What are we doing?
Am I almost done?
Am I out of time?
Oh, Christ.
There's more.
I fucking want to go home.
There's a fucking balloon.
Why do you know what's going on with this balloon, boys?
Mystery balloons and.
I already covered how we're basically defenseless as a nation, which is real fun.
Because, you know, why have an army when you can play politics?
Why would you want to do that?
You know?
You can trust these guys.
That's why they say you got it.
Forbes says you can't do your own research when it comes to the science.
You just have to trust the science.
They're literally producing...
This is from 2020, but, you know, take a trip down memory lane.
You must not question the science.
Forbes magazine, 2020.
How many people do you think read that and took that as an authoritative source?
They have never noticed the thieves and the murderers at the party before.
No one, they don't believe you.
They believe these people because look how professional it is.
It's Forbes.
I mean, I've heard of Forbes, haven't you?
It's a big magazine.
Well, I mean, they're very popular.
They've got a lot of money.
I mean, you can trust them, clearly.
More than your Facebook page.
Except that now they admit they were wrong and, oh, whoops.
Nobody's fault, though.
When it comes to issues like vaccination, climate change, and nervous coronavirus, it can be dangerous, destructive, and even deadly.
The technique that most of us use to navigate most of our decisions in life, gathering information, evaluating it based on what we know and choosing a course of action can lead to either spectacular failures.
When it comes to a scientific matter, yeah, it's called freedom.
You're allowed to make your own decisions about your own life.
You're supposed to be able to, you psychopath.
Australian authorities want more boosters, but the public don't want them.
Australia and New Zealand had some of the worst pandemic mandate conditions of any country in the Western world.
Canada's long term, though, we're trying to really outdo everybody.
We're playing the long game.
Crossing line into totalitarianism on a number of occasions, Australian authorities restricted residents of larger cities to near house arrest with people not being allowed to go more than three miles from their homes.
That's pretty insane.
Citizens were given curfew hours between 9 and 5. They were banned from public parks and beaches without a mask, even though it is nearly impossible to transmit a virus outdoors and UV light from the sun acts as an actual disinfectant.
Time to get more boosters.
Large amount of Australians are still not getting their booster shot, despite calls and health authorities to roll up their sleeves for a fifth dose.
There's not going to be, they're not going to force, there's not going to be two shots, not going to force any.
There's not going to be two.
Why would there be two?
Well, there's not going to be three booster shots.
It's a conspiracy theory.
Four is a good even number anyway.
I mean, two is good.
Four is better.
Five, it's uneven, but I mean, five is halfway to ten.
And that's half of ten.
So we should have, we should have ten.
We should have ten booster shots.
The goalpost moving from these people.
Where's this stupid Telegram post?
Show me now.
Show me now.
I need to see it.
Speaking of memory lane.
Does this zoom in?
It does.
I love you.
Remember this?
National Post.
In January of last year, 2022, pre-convoy.
I don't understand where all this came from.
All these angry, fringe people, because this is what they were reading in the newspapers.
More than one in four Canadians support jail time for the unvaccinated.
What's the big deal?
We just wanted them to wear a mask because they acted like crazy.
You were threatening to throw people in jail.
Premiers were banning people from grocery stores.
The prime minister is like, should we tolerate these people's existence?
Oh, gee, I don't know where the fucking uprising came from.
More than 27% of respondents said it would be okay to jail the unvaccinated for up to five days.
Done that.
It's not a lot of fun.
Solitary confinement a couple of times because they wouldn't take the test.
You got to take the COVID test.
No, I don't.
I have no symptoms.
I feel fine, and asymptomatic spread doesn't exist.
Well, I don't care.
It's policy.
Yeah, well, that's illegal, and this is a violation of my human rights.
Well, if you don't do it, we're going to put you in solitary for five days.
Okay, put me in solitary for five days.
So they did.
It's a good country.
It's fine.
Then there's this, remember this cartoon?
That was the Conservative Party leader at the time suggesting unvaccinated should be accommodated.
Well, we're just going to, it's just outrageous.
Can you believe this guy?
Unvaccinated Quebecers should have to pay a health tax, the premier said.
January 11th, just a couple weeks prior, saying unvaccinated Quebecers without medical exemptions will have to pay if they don't get their first dose soon.
So blackmail, coercion, threats, intimidation, and who can forget the Toronto Star.
You guys have one of the best ones.
Simmering divide over who isn't vaccinated.
If an unvaccinated person catches it from someone who is vaccinated, boo-hoo, too bad.
I have no empathy left for the willfully unvaccinated.
Let them die.
I honestly don't care if they die.
Not even one little bit.
Unvaccinated patients don't deserve ICU beds and so forth.
So when they say, ah, we just wanted to...
This is a wound that is far too great to overcome.
You threatened us, stabbed us in the back, robbed us of our jobs, of our educations, of our family members, the dignity of having a proper funeral.
You robbed us of that.
You robbed us of all human connection, the lockdown.
Stay home, stay dead.
You did all of this.
And now you want to, what?
A whoopsie?
I'm sorry?
No.
I reiterate, and I will reiterate over and over again, who is going to jail now?
How many of you?
Someone needs to start figuring out who that is.
And it's going to be more than just one or two.
Aldini there?
Alberta's Deanie?
Aldiener?
Oh, well, she resigned, did she?
She's already got a new job in BC.
Probably getting paid more than she was before.
That doesn't matter.
They need to be held accountable.
They know what they did.
They either knowingly participated or they, you know, neglectfully, like manslaughter, simply just fell asleep at the wheel doing whatever the fuck they wanted and decided it wasn't.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Just go along to get along.
Follow the herd.
I don't need to do my job because everybody else has already agreed.
So there, I can just not do my job now.
You kill people.
When are you going to, who's going to jail?
Who's turning themselves in?
That's what it's going to take.
Until that happens, no healing will ever happen.
That will never happen.
This divide can never be fixed.
The trust can never be restored because the people that did this are still in power and they're not going anywhere.
And you think that we're going to trust them?
They want us to trust these people after everything that they've done, after all of this.
And now they refuse to even admit they did anything wrong, a lot of them.
Whereas the no one's even talking about this in the House of Commons.
This is the biggest, biggest issue.
The elephant in the room, no one's talking about it.
Every single fucking dinner party, every birthday party, every get-together, every first date, every human interaction where there's people sitting around talking, the elephant in the room that everybody knows is about the thingy.
Isn't it?
None of these people have the courage to talk about it.
They're getting paid too much to talk about that.
They're busy doing this.
They're busy telling you that we need to go to war with Ukraine.
Former defense minister.
Oh, and on top of that, Tony Blair, also famous war criminal that had never held responsible for anything that happened in Iraq.
He's George Bush's partner in crime, obviously.
They're the ones that sold it to everyone.
Their job is to go out and sell the war to the people of the Western world.
They needed America and Britain to go in there and smash the fuck out of everything, and they did.
You know?
Russia's illegal invasion of Ukraine.
Well, then what the fuck was that we just did?
If that's an illegal invasion, we literally just did like 10 of those.
So I don't know.
It feels kind of stupid.
But now we need to do this again.
We may need to send ground forces to Ukraine.
Let's just go to war with Russia.
We're already there, guys.
It's already happening.
It's already happening.
Meanwhile, this has become the standard now.
Now there's a precedent for this.
National Post, Ottawa can deny employment insurance benefits to man fired for refusing vaccine court rules.
So because you were like, I'm not, you can't force me to take this vaccine, I refuse to, and then he got fired for it, the courts have decided that's fine to do.
And we're not going to pay you.
You don't get unemployment.
It's your fault.
You chose to get fired by not submitting yourself to an illegal, unethical, violates every 10 points of the Nuremberg Code, medical experimentation.
That's where the courts are at now in Canada.
So that's great.
Totally fine with it.
We're just going to keep chipping away at the human rights until they don't exist anymore.
Thank you.
He says, it's likely that he will find this result frustrating because my reasons do not deal with the fundamental legal, ethical, and factual questions he is raising.
Oh, boy.
Because why do those matter?
Anthony Shushetto.
Hey, yo.
Hey, he's one of them.
Paisano.
Refused to get a COVID shot or submit, or probably, I don't know.
Or antigen testing for the virus.
He was fired from his job at the Toronto Area Group of Hospitals.
Those consequences of his actions didn't end there.
Now out of work, he was also denied employment insurance on the grounds that he had been dismissed for misconduct.
He challenged the decision, and a federal court judge has ruled against him, saying the reason for his firing met the EI law's definition of misconduct.
The term only means that someone consciously defied an employer's policies, even if there was no malicious intent.
The court said, forcing someone to get something against their will or take their job isn't malicious intent.
This is going to age well.
Well, the government's going along with this.
I just want to point this out to all these people that think, oh, well, I mean, once they break the law and they do this, it's going to be, I mean, bro, there's going to be an uprising, you know?
No, there's not.
Everything they do and everything they always will do will be legal.
They are never going to break the law.
And in which case they want to do something that would break the law, they change the law first and then they do it.
Hence the censorship bill and so on.
Because it would be illegal to do the things they are going to do.
So they pass a law to enshrine in the legislation that the things they plan on doing, which up until today would be illegal, won't be then.
So then you have, the police can say, just doing my jerb, it's the law.
And they can all throw their hands up in the air and say, oh, well, I mean, it's the rules.
What are you going to do?
Failure to address the moral and ethical arguments here is the death of the nation.
How do you not understand that?
Because who are we?
Why does any of this even fucking matter if we don't care about that anymore?
We don't care about people's rights, ethics, morals.
It's all just out the window.
It's just whatever's written on the paper.
Is that what it is?
Whatever the rich people write on the paper, that's what we have to do.
That's how it works now.
No matter what it is.
What if the rich people are like, hey, round up all the minorities and put them in trains and put them on camps?
Because that's what they did before.
And you know what?
It was the law.
It was legal, and they were just doing my jerb.
Not an excuse.
Not an excuse.
Liquidate these prisoners, Johnson.
I'm just doing my job, bro.
It's the law.
They said it's legal to do.
yeah, no, it's not morally legal to do though, which takes higher precedent than, than whatever the fuck this is.
Because if we, if we break that, then we don't have, What's the point of even living here?
I mean, is this a place you want children to be?
Oh, there's just No, yeah, no.
This trumps everything, even your own, you know, the sovereignty of your own body, all that stuff.
If it's written down on paper, it's too bad.
You have to do it.
Doesn't matter if they put, hey, we're going to pass a law where police are allowed to be armed with M4s all the time, and they're allowed to shoot citizens if they want, if they feel threatened, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Oh, it's passed.
The law is passed.
They're allowed to now.
It was just doing majorb.
It says, hey, it's on, look, it got written down, guys.
I can do it.
I'm allowed to now.
See?
See how that works?
Everything, it's always going to be legal.
No matter what it is they want to do, it's going to be legal.
It's not legal to confiscate guns.
Well, let's pass the law that we can confiscate guns, and then we'll confiscate the guns.
And they'll say, everyone wants to hide behind.
It's illegal.
You can't fucking.
What if the laws don't fucking matter?
What if, hey, and I know it's a crazy concept.
What if, fuck the law, though?
What if that?
You know what else used to be the law?
Slavery.
You know, slavery was the law.
If a slave ran away and you were supposed to turn him in, that's the law.
If you're hiding someone's escaped slave, you would go to jail.
Now, to some people at the time, they're like, this feels deeply immoral to do.
This just feels very wrong.
I don't feel comfortable with this.
I don't think I'm going to comply with this.
Well, then you're going to go to jail because just doing my job, it's written down on a piece of paper.
Okay?
You have to deal with it that way, or else you're a terrorist.
That's where you get.
That's where you get when no one cares what the moral argument is.
You get hell.
Is that what you want?
You want to live in hell?
That's where we're going.
They've got their own representatives here in the United States.
Waters!
How is she still alive?
She's got to be 200 years old.
Calls the Republican House members domestic terrorists.
Walking this line of speech in.
The 2022 Domestic Terrorism Prevention Act.
Oh, Lord.
As it's necessary to combat white supremacists.
Yeah.
Anyone who's not with the system is a terrorist.
That is where we will go, inevitably.
That is 100% where it ends.
And don't you say anything about stuff like this, because then you will be racist.
On the left, we have a Rochester man giving 180 days in jail for raping girls, plural.
The victims were between 4 and 9 years old at the time.
There was no moving on or getting over it, one said in court, obviously.
And on the right, we have a teenager who made far-right hate videos.
He's going to jail for 11 and a half years.
Daniel Harris, 19 from Derbyshire.
This is probably in the United Kingdom.
Yeah, it looks like it.
Described by the judge as a date as dangerous and a propagandist.
So a little bit of a disconnect here.
Made videos 11 and a half years.
Raped two children.
Ah, a couple months in jail.
Interesting.
interesting difference.
You can trust them.
They're the people in charge.
The Scottish leadership, just so you can get in.
I don't want Phil Canada to feel like they're alone, you know?
I mean, I don't live there anymore.
I live in Diagalon now.
I have for years, so I don't suffer your nonsense.
But the people of the world, all Western leadership has become infected with this insane, neo-Marxist, you know, radical, feminist, crazy person thinking.
They're out of their mind.
They're in a cult.
You might as well have Scientologists running your nation.
You might as well.
You might as well be paying taxes to Lord Zenu or else the mountain will explode or the volcano will consume everybody's.
Whatever the fuck the story is, the lore, whatever the science fiction novel of whatever Scientology says, those people might as well be in charge because you have insane people like this saying that the trans criminals who are raping women are women.
I see.
Nicola, who is this surgeon who says transgender criminals convicted for raping women are women despite a car crash interview in which she appeared to flip-flop all over the place because she doesn't want to get in trouble.
She wants to, whoever she's talking to, she's going to tell them what they want to hear.
That's what weak, spineless politicians do.
They're not leaders.
That's why we're in this mess.
Actual leadership and backbones and moral foundations guiding, you know, the wise elders, the men that we're supposed to follow.
Like, fuck, what do we do?
There's a problem.
Ask the, you know, the kings.
They'll handle it.
They're the, you know, they're smart.
They're up there for a reason.
They're doing it to look at.
No, we don't have that anymore.
We have spineless fish who will want to be popular at any cost so they can have a turn at the pig trough, even if it means selling out the sanity of your own people.
Controversy began after 31-year-old Adam Graham, who was found guilty of raping two women during a frenzied sex attack, described as frenzied.
He's just running around on a rape spree, was sent to Scotland's only all-female prison.
Well, that sounds delightful.
Only when on trial for the attacks, did Graham announce that he was transitioning into a woman, a process which seemingly culminated in him wearing a bad wig and cheap makeup.
The rapist was clearly trying to exploit Scotland's ludicrously woke legal system in which biological males who identify as women can be sent to female prisons.
After a massive public backlash, the Scottish First Minister reiterated her belief that trans women are women, no matter how many actual women they have violently raped.
Oh, Lord.
I don't know if I have it in me, but let's hear.
Let's hear what the goblin speaks.
The goblin is speaking, everyone.
Be quiet.
My question is, are all trans women women?
You haven't answered that question.
Well, that's not the point that we're dealing with.
Trans women are rapists.
You put a rapist in a female jail.
That's not what we have.
It's all about.
Oh, isn't it?
Are women, but in the prison context, there is no automatic right for a trans woman.
But there are contexts where a trans woman is not a woman.
No, there is circumstances in which a trans woman will be housed in the male prison estate.
Look, we're talking here about trans women.
And I'm now asking about women born as women.
I don't think there are circumstances there.
So it's different for trans women.
Can you believe, especially people in Scotland, this is a serious conversation that's taking place from a leader, a member who's leading your country.
I don't know why things are going sideways in Scotland.
I mean, look, you can't do better than this.
This is a real conversation that they're having.
This used to be online, old-school internet making fun of the left five years ago.
Probably five years ago, people like Crowder were doing sketches like this.
Like, oh my God, like, it's beyond absurd.
It was absurd what they were doing then, but this was like next.
Now we've reached that.
How much further will we go?
How much further is there to go?
How much crazier can this get?
She's like, it's just, it's nonsense.
She can't figure out what's going on because it's called gobbledygook.
This is, again, a communist tactic that they employ.
Look at, gee, oh, it sounds like it, I know, it sounds like a made-up word.
And it's perfect because that's what it is, gobbledygook.
It's word salad bullshit nonsense to confuse people.
That's all it is.
It doesn't mean anything.
None of it means anything.
And you can't make heads or tails of it.
You can make it sound like however you want.
It's designed that way because it's a weapon.
It's a weapon.
It's propaganda.
It's meant to do that.
You think China's doing this shit?
You know the Russians are doing this shit?
No.
This is really good for everyone.
We're doing great.
Think of the amount of time we're spending on shit like this.
All of the problems we have.
I think Freddy Mercury wants his fucking live aid money back.
You know?
All of the problems we've had that we've had for decades that just never seem to be able to get fixed somehow.
It's such a puzzling thing to ponder.
Do you know why?
Well, how are we ever going to fix anything when this is what we're wasting our fucking time with?
We have the House of Commons in Canada going, all right, everybody, we're going to talk about what Tucker Carlson said about us today.
All over the over the pond.
In Scotland, we've got this going on.
Are women, but in the prison context, there is no automatic right for a trans woman.
But there are contexts where a trans woman is not a woman.
No, there is circumstances in which a trans woman will be housed in the male prison estate.
Is there any context in which a woman born as a woman will be housed in the male estate?
Look, we're talking here about trans women.
And I'm now asking about women born as women.
I don't think there are circumstances there.
So it's different for trans women.
Well, yes.
And I'm not.
So they're not equal.
That is not.
There is a risk assessment process done for trans women that takes.
You see, the reason you can't come up with a straight answer, lady, is because it's fucking nonsense.
When you can't just explain it in very simple terms that a child can understand, you don't know what you're talking about.
Pretty sure that's an Albert Einstein quote, and he's very right if that is correct.
If you're able to explain it to anyone on the street, you should be able to.
If you're smart and you know what you're talking about, whatever it is, rocket physics, fucking anything as complicated as the mechanism of how an atomic bomb works.
You can explain it to someone who doesn't know anything about that shit if you know what you're talking about.
You can't answer these questions because it's nonsense.
There is no answer.
It's madness.
You live in a world of madness.
You're in a Looney Tunes episode.
Like, there's some interesting...
This is fun.
I did this once just out of curiosity, and I had a great time watching it because I'm a nerd.
I was up for an hour probably.
I watched numerous U.S. military training videos from the World War II.
Now, why it was interesting was because they would take, they're far, so fucking, far, far fucking superior to the shit that we're doing now.
I'm telling you, we went backwards in time.
So taking into consideration the average Army GI, private corporals, like these guys, they're not going to be educated.
They don't have college degrees.
They don't have universities.
Some of them don't even read or write.
You know, they're farm kids.
They're fishermen.
So you have to talk to them in plain terms so that they understand what they need to do.
And you can take very complicated, especially if you have somebody today explain it, things like company attacks and ambushes and how to assault a machine gun nest and blah, blah, blah.
How does this anti-tank weapon system work?
They call it.
This is the Precision Patriot Missile Anti-Tank Defense Weapon System 4.6 Mark 17 designed by Lockheed Martin, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They don't give a shit.
It's a waste of time.
What do they need to do?
They need to know how to fight to win.
So tell them how to do it.
Do you know the fuck you're talking about?
Yeah, I do, unfortunately.
Okay, good.
So they're like, here's, all right, see, you see, you got one of these babies, eh?
It's got a fucking bazooka.
He's like, all you got to do is fucking, and he's like, you pull the pen, you extend the tube, or no, that's an M72 I'm thinking of.
But, you know, you put the thing in and you line it up like so and you just give the old, take the safety off and make sure this is set to whatever the fuck.
And then when that German tank gets within 100 meters, you aim right here, right at the soft spot, right at the belly.
Yeah, that's the spot.
And then you let them have it.
You know, it's like, makes sense.
And they're like, good to go, done.
They're all trained on the bazooka now.
All right, go shoot them.
There, boom, y'all guys all shoot one.
Good to go.
Got it.
Now we're like, we're going to spend a week training on the, like, oh my fuck.
They did everything in very simple, basic, like almost cartoonishly, hilariously simple.
And it was all legit.
All the tactics, everything was like, yeah, that is basically what you do.
Yeah.
So the people then were so much smarter to do.
Now it's a, it's.
So they are women are.
Well, it's complicated because like, I mean, well, how they express an identity.
No, it's nonsense.
It's gobbledygook.
If you can't explain it to a five-year-old, forget it.
Forget it.
It's not real.
It's not even a real thing.
How'd you explain an atomic bomb to a child?
Okay, well, basically, Billy, you know what bombs are, right?
Big explosions?
Yeah.
So this kind of bomb is a special bomb.
See, scientists have found a way to go really, really small, right to the atomic level.
That's why it's called an atomic bomb.
Inside your body and everything in the world, there are these atoms, and they're very, very small.
And they've discovered that if you're able to split one in half, the release of energy from doing so creates a huge explosion.
And that's why it's called an atomic bomb.
Essentially, that's how it works.
Split the atom, kaboom.
So they've decided to process, you know, and you could probably, that's basically the latest.
What more do you need to know?
Imagine what a scientist, a physicist, a person that actually builds nuclear bombs, how they could explain it to you.
Very, very fucking easily.
They're not going to be sitting there waffling around on buzzwords and terms that don't make sense.
Oh, well, it's the yield is, well, it depends.
The thermal barracks...
Well, I mean, I don't...
You don't have any confidence in the subject material.
Fail, you have failed, PLQ.
Get out.
You have failed.
You will be a corporal forever.
You are too stupid to be in charge.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Lesson up, see?
You know?
It seems ridiculous.
It's like, it's so stupid and campy.
It's like a 1940.
You think it was a joke.
Like, no, these are the real Army training man, like training videos.
They'd sit down in the theaters and bro.
So you're going to fight the Japs, eh?
Like, that's how it would start.
And there'd be like cartoon Japanese soldiers in the bushes and shit.
But fuck, it works.
If you remember it and you get the gist of what's supposed to happen, dude, you're with it.
That's the whole point.
That's how training is.
If you can take what's in here and put it in there and they get it, they're like, I know exactly.
It worked.
The USB mind-to-mind transfer, I'm talking about communication or that's how somebody is, you know, they're a smart communicator.
You don't use these insane words, but make this person in their head be in the same place as you are in your head.
Okay, go.
Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about.
You can't explain shit.
People are very good at explaining things they know a lot about.
Ask a lot of these sports ball guys if you got real interested.
Like, explain to me how a power play works.
Oh, well.
So you got like five guys on the ice, right?
Well, you get a penalty, you fucking lose one.
So you're another guy, you know?
You're like, oh, interesting, yes.
You know a lot about this game.
There's a lot of rules, but you can explain them all pretty quickly.
Because you do nothing else.
Anyway, we're screwed.
It's all over.
I'm just going to play this because it's funny.
And, uh, you know, It's for CBC.
I don't have a name because they don't let me have a name.
They used to call me Associated Press around the office, but I haven't been there in over a year, so I don't know what they call me now.
Hey guys, can you hear me?
I'm just.
Sorry, I just muted you.
I'm not sure if they pay me, but they do give me free CBC Gem where I watch Baroness Fun's sketch on repeat while I contemplate transitioning into a female so my articles get pushed more by the state.
This is my favorite little mosque on the prairie episode where they blow up corner gas.
Crossover episode only on CBC Gem.
I'm just worried they're going to open things up and then I'm going to actually have to go and report on stuff instead of just reading three random tweets and basing a whole article on it.
I mean, 75% of Canadians are white.
Why do they need to be entertained?
I work for CBC.
I don't have a name because they don't let me have a name.
He's funny.
He deserves to be popular.
He's good at it.
Good for him.
Oh, all right.
Let's check these chats and then we're going to fucking shut this down.
We did the, all right, for a second, I was like, did we do the horrible factor fairy?
Oh, right.
I dragged you.
It was like dragging you over hot coals, factor fairy tale.
Are you kidding?
Oh, it was horrible.
I didn't listen.
I didn't like to have to do that to you, but it had to be done.
Something had to be.
Something had to be done.
You guys know what you're being like.
You know what it's getting like.
You're getting soft.
All right?
I missed some fucking Rumble chats now.
I got to scroll up because it's not a very intuitive system.
You literally have to physically scroll up and just look for them.
Doesn't pin them or anything, you know?
Right, man.
I'm Breezy swearing at me in Spanish.
I think.
Was that you?
Getting bogged down.
It was.
Getting bogged down in the details again.
Be that voice says here to take my money from the dumpster city where dead people ride around on transit.
People where Libtards think she's sleeping and I'm the creator.
What?
Have we reached that stage now?
There's just dead people on buses and like no one cares, you know?
She's probably asleep.
She looks dead.
If anybody asks, she's okay.
Why would you do that?
We live in a city in Canada.
Nobody cares about anybody.
E.J. Roby, Robbie.
I don't know.
It says, take my money.
Where are you going to put it anyway?
Up Phillips' nose.
Whatever I want to do.
Give me your money.
You have some.
Give it to me.
I want it.
We're almost ready to launch the grift shop.
That's going to be the website where we're going to grift your little hearts out.
We're going to have all kinds of pointless shit that you don't need.
That's terrible quality.
And we're going to charge way too much for it.
And I'm going to be like, buy it.
Buy it or fuck you.
Give me your money.
You know?
Straight up.
It's the grift shop.
It's Gregor Cade's idea.
So blame him.
Like, let's just fuck it.
Hey, you're at the grift shop.
Give me your shit.
Give me your money.
Here's some crap that nobody wants.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Leave.
You're in the way.
We need more customers.
It won't be that cynical, I hope.
It could be, though.
It very well could be that cynical.
Madam Breeze says, thank you for bringing this up.
Pedophilia should never be normalized.
No, I'm glad you brought that up at the end here because that's kind of what I wanted to leave with.
Western critique?
Who are you?
I do always do this on Odyssey.
Canada's conservatives are brutal leftists.
They're just...
They won't stop them.
They won't.
They don't have what it takes.
They're too weak and they're too soft.
And the other side knows how to beat them every time.
And this pretense, they don't have what it takes.
They just don't have what it takes.
They're not willing to go do the work, get dirty, and fight them where they need to be fought because they'll be called names.
And nobody wants that.
So they're just going to let it happen.
It's really pathetic.
It's really, really pathetic.
Paris says, I missed it.
Episode 300.
Congratulations.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, Mr. Sweet.
And Secular says, we got to kick the goblin in the pit while we hydrate.
It's a good opportunity to hydrate is when they're in the pit.
Oh, um, this is really getting, um, This is insulting in a lot of different ways.
Soldiers and battle imagery at historic sites may trigger people, Parks Canada survey says.
Last year, the government dissed out $54,000 on focus groups to seek opinions about an advertising campaign for Canada's national parks.
Studies commissioned by Parks Canada clear that some Canadians reacted negatively to imagery of historic battles because of colonialism and the ongoing war in Ukraine.
Oh, okay.
Well, fuck all those people.
Fuck those wars.
Fuck the dead.
Fuck the graves.
Fuck the monuments.
Get rid of all of it because Becky's triggered.
Oh, were you triggered?
You know what was triggering?
Probably being buried alive by mud in the Battle of the Somme.
That would probably be pretty fucking triggering, especially to the people that witnessed it and survived to tell the tale.
I think they would be pretty disturbed and triggered by that.
I think the least you could do is let them have a fucking monument out of respect.
No, you know, that may be problematic.
I'm telling you guys, I'm going to make this prediction right now.
The next real thing, one of the last things they're going to knock out from India is the entire, all of it.
The veteran community, the war memorials, it's all going to come down.
It's white supremacy.
It's colonialism.
Hey, those world wars, it's 98, 99% white people, wasn't it?
All the battle honors, the movies, the whole, it's very toxic, toxic European culture.
Ooh, gross.
No good.
They're going to come for it.
They're working around the edges of it right now.
Let's chip away at the veteran.
We'll call them ideologically motivated, violent extremists.
There's no violence, but we'll call them that anyway, so people will be scared of them.
The police will stigmatize the veterans and infer that they're all dangerous ticking time bombs.
You can't let them have guns or be out there.
They're crazy.
They've got severe PTSD.
Oh, they do?
Really?
You just pull that out of your ass?
Or what are you doing?
They will.
It's one of the last shreds of nationalism.
It's one of the last few remaining things that people can still get behind and wave the flag and be proud of as part of their national identity.
And that's not allowed in the new communist system.
That will go.
That will go.
You know it as I'm speaking these words.
I know you can feel it in your gut.
They're like, yeah, they're.
You can read the writing on the wall.
You can see them circling it from the distance, licking their lips and smm.
I'm going to take down that fucking war memorial someday.
That's just fucking white people worship is what that is.
It's triggering, yeah, it's triggering, yeah.
And why are we glorifying these horrible conflicts anyway?
People shouldn't even be, we shouldn't even have to think about this.
This is terrible.
I'm traumatized.
Really, you're traumatized.
Here's what I find traumatizing.
Being someone that was subjected to these conditions under the false pretenses that I thought it was, you know, good for the nation, we were protecting our interests and so on, totally wasn't.
Those decisions that ruin the lives of tons of people, many friends of mine, lots of them have lost their lives or killed themselves since.
Because it damages you severely.
This is not a career that you take on and expect to like.
It's like you recover from professional boxing and you have brain damage and all fucked up.
It's like, well, what did you expect?
You get punched in the face for a living.
Like the NFL, like none of those guys are healthy.
No one retires from the NFL like, I feel great.
Their bodies are destroyed.
But they know that.
Like, that's part of the deal.
In exchange, we're going to pay you a lot.
You know?
There's an understanding.
And the people making these colossally horrible decisions have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
And worse than that, they're getting rich to do it.
Here's some of the perks.
So remember, remember, 57% of the Senate was appointed by the current government.
So that's the last battle.
Are you suggesting they're not independent?
Yes, obviously.
Duh, da-doi.
It's politics.
They reach senator status and all of a sudden they're fucking above.
Oh, no, we're above all that.
We're basically, you know, blind justice, you know, oh, yeah.
This was from 2019, after the election, there were 98 new MPs, and this person decided it was interesting to let everybody know, Amanda Connolly, I believe, that members of the House of Commons get a base salary, but can also get top-ups if they serve in additional roles, which many of them do.
To start, each MP will take home a salary of $178,900 per year, more than double the Canadian median household income.
The average home, where many people are working two jobs, the mom and the dad, some of them even have two jobs.
So there's three jobs.
Sometimes four jobs.
The median income is $70,000.
So well over half.
Well over double, rather.
Plus, they get an additional compensation starting at $6,000 a year for serving as committee vice chairs, deputy whip, house leader, or caucus chair for an opposition party.
The next top-up racket is $12,400.
That goes to anyone that will be tapped to serve in the National Security and Intelligence Committee of parliamentarians.
They're doing a great job.
I love what you guys did with the whole Diagalon situation, by the way.
You earned every penny of that $12,400 extra dollars on top of the other $178,000 that you've done.
Great job.
Plus the deputy whip, the official opposition.
An extra $17,000 goes to deputy house leaders for the government, official opposition, the chief government, opposition whips, the people in charge of the marshalling MPs for things like votes get an extra $31,000.
So they're doing quite well.
They're doing quite well.
The deputy speaker of the house, along with the opposition house leader and chair of national security intelligence committee of parliamentarians, receives an additional $44,000, while the leaders of the parties other than the government official parties get an extra $60,000.
Why not?
Let's just make them all millionaires.
Members of parliament also get a range of allowances for their office budget, travel expenses and housing, of course.
Each MP gets $363,000 to run their offices, including employee salaries, operating costs, and wireless devices.
They also get a range of expenses and allowances for travel, both expenses they incur personally and those that Related to travel for parliamentary purposes.
Oh, yes, it was for gork reasons.
You know how often that abuse goes on?
The guys are in the army left and right.
I guarantee they're milking this for every penny.
They're writing off everything to the taxpayer they possibly fucking can.
So they're rolling in money as well.
MPs can charge up to $30,000 in meals, accommodations, and incidentals that they themselves incur during travel to a separate expense account.
So if you thought they were spending this money even just on food and hotels, they're not.
They're building you for that too.
An additional $30,000 per person.
Probably annually.
It's a lot of money just to spend on food and hotels.
Starting to get the idea these people live a very, very different lifestyle than you.
The housing allowance, we're not done with the allowances.
The MPs who have a primary residence in their writing to claim a maximum of $28,600 in secondary housing expenses per year.
So their apartments, all that stuff is paid for.
Everything's paid for.
Plus a massive salary on top of it.
That's telling you to trust the science.
Those are the people telling you to stay home, stay safe, send all of our weapons, our soldiers, everyone, our children to go die in Ukraine.
Saying you're asking for more than we're willing to give right now.
Why don't you just cancel Disney Plus?
Are you struggling for money?
Try canceling Disney Plus that we did at our house, where we make $300 and something thousand dollars.
on the books.
Thanks.
And.
And...
At the very least, at the very minimum, please.
Canada, for the love of God, at the least you can do is make them uncomfortable with this.
On top of everything else they've done.
How many people are suffering and dying right now because of these scums?
Did you know that one of the survivors of the Porta Pete massacre took his own life a little while ago when I was in jail, actually?
Because he couldn't even get, they wouldn't help him sell his house.
He wanted to move.
He didn't want to be there anymore.
He couldn't get mental health attention because, well, there's no doctors.
They all got fired.
So he said, fuck it.
And he killed himself.
So we're up to 24 victims.
How much more?
The damage it did psychologically to the children, the lockdown.
I mean, I could go on and on and on.
And they got rich to do it all.
Rich with more money than any of us will ever make.
And they get pensions too.
Just for being there a little while.
What is it, six years in the pension?
Six or seven years.
Something laughable.
Something laughable.
Doesn't that make you mad?
The extent that we are being taken advantage of is grotesque.
It's beyond the pale.
The very bare minimum you can do is make them understand that.
On top of everything else, on top of everything they've done, everything they get away with, they don't get to just have a nice time while they bleed us like a stuck pig.
I like what Chris Sky's doing.
Somebody's got to put a stop to this shit.
They've got phone numbers.
They've got offices.
Blondies!
Cheers to season three!
Episode 300 of Derek Glad.
It's just Jell.
Thank you very much.
Chelsea, Chris for Walkins.
like the bone gets bigger and then it gets smaller.
At the same time, yeah, it's...
Second row seven, pairs, coach and lady, it's natural speed.
What happened to Waco, man of the mountain?
Dr. Denston, Mr. Man!
Ariel Swindlestein, Mr. Bullock.
Slap him on the left.
I'm getting cancer.
Mr. Bullock, I did you already.
David, Zabek's demise.
Anderson Paladin, Godzilla, Gira, Chelsea.
I did, oh, this never stopped.
Serge Brok, the Reaper's son.
Scott Baker, Satoshi Afe, Angelina.
Marty, thanks, buddy.
I appreciate it, Marty.
Marty!
Marty, let's go, Marty.
Big Ed, Colbert's mom, Feathernaught.
Mika Shrey, McGlams, Harris, Littlefoot.
The real Bret Hart, Robert O'Leary.
Angel of Wrath.
No, there's so many different ones.
Reed Northman, Northern Bigot, Short and Long.
Sean M., Scarecrow, Pilot Mike.
Base Agoras.
Full draw.
Dan, the Rage of the Canadian.
Thank you guys very much.
Be that voice, Madam Breezy.
Ram.
And I might have missed one, somebody on, uh, over there on Rumble.
Western Critique, thank you very much, guys.
I appreciate it.
Get costumes.
British accents.
And we'll just...
Why not?
They want to be ridiculous.
Well, we'll be ridiculous more.
We'll be more ridiculous.
We'll get our own fucking balloon.
We'll float a balloon.
We'll balloon this whole place.
Our balloons will blot out the sun.
All right.
When you surrender, you're going in the Oblivion Pit.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
300 is a fuck!
100, 200, 300 times the biggest.
I thank you for all of them.
Take care of yourself.
It's a weak guy.
Don't get too crazy.
But you know, don't be lame either.
Puppet!
Sixth Emperor Tyrannus.
We'll see you next time.
RagingDistance.com.
Cheers, guys.
RagingDistance.com.
Take it up and down.
Till we drop dead, let's die!
*Depic music*
Phil up.
No.
Can you hear me from up there?
Don't you land that balloon here.
I can hear you.
I don't want to hear it.
No.
Phil, get this out of the lock.
We can't have it here.
You can't land this in the front of the house, Phil.
Who are these people?
These are whores.
Where did you get these whores?
No, take them back to Russia.
Phil, no!
I said no cocaine water balloons.
Why is it here?
Reloading on what?
Why is there a massive horse there's a massive stash of drugs in the wood pile?
No wonder nobody's taking the wood.
It's a fucking hiding place for his drugs.
Take it and go.
Just take it and go.
Don't touch that, you skank.
Get up!
Now I gotta burn this desk!
I gotta burn this desk, Phil.
Get out!
Get on your crazy War 6 drug balloon and get the fuck out of here!