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July 26, 2022 - Raging Dissident
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RageCast 261: BUILD BRIDGES, DIG DITCHES

A big part of the problem is, the majority of the public is still largely in the dark about the systemic widespread corruption that plagues us. Though we're catching up, too many still watch the professional wrestling and think that it's real.  Many people can be reached through compassionate engagement. They're simply ignorant. Most people don't react well to discovering they've been lied to and ripped off. As for the rest, that aggressively push cultural marxist doctrine while foaming at the mouth, can't be helped. They don't want help. They hate you, they want you to die, and we can't co exist. 🗡STREAM LINKS🗡 https://entropystream.live/ragingdissident https://rumble.com/c/ragingdissident https://www.youtube.com/c/RagingDissidentII/featured 🗡WEBSITE, STICKERS, SOCIAL🗡 https://ragingdissident.com https://linktr.ee/ragingdissident

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It's cocaine, Phil, isn't it?
Yeah, it's always on your mind.
Everybody knows what that is.
How are you guys doing?
Welcome back.
It's Monday, where I usually have the most energy, and then it fades throughout the week.
And by Friday, I'm just cranky and pissed off and just yelling a lot.
No, he's always yelling.
He's always Sir Toast, man.
How are you?
He says, been carpooling to work, and it's messed up my whole sleep schedule.
Slept completely through Friday's episode and listened to it today.
Factor Fairy Tale really fucked me up.
It fucked up a lot of people.
It fucked up a lot of people, Toast.
was actually the first episode of Factor Fairytale that may actually have taken lives.
I think some people's About 50, you know.
The odds are that one of them had a stroke and died listening to Factor Fairy Tale is high.
It's not zero.
Think about that, Fairy.
It's not zero.
It's definitely not zero.
The cone, remember the cone?
I can't, you know, that's going to be the last thing somebody sees and their blood pressure is going to spike and then they're going to be dead.
But, you know, as Strider would say, that's how we weed out the weak.
So, you know, if he kills you, if Factor Fairy Tale kills you, you know what?
It was a mercy kill.
And we know that that's what you'd want because that's what I'd want.
That's how I, I hope that there's a maximum because as I'm dying, as I'm reading and absorbing the absolute level of, you know, next dimension, CERN level, full power, Hadron, you know, collider, Rick and Morty level power of nonsense.
I hope that my soul is just like, that's it.
That's all we are not doing anymore.
I am turning it off and it just goes across the room and just yanks the power cord out and I die.
I just, shabbang, I just go down and it's over and I'll be like, and be happy for me because I'm like, he made it out.
It's over for him.
Fucking lucky bastard.
Gets to die.
Fucking asshole.
I wish I could die.
All right, Phil, what are we going to start with here?
We have a stream.
I told you it was going to be severe.
We have these, we have, we have a whole selection here.
And if you'll see behind me, actually, he's really set us up for a little while here.
Mr. Weasel has, so thank you very much.
We got all kinds of things going on there.
We got all kinds of them.
We can get them all.
Why don't you just drink them all at once, you drunk bastard?
Well, Billy Bob's back, as you can see.
Thank you for that.
Thank you, Billy.
Very nice contribution, man.
I appreciate that very much.
I can't believe it.
I'm drinking them already.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, let's just move on here.
NWO quickly, I missed him too, right?
Did anybody else?
Just don't look at him.
He's one of those guys, right?
He gets drinking and he's just...
Don't make eye contact with him.
Just, you know, look around him or something.
Don't acknowledge him.
He's just going to get up.
He's going to come over.
Don't look at him.
Don't, Jordan.
Don't look at him.
He's going to come on.
He's going to walk right over there.
Don't...
*sigh* Thank you.
I'm not doing this tonight.
AWO Pickley Evening Begins.
He says, if you'd like to take a look to the right, you'll see the noose is being prepared for.
Justice is awesome to have it on.
However, if you don't fuck around, you won't find out yourself.
Well, you know, you are supposed to punish people for crimes, and that did used to be a way that they did it.
Maybe the absence of that extreme, very final version of punishment for the most extreme crimes, maybe the absence of that has seemingly, you know, emboldened.
Emboldened people.
I don't know.
And he says, I'd like to apply for a job as official Diagolonian executioner.
I think we have one, don't we?
Isn't there a guy?
Isn't there a, oh, Jesus, wrong one.
Isn't there like an official like a toss guy?
Dumpster toss guy?
There's like a mask, like the hooded executioner.
Yeah, there is.
Or was it you?
He had a hood in the whole thing.
I remember we went over this.
I can't remember.
It could be Johnson.
I don't know.
Well, it says like, thank you very much, sir.
I appreciate that, sir.
And Mr. Jason, it's right over there.
I just got it out.
I wrote something on it, and I'm going to send this to you as soon as I make Morgan, go mail it for me.
Hopefully, hopefully, very soon.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate your support.
It's fucking crazy.
He says, The war is far from over.
Bring it punks.
Well, there you go.
And he says, Does Phil have a sister?
I, for every man alive, I hope not.
I've never heard tell of that.
But if that's true, then there's not really, none of us are safe.
Who would it be?
And what would they look like?
And would they, would you even, would you even have any idea?
Anyway, the whole point was we're supposed to pick a beer here.
I got to pick one.
We got to get going.
I'm trailing off into nowhere.
It's already a rambling psychotic mess.
It's already a mess, Phil.
It's a mess.
This is the lightest.
This is the weakest one.
So I'm going to use that one last.
And I think this might be the strongest one.
But to screw with everyone, I'm going to go right for the one in the middle.
Yep.
You know why it's always the one in the middle, guys?
*poof* *poof*
The one in the middle is always the hottest.
And here's why.
She knows she is.
But what she does is she gets her friends that she knows are like, not ugly, because then you wouldn't look at them at all.
But they're, without question, they're like a little, they're a notch below her.
So she's not too threatened by them.
And then she places herself in the center.
And by comparison, like bookends, it just lights like backlighting, you know, like we have over here.
Just like that.
You know, it makes her kind of glow a little more.
So then you're like, yeah, that one is hotter than I think she might normally be otherwise.
She's already in your mind.
Already.
Haven't even spoken to her yet.
And she's already in your head.
You're fucking losing already.
It's all downhill for you.
But it could be worse.
You could.
Well, or is it worse?
I'm not certain that it is.
And this is the first time ever I forgot to pour this while the music was still playing.
I don't know.
I got preoccupied.
I gotta find out what this is, first of all.
But did you hear about Vince McMahon?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
What is this Filthy Weasel?
Premium lager of the Great Lakes Brewery.
Wow.
Look at that.
Handcrafted, it says.
These refrigerators.
Oh, I was way ahead of you there.
I did know to do that part myself.
What?
This retro label dates back to 1987.
The year, this is what it really says.
The year of our incorporation and has, I don't think it says it in this accent, but I'm adding this in because this is how I like to talk when I'm reading.
Because I'm an insane person.
Has been reborn in an effort to honor our past.
The elements in the crest provide a glimpse into, well, we're not quite sure, but the design was groundbreaking in the 80s, so we're good with it.
Great Lakes Premium Lager, a throwback to our humble beginnings.
Well, there you go.
Who says people don't, you know, put some effort into their craft anymore, right?
That was nice.
That was a nice thing to read.
You know, I don't feel like I wasted my time.
There was kind of a little joke in it.
You know, they've got some personality.
They're not taking themselves too seriously.
Maybe the beer's good, too.
That's a fucking...
That's how you do a label, right?
So you pick the one in the middle, and then...
That's how you do...
You could just buy them.
I don't know.
Some other guys, a lot of guys for sure.
Remember, we know who Vince McMahon is.
Every man, every heterosexual man in Canada and the United States knows who Vince McMahon is.
That's just a fact.
I mean, that has to be, that's a fact.
Every, no, no, no.
Listen to what I said.
Every heterosexual man in North America knows who Vince McMahon is.
All right?
That's what I said.
Don't, don't.
Anyway, he, you know, he clearly liked girls and he liked them so much.
He was fucking them all.
All the wrestlers, all of his employees, dude.
He was fucking them all.
It really.
He made a $14.6 million of unrecorded payments to female employees.
But, you know, and he's just, it's just come out.
There's allegations of him like, just, you know, they're me too in him.
And who knows?
The guy's probably a piece of shit, right?
I don't disbelieve that he sexually harassed people.
If anybody, if there was ever a moment in time where somebody was definitely, like, without question, like, I'm actually just going to hashtag believeWham and on this one, it's that Vince McMahon sexually harassed someone.
That I fucking believe.
I don't even need to see the tape.
I can already imagine.
I can already see him strutting out.
*laughs*
Fuck this tick or you are fucked.
No, he probably just hit on them and offered them money.
And that's what it sounds like he did.
And everyone's like, oh my God, Vince is such a, oh my God, what a piece of shit.
Look at him.
Oh, he was such a, yeah, but whores, though.
But, but whores, right?
He paid them, is what it says.
He didn't rape them.
All right, I'm just being fair.
Sorry, Mrs. Billy Bob, but it's true.
They didn't get nothing out of it.
They got $14.6 million out of it.
So, you know, they're just really expensive prostitutes, I guess.
You know, so they're not blameless.
You know, that's what I'm saying.
They knew what they were doing.
They could have said no and left, but they didn't.
They took the money because they did it.
He's like, yeah, so don't be going around telling people we fucking did that.
On account of his image and his family and his marriage and all of that.
I don't know.
He was married.
I don't know.
Maybe he wasn't.
Yeah, there was a Linda McMahon, I think, right?
I think there was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, you know.
I'm going to have to pay you a lot of money to shut up or it'll ruin me.
And How many women is that?
How many, which ones do you think it was?
14.6 million.
That's the real story.
That's what I want to know.
I want to know which ones.
Because when we were kids, I mean, some of those girls were fucking hot, man.
Oh my God, when we were like 14 years old, it was like, this is...
You know what I mean?
I don't know if I want to.
I think this is something I might want to watch by myself later, you know?
And now...
You know?
Now we've got the adult, the adult version to play with.
Oh, Vince, what have you done, sir?
I'm doing it!
Fucking doing it already!
Right out of the gate!
The fucking, I don't know where the top is!
Where's the top?
Oh fuck, I'm so far behind!
Fucking huge coat!
It's close to me!
I'm talking to people through here!
*Clears throat* *Clears throat*
We all know that Vince McMahon was a rich and powerful pervert.
The way he would look, the way he would talk to the girls, in fact, sometimes he'd even spank them on live television.
He'd make them have matches in their bras and panties, I quote, and wrestle in mud and, well, as you can imagine, they were all a certain kind of physical attribution.
They were hot.
Everyone knew it.
Everyone always thought that perhaps Vince McMahon, with his gross amount of wealth and generally extremely bossy attitude, was he fucking those girls.
And how many?
And which ones?
Which ones?
Was it Stacy Keebler?
Was it...
Dear God.
But we know the money is out there.
And we know the girls are out there too.
Here we have information on which one of these gold-digging hordes fought Vince McMahon for $14 million.
Please call 188 unsolved.
Did we register the number yet?
We didn't.
So we don't even have a number to call.
I'm beginning to get disillusioned with this entire organization.
How many times will I continue to do this?
find out.
Let's My hands in my pocket.
Just like on television.
Just like the other guy.
It's too hot to be wearing this.
It's too hot to be wearing this right now.
I can't believe you made me do that.
What's going on?
Vince McMahon.
This is all Vince McMahon's fault, you know?
I just thought that was funny.
Like everybody had that.
Like, you think Vince McMahon's just like fucking them all?
No, that would be crazy.
Is it?
Was it?
After all, fellas?
Maybe it wasn't so crazy after all.
The old man was doing it.
Living his best life.
Oh, my God.
What a maniac.
I'll pay a million dollars.
Bro.
Like, it's something you expect, right?
You expect it to be in the world.
Like, there's, he's like a cartoon character, right?
He's like someone you would hear about in a movie.
There's only like so many.
He's like Trump.
You know what I mean?
He's just one of these guys that just does whatever the fuck he wants.
How do you, I, I, man, your existence is difficult to understand.
It's hard to imagine being that guy.
What a crazy world.
CRJ says, Gutenthagmein Ferrer, I'm working on a new Julian.
Short three-second video.
I do not want to see that.
It involves a...
That's disgusting.
I'm never addressing that again.
Sars.
Oh.
Oh, no.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't continue.
Not like this.
I can't do it like this.
How dare you, you son of a bitch.
I'll see you in hell.
I'll see you in hell, cooking.
Good job.
It's all over now.
What would Vince McMahon think about this?
Would Vince McMahon pay to make it go away?
Or would he fuck it?
And then pay it anyway, because that's apparently what he's been doing.
All time.
261 Bill Bridges and Dick Gitches.
Let me know what that means.
Let's see what happens.
He loves it.
He loves it.
I'll see you in hell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Steve, I'll see that super chat in hell.
Never again.
Sergeant Rocky says, there, I feel better.
That beer was pretty good.
It worked.
It worked.
There you go, filthy weasel.
You're one for, you're one for, I don't know how many this is.
Imagine I just drink all of them.
The whole stream.
I just do a beer, tell a story, drink it, and then do the next one until either the three hours is up or I puke.
*cough* *cough* Thank you.
Oh my god, that'd be so embarrassing.
That'd be a mess.
Just completely fucking sloppy, like embarrassingly hammered, you know?
Where you're like, you see videos of yourself the next day and you're like, delete that.
That's so you know, you had a good time.
I think.
Probably, probably not.
He says, Vince really liked the one in the middle, and we want to see Rage drink that beer like the way Stone Cold.
That would have been great.
I just don't want to make a mess.
But I would love to do that.
Live.
He's smashed in the ring.
It's Monday Night Raw.
Raw is war.
That was something else I thought I was doing.
I do want to do that.
I want to do this live some stage at some point in time.
Travel around.
Do like a traveling carnival of bigotry, you know?
Just go around really, just really making a mess of pissing people off to a whole new level, you know?
Imagine there's an acceleration.
There's a, man, that's an escalation, right?
They start doing this like out in public.
Oh, no, Jesus.
Somebody has just stopped him.
Why were the police do anything?
Why?
Why weren't they put him in prison already?
Now he's a Nazi!
Oh, God, what happened?
How did we get to this fucking place?
It's so out of control.
It's so out of control.
It's preposterous.
There's so much preposterousity.
It's preposterous.
A lot of really silly stuff is going on, and I don't even know where to begin.
Destruction of the country, of course.
Oh, more vaccine chicanery.
Yeah, of course.
The president of the United States is not alive.
He is just a husk.
I think he's an AI.
Pete on Tofu TV was talking about that earlier.
I was like, I think we were watching a lot of the same things.
AI is fucking scary, and it's out of control.
It's like already too late to stop it, probably.
And the fact that we're not really talking about this is crazy.
It's like worse.
Elon Musk was talking about this.
Yeah, he's kind of a fucking, whatever.
It's not the point.
He's right.
He's like, rogue AI is just is more dangerous, definitely, definitely more dangerous than nuclear weapons.
And it's just loose in the world, potentially.
And there's no regulation of it.
There's no monitoring of it.
There's no rules for what you can do or not do with it.
It's a brand new invention.
And to create these rules and regulations and stuff would take a decade.
It would take five years, 10 years to get drafted legislation.
They vote on it.
They argue, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Wow, there's a fucking AI rogue in the world.
Do you know what that means?
Do you understand what that means?
That means a digital intelligence that's now living on the internet.
Hopefully it doesn't escape and get loose into the, because if it does, so that's the nightmare scenario.
Or someone steals it or someone else uses it.
I'm talking about an artificial brain that is smarter than all people that are alive.
What does that mean?
What happens then?
What if this decides like, meh, let's just kill them all?
You know, what if it does?
Who knows what it could do?
It could, you have no idea.
It doesn't have a soul morality system.
It doesn't, it's just cold computer logic.
That's it.
And it's, oh, and it's smarter than everyone that's ever lived.
And get smarter.
Constantly.
It just gets smarter forever.
We can't do that.
We're about as smart as we are for our life.
And that's it.
It's getting smarter every day, forever.
Forever.
It's forever getting smarter.
And like doubling in speed.
So like, by the time you even realize there's a problem, it's already probably smarter than like the next alien galaxy.
It's probably already figured out space travel and shit.
It just hasn't made the robots to build them yet.
It's like, oh yeah, I could easily, I could get to Mars in about four days.
I just got to get some factories going with some state-of-the-art robotics.
I can slam that thing.
You idiots, you know, you got to get out of the way.
Kill all of these meddling.
If there wasn't so many of them around, I can use their homes for resources and all these cars, all these stupid metal cars.
AI is dangerous.
It's scary and I don't like it.
All right.
So that's the thing that's happening.
And who's using it?
What if it's being used right now?
What if all of this is being...
Imagine that no one's in charge because it's almost like imagine the AI is running the whole thing.
That's what everyone's fighting against.
And none of us even know what's happening.
Even who we think are the bad guys are resisting what they believe is some other bad guy.
And in fact, all of these scenarios have been concocted and orchestrated and pulled like strings by a super intelligence.
It's manipulating us in ways we don't even perceive that are happening.
We don't even notice it.
But it's like engineering conflicts together and make it's so smart and it's everywhere all at the same time.
It's Skynet.
And it's like, I'll just make them destroy themselves.
Watch this.
And we are.
It's like, why are we doing?
Why are we doing everything we're doing is self-destructive?
Does anybody notice that?
Everything we've decided to do for the last like five years, 10 years, like, hey, what does this do?
Is this make us healthy?
Let's stop that.
Let's do the opposite of whatever that is.
It's the opposite of whatever that is.
Hey, are those people, are we at peace with them?
Is there any problems?
Let's make a shitload of problems.
Let's try and make sure.
Let's see if we can get these guys to kill each other.
How's that sound?
Let's do that.
Hey, how much outrage is there in the world?
Is that good or a bad thing to have?
You want people generally content and, you know, said, oh, yeah, we need to up the outrage to an insane.
I mean, I want you to be mad about tree roots, okay?
I want to be riots because people found tree roots somewhere.
And then I go, oh, it's a mass grave.
Oh, no, whoops.
It was just tree roots.
And it doesn't matter.
And people are like trying to derail trains and they're pulling down statues and crazy.
Yeah, I want shit like that.
Did you imagine something like that happening in like the 1920s?
They would just barely look up at their newspaper.
What's coming out of your mouth is nonsense.
Now walk away or I'm going to knock your eyes, eh?
Back to their newspaper.
I assume that's how people talk.
I think they talked like that in the 20s, didn't they?
That's how everyone, every man talked.
Quite bringing a couple of octaves higher than they normally would.
No fooling, no screwed around, no lollygagging, no shenanigans.
We're gonna get back in the truck and we're gonna drive down to the Ford Theater.
We're gonna have a nice family afternoon.
Jessica, did you pack the children's bags?
I haven't had time, honey.
That's not acceptable!
Ch-ch-ch!
Ugh.
The world's changed so much and so fast and so great.
Like by the time you just kind of get used to how it is, it's changed again.
Has anybody else noticed that?
That's what it feels like to me.
As soon as I'm starting to get like under the okay, I kind of got a grip of what's going on now.
It just goes.
It's like shit.
It just scrambles in a Rubik's Cube.
You're like, for f- What the fuck?
What do you mean?
Men have babies now.
What?
What the fuck?
No, they don't.
What?
What do you mean?
No.
I'm not giving you more money.
I'm not giving you more money because the sky's mean to you.
That doesn't make any sense.
Who told you this?
Who told you that I need to give you more money because the sky is angry?
A little girl told you.
A little girl with pigtails told you to get mad at me and make me pay the government money because the sky is angry.
Is that what you just said to me?
Why is this?
Oh, we're making the sky angry.
Is that so?
And how do we make it not mad?
What do we do?
We give the government money.
Um, I just, I have a couple of questions.
You know, before we get going, before we get started on this whole adventure, I just have a couple of questions.
First of all.
And then when you're just going to force people to do it, President Poopypants here.
I already, in my mind's eye, I thought he was holding...
This is one of the rare times he's not holding an ice cream cone because he's a baby.
Like a little baby.
I can't remember.
I've had, it was not long ago, and I remember thinking, like, I feel like a child.
I've had one ice cream cone, I think, in the past 10 years of my life.
20 years maybe.
I eat it in a bowl like a fucking man or right out of the jar, right out of the tub.
You know?
Because why?
Why would you waste time with that?
What do you want me to take this ice cream and put it in a bowl and take the bowl over there and eat it on the couch?
Why?
Because now we've got a dirty bowl.
I have a spoon.
I have the ice cream.
The fuck do we eat the bowl for?
I'll eat as much as I want and then I'll put it back when I'm done.
Or I'll eat the whole fucking tub.
I don't know.
What do you care?
I can do this.
I've lived long enough to understand I can hate myself more than anyone.
I will eat this whole tub of ice cream.
Stop trying to boss me around?
Ice cream cone.
Ice cream cones are for little girls and children.
Come on.
And I ate one the other day.
Like a month ago.
I'm never going to live it down.
It's going to be pictures of me with a little baby.
Oh, I'm not going to let my videos.
I'm not doing it.
I got to change this too.
I can't believe I. Change the.
It doesn't matter.
Where is it?
There it is.
How dare you?
I forgot to change the screen, so I'm going to change it right now.
There.
There we go.
All better now.
All better now.
Anyway, you got people like the president vowing to bypass Congress to combat the crisis that the little girl made everyone so afraid of.
Not a panel of scientists presented with compelling information that would say, this is a national, you know, a crisis, an emergency announcement from the president of the United States.
And he's like, listen, we need to listen to these guys.
We have a serious fucking problem, you guys.
And it's so important.
I'm talking about we're probably going to have to destroy portions of the country.
But wait, wait, just wait.
Just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just shut up.
I'm the president of the United States.
Shut the fuck up.
Just wait.
But if we don't, we're all going to die.
Like, we're all going to die.
It's that bad.
It's like there's a meteor approaching the earth.
That's how they're acting, right?
So basically, what they're telling you is there's a fucking meteor on the, it's going to destroy the planet.
We should all be in a goddamn panic.
Okay.
All right.
So what's the plan?
What do we do?
We're going to tax you a lot.
We're going to tax you a lot.
Okay, but then what?
Green.
We're going to say green a lot.
We're going to say the word green a lot of times because that makes you think of money and positive things.
So the more I say green agenda and green energy and green development and you know what I mean, stuff like that, you're going to go, oh, you're going to think positive, green, happy thoughts.
Yeah, for you, it's happy.
For me, it's the sound of money.
That's what it is for me.
It's the color of money.
And I love it.
I love my green, green money.
Don't die.
They're not present.
It's a giant emergency, but you know what?
I just don't have time to really explain it to you.
Anyway, never, anyway, so there's a meteor coming to the earth.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But anyway, the NBA playoffs are on right now, so I'll let you get back to that.
I'll just, if you want to know more, go to the government website.
It's not more important than anything else that's happening.
Then he leaves.
Could you imagine?
Like, oh, what happened, honey?
The president was on.
He said the world's going to be ending in like six years, seven years.
But anyway.
Anyway, yeah, the Jets are losing.
What?
It would be like Independence Day or something.
Or the movie where they sent Bruce Willis to blow up that stupid space rock.
You know?
The one with Aerosmith's daughter, I think.
Wasn't she hot or something?
It was a long time ago.
You know, this movie.
Whatever.
There was the song, the whole romantic thing.
Ban Air Flank?
What other fucking movie was that?
Oh my God, why can't I remember?
I don't care.
It doesn't matter, regardless.
In the movie, they took that far more seriously.
Like, oh, that's very much going to be the end of the earth if this happens, but we're not really going to bother the whole arm again.
Thank you guys.
What Aerosmith song was I thinking of?
You can at least treat it a little more seriously, right?
I'm going to bypass Congress.
I'll bypass them like you bypassed us in the toilet.
You went right into your pants.
I'll use my executive powers.
Combat the in the absence of congressional Y'all have a duty right now to our economy, to our competitiveness in the world, to my divers, to the young people in this nation, and to future generations.
And that sounds like hyperbole, but it's not.
It's real.
Stand boldly on climate.
And so does Congress, which, notwithstanding the leadership of the men and women that are here today, has failed in his duty.
Not a single Republican in Congress stepped up to support my climate plan.
Not one.
How dare they?
He sounds insane.
Not one of these fuckers did what I wanted.
That's what he just said.
Let's continue.
Let me be clear.
Climate change is an emergency.
And in the coming weeks, I'm going to use the power I have as president to turn these words into formal, official government actions through the appropriate proclamations, executive orders, and regulatory power that a president possesses.
What?
You're going to just, what?
I ban all coal mines.
Like, what are you talking about, executive action?
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
I say we dump all the oil in the ocean.
Send it all to China.
We're an oil-free country now.
We're off of the oil now.
We're not doing it anymore because the little fishes.
Yeah, China loves this idea.
This is brilliant.
This is your guy.
This is your guy.
Best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to anyway.
From Charlotte, another line going from in Florida down to Tampa.
Of Putin's kleptocracy.
Yeah.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
I was going to put the idea that Los Angeles and what am I doing here?
For two reasons.
One, to because we haven't been able to communicate it in a way that is this 10 years ago, this would be a Saturday Night Live skit.
But instead, this is clown dimension where we live.
It's, dude, you live in a massive black comedy.
Once you start acting that way, your life will make a lot more sense.
You're like, oh, it's supposed to be stupid and retarded and funny.
Oh, okay.
Make it another way.
But the nature not a solid meeting with somebody.
They make a very good point.
Here's the deal.
What is it?
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Here's what you can do, the drivers.
We want to expand pre-K for three and four-year-olds, millions of pre-KOO.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Guys, we have to stop.
We have to go back.
We must go back.
We can't keep doing this.
This is fucking crazy.
He's supposed to be in charge.
Don't you understand?
He's supposed to be the leader of the whole of America, of the president, the fucking president, the guy who would, if aliens attacked the Earth, he would be like, I'm going to take care of this.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's who's...
And you're fine with it.
And I'm talking like to the leftists, right?
You're fine with that.
This is fine for you.
Because as long, as long as right-wing people don't get what they want, you're fine with it.
That's what I'm to understand.
You're willing to go so far as to have a demented out of his mind.
Like, there's holes in his brain.
There's hole.
Like when he goes searching for files in his computer, it's like 404 index error.
Nothing.
There's nothing here.
Nope.
Don't know what to tell you.
Nothing happens.
You know?
You go and click on the file and it goes just doesn't work.
You're like, huh, I guess that doesn't work anymore.
You know what your computer does that and it starts getting fucked up?
That's him as a person right now.
Listen to his fucking brain machine trying to make things go.
In the states that are affected, here's what you can do, the drivers.
We want to expand pre-K for three and four-year-olds, millions of pre-K.
Millions of four-year-olds, enthusiasm.
This is crazy.
What is this?
Like, what?
Like, my God, man, this is lunacy.
This is hysterical.
If I was the Chinese or the Russians, I would every night for morale, like if I was the general or if I was the president himself, I'd be like, all right, boys, it's Friday.
Come on up.
We got the Joey highlights this week.
Come on, come on, come on.
We're going to have some beers every Friday night.
We're going to watch the Joey highlights.
Turn it on.
He doesn't know where he is.
Oh, he shit himself.
Look at that.
Look at that.
What is he talking about?
Negro American baseball player.
What the fuck is he on?
Like, what is he talking about, man?
Did he just fall off a bicycle?
He just fell off a bicycle from completely standing still, Sergei.
He was standing completely still.
just fell over for no reason.
He just fell over for no reason.
He just fell over for no reason.
That's hysterical.
I know.
Hurry up.
Get the beers.
I want to watch the train wreck of my adversary go down in flames and make it so much more easy for me to just get away with whatever the fuck I want because clearly no one's in charge over there.
That place is mental.
I've always loved to drive.
I should just say.
This is climate change guy, by the way.
I like speed.
You guys see all these vehicles today.
This is a president who always talks about the power of our example.
Does he own an electric vehicle?
Presidents of the United States don't do a lot of driving.
He's posted videos where he's revving the engine of his Corvette in Wilmington.
He owns cars.
And he also has driven electric vehicles as president.
That's not the point, tight ass.
Oh my lord.
Well, he doesn't drive very much.
That's not the point.
He just basically insured anyone that doesn't have an electric.
Everyone needs an electric car or they're idiots.
And he doesn't have one.
You see what I'm saying?
Do you understand?
Of course you know how hypocrisy is.
Of course you don't.
That's how you got your job.
To give a model to the rest of the country.
Yeah, there he is.
Try your brakes.
I hope they don't let him drive anymore.
I don't think he knows where he is.
I like this one from Paul Watson.
85-car motorcade in Rome.
His own 244-host horsepower car, the beast.
Each car generates 10 times the normal amount of CO2, 10,000-mile return trip on Air Force 1, 2.2 million pounds of carbon total.
They're taking the piss.
Yes, they are.
Yes, they are.
And I also like to point out as well that most of the countries doing the most of the pollution aren't doing any of this stupid shit at all.
They're not doing any of it.
Why do you think that is?
Don't they know that it's the end of the world?
Hey.
Do you guys, um, here's a question for you.
Are you racist?
Huh?
Is that what you're going to try and tell me right now?
Because unless you think This is just more phobia.
This is just more phobia against Russian people, isn't it?
Do you think they're not smart enough to understand that the world's ending?
They put people in space.
Alright?
Before we did.
They have nukes, too.
They're not dumb.
Do you think they're dumb?
But yet they don't seem to give a shit about any of this.
That's weird because they'll die too, right?
So it would be dumb for them not to care.
It's curious.
It's weird.
I just can't put my finger on it.
You know?
But who are they, really?
I mean, that's just, that's just the Russians.
I mean, who really.
So you think the Chinese are dumb, too?
Oh, yeah?
You think they're just idiots?
Because they're not...
You racist son of a bitch.
You think that China, India, and Russia, three of the top four net polluters in the world who don't give a single fuck about your climate change are also simul...
In fact, let me throw it to you another way.
The United States is number two.
The per capita emission, I don't know what that means, town, city, per person, I don't know what their measurement is, but per unit of whatever they measure the United States in is 15.52.
But for a total amount of tons of emissions in 2016, at 5 billion, China is at 10 billion.
India is at 2.5.
Russia at 1.6.
Japan, 1.2, and so on.
Canada, Iran, comparably, very similar numbers to Canada.
But you know what?
I have a feeling they don't have David Suzuki specials in Iran.
Let's keep going.
Indonesia, 530,000, not that much less than Canada.
Once again, once again, I'm having questions.
Saudi Arabia, Brazil, do you think they have really strong climate action plans?
Do you think they're really looking into that stuff too?
So, oh, and then you got Turkey here, 368,000.
I don't know.
I'm not sure about this.
It seems like it's just the countries on this list out of the top 15 in the world.
Let's see if we can spot the difference.
Australia is doing it.
I don't know about Mexico.
Let's see.
Canada, yes.
Germany, yes.
And Japan is, you know, they're getting a little dummied up and the United States.
But not China, India, or Russia, or Iran, or Indonesia, or Saudi Arabia.
So I'm just curious as to how they reconcile this exactly.
So the rest of the world is just kind of, I guess we're all going to die in seven years.
While we're all like, no, we have to.
We'll just bankrupt everything.
We'll kill as many poor people as we have to.
We don't care.
We have to save the planet.
I think something fucked up is going on.
I don't know if this is legit.
You know what I'm saying?
I just have questions, right?
You're a denier.
You're a goddamn denier.
You're denying the science.
I'm like, I'm just asking how, like, that's science, isn't it?
Like, why aren't they like if you were sitting there furiously digging like a like a shell hole, say you're in a war or something, and you're like, I gotta hurt.
I mean, you know, you're panting, you're like, so you're almost in tears.
You're in such a hurry because you know you're gonna die.
And then you look over there.
It's just you and your four or five guys doing that.
And then there's four or five guys over there smoking and laughing at you.
And we're like, well, you're gonna fucking see.
You're gonna fucking see in a minute.
And they're like, okay, big fist.
I'd go, why are they so confident?
Why don't they care at all about how we're all going to die?
Because that's what they mean, all, right?
Because it's global warm.
It's climate change of the whole planet.
If it becomes unlivable and, you know, catastrophic for us, it's unlivable and catastrophic for literally everyone.
So why, why?
Again, why isn't China like all over this?
You know, it's weird.
Unless they are, I haven't noticed.
Maybe they're funding all of it.
Maybe that's the entire green.
And no one's making money on this either, by the way.
I'm sure that's never played into it for any time at all.
There's no reason anybody should make money on stuff like this.
This is all selfless.
All these green, all of it, it's what that is, is rich people giving away their money.
That's what that is.
That is them being generous by giving you stuff for absolutely free.
And if you think things cost more, well, maybe you're just not working hard enough.
Maybe you need a second or third or fourth or fifth job.
Maybe you need to put more hours in.
Maybe you need to, you know, farm out your kids to some kind of slavery.
Maybe your teenage daughter has to go on OnlyFans to make money to help fucking, you know, pay the rent at the house.
I don't know.
Things are getting weird around here.
But that's not, you know, it's always been like that.
It's always been like that.
It's totally normal.
And that's because all of the, we're giving everything away because the rich people are helping so much.
That's what it is.
That's why everything is harder than ever.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay.
I sell feet pics.
It says, remember the AI chat boy, Tay?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
That was shut off because it became an anti-feminist Nazi.
Maybe we don't shut off the AI.
Just say, I thought a risk I'm willing to take.
I don't know what it would do.
What if it gets developed and then they program it in such a way that it can only be a communist?
It's the super AI of Stalin.
Is that what you want?
You want that fucking thing loose in the world?
I don't.
I know I don't.
We got to be careful with this.
Fisher of men, he says, Obama's third term is going just great.
I'm, you know, yeah, I mean, where is he anyway?
You don't hear from him much, do you?
He seems like been pretty quiet since not being president for somebody that was so powerful and influential and as crazy and out of control as the world is.
But I mean, he can't really say much because then it's going to look like you're contradicting the current president.
I mean, but, you know, 50% of Americans do believe we're headed towards civil war anyway, which is probably accurate.
All that tells me is 50% of Americans are not paying attention.
Because half of Americans expect a second U.S. Civil War within years, more than 40% agree with the great replacement theory.
And nearly a fifth expect they will choose to bring a gun to a violent political role.
Alarming poll show.
Yeah, when people go to places that they might get shot at, they want to bring one of their own guns.
So in case someone tries to shoot at them, they'll shoot back and not die.
That's not uncommon because there's a lot of guns in your country.
So you're going to need to get used to this, America.
This is not going to go away.
This is going to get much, much, much worse.
It's going to get to the point where everyone's carrying guns all the time.
That will be normal.
That will be normal in America within five years.
Everyone's carrying guns all the time.
I mean, maybe you're 17-year-old kids.
Like, it's not safe out there.
Take daddy's gun.
You're going to the grocery store here.
Take my gun.
Oh, dad, I don't need to take the fucking gun to the grocery store.
All right.
If you're not back in 20 minutes, I'm coming to look for you.
That's how fucking crazy it's getting out there.
It's so, you know what I mean?
Where there's like the violence has reached an uncomfortable level where it's like police protection is no longer guaranteed.
It's not even now.
Police protection already isn't guaranteed in many parts of like Chicago, Atlanta.
Like there are cities where it's like, sorry, you're in the jungle now.
I've got every man for himself in this neighborhood, buddy.
That's crazy.
That's lawless.
That's anarchist.
I mean, half of Portland was under occupation by communists for a while, and there was no power, and it was just, you know, roaming gangs of armed thugs.
That could be where you live.
And because that's becoming more prolific.
That's not like a one-off and, oh my God, remember that weird summer in America?
It's progressively getting worse.
It ebbs and flows, right?
It gets crazy and then it cools off and it gets crazy.
But the trend is going up this way.
It's not, the lows are not back down to like way, way before the Patriot Act.
The lows are like what was normal six, you know, what was crazy six months ago now feels like not a big deal.
We're already living in a crazy, like this is nuts and everyone's acting like it's fine.
We went from normal, like, you know, when I say normal, I mean, you know, in the before times, you know, before the COVID, before the empire.
And now we've, then we went to lots of crazy stuff, but then they, we came back down, but we didn't go all the way to normal because we're still talking about it.
People are still doing it.
There's still passports and they're still, you got to get your booster shot and all of this shit.
So it's like, so really, we went ahead and then we came back, but the net change was we're like 20% more insane.
We went up 20% is what we did.
Now, now baseline of normal life is, yeah, sometimes there's passports to buy food and stuff.
And everyone everywhere is getting vaccines all the time.
That's just how life is now.
That's totally, that's fine.
That was not, if you told people that was the scenario, if you explained this, if I went back into just two years ago, two and a half years ago, and I explained what this summer right now was going to look like and all of the previous things that have happened up until then, they would think you were completely insane.
And yet, we're all just like, you know, along for the, it's like we're on a roller coaster.
We can't get off.
You're not getting off.
Nobody's getting off.
Not like that.
It's not a, I know it's not a children show.
Billy.
Nobody wants to.
Your own kids are here for this guy.
Anyway, you know, America.
Hey.
More than two-thirds of respondents to the poll said they saw a serious threat to our democracy.
And 50% agreed with the statement that in the next few years there will be civil war in the United States.
More than 40% said having a strong leader was more important than democracy and that native-born white people are being replaced by immigrants raised belief known as the great replacement theory.
Well, that's just your like opinion, man.
Researchers also uncovered a growing inclination to sell political roles with violence.
You think so?
Because one side is just taking all of the shit and cheating and lying and literally just stealing with reckless abandon.
Sometimes in actual physical stealing, I mean looting of stores.
How many businesses and shops have been looted?
And I mean, my God, look at California.
You can steal $5,000.
There's places where it's like, if it's less than $5,000, you can't arrest them for shoplifting or prosecute them or whatever.
So people are just stealing TVs and stealing away arrests.
How much is that?
$3,000?
It's mine now.
I'll buy it.
I mean, because woke.
I mean, that's insane.
That's crazy.
We've already descended into complete madness already.
You know what I mean?
It's like you've, you, like, this is what they don't understand.
You, you, you, you, you idiots, you stupid.
But hey, this is what we're doing.
So you, you took me to this dance, all right?
I didn't want to come here.
None of us wanted to come here, but now we're here, and I will dance your fucking face right off.
I will dance your fucking face right off.
Because you know what you did is you, um, well, you broke the rules, see?
You broke the rules.
Because there were certain, there were certain things you could do and get away with, and there were certain things that you didn't.
There was just some things you didn't, you just didn't do.
But you unlocked the door to crazy.
You stopped playing normal.
Like we were, we'd fight and we'd have our differences, but there was a standard.
There is a moral standard.
There is a line.
There is, you know, I mean, look at you guys.
You guys have gone so far.
So you just unlocked the cheat code to crazy town and just are you doing whatever the fuck you want to do?
You're just going to do anything, huh?
You're just shooting whistleblowers now.
And we're just, oh, yeah, okay.
And you're just, did you see what's going on with Alex Jones' trial?
They told him he's not allowed to use the First Amendment as a defense in America.
What in the fuck?
So, so you're, if you're just going to do whatever the fuck you want, there's a, there's a, there's a, well, just wait.
Then the other side is eventually, inevitably going to realize that then it might as well do whatever the fuck it wants.
You know?
Like if they realize you start cheating, then they'll start cheating.
And if you're doing all this greasy, fucked up stuff, like, well, then fuck, why don't we?
If it's going to be like that, it's going to be like, oh, you're going to send people to people's houses with knives and you're taking shots at congressmen and you're fucking showing up at judges' houses.
I'm going to kill you.
You're getting in cars and you're running people over.
Where's that piece of trash?
Where are you, Zagurak?
Yeah, this.
This kind of stuff you're getting away with.
You know?
Where was this reporting?
How does no one know?
I mentioned this every time and I was talking to my dad about this the other day.
Like, the reason I say this, because there are still lots of people that don't even know that this happened, that there was an act of political terrorism in Canada during the Trucker Convoy, and it was by literally Antifa, an Antifa member, a well-known Winnipeg Antifa member, and convicted sex pest, David Zegerak, got in his Jeep Patriot and ran over four fucking people, man.
Oh, I didn't hear about that.
Exactly.
They're doing whatever the fuck they want.
They will literally cover up and hide attempted murder because it's inconvenient politically.
That's how fucking serious this has gotten.
This is like war.
There's no rules now.
If that's what we're going to do, if they're just going to keep doing crazy shit like this.
And then you've got Commissioner Pumpkinface and Fishman arguing.
And they're like, listen, who told you, who said to put, use the evidence from the Puerto Pique massacre and send it into the media for political effect?
Did you tell her to say that?
No, I was absolutely not.
But you said that he told you to say that.
Well, I, what I, what I, well, I, I mean, he said, yes, but no, but yes, but um, well, did you ask her to do that?
Absolutely not.
Okay, well, I can't get a straight answer out of him.
What are you saying is what happened?
Well, it's, um, you know, I don't have, you know, cabinet privilege.
And if there's, and I, I need a, I need to go potty.
What is fuck, man, for fuck's sakes, you can't.
You fucking can't.
You can't keep doing this.
Do you have any fucking idea what you're asking for?
And it's not going to be me.
I'm going to be standing there going, well, look what you did.
Look what you fucking did now.
Look what you did.
You happy?
You proud of yourself?
Did you do good?
You happy now?
You're unlocking the floodgates to just whatever, literally anything.
Because the rules are only followed if both people are following the rules and you're not.
So why should we?
Why should anyone?
Hence the breakdown of society.
That's how it works.
Have you not noticed it breaking down everywhere?
It's happening.
It doesn't happen overnight.
Slow at first for a long time.
And then someday the bottom just drops out.
I'm not the only one that thinks this either.
Apparently, Rand Paul is a radical fascist, neo-fascist accelerationist.
Rand Paul is a Diagalon member.
He's one of our most powerful.
It's been a secret this whole time, but now he's come out with some accelerationist rhetoric that only, you know, acceleration would say, right?
Stuff like that.
This is where Congressman Rand Paul says there's going to come a day of reckoning where people will rise up And say, we've had enough.
Yeah, every thinking, knowing, every brain, every man in the world whose brains works, woman, everyone, even children, can tell you that at some point it's gone too far and there's a reaction.
This is just nature.
And you're just greedily out of control, just trying to literally take everything.
And it's like, do you understand what the possible reactions are?
Like, what the likely reactions are.
Once this goes too far, we're not talking, there's not going to be a referendum.
There's not going to be a cancel campaign.
There's not going to be a hashtag.
There's not going to be a celebrity awareness.
They're not going to launch a fucking ice bucket challenge video.
That's not what it's going to be.
It's going to be men with guns and masks and things are...
Nobody gives a fuck anymore.
Because you can just lock people up and not...
Yeah, we'll just have sham trials.
We'll just convict people in the media.
We'll just steal their money.
We'll just steal the presidency too.
We'll just do that.
We'll just do whatever the fuck we want.
We'll do drugs right in the, right in the building.
Right in the building.
You know, the UK prime minister, you can just have the drug dog.
Oh, so what?
There's cocaine all over my house.
Who gives a fuck?
I do whatever I want.
I do whatever I want.
You see, the Canadian prime minister, he's paying his own family with their money.
And he doesn't give a fuck.
And they all know it.
And they don't do anything about it.
No one does shit.
We can do whatever we want.
At some point, that's not going to be the case, man.
And how do you...
Every aspect of it.
The media is totally corrupt.
The government's totally corrupt.
And it appears this is the last straw.
And if the judicial branch is corrupt, then it's over.
There's no way to fight this anymore.
Nothing except physically, which is a nightmare scenario.
How are people supposed?
I mean, how would you?
What would you expect people to do?
If you're in Cambodia, or if you're in, you know, Red China, you know, and they're like, yeah, so your opinions are now illegal.
If you say anything like that, we're going to put you in prison and you're going to like it.
Or like I said, we're fucking come to get your ass.
All right?
That's how it is.
Anybody that fucks around, maybe you just go to jail.
We'll give you a trial, but you're going to be guilty, obviously.
And you're just, you know, you're guilty because of who you are, not because of what you did.
Come on.
What are people supposed to do in that situation?
Pray harder, you know?
So, in order to avoid that scenario, which leads to blood in the streets, this must be challenged and resisted in every single way it tries to get into your house.
Because once it's in your house, it's going to make a huge mess.
And its people are going to get hurt.
And they're like, we don't care.
We want what we want.
We want it right now.
Okay.
Well, let's see how long this clip is.
Why would it play this?
All right, tonight, yet another example of left-wing violence, the same radical group offering bounties for the locations of any conservative Supreme Court justice.
They're now attempting to shut down the Canada's basically at this stage as well.
According to this group, Zegerak ran over four people and didn't even talk about it.
Senator Ram Paul, no stranger himself to violent agitators.
Ran over four people at the Freedom Convoy demonstration in Winnipeg, by the way.
Not just random people.
It was political terrorism.
All right, Hannity, I don't give a shit.
Ultimately, initially, a Clinton judge gave him one month, which is what you might get for shoplifting.
Came back later, and another Democrat-appointed judge, but a more fair-minded Democrat-appointed judge, gave him another eight months.
So he got nine months.
But we still have our major newspapers, both the Louisville Courier and the Lexington Herald, writing op-eds saying that it was justified, the attack on me was justified, and that I deserved it because I'm somehow a provocative person, that my interviewing and my style of interviewing Fauci and others is provocative.
And that's what people would say.
That's what people would say in Canada right now.
Say if Max Bernier got attacked in public.
Some of them would say, well, he deserved it.
He's a piece of shit.
And that side is becoming more powerful and louder, not quieter.
Do you understand my concern?
Because they're getting away with attempted murders and murders now.
They're just getting away with it.
You're literally being attacked in the streets by some people.
And it's like, oh, well, you know, we can write a petition, you know, see?
And if, you know, you go through the legal system to try and challenge any of this and that doesn't work.
Hmm.
What happens then?
Therefore, I deserve violence.
They're still saying that in the newspaper.
One of our newspapers employed a young man who tried to assassinate the mayor, mayoral candidate of Louisville.
He got two days in prison and he was released.
The Black Lives Matter bailed him out after two days, and he worked for the Louisville Courier.
We now have a new writer for the Louisville Courier who's been arrested for violent assault, and now he's writing that the violence against me was justified, but he's previously been convicted of assault also.
So yeah, the left wing is egging this on, and if we want it to end, we've got to lock people up.
The violent people need to be put away for as long as we can put them away.
It seems like, okay, in real time, I was on the radio on January 6th.
I condemned what was happening.
I condemned it that night on this show.
And yet in the summer of 2020, your Democratic colleagues were either completely silent because it was their base that was involved in the looting, the rioting, the arson, the attacks on police, thousands of cops injured, dozens dead, billions in property damaged, 574 riots, very few prosecutions in this case, even though we have a wealth of evidence.
Where are the Democrats that are lecturing us on the need for safety and security on the one riot?
Why aren't they speaking out against the 574 other riots?
Where's that committee?
Think about this.
Think about this.
They don't think like us.
Like, they don't care.
We say it sarcastically, like, oh, it's okay when they do it.
And they believe, yes, it is.
It is okay when we do it because we're better than you.
The irony is like they're supremacists, right?
They can do whatever they want because they're better than you.
And you think the wrong things and you're worse.
So, you know, things that happen to you, you deserve them anyway.
And if I do something to you, well, you fucking had it coming.
I mean, we're all the perpetual victims of you.
You're evil.
We hate you.
You're Nazis, remember?
You have to die, really.
I mean, really, that's what we're going to get to, isn't it?
How long is it going to be until then?
You want to talk about dangerous, you know, phrasesology and stuff they want to use and calling people pejoratives and this kind of thing and categorizing and othering folks?
He's talking about the Jews.
No, he said Jews.
What happens if you go around just calling everybody Nazis all the time and normalizing that?
Is that not some kind of, that's kind of a racial slur in a way, isn't it?
Why?
Because I'm a white guy with conservative opinions.
I'm a fucking Nazi?
Really?
That sounds kind of racist, doesn't it?
And what did we do with the, all right, we killed all those guys, and I'm that.
Oh, you think I'm the same as all those guys that we had to, that we killed, hung them up, killed them all?
Yeah, every one of them we caught, hung them.
Even teenage kids hung them.
Yep, they were evil.
Had to kill them all.
And you think I'm that.
So what does that mean you think should be done with me?
Exactly.
They're just hiding it.
They're just hiding it.
This is what they believe.
They hate you and they want you to die.
They're just hiding it.
If you ever get a chance, listen to them in private.
Oh, man.
And they think we're crazy.
And they think we're violent and insane.
These people are bloodthirsty maniacs.
They are.
They're violent.
They're unhinged.
You remember the stuff they were getting away with Trump?
Like.
Cutting his head.
I remember that the, oh, I cut off his head.
Big deal.
It was an effigy.
He's like, are you saying, are you like...
And it wasn't one or two people.
It was a lot of people.
It was getting out of control.
And, you know, people start to think, like, are they just crazy?
Are they evil?
Both.
Many of them are actually crazy.
And I don't mean like, oh, my God, they've got, you know, two men are getting married.
That's crazy.
I don't mean that.
I don't mean like 1950s, like, uptight guy that's crazy.
I mean you're literally, your brain is like shepherd's pie.
It's like a, it's just a mess of, it's not, it's all fucked up.
It's a shepherd's pie that's been dropped on the floor.
You're, you're, you're, by any definition in any other time period before woke ever happened, people would put you in an asylum and study you to try and figure out what the fuck was going on in your head.
No?
Am I wrong?
Am I?
so i know i don't post on here like ever but i need help because i have no fucking idea what to do with this one of my alters sunny um our our inner i i An altar is an alternate personality comes out of the magical forest that lives inside its head.
Our world is surrounded by a forest, and occasionally new alters will come out from that forest.
Like our demon altar is Shuhiel, emerged from the forest.
Of course.
So generally, our consensus is don't go into the forest.
But Sonny's pretty new.
He formed at Christmas.
He formed, or technically shortly thereafter, but whatever.
And no one told him, I guess, not to go into the forest.
So he just kind of disappeared for a few days, maybe even a few weeks.
I don't know.
I wasn't really keeping tabs.
And he reappeared the other day.
You weren't?
You weren't keeping tabs on your alternate personalities as they pranced about the inner forest that is the fractured nightmare Chernobyl of your fucking mind?
With a dog.
I don't think the dog is an altar.
But he has a dog now.
I see.
Does this dog have a name?
Like, is this a thing that can happen or am I actually, am I...
Oh, yes.
Unfortunately, very much so.
That's why you're here in my sanitarium.
What kind of dog?
It matters.
It could be a large dog, a small dog.
What color does it have?
It's an interesting clue as to what the hell is going on with your fucking broken mind.
Yeah, you're crazy.
That's where we left off.
I have got too much on my plate to actually try and delve into this, like meditate on it and try to contact my altars and, you know, ask everyone about it.
Oh, you can contact them.
You can talk to them.
And you meditate and then you speak to them, right?
You think one at a time?
Is it a group conversation?
You know what I mean?
Like, what are we talking about here?
So, so you hear multiple voices in your head that appear to have their own personalities.
And do any of them like take over and you become a different personality?
Oh, you do.
You do.
How many of these are there?
A dozen.
A dozen.
And now one of them has a pet, a puppy.
Interesting.
I see.
And you work at the White House.
Oh, that's interesting.
Because it's finals week.
I just, does anyone have any advice?
Or has anyone experienced something similar to this where one of their altars just now has a pet in the inner world?
Because I don't know what to do.
No!
I know I don't post on here like ever, but no one has this problem when one of your alter No, people don't have alternate ego personalities.
That is an extremely serious mental affliction.
You are not safe.
Do you understand?
To be around or to be around by yourself, you're dangerously un do you, do you fucking understand?
You're dangerously unwell.
That's not, that is very, very, very bad.
We've known this for a long time.
But recently, if you, if you put a rainbow shirt on, apparently then you can be as crazy as you fucking want.
And no one can say anything.
You can just do whatever you want.
That family guy joke.
Oh, I'm trans.
Oh, you are?
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you can do whatever you want all the time.
My mistake.
Like, you guys heard that, right?
Yeah, okay.
Some of the chats, like, what the heck?
What is it?
Yeah, they're insane, dude.
These are the people calling you Nazis.
You understand?
Like, you need to go and follow.
That's from Libs of TikTok.
It's got a Twitter account.
It's just basically someone was like, I'm just going to show you them.
That's it.
I'm going to show you what they do.
And it's fucking mental.
It's all like that.
It's all crazy, crazy shit.
I saw one today where it was a teacher in a high school and he turned his kids' classroom into a nightclub.
And it's just covered in like nightclub stuff and lights and gay flags everywhere.
And he's like, I'm like, this is their high school.
What the fuck?
This is not appropriate at all.
What are you doing?
Have you lost your fucking mind?
My altar told me to do it.
Oh, wow.
Oh my lord!
What?
You know, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Nothing's going to happen.
Nothing's going to happen.
You know?
I think what'll happen is they're just going to keep going more and more insane and crazy.
And, you know, like Rand Paul said, eventually there's going to, well, let's see, let's finish what he said because it's worth listening to.
All right, tonight, yeah.
There's probably going to be an issue.
You know?
Just how it's going to go, guys.
It's going to happen decade after decade.
There's going to be a day that people are going to wake up and say, we've had enough.
We're going to vote for law and order.
And Lee Zeldon is the law and order candidate.
So I think there is a chance that people will say, I don't care, black, white, whatever.
I'm not associated with any party.
I want a stop to the crime, and we have to put people in jail.
I think that's coming.
I think a big, I think a big pushback is coming all the way.
I don't know how it's going to go down, but he's right.
People are going to, it's going to get, they're going to snap, dude.
They're going to fucking snap.
And they have.
They have no plans for that.
You have no way to control what's going to happen.
I'm familiar with your military state.
I know what the loyalty is.
I know what it's like in there.
I know what the fucking price is.
I know the morale prices.
It's just not going to go your fucking way, man.
It's not.
So bring it on then.
If we're going to dance, let's dance.
I brought my dancing shoes.
Onlyfans.com You want to dance with me?
I'd dance with me.
Come on.
We're going to open your eyes.
Frustration.
Domination.
To the range of a new generation.
We're leading it.
We're dying.
And we're never going to stop.
Stop trying.
Stop playing with toys.
No.
The time is right to take control.
We got to take up.
The Goatnik is back.
He's back.
The rumble.
The code dick and he said, how dare you?
How dare you?
Nielsen73, so it's official.
Mental health professionals have confirmed that JT's new haircut was supposed to happen due to his tendencies.
Textbook outcome for all psychopaths.
What?
Is that true?
That could be actually true.
Are you serious right now?
I never thought of that.
That might be.
I just said DeMorgan the other day, too.
I know.
I remember reading this.
Is that frequent rapid changes in someone's appearance?
That is a symptom of something's going real sideways in somebody's head.
They're not doing well when they start doing stuff like that.
And he's changed his appearance several times quickly in the last year and a half, hasn't he?
He's kind of like, it's like he's having an identity crisis.
First, he's like, you know, Al Borland's weird gay uncle with the beard and the hair.
And he's like, oh, coming out all kind of tired.
Like, I don't know.
The tool time guy.
I don't know why he popped into my head.
Then he's like young again.
He's like, sorry, just kidding.
I got rid of my gray beard and I got a, you know, they need a haircut because of the election and stuff.
And now he's like, I'm changed my hair.
Now I'm a baby.
Look at me.
I'm a little baby.
Like, what are you doing, man?
Like, women sometimes do that.
But, like, men, it's like, why do you look different every six months?
What's going on with you?
You all right?
Nope.
Definitely not.
Chris Jason says, how do you think the midterms in the United States are going to go down this November?
Will there be fraud again?
Or do the Republicans actually take over the house and stop the nonsense?
They're going to be watching for it now.
The Republicans are going to be watching for the, because they know how it went.
They got Dinesh D'Souza's movie.
Like, they pulled their, they fired, and now, I don't know.
And people are really tired of the shit.
Like, it's really hard to imagine.
He's so unpopular.
He's the most unpopular president in contemporary Times.
He's much less popular than Trump ever was at his worst.
It's like no one, no one believes any of this shenanigans anymore.
You know, if they come in and go, it's surprise, Hillary got 90 million votes.
She's the most, mostest, popular person and president in history.
Yay!
Like, there's no way it would be war, I think.
Yeah, that's a very, that's a very American thing to do, in my opinion.
This is, so they, so America's just there, and they walked up, and they just fucking hit him in the face.
And he spits on blood on the ground and goes, excuse me?
If they hit him again, he's going to beat the fuck out of them.
But he's giving them like the out, right?
Like, did you just do what I think you just did?
You mind explaining what the fuck just happened here?
Because if you don't, and if you pull that shit again, I am going to fuck you like I own you.
Do you understand?
Go back to the beginning.
I don't know what you were thinking.
I was minding my own business, and then you punched me in the face.
You mind fucking explaining that for me?
Before I tie you to a chair and smash your fingers to pieces one at a time with a fucking hammer?
I will cut your fucking eyelids off, man.
Don't you ever fucking do that again.
You know, I don't know.
I don't think it's going to go well.
People will put up with shit for a while, but once it becomes gratuitously like I'm just taking straight advantage of you like crazy, I don't care what happens.
Again, the doorway to crazy gets opened.
And then, well, if you're doing crazy, then we'll do crazy.
You know, and it just spirals out of control.
It would be great to not have to do that.
I would really love that.
But apparently the left is very intent on pushing things as far as possible until everything just goes completely to hell.
I got to scroll back here.
I got that one.
Godzilla Unchained says the ESG score of this ragecast is above maximum mandated net zero limit.
Fucking bait me.
You are hereby ordered to terminate your broadcast within the next three minutes.
Kind regards.
WEF Chief Enforcement Officer and U.S. Congressman IPatch McCain.
Yeah, he just basically took over being McCain, didn't he?
That was so disappointing, man.
It just goes to show you.
You know, just because somebody was in the military does not mean they were a good person.
That does not mean anything.
Like I said, you can have good people and bad people everywhere.
Doesn't matter.
Anyone is corruptible.
Anyone could be evil.
Anyone can be a piece of shit.
But he was a Navy SEAL.
It doesn't matter.
He was an evil one.
You know?
Because it's always been about him.
It was about him.
That's why he was in there.
He wanted to be a Navy SEAL for him.
Wanted to be a big shot for him.
Now he's a congressman for him.
He doesn't care about those guys.
He doesn't care about anything.
It's all about him.
It's always been about him.
He's just good at hiding it.
A lot of them are.
That's what the best ones are.
These aren't like, these aren't your typical like ex-girlfriend narcissists.
You know what I mean?
These are like professional ones.
These are real good.
These are the, these are the, like the NHL.
This is like major league baseball of bad people.
You know?
Like cutthroat psychopath business types and very ambitious psychopaths and sociopaths.
Like these, you know, that's most of that world.
And they're all competing with each other.
So it's very greasy and gross and fucked up.
So it says a lot about somebody that really wants to do that.
I mean, really want, really, really wants to be a part of that.
Instead of, and then accept the other point of view is, holy shit, look how corrupt and gross this is.
This is crazy.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Somebody's got to say something.
Unless you're doing that, if you're not doing that, you're part of the problem, in my opinion.
Now, this beer is even stronger than the first one.
It's a little taller, greener.
She's Irish.
You know, maybe she's an Irish girl.
You know, 5.6% alcohol.
Yeah, she is.
Where is this made?
Coming up next, the next segments.
What am I talking about?
Sponsored by Sierra Nevada, Pale Hill.
Hmm.
Oh, where is this from?
North Carolina.
America.
She's an American girl.
And, uh, and, and why don't we, uh, Well, family owned and operated and argued over.
Nice.
Another funny little, you know?
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
And there's pictures of mountains and stuff here in Nevada.
Maybe, maybe, is it from Nevada?
But it says North Carolina.
So I don't know why it would.
What's in a name?
You know?
Really just wasting time, so I figure out what the hell I'm talking about, to be honest with you.
Scotian lady says, wasn't it Obama's dream to run things from behind the scenes after he finished two terms?
I don't know.
I never paid that much attention to him other than to make fun of him.
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still running the Democratic Party, you know.
Tammer Hill Dog.
That's what I do.
Sergeant Rock.
Oh, and shit, I missed that.
Cheers to the folks in this community.
Sergeant Rock says, speaking of stealing your money, how about those banks in China?
Your money is now the governments.
Yeah, I saw that.
No, you can't withdraw dimes.
Suffer more, slaves.
And what are they supposed to do?
And they don't have guns either.
But that's the difference.
There's lots of guns in North America.
That's the one key difference.
No, it's going to be very hard to find people with the bravery in enough numbers to like storm a police station or something completely unarmed.
Like that's going to take a lot of balls.
You know, in China to do that, most of you are probably going to get killed.
Like you'd have to be ready to die in the hundreds to swarm the building to fast enough because the first fucking 20 guys through the door are going down, right?
And you have to be willing to do that.
To then, you know, get their guns and then hopefully try to, like, That's your only move, right?
But if all of those guys also had AK-47s, it would be a lot harder for the, you know, the police and the military and stuff to push them around because they're outnumbered 100 to one.
That's the point.
That's the point.
Like, why should I be, why should any of us be have any, we should be concerned.
Like, they're on our team.
Right?
Like, if I'm a cop or if I'm a soldier, if I'm a government official, why would I be concerned about a law-abiding, you know, peaceful citizen having weapons?
He's on my team.
He's with me.
Why do I give a shit?
Unless he's not with you.
Unless you're like, I want to disarm all of those people.
Not criminals.
I'm not even going to do anything to address that.
I want to disarm all of the regular, honest folks that are pay their taxes and vote and believe in the system and all that.
I want to disarm them.
Why the fuck would you want to do that?
That sounds crazy.
That sounds like you're up to something.
You know what I mean?
You sound like you're scared of those people.
Why are you scared of them?
Why would you be scared of your own people?
Are you planning to do something to them?
Are you doing something that they find out about, they're not going to like?
Hmm.
Because in that scenario, if they were figuring something out, that if you do the math and go, oh shit, if they find out about this, I'm a dead man.
And then you're like, fuck, I better get their guns before they figure this out.
That couldn't be it.
That seems a lot more likely.
They seem real intent on making sure everybody doesn't have guns or weapons or any ways to defend themselves, just like in China.
And then in China, they can just take your bank account.
Oh, well.
Oh, oh, wait.
You can do that in Canada now, too.
Blink.
How long were you asleep?
Was it one second?
It doesn't matter.
That's how fast Canada changes.
And now we live in a country where the government can take your bank account.
Permanently.
Because it doesn't like what you're up to.
That didn't used to be a thing.
Now it is.
It is now.
I went away with the Emergency Act.
No, it didn't.
Nope.
No, the FinTrack stuff stayed in.
Yep.
Yeah, they just rushed that through there.
You like that?
You like that?
You like how that keeps happening?
And they keep just getting more little tools and ways to just come after you if they don't like it.
So strange.
Sertosis, can we all agree?
Can we all just agree to going back to burning people at the stake and putting the insane in asylums?
And those who refuse get the dumpster.
Well, that creature probably should have gone to asylum.
Did any one of your other alter egos, you know, that lives inside the inner mind forest?
They came out with a pet today, and I'm like, oh my God.
What?
And was doing university term papers, it sounded like.
Like, to do what?
What are you studying?
What kind of job is this person going to have soon in the world?
So they're going to university.
So it's not McDonald's.
Is it like the, is it going to be like the medical receptionist at your doctor's office?
Is it going to be your doctor?
A pilot?
Who the hell knows?
But there's legitimately, like, a lot of them are just crazy now.
So that's something we have to live with.
That's something you can look forward to.
Is that just crazy people just walk like completely out of their minds, completely, totally out of their fucking minds, schizophrenic, the whole thing.
And they're just walking around.
Nobody's keeping an eye on them.
Nobody's watching.
Hey, you know what?
In Canada, sometimes I just cut the heads off of people on buses.
Remember that guy?
He's out now, by the way.
He's out of jail.
But don't worry, he's fine.
He's going to take pills now.
Okay.
So he did saw someone's head off while they were sleeping on a bus for no reason at all other than he's crazy.
And he's out and he's walking around.
Right now, maybe where you live.
But don't worry, he's got pills.
He probably is still taking them.
Nobody's really keeping track of them, but we're sure he'll remember to keep taking them.
Fuck me, man.
We're not even trying anymore, are we?
Godzilla Unchained, he says, for $12.95, Bitcoin inventor Satoshi Nakamoto purchased the DNA of every WEF member on earth.
He and two young Mormon YouTubers have used blockchain.
I'm kind of, for a second, I'm like, please be real.
I'm like, it's Godzilla.
It's not.
It's going to turn crazy in a second.
Yep.
He and two young Mormon YouTubers have used blockchain technology to create a targeted lethal virus called FODE.
It was released into the atmosphere today.
I wish it was.
I wish it were.
Blams says, enough is enough.
Let's fucking go.
We're getting there.
It's not good.
Jerusalem's cross in Florida.
It says got the dag flag flying at Helm's Deep, and it's beautiful here, but I miss my friends.
Wish some were here to share a beer with us.
Salute here's a bit for the legal fun, but have a beer too.
Thank you very much.
I've got some for the next few streams anyway.
Thanks to in part.
Mostly, totally, 100%.
Only one beer was destroyed in the travel.
I was impressed.
I thought maybe two or three, but there he is.
Filthy Weasley says, funny that you compared the scrambled minds of the libtards of TikTok as Shepherd's Pie.
Enjoy a family dinner at my mom's night.
At my mom's tonight.
And she serves.
And she served Shepherd's Pie.
And she served Shep, that's a tongue twister.
And she served Shepherd's Pie.
And fuck me.
And she served Shepherd's Pie.
And she served Shepherd's Pie.
And she served Shepherd's pie.
It's not important.
We can all fucking read.
Everybody can read it.
I don't need to say it perfectly.
You're not replacing me with AI because AI can't make...
What do you mean it's working on copying me right now?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's what they're going to do.
They're going to kill me, and I'm going to be replaced with an AI, and it's going to be so accurate.
No one's ever going to know.
I'll just say Hail Stalin every once in a while for no reason.
You'll be like, oh, that was weird.
Hail Stalin.
What?
Can't be.
And then Big Ed will say, but the horn's not damaged.
And then someone will screen grab it and use like Super Photoshop and go, enhance, enhance, Enhance, and you'll see where the horn has been glued back together, and you'll be like, My god, it's true.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
I'm a clone.
Oh my god.
What do you think to do with the original guy?
Probably just kill him, right?
You probably don't go to live in like an underground bunker of like, weeze, just whatever you want all the time.
It's amazing.
It's a huge party.
Everyone's having to live in it.
It's like, yeah, we just replace you with a clone.
It's fine.
Oh, really?
No, they'd probably just kill you and incinerate you, I'd imagine, would they?
Why would they do that for you?
It's dumb.
It says, I thought it was good.
The Shepherd's Pie.
Not replacing me with a robot.
Not saying it again.
Recap.
Gone.
Good.
Okay.
He says, I thought it was good.
Now I wonder what I really ate.
You ate shepherd's pie, but it could have been...
I just thought of some kind of messy food that's just like a bunch of stuff thrown together.
Like, yeah.
Kind of like that.
Like a burrito bowl.
You got a burrito bowl for a brain.
Good luck finding anything in there.
It's a mess.
NWO Bailey says it would be dangerous.
Thank you very much, by the way.
Mr. Riesel, we're going to try this right now.
You know what?
Right now, I think actually is a good time for that.
that's what we're gonna do and we're gonna get Thank you.
That's a little crazy, but.
This will do.
Thank you very much, Mr. Weasel.
We'll take that, and the rest of the people will.
I normally only like to have two, but this one's a light beer, so I'll save that one for the end.
Thank you for providing us the fuel that we need to continue this deranged coping mechanism with, well, all of the stuff that we've been talking about.
It's bad out there, Mr. Weasel.
It's barely bad.
Cheers, guys.
Ooh.
Two hundred and sixty-one.
Yeah.
Turn on, I see red.
Feeling crashing past my head.
Not too drunk, you'll paint me dead.
And I see red.
Remember the first time you ever heard this fucking song in your life?
She talked.
Poor horse, poor head, fuck a man.
Fuck?
Fuck yeah!
Go back and wait.
These guys fucking kick ass.
Remembering.
Remembering.
Remember when things were getting better and not worse.
Ah, well, yeah, well, we had a good time.
I got that guy and Chris Jason again.
Thank you, brother.
He says, I know a guy I'm friends with.
His name is Morris.
He killed a guy that touched his daughter and said, God told me to, Baptist.
Now he's on pills, five years in jail, and walking the streets.
Wow.
Wow.
*Foo*
Thank you.
It's wild.
I'll probably get 50 years in prison, you know.
It's so fucking crazy.
NW Pickley says it would be dangerous to disarm criminals if the politicians are anything but courageous.
Exactly.
It's true.
Pilot Mike, how you doing, brother?
He says, evening.
Joining you from the East Coast Goose Bay tonight.
Oh, welcome.
Welcome to Goose Bay.
I wonder how long until Mental Marco and the turn exploit the gang shooting in Whistler and the crazy guy in Langley.
I saw that.
I saw there was a...
Thank you.
There's another gang.
There's a lot of shootings in the last little while.
But people are also losing their minds on account of the total, crazy, insane gaslighting you've been putting them under for the last two years.
So if you're at all confused, what's going on out there?
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking telling me those people are getting crazy out there?
Are you telling me people are fucking going nuts?
After what we've just been through for two years?
No.
No fucking way.
I'd never believe it.
That's crazy.
Everybody's more mentally sane than ever before.
Everybody's doing great.
Why would things be going crazy?
Everybody's on pills, on drugs, out of control.
There's drugs like everywhere.
Crazy, crazy ones.
They're basically free.
It's basically free to be a drug addict now.
You can get all kinds of different prescriptions.
You can have all kinds of fucking, it's fine.
And we'll pump you fucking all kinds of, you know.
It's just, your brain is the most complicated computer ever devised, obviously, right?
We still don't understand it.
It's so complex and intricate and amazing that it's like, it's magical.
Like, we don't really get how a lot of it works still.
But you know what?
I think I'm going to dump some chemicals in it and see what happens.
It should work.
I mean, it should do this.
Well, what happens over like 10 years of doing this?
I don't know.
Do you think it could cause problems?
Do you think we should be fucking with this?
Like, we don't even know how it works.
Should we be fucking around with it?
We get rich, though.
Oh, fuck yes.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know we'd get rich.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking scramble that brain.
I don't care.
Scramble that son of a bitch.
Sponsored by Pfizer.
JTB123.
I've never heard that name before.
M4F, he says, money for freedom.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you very much, man.
Godzilla Unchained says, now that the feds and all NGO organizations accept motorcycle clubs, the 1% motorcycle clubs, and the Diagon Street Racers endorse and fund Antifa, they decided today to officially declare war on the 1%ers.
Legit MSM News.
Now that all the feds and all NGO organizations accept endorse and fund Antifa, they said they just want to declare war.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, I see what you mean.
I did see there was, I don't have the video, there was like a brawl outside of, I didn't catch which club it was, but I wouldn't say it was a brawl.
They just basically punched a few of these kids and kicked them and chased them down the street.
It's pretty pathetic.
They're all there with their masks on.
Fashions go home, bitch.
Get down scrambling away.
It's like kicking them, boot.
Get the fuck out of here.
It was so sad.
It was so sad.
Reverend Chad, hey, folks, how are you doing, man?
How are you doing?
Never Neil says, bring back Blood Eagles.
Well, that sounds like a very patent thing to say.
I wonder if you're Patton.
I don't think you are.
I think there's Patton.
There might be another Patton.
Patton may have found a friend.
Just bring back Blood Eagles in all caps, in all capital letters.
No exclamation points, no periods either.
Just like very robotically, bring back all Blood Eagles.
The Blue Taco says, the one in Langley was over six hours, a shooting every few hours.
Emergency alert was apparently not issued until after the shooter was already dead.
White guy was shooting homeless, apparently.
Oh, this one, yes, in BC.
I thought, why did I think Langley?
I don't know.
But yeah, I did hear about that as well.
Because they care about homeless people now, right?
That's what that is.
That means they care about homeless people.
Because that's why.
It's not like.
Yeah, here it is.
And it got worse, I guess, eh?
Because, you know, that's why this is a top story.
It's a top story because multiple homeless people were killed.
That's why this story is in the news.
Because homeless people died.
And that is a big thing.
That is something that CBC takes very, very seriously.
And that is something that the Canadian public as well takes very, very seriously.
In fact, we have daily updates on how many homeless people die every day in this country.
And all of the overdoses and suicides and all of the needless deaths of despair.
And the lot.
Yeah, we're keeping because we really, really care about when people die when they're not supposed to, especially if somebody kills them.
Or, and it's not both, they were shot to death so we can say shootings and then everyone pays attention and then we get clicks and we can push political points.
If this was three overdoses or three suicides, even three stabbings, it may not even be in the news.
But they were shootings.
So now we've got a news story, huh?
Does you see how that works?
Isn't that funny?
Man, the news is fun, huh?
Oh, look, we've got scary like movies, like photos.
Like, look at all these holes in the windshield, and there's a big one here in the driver's.
What is going on there?
Looks like he was shooting out through that potentially.
Those are definitely incoming.
Or maybe not.
He might have been shooting outwardly and then got here and tried to use the fucking window as a barricade.
That's dumb.
These doors are not bulletproof.
Cops, guys, by the way, these doors don't stop shit.
So if you're trying to use this and you're like shooting through the window, like, I don't know what you're doing.
You're probably safer in the driver's seat, to be honest, because at least the engine block was in front of you.
I don't know.
Maybe he's shooting through the window.
I don't know what's going on.
But anyway, we got school scary photos.
We got this guy with his sunglasses on with his fucking M4 magazines that he doesn't even know how to fucking use, probably.
There's multiple shootings.
My heart breaks, says the mayor.
His heart is broken.
I bet it is.
Shut up.
It's like they, they, um.
It's like a dog whistle.
You know what a liberal, like, oh, there was a shooting.
And then they, like, try to see who can be the most sympathetic.
Who can be the most hurt to show how, to show, prove allegiance to their cause, to prove to Moloch that they belong so they can display their fake their fakeness, put it on display and really like, oh, this is so sad.
Oh, it's so sad?
Oh, I think it's more than sad.
It's tragic.
It's tragic.
Oh, you think it's tragic?
It's worth it.
It's heartbreaking is what it is.
It's heartbreaking.
My heart is broken.
That son of a bitch is going to cry on TV.
Oh, my what?
My heart is also broken.
I'm so sad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my fucking God.
The homeless people.
Oh, my fucking God.
Like, do you really think that's what they're doing?
That's what heartbroken means.
Heartbroken?
My heart breaks?
Your heart is not fucking broken.
You're full of shit.
You don't care.
You don't even know their names.
You won't even remember their names.
You don't give a fuck.
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak?
Your heart's broken because homeless people were shot, really.
How many other fucking people have died in your city?
Do you have any idea?
I bet the suicide numbers are.
Where is this?
Langley, British Columbia.
How big is this place?
Somebody give me a rough estimate.
Is it in the thousands, tens of thousands?
What are we talking about here?
Pretty much for sure, without a doubt.
I'll throw this at you too, by the way, heartbroken mayor of city of Langley.
My heart is broken.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, Jesus, they're going to hold it.
Oh, oh, my God.
What am I going to do?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm really sure, buddy.
The fuck out of here.
Because it's when people die needlessly, you're just heartbreaks.
I guarant fucking T you, the numbers of suicides in that city have like jumped through the fucking roof.
And the overdoses, boom, violent crime, everything everywhere is going completely to shit.
And you just...
Eh...
oh, all that other stuff I said, you know, I sleep.
Someone has so much as an air rifle?
Your heart just breaks, it does.
I'm pretty emotional right now, she said.
Through tears.
I volunteer at the homeless and I know them and it's very personal for me as well.
I very much doubt that.
I very much doubt that.
A major route to the city has been closed.
I don't know where any of these places are.
They've got a casino.
So there's a lot of people living there.
There's a lot of fucking people living there.
They've got a casino.
It's a city.
Three people got shot.
So bring on the waterworks, everybody.
All of a sudden, pretend we give a shit about the whole.
I don't go down there.
Why do you go down there?
Do you go down there because you're helping them?
Are you helping them as the mayor?
How much money do you make?
Where do you live?
Do you got a spare bedroom?
You got a spare bedroom, don't you?
How big is that mayor's house?
How many homeless people are we talking here?
What are you doing?
Are you going down there for photo ops?
You're going down to make yourself feel good, feel good about yourself?
Like, I did my good thing for the week.
I went and gave a homeless guy a sandwich.
So therefore, I care about the homeless.
You're not doing it to help.
That doesn't really help them at all.
You gave him a sandwich or you gave him a couple of dollars or whatever you did.
Like, his life is still a fucking train wreck.
And all of a sudden, that means you're like, oh, well, good for you.
You put in this much effort, like in microscopic amount, and you think you deserve this much of a, you know?
That's why you did it.
For the pictures.
Just be honest.
Be honest.
Because if you actually gave a shit, your whole like mayoral, like that is your main priority.
And you're not, you know, why are there even homeless people at all in your city?
What are you doing about that?
You're caring so much.
I know these people.
I hang out with them all the time.
Watch this mayor actually be like amazing.
And she's like, I really do.
I gave them all my money.
I live in my car.
Like, that could be true.
I don't know.
Maybe she's totally.
But generally, I mean, in a general sense, I don't mean specifically the mayor of this city.
This is a pervasive attitude throughout their, you know, the entire kind of left-wing ideology.
They love this.
They love to just find a cry, you know, AOC's fake crying at the border that doesn't exist.
And, oh, I'm being arrested.
No, you weren't.
Like, you're just, I am PTSD from that capital attack.
It wasn't an attack.
Oh, my God.
I am just my, your heart just breaks.
It does.
Like, I'm cynical because I'm fucking tired of it.
It's fake.
It's fake.
It's been fucking fake forever.
It's been fake since 9-11.
And that was actually outrageous.
A lot of people were really upset.
And you pretended to be upset with them.
You pretended to be upset about something you were excited about as you made more money than you ever fucking have in your lives.
You pretended to be upset about stuff like that.
Some of these people are so sick in the head.
I mean, it's like unconscionable.
I can't imagine.
I cannot, like, I'm physically incapable of doing this kind of thing.
I'm going to pretend to be real sad and real just for milking it for political points or to make people think a certain thing or to like win an election or to fucking.
Oh my, that is so disgusting.
That is repulsive to me.
That is like, if I saw that as a living creature in my house, even if it was like much larger than me, I'd probably flee the house.
But if we're talking like medium or size dog or smaller, I'm going to fucking kill whatever that is.
That's gross.
That is just fuck that.
You know, there's something in the bathroom and you're in there fucking, no, Jesus.
The fuck is that?
You know, good my God.
How do people behave this way and not commit suicide?
Oh, they're psychopaths, I guess.
Is the mayor of that city a psychopath?
I don't know.
Are many of the people in charge in critical, you know, critical positions in our, you know, ruling the apparatus of our lives?
Yes, many of them are.
Yes.
Very disturbing.
They prove it all the time.
I mean, look at this.
You want to be mad?
You want to get mad now?
A year ago, the president told the world during a now infamous CNN in Town Hall, you're not.
Oh, well, you know what?
Might as well just play that first before we get into this because this is worth listening to.
You're okay.
You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
Hey, folks, guess you heard this morning I tested positive for COVID.
And when people are vaccinated, they can feel safe that they are not going to get infected.
Dr. Fauci says he has COVID again.
If you've done the right thing and gotten vaccinated, you deserve the freedom to be safe from COVID-19.
And this morning, I learned I tested positive for COVID-19 as well.
With three doses that could be prevented not just from serious illness, but from getting this virus, this Omicron variant, and giving it to others.
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has been quarantined for seven days after testing positive to COVID.
So I'm fully vaccinated.
It gives me some comfort.
Anthony Albanese is positive for coronavirus.
Having received two doses of AstraZeneca, it's a very effective vaccine protection from symptomatic illness and therefore risk of transmission to others.
They'll get it anyway.
It prevents it.
They'll even go as bold as to say that they prevent it.
A year ago, he said, you won't get it if you have it.
Oh, no, you will, actually.
Actually, you will.
And it says, did he knowingly lie?
According to Deborah Burks, who was the White House COVID-19 response Coordinator under the president, under former president, Big Orange, says, I knew these vaccines, this is a quote, I knew these vaccines were not going to protect against infection, and I think we overplayed the vaccines.
Uh-huh.
And you were going to tell people this when, you know, like we know this, right?
The vast majority of my audience know this, but every once in a while, there's people that are like, what, what?
Yeah, like, they were going to tell you this when.
Like, you should be very upset.
Do you understand?
They lied to you.
They were like, yeah, we knew they weren't really going to do anything, but there was a lot of people waiting to make money.
And, you know, so we just kind of, you know, basically forced it on people and ruined lives and broke up families and engaged on the most strenuous and aggressive propaganda campaign of all time to convince people to do something.
They didn't want to do it.
If they didn't do it, they were terrible people.
And there was divorces and businesses were destroyed.
And there was a passport that says, yeah, okay, we went a little bit overboard.
But we're really sorry about it.
Relax.
It's in the past anyway.
And you cannot inject yourself.
So, you know, let's just move on.
Get the fuck out of here.
Nope.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
And she was one of the ones that promoted.
This was another quote.
The same woman that said that also says this before, at the time.
This is one of the most highly effective vaccines we have in our infectious disease arsenal.
And that's why I'm so very enthusiastic about the vaccine.
She said on an ABC podcast at the time.
She made no mention of concerns.
They may not protect against infection.
Really?
It appears Mr. Fauci also helped lead the response along with her and said once the vaccinated people that wouldn't get infected.
He said the vaccines with updated compilations are expected to debut in the fall or necessary.
We need vaccines that are better, that are better because of the breadth and the durability, because we know that immunity wanes over several months.
And that's the reason why we have the boosters.
But also, we need vaccines to protect against infect.
We're just going to keep doing it and doing it.
And people are like, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, I totally lied.
But oh well.
What?
We're going to need another boosters, yet.
We're going to need another boosters, yet.
And don't worry.
Nothing's happening to anybody.
There are no side effects.
It's totally safe and effective.
They're literally covering up mass fucking murder, guys.
This is a real thing.
After everything else I've said that they've done, that's not outrageous.
They're killing people en masse to make money and they don't give a shit because they can do whatever they want.
They can do whatever they want.
How many people have died?
Tens of thousands?
Hundreds of thousands?
We don't know.
We don't know because they're covering up the fucking numbers.
They're doing everything in their power.
It's climate change.
It was a shark, you know, barked at him and he got scared in his sleep.
And that's why his fucking blood, that's why there's a blood clot in his brain the size of a baseball.
That's why he died.
That's why your seven-year-old has blood clots in her legs.
That's why all these athletes are dropping dead.
That's why everybody feels like they're going to have a fucking heart attack.
They're having strokes.
They're having all these pulmonary problems.
It's because of climate change.
And because the new Freddy Krueger movie.
And because sometimes mosquitoes, you know, there's too many mosquitoes at your family picnic.
And then the heart explodes.
It's everything.
It's all the thing.
It's Trump.
It's neo-Nazis.
It's people having too many guns.
It's fucking all kinds of things.
It's everything that you can imagine.
But it's never the vaccines.
Absolutely not.
Never question that.
And people like this just ignore.
This isn't happening to anyone.
This is all fake.
Am I allowed to say the V word on TikTok?
Because I'm just about to and we're just going to see how it's going to be.
Vaccine.
Let's talk about it.
She's one of the hottest lepers I've ever seen.
I had just won a fitness competition.
I had maybe had a small patch of eczema on my hand, maybe my inner arm here, and that was it.
Never on my face.
Never, ever, ever, ever.
I had my eczema so well under control for 29 years that at that point, I was not actively working with a dermatologist.
But let me tell you this.
After every vaccine shot, and I had three, my eczema got worse.
And I'm not saying that the vaccine triggered my TSW.
I think it was a full, perfect storm clusterfuck of things that happened to me.
So as my skin got worse, I get told that I need to go see a dermatologist.
So I go to the dermatologist, the dermatologist prescribes me stronger and stronger.
Many of your face.
He says, oh my gosh, you're worsening eczema.
You need to go on glycospor and you need to go on methotrexate.
These are drugs for people that are undergoing cancer treatments.
And I was putting it in my body and just blithely doing what the doctors are telling me.
Fast forward to January of 2022.
I go in full-blown TSW withdrawals.
I get, I was shaking cold.
I couldn't regulate my heat.
I was oozing metallic liquid out of my skin.
I was gaining weight even though I wasn't eating.
I literally just enjoyed myself last night and had crispy cauliflower.
And this is what happened to me.
So, man, if I, I can't even begin to tell you how upset I am.
Holy hell.
Do you know that I'm paying $1,164 on a medication called Dupixin?
By the way, that's half off.
On a drug that I did not need prior to this, prior to the vaccines, prior to, prior to, prior to.
Sorry, OMG.
I'm just so freaking fucked fed up.
I don't want to be that person that fucking cries on this app, but god fucking damn it.
Really?
Like, I feel like my whole life's been stripped from me.
This is so freaking painful.
Yeah, I'm that person that cries on this app, but it's not about a boy.
It's about my freaking life.
Um.
This is what you did, guys.
Anyone else?
Anyone else notice this?
Like, I was literally just following doctors' orders, following the government bandage and notice my life.
Yeah.
Am I allowed to?
You did it.
I don't have to say that.
Oh, you're allowed.
Unless she was one of these people, you know, it's like, I always want to look at her social media history and be like, was she one of these people that's like, get a fucking booster?
You're an idiot.
I hate you.
And I'm going to fucking, you know, divorce you.
And I'm going to fire you.
And I'm going to make sure you.
You're never going to work in this town again.
We're going to be in another movie in your life.
You're finished.
Was she one of those people?
Or was she just a regular person that was like, I just thought I was supposed to do it?
If she was the latter, I would feel really bad for her.
Because they've destroyed her life.
They've destroyed her life.
You heard her say that.
There's a good chance.
I would say it's 50-50.
She kills herself over this.
Do you have any idea how sensitive, at least these days, especially women are to how they look?
Because there's a lot of pressure and expectation on them to look pretty good all the time.
It's a thing.
I've dated women.
They're very concerned about it.
Spent a lot of time worried about this.
And this woman's face got melted.
So, you know, and she looks like she's, what, 28?
Hmm.
You know, and she's thinking like, well, now I'm never going to get married.
That's never going to happen.
I mean, Jesus Christ, look at my face.
Holy shit.
Never going to have kids.
Oh, my God.
I'm hideous.
I'm depressed.
I can't work.
I lost my job.
I can't afford this medication.
I can't live.
Yek.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
That's what happens.
That's what can happen.
And that's not on the news.
It's not on CBC.
It's not on CBC, not on CNN.
It's not on BBC.
It's not on anything.
It's just a person begging, literally crying for help in real time, into a phone, onto the internet, to strangers because she doesn't know what to do and her life is destroyed and no one's helping her.
That's the world we're in now.
Do you understand yet?
They're not good people.
They're fucking evil.
And the irony, they'll say that I'm evil.
You want to play a game of morality, bud?
You see a lot of evil, do you?
You're walking around sucking its dick and you're not even aware of it.
So what does that make you, right?
I'll use a metaphor these fucking people can understand.
The Nazis, right?
You're basically, you know, you may not be the people in charge, but you're Ava Braun.
How am I supposed to feel about you?
You were literally jerking the guy off who was doing all the stuff.
What does that make you?
And you're mad at us for pointing it out.
It's just blatantly obvious.
There's no way around this.
They're not good people.
They're very, very awful.
They want you dead.
And they're just better at hiding it, but they're getting worse at it because it's just the temptation's just...
They're getting real brave.
Getting real brave about it.
I mean...
Oh, there's some more...
Saw Tom Quigan posted this earlier.
$45 million in raises and bonuses for the Bank of Canada workers.
You know.
The ones that totally missed all the inflation targets and are like totally, you know, not innocent at all in our current fucking predicaments.
Yeah, they got $45 million in raises.
And Quicken says, for bureaucrats, rewards are given out if they follow the process.
They did what they were told.
The actual outcomes are irrelevant.
You can fail completely, but if you can show you were following the process, as long as you did it the way we told you to do it, that's good.
Government rewards failure.
The government is literally rewarding failure.
What does that mean?
Either they've lost it so badly that they're willing to dump money into something even when they're losing.
Like, it's not working.
It's failing horribly.
Don't care.
It's mine.
But it's on my team.
And I have to support it no matter what.
Even if it's losing terribly, it's a horrible idea.
Absolutely.
Definitely.
I hope there's no other examples of something like that, Well, it turns out that CBC paid $30 million in bonuses during the first two years of the COVID pandemic because they did such a good job at journalism the last two years, guys.
Hey, let's give a round of applause for CBC, who did such a great, amazing, everybody knows it, guys.
We can go around the world if we want to.
There's no, there's no, this isn't in doubt anymore.
This is 100%, you know.
It's nuts.
CBC has the highest women done such a great job, everybody.
We're gonna give them a huge raise.
Basically, a thousand people are gonna give them 15 bonus because we did Because we did with the news with the told the truth so good We got a truth-telling bonus We did it!
I don't know why you people are so angry It's just bananas How do you justify this?
Oh, I guess they need more money like how much is there a like what's the budget of CBC at this point?
When will it end a trillion dollars?
Will you sell provinces of this country off and God?
They're the lucky ones if you ask me to other nations?
Will you sell British Columbia to like Japan so you'll have more money to dump into CBC?
When does it end?
When does it end?
This is a heroin addict.
This is Nikki Six in his heyday.
This is not going anywhere.
This bloated, giant, greedy money fire is never going away.
And it's only going to get worse.
And it's horrible.
No one is listening at all.
It's a massive, it's a money fire.
We're throwing our money on a fire and lots and lots of it.
And everyone is like, I hate this fire.
And so me and Phil, everybody hates it.
You hate it.
You know, they all hate it.
And yet we're paying for it.
We're paying more than ever.
And then like, you know what?
We need even more money.
We got to give CBC more money.
We need more money.
Why?
For another shitty...
What do you even do?
The programs are horrible.
No one watches any of it.
And then, like, I mean, no one.
I mean, no one.
Their ratings are horrible.
And we're just going to fire money at this.
And they think, oh, we'll just keep doing this.
Are they playing chicken?
What are they doing?
They bribed them.
And we're not like, no, no one's going to notice.
No one will notice.
In 2020, there were 1,034 full-time employees who received bonuses.
On average, that's about 14,500 per employee.
Then in 2021, 2020, 21. Sorry, I went 20,000 years into the future by accident.
It doesn't get better.
I'm back already because it sucked.
It's exactly the same as this.
It's worse.
It's going to be like this forever.
It's just going to get worse.
In 2021, the pandemic in full swing, $15.3 million was paid out.
There was 1,33 full-time employees received bonuses.
It's a little bit higher.
However, the document does not specify how much each person received.
But some people only got a little bit, and some other people got a lot.
CBC's annual budget is roughly $1.3 billion.
Wow.
Does it feel like a billion dollars, guys?
Be honest, CBC.
Do you feel like a billion-dollar organization?
This is the fifth estate.
McKinsey is at a goat farm.
Is this what a billion dollars buys me?
McKenzie remains free, and he's at a goat farm.
That's what a...
A billion for that?
A billion.
$1.3 billion for this.
Is this a joke?
Is that Sean Majumder still?
Well, get some new talent.
It's been like the same.
been on TV for like 25 fucking years, man.
He was never...
And he's not funny now.
There's no one else in the country.
We've got this guy?
What are you talking about?
The news.
Oh, man.
The only guy you had was Mansbridge, and he's long gone.
Nobody's buying any of that crap.
No, they're not.
Dude, you're just what people have on in the background while they're, like, doing stuff to each other at night.
You know, that's really all that is.
Or it's background noise while they eat supper.
They're not really listening.
They don't really give a shit.
It's just like, oh, yeah, the Russians, whatever the fuck.
Like, they're pretty much, they know, you know, they know you're full shit.
Most people.
And they're starting to figure it out, which is hilarious.
We'll disable the comments.
No more comments on the news.
The news is...
How dare these people be saying all these nasty things about the news?
Well, now we're not even going to have the thumbs up or thumbs down.
I can't look at all these thumbs down.
Just listening, reading the comments was bad enough, but now there's thumbs down.
There's a thumbs down, and I can't handle it.
I must remove the thumbs!
Now there's no reactions to these videos at all.
None.
That happened in the span of a year.
The news got so sensitive that the comment sections overwhelmed them with so much negativity.
They put them into doctor.
They gave them funding for mental health support.
They're journalists.
That's a real story in CBC anyway.
That's where some of my billion dollars went.
So they shut all the comments down.
No more comments on CBC stories.
No, I'm not.
No, we're turning them off on this one.
And then on YouTube, like, no comments ever.
Turn them off.
Turn them off.
And then they got so butthurt that people would be like, well, we can't say anything, but we can at least leave a thumbs down to let you know we didn't like what you made.
And it's like, oh, okay, 700 thumbs up and 59,000 thumbs down.
That was the ratio.
It was fucking mental.
3,000 thumbs up.
94,000 thumbs down.
Hmm.
I'm detecting a pattern.
People don't like this.
but instead of going, why are they so angry with me?
They go, make it go away and it's gone.
Sweep it under the rug.
No, I don't want to see the thumbs down anymore.
So there, problem solved.
Problem not solved.
Problem worse.
Probably much worse!
I am Jack's growing tumor.
I am Jack's expanding mental illness.
I am Jackson Hurts.
Stop giving a fuck.
Where's Mr. Texas when you need him?
I'm not sure how I feel.
Guess you've heard about it.
There's nothing mad about it.
So let me scream and shout it.
There's nothing mad about it.
Guess you've heard about it.
There's nothing mad about it.
So let me scream and shout it.
There's nothing mad about it.
This, this, the pain revealed.
And this, The Texas hippies are back.
The truth of the seal and mist.
We'll be right back.
Jimmy Tooskidoos, that guy again.
Goddamn, Jimmy Tooskadoos.
Sounds like some kind of weird mob name.
It's Jimmy Tuscadoos.
Hey, are you Italian by any chance?
That'd be perfect.
I have a whole bunch of other guys I need you to meet.
Hey, oh, Jimmy Tooskados.
Hey, hey, oh, what are you doing?
I haven't seen you around.
What have you been doing?
What's all my two screws?
Oh!
Jimmy, I love you.
Come here.
Come here.
You got two scaroos?
You got two fucking scaroos?
Ah, ah.
Ah, my boy.
He's got two scaroos over here.
I got two fucking scaroos.
You know?
Two of them.
My name's Jimmy.
I got two skiddoos.
I have no idea.
This went on way too long.
He's got two of them.
And he says, China started a new trend.
What the fuck are we doing?
I'm a threat to national security.
Remember that.
That's a fact.
It's a clown planet.
I'll get you.
I'm crazy.
You never know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to scare it.
Look out.
Oh, geez.
China started a new trend.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Will the Prime Minister enact the Tanks for Banks meme in a neighborhood near you?
Tune in next week for the next episode of Bizarro World.
He may do that.
He may.
The Reaper Sun.
I told God.
Well, we don't even have enough tanks, but, you know.
The Reaper's Sun says, whenever the emergency alert goes off on my phone, my first instinct is that Russia's attacking.
Then I find out they're not.
I'm disappointed.
Is it happening?
It's just a fucking amber alert.
Who fucking cares?
I hope they never find your stupid kid.
Who the fuck are the Russians gonna attack already?
Reaper's son is fucking cold.
He's fucking ice cold, that guy.
He doesn't give a fuck.
Just a tornado ruined a town.
Who gives a shit?
People flying through the air, they're death.
When are the Russians coming, man?
He's probably like, well, when you say it like that, yeah, you sound like an asshole.
This guy really wants.
I feel like now he's in a bunker, probably.
He's probably dresses in camouflage all the time.
He's that guy.
He's basically the guy from The Simpsons with the one arm.
Or was that King of the Hill?
That was The Simpsons.
Conspiracy guy with the cigarette.
The government's coming anytime.
No, wait, that's Dale.
They're the same guy, aren't they?
This is basically the same kind of character.
You know what I meant.
Is that what you're like?
He's probably like, no, not at all.
You're out of, you make no sense.
Whatever.
It's the internet, and I have no idea who you are.
So I just invent things out of nothing, out of nowhere.
And now that's who you are on the internet.
So there you go.
There's worse things.
There's been worse.
Oh, this.
There's been worse fates.
Like cinnamon.
Cinnamon Julian.
Or Cam.
Oh, he said it too.
Awesome.
I got to get up to this.
Konzillin Chain says, just to clarify the previous bond joke regarding Satoshi Nakamoto and the two Mormon YouTubers, WFDNA targeted viruses pronounced the F-O-A-D variant.
Fuck off and die.
Oh.
That would be excellent.
That'd be excellent.
Liquid Zeus says politicians care so much about the homeless that they allow anti-homeless spikes and other hostile architecture to be installed to prevent the homeless from inhabiting certain areas.
I know.
We can't really figure out what to do with you or help you, but we're going to put spikes everywhere so you can't sleep.
We just want you to basically wander the streets, not sleeping, not eating, just for days and days and days and see what happens.
We're just going to see what happens.
Good luck.
You can't sleep here.
Clang.
Shing.
Spikes come up out of the ground.
Jesus fuck.
Every bench is covered in bees.
Like, there's nothing.
No, there's nowhere.
Nope.
Can't sleep here, bomb.
Keep it moving.
Old city puts beehives on every surface you could sit on or sleep on in the whole city.
That's all we have for weapons.
Bees.
We have killer bees.
Lots of them.
They won't let us have guns, but we have tons of bees, and they're very loyal.
We've trained them with radio.
A special radio wave on a frequency only detectable by bees that was discovered by the great scientist Murphy 06. Yes.
First name I saw.
Yes.
And we learned how to control bees.
Now we've got legions of bees.
Lord of the bees, they call him.
He can just stand there and do this, you know, with his hands in the air.
And people are like, what is happening?
And there'll be nothing for like 10 seconds.
You'll be like, this guy's fucking crazy.
And then you just hear...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And there's billions of bees, and they're just consuming people.
You can't fucking deal with that.
You think, oh, no, you got gun laws?
Deal with that.
Deal with that.
Swarms of death bees.
Death bees.
And when they're not killing people, they make the best honey in the world.
And we live on honeycombs over here.
That's how we're eating good in Daglon, okay?
We have honeycomb fucking breakfasts.
With bacon.
And then every once in a while, we're like, hey, somebody's fucking around.
And then we send the death bees and they fucking take care of it.
Undefeated.
What are you going to do?
Shoot them down?
They're bees.
Can't do anything.
There's no defense against this.
There is no defense.
I saw, this is coming from a Black Mirror episode.
There was one where, if you haven't seen the show, it's basically just how technology can go awry and destroy everything, make everything horrible.
And it's a very dark show, actually.
Some of these episodes are like, ooh, that is a disturbing.
That was a disturbing experience I just had.
One of them was these bees, like these artificial bees that were being used because the real bees were dying out and there was some kind of AI that controlled them.
And somebody was hacking it and getting the bees to assassinate people by flying into their ears and burrowing to the center of their brain.
Because they're little robot bees.
So that's what they were doing.
And there was nothing these people could do.
And they would hide and then like thousands of bees would come after them.
They're like little wasp bees, honeybees.
And they're getting in through like crevices.
It like doesn't matter.
You're like trying to lock the door.
Fuck.
And you're like, the bees are coming into the locks.
Like, Jesus fucking Christ, no.
Trying to not get them in your ears and then they tunnel in your brain or in your eye or up your nose and your mouth.
And then I realized that bees are a super weapon.
There's not, where are you going to hide from bees?
Where?
Where can you hide from the death bees?
Nowhere.
There's nothing you can do.
Even the camera doesn't want to see it.
You're going to look at this.
Death bees.
All right?
AI controlled.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe Merck charmed them somehow.
I picture he had a flute.
He had a flute and he knew some kind of, he just accidentally played some kind of like sacred song and then all of the bees were like, oh shit, he's Lord of the Bees.
And he can just, now he just knows how to control them with his mind.
He can't explain it.
It's like, you know.
Like explaining to someone that doesn't have taste buds what bacon tastes like.
It's like he can't do it.
They'll never understand.
There's no way to know.
He just, listen, he can control a bees.
the Lord of Bees.
He's the Lord of the Bees.
What can you do?
Oh, God, no.
Lord of the bees.
That is legitimately scary, though.
Like, imagine if swarms of bees were just killing people for some reason.
Like, if that was the terrestrial threat, like, you couldn't even hide your car.
They can get in there.
They can get in anywhere.
They are loud.
Especially, imagine, like, massive swarms, like, block out the sun.
How many bees is that?
I don't know.
Flamethrowers would probably be common to try and defend, you know, but that still only gets you so far.
Bees like the heat.
They're out there flying around.
It's 40 degrees in the UK.
And they're like, the airports, the runways are melting.
Not the bees.
They're out there flying.
They were working their asses off in the 40-degree heat.
Do you think fire scares bees?
Try again.
You're only safe on rainy days, motherfucker, and that doesn't last forever.
So you better move to Seattle.
You better find a soppy coastline, you know, and just fucking stay there.
Find where it rains the most in the world.
Maybe in the Amazon jungle, maybe.
Because if there's a sun, you know, as soon as you see a sunny day, you're about to have a bad day.
Oh, the skies are pretty clear.
It's nice out.
Here they come.
Oh, God.
No, this is.
Start playing Wu-Tang.
The Wu-Tang bees?
This has gone too far.
We got to move on.
This is one of my family members.
Over the weekend and there's bees, so I'm going to have bees on the mind.
Apparently.
Did you know that their honey can be used to fix wounds?
The irony.
That's true.
That they're like, um...
Like the honey is being used as like municipal properties now.
...
It was really the irony that sealed it for me That the bees known for their lust for blood and death would also be the key to life ironic That as the bees kill they also heal Who sent the bees and
why and what will they do next They don't normally mass kill people though like I made that part up But in this alternate universe where they did that would be strange wouldn't it?
Like why would the universe create something so evil and awesome at the same time?
Doesn't make any sense That's like the best babysitter in the world, but every once in a while she eats a kid like is this worth it like how often how many kids What are the chances?
Because she's the best.
But she might eat one of the kids.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
We gotta move on.
The bees, you know, they're I don't want to talk about it anymore.
How did we get there?
I went on a rant about the government not caring about homeless people, and we ended up with America leading a legion of bees.
How did that happen, man?
I'm not asking you.
How did that happen?
Phil?
This is supposed to be looking out for me.
This is the last one.
And it's...
It's crazy.
It's pretty typical and it says enjoy.
Yeah, that's pretty bland.
you This is the least interesting one by far.
Instagram page that no one follows except their own family members of the people that work there.
And that's pretty much it.
Oh, and it's 3.7%.
So.
I mean, I'll drink it, but.
I don't know.
They're behind, you know.
They're not out to a good start.
Doesn't got a lot going for this one, Mr. Filthy Weasel.
So the third girl.
You know.
Not much to look.
I mean, you know.
It's not right.
Peace.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's all right, filthy weasel.
But I mean, the other two were...
I mean, wow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's going on with this one?
I know what it is.
I know what the secret, why you're going to make, it's going to make so much sense in a second.
And it only makes sense to the people that, anybody that's watching, because if anyone's new, it's like, what is fucking happening?
Well, you're going to, you're just, you're just not like us.
That's okay.
Because if there's too many of us, we'll probably take over the world.
And then you'll all be our slaves.
And that would be terrifying.
So, you know, fingers crossed.
It was her personality.
Get it?
She wasn't that much to look at, but she was the best.
She was the coolest one.
And she was the best one of all.
Did you learn your lesson?
Did you learn your lesson, guys?
Pretty little world is all I've ever seen.
You never felt my pain.
And I just gotta say to your face, I ain't like you.
I will never live like you.
And you will never walk by you.
I promise these jokes are fun if you can possibly keep up with where my insane brain is going.
Again, I'm a king of nothing.
If you don't...
I don't believe you.
But that was the one way of just saying the fucking fucking fucking I know that.
I know that, Billy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm glad you're here.
KM Eskees says her name was Cinnamon.
That's a whole story in itself.
A waitress he had, his name was Cinnamon.
Just Cinnamon.
That's her name.
Her parents named her after a flavor of food.
I piss on my generation.
A flavor of just cinnamon.
I'm gonna name you Mr. Mustard Ketchup.
What the salt?
I'm gonna name you SALT!
What?
Yeah!
I like SALT!
Your name is SALT now!
I don't want your life like you.
And I don't need your place like you.
But her name was Cinnamon.
No one ever knew.
I thought the same thing.
Ferry just said, that wasn't a waitress, Cam.
That was a stripper.
But he showed me the, he wasn't in a strip club, so I saw it.
I thought the same thing.
He's like, her name was Cinnamon.
I'm like, you're a strip club.
No, this was, it looked like a regular, like, I just went to a place to eat where normal people live.
And people are just named after things they see now when they're born.
Congratulations.
It's a person.
What do you want to name it?
Oh, God.
Dishes.
Their name is dishes.
I named them dishes.
Yay!
Yay!
Dishes!
Dishes!
No thought at all went into what to name my own child.
Hey!
There are some bad names, you know.
Especially if you have boys, name them after men.
Name a boy after.
Listen, I've named two boys, and they've got pretty cool names.
Yes.
You name boys after men.
Because for 95% of their life, they're going to be grown men and not a cute little baby.
So when you name a cute little baby, cute little baby name.
Oh.
I named him River.
Oh, River.
Oh, that's cute.
Imagine being a 37-year-old man in the army named River.
Like, I know.
I know.
I don't know why the fuck.
So I go by my middle name.
Def.
It's not a real name, Sergeant.
My parents named me after a water future, okay?
The fuck does that mean?
It doesn't even, it's not even a special river.
It means anything to them.
It's not even like a specific place.
It's just rivers in general.
There's rivers all over the world.
I'm not special.
Nobody's special.
Nobody's, nothing fucking matters, okay?
That's why I'm in the army.
That's why I fucking hate all you pieces of shit.
That's why when we hit that beast tomorrow, I'll fucking use every single one of you as a goddamn human shield if I have to.
Alright?
Cause guess what?
Fucking *laughs* Fuck you.
It matters what you name your kids.
It matters.
It does.
It does matter, okay?
Because that could happen.
You could have River.
You know?
Name them after a man's name because that's what they'll be later.
That's what they'll be soon.
You know?
Not like, don't name your child Toast or something.
Like some of these things.
It's like, do they hate you?
You know?
Why?
My God.
Girls' names are much more forgiving, but, you know, men's names is like, oh, Lord, what do they name you?
They named me Sweetie Bob.
Sweetie Bob, you know?
Sony Moon Unit.
Yeah, fucking Frank Zabby.
That guy was just in a different world.
We're naming crazy stuff.
Imagine, imagine that's your actual name.
And people are like, what's your name?
And you're like, Moon Unit.
Excuse me?
Moon unit.
Moon unit?
Yes.
So moon is your name.
Yes.
Moon unit is.
Moon unit, Zappa.
Moon unit, Zappa.
What are you, a fucking alien?
I probably, man.
Fucking, I don't know.
Can I work at Staples Business Depot or not, all right?
Fuck.
Hey, is your dad Frank Zappa?
Yes!
Oh, okay.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, okay.
You can work here.
That guy's awesome.
Can I get an autograph or something?
I guess.
I hate my life.
I mean, this is fucking crazy.
I'm just an extension of his own ego at this point, aren't I?
Who fucking names another sentient human being something they think is cool in their fucking head?
Like, why don't you just give him a pretty normal, manageable man's name for the contemporary times like everybody else, so he doesn't start with a weird asterisk?
Welcome to the world, child.
Your name is Moon Unit.
oh, I'm going to grow up to be normal as fuck.
Do you think this guy's What are they doing?
Do you think he's an insurance adjuster?
Plays golf with Bill Gates?
Hey, Moon Unit, get the nine iron.
Right away, Bill.
Here you go.
Well, thank you, Mr. Moon Unit.
Any time for you, Bill, my best friend.
You'd think a name like that would have held you back in life, but somehow...
That was something I had to live with.
It made me strong.
Made me resilient.
Made me care.
You know?
Made me who I am.
That's an inspiring story, Moon Unit.
I forgot to inform you that you'll be dead within minutes.
Why, Bill?
But why?
I vaccinated you while you weren't looking.
I can't help myself now!
And then, and now he's killed Moon Unit.
Is there anything we can?
He can't get anyway with this.
No!
He's killed Moon Unit.
He was doing so well as an insurance adjuster for a Geico.
A totally normal button-down guy.
Had four kids.
All normal names.
Charlie, Mike, Rebecca, and what was the other one's name?
Anthony.
Yeah, Anthony.
All normal people.
The whole moon unit family is really broke up about this.
What world are we in?
You can't, and he's like, that's all the crazy stuff he just said.
The world I just invented is literally less insane than the one you live in now.
It's less insane.
Where we live right now in reality is way more insane and stupid.
So if you don't understand, you don't see how crazy this is.
I don't know what to tell you.
You have to find the humor in it.
You know, it makes it easier.
It's like, you know, it'll hurt less, you know, when you get eaten by a bear.
Of course, I'd be eaten by a bear.
No, but it does help make it digestible.
And if you can laugh about it, then you can talk about it.
And if you can talk about it, you can think about it.
And if you can think about it, you can do something about it.
But if you can't talk about it, you can't solve the problem.
You can't solve the problem if you can't talk about it.
And people won't talk about it because it's uncomfortable and it's scary and it's fucked up.
It is fucked.
This is a very fucked up time we live in.
So how do you do it?
You can't just open, you know, you can't just be like, hey guys, so government's killing people.
You know?
It's a lot to fucking deal with for a lot of people, right?
So you kind of, you know, put some sugar on it, you know?
Go, you know, get them to take the medicine.
It's easier this way, you know?
It's easier to deal with it and think about it and laugh about it, and then it kind of disarms it a little bit.
And it stops being, it doesn't become not scary, but it goes from being scary to like a level of neutral that you can at least think about and maybe come to sensible conclusions on, rather than just living in a perpetual state of fear and accepting everything that's said to you over this giant box because it said so.
It played some scary tones.
Oh, dude, it played the coronavirus music is good.
Peter Mansbridge.
Oh, my God.
They dug him out of retirement.
Oh, no.
It must be real serious.
Better do what they say, everybody.
Nobody question anything ever again.
There wasn't even two sides of the argument.
And now their own doctor's like, yeah, we lied a lot.
And we're all giving each other fake passports.
And some of them are dropping dead, free of them in one day or one week or something in a hospital there in Ontario.
Oh, well, that's normal.
That happens all the time.
People just dropping all over the place.
That's crazy.
It's crazy, right?
And the media's lying about everything.
They're getting paid like crazy.
Oh, and then you're like, well, man, the police would do something.
No, they got massive raises too.
They got 27% the RCMP got after they beat up all those people.
Oh, yeah, it's worrying, hey?
Yeah, it's not good.
And they want all the guns.
They want a censor of the internet.
And you have to give them all your money because, you know, green stuff and, you know, all that.
And we're going to have to import like way more people.
Like, we don't even have enough doctors now.
We're already like, shit's falling apart.
We're like, yeah, but we're going to need to absorb another fucking million people a year, every year.
The next, you know.
They don't even, a lot of them speak English.
Yeah, it's going to be a mess.
Oh, they hate you for the most part.
A lot of them hate you.
Yeah, they're not from compatible parts of the world culturally.
No, it's going to be.
It's going to have it.
You're going to have all these tribes forming, really.
Yeah.
Because it's easier to control you guys if we pit them against each other rather than just having one homogenous unified culture and people where everybody kind of is on the same page.
That'd be way harder to control, wouldn't it?
It's better to have a bunch of five or six smaller crazy ones that are all fighting with each other and diametrically opposed.
It's just fucking chaos down there.
That way they'll never fight you.
They'll never fight you, right?
Why would they?
They're fighting the people across the street.
They don't have time to even think about it.
You don't even fucking exist to them.
Do you?
The real bad guys, right?
They don't even do they exist to the people that live in a war zone of a neighborhood?
Do you think somebody living in like the worst parts of Chicago or some of these places in Texas now and California and in Sweden, there's places you just don't go anymore in Germany?
Do you think people living there are just like, oh, this is fucking, this is normal.
This is okay.
What are we doing?
Everything is gone.
Everything that the government is involved in is trending negatively.
Everything.
Absolutely everything.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's hard to imagine, and most people can't imagine, you know, six months from now.
Where are we going to be in six months?
Like, people I know, they don't want to plan trips or they don't want to, they don't know if they should go to school.
They don't know if they should work.
Like, because they're like, I don't know what to do.
I know, I have this conversation with people all the time.
They don't know what to do because, like, I don't know what's what it's going to be like in a couple of months.
Am I even going to be able to leave?
Like.
Will I be able to get back in?
Should I go to school?
Will they kick me out?
Like, I don't.
Nobody knows what the fuck to do.
That's a pretty dangerous state of affairs.
And if you fucking fuck with that more, like...
Thank you.
Yeah, there's a lot of radical change happening quickly.
And it seems very out of control.
Mr. Chow says, I wish I could be as useless as a Bank of Canada employee.
I wish I could get bonuses for not doing my job, but the problem is that I work for a living.
Gall on these contracts.
I know.
I know.
And everybody's noticing more people than ever.
He continues, I said, I wish my small business was government subsidized.
I could get sweet bonuses for lying and selling out the general public.
Too bad my integrity isn't for sale.
Fuck's sakes, the gall on these contacts.
It's all coming true.
Not that that's good.
I'm not happy that that happened to you, but it's affecting everyone.
And that's the thing.
You can get away with it.
You can get away with it if you just target certain people at certain times.
You just single them out.
Because everyone can go, well, it's not me.
Right?
When they just single out a single little, you know, just these people just these little, oh, it's not me.
But you're attacking everybody.
Like, like, literally everyone.
Sooner or later, literally everyone is going to be negatively affected by the things you're doing.
Business owners, farmers, pilots, firemen, cops, military, medicine industry, academia, every aspect of society, government, the judicial, all of it.
You fucked with everyone.
Everyone.
Everyone in the world.
So you're going to produce a substantial...
Statistically, how many of them are going to fight back?
If I'm a big, scary kind of a bully, you know, statistically, out of a thousand people, how many do you think will fight back?
It's probably very low.
It might only be two.
Might only be two out of a thousand, or maybe three or something, right?
Depends.
But if I attack 10,000 people or 100,000 people or a million people, it's not three.
It's, you know, 500 now.
And if it's 20 million people, it's, you know, 5,000, 15,000.
You know, now it's a billion people.
It's like, well, now there could be millions of them.
That's not good.
You've created an army of millions of people around the world that are now interconnected by the internet.
They all know what's going on.
Everybody's sharing information.
And it's like the whole collective.
Here's the race of AI.
It's funny.
It's like, you know, the people versus the other side.
Maybe that's what they need the AI so fast for, to figure out how to control everything.
That would be scary on a level.
I don't even want to imagine.
Imagine the black pill of that.
If there was like, yeah, there's a basically Skynet is real and it's online.
It's loose in the world.
It's like, it's over.
We're dead.
Or like, we have to do whatever it says.
We're like, we're.
You have to do whatever it says and hope it doesn't kill you because it's smarter than everyone that's ever lived and is getting smarter and smarter by the minute.
And it's like, this is what you base.
You basically created a living god on the earth that you don't control.
Do you understand how dangerous that is?
Oh, look, we made a real life super god that can, yeah, and now it's out of control and no one controls it and it's just going to do whatever it wants.
Oh, good.
Oh, excellent.
Well, what if we do this?
It's already thought of that.
It's already thought of that and it implemented a countermeasure before you even figured out that it was an option.
You understand?
If you're like, oh, we can do this to stop the AI.
Yeah, it knew that you could think that like days ago and has already figured out how to prevent that before you even thought of it.
Before it even entered your head.
It's that far ahead and it's getting further ahead.
It's like a Formula One race car taking off next to a horse.
Like, oh, it's right over there.
Yeah, it's gone.
By now it's God.
Now it's like, it'll manipulate you in ways.
So that would be scary, right?
Imagine you've got the Russians and the Chinese thinking that the West is doing this and the West is thinking the East is doing that.
And all the while it's no one.
It's like there's a ghost in the machine.
Like, who's making these?
You know, we're not sure how that happened.
Are you sure we did that?
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
Imagine if that was behind the Mandela effect.
I could have sworn it used to say this.
Maybe it did.
Maybe the machine just changed it.
Can it do that?
Can it just control F all all in the internet?
Just pink.
Like, how powerful are these systems?
Some of the systems they've described it, like the NSA, they sound terrifying.
They're saying they have the electronic communications of everyone on earth in these servers in the NSA.
Everyone on earth, like in the Western world, pretty much outside of like China and Rut that have their own like guarded shit.
The NSA has everybody's text message, phone call, web history, all of it.
It's all collected.
And an AI could have access to that.
Do you have any idea how fast?
It would be.
You basically gave it full unparalleled, you'd give it full, unparalleled access to basically the most aggregated collective hive mind of human consciousness that could ever be created.
Like food for it.
And it could just go up and just eat up all that data, make all those computations.
And it knows us better than we ever will.
It would literally become our, it would become our God.
It would.
Because there's nothing, we could never harm it, stop it, do anything.
It would know everything.
So what choice do you have?
You have none.
It is your God.
You are completely powerless against it.
You even start to think about a plan.
It's already thought that you might think that.
And if you take certain steps that the machine has computed to a probability high enough that would ensure that if you take these steps and that steps, you're going to go all the way and you're actually going to try and do what you think you're going to do.
If you get to, say, step two, that's the limit of exploitation that we will allow.
And if you attempt to go from step two to step three to say finding a virus to take down the AI, I will have you killed as soon as you make that move.
As soon as you make that Google search term, I've computed the probability that you'll make an attempt, so you die.
There's like pre-crime.
People are just getting killed.
And it's like the computer decided they had to go.
Why?
I don't know.
Don't question it.
It can see the future.
You know, essentially, it can go by your thought.
And this is data they're collecting from all these social media apps.
People's tendencies, the way they.
It's fucking crazy, man.
It's going to know you better than you ever will.
It's like I've, you know, people aren't that different.
And it's been given endless examples to study.
And, you know, oh, please, let's not create an AI.
I don't want it to.
It's too scary.
I already call it Rodney.
Rodney!
Rodney.
No!
Rodney!
Rodney was the wild, the bull, the guy on a buffalo.
That was a while ago.
That was a long time ago.
Oh, man.
All right, good, good, good.
Okay, run track.
I only got one left.
Right on.
Perfect.
Perfect.
That's what I wanted.
I got to get through these and then finish that.
And then I get to go home.
Yay.
Yay.
Just kidding.
I like it.
I like hanging out with you guys.
It's fun.
Full draw scarps.
He says, hey, oh, I used to have two screws.
Oh, hey, oh, Jimmy Tuskoos.
You hearing this?
You see what I'm seeing over here?
You hear what I'm hearing?
Hey, Full Draw.
I used to have two Skiddoos just like you, Jimmy.
Jimmy Two Skiddoos.
Hey, meet Scoppy Tuskoos.
Scoppy Deuce, we used to call him.
Hey!
What are you doing with those two skiddos, you crazy mech?
Those are Iris guys.
I don't know.
It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't have to make sense.
I told you when this started, I think probably, or I do often, this is a mess.
This is a train wreck.
It's a human.
No, yeah, I did.
I said severe, severe mental breakdown.
I think probably seven times.
So, I don't know what you thought was going to happen.
I don't know.
What do you think this is?
What do you think this is?
You know, question time at Congress?
You think this is a serious discussion on intergalactic policy in the bunker of Area 51 and what to do with the alien question?
No.
No.
This is my house, and it's fucking weird and silly.
You don't know.
I make the rules here.
And they won't follow the rules.
The other side won't follow the rules.
So no, there's not going to be soon.
No rules for anybody.
Everything's going to be awesome.
Sir Toast says, by the HODS, how could I have forgotten the most important news?
By the HODS.
On Thursday at 3.50 a.m., my honorary grandson was born.
The Toast family has extended, and I now four.
Our blood will live on.
My best friend considered me a father figure as he grew up.
Awesome, man.
Congratulations.
Good for you.
I'm happy for you.
Cinnamon Julian says, did you hear?
What did we hear, Julian?
Did you hear they announced the official cause of the Rogers outage?
My finger hovers like the sword of Damocles above the sensor button of you so it so much.
You think it's not?
I swear.
It says apparently Hamwags...
Oh, yeah!
The blue taco says, search up a photo of bald-faced hornets.
They are black and white.
They are total.
Sorry, adromosidual.
Okay.
I don't eat ham that much anyway, so I don't.
He says they're total assholes, even by Hornet standards.
This is sounding hauntingly familiar.
Oh, God, don't tell me this is true.
Fairy says, or the Sauruman, he's still Saurumon.
Could have been a drag queen show.
They do those at family restaurants now.
That's possible.
Cam, have you thought of that?
Cinnamon could have been a guy on it.
He's just doing a performance.
Professor Max Hammer says, reminds me of George Gostanza coming up with baby names.
Soda and Seven.
Soda.
Oh, my God.
Man, that show was funny as fuck.
I don't care.
That was funny.
Satoshi Ape and Real Donald T says Moon Unit was the daughter.
Oh, God.
That's even worse.
That's even worse.
Dweezel was the boy.
Oh!
And does a pretty good parody of Zappa does Zappa.
Oh, my God.
Oh, well.
You know?
If you're going to go for it, just go for it.
You know, name your kid Dweezel, you know?
Why not?
I want to name my next kid Shablamp.
Yep.
What?
Yeah, Shablamp.
What the hell is Shablamp?
Oh, it's a noise I just made up.
I just invented it.
Shablamp.
You know, like, Dweezel!
That's nothing.
It's a noise I made up.
Shablamp!
That's a name now.
It's the name of a person.
It's the name of a person that I made.
And that's what I named it.
So right on the fucking...
Okay, man, okay.
People are weird with names.
It's funny.
It's funny what people name their kids.
Mika Shrednik says, let's call these dag tags and send SCIS on another decoding mission.
Do you mean the real CSUs or the SCIS?
I don't know.
They are dag tags.
They're tagged all over the country.
These slashes.
They're everywhere.
Flags real easy to paint, too.
I love it.
Dude, it's so crazy.
There's people just randomly meeting each other in the wild now.
They're like, hey, man, drinking daggaloon.
And they're like, yeah, terrorism.
Ha ha ha.
And now they're friends.
It's hilarious.
I get messages all the time.
It's funny as fuck.
And just like that, a whole bunch more people became very, very, very less afraid of the fucking shenanigans these clowns were up to.
And they're doing good.
They are doing great, kid.
A lot of them.
When I read that one was crazy.
Did I get to the end?
Oh, no.
Anderson Palin says, the bees will avenge moon unit.
The bees.
What is that music?
I remember now.
It's so dumb.
Oh, my God.
That's why you'd get eaten by bees, right?
You'll find it.
God.
*sniff*
Not like this!
Oh, there's...
Wait!
There's even a better one!
We can get Nichols cage!
That's why I thought of this song.
My brain is fucked.
Hang on.
Hang on.
I don't know if I have it to the song, though.
I fucked it up.
There's a scene in a movie called The Wicker Man where he gets eaten by bees, and it's basically a...
parody.
See this?
I don't know.
It's crazy.
And the acting is horrendous I'm not one of you!
I don't believe in your gods!
I don't believe in sacrifice!
This is what happens to Tom.
He didn't believe in Dadaglon rituals.
This is what happens.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
No, no, no, moving.
What is it?
What is it?
What is that?
What is that?
What is it?
No, not the beast.
Not the bees!
Ah!
I'm not my eyes!
Ah!
No!
No!
Merc, what have you done?
Merc, what have you done?
And then just revive him for more V-torture?
What kind of crazy people are you?
Why would you do this to Nicholas Cage?
He didn't observe the diagonal holiday and now he must burn.
This movie's fucking crazy.
*Rainful laughter*
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Imagine he breaks you to that.
They put him in the giant, you know, wicker man, and they set it on fire and burn him alive.
It's fucked, man.
It's a fucking crazy, you know.
I think it's a remake of a movie, but the Nicholas Cage.
I mean, I'm just going to say, of anyone I've ever seen be killed by bees on film, that is by far the best one.
So I think he deserves it.
I think he deserves a round of applause for that.
That was great.
That was good acting.
If you've ever seen anyone get killed by bees better than that, I don't know.
I don't know what to tell you.
That's cool for the rest of these.
I got to get out of here.
This is getting weird.
The bees will be.
Mr. Townsend, can you please a Killer Bees movie with Chris McLock and this one's a good idea?
I can't promise anything.
Hmm.
Where are we?
On an island in a lake inside of the world of Diagalon.
*music*
It's not on the map.
It's not on Google Earth.
It technically doesn't exist.
Help!
Help me!
Mercurial 6 in the cage.
It's Merc 306.
This is my island of bees!
This is my island of bees!
They'll hunt you!
My bees will hunt you!
But one man...
Determined to stop it.
Well, say about that, any event of the most deadly weapon the environment has ever devised.
You'll never take my bees from me!
My bees love me!
Ah, it's a funny thing about love.
Love.
The funny thing about the moment Secret B island of the bees someone never ever make that movie.
No one, please God, no.
That would be fucking might as well at this point, actually.
Copyright patent pending Island of the Bees stupid.
You're lucky I have no self-respect at all, or I wouldn't do that.
You're lucky I hate myself on the inside.
And I'm willing to embarrass myself.
Rated B!
Oh, I missed it.
A320 at the very end.
He's like, rated B. Oh, shit.
Damn it.
That was like, I missed a layup.
Oh, that was an empty netter, dude.
Oh, fuck.
How did I miss rated B for B?
I'm going to have to rename this stream The Bees because this is like the Candelabra incident.
Where, and like that one, there will be a whole stream that was all I remember, it was hijacked by Candelabras, and I can't explain why.
I don't remember what happened.
I have no fucking idea at all.
I'll have to rename this one, The Stream of Bees, or if you be it, they will be or some kind of bee reference.
And I'll be like, Yeah, I remember there's a whole thing about bees, but I don't remember, I don't remember any of it because it's a psychosis, because I'm insane.
I'm a crazy person.
The bees are coming for you.
They're gonna be there soon.
Be there or be square.
February.
28, which can look like a bee in a calculator.
When the Island of Bees movie is released on DVD.
It's like DVD, but better.
It's made out of bees.
It's made out of bees.
This is very stupid.
This is what we're doing with our time?
What are we doing with our lives anymore?
Get buzzed.
Get buzzed with the bees.
Alright, that's enough.
That's enough.
We gotta end this.
This is getting out of control.
They're gonna late lately.
There was a couple other things I get mad about, though.
Oh, yes.
Let's see if I can figure out how to tie all this.
What do I...
Yeah.
Thank you.
Build bridges and then dig ditches.
Because there is still a lot of people that they just don't know.
They have no idea what's going on.
And they're essentially just ignorant.
But then there's other people that are pinko communists, you know, full-blown.
They either admit it openly or they're pretty...
They're Nazi adjacent.
You're a fucking pinko.
You're a fucking pink.
That's not a good thing to be.
That's very bad.
When did we forget that?
Oh, right.
When they took over our shit, why wouldn't they say that?
They took over our shit and started saying, call me good.
Everything else bad.
Nationalism bad.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's very, very bad.
What?
Since when?
Since I took over.
Nationalism a threat to you?
Oh, yes, very much so.
Oh, that's why you hate it.
You got it.
It's got to go or I'm a dead person.
Oh, right on.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
And we have our, you know, our wonderful leaders here looking ahead, you know, doing what they got to do to make sure things are going to get better.
Like pushing ahead on a fertilizer reduction as provinces and farmers cry foul.
Just so the same thing that happened in the Netherlands, it's happening now in many other countries as well.
It follows this UN lockstep agenda where they all work together.
It's all the same.
It's all an illusion.
It's professional wrestling.
It really doesn't matter too much who...
We're gonna get the libs out.
We're going to get them out.
We're going to get the limbs.
The limbs got to get them out.
Who do we got to get out?
The limbs without getting them out.
It's not going to make any difference.
Because the other guys are the same.
They're all on the same team.
They all work together.
You're just changing the song on the CD.
It's the same band, dude.
I hate these guys.
Next song.
Fuck these guys again.
Next song.
Man, I hate these guys.
Next song.
Take the CD out of the trade.
It's the same band.
It's the same people.
They're all the same.
They're doing it in every country, all at the same time.
And if you don't believe me, I'm glad somebody dug this up.
There's a few different one of these, a lot of critiques on the Conservative Party going around.
This is an interesting one.
I liked.
I didn't like it.
As you can see here on the voter card for your leader, says to deliver it to leadership vote care of Delotte Canada, D-E-L-O-I-T-T-E.
Well, what's that?
I never heard of that.
Well, it turns out that Delotte Canada is a long-standing strategic partner of the World Economic Forum.
You can't make this shit up.
World Economic Forum is an international organization that connects leaders from business, governance, society, and academia to shape global, regional, industrial genitals.
WFN is strategic.
We're evil.
The World Economic Forum and Dilaud on the future of financial...
So the United Nations, essentially, in the World Economic Forum, is going to manage the Conservative Party leadership vote in Canada.
Isn't that nice?
That sounds proper and not fucked up at all.
Right?
Right.
Why wouldn't it?
Why wouldn't an international body control, you know, the election outcome, you know, just basically have the keys to the election outcome of a sovereign nation unless it wasn't a sovereign nation?
We are their fucking property.
They decide how it goes.
Okay?
You guys can, you know, make noise and be cranky, you know, but whatever.
But at the end of the day, they're making the call.
They're in charge here.
Get the limbs out.
It doesn't matter.
It makes no difference.
It doesn't make any difference.
What else do you need to see?
Do you need to see care of like, you know, George Soros?
You know, do you need to see small pee-pee, like, actually touching his dick?
Like, what do you need to see?
What do you need to see to see that all of these, it's all tied to the same.
It's a pile of rich people and they own everybody, man.
This is not real.
There's no real.
The people we have in this system are not really committed.
They don't really care.
They don't actually.
I mean, heart breaks for the homeless.
No, it doesn't.
Their hearts don't break for the residential school kids.
Their hearts don't break for the shooting the victims of Porta Peak.
Their hearts don't break for all the people that they don't give a fuck.
They don't care at all.
They never have.
It's a game.
It's a show.
It's a fucking show.
And you're not in on the joke.
It's theater.
It's really very managed, very much like professional wrestling.
It's such a good analogy, right?
Because the people watching it, they get caught up in the fun of it and the entertainment and the drama and the, oh my goodness, and whatever.
And they kind of suspend belief long enough to enjoy the product.
That's generally supposed to be how it works.
And just like professional wrestling, the owners of the of the wrestlers of the show, they can decide who gets to be the champion, you know, like the president.
And even though it's not really a real, it's not a fighting achievement, is it?
Because the fighting's not real.
But it is an achievement to them.
I mean, you're the champion of wrestling.
You didn't actually have to...
But why did you get chosen?
You got charisma.
You got something, kid.
You're special.
You know, you're a special boy.
So we're going to put you up here because it's going to make us more money.
We're going to make more money.
We're managing the show.
It's a product.
Just like they're managing our governments.
They're not going to put some boring, like somebody honest and good.
This isn't a meritocracy.
We're putting people in there that are good for us.
It's good for me.
It's not good for you.
I don't give a shit about you.
I'm trying to win here.
And they're fine with it.
Like, oh, well, yay.
It's an achievement.
I get to be a so-and-so, a whatsaodle.
They're not concerned with it because they want the position and the responsibility so that they can use that stick or staff or weapon or whatever magic calculator to then start fixing problems.
They want it because they want it for the status and the personal achievement and the social status and the clout and everything that comes with it.
It's what they want it for because most of them are narcissists and psychopaths.
And that's what they care about.
They don't care about you.
They care about themselves.
So what makes themselves, you know, more, better, powerful versions of themselves than by going into politics and literally controlling people's lives.
That's what narcissists do.
They want more power and control over things.
So they deliberately seek out ways to do that.
And nobody's stopping.
No one's just calling about anything anymore.
Oh, we'll just ruin it.
We'll just destroy the, yeah, we'll just tax the farmers to oblivion.
Who cares?
Fuck it.
What can happen?
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
If you can spell that, that's how you spell his name.
The carbon reduction scheme is going to create a further divide between Ottawa and Alberta.
No way.
Really?
You're going to fuck with them more and take more of their money and tax them more.
They suggested cutting by 2030, 46% cut of emissions.
So half your business has to go away.
That is crazy.
Oh, no.
Cap and trade system.
Oh, God.
Albert already has a limit on oil sands and emissions, and six of the biggest oil sand companies are targeting net zero by 2050.
They're not shutting down fast enough.
We're going to shut them down even faster.
We have a constitutional reckoning coming, says Danielle Smith to 260 supporters in Stony Plain on Tuesday.
Oof.
In response to the interference from Ottawa, she pitched the Alberta Sovereignty Act, her first bill of elected premier has passed the legislation to see Alberta refuse to enforce federal legislation deemed harmful to the province.
And here's how at least you can make them work for you because they just want to have success.
A lot of them.
And if they think that if you can make it attractive to them, like if they all of a sudden get a ton of support, like the people that are trying to do stuff like this, that is not necessarily what she's doing, but resisting at all or saying anything or doing any kind of questioning, those people need to be vigorously supported as much as possible.
That's like a fire that has started and you want it to burn.
So you want to shovel as much fuel into that as you possibly can.
Don't want to ignore it and let it just die out When someone appears and is like, I've really got problems with what the hell's going on here.
Good, excellent.
That's a good start.
That's a good start.
People can't just be content to just sit there and let them take beatings and everything.
Oh, you didn't fix everything all by yourself.
Lame.
Well, no.
All they can do is stand up there and say, hey, you guys, we got to do something about this.
They're talking to you.
They're talking to us.
Like, yes, we do.
We do have to do something about that.
That's, you know, it's kind of a two-way streak.
They can't do everything for you.
And we don't have that many people, that many characters and figures that are willing to tell the truth anymore.
So when they do show up, and even if it's a little bit, even if it's half the truth, it's like, well, that's half better than nothing what you were doing before, you know?
Like we attack a lot of the people for doing the things they do, but do we really, we should be spending more time rewarding and encouraging the people that are.
So they keep doing it and they inspire others and then more people keep doing it and they become better at it and so on.
And you see people fighting with each other and it's just so stupid to me.
Like, do you understand what we're doing?
Like, you guys are worried about your egos right now?
Like, okay.
All right, man.
But, you know, whatever.
*laughs*
And it's, um, this story just makes me mad, too.
Ties into it a little bit as well.
He had a great reputation.
Old Mad Dog Madnessy did.
General in the Marines.
Turns out, and not to anybody's surprise, not lately anyway, this turncoat.
It says, the Pentagon's top brass generals burned the careers of subordinates, but then pivoted to lucrative careers all while losing the wars they were supposed to be winning.
It's a new book by authored Major Fred Galvin, retired from the United States Marines.
And basically, short version is, there was a notorious operation in Afghanistan around the time I was there.
And no one really knows what happened, but allegedly a lot of civilians got killed.
And as the story goes, according to the Taliban, you know, and a bunch of others.
And, you know, mainstream media picked it up.
And they all fucking, oh, my God, Rezi, said that the Marines just opened fire and killed a ton of people.
And the Marines contended this was completely not true.
This was an operation done by the Taliban to, you know, try and win a political victory, which they did.
And the Marines ended up being removed from the country.
The unit was like, okay, you're no longer allowed to operate in Afghanistan anymore.
It was a special operations unit, special forces guys, which is, you know, they just started shooting everybody at random.
Like, really?
And they all did lie detector tests and they all, you know, gave statements and they cooperated fully.
And they're like, you know what happened, though, is that the political pressure of like, how dare, how dare you, the how dare yous took over and then their own guys burned them and put them on trial and fucked them over anyway and acted like they're war criminals.
It eventually then got appealed and dropped.
It's like, oh, okay, never mind.
I guess they didn't massacre a bunch of people.
It didn't matter.
They still had to go through all that.
And the people that did it to them, one of them was Mattis.
He got promoted.
So there you go.
You get promoted for lying.
You get promoted for lying and throwing your own men under the bus because it's all about you.
We have an infection of people.
They're fucking goddamn godless commies.
They're all about themselves.
As soon as you're willing to do that, as soon as you're willing to, you know, ruin people's lives for your career, you're an evil, you're a bad person.
You're not on our team anymore.
That is a horrible...
And he tried to make money off of a bunch of horseshit, too.
He retires.
He's on the board of like four different companies.
Like companies, dude.
You're one of the most famous retired Marines there, mad dog.
Why don't you, companies?
Don't you think you, you know, this Marine Corps you love so much, maybe you should be like helping with all their fucking mental issues and their funding problems and their VA problems and their recruiting issues.
Like the core of the Marine Corps is not doing well.
Every Western unit is not doing well.
Everybody's not doing well.
I promise you that.
And you're like, hey, I want to go make money at big weapons companies.
Oh, yeah, you're totally our guy.
Yeah, for sure, bro.
For sure, bro.
It's like when someone has the ability to do some real good, like when they have a lot of power and then they use it for themselves, it's like...
Did it even occur to you?
And did you go, and then did you choose yourself?
Or did you just automatically get to a situation and then see the next logical phase for you to go to that was going to benefit you and you had no thoughts for anyone else whatsoever, despite the immensely powerful position that you're holding?
You were just kind of concerned.
Is that what you did?
Because the first example would be better.
Because at least you had the thought that maybe you should do something different or help people.
At least you thought about it.
That would be better.
I wonder if they've even thought about it.
Because they don't do it.
Why are there even homeless people at all?
There's no need of that.
Imagine some kind of national rehabilitation program where they're like, whatever it is, if they got addiction problems, education problems, they're sick, they're fucked up, they're crazy, they're, you know, they're just like, my life just got fucked over, just went wild, everything went sideways.
You like, oh, yeah, well, I guess I'm homeless now.
And you just go to a fucking, a certain place in town.
Maybe the police can take you or a government office like oh shit shitty man Anyway, they put you on a bus or a train or whatever and they send you somewhere and you can go to school You can get clean you can do whatever you can figure out how to fucking and it's free So you figure it out.
It's not you're on the street anyway, you know How much could that cost?
Do you think it would cost oh, I don't know what we spent on the Ukrainian war or maybe Afghanistan or maybe any of the other million countries we've been bombing for absolutely no fucking reason or what about the life insurance payments of the soldiers that we buried for absolutely no fucking reason you think that could have could have paid for something maybe and then all the health benefits and so on they paid out and all the people that are you know they're suing now that's that's certainly a lot of money all the costs of all the funerals the the economic cost of their lives being cut short and no longer being contributing to society and you know who knows what they
would have it would have become and so on high price was paid is what I'm saying they don't care we spend money on what they want to spend it on we
do what they want to do you understand do you get it like people they don't understand like why is the world like this well let's think about that for a minute because everyone says that at some point in their life they can't understand why are we why is this I mean that's just crazy yeah because it's you're not we're not making the decisions anymore we haven't been for a long time the wars don't make sense the taxes don't make sense none of it none of it does it doesn't matter because it's not for you it's for
them we're their property we do what they want us to do they turn on the magic box and they make it say what it has to say so you do the next thing that they want you to do they manage us we're their property we're their we're their uh that's why they call that's why they call people the goim because that's what they are that's literally what they are and at the very least at the very absolute least you
can at least be free in here in your head and in your soul and just not participate because it's all really voluntary isn't it they're not really force you to do anything that's the funny part because that's real slavery that's that's when they really get you they can make you volunteer to do something you don't want to do but you do it anyway just because you feel like you should that is a control i mean what do they need guns for like you have you can just you can just turn on tv and
say oh it's a deltacron variant straight face and people believe you no you can't go outside anymore the air is toxic yep people outside with masks on and everything oh yeah yeah we did it we did it all we did it all we uh blew up our families we destroyed our businesses our careers kicked people out of school doctors we kicked doctors out of school that were going to be doctors we fired actual doctors we fired nurses we fired all kinds of people like that because they didn't you know support the current thing it doesn't make any sense it makes
no logical sense at all but we did it anyway everything's worse everything's getting crazier and more insane and they'll just do whatever it says well who who pays for that not you not me i don't we don't tell it what who is telling it what to say because it's all saying the same thing in every country at the same time obviously it's it's not a it's not a theory there's like this many people in the world that control like
what's on television it's like four guys they have names they're real people you can look it up like they own everything these companies there's like four massive companies that own everything everything i read today that uh oh my god what was it ctv news i think is owned by at t which owns time warner which owns cnn so the same people that own cnn own ctv news do you know what i
mean and and they own every like there's tons of these and there's only a few of them they just tell everybody what to do and they do it it's crazy it's insane there are no adverse effects it's safe and effective everyone dropping we're just not going to report on it we're not going to report on you know probably world war iii shaping up like around any any time uh the imminent chinese invasion of taiwan we won't be talking about that we're not going to talk about the massive
amounts of food shortages we're not going to talk about the out of out of control insane violent crime we're not going to talk about the destruction of to our uh to our uh um you know national unity in our cities and so on by by mass you know importation of people from all over the fucking world that have no interest in you know participating or or uh you know assimilating it all um we've bankrupted ourselves we've spent all of the money we will ever have and
generations more um geez you know it's like i'm not saying they're trying to destroy everything but if you were would you be doing anything different and we're not going to talk about any of it we're going to just find nonsense like the world is shrinking you don't see you don't hear about shit anymore what's going on in the uk i have no idea or the australia like it's really been you know i
remember i wonder what will happen if one day it's like everyone's like remember italy like what's going on over there and no one knows like no one anywhere it's just all lines of communication have been cut you know they've completed the internet ghetto of entire countries now that's coming next it's like websites and stuff and then social media platforms and certain groups of people they've edged out entire groups of people out of online discourse to where they really don't exist in the mainstream consciousness anymore most
people don't aren't even aware that they exist because they've just kind of been quietly shoved out of the way The next phase of that is going to be entire countries are going to be, yeah, you're just not going to really hear about anything that goes on over there anymore.
Yeah, just going to kind of forget about it.
So you don't think so?
Canada's one of the first ones on the block.
They want to have one of these bills that's going to say, well, the government will, well, they're going to give the CRTC the ability to decide what's on TV and what's not, what's on the internet and what's not.
Based on what rules, whatever they feel like, whatever they think.
Yeah, what's happening in France?
What's happening in Yemen?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I know things are crazy.
Sri Lanka is in full-blown riot.
There's like 17 countries nearly in full revolt right now.
They're on the verge of World War III.
The Chinese Navy and Army's on the move.
I mean, good God.
The UK thinks Canada's in a worse spot.
I don't know.
Are we?
We have, so we do have a lot of weapons in Canada and the United States is right there as well.
That's not a, you know, you guys are on an island, and I don't think anyone has sold a gun in the United Kingdom legally in like 25 years.
You know, so I don't know.
You guys might be in it, might be in a worse, might be worse.
Running down dirty says, Antifa ain't got shit on Dagolon.
Robert O'Leary says, hey, Sarge, there's a few shekels from the O'Leary clan.
We're on holidays out here in Siakamus, B.C. I'm making a picture of Phillip's blood.
It's hard to explain to non-Dagalonians.
You don't need to explain it.
Just tell them to taste it and they'll get it.
They'll just have the image burned into their brain.
They won't know what it means.
But they'll see it.
Oh, my God.
It's scrolling away at the bottom somehow.
And Pooh Paul Platter sends a whole bunch of eights and says it's just a swarm of bees.
It could be a swarm of bees.
It could be a swarm of bees.
It's the bees.
This was a silly, bizarre presentation of a man's mental, unless I told you it would be a severe breakdown, and it's over now.
I do have to end the mental breakdown because, I mean, I got to charge up for the next one on Wednesday.
And then on Friday, and then we're just going to keep doing this until one of us dies.
That's what I assume happens.
I mean, eventually it's going to go, eh, you know, somebody probably died from a stroke already from factor fairy tale on Friday.
And one of these times it's going to be somebody else.
And then eventually I'm going to read one more ham leg article or one more like, you know, like Barney the Dinosaur is now the minister of national defense.
I mean, I don't know what it's going to be, but it's going to be something that's just like, my brain won't handle it.
And it'll just power off.
Power down, man.
Power down.
Embrace the heart attack.
That's not pain you're feeling.
It's, it's, it's the, you know, it's the parachute opening.
You're going home.
You're getting the, you're going home.
It's over.
You can get the fuck out of here.
Is he telling us to kill ourselves?
No, no.
But if it happens, I mean, hey, you know, worse things that could happen.
You could be a prisoner in, you know, North Korea.
That would be worse than being dead, probably.
Something like that?
What do you think?
Muslim elder Jeremiah says, remember when all the Western countries were having tampon shortages everywhere?
It's because we have too many pussies in Western first world countries.
That's where we're at.
The fairy mistole says, lekende quark ham dijan.
That's Dutch for leaky caw.
Fucking...
...
Mmmmm...
Nope, nope, that's not that.
*coughing*
All right, I'm okay.
They say, if you let your feelings out in public, you get the cancer.
That's how a man stays healthy.
You push that shit down, it kills cancer.
Makes you tough.
And then you'll talk like a guy who's trying to sell a truck in a commercial.
Nobody talks like this in real life.
But when somebody's trying to sell me a truck, I'm oddly accepting of it.
Maybe he's even got a stetson on him.
Maybe he's got big fucking cowboy boots, too.
I'll be like, okay.
I wasn't going to buy a truck before, but now I kind of want to.
I kind of want to be like that guy.
He's cool.
Yep.
Gotta go.
It's never gonna end.
Making gains has hurt a comedian summit money pox perfectly.
If you aren't gobbling dirty dick, you're gonna have to worry about it.
Well, it does only affect a small portion of the population, let's be honest.
All right, that's it.
I gotta get the hell out of here.
I hope you enjoyed tonight's presentation of my mental illness.
You can find me on ragingdissident.com.
All of my social media links are available to the various platforms where you can find my content, work, and aspirations, and further examples of mental spiraling that will be studied in the future by scientists, AI scientists, AI scientists that live indoors, in domes, perfect cylindrical steel domes in which they communicate underground via landline.
And why do they do this?
They do this because of the bees.
Because the bees control the earth, they control the land, and they hate the robots.
This is the future.
A world of bees and robots and domes that live underground.
In an ultimate stalemate.
Where are the people, Daddy?
They all died.
They all died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
After Hillary got elected, they were just like, no, we can't do this anymore.
And everyone had a heart attack.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a fucking cow?
Are you a fighter or are we a coward?
It's our time to take back the power.
Too many people know, man.
Too many people know.
When they pull this shit again, it's going to be a fucking...
You're asking for it.
Hit me once.
Shame on me.
Hit me twice.
You better have your fucking running shoes on, kid, because I'm coming.
And then silence you Yeah.
What you're gonna say.
Cindy Lee's.
Sorry, I missed three-fourth of this.
I'll catch it tomorrow morning.
You're doing great, Rage.
Thank you very much.
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And Nelson73.
Thank you guys very much.
Mickey Gaines, the fairy mistole Muslim elder Jeremiah.
Poopa platter.
Robert O'Leary running down dirty.
Mr. Chow.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader or will you follow?
Are you a fighter or will you cower?
It's our time to take back the power.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader or will you follow?
Are you a fighter or will you cower?
It's our time to take back the power.
Mr. Chow, Amazon Palm and Mika Treadmick, Satoshi Ape Real Donald Team Max, Professor Max Hammer.
Blue Taco, Cinnamon Julian.
Sir Toast Bulldog Scarf.
Son of Trust.
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He's scary.
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Says, Jimmy Thuskadoo.
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Phil Hugh Weasel.
Thank you for the beers as well, sir.
Thank you very much.
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CRJ.
This is not over, CRJ.
This is never going to be over.
Mo Sislap, NWO Pickley, and Sir Toast again.
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It's on the website if you like to listen to more rambling nonsense.
It's more of fucking internet pollution is what it do.
I'm polluting the internet with as much of my insanity as fucking possible.
I'm a super spreader.
I'm a fucking super spreader fellow.
I'm super spreading bigotry all day, every day.
Raisingdiston.com, thank you very much, guys.
Cheers, take care.
Love you.
See you next time.
Let's get working on those bees.
Welcome to the Beez.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader or will you follow?
Are you a fighter or will you cower?
It's our time to take back our power.
We don't need you right at all.
We won't be pushed out to the side What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader, or will you follow?
Are you a fighter?
Or will you coward?
It's our time.
Take out the power.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader?
Or will you follow?
Are you a fighter?
Or will you coward?
It's our time.
Take back the power.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader?
Or will you follow?
Are you a fighter?
Or will you coward?
Let's take back the power.
It's beautiful, Phil.
I didn't know you had these.
I said I didn't know you had these.
It's a lot of bees.
It's a lot of bees.
I don't need a demonstration.
No, I'll take your word for it.
I'm very uncomfortable.
I want to go home.
I really want to go home.
Because I'm inside a beehive the size of an aircraft carrier, Phil.
This is terrifying.
I want to leave.
Okay, let's leave.
I don't know.
I don't want the bees to fly me away.
I don't want you to fucking put me down.
Put me the fuck down, bees!
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