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Dec. 8, 2022 - Raging Dissident

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RageCast 281: NO RETREATING FOOTSTEPS

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	Oh, man.
	I'm speechless.
	I am speechless.
	You guys!
	Let's go!
	It just hit me now.
	Now I'm home.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, we're gonna cause so many problems.
	Oh, man.
	I love you guys.
	This is the best.
	Thank you so much.
	I appreciate it.
	You guys are the fucking best ever.
	Oh, man.
	You're gonna make me cry.
	Proud of you guys.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you so much.
	Everything you guys did was amazing.
	I'll never forget it.
	Oh, man.
	We gotta get to work, Phil.
	We've got a lot to do.
	There's so much to do.
	There's so many people to make mad and make upset.
	He can't keep getting away with that!
	He can't keep getting away with it!
	But he can.
	Maybe.
	We'll see.
	Thank you so much, you guys.
	Holy shees.
	This is wild.
	It's been a while.
	It's kind of like riding a bike, I suppose.
	But I've been away, you know, if you don't know.
	I went on a little adventure.
	I like to travel.
	I like to travel.
	The government knows I like to travel.
	So they're like, hey, I would like you to travel.
	And I'm like, oh, well, I don't have a choice in this, do I?
	And they were like, no, no, you don't.
	We're going to send you to a spa.
	We're going to send you to a resort.
	It's called the Saskatchewan Correctional, the Saskatchewan Correctional Center and Resort and Spa.
	And you're going to go there and you're going to love it.
	You're going to love it there.
	There's other people to meet.
	There's free exercise sometimes.
	The food is...
	They've got food there.
	So there's no reason to get into it in any more detail than that.
	You will eat something.
	You will sometimes eat something.
	So moving on.
	We'll take you there for free.
	You know what?
	We'll get the taxpayer to pay for it.
	That's how much we want you to go on this trip.
	The taxpayer will pay for it.
	The Saskatchewan taxpayer will pay for it, actually.
	We'll send our best guys to come get you on a plane and we'll shackle you up like Hannibal Hector and we'll fly you across the country.
	you a whole plane just for you.
	What a fucking timeline is this?
	You couldn't believe.
	Even the cops were like, you know, and the lawyers and the guards and the other people.
	If I had $1,000 for every time someone said, you know, I've never seen this before in my life.
	I have never seen anything like this before in my life.
	See something crazy new every day.
	Every day someone would say something like that.
	I'd be like, yeah, yeah, I know.
	Tired of hearing about it.
	It's, you know.
	But thankfully, thankfully, we did escape Circulonian prison after a little while.
	We did escape.
	We negotiated a prisoner exchange.
	Now I'm going to tell you who they took, you know.
	You don't want to know.
	You guys get me back, but we had to give them someone back.
	And it's...
	I think we're going to be seeing a lot more of her in the future.
	She's going to be back.
	And so, you know, we had her.
	That's why I didn't see her anymore.
	She was in the custody of D'Agalon this whole time.
	There was no more, how do you hear you?
	There was no howdare.
	There was no more howdare anywhere.
	Anywhere to be found.
	No more howdare anywhere.
	It was a Christmas miracle.
	No.
	No, she was ours and we had her.
	But we had to give her back.
	So that was part of the negotiations.
	My lawyer agreed we would give back Greta Trinity to them and I would be released to you.
	That was the trade.
	So she's going to be back and she's going to be, I don't know.
	I'm just...
	That is how the world really does work.
	Okay?
	I'm part of them now.
	I'm a clone.
	Yeah, he does seem different, doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	No, it's a crazy time.
	What are we going to do?
	Anyway, thanks to all you guys for all the support and for everything you did was incredible and for supporting my family and Morgan and each other.
	To see everybody sticking together and looking out for each other was incredible.
	People were giving me updates and things and sending me a text message.
	Did You get tablets in jail now.
	I don't know.
	I guarantee most of the guys using it incriminate themselves in something.
	They get on there and they're like texting.
	It's like, you know, they're reading everything, right?
	So I got some updates.
	I did hear a little bits and pieces of what was going on, and I just want to say how proud I am of you guys and happy that what was put together could not be so easily broken that you guys still remain friends and you still have each other and had the whole thing was all still here.
	And it hasn't changed a bit.
	So that's pretty great.
	That's pretty cool.
	Those are some solid connections you guys have made with each other and me to you and likewise.
	And thank you to all the guys, all the people that wrote to me in Islam.
	It did kill some time.
	I couldn't write back to everybody because they charge you money for envelopes.
	Envelopes are $1.50.
	And you can only spend so much money a week.
	So it was food or envelopes.
	So I made a judgment call.
	I had to ratio my food to envelope a budget.
	So I got back to as many as I could.
	I wrote probably 100 people.
	It was like two or three a day.
	My math is not good.
	If it was, I would have been a scientist or an astronaut or something.
	I wouldn't be here.
	I wouldn't be doing this.
	I'd be rich somewhere.
	But I'm stupid and I can't do math, so I'm not.
	I'm in a woodpile now.
	Okay?
	So that's what happens when you don't, when your kids listen, make sure they learn math because if they don't, you're going to end up like me.
	You're going to be in a woodpile.
	Who is calling me at this hour?
	Don't they know?
	I totally lost my train of thought.
	Thank you guys, everybody.
	I appreciate it so much.
	And, you know, the lawyers as well.
	Great job.
	Excellent job.
	You know, Karima was a big help, and I appreciate, you know, twist of fate.
	You never know who will end up connecting and, you know, getting along with each other, huh?
	And Tammy as well, thank you very much for taking a chance and going out there and putting yourself on a limb to maybe question if the scary terrorist guy isn't a scary terrorist after all.
	Maybe something crazy is afoot, and it is.
	And thank you very much for that support.
	And finally, you know, my family, you know, all my friends, all you guys, Derek Ferry, you guys were, you know, holding it down and doing your best to, you know, and you did a great job.
	Everybody had, you know, it was awesome.
	It was awesome to see all that.
	I appreciate you guys so much.
	And, you know, Morgan, holy, you know, what do we say?
	What do we say about her?
	What can you say?
	She's amazing.
	Thank you so much for everything, you know, she's listening that you do for me.
	It's just, I'm incredibly blessed and I'm very happy that, you know, you guys have each other and we do and the whole thing exists.
	And it's just, you know, what would life be like without it?
	How crazy has the last couple of years been that this let's play where do you see yourself in five years?
	Yeah, didn't see that.
	No, not that one.
	That, no, no, not in a million years.
	No.
	No, I thought maybe like, you know, washed up alcoholic firefighter or something, but definitely not that.
	I don't know what that is.
	Is that a wood pile?
	Am I in a wood pile talking?
	What is that?
	Is that a goat fit?
	That's a brick with arms glued to the back of it.
	Look at it.
	It's a brick.
	It's got a face.
	It's got a face, Daniel.
	Daniel.
	Daniel's the guy that operates the five years into the future machine.
	Daniel, what is it?
	What is it?
	I demand you explain this.
	This is brick with arms and...
	I am a section commander in an infantry battalion.
	I'm in charge of millions of dollars of equipment and livelihoods and lives themselves.
	And you're telling me that in the future, it's a very short time from now, actually, I'm going to be in a wood pile talking to a brick with arms.
	Oh, and there's more.
	There's a goat, too.
	So I guess this is all very out of the blue in a way.
	But I wouldn't trade for the world.
	It's been a pretty wild time.
	And again, thank all you guys so much for everything.
	And yeah, let's get back to it.
	I guess we already have.
	And should I explain this or not?
	And I, listen, if you want to drink, go ahead.
	Do it.
	Good for you.
	If it makes you happy and if it works for you.
	I was actually honestly wanting to ditch it for a while.
	Like a good year.
	Because it's kind of a gimmicky thing.
	It's fun, but it's a lot of...
	I'm pretty sure.
	And no pizza.
	That was the saddest part.
	That there was no pizza.
	They didn't even have cheese.
	That's how cheap they are.
	They give you a salad.
	I'm not shitting you.
	A salad.
	It's like six pieces of lettuce.
	Like just off the, like from the dollar store.
	Not the dollar store.
	The grocery store.
	Like the cheap shit.
	Here it's just lettuce.
	It's like barely.
	There's no nutrients in it.
	You can tell by looking at it, you're like, this is air.
	Why don't I just eat the air?
	You get like six and seven pieces of that.
	Like a singular tomato.
	A little cherry tomato thing.
	And a can of ranch.
	A little tiny thing.
	There's your salad.
	There's our salad, you piece of shit.
	Eat it.
	Starve.
	We fucking hate you.
	We're Saskatchewan and you're in our jail and we fucking hate you.
	Die!
	No, you can't go to the bathroom.
	You will wait until I tell you it's okay.
	I hope you die.
	Food wasn't good, guys.
	It wasn't good.
	Anyway.
	Anyway, anyway.
	I didn't want to drink anymore.
	Anyway.
	And I think this is good.
	I've got a great excuse now to not do it.
	You know?
	And I think it's going to be good.
	I think it's going to be great.
	I think it's actually slowing me down, if anything.
	But we'll see.
	We'll see what happens.
	So thank you guys so much.
	What can you say?
	We just got to get back to it.
	That's all there is to do.
	That's all there is to do, man.
	Now everything is no, now I'm home.
	Everything's not, you know.
	There was something missing.
	So now what happens?
	Music
	Try your hardest.
	Where do I start?
	Holy Jesus.
	I'm going to run through these as fast as I can.
	Zadaiza, welcome home.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	BC Bigot back at it.
	Yes, ma'am, or sir.
	I can't remember.
	Picture up at BC Barbie, maybe.
	Thank you very much, the Reaper Sun.
	Welcome home.
	I hope you used your time inside to finish that autobiography.
	I'm working on it.
	I did.
	I actually did write a fair amount.
	I got like a good 80, 90 pages.
	I could probably...
	It's mostly just insanity.
	It's mostly just the ramblings of an incoherent madman.
	Of an odious dirtbag.
	An odious, disgusting fire.
	Just die!
	Just eat that fucking salad and die!
	No, you can't go out of your cell.
	You have to stay in there for days!
	Why?
	I don't know!
	Nobody knows.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody's ever cared.
	That place is fucking insane, man.
	That's just how we would just laugh about it all day.
	I'd be like, none of this, this place doesn't make any sense.
	and they're like, oh yeah, we know.
	The rules are literally...
	It's like, wait, you can do this here?
	Yeah.
	You can't do it over there.
	I saw a guy get kicked in the face for doing that over there.
	That sounds like an over there problem.
	Okay, you know, the whole thing is just fucking a circus.
	It's a fucking goddamn madhouse, man.
	Oh, you know, I don't recommend it.
	I wouldn't say, go, go try it.
	Go just wee, toss yourself in jail as a high-profile public, you know, bad guy villain.
	You know, let's put the infamous, you know, neo-Nazi in and make sure we put it in the news constantly, constantly, and we put him in a jail full of like 96% natives.
	A lot of them gang members.
	Ooh, I wonder what'll happen.
	I wonder what'll happen.
	Nice try.
	Oh, Wiggling Shits, thank you very much, sir.
	He says, welcome back.
	Thanks for not making us wait until the beer grows back.
	What do you mean?
	What?
	It's not?
	It's not bad.
	He says, I'd imagine you're going to tone it down a notch now.
	Absolutely not.
	Tone it down.
	What?
	Are you insane, sir?
	Do you know me at all?
	Mr. Chow, he says, he's back.
	Christmas came early this year.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Dude from Ontario.
	Dude, this is a wobbly table.
	Junior dude from Ontario, thanks to Derek and Ferry.
	Welcome back.
	Yes, thank you to those guys very much again as well.
	Everybody appreciate it, yeah.
	Full draw scarps.
	I saw Morgan in the chat says he would have done the same for me.
	Yes, I would have.
	Absolutely, I would have.
	Fucking right.
	She kicks ass.
	Full draw scarps.
	Hey, yo, Donnie.
	Good to see you back, Vinny.
	Donnie, thanks.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	You know, thanks for coming on.
	Hey.
	How you doing?
	How's everybody doing over there?
	You good?
	Everything's all good?
	All right.
	All right.
	I'll talk to you later, Donnie.
	All right.
	See you later.
	We're secret Italians.
	We're speaking in code.
	Crack, crack that, Cesis.
	Crack, crack that one.
	Crack that guy on the woodpile who's definitely not Italian talking like an Italian to another maybe fake Italian guy on the internet What does it mean?
	What could it be coming up next on the fifth estate?
	The new language of the alt-right They talk in strange characters and different voices and use made-up words.
	What does it mean?
	Are we all at risk?
	The answer is yes, and we are all going to die if we don't put them in jail now.
	Right now as I'm saying these words.
	Go and find them and just fucking kill them!
	Just die!
	Just eat the sour and die!
	It's the most lovely time of the year.
	Are the police back already?
	Oh, good.
	Oh, geez, there's a nickname.
	Labia Liquor.
	Thank you very much.
	Thanks for this very family-friendly view.
	Welcome all.
	Thank you.
	Deanna says, glad to see you back.
	We all sure missed you.
	Derek did his best, but he isn't you.
	Oh, well, he's Derek.
	He's his own all other version of entertainment.
	You don't know what he's going to do.
	They're the best, man.
	Thanks, guys.
	Al Stern, he says, looking fresh, bro.
	Great to see you back in the chair.
	Thank you.
	It's a comfortable chair.
	I sat on steel for the last couple of months.
	You know, it just doesn't hit the same, you know, especially, you know.
	Sergeant Rock, thank you very much.
	They can't stop us.
	No, the ferryman stole season three of Daglon is going to be lit.
	Season three coming up.
	We're just, that was the season two finale.
	This is it.
	This is the season two.
	Fair to say, or this is season three now, right?
	Do you like the new graphics by Greg Arcade, by the way?
	Is he not a wizard of dark magic?
	The this too.
	This whole thing.
	This hilarious The Time magazine cover.
	He's the best.
	Zelensky's such a dick.
	Fuck him.
	Season three, let's go.
	Episode one.
	Season 3. That's how we...
	We're basically...
	Is that how this works?
	I don't, if that's how it works, do I want season three?
	What in the fuck is going to be in season three?
	Season three is when everything goes fucking psychotic.
	You know, like every good show, like season three of the Sopranos, okay, things get, things are, things are not, things are spiraling now.
	Season three of Breaking Bad, you know, is this sustainable?
	I don't know.
	The wheels are getting like wobbly, man.
	All of those shows.
	Season three of Game of Thrones, you're like, oh man, shit's going down.
	Season three is the make-or-break season of all great shows that are terrifying and we hope we never live through them.
	But we're doing it anyway!
	Yay!
	It's the apocalypse.
	We're just going to pretend that everything's okay all the time, even though we know that we're fucked.
	That's the theme song.
	We're in big trouble, man.
	It's not good out there, boys.
	It's really not.
	Two cent.
	We're just going to ignore it.
	We're just going to ignore it for a couple of minutes because it's really scary to be alive right now.
	Two cent from me and my lady.
	Welcome home, homie.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	Labia liquor.
	LL Cool L. That's you from now on.
	Man on the Mountain, thank you very much.
	Billy Bob, welcome home.
	He says, good to see and hear you back on the airwaves.
	Here we go.
	Thank you.
	Blams, welcome back.
	DTC, thank you.
	Shrinks, welcome back.
	Thank you, brother.
	Godzilla Unchained.
	No, thank you.
	I think you probably look good as well.
	Sergeant Rock Coleberg is now a wood burner.
	No, he's a Cohlberg.
	He's hungry for souls.
	What, Colbert?
	Hungry for souls?
	You're a furnace.
	How much of a stereotype?
	Oh, no, my flag's falling down.
	How much of a stereotype do you need to be?
	Not like you're, of course you know, eat souls.
	Of course you do.
	What's going on here?
	You're telling me this cheap dollar store tape isn't working?
	No, no way.
	No way.
	I thought for sure that would hold forever.
	For my whole life.
	I want souls.
	You'll get souls when we have souls.
	We're not made of money, Colbert.
	When we can afford some extra souls.
	Ask Philip.
	Philip's got tons of souls he's hanging on to.
	Ask him.
	What do I look like I'm collecting?
	Oh, here, have some.
	Because they're so easy to come by, first of all.
	They're not worth anything at all.
	Souls are just cheap to...
	Like, I'm the devil.
	You think I'm the devil?
	I just have souls laying around to give you.
	Christ.
	All you do is take.
	All any of them do.
	Billy Bob's got my back, though.
	Are you doing fucking complain?
	Yeah, no, maybe he doesn't.
	I don't know.
	I've got things to complain about, Billy Bob.
	Bitch!
	Oh, fuck.
	All right, he's just going to fight me.
	The Carpenter Chris, I hear Saskatoon is nicest time of year.
	It's a nice, balmy minus 50 bazillion all the time.
	One of the ranges I was on, you could only go out, like your yard time is at, like, 7. 10 after 7, something like that.
	And in Saskatchewan, it gets dark before 7. So I didn't see the sun for like a month at one point.
	It was like living on Alaska.
	Anytime you had to go anywhere, you go outside, it's dark.
	It's dark inside.
	There's no windows.
	It's just dark all the time.
	It's just endless night.
	I'm a vampire now.
	I'm a creature of the night.
	You know, you start going crazy.
	Oh, DJ Cogdale.
	Hey, brother, he says, there was a toast in your honor at Dawson's Texas event last month.
	Cheers, I heard about that.
	Somebody sent me a picture.
	That's, you know, very nice of him.
	What a sweet guy.
	I appreciate it.
	I appreciate all you guys that stuck up for me.
	Not easy.
	Not an easy guy to defend.
	It comes with some baggage.
	Admittedly, it comes.
	There's going to be, listen, you're going to, hmm.
	It's just dead silence.
	And the person that brought it up is like, what?
	You know?
	And everyone's dead silence because they don't know where everyone else stands on it.
	You know?
	They might want to be going, yeah, I know that.
	Well, wait.
	You know, they're just like, should we.
	Because, I mean, people, there's a good chance somebody might take a stab at me in this room if I say I like that guy.
	So I better just keep quiet.
	I better just keep quiet.
	I appreciate you guys sticking up for me.
	Thank you.
	Making Gain says, we need Raging Rocky 1-style fabric posters for gym walls.
	Please execute.
	I'll look into that.
	Why not?
	Why not?
	We're an industry.
	We're a very powerful terrorist empire.
	We very nearly took over the country.
	You're so close.
	It was just within our grasp.
	Blast!
	And we would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling mounties.
	Oh my god.
	Canada is a, it's a dark comedy waiting to happen.
	I mean, it's insane.
	If you wrote out a script, and I mean, America, listen, I'm going to appeal to the world right now.
	I know, I've seen you, America.
	Oh, I know.
	Oh.
	You don't need to tell me about you.
	Everybody knows about you.
	Okay?
	Everybody.
	Everybody fucking knows about you, America.
	All right, so relax.
	You don't need to explain anything.
	You're like a prostitute on meth that just walked into Thanksgiving dinner at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, you know, with the cokehead nephew that no one talks to.
	And he's like, huh, this is fucking...
	We know.
	No need to explain.
	The fucking sunglasses off.
	You're in the house!
	An embarrassment to this family.
	Oh, Ma.
	Get out of my house!
	That could happen.
	That could happen to you.
	Careful who you stick up for.
	It could ruin your life.
	Probably not.
	Probably not.
	But maybe.
	Seriously, maybe.
	Oh, my lord.
	A division of helicopters being assembled by the invasion for Pilot Mike.
	Thank you very much, man.
	They're good.
	We could use them.
	We need them.
	Short long says, nice to see you back.
	Please.
	No tales of prison breaks.
	I've seen some things.
	I've seen some things in there, man, that you're going to believe.
	I ain't ready to talk about it just yet.
	I've seen some things.
	Seriously.
	Woo!
	You know, it's pretty funny.
	I had a recruiter when I joined the army when I was 17, 16, 17. And I said, I want to be in the infantry.
	I had this big romantic idea of what the infantry is, you know?
	A brave warrior, you know?
	Yes, I would like to be there.
	And he's like, you don't want to do that.
	I was like, why?
	He's like, you could, look, you scored, you know, whatever, a million points, whatever it was.
	You could be a pilot.
	You want to be a pilot?
	He was trying to sell me on all the coolest jobs.
	You know, fucking fighter pilot.
	I turned that down.
	I could have been a fucking pilot.
	I could have been a chopper pilot.
	You know how fucking cool that is?
	What do you do?
	I'm an army helicopter pilot.
	Fucking fly people and missiles flying around.
	I'll cut people up with the helicopter planes if I want.
	I fly a giant metal monster through the skies of war.
	Like a guardian angel.
	I'll just swoop out of the clouds and just massacre people.
	Like a dragon.
	And I will just fly the fuck away.
	Like I'm God.
	I just torched 50 fucking people.
	No, I didn't want to do that.
	I was like, infantry!
	Because I watched too many movies, video games, you know.
	And he said, kid, you don't want to do that.
	You could be all these different jobs, all these trades, you could be an air crew mechanic, you could be an electrician, you could, you know, you could be a doctor, for God's sakes.
	I'm like, nope, infantry.
	He said, it's only good practice for two things.
	The infantry is only good training in real life for two things.
	Being homeless and going to jail.
	I'd say he's 100% on that.
	I'd say that was very good advice.
	However, what he didn't know was that I always knew I was going to go to jail probably, maybe.
	So I did it on purpose just so I would have some fucking practice.
	Everything of that, you big dumb.
	No, that wasn't really what happened.
	I just really wanted to be in the infantry.
	Hey, it worked out.
	It's good that I...
	I...
	You dropped into a hellscape and you're like, oh, this is actually fairly familiar.
	Yeah, this isn't that different than, you know, no, honestly.
	There's like demons walking around.
	You're like, oh, I have seen you.
	I've seen you before.
	Right on.
	How's it going?
	Beaselbub?
	Is that you?
	Yeah, I remember you.
	Yeah.
	All right, man.
	I'll see you later.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Stab me in the shower.
	Okie-dokey.
	You know.
	But I wouldn't recommend it if you're just like, hey, I want to try jay.
	I wouldn't recommend it, especially if you're just like.
	I work at the bank.
	And I mean, sometimes me and my wife, we get really, we get pretty crazy.
	Oh, yeah, what do you guys do?
	Sometimes I get, I'll drink two cores light.
	You know?
	And we'll just be up giggling.
	We'll just be up giggling all night, you know, for like way past our bedtimes.
	Like 10.35, 10.40.
	You know, we're up.
	Sometimes even 11 and we're still up, you know?
	It's so silly.
	We're crazy people.
	Yeah, you're going to die in there.
	They're going to kill you.
	They're going to kill you to death immediately.
	So I shouldn't go to jail.
	No.
	Nope.
	Nope.
	They'll eat you.
	They'll literally eat your body parts.
	I've seen people eat things in there that you can't imagine.
	You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
	And I have.
	I have.
	And there's no time like the present.
	I was like, when am I ever going to tell this story?
	And since those guys, I don't know when they'll ever hear this because they're being there for a bit.
	It's like, what are you guys charged with?
	What are your records?
	And I'm like, hmm, you're going to be here for a while.
	You're going to be here for a long time.
	But some of them, you know, some of them are actually all right, dudes, man.
	And we got along pretty well.
	It was pretty funny.
	There were some pretty funny stories.
	Some of them I honestly can't tell out loud because it's just too the media would just can't do it.
	Oh yeah.
	But, you know, basically, people are like, it's mental.
	So I've, again, there were some fights.
	There were some things.
	I bounced around a couple of ranges.
	And that was on one.
	And we did the COVID thing.
	And I was like, fuck, you're not taking this stupid.
	No.
	No.
	I'm way too cool to do.
	Fuck that.
	And they're like, well, all right, we'll put you in fucking segregation.
	We'll put you in solitary for five days, tough guy.
	I ain't like that.
	I like it pretty good.
	Fine.
	Oh, good.
	You fucking send me there then, you bitch.
	And they're like, okay, fine.
	Send him away.
	And they did.
	So I'm just sit there for five days in this box.
	I'm allowed out 15 minutes, twice a day, and that's it.
	And I just sit there and stare out the window at the razor wire all day, like still not taking it.
	Like an idiot, you know?
	And then at the end, at the end, the guy, the nurse, comes over.
	And he's like, hey, so you're not taking the test?
	I'm like, no, I'm not fucking.
	He's like, why not?
	I was like, because it's the fucking big stick, the brain, this chemical sign.
	I'm not fucking doing that.
	And he's like, no, no, we're not doing that anymore.
	What?
	That's what they told me.
	And he's like, no, no, we just do this.
	It's a little Q-tip.
	It's this big.
	It's dry.
	You don't do anything.
	And they just touch your nose.
	Like, there you go.
	That's it.
	I was like, why didn't you tell me this five days ago?
	Because we hate you.
	Just die.
	Eat the salad and die.
	We hate you, you piece of shit.
	That's why.
	But God.
	Anyway, so I go back and I'm like, I want to go back to this spot where all the cool guys are.
	And apparently that was like the dumpster of the jail.
	And they're proud.
	And this is where they send like the, oh, God, this guy, you know?
	So there was a place they sent those people when they came in and the staff goes, oh, Jesus Christ.
	Him again, you know?
	They're like, put them in there.
	Put them in Overflow 2-3.
	Put them in the jungle.
	Sir, are you sure?
	Yes, I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
	Some of the guards there, one of them was this chick.
	Good for her.
	She was like five feet tall and like 90 pounds.
	I was like, fuck your brave.
	Holy shit.
	You know, just walk around by yourself.
	Like, damn.
	Fuck, I wouldn't be into that job as me, at my own size, let alone like, I'm going to go do it as a small woman.
	What?
	Jeez, good for you.
	You had some balls.
	Oh, man.
	And so that's, yeah, they're like, you don't want to go back there.
	It's like, we can put you in this unit or that one.
	And these ones have more TVs.
	And I'm like, eh, I liked it, you know.
	I liked it there.
	It was more comfortable there.
	And they're like, oh, you know, one of the staff's like, you don't want to go over there.
	There are animals over there.
	You can't go in there.
	A bunch of goddamn mania tomagotains in there.
	And I was like, I don't mind them.
	They're all right.
	Squooky doke.
	Tacking.
	And they're up till like 1.30 in the morning.
	There's no rules in there.
	The rest of the jail is like 10.30.
	Everything is turned the fuck off.
	You know?
	And it's like, you better be in your fucking bed.
	You know, it's like the military.
	But in 2-3, no, no, no.
	It's Candyland.
	There's just...
	I'm probably getting some guards in trouble now.
	laughs
	They're up as long as they want.
	The TV's on to 1.30 in the morning and it's on like full blast.
	And there's guys like, Jesus Christ in there.
	On a regular day, it's like, oh, that guy's just tattooing a guy's face.
	And he's like, hey, man.
	And they're just, there you go, just right there.
	Next to your bed.
	The guy's just tattooing his face.
	I'm like, that's cool.
	You know, it goes for you.
	That's good.
	You know, some guys are literally smoking meth that gets smuggled in.
	They're up all night.
	They're on meth in jail.
	You know, they're drinking all the time.
	All over the jail.
	They're all doing this.
	Drinking.
	They're making homemade fucking hooch out of fruit and sugar and it's mixing it under their bed like some kind of some kind of despicable horrendous wretched brew of death.
	And you can smell it from the other side of the room.
	It is so, it is like a bomb goes off and you're like, fuck, there's some liquor around, you know?
	I was like, listen, you guys have got to get the fuck out of jail.
	You got to sober up.
	You got to get out of here.
	They're snorting nicotine tabs.
	The little Thrive nicotine tablets.
	You know, you can buy those.
	Those are like currency in there.
	They're fucking snorting them.
	They're snorting each other's pills.
	I'm just like, mother of God.
	No one's even trying in here.
	It's like, fuck it.
	It's just anarchy.
	And sometimes there's just like fights.
	I woke up.
	I had earplugs in into my skull.
	Woke up in the morning and the place is fucking destroyed.
	I mean, there's shit everywhere.
	Toilet paper, boxes, and, you know, pieces, sheets, and there's men on the floor.
	Like, what is going on?
	Like, oh yeah, the guy, they got into some meth.
	They're up all night having a fight, having a fight.
	What?
	What are you talking about?
	And this is just all, this is just one day, you know?
	Chaos.
	Another time.
	And this is probably the most insane.
	I mean, I'm desensitized, so I'm just kind of, especially when here, I'm trying to remember, like, to relate to normal people that aren't crazy like me.
	And to them, they're like, yes, this is a very insane thing to witness.
	To me, I was like, this is up there.
	Top top 10. Top 10, one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.
	You know, they're trying to shock me.
	Have you ever seen anything in the army like this?
	And I'm like, yep, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Some of those guys are scared.
	There's no privacy.
	There's no walls on anything.
	The showers and everything's wide open.
	And some of these guys are like, you know, big tough guys, but they're like, they won't shower in front of the other men.
	So they just don't shower.
	It's gross.
	And I'm like, I don't want you to see my pee-pee.
	No, no.
	You know, they're like, ooh, big tough man.
	That's, you know, some guys are just like taking this shit.
	Like, hey, what's going on?
	What's your reading there?
	You know, you're like, okay.
	So, you know, I've seen a lot of it already.
	You know, none of this is, none of this is shocking.
	But there was one day.
	I mean, this deserves.
	And they asked me, they're like, are you going to, you got to talk about this on your pod?
	I was like, I have to.
	I have to for therapy.
	I have to.
	Oh, if I could.
	I typed in ominous story time music.
	So that's what's coming up.
	This works, I guess.
	Jail.
	Interior.
	This guy.
	No, this is too creepy.
	I need like...
	He didn't kill him or anything.
	That music's way over the top.
	Is this good?
	Maybe.
	Maybe this will be a good one.
	Maybe.
	Perfect.
	So, once upon a time, there was a guy sleeping next to me, and he was...
	This was his first rodeo, old Cody.
	And, you know, he was going to be alright.
	He had money.
	He had lawyers.
	He didn't care.
	Nobody ever cared.
	Nobody cares.
	But, you know, Cody knows all the tricks.
	He knows how to cheat at gambling.
	All the jail games, the dice.
	He knows it all.
	So he's already won basically everything there is to win.
	You know, he's got a pile of other people's food.
	An endless supply of nicotine tabs.
	What does a man do?
	What do you're, what do you do?
	So he has an idea.
	Once upon a time, Cody decides, hey, these guys are desperate for these nicotine tabs.
	They're snorting them.
	Amazing.
	I want to play a game.
	I'm going to see what I can make people do for nicotine.
	Let's play that game in jail.
	Important disclaimer.
	Not like mortal people weird games.
	I mean, there is nothing else going on.
	So he's like, hey, you know what people like?
	It's drugs.
	This is a new guy.
	New guy comes in.
	He's cross-eyed.
	I'm not making A of this up.
	This is 100% accurate.
	What I'm going to tell you.
	He's cross-eyed.
	He's like 22. Young kid.
	And he says, Cody says to him, hey, we're going to get searched.
	Search it.
	I need you to hide this.
	Yeah.
	Except this is several sausages from breakfast that's been wrapped up in a package.
	I hope he doesn't get in trouble for this.
	It's a pseudonym.
	There's a lot of people named Code.
	You don't know.
	You don't know.
	You can't prove anything.
	So the kid does it.
	Oh, he does it.
	And he's got this mystery drug package, what he thinks.
	Up his ass for about four hours.
	About four hours.
	Because he wants, you know, he's doing it.
	He's going to get some nicotine tabs and maybe he'll even get a little bit of drugs out of it.
	Gets the package back and it's, nope, it's breakfast sausages.
	And the people rejoiced and everyone laughed.
	Oh, how they laughed.
	Some even cried at the magnificence of this jail prank.
	Never before has anyone seen such an own.
	The man's soul was destroyed.
	His eyes even went straight for a moment as his soul rearranged itself in his now destroyed cavernous body of having been humiliated so horribly in a room.
	Against that sexual assault?
	I don't know what that is, but it's fucked up and it gets better.
	There's another character who enters the scene around this time.
	His name is Benjamin.
	Now Benjamin comes into the jungle and the first thing he does is steal someone's Pepsi.
	Not a very good idea, Benjamin.
	Not at all.
	People were very mad at Benjamin.
	And when they went to confront him, they found him in the oddest of places.
	They found him in the one and only bathtub that everyone showers in.
	And in a room full of men with no privacy but this little tiny corner where you can take a shower in a bathtub, you can imagine what goes on in that bathtub.
	Old Benjamin was taking a bath.
	Not a care in the world in this bathtub.
	The people were disgusted.
	The people were confused.
	The people didn't know what to do with young Benjamin.
	So they retreated Back to their respective goblin holes.
	Was he taking a fucking bath in there?
	Was he fucking crazy?
	Who the fuck takes baths?
	Who the fuck is a grown man taking a bath?
	Are you seeing this right now?
	What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
	And he did it several more times.
	Why?
	He's been taking baths all day.
	What the fuck?
	Is he fucked in the head?
	Turns out old Benjamin was in the strangest of places.
	He found himself in jail with violent criminals.
	What was Benjamin's crime?
	You ask?
	Well, he allegedly broke into someone's house, chased out their children, locked them outside, and then proceeded to take a bath in their bathtub because he just needed a bath, allegedly.
	So we're sitting around talking about this, and, you know, the guy next to me is like, he's going to eat our skin.
	We got to do something with this.
	This guy can't stay here.
	He's crazy.
	He's going to eat our skin.
	Taking a bath?
	He's fucking crazy.
	You know he's crazy.
	Look at him over there.
	After Mr. Man's sausage, you know, it's a thing to waste food.
	You don't waste food.
	Never.
	And Mr. Benjamin had also gone around taking things from people, collecting a massive debt, which he could never pay, you know.
	Can I have this?
	Can I have that?
	Just bumming things from people all day.
	Everyone's like, this fucking guy.
	So I got a meal idea.
	They're like, it wasn't my idea.
	This is happening around me.
	Like, I have a meal idea.
	Let's feed him the fucking sausages out of this ass.
	And they did.
	And did old Benjamin eat them?
	At first, he was skeptical.
	He knew something was wrong.
	Couldn't quite put his finger on it.
	His instincts were true.
	But unfortunately, his greed, his lust for food, overpowered his brain.
	And he ate the bum sausages.
	All three of them.
	They even went in the trash first.
	Before he ate them.
	So that was just one day in that place.
	That was Tuesday.
	That was what I was doing like three weeks ago.
	How have you guys been?
	This has been another Storytime production of...
	It is gross.
	It's insane.
	Oh, everything about it is just like, okay, he's out of his mind.
	He shouldn't even be in here.
	Why are you feeling?
	Why were they up your ass?
	For what?
	For what?
	For those?
	You're snorting them.
	I was like, do you even get anything out of that?
	I'm like, not really.
	Like, what?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	It's a fucking madhouse.
	One night they're up having a native drum circle and they're banging on the trash cans.
	The guards are like, you fucking win!
	I fuck you!
	Straight up.
	Fucking die!
	Fucking sucker dicks!
	You know?
	Then he comes in there, and they're fucking, and he takes the trash can, he throws it, and he's like, quickly, it's out of the area.
	That'll show him.
	No, they go right back to doing it.
	They start talking about bringing in the squad to put us down, like as a rebellion.
	It's like one in the morning, you know?
	It was just lawless.
	It was like.
	The inmates are running the asylum in that part of the jail.
	They can't go over there.
	The animals over there.
	They're a bunch of odious dirtbags.
	I told him what that was.
	I was like, odious?
	What does that mean?
	I'm like, I know.
	I had to look it up too.
	I wasn't sure.
	And they're like, that is the best insult ever.
	Like, he called you an odious dirtbag?
	That is fucking hilarious.
	I'm like, I know.
	It's a great insult.
	Odious.
	The odious dirtbags.
	I like the sound of that.
	Very odious.
	Making gains.
	I read that one already.
	Thank you.
	And that one, and that one, and that one.
	Dune Juan Tero says you should marry that woman.
	She won't let me.
	She's slippery.
	Sertoasts, he says, you still taking mail.
	Is Andreas the same as Morgan posted?
	Well, I don't know.
	It depends on which one she posted.
	He says, what do I do with this handwritten letter?
	Good year out.
	What was your favorite food in there?
	Just eat the lettuce.
	Just die.
	Eat the lettuce and die.
	It's all bread.
	Every meal is like fucking three or four slices of bread.
	I mean, like Ben's, you know, like the shitty mass-produced vitamin-less spread that you get at the grocery store.
	That's half your diet.
	And then you get the couple pieces of lettuce.
	Maybe a, like, here, you want some soup?
	The soup looks like fucking dishwater.
	And there's like two peas and a carrot floating around in it.
	I'm like, this isn't soup.
	This is dishwater.
	And he's like, it might be, yeah.
	How is this legal?
	This is crazy.
	We fed POWs better than this.
	But they're like, no, probably.
	Like, they don't care.
	They don't give a fuck.
	It's like, you guys are being treated really bad.
	This is not food.
	I shit you not.
	The one of the only things we have, you go outside.
	This was pretty badass, actually.
	You can lift weights outside.
	And it's like snow.
	It's Saskatchewan.
	It's like minus 30, you know?
	And we're up there just dah, dah, just get after it.
	Like this place is mental and in the dark, you know?
	Oh, my lord.
	It was so stupid.
	The whole thing was so crazy.
	Favorite food?
	I basically lived on Mr. Noodles because you can buy those in the little canteen.
	You get that once a week, but you can only spend so much money.
	You can't spend enough that you'll ever have enough.
	So you got to really economize what you buy.
	Oh, you like beef jerky?
	Well, that's $10 a bag, big fella.
	That's 10% of your budget right there.
	You're willing to waste 10% of your budget on a bag?
	I don't think so.
	I don't think that's smart.
	Look at that.
	Oatmeal, 39 cents a package.
	How many calories?
	Look at that.
	90 calories a package.
	You know, four of those for $2.
	That's a meal.
	That's a meal right there.
	And you're wanting to spend $10.
	You're an idiot.
	Give me that.
	Let me take over.
	Other than that, there wasn't really, the food was fucking awful.
	Somebody saw it said, do they serve quiche?
	Yeah, they did.
	Like every fucking week.
	Every week.
	There was like a four-day stretch where it was just slop and eggs every meal.
	Here's some slop.
	Here's some form of shitty.
	I hate eggs.
	Long story.
	Some form of, you know, I just like, just take it, just eat it.
	And they're like, you don't want it?
	I'm like, no.
	Look at it.
	Is that a, that's an eyeball.
	That's a human eyeball.
	I'm like, I don't care.
	The company that was providing the food, I believe, allegedly, what I heard, had already been caught in the past.
	It's a big multinational corporation that does what it does.
	It feeds prisons, prisoners and stuff.
	Got caught feeding people horses and dogs and stuff in other countries.
	Like, this is the level I'm talking about.
	This isn't like bad fast food in North America where you're like, oh, my McDonald's is a little bit shittier than usual.
	This is like, are these people just crushing up bugs and saying, fuck it, say it's hamburger?
	Like, there's no rules where these people are working, apparently.
	It's just whatever.
	They don't care.
	They don't know.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody's ever cared.
	Food was terrible.
	Oh, man.
	It was really bad.
	Really bad.
	I mean, just unhealthy as all fuck.
	The cheapest everything.
	Like, if there's off-brand dollar store level of crackers, that's what it was.
	It was like every penny.
	Every penny was pinched out of that place a long time ago.
	Oh.
	Man of the mountain says Morgan split a lot of wood while you were gone.
	Yeah, I know.
	I know she did.
	She keeps the, just got to keep the get the rage out.
	It's got to go somewhere.
	Some weekends and Tuesdays says, I just got back from Kibbets.
	Been offline for a bit.
	Did I miss anything?
	Not really.
	No.
	There's been some developments in the world of we'll get to that.
	It says, wish I had more shekels to throw in the fund, but my kids' Hanukkah and Christmas presents broke me.
	Yeah, it's not a good time of year.
	People are broke.
	Little mixed bastards feel entitled to two holidays worth of presents in Sturt Terry's stereotype here and watch Bernie flip out.
	Bastards feel entitled to two holidays.
	I'm not made of money.
	Why would I get you a second Christmas?
	You've already got one Christmas.
	Why am I paying for a second Christmas?
	It's just another day for you to get shit.
	I'm not made of money.
	You get one day of commercial bullshit and you're lucky you get it all.
	You're out of control.
	Your mother's worried sick.
	Call your mother.
	He's just too fun of a character.
	Deanna 01 says, yes, definitely a shout out to Derek and Ferryman for helping our withdrawal.
	They did great.
	Yes, they did.
	Thank you very much.
	Merck, good to see you back in your natural habitat.
	Love you, brother.
	Thank you for picking me up, by the way.
	It was cold and I was walking.
	I was walking home.
	And I, you know, good thing.
	Good thing you showed up to pick me up.
	Thanks, guys.
	The carpenter, Chris, did they serve?
	Yes, the quiche.
	Oh, yes, they served it.
	Did I eat it?
	Not one bite.
	Not one bite.
	But they served it.
	They tried to corner me.
	They tried to make me eat that human quiche.
	That quiche was chopped up.
	That's a human thigh in there.
	Those are the 4,000 Qatari workers that died making those fucking stadiums for the World Cup.
	That's what's in that quiche.
	Look at the hue.
	Look at the texture of that ham.
	Are you telling me that's ham?
	That's a fucking human leg, bro.
	I am telling you.
	I can feel it in my bones instinctively.
	I'm feeling physically repulsed by the plate.
	I've got to say.
	I think it's haunted.
	I think it's haunted.
	That jail was haunted as fuck, by the way.
	Crazy, crazy shit went on in there.
	Like, you know, and the guys are all watching these ghost shows, and they're like, that's not even crazy as the shit happens here.
	I'm like, yeah, that's kind of weird.
	It's just turning on and off.
	There's people walking around that don't exist.
	People are having conversations in the bathroom.
	No one's in there.
	You're like, okay, cool.
	It's haunted as shit.
	Right on.
	Red on, man.
	Toilet paper just rolls across the floor somehow on its own.
	It's like, well, we're all here.
	Who the fuck?
	Looking around.
	Like, oh, the wind.
	The wind in jail must just be blowing things around.
	It was fucking weird, dude.
	Oh, I got it.
	It's haunted.
	It was fucked.
	There's some weird shit going on.
	We gotta hide, man.
	Some of them are seriously putting up like the dreamcatcher stuff around their beds.
	Like, I don't like this place.
	Do you want to train me bunks?
	I don't want to be close to this door.
	I feel weird over here.
	Like, oh, you stay over there.
	You stay over there in the fucking phantom of the opera bed.
	I'm not fucking going over there.
	I saw somebody standing over there last night.
	When I turned around, he was gone.
	There was no one.
	Nope.
	No, you live over there.
	You live over there with the devil.
	Stay on your haunted part of the jail.
	I'm not going over there.
	They serve geese.
	Was it haunted?
	I can't prove that.
	I can't say for certain.
	All I'm saying is I'm very suspicious.
	It looked like people.
	I imagined it how chopped up human legs would look.
	Like the thigh, like the upper leg, like just a chunk right out of somebody's leg of just fleshy.
	I'm like, that's a person.
	That's not a ham.
	Something's wrong.
	Something's wrong.
	Take it away.
	Take it away from me.
	I don't want to eat that.
	I'm not risking it.
	I am not risking eating dead Qatari slave workers, you know, the thousands that were worked to death to build the World Cup stadiums that no one talks about.
	I didn't know about either.
	I was talking to one of the guys on the phone.
	He told me that.
	And I'm like, watch the World Cup.
	I'm like, oh, well, this just became depressing to watch.
	Hey, that's on.
	That's something to distract myself.
	You know, tons of people died making those.
	All right.
	I guess I can't enjoy that now.
	Serious, that's funny.
	They did.
	They did work some people to death.
	Good times.
	Good times.
	As long as everybody's making money, though, hey?
	As long as we're all making money, there's nothing to worry about.
	No one say anything.
	Pear says, happy to see you back.
	But you should have kept Greita.
	We don't want her back in Sweden.
	I don't know if she's going to Sweden.
	I don't know where she's going.
	I don't know what she's up to.
	All I know is she's loose.
	We don't know when she'll return or in what form.
	What?
	What ethereal form will she arrive in?
	She's like Gozer.
	She's just going to show up and take the form of whatever scares you the most.
	It's a giant flying June bug.
	It's the size of an aircraft carrier coming over.
	That's the scariest thing you can think of.
	And that's actually Greta.
	She's Gozer.
	She's come in the form of your biggest nightmares to destroy the city as a giant June bug.
	So be careful.
	We'll know.
	When it's the end times, we'll know that Rita is back, and we should have never made this trade.
	This is a terrible trade.
	Hank Bangor, thank you very much.
	Karen S.K. is no longer muted.
	No, nope, not this time.
	Not anymore.
	Man on the mountain, Chris says, welcome back.
	Thank you very much, man.
	Hope you guys are doing all right.
	Colbert's mommy.
	Hi, Colbert.
	got you, Colbert.
	Colbert, you know, he's like...
	No!
	So...
	I'm not...
	I don't have...
	No souls.
	No, not a little bit.
	You know, they're not candy bars, Colbert.
	You can't break off a little bit of a soul.
	What?
	Jesus.
	It's not a steak, not a ham.
	We're not chopping up souls and giving them off piecemeal to people.
	What does that even do?
	So where would the soul be if it's in two places at once?
	Do you hear yourself, Colbert?
	Your hunger has made you stupid.
	You need to eat.
	I agree.
	We'll get you something.
	We'll feed you something.
	We'll get you some Antifa to throw in there.
	And that should be at least a tenth of a soul.
	Well, like four of them?
	If we get four of them, that's a tenth of a soul, right?
	I mean, it's not going to fill the tank or anything, but it'll get you home or at least until that, right?
	Okay.
	Everybody get on that.
	We've got to feed them.
	It's getting cranky.
	And my mind says, great to see you in the bigot bunker again.
	Thank you, sir.
	And user Materia, you should go on ANC Apport with Ryan Dawson.
	I will.
	I will.
	I'm just, this is my first day back.
	I'm just, just, just getting back to it.
	Filthy Fiesel, welcome back with sir.
	Your loud voice is like soothing music to my ears.
	Feels a little like things are returning to normal.
	What a triumphant.
	This shouldn't be normal.
	This is not, this is crazy that this is normal to anyone.
	We're living in a nightmare.
	Oh my goodness, I missed Rumble as well.
	There's a ton of you.
	Thanks, guys.
	Quite a few people showed up to see if I'd lost my mind or not.
	And the answer is, yes.
	Oh, yes.
	Oh, yes.
	I've quite lost my marbles, I'm afraid.
	Can't seem to find them anywhere.
	Could I come over to your house and check for my marbles?
	Perhaps they've rolled under your back door.
	He's lost it.
	He's crazy.
	Send him.
	Send them out.
	Send all the police.
	That's scary.
	I don't know.
	I feel weird about what I just heard and watched.
	So I don't know what to do.
	So I'm calling the police.
	You say that every time.
	Well, I'm scared often.
	I'm often scared and calling the police.
	That's what I do.
	Chris Jason, thank you very much, sir.
	I appreciate it.
	I missed you guys.
	I missed a lot of these names.
	Oh, shit, I pushed 300.
	It says 100.
	So here it is.
	Thank you, brother.
	I appreciate you.
	Jaden Banderin, thank you very, very much.
	Buzzy, double O, payment for using your line on AM960 last weekend.
	What did you do on AM960 last weekend?
	What did you do?
	Concrete boots and the politicians who love them.
	That's quite the name.
	Dress like every dude getting out on paper after eight years.
	Welcome home, Mr. Keish.
	Good no more Keish talk.
	I forbid it.
	It must be banished.
	Roddy Sue, welcome home.
	We missed you so much.
	Been on our minds daily.
	You're the epitome of Sanami.
	Epitome.
	I did it again.
	Epitome.
	Epitome.
	It looks like tome.
	I read too fast and my brain starts to say the word anyway.
	You happy now?
	I can't do math and I can't read.
	I'm retarded.
	I'm in a woodpile.
	And my friend is a, you know, everybody's afraid.
	Everybody's real afraid of what happens.
	What's going on over here?
	Real scary.
	We got to get them.
	Anastasia 411 says, can't tell you all how much joy is in my heart to have a whole family together again.
	Isn't it great?
	Love, peace, and blessings on you all.
	Bearded dad calendar 2024 or Night Witches Wilfride.
	I don't need a year to grow.
	This will be back in a week.
	This will be fine.
	This is a week.
	I haven't changed in a week.
	Don't worry.
	Don't worry.
	This is a joke.
	Growing a beard is a joke to me.
	I can do it whenever I want.
	It's like a superpower.
	I can just decide I'm going to have a beard now.
	And one just fucking appears on my face.
	Is that what you want to screw around with?
	That kind of power?
	Huh?
	You ask any man.
	Not everyone can just have a beard whenever they want.
	Right?
	This is a significant ability.
	This is worthy.
	We need to tell Ceces now.
	Right now.
	I think he might be inspiring other people to grow beards.
	Next thing you know, we're going to have a bunch of guys in beards.
	And I'm going to tell you right now, that fucking scares the shit out of me.
	The most extreme thing I watch is that Big Bang show.
	That's about all the excitement I can take.
	This stuff is scary.
	This is scaring me.
	Oh my lord.
	Says the guy without a beard.
	Listen, I just started.
	You can't even tell because you even know about this, but I'm growing it right fucking now.
	It's already longer than when I started.
	And when I'm done, it's gonna be even longer than that, Derek.
	Every second that goes by, every second, every day, it's getting closer.
	Thank you very much.
	iCoyote, he says, I truly hope that one day you'll be able to sue the government of Canada into Alex Jones proportions such that the cost of paying your lawsuit increases the Canadian deficit.
	That would be nice.
	You never know.
	Mama Bear Shannon, welcome back.
	The Fort was held down nicely, but happier back.
	Thank you.
	Our Mackey, welcome home.
	Thank you very much.
	Slip and Lizard.
	Hey, brother, bring back the bag of hate.
	I don't have that around me.
	Was it the bag of hate or the hate bag?
	Something like that.
	You need one, especially times like these.
	Dief says 12 pounds lighter is overrated.
	Have a beer for bigot's sake.
	Legend.
	Thank you, man.
	Saba Rocket Neuroscribe says, who the F is this guy?
	Where's my Wednesday Rancecast?
	Seriously, welcome back.
	Thank you, bro.
	Thank you.
	Der Berg says, welcome back, my friend.
	My friendo.
	Meinfriendo.
	I'm ecstatic to see you back.
	And better than ever, Derek and Ferry did a hell of a job while you were in the clink.
	Hope to see them going with their own show too.
	Hope to see them keep going with their show too.
	See you can't read, guys.
	Can't read.
	Can't do math.
	Can't put my own pants on.
	It's bad.
	It's bad over here.
	Basically, we got Alzheimer's.
	So Beck Stemise, good to see your face again, he says.
	Glad to have you back.
	Thank you, sir.
	Jerusalem's Cross, all of us in Helm's Deep, welcome you back.
	Thank you.
	The memes, you guys are wild.
	Death to Stalin, of course.
	Anderson Paladin, we tried sending you a cake with a file in it.
	Well, that would have been frowned upon.
	Twice.
	He's tried it twice.
	Welcome back to the circus.
	Thank you.
	I missed my three-wing circus.
	Very, very much.
	Haley Longin says, welcome back.
	Thank you very much.
	Miss Sergeant Bear, welcome back.
	We're almost done.
	We're getting there.
	The fairy mistole, the British call that dish bangers and ass.
	All right.
	That's how.
	You can't unsee that, guys.
	You can't unsee it.
	I seen it, and I wish I didn't seem to it, but I saunt it.
	And I can't unsuent it.
	Because it got saint.
	It got saint, man.
	I can't unsaint it.
	Saint it.
	What's wrong with him?
	Stroke.
	I think he says stroke.
	CRJ says, Meinjila, do we add bum sausages to the list?
	What?
	I'm not sure, to be honest.
	We've been part-time for months.
	I don't even clock in anymore.
	You said you were supposed to be better than Dennis.
	I was told that you would be better than Dennis.
	And instead, I get this half-assed, not even clocking in, doesn't know what's on the list anymore.
	Starting to sound like Dennis.
	Is that what you want?
	And you might be thinking, hey, Dennis got Stacy, but hey, there's no more Stacy.
	There's no one.
	It's Billy Bob.
	You want to abscond with Billy Bob?
	No, you don't.
	He's a brick.
	Okay?
	So get back to work.
	And don't let me make you...
	You know what I'm saying?
	I don't want to have to do this again.
	It's very embarrassing for everyone.
	Me more so than anyone.
	This is harder on me than it is on you.
	Okay?
	So don't start whining about it.
	Gary said, how many push-ups in a day?
	Did you beat 350?
	I can't remember.
	I didn't do a ton of push-ups.
	I was mostly lifting weights, but I did do 1,000 pull-ups in one day.
	Just to see.
	It wasn't that hard, actually.
	Probably could have did more.
	You just do a couple every minute, like five every minute, and just do them every, you know, until you're done until you get to 1,000.
	It's a fun little time.
	How many did David Goggins do?
	Like 5 billion?
	The skin on his hands was just completely stripped clean.
	It was just insane.
	The man, he's the hardest man alive.
	If you don't know who that is, David Goggins, go look him up now.
	Hits yourself in the face for not knowing who he is already.
	Go read his book.
	Can't hurt me.
	It's insane.
	You know?
	Because it's important to have perspective.
	And it's important to have a realistic perspective.
	So, you know, hopefully you guys don't have a turn.
	But when something fucked up happens to you, like, meh, you get thrown in jail.
	You know, it helps to have that perspective that, you know, what actually is very, very, where's the left and right of arc of like, what's what's hellishly difficult?
	Like, what's really awful?
	What's nothing at all?
	Where am I really on the spectrum?
	You know?
	When you look at it that way, it's, you know, it's not really that bad, is it?
	You know?
	It's really not.
	Good old jail.
	Shoddy Dan says, I've heard prison food makes the average slough slough looks like caviar.
	In eastern Canada, actually, they actually fed you pretty good.
	It was not great.
	I mean, it wasn't a restaurant.
	It was like the same as you get in the Army, though.
	It was all right.
	And then you go to Saskatchewan and they're like, you're lucky we feed you it all.
	Just die.
	Eat that salad and die.
	It's not a salad.
	Yes, it is.
	This is dishwater.
	Fuck you.
	You know, the guards were actually all very, for the most part, a couple of them were pretty fucking awful and rude.
	But for the most part, a lot of them were pretty reasonable.
	Which is a big thumbs down.
	I mean, you're trying, you're running, what are you running a daycare?
	This is a jail.
	You're not hosing anybody down with ice water anymore.
	Where's the barking dogs?
	Where's the beatings?
	You're leaving the heat on at night.
	We're sleeping on actual.
	I mean, there's like an inch thick padding, like a gym mat, on top of this steel bedframe of justice that I'm supposed to be sleeping on.
	I feel cheated.
	I'm supposed to be, I don't feel corrected at all.
	You call this a correctional center?
	I haven't been corrected in the slightest.
	I didn't sleep on any nails.
	I mean, what's a guy got to do?
	Thumbs down.
	It could have been a lot worse.
	It was still fucked up, you know?
	But that's why I think it's important to familiarize yourself with other people's lives.
	Like real people, that just, it's like, if they can do that, what could you possibly do?
	And to understand where they came from, somebody like David Goggins was just a regular guy who decided, I'm going to be a badass now.
	And he just did it.
	The power of his mind just made that happen.
	He just decided that's what he was going to fucking do.
	And he did it.
	He was a big fat loser working as a butt.
	He would go spray for cockroaches in fast food places.
	And he was like 300 pounds.
	Just a big, disgusting mess.
	And then he sees the Navy SEALs on TV and he goes, I'm going to do that.
	And he just, just like that, he just fucking decided with his whole heart that this was going to be it.
	No backup plan, no plan B, nothing.
	I'm going all, like Batman in that movie where he's got to jump out of the cave and he can only do it when he throws the safety harness away.
	Because that extra need to like, this is it or nothing.
	If I don't make this, it's over.
	It can push you off to the next level.
	And this guy just mastered it.
	He just, I don't know.
	It's fascinating to listen to him talk about how his mind works and that you can identify, like, that's how everyone's mind works.
	It's like a muscle.
	He just figured out how to work it the right way to make it stronger.
	And he just kept exposing himself to more and more, like, like, like building a callus, but like in your mind.
	And he got to the point where he's like, I'm indestructible now.
	Like mentally, physically, emotionally, like he's just like, I am a fortress.
	The things this guy can do, because he's got so much power over his mind to overcome physical pain, emotional pain, spiritual pain, and like, I'm talking like broken bones.
	And he's running ultra marathons on broken bones.
	Like, you could be crippled for life.
	He's like, don't care.
	Don't give a fuck.
	You know, it's like, who does that?
	People with insane, you know, focus and drive to do what they're going to do and just do not accept the rules and limitations of what people say that you can or cannot do.
	Oh, no one can do that.
	What are their standards?
	That's always a big mistake.
	Looking that up.
	It's better not to know.
	How many can you do?
	I don't know.
	Let's find out.
	Well, what's the most anybody else has ever done?
	Doesn't matter.
	Do as many as you can do.
	See how strong your mind is.
	So it's interesting to hear from him.
	And he had a hard life.
	He had a shitty life.
	So it's like, this guy went through all of this, and I'm just hanging out in a jail for a bit.
	It's not that bad.
	It's a good way to stay sane and laugh about it.
	It's like, this is, you know, it's ridiculous.
	Find the humor in it.
	If you can find the humor in things, you'll survive anything.
	And that's something else I've apparently had to explain to people.
	That's how I cope with things.
	I laugh at a lot of things that shouldn't be laughed at or like, that's kind of a dark humor.
	Yeah, because that's how you cope.
	That's how a lot of the army guys cope with things.
	It's how we process it and get it out.
	Like the emotion gets out in a non-destructive way.
	You know, it's other than just bottling it up and then just letting it eat at you like soul cancer.
	You know, you've got to get it out somehow.
	And it's like the expulsion of pain is what it is.
	That's what it really is.
	Like as a communication, what that person's doing, they're in pain about something.
	It's a wall out of what that is.
	Because a lot of people that engage in and enjoy a lot of that dark, twisted, kind of fucked up humor are people that have been traumatized before.
	They're, you know, soldiers, they're nurses, they're paramedics, they're firemen.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you're going to see some shit that's not going to be good for your soul.
	You know, it's hard to absorb and live with.
	And, you know, sometimes you're just like, there's a deep understanding that life is incredibly fucked and cruel and awful.
	Like, it can be really, just twistedly evil.
	You know?
	Where there's like, there's hardly any way to explain how fucked up this is.
	You know?
	How do you process that?
	It comes out that way.
	You know?
	We laugh about the horrible things that can happen because it helps to process it rather than be someone else that just ignores it.
	Like it doesn't happen.
	It doesn't exist.
	It doesn't exist.
	And that's what we have.
	We have a society full of people, soft people, that don't understand this.
	They've never been, I'm not saying they should be traumatized, but they've never even been hardened up into a callus.
	We've lived in a society of soft corners, rounded edges.
	Rogan said that years ago, and he's absolutely right.
	Everybody's coddled.
	Everything's easy.
	You don't have to fight for anything.
	You don't have to suffer for anything.
	So just the idea of discomfort is repulsive to these people, even at the smallest levels.
	They can't, eh, no, it's offensive.
	Like, they're so sensitive and they're so weak, you know, that it's a threat to national security.
	Really, it is.
	I mean, you're going to get, when your whole society is that afraid and weak, we don't even, don't make anybody mad, okay?
	It's offensive.
	Like, you're just getting eyed up for dinner, like, by the Chinese, like, I'm going to fucking take you down.
	It's not good.
	We're not living in good times right now.
	A lot of awful things happening.
	And, you know, dark, fucked up humor is a way that people cope with it.
	Rather than, you know, become, you know, climb a clock tower and act like I'm crazy person.
	You have to get your frustrations out in a healthy way.
	And that's what it does.
	So fuck off.
	Fuck off.
	Some weekends and Tuesdays says, there is no greater only Zul.
	That's scary.
	Tentarian says, Merry Christmas.
	Send it.
	Thank you, brother.
	Alex Woods, are you still forbidden to pronounce the name of the Queen of Canada?
	Yes.
	I'm afraid so.
	I'm afraid so.
	Only in certain contexts.
	Robert O'Leary says, I can't believe they locked you up for two months.
	Glad you're back.
	Two months in a bit?
	Thanks, man.
	Edgie says, glad to have you back.
	Now, Derek is going to have to go back to jail so he can upstage your stories.
	There's a lot of stories.
	It's a fucking crazy place in there.
	BGB, thanks, brother.
	He says, when you were gone on the first snow day, Philip was on a five-day bender and decided to grab the steering wheel and total my car.
	I heard about that.
	I heard about that.
	Totaled my car in a ditch.
	Tell him to stay off the nose beers.
	I can't tell him anything.
	He won't even look at me right now.
	It's your fault for hanging out with him.
	I don't feel bad for you.
	You shouldn't have gone near him.
	Hell, Billy Duck says, is this thing on?
	Welcome to the outside.
	Yes, man.
	Thank you very much.
	He says, prison food is 1,800 calories.
	Maybe.
	Maybe 1,800 calories.
	Is that what it is?
	It's not a lot, man.
	You got to ration your energy and your time, you know, especially if you don't have any money.
	Fuck, man, I feel bad for some of those guys.
	They just don't have any money.
	Like, what are you going to get a canteen?
	Nothing?
	Because I have no money.
	So I just starve, I guess.
	And they're like trying to beg for shit from it's humiliating, you know?
	I feel bad for them.
	Hey, man, do you have an extra fucking package of noodles?
	I'm literally too fucking poor for Mr. Noodles.
	I can't afford 50 cents.
	Can I have 50 cents of food, please?
	Because I'm very hungry.
	I'll be like, sure, man.
	I'm like, good God.
	You know, shame.
	And it's kind of sad.
	Yeah, people are like, it's kind of sad.
	Yeah, it's fucked up.
	They don't fed enough.
	It's not very good food.
	Out East, pretty good, you know, for jail.
	No complaints.
	The other one, though, just die already.
	Eat the salad and die.
	We hate you.
	Chief Dogma, thank you very much.
	Sergeant Rock, what's this?
	While you were away, our Great Supreme leader made an appearance on Drag Queen Canada.
	That's great.
	That's great.
	But I heard he didn't show up in costume.
	Any thoughts?
	How would the PM do in jail?
	People like that don't ever go to jail.
	That's the thing you don't have to worry about.
	I don't know how to say that.
	That's in Russian.
	I'm just pretending.
	Everybody knows I'm a Russian agent, but that's part of my thing.
	I'm going to say I can't understand it when I really do.
	It's glad to have you back stronger.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Junior dude, I'm almost done.
	Got a couple more.
	I want to thank you for all you've done.
	I know it seems like nothing, but I have met some of the best people because of the Dags.
	Thanks to everyone.
	Thank you, man.
	I'm glad you guys are, you know.
	I'm just glad for you guys.
	Dagalone G-Man, thank you very much.
	Hell Billy, it says, only been on the Alberta Corrections Tour.
	Food always shit.
	I heard it's bad there, too.
	I heard it's pretty bad in Alberta also.
	Did I get them all?
	I think so.
	Chet Chisholm, those of us who are first responders, veterans, or those suffered extreme trauma, understand the darkest of humor.
	If anyone actually heard us talk, they would never get in an ambulance again.
	Or, you know, doctors and stuff, you know?
	And you're being judged by the people judging you for how you deal with and process very adult, grown-up, traumatic, you know, big boy shit.
	Like a 10-year-old died in my arms today.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, that's what I fucking deal with in my life.
	And you're being judged by these, oh, I can't believe they would say that.
	Oh, my God.
	What do you do?
	I work in a library.
	Like, you have no opinion.
	You know?
	Like, there's so many spoiled, coddled people that just have never really had anything bad.
	Like, nothing really.
	Pretty normal, pretty soft.
	And they're the first ones to jump up and say, oh, damn!
	You know?
	And you're just like, you wait.
	Just you wait and see.
	What for what?
	What life is going to do to you someday.
	Like it does to all of us.
	And you're just lucky.
	You're just floating along, just avoiding all of the landmines, but it's not on purpose.
	It's completely by chance.
	It's like watching a guy run through a minefield and you're just like, oh my God, he might actually make it.
	BAM!
	Nope.
	Thought he was going to make it.
	And you're going to walk face first into something horrible.
	And then you're going to go, oh, hmm.
	You don't have any right to judge how people deal with their, with their, with their, with themselves.
	Their lives are fucked.
	Everybody's.
	There's some fucking wild stuff out there, man.
	Some of the stories these guys told me there.
	And it's never them.
	They were never the ones condemning people for the cancel culture, the cancel model.
	It's always the, oh, the pearl clutching of the, I'm so scared.
	I'm going to be injured.
	I'm being harmed by the internet.
	It's harming me.
	Oh, is it harming you?
	Are the words harming you?
	Jesus Christ.
	Like, the meme is real, dude.
	If you were a soldier in World War II and you were, like, about to hit the beach, or you're about to get on the plane to jump into Normandy, and, like, and then David comes back and he's, like, shows you the future.
	And they're like, I'm being harmed by Woo words.
	And they'll be like, fuck this.
	I'm not dying for that.
	The fuck happened?
	They're all fat, gross.
	What's, oh my God.
	Could you imagine the mental break?
	I mean, I have trouble adjusting to how much things have changed in the last 10 years of just my own life.
	Imagine being someone from the 30s and being shown, here's present day.
	I'm just going to drop you in a random.
	I'm going to drop you in Edmonton for a day and you can just walk around.
	It would be fucking horrible.
	It'd be like a dystopian movie to them.
	Not like, you know, like We see it like, oh, yeah, this is all normal.
	Someone from outside this world seeing it for the first time would be like, oh my fucking God.
	Holy shit, what happened, man?
	What the fuck?
	You know, it would be terrifying.
	And it should be.
	Just look at everyone so sick and unhealthy, like at an alarming level.
	Like, dude, every, almost everyone, almost everyone I know, something's wrong with them.
	Tons of people are just in terrible physical condition.
	TV is basically free porn all day for kids, you know?
	It's like, holy shit.
	Wow.
	People are just walking around with this thing in their face all day.
	It might as well just be saying, just buy shit, just buy shit, just buy shit, just buy shit.
	day long.
	I don't want to work.
	I want to keep working from home.
	I like to wear sweatpants to work.
	I'm not going back.
	No real struggle.
	No real threats.
	No real anything hard and difficult to overcome.
	And then thus, you know, growing as a person and appreciating what you have, what you don't have.
	You need to feel pain to advance.
	That's something else I've noticed.
	There's no easy way to that.
	It's like shedding your skin as a snake.
	I wonder if that hurts.
	I bet it does.
	These animals that they shed skins and they do like, ah, and then you come back bigger and stronger, but it's the process.
	You're not going to like it.
	At least in my lifetime.
	That's what I've noticed.
	That's how it works.
	I don't see too many people getting, you know, getting anywhere just by consuming all day and watching television.
	I don't know.
	I'm 50 years old.
	Yeah, but you haven't lived any, you've never lived.
	You've just watched television.
	You're still, you might as well be 19 or 20. You've been doing the same thing every day for, it's sad, you know?
	Like, I'm horrified at now.
	Never mind somebody from way back then.
	Geez.
	I'm telling you, they would find it strange.
	My great-grandparents, by the end, are like, I'm ready to go.
	Fuck this.
	This place is getting weird.
	And it is.
	It is getting weird.
	None of this is normal.
	None of this is normal at all.
	Frank Max says, one word, gratitude.
	We all appreciate you and the hardship you had to endure.
	Unstoppable.
	Thank you, sir.
	D'Agalonian man, world of clowns, he says.
	It is.
	It's something.
	It's definitely something.
	I got all that.
	Am I all caught up?
	I think, geez, my goodness, there's people on, you know.
	A job, it's good to see you back.
	Thank you, Ryan G. Oh, I clicked your thing.
	Thank you very much.
	And yeah, the same.
	He says, my dad used to say, do your homework or you'll be digging ditches.
	So I say wood piles isn't that bad.
	Well, you know, we need the wood pile.
	We got a lot of things to burn.
	I'm going to burn everything down.
	I'm going to put it all to the goddamn ground.
	My good?
	We caught up?
	All right.
	We're done.
	It took forever.
	I don't mind doing it.
	And she keeps sending chasm of a six-hour long stream.
	No, I'm going to bed at a reasonable hour.
	Once I'm done pissing people off.
	How many people are mad right now?
	Raise your hand.
	How many people are just watching me out of spite because I own your mind?
	Raise your hand.
	It's amazing.
	It's like a superpower.
	Like, I have complete control.
	I could just say or do it, and they'll just, ah, they'll just jump like, you know, boom.
	It's like scaring pigeons.
	Like, oh, no, no, no, no.
	It's funny, you know?
	I can't.
	What is the psyche of someone like that?
	I fucking hate him so much.
	Well, why are you watching it all day every day?
	I just got his time stopped.
	Like, you sound crazy, Rory.
	We've got to do something about this guy, Alice.
	What?
	Get a job.
	Get a job.
	Good times.
	It's a good time out there.
	We've got lots of fun people.
	Why did I miss a lot of things?
	First of all, let me see where we're at here.
	Where's the time?
	Wow, we're flying.
	I can't believe how much time has been.
	We got to get to the meet.
	It took almost this long just to catch up with all you guys.
	I've missed you.
	Bobby Dixon Musics is still trusting the science out here in BC Bro.
	Thank you.
	Good.
	I'm glad.
	We want everyone to be safe.
	We want everyone to be taken care of.
	Nothing weird happen.
	You know, it's important to stay in shape and take care of yourself.
	Because you never know what's going to happen.
	We used to have like state fund.
	I mean, now the state is like, just take all the drugs.
	We fucking take drugs for everything.
	There's drugs for everything.
	And if those don't work, we can just have you killed.
	You'll see euthanasia.
	We'll just take you out.
	Hey, hey, how about that?
	Hey, life's getting you down.
	We'll kill you.
	How's that?
	How's that?
	You want to die?
	We can make that happen.
	Hey!
	50% off.
	Are you vaccinated, though?
	You got to be vaccinated if we're going to do this.
	No, don't ruin my joke.
	I think my almost thing.
	But you know, things have changed a little bit.
	The government used to sponsor ads for like staying in shape.
	Like, hey, hey, assholes, go do stuff.
	Don't be outside.
	Do something, anything.
	I don't care.
	Walk around, skate.
	Just do something.
	I miss them.
	So that's why we have these PSAs, these public service announcements in Bagalon.
	This is for everybody's benefit.
	All right?
	Listen, we do things differently here.
	We're not, listen, what?
	This is crazy.
	This is how it's done.
	This is how it's done over here.
	If you want to go back to Circulon, you go back to Circulon where everybody rubs your belly and tells you everything's going to be okay.
	Because it's not, you're a goddamn consumerist, non-person, playable character, zombie, consumer drone, but you are, all right?
	And you're just being squeezed dry like a stuck pig, like vampires, just sucking all.
	And when there's nothing left to you, when there's nothing left to you at all, you're old, you can't even work anymore, you spend all your money, your pension's gone, everything.
	You know, they literally ground you down.
	They've converted your entire life into one big profit line.
	And now that it's all over, you just, that's it.
	That's all you got left.
	How was your life?
	What did you do?
	You worked and worked and worked to pay for shit you didn't need and ever-rising taxes and cost of living.
	And you just played, you just ran the rat race.
	Hey, just got on the hamster wheel and just, ha, ha, ha, until it was over and then you died.
	Does that sound fair?
	Does that sound like the way that we're supposed to live?
	I feel like we're being exploited.
	I feel like I feel like, you know, you know, as much as you make fun of people, you know, they're like, I don't want to work, but there is people that do and it's not easy.
	Like, it's getting tough.
	Jobs are disappearing.
	It's, you know, things getting expensive.
	We're all aware of that over here in D'Agalon.
	But again, in Circulon, everything is fine.
	Everything is just fine.
	Just follow the man on your screen and he'll tell you.
	He'll tell you everything's fine.
	Tell you everything's going to be just fine.
	Well, it's not going to be fine!
	It's the count exercise!
	You fucking assholes!
	Canada, what's wrong with you?
	This is a new body.
	We're bringing it back!
	Yeah, I'm talking to you!
	Look at these people walking around.
	They're shuffling.
	They're not even walking.
	They're shuffling.
	Look at that kid.
	He jumped like six feet in the air.
	Can your kid do that?
	Fucking moving a kayak with your back and your muscles through the water like a monster.
	Yeah, doing adult stuff.
	What are you doing?
	Virtual Nintendo, stupid.
	Even golf.
	All these golfers, they're all way better shape than you.
	You should be ashamed of yourself.
	That was just a family of bankers climbing a mountain.
	They're not even special.
	And they can just climb mountains.
	What can you do?
	You can't even climb out of bed.
	Are you even wearing pants?
	Probably not.
	None of these women need to worry about that.
	Because they're all in great shape.
	Because they give a shit.
	They're outside doing stuff.
	What are you guys doing?
	Watching the Super Bowl?
	Getting fat.
	Can't even do choreographed dancing.
	Can't even go on a family hike across the Himalayas like these old people.
	They're like 70 years old.
	They're crying.
	Look at this guy.
	Wow, that's my mechanic.
	He's just on Everest.
	Because he's like, fuck it.
	I gods.
	do stuff.
	Not like Canada who just...
	This is...
	I didn't think it was this long.
	They're dancing in the sun.
	It breaks a sundown all day.
	Look at it.
	It's nighttime now.
	Skating by that baby in a stroller is even getting out there, getting exercised.
	The baby's getting more air than you.
	Get the fuck outside, Canada.
	Christ.
	No!
	We can't do more.
	I'm exhausted.
	Body break takes a piece out of you.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm kind of out of shape from yelling at you guys.
	Get to work.
	This is my part of the workout.
	I yell at you and you go do it.
	Chop, chop.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, man.
	What are we going to do?
	How is it going to end?
	Nobody knows.
	What a crazy ride.
	And I wouldn't change it for the world.
	You guys are the best.
	I just got to find the right.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	This is as good one as any.
	Thank you so much, guys.
	I appreciate it.
	Let's get back to work here.
	I missed all of you.
	And I appreciate you all very much.
	Thank you.
	Mick Glasgow.
	He says, fuck Corrections Canada from the bottom of my heart.
	Welcome home.
	Thank you very much, brother.
	Appreciate it.
	Don't know how you did it.
	Woo!
	It's so fun.
	It's so fun.
	It's fun in there, hey?
	Isn't it fun?
	Good time.
	Good times in there.
	Hell, Billy Darks, his mom always said, go the fuck outside.
	Don't care if it's cold.
	That's why you have a fucking snowsuit.
	Get out.
	Get outside, Canada.
	Christ!
	Oh, she cried for, for, for.
	Kangzi says, welcome back.
	I sent a video of me and hubby with our Daglon tukes on.
	Helping when we can.
	I think I...
	I believe I did.
	I believe I saw that somewhere.
	I saw so much.
	I saw so many things I didn't want to see.
	I'm just kidding.
	You guys sent me so much.
	The letters and stuff were great.
	It's crazy.
	It's a stack.
	It's huge.
	It's hundreds of them.
	One guy was writing me from Greece.
	From Greece?
	Like, the country?
	I'm like, this is crazy.
	This is wild.
	This is wild stuff going on now.
	Got all of them, got all of them.
	I'm running all over the internet here trying to keep tabs on all of this.
	There's so many of you guys.
	You guys are wild.
	What did we miss?
	So it costs money.
	Life is expensive.
	And I'm glad that we have the leadership that we do to tell us things that help us.
	For example, when you're in, perhaps going through what the government may describe as a rough patch, or maybe someone like I would describe as a ruinous, catastrophic turn of events.
	Either way, we're talking about the same thing.
	Just different, different words.
	You know?
	I'm glad when they're around to give us advice on how to deal with catastrophic, ruinous turns of events where you're going to, you know, oh my God, my business, oh my God, the interest rates are my house.
	I'm going to lose my house.
	I'm glad we have.
	Just the courageous face of all.
	I mean, I just, I don't even, I can't, I'm just going to let her speak.
	I mean, I can't even, I can't do it justice.
	I'll just let her do it.
	And I think Canadian families are looking really closely at all of their expenses.
	I personally, as a mother and wife, look carefully at my credit card bill once a month.
	And last Sunday, I said to the kids, you're older now.
	You don't want to watch Disney anymore.
	Let's cut that Disney Plus subscription.
	So we cut it.
	It's only $13.99 a month that we're every poor person in Canada.
	You have Disney Plus?
	What's that like?
	I've been living on Mr. Noodles for two years.
	I don't even have what even is what's Disney Plus?
	I literally don't even know what it is.
	I can't afford the internet.
	Oh, you silly peasants.
	You were saying, dear, I'm sure something very insightful and helpful to the average person.
	We're saving, but every little bit helps.
	And I think every mother in Canada is doing that right now.
	And I want to say to all of those mothers, I believe that I need to take exactly the same approach with the federal government's finances because that's the money of Canadians.
	So yeah, I think we do, we need to spend.
	We need to spend to support Canadians.
	That was scary.
	It's a scary thing to watch.
	Did you just, okay, let's break this down.
	Let's just hold, hold on.
	Let's go back.
	Go back, Colbert.
	Go back.
	Move the power back.
	We're going back now.
	So first of all, your advice to struggling moms with what it sounds like, you know, families and like, how am I going to feed everything?
	Just cut Disney Plus and you'll save $12.
	Do you have any car insurance?
	I've saved 12% of my car insurance.
	What else are you going to sell me today?
	Because I don't know if you heard me.
	I said, I'm scared I'm going to lose my house.
	I need a lot more than $12 a month.
	I need like $1,200 a month.
	Did you see the price of gas?
	My groceries are like a fucking mortgage.
	Oh, just cut Disney Plus.
	Oh, I'm glad to see everything's gotten worse since I've been in.
	After a record-setting year for inflation, there's no immediate reprieve in sight.
	A new report in the Canada's food prices anticipates a 5% to 7% increase in food next year.
	For a family of four, grocery bills could rise by $1,000 reduce.
	So nearly $100 a month, $80 a month.
	That's good.
	Everyone's going to love that.
	Everyone's going to love that because they've got that to spare.
	It's fine.
	Fine.
	Another bill.
	Over $16,000 annually.
	One of the reports, researchers, University of Saskatchewan, Professor Stuart Smythe, Smith.
	Why do you got to spell your name like that?
	S-M-Y.
	Just put I. It's Smith.
	Or if it's Smythe, you put an E at the end.
	Why are you spelling Smith with a Y?
	Who told you that's...
	Who told you this?
	You're a professor?
	No.
	This is meaningless.
	There's no reason for this.
	Change your name now.
	Smith is with an I. All these Y Smiths.
	Smite.
	You want to say Smite, but it's not SMITE.
	Is it?
	If it is, why isn't there an E at the end?
	I can't even get through this article now.
	This guy's, you know, people with their names, you know?
	The audacity.
	What's this guy think he is?
	Throwing in weird names.
	No one can be sure if you're pronouncing it right.
	You feel like an asshole.
	Like, do I just pronounce his name wrong?
	Fuck this guy.
	He could have made it easier on all of us.
	No, he had to throw in a Y, but there should be an I. He didn't go, I don't know.
	Unreal.
	Unbelievable.
	Anyway, that's who's talking about that.
	And also, yeah, they're banning these.
	No one can afford anything.
	Get rid of Disney Plus.
	My goodness.
	How condescending is that?
	Oh, this is what I'll say.
	Like, we're skipping meals, lady.
	We're skipping meals.
	And you're like, $12 a month should cover it.
	Huh?
	What?
	What is going on here?
	What is going on here?
	This place is completely out of control.
	And if you can't afford...
	How about that?
	That's something else neat we're doing here in Canada.
	We're just, hey, just...
	I don't know how else to, you know.
	Hey guys, so I was actually hired by the Canadian federal government to write an encouraging song that if you're going through something, there is help out there.
	Are you depressed?
	Yeah.
	Are you feeling lonely?
	Big time.
	Are you in pain?
	Every day, all day, buddy.
	I wish that you'd have told me.
	Well, I'm telling you now.
	What do I do?
	What is it?
	Kill me!
	Life is way too scary.
	Say no more.
	It's painless and it's simple.
	The healthcare system isn't designed.
	No!
	No, no, No, I'm not doing that.
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	I will never.
	Oh, my God.
	Things have taken a turn in Canada.
	That's what we're doing.
	That's what we're doing.
	I mean, it's a joke.
	It's a funny video, but that is what we are doing that, though.
	We are like, hey, have you considered just being dead?
	Have you tried being dead, though?
	Being dead.
	What I say is dark humor.
	All right.
	If you don't like it, turn it off.
	But if you do like it, you're twisted in the head like me.
	Where is it?
	Oh, um.
	You guys know what I'm doing.
	Some of you do.
	This is it?
	Hi.
	I'm the newest representative from Canadian Public Health.
	And I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new technique in eliminating all of your problems.
	That's right.
	All of them.
	No matter what you're going through, how you're experiencing, no matter what your level of pain, no matter how hopeless you may feel, no matter how desperate you may become, I'm here to tell you that we're here for you.
	We're here to help you fucking kill yourself.
	Proven to work 100% of the time and reduce 100% of symptoms 100% of the time, killing yourself is now the number one way doctors are reducing all symptoms.
	Cancer, diabetes, suicidal thoughts, insomnia, the common cold, hangnails, anything that you have.
	We will just fucking waste your ass and all of your problems will be gone.
	You'll feel like a new man, or perhaps you won't feel anything at all.
	Sign up today for Canada's new MAID program.
	Medically assisted, something, something.
	We just ice you dead.
	We just stone cold, fucking murder you.
	Think about it.
	Hey, I'm not even finishing the commercial.
	It's Canada.
	Everybody gets it.
	No one care.
	Everyone's half asleep anyway.
	I don't care.
	Keep playing the music.
	I get paid.
	I get paid whether I finish the fucking commercial or not, Donnie.
	I don't give a shit.
	I'm doing a commercial about people killing themselves.
	Whatever.
	You want to do it?
	Do it.
	That's what we're doing in Canada.
	You can just, we'll just kill you.
	Then you won't have any problems because we've lost our fucking minds.
	And that's what we're doing.
	Hey, hey.
	If you're in Canada and you're having a hard time, doesn't matter.
	Any hour, any day, anytime.
	No matter the symptom, no matter the pain, no matter how much, if you think you can't go on and you need a friend, the government of Canada will be right there to make sure that you don't.
	Okay, see you next time.
	Guys, they'll just kill you.
	Holy shit.
	We're gone into a new dimension of hell now, aren't we?
	Late for work?
	Just die instead.
	No more problems.
	No more.
	Boss getting you down?
	Just kill yourself.
	And the reason, you know, we're not making fun of people with like, there are legitimate cases where it's just like, Jesus Christ, you know, it's inhumane to not do it.
	You know, where people are just living to suffer and there's no hope of recovery.
	And it's like, this is cruel.
	Like, you feel a moral intent.
	They kicked a guy out of the army for this.
	And I always didn't like this.
	Controversial opinion.
	Oh, my God.
	Brace yourself!
	Fucking hold on to something, Phil.
	We're going into the moral gray zone.
	Whoa!
	Everybody call the cops.
	Everybody get offended.
	Drink my orange juice.
	What is this?
	Pellegrino, I'm wearing a suit.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody's ever cared.
	Nobody cares.
	It's a new dimension.
	We're in a new looking world now.
	Where nothing makes any sense.
	We're just killing people.
	How crazy has it gotten?
	And it's not, you know, we're not making fun of like people with really tolerable, you know.
	There is a woman, a Paralympic veteran who asked for a stairlift in her house.
	She's in a wheelchair.
	I'll just, let's just listen to this for a moment.
	A startling new development in the ongoing controversy around veterans being offered medical assistance in Canada.
	Controversy around veterans in Canada.
	That's, I've never, Phil, have you ever heard of such a thing in your life?
	In dying, a retired corporal who is paraplegic shocked MPs in Ottawa yesterday when she told them an employee of Veterans Affairs Canada offered her help with arranging a medically assisted death.
	Natalie Collada has been on the story for us this morning and she joins us again.
	So Natalie, what more can you tell us?
	Well, Hillary, we know that this is the I love that my stupid ticker at the bottom here looks like it's part of the CBC.
	We have tijacked your stations.
	Do not adjust your television set.
	Everything is operating exactly as normal.
	You are now entering the Diagon zone.
	Latest incident that we are hearing about it is coming from retired corporal and Paralympian Christian Gauthier.
	Yesterday, she testified that the Department of Veteran Affairs offered her in writing the opportunity for a medically assisted death.
	Even she said, offering to provide the equipment.
	Now Gauthier said, We'll even supply the guillotine.
	We'll even give you the shotgun to blow your own fucking face off.
	Oh my God.
	And this is healthcare.
	The Hippocratic oath is like the first step where you're like, I swear, I promise To do no harm, you know, and you're like, I could just kill people, I guess.
	That's helping, right?
	That's not harming them, that's just sending them to a better place.
	Okay, Charlie Manson.
	Holy God, what are you talking about?
	She just asked for a stair lift, dude.
	What in the hell is going on in this guy?
	I mean, it just shows you how deep the rot has gotten to the soul of the spirit of the people that live here.
	It's gotten so disconnected from anything good, from just the way, you know?
	Like, we don't do things like this.
	When did we start doing things like this?
	What was unthinkable a decade ago is now just a normal, everyday thing that we're doing.
	What insane act, what unthinkable scenario will come tomorrow that we'll be asked and forced to accept until eventually we don't even remember what it was like before that.
	We don't even remember what it was like before this horrible thing that happened that's been going on so long.
	We're brainwashed.
	We're dead inside.
	You know?
	We're so dead inside that we'll sit by and just apparently society has degraded so badly that this is what healthcare is doing now.
	She had been fighting for a home wheelchair ramp for five years.
	She described the letter she received.
	This isn't just some woman either.
	This is a veteran.
	From the department in French at the committee hearing, here's more from her.
	With respect to maid, I have a letter in my file because I had to face that as well.
	I have a letter saying that if you are so desperate, madam, we can offer you maid medical assistance in dying.
	Oh, my God.
	And she's not even the only one.
	It's not like this is an isolated incident.
	This is a It's crazy.
	And they've opened it up to like other age groups.
	Lawmakers in Canada are considering whether to open medical assistance in dying to children now.
	Mike Shouten, Shouten, here we go again with the names, guys, an activist whose son died of cancer this year, said the highly controversial policy would tell children that doctors are giving up on them.
	Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.
	If you're going to waste time and expend all efforts to save anyone, it should be the youngest because that is the most life yet ahead to be lived.
	Don't we waste your time?
	Somebody's like 70. It's like, well, I mean, you know, we'll try, but, I mean, you're 70, so, you know.
	Yeah, shit's going to start breaking.
	You're going down.
	You're going down, buddy.
	You're in your 70s.
	All right.
	So, I mean, you knew this.
	You remember seeing people in their 70s when you're like 30, you're like, geez, that looks scary.
	Well, that's you now.
	So, you know, deal with it.
	But if, you know, you've got children, little children, you're like, oh, it's worth the effort, I think.
	Nah, fuck it.
	Let's euthanize them.
	There's nothing we can do.
	Let's give up and don't even try.
	Oh, my.
	Yeah.
	Relaxed laws have seen made cases surge tenfold in five years to 10,000 people in 2021.
	We've slid down the slippery slope incredibly quickly.
	I remember people were opposing this at the time.
	And it's like we're, you know, we live in like a, in a, at the risk of sounding like, we're in a goddamn, we live in a death cult.
	It's a death cult.
	You know, buddy, it kind of is.
	You know what it likes?
	War.
	And it likes abortions.
	And it likes violent fucking television.
	You can't say mean words because that will influence people to do bad things.
	See, this is the argument.
	This is one of the many things that the government's trying to censor now.
	Not just me, everybody.
	They're putting through legislation one at a time, a little bit here, a little bit there.
	They'll get it all from you.
	Look at the gun debate.
	How's that going?
	Years ago, I said, until you do this, you will never gain an inch.
	And they refused.
	They said, oh, racism.
	And, oh, we need more diversity.
	And, oh, I stand with the community of whatever we're saying is a victim today and all that kind of stuff.
	Rather than focusing on what they should have been doing.
	And how's the gunfight going?
	You get all that stuff back from the banning in April?
	No, that's never coming back.
	Now they're going for the whole thing.
	Yeah, let's give the, you know, so if you say things online, like, I'm just going to influence people to do things.
	But we can produce massive blockbuster, huge television programs, movies.
	It's basically all, you know, softcore pornography and better or worse, sorry.
	Because I don't have a tie on.
	Violence and just crazy.
	I mean, people are being influenced by that far more than they are, you know, someone's voice on the internet.
	It's completely backwards.
	And we're so comfortable with it.
	We're just all okay with just things that used to be, you know, and they say it's progress.
	Is it progress?
	Things don't seem like they're getting better to me.
	They seem like they're getting a lot worse.
	You know, people suck now.
	I mean, they always did, but this is, we're getting into a weird, a world where this kind of stuff can just even be brought up and discussed seriously.
	Like, what is, you know?
	This one's crazy.
	From March 2023, patients with mental health issues, but no qualifying physical ailment will be able to request death if the doctors consider their condition intolerable.
	Mental health issues.
	So people, like, they're not even in their right mind.
	Like, people, like, especially when they're very depressed or going through something, they very well may feel as though, I mean, this is fucking crazy.
	This is exploit.
	This is exploitation.
	I don't know How any medical professional in the world looked at this and said, Yeah, that's fine.
	You don't ask someone, someone who's going through some kind of mental breakdown episode, some kind of nervous, the depressed, whatever it is, they are in no position to be making any serious decisions about anything.
	They frequently ruin their lives because of these, because of these, they start doing drugs, they do whatever, things they would normally never have done except for this mental condition, this emotional condition.
	So now they're literally not in the right.
	You want to ask those people if they want to kill themselves.
	A lot of them are going to say yes.
	Not because they want, but in that temporary state that could, you know.
	You can't ask mentally ill people if they want to kill themselves.
	They're not in a position.
	I mean, what?
	That's, I mean.
	That seems, that seems like abuse, doesn't it?
	Like, what now?
	I asked you when you were sleeping and you nodded yes.
	So, what?
	Informed consent is a thing, isn't it?
	Like, are they really know what they're doing?
	I mean, depressed, suicidal people are not like, oh, well, we'll just kill them.
	It'll do it faster.
	Like, no!
	You're supposed to make them not want to be suicidal.
	What the hell is going on?
	Here's a chart of the 2016 was at 1,000, and now it's at over 10,000.
	In just six years, it's like skyrocketed.
	No sign of stopping.
	It's going up by about a little under a third, 20% a year, it looks like.
	So I expect next year to be up here over the 12,500 level, I'd guess.
	That's my guess.
	12,500.
	We're at 10,000 this year.
	Year's almost over.
	We might make it to 1,000.
	Hey, maybe the government will get enough people to kill themselves between now and Christmas.
	So we're probably a little over 10,000.
	I bet next year will be 12.5.
	That's good.
	This graph is not alarming.
	It's not indicative of a sick society.
	This doesn't show me that people are doing badly.
	This just shows me that this system works.
	And our program to have people iced and thrown in a box is working very well.
	Okay, okay, psycho.
	This guy showed and he says his son Marcus was diagnosed with ewing sarcoma, sounds like a cancer, and died 15 months later.
	He was just 18. That's terrible.
	Marcus was an ambitious young man who was working towards his dream of launching his own landscape business.
	In November 2020, he joined a gym with his friends but picked up a shoulder injury after a few sessions.
	Pain didn't go away, and an x-ray revealed damage that ultimately led to his cancer diagnosis.
	Interesting.
	He underwent 20 rounds of chemo, 25 rounds of radiation, along with several surgeries before it was decided to end treatment for a cure and focus instead on quality of life care.
	Meaning, you're toast.
	We're just going to see how under changes that could be made to euthanasia law in Canada, Marcus would have been eligible for assisted death, appearing with his wife, Jennifer, told his committee, by giving some minors the right to request you put all minors and their families in a position where they are obliged to consider.
	Yeah, that too.
	If that happened to Marcus, the message he would have heard, would have been clear.
	We don't value your life.
	We don't think it's worth living.
	And if you want, we can end it for you.
	That's another big part of people I've talked to and learned from that have survived or recovered from very serious injury.
	I mean, there's some people out there that have done some pretty wild, like, I mean, there was a guy, this is a legendary guy in the Army.
	His chute didn't open.
	He landed and survived, but he broke like every bone in his body, this guy.
	And, you know, shouldn't be back and made it back to work.
	Made it back to like a back to a regiment.
	Like, what in the fuck?
	You need to believe that you can get better, that you will.
	Like the mental aspect of that is just as important as the physical.
	I think, I believe.
	I believe that your mind can help influence your body in a way that encourage it to, you know, perform better if you're in the right headspace.
	And I don't think asking people if they just want to end it is going to be helpful to their mental state.
	You know, just my opinion, as a human with a soul, Saul.
	Oh, man, let's just give it to everybody.
	Let everybody consider killing themselves.
	You know, unless you're in Germany.
	In Germany, I wasn't kidding.
	You do have to be vaccinated to get euthanized.
	In Germany?
	Yeah.
	Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission to the organization.
	Oh, because they'll come in contact with each other.
	My God.
	What a world that we're in.
	Where do you even get back to that in a minute?
	Hail Billy Duck says, when do the booths show up?
	I hope never the suicide booths, right?
	We're almost there.
	It's getting crazy.
	Ivan Joydapus says, I use my $12 in Disney savings to fund meme terrorism.
	Welcome back, Rach.
	Thank you, sir.
	I need it.
	I need it for the terrors.
	The Reaper Sun says, two months out of the political sphere, you missed out on 10 years of content.
	Please tell me someone sent you the pandemic amnesty article published by The Atlantic while you were inside.
	It was endless fun for a month.
	What have you been identifying part?
	No, never heard of it.
	Some weekends of Tuesday says, I put my Disney Plus to fund my purchase of CGI porn.
	That read it.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, it's horrible.
	It's horrible.
	I forgot about this part of the stream.
	I forgot about that.
	See, this is why nothing in jail was that disturbing.
	My mind has already been thoroughly corrupted and disgusted by your people's so-called contributions to this.
	The CRTC is going to have a field day with me.
	I'm going to have a whole office department dedicated to this.
	There'll be like 50 people working on this.
	There's so many infractions.
	So many, so many infractions.
	Donkey Dongalon says when I cut my Disney Plus, I got more cans of cat food.
	It really doesn't taste that bad when you get used to it.
	Glad you're back.
	Fucking fuck you, man.
	Thanks, man.
	CRJ, who needs Disney Plus when you can get...
	Gross!
	Gross!
	Is this what they're doing?
	How long have you guys been doing this?
	Gross.
	I won't do it.
	I won't read it.
	R.N. Gizmus says, that's the line.
	If you feel like you can't go on, don't.
	Yeah.
	If you feel like you're not going to make it, we're there to make sure that you don't.
	Welcome to Canada, where we'll kill your ass if you want to.
	Al Sturge says, try telling them you're depressed because you owe taxes.
	Doubt they'll offer you made for that.
	They might.
	They'll be like, just sign over all your property, anything you're worth, and we'll take it.
	That'll be a deal.
	We'll get to kill you.
	It'll be good for you.
	You won't have any more symptoms or problems, and we'll get all your shit.
	It's great.
	Everybody wins.
	Sign the paper.
	Shortlong says, remember when they use suicide as a reason for outlawing them, banning guns to prevent suicide?
	Yeah, like they care.
	They care.
	That's why everything is centered around as much fear and division and toxic, horrible messaging as possible.
	Because they care.
	It's not about making money.
	It's not that outrage and fear and all that stuff sells more.
	It's not that it draws more eyeballs and more people are prone to tune in and buy their products and do what they say.
	It's not that there's more power in it.
	It's just that it's just what's happening.
	You're not being manipulated or anything.
	Fine.
	It's totally fine.
	Carrot S.K. says, I hear you have to be at least fifth generation Canadian to access made old stock only.
	I don't know what generation I am.
	They would definitely put me in the suicide booth for sure.
	Fisher of Men says, tremendous to see your face and hear your voice back on here.
	Thank you very much, man.
	It's good to be back.
	Diagalonian.
	Does everyone say hello?
	She loves us all.
	It's a Rachel.
	She loves us all deep down.
	I don't even care.
	Zevex Demise says, forget the CBC.
	The CRTC has to go.
	Yeah, we'll see.
	We'll see what happens.
	It's not going to be good.
	Zvex Demise made for the CRTC.
	This institution must be destroyed.
	Chet Chisholm says, anyone who is having a mental break cannot give informed consent.
	Yeah, that was my understanding of it.
	But apparently they're just going to...
	We're just going to.
	You know, we've thought about it, and we're just going to go ahead and ignore that.
	It's much more interesting if we can get a lot of these.
	I've bought a lot of body bags.
	We'd like to fill them immediately.
	Please.
	It's a whole thing.
	We've got a lot of people and peasants to kill and get rid of and so on.
	OC Mango says, Switzerland has the booths.
	Matt Groening with another prediction.
	This time, Futurama, not the Simpsons.
	Oh, boy.
	Switzerland has...
	Oh, boy.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	There's so much shit going on.
	Where do I want...
	Then there's the hole.
	Then there's the hole.
	His name is Yay now.
	Is that what it is?
	The game's too high?
	Is it?
	It could be.
	I'll try that.
	It might be.
	I'm not used to yelling so much.
	I'm getting my getting my voice all around.
	I'm out of practice.
	It's going to be a long time.
	What am I doing?
	I lost my place.
	I don't want to talk about that again.
	I don't want to.
	Chinese are spying on us.
	New Zealand's taking babies from people.
	I almost can't believe it.
	Then all the Twitter nonsense.
	Turns out they were manipulating everything all this time.
	All this time.
	Just like everybody thought.
	No big deal, bro.
	Just a little bit of treason.
	Just a little bit of treason.
	We've just got people at the highest levels of government manipulating social media, major platforms, to coach a certain result in an election.
	It's not a big deal.
	If you guys are not following this, the Twitter files, that's what's been going on.
	And I'm sure it's not the only offender is the United States.
	I'm sure this has been going on across the status quo establishment where having their people in Twitter, making sure certain stories were buried, certain ones were pushed, certain ones were ignored, certain messages got out with the cooperation of the FBI, at the behest of the FBI.
	Oh, my.
	And they're, you know, all doing it.
	And by what it seems like, Dorsey wasn't even aware of this.
	I think he knew what it had become, and he wanted to fuck out anyway.
	And Elon's amazing.
	I'll take it over.
	Ted Cruz says this was all about weaponizing big tech.
	Of course it was.
	Everyone with a brain could see that it was happening.
	A certain, you know, this is all censored.
	This is all pushed.
	This is all ignored.
	This is mandatory.
	That's not normal.
	Everything obviously very much went one way.
	Even the people on the other side recognize that.
	They know.
	And now everyone's acting like, okay, this is crazy.
	Senator Cruz weighed in on the Twitter files publication urging that is evidence of corruption that goes to the highest levels of government.
	That's true.
	What Elon Musk has released is evidence of corruption that goes to the highest level of government.
	It goes to the highest level of the FBI.
	And it goes to the highest level of big tech.
	We've known for a long time that big tech is censoring conservatives.
	But what Elon did here is he just laid naked all of the lies that the corporate media has told because it's clear during the 2020 election, over and over and over again, the Biden campaign and the DNC would reach out to their buddies at Twitter and say, hey, we don't like this.
	And their response is handled.
	And they take it down over and over and over again.
	And in particular, all of the exchange back and forth when the Hunter Biden laptop story broke.
	It was evidence that the leadership at Twitter knew within hours that their ridiculous fake excuse that it was hacked Was a ridiculous fake excuse.
	Even James Baker, who you just noted there, had been the FBI's general counsel, then was at Twitter.
	Even he acknowledged, well, gosh, we don't have the evidence on this, but it doesn't their own lawyer, Twitter's own lawyer, who used to work for the FBI before, you know, as he's handing everything over to Musk, he's going through and censoring things for the FBI, for the state, to make sure that Musk doesn't find out about the treachery.
	Got to make sure we got to bury this treachery, you guys.
	Oh, is that it?
	Holy God.
	And you think stuff like that's not happening here?
	You're out of your mind.
	You're that naive.
	Come on.
	Doesn't matter.
	Let's block it anyway.
	And in fact, one of the exchanges back and forth, they reveal the reason, which is they say we want to avoid what happened in 2016, Donald Trump winning.
	This was all about weaponizing big tech.
	It is absolutely corrupt.
	And what is amazing is the Democrats were fully in on it.
	The corporate media was fully in on it.
	And Elon's released the receipt.
	Sounds familiar.
	Which shows all of them are willing to abuse power to stay in power.
	No, you know, the story's as old as time.
	And of course, they're doing similar things in Europe.
	It may actually even be worse here.
	I mean, look, this isn't surprising, but it's true.
	He supports putting a state-affiliated label on even CBC, as they would, like, well, it's Russian propaganda.
	It's RT.
	You know, it's from the Russians.
	You can't trust that.
	It's all Russian.
	Well, guess what?
	CBC is funded by the Canadian state, just like that.
	So is it really an independent, is it really trustworthy?
	I mean, it's the government you're listening to, not the media, not the journalists of the people that's supposed to be.
	See, you think you're listening to the fifth column.
	You think you're listening to, you know, they're looking out for you.
	They're keeping a tab on things and letting you know what's going on.
	Is that what you think is happening still?
	That's not what they're doing.
	They and the state are one and the same.
	They're the same entity now.
	They speak for it, for the Borg, for the beast.
	They do its bidding, you know.
	Anyone that doesn't get in line with what it wants is purged and canceled and destroyed.
	I don't know if you've noticed, but there's one way to think now, the right way or else.
	That's new.
	That's new.
	And that's the world we're drifting into.
	So, I mean, it seems extreme, but no, that's very deserved.
	That's where we're at now.
	It says all media that receives government funding should be slapped an affiliated warning so leaders can better recalibrate the truth.
	But then again, like, other people that own the newspapers and so on.
	What agenda do they have?
	You know, the Washington Post, I think, is owned by Amazon, which is owned by Jeff Bezos, which is owned by the CIA.
	You know what I mean?
	But it's not supposed to be that way.
	There's supposed to be an independent free press of just regular people.
	And that's their function, is to keep people informed about what's going on so they can make intelligent life choices.
	They can make the right choices what to do with their future, their job, how to raise their kids, whatever.
	They know what's going on around them.
	They have a general lay of the land, you know, within reason to then, you know, navigate through life.
	That's the point.
	And instead of doing that, instead of just giving people, hey, here's what's going on.
	Here's the facts of the day.
	Bayee, do with that with what you will.
	That's how it's supposed to be.
	In a healthy, functioning, free society that is ruled by its collective representatives that we all choose.
	This person's good.
	And how it's supposed to work.
	That's necessary because otherwise everyone's going to make really terrible decisions because no one knows what the hell is going on unless they only know what you tell them.
	So we don't have that kind of a free press.
	We have a state-owned press that receives significant government funding, so much so that it wouldn't exist otherwise.
	That's why you're seeing stuff like in CNN.
	This is laying people off.
	Oh my God, how long has this been on?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	I'll have to go back and check.
	That's been a while.
	That's terrible.
	Somebody let me know.
	We're going to have to go back in time.
	How did that happen?
	I think there's a hotkey.
	Oh, that I pressed it.
	Good God.
	What a disaster.
	I don't even remember what the hell I was talking about.
	It was good, too.
	It was something.
	It was something.
	It was like two minutes.
	What's the last thing anybody remembers?
	How did that happen?
	Oh, I know what happened.
	No, I don't.
	I'm just lying.
	I don't think I know what happened.
	It's probably the ghost.
	It could be the ghost.
	Who remembers what the hell I was talking about?
	What was the last thing?
	I will repeat it.
	I'll repeat it all verbatim.
	CNN.
	It was CNN and the layoffs and everything, right?
	Okay.
	All right.
	And then I switched the screen.
	That's what happened.
	And it was muted for some reason from a hotkey that I pressed.
	And they individually applied it.
	Long story.
	Doesn't matter.
	Quit wasting my fucking time.
	I know what you're saying.
	I know.
	So he's picking up more security because he fired 10% of the staff because they're failing because they don't, like in Canada, get government funding.
	CBC gets government funding.
	The state media gets a lot of significant government funding, so much to the tune that they wouldn't exist otherwise.
	They would be gone.
	Because they don't have, they're not fulfilling a need.
	They're not giving people the value of what they're supposed to provide.
	That's like going to a fire department and being like, hey, can you, hey, bro, my fucking house is on fire.
	Ah, can you put it out?
	They're like, no, we don't do that.
	We don't do that anymore.
	We just sell Apple iPhone cases.
	We're basically just an airport kiosk now.
	You can get a belt.
	You want some gum?
	Like, we're one of those airport kiosks now.
	Yeah, I know it's supposed to be a fire station, but it's not what we do.
	We sell magazines about celebrities and iPhone cases.
	And You want headphones?
	We can sell you those.
	What?
	Yeah, I'm not coming back here for fire services.
	And you're not allowed to get upset about that and say, ah, these people are listening to fake news.
	Like, you're fake news.
	You lie all the time.
	They don't want your kiosk.
	They want to know what the hell is happening.
	And you're not telling them.
	Because the advice you give doesn't make sense.
	And it's not even that.
	The news doesn't make sense.
	It's a lot of fear and division and hatred and craziness and more fear and more, ah, no one wants this.
	So they leave and they go somewhere else to get the product that they're looking for, which is information.
	And the government's response to this is, well, we'll just censor everyone else so then they have to take our information.
	No, they won't.
	If you have a terrible fucking restaurant chain, like Tim Hortons.
	And a competitor appears and sells the same thing as you, but it's better and cheaper.
	And you don't feel gross about it when you go there.
	You don't feel dirty and you don't feel like a used whore.
	People are going to go there instead of where you are.
	That's basic, you know.
	So your plan is to, well, we'll just knock down all those extra business, all those other competing businesses.
	We'll just destroy them and then they'll have to come back for my terrible products.
	Nope.
	They're just going to rebuild the other products because no one wants something that isn't what it's supposed to be.
	All you have to do is just tell the truth and tell people what the hell is going on.
	And they can't.
	They've become a propaganda mouthpiece.
	There's no difference.
	It's not the bulwark against the machinations of rich elitist billionaires.
	There's no one watching the walls.
	No one's guarding the gates anymore.
	No one is there keeping an eye on this and saying, where the fuck is that money going?
	How did that guy get so rich?
	Who are these doctors?
	Where did they come from?
	No one is making any moves at all.
	We're just all sitting there eating it up, clapping, loving it.
	And even worse is that they've made it taboo.
	They've made it bad to ask questions.
	If there are journalists, if there are people going, I'm not so sure about all this.
	Ah, they chase you out of town.
	Anybody dissenting from the narrative is hunted down and destroyed.
	And we're supposed to, that proves that they're right.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that proves that your argument is so solid.
	You just had to resort to destruction of your enemies to prove that you were right all along.
	We're just going to cut all their tongues and take away all their weapons and put them all in jail.
	Sure, Abraham Lincoln sounds great.
	You know?
	And they don't understand why people are mad.
	Why is everybody so mad at me?
	I'm the news.
	Don't you understand?
	And, you know, they're all being fired.
	The dumpster fire.
	And they'll be bailed out again.
	They'll be bailed out again because that's what they need.
	They need that authoritative mouthpiece.
	Can you imagine how quickly...
	That's where this is now.
	We're in what's called fifth generation warfare.
	And what that means is it's warfighting on a level that is different, not superior or inferior.
	It's like, think of it like a compass.
	You can go north, south, east, west.
	They're just different directions to, you know.
	Different options.
	One may solve the problem.
	One tool for the job.
	You know what I mean?
	It may make sense to go in there with an army and just smash everybody.
	And, you know, that may achieve what you want, but this isn't going to work.
	They want control of everybody.
	And you do it in such a way that they ask for it.
	You convince them that they like it, that it's good for them.
	And you can do that by scaring them into it.
	They've been doing this for decades.
	They want you to do something that they know you're not going to want to do, but you will if you're afraid enough.
	If you're scared enough, you will.
	If you try to introduce airport body scanners, the FBI reading your mail, your text messages, you're listening to you on the phone, we all take this for granted.
	Like I said earlier, what was once insane is now normal and taken for granted.
	There used to be a time when I was alive, I'm not an old man, but once upon a time, it was crazy, crazy, pinfoil hat.
	You're out of your fucking mind where the government's listening to your phone calls.
	Now we're all like, yeah, they are.
	And they admit that they are.
	And the military admits that, yeah, we're doing psychological operations against you too, sometimes.
	So, you know, that level of, we've crossed that Rubicon a long time ago.
	And now it's normal.
	It's fine.
	It's all fine.
	It's all fine and dandy.
	Because it's in here.
	If the goal is power, which is the goal of a lot of warfighting and conquering, you want something.
	You want some kind of, is it money?
	Is it land?
	Is it goal?
	Well, they already got all the money.
	They've already got all the land.
	Did you understand?
	There's no one left to conquer.
	The global order of things is essentially done.
	Like, it's over.
	There's a cadre of people at the top that are like, well, now what do you want to do?
	Now what do we do?
	All their enemies are destroyed.
	Like, well, now what?
	You want to enslave everybody?
	Or let's just, we'll just squeeze every last dollar.
	Let's just see how far we'll just ride this till the wheels come off.
	Fuck it.
	But you can't do it by force.
	There's so many people.
	How do you get all these people to do what you want without...
	I mean, there's too many.
	It's a different problem.
	This isn't a small group of people that need to be destroyed.
	This is everybody.
	How do we keep them?
	It's in here.
	The mass psychosis.
	It's literally a weapon.
	It's been studied and implemented as a means of control.
	It's a weapon.
	Somebody, this didn't just happen by accident.
	Like, oh, you know what?
	Everybody just seems to be thinking the same thing at the same time about everything all the time.
	Is that crazy?
	What a coincidence.
	No, that's not a coincidence.
	It's designed that way.
	How did that happen?
	Someone did that on purpose.
	Why would they do such a thing?
	You see these questions and where they lead.
	It's maximizing efficiency like you would at a farm or a factory.
	Cut a little bit here, trim a little bit there, expand this a little bit, tweak that, change this, move that.
	And you're going to, oh, look at that.
	16% increase in profits.
	Now what?
	Let's try it again.
	And they just keep doing this.
	They're going to squeeze everybody dry.
	They'll squeeze us all dry.
	Everybody, every country is just empty in its pockets right now.
	How much did we pay for this nonsense?
	Now we're wasting Canada's a It happened again.
	How does this keep happening?
	I'm sorry, guys.
	I don't know what is doing this.
	Let me check something.
	Nope.
	It's none of these.
	It's none of these.
	I don't know.
	I don't know why it's doing that.
	That's an issue.
	Is there a button I'm pressing?
	I don't know, but sometimes it seems to want to mute itself.
	Where was I again?
	This is terrible.
	This is annoying, but hey, it's something that happens.
	What the hell was I talking about?
	Somebody talk to me, Goose.
	I have no idea what's happening.
	We'll get back to it.
	It was about rich people being dicks and all that kind of stuff.
	We'll get back to it.
	This is terrible.
	What a disaster.
	This is technically what happens, though.
	Godzilla and Chain says, assisted suicide helped my grandfather with his erectile dysfunction problem.
	Now he has a 30-year younger wife and everything's working fine.
	I was talking about censorship.
	Oh, my God.
	That was way back.
	Muted, muted.
	Yes, muted.
	Yes, thank you.
	Jacob Powell says, I listened to your past rants while you were away.
	I often thought about you in the concrete steel correctional facility.
	I'm so corrected.
	I feel so much better.
	And the absolute scum that perverted the course of justice who put you there merely to cover their own stink.
	It's so good to see you back.
	You're an absolute legend.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Was it 30 seconds?
	That's so odd.
	I must have pressed something.
	Or perhaps it's haunted.
	Something's flying around.
	That's a fly.
	Oh, my God.
	How is it living down here?
	Tonight's fights says government probably paying to manipulate messaging like Twitter is one thing.
	Using these private corporations to ban free speech is another.
	Our laws are literally not keeping up with the tech that is being used against us.
	Yeah, that's on purpose.
	I mean, they could rein this in, but they choose not to because they're taking advantage of it.
	Some weekends and Tuesdays says, am I the only person who started counting firewood when the stream was muted?
	Ah, yes.
	Bring back the beach combers.
	What are you talking about?
	Robert O'Leary says, hey, so glad you're out.
	I'm shocked that they kept you locked up for over two months.
	Over redacted.
	Yes, of course.
	Anyway, again, so happy you're out.
	Take care.
	Thank you, sir.
	Zamonolita says, hey, this is my first donation.
	I've been watching you for a while.
	It's shitty for what you have to go through, and I feel like you need every amount of support.
	Here's 50 for the legal fees.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Billy Bobbs says, when you said jail didn't correct you, you weren't lying.
	That mute button is a real piece.
	Listen, I don't know how it's happening.
	Morgan's been calling me every time it happens.
	I see the phone.
	I'm like, what's something's wrong if she's calling?
	Like, oh, yeah, it's the mute again.
	So it's just, thanks, babe.
	You muted again, you fucking idiot.
	I can't read.
	I can't count.
	I can't do math.
	I'm an idiot.
	All I can do is sit in this woodpile and yell about things.
	I was talking about censorship.
	I don't know.
	I know they wasted a lot of our goddamn money, though, because they don't care.
	Because it's like they're doing it on purpose.
	Because I believe that they are.
	A strong middle-class citizenry that doesn't really need the government, can take good care of itself.
	It's hard to bully people like that around.
	And if you haven't noticed, they're really coming down on that.
	They really frown upon that lifestyle and that mindset.
	They really, really want you to trust the government.
	And they're starting to get, you know, it's like they're getting cranky about asking about it.
	Soon it's going to be like, we're not asking anymore.
	Okay?
	We're telling you.
	We're telling you it's time to trust the government.
	You understand?
	And nobody's, a lot of people aren't buying it anymore.
	Because these mouthpieces, again, we all know it.
	The mask has come off.
	We know who you work for.
	You can't lie for years and get away with it.
	And now they don't understand.
	They've lost the public.
	They've lost the narrative.
	Everybody's running away.
	Oh, they're trying to put the scare quotes into.
	Twitter is, don't, don't do it.
	It doesn't matter.
	No one cares.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody's ever cared.
	I don't know why I keep saying that.
	The major public is not buying it.
	They're buying Twitter.
	With users signing up to Twitter in record numbers, a majority support Musk's efforts to restore free speech protections and force greater transparency, despite an unrelenting counter-campaign in the media.
	Some of the media claims would meet the very definition of disinformation used by Twitter and its allies previously to censor information and discussions.
	Indeed, the Wall Street Journal has noted that it turns out that the greatest purveyors of disinformation turned out to be former intelligence officials who worked to kill the story before the election as Russian disinformation.
	Public seems to be following the old adage.
	Fool me once, shame on you.
	Fool me twice, shame on me.
	Or if you're George Bush, well, fool me once, shame on somebody.
	Fool me twice.
	I'm not going to lie, man.
	I've been drinking all day.
	I've been drinking since yesterday.
	I haven't slept.
	I haven't slept yet.
	I may.
	I may not.
	This is a good tequila.
	Georgia president!
	So they lied.
	More proof that the lying and the censorship, everything that everyone believed for years is all coming true.
	It's all coming up.
	Even Google is fighting against the Canadian state.
	Google thinks that the laws the Canadian state are trying to pass on censorship are too extreme.
	Google.
	Google thinks This Google has accelerated its push to fight legislation currently passing through Canadian Senate that seeks to regulate online streaming platforms.
	Like me, hi, you guys.
	Oh, there's Glenn.
	The scary freedom convoy sweaters.
	You see that?
	It's basically genocide.
	That sweater is basically the colonization of North America happening all over again.
	Every person that buys one, it's just an entire city of people is just wiped the fuck out.
	Get them, Greg.
	You tell them.
	You tell them all about this old for years now Under Armor Project, whereas the Canadian flag says, which is a money, it's a fund, it's a movement for veterans.
	But thanks for coming out.
	You're doing great, kid.
	You're doing great.
	In its current form, BC11 would require YouTube to manipulate these systems and surface.
	I've got to keep checking the mic now to make sure it's on.
	And surface content according to the CRCC's priorities rather than the interest of Canadian users.
	Put into practice, this means that when viewers come onto YouTube homepage, they're served the content that a Canadian government regulator has prioritized rather than the content they're interested in.
	And of course, they're going to be using this kind of shit to no end.
	We're going to censor everything.
	We want all your guns and we want to control all the information.
	We're paying people to do it, and they do it without question.
	Even your police.
	Hey, the police are awarding contracts that have ties with the Chinese communist government, who definitely are not.
	They're definitely our friends, guys.
	There's nothing to worry about there.
	Government did not consider security concerns in bid to build and maintain RCMP radio equipment.
	So good.
	So the Chinese are listening to all of our encrypted communications across the police forces.
	That's excellent.
	And the government didn't consider any security concerns, you know, like the ones where how many party members, was it the Liberal Party that had almost a dozen, was it, that were funded by the Communist Chinese Party?
	That wasn't an issue.
	What we're really worried about is the truckers.
	Who told this motherfucker?
	Who sent him the screenshots?
	Where'd the screenshots go?
	Where they come from?
	Yes, we need an inquiry into that.
	We need to ask about the goat figurine.
	We need to know what's going on there.
	We're going to stop everything.
	We're going to have a national fucking inquiry.
	We're going to go get this guy in jail and drag him out there.
	And we're going to get to the bottom of this.
	What's that?
	The Chinese are putting people in power in our country?
	Just right out in the open.
	Okay.
	Well, we might get to that if we have time.
	But this is a problem.
	Oh, my God.
	We're not a serious place.
	It's not a serious Country.
	And who's going to hold them to account?
	What are they going to do?
	We're killing everybody.
	We're in bed with the Chinese.
	We're censoring everything, taking all the.
	I mean, it's gotten comical now.
	It happened again.
	How did it happen?
	What did I click?
	I went from here to...
	Did I do this?
	Did I do that?
	Was it this one?
	Was it this one?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea why that's happening.
	This is brutal.
	This is like a ghost story.
	I'm not touching anything.
	And somehow it just decides, hey, you know what?
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	I haven't been able to do this to you for a while, so I'm just going to randomly short out inopportune times.
	And I'm just going to have to constantly look at the monitor the whole time or else it'll.
	You Philip, are you doing this?
	Somebody's doing this.
	I'm not pressing wind alt-K.
	I'm literally pressing.
	One of my hands is on the screen.
	No one's on the mouse.
	And I'm just talking.
	I'm talking.
	Maybe my voice is so, it's bad.
	Maybe it's just like, I can't do it anymore, so I won't.
	Deanna O1 says, hope you got my letter in there.
	I chuckle myself thinking of the monitoring of the what is politics joke.
	Hope you enjoyed.
	Oh, I did.
	I did get your letter.
	Thank you.
	I remember yours.
	I don't understand this mute.
	This is a terrible.
	It's a travesty.
	Vicki Lynn says muted again.
	Thank you.
	I know.
	I know.
	I need a light that comes on.
	I need to get to the bottom of this.
	Scar Diddley says, ah, now we're home.
	Just wouldn't be the same without a good old mute session.
	Yeah, it's not.
	It's not on purpose.
	I don't understand it.
	It's the cirques.
	It's always the cirques.
	It probably is.
	It usually is.
	Running down.
	We're running down out of time.
	We're right on time.
	We've got a few minutes left.
	Just no more.
	I don't know why it's doing this.
	And I wish I could.
	I wish I could understand why.
	Because it always seems to happen.
	I'm in the middle of a tangent, and I...
	I don't know where that went.
	I don't know where my own sanity went.
	don't know where anything went.
	assisted suicide.
	You got...
	He's Yay now.
	That's his name.
	He's got the mask.
	What is he doing?
	And there's Alex Jones in a lizard mask.
	I'm like, what in the fuck?
	It's one of the first things I see when I get out.
	What is happening?
	It's like you fall asleep through an episode of Lost.
	You remember that show?
	And you wake up and you're like, how much of this show did I miss?
	And you're like, no, no, no, 15 minutes?
	Who is that guy?
	What is going on?
	It's just, you know, you can't look away.
	You can't look away.
	Actually, not too much has changed.
	But it is.
	There's a lot of wild stuff going on that you wouldn't believe.
	Well, you wouldn't believe it with your own eyes.
	I'm clicking around.
	You know what?
	It must be something on this mouse.
	What if I did this?
	Is that it?
	No?
	Is that it?
	No.
	Maybe it's a button on the mouse.
	This could explain everything, Watson.
	This could be the ticket.
	Nope, it's another mouse buttons.
	Was it one of this one?
	Is it that one?
	Nope.
	I just turned the lights on my keyboard off somehow, though.
	I don't understand how this works.
	We're just going to continue.
	I'm not going to pretend like I can manipulate any of this technology and make this less embarrassing.
	That can't possibly happen.
	So we're just going to go ahead and get out of here in a minute, once I figure it out.
	As yours, YouTuber, self-muted, made might be for you.
	It could be.
	I'm so mad.
	I don't even remember what I was saying, and I'll never know.
	It's lost to the ether.
	I'm so paranoid every time I change windows.
	Something to do with moving windows around.
	It seems to do it.
	I don't know why.
	Is there a button?
	Can I?
	I don't know.
	I must be pressing something.
	I don't know what's going on.
	Somebody, it's Philip.
	It's got to be.
	It's got to be.
	Another nod to the end of the empire.
	Now we're so desperate.
	Permanent residents can now apply to join the army.
	That's not a good thing, guys.
	What are you saying?
	I'm saying that you don't even have enough of your own native son population, your own boys and girls that grew up and live here and value the country.
	You don't even have enough of them to fill you the ranks of your own military because that few of them want anything to do with it.
	That is a terrible sign.
	And that's the sign of decline.
	That is a sign of a nation, of a city, of whatever, of an institution in decay, in entropy.
	It's on the way out.
	This is what the Romans did this, tried to bolster their problems with, oh, we'll just let anybody in.
	Lowering standards and just letting, you know, it's not good.
	It's not a good sign.
	This isn't a good development.
	And why would they want to?
	Why would they want to?
	There's so many reasons, and they want to say, oh, it's because of all of the sex scandals.
	That's what it is.
	And it's because of the vaccine issue.
	Yeah, some of it.
	Some of it probably.
	But there's a bit of reputation that's been developing for a number of years now that it sucks.
	And you treat people horribly.
	And it's become a woke nightmare factory.
	And you're trying to change the culture into the opposite of the kinds of things that, you know, men and women and people like that want to do.
	They want to be warriors and join a warrior institution.
	And you're turning it into a political correctness factory.
	Somebody says the tab button?
	Nope, that ain't it either.
	Try again, Daddy.
	We don't know.
	We don't know what it is.
	You know?
	That's...
	That The target demographic they're trying to please.
	See, and I don't care if you don't like it.
	This is how it is.
	There's a certain people that join the military and want to be combat troops and so on.
	That's just how it is.
	And if you want people to fill those positions, you need to target and appeal to them to want to join you.
	What you're doing is pandering to a woke mob, to the Times, to the zeitgeist of everything has to be fake and gay.
	And those people that you're trying to please are never going to join the military.
	They are never going to have anything to do with it.
	So you're not getting the people.
	You're alienating the people that would want it and chasing after the people that don't want anything to do with it.
	You have a recruiting crisis.
	You've had a nutrition problem.
	One they've been covering up for years that now is becoming painfully obvious to everyone.
	Just another sign of the times.
	Our munition stockpile gone.
	We gave all of our weapons away, fired it all into the abyss, yet another quagmire war that's only meant to wage, you know, make money.
	It's a war for profit.
	It's a giant bloodbath laundromat.
	Everybody's cleaning money over there.
	It's an event.
	It's a whole event.
	It's not real in the sense that there's like real back and forth.
	It's all totally.
	They're milking it for everything it's worth.
	And hundreds of thousands, millions of people are going to die in the process of this.
	And this isn't a new thing.
	This isn't something that is new.
	This is something that they always do.
	This is a product of the system.
	This is how it works.
	Do you remember Iraq and Syria and Libya and Somalia and Afghanistan?
	And we've been running around just all the time.
	And now all of a sudden, oh my God, war!
	We have to sacrifice our own blood and treasure and money.
	We're sending people off to go die in this place, which is illegal.
	You're being a war tourist.
	I think I've talked about this before.
	It's not really an ethical or illegal thing to do in a lot of sense.
	And we're encouraging it.
	And acting like all of a sudden, oh, my God, how can someone just invade a country?
	Well, we've been doing it for 20 years, and nobody had a problem then.
	So I feel like you're a little disingenuous about this.
	This whole outrage.
	We must protect Ukraine like drug addicts.
	Are you a drug addict?
	Why are they so obsessed with it?
	You know?
	Well, we know.
	A lot of people know why.
	And it's that easy.
	You just put it on the television.
	Just make everybody, this is what you care about now.
	And it's proof the system can make you care about whatever it wants.
	You can believe, that's how you know people are brainwashed.
	They can believe simultaneously opposing things and it doesn't phase them.
	They can be pro-war in the, you know, yeah, defend the Russians from Ukraine.
	And at the same time, be like, how dare we bomb Syria?
	Like, what?
	None of it makes sense.
	Especially the last couple of years.
	And they've just proven that, like, hey, watch, I can just jingle my keys and these idiots will do anything.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And they're trying to, like, destroy any, anything that rhymes with the idea of, you know, strong men saying no.
	It seems to be the ultimate fear across the land is a bunch of strong guys being like, nope, we're not doing this.
	Fuck you.
	Anything that even drifts that way is viewed with suspicion and fear, and oh, it's toxic masculine.
	Now you've got James Cameron, the director of Terminator, you know, says that testosterone is a toxin.
	Toxic masculinity, you know, that's what it is.
	I always think of testosterone as a toxin that you have to slowly work out of your system, he said.
	Hey, guy, testosterone built civilization, okay?
	It conquered wild animals.
	It braved the ocean, the unknown.
	It climbed mountains.
	It did, you know, that competitive, that, you know, that's pretty critical.
	It's definitely not a toxin.
	It's been keeping us alive as a civilization, as a people for quite a long time.
	So what are you suggesting?
	We all just, oh, yes.
	Yet another celebrity, another Hollywood personnel people don't talk about very often.
	Do you know the average man's testosterone level now is about 40% lower than it was in 1980?
	That's a lot.
	That's a lot.
	Coincidentally, we also have entire generations of really depressed, soft guys that just want to blow their brains out and give up and all this kind of thing.
	And you've got, you know, it's not good.
	Not this time.
	It's not a good thing.
	Did it mute again?
	I don't know.
	Jesus Christ.
	I got to keep an eye on this.
	It did mute again.
	How?
	How does it...
	Is there something on the I don't know.
	I don't know what to tell you guys.
	This is weird.
	Anyway, it's like there's a mission and there's a plan and there's an instinct to really beat up on men and traditional masculinity and that kind of, and it's all just viewed with suspicion and derision and like it's a bad, bad thing.
	Do you really imagine like a feminized, agreeable, kind of like buck-broken society is going to resist any kind of bad people?
	This is alarming.
	And it's not just him.
	There's an attitude of this.
	On top of that, you've got, I'm sure, not any different Canada.
	Canada.
	It happened again.
	How is this happening?
	Oh, I know.
	No, I'm not.
	Something I'm doing with the money.
	I don't know.
	This is weird.
	I don't know how to solve this problem.
	I'll have to just hold.
	I need to hire somebody to just click this on.
	Just sit here.
	Morgan, just sit here and do nothing.
	Well, that's basically what she is doing.
	She's calling me every time.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I don't know what's going on.
	Keep losing my place here.
	Hopefully, this is almost over, sir.
	We're almost done.
	80% of anti-government domestic terror cases just so happen to be investigating right-wing people.
	Mega terrorists and Republicans.
	80% of it just so happens to be that way.
	The government are, you know, they're using the security state now to crush political opposition.
	As creepy as it is to think about and consider the communist manifesto, it's undeniable what's changing and the trends and things that it's changing into.
	So they'll say you have an extreme opinion or you're crazy or something because people are making comparisons to communist China, Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, all this kind of stuff.
	Is it the control button?
	It is the control button.
	Carl Stenbeck figured it out.
	I must have just so ever just did it.
	There we fuck.
	Cheers to you, Carl.
	You did it.
	You actually did it.
	That's another mystery solved.
	I almost said one there for a second, but I lost it.
	I got to finish this.
	Completely forgot what I was talking about.
	I got so excited with the mute button.
	Carl does need to be promoted.
	The hell was I talking about?
	He's the king of technology.
	I'm waiting for somebody.
	Somebody remembers what I was saying.
	No more.
	No more of this.
	Praise Carl.
	Yes, Carl is the hero of the evening.
	Carl!
	Someone tell me.
	I honestly, I don't remember.
	I was talking about something, and I lost it.
	Something about something.
	Somebody remember.
	I swear to God.
	No one remembers.
	No one's even listening.
	Everyone, you're all just hammered out of your minds.
	Comments manifesto.
	Thank you.
	Fuck.
	I had to go to entropy.
	Always reliable entropy.
	Entropystream.live slash raging dissonant.
	That's the good one.
	That's the one we like.
	Right?
	It's undeniable of what's happening.
	The trends at least.
	And you can argue over people are doing it on purpose, if it's some kind of centralized plan.
	Is it just human instincts?
	Is this what happens when people get out of control with power?
	They just generally trend towards doing this kind of behavior.
	I don't know, and I don't care, and it doesn't matter.
	Because the results are the same.
	And when it's not unreasonable, and it's not ridiculous and crazy, it's when your government starts doing alarming things that it didn't normally used to do.
	It's like starting a drug addiction.
	You're like, hey, I'm going to try some heroin today.
	Just a little tiny bit.
	I'm going to try out a painkiller for a while and see what happens.
	Like, this is not going to end well.
	There's no reason to do this.
	Like, you're starting to do alarming things that set up a trend, a pattern of behavior that many times, unfortunately, people have been writing stuff down for a long time.
	So, you know, we have a record.
	When people start doing these kinds of things and saying the things that you're saying, you know, and dressing a certain way, not literally, but you know what I mean?
	The signs are there that, hey, you're drifting into authoritarian, you know, communist craziness.
	You want to control information.
	You're trying to centralize the production of food.
	These are written down right in there.
	It's like, here's basically how you enslave everyone.
	This is what you need to do.
	You've got to control the information.
	You've got to censor your political opposition.
	You've got to outlaw them.
	You've got to control the means of production, food especially.
	You need to disarm the citizens and make them afraid of some kind of outside enemy.
	Done.
	Done.
	What are they going to do?
	They can't even talk to each other.
	Information's controlled.
	What are they going to do?
	Go on strike?
	We'll starve them to death.
	We have all the food.
	What are they going to do?
	They're disarmed.
	They're fucked.
	They have to do whatever we tell them to do.
	They're completely controlled.
	So, you know, I'm just saying, it's alarming.
	And when you have a government that's run by the kinds of people that like to trample people with horses and lie about it and, you know, fund illegal wars and lie about it and get caught in scandal after scandal and lie about it.
	When those people start saying, hey, I'm going to take out a loan from the power bank.
	How much will that be, sir?
	Oh, all of it, please.
	I would like all of the social capital.
	I would like to essentially...
	I want to get as much power as I can be as close as I can.
	Can I do that?
	Is that enough power?
	I really think I need it.
	Well, to keep you safe, of course.
	Listen, if I don't have extreme ultimate power over your very being, you'll never be safe.
	You need me to be safe.
	Don't you want to be safe?
	I know you want to be safe.
	Or else something bad might happen.
	And a society full of dumbed-down, you know, everybody's on drugs.
	Everybody's miserable.
	Everybody's distracted.
	Everybody's numbed out.
	Everybody's, it's all, it's just, again, is it on purpose?
	Is it a plan?
	Is it just criminals taking advantage of a sick system?
	I don't know.
	Doesn't matter because it's happening.
	How'd the wolf get into the pasture?
	And how is it eating the sheep?
	I don't know, but it is.
	We should do something about that.
	Worry about that shit later.
	Can argue about it later all day long.
	How did the wolf get in here?
	What's going on?
	Doesn't matter.
	Let's save the farm first.
	Then we'll discuss who sabotaged everything.
	Because we're not doing good.
	We're not doing great, kid.
	It's a sick world.
	And we're being exploited more than any time in history.
	And in a time like this, everyone is being instructed to fight each other and focus on anything else but that.
	Look anywhere else but right here.
	Don't look up ever.
	Just look at your feet.
	Blame your neighbor.
	Be mad at this person.
	Orange man, bad.
	Putin man, bad.
	Russian man, bad.
	There's always a new thing to be worried about and focus on.
	Don't pay any attention to your declining standard of living.
	Don't pay any attention to the fact that you have to work harder and longer for less than ever in history in the Western world anyway.
	And as the prospects and options for your future prosperity just dwindle and go down the tube, pay no attention to any of that.
	That's just your imagination.
	Here's some celebrity nonsense to look at.
	Those people telling you that it's all bullshit, don't listen to them.
	They're far-right extreme.
	They're Nazis.
	Yeah, the super villains we put on TV all the time.
	They're that.
	Get them.
	Get them.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	They've all turned us against each other.
	For what?
	Over what?
	It's so easy.
	the TV can just do that to you.
	Thank you.
	The amount of control they have over people is wild.
	They'll just believe anything.
	And they seem to be getting away with quite a lot.
	So yeah, I find it concerning when those are the people that are asking for all kinds of power, all kinds of amendments, all kinds of changes, all kinds of access to you, your life, your friends, your family, your finances, your future, your very dreams itself.
	They want to start putting implants in your...
	Yeah, sign me up for that.
	Let's put a chip in my fucking brain.
	I'll be like a cyborg.
	It'll be so cool.
	Oh, yeah.
	Nothing could go wrong there.
	It's a whole other crazy world of madness.
	I mean, it's just in general.
	I could go on and on about all these different specific things that are happening, but it's the same theme.
	It is the centralization of power.
	There is a group of assholes, whatever you want to call them, all over the book.
	And they're taking everything.
	They're just going to take it.
	Well, they got nothing else to do.
	It's like a predator.
	It just eats.
	It's just what it does.
	We're not trending in a direction of like things are getting better.
	Everything's just, it's like you can feel, you can almost feel the noose tightening.
	Even people that don't pay any attention are starting to feel nervous and uneasy, right?
	And the thing with it, you know, they're doing the gun ban as well.
	The scary part about that, they're acting like, again, these people are ineffective.
	Their lobbyists are ineffective because they don't have the courage to talk about what the real reason is private firearm ownership is important in a free society.
	The reason, the number one reason that no one will admit or say out loud, even though we all know it's true, is to protect yourselves, is to protect people's private property, their person, their life, their livelihood from threats, including the state, which is arguably the greatest threat.
	Because, I mean, gangsters and people robbing your house and so on, that's one thing, right?
	That's a problem that can be dealt with.
	But what do you do when the government is the gangster and the robber and the criminal?
	What do you do?
	You're just a victim now.
	So is it surprising that this apparatus is like, hey, disarm yourselves so I can exploit you more?
	The old saying is that they would take people's guns away because they're afraid that you'll want to shoot them for what they want to do next.
	There is no logical argument for this.
	There's no data or stats to support that this is going to do anything at all to curb violence or make anything safer.
	Not an iota, nothing, nothing at all.
	It's just simply and always been about the centralization of power, and the government wants a monopoly on violence in case it wants to use it.
	It knows it can hurt you and you can't hurt it back.
	That's very scary.
	It's very scary when people want to pursue that idea.
	I think only I should have all the guns.
	Oh, yeah?
	Well, you've done such a good job already.
	Why not you?
	I trust you.
	I trust you.
	You wouldn't lie to me, you crazy old scallywag.
	You crazy old scallywag.
	Now, I got to get out of here in a second, but there's one thing left.
	And I'm not sure what it is.
	We had a mystery, but Carl solved it.
	Carl solved the mystery before we even had him.
	What an asshole.
	Now everyone should be mad at Carl.
	Damn you, Carl.
	See, things happen faster.
	You flip-flop.
	One minute, you're a hero.
	The next minute, everyone's pissed.
	You ruined the mystery.
	You got to be careful.
	The super chancellor not, hey, you could end up co-creating an invisible country that ends up, you know, being discussed in the American.
	This.
	This son of a bitch.
	Get a good look.
	Get a good look at him.
	This was brought up numerous times.
	Numerous times at the highest levels of discussion about the nation's future.
	I'm not making this up.
	Philip was mentioned numerous times to the commissioner, to the witnesses, the lawyers, and all this.
	That needed to be discussed in real fucking life.
	We now live in a world where that happened and it can never be undone.
	That's the country.
	It's a dark comedy.
	I don't know what to think about it.
	I don't know.
	I feel like I could do the, but I've done that one so many times already.
	I need a good one.
	Somebody give me a good one.
	How does Philip feel, though?
	He's happy that I'm back.
	Come on.
	Somebody's got to have something.
	Some weekends and Tuesday says Cease's agent is hitting a remote mute button.
	Oh, good God, you guys.
	The depravity of some of these.
	Well, redacted to Redacted's Twitter profile when he's supposed to be monitoring us redacted.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's a lot to keep track.
	It's a lot to keep track of.
	It's very serious.
	It's totally worth the money.
	It's not $10 million.
	They haven't spent tens of millions of dollars monitoring me and you guys and doing wiretaps and following people around.
	It's all going to pay off someday.
	I know it.
	Any minute now.
	We'll find Osama.
	It's got to be somewhere.
	Muted for all time's sake.
	I know, I know.
	It's just, now I know, though.
	So really, Carl, it's a wash.
	You did ruin the mystery, but you didn't.
	You know, we are free of the mute button problem.
	So that's good.
	All in all, so no one praised Carl, but no one hate him either.
	Carl's doing okay.
	One for one isn't bad.
	It's a tough crowd.
	It's a tough crowd.
	Let me make sure I didn't miss anything.
	There you go.
	Three hours.
	That was fast.
	Hey?
	It does.
	Time flies when you're having fun, when you're reminiscing about jail and the destruction of civilization and all that nonsense.
	It does.
	It really does fly.
	But I just, I don't feel right about it.
	There's got to be.
	Something must have happened.
	What am I missing?
	Hmm.
	Should we ban Carl?
	We're not going to ban Carl.
	That's too crazy.
	You got two months to make up.
	I know, but I can't do it all in one night.
	Chief Dogma says, hey, Philip.
	Good night, Banana.
	It is very banana republicish.
	Everyone keeps saying muted.
	It's not nice.
	I'm traumatized, and I don't know if it's muted or not.
	I don't know.
	You could be telling the truth.
	You could be lying to me.
	Because he knows.
	Philip knows all about it.
	Damn it.
	Come on, Brain.
	I got something in there.
	It's got to be.
	If not, I'm just going to have to run away.
	Just going to have to end it.
	know.
	You guys are fucked.
	Mystery ruiner.
	I know, Carl.
	Well, we're just going to have to do it another time because I got nothing.
	I got nothing.
	Just eat the salad and die.
	Just fucking die.
	We hate you.
	Drink your dishwater.
	Drink your fucking dishwater.
	And shut up and go to sleep on your metal bed.
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody's ever kid.
	What a mess.
	What a mess.
	Yeah, Zelensky's got all of our money.
	So I guess the last, this is my first life.
	Well, I did live stream the inquiry, I suppose.
	That was my last performance.
	And I didn't want to let anybody down, that's all.
	So I'm glad.
	Glad that, you know, you guys were happy with it.
	And they tried to ambush me, you know.
	You got five days and you're in jail and you're in solitary confinement and you've got to show up.
	I was like, Morgan, send my suit.
	I was ready for war.
	I was ready to go.
	And, you know, it worked out.
	It worked out.
	It's all right.
	It's all right out there.
	You know.
	And, you know, I appreciate it.
	I appreciate everything you guys did for me and for Morgan supporting her and my family and everything.
	It was overwhelming.
	It was good.
	It was good to sit down and come home finally and finish the, you know, we're back.
	We're back in business now.
	And, you know, from the bottom of my heart, I thank you guys so much for everything you've done and continue to do.
	And you guys setting up the ungovernable is this the 17th?
	It's 12 hours, and the whole team showing up to try and raise some money for me.
	And I appreciate that, guys.
	You know, you feel like you can do anything when you've got all these wonderful people behind you, rooting for you, helping you out, and looking out for you.
	It makes it easier.
	It makes it easier to deal with.
	thank you guys very much and uh yeah This is just what we got to do.
	You can't let them break your spirit because that's what it's all about.
	That's the fifth generational warfare experience.
	They're trying to own you.
	Own your soul, own your mind, own your spirit.
	And then they can bend you and point you and push you in whatever direction they want to.
	Because you're buck broken.
	You're just like, whatever.
	You're beaten.
	You put your head down.
	You just accepted it.
	That's the goal.
	That's the goal.
	If you can get enough people that way, then you can make them do anything.
	You know, you have endless, just consume our products forever.
	Just sit there and be our suckers and be our victims.
	Maximum dollars.
	Yeah, that's what we want.
	But the two worlds can't really, you know, they can't coexist forever.
	You can't have this parallel dimension where everybody wants to live one way and is okay with this and a whole bunch of other people, because there's a lot, are saying absolutely not.
	And they've been trying really hard, really hard to whittle down and break that spirit and break the voices of people that want to oppose anything, oppose the status quo, or even just even just be an uncontrolled element.
	The idea of a free people, a people that just, hey, they just manage themselves and we don't have any control over them.
	That's scary to them.
	They don't like that.
	So they try to break people and don't let them do it.
	Because then you're not you anymore.
	You belong to it.
	You belong to the machine.
	You're a slave to your whatever it is.
	Your addictions, your drugs, the products, the sports ball, you're addicted to porn, whatever it is, you're in a different world of just running through being a unit, a sellable unit, somewhere on the Amazon shopping chain, somewhere on the Google blockchain, your consumer number, whatever.
	You're like that thing from WALL-E.
	You're just lost and you don't have a...
	He's very right.
	Men especially, women too, but men especially, they need a mission.
	You need a reason to get up in the morning.
	You have to have something, some goal, some mountain to climb, metaphorically, some animal to hunt.
	You have to have something.
	And now we have nothing.
	So many people have nothing.
	And it's just, they're trying to fill that void of meaninglessness with temporary distractions and drugs and food.
	And, you know, just consuming things, just to kill the emptiness inside, knowing that, you know, this sucks.
	We're being taken advantage of.
	Don't worry.
	We got football and cheese.
	Okay.
	Well, you know, but there's only one way to go through it.
	And, you know, you go through it with your friends, one foot at a time.
	Forward.
	You can't go backwards.
	And you stop and take an E. You get comfortable, you die.
	You got to always keep moving forward and keep pushing forward and keep getting up every day, grinding away and doing what you can to fight because that is your resistance in itself against all of this.
	The fact that you don't give in and give up internally, you continue.
	You refuse to surrender.
	You refuse to get on the truck.
	And you're going to keep trying and going every day because every day that you're still here going for it and trying to make things better and trying to improve yourself or help your friends, your neighbors, whatever, just trying to clean up whatever little corner of the zoo that you can, that is an act of defiance in itself, where you can think for yourself and make your own choices and live your life the way that you want to, not the way that this fucked up, twisted society of narcissism and control wants you to.
	And if you had a whole pile of people doing that and working together and looking out for each other, and then you bring back the values, the things that we used to care about, you make them important again.
	You make human connection important again.
	You make talking about things that are uncomfortable and finding out what the truth is, no matter what it is and dealing with it together.
	You make that normal again.
	And eventually, we'll get the leaders and the people in charge of the decisions that we deserve.
	Because right now we don't deserve it.
	We have a society of apathetic people that have sat around just fine, you know, just fine with everything.
	Fine and content to look at the lights and take the pills and whatever.
	So is it any wonder that the thieves have made off of everything?
	Did anyone object?
	Not really, right?
	But we can't really hold them accountable because we don't even hold ourselves accountable.
	I mean, what are we, you know?
	We've got to fix ourselves and then, you know, help each other, rebuild our sense of community, and stop this crazy nut.
	You know, they're just fight each other.
	It's, you know, ants in a jar.
	They make more money that way.
	Otherwise, we're never going to fix anything.
	And until that happens, these people will continue to take advantage of everyone.
	Because it's easy.
	They'd easy to just divide you and make you hate each other.
	We could just cancel Disney Plus.
	Oh!
	Well then, you know.
	Well then, you know.
	So if we have higher standards for ourselves, we can demand higher standards of the people that lead us and represent us.
	And as a society, as a nation, as a people, as a country, or whatever, if we're all really trying to hold ourselves and each other to higher standards and believing in things and doing things the right way again and saying, I'm going to say, no, this isn't fucking okay.
	I'm not going to stand here and watch this.
	Why can't we be that people again?
	Why can't we?
	There's no reason we can't do that.
	That starts happening in bigger and bigger and bigger numbers.
	It'll be forced to adjust.
	What are you going to do?
	They need to get elected still, right?
	I wish I could have had a mystery for you, but I don't.
	But anyway, it's been an honor and a privilege.
	I'm happy to be back.
	I missed all you guys, and it certainly didn't shy me away from wanting to do this at all, if that was the idea.
	If that's what anybody, is that what you thought?
	Did anyone really think that?
	I don't know.
	I've got so many.
	I can't read them all, guys.
	There's so many.
	The usual suspects.
	I went through them all on the way in.
	I'm sorry!
	I'm a nation and a million faces for the...
	It's all designed to keep people against each other and alone and isolated and depressed.
	And it's such a powerful thing that look how many people are still here, you know, you guys amazing clinging on and hanging on to this, you know, each other and the idea that, you know, you're not on your own and there's lots of friends out there and, You know, H together strong, you know.
	Lots more.
	I'm going to.
	We're doing this again.
	Forever.
	Forever!
	Phil!
	It'll never end!
	A million rage casts!
	A million bazillion pavilion!
	In the shadows.
	I'm looking forward to going back and trying to find all those mutant parts and cut them out.
	I may have to.
	I'm going to have to upload it again.
	Again.
	Spotify pod me in all those places.
	It's everywhere.
	Wherever one of those people find it if you like it.
	Ragingdeciment.com.
	All of my social media links.
	All the things in the substack as well.
	I'm going to start trying to publish some stuff on there at least once a week.
	On the weekends, probably.
	If you want to go support me there, I appreciate it.
	If you like the new graphics, make some new graphics.
	I like it.
	I like it.
	I like the whole thing.
	Thanks again, guys.
	Thanks for being here.
	I appreciate it.
	What?
	I can't talk.
	I can't do math.
	I can't talk.
	Just eat the salad and die.
	Just eat the salad inside.
	We're rising up.
	This is how we're on.
	I'll see you again next time, Friday.
	Usual time, 8 p.m.
	Eastern.
	No more blurry.
	Blurry camera.
	Hey, Scott's James.
	Poppets, 600 torrents.
	Just to stop, and I'll see you next time.
	We're back in business.
	Thanks, Phil.
	We found a magic static.
	Call me a fanatic.
	It's our world.
	Thank you, never heaven.
	This is how we rise.
	It's our resistance.
	You can't resist us.
	We'll be right back.
	I figured it was.
	I don't remember pressing the button, Phil, but it doesn't surprise me that it was you.
	You're trying to get my attention for what?
	I don't care, man.
	We've been over the- I don't- I don't know.
	I don't wanna know.
	I told- I- I'm not for the euthanasia.
	I don't think we should just be killing people.
	No, that wasn't the point.
	You thought I'd get into it.
	That's Colbert's job.
	He wants to eat the souls.
	A business idea.
	So you're going, your plan is to just physical trip PT.
	You're just going to PT people to death.
	You're going to PT their souls out, collect them in some kind of supernatural net you seem to design, and feed them to Colbert.
	To enhance the power of what?
	I'm afraid to ask.
	I don't...
	This is way worse than the version I had.
	They've got ankle chains on.
	They can't run that way.
	This is just physical torture.
	You're drowning people in a lake?
	How is this helping anyone die creatively with Philip's physical training assisted death program?
	So people have come to this deranged summer camp to be tortured to death for what reason exactly?
	For the privilege?
	Well, I mean, it's more disturbing that.
	Yeah, it is ominous.
	Mixed to this music, it's very unsettling what you're showing me.
	It's dark.
	It's twisted, to be honest with you.
	I'm not going to be hiring you to do this.
	No.
	This is not anyone's idea of fun, Phil.
	Enough.
	Enough, turn it off.
	I'm sick.
	I'm glad to see you haven't changed.
	Good.

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