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Jan. 14, 2023 - Raging Dissident
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🏴 RageCast 292: SCHADENFREUDE

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We got to start somewhere.
How's it going, guys?
What are you doing out there?
Are you doing great, kid?
Are you doing okay?
Are you making it?
Are you signed up for MAID?
There's a lot of people that watch this that need to be.
They're obsessed, they're addicted, and they've got nothing else to do.
You know, I've, you know, made careers and made a lot.
I've really sprung up an entire cottage industry of people that just, you know, hate me so much that they've dedicated their lives to it.
That's some kind of power.
Imagine being someone that just is obsessed with following around someone you hate all day long.
Like crazy John Lennon level stalker murderer type of, you know, that's that's that's real mental illness right there.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
But they'll get made or they'll take themselves out one way or another because they're just not going to be able to withstand the drastic level of lowering of the standard of living that we're probably all going to have to endure here shortly.
But what's the big deal?
Everybody likes it.
You're going to own nothing and you're going to be happy.
Davos is happening this week.
Or is it next week?
It's coming up very soon.
Hopefully, I put in a word for it.
I don't know if it's going to be approved, but we are hoping for a tactical nuclear strike by the Russian Federation on Davos at the peak of the conference, hopefully wiping out a lot of the worst people in the world in one fell swoop.
That would create an opening, at least.
I don't think it would fix the problem overnight, but it's like blowing up the Death Star if I may use a Star Wars reference.
And you know what?
Maybe I'll only use Star Wars references tonight.
Shut the fuck up, Kevin!
Shut up!
Kevin prefers Star Trek.
Star Trek had one good show, Kevin.
The next generation, the rest, shit.
All of it shit.
Except for that one.
Don't deep space nine.
Don't deep.
What?
Who cares?
That's like a soap opera on a space station.
It never goes anywhere.
Blame.
Stupid.
Star Wars.
No, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's got space, you know, wizards and anyway.
As long as it's just somebody keep hold of Kevin.
I don't want to put up with it anymore.
Rapoozel, thank you very much.
Serum Adams, love you.
Jeremy, all capital letters.
Thank you.
I love you too.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Sergeant Rock, always dependable.
I appreciate you.
Thank you, brother.
Rage is a sharp-dressed man during season three.
I think he could be the new James Bond double O. Oh, fuck you, man.
F-Y-M-M.
Good evening to all the dags and daguettes.
Let's go.
And no one gets on the truck.
DNDF.
Dagulon now.
Daguelon forever.
Circulon never, which is where you go.
When you go get made, you go right to Circulon, which is, you know, that's where they want to be.
I don't understand why they're not doing it.
Another way you can get to Circulon very quickly is getting a booster.
Getting more boosters.
Every single shot brings you closer to Circulon.
And, you know, if you're not there yet, just get another one.
You know?
Forge your documents.
Get another one in the same day.
Get 20. Just don't stop getting them.
Get them over and over and over and over again.
You know, just out of spite.
Angry John Todd, how are you, sir?
He says, Marxism is corruption.
I shouldn't have assumed your gender like that.
I'm sure that's a hate crime in the new.
I don't even want to call it Canada, but I guess I will.
Canada to me now means something entirely different than it did when I was growing up.
It means when I see the word and the flag, it just all of the everything that springs to mind is all bad.
And all of the things it used to mean, and it's all been buried under a very thick layer of waste, of trash and filth.
It's a degenerate, very left-wing socialist country.
It's always going to be that way.
There is no political will in this country to change that.
It's just what they want.
The people here want to be communists, so let them be communists.
Let them eat their dogs and cats.
That'll never happen, bro.
En contrare, it will, and I can't fucking wait to see it happen.
And I am going to engage in so much, just to hurt you more, because it's the least I can do after everything you've done.
So much Schadenfreude will be enjoyed by me.
If you're not familiar with the word, it's a German word, and I don't think there's any other equivalent that I could find.
But basically, it means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others, which is what the left is like to do.
Remember all of the scumbag, drug addicts, and trailer parks?
Oh, well, yes, obviously.
But not just them.
Political leaders, media figures, people that just spout propaganda on social media networks, celebrities and so on.
Like Michael Rapaport.
Remember that fucking dumb retard?
You know, all these people making their videos.
You can't, can't, get that.
I can't fucking wait for you people to have strokes and suffer like skin leak, all this shit that's going on.
Pulmonary problem.
I love it.
I love seeing it because nobody deserves it better than you.
It's the only time in my life that there's actually been some kind of cosmic justice that it's like you are going to get what you deserve and it's the best thing in the world.
Or maybe you've got some, you know, barely, it's just a dormant cancer.
You'd probably, it maybe never would have been activated or it never really, really had an impact on you until your 70s.
But maybe you're going to have it now in your 30s or your 20s or your 40s or your 50s.
People are dropping like athletes, as they like to say.
There's people dropping like 20-year-old athletes out there right now.
What's going on with that?
That's the elephant in the room you're not allowed to talk about.
Well, we talk about it.
Men with sacks, they talk about it.
And apparently there's so few of them that scores of women have had to show up and go, I guess I'm a man.
I guess I'm the men now.
I'm now the warrior leader because all the men in my town are watching the World Junior Hockey Game and jerking each other off over teenagers playing sports ball.
So I'm out here trying to alert people to the fact that there's a very serious problem.
That's a conspiracy.
If it says just one light, if it says just one.
When they start talking like that, I'm like, man, I would love to see her head come apart.
Like, just kadoosh, you know?
My God, you know, for no other reason, just to see how little is in there.
I feel like an exploding head of a cirqu is just like a balloon popping.
And you're like, oh, there's nothing.
Like, there's a little bit of fluid, some smell.
But other than that, it was pretty much just an empty vessel of nothing, you know?
What if it takes one life?
What if it takes 10,000?
What if it kills and harms more people than it helps?
Which I'm thinking is a pretty strong probability since it's helped no one.
It has no effectiveness at stopping anything, stopping any transmission, curing you.
It doesn't do anything.
It was 100% effective.
It was 90% effective.
It was 70% effective.
It was 50-50.
It was just get it.
Well, it evolves, so we need a booster now.
Oh, a different one.
We have endless pharmaceutical products for endless fear-mongering products that we put on the TV.
We present you the problem.
We give you the solution.
We bill you twice.
It ain't that nice.
Nobody's the wiser.
And it doesn't matter if you don't have that kind of street smarts to know that your instincts, that you're in danger, that something fucky is afoot.
No amount of education, no amount of intelligence, just raw horsepower of a brain.
No amount of any of that.
No privilege, no amount of money.
Nothing can protect you from making catastrophically stupid fucking decisions if you don't have that.
If you don't have any instinct, if you don't have any ability to detect bullshit, you're going to pay the price.
And right now, that looks like that comes in the form of strokes, heart attacks, and sudden coincidences.
That's the price for blindly following somebody in front of some rich asshole, pharmaceutical companies.
I hate the left so much.
I mean, I absolutely, like, I don't even consider, I don't even think they're people, you know, maybe.
I don't know.
They don't seem to have a soul or anything like that.
And that they're so morally, you know, vacant and malleable.
They can just go from one to the other like nothing happened.
They can be super anti-war, you know.
That was the left-wing thing.
When I first started becoming politically interested in things that were happening, I was a leftist because at that time, being a left-winger was like anti-big government, anti-empire wars all over the Middle East, anti-big bankers, anti-foreign funding, pro-Our people.
Take care of the people that live here.
We've got fucking welfare cases.
Everybody's sick and dying.
There's people living in the streets.
This is a fucking, what the fuck is going on here?
That was left-wing hippie shit back then.
Occupy Wall Street, you might remember.
What is that now?
All of those people now are pro-big government, pro-warmongering, pro-giant pharmaceutical company, which has done nothing but rape our civilization over the last 20 years with drug after drug after drug after drug.
And if the drug caused you a side effect, that's okay.
They've got a drug for those too.
And pro-government, of course.
Of course they are.
They're very pro-government now.
It was probably easy to be anti-government at the time because they were conservative or Republican or, you know, in air quotes, right-wing governments.
They're not, but, you know, they're centrist.
The right-wing in North America, at least, is a centrist government at best.
They're not right-wing.
They're centrists.
And, you know, awful.
And then they did all the bad things.
So then they put their people in charge.
And never again would you see them pipe up.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
We'll just ruin and destroy everything.
And, you know, it's going to be, maybe next time we'll get it right.
Maybe the next time the wheel spins around and civilization is rebuilt up from the ashes and, you know, a thousand years from now.
I mean, guys, this is just what happens.
There's no point lamenting and crying and whining about it.
This is how it goes.
All right?
The fourth turning.
This is just how it is.
Things go up and things come down.
We're on the way down and it's happening.
It's just, this is the cycle you get to live in.
You get to live in the fall of the Roman Empire, the end of the Spanish Empire, the collapse of the Soviet Union, whatever it is.
You get to live in a catastrophically shitty timeline where things get worse your entire life.
And then your children will live in a world that sucks and then maybe starts to get better in a few decades.
And then your grandchildren potentially can inherit the gift of, well, all those other previous times we decided to do totalitarian communist rule by elite shitbags.
I wasn't quite convinced until the final epic collapse of all of Western civilization in a global Weimar state.
Then they're like, okay, I think now we can close the book on these idiotic, stupid ideas.
We can just burn them forever.
Burn the books.
Yes, that's right.
Burn them.
Burn all of their books.
Burn critical race theory.
Burn it in a pile.
Because it's toxic and horrible.
It's like drugs.
It's just as damaging.
It's a terrible idea.
You're giving it to people that don't even know what the fuck they're doing.
They were giving that to people in jail.
They were giving that to other prisoners in jail that are like, some of these guys, man, they read a book.
They don't ever think, who wrote this?
Why did they write it?
Where do they write this from?
Who are they?
Just read the words.
That's the truth.
It was in a book.
Just the fact they're even reading a book is like, they're basically Aristotle as far as these guys are fucking concerned, right?
So, you know, yeah, I think, you know what?
What are they going to say?
Oh, my God, he's an advocate.
Yeah, we can burn all the trans books saying that, you know, oh, it's okay to have, you know, 15 daddies that have three orgies in your living room because that's just the way Billy was raised.
Nope, that's not normal.
That's not healthy.
That's not good.
And, you know, if people want to be fucking weirdos on their own time as adults, I don't care.
Just keep it the fuck away from me and my kids.
You don't get to teach kids about it, though.
That's fucking crazy.
Burn that, too.
All of that gets, all of the, all the nonsense should be burned.
We need make book burnings great again because they have no problem burning digital content.
They'll erase people off the internet like there's no tomorrow.
They have erased, and now they're erasing government data, government data.
They're erasing the food pricing index, weather data, or the consumer price index, the inflation data, that's all being erased.
How many people have been erased, unpersoned, deleted, gone by.
This establishment of the last 25 years or so has erased and went back and retroactively edited more information than anybody in history because they have the power to do it.
Nobody in history has had the ability to go, erase someone off the internet.
They can do it now and they do it all the time.
So I don't care.
They do that.
I say we burn their books because fuck them.
And we're going to need to stay warm, guys, because you can't use your gas stoves to even cook your food or anything like that.
That's going to be banned because fossil fuels, you're going to need an electric oven, which, of course, I know is powered by fossil fuels through the electricity grid.
But, you know what?
I don't know why I'm even bothering to lie to you guys and try to explain this.
Listen, as a globalist dictator, we're just making things as difficult for you as possible.
We're really trying to corral you and take away one by one any kind of ability you have to sustain yourself until you eventually you wake up and realize that you're in a cage that we've designed for you and there's no way out and the only way to survive is to do exactly what I say.
You know, that may sound far-fetched, but that is exactly what they've set out and said they were going to do since the 1980s, 70s maybe even.
And, you know, they're doing pretty good at it.
They've done quite a good job.
But again, hey, at least we watched all that sport.
Hey, we had a good time, right?
Remember all those Super Bowls and pay-per-views?
I mean, man, it's a good thing.
It's a good thing our children and grandchildren get to suffer, and we get to suffer now because we were busy fucking around.
That's good.
That's really good.
That's the best, you know.
Angry, John Todd?
Marxism is corruption and incompetence.
Honor's principles are responsibility and trust.
Marxism is corruption and incompetence.
Honor's principles are responsibility and trust.
If you switch them and invert reality, you corrupt society.
In a corrupt society, there is no honor.
Nope, and we have none.
He says Marxism was designed to destroy honor because the honor system can expose Marxism for the lie that it is.
Reality is life without Marxism.
Yeah, I was touching on this yesterday or whenever that was, Wednesday.
You know, it's just the moral framework of what's right and wrong, and they don't like to have that.
They censor that and say it's hate.
When you come up with reality and just obvious, like, this is just true.
This is just right, and that's just wrong.
They say, well, that's hate.
Hate is code for anything that opposes their agenda.
It doesn't mean that it's hate.
And who cares if it is?
What are you legislating emotions now?
Are we going to have compelled love speech, you fucking idiots?
Who falls for this stuff?
The dumbest of the dumb.
The dumbest of the dumb is who fall for it.
Mr. Chow says, good evening, Range.
I have to say that you are factually incorrect.
That's never happened in the world.
You're banned forever.
If the Cirques' heads were to explode, there would be feces everywhere since they have shit for brains.
I really think there's nothing in there.
I'm an empty skull conspiracy theorist of the circle.
A lot of people have theories.
I'm one of the empty skulls.
Mr. Chow is a poop brain.
What are we doing?
What are we talking about?
Chyler Tilders.
Nice.
Says the pocket hanky really ties it all together.
Well done, sir.
It's a pocket square.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm trying to elevate you guys here a little bit.
Thank you, brother.
I appreciate it.
Sergeant Rock says, when it comes to the jab killing people, I think we are at the tip of the iceberg.
And those that are responsible, I think they have a good enough head start to get away with it, but they will pay for it.
Yep, I think that's a good assessment of the situation.
I think they've got some people of two years, five years is what it sounds like.
There was a doctor that explained all of this two years ago when he first started administering these.
And long story short, your immune system goes to shit.
You basically have AIDS.
And it seems as though the blood is forming some kind of clotting agents, rubbery-like...
And we're not allowed to ask or find out.
I mean, people are dying all over the place when they're not supposed to be.
And we're like, oh, look at that.
What's this?
I pulled like this eight-inch tube of something, some kind of rubbery mass that was just living in the carotid artery of this dead person.
I'm sure it's nothing.
It's only popping up everywhere.
Anywhere anybody does autopsies, which is very rare these days because reasons, coincidental reasons, of course.
Anybody that does the funeral homes and stuff, go ask them.
Go ask them how business is.
It's booming.
And if they see anything weird, you know, in their embalming process, because that's why it's coming out.
They're pumping the embalming fluid in and stuff to get them ready for the wake, and it's getting clogged.
It's going on, and what is this?
And they're pulling weird shit out of it.
It's all over the place.
I don't care.
It's happening.
People are dying all over the place.
no skin off my dick.
I'm going to be fine.
You know, probably not.
The police may kill me.
Somebody else may.
They'll put me in prison.
But, you know, as far as that goes, that's not a risk.
So that's good.
You know, there's upside.
Chief Dogma says: if you just pretend that life is a video game simulation, it becomes less shitty and more interesting.
Yeah, you have to not give as much of a fuck or else you'll completely go insane.
Who's on YouTube?
Anybody?
A lot of you still.
Hundreds.
What are you maniacs doing?
I do want to take the time just for a second.
Please, you know, go check out Odyssey.
Go check out Rumble.
Lots of people are using Rumble.
It's working really well.
And Entropy, of course, is my primary one because that's where that's who keeps the lights on.
EntropyStream.com.
EntropyStream.live.
Oh, I ruined it.
Slash Raging Dissident.
Jesus Christ.
Who cares?
I clearly can't do this.
So just go to the website and figure it out.
Ragingdissident.com.
And I encourage you to go find those because if you're sticking to these regular, I don't know how many people, hundreds, maybe a thousand now over the years.
Oh, I found your channel again.
Where have you been for the last year?
I thought you had quit forever.
No, I just got banned from YouTube for the fifth or sixth or seventh time.
And for the millionth time, I mean, the website link is on the screen.
I don't know what else to tell you.
I'm trying to keep hold of you, but you're making it really hard to keep wandering off.
I'm just going to leave you behind eventually.
It's going to have to come to this.
What do I got here?
What am I going to get into here?
I don't even.
I have no plan.
I was with the kids.
I was out all day, and I put them in bed and everything.
So I just have some leftover stuff from last time I didn't really get to.
And there's been some other awful stuff.
The war obviously marches on.
Man, the same as every other.
We are spending so much, so much money into that disaster.
And so another great, I just want people to consider this for a second, you know, especially the Slavo-Ukraine types, because they're the smartest people in the world, obviously.
The way you know someone is smart and has a mind of their own is when they do the same thing everyone else does all the time.
They do exactly what their television tells them to do.
That's how you know you're dealing with a creative one in a million.
That's basically Leonardo da Vinci right there.
They're also special and talented in their own ways because, you know, their childhoods told them that when they were never disciplined for anything ever.
Sigh.
What do you do when you have like it's just convenient.
I mean decades and decades worth of aging becoming less you know more worthless and less effective and useful by the day in the age of modern warfare.
We're talking about drones and IR lasers and precision-guided artillery shells, all kinds of stuff.
So all this Cold War stock from the 80s and 90s that everybody's been hoarding onto, it's not really going to – We should funnel it all off, and then we're going to need to replace our war reserves.
Hey, guess who's getting paid?
Lockheed Martin and General Dynamics and Raytheon and all they're going to make so much money.
Isn't that great?
Isn't that great that the weapons companies are just, man, they're looking at a haul.
Let's just take a look at the list just for a second.
Hey, Slava Ukraine, the big things.
We're only depleting our strategic reserves of weapons into a country that has nothing to do with us.
And wasting all of our tax money, bankrupting your future, and robbing your children blind so politicians can virtue signal on a place they don't give a shit about either, so much as their laundered money keeps coming in.
It's disgusting.
Let's just look at this for a second.
Here's a foreign aid to Ukraine.
Oh, good.
Even Albania is getting in on this.
Argentina, 14 tons of locally produced basic necessity goods from Artsakh?
I don't even know where that is.
Australia, here we're getting into good.
Armor personnel carriers, a couple dozen of those.
Bushmaster protected mobility vehicles.
Okay, so basically 90 of those.
Bunch of artillery guns.
Okay.
Wow, a lot of money, too.
Austria's chipping in.
Azerbaijan.
Bahrain.
Oh, Belgium.
Look at all that.
All 5,000 rifles, 200 M72s, large numbers of trucks, some 120 millimeter mortars.
So whatever you could spare.
That's all gone.
But oh, we're getting Canada's company.
Canada's contribution is quite large, guys.
And you're going to love it.
You're going to be so happy.
Bulgaria.
Hey, Bulgaria sent a bunch of helmets and vests in the thousands.
In the thousands.
But the amount of people that must be dead in the Ukrainian army, it's got to be a million.
It's fucking insane how much weapons and equipment that we're funneling into this place.
And they need more and more and more and more.
Do you know why they need more?
Because the last round got wiped out, and they need to replace it.
They are, I mean, I can't wait to see what the final death toll is of this thing, if anybody ever gets the real number.
But it's got to be...
This is the entire world versus Russia, just in case you don't notice.
Canada, oh, we've sent some of our air defense systems.
We've only had a couple in the first place, so why not?
Four 150 M777s, which is an entire, like, oh, let's just give away entire batteries of guns now.
We didn't have enough to begin with, but anyway, they're gone.
Those were all destroyed already, by the way.
Those didn't make it.
The Russians wiped those out.
39 armor personnel carriers.
Neeso's gone anyway.
Infantry mobility vehicles, good.
Infrared turrets, anti-tank weapons, all kinds of small arms, machine guns, sniper rifles, pistols, recoilless rifles, anti-tank, oh, it goes on and on.
Ammunition, military, helmets, body armor, fragmentation vests, gas gone and on.
How much?
200 million here, 20 million there, 120 million here, 250 million there, 6 million for that.
Oh, and by the way, we're going to buy them all kinds of more artillery guns and surface air missiles.
Maybe we'll buy them some of these F-35s too.
We're just straight up buying shit and sending it to them because Slava, Ukraine.
Chile, oh, even China.
China sent some Red Cross.
Okay, well, that's, you know, not surprising.
Colombia, Croatia, Cyprus, The Czech Republic, you know, emptied their military.
Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, France, oh, France, oh, France!
Oh, my God, that's a lot.
Germany, what are you doing?
Oh, wow, wow.
So, Germany's defenseless.
My goodness.
Oh, everything tense and all just whatever you got.
Give us it all.
Still going.
We're still in Germany.
Greece, Hungary, Iceland.
Do you even have whatever?
Iceland had like nine guns.
They gave them all to Ukraine.
Oh, Israel sent 2,000 helmets.
Oh, how nice of them.
Wow.
Italy, not bad.
But 200 million dollars.
I mean, 110 million euros.
So 200 million dollars.
Japan's chipping in.
Still going.
Latvia.
That's interesting.
Kuwait sent $2 million in humanitarian aid.
Kuwait.
Fucking Kuwait.
Kosovo sent ÂŁ100,000.
100,000 euros.
Lithuania sent a pile of stuff.
Luxembourg, that tiny country.
Oh, yeah, here's some Jeeps.
Here's some Helvees.
Here's some 6,000 of this.
20,000.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Montenegro, the Netherlands, of course.
Yeah, oh, good.
That's a lot.
That's lots.
Yeah, shell it all out.
So I'm just wondering, did Ukraine even have an army in the first place before this started?
This is a lot of stuff.
New Zealand, wow, that's a lot.
North Macedonia, Norway, Pakistan, Poland.
It goes.
We're only halfway down the point.
Portugal.
Portugal.
Well, you were never going to use it anyway, Portugal.
Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sudan, Sweden emptied the vault.
Switzerland's given all kinds of food and money.
Taiwan sent weapons.
Turkey, Turkey sent weapons.
Then, oh, the United Kingdom.
Oh, there we go.
Hey, hey, oh, hey, England.
Oh, and the main event, of course.
Oh, this is outrageous.
Look at this.
Oh, and they're training the troops on their home soil.
That potentially makes you a target, by the way.
If Ukrainian soldiers are going to train in your country and you're training them, which Canada's doing, probably America's doing, the United Kingdom's doing, there's Ukrainians here in Canada training for that war from our soldiers who would then go over there and basically mentor them.
We're this close to being directly like we're just fighting the Russians now.
We might as well be.
And we might as well just get it over with.
And, you know, this is the most transparently, stupidly obvious war I've ever seen.
If you're involved, I mean, I don't know what to say.
United Kingdom, United States.
Look, geez, mother of God.
It's a whole page just for the United States.
The United States has basically armed the entire.
I mean, we're still going.
Still going.
Still going.
So, oh, Uzbekistan and Vietnam and Vatican City City have finally kicked in.
So, you know, it's pretty expensive.
Wars are pretty expensive.
And very lucrative for somebody.
That's good.
I'm glad to see all that.
Also, again, it's a lot of replacement equipment.
A lot of the same shit keeps getting sent.
A lot of armor personnel carriers.
A lot of uniforms.
A lot of guns, small arms, a lot of tanks, a lot of artillery.
A lot of frontline combat unit stuff is being sent over and over and over and over and over again, which tells me that they're just getting ground into the dirt.
They're just getting absolutely raped in there.
And that's probably an accurate assessment.
So we'll just empty the pockets and empty this forever.
We'll just keep doing this forever.
Sending people into the meat ground forever.
There's probably over a million dead people in that war already.
But pat yourselves on the back.
Anti-war, totally woke left.
You guys care about people so much.
It's just, man, the bleeding hearts.
My goodness.
I don't know how you live with it.
I got you, sir.
And Jelena.
Hi.
Says, hi, Jeremy.
Thanks so much for continuing to do these live streams.
They've kept my husband and I sane for a couple years now.
Temporary relief from this commie nightmare.
We listen to your streams all the time.
Can you please give my husband, Marty, a shout-out?
He's working his ass off up north.
He's a legend and my hero.
Well, that's a good woman you got there, Marty.
You better be working your ass off.
He's like, oh, fuck.
Work harder.
Whatever you're doing, do it even more intensely.
Good for you.
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate that very much.
That's very sweet of you.
Sergeant Rock says, Ukraine has more equipment now than troops on the ground.
I think I should become an arms dealer.
I'll get rich faster than big pharma.
That's another interesting problem that not too many people are talking about.
But did you know what the...
The Western world, Western civilization, because we've been having like 1.3 children per family for how long now?
The average age is going up quite a lot.
We don't have a lot of young men anymore compared to the people we intend to fight who have a shitload.
So, you know, just for something else to chew on, this is just a quick map somebody threw together.
This is a percent of the population aged 65 and up by the year 2050.
So over 30% of the populations of Spain, Italy, Germany, Poland.
That's where Ukraine is, by the way.
If anybody doesn't know, for all of these people that want a virtue, that's it right here where my mouse curtains.
That's where Ukraine is.
Okay?
That's Russia now.
And this is what when they say the Crimea, it's this little peninsula here, island fucking shit show right there.
That's not Ukraine anymore.
The Russians took it by force, so it's theirs.
You can draw whatever map you want, but that is the situation.
And unless you're going to go physically take it from Russia, it's theirs, okay?
And we know you're not going to do that.
You're going to tweet.
You're going to tweet some stuff.
And no one cares.
But they should care about this, the fact that we're getting very, very old very quickly.
And who's going to support the economy when everybody's in the nursing home?
When the workforce is retired and is way top heavier than the workforce, which is shrinking by the day, that is not good.
We are in a terrible situation to fight a war.
We are probably in one of the worst, weakest positions ever that you can imagine.
We have A population in decline.
We have a divided population that hates itself.
Everybody hates everybody.
Nobody's getting along.
Economically ruined.
And I mean ruined with a capital R. It's not like, oh, we better tighten our belts.
I mean, extreme economic hardship.
A depression is coming.
Like a depression.
Like, not, oh, it's going to, I mean, like, people may be burning shit to stay warm in their own homes.
It could get that bad.
Like, well, we can't really afford heat in the winter.
You know, it's a luxury we can no longer afford.
Say bye-bye to Netflix.
That's just going to be for rich people.
If you have any idea, if you had any idea how bad this situation is with the fiat currency, like we're in the end game of that, and it's about to, it's going to be a fun 10 years.
It's going to be a fun 10 years.
So there's that.
All of our manufacturing jobs have left the country.
Anything that requires, so manufacturing, you know, like factories and plants, assembly lines, stuff like that, they can be quickly repurposed to make airplane parts, truck parts, tanks, weapons, guns, bombs, things you need in a war.
So when you mobilize your country, you go, oh, Jesus, we're fighting a big-time serious war against Russia.
And you know what Russia's going to do?
They're already in a wartime economy.
Did you know that?
They already have these factories running night and day, and they're making money off of it.
We're sitting here sleeping like nothing's happening.
They're going to do it, so we're going to have to keep up with them.
So we're going to have to do it.
Oh, shit.
All of our factories are gone.
Oh, that sucks.
I guess we'll have to rebuild those from the ground up.
Who's going to work there?
Oh, well, everybody's old and retired and sick.
Actually, more importantly, who's going to fight in the war?
Everybody's obese.
So forget a draft.
Who are you going to draft?
Have you looked around?
You're finished.
You're finished.
Most of the men are in horrible shape and couldn't pass a baseline basic from the year 2000 Army fitness test.
The average guy walking around can't do it.
The average guy can't do it.
The average guy in 1965 was like ripped.
There's pictures.
They're all in shape or at least fit.
They can do.
Can't do it anymore.
So you can't draft anybody.
We don't have any weapons.
We gave those all away.
We can't make anything.
We can't build anything.
Everybody's old, sick, and dying, and half the country doesn't even speak English anymore because we've imported them from the...
And we've got no money to leave.
It's not even like we have a treasure trove of cash or like hoarding gold for the last 10 years, like the Russians and the Chinese have been doing, that we could lean on for loans.
You know, if we get into a tight spot, be like, hey, United States, we need some money.
Or, hey, Bank of, you know, the devil, which all of them are.
Hey, Satan, we need another, I don't know, I'd say $200 billion, maybe $500 billion on the high end to get through the next summer fighting season.
Yeah, we're going to need a couple more divisions of tanks and so on.
It's going to be expensive.
Well, we'll leverage the lot.
We got a lot of gold we can sell.
Yeah, we can.
Oh, Canada, what do you have?
Literally nothing?
Yeah, I'm not loaning you anything.
And your money's worthless, by the way.
What are you going to do?
You're going to sell me some land?
I already own it all.
China owns all your shit already.
They're buying up your factories, man.
Our resource production sector, which keeps the country running, is just getting eaten alive by the Chinese, who is probably going to be the people we're fighting.
We are into the...
We're already half beaten, and the war hasn't even started.
I'm just saying, should this go the way it's inevitably going to go if it happened right now?
We lose now.
If we fought this now, we lose.
Things are not going to be, we're not going to be in a better position in five years or in one year.
Or I've seen them say that it looks like they're, and yeah, that's why they're sending a lot of weapons and shit in.
They're going to try a counteroffensive in the spring to try and defeat the Russians.
And that's really the last move they got.
And if that fails, shit's over.
Then it's like we have to go fight them ourselves because Ukraine.
So I don't know.
I say we're going to lose.
And I know that may seem impossible, but people lose wars, you know?
And we're not in a good position at all.
We are in terrible, terrible, terrible shape.
Oh, and by the way, our military is in free fall collapse.
So there's that.
And I think the Americans are as well.
They can't fill recruiting pools and selections anymore because there's not enough volunteers.
And of the people that do volunteer, not enough of them are in shape.
So that's an issue.
Morale is in the toilet.
The military's leadership has mostly been focusing on drag queens, rainbow flags.
I saw an Air Force officer, was that what he was, a colonel in the United States, who had a dog fetish mask on that he wore to work and was in multiple photos in full-dress uniform wearing a dog fetish gay fuck mask.
That was a Fulbird colonel in the United States Air Force.
Oh, right.
I should have known.
It's being run, I think, on some degree, by a transsexual man going by Levine, who looks like a scary man with lipstick, and it's really fucked up, guys.
The regiments here in Canada, there's nobody around.
We've got corporals watching companies of men.
I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the platoons we do have are run by You know, privately, because don't out yourselves because they're looking for you.
They're looking for the IMVEs in the militaries.
We've got to get rid of them.
Just get out, guys.
You can't hide.
They're going to either make you be one of them or they'll kick you out.
That's what's going to happen.
So here's what you have to do.
Decide, are you going to join them?
Are you going to do, are you okay?
If the answer is no, take the power into your own hands and go, fuck you.
I'm out.
Suck my dick.
I am not enabling this anymore with my presence.
This instant, and it is, the military right now, the government right now, everything that we have, every national level institution, many, many, way too many provincial level institutions is a fucking disgrace to everything that matters.
Everything the country was built on, everything our guys fought and died for.
Oh my God, it would break my heart.
Could you imagine?
Hey, they win the lottery.
They get to come back from the dead for a couple of days just for the weekend.
And I'd be like, guys, you don't want to see this.
Go back in the graves.
I'm serious.
It's not worth it.
You do not want to see what this has turned into.
Pronouns in your fucking emails.
You're the goddamn military.
Oh, actually, shut up.
Whatever you're thinking, shut up for five seconds and pretend.
Remember when you did basic training?
And I don't care if you're a private corporate.
You literally don't get to have an opinion.
You're way too new.
It doesn't.
I mean, the warrant officers now, the sergeant majors, like my guys.
And even older than that.
You know, there's some Bosnia-era guys hanging in there.
Remember when you guys did basic training?
Remember that army?
If I walked in a room full of all of you in the olive drab uniforms of 1997 or 98 or whatever, that environment, that 2000s pre-9-11 army or just right after, where you were still, sergeants would still holly out back to the sea containers and beat you up.
Would smack you in the face and hit you in the face.
What the fuck are you doing?
They would kick your ass, literally.
And then we had to ban that, you know?
Sometimes people deserve to be smacked.
I mean, it happens.
You're professional killers.
You know what I mean?
Anyway.
If you go back to that time, can you imagine?
All right, guys, I'm going to tell you about the future.
Hey, let's.
I'm just going to play I'm Wandering here.
Let's see.
We're going to use the time travel machine.
Can I find the...
We're going to go back in time.
It's the 90s, okay?
Alright, guys.
We have final parade.
No, no, first parade.
This is your first parade back after Christmas break.
I'm just going to set the scene for you.
All right, but you've got to have something to listen to because this is just...
All right, this is how it's going to be.
First parade, first day back after Christmas break, battalion parade, you know?
We'll be right back.
Gentlemen, welcome back from your vacation.
Playtime is over.
We've got shit to do in the new year.
We got the Russians breathing down our necks.
We are going to train them, and we are going to go there and kick their fucking asses in.
That's what's up!
But before we do that!
I need you all to pay very, very close attention to some changes we're going to make around here to make sure that we have what it takes!
Goddamn!
First of all!
All official regimental communications will end with your preferred pronouns!
Tay them!
Whatever it is!
You put it there!
And it's not okay for any of you to ask each other to explain them!
Just pretend you understand what it is!
Second of all!
This rainbow flag no longer means leprechauns or rainbows!
This means homosexuals!
And we love this now!
And we're gonna put it in front of the building!
It's coming up right next to the regimental flag!
Feminism!
All right, guys!
We're wearing high heels this weekend!
All the officers are gonna come with me down to the officers' mass!
We're gonna put on red high heels!
And we're going to parade around like assholes.
Just to...
None existed!
We've wiped them out!
I mean, just go do whatever you can!
It's fucking matter!
No more hitting the truth either!
No more!
We this legal possible!
And you know what?
Shave, don't shave!
Come to work dressed like Chewbacca!
I don't give a shit.
There's no dress code anymore!
It's gone!
It's all gone!
What else?
Um micro aggressions!
Alright, guys!
Fucking microaggression, sus!
If I see any more of this...
You know?
Except everything I just did, that's all real.
And we went from that, you know, the old army, right?
To whatever the fuck that was.
So, you know.
Hey, if the general says this is the right thing to do, then it must be, because, hey, every history book I've ever read has taught me that no general has ever been a stupid man.
That's never happened before.
There's never been stupid generals before.
Every officer general got there because he's really good at war.
And never in history has anybody ever thought they were up here, went into a war they weren't prepared for, and found out they were down here.
And they lost one.
You know?
Thank goodness none of that's true.
I'm sir, that rainbow-haired, you know, nose ring-having section commander whose name is, you know, Jajandra with an X because they're a they-them gender questioning, and we're not allowed to talk about it.
We don't know whether to say, you know, thank God it's just a sergeant and not an officer.
What do we say, sir, ma'am?
It's just here.
We don't fucking know.
You know, they're going to be on top of it because their priorities are all in the right place.
All right.
The Canadian military has never been more ready to go and slaughter other men at the highest level of competition that exists on earth.
The highest level of competition on earth that exists is war because it is for all of the marbles.
You're not risking a paycheck or like, it's like if you lose, you die.
Do you understand?
It's like squid game.
This isn't a fucking, it's not optional.
You can't be like, I'm bored of this.
It's like, no, no, you fight to the end.
Hopefully you're alive.
If you're not, well, that sucks.
And if you, maybe you live and then you're just a slave, I guess.
You know?
Because there's this thing with wars, guys, that when you get so hot-headed that you're fucking murdering each other and just massive numbers to just see who can kill more of who until somebody gives up, the people that do win, they tend to be like seething, you know, when it's over, and they like to like, you know, fill their pockets.
So they rob the living shit.
They rob you fucking blind.
Anything that you have that's valuable, kiss that.
That's gone.
That's going away to somebody else.
And they're going to treat you like shit and basically make you their bitch.
It's horrible.
Losing a war is probably one of the worst things.
That is the worst thing that can happen to a country.
Not a pandemic.
Not an earthquake.
Not global warming with credit.
No.
Losing a war is the worst thing that can happen to a country.
Oftentimes, it destroys the country and it never comes back.
It just gets absorbed by the bigger, stronger one, and it's like, you're mine now.
But I don't want to be here.
Bang!
Anybody else not want to be here?
Does anybody else not like the new arrangements?
Kevin slowly starts to stand up.
Colbert's mom's like, no, no, no, no, no, sit down.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Enjoy your new jobs in the salt mines.
The rich elite of Beijing very much enjoy your lobsters, Nova Scotia, by the way.
They asked me to tell you that.
They asked me to say, I win.
Something like that.
Something like that.
So, you know, let's, I'm just saying, I think it's very cool that we're, you know, like flirting with that situation, like showing a little leg, like, oh, yeah, you know, maybe I'll slide my feet under your butt next to you on the couch, you know?
Oh, are we doing this?
Okay.
Let's flirt with that situation.
That's a fucking amazing idea.
I can't think of anything smarter to do in the world than that.
Yep.
I just, I don't know how long I've been on this topic, but I'm just trying to make it very clear that if this goes, if this turns real, we're dead.
We are dead meat.
We are fucked.
I don't mean like, oh, it'll be close.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're already using everything we can to fight them without fighting them.
And they're winning.
It's bad.
And China's not even involved.
Like, they're not even, you know.
The Iranians would get in on it as well.
North Korea would back the Chinese.
South Korea would be overrun in hours.
Do you know how much the world changes in the first few hours of World War III?
Like, a nuclear bomb literally probably will go off somewhere.
But, like, the world is completely different in minutes.
South Korea no longer exists.
Japan is annihilated.
Taiwan is part of China.
Like, everyone's dead in Japan.
Most of Eastern Europe is on fire.
What else?
I mean, that's just Monday.
That's the opening day.
Opening day at the carnival of World War III.
Because it's so great.
And that's assuming nothing goes nuclear.
That's just like...
And in that case, all of that, except also maybe 200 million people dead in one day.
Supply lines destroyed.
Power, don't know.
It's going to be this like, well, you know, this is when your society, and you're not just like, when you go to war with another country, it's not your military against theirs.
It's you against them.
It's all of you, all of the people collectively of Canada versus all of the people collectively of whoever you're fighting.
All of Russia, China, whoever.
So how strong are you?
How strong is your country?
Do you have a strong country?
Nope.
We have a very weak, brittle, everything's PTSD.
Everything's hot.
Oh my God, racist.
Me, God.
I mean, kids are cutting their dicks off.
Not at all.
Everybody's obese and sick and on painkillers and drugs and all kinds of stuff.
Nope.
We're not strong at all.
We are not ready to go.
Do you think in a situation where things have escalated dramatically and there's like there's rolling blackouts like we don't know what's going on at the grocery store.
There's no food today.
What's going on guys?
This is when you need to have a strong community like a strong sense of national unity and like yeah, let's all right we'll fucking sort it out boys.
But if everybody hates each other already and nobody's really sure who's on whose team and it's like it's every man for himself.
It's anarchy.
So your nation doesn't come together to fight.
It eats itself because the individual people are more concerned with their individual survival than the collective whole and you lose the fucking war.
Do you understand?
This has been happening for 50 years.
These guys are not stupid.
This was the Soviet plan.
I'm not talking out of my ass.
This is what they planned to do from day one.
And they're just watching the clock, you know.
They're almost done.
Where is this goddamn video?
I'm so mad.
I'm like, I'm mad.
I'm like, I want Yuri to take over.
Where is he?
I know he's in here somewhere.
Old things I've saved.
Old.
Where the f- listen.
Yuri, don't make me go on YouTube.
I don't want to do that.
I didn't have to.
Where the hell is it?
You guys know what I mean.
Presbynab.
I don't like this.
Kevin?
No, no, that's.
I'm sure, I sure, I just watched it the other day.
I'm going to have to go to YouTube to find it.
Which I don't want to do.
Unbelievable.
What?
Maybe I deleted it.
Did the CIA delete it off my- I swear to God, I just watched it yesterday.
Oh, this is upsetting.
God damn it.
I don't want to watch the whole thing.
No, no.
Is there like a Yeah, this is all right.
This is the one guy's a Soviet defector in the 80s.
Actually, he comes to Canada.
He dies in Montreal, probably poisoned, allegedly.
And his job in the Soviet Union, I'm just going to do this because I don't want to listen to this guy introduce him.
It's worse.
What this guy, Yuri Bezminov is his name, and what his job was in the Soviet Union was to basically mind fuck the West into killing itself with terrible ideas introduced slowly in a very methodical and strategic way.
And the reason they did this is because the United States military, even as fucked up as everything is, is still insanely powerful.
It's retardedly powerful.
Like, it's so overpowered, it's insane.
It's like Brock Lesnar on juice running around with a bunch of 12-year-olds.
And he's just like, I'll kill whoever I want.
And eventually, like, we're all going to have to band together to kill him.
And even then, we may not even know.
It's that bad.
It's that one-sided.
The Soviets were, you know, were strong enough to defend.
It got to the point where the Cold War was no one was really strong.
It's like, so there was no fighting because there was no clear advantage and no one wanted to go for it because it was like, we'll just kill each other.
Right?
But the Soviets, the smart fucking commie fucks that they are, were like, well, what if we don't have to fight them?
What if we can convince them to like kneel instead or just destroy themselves?
We'll teach them all these terrible things, to do all these terrible things to themselves.
Pathological altruism we were talking about last time.
And then when they're weak enough, you know, they're sick enough with the cancer, with the poison that we've given them, when we decide to fight them, not only will we win, we'll win easily.
And we'll just wait for that day when the fruit has ripened just enough.
Then and only then will we strike.
And this wasn't like, oh, six months.
No, no, no, no.
They're like, this will take decades and decades.
And they sent people into places like universities to brainwash kids.
Not all at once.
They didn't start with, hide, 1950s America.
Have you heard of gender dysmorphia?
Like, no.
They identified key areas in the Western civilization, the lifestyle, especially of the United States, of the nation, not the military that they're fighting, but they're fighting the whole.
All of your people are fighting all of their people.
All of the Russians are fighting all of the Americans.
What makes the Americans strong?
Why are they so raw?
Like, how do they do?
They're very centered around the nuclear family.
Because that's conducive to building a strong, healthy, go-getter individual.
They've got the support of their family, you know.
What if we can destroy their fucking families?
What if we can make their families disintegrate somehow?
You know?
What else they got?
The church is really holding them together.
This whole church thing, it's making entire communities get together every Sunday.
Everybody knows everybody.
There's a strength in that.
That's keeping them.
That's got to go.
Get that church out of there, too.
What else is going on?
They're very nationalistic, which is a problem.
That's a problem.
They're very united on that idea.
We need to start making that sound like a bad idea.
So then the segment of the population that becomes anti-nationalist, maybe even pro-communist, gets bigger and bigger over time, eroding national unity so that, you know, as they say, a house divided and so on.
Is this making sense to anybody?
Like, this isn't my fucking imagination.
This is what's actually happening right now.
So listen to this guy.
And what his job was, was to do that, to mind fuck people.
He was a psyop, what you would know today as a psyops.
He was an intelligence officer for the Soviets.
Listen to this shit.
Ideological subversion is the slow process which we call either ideological subversion or active measures, activne mirapriyatia in the language of the KGB, or psychological warfare.
What it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every American to such an extent that despite of the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of defending themselves.
Sound familiar?
Does that sound familiar to anybody?
How you doing the last couple of years?
This is from 1984.
This is a guy that worked for the bad guys, and he's like, hey, just so you know, and just so you know, this is What we're doing to you.
This is what we're going to do to you.
And then it starts to happen, and people are like, oh, we just got to get the lips out, bro.
I mean, we just gotta.
You're fighting a global communist empire that has its tentacles everywhere.
Everywhere.
We gotta get the libs out, bro.
Hey, get the lips off?
Oh, yeah, that's...
Pshh!
Oh, no.
Oh, geez.
It's all derailed now.
Bro, you're not even in the same dimension of what this fight even is.
Those guys, man.
It's like, I don't know how to...
I'm trying to show you what's actually going on here.
Anyway, Yuri knows.
I wish I could.
I can't, but this would be the time when I would just...
I would just chug whiskey, you know, just straight up because that's, If I saw someone doing that, just chugging a butt.
Like if this was live and some guy at the head table is just like...
Yeah, it is.
...the families, their community and their country.
It's a great brainwashing process which goes very slow and it's divided in four basic stages.
The first one being demoralization.
It takes from 15 to 20 years to demoralize a nation.
Why that many years?
Because this is the minimum number of years which requires to educate one generation of students in the country of your enemy, exposed to the ideology of the enemy.
In other words, Marxism-Leninism ideology is being pumped into the soft heads of at least three generations of American students.
Fuck yeah.
It's all being challenged or counterbalanced by the basic values of Americanism, American patriotism.
Imagine if Yuri was alive today to see how far it's come.
He couldn't believe how bad it was in the 80s.
He's like, holy shit, I can't believe how well this is working.
He says that in the interview.
Can you imagine today?
Back then they were like, Madonna was like, it's the devil!
What a slot whore!
Like that, that was like, that was too much for them back then.
Now there's like fucking underage kids twerking on TikTok and everyone's like, oh, my 17-year-old daughter has an OnlyFans page.
Fuck cool, bro.
No, you already didn't get...
This is all nonsense.
Yeah.
You got fucking snatched right out of the fucking cradle, dude.
From birth.
They had you from birth.
As soon as you're born, the oxygen mask of communism just goes, there you go.
Shh, go to sleep.
That's good.
Breathe deep.
Breathe deep.
What does it smell like?
It smells like hunger.
The demoralization process in the United States is basically completed already.
For the last 25 years.
Actually, it's over-fulfilled because demoralization now reaches such areas where previously not even Komrad Andropov and I would say the collapse of the Soviet Union was not in the future plans of these guys.
So that was probably an adjustment they had to make.
But all his experts would even dream of such a tremendous success.
Most of it is done by Americans to Americans, thanks to lack of moral standards.
As I mentioned before, exposure to true information does not matter anymore.
A person who was demoralized is unable to assess true information.
The facts tell nothing to him.
Even if I shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents, with pictures, even if I take him by force to the Soviet Union and show him concentration camp, he will refuse to believe it until he is going to receive a kick in his fat bottom.
Does that sound familiar?
Kick in the fat bottom.
Like, oh my God, I've had some kind of reaction to a thing that I took.
Oh, no, something terrible might be happening.
That's what it took.
How many people did that happen to?
And again, I'm tying this back to that couple of streams ago when I said these people are victims.
They didn't willingly engage.
They were just trying to be like, you know, a lot of people, I just want to be left.
Just let me just, you know, do my thing.
I just want to work at my factory and watch hockey.
I don't give a fuck, you know?
That's a lot of people.
I'm just going to university.
I'm not into the politics.
Like, just leave me alone.
I'm trying to be a lawyer.
You know, whatever.
And they get wrapped up in that.
They didn't see it.
They never fucking had any clue it was around them.
And nothing would ever have changed their mind about that because they're so used to it.
Oh, this is all normal and totally fine, and I don't know what you're talking about.
They'll refuse to believe it.
Even if you show them evidence.
Look!
Look what's happening.
Nope.
But it has to come.
It has to come as a form as a boot in the face for people like that.
I don't mean go kick them.
I mean, it takes like, oh my God, my, ow, something bad happened.
What's going on?
That's what wakes them up.
But it's too late, you know, at that point, unfortunately.
It's exactly what he's describing.
How are you telling me this hasn't been weaponized?
Of course it has.
And, I mean, I'm sure this was the Soviets' plan, but hasn't it created a very convenient, like, wow, that works.
That's a great idea.
Let's keep going with this.
Let's keep this going.
Let's see how far we can take.
Boys, America, let's take the fucking world down.
What do you think?
Hey, let's just apply this everywhere and let's just take it all.
It's provided the conditions for it.
For crazy, for people like that to, oh, well, look.
Oh, look, you know what that is?
What's that called?
What's that called, Kevin?
It's called an opportunity.
And we hear a big businessman, big billionaire, big old builded back better butter baby.
Oh, they love an opportunity.
They love a business opportunity, don't they?
Nothing ever goes by them, does it?
These are the kinds of guys that pick a penny up off the ground.
You know what I'm saying?
When a military boot crashes his balls, then he will understand, but not before that.
That's the tragic of the situation of demoralization.
The next stage is destabilization.
This time, subverter does not care about your ideas and the patterns of your consumption.
Whether you eat junk food and get fat and flubby, it doesn't matter anymore.
This time, and it takes only from two to five years to destabilize a nation, what matters is essentials.
This stage in our case was the years leading up to the ping ding ding in the Trump years.
Because before that, things were, you know, not great, but I mean, man, did they ever take a turn, didn't they?
When Trump got a lot, shit got serious all of a sudden, and people are stopped.
They're not friends anymore now.
Like, it's not a discussion.
Like, it got vicious.
And the country got a little destabilized.
A little bit.
Got a little polarized.
I mean, there was the whole...
You know?
That doesn't normally happen if everything's going well.
Unless there's a massive celebration.
Because they didn't look happy.
An angry mob is forming outside, sir.
How many?
A million.
Oh, that's a many people.
And then a crisis is the next stage.
Destabilization and crisis.
Was there a crisis recently?
Last couple years?
Was there an emergency?
Maybe?
Something like that?
No.
economy, foreign relations, defense systems.
And you can see it quite clearly that in some areas...
Economy?
Defense systems?
Foreign relations.
Interesting.
In such sensitive areas as defense and economy.
The influence of Marxist-Leninist ideas in the United States is absolutely fantastic.
I could never believe it 14 years ago when I landed in this part of the world that the process will go that fast.
The next stage, of course, is crisis.
It may take only up to six weeks to bring a country to the verge of crisis to flatten the curve.
And after crisis, with a violent change of power, structure, and economy, you have so-called the period of normalization.
may last indefinitely.
Normalization is a cynical order In this case, they didn't need to militarily overthrow it because the old Soviet plan, and that's probably enough, you get the idea, was this is how they would weaken countries in preparation for an invasion and the violent overthrows.
We would fund the revolutionaries in the country.
They overthrow the government, and we just roll in as, hey, we're just going to get things under control here.
And bang, bang, bang, boom, you have a Soviet government.
I think they did.
They pulled that off in a couple countries.
The Czech Republic, Czechoslovakia?
I think they did.
In the 50s.
And they would just, anyway, not necessary.
All these governments are under control.
So we'll just, they bring the crisis and then, oh, we'll just normalize.
Psychologically, the steps are the same.
It's the same pattern.
It is the exact same pattern.
Do you think that is a coincidence?
I'm just asking.
I mean, they called it the new normal, for God's sakes.
Stage four.
Now you're going to be, a bunch of crazy shit happens, and now we're going to normalize this.
We're going to normalize all of the crazy nonsense.
Now it's all just part of life now.
And we're going to repeat it a couple of times.
It's a coincidence, guys.
There's a lot of coincidences out there.
You know?
And I like talking to people and hearing their ideas about coincidences.
And sometimes I see other interesting ones.
And this just so happens to be an interesting opinion I found on coincidences, if you want to watch this.
After 2023, it's now a valid stance to say the Holocaust was nothing more than a coincidence.
It was unexpected.
And many people died suddenly.
But you do not want to make causation instead of correlation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
So just because a group of people unexpectedly, suddenly, and coincidentally may have died does not mean you can blame anyone for it.
That's right.
No one did it.
It's just the way these things happen.
It's exactly right.
You know, our hearts go out to the family, yada, yada, and we will develop a vaccine to make sure it does not happen again.
Excellent.
Ruthless Owen Benjamin.
You know, I thought that was a good one.
All right.
So, anyway, that took me about an hour to explain.
Probably going to be a World War III.
It's not going to go well.
I would argue we've already lost.
And, you know, things are not doing.
We're not doing great, kid.
So I can't wait.
We're going to stand up to Russia.
Oh, my God.
You're going to stand up on two broken legs.
And you're not going to know it until it happens.
I'll show you, Sonny.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yep.
Oh, well, too late.
Send to the army.
There's no one back there.
There's no one back there.
Whoops.
Whoops.
Maybe they'll just weaken the world's army.
Maybe they'll just keep escalating this proxy war and make this endless meat grinder to the point where it's like everybody's just out of guns and weapons everywhere.
It's like, it's just decimation.
Like the First World War.
It's just waves of guys.
It's like every few years.
It's like, how many fucking people has this been now, you know?
Maybe that's what they're up to.
And then it's like, listen, we got to stop and rebuild.
We need to rebuild a global army under the control of Klausvab.
You know, like, oh, good.
That's a great idea.
We should do that.
Kieran?
Kyron?
KK?
Kieran can.
I always struggle with this name.
I don't know why.
It says the Deputy Prime Minister's office has confirmed they have chartered two private jets for Davils.
Two?
Wow.
That's more than zero.
Two private jets is a lot more than zero.
And how many people fit on, you know, I would imagine that's what?
At least 50 people?
Potentially?
40?
I mean, they're pretty big.
I've seen pictures.
There's a good dozen or maybe 20 people.
I don't know how many people fit one of these.
How many is that?
I wouldn't know.
I'm not a globe-trotting, you know, bourgeoisie debutante, fucking thief-flying piece of shit.
I don't know.
I don't know how many people fit on your goddamn planes.
I know you got room for caviar, a lot of alcohol.
You know?
So there's.
Judging by the amount of the receipts for the amount of booze that they consume on these trips, I'm going to say there's a few people on that plane.
Or one very, very thirsty man.
So good.
One plane to carry her and her staff.
The other jet is tasked to transport her cellulite.
See, I knew there would be a good reason.
No one should be going to this.
There's no reason.
You know?
And the conservatives like, we're not sending anybody.
I'm like, oh, wow, you did the bare minimum.
Good for you.
You just didn't participate.
Sort of.
Oh, wow.
You're a fucking hero.
You want me to send you my medals in the mail?
Holy shit, the bravery?
Oh, wow, that it took to do the bare minimum.
I just, they just continue to blow my hair back.
You know what I mean?
That's why I love the conservatives so much because they're just so effective at resisting.
You know, they're just so effective at everything they do.
It's not like they lose constantly or anything.
Name me one issue, one, that they're winning, that they're getting, that things are going their way on that issue.
Name me one.
I have time to look at my wrist where there's no watch because I know I can go get a watch and come back and then look at it and you're still not going to have an answer because there is one.
Oh, it ain't good.
It's not good, man.
Short and long.
He says, Canada has a lot to offer stinky beavers, for example.
I'm piling over the button.
He says, just look at Ottawa.
They might be dyed green.
Oh...
*Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans*
Don't.
Don't do stuff like that.
That's not cool, man.
It's coming back up.
Mr. Chow says, we do love his Nova Scotian lobster, but how did you know?
Oh, she shit.
There's one of them in here already.
I forgot Mr. Chow was one of them.
Tell us your plans, Chow.
How dare you just sit there, Chow?
How dare you just sit there and act like nobody's going to notice?
Nobody's going to care.
You're just openly like I'm one of them.
I'm just sitting there eating your lobster.
There's spies everywhere!
Would you like another lobster?
*laughs*
I'm sure he's not one of those ones.
How did you know?
Because I live in Nova Scotia and they sell an insane amount of lobster here to China.
It's crazy.
Like they're the number one customer, I think, now.
Like not our own people, not like Toronto.
It's like somebody's like, that's why lobster is so expensive.
Did you know that?
So he's like, hey, what are you guys lobsters over there?
Like, I don't know, they're a million dollars each.
Why?
Why are they so expensive?
I'm taking these all to China right now for a million dollars.
You want one?
It's going to cost you, but I'm going to China.
All of this is going to China.
All of this, the whole sea.
There's a giant vacuum that's just sucking the entire basin right off the deck, right off the ocean floor.
And it's going to China.
They want it all.
They want every living sea creature we have.
All of them.
There's people getting caught in that net.
We don't have time to go get them because they need the fish and they need it now.
That's how bad this is.
Kevin, if you want to intern, if you want to be a deckhand, you're going to have to fucking, first of all, show up to work on time.
And second of all, understand that we'd never stop feeding the giant vacuum sucking sound that is China eating all of our sea creatures.
That is the only, that is God now.
Do you understand?
And if you're not feeding that 24-7, I can't help.
You cannot work here.
Anyway, that's just basically, to the best of my ability, summarize the Nova Scotia lobster fishing industry.
Oh, I don't know if it's quite that bad, but it's a lot.
China's just it's just There's just lobsters just getting thrown in and ground up instantly.
They don't last a second.
They're just airdropping them from planes, and Chinese people just come out into the street, ah, and they just eat them.
Ah!
Gone.
Alive.
Alive.
I saw a video the other day on Facebook.
This was the most disgusting thing I've seen in years.
And I haven't, I'm pretty hard to like.
I mean, I told you the Sasha story in jail.
That didn't even bother me.
I was just like, you guys are depraved.
You're not okay in the head.
Somebody that missed that, I was in jail.
And for fun, some of the guys tricked another guy into shoving three sausages up his ass.
He thought it was drugs.
It was all taped up, and he was going to get some of those drugs.
No, why'd they do it?
Just because, you know?
And then they took the sausages and fed them to someone else.
You know?
Ass sausages.
Ate them up.
He ate them up.
And then the ass sausage guy thought, well, I should have to shove something else up someone else's ass, or else I look, I mean, I'm the only one with shit gun up my ass.
I got to do something to somebody else, or it's going to.
And they agreed.
And they're like, yes, we should.
You shouldn't have to...
He's like, you should have to shove your...
Somebody's like, what are they doing now?
Oh, he has to shove his hand up that guy's ass or else he's gay.
He's like, what?
I'm like, yeah, well, you should have been here for season one.
It wouldn't make more sense.
You weren't here early.
Yeah, that's right.
You got to be here for season one or this isn't going to make any sense.
So just watch, just watch.
I don't know what's going to happen.
They're like, do we freak you out yet?
I'm like, no.
It's up there.
Top 10. Not bad.
I mean, that's pretty fucked up.
You know, like, you all definitely need therapy.
I mean, you've all been clearly, clearly all of you were sexually abused at a young age.
All of you.
But other than that, no.
It's hard to make me.
It's hard to make me gag.
There was an Asian woman, I guessed Vietnamese, by the way she was talking.
And just, I don't know.
Like, she's Vietnamese, I think.
In front of her is a bowl of spiders.
And not any spiders.
I mean, tarantulas.
Like, great, big, huge black tarantulas.
And they're alive, and they're moving around.
And she's just picking them up.
Bites the head off of one of them.
And the body's still moving around.
And she just chews it up.
Spider legs kicking out of her mouth.
And she's like, crunching them up and eating them up.
And I'm like, what in the fucking am I?
Then she gets another one.
And then she dips that one in some sauce.
Headfirst, spiders scrambling around.
And it's got the great big, you know, like ass on a, whatever that is.
It's where they do their creepy.
Like, I don't know what the fuck that is.
I don't care.
I don't care to look at a spider that long, to be honest with you.
If I see one for any length of time, it's because it's about to die.
That's the only time I look at a spider is because I'm ending its life.
Judge, jury, and executioner.
You're in my house, you die now.
Today's your day.
It doesn't matter how big they are.
You have to die.
It's about the principle and it's about my survival.
Okay?
You don't fuck around.
Everybody makes fun of women.
They're like, ah, there's a spider.
But have you seen spiders?
Have you actually looked at spiders ever?
They're fucked.
They're fucking not normal.
They're like an alien.
They're from hell.
They build these creepy symmetrical webs that you can't see.
And then they hide.
And then something gets stuck.
And then it descends upon you with all these fucking legs and a million eyeballs.
And it's like, consumes you alive.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, cool.
No, that's horrible.
I don't know what that.
Fuck that thing.
It's mosquitoes.
I don't care.
Mosquitoes have normal legs and two wings.
Like, it's a normal-looking creature.
I don't know what that is.
I would rather have endless mosquitoes than ever see a spider again.
All right?
Dips the spider.
Ass in first.
Stirs it up.
And just crunches it.
And all of the million eyes of the spider were probably like, oh my God.
I don't know.
And then she ate it backwards.
Like, its face was the last thing you see disappear into her teeth.
I'm like, I don't know what it's called.
I don't know where you'd go to find it.
Ogrish.com, probably.
Remember that old murder website?
This is how hardcore the internet was when I was a kid.
There was a site called O-G-R-I-S-H.com.
I don't know if it still exists or not, but there was like murder videos on there.
Like crazy.
The internet, there was no rules.
It was like sometimes you'd find a website that's like, oh, look, people get murdered with a screwdriver in the head.
There was this famous, it's like a Rush screwdriver.
What was it called?
It was in Russia somewhere.
Some people are like, oh, God, I remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's where that video probably is.
It's probably on ogrish.com.
Underneath the fucking screwdriver brain murder video.
Or one of the ISIS beheading videos.
It's right.
Anyway, look up, if you really want to, Asian girl, potentially Vietnamese, eats live tarantulas, doesn't even blink.
Probably not human.
And you want to go to war with these people?
They eat live tarantulas just to fuck with your mind.
What?
What?
I mean, that's another level of like...
No human should look at a spy, a tarantula, no less, and go, I will eat that.
I'll eat that.
That looks like food.
No, it doesn't look like food.
It looks like Satan's butler.
It's not food, it's evil.
It's terrifying.
And you're lucky that they only get to be about the size of dinner plates.
Have you seen one of those motherfuckers?
Those camel spiders?
Dude.
I would shoot one.
I almost did.
Yeah, they do hiss.
I was Like, I'll do it.
I'm that like worried about it.
It was getting close to me, and I'm like, I'll fucking shoot this thing.
Don't fucking come near.
Nope.
I had a pistol and everything because I had a machine gun.
I was like, I'll fucking kill you right now, spider.
I don't care.
I'll rip a round off right here, right in the middle of this field in front of everybody.
And everybody, what the fuck are you doing?
Like, there was a giant man-eating spider at my feet.
What did you want me to do?
It's like the fuck fucking thing from Alien.
We were all traumatized by Alien.
It comes scrambling across the floor with the fucking crazy legs.
And there's a s under your face.
You're like, oh, something that has got spider in it.
It's got spidery face claw.
It's horrifying.
It's fucking horrifying.
Basically that, that's what it looks like.
It looks like a fucking head crane.
What the hell were those things called?
The face huggers.
That's what it looks like.
And they're running around.
They go like 30 miles an hour.
No, you're goddamn right.
I'm blowing that thing apart.
I would have threw a fucking grenade if that's all I had.
I would have called in a fucking fire mission on that thing.
Four-figure grid reference.
I would call a four-figure grid reference on that thing.
For the civilians, that means...
You know?
The less numbers.
Four is like these two by these two.
It's an entire kilometer squared.
I would bomb an entire kilometer out of existence in a square.
One by one by one by one.
Or is it two?
Oh my God, I've been out for so long now.
I don't remember.
Eh, it doesn't matter.
It's written on the maps.
What's on there?
What I'm trying to say is, fuck spiders.
I respect them.
I respect spiders, but I don't want to see them.
I don't want to see them.
So if I see them, they have to die.
That's the deal we have with spiders, that I have with spiders.
And they know it.
They know that deal.
So if they're putting themselves in a place I can see them, they're committing.
It's made for them.
That's made for spiders.
They want to die.
They want me to kill them.
They know I'm that guy that they have the truce with.
It's like, oh, if he sees you, he'll kill you immediately.
And they're like, I want it.
And it's usually fast.
You know, it's usually smash, you know, because you want it to be over immediately.
Do you know the terror of smashing like a big spider and then it scurries away into the dark?
You're like, oh, no.
You know, you've just, it survived your first strike.
Now it's planning a counterattack somewhere in the darkness.
Usually at bedtime.
Horrifying.
Can you imagine living in Australia?
There's giant head-sized spiders just crawling around.
And they're not even allowed to have guns for that alone.
Where the fuck was the Australian gun lobby on that one?
Right, well, um joint fucking spiders though, eye?
Oh, Roy, yeah, join spoilers.
Boy.
Yeah, keep the guns.
Never mind.
We forgot.
I forgot about the alien spiders running around stealing your kids.
What do you mean?
I've spent enough time talking about this.
I'm just giving them power, you know?
When you start talking about spiders, you just...
That's for the other thing.
They're very, they can hear everything.
They know you're talking about them.
And it just gives them power, you know?
Don't talk about your enemies.
Just destroy them.
Don't talk about them.
Just destroy them.
It's good policy.
Spider policy applied to humans.
Go!
What were we doing?
I was doing a stream about something.
War, I think.
I don't know.
I don't.
But you know what?
I don't care.
Do you know why I don't care?
Because nobody's ever cared.
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
Nobody's ever cared.
You might as well have fun while you're here.
That's all I'm saying.
I'll see you when we get there.
It's great.
It's awesome.
You can't refuse it.
Nope.
I'll get my eyes on you because I tell you that you lose.
And you can come with me to a place you'll know so well.
I will take you to the valley gates of hell.
See you when I'm at home.
Todd Solero, thank you very much, sir.
See you when I'm at home.
Because maybe this is a good thing.
They can't use it against us.
See you when I'm at home.
See you in hell, my friend.
See you in hell, my friend.
I'll see you in hell, yeah.
Yeah!
See all the spiders in hell.
Kevin, you're in charge of spider patrol out there.
This is your first test.
We're putting Kevin to the test.
He's on Spider Watch.
Nobody help him.
Nobody helps Kevin.
He has to learn how to do this on his own.
Colbert's mom.
Nope.
No one helped.
No hints.
No weapons.
Nothing.
He has to do this on his own.
Man mono spider.
We'll see what he's got.
Oh, it's a fucking huge Australian devil camel spider.
It's a massive.
Yeah.
50-50 chance he survives.
We'll see.
Dan W says, love the call-in segment earlier this week.
Great to hear from real people.
Yeah, I'll do more of that, I think, in the future.
Thank you, sir.
Donkey Dongalong says, I like how you threw an...
Yeah.
We got to get our lips out.
Liberals attacked the service blindly, just like the service attacks PBC blindly.
This is how I know neither wins.
It's all very low-powered and not enough.
It's all just.
Oh, did you see how we didn't send anybody to Davos?
They're taking over the fucking world, bro.
Yeah, boy.
When they announced the climate agenda, I said boo.
Oh, did you?
Did you say boo?
Thank you for that irresistibility.
I mean, well, oh, well, how can we lose now with that kind of contribution?
My goodness.
Well, what do you want me to do?
A lot fucking more than that.
A lot fucking more than that.
Let's start with this just for a second, since we're talking about things that What do you want me to do?
I don't know.
This.
or this Or this?
Or this?
Or this.
Or this?
Just a coincidence.
Just a coincidence.
Oh, and about that, by the way, just a second.
And we are just getting word of this now.
Regarding the COVID vaccine, the CDC is now saying that there has been enough cases of people who have had the vaccine, received the vaccine, and then suffered a stroke.
The agency will now be investigating any potential links between the shots and the strokes in some of those patients.
Uh-oh.
Well, that's not a good development for a lot of people.
Safe and effective.
What?
What is this?
Pardon moi?
Esquisé?
No, pas possible.
Oh, it's all good.
It's all going to work out just fine.
It's all going to work out.
Oh, and by the way, that whole war scenario is kind of overthrow.
I forgot to throw in on top of all of that other stuff I mentioned, potentially, especially the young people, the athletes, and everybody, especially the military and the police, especially, because, hey, they had to do it or else they'd lose their jobs.
They could be severely medically compromised.
People are dropping down.
You know, they're going ice skating and dead.
So how do you think?
I mean, war is pretty hard on the body.
Did come from China, after all, didn't it?
And the Russians and the Chinese, they took their own vaccines.
They didn't take any of this shit that's over here.
They had their own special ones.
Did you know that?
I, you know.
I'm not saying that's definitely what happened, but if that is what happened, that is not good.
We are so fucked.
Like, that's finding out.
You're like, so, how's it look, Doc?
You have stage seven cancer.
We had to make a new stage.
I don't know how you're still alive, but anyway, that's where you're at, stage seven.
Oh, 17. Oh, you're at stage 17. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, we had to go up a long way.
That's how you are not in good shape now.
Nope.
I would not recommend fighting a war in your condition, sir.
I know you may feel as young as you've always have, but I'm telling you, these numbers, this medical chart here, and as the top doctor of Diagalon, I must advise against that.
I'm telling you, a war would be absolutely horrendous for your health.
It will kill you.
Do you understand?
You'll die.
That's how unhealthy you are, sir.
I'm with the top of doctor.
How do you?
Oh, my fuck.
They've been getting ready for this for decades.
It's like.
Imagine they go for it.
You know, I just, you got to admire the dedication, the focus, the generational thinking, you know, how everything works.
I just kind of want, just for a second, I mean, you got to like, hey, you know, early bird gets the worm, hey?
Hey, you got to respect the hustle.
What were we doing?
Star Wars.
Fat and happy.
Resting on our laurels, defeated by our own success.
Nobody saw it coming.
It came from psychological subversion.
You redo it and then everyone else We don't even notice it is happening And to wake him up you have to put big fat boot on his balls Really yes kick him in the balls are you s that's how far yes that's really bad Hey,
we're pretty good We have a lot of practice shattering destroying the minds of German POWs after war 99% do not survive Soviet prison system.
We had some fun we did we had some fun So we learn how to what is the English word for a mind fuckery with fuck your mind it evolved Suka your mind is Higon Dasva Danya Somewhere over the rainbow I
love this stream.
I love coming here.
It makes me feel so good.
I have no idea why anybody watches this.
Hey, guys, the world's.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm pretty sure we're fucked, is what I'm saying.
And I've been pretty sure of that for a little while now.
So, I mean, you know.
It's like the boat sinking.
It's like, oh, don't worry, we got a life raft.
And I went down to check the life raft.
And there isn't one.
And I come back up and I'm like, yeah, there isn't one.
So what are we going to do?
Die?
Probably.
Probably?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably.
It may hopefully...
Hopefully it's not that dramatic, but we're not going to be winning any championships anytime soon, if you know what I'm saying.
Okay?
Okay, Canada, America, England.
Our days of bringing home the gold medal, that's going away for a little while.
Pretty sure.
It's looking pretty definitively like, I mean, I know you're up for contract renewal and everything.
Yeah, you did.
You were real great in the 80s.
Yeah, you were amazing.
Great numbers.
But you've fallen off, and your performance is, you know, you're just not worth as much.
I would say you're at the end of your, in athlete terms, that's what's called the twilight of someone's career.
And they say, you know, he's lost a step.
Even Wayne Gretzky played on the third line of the Rangers at some stage, you know, at the very end.
He was still Wayne Gretzky, but not really.
You know what I mean?
That's us now.
Get it?
We're 1999 Wayne Gretzky.
You know, he's still Wayne Gretzky, but not...
And I think, I don't know, how much longer you staying, Wayne?
Are you going to retire soon or what's the deal?
Because, you know, don't make it sad.
Don't make it weird, you know?
You're getting close.
Like, don't be Chris Chelios, okay?
I'm just doing this for the hockey guys.
You don't want to be fucking Chris Chelios.
Or, God help you.
So help you, God, do not be Claude Lemieux.
Claude Lemieux was playing games in China when he was like 52. That guy never stopped.
It was like way beyond when it was sad.
It's like, okay, stop, Claude.
Nope.
So the wheels fall off.
Chris Chelios.
I'll play Claude 100.
Like, dudes, you need to stop coming to tryouts.
You're not NHL material anymore.
I don't know about that.
You're 51, bro.
Average player out there is like 21 years old.
Yeah, he was a freak.
Chelios was a freak, though.
There are some of those guys that hell up, but you know what I mean?
Like, it doesn't last.
Things don't last forever.
And it's like, to me, that's what it looks like.
Looks like the world order, at least on our end, the post-World War II era is going to change.
Where it's been, this has generally been it since then, since World War II, where the United States is in charge now, you know?
Well, all right, so war is over.
Everybody's looking around like, oh, fucking thank God that's over.
America's already like cigar and smell.
Ah, motherfucker.
You start putting shit over there, and I'm building missiles everywhere.
I'm putting shit all over the place.
You want something?
I'll fucking nuke your ass next, motherfucker.
They're just, oh, shit, okay.
That used to be Britain, but he's like, got a black eye, his jaw's broken.
He's like, fucking, just let him have it.
It's fine.
I'll be number two.
I don't care.
I'm tired, man.
I'm fucking tired.
It's been hundreds of years of this.
I've been fucked.
Don't make me talk.
I've been running the world for hundreds of years, dude.
I am tired.
Just let America do it.
I'm fucking...
I'm going to take a nap.
You know what I mean?
And the Russians are like, we don't lock you.
And there's the stand and the Chinese.
Everybody was kind of in their places.
And it's been that way ever since.
But now, oh, America's getting a little long in the tooth.
And not necessarily the age of a country or an alliance or an empire or something.
It's just the stages it goes through.
Some can last much longer than others, but this is now the decline stage.
That is unquestionably true.
There is no doubt in anyone's mind anywhere in the world.
And if you think, like, they're not talking about it, everyone else is talking about it all over the world.
They're like, soon, bitch.
So yeah.
I'm watching you get older and weaker every day, every day that goes by.
It's like a younger guy waiting to inherit his father's company.
He's like 78. He's got dementia.
He's getting worse every day.
You're like, fucking soon, you're going to drop dead and I'm going to be a billionaire.
I'm going to have it all.
Once you're out of the way, I can't wait.
You know, they hate each other.
I'm sure the Mandarin Empire will be very nice to us.
I'm assuming, I hope they...
I may have to learn how to dance or do a puppet show with dragons or whatever.
I don't know what they want, but I'll have to look into it if I don't want them to shoot me in the face immediately.
These ones could be problems, you know.
Face to the wall.
Ah, crap.
There's a frightening degree of cooperation between the Chinese and our government.
A scary, unnatural amount.
It concerns me.
Very genuinely.
I'm not joking.
It's very disturbing.
There's like 30-some secret Chinese police stations operating in the country.
There's Chinese soldiers training on Canadian soil.
It's getting weird.
There's so many connections between our government and them.
I had a guy in military intelligence, no less, say that there's a saying at work where it's hard to tell where the Canadian government ends and the Chinese government begins.
And I was like, that's not funny.
Isn't it your job to stop that from happening?
And they're like, well, we don't.
It's fucking getting confusing and weird over here, bro.
I'm like, that is the scariest thing I've heard in a while.
And that was two years ago.
So, you know, that's an intelligence operator in the Canadian military telling me that it's hard to tell where our government ends and the Chinese one begins.
That's good.
That's a good thing to hear about.
Drops of sense.
Hey, brother, how you doing?
How you been?
It says, many years ago, I had a statistics exchange professor from the Soviet Union.
I was skeptical.
What are you really here for?
Isn't that an old movie or a classic movie?
Like a guy, Russian guy, moves into a neighborhood and they think he's a spy.
And they end up like killing him or something?
And it's like, no, he was just some random guy.
I don't know.
Who cares?
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever fucking cared.
Why are you bringing this up now?
Nobody cares.
Nobody ever will fucking care either.
Fucking movie.
Fucking move on.
Spend enough time on this fucking super chat.
What are you doing?
Cambi Dred says, can't stay because kids want an evening hike.
They're crazy.
There's goblins out there at night.
You know that, right?
They scurry.
They've got the claws and the tail.
It's horrible.
The yellow eyes, they're out there.
You can see.
They've got Ukraine flags on everything.
You'll see them.
They love to identify themselves.
They're very loud about being goblins.
They're just, ah, you know, they scream everywhere they go.
You can't not notice them.
If a goblin goes by you in public screaming, you're going to see it.
You're going to see all the virtue signaling and all of the, you're going to see the whole thing.
You're going to go, holy fuck.
It's a lot, you know?
What was that?
Was it Tim Kennedy comment on that guy?
He was at like a bus stop.
He was wearing two masks with like a communist flag tattoo, a BLM shirt.
He had rainbow flags on his shoes.
And like, it was everything.
It was like all of the stuff.
And it was like goblin creatures.
They're worst of the worst.
They're all in.
They're like, ah, they're the line infantry of the enemy hordes of Circulon.
The goblins.
They have more of them than anything.
They're cheap and easy to produce.
They're very limited intelligence, but vicious.
Goblins aren't very smart, but no, they're nasty.
You've got to be careful with them.
They've got those claws and shit.
And they screech.
Yeah!
You know, they're like, ah, fuck.
They're not pleasant to be around.
And there's a lot of them.
So that's the main line.
That's the foot soldier of the enemy of Circulon is the goblin creature.
And they're more powerful at nighttime than they are during the day.
I think...
I don't know.
End of joke.
Ran way too, way too long.
Way too long.
Because a woman said she's going for a hike.
I went on like a 15-minute tirade about goblin people.
Oh, I get it.
These are all PhD students, and this is all like, okay, class.
Now observe the crazy man, and we're going to try and figure out what's going on with this guy.
Hopefully, out of the thousands of you, someone will have figured it out.
We're confident.
Because there's no reason sane people are watching this.
It's impossible.
She said, cheers and thanks keeping us off the truck.
Heart emoji 123456789.
10 B's.
10 Jeffrey the Bee emojis.
Thank you.
Blam says, rumor has it Putin is announcing a new 500,000 person mobilization on January 15th.
I did see that.
If he does this, it's going to become one hell of a ride.
They were right last time.
The people reporting on it were right last time that he was going to do a limited mobilization, and he did.
And now they're saying, here comes a much bigger one.
500,000.
We're getting serious, hey?
That's the second draft.
That means the previous, was it 300,000?
That wasn't enough.
Because they don't want to, it's not popular to draft people.
They don't like it for reasons you could probably understand.
So you want to limit that as much as possible.
So if it's like we need this many more, they really need them.
Ideally, you could fight with just a professional army that you pay and with no need to, like, you know, like America has been doing for the last 20 years.
You know, very convenient, hey, for the American population that doesn't give a fuck.
Not the ones that do, obviously, but the ones that don't.
And same in Canada that don't give a fuck.
Not even realizing our countries have been at war for 20 years and these guys are going off to fight on your behalf.
Because it could be that.
Thank goodness.
Like, do you not understand?
These people, they went in your stead.
Like, no, whatever.
There used to be a time when the leaders or the king or whoever would say, I need 5,000 men from your city.
We're going to fight the Persians or whatever.
And it wasn't optional.
Soldiers would come and go, you're big enough.
Get in.
You're old enough.
In you go on the wagon.
So that sucks.
That's something you don't want to have happen.
Or you have a large, you know, as much as you can, maintain a standing professional army that will, you know, hopefully be able to do the job.
There's no need to go grab a bunch of guys because that's shit.
That sucks.
So when you start doing that, when you have a professional army, it's like shit's getting real now.
And let's be honest.
Western world, I don't think it's much better in the United States.
If you guys say it is, I'm going to, I think I bet you're lying.
The attrition, there's a crisis in the Canadian military.
Like, it's not, it's going to employ, it's going to collapse on itself.
There's corporals managing companies somehow.
Like, this is nuts.
I know sergeants doing like five jobs.
He's like, well, I'm the platoon sergeant, the platoon commander.
I'm the lav sergeant, the recce warrant, and I'm the fucking ops warrant.
So five, I mean, very senior jobs.
It's not like just any sergeant does these jobs.
It's like the good ones.
You know, like anything else.
It's like, oh, okay.
We've got 10 senior sergeant positions and we have 40 sergeants.
Which ones should do the really, very important ones?
Like, make sure food gets where it's supposed to go and bullets.
And like, because if we don't have that, we're fucking done, obviously.
The good ones are going to do that.
So, like, one guy is doing multiple layers of those jobs.
I know, several.
And they're like, I can't, dude, it's fucking wild.
You would never.
He's like, I'm sleeping at work because there's no time.
I have to work till midnight, sleep for four hours, get up from under my desk and go back to work and do more.
I'm the lab sergeant.
I'm the fucking ops warrant.
What in the fuck are you talking about?
I know.
We live in a society.
You know, it's getting bad in there.
How close are we to start drafting people?
Because you're risking a full-on fucking collapse here.
Especially if things escalate and it's like, all right, it's looking like war is on for real.
Morale is very, very low.
I'm telling you, a lot of people are going to go, you know what?
All of a sudden, I'm a conscientious objector and I won't take any more boosters and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, look at that.
Thousands of men don't want to be in the army anymore.
You're going to run into that problem, which you already can't fucking afford.
You're down companies of guys all over the.
Dude.
If they're not seriously talking about this right now at the highest levels, like we may have to conscript people.
If that's not being discussed in a serious way, they have no intention of actually winning because this is something that should be addressed immediately.
You know, if you have any hopes.
Okay.
All right.
I guess just whatever.
Hopefully you don't get drafted.
All you double-boosted people, unfortunately, I'm not qualified.
I'm a medical risk.
You know, I can.
Not vaccinated.
Shit.
Can't get drafted.
Crappy.
And you know what?
If you want to lean on the fact that, well, Canada's never had a draft.
Canada's never, well, I think there was some conscription at the end of World War II.
But not a lot.
Like, well, it's not like that.
Not like army guys are coming to your town and just, you know, it's like, you'd get it in the mail or you'd get an email, like report to your recruiting station.
Or the cops come and arrest you, put you in prison.
That could be your life, you know?
That'll never happen, bro.
It's like we don't have we don't have tens of thousands of patriotic blue-collar men anymore that will show up when the war propaganda starts.
It's not going to happen.
They'll be like, all right, we need all these volunteers.
You'll get like fucking 40 people show up.
And they're not going to be the people you want.
And you're going to be like, fuck.
All right.
How about this?
How about you do it or we send you to prison?
And you know what?
A great thing?
The Russians did this too.
They had penal battalions.
So did the Germans.
Prisoner soldiers.
It's like, you have to do it or I'll shoot you.
Like, oh, fuck.
War can be a lot of fun, guys.
It can be a lot of fun.
So just have an optimistic, you know, positive attitude about it.
And, you know, you can play games with the other penal calling soldiers.
And be like, I bet I live longer in this minefield than you do, bitch.
Fuck you, no way.
If I do, I'm eating your ration.
I'm eating your bread ration.
He blows up.
We're like, yeah.
War fucking rules.
This is fun.
I'm so glad I Slava-Ukrain-ed.
I'm so glad I encouraged so much of this to escalate to this point that now I'm fucking...
I'm so smart.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy I've done what I've done.
I love my Zelensky tattoo.
They're talking about putting a bust of this asshole in the White House or in Congress.
Yes, here it is.
A Republican congressman introduced a resolution to place a permanent bust of Zelensky in the U.S. Capitol.
Are you kid?
I mean, the level of cringe is insane.
I feel like the Capitol building, like, you know, when there's an earthquake and a big crack goes up the side of the building, like, and it's just, that would happen.
If you do this, the building itself will refuse to acknowledge this level of clownery.
There's going to be a point.
I mean, very high-level psycho-scary Freemason people built Washington, D.C. very intense.
It's formed in the shape of like a pentagram, literally.
It's fucked up.
But hey, those buildings are, they'll only put up with so much nonsense.
Okay?
They're going to be like, listen, we come from a serious time when people took this shit seriously.
And you guys are just making a joke out of this now.
You know, I don't want to play with you guys.
I want to play with serious players.
I don't want to play with people.
I mean, who is this?
Some midget gay Jewish guy from Ukraine?
Why is he in your build?
You're supposed to be.
This is lame.
I'm leaving.
And then the building just explodes.
Just explodes.
That's probably the Capitol building will probably explode.
He's planning to bomb the Capitol.
No, I'm saying the artistic integrity of the people that built the building, their very essence and the effort they put into making sure it was perfect and it was beautiful and gorgeous and whatever.
That will manifest itself in a collective rage of the ghosts and the phantoms that have gone before and create a psychoplastic, psychophantasmic tear in the time-space continuum that will erupt into a hydrogen nuclear bomb blast, essentially, is the equivalent.
And just the entire building will just explode and then collapse on itself and then leave the dimension like in poltergeist.
Have you seen poltergeist, Mr. President?
Yes, yeah, the whole house just crumples up horrifyingly and then just gets sucked into this light and it's just gone and there's a hole in the ground.
That's what the Capitol building is going to do if you do this.
How sure am I?
Seven out of ten.
It's your odds.
It's your election.
Don't look at me.
A bust of Zelensky.
Permanently!
For all time!
all time.
Oh my god, bro!
Please!
You have so many other people!
You want to put another bust in there?
Let's go down the list of dead Americans that are awesome.
How much time you got?
No, no, no.
Fuck all them.
Zelensky.
Are you playing current thing with the very architectural history of our most cherished building?
Yes, we're playing current thing with the Capitol building.
Oh, no.
And you know what?
We're not fucking...
No, no, no, no.
This can't happen.
It's possible.
It's very unlikely, but it's possible.
Because even the color white is under attack now.
You know this.
Let's see if I can find this quickly.
Yeah, so like, so like the word field, the word field, as in field of crops, as in field of fire, as in a 400-meter field I must cross under Taliban machine guns.
I hope I don't die.
You know, field.
That is a racist word, and the University of Southern California is removing it because it may offend descendants of slavery.
That's totally rational.
The German justice minister has been replaced because, well, we could have this person instead.
For no reason, he didn't do anything wrong.
He didn't do anything illegal.
Why?
Oh, well, we need to hire this woman because she's black and a woman and you, you know.
The Green Party fired Justice Minister Dirk Adams ostensibly for no other reason than being who he is, a white guy, and replaced him with an unqualified woman of African heritage.
Good.
So that's good.
And then, of course, finally, the colour white is itself racist, according to Paul here.
The never-ending list of things that are racist has just been updated to include checks notes.
Updated?
The color white!
*Sigh* *Sigh* Um...
It's okay...
Yes, according to Norwegian academics, it's not enough to recognise the inherent bigotry of whiteness or white privilege.
The very colour of the paint used to decorate many houses in Norway is also a core component of racist oppression.
From the research project How Norway Made the World Whiter, Nor White, co-authored by Ingrid Haaland, an associate professor at the University of Bergen, we learn that, quote, whiteness is not only a cultural and societal condition tied to skin colour privileges and systematic exclusion, but materialize everywhere around us.
Second, one cannot underestimate this materialization without understanding the societal, technological and aesthetic conditions of the colour itself.
Study notes that Norway is not a quote.
So just for a second earlier, when Yuri was talking about the ideological subversion, all that kind of stuff, there's another word that came out of the Cold War called I've said it many times.
It's a real world.
It's called gobbledygook.
Gobbledygook.
Do you know what it means?
It means that.
It means a bunch of nonsense.
Because that's what communists do.
They talk in a bunch of nonsense to make it sound like complicated and you just don't understand.
No, it's just nonsense.
None of it means anything.
When you really pick it apart, it's like, this is just a bunch of nonsense words.
These are retarded arguments.
This is all just...
This is trash.
You know?
It's gobbledygook.
Anyway, that's what that was.
Conventional colonial power.
And therefore, presumably, these deranged imbeciles were forced to find something else that the country had to apologize for.
Before deciding upon white pain, the research project also investigates the dark racial history of the chemical compound titanium dioxide.
And no, the process of making white paint with a farm originally previously obtained was invented in 1916 by two Norwegian chemists, Dr. Pedr Farup and Dr. Gusteb Jebson.
Talking about a pair of white supremacists.
As everyone knows, before the early 20th century, the colour white wasn't used anywhere else in the entire world.
I mean, did it even exist?
This study is, of course, being funded by the government.
You're tax money hard at work.
And guess how much?
Go on.
Go on, guess how much?
10 grand, 50 grand, 100 grand.
Nearly a million quid.
12 million Norwegian kroner for a study to investigate how white paint is racist.
What's next?
Reparation for whenever it snows.
Lot of snow in Norway.
Beluga whales, they live in Norway.
They're white.
Should they be forced to take a need?
Limestone, it's white, it's in Norway and it's almost certainly racist.
Critical race theory and intersectionality at its finest.
Don't you just love it?
Get up!
So there's that.
Did you Touch the wires, Kevin.
Never touch the wires.
The fuck is wrong with you?
I said what the f- In the future.
Kevin!
Oh my fucking...
In the future...
In the f in the future!
The White House!
The White House!
You can see it, can't you?
You can see exactly where I'm going.
There's no limit.
There's nothing.
There's nothing sacred.
They'll paint a fucking rainbow flag on it.
I swear to God they will.
Or they'll paint it black.
Just to make a point.
I don't know what's going on with this, Kevin.
I don't know what you're doing over there, but let's turn that off.
You're fuck.
The spider hunt had better have gone well because that was a terrible performance at Audio Guy.
I used to have Dennis, you know, for all his laziness and horrible stench, it usually worked.
You're all for one.
You're all for one.
And we all miss Stacy very much.
Yeah.
What is anybody even talking about anymore?
That doesn't matter.
Nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
Doesn't matter.
Hopefully not.
So, yeah, that one super, man.
That one super chat ate up some time, didn't it?
Pilot Mike, how are you doing, sir?
He says, a son's really sick.
No room in emerge in Langley.
That's a fucking awful sorry.
Came home so he could rest after waiting outside for an hour.
More migrants will make it better.
Glad my wife isn't allowed to work there anymore.
Oh, isn't that right?
Fuck Canadian workers, especially healthcare workers.
I know we're in a crisis, but fuck them.
They're still not allowed back in two provinces.
And most of them have left anyway.
They don't want to come.
They're in the United States working now.
A lot of them.
So that's good.
We're doing good.
Donkey, how are you?
He said, here's a conspiracy.
Maybe since our lobsters resources are being sold to other countries, that is why we have this new activism mentality.
It's not to protest the environment from us, but China.
protect the environment from us.
Okay.
Okay.
You're suggesting what, exactly?
That we're doing global warming because China?
They should just tell the truth.
If they weren't, there's no reason not to tell the truth.
Like, they're just being shitty.
You know, that's all it is.
Why do people lie?
To do shitty things, you know?
Oh, right.
I forgot.
That's always the reason.
Slab Abonolita says, apparently tarantulas taste like crabs.
Gross.
Crabs are fucked up, too.
Crabs are just sea spiders.
Spiders of the sea.
They disguise themselves.
They look like aliens, monsters.
They've got those big pointy legs.
They can run laterally.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know why anybody looked at that and goes, I bet that tastes great.
Let me eat that space alien from underwater.
Looks like a baby fucking xenomorph.
Let me bite into this.
This is going to taste awesome.
How hungry do you have to be to see a crab fucking, you know, and its eyes are...
Oh, I'm really hungry.
I'll eat that.
What do you even do?
Do we cook it with something?
I guess.
It's just a hard exoskeleton.
It's like a bug.
Like, you're eating a bug from the ocean.
That's what it is.
So, like, when I say I will not eat the bugs, I'm not fucking around.
I don't like lobsters, and I don't like crabs either.
Because they're bugs.
They're little insects that crawl on the bottom of the ocean eating trash.
They eat trash.
They eat shit that other fish don't want, falls to the bottom of the ocean, and you're like, I'll eat that.
And you're eating a trash, trash monster, insect monster from the depths of hell, from the depths of the ocean.
Lobsters are even creepier looking.
Ocean cirques.
Yeah, that's what they are.
So this is a good deal for me.
I don't mind at all selling all of our crab, insect, psycho, weird sea bugs to the Chinese.
They can eat them all day.
They like to eat the bugs.
They do it anyway.
I told you, I saw a video of one of them eating tarantulas like they were fucking Doritos.
No hesitation.
Clearly enjoyed it.
This is a good fucking giant tarantula.
Oh, let me try another one.
I'm going to dip some sauce in it.
Tarantula's like, help me.
Chomp, chomp, chom, chomp.
It was like being eaten by a tyrannosaurus.
It was fucking horrifying.
That was the only time in my life I ever felt bad for a spider.
I watched its eyes like, no, get sucked into this woman.
Like, whoa, that's powerful.
That's a power move.
Could you imagine being in some kind of like wartime negotiation situation?
Like with some Russians, and the Russian colonel comes in and it's a woman and you're like, well, that's weird.
You're like, this is probably not a good, something's going on here.
And she comes in with a big bowl of fucking tarantulas and just sits down.
Hello?
I hope you do not mind.
I am hungry.
I'm going to have snick.
As you speak, you may proceed.
Takes the fucking blanket off the ball.
It's a bunch of tarantulas.
Puts a fucking sauce jar down and just starts mowing down live tarantulas.
What the f- What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah?
I think, yeah.
What the fuck?
What do you want?
What do you want me to do?
Because I'm 50% sure you're Dracula.
I'm not even going to contend with whatever the fuck you are.
You're a mate of something else I've never encountered before.
I don't know what.
I'm just going to err on the side of caution.
What do you want?
What do you want me to do?
Are you a dude?
Can you fly?
Can you turn invisible?
I don't know what the fuck you are.
I don't know what the fuck you are.
You just ate two tarantulas.
Like it was cheese.
Like it was, like it was Cheetos.
Like it was fucking a hungover uncle at your child's birthday party just eating cupcake, you know?
It's crazy.
I'm not contending with this.
Instant surrender, right?
So that's what the Russians will do.
They'll send tarantula eating...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I know what you're thinking.
How can you keep doing this show and respecting yourself?
And I say, I haven't respected myself in a long time.
Tarantulas taste like crabs.
Fuck crabs.
Fuck the ocean.
Nope.
Anyway, Chet Chisholm.
Hooray, sir.
He says, we are all fucked when Klaus Schrub and Gates unleash the Tarantulosaurus Rex.
Well, now you're talking nightmare fuel.
He says, I hate this new form of warfare.
Kevin needs to harden the fuck up to fight that shit.
I know.
I'm trying, man.
I'm trying him on everything.
I tried him on Spider Killing.
I tried him on Audio Guy.
He's Phil's cocaine cutter now.
He's supposed to be cutting up lines right now upstairs.
I mean, it's a very specific way he likes it done.
And I mean, Kevin's 0 for 2, so he's probably going to get that wrong.
And God knows what's going to happen then.
Phil.
No, you can't kill him.
That defeats the point, Phil.
Because we're trying to make an example of him.
If even Kevin can be saved, you know, less people will give up.
If you just murder him arbitrarily, you can't just snow.
You can't just snap his neck like in the movie.
See, I already know.
Anyway, I've got to get back to this.
Just don't kill him.
Yeah, give him a wedgie.
I don't care.
Swirlies.
Burn him with cigarettes.
I don't care.
Just don't kill him.
Kevin does need to hurt him.
Short Long says, rumor has it they backtracked on the P. Yes, they did.
Did the Feds' postings have anything to do with it?
I don't think so.
I'll tell you one of my opinion on that in a second.
Colbert Smond says, imagine how many spiders are in that woodpile.
Shut your fucking mouth.
You shut your whore mouth.
You tried to adopt Kevin.
You would.
You would be in league with the spiders.
Trying to adopt Kevin?
Hanging out with spiders?
I'm getting paranoid of everyone.
Slumadian.
Slumadium says, this stream is a little dark, so say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they drive through school zone.
That's how you identify them.
The ones that care too much.
I just want to be extra, extra safe around all the kids, you know.
Why do you want to be extra, extra safe?
I can understand extra safe, but you said extra twice, and you did some weird, like, like, like, you licked your lip or something.
It was.
Anybody else see that?
I just got a weird vibe from this guy.
Did anybody else feel that?
Did you?
Are any of these even your kids, by the way?
They're not.
So you're just a random guy from the neighborhood that likes coming to these kids'junior high school games.
Yeah, tell your sisters, stay the fuck away from that guy.
Yeah, no, he's a fucking, I think he's a...
You tell me if you see him again, okay?
Okay.
They drive slower through school zones, which is good, you know.
Short and long says, what air defense do we have?
ADATs, some Orkland guns, a few man pads.
What am I missing?
Those AD systems are brand new.
Yeah, we're buying brand new state-of-the-art shit and giving it to them.
Like, that's the situation.
That's how bad Ukraine needs to be slaved.
Dr. Jen Stein says, our pure blood is now very valuable.
I can envision forced blood camp farms.
Oh, my God.
That's horrible.
Dude, that's nightmare.
No, that's terrifying.
What is this place?
Oh, my God.
It's just empty warehouses and just people in beds being sucked of their blood into a giant blood collection vat.
Lillian, Lillian, Lillian!
Oh, my God!
He's seen too much.
Oh, this is darting my neck.
And then...
And then you wake up.
You're like, oh, it was just a dream.
But nope, you're plugged into the blood machine with everyone else.
No!
That's one of the scariest man.
Dark!
Who else said it was dark?
Keep somebody keep an eye on Dr. Jenstein.
Jenstein?
What kind of doctor are you exactly?
I'm going to need some clarification.
What kind of doctor are we talking about here?
What are you thinking about in your off time?
It's not about curing cancer, that's for sure.
You're not that kind of doctor.
A doctor that envisions forced blood forms where the people are milked like animals, like cattle, really.
They are kept alive just enough to well produce blood, really, and then as quick as it's made, it's drained out, and they are nothing more than a human battery from which there is no escape.
There is Disney Plus, however, but you know, it's a lot of the same shows.
You get tired after quite a short amount of time.
You'd be surprised.
There's only so many good episodes of The Simpsons.
It's hell.
you'll lay there and you just get sucked of blood forever.
It's horrible.
Angel of Rass says it'll be like the movie Daybreakers.
Is that already a thing?
I don't want to know.
Shit like that freaks me out.
Stuff like that, stuff that I can like, it's very unlikely, but it's possible inhuman.
Like, people could do it.
I could see how that could happen.
Oh, that fucking freaks me out.
You know, once you understand what people are capable of, you're like, oh, that could be real.
Like, Black Mirror.
Black Mirror is an amazing television show.
And that was like that.
There are a fair amount of episodes of that show where I'd turn it off and I'd be like, that was disturbing.
That bothered me.
I wish I hadn't seen that, I think.
I don't know.
I'm going to watch something else now to watch that horrifying.
It felt like someone showed you the future.
It's like, hey, check this shit out.
You're like, that's awful.
Like, yep, that's your life coming soon.
See you later.
And you're like, oh, I wish I didn't see that.
I don't know.
I don't want to.
So Bexamius says, eat them before they eat you, Rage.
Eat who?
The spiders?
What are you nuts?
Or the Chinese?
You want me to be a cannibal?
I don't know.
If I had to choose between human flesh and eating a fucking spider...
Like a pork chop.
Which allegedly, people taste like pork, apparently.
Maybe that's why it's verboten in so many religions.
I don't know.
Are we literally related to pigs?
Oh, God, I don't know.
That's like the cruel joke.
That's how God made people.
Throw a little bit of pig in there.
And monkey people.
Yeah, pig, monkey, yeah, we'll just...
What is this?
I don't know.
Just see what happens.
What the fuck am I talking about?
Horrible.
Horrible.
I don't know if I would rather eat cooked human flesh or a live spider.
That is honestly a tough call.
Oof.
I feel like I'd convince myself that whoever this person was, I probably hated them anyway.
The statistics are good.
Yeah, I would probably rather eat the human flesh than the spider, to be honest.
I just gave, you know, the CIA so much ammunition.
They're going to torture me with spiders now.
Great.
right No, it was all a ruse.
I'm just trying to trick them.
What I'm really scared of is money and kittens and, you know.
That would be awful.
I would hate that.
That would be terrible.
Angel of Ras says, would you prefer to eat the spiders or the June bugs?
Oh, that's probably the June bugs, but barely, barely.
We kill them for a reason.
They won't shut the fuck up.
You can't make a treaty with the June bugs.
You can do it with spiders.
June bugs, they won't do it.
They're too stupid.
They're like animals.
You can't even speak to a June bug.
There's no telepathic communication with June bugs.
You know what spiders are like?
They all have, you know, that creepy hissing that they do, but it's always like some kind of weird Eastern European or like British accent.
June bugs are just like, and slamming their stupid heads against the wall.
Let me eat.
I like sugar.
Like, you can't, there's nothing going on in there.
You just, you have to wipe them out.
You have to kill them all.
You have to.
Do you want your kids living in a world...
This is a whole secret thing that goes on.
Do you people not know about this?
There's an entire army of people, a secret underground world, mostly Diagalon, but some people from Triangulon are there.
The hyphenated islands participate as well.
Keeping the scourge of the June bugs at bay.
We have a quota.
We have to kill so many.
We have it average down to where we can never eradicate them fully.
But if we kill at least this many every year, we will keep their numbers down so that we don't have what happened last time happen again.
It's ancient sacred knowledge.
We used to be slaves to the June bugs, okay?
And it was only because there was just so many, we had to do what they said.
So just thank your lucky stars that out there somewhere is some brave, heroic soul that is murdering, genociding entire nests of June bugs so you don't have to live under their oppressive wrath.
Once you've lived under the torment of the June bugs, hell seems like a vacation.
Okay?
So you're welcome.
You're welcome, world.
Woanhold Still says, plot twist, water chestnuts are June bugs.
Don't eat the bugs.
Water chestnuts are June bugs.
What are you talking about?
What?
Those water June bugs?
Oh, man.
I may have thrown the whole war off.
They may be secretly building an army in the water now.
Shoot.
We're in problem.
Pooh putt platter.
Slightly, a little bigger than last time.
A little bit bigger.
Still below average, but a little not bad.
You know, it's okay.
It's okay.
You know, you can, you know, you're not ahead of the pack by any means, but, you know, a lot of women don't mind.
What kind of a stream is this?
It's one that no one should watch.
I don't know how many times I have to say it, but if you really, I mean, if you have to, ragingdistant.com has all of the links to all the stuff that you need.
And if you don't bookmark it, you're stupid because they're going to ban me on whatever you're watching, probably.
And then it's gone forever.
And then how the fuck are you going to know about the June bugs?
Are you going to know anything?
No, you're not.
None of it.
You're not going to find out what happens to Kevin.
How are you going to go on with these unanswered questions?
I couldn't.
That's why I can't stop.
I'm not in charge of anything.
I don't even know what I say.
When I turn this off, I'm blacked out this whole time.
I'm possessed by some kind of demonic force.
Fully admit that.
I have no idea what it is.
I don't know what its ultimate.
I have no idea what its long-term plan is.
I'm just along for the ride, guys.
I have no power over this whatsoever.
I make no decisions.
I'm a prisoner in my own mind.
I'm completely possessed by some kind.
I think it could be Loki.
Anyway, just letting you know what you're getting into.
All right?
Very confusing, disturbing mess.
Someone mentioned human centipede.
Why would you bring that up?
It's terrible.
Man on the mountain says, what's the best way to take out a June bug as he's on a final, on final in a kamikaze drive right for your head?
Flamethrower?
You can miss the flamethrower.
The flames can engulf the June bug.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
We'll play a highlight reel here.
I'll show you real quick.
All right?
We got some of the top June bug kills of the season here from 2022.
It's just ESPN montage, cutaways, transitions, you know.
People slow motion, crushing Junebugs.
Barry's chewing one with his teeth, you know.
You're just like, oh my god!
We get the top June bug kills of the year!
As you can see here, back early in the season.
He waited for it all year.
he was rated all year for this man on the mountain comes out he tries the flamethrower but it backfires now you've just got What do you got, Don?
Oh you got instead of dune bug on fire!
Dune fuck on fire!
Now you've just got a flaming dune bug!
coming at your head.
And you know what that means.
That's right, Don!
We've lost a lot of good men to flaming Junebugs to the head that year!
Thank goodness.
Thank goodness a bulk of...
A lot of the work was somehow done by one quick dump, actually, at the high score.
299,000 on the season, if you can believe that.
He's just killing so many.
It isn't time to do much else.
I mean, he's really...
I'm not kidding.
Without QuickDunn's participation, June 1 population actually would went up 9% this year.
He said it was down two.
Down two.
So we're going to have to give Killer of the Year away to him, obviously.
And the always coming in, but never wanted.
Nice try.
Better luck next time goes to Man on the Mountain with the Flamethrower.
That's all we have tonight.
Tune in next year for another psychotic breakdown where I give a Sportscaster-like presentation overview against an Imaginary War against an Insect Master Race.
Ready to hear fun.
Probably Ragecast 391, maybe.
Or maybe I'm in jail again.
I don't know.
I don't know what it could happen tomorrow.
It could be tomorrow.
I don't know.
That's it.
That's it.
That's all I'm ready to do.
Where comes my drugs?
That's part of the contract.
What's the drugs, guys?
I'll do them right on air.
I'll do them right on air.
I'll ruin this whole thing right now.
I don't give a fuck.
You know I don't care.
You know what I'm doing?
That's it!
*music*
This is a stupid stream.
They're all stupid.
And nobody cares.
Nobody's ever cared.
Because it doesn't matter.
Between the June buds and the Russians and the communists and the fucking, I mean, what a geez.
My God.
My God.
It's tremendous.
It's amazing what people are putting up with this.
And the innovations, you know.
We're at the point now where even, you know, the drug trade has gotten proliferated to such heights that the money is so I mean, it's right there in your face.
I mean, you see these drug guys.
I mean, they're living like kingpins, you know, there's so many of them.
Even birds are getting in on it now.
A pigeon was caught by Canadian authorities as it was discovered the pigeon had a backpack full of crystal meth.
Okay?
Pigeons are trafficking meth now because it's that there's that much money in it and there's that there's no other jobs left in Canada.
You can't work on the fucking oil rigs.
There's barely any spots.
It's not coming back.
It's very tightly it's hard to get don't even try don't even fucking forget it.
All right?
There's the Cerb money has run out What is anybody gonna do now Now you even have to compete with pigeons for to as as like a as like a drug mule Pigeons are taking up jobs now The bird was found in the prison yard at the Pacific Institution correctional facility in Vancouver.
Of course it was Vancouver.
Of course it was you.
This was CRJ who did this.
You know what he's like with birds?
Yeah, he did this.
I'm confident he covered his tracks.
He'll never be able to prove it, but I think he did this.
The Pacific Regional President of the Union of Canadian Correctional Officers stated the pigeon that was captured by correctional officers was carrying a miniature backpack with 30 grams of crystal meth.
A pigeon was found carrying a small backpack filled with crystal mass.
What's a picture of it?
There's a picture of the pigeon with his little backpack on.
Like, what?
This is my cousin's backpack.
Nope.
Nothing to see here.
I'm just going home from school.
What are you doing?
No.
What's in the backpack, sir?
Nothing.
Definitely not loaded with crystal meth.
Why didn't the pigeon just fly away?
What an idiot.
So at least he's off the streets.
But I mean, I have a feeling a pigeon this stupid, he's going to be right.
Listen, first time offense, first of all, 30 grams.
Worst case scenario, this pigeon's doing 90 days.
Worst case scenario.
He's going to be right back at this in six months.
He's probably going to have friends.
He's going to learn what he did wrong in there.
The other guys are going to tell him what he did wrong and having a caught and how to really run that.
Now there's going to be an empire of drug-smuggling pigeons all over British Columbia mainland.
Get your fucking shit together, British Columbia.
I am sick and tired of you fucking assholes with your big trees and your amazing weather all the time.
It's fucking cool.
Oh, I'm just going for a jog in February in Canada.
Fuck you.
The rest of us are dead.
It's like February.
Why even live, you know?
But in British Columbia, they're in their fucking short shorts.
They're going for a jog.
And now there's you need to.
Do you care about anything?
Do you care about anything now?
There's a pigeon smuggling drug empire just waiting to happen right beneath your nose on top of everything else.
Never mind.
You couldn't care.
You didn't care about the Chinese smuggling the fentanyl.
If the pigeons go to work with the Chinese, is that even anything you're going to be able to handle?
For fuck's sakes, British Columbia.
And hire back your unvaccinated workers, you idiots.
What are you doing?
The fuck are you doing?
You won't hire the unvaccinated workers back to work.
And you've got the prison, you've got fucking pigeon El Chapo now.
Who is running that play?
What fucking kind of carnival circus?
What kind of R-rated Jim Carrey movie is British Columbia right now?
I need an answer to this question.
This is really spiraling out of control, guys.
This is getting really...
This is...
I'm going to finish this story, I guess, but I just want you to know as a province, you guys are really...
Somebody somewhere.
Let's hear about fucking Breaking Bad Pigeon here.
The bird was spotted.
I love this timeline.
I need to hear.
I need, guys, there's nothing good happening.
All right.
Everything is fucking fucked beyond all imagination.
All right.
The ship is vertical.
We're just sinking it.
There's nothing that can be done.
At least, I mean, at least appreciate that it had to get this ridiculous.
Like, Western civilization was so good to destroy it, it had to be brought to the ninth circle of clown hell where there's pidgin drug lords.
You know?
That's how bad it had to get.
So if we're going down, it fucking wasn't easy.
This was a task.
This had to go to levels of lunacy that even Hades themselves.
No one in their wildest imaginations could ever predict that clown world would have to get as bad as it is.
Is that a man dressed as a woman with giant like level fucking Dungeons and Dragons, you know, titty fucking?
Yes, it is.
And we like it.
We're doing it now.
It's fine.
Are you cutting the dicks off of children?
Yeah, yep, we're doing that too.
Pigeons are selling drugs.
Ah.
Oh shit!
It's like they're trying to the kraken variant.
The kraken variant.
They're just laughing at you.
The kraken variant.
Are you serious?
Like, let's just see how ridiculous.
There's a machine.
I swear to fucking Christ there is.
Just like this.
Just like one of these.
They've got a dial on it.
This is the ridiculousness dial right here.
And they're just, like, slowly, like, keeping an eye on you, monitoring the levels down here, like, of, like, total madness and, like, anarchy.
And they're like.
Yeah.
See, see, if you just do it slow enough, here we're almost there.
Watch.
Watch.
Here we go.
Yeah, I'm going to bring it all the way up to complete, complete clownery.
Complete, total, unbelievable mind-blowing.
Oh, we're almost there.
And once you get there.
See?
Well, what happened was the fabric of reality itself just ceased to exist.
All life in the known galaxy just ceased to exist at once.
the simulation had been overloaded by too much nonsense.
It just...
That's what they're doing.
That's what they're doing at CERN.
There's no way to explain this.
And I know what you're saying.
Going back to the First World War, they would write messages and tie them onto the legs of the pigeon.
The pigeon slide.
It's called a messenger pigeon carrier pigeon.
Yeah, I fucking know that, dickhead.
I'm saying that was what was once an ingenious and brilliant way to communicate.
Even that has been co-opted by...
How did it come to that?
Like, you must appreciate it.
You must appreciate how fucking retarded this is.
No.
I don't know.
Maybe they refuse to.
I know this is taking all night, but It deserves to take all night.
British Columbia itself should be a fucking Netflix miniseries of nonsense.
There's a lot of crazy stuff going on over there.
I know there is.
I've forgotten a tremendous amount of it because it's too, but it's in the files, and it's like, I don't remember exactly what's in the British Columbia file, but I remember it's a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a very big one.
It's one you don't forget.
It's one you see once.
You're like, Jesus Christ.
You know, I wish I hadn't looked at that.
It's bad.
We'll just finish the stupid fucking prison pigeon drug lord.
Fucking whatever.
Who cares?
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Bag of drugs in the yard on December 29th, and officers set up a trap to catch it.
They say they're always on the lookout for drones, but this is the first time they've encountered a pigeon drug smuggler.
The warden has confirmed everything.
I love that they gave him a backpack.
The pigeon's just like, what, bro?
What?
What are you looking at, pig?
I wonder what gang the pigeon's in.
Because this isn't like some guy.
Like, this is a gang that was like, listen, we know how to get drugs into the prison.
We're going to use carrier pigeons.
He's going to have a little backpack.
His name's Thomas.
He's going to land.
We've trained him to land in the yard at exactly 3 p.m.
You're going to go out there and take – you want me to go – I know, I know.
I know I was the guy saying, can we not smuggle drugs in through the asshole anymore?
I mean, I know it's, you know, it's been working, but sometimes it doesn't.
And I've always felt weird about it, you know?
I mean, every time I'm trying to get lit up over my bunk, I'm like thinking about, I mean, this was in a guy's asshole a little while ago.
It takes, you know, I don't know.
But this, you want me to go out there and what, do a handoff with a bird?
He's got a backpack?
The fuck are you talking about?
All right, enough.
I'm done.
This is enough.
...
recent interception of contraband and says that...
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know, boys.
She's bad.
You want to see a great troll?
This is how you troll.
This is excellent.
When boomers think it's real, it's a good troll.
It's pretty good.
I can't believe it fucking say that.
Well, that's because your mind sucked out of your head by television over the last 30 years.
And anyway, check this out.
I am offended that our children are not receiving affordable gender reassignment surgery along with hormone blockers and access to abortions.
This alone is a threat to our democracy.
As Justin Trudeau only says, it just shows that you people do not care about our children and that these are the same people who refuse to obey the science and get fully vaccinated.
It's science, people!
Science!
Science!
And you are selfish murderers.
I could die.
Don't you people care about my life?
You racist?
You people that are listening to this on whatever, you know, you're missing.
Just, whatever you're imagining this guy looks like, increase, increase the woke by, you know, warp nine.
You know, I'm going to give throw Kevin a bone here.
We're going to do a Star Trek joke.
We're going fucking maximum velocity.
Like, I don't know what else.
I mean, you have to see it.
Insensitive, homophobic pigs.
My 14-year-old openly gay siblings transgender offspring also has two daddies who love their offspring so much.
And CPS is working overtime to take their child away.
However, my biggest concern is that my sibling's offspring isn't allowed to play in the eight-year-old girls basketball league at the YMCA.
This alone is showcasing the worst form of transphobia and is a threat to our democracy.
My sibling's transgender offspring feels like an eight-year-old girl.
Therefore, they should be able to play in the eight-year-old girls league.
Imagine living in a world where a little transgender offspring isn't allowed to follow their dreams because of transphobic Trump supporters and science deniers and conspiracy theorists.
I still have nightmares every single night because of the hateful things.
This is an amazing performance.
Like, it's pretty good to do this, like, in front, like, to stay in character and to not, I mean, there's an audience of people.
This is like at a town hall or something.
You know?
This isn't like an official thing.
And this guy shows up with this flag and he's fucking all in.
You know?
I mean, bravo, sir.
This is very entertaining, I must say.
That Donald Trump said on Twitter, I praise Joe Biden for having the courage and decency to stand up and say that poor kids are just as bright as white kids in this previous election.
Decency was on the ballot.
And that's what I voted for, not this racist dictator, Donald Trump, the orange man.
Your time is up.
Nope, your time is up.
Thank you.
He kneels.
The ulcer does the fist.
*laughs* *laughs*
Yeah, that's right.
Make a mockery of the whole thing because it is all ridiculous.
It's all ridiculous and insane.
That's the fucking point.
You guys are bigots.
No, you're retarded.
You guys are bigots.
No, you're retarded.
What else?
There's a couple things I think maybe I'll look at.
This is another throwaway nonsense to me.
It's all, who cares?
Nobody cares.
The pigeon delivered to the prison sounds like Philip Operation to me.
I think you're right, Sergeant Rock.
Bro, the pigeon's here.
Let's go!
Pigeon comes flying down.
Lands on the guy's arm.
Sup, bro?
Fucking fist bumps the wings.
Woo!
Woo!
What's up, bro?
Thanks, bro.
Yo!
Tell...
Tell Dinch the rabbit says yo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I fucking love that bird!
Bird's got a headset.
This is Pigeon 2-6.
I'm taking ground fire.
Guys are trying to knock it out of the air with fucking tennis balls.
Back to the living.
RTB.
He's the one that makes it feel alright.
He's the one that calls back a damn good.
He's gonna be your blanket.
And on the other side of the comms...
He's not what you call it.
You know who it works.
Got one thing that's easily understood.
You love to feel good.
Sergeant Rock broke the operation wide open.
Colbert's sponsors, I wish we had Fairy to dance like that.
He was.
I guarantee he was dancing.
Had he had a shirt on?
I don't know.
It's wintertime.
It's Calgary.
Probably.
But it's all about timing.
You never know.
One of these days.
Hey.
Sounds like a Philip operation.
Nothing like flying some caulking over the fence.
Yeah, that sounds like Phil.
You're right.
He says, my fat fingers fucked up that super chat.
It was Coke, not.
I said it sounds like him anyway.
It does.
Mayo Hookers, what do you want?
Philip's got everything.
He's a fucking discompan.
But yeah, I think it was Philip operation all the way.
I think you're right.
I think we established that.
Motley Crew helped us establish that.
It felt right.
It feels right.
It feels like that is, hey, you know, feelings are facts, right?
That's what they say.
So that's what fucking happened.
I don't care what else.
Add that.
That's Cannon now to Diagon Cannon, Bret Hart, whatever other crazy shit I said today, the goblin people.
I mean, there's a lot to keep up with, you know?
It's on purpose.
It's on purpose.
It's too much to keep up with.
It's a smokescreen to hide my truly demonic intentions, which again, again, I'm no responsibility for any of this.
I'm possessed by an evil demon.
I don't know what it wants.
It wants something.
But it's unclear.
So anyway.
The demon is help.
Help!
Blink twice if you're in danger.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
Yeah.
This is the weirdest edge of the internet.
There's nothing else like that.
What are you going to watch instead?
What are you really going to watch instead?
First of all, you're in Canada.
You're going to watch Corner Dance?
It was all right.
Whatever.
It wasn't that good.
I could have made a better show than that.
You know, that's what I'm saying.
I am.
I could have.
I absolutely could have.
Chet Chisholm says, this reminds me of the Cocaine Bear, Pablo Escobear.
They made it into an awesome B-horror movie.
I saw it.
Would Ray Liota?
It looked hilarious.
Cocaine Bear.
A bear is a true story.
Gets into a big bag of cocaine, goes on a rampage.
Hilarious.
Horse breath.
Did anyone die?
That'd be more insane.
What happened to Uncle Uncle Tommy?
Oh, not this again.
Uncle Tommy was killed by a rampaging cocaine bear.
All right?
What?
We don't want to talk about it.
Your mom's upset.
She shows a picture of him above the mailpiece.
Every time she sees it, she's like, a fucking bear on cocaine?
Every time she looks at it, she's like, a cocaine bear.
Like, am I...
Are we all, is this a joke?
You killed my brother with a cocaine bear?
What possible re- Oh, you know?
A thousand ways to die.
Cocaine bear.
I did not, that wasn't on the.
Being killed by a bear alone is terrifying.
Like, that's...
But men still, like, for whatever reason, especially men that hunt, is because bears are frightening.
And it represents some kind of psychological thing.
So being attacked and eaten by a bear is also, because you're out there hunting, like, it could happen.
You know what I mean?
It's something you're going to...
What if this thing fucking?
So that's not bad enough.
Oh, and by the way, the bear is on cocaine.
What?
Why?
Just so it can't feel anything.
You can put slugs into it.
It doesn't even slow down.
His eyes are bulging out of his head.
It's all fucking juiced up on...
I shot it with a 50 cal.
I know, but it's still just coming across the field like, ugh.
You're like, what the fuck?
You go up a tree.
It doesn't climb the tree.
It pulls the tree down, eats your face.
That's how Tommy died.
A cocaine bear.
A cocaine bear killed Tommy.
Not even a regular bear.
It had to be like some kind of freak show superhero Marvel comic book bear.
Something that would never happen.
As you're dying, what other thoughts could you have other than what in the factual fuck is going on?
And like, yeah, that's it.
You're dead.
That's how your life fan.
It's a cocaine bear.
You die and you're like, what the fuck?
And there's a guy next to you and you're like, what happened to you?
How'd you die?
And He's like, I overdosed on pigeon meth.
What the fuck is happening?
You know, clownery, maximum.
We're just going to just break the infinite timeline curve.
So the whole universe just implodes on itself.
That has to be what CERN is doing.
There's no other explanation.
I want to say that I'm tired, but it's like my soul's tired, you know?
It's like I'm not tired, but part of me really deep down is like, how much more?
How much more is it going to be?
Horse Breath says, Philip has been cited fighting three rhinos in a viral video, rhino versus goat fight.
That's just a Tuesday for me.
I hear about it all the time.
Scarecrow says the crow cartel will not tolerate the incursion of the Pidgein.
The Pidgeyeen, this means war.
Great.
Now we've got bird wars.
I'm sticking with the pigeons.
I'm sorry.
It was totally accidental.
I'm definitely, obviously, totally, always staying with the crows.
Always with the crows, because the crows are black and creepy.
They're scary looking.
You ever look at a crow watch you?
You ever be watched by a crow?
They do it.
It's not like other animals that get weirded out when you look at them and run away.
A crow is just like...
It's fucking heads tilting around like the exorcist watching every move.
You're like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like, it knows something.
Ah, ah!
What?
What?
And it flies away to another tree, stops, turns around, and looks at you again.
This is a true story.
It's happened to me many times.
I'm like, what the fuck?
It's looking right at me.
Ah!
From across the street now.
Like, am I supposed to follow you?
I got to go to school.
The teacher is never going to believe.
Sorry, I was coming to school, but I was approached by a crow.
Obvious, you know, it was never going to fly, crow.
You can't hold this against me.
So if the crows want war, I don't know.
It was never intentional.
I just, I can't make this work.
I can't sell to people why I went off on some seven-day interdimensional struggle against some unseen force of evil because a crow asked me.
No one would buy this.
You guys got to work on your communication.
I don't know what you want or what you're doing, but anyway, what I'm saying is, fuck pigeons, all right?
All right?
Hey, fuck pigeons.
Fuck pigeons.
Fuck, fuck the pigeons.
They're just rats with wings.
They're trash.
They're mice flying.
You know, gross.
Ew, shitty.
Kill a pigeon.
Kill all the pigeons.
Fuck them.
Genocide the pigeons.
I want crows on my docks.
Not pigeons.
Those pigeons are just eating good, good thrown away sailor food and, you know, harborfront water festival food.
That could be eaten by the crows, but pigeons are getting it instead.
Now they're going to have a turf war.
We'll see what happens.
My money's on the crows.
Crow cartel's not going to tolerate.
He says, I once watched a crow tease a cat up to the top of a tree and fly away.
They do weird shit, man.
Crows are fucking bizarre.
They're so smart.
It's like, I don't know if we can understand how much it is, but.
All right.
Pitchfork.
I don't know, man.
Live from the woodpile.
It is.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Nobody knows.
That's what I've always said.
I said, welcome to another episode of whatever the hell this is because there's no manual for this.
This is a fucking shit show.
Crows and goblins and fire...
What is...
What if...
You're a fucking retard.
Do you even pay attention to anything I say?
My God.
Okay.
Do you want to hear how much of it...
I don't like to do this because I think it makes me look lazy.
I like to sit up straight.
But you know what?
I'm going to fucking lean back in my chair right now.
Here's how fucking much of a joke this country is.
I decided I was going to like meme and fucking gaslight communists in the country and make fun of the police and all of this.
And they took it so far.
And they fell for it so much.
They enacted martial law.
National level investigations into dozens of people across the country.
My guy.
I'm like, no, it's because of the guns in the country.
No, no, no, no, no.
This started in at least 2021.
At least.
And just got bigger and bigger and crazier and crazier.
And they're like, there's got to be something somewhere.
And it's just now.
It's like, well, this head and she just stacked that chick.
They used to be dating 10 years ago.
Go ask her if she knows something.
Oh, my.
Are you kidding?
This place is a shit shit.
This is a clown show.
Are you fucking for real?
You know there's, you know, do you know that there is actually like several groups of people armed like these guys are probably terrorists or yeah, and there's no way the government doesn't know about them and there's nothing being done about them at all.
I don't want to say their name because I don't want people to give more than any attention to them.
Because I think that's the point.
I think they're like being allowed to exist.
It's fucking crazy what they get away with saying and doing.
Out in the open.
And no one seems to care.
It's very odd.
This place is a meh.
Like when your imagination, right over there, actually, actually, it was on the other side of this wall.
From right over there, That brings the country to the security state itself must debate martial law and bring it in the heavies because we've got an imaginary goat time travel.
I mean, do you fucking listen to this?
This isn't new.
It's always been like.
Well, he's just acting like that now.
No, it's always been like this.
Ask anyone.
There is no reason in the world to take anyone at the national level like a serious.
None at all.
None at all.
Because you're always the country that did this.
You're always the country that did this.
Never mind the shameful, horrible things I always talk about and cover the tramplings, the beatings, the Wartman thing, the Pinkton Farm, the islands, the whole.
Oh, God.
But then there's the embarrassing, like, oh, my Lord, did you really?
Did you really, though?
Canada.
What are you doing?
You know?
Like, these are embarrassing L's.
Really, man?
Like, I...
They have to be.
You can't turn back now from this.
Which is the scary part.
Like, how far are they going to go with this?
They'll throw us all in jail for owning chickens at some stage, you know?
Because then they have to look in the mirror and go, wait a minute.
That's never going to happen.
What a mess.
What an absolute disaster this is.
Let me, all right.
Let me comb over the wreckage.
What else did I want to get into today?
I didn't really, I had no plan, like I said.
Oh, here's something else that makes me mad.
Here's, um, again, um, foreigners.
Foreign women.
And I don't care.
Because what I'm about to say, every fucking, we've all got the lips out.
Every one of those actual men that exist are going to feel this.
None of your guys are saying any of this shit.
Dutch women are saying it about you.
German women, elected officials of their own country, of the European Parliament, are saying the shit that you should be saying, that your guys should be saying.
And now, let's look south of the border.
Oh, yet another foreign woman has, well, stones that will eclipse your entire world compared to the people that you call leaders.
And you wonder why there's a problem.
What we're doing in South Dakota is reverberating across this country and around the world.
We would be growing even more if there wasn't federal mandates preventing companies from coming here.
President Biden just extended those mandates last week.
We're in touch with a company in Canada that wants to move their business to the Black Hills.
I can't share a lot of details with you yet, but we're very excited about this company.
They are currently buying property that they haven't even seen in person.
And this family and their business have suffered due to the COVID restrictions and vaccine mandates in Canada.
Their daughter was even expelled from her university for refusing the vaccine.
Really?
They are ready to gain back their freedoms.
They want to grow their business and improve their quality of life right here.
It's so bad now.
Americans are poaching our shit.
People are like, I want to get the fuck out of here.
America shows up to Canada, which is basically the Walmart bargain bin at this point, and they just rifle through the...
Oh, yeah, I'll take that.
Yeah, that's not bad.
I'll take that.
What are you going over there?
Aliens?
Nice.
Nice job.
Hello?
Is anybody going to what?
Yeah, fine.
Just take it all.
Take it all, everybody.
Take it all.
Nobody mention anything.
Nobody say a fucking word about what's happening or why.
Don't talk about any of the big real issues.
Oh, do you?
Do you think that's wrong?
What a heavyweight.
In our state.
The Biden administration's vaccine mandates are standing in their way.
We are going to help them, and we're going to help them start a new beginning right here in South Dakota and embrace their freedom again.
It's good that there's people talking about Canada like that.
Like it's fucking North Korea.
Like it's Cuba.
Hey, we're going to get some Canadians.
They're going to come here and get freedom and embrace their, be able to live their lives free from government interference and fuckery.
And we're really hoping we can help them out.
How fucking embarrassing is that?
Oh my God.
Oh my.
I would be fucking horrified.
I am horrified.
We're all in this together.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Open the floor and be like, hey, has anyone noticed all our business?
Everybody with money and ability to leave the country is leaving.
Do you know that?
Left and right.
People with the means, the options to go, I think I'd rather go elsewhere.
I think I'd rather be in that country now.
They're all going away.
Is anybody going to maybe?
And why are they doing it?
It's because of the cost of milk.
Nope.
No.
It's because of the obvious creeping, you know, pernicious cloud of dread that is seeping into all of our lives.
And everyone instinctively knows on some level that things are going sideways.
And maybe it's best time to leave the party.
Because it's 3.48 in the morning.
And it's at that point where everybody's too drunk.
And guys are starting to get pushy.
And it's like somebody's playing with a knife.
Like, I think it's time to go.
I think it's time to leave.
This is going to turn south here.
Are we going to mention?
And why is that?
Because of all the shit you've done for the last two years.
That we're not allowed to talk about.
We're not allowed to mention.
And it's all a conspiracy theory.
No one's leaving.
It's fine.
Not good, boys.
You know what I'm saying?
But, you know, we got a lot of strong opinions on the World Junior Hockey Championships.
A lot of guys came out to buy shirts and t-shirts of young teenaged boys.
You know?
Transfixed by it all.
as this is happening, Tell me why I should be optimistic.
Like, what?
Anyway, Dr. Jenstein is back.
Did we confirm any of this?
What kind of doctor are you again, exactly?
He says you're a true Canadian hero like James Topp.
Don't stop.
I am not.
Now I know you're insane.
You're definitely out of your mind.
I appreciate it, but thank you.
But no, I don't think so.
I am simply the emperor of an imaginary country that has already won a war against a real country.
Because we've cost them a lot of money, embarrassment, credibility, you know, and so on.
I mean, it's it's uh it's hard to pro it's really hard to grasp just how preposterous it all is.
I've said this before, and I'll keep saying it because it's true.
Canada is the best dark comedy reality show that no one is watching.
It's unbelievable.
It's like almost...
It's like Monty Python, but a little less off the top.
A little off the top, so it's a little more believable, but still like...
Is this a joke show?
Are they trolling?
What is this?
Is this supposed to be ridiculous?
Are they serious?
You know?
It's hard to tell.
It's hard to tell some days, hey?
I think you should just cancel Disney Plus.
You should try that.
I live in a tent!
I live in a tent in Queen's Park.
Help!
Help!
You fucking took my job!
You destroyed my company!
My life is ruined!
I'm going to die!
Have you tried MAID?
Maybe cancel Disney Plus.
Maybe kill yourself.
How is this?
Oh, and also, the time-traveling army guys, they're still here watching this.
Most of them, they're into a drunken stupor.
They're so depressed.
Soon they'll be, hey, you know, the VA will pay for your gender change.
They probably do, actually.
They probably do pay for that.
It's probably encouraged.
I mean, it's good stuff.
It's good stuff.
It's a good...
You get a front row seat.
You get a front row seat to the best game in town.
Okay.
What else?
What else can we...
Let's talk about France for a minute.
Well, we'll move there.
But I do want one last – There's so much left about Canada.
What am I talking about?
There's so much.
This one, before we go to France, I told you this would happen.
I predicted this.
Again, not because I'm any kind of special ability or that I'm any smarter than anybody else.
It's just clear where the patterns are going.
If you see a sequence of numbers, it goes 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24. What do you think the next number is?
Probably 26. Pretty good chance.
If it's 30, I'd be very surprised.
That is an odd pattern, you know?
That'll never happen, bro.
It's just to keep grandma safe, bro.
Two weeks from the corridor, you know what I mean?
Unvaccinated woman was denied an organ transplant.
And she's asking the Supreme Court to hear her case.
A woman who obviously, you don't need an organ transplant because things are going great.
You need one so you don't die.
So a dying woman, presumably a Canadian citizen, is dying in our country, needs an organ transplant.
Ostensibly, presumably, there is one available, but she can't have it because my mandate.
You're willing to let people die.
What happened to if it saves just one life?
This is the opposite of saving lives.
This is condemning a woman to death for your politics.
Do you hear yourself?
And you still insist that you're the good.
You're evil as they come.
As bad as they come.
You're so corrupt and twisted on the inside.
Everything is completely inverted.
It's like when someone's in a psychosis and they look themselves in the mirror and they're like, I'm fucking jacked.
And they're like, no, you're not.
But they believe it.
You're like, good Lord, are you okay?
You know?
Woof.
Good job, Canada.
First world country.
Hey, there's always made.
Has she even considered that option, selfish bitch?
She could have just gotten made, and then someone else, perhaps a migrant, could have gotten that organ transplant, a vaccinated one that does what they're told, just like the government wants.
An unvaccinated woman who was removed from the top of the organ transplant list is hoping her case will be heard by Canada's top court.
My God, she's made the difficult choice to stand against an unethical and unscientific vaccine mandate, not law, which has come between her and her chance to survive.
We hope the Supreme Court of Canada is interested in hearing this very important case.
I would hope fucking so, but you know what?
It is Canada, so maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe the Supreme Court will go, no, actually, we're too busy.
We're on the unceded territory of whatever, and we have to go to a dick cutting ceremony, and there's no time, and whatever.
Send her some rainbow flags and make sure they know our pronouns are on the letter and our condolences and whatever.
There's no time.
You're condemning people to death over this.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
You're murdering people now.
You're withholding life-saving that we have.
It's not like we don't have this.
Like, the technology and the skill sets and the ability of the operating rooms, the doctors, the staff to do organ transplants doesn't exist.
It does.
It has for quite some time.
And you're like, no, you just can't have it because fuck you.
Cool.
That's a great development.
I love where this is going.
Again, what's the 26?
What numbers next?
28. What numbers after that?
I wonder what will happen next.
She's dying of a terminal illness.
She has been challenging the constitutionality of the requirements for transplant candidates.
Put in place by AHS, an Alberta hospital, and six transplant doctors for more than a year.
Good.
So I'm sure that she's not the only one.
People have definitely died because of this policy that need not have.
The government is literally killing people.
I shared a story earlier today or yesterday.
A woman was murdered in a hospital by the hospital staff.
Sounded like she didn't want to wear a mask.
She needed to be restrained.
They moved the camera so no one could see it, climbed on her, killed her.
Guards changed their story.
One of them kind of admits it.
The other guy admits he moved the camera.
Tons of evidence that this happened.
You know what the court did?
They threw the case out.
They went, yeah, never mind.
There's no evidence.
There's no point.
A woman dies in a hospital, goes in for treatment.
You don't go into a hospital to die.
See, that's the opposite of what's supposed to happen.
You go to a hospital so you don't die.
That's what you're supposed to do.
I don't know if you know that.
But when someone goes into a hospital and dies when they're not supposed to, like, whoa, that was the opposite of what we were supposed to do.
How'd that happen?
Oh, the staff just murdered them.
Oh, really?
Nah, tossed.
We're doing great.
It's good.
Let's look at France for a minute before I tie this in to the end.
Because how much can you put up?
How much more can anyone...
Kevin's sleeping, you know.
I see you've given up on him already, Colbert's mom, but I mean, he's just like...
You know what I mean?
I think I'm helping CERN along.
I think we're approaching the precipice.
There's the event horizon of when the universe just fucking destroys itself because things have gotten too, you know.
It's cranked.
That's what this does.
I could turn it down, but I won't because I want this to end.
I want to get to the end.
I've suffered too.
I've seen too much.
I have seen and heard and put up with too much.
I need to see how this goes.
I need to see how this ends.
So sorry, guys.
I'm keeping the clown dial.
I mean, it's at 11, you know?
This is a specialty made.
They only make these.
I only made a few of these, and this one goes to 11. So that's what controls it all.
It has this whole time.
So, you know.
That's how you see I tech, because I'm a Fed, right?
And that's why I'm part of the opera.
Everything's a PSYOP.
thing the whole thing the whole thing Oh, this idiot.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is an idiot.
He's an absolute idiot.
France, leftist activists are now requisitioning houses belonging to the elderly so they can put refugees in them.
Again, the West is doomed.
The young are now throwing their elders out on the streets to die so they can virtue signal.
And that's seen as a good, that's a good, that's a desirable thing to do.
Okay.
There's too many asylum seekers.
Asylum from what?
You just a property that belongs to a couple aged 87 to 89 years, although it is currently empty because they're in a care home, something that doesn't matter because private property is private property.
They're going to take their house.
The organization released a statement claiming that it was a necessity to seize the home because the government hadn't adequately addressed their concerns about new migrants arriving in the era.
See, your own governments have turned on you, and you're less important than the virtue signaling and the global agenda of the mass migration.
Those people, their well-being, because you know what?
They're going to be here for a while.
They're young, and they're malleable.
They don't give a shit.
And that's why they don't have no attachments to these countries.
They don't give a shit about France.
Not really.
Just brought here and met.
Do they have the same generational connection to the area?
You know, my dad worked here and his dad worked there.
Our family goes back here 500 years.
I got here six months ago.
I don't give a shit.
Right?
It's not the same.
So the people that they're bringing in, they're choosing them over you.
You're like, yeah, you're old.
I don't want to play with you anymore.
It's like the Toy Story meme.
Somebody, there you go.
Where the kid drops the toy.
It's got like new Canadians and it's got you.
It's like, I don't want to play with you anymore.
I don't need you anymore.
You're going to be dead soon.
You guys are aging out.
You know, you're in care homes.
I'm going to give your shit to them.
Fuck you.
Cool.
People under eight, almost 90 years old, huh?
Thanks, World War II-era couple.
Thanks for everything you've done, contributed your taxes, your life, everything you've done for the nation of France.
But now it's time to go fuck yourself.
Can I introduce you to some maid?
Perhaps we can have you killed by maybe a migrant will kill you.
You know?
You could.
If that wasn't enough, oh, and by the way, we're not done with the sustainable development goals and all this because the global world and so on.
It's all very, you know.
You're going to love it.
You're going to own it.
You're going to love it.
French workers are now vowing the mother of all battles as the president, Macron government, to raise retirement age to 64. Oh, did you think you were done?
No, no.
Crank it up again.
64 years old you have to work to until you retire.
That's not reasonable.
Right?
The pension funds are fucked.
They've already spent all the money.
They know it's over.
If too many people retire, which there's a massive wave of retirees coming, what's it called?
The gray wave.
That's what they're calling it.
Economists are calling it the gray wave.
All of the people, you know, basically my dad's generation, they're all going to be retired soon.
And that's a huge portion of the workforce that can't be replaced because there's nobody to replace them because of the no babies and so on, right?
And then so we're mass importing migrants.
Maybe you'll have to work longer because you can't stay, local home, collect your pension.
Number one, because there probably won't be one.
And number two, we can't afford to pay you all to retire.
So we might just have to work you to death.
We may, you think this is the first time?
People used to retire at like 50, 55. Remember the trailer park boys like Freedom 55?
You know, that was the goal.
It was like, when I'm 55, I'm hoping to retire.
We've added nearly a solid decade onto that now.
We're up to 64. I guarantee you, you know, soon it'll be like, well, the retirement age, 69, you know, 68, 69 seems like a reasonable number.
Let's just keep going.
Why not make it 70?
Retirement age is now 70. You people can't go anywhere.
You're not going anywhere.
Stay here.
Stay here and keep working for these ever-diminishing paychecks so I can fly around the world on my fucking private corporate jets that I'm paying with your tax money, hanging out with the Epsteins and all just, yeah!
Woo!
You have to keep working and suffering so I can keep this Coke field rampage going that I call governing the world in 2023.
That's what's going on.
Are you cool with that?
Apparently the French aren't.
The mother of all battles, good.
I hope it hurts.
I hope it hurts these people especially.
How can you live with yourselves defending this kind of filth?
It's demonic.
It's disgusting.
It's goblin behavior, you might even say.
And I say it is.
I say it is.
Goblins.
Oh, we're going up two years.
So if you were 62 and you thought you were done, now we're going up 64 by 2030.
The plan stops short of the previously proposed 65. And an outline of the proposal seeks to require that workers pay into the system for two more years, raising the...
Long story short, you know how you don't have enough of the shit that you need?
The government's taking more of the shit that you need that you already don't have enough of.
They're taking more of it, and they're going to make you work harder for less.
You're going to do more for less, and they're taking more.
That's all you need to know.
Oh, and one more thing.
You have to like it, or you're a Nazi.
Yeah.
Basically, anyone that fights the government now is a Nazi.
So, you know.
Just wanted to let you know.
Just keeping you in the loop.
You know?
Oh, my God.
What a mess.
Smash goblins.
I'm going to make sure I didn't miss anything here before I wind this down.
I think I got you, Todd.
I think I did.
Interdimensional spider monkeys from space.
I don't, listen.
The fact that the Taliban could have super space age Taliban soon, they already basically inherited half the U.S. military's equipment in Afghanistan.
Now they've formed an alliance with the Chinese, who we know for a fact have lasers and space programs, all kinds of stuff.
The idea that there could be a legit SEAL Team 6 of the Taliban soon that Afghanistan has is going to be...
That's a very fly on a Blackhawk and it's a bunch.
It's literally the Taliban and they just look like Navy SEALs.
You're like, wow, this is not good.
I don't like...
All right, fine.
I have to deal with it.
So do you.
Let's finish this shit show.
Oh, my God.
What are we even doing anymore?
Oh, let me just make sure.
Greg Wycliffe has denounced me.
He says my pro-mosquito comments are absolutely reprehensible, and I condemn them in the strongest possible terms.
Oh, fuck.
Listen.
You're young.
You're naive, Greg.
You don't understand.
You'll learn.
You'll come to see things my way in time.
So, you know what?
I'm not even going to get mad at you.
You're just, you'll see.
You'll see all about it.
All right?
Last.
Oh, yes.
Which, oh, there's so much, bro.
But I got to shut this down.
Well, this is a nightmare, too.
Just Canada sucks, you know?
Shipment of children's medicine arriving in Alberta this weekend.
And that's great.
Long story short, you know where it came from?
Turkey.
Because we can't.
There was a massive shortage.
You may have noticed.
There's a massive shortage of children's Tylenol this year, this flu season, which is really just getting started now.
Can't wait.
Empty shells.
Bear shells.
No shells.
Our children, the children of Canada, as far as at least as medication goes for being sick, Tylenol, they're at the mercy of Turkey, the Turkish government, to provide that because the Canadian government can't do it because we can't even make our own, apparently.
We don't even have the ability.
Isn't that a great thing about the global world when you have politicians selling stuff out and selling out your factories and selling out your companies and selling whatever?
Oh, we'll just get our shit from somebody else.
Yeah, what happens if those people don't change their mind about liking you?
Oh, that'll never happen, bro.
Oh, it will?
Okay, cool.
How's the energy situation in Europe going?
You guys cold?
Is it expensive?
That'll never happen, bro.
Laughs in Russian.
That'll never happen.
There's no need.
We'll just get our fuel from the Russians until you start going to war with them and then they turn it off, but okay.
It's almost like there's a value in being able to provide for yourself.
Being self-sufficient is a very, very important factor in being independent.
Maintaining your independence as a human being is directly tied with your ability to provide for yourself.
The two things go hand in hand.
You cannot separate them.
So the very means, the very act, the very fact that the government is trying to separate you from your ability to provide for yourself is a means of enslaving you.
You can Never be free.
You can never make your own decisions because everything has to go through them.
You have no means of taking care of yourself at all.
You don't make any of your own shit.
You don't grow any of your own food.
You don't know anything.
You can't fucking do it.
You just, hey, the government's got the solution to everything you're ever going to need.
So you better, you know, you better do it the same.
How can you ever think for yourself or do anything for yourself if you can't take care of yourself?
The same thing applies to the nation state.
We're at everyone's mercy.
We have no freedom to do anything.
We need this from them.
We're not even taking care of ourselves.
What a mess.
Christ.
Absolute fucking disaster this place is.
Woman's organ transplant denied.
And the main thing's not a joke.
it's really out of control.
And we're doing it to not just, The very assistance, the thought of assistance in dying flies in the face of humankind's most vigorous visceral instinct, survival.
It poses the most simplest enduring wisdom we have.
Choose life.
And then they go on to say, it's not just going to start with, you know, terminally ill.
Holy shit, this is painful.
Like, how long until it goes, you know, people that are severely depressed, people that are sick temporarily.
Like, it's just going to expand and expand.
It's an industry like anything else.
It's going to self-perpetuate.
So we've opened the door to that now.
So let's just increase the cult of death even more.
Let's have more death.
We'll never talk about the elephants in the room.
Swedish doctors say the program of the mass should be halted immediately.
Say senior Sweden.
The CDC is investigating problems now.
And I mean, if that was true, I would have heard it from doctors.
Well, you don't hear it because they're suppressed, because the government-controlled social media, which has been proven by the links or the leaks from Elon Musk and all of those journalists, have made sure that you didn't have access to any of that information.
They hid it from you so that you would take their products and that they could make money.
Okay?
A massive criminal scam is underway.
An immense, the biggest one of all time, actually.
The true character and scope of the harm caused by the unprecedented mass vaccinations is just now beginning to become clear.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, baby.
Is it just me?
People dropping everywhere.
Just wait.
You just wait.
And that's where the Schadenfreude comes in.
And that's where the Schadenfreude comes in.
Because there's a lot of people that are going to get what's coming to them.
Dug some big holes that are going to be really hard to answer to.
Impossible.
Impossible.
When you go all in this hard on something this serious, you'd better be right.
Easy for you.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you look in the mirror?
I know I'm right, though.
Like, I know it.
It's obvious.
I mean, there's.
I'm not dead, and everyone I know still isn't dead.
In fact, I don't know anyone that's died.
I know a lot of people.
Quite a pandemic, indeed.
How about you guys doing over there?
How are you doing over there?
You know anybody?
Having some problems?
And is this why at Davos this year, do you know what they're talking about?
You know what's not on the agenda?
Nothing about the pandemic.
So you're still running around.
It was never about that.
On their own website, their own people say this has provided an amazing opportunity, an opportunity for a reset.
That is word for word lifted from the World Economic Forum's brochures.
Word forward.
The great reset is a web page on their own website.
Okay?
So on the agenda this year is how to combat global volatility and cost of living crisis that they engineered, that they brought along with their money printing and absolutely insane, reckless policy.
Insane.
They're deliberately imploding the world in a controlled demolition to build back better.
And that world looks like a whole lot better for them and a whole lot worse for you.
Thank you.
Not until he feels the boot on his balls.
He gets a boot in his fat bottom.
Only then.
They're openly preparing for this.
They're getting them ready and telling them how to deal with what is definitely unavoidable.
These people aren't fucking around.
You think they're sitting around like, you know, they work on this shit.
They have state-of-the-art fucking AI and psychologists.
Like, they know exactly what's coming.
All right, here's how we deal with the next hurdle.
Everybody's going to lose their shit because everything's falling apart and we're going to have to deal with that.
So here's how.
Good, great.
That's good.
That's good.
Our own government's over there participating in it, by the way.
The deputy prime minister of the country and financial minister also sits on the board of trustees at the World Economic Forum.
So you can only serve one master, yeah?
So what happens when the World Economic Forum or the Board of Trustees decides, I think this is a really great policy, feels like Canada is going to be unduly influenced in that position, wouldn't you say, considering we have the fucking board members are also the people running our government.
That seems like a conflict of interest for some fucking reason.
I don't know why.
I'm crazy like that.
And again, here's Cosmo.
The Romanian guy.
I can't.
While the rest of us plebs are exposed to a constant mill of fear-mongering from the Virus, not a single event at the World Economic Forum is about coronavirus.
In fact, the head of the World Health Organization, Dr. Tedros, will be talking about tuberculosis.
Oh.
Okay, so we've moved on to the next stage.
Okay.
At least for now, the gun buyback has been stalled.
Somebody mentioned that earlier.
That is true.
And from what I read here, it's like, oh, people are like, oh, yeah, they were just too afraid to do it, blah, blah.
They don't have the, they're finding the man.
They're having problems finding the boots to do it.
They're looking for contractors that they can, because there's not any way in hell this is going to work with the police.
There's not nearly enough, you know.
So they're thinking piecemeal, you know, region at a time.
We'll get some contractors to come in.
This will be what they do, blah, blah, blah.
Probably a bunch of ex-cops from the United States, something like that.
That's what they're talking about.
They're trying to figure out how this is going to work.
And right now their plan's not fucking, they don't have one yet.
They're working on it, though.
They had hoped to have one, according to this, by now.
They had hoped to be starting on PEI by this spring, by this winter.
But they don't.
They're like, oh, no, we're still in the planning stages.
Good, excellent.
And as this is all going on around you, remember, dying suddenly, young fit people has always happened.
It's always normal.
20-year-olds, 21-year-olds, 19-year-olds, little kids.
It's the biggest issue of our lives.
It affects literally everyone in the world.
It is the primary driving force for the fire that engulfed, you know, in a metaphorical sense, descended upon Ottawa in February.
There was a lot of problems with the state.
I've had reporters asking me about this, and I'm honestly trying to do the best I can to describe this to people.
So they, you know, there's a lot of reasons why people were pissed off and tired of the government and this and that.
But this last two years, that really broke the back.
That really, I mean, you guys are out of fucking control now.
This is absolutely insane.
People were upset before, but now it's like they're blowing their fucking brains out rather than deal with all over the place.
Drugs and alcohol are out of control.
You know, the divorce rates are going.
There's another stat when you can check on the health of your people.
How's that going?
Not good.
Childhood depression and trauma is up like 40%.
Some insane double-digit number.
Kids' help phone had like an 800% increase.
You know what I mean?
By any metric that you could gauge of like, are you doing great, kid?
No.
No.
And primarily a lot of that was that policy.
Where is it?
Where's the fucking resistance?
Where's the opposition?
Where is any of it?
I mean from the people that can, the people that could, the people that have the juice in the seat that they fucking occupy that they should be using to say, what in the actual living fuck are we doing right now?
Let's stop quit the games.
Stop the fucking horse shit.
Stop these cosmetic theatrical issues about, oh, did he throw some pebbles at a guy?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Do you see what's happening?
Have I made my point?
It's been over three hours, three and a half hours.
I hope so.
It is not good.
It is sick and dying and in some places in this country resembles ruin and desolation.
And do you expect me to sit here and say absolutely fucking nothing about it?
Well, that's never going to be a thing.
And to all of those people out there that clapped along like the good trained fucking SEALs that you are, that encouraged it, that laughed along and hoped for my death.
And when my friend Mark Friesen was in the hospital, you hoped and prayed and you created your fake accounts of Mark Friesen's ghost and all of that kind of shit that you motherfuckers were doing.
And you just, you delved right into the families and said, don't invite them over for Thanksgiving.
Don't even talk to them.
Ostracied them.
Do all of that shit.
Made it worse.
As much as all of this was damaging and making everything worse, you've joined in.
Like the soul, the heart of the country is being stoned to fucking death in the public square.
And when you saw that happening, you couldn't wait to pick up a rock and get in line and get in line.
And now, those people, the ones that throw the stones, well, guess what?
Now you're in danger of being a coincidence.
You know what?
And you're absolutely goddamn right after everything we've been through, that I've seen people go through, that I've seen people suffer through, after all the friends I've lost.
Six now in the last two years alone, six fucking guys.
Five of them, I know for a fact this shit was on their mind.
They weren't doing well with it.
With the state of how things are going.
What was my life?
The way that we...
You know...
But you want me...
I have to be polite.
You have to be cordial.
You have to treat them with the respect they deserve.
Here's how much fucking respect you deserve.
And when the side effects kick in and the tightness starts that you start feeling, you start getting a little bit dizzy, I hope the last thing you think of is my smiling, unvaccinated face.
Because that's what you get.
This is the most evil shit that's ever happened, and you helped.
I will laugh.
When you die, when your heart explodes, or the cancer comes, whatever it is, I will laugh publicly, loudly, because you deserve it.
And hey, you know...
Everybody experiences a little bit of shading for it once in a while, but I like to really embrace it when it's deserved.
You know?
When you really deserve it, it's like a great cake.
It just tastes good.
It's just, voila, something special.
You know?
Oh, do you not like the mess you guys made?
Turn off your television.
What do you mean your life's going to shit?
Oh, let me play the world's fucking smallest violin for you.
Criminals and victims.
Slaves to the system.
Prisoners to the pain.
The whole world.
Who's going to answer?
This is only going to get worse.
Wait till everybody finds out what you fucking did.
Cause I'm sold alive.
Sold to the death.
Wait till.
Wait a little bit.
Whoa, you wait.
Oh, man.
Pitchforks and torches.
Global.
Globally.
They'll drive you down into the death.
They'll show you what it's like to have.
All the things I'm happy.
I'm happy that I'm not those people.
Fuck you.
Enjoy!
Just for you.
Farm on the wrong side of heaven.
Lalo!
Ms. Todd Salerno!
Unrumble!
Thank you very much, sir.
And Mr. Luvella.
Raputo, thank you, brother.
Appreciate it, guys.
Sergeant Rock, Dr. Jenstein.
Please, no more hospitals.
No more blood farming.
Makes me worse, this thing.
Tell me!
It's terrifying!
It's truly horrifying!
Scarecrow!
Give them a lie for the right part!
Horse rat!
Horse rat!
Deptism!
I'm the man of the mountain!
Poof ladder!
Woman's going into a flap!
X-5!
Comedian!
Combat!
Donkey Donkey!
By the mic!
Baby friend!
Probably sense!
Donkey Donkey-Look!
Mr. Chappelle!
Give it to us!
Angelina T-Don!
And Angelina's Punch Minutes!
Party!
Mark!
Marty!
It's always funny!
My bad, bro!
Trailer Tilters!
And with John Todd!
Thank you guys very much.
I appreciate it.
Have a great weekend!
But not too great, so remember, everything's fun.
You gotta stay grounded!
I can still see you!
You gotta keep your expectations realistic!
You know?
But what can I do to make it ride?
You're still gonna think I'm alone on it!
Pigeon drunkworks, boys!
Pitch and drunk lords!
PINGINDISHING.COM!
See you Monday, probably!
Maybe I'll have a pigeon drunk view!
My partner is six tempered Terenas.
I'll see you next time.
I'll pull you till you come apart.
I'm on my own.
I'm on my own.
I'll turn you into what you are All alone, I'm trying Yeah, you're not better than me
Phil, all you do is use that seeing stone It's all you do, man Why do you like looking at so many alternate realities of the future so much?
You want to optimize?
I know you want to optimize pain Who doesn't?
You know what I mean?
You're an ambitious guy I am kind of interested to see how the pigeon-crow war turns out Do you have it there?
Oh, we get fired up?
Basta toma saad gomaya!
Basta toma saad gomaya!
Dude, that is a lot of birds!
You can see the sky, I'm not kidding.
It's like every pigeon is grown in the world!
They're meeting over Antarctica to fight to the death!
Dude!
That giant black pyramid!
It's real!
It's fucking real!
Oh my god, everybody!
It's like the battle breaks up with birds!
There's blood everywhere!
It's insane!
It's the middle of the day!
It's done!
Phillips like 20 crosses!
Holy given the Sky Champion!
Holy fuck!
All the pigeons are on this!
It gives the power!
Super pigeons with math power!
It's like dirty!
This is tight!
This could go either way!
Oh god, the pit!
The crows have a cyberpunk super weapon.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
It's definitely going downhill now on the frozen.
The crows have a giant cyborg cyberpunk crow with laser beams.
It's just, it's over now.
This is just a slaughter now.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they're fleeing.
They're fleeing.
Wow.
Why did they wait?
Why did they, uh, why did they wait so long?
Well, because thousands of crows.
Why did they just open with the cyberpunk laser crow?
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