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July 16, 2022 - Raging Dissident

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🍁RageCast 257: WE LOVE THE CIRCUS

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	What's up?
	I don't know.
	What are we doing?
	Friday.
	What's up?
	Factor Fairy Tale Friday.
	What are you naming Friday?
	It's Friday.
	It's, I don't know.
	You can come up with your own name.
	You know, you can do whatever you want.
	You can have Fajita Friday.
	You can have Flamethrower Friday.
	firebombing Friday.
	You could have...
	Yeah, that would be the best one.
	We're not allowed to talk about that.
	Julian.
	Cinnamon Julian.
	You son of a bitch.
	He's just finished watching Wednesday stream.
	I want to take this moment to thank Ferryman for filling in for me.
	also.
	I don't...
	No one can say.
	See, I can pronounce it perfectly.
	Read my lips.
	Enough of that word.
	Please, no more.
	It's not real.
	I can't.
	I can put up with a lot of stuff, but fake words.
	Senor Bain, he says, I think we have at least one hour of...
	Do you know what I mean?
	Like I can like read a sentence, start reading it, and my eyes are reading ahead as I'm saying the previous.
	So I can, I can like, like censoring myself, I got like a couple, couple three-word, two, three-word delay.
	So I go, oh, wait, stop.
	Stop.
	It doesn't always happen.
	It doesn't always work.
	It's tough.
	It's, it's live.
	It's, it's, you know.
	But this time, he almost got me again.
	I will, I'll say thunder thighs super chats.
	I'll finish that message off.
	But the rest of that other part in the middle, that's that we're just going to have to go ahead and yeah, we're not, we're not doing, no, that's the, those are, those, I don't make me, don't make me censor words.
	Don't make me become what I hate.
	Sertosi says, oh boy, it's Friday.
	That means it's time to FedPost.
	Well, I mean, if you want, if you, I mean, they're getting bored, I think.
	They're just all the, all the cops and CSS agents keep going back to the same people's houses now.
	And I, you know, I don't know what they're doing.
	Maybe they're bored.
	Maybe they need, maybe they need some more, uh, some more, some new, new names, some new people to interview.
	So, you know, you could.
	You could Fed post some crazy stuff or just, you know, just say generally potentially alarming things, but in such a vague way that it's really not any, you know, can't really prove anything one way or the other.
	It's just kind of a strange and odd, you know, unsettling statement, maybe, something like that.
	And then Cesis and the RCMP will come to your house.
	It's like it's like saying Betelgeuse three times.
	Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse.
	If you just, you know, Fed post, FedPost, FedPost.
	And then the police are at your house.
	So if that's something you feel like you want to engage in and you want to experience that life, then that's how you do it.
	Not saying you should, but that is the result.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	If you fed post a lot, they will come to your house.
	They've done it to about 100 people.
	I don't know what the actual number is.
	It's a lot.
	It's dozens and dozens.
	It's a lot.
	It might be close to 100.
	I don't know, but it's quite a few.
	And yeah, they're coming over and they're being weird.
	Saying weird stuff.
	Oh.
	Mr. Chow, how are you, man?
	He says, just finished my steak pasta garlic bread Caesar salad while drinking Corona.
	About to eat my dessert, but I'm not sure which is sweeter.
	Cupcakes or your voice delivering the truth.
	Oh.
	Mr. Chow.
	That's the nicest super chat I've ever gotten.
	See, this is Cam Julian.
	CRJ.
	You guys paying attention.
	This is how you super chat, okay?
	That's how it's done.
	I like to see that.
	You love to see that.
	That's good stuff right there.
	Give him a sticker.
	I like that guy.
	And he's subscribed too.
	So there you go.
	And he's got an entropy subscription.
	So Mr. Chow is coming up.
	He's a good draft pick.
	We like Mr. Chow.
	Sir Toast says, tonight's episode takes, man.
	Tonight's episode of Rage Cast is brought to you by poor man's plate carriers.
	Be the only one on the battlefield that survives or dies in epic fashion.
	Our middle-of-the-road quality carriers are stuffed to the brim with tannerite and ball bearings.
	Making you the one on the field to survive.
	Maybe.
	What?
	Making you the one on the field to survive.
	Maybe.
	The last part doesn't make sense.
	It was so close.
	Damn.
	Poor man's...
	Those are funny.
	That's usually like...
	This guy just doesn't even want to try to live.
	And of course, Chris Jason, thank you very much, sir.
	I finally got a hold of him.
	I'm going to give him these flags here.
	He says, politics, when this is over, I'm never going to watch this shit ever again.
	I'm going to smash my phone and TV with a grenade.
	There you go.
	See, there you go.
	So, Chris Jason is probably going to get visited by the Fed soon.
	And here's why.
	He's mentioned a grenade and politics in the same sentence and some act of destruction.
	And he's contributed to myself as a supporter.
	So that's generally the two.
	And now I've said his name a bunch of times on the street because of the, you see how this works?
	And then they come to your house and they go, you better tell us about the terrorism, Mr. Jones.
	We're serious, this is a real important thing.
	This is real dealy.
	Really dealio.
	This is what we got to do.
	I know there's murders and there's more people dying in this country than ever because of the drugs that's being shipped in here.
	And that's really what you could say is a, is a, you know, that's actually quite the act of destruction on the country.
	You could say that, but no.
	You guys got to go to other people's houses.
	It's real.
	I mean, you got to really, you got to keep people safe, don't you?
	You really got it.
	You really got to keep them safe.
	So that's how you do it.
	Don't, this, this can wait.
	This is, this is, this will sort itself out.
	BC, again, is on track to break opioid overdose records.
	Good.
	Oh, did you think it was getting better?
	No, it's getting worse.
	It's always been getting worse.
	Everything has been getting worse for decades.
	A new report by British Columbia's Coroner's Service reveals that the province is on track to break another record when it comes to overdoses.
	That's putting less of drugs.
	Yay!
	Great.
	That's great news.
	Another record loss, totally preventable loss of human life that was entirely carried out explicitly by violent criminals.
	I mean, does it matter?
	I mean, it's like, it's fentanyl, guys.
	All right.
	That's what's going on.
	That's what.
	So what's going on is people are being prescribed these drugs.
	They're being prescribed opioids and very addictive painkillers and stuff like that in hospitals and, you know, from their doctors, because you got to trust the experts.
	I want you to think about this.
	Because doctors are, as we know, the third leading cause of death, you know, malpractice, medical malpractice.
	But also, doctors also prescribe this shit to people.
	So let's take in the add the regular malpractice deaths and let's add on top of them all of the deaths caused by drug addiction due to opioids, overdosing, and people going onto the street to score street drugs to chase the dragon and they get fentanyl and they die.
	And you've basically introduced them to this whole world.
	And there's more of these prescribed than ever before.
	Because, of course, the doctors, they often get kickbacks for this.
	They get paid to prescribe this shit, right?
	These pharmaceutical companies take them out on little grooming missions.
	They take them golfing.
	They go have dinners and they do all this kind of stuff.
	And they go, hey, it would be really great if you'd shill our product for us.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Oh, that can be arranged.
	And then the deal is made and so on and so on.
	So how many people are doctors killing?
	And once again, back to the police for a second.
	This is all at least this aspect of it, the fentanyl, all this, because people have a craving, a hunger for painkilling drugs more than ever before is what I'm saying.
	I'm saying the cause of that is because of doctors over-prescribing these recklessly to make money.
	That's what I'm saying in black and white terms.
	And now the aspect of this is being facilitated by organized crime and violent gangs and a lot of them out of Asia, particularly China.
	That's where a lot of the fentanyl is actually coming into Canada.
	You see, it's being shipped over here and it's being sold in our markets and the drug markets.
	Fentanyl is very, very, very cheap, very cheap to make, insanely addictive, very powerful.
	So you can cut all kinds of stuff with it.
	So drug dealers, they buy it.
	They're like, I want some of that fentanyl and I cut it into my drugs.
	Makes my drugs last longer.
	They're more addictive.
	You might die if you dose it wrong.
	You can overdose real easy.
	Do you think that's something maybe the police should be looking into?
	Like, like way more than they are?
	Because how the hell is this even happening?
	How is it?
	How is it?
	This is just a regular question, guys.
	I don't know.
	I'm not a cop.
	I wouldn't know.
	I know some of you guys are out there, but I'm not.
	So you guys can find like random fucking Canadian people on the internet via just social media names that mean like I don't even know their actual names.
	It's just a screen name and a guy I talked to in a chat room kind of thing.
	You know what I mean?
	And you found you went right to his fucking house.
	Like that.
	Huh?
	It's weird.
	You think maybe if you apply that kind of effort to tackling the other problems that are, you know, killing more people in this country than ever before?
	Do you think maybe that could make some kind of difference?
	Or like, what do you think, guys?
	Huh?
	What do you think about that?
	Should we try that?
	Do you guys want to try that?
	Be a lot cooler if you did.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Oh, it's Friday.
	Cheers, everybody.
	I'm just picking fights again.
	That's what I do.
	There's so many windows.
	Lesson of everyday human events.
	And isolation is the oxygen mask.
	Come make your children.
	Chris Jason's back again.
	Thank you very much, man.
	He says, tell him to come over.
	I'm a normal man with six kids.
	There's nothing to hide.
	We'll see about that, Chris Jason.
	We're the police people.
	We'll see about that.
	We'll see about that.
	And when we were...
	Thanks, bro.
	Bye.
	Watch them actually get a visit now.
	That'd be fucking hilarious.
	Remember to take pictures.
	That's the funnest.
	That's the funnest thing.
	You can get pictures of them because they're not ready for it.
	I'm not prepared.
	They don't want you to take their picture, especially if you go.
	I've got a bunch more.
	I've got a few other ones, a couple other ones, that I could post.
	I just haven't yet.
	But, you know, I'm collecting them.
	I'm collecting a photo album of Cesus Agents.
	And I'm going to put it on a calendar and I'm going to sell it.
	I'm going to sell it on the website.
	Oh, look who's Mr. January.
	Mmm.
	One of you ladies is going to be Miss October.
	I think so.
	Not sure which one.
	The other one may be.
	We'll see.
	We'll see what happens.
	But yeah, that would be funny if they took it.
	Let's see.
	Go down, go down.
	I've read these already.
	There she is.
	She says, Chris from Rumble needs to DM me on Telegram.
	Seriously, still waiting.
	I don't like to wait.
	Tick tock.
	She's not happy.
	You better.
	She'll get after you.
	It's just easier.
	Just get a hold of her.
	Just avoid problems now.
	I'm just trying to help you.
	GB says, to be fair, I thought his voice was soothing.
	Before it was cool.
	Angry rants and all.
	If only I have the vocal range of this beautifully bearded man and his be- Okay, this is getting weird now.
	Thank you.
	I don't have much of a vocal range, do I?
	Yeah, I think maybe I do.
	Yeah, I've had a lot of people say that.
	Not about the voice thing, but like, I don't know.
	For some reason, I like to listen to it, even though you're angry and yelling about stuff.
	It's because you like to know that there's other people that feel like you do.
	And the things that you thought about how fucked up something is, it's not just you.
	Okay.
	There's a lot.
	There's quite a few of us, actually.
	Maybe half the country or more is like, what in the fuck is going on right now?
	So, you know, that's the, I mean, I like to, I like to know that I'm not completely alone by my fucking self.
	You know what I mean?
	It's good.
	It's good.
	It's good to know.
	Just Matt, how you doing, brother?
	How you making out, man?
	He says, fentanyl is opium wars 2.0 changed my mind.
	Well, it is, isn't it?
	Because it's coming from, they're doing what we did to them.
	The British Empire did this to the Chinese.
	They introduced them to heroin.
	And now the irony of China reintroducing or introducing heroin to North America, like not really, but like really just poison them with the drugs.
	It's part of their, it's in their unrestricted warfare manual, essentially.
	I'm pretty sure.
	You should go check it out.
	It's not, but I mean, the fact that shit like that exists, that there is literally a book about, it was written by a Chinese general, and I swear to fucking shit, it's called Unrestricted Warfare.
	I can't remember the general's name.
	He's Chinese, so it's like, I didn't even try to pronounce it then.
	Never mind.
	I didn't, you know, unless it's like the Japanese generals' names were easier to remember for some reason, but the Chinese ones are just hard as fuck.
	Like Yamamoto, you know what I mean?
	Emperor Hirohito!
	But for some reason, the Chinese...
	Is that racist?
	Yeah, everything's racist.
	Yeah, of course.
	Everything everyone does everywhere is racist.
	The fact that this mic stand is, it's racist.
	The angle it's being pointed at is racist.
	Look, the mic stand is Sig Hiling.
	Seek Hil!
	Sig Hile!
	Sig hil!
	Look, see?
	I proved it.
	There you go.
	Racist mic stand.
	You happy now?
	There, you're a genius.
	You're a fucking genius.
	You're an absolute genius.
	know what it's it's like you All of these, you know, terms and these are just their fucking opinions.
	This is not facts.
	This is not science.
	It's just your opinion.
	They're extreme accelerationists.
	You literally just made that up.
	You just made that up to describe your opinion.
	This isn't a scientific fact.
	This isn't like, yeah, like, you know, birds fly and, you know, fish live in the ocean kind of thing.
	Or do they?
	Or do they?
	Because, I mean, we do live in this world where the United States delegation to France on Bastille Day is this.
	So, I mean, maybe fish don't live in the ocean.
	Maybe fish live in apartment buildings and they have office jobs and they do it over Zoom because coronavirus was really bad in the fish world.
	So they had to adapt and move into office, mostly office buildings.
	A lot of fish live in office buildings.
	Maybe that's possible because this is normal and fine.
	The fact that this happened surely isn't a sign that things are on a downward trajectory, the likes of which has never been seen since the fall of the Roman Empire.
	No.
	That's just, that's just the Admiral.
	That's the grand.
	Who is that?
	That's one of the joint chiefs or something.
	It's one of the highest ranked military officers in the United States.
	And it's a man who is kind of cosplaying as an old lady, but also an admiral.
	I can't describe it any more than that.
	And then next to him is clearly a dude in a dress in high heels and bald.
	A bald man with the dress and high heels on.
	And this isn't a joke.
	This isn't an SNL sketch.
	This isn't a Saturday Night Live.
	This is a photo of the delegation for Bastille Day from the United States.
	Not from Clown Planet, from the United States of America.
	Did you ever think you'd live to see the day?
	And no, everything's nothing crazy is going on, guys.
	No, this is fine.
	This is...
	This is not...
	No.
	No, you don't, because that would make you a bigot.
	Okay?
	So It's totally normal.
	Anyway.
	So, anyway, they just make it up.
	What is this?
	You guys are accelerating.
	Acceleration is accelerating.
	What?
	What?
	How is that exactly?
	Here's what's actually fucking happening, Einstein.
	The people you love to worship so much and do whatever they say, and you will do whatever they say, whatever they say, whatever they say, you will do it.
	They are making radical, extreme changes to the fabric of our society and the experience that is living on earth as a human being.
	They are making fundamental changes to everything that we care about.
	And I mean everything.
	I mean, it is coming from every direction right now.
	And we are reacting to those changes very negatively.
	We don't like them.
	We're very upset about them.
	And we would prefer that they not happen.
	And we would like things the way they were.
	Now, your interpretation of that is we are terrorists.
	Hey, super intellectual college guy that's so fucking, you're just so smart, man.
	You're so smart with all those pronouns and everything.
	If you stopped doing anything, just stopped making these crazy changes.
	It would be like it would be, you didn't ask anybody.
	You just did it, you know?
	So you're going to kind of expect people to get upset about that.
	Okay?
	You don't get to make up reality.
	If anyone is accelerating anything, it's you.
	You are the accelerationist, if there is such a thing.
	You're sandbagging people and gaslighting them.
	Do you know there's like basically civil war happening in Europe right now?
	Do you know there's like a dozen countries in open revolt?
	The Netherlands, for example, is in open revolt.
	Not a bunch of people kind of getting mad on the internet.
	I mean, the country is not functioning right now.
	Highways are jammed up.
	There's trucks and tractors.
	And not even just from, there's a bunch of German guys in there now.
	No one, the food stores are empty.
	I have no idea what's going to happen over there.
	It's crazy.
	Do you think maybe that should be in the news?
	Do you think that would be something interesting?
	Would you guys like to hear more about that situation?
	Does this, do you feel that that is in the public interest, you know, of the world, really?
	If my job is to, here, I'm going to sit down and this is my job.
	I'm going to tell you stories about what's happening in the world.
	I'm going to call my job the news and I'm going to tell you about what's happening in the world.
	Now, what should I do with that?
	I should probably prioritize in order of like, you know, what we think is probably the most important things to know about, like, like things that could have massively huge ramifications that could shake the foundation of Western civilization, for example.
	Like, say a major European country goes into open revolt and like the prime minister might get killed and eaten.
	They've done it before.
	I don't know.
	maybe a civil war breaks out and it rattles international trade.
	It could drastically impact a lot of...
	No, we're not going to.
	I think we're going to ignore that.
	We're going to ignore that story.
	That's, You know what they want to hear about?
	They want to hear about people.
	See, that's what the people want.
	They want reality TV, don't they?
	They want characters and they want drama and they want crazy loot and sex.
	Oh, fuck yeah.
	They love that.
	Anything with sex in it.
	I've got just the story for you.
	Hey, have you heard of Hunter Biden?
	No?
	No, you don't like that one either.
	Really?
	Really?
	You don't want to play that story either?
	That would be number two, I'd think, wouldn't it?
	I mean, it's not quite as crazy as the Europe story, but really?
	Because I mean, there's like hundreds of videos of him swinging his dick around, beating hookers with guns, smoking crack, talking about how his dad, who happens to be the president of the United States, is a pedophile, you know, and he's banging his dead brother's niece or something like that.
	And she's like 15?
	I mean, there's messages in there about, hey, you know, we're basically just openly laundering money in Ukraine.
	We got to kick so much money back to the big guy, he calls him, the president of the United States, as part of this illicit, you know.
	So, okay, so you don't like the Europe story.
	It's boring international politics.
	You don't like this story.
	I mean, it has everything you want.
	There's tons of hookers around.
	I mean, it makes Charlie Sheen look like a reasonable guy, to be honest with you.
	Like, Charlie Sheen and Johnny Depp looked at what was, you know, the summary list of Hunter Biden's laptop and went, oh my.
	Whoa.
	That's very disturbing.
	I've done some drugs, but not like this.
	He's wearing like a USS Eisenhower, like the aircraft carrier jacket, and he's like smoking crack pipes.
	It's fucked, dude.
	And nothing anywhere.
	We're just not going to talk about it.
	So if that was me and I'm the news and those are the decisions I made, do you think anybody would be like, Number one, you're really bad at your job.
	Like, you don't know what the fuck is important and what's not.
	You're totally like, you know, you just don't know how to, you're bad.
	You're very bad at this.
	Or you're doing it on purpose.
	You're intentionally ignoring things because you don't like them.
	But that's not your job, though, is it?
	Your job is to tell the news whatever it is.
	It's not your job to manipulate the news and curate the news and choose what people will and will not see and will and will not hear about.
	Do you see how that could be harmful to society?
	Accelerationist even.
	Do you suppose that could be acceleration-y?
	Maybe?
	Do you think maybe?
	What do you think about that?
	Huh?
	Do you think withholding...
	I mean, just let me...
	Let's say, you know, withholding massive stories or just ignoring them, or lying about them that a lot of people have a great deal of interest in could erode their trust in you.
	And then, you know, they will basically be like, I think you're full of shit.
	And then they don't listen to you anymore.
	And then they listen to whatever.
	Which would have a destabilizing effect on the country, wouldn't it?
	Because no one really knows what the fuck is going on anymore.
	Nobody knows who to believe.
	Everybody's fighting with everybody.
	It's just, it's fucking chaos out there.
	So I feel like I feel like you not doing your job is accelerating the problem.
	I think you're making it worse.
	I think you're, and again, are you just really fucking bad at it?
	Or are you doing it on purpose?
	Come on, news guy.
	Which is it?
	Godzilla Unchained.
	Wait a minute.
	What?
	I should just have this downloaded.
	It'd be so much faster.
	Use the same one ever because I always do.
	Maybe this one.
	This one could be better.
	Let's go with this.
	It's just like super chat.
	No, I don't want your little splash noises.
	Come on!
	Five, seven seconds.
	Hey, travelers.
	Welcome to this polydea chat.
	No.
	The things you do for generic background music.
	I mean, really, that was kind of torturous.
	That hurt me a little bit.
	I'm not a fan of it, what just happened.
	I won't be using this one again.
	But in the meantime, Ragecast 257 is sponsored by Fuck Pfizer.
	Are you one of the one in 5,000 vaxed individuals who now suffers from myocarditis?
	Are you looking for revenge?
	Fuck Pfizer-Waffenpabrick has the low-yield tactical nuke to get it done.
	Trust the physics.
	Trust Fuck Pfizer.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for that commercial.
	That was a good sponsor.
	I like that one.
	That's good.
	What is he doing?
	What I'm doing is making a creative way of engaging my audience and just, you know, upping the fun aspect.
	You know, remember that?
	You remember how that works?
	You fucking assholes?
	Fuck.
	Man, there are some fucking real dickheads out there and fucking cowards and just little weak small men, right?
	They don't understand.
	The real power and strength is in here.
	It's in here.
	And they have none of it.
	And we can all see them for who they are, but they really, you know, think they're not.
	The best thing about those people is like to do what they do, which is nothing, I could easily do.
	I could easily hide and, you know, talk shit and hide and wear a mask.
	I could do that easily.
	They could never, ever, for one fucking second, a wisp of a joke to imagine that they could do this.
	So it's cute.
	There's some cute people out there.
	Filthy Weasel the 23rd.
	Because I'm sure everyone is well aware.
	We are.
	I was insulting someone specific.
	I just, people don't.
	What are you talking about?
	If you don't know, it's not you.
	If you're furious, it was you.
	Yeah, I was insulting you.
	Got him.
	Filthy Weasel the 23rd.
	I love pissing people off.
	It's funny.
	The ones I don't like, the ones that deserve it.
	Filthy Weasel23.
	How you doing, brother?
	He says, I'm sure everyone is well aware we are in the seventh wave.
	Instead of getting needles or getting upset, just grab a surfboard and ride the Edel's waves.
	I can see Philip on a surfboard after doing a line or two.
	Love fuck, you make me fry that, dude.
	Share a Zucca.
	Yeah, I'm going to read all of Filthy Weasel's super chats from now on in that weird surfer voice.
	I don't know what that is.
	Who even is that, bro?
	Like, what is that?
	What kind of accent even is this, dude?
	Radical.
	Tubular.
	Wow.
	Totally.
	I don't know what that is.
	Extreme, man.
	Whoa.
	Yeah.
	Burner Lord.
	Oh, God.
	Is it Keanu Reeves?
	Yeah.
	Whoa.
	What was that movie?
	California Surfer.
	Yeah, there was a movie where Keanu Reeves was from California.
	Seventh wave, normally.
	Did you guys know about this, though?
	This is a real big problem.
	I'm really, this is something I'm actually worried about.
	I don't think we...
	We can't be joking around about this.
	This is...
	You're about to be.
	Listen to this.
	Variant known as the ninja is spreading in Europe and here in the United States as well.
	It could be the most dangerous one that we've seen yet, appearing to be better dodging our antibodies and be more contagious.
	And New York City variant known as the Ninja Variant.
	The Ninja variant, boys!
	Ninja Variant!
	Ninja Variant!
	Yep, the ninja variant has arrived.
	The COVID special forces are on the way.
	They've noticed that we've been resisting wave after wave after wave of assaults.
	We're like the Russians just having waves and waves of Ukrainian bodies thrown upon us to die.
	Wave after wave.
	That now they're like, okay, we got to send the big guns.
	We can't send regular coronavirus anymore, guys.
	Who do we send?
	We send the ninja.
	The ninja.
	It's never been done before.
	I know.
	That's why I'm doing it.
	The ninja.
	So you're crazy.
	I'm not crazy.
	You're just a coward that refuses to do what needs to be done.
	Now go down there.
	You get your set of keys, and I'm going to get my set of keys.
	And we're going to go back to that lab and wuhan.
	And we are going to unlock.
	You Remember that?
	You remember that, guys?
	Let's not talk about that.
	Because that became the official story.
	He's like, ah, it's a bioweapon released by China.
	Oh, okay.
	Is that all?
	Whoopty-dude.
	Again, not a story, right?
	Media?
	Not interesting.
	No one's doing someone's dealing with that.
	Go get your keys.
	We got to go to the vault.
	We got to unlock on the count of three.
	We turn the keys and then we got to do a retina scanner and then we're going to unleash the ninja covid because it's a ninth it's a ninja covid and it's the most dangerous so not only is it a ninja so i'm assuming i already know what they're doing with this so it's like what this super variant that like you don't even know you have it right it could be anywhere and anywhere it's everywhere and it's nowhere it's a ninja and you don't even know you have it and
	then you're just dead whoa what happened must have been the ninja it must have been sudden adult death syndrome and the ninja variant that's what got him right in and out like a thief in the night wapa ninja man you think so do you think so do you think they're going to start do you think they're going to try and blame some more of these deaths on the ninja variant come on come on how fucking stupid do you think we are man this is ridiculous now the ninja
	variant what what about like the sloth variant what about like this guy you know you know this guy came to our house party and he brought these other dudes with him and we don't like them but they did bring us pizza variant what about that what about um what about the what about the kind of variant where you go to you know bring your vehicle into the mechanic to get it fixed and you're like oh fuck you got to get this and that done and they're like hey i'm going to quote you for a surprisingly shockingly low amount of money actually
	and this is actually much better than you anticipated and you know what it's not going to cost that much to fix this at all what about that kind of variant no no no it's a ninja it's it's the most savage dangerous vicious brutal killing machine of ninja you can imagine it's dude it's basically it's even got a hood and the eye slits it carries a sword it carries a sword i don't know if you can tell here but look see that green thing sticking out that's its ninja blade that's the ninja blade of the the new covet it comes with a weapon it comes with a weapon built right into it isn't
	that crazy so all so if you see people also like you know suicide was it suicide did they cut their wrists or was it the ninja the ninja could have done that too you don't know we don't know you know this is science guys right it's science and you're not allowed to ask questions ever no no one no one nope it was fucking ninjas okay two
	cent how are you man he says not sure what we can or cannot say do anymore but your words to jacklin the other day during the after party needs to be recognized and echoed keep your spirits up in there fellas stay strong we're thinking of you uh says good shit thanks to you too since yeah thanks man uh it's too bad you know i'm sure they can't hear us um um he's referring to uh one of the ladies there it's um her uh her partner that or husband or i think that's um he's he's in jail um but you know it's it's tough on a lot of people it's tough on their
	families especially probably more than anyone not you know wondering um what's going to happen and you're coming you know they're powerless to do anything about it and you know but um the way the way to go forward with it with a situation like that is you have to look at you know realistically what reality where are we at um what's the evidence you know what i mean we'll see i've heard a lot of rumors and uh but we'll see and you know i wasn't there i don't know what happened but
	uh you know they believe they're innocent every you know they're like we didn't do shit so if that's the case they can't just invent shit out of thin air guys it's not you know it won't stick so if that's the situation you have to remember that you have to remember the reality of the situation is um it's thin or it's nothing at all we'll see but uh they're the only but they they know that the they know what they did they know what they didn't do and uh they they insist that they're innocent so
	you know until i see otherwise see i'm gonna do the rare thing i'm doing the rare shitty thing in society where like uh you remember how it was innocent until proven guilty you remember that now it's not anymore it's guilty immediately and maybe if you're lucky you might be able to wipe the stigma and the stain around what they've done to you character assassination wise uh over a period of a decade or so after all the shit they said and written and wrote about imagine imagine if that happens they're like yeah they're acquitted yeah sorry just uh kind
	of fell apart there at the last minute didn't have a whole lot of evidence so you know we just had to let them you just you just ruined their lives yeah we'll we'll print a retraction and an apology on like page 10 or something at the very back because again the news people right we're gonna put that at the very bottom of the pile is that what's gonna happen do you think so vultures uh yeah look look exactly right um that's a great that's a great point i just uh glanced at the chat there at least do we said uh
	kyle rittenhouse is facing the same feat right he was a murderer what much worse than what these guys uh were accused of doing he murdered three people he's a mass murderer he's a mass he's literally a mass shooter and everybody's coming after him and we all thought he was fucked you know we're like that kid is gonna but you know what happened in the end it turned out um there were still reasonable people in in that in that justice system and they were like this is stupid no that was clearly so that was clearly self-defense i mean the clearest case of self-defense in history
	it's on fucking video other cases are less clear because you'll never really be positive because it's witness testimony and whatever maybe there's a cd this was on fucking hd video man come on it's brightly obvious that's like filming a rape and then arguing later if that was a rape or not it's like um yes it was i can i watched it with you i was there i did this camera it was right so unless they want a fucking real
	crazy situation where you're just going to start locking people up with nothing because that is a that's a precedent that this country is not gonna that is that is not gonna be tolerated that is gonna cause very, very serious problems if that happens.
	And I don't think who wants to go down for that?
	Who wants to be responsible for that?
	So we'll see what happens.
	I'm, you know, again, I presume they're innocent because they say they are.
	I've, you know, by word of mouth, I haven't talked to anybody.
	I would like to.
	You wouldn't.
	And I have seen nothing, and trust me, again, as being somebody on the on the receiving end of these kinds of things, just because the news says something, that doesn't mean that it happened.
	Okay.
	They can twist things.
	They can like, I saw a great one today.
	It was, uh, it was about Rogan.
	Somebody retweeted about it.
	It was like, you know, Joe Rogan says to drink lots of water.
	And then the media said, Joe Rogan tells his followers to ingest a liquid that has been used as engine coolant.
	Well, yes, radiators and engine coolant is water.
	But you see how they change it to make it seem like it comes across as something completely different than what it actually was.
	That's a great thing the news, man, the media does, isn't it?
	They get to tell you their version of what they think happened.
	And you better hope they're honest.
	And they're very often not.
	Serink says, wholesome super chat, no dairy products here.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	I appreciate that.
	Good.
	Thank you.
	NYC Vit212 says, Dan's Dumpster Depot would like to give a heartfelt thank you to the Diagalon community.
	We used to melt these things down for scrap and started this business in response to demand we never knew existed.
	Also, we weld spikes and other sick shit onto them for you sickos.
	Dan's dumpster depot.
	Sometimes I can't do music for all of them because, I mean, what kind of music would that commercial be?
	Oh, I know what it would be.
	I know exactly what it would do.
	laughs Um...
	laughs
	Is this a good one?
	Let's try this.
	I'm gonna try this out.
	Yes!
	Yeah!
	Dance Dumpster Depot.
	Like to give a heart salt.
	Thank you to the Dagalon together.
	We used to melt these things down for scrap, but started this business in response to the demand we never knew existed.
	Also, we will spikes another sick shit under them for you, psychos.
	Dance Dumpster Depot.
	He's giving a slash to you.
	He's giving a slash to you.
	Fucking Dan's Dumpster Depot sounds based and awesome.
	Crushed by a dumpster.
	I think he just reuses them.
	Does he like repair them?
	Like do they break?
	I don't know.
	How sturdy are these dumpsters?
	Maybe some of them come apart.
	The hilariousness, the funniest part of that whole joke to me that he said, but said is that he envisioned that he really thought.
	So not only is crushed by a dumpster thing, that's one of our national sports pastimes, but he also is like, well, where did the dumpsters come from?
	Someone's going to make the dumpsters, repair the dumpsters.
	They probably get damaged.
	There's probably competiting dumpster companies.
	These dumpster companies would have commercials because you want to buy my dumpers.
	Not that guy's dumpsters because my dumpsters are the fucking, you know, there's a whole industry around dumpsters now just for throwing onto people from buildings.
	And that is the commercial.
	Dumpster Dan.
	It's like there's just an F-150 driving in the background, like drifting through sand.
	It's just slow motion.
	There's just guys in cowboy hats throwing grenades at things.
	You're like, what the fuck kind of commercial is it?
	That's exactly what it should be.
	Just comically over the top.
	BGB's there for no reason with an M60 just like firing into a fire hall.
	That's what he should be doing.
	And there's screaming people running out the back.
	Dance Dumpster Depot.
	Anyway, all right, that's enough.
	Sergeant Rock says, is it just me?
	But the PM's approval rate is lower than the inflation rate.
	For now, the inflation rate's catching up.
	Sergeant Rock again says, Charlie Sheen, daycare looks legit these days.
	Yeah, it's something.
	Mr. Chow says, my grandfather was on a Canadian minesweeping vessel at Utah Beach during invasion.
	Wow.
	Watch the first three waves of Americans get wiped out and the ocean turn red.
	He's currently rolling over in his urn.
	That would be fucked.
	Man, I mean, that would be World War II would have been so fucked and crazy to watch.
	I mean, if we lost, like, I think what was our record?
	Like, was, was, did it ever get beaten?
	I can't remember now.
	Like, the single day record for guys killed in one day was like six.
	I think it was on my tour.
	It was like six.
	And then there was a couple other times there was six kids.
	Like six guys at once is like, Jesus.
	It was a fucking rough day in Afghanistan, dude.
	Holy fuck.
	Fucking thousands in minutes.
	You're just like, your mind would just be numb to the, you know what I mean?
	How many dead bodies is that?
	A couple thousand at least.
	What the fuck are we doing?
	This is crazy.
	Next, put all those guys down.
	Yeah, we're going to keep them going.
	Keep them going.
	Feed the machine, boys.
	Feed the grinding machine.
	Come on.
	We got to overwhelm them.
	You know, be like them Chinese.
	Just run in there.
	Just run right at them.
	How the fuck did I end up with this job?
	No idea.
	This is your life.
	That was someone's life.
	Imagine you're like 19, and that was as far as you got.
	You grew up.
	You got to be a teenager.
	Some of them were like 17. So you went to high school and like, I'm going to marry my sweetheart, Betty, when I get home.
	No, your life's over.
	We're going to send you to England.
	We're going to train you for a little while, a few months, and then we're just going to throw you onto this beach of death, and that's it.
	The end.
	What?
	That was a shitty.
	That wasn't very good.
	Yeah, I know.
	That seemed like a terrible waste.
	That was horrible.
	Fuck.
	Murder horror.
	Say my name.
	I tried.
	I think it's close.
	Kamiski.
	Point break.
	That is the movie.
	You're right.
	I remember that one.
	That was the, that was the, whoa.
	It blew my mind, man.
	Keanu Reeves.
	NYC bit again says, and now time.
	I don't know where I'm going to find these.
	YouTube is surprisingly funny for shit like this.
	Just type in a couple of keywords.
	I've been using it for so many years, a couple of keywords, and it's like, I'll find what I'm looking for.
	And it's oozy quick.
	Let's see.
	No, this one might be harder to find.
	Damn.
	Oh.
	This could work.
	Uplifting background music for videos and presentations.
	Yeah, okay.
	And now, time for a public service announcement from Hunter Biden's crack dealer.
	Hunter Biden's crack dealer.
	You fucking shut the fuck up!
	I'll get bitch over here!
	I don't care what that got in your fortune!
	You fucking shut up!
	Shut the fuck up!
	This has been a public service announcement for Hunter Biden's crack dealer.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	He's gonna be in trouble.
	Yeah, that's right.
	I never thought of that.
	That guy's probably in some hot water, you know?
	He's probably not doing...
	Not good.
	That's funny.
	And then Burger Horget says, isn't calling it a ninja variant racist?
	Yes, it is.
	I'm glad you asked.
	If you're watching the ticker down here, everything is racist, by the way.
	Everything.
	All of it.
	This is a pretty good one.
	This one just goes on and on and on.
	Wood beams are racist.
	Hay bales are racist.
	Washers, but not dryers yet, are racist.
	It's all of, you know.
	More updates on Monday.
	It's everything.
	Everything is racist.
	And then dryers are racist.
	They will be on Monday.
	They're not yet, but we're getting to that.
	Everything's racist.
	Especially you.
	Especially you.
	All right.
	What's going on here?
	Can't read the fine prints.
	Yeah, don't do it.
	Don't ever read the fine print.
	Just sign it.
	Just sign it away.
	Don't worry about it.
	Don't worry what it says on there.
	That's just words down there.
	And their words is racist too.
	So you don't want to know about them.
	Just shut up with a ninja variant will get you.
	You'll come with a sword and cut your wrists when you die of a fentanyl overdose.
	We'll say it was the ninja variant that got you.
	Sergeant Rock says, well, if we are playing that game, the PM is guilty of all charges and needs to answer to all those charges.
	I hear right now.
	Well, the thing about that is someone has to enforce that.
	Someone has to go get those people and arrest them and put them in jail and put them on trial.
	Who's going to do that?
	You know?
	That's the thing.
	They have all the guns.
	Senior Bean.
	Senior Bing.
	Senior Bean.
	Senior Bing.
	I'm just doing this for one specific guy.
	It's like, every time you say his name, it's fucking...
	Senior Bean!
	Says, why am I even pondering whether an imaginary Koch fiend demon in the shape of a goat is more or less degenerate than the son of the fucking president of the United States?
	So that's actually really funny.
	In my head, like, basically, the persona of Philip is very similar to Hunter Biden right now.
	That's very similar.
	Like, if you got it, if you got Philip's phone, you'd be like, that's exactly what I expected to be on there.
	Minus the underage children.
	He doesn't, he doesn't go that far.
	But yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of 18, 19-year-old girls that had bad fathers.
	There's a lot of those.
	Make bad life decisions.
	I don't know.
	That's a hard question.
	I invented this complete psychopath of a person, and it turns out, actually, he already existed, and his name is Hunter Biden.
	Except with less superpowers and time traveling ability.
	But we don't know that.
	Maybe he does.
	Do you imagine?
	Imagine this, if this is really what happens.
	So everything, everybody's actually really good, and most people are doing their best, and the world's not evil and fucked up or anything.
	But the problem is that, number one, they invented CERN.
	Number two, they turned it on.
	And number three, Hunter Biden has access to it.
	So Hunter Biden is essentially traveling through time, warping the fabric of time and space on a cracked out-fueled nightmare.
	And the whole world's just trying to keep this under wraps.
	And now the evidence is finally coming out.
	God damn it, Hunter.
	Like, oh, he's into the CERN again.
	Oh, fuck.
	He comes back, and it's like, did you kill JFK?
	He's like, fuck that fucking PMZ.
	You know, he's smoking crack.
	This could all literally be Hunter Biden.
	It could be.
	The Baron Stain Bears.
	Hunter, what did you do?
	What did you do?
	Cinnamon Burger.
	I'm not playing it again.
	You get it.
	He says, just a reminder, if you smell some blue womp, get your...
	Pfft.
	Fuck this.
	you Thank you.
	I'm going to need the rest of that beer in a minute.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, that was infuriating to even just read with my eyes.
	Never mind.
	I'm not even going to tempt to say that.
	I'll fucking have a stroke.
	Oh, wow.
	You're trying to kill me.
	Broken Pipe 284's second battle of Eps was brutal also.
	I spent a good week of my life trying to figure out how to pronounce that word.
	And I'm still not even sure if it's correct.
	Y-P-R-E-S.
	Site of a famous battle.
	A big one.
	Big, big one.
	A couple, actually, in World War I. And it was the name of my street.
	So I had to say it all the time.
	I lived on Yps Boulevard.
	Some people would say, Ypre.
	Some people would say, Y-Pré.
	Some people would say, you're like, no, no one fucking knows how to say that word anywhere in the Canadian forces.
	We're all just pretending.
	And there's like different clicks of people.
	I was like, oh, you're one of the Yps people, huh?
	What are you, an Ypre?
	Yeah, I'm an Ypre.
	Yeah, okay.
	No one really knows.
	They named all these streets and stuff on the basis after famous battles and things.
	And it's just like, yeah.
	It really, I just, I had to, I had to share that because I was really annoyed by that for like several days.
	And I was asking people, like, how do you fucking, how do you know how to, and no one really knew.
	No one.
	Colonels.
	Made, I asked this once in a, like, an OC's hour.
	It was like this, I think, I think it was the CO.
	Yeah.
	How do you say this?
	I'm not entirely.
	I think you're right.
	Yeah, I think it's C-Parade.
	Can you imagine?
	No, I just asked a platoon commander I had once, but that would have been fucking hilarious.
	It's like battalion parade, right?
	So battalion, there's often this battalion parade on Friday before you go home for the weekend.
	You know, the whole family gets together.
	Maybe once or twice a week, sometimes we're basically, it's not a parade like with people get on floats and drive down the street.
	We get up in a big square and we all stand shoulder to shoulder in our cute little costumes and the boss comes out and maybe we're in a big square around him and he says some shit and he goes, all right, silly little assholes and he goes home and we all go home for the weekend.
	Anyway, he's going to address the whole battalion.
	So there's like 500, 700 people there.
	And sometimes he's like, anybody have any questions?
	Whatever.
	Hey!
	Hey, sir!
	How do you say the name of this fucking street, man?
	Your base is fucked!
	How do you pronounce his fucking street name, dude?
	Who the fuck was that?
	That was Mascorp McKenzie, sir.
	Who?
	He just got in from Gage Town.
	He's pretty retarded.
	Hey!
	I gotta move in!
	I gotta tell people where to take my stuff!
	I can't even pronounce the name of the street, man!
	Little help!
	Fire him immediately.
	Send him to the infantry school.
	Send him to Wainwright to be the kitchen NCO for the next fucking six months.
	Right away, sir.
	No, wait.
	Better yet.
	Annoy him instead until he loses his mind.
	Just do minor, tiny, insane things.
	Also, shout out to Camp Eagle, right, by the way.
	There, though, guys.
	How are you guys doing?
	I think Mr. Top, the Turbinator RoboTop, is heading out on stage two very soon.
	Tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, something like that.
	Over the next couple of days.
	And those guys are there chilling out and hauling the town.
	So hello to you guys.
	Seriously, guys, how do you say it?
	How do you say?
	We've all been to Petawa.
	What the fuck is the name of that road?
	Nobody knows.
	No one really.
	You can say you know, but you don't actually know.
	Unless you speak, and I'm not even, I can't remember where it is.
	Was it France?
	Was it in France?
	I don't see.
	Jesus.
	It's in that weird zone between France and Germany.
	So like there's Germany, there's France, and then there's Switzerland, which is like we're a little bit of both of them.
	And we've got chocolate bars and Jodling.
	And you're like, okay.
	And all of the banks.
	Like, okay, Sweden's weird.
	Whose side are you on?
	I'm on Novan side.
	I'm always on Switzerland side.
	You're a weird guy.
	All right, anyway.
	And then you get the French over there and the Germans over there.
	And then there's these other small countries that are like, what are you?
	Like, we don't know.
	They're like a little bit of everything.
	Luxembourg.
	What the fuck is Luxembourg?
	What just pick one of the other?
	What are you doing?
	What are you doing?
	You're stupid.
	Get out of there.
	You're tiny.
	I drove through it for, you know, and I didn't even know I was there.
	I went through one side, not the other before I did.
	Belgium, Holly.
	I mean, come on, guys.
	What's what is what?
	Alsace, Lorraine, exactly, right?
	Like, what are you?
	Oh, it's German now.
	No, it's now it's French again.
	No, it's German again.
	Now it's French.
	Jeez, guys, for fuck's sakes.
	This is silly.
	Vlam says, Russian state Duma met today for an emergency session.
	What odds are the house giving for full-blown war in Ukraine?
	Boys, we're about to be surprised by how fucked we are for fighting the Russians.
	I think they're fine with what they're doing right now.
	They're just throwing everything at the wall.
	But they are bleeding casualties out there more than they wanted, I think, the Russians.
	So maybe they will.
	Maybe they'll move in for the kill.
	I don't know, but you definitely, you don't usually go around the world begging for money and help your hair is on fire if you're kicking ass and everything's under control.
	You know what I mean?
	You don't normally have to be like, not only did we use all of our weapons, we need all of yours now too, because we used them all up and we're still getting fucked up.
	Like, oh, that's not a good sign.
	Oh, also, we're going to recruit children, women.
	There's going to be entire youth.
	We're going to take all the women and draft them into the army too.
	Because we're winning so much, the women just want to get in on the killing.
	That's all it is.
	So we're creating, and childs, we're going to lower the age probably to a much younger.
	And it's because we're winning so much.
	And we're, you know, we have spent all of our money and all of your money.
	And now we need you to print more money to send to us so we can spend it to, you know, because we're just winning.
	A lot of this is money, but that's every war.
	People are like, this war is bullshit.
	This is money laundering.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's, it's all, it always is.
	Every war is a massive business opportunity for the richest, most evil pieces of shit in the world.
	So they love this stuff.
	This is their favorite fucking thing to do.
	And if you, you notice how there's just, when one war ends, another one starts up, it's like, there's always got to be somewhere to offload products.
	And you can do fun stuff too.
	You can do things like you can create an NGO, like a non-government organization, like a charity or something, you know, a non-profit, maybe.
	And maybe you're connected.
	Maybe your dad is like a president somewhere or something like that.
	And then you can create this company and you can put it in this country, which is now it's, you know, kind of a corrupt war zone or it's like, you know, it's not doing well.
	There's a lot of competing influences in power.
	And so when you have a country that's destabilized like that, Like Canada's becoming too.
	When you've got a lot of interests competing against each other and it's getting real greasy, it's nasty.
	Like the rules are going out the fucking window now.
	Like it's just win at all costs kind of shit.
	People do things like take bribes and they'll get desperate and they'll win at any cost, including, you know, selling themselves out, selling the country out, selling other people out.
	Like, fuck you.
	It's all about me.
	No matter what.
	I got to, you know.
	Then you can get your, maybe your rich dad, who also happens to be the president of the whole country to like, you know, hey, let's scam these motherfuckers.
	And you send money in for a cause that doesn't exist to do something that never happens.
	You keep the money and send it back home to your own bank account.
	Bang!
	Fleece the taxpayer.
	Gotcha.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for the new fucking house.
	Thank you very much, taxpayer.
	Yes, support Ukraine.
	Stand with Ukraine.
	Send all of your money to the prime minister.
	I mean, Ukraine.
	They're definitely not stealing.
	That would never happen.
	That is never, that's never happened.
	I mean, it's happened in every other war now that we know because we can go back and see how it all went down.
	It's happened every other time, but not this time.
	This time, and it's definitely not worse than ever before either.
	It's not just rampant.
	Like, it's just completely, like, eye-bleedingly, grotesquely over the top.
	You know, like, like, again, who's to say?
	Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Phillip, or Hunter Biden, anyone, or maybe all four on an out-of-control bender in 1997 in Las Vegas.
	Like, it's that bad.
	It's holy God.
	You're not even trying.
	Like, you want to go to jail?
	Who knows what's going to happen?
	Who knows?
	Who knows what the fuck?
	We have no information.
	The Russians are doing something because something's an emergency, you know, and they're making nuclear war videos.
	What to do in New York in case you get nuked?
	We talked about that already.
	You die.
	That's what you do.
	You die.
	Duck and cover.
	Go inside and stay away from the windows.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Stay away from the windows as the blast from the hydrogen bomb liquefies you before it hits you.
	It'll be fine.
	Just hide inside.
	The angry Canadian says, we need to get drunk and bullshit live together.
	The drunken Canadian news.
	Sean, 80s news anchor style.
	I cannot.
	No, I need to live alone.
	I can't be with the time.
	Chief Dogma says, hey, I know I've been AWOL for some time.
	You have been.
	What have you been doing?
	He says, I just wanted to say cheers.
	Hail to Agalon.
	Death to Stalin.
	We're still working on getting rid of that guy.
	I mean, he is dead, but is he really?
	He does live in spirit.
	And it's got to go.
	It's got to be expunged.
	It's got to be erased.
	Stalin's got to die completely, obviously.
	Chief Dogma says, hail, Warrant Officer Top.
	Yes.
	He's the Regimental Sergeant Major now of V for Freedom, Veterans for Freedom.
	Whether he knows it or not.
	I just told him he is.
	So there you go.
	He is now.
	Who disagrees?
	Anyone?
	Fight me.
	No, no one disagrees with that.
	Everyone's like, absolutely.
	He should be the RSF.
	Sir Toast.
	He's not actually, because he's still in the army.
	He's got these 5F charges to fight with the stupid court.
	A court martial for a 5F.
	This is like going to the Supreme Court because you got a parking ticket.
	Like, it's that ridiculous.
	This is preposterous.
	This is crazy.
	Not for the 5F.
	What is it?
	The 129?
	A conduct unbecoming charge, which is like, oh.
	We'll send you to prison.
	Jesus.
	I've seen guys get that.
	They don't even get demoted, man.
	Corporals have gotten that.
	They didn't even get demoted.
	I've only seen like one demotion in my life, I think.
	It never happens in Canada, almost fucking never.
	To get demoted in Canada is like crazy.
	I knew a sergeant that got demoted because he sexually assaulted a woman at a party.
	And it didn't go well for him, contrary to popular belief.
	The guys don't like that.
	When you do that, when you try to sexually assault the clerks, yeah, they're going to handle you.
	And they fucking did.
	And we fucking turf that guy.
	But, yeah, there was...
	Thank you.
	Death to Stalin.
	We got to get rid of him.
	Oh, yeah.
	So it's.
	That's.
	Contact MP Coming.
	That's like you parked in the seat.
	Like, you could get that for like a practical joke.
	You parked in the RSM's parking spot on purpose and refused to leave.
	Contact MP Coming.
	And then if you get convicted of this, usually it's like, well, you're going to pay a $500 fine and you're working the next two weekends.
	No.
	Like, that's it.
	And they're like, this trade's got challenges.
	It's got challenges.
	Oh, my God.
	Who do you think he killed?
	It's like Bussell Williams all over again.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Fuck, these people are ridiculous.
	And we still don't know what Chief Dogma was doing.
	He was AWOL.
	I don't know.
	I'm not willing to let go of that yet.
	I'm going to keep an eye on him.
	We don't know what he's been up to.
	What he could be planning in the future, too, especially.
	Sartos says, I ran out of characters for the ad.
	He said, do you plan on ever touring the U.S. if things go get better or go shit?
	Absolutely.
	He says, also, Ninja is not racist because Ninja is Asian.
	Asian equals white adjacent.
	That's true.
	Can't be racist to white people, according to the left.
	That's also true.
	And Asian people are now, they're white also.
	Like we're both, you know.
	Oh, no.
	I'm not going to do it, am I?
	I probably am.
	I mean, remember that time?
	It's like, I don't know.
	Do you want the white people and the Asians put together on the same team?
	On the one hand, a small group of people And that's called America!
	It's like, I'm not, am I the only one that notices with this?
	It's stirring up some memories about something for some reason.
	I don't know why, but just for some reason.
	White people, the Nazi, the Nazi white people, and they're all racist.
	And, you know, and they're friends with these Japanese people over here.
	And they're...
	Mmm.
	Okay, I mean, that's what we're doing.
	Oldgard says, did you really earn the rank if you didn't have to earn it a few times?
	Yeah.
	In the United States, you guys do get points even the U.S. Navy had special markings for higher enlisted members who have been in trouble before hilarious I didn't know that that's cool interesting yeah it's really hard to get but in the US no I I know more people in the US Army I know like a ton of guys have gotten demoted not a ton but like five four or five you know what I mean it's like man it just happens sometimes you know yeah I show up like for shit like I was hung over at work demoted like the Marines don't fuck around like no no you're demoted for that what oh yeah oh
	yeah buddy back to private oh my god yep yeah they're they're they have they had they had standards now they have guys wearing stockings and skirts in camp lejeune the mass you see that you guys i don't have that picture on me but that's just that's something special isn't it that's something special our lie army is dead right he did die i think so thank god was he a marine he was in the movies obviously but i can't remember if he was army or his real yeah i think he was a marine but
	yeah yeah his rank was different he wasn't a gunnery sergeant in the marines but he played one on tv uh he's probably pumped you know all that all those guys are probably pumped about the direction that the army's taking because i mean i mean the the dress standards haven't changed for like a hundred years you understand like it's basically been the same forever like pre-World War I like this is how you dress as a soldier in the military
	this is how it's this is how we present ourselves and this is our okay and it's basically been that for quite a long time now it's like wear a dress put makeup on shave you know have long hair wear put stockings who care who gives a shit high heels in the field if you want who gives a shit oh good stuff we're doing great we're doing great kid are we oh chris jason
	again thank you very much man fuck your maniac he says uh was just on an auction for freedom george had to donate 400 to that brother as well i want a hoodie and a card nice which i don't know who this guy is who's freedom george he's one of the guys that's still in jail right i think he's in ottawa i see his name come up a lot but i don't i don't i'm not familiar with him i probably would recognize him maybe if i saw something he's in i just never you know what i mean you see people around and you're like i don't on on the internet and you're like i just did never name never put the name to the person
	i said people say that to me all the time like oh yeah you're the guy from the i watch your thing and i'm like yeah i'm sorry about that that's unfortunate that's always what i say hey i watched your podcast oh fuck i'm sorry about that that's unfortunate sorry my condolences oh no no it's terrible you really shouldn't uh sergeant mark says the pm's new he does have a new haircut the prime minister does have a new haircut he says like he looks like jim carry from
	dumb and dumber i saw that on derek's wall earlier i wonder who come up with that uh comparison first because it that is strikingly it's uh not nothing where is it here i'm sure i saw yeah there it is it's a really bad haircut regardless of what you think about the guy that was a that was a bad that was a down down uh downgrade on the haircut there it's not good it's real it looks
	really bad he's in a video in the forest teaching kids oh there it is and what do they breathe out he's admitting that that you know plants and trees and and and nature and so on needs co2 to live and grow and you know more more co2 is actually good for them not worse but uh oh and then we'll talk about the the heat wave next that doesn't exist but anyway great haircut if a tree is breathing in carbon dioxide co2 do you know what's hilarious to me he's
	literally in the woods talking to little kids like children that are like six years old eight years old and listening to this and comparing it to how he speaks to us the canadian public the adults of his country on television it's almost exactly the same it's almost exactly the same it's crazy right and breathes out oxygen o2 what's the sea the sea is carbon racist oh
	carbon captured by the tree a lot of the mass of a tree comes from carbon that's why it's so racist to prevent climate change to keep planting trees which is what we're going to do by planting two big trees all the adults now where the mass of a tree comes from it comes from the air uh co2 in o2 out the sea wow he's so smart he knows how trees work guys that's the prime minister he knows how trees work that's great isn't it you know the trees make oxygen hmm wow
	glad they got that on camera glad they got that on tape you know what a profoundly what a smart guy what a really smart guy huh i didn't know that like and now all the adults know we're the mass of a tree cup what the fuck are you talking about oh it's it's i wish it would get better but i i don't think it will for
	a while uh chief dogma says freedom george was arrested from my truck oh wow really i didn't know that that's wild where was that which part of the streets the mean streets the ottawa gang street war we were in a street war not a war brittle brutal and deadly violent clash we barely the government barely escaped with its lives we'll get them we'll get them next time and there very well may be a next time because the farmers are warning that they're going to be doing the same thing the
	the dutch are doing because they can't pay for all of these taxes that you're imputing on them so they'll you know decide to well it's this or i i starved to death so i got no other choice kind of like last time and uh you know we'll see um until then this is wild This is funny.
	So we might need climate lockdowns, guys.
	So many people predicted this.
	Like, I bet they're going to do climate lock.
	We're at the stage where now we're talking about climate lockdowns.
	We may have to do lockdowns because it's hot out.
	And I know what you're thinking.
	Well, it's July.
	It's literally the hottest time of the year right now.
	It's always hot.
	Even the temperatures are comparatively the same as it.
	Yes, but you're racist, though.
	You're racist and climate change.
	So, no, shut your business down.
	Be broke.
	Listen, we're all going to catch fire.
	Look at the map, dude.
	It's literally look, it looks like a burned corpse.
	It looks like molten steel.
	That's where you live now.
	Is that you?
	Is that you there in Birmingham?
	Is that you in Manchester?
	Is that you in London?
	You're on fire.
	You're literally melting.
	France is gone.
	No one lit.
	See how there's no temperatures in France?
	They're all dead.
	Well, there's 34 here in...
	But everyone else has died.
	This is a satellite image literally right now of the British oils and the coast of France, which is again, as I've said, is awash with fire and death and blood.
	40 degrees in London, 38 degrees in Holn, Aberdeen's at 27. Wow.
	Wow.
	33 degrees in Birmingham.
	Or is that Carter?
	It doesn't matter.
	Is that a lot?
	Is it not?
	No, it's not.
	It's very normal numbers, actually.
	And look how they started to, like, look at the graphics they've used, right?
	There's one down here where it's like, here's how the, yeah, look at this.
	Here's how it used to look on the news.
	And this was just a few years ago.
	It's the same.
	Many of the temperatures are exactly the same.
	But like, first it was just that now you need to remember that it's like dying.
	You're dying.
	You're in danger.
	Look at all that red.
	Red is a bad color, right?
	Red is for stop.
	Red is the color of blood.
	Red is the color of death.
	Oh, fuck.
	Change the camera angle.
	Red is the color of death.
	We're just going to deal with it.
	There's a red light.
	I don't know where the remote is.
	Don't look at it.
	I've got to block it up.
	So they're sublimely trying to influence.
	This is very bad.
	This is scary.
	This is something you need to pay attention to.
	This is a very important thing.
	What's going on here?
	That's why they do it.
	And they've been doing this forever.
	According to a much-heralded 2004 report, man-made climate change would cause millions of deaths, major European cities to be sunk into the sea, nuclear war, and global environmental riots by 2020.
	Man, I hope that doesn't happen.
	As we highlighted back in January of 2020, Montana's Glacier National Park was forced to remove all signs that read, glaciers will all be gone by 2020.
	Not this time.
	It's fiction.
	It's fake.
	We made it up.
	Pure fiction.
	Oh, what is this?
	What year is this from?
	Did I skip over the good part?
	I think I did.
	Shit.
	My bad.
	Oh, yeah, I didn't know this too.
	One half of all land surface temperature measurements used to show global warming and promote the command and control of net zero agenda are taken near or adjacent to airport runways, which would be quite, you know, the warmest places.
	There's no shade at all.
	It's the hottest it could possibly be, probably.
	The hottest place I've ever been in my life was on a runway in the United Arab Emirates in like the middle of August, and it was fucking horrible.
	It was horrible.
	It was like, if we had to stay there for much longer, I was like, some men would have committed suicide.
	It was the worst.
	It was torture.
	And we were there for a long time, like six hours.
	It wasn't just hot.
	It wasn't just uncomfortable.
	It was like panic inducing.
	Like, if I don't, if I don't cool down soon, I'm going to freak out.
	I'm going to fucking freak out, man.
	I got to get out of this.
	I got to get out of this heat.
	There's no shelter anywhere.
	No shade.
	You're just sitting on a fucking tarmac.
	The heat is like literally, the sun's rays are coming directly at your body from space at the speed of sunlight, hitting this tarmac and being immediately reflected almost full power directly into your face.
	I watched a man's eyes melt right out of his head.
	He fell down, hit the tarmac, and just dissolved like a vampire instantly.
	That's how hot it was.
	And I guess that's where they're taking measurements at the airport runways.
	The hottest place in the world.
	But yeah, they've been doing this for a long time.
	One of the authors of the United Nations IPCC report who focused on extreme consequences of global, man-made global warming, lawed the fact that people are starting to get scared about climate change, that this would affect the way they vote.
	Really?
	Well, I mean, it would.
	Wouldn't it?
	It's all wrong.
	We're going to die.
	We'd all be underwater by 2012 and then 2020 and then wherever, since the 80s, since the 70s, there was a new ice age coming in the 70s, but that didn't happen.
	You remember that?
	I don't because I wasn't there, but I've read about it and I've seen the videos and heard the lectures.
	And yes, apparently there was going to be ice.
	We're all going to be under ice.
	And now it's not ice.
	Now it's not global cooling.
	It's not new icy.
	It's global warming.
	Okay, it's not global warming.
	It's climate.
	It's just changing, okay?
	The weather is changing and it's fucking scary.
	And we're going to, there's red graphics up there, man.
	There's, there's, there's, there's, there's fucking, there's, birds are on fire.
	And there's going to be war over it.
	And I've, oh, look, I've got this.
	There's a little girl here.
	She's got pigtails and she's really mad.
	She's like, she's like, how deep are you mad?
	Like, she's fucking, she's real furious, man.
	It's climate, dude.
	It's changing.
	It's climate changing.
	It's bad.
	And the only way to stop it is to give me money.
	You have to give me the government.
	You have to give me money.
	I'm the government.
	Give me money.
	I need all your money, guys.
	Or the weather won't.
	It's going to be changed.
	It's going to change.
	Something.
	It's getting warmer?
	Not necessarily.
	So it's getting colder.
	Don't know.
	How is me giving you money going to help anything?
	That's a racist thing to say.
	How dare you want to kill grandma?
	I mean, the environment.
	I mean, what are we doing?
	Grandma was the needle, right?
	So what is this?
	Yeah, how dare you want to kill the polar bears?
	Yeah, how dare you?
	It's always how dare you kill something by just existing, isn't it?
	Do what I say or you're an evil bad person that kills polar bears and grandmas.
	Oh, okay.
	Thanks.
	Thanks for letting me know.
	I don't care.
	I don't care nothing about it.
	Oh, yeah.
	I don't care who's a klixy thing or a fancy neighbor.
	I don't care who's a klixy thing or a fancy neighbor.
	the shit how'd that happen i mentioned this this before too and it's worth repeating because i think it's an interesting thing to think about um where we are as a society the fact that people like bezos and these guys exist with the amount of money they have the argument is that the just the fact that they possess that much money and just have it while the amount of uh suffering going
	on that could easily be alleviated is evil in itself you're like yeah but that's what i was talking about before when you get um when you when you when you've been given a responsibility or power of any of some kind it's expected that you should try and do do good things with it and uh you better you better have a good excuse for why you know you better be doing something good with it because if it's just like oh i'm just basically you being a massive capitalist and getting rich as fuck and you know i'm gonna monopolize take over the world probably i don't know are
	you are you okay dude are you okay because you could probably you could do some serious good around here you know with all that money yeah but it's mine i i understand that i understand that it's yours and you worked hard for it um what i'm saying though is that you possess the ability to alleviate the suffering of millions of people you could be a hero you could be like you're you're literally a worse person than pablo escobar because pablo escobar built entire towns for people for
	homeless people he did they still have his like drawings and murals and stuff up there to this day in colombia in me dahin because he was a poor kid from the slums of of the of the capital city of colombia i'm pretty sure he's from there but he felt that he's like i got i can help them so i'm going to these are my people and i want to look after them did you ever see that name one other person name one other powerful like a politician a president anybody that was like reached into their own
	pocket and was like here's 200 million fucking dollars build a city for build a town for all the homeless people the whole thing lights roads everything just build a town and just give them somewhere to live here you go just have it there this one anybody living in this one yet nope there you go there's your house by that pablo escobar did that any one of these rich assholes could do that oh i don't know what to do at the home there's just not enough the refugees that we have to pay for the refugees right we have to pay for
	everything we the people that already don't have any money we're already fucked we're gonna need to squeeze we need to get more blood from the stone here we need to squeeze this lemon right to the very last drop how many lemons oh you have you have a lemon farm but you need to squeeze you need my lemon you need every drop out of my lemon i only have one and you want all of it and you literally own a farm of i mean there's countless lemons where you are i can see them in your background there's with millions of lemons billions of lemons you have billions of lemons and
	i must sacrifice my lemon for yours for your your project that doesn't make any sense because hey this was your idea lemon guy you have all the lemons and you're the ones like hey we need like a million billion refugees to go to your we're gonna have to move okay then you pay for it no you pay what you you you pay well are they gonna live at your house no no i live in a mansion in in new zealand well where the fuck
	are they gonna live in your house what so let me get this straight you you want to move a a an amount of people that will fundamentally change the makeup of this country in here and you're i'm i'm gonna pay for it not you and and they're gonna live with us not you and diversity is your strength and fuck you if you if you don't like yeah exactly
	well first of all considering i didn't this isn't my idea and no one even fucking asked me no i wasn't doing jordan peterson i was just that's just a weird nerd guy so i guess if you picture jordan peterson i was kind of thinking about bill gates a little bit but not really i don't know the names the voice the voices don't have to be anyone guys they just are they're just i just i just think they're funny they're fun i like the weird voices who is it it's no i have no idea i did one
	the other night i think it was on instagram or something i was just being silly and someone was like oh it's a very good stewart impression from saturday live i'm like oh yeah i forgot that stewart was a character i haven't thought about stewart from saturday night live or uh a mad oh my god mad tv stewart you remember stewart okle i can do you know I haven't I haven't thought of that in like 15 years but it was apparently still in the brain somewhere and it just kind of came out as a random you know Stuart
	you're you be good for your mother I never even liked it that much but he was he was kind of funny anyway I don't know what the fuck we're talking about we're just doing one of these weird ones where I just go all over the place now old guards is a 110 freedom or a 43.3 commie and still not dead oh in Celsius 43.3 degrees are you you're in Oklahoma right yeah that's that's fucking that's hot still not dead embrace the suck and drink water pussies yeah dude in Afghanistan
	it was like fucking 50 60 degrees it was crazy hot there but it wasn't uh it was almost worse in like in like the Caribbean and like the South Pacific or like well Dubai Dubai the United Arab Emirates was definitely the hottest it's hell it is fucking rotten hellscape how hot it is there oh my god oh my good God it's crazy um Afghanistan got pretty hot too but it's almost worse the the the the places where
	the humidity it's almost worse you know you're just soaked all the time it's just constant sweat and it's like you're like this is it like it feels like you're physically being crushed like the sky itself is like just fucking die die that's what's like walking around in one of these places you're like oh my god what kind of heat is this the kind that fucking hates you that's what kind of heat it is it's
	like it's like a meat it's like trying to choke you out it fucking really hates you but then the other the other kind of super super super heat like in the or like death valley like there's some places like that it's just like this it's a different kind of heat it just stands there and watches you like this i'm not just gonna burn your body but i'm gonna burn your fucking soul too it's never you will never be
	comfortable again ever so you know listen guys it's the science it's a new age heat has genders and personalities now there's different kinds of heat there's ggs some of them you know there's different characteristics of different kinds of heat heat is a gender and and and it has a it has certain ways it likes to dress and talk and
	it also really likes drag queen story time it really needs there needs to be sexual heat awareness taught to fourth uh four-year-olds in preschool that's what we need to do we need to teach them about dildos and why heat the the temperature means listen grown adults are going to come and talk about you know fucking to kids that's what we're going to do okay all right moving on all right let's see what's up next jake powell
	says talking with a mate of mine recently about the sickos bringing back the mask mandates including the dangerous idiots salivating at the idea of masks coming back by preemptively wearing the masks the only way to shut these passive aggressive punks down is by getting in their face confrontational people he says as far as these climate uh oh it just came twice what did it is as far as these climate change wackos are concerned they just shift their beliefs to whatever suits the time if you look at their regime or regime yeah it's all b lm
	anti-fa climate change slava ukraine lgbt vax advocates they all follow the same trends and they're a goddamn dangerous communist motherfucker they need stopping that that and that's the thing they don't they don't seem to catch that they don't seem to to worry or think or question that and that's what scares me the most about people like that i'm not like scared of them but just like worried about the path and direction that we're going down because i mean the the pattern is undeniable it's it's gotten to the stage
	where the tv which is you know my deus ex golem whatever you want to whatever you want to use the tv is is the media it's the government it's it's the stat it's the it's the authority box because for whatever reason you can you can have the and it's happened the wiki leaks hunter biden you know this there's so much shit that's been out there that is like this is 100 true we can it's
	right there right in front of you and put on the internet for the whole world to see but for some reason we don't act as though it matters unless it comes from the tv box that thing is literally god it is the most powerful thing in the world and people will do whatever it says and the problem is you've got an entire section of society who right now they call themselves liberals i've talked about this before it's a it's not a it's not a left to right linear like you're this or you're that it's more like a globe it's like a ball and you inside it you can be any kind of thing you just spin it
	around you're inside a globe and they can just oh no now you're nazi now you're a communist now you're this now that i can just change change the environment to suit whatever i need to make you they just they just do whatever it says whatever it says they always immediately agree with i mean we've had controversy after controversy after i mean like big crazy like whoa what the fuck situations one after the other after the other since 9-11
	it has been non-stop and it's just been getting crazier we came out with a big bang 9-11 was fucking crazy if you're younger i don't remember if you're younger than me i was like 16 at the time that was fucked that shit like that we were like what the fuck is going on and uh it and then it kind of slowed down but then it's we kind of just been kind of on a steady roller coaster now it's just the last three years has been absolutely crazy the last seven or
	eight years it's just one thing after another after another after another after like crazy nonsense what in the fuck and each time something very uh important and that's going to have wide-reaching implications it's going to affect a lot of lives and and they always agree with whatever the box says they just whatever it says every time not one time not two times like 10 times 12 times they will always do what it says did they don't see this pattern
	whatever that thing says you're like yep yep and about wildly different things it's not like you can pin it down to uh politics or left wing right wing there was no the the way that the parties are kind of shifting is interesting it's like we're the pro stat we're the believers of the of the system and the machine and you're the ones that don't that's politics now that's it you either you either believe in this nightmarish ghoulish fucking system that's lying and torturing and
	you know making money on on wars and all this kind of shit you either support it or you're an opponent of it that so if you're an opponent of it that means you're a far-right neo-nazi uh white nationalist uh baby killing ku klux hand hoodwear you're all right you're the worst thing that's ever happen you're a horrible you're the worst person that's ever lived that's interesting that's an interesting thing for you to say machine to the people that criticize you it's interesting weird
	and then the other the other side is yeah they're like the cheerleaders of it they do whatever it says and they'll never stop it's it's pretty much that simple it really is because i mean i mean you know right when you go on uh like uh any kind of social media or something right they they they they virtue signal and what this is it's not about it's not about any single cause anymore it's basically signaling that you're
	i i it's that's what the the the meme is so good i support the current thing if you see a ukrainian flag it's like that means i i guarantee they're they're fully that but no one's fully vaccinated anymore you're going to be up to date you need boosters forever that is from the health minister of canada that is 100 what he said that's a fact look it up every nine months you need a vaccine or you're not up to date we'll see how that fucking goes you see that and then you're going to go okay so
	they're on board with all the vaccine stuff they probably think tamara lich is a you know the air india bomber they probably they you know uh they think nazis attacked ottawa climate change they're all about that uh let's oh donald trump is an is a russian agent they think that uh george floyd was an innocent man that was murdered in the street because he was black kyle rittenhouse is a terrorist and a mass murderer uh guns kill people not government and so on and so on you see what i mean like i can tell you exactly just from that one clue it's like oh you're one of them because
	it's like wearing a uniform now virtue signaling that you support the current thing is as good to me and many of the people in this community in this chat as wearing a fucking you might as well be wearing a soviet uniform speaking of symbolism this one really this is a real good one get your get ready for this this is a toronto star really hates the canadian flag this is by andrew lawton and harrison faulkner but but but not it's it's worth it's worse than that andrew it
	is um there's a part about me in his book he just released that uh you know what without having talked to me before writing about me okay um but it wasn't it wasn't you know i'm not mad about it i'll say that you know what i mean the guy man's making a living writing a book whatever fair enough okay um we'll see but uh anyway the toronto star really hates the canadian flag it's much worse than that actually um it says it appears this it says it appears
	that freedom convoy and its use of the canadian flag have broken the collective minds of journalists at the toronto star not just them the entire virtue signaling system supporting mob is also on board with supporting the current thing and that current thing now is the canadian flag has been associated with us more on why that's a problem in a second it says in recent weeks the toronto star has published several op-eds on canadians how canadians can reclaim the flag suggesting it's been claimed by someone else who aren't canadian
	wow i mean just listen to this nice syntax here the whole thing the verbiage is all it's just just masterful this is the toronto star published op-eds and i've we showed you these how canadians can reclaim the flag how canadians can reclaim their flag so we're not canadians and we've claimed their flag is that what that what you're saying yes that is what you're saying suggesting that if you fly the flag on its own you're likely a racist or extremist or whatever the case is yes and a neo-nazi and all the things i just i just mentioned a misogynist and
	a probably a rapist and you know you just go around and you're like i go to daycare i go to the gym and when i go to the gym i go see where the daycare is some a lot of gyms have daycare is if there's children there and i'm like if i see any black babies in there i'm gonna go punch them in their fucking stupid face that's what they imagine well obviously because he's flying a canadian flag he's probably one of the people that do that who don't even exist but they think that we they think they do um and it says plus the legacy media gets caught pushing fake news after trying to convince oh this was just part of the part of the show um so it's kind of a ad
	so uh you got uh i didn't listen to it so i don't know maybe he says exactly this harrison faulker and andrew lawton but the thing is they think that they think the the canadian flag uh needs to be reclaimed you know from you because it's bad it's you guys are tarnishing it it's bad they don't hate the canadian flag they hate you whatever symbol you use and that's again why i created a stupid flag because it's i'm just playing the game it's
	funny you're not allowed like symbolism is very important to them it's very serious it's a it's a big it's a big way to you know control manipulate people and it's not the flag they're mad about it's the people flying it so the anger is not directed at the flag they don't hate the canadian flag they hate that you like it so if you like that thing then they must hate that thing do you see they're they're completely irrational people they're completely out of their minds anything
	you anything you decide to support like you know like the whole point was i created this flag like this took me two seconds on the i on a on a phone app i was like they're done exported you know it was that That's how easy it was to create a hate symbol.
	This flag has no history.
	It has no affiliate to anything.
	It's literally the, you know, imagination of me, an idiot.
	That's all it is.
	And it's now a hate symbol.
	It's like, this is a terror.
	You just applied all of this thing.
	No, it's true, but you know what it means.
	And you're too fucking stupid to understand your own stupid brain.
	The flag means me.
	And you hate me, so you hate the flag.
	And now the Canadian flag means us.
	And you hate us, so you hate the flag.
	It's that simple.
	That's as simple as it is.
	There's nothing more to it than that.
	Go ahead.
	I would love to hear a rebuttal to that.
	Please tell me exactly how.
	No, no, it's just, no, that's exactly what it is.
	They just won't come out and say it.
	We just fucking hate those people so much.
	Oh, I know.
	I'm well aware of that.
	We're all very aware of that.
	But we're the, you know, we just got to be more tolerant, progressive, right?
	What's this?
	Cindy Lee, thank you very much.
	This is you're doing, you're doing great, bitch.
	I'll need to borrow Philip again to finish our mission, if you know what I mean.
	Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
	What are you getting into now?
	Is this where you were last weekend?
	How many orgies is this?
	Your tie is all crooked now.
	You've been wearing that for like over a year.
	Are you ever going to change your clothes?
	Women like him.
	I don't know.
	Whatever.
	It works for him.
	I mean, I'm not.
	Who am I to judge?
	He's doing.
	Obviously, he's doing better than me.
	Joseph calls us these mask wearing F-bombs.
	Fucks!
	Need a line drive five feet high to the melon down third base to maximum sense into them.
	Just Matt says, surprisingly, our Canadian flag also symbolizes the struggle for freedom globally.
	Weird.
	Yeah, isn't that funny?
	Even the Dutch are using it now because the Dutch are also neo-Nazi, white supremacist, accelerationist, massagist, racist, bigots.
	Yeah, the Dutch are too.
	Them too.
	And the Germans and the French.
	I've seen it in France and the British people, basically anyone that is like, we're unhappy with the direction of the current thing.
	And we do not support the current thing is, uh, is, is starting to use the Canadian flag as a, That's great.
	Now, it's just a global...
	There were so many Nazis everywhere.
	It's crazy how that happened.
	Jake Powell says, ask any climate change dickhead how the world means to operate with unsustainable green energy.
	They have no clue.
	These people have no fucking idea.
	Narcissistic virtue signaling brats, kid brains.
	I fucking hate these people.
	These people are lower than dumb shit.
	Jake Powell's in a mood tonight.
	He is in Australia.
	I would be too.
	Remember the good old days when you used to just watch us in horror in Australia?
	Like, oh my God, I can't believe how fucking crazy it is in Australia.
	And now we're like, I'd take Australia over here right now, I think.
	Maybe I'd rather go there.
	Hold my beer indeed.
	Commonwealth Commie Olympics is what this turned into.
	How's South Africa doing?
	You look over, it's just a dead guy bleeding on the floor.
	You're like, oof.
	Yeah, he's not well.
	South Africa?
	Yeah, he is not well.
	Should we help him?
	No.
	Absolutely not.
	He's bleeding everywhere.
	Shut up.
	Don't even mention him.
	If you even so much as say South Africa, you're going to be fucking laying right there next to him.
	You understand?
	Fuck am I?
	You're on Earth, bitch.
	This is a cutthroat game.
	This is cutthroat.
	You don't tell the truth on this planet.
	You don't talk about real shit.
	You talk about celebrities.
	You talk about who's fucking who and who got breast implants and who's a tranny this week and whose sports ball mega team is gonna win the ultra ball.
	That's what you talk about.
	And you play video games and you fucking spank yourself all day, every day.
	And you don't go outside.
	You stay in the pod and you eat the bugs, man.
	All right?
	If I hear any more of this talking about anything other than what I mentioned, there's going to be fucking hell to put it.
	You're going to be fucked.
	We're going to freeze your bank account.
	We're going to freeze your bank account.
	We're going to put you in jail for mischief.
	I don't care.
	The most ridiculous.
	Jaywalking.
	Why not?
	Why not?
	You can do months in jail for mischief now.
	So why not do...
	I don't care what you think about Pat King because I don't really think much of anything.
	I don't care.
	I don't know the guy.
	I've never met him.
	I don't give a shit.
	Wasn't a big fan of this whole stolen value.
	Regardless, mischief.
	I mean, if he gets convicted, he's already done more jail time than he probably would have gotten for a conviction.
	No, we can't let them out.
	It's too dangerous.
	Oh, for fuck's sakes.
	It's like he's Russell Williams, you know?
	And it's not just him.
	It's tons of people.
	So why not?
	Let's just give people six months in prison for jaywalking.
	No, bail denied.
	They could jaywalk again.
	They could walk into traffic at any time.
	Who knows what the next victim of their actions could be?
	Remember when I said there's, you know, gangs moving in, fentanyl and all the mer...
	Like, can we focus on that?
	I mean, that's...
	Oh, because that's not a problem for you.
	See, because the drug war, the drug and the gang war problem, and the suicide problem, and the opioid epidemic problem, and the falling apart hospital system problem, and the fracturing of society problem, all of our actual real fucking Problems aren't your problems, are they?
	They're not rich people problems.
	They're not ruling elite government class people problems, are they?
	No, they're peasant problems.
	They're little people problems.
	We don't care about that.
	So why would we spend your resources?
	These are our resources.
	The police belong to us.
	They're our employees.
	They're paid for by the public's tax dollars collectively to do things that we, you know, have agreed upon.
	And they're not doing that anymore.
	They're doing what you want them to do.
	This is completely upside down and backwards now, isn't it?
	What now?
	What else?
	Germany and France.
	Oh, it's looking.
	It's looking good over there.
	It's really looking good.
	It is.
	It's all going to be fine in Europe.
	It's false.
	No way.
	Not this time.
	We created it.
	Not this time.
	No.
	Not this time.
	It's totally made up.
	Pure fiction.
	It's fiction.
	It's fiction.
	It's not good.
	It's not good.
	But this, I forgot I wanted to show you this one for a second.
	So I don't worry.
	Ici.radio slash Canada.ca.
	Here's who lives in your city's worst heat islands by Nails.
	By Nails Shiab and Isabel Bouchard.
	CBC.
	Oh, CBC.
	Perfect.
	CBC coming back with the hard, the stuff that I mean, this matters, right?
	This is what we really need to focus on.
	We need to know that it's hot in the summer and it's, you know, it's hot in the summer.
	That's what we got to know.
	A CBC news data analysis shows that immigrants and people with low income are most likely to live in the hottest urban areas.
	This makes them much more vulnerable to heat waves with deadly consequences.
	Does it?
	Or does it suggest, as you, there's Toronto, and we'll scroll down and you'll see.
	Go through some of the maps here.
	And this part is interesting.
	Oh, it says more immigrants makes it hotter than fewer immigrants.
	So immigrants are causing climate change.
	There you go.
	I solved your problem for you.
	You like that?
	You like how you do that?
	I mean, that's what you guys do, right?
	What a stupid waste of fucking time.
	Maybe the poorest people in the country oftentimes are immigrants who come here with literally nothing, but, you know, they're doing their best to make sure that they, you know, give them as much as possible in this country, even at the expense of your own people, which why wouldn't you?
	Why wouldn't you starve your own children to feed somebody you just met in the fucking street today?
	Wouldn't you?
	Wouldn't you?
	Wouldn't you starve your own children and then spend all your days and time taking care of someone you just met a minute ago?
	I would.
	I mean, obviously, that's what you're supposed to do.
	Especially if they're, only if they're not white people.
	Actually, if they aren't white people, you fuck them.
	Like I said, don't ever talk about South Africa.
	In fact, if any South African people come looking for you for help, you send them back the way they came.
	You turn them right around.
	You kick them right in the ass.
	You say, don't you ever fucking come back.
	You're good.
	That's what you do.
	You deport them.
	You deport them back to South Africa.
	That's important.
	That's what we got to do.
	That's what we got to do.
	So, you know, or maybe they're just poor.
	They don't have jobs anywhere.
	And then, so they live in the cheapest areas because they're poor.
	And people that have money don't want to live in shitty, run-down areas where there's a million people living on top of each other and it's a billion degrees and there's no air conditioning and it's cheap.
	It's shitty.
	It's a dump.
	So people with money aren't going to want to live there.
	So they don't.
	So the people that do are the ones that don't.
	And you know what?
	Hey, look, they're people you just picked up from all over the goddamn world that don't have a penny to their name.
	It's crazy.
	I know.
	It's crazy.
	I'm so glad they did that study.
	It's a good study.
	It's a great study.
	Great job.
	Another, again, I'm glad we pay CBC, our tax money, to get to the bottom of these hard-hitting questions that no one could possibly understand at a cursory glance.
	No one could possibly know.
	I want to jump off a bridge.
	Oh, God.
	What are we at?
	Where are we?
	Joe Rogan, tell me something.
	Tell me something, Joe Rogan.
	Canada is communist.
	Canada's crazy.
	They're fucked.
	They're fucked.
	They got to get rid of that guy.
	How much time does he have?
	I feel like he's been prime minister for a while.
	Am I wrong?
	I don't know.
	I don't know how their system works up there.
	I have zero understanding of their system.
	Yeah.
	I never looked into it at all.
	I just, I didn't even, I just liked him.
	I liked him before the pandemic.
	You do?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I was like, he's a handsome guy.
	Yeah.
	Seems sweet.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	He's always talking about how handsome he is.
	It's like, good, good-looking guy, confident.
	He called him good-looking twice.
	Okay, Joe.
	All right.
	Anyway.
	Good talker.
	Yeah.
	And then during the pandemic, I'm like, oh, you're a fucking dictator.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you don't like criticism.
	You're trying to shut down criticism by saying that all your critics are misogynists and racists.
	Yeah.
	Who said that about the trucking people, the truckers?
	He called them.
	Called them all misogynists and racists.
	Yeah, he's gross.
	He's a sketchy guy.
	Yeah.
	And he's got some fucking shaky deals.
	I would like to see where the money is coming from.
	Why do you want everybody to get injected every four months?
	They don't need that anymore.
	Like, what are we doing?
	What are you doing?
	You can't even get into Canada unless you're vaccinated.
	Can't get in?
	No.
	Make sure that's true.
	Because someone just told me, Whitney just told me, she wanted to Quichetta to show her fucking vaccination card to get into Canada.
	That seems up for old.
	It's 2022.
	It's not 2019.
	How bad is that that people are like, that adds up?
	That's what we said.
	Well, that about adds up.
	That's basically what you'd expect out of Canada.
	Canada is basically regarded as like, you know, North America, North Korea now.
	That's cool.
	It still feels because I think things sway there so aggressively when something happens, where it feels like you're like, wait, what time is it right now?
	Is in New York.
	I was just in New York.
	Oh, yeah.
	Everybody's like, what's going on?
	Why are everyone so messed up?
	They're scared.
	We live here.
	It's a different place.
	Like, everybody here said, well, I hope I don't get sick.
	Take care of yourself.
	Do your best.
	Get medicine if you get sick.
	Yeah.
	But New York is, it was strange.
	I was there two weeks ago.
	It's bizarre.
	Yeah.
	It's very bizarre.
	It's very bizarre.
	A lot of loyal system believers in New York.
	Fucking Ali Wong was wearing a mask at your party.
	I kept talking to her and giving her shit.
	She would take the mask.
	Take the mask down and talk and put it back up.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	It's a crazy place.
	We live in a crazy place now.
	Fisher of Menzies is checking in late tonight, getting ready to be a Fisher of Fish in the morning.
	All the best this weekend to you and all the dags out there.
	Thank you very much, man.
	Good luck with your fishing.
	Good fishing, you know.
	And the funny thing, too, is that Rogan was hard into this for a while.
	Like, he hung on for a while.
	He was in there, like, he was making people take tests before they would come on a show.
	He was going crazy to hand sanitizer.
	Like, he was, you know, it was disappointing.
	But now he's caught up now.
	Man, the damage he could have done, could have helped us with back then.
	But he's got a big audience, man.
	No one is buying this anymore.
	This is over, like, globally.
	Canada is one of the last places to hang on to this ridiculous, you know, and now we're going to do this.
	We're going to, you know, Health Canada set to authorize Moderna vaccine for infants aged six months and up.
	man.
	How many children have died?
	I think it's literally zero.
	So they need, this is, and what did Rogan just allude to?
	Somebody's making money, obviously.
	You're willing to risk the health and welfare of children, infants' children, six-month-old children, so someone can make some money somewhere.
	Or worse, you're not willing to engage in this conversation.
	You don't want to get involved.
	You don't want to start fights or whatever.
	You're willing to sit there and quietly go about your fucking day in your life.
	You're just willing to let this happen because, you know, I don't want to get involved now.
	People are doing this to children now for no reason, but on them to make money.
	And you're like, oh, well.
	Are you?
	Are you just saying, oh, well, you don't care?
	You're tracking any of this 20-year-olds dropping dead kind of shit?
	And you're like, you know what?
	I think my six-month-old needs some of that.
	Bell's palsy, facial paralysis, myocarditis, heart attack, strokes, seizures.
	Give that to my six-month-old.
	Why not?
	It's only the most dangerous injection in history, state-mandated, and it's not a vaccine.
	They changed the status of vaccination, didn't they?
	Because vaccination used to meant provides immunity.
	Are you immune?
	No.
	So they changed the definition of the word vaccination to provides protection.
	It provides protection now.
	What does that mean?
	Wow.
	Could be all kinds of things.
	Well, it really is protection anyway.
	That's subjective, isn't it?
	It's like being in a gunfight.
	You have any way to protect yourself?
	You pull out a magnum condom.
	Ha ha, I got one of these.
	I got protection.
	No, that's not.
	You got to be specific.
	Use specific language.
	Like, did you bring a gun to the gunfight?
	That's why vaccination meant immune.
	It was very defined.
	It was definitive.
	It was absolute.
	If I give you this injection, you will not catch this disease.
	It is impossible.
	I have trained your immune system with this injection of a live or dead virus sample so that your immune system is being artificially exposed to a very small, non-lethal, non-kind of dose to something so that if you do encounter it in the wild later, your immune system already has the blueprints, DNA, the tactics, everybody's already done the field exercises.
	They already know.
	They all know all about it.
	So if it ever happens, don't you worry about it.
	You won't get sick.
	You're immune.
	Is that what this does?
	Nope.
	Can you still get sick?
	Yes.
	Can you still give it to other people?
	Yes.
	Can you still die from it?
	Yes.
	Do I still have to take it?
	Yes.
	Does that make any sense?
	No.
	But yes.
	Because Pfizer is making a lot of money.
	And Moderna is making a lot of money.
	And AstraZeneca is making a lot of money.
	And I guarantee you the politicians in this country are making a lot of money.
	Some of these doctors are making a lot of money.
	They're making massive.
	I mean, the amount of money flying out the door is crazy.
	This is the biggest theft and robbery and coordinated heist campaign in the history of the planet, of recorded history.
	And by the time anybody figures it out, by the time the most, we're getting close now, but the damage is done, isn't it?
	The money's been made.
	And you know what?
	You can't even sue because the government assumed responsibility.
	They're like, yeah, you can't sue these companies.
	You can't.
	They're immune.
	Oh, you paralyzed?
	Don't care.
	They're immune.
	Nothing you can do.
	Also, we're going to tax you to oblivion.
	We're going to make you close 30% of your farms.
	We're just going to fucking screw with everything right now.
	Hopefully nobody gets mad.
	Hopefully no one gets mad, especially when we start doing this.
	Hmm.
	So funny how your brain changes about kids after you've had your own.
	I used to not give a shit at all.
	Like, not really.
	I mean, I care.
	Like, oh, yeah, don't hurt kids.
	You know, I care, but it's different when you have, I'm telling you, when you have your own, it's a whole other, like, it feels personal now.
	It's like, wait, I have one of those.
	How could you do that?
	I think that's what it is.
	How could you do that to someone's child?
	Imagine them doing it to you.
	Oh, my God.
	That's insane, right?
	Obviously, parts of our society feel very, very different about a lot of very important things.
	And that's not a good sign.
	That can't, that's not going to continue without some kind of resolution, unfortunately.
	Meanwhile.
	Meanwhile, in the fortress of France and Germany, where all the smartest people with the biggest brains in the whole universe are getting together and figuring out how they're going to fuck people even more.
	Kira Kirsten says, good evening, dags and daguettes.
	They don't even have to make up a new thing.
	They already have SIDS on childhood max death to fall back on.
	Is that what it is?
	I always, that scared the shit out of me.
	I was like, what?
	Like, sometimes kids just die randomly?
	Like, you put them to bed and they're just dropped dead.
	Look at that.
	Like, what the hell, man?
	That's that was fucking terrifying.
	And usually it's in the first year of life.
	I wonder if that is that's the thing.
	Who knows?
	But um, horror, fuck, horrifying.
	It's the worst thing that could ever happen to somebody.
	Being killed would be less horrible than that, I think, than losing a child.
	Um, well, that was nice.
	Anyway, let's move on.
	Hey, in France, they're fucking geniuses.
	Did you know about that?
	They're so smart.
	They're gonna turn off all the power.
	They're gonna turn off all the streetlights at night because to save power, because the energy that they buy comes from Russia.
	So we gotta stick it to Putin.
	Gotta stick it to Putin.
	We gotta stick it to Putin, you guys.
	What do you mean?
	You want to do stuff to him?
	Yeah, I do.
	I'm weird like that.
	So we're just not gonna have streetlights at night anymore.
	Man, those diverse neighborhoods in France are about to get real interesting at nighttime, aren't they?
	Imagine no fucking lights at night.
	Driving around pitch fucking black in these crazy.
	Have fun.
	Enjoy.
	Despite claiming that France has little dependence on Russian gas, President Macron announced that public lighting would be turned off at night to save energy.
	Made the comments during a televised interview to commemorate Bastille Day.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah, people were really pumped to see him.
	They were so happy that he was there.
	He's being booed like everywhere.
	Everyone's giving him a finger like...
	Mmm...
	What a popular guy.
	Some more people yelling.
	Sounds like Canada, huh?
	Do you think, at least he has the ball, like our prime minister would never have the balls to do this.
	Not a fucking chance.
	If you had those, they'd be like, I'm going to take a motorcade right through this fucking convoy.
	The ball's on this guy, you know?
	You're just watching this.
	And one of these days, I wouldn't be surprised.
	Oh, it fair was.
	And it finally happened.
	It's going to happen sooner or later.
	You fucking ruined millions of people's lives, man.
	Process of elimination.
	Somebody's just going to snap.
	That's how it happens.
	And yeah, you know, it's funny that, you know, because our prime minister is not very well received here either.
	But he doesn't even have the guts to do this.
	Everywhere he goes, it's like this.
	Everywhere anyone from the government essentially goes, is treated like this.
	The NDP, right?
	Bastille.
	What are they chanting?
	Macron, what?
	Macron!
	Do we speak French?
	I don't know what they're chanting.
	Probably that he's a great guy.
	And over in Germany, well, they've got a better plan.
	Oh, why is it so big?
	What's going on here?
	Oh no.
	This thing on the bottom here.
	What are you doing here?
	What are you doing?
	Why are you so big?
	That's not the right one.
	Shit.
	I'll do it later.
	It's not important.
	We'll do this another day.
	Germany plans warm-up spaces in response to gas orders.
	We're just going to...
	We're going to have warm-up spaces where poor people can go and not freeze to death because everything's going really well.
	Obviously.
	That's a hallmark.
	I mean, when you see an image of a country whose people are just huddled around each other amongst like some kind of power, like some kind of heat source and they don't freeze to death and they're like in large numbers, they look dirty and tired and, you know, worried.
	And you're like, oh, things are going really good, whatever this is.
	I want to go live there.
	I want to go live what looks like a homeless camp with hundreds and hundreds of people standing around burn barrels.
	Oh, and why?
	For the same reason as the French.
	They all get their shit from Russia and, you know, Russia man bad.
	So to stick it to Putin, we're going to freeze to death our own citizens.
	Now, this isn't the Russians' decision.
	That's what's to point out here.
	The Russians are like, we're totally willing to sell you gas, but you have to buy them in Russian rubles.
	No, no, we refuse.
	We would rather freeze our people to death than help you.
	The people of France and Germany should be like, excuse me, what?
	What did you just say?
	I am willing to sacrifice.
	I don't care how many of my citizens.
	Thousands of my people will die if they have to to stop you.
	Wait, what?
	What did you say?
	Is he talking about us?
	What are you doing?
	Hey, the fuck are you doing?
	In fact, I'll let them freeze to death.
	I won't even let them eat.
	I'll clear out the grocery stores.
	I'll turn the heat off.
	Okay, dude, stop.
	Please stop.
	I don't care.
	We know none of us give a fuck.
	Russian gas, French gas, fucking alien gas.
	I don't give a shit.
	I want the heat in my house on, especially when it's February, dude.
	But we got to stick it to Putin.
	Fuck you.
	Shut up.
	You want to fucking go fight the war then.
	Go to Ukraine.
	Nobody's stopping you.
	They're taking literally anybody that shows up.
	Just go show up there.
	They're conscripting women and children, essentially.
	Just, you want to, You want to stick it to Putin?
	Go fucking join the Ukrainian military then.
	You're so fucked.
	No?
	Then shut your mouth.
	Shut up.
	No, yeah, let's torture and destroy more versus more people.
	And yeah, because rich people are fighting over money again.
	That's just really a good idea.
	Let's go.
	And it's having an effect, isn't it?
	The French government, who's a minority government, this last election barely succeeded and it lost a substantial amount of support to, guess what?
	The right-wing populist party, which is similar in style and platform ideas to, you know, the PPC in Canada, AFD in Germany.
	I don't know if they have one, like kind of an upstart, evil neo-Nazi fucking, you know, political party.
	Basically, somebody that's like, I know what you're up to, and this is bullshit.
	That political party.
	I don't know if they have one in the UK.
	America's totally locked in the two-party system.
	But anyway, they won.
	They've got like 88 seats.
	They went from nothing to like a substantial portion of the government.
	And the trend is not getting better for the establishment.
	And this government tried to make vaccine passports the law, and it didn't happen.
	It didn't happen.
	It was defeated.
	And it says, humiliating setback met with wild sharing.
	French President Macron suffered a humiliating setback in Parliament after his vaccine passport scheme was defeated.
	They wanted to extend the policy whereby anyone entering France has to show proof of vaccination or negative COVID test, just like we already do here in Canada.
	However, the right-wing populist national rally and the hard left La France in Sumise and the right-wing Republicans all united to vote against the policy.
	This is something else I'm starting to notice that I find interesting and fun, is that people on both extremes of I don't even like the word extreme.
	On either, like I said, it's not a left and right.
	It's more like a sphere or like a circle, a pie chart.
	And you can kind of.
	Well, I like these things.
	Well, I like those things.
	You know what we agree on?
	This government's fucked.
	You know?
	These people are bad fucking news, aren't they?
	Yes, they are.
	Yes, they are.
	And a lot of the stubborn ones are still hanging on because that's their team, right?
	That's the funny thing.
	They think that's their team.
	No, no, they're going to support the government and support because we hate them and they hate us.
	So that means they hate anything we like and they like anything that we hate because they're childish and emotional and are incapable of fucking independent thinking at all.
	However, they think that if they just, well, I'm going to support the current thing and stand with my government, you're next, you idiot.
	They don't care about you.
	You're next.
	Sometime soon, something else is going to happen and you're going to be, whoa, wait, I don't know about this.
	Too bad.
	Do what they say or else.
	That's who they are.
	The faster everybody figures this out, that the people in charge are the worst motherfuckers in the world, like the worst people alive, the absolute scum and dregs of society are making these decisions.
	And then you've got these cowardly, empty, no bones, no spine, just a flesh suit fumbling around.
	No bones, completely boneless.
	Boneless chicken nuggets.
	That's who's running the country.
	That's who's running the world.
	That's who's running the Western world is a bunch of boneless chicken nuggets in suits.
	And they look like this.
	Deep fried, woke as hell, boneless, dumb, dumb chicken nuggets.
	It's...
	...and then I'll be back to the next episode.
	The bill's defeat was met with wild cheering and a standing ovation from opposition lawmakers and footage that was widely circulated on social media, reports, and telephone.
	Macron's government lost the vote by a margin of 219 votes to 195.
	Man, how scary would this be?
	Like, if you're in France, like, oh, my God, this is close.
	You know, listen to this vote.
	It is 190 for 196 against 183.
	Thank you.
	Nice.
	They're pretty pumped about that.
	Oh, man, this lady doesn't like it.
	Uh-oh, is the tide turning?
	That's shitty.
	Are you about to be fucking crushed under the boot of the population?
	Are you about to be fucking held accountable for the absolute nightmare you've been putting these people through over the last 20 years?
	Are you going to be held accountable?
	Are people going to come to your house and go, you better come out here?
	You're under arrest because this is going to continue.
	This trend is going to continue.
	And then they're going to lose.
	They're losing control of everything.
	They're losing control of the narrative, the population.
	And people are going to get held accountable because the money went somewhere.
	And there's holes in the studies.
	And the science turns out isn't sound.
	It isn't settled after all.
	And the thing that, you know, the thing is, we know that they know that.
	They know.
	And we know.
	And they know that we know.
	And everybody knows that everything they did was illegal.
	Many of them.
	That it was, that it was bad.
	I mean, you saw WhatsAr Face's emails out there in BC.
	The Toma Docketer knew, knew that this was harming people and didn't give a shit.
	Did it anyway?
	That's a crime.
	That's illegal.
	How much more of this is going to come up before people really fucking snap?
	Like, what's going to happen?
	This is going to have to be investigated.
	It's quite the little scam you guys had going on here for quite a while, huh?
	And I don't know.
	France is not, definitely not Luxembourg.
	It's one of the oldest, most powerful countries in the world.
	And they seem to be going the wrong way for you.
	I've never seen the inside of the French, whatever that is.
	Congress, Parliament, building, whatever they're, you know.
	It's cool.
	Interesting.
	Elizabeth Bourne, the French prime minister, condemned the vote.
	Said the situation is serious by joining together to vote against the measures to protect the French against COVID, LFI, LR, and RN, prevent any border control agent against the virus.
	After the disbelief on this vote, I will fight.
	This is obviously translated.
	I will fight so that the spirit of responsibility wins in the Senate.
	So she's pro-mandate.
	She needs more.
	She's not.
	They don't think they're safe.
	There's not safe.
	It's not safe and effective.
	It's very dangerous and ineffective.
	As we previously highlighted, the French Minister of Health admitted that vaccine passports are a disguised form of mandatory vaccines.
	Of course they are.
	Despite the president claiming the vaccine mandates will not be compulsory.
	On the first day of the new program was in place, police in Paris were visibly patrolling bars and cafes, demanding customers show proof they've had the jet.
	Yeah, we've watched that.
	Remember that?
	It later emerged that many businesses were refusing to enforce the scheme, just like in Canada.
	The amount, it's funny because the fringe minority, you want to talk about a fringe minority?
	Let's talk with that for a minute.
	Because there is one.
	And again, like everything else that they say and everything else that they do, it's backwards.
	it's the opposite.
	If this was a widely accepted and understood to be absolutely true.
	People are really on board with this.
	And I'm in...
	Okay.
	And out here, it's like 10%, maybe less than 10% of people are wearing masks and still playing the pretend COVID game.
	Even like some of the stores in Sean for people were like all about it the whole time.
	And then they hung on for a little while.
	They dropped the mandates.
	And then everyone's like, yeah, fuck, this is stupid.
	They're all done.
	They're all done.
	Everybody's done with it.
	I even went to a place the other day to pick up some food.
	I think it was this burrito place.
	And they were like, what's going on, man?
	They're all these Mexican guys.
	And I was like, dude, the fucking plastic.
	Whoa.
	I can hear things.
	I can see you.
	We can talk like people.
	The plastic dividers are gone.
	So that's a, oh, this is just interesting, right?
	You think they're going to put them back up?
	They really go.
	I didn't know about the ninja variant.
	I didn't know there was ninjas.
	This changes everything.
	Put all the plastic back up.
	And this is Halifax, man.
	You go into the city in Halifax and it's fucking like, that's always in the smaller towns, too.
	Like where I'm from, it was never that bad, but there were some people.
	But the cities is where the most concentration of the nonsense is.
	So you go into the cities, you go into Halifax, and it's like, oh, this is a surprising amount of people not giving a fuck.
	Me and Morgan went in the other night into the city to go to a concert.
	Hundreds of people there.
	Not a fucking mask.
	I think I saw like four masks in like a hundred, in hundreds of people.
	None of the vendors.
	Nobody gives a shit.
	COVID's not over.
	The fringe minority is you.
	You bunch of crazy psychopaths.
	You like masochistic fetishists.
	You want to stay inside and lock down.
	You liked feeling like you were participating in some kind of crisis movie, didn't you?
	You really got into that.
	You really participated in that.
	The thing is, though, it wasn't real and it was bullshit.
	And the longer it went on, the more people figured that out and started leaving on their own.
	And then the last people you thought you had for your numbers, for your, we're the majority.
	No, you're not.
	You're the minority.
	You don't have 50,000 people descending on the capital city to have pro-lockdown demands and pro-math demands or more vaccine passwords.
	You don't have that because it doesn't exist.
	And your counter protests are 10 people, 20 people, fat, lazy, you know, unenthusiastic, just stand there holding a sign with your squeaking little squeaky toys.
	Hilarious.
	Very nice.
	Well done.
	There's none of you.
	You're the mentally ill cast of society that worships the fucking machine because you need the machine because you can't exist without it.
	You're utterly and totally incapable of thinking for yourself, making your own decisions, and being your own person.
	You need it to tell you what to do because you wouldn't know what to do otherwise without it.
	Most people, it's ridiculous.
	All these COVID Nazi people, you got it.
	We're in this.
	You got it.
	Where'd you go?
	Where'd you go?
	Where is it?
	Have you been to a grocery store lately?
	Have you seen that shit?
	Yeah, nobody's playing anymore.
	That must suck, huh?
	Was there a declaration that it was over?
	It just slowly lifted the shit off.
	Why do you think that was?
	Because there was basically a revolt in February and the situation became extremely precarious for the current government.
	It almost went down.
	Almost.
	Now you're seeing the same things happen.
	You're seeing the same things happen in other countries in Europe.
	Sri Lanka doesn't have a government anymore.
	They got chased away.
	They're gone.
	They fled the country.
	It's just chaos over there now.
	Maybe there's an interim government I haven't been following.
	Happening all over the world.
	Italy, France, I mean, parts of the United States, most, the majority of the United States, you heard earlier, Rogan talking to whoever that was.
	It's like, oh, New York is still doing that.
	They're like, we never did that.
	Like huge parts of the world.
	I'm talking 60, 80 million people.
	Like, yeah, we're just not going to do any of that at all.
	And they're fine.
	Nothing happened.
	That's weird.
	So they've changed the definition of what a vaccine means.
	And they've admitted that it doesn't work.
	It's not effective, obviously, because you need three of them, four of them, five of them, nine of them, 20 of them.
	You need them forever.
	So what is the point of this?
	Nothing, really.
	The point is to make money, is to sell products and make money.
	At best, worst case scenario, it's a psychopathic agenda to fucking reduce the population by 15 to 20%.
	According to the current models, we could reduce the population by up to 15% with vaccines.
	That's The fucking guy pushing them the most said that just a few years ago.
	So that's the worst case.
	That would be a nightmare.
	That would be horrible, but then who knows?
	Maybe it's somewhere in between.
	Maybe it's somewhere in between.
	They present the illusion because they're weak people, and weak people will latch onto powerful people to try and survive.
	You know, have you ever seen a shark?
	They've got those little tiny bitch-ass fish that are just like, I'm just like stuck to the side of them.
	And it's like, what is he doing?
	He's like, ah.
	So the fish kind of, the small ones just eat kind of parasites and whatever.
	So the shark is like, whatever, I guess you can stay, but I'll eat you if I want.
	You're just trying to survive.
	And nothing's going to eat you if you're attached to a fucking shark.
	Except maybe another shark.
	And parasites do the same thing.
	They latch on to a stronger host to try and survive.
	And they think it's the shark because they live in the world of screens and the screen and the machine and the system and the TV and the celebrities and the TV shows and the movies and the time.
	It's all saying this is the current thing that we're all doing.
	Except that's not very many people, is it?
	When you really think about it.
	Let's roll them all up into a group.
	All the celebrities, all the Tapa Docatos, all the politicians, all the salesmen.
	I mean, pharmaceutical companies.
	All the UN people, all the World Economic Forum people.
	I got a nice one here from former prime minister here about Mr. Klaus Schwab for all these, just get the libs out, people, in a minute.
	How many people is that really?
	And how much power do they really have versus the entire planet?
	How many people is in Canada?
	Like a couple thousand versus 38 million?
	You're the fringe minority.
	You're in a cult of worshiping power because you're weak and you think the only way that you can survive and exist in this world is if the powerful thing protects you.
	So like the parasite, like these little bitch fish that attaches itself to a shark looking for a free ride, that's you.
	And you think that you're the shark because you stand next to it.
	Because you do what the shark says.
	You think that makes you the shark also.
	You're a fucking idiot.
	There's nothing special about it.
	That's accelerationism.
	It's either fail when you're bored or not.
	This all depends on you, sweetheart.
	How fast we go to fuck town, that's on you.
	You're the one driving the bus.
	You can turn around if you want.
	Welcome to the death of a century.
	They call you, uh, we're terrorists.
	We're accelerationists.
	That's because I'm looking at the gas pedal and the speedometer and going like this.
	I'm getting there soon.
	What's over is over and nothing between.
	Yesterday to be shit.
	Because tomorrow's a day.
	You'll have to fade.
	No.
	Rewinding time.
	Yesterday to be shit.
	Yesterday to be shit.
	But we had it all.
	We were so powerful.
	And you're being opposed by very serious people.
	Organizations are springing up all over the world again, the networking, all this stuff.
	And for every one of these, well, the doctor said this.
	There is a shitload of doctors that very, very, very strongly disagree with that doctor's opinion.
	I fucking promise you.
	And that should be a concern.
	And then these people, again, blindly.
	So you've got a big room full of doctors.
	And there's a bunch of doctors on this side.
	There's a bunch of doctors on that side.
	And they're fighting and they're yelling at each other about this product that the government thinks we all have to have.
	And you look at them and like, oh, we have to have it or everyone's going to die.
	And you look over there and they're like, absolutely not.
	It's fucking dangerous.
	What are you doing?
	You're crazy.
	And you go, I'm just going to blindly pick a side.
	This clearly isn't important.
	This isn't something worth looking into.
	We're only talking about injecting my body with some kind of foreign new technology no one's ever done, never used before.
	It's fine.
	Just blindly do it.
	Don't even listen to both sides.
	Why even present both sides?
	That's boring.
	And here at the news, we know that people just, they just want to be told what to think.
	So we just tell them.
	We just go ahead and tell them.
	It's going to tell you what to think.
	Because they want an answer and they want it right now.
	Does it have to be the right one?
	No.
	Does anybody even care if it's the right one?
	Absolutely not.
	Brought to you from previous catastrophes known as the War on Terror, 9-11, Vietnam, and so on.
	Weapons of mass destruction.
	Brought to you, they are now bringing you coronavirus.
	Oh, yeah!
	Oh, yeah!
	Brought to you by the same folks that covered up the Oklahoma City bombing.
	Yeah, I went there.
	And the Waco, Texas massacre, where the government just murdered a bunch of women and children.
	Now is presenting the new sub-super ninja variant.
	Just trust me.
	Trust me on this.
	T-M-O-T.
	That's the opposite of.
	Fuck you.
	Meep, meep.
	Nope, not doing it.
	No, you just trust us blindly.
	It's fine.
	Are they arguing over like...
	People treat this situation like it's...
	It could potentially have wide-reaching ramifications.
	What if there's like, what if in a couple of years people start developing like a serious illness, like a fatal illness?
	We don't know that that doesn't happen.
	This has never been done before.
	It ever been tested.
	And the animals they tested it on all died.
	So what happens in a few years?
	It's like, oh, shit.
	Oh, you got that, you know, needle disease, huh?
	Where do you just die?
	That's shitty.
	How many people took that?
	Oh, fuck, a lot.
	A lot of people took that.
	Oh, man, you know, like pilots and doctors and basically people that make the whole country go.
	Basically, a lot of everyone.
	So this is going to be a fucking catastrophe.
	We should really think very long and hard and carefully about what we're doing.
	Nah, just jump into it.
	Fuck it.
	What's the worst that could happen?
	Quite a bit, actually.
	That's what it feels like they did.
	Like, ah, what's the worst that could happen?
	A lot.
	Quite a bit.
	Quite a number of things could go very wrong, actually.
	What do you mean what's the worst could happen?
	You're changing people's DNA.
	Are you sure you know what you're doing?
	Oh, yeah.
	Have you done this before?
	No.
	But this time it's going to work?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	No problem at all.
	Didn't all the animals all died, right?
	And then you were just like, oh, well, and just rolled it out to the people?
	Pretty much.
	Yep.
	Oh, people won't just buy that, will they?
	Oh, yes, they will.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, they'll return it.
	Like, why don't they just wheel it?
	They should just wheel it.
	I love that.
	I just like doing that stupid voice.
	It's like putty from Seinfeld.
	That should be the top, doctor.
	Hey.
	Just get the vaccine.
	Get vaccinated.
	Be an idiot.
	It's good.
	It's fine.
	Doctor, can you answer any questions?
	Absolutely not.
	No.
	No, I don't do that.
	Up top.
	I five.
	Good job.
	Vaccine.
	What?
	Who is this, doofus?
	Excuse me.
	I'm a top doctor.
	Pretty big deal.
	People.
	Oh, God help me.
	Oh, Jake Powell says yesterday it was cis instead of cyst.
	Today it's regime instead of resume.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm becoming stupider.
	No!
	What's happening?
	The Australian government has published and passed legislation to spray numerous.
	I've heard about this.
	I got to look into this.
	Spray numerous GMOs directly into the atmosphere, including vaccination GMOs.
	Unfortunately, not joking.
	Published on the government website.
	I have heard about that.
	How do you think?
	Is that going to be effective?
	The thing about this that frightens me, and I'm not sure that the coronavirus vaccines are the thing they're going to do that with.
	This is just me imagining being an evil psychopath.
	And I just want you to consider that if an evil psychopath did exist and they're in charge of the whole world and they're just bad people and they, you know, what if they could invent a way to kill a ton of people, but not themselves?
	Like say they've, you know, like, hey, remember how back in, back in the, back in the 9-11 days, right?
	And everyone was like, oh, my God, Saddam Hussein is sending anthrax to the White House for some reason.
	And it says death to Israel for reasons that no one understands and will never ask about again, right, Ezra Levant?
	It says death to Israel for some reason.
	Oh my God, Anthrax crazy.
	Who could have predicted this?
	Well, the president and his entire staff have been given the medications to combat anthrax poisoning already.
	Just recently, as a matter of fact.
	Isn't that convenient?
	That's funny.
	So it's like if the whole place got dusted with anthrax, they'd be okay, but everyone else would be dead.
	So let's give the government, because they're trustworthy as fuck, let's let them spray whatever they want in the air.
	That's going to, you're going to breathe this shit in whether you like it or not.
	And maybe one day we decide it fucking kills you if I feel like it.
	But I'm immune because I'm the one calling the shots.
	I've already taken all the actual immunizations against the following any number of new hells I can release upon you at any time.
	I'll spray fucking Ebola virus in the air.
	How's that sound?
	The fuck are you going to do about that?
	I already got it.
	I'm already vaccinated against Ebola virus.
	Oh yeah, there's a cure.
	We have it.
	I'm not giving it to you, idiots.
	I'm immune.
	I'm Jacob Rothschild.
	I don't die.
	I just inhabit a new skin suit.
	I shed like a snake.
	I think at the ultimate level, they just, they've drank so much human baby blood that they, they, they, He's 700 years old.
	You know, he's getting ready to shed his body and do a new one to him.
	I see that.
	We got that.
	And then we've got a new factor fairy tale, obviously.
	Because we're getting close to the end of the proceedings, the end of court this evening.
	Okay.
	Oh, it's working.
	Yeah.
	See, he starts a chant.
	And it works, I guess.
	I guess I'll have to figure it out.
	Pilot Mike, how you doing, brother?
	He says, can't fight fires in BC because I'm dirty vax free as per their policy sent out June 28, 2022.
	So instead, I had to go to Manitoba to do it.
	Canada is run by clowns.
	Flying to Labrador July 23rd.
	Let's go for a rip.
	Labrador is very far away from me.
	But if you want to fly down to my, you want to fly down to Picno and get me, by all means.
	You got a helicopter?
	That would be hilarious.
	Just land it right in front of the house.
	I'll come right out.
	I'll walk in.
	You'll be good.
	Sergeant Rocks is safe and effective.
	Just trust the science spelled with a dollar sign.
	Of course, that is the only way to spell the science now.
	Just Matt says, what if the shots are a way to thin the herd that preys on the gullible and subservient?
	Survival of the fittest.
	I, you know, there's a lot of theories.
	But I'm most comfortable at a baseline.
	Like, you don't need to know more than this, really.
	The primary human motivator for evil has always been money.
	And in this case, I'm sure it's the same thing.
	They saw a way to make a lot.
	Bare minimum.
	Bare, bare, bare minimum.
	What are these emojis you guys are?
	What is this?
	What is this you're post posting?
	What is it?
	Looks like a beach or something.
	What is that?
	I can't tell what this is.
	Oh, for God's sakes.
	Not no, not.
	Oh, my God.
	I can't continue until I know what this emoji is, because this is going to bother me.
	What is that?
	Is that a tumbler glass emoji?
	Oh, it's like a shot glass.
	Okay, Jesus Christ.
	No, this is like 1993 video game level graphics where like, I guess it's a person.
	Whatever.
	Come on now.
	Come on now.
	So yeah, I think it's probably money, right?
	It's definitely probably not just that.
	But do you need to know more than that?
	Do you need to know?
	It's like, oh, yeah, it's definitely.
	They're just trying to make money.
	Well, then what are we talking about, man?
	We're being put under this insane global campaign of a scam.
	We all just agreed this is about money.
	So it's about money?
	What the fuck are we even to, what are we wasting any more time for?
	Well, actually, it actually can come later.
	Once you identify the threat and the problem, you fucking deal with it.
	You don't got to sit there and go, well, is it a gray wolf or is it a black wolf?
	What kind of wolf is it?
	Do you think it can, is it a, is it a, you know, is it a hologone hunter kind of wolf?
	Is it a pet?
	I don't fucking care.
	It's a wolf.
	It's coming right at you.
	Shoot it in the fucking face, dude.
	Fucking figure it out later.
	Threat detected.
	Problem ahead.
	Trouble ahead.
	That's all you need to know.
	And when the fact that these people, as much money as they're making, and they're all connected, they all get these huge fucking pay raises.
	There was like 20 some lobbyists for AstraZeneca just in Nova Scotia alone.
	20. 20 of them.
	I posted on my old.
	I mean, that's why they erased my old Instagram page.
	Their names and everything.
	Like, what in the fuck?
	Why?
	Why is there so many lobbyists?
	How much are they getting paid?
	What is really going on here?
	How much money is in.
	Obviously, a shitload of money is being made.
	And every other time in history where a massive pile of money went from one place to another, especially from the bottom from the top, people were doing, they were stealing like bandits, dude.
	Why would this be any different?
	Why is this any different?
	It isn't.
	They just want it to be.
	Because if what I'm saying is true, and there's any truth to anything that I'm saying, that this is nefarious, this is not good.
	This isn't meant for your health and your best benefit.
	This isn't people trying to help you.
	This is people making themselves more rich and powerful.
	And whatever happens to you, who gives a fuck?
	That's bare minimum.
	If there's any truth to that at all, we are all in very serious danger.
	And these people can't be permitted to get away with it.
	They need to be held accountable for what's going on.
	This needs to be looked into very, very seriously at the highest levels.
	But as it turns out in Canada, especially the people at the highest levels are too busy stuffing their face with donuts and sandwiches and cheese trays and fucking passing out drunk in a field.
	They don't give a fuck.
	It'll be fine, though.
	Don't worry.
	There's only angry mobs forming around the capital cities in most of these countries.
	Usually what happens after that?
	They're playing such a dangerous, insane game.
	This is like, I bet you I can control the whole planet and put down any uprising anywhere in the world.
	And when there's, you know, a populist uprising, I can deal.
	I bet you I can control the whole thing.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Because historically, when that happens, it's a crapshoot, 50-50.
	And oftentimes, you die.
	You sure you want to play this game?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Why not?
	Why not?
	Up top.
	High five.
	High five.
	Up top.
	Oh, no.
	Buster Cherry.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	He says, you're the best, Rich.
	How does Philip travel the world and do so much damage so fast?
	Well, he learned from James.
	James Topp taught him.
	Taught him some things.
	He's not proud of it, but, you know, he didn't know Philip like we do at the time.
	He's just trying to help a guy out.
	Didn't know it was at the time.
	Because one moment he's in Canada and the next he's in the Netherlands, where will he strike next?
	That's a great question.
	We don't know.
	We don't...
	We don't know, do we?
	What could he do?
	What do you think?
	Time to do some terrorism.
	Time to do some terrorism.
	In the early 2020s, a populist uprising of the people of the world gathered together to engage in what became an insanely out-of-control game.
	of Where's Waldo?
	Or perhaps Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
	Except in this game, Carmen Sandiego was your local elected treasonous leader, and we weren't just trying to find her.
	We were going to crush her with a dumpster.
	Leading this organization was a nefarious character named Philip, who could travel back in time and even warp time dimension and space itself and bend it to his will.
	Was he a product of CERN?
	Was he a DARPA project gone wrong?
	An escaped experiment from a Russian lab?
	We don't know And tonight we will find the financial information on the web It's
	way too hot to keep wearing that coat.
	It's way, it's way too warm.
	It's global warming.
	It's a heat wave.
	I've never been warm before in my life.
	Never in my life have I been warm.
	Never like this!
	Oh, you know.
	So that just leaves.
	That just leaves one more thing.
	Just one thing left to do.
	And I have to move some things around and arrange this because I really am not certain anymore.
	If I know what to do.
	He's already got the ninja.
	Variant works fast.
	Wear your mask to bed or the ninja variant will get you.
	There he is.
	There he is.
	This is what's going to be on your fucking.
	If you don't wear them.
	You look.
	There's a striking resemblance to Billy Bob, isn't it?
	I got to get him stashed away in another room.
	I got to get him.
	I got to keep forgetting to get out there.
	I got to get Billy Bob in his face.
	We got to put him back there somewhere.
	Maybe on the shelf next to Colbert's picture.
	So proud of my boy.
	Colbert.
	He grew up so weird.
	He's so weird.
	Alright.
	Let's find...
	That's another one.
	Oh, my goodness.
	I don't know if Jeremy cares to hear about alphabet visits anymore, but they went to my dad's work today to ask about me.
	Hilarious.
	He says, I'd be happy to tell him what I know if he wants.
	Of course, this is fucking crazy to me.
	This is crazy to me.
	I'm not going to shut up about it either.
	This is insane.
	This is the most grotesque use of time and resources and money and manpower.
	And I contend this.
	I don't know for a fact, but I would like to nominate myself and the whole non-existent country of D'Agalon as perhaps the single most greatest embarrassing thing the Canadian government has ever tackled.
	I mean, my God.
	How many people is this now?
	How many provinces?
	How much money did you spend?
	How big is this task force?
	We're in seven, eight provinces now, different police files and reports.
	Nobody's been arrested.
	Nothing.
	It's not a.
	It's almost like it's just a bunch of people on the internet fucking around or something.
	Going to barbecues and being normal.
	It's crazy, huh?
	Is that crazy?
	Oh, but they don't like you guys very much.
	So you better get them.
	Better go get them.
	Better go get them.
	I want to see the flowchart.
	I want to see, like, okay, we're making, we're going to bump up the Diagon task force.
	So you guys are working on MS-13.
	You're going to have to donate.
	We're going to reassign you.
	This is a fucking fact, actually.
	We're going to reassign people from the organized crime units of this country to focus on the Diagalon meme.
	We really got to make sure that gets taken.
	We got to.
	How much money does this cost?
	How much did you spend on this?
	How many hours?
	How many man hours of time?
	This is insane.
	awkward laughter
	We noticed your son is posting on a violent internet for violent where.
	Name me one person that's been convicted of a violent.
	Oh, well, you mean like David Zegerak, the guy that got in the car and ran over four people at a freedom protest in Winnipeg, and it was barely ever reported in the news.
	You guys didn't do fuck all about that.
	And he was out on bail the next day.
	He tried to commit mass murder as a terrorist.
	He was out on bail the next day.
	I was in jail for four days for holding a sign in the street.
	But please, please, go on.
	Tell me more.
	I mean, this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened in the history of this country.
	This is absolutely...
	Why?
	Why would I stop talking about how embarrassing and ridiculous it is?
	Because it's bad for who?
	Is it bad for you, Mr. Cop Guy?
	Is it bad for you?
	Huh?
	Is it bad for you, Mr. Fed?
	Oh, damn, geez, that sucks.
	Well, I'm not going to do that.
	I'm going to keep talking about it because it's insane and ridiculous.
	And everybody in this country needs to know that the federal government declared war on an imagination.
	On someone's imagination.
	Because that's how paranoid it is over how guilty that it feels for being such an utter piece of shit.
	You're so desperate to find this neo-Nazi bad guy militia terror that I fucking serve it up to you on a plate.
	Like a mirage.
	And you fucking went for it with both hands.
	Both hands.
	All it took was a couple of pictures and some guy angrily yelling on the internet and a flag and you were in.
	You were fucking in like that.
	And how many people did you spend?
	How many hour?
	I need to know.
	I need to cannot wait.
	Please, God.
	I got to read these reports.
	I want to frame them.
	Do you understand?
	I want to read these security, these terrorist security reports.
	I want to frame them and I want to put them in my children's bedrooms on the wall.
	So when I ask, like, why is that there?
	Never forget how fucking stupid the people around you are.
	They'll.
	You always have to hold people in power accountable.
	You always have to check their shit all the time and you always have to come after them.
	Because if you don't, they end up like this.
	Because this is what Happens of decades and decades and decades of nobody really paying too much attention to what exactly is going on up there.
	Yeah, you know, they're handling it.
	No, they've degenerated so much to the point that they're absolutely fucking completely brain dead and retarded.
	And they spent $100 million chasing a meme around.
	That's where we're at right now.
	That's how bad it is.
	I hope it's not $100 million, but it could be $10.
	God, it's millions of dollars.
	It has to be.
	It's been a year of surveillance alone.
	Never mind the fall and all the people.
	This is f mental.
	Anyway.
	Anyway.
	What was I doing?
	I remember what I'm doing now.
	We got to.
	Alright, this has to go here.
	Alright.
	I need a third monitor now, if you can believe this shit.
	This is so stupid.
	Got a real job.
	No, I make way more money doing this.
	You're just jealous you have to work at Starbucks for minimum wage and your boss is a 19-year-old.
	That's your problem.
	Alright, that's what's going to get going.
	Then we got to do, we got to do factor fairy tale.
	Then we got to, I got to go.
	It is really warm in here.
	I mean, crazy warm.
	Do I want that open?
	No.
	We're almost at.
	We're powering up here.
	I mean, it's haphazard, crazy nonsense here.
	If you came here expecting some kind of organization, some kind of professional setup, you're fucking burgered the wrong tree, boys.
	There's nobody.
	Nobody here knows what they're doing at all.
	Man, I get a lot of spam messages.
	Cool.
	I got to show you one, though.
	I have to show you one.
	this was too fucking funny, This needs to be revealed right now because it's insane.
	Can I do this without...
	Some of the messages you get from me.
	And you assume, like, maybe it's a robot that sent this.
	Like, who can be this?
	Who?
	Who in the world can say something this, you know, and you're just like, yeah, okay.
	And you just.
	So anyway, I get a lot of spam messages and nonsense, and I'm sure a lot of people do as well.
	But this is a screenshot from my actual inbox just a minute ago.
	I'm going to show you from a couple days ago.
	Here it is.
	So here, and oh, by the way, if you zoom right in, it's obviously it's a picture of a young female with giant hooters, you know.
	Hello, can we know each other well?
	Hey.
	Hey, hey, can we know each other well?
	I'm a normal person.
	This is how you start a conversation as a normal person.
	Can we know each other well and my giant titties?
	This is Rosie Jasmine and Rosie30007 on Twitter and says, give thanks to the sources which created life.
	Very nice, Rosie.
	3,521 followers.
	Jesus Christ.
	Can we know each other well?
	And I said, no, you can't because you're a Chinese bot agent.
	But if you're very attractive and willing to be a sex slave for me or provide an equally attractive equivalent, I'm prepared to negotiate terms with the Communist Chinese Party.
	Sure, she says.
	And then, do you care for a chat and get to know each other more better?
	Jesus Christ.
	That's all I had to say.
	I was like, Jesus Christ.
	What do you do?
	What do you do with this level of absurdity, man?
	What fucking planet are we on?
	What even is this?
	And for God's sakes, no, I don't want to get to know you better.
	If I could somehow send a stinger missile through the air to your exact location, your one by one meter square at your fucking desk in Beijing, wherever the fuck it is, your little scam center where it is, you're trying to elicit fucking social security numbers and credit cards and donations from lonely pathetic incels over the internet.
	I can't believe you thought I'd be one of those people.
	I would bomb you to death if I could press a button and just launch missiles from my property.
	I would be there just all day.
	It'd be, you'd never stop.
	Just from Nova Scotia, from space.
	What's going on over there?
	All day long.
	Bomb them, bomb them.
	No!
	No, we cannot get to know each other more better.
	Fuck off.
	Get the fuck away from me, you fucking scumbag.
	I feel gross just reading it.
	I feel like I may have gotten an STD just from opening the messages.
	Do you know what I mean?
	I'm like, dah.
	It's the same kind of feeling you get.
	Some guys aren't going to like this.
	But guys, prostitution, it's just nasty, right?
	It's gross, right?
	They're gross.
	Come on.
	I fucking love hookers.
	Anyway.
	Just a friendly reminder that this is who's commanding America.
	All right?
	For no reason.
	I just had to change gears to get that out of my head for just a second.
	Now, there's a sacred game we've got to play.
	How many weeks running is this?
	I don't know.
	And it's not getting easier.
	It's getting much harder, actually.
	It's becoming a very difficult game to play.
	No one can win.
	No one ever has one.
	And they seem to be getting worse over time.
	I'm going to make sure I get all the right ones here.
	All right.
	You ready?
	You want to play this?
	Fact or fairy tale?
	In the chat, you put an F if you think it's true.
	Oh?
	An F if it's true.
	And an F T for fairy tale.
	If you just don't believe it.
	I just do not believe it.
	It shouldn't even be like this.
	We shouldn't be in this kind of a world where Rosie is tech.
	None of it, man.
	I wake up on a daily basis and look around and go, dude, existing is difficult.
	It's becoming hard work just to live.
	Maybe universal basic income is a good idea.
	It's like, here's money just for not killing yourself.
	Congratulations.
	I mean, you should.
	You should have at least 500 bucks a month.
	Like, hey, you didn't die this month.
	Here's your bonus.
	Have an Xbox.
	Gotta become that ridiculous man.
	Without further ado.
	Daglot's hottest and favorite game show where no one wins because none of us should even have to be here.
	There are no winners in Factor Fairy Tale.
	There's only losers.
	You'll only lose something.
	Probably your self-respect.
	Maybe respect for your country and your people that live here.
	Maybe you'll just lose the will to live itself.
	No one really knows.
	But we know you didn't win.
	You didn't win, Munjaman.
	Coming up first.
	What's the first thing?
	Show me the picture.
	Here it is.
	Tesla is going to partner with the World Economic Forum in providing affordable pod-style housing globally.
	From CNN Business, what do you think?
	Run out of time.
	You'd be surprised, but that's actually fake.
	You'd think something else, wouldn't you?
	You would really think something else.
	Next up, from Men's Health, worried about heart disease and strokes, you should try a cricket burger.
	Try a cricket burger, guys.
	Think of this.
	Fact of fairy tale.
	Would men's health tell you to eat fairy turgs?
	It's fake, actually.
	It's actually not real.
	Isn't that wild?
	I would have thought it was.
	What about this?
	The Church of England will no longer define the term woman.
	Woman is now not a thing, according to the Church of England.
	Fact of fairy tales.
	This is real.
	This can't be real.
	Please don't make it be real.
	FRFT.
	We're on number three now.
	That's actually true.
	That's a fucking true thing.
	The church is like, we don't know what women are.
	Of course not.
	Of course, why wouldn't you?
	Why wouldn't you?
	Why wouldn't a prestigious...
	It doesn't matter.
	Moving on.
	from Wired.
	Meta announces, this is Facebook, new reporting feature for virtual sex assaults.
	Oh man, I don't know.
	Factor Fair F for FT.
	That's a fairy tale also.
	Did he get you?
	He's getting good at these.
	Oh, no.
	How about this?
	CBC, from the Freedom Convoy to the Dutch Farmer Protest, Russia is manipulating liberal values to their advantage.
	Factor fairy tale.
	Come on, what do you think?
	Would Putin do that?
	Is he going to do that kind of thing?
	Is he one of those kinds of guys?
	I don't know, maybe, but it's fake.
	It's a fake story.
	Factor fairy tale.
	That's a fairy tale.
	What do we got now?
	Oh, crap.
	I lost the page.
	Hang on.
	Wow, I feel this noise.
	Second last one, BBC presenter suggests England's women's soccer team is too white.
	Too white.
	Oh, we're not done.
	Real?
	Not real fact or fairy tale?
	That's a real, that's a real story.
	That's a real story.
	From the New York Post, the BBC said the England's women's soccer team is too white.
	Well, that must mean they're banned in, huh?
	This is craziness.
	Last but not least, City News.
	York Regional Council passes motion to ban building of new gas stations after 2023.
	Kill me now!
	I want to get shot in my face.
	I don't want to live here anymore.
	It's insane.
	Hey!
	Yeah, that's not real, but it easily could be.
	That easily could be, in fact.
	Thank you for playing.
	Factor Fairy Tale.
	We'll see you next time.
	Do you feel worse about yourself?
	You should.
	We all do.
	And it's great.
	Thank you for playing.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for being here, really.
	Thank you just for being you and just being here.
	God damn it.
	I love that that's like a thing.
	That's a Friday night.
	That's what goes on here, man.
	People love this game.
	It's a hard game.
	Riot Earth on Rumble.
	Yeah, it is a fucking hard game.
	I haven't looked at YouTube once.
	Am I even still on there?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	I thought they would have nailed this one a long time ago.
	Right on.
	Two out of seven.
	Fuck me.
	Since Silver is real money.
	Dude, before right?
	Yeah, dude, it's a hard game.
	No one has been right every single time, I don't think.
	And if they say they have, I think you're a liar.
	I have a cheat sheet.
	I don't know.
	I just get the, I get the answers.
	I'm a game show host now.
	So now I'm a game show.
	No, what's that?
	There's a meme.
	I'm an alt-right, neo-Nazi, misogynist, bigot, neo-fascist, accelerationist game show host.
	From the Canadian Anti-Hate Network.
	There are no prizes, only self-loathing and the desire to kill yourself, Mackenzie said on a broadcast on 16th of July as he played his neo-fascist, ultra-mega-Nazi, bigoted, misogynistic, raping, Ku Klux hood-wearing, Muslim, drowning, kitten-punching, hits other planets filled with, you know, lesser life forms with meteors just because he can.
	Bigot guy.
	I don't respect fish planets.
	So I'd fucking, you know.
	That's where it ends, guys.
	Once the Nazis have control of the Earth, they won't stop there.
	They'll attack the rest of the galaxy, the rest of the universe.
	Anything that's not white human men will be erased and eradicated.
	We must cleanse.
	We must cleanse the galaxy.
	Oh, Oklahoma, there's not enough drugs in the world.
	Mr. Chow, thank you very much, man.
	He says 50% accuracy.
	Fuck you, ferryman, for being too convincing.
	He rides the line between plausible and insane so cleanly that just to play facto fairy tale is to risk going mad yourself.
	You'll risk going completely insane.
	You could, but this realizing like I'm up here and like cut off half my face.
	I can't sit still.
	I've never been able to sit still.
	As long as I don't dance in tights and heels like Ilinski, we're cool, right?
	This is the last thing I want to tell you.
	And then I got to go.
	We're probably right on time.
	Look at that.
	It'll be three hours almost perfectly.
	We just gotta get the ribs ought.
	Get the ribs out.
	These people that are just these hardcore pro, like, you're not thinking, dude.
	Oh, it's just these are just people that are otherwise liberals because they agree with all the liberal positions that come out of the.
	They don't hear the conservatives say liberal things and go, wait, what the fuck did you just say?
	They don't care, but that doesn't bother them.
	And go, wait, wait a minute.
	The only thing they want is that, is, is for Sockman to leave.
	We just got to get rid of Sockman and everything will go back to normal.
	They just don't like him.
	And they've affixed all their frustrations and problems to this one person.
	Like, it isn't a systemic organization.
	This organization, this mafia, that is systemically infiltrated.
	I keep saying systemic.
	It's in everything.
	It's a lot.
	And any mechanism of power that exists has been compromised a long time ago.
	This game's been going on a long time.
	They've had a huge head start.
	They own everything.
	They own everybody.
	So if you think just getting rid of this guy is going to make any kind of fucking difference, while the people that you're supposed to be, or supposedly your saviors, don't even know what the hell's going on.
	They can't tell reality.
	They would be a zero out of all the numbers at Factor Fairytale.
	They don't know what's going on because they haven't been paying any attention.
	And if they had, they might remember things like this.
	I'd also like, Professor, to take a moment to offer my personal congratulations to you.
	On this, the 40th annual gathering of your creation, the World Economic Forum, you chose as its motto, committed to improving the state of the world.
	I would observe that few who have set such a lofty goal have more reason to be pleased with their accomplishments.
	To have conceived of the need for such an institution as this required insight.
	To have established it took commitment.
	But to have then nurtured it as a podium from which business and political leaders could nudge public policy by addressing their peers from around the world, that is a formidable achievement.
	And Professor, this gathering salutes you.
	Thank you.
	Salutes him.
	That's one of the more popular all-time conservative leaders saluting the chairman, the head of the World Economic Forum, of which so many people in the conservative, apparently pretend conservative party, you guys think you fucking know what's going on.
	You're all about the Klaus Schwab guy all the time.
	Before you even knew what the fuck was going on or who he even is or Epstein or any of it, the people you're supporting right now were already in bed taking his money way decades ago.
	A long time ago.
	And if you.
	If we're just gonna get the limbs out.
	One for small peepee.
	Small peepee will get us in.
	Little peeps will.
	It's a mafia.
	It's a corporation.
	And you're not in it.
	It's just like Carlin said.
	It's a big club.
	And you and I are not in the big club.
	Never going to be, not going to happen.
	Look it out for themselves, not for you.
	When they say, we're in this together, they mean they, themselves, their friends, and their family, not you.
	And when they say build back better, they mean they're going to build back the image of reality that they want on top of the bones and graveyards of your dead civilization that they murdered to build, to get it there.
	Because that's really what's happening.
	It's not that it's dying Western civilization, our way of life, our countries, our freedoms.
	It's not dying.
	It's being murdered.
	It's being murdered by people on purpose, intentionally, for their own selfish self-interests.
	So they can make more money and they can be more, and so on and so on.
	It's just the way of the world.
	It's how it's always been.
	And it's the responsibility of people that notice to say something about it, at least.
	Oh, but what about?
	Oh, but what about, but actually, but is there going to be a Reddit post?
	Fucking Reddit people.
	You think I don't see you over there?
	You guys are hilarious.
	Oh, no.
	I don't know what this is.
	Oh, no.
	I don't know what this is.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	No, no, no, no, actually.
	That was like 12 years ago.
	10 years ago, at least.
	You want to know what else?
	Where the hell is it?
	Yeah, look at this.
	It's not Leslie Lewis's page, actually.
	Talking about the digital IDs that was signed by the...
	The World Economic Forum partnered with Canada as one of the first countries to sign on to this known traveler digital identity, the KTDI.
	Know who the other one was?
	The Netherlands.
	Isn't that crazy?
	Partners include Air Canada, Pierre Elliott Trudeau Airport in Montreal, and Toronto's Pearson Airport.
	Nice.
	So we're going to have a digital ID.
	Nice.
	Just like that, remember that conspiracy theory thing that was ever going to happen?
	And this was signed in 2018, by the way.
	2018.
	This is not a new plan.
	People are just finding out now, and they think because the guy that's currently sitting in the middle management chair, directing your fucking life like a little mini tinpot dictator tyrant, sock guy, sock boy, actor man even, if we just get him out of the way, no, dude.
	They've all been working on this together for decades.
	They're not here for you.
	They're here for themselves.
	And if you think just replacing, we're going to paint the door red, we're going to paint it blue.
	It'll be a different door.
	Nope.
	Same door, opens the same way as it always did.
	And what's on the other side of that door is the same kind of cesspool and filth as there's always been.
	Paint it whatever color you want.
	Paint it orange.
	Paint it black.
	It doesn't make any difference.
	And why is that?
	And how do we stop that?
	Because those people have not been held accountable.
	They're not expected to.
	They're used to getting away with shit.
	Forever, for decades.
	No one holds them accountable.
	No one's ever marched across the fucking continent before just to gather the attention that something is not right with this current arrangement.
	there never there hasn't been you know especially in canadian history like that so Thank you.
	They're running out of runway.
	Anyway.
	Bye.
	Thank you.
	But unless we hold them accountable, and it's not enough, like resignations aren't enough.
	People getting demoted aren't enough.
	You know, the scandals, the Wii Charity scandal, the SNC Lavalance scandal, and any kind of, oh, well, we fired a guy.
	No, that's not good enough, man.
	You people are fucking criminals and you need to be investigated and you need to be put on trial.
	And the guilty people, which we know they fucking exist, need to go to jail.
	And not for a minute or two.
	I'm talking forever until they're fucking dead.
	I mean 50 years for selling out the country and putting people's lives at risk and damaging the fabric of our lives.
	We've had families turned against each other, neighbors, the fucking country's ripped in half.
	All of this was exploited like a fucking parasite, like a bloody wound on an animal.
	You just ripped right in there and tore the living guts right out of it because you could make some money and score some power for yourself.
	When you get a promotion, you get to be a top doctor.
	Or do you get to be important for a little while?
	You get to feel like you're part of the big team.
	Nice.
	Was it worth it?
	Was it worth it?
	I hope so.
	Because that's about to come back.
	The pendulum's going to swing back at you real hard.
	As hard as you pushed it the other way, you just shoved it out of the way and went, yeah, we win.
	I shut it.
	It's already reached the apex, and now it's coming right back towards you.
	And you're standing there celebrating in the street, waving to people that want you dead like a fucking idiot.
	Enjoy.
	Chris Jason again, Z. Thank you very much, dude.
	Cindy Lee, I think I saw him over there.
	They don't hold them, so I can't remember.
	There's a couple.
	Thank you guys so much.
	The Rumble for you guys were awesome.
	Mr. Chow!
	Thank you very much, dude.
	I don't know if I'm going to make it a West now because they put the masks and testing and all that shit in the airports again, so fuck.
	We'll see what happens, but it's not looking good.
	Thank you very much!
	Hillary Lonigan, Buster Cherry!
	Just Man!
	Sergeant Rock, Milot Mike, Jake Powell!
	Kira Kirstein!
	Fisher of Men!
	Just Man!
	Home Guard Chief Dogma!
	I'm keeping an eye on you!
	Keep an eye on you!
	Let's go.
	The bell has run on the titans!
	Everybody get it!
	Home guard for toast!
	The angry Canadian Whams!
	Cinnamon!
	Sing your beat!
	NYCB, thank you very much, brother.
	Cam is Key!
	Got you inside!
	Shrinks!
	You said filthy beasel!
	Thank you, brother!
	GP!
	Godzilla Unchained!
	And Cinnamon Julian redacted!
	Thank you guys so much, everybody on YouTube and the other devices and so on and so forth for catching in the aftermath.
	Tell your friends!
	Because it's the only way anybody finds anything!
	This is censored as fuck!
	They hate me!
	They big mad at me!
	They really don't like me!
	Real real don't.
	Crazydisson.com!
	The link is up there at the top!
	All my social media stuff is on there!
	All the links to everything you ever want!
	And follow on Telegram for updates of Joe Thompson!
	All of that crazy nonsense happens!
	T.me slash Raising Distant II on Telegram.
	That's it.
	That's all.
	I got to go.
	I got to get out of here.
	It's been three hours.
	I'm hot.
	It's getting hot here.
	It's getting warm in here.
	I'm going to have to do some stuff here.
	Come here.
	I'm going to have to do some stuff here.
	I'm going to have to do some stuff here.
	I won't go slowly leave you behind, leave you behind, leave you behind, leave you behind.
	Outro Music You've never
	told me this story Phil No I'll listen When was this Was this when we were in Petawawa This is beforehand This is when you met with Top In Petawawa By the PTT Tower By the PT Tower And What was the purpose of this meeting?
	What transpired?
	What happened?
	I'm not.
	Thank you.
	You did a handshake thing, right?
	When you tried to cross each other's hands, and it went on for nine minutes.
	Nine minutes.
	I can't believe you even did this to me.
	What?
	He's the only man that's ever beaten you in a staring contest.
	That's something.
	I believe it.
	But wait, you're like the devil.
	You never engage in some kind of challenge unless there's like...
	What did...
	You are trapped in a figurine.
	That's right.
	Huh.
	Wow.
	He probably saved the world when he did that, didn't he?
	Don't tell me this, Phil, because you keep saying you're going to escape someday when you say things like, oh, man, you have no idea.
	I was on a hell of a ride.
	I was high as fuck.
	I don't even remember how many people I killed that week.
	No, that's not.
	No, you're staying trapped in the figurine, Phil.
	It's not a timeout.
	You're a very, very dangerous and frightening thing.
	But also apparently capable of.
	This just gets more confusing and interesting as time goes on.
	But I didn't know that he beat you in a staring contest.
	That, again, as unlikely as that meeting is to have occurred, I'm equally convinced that the outcome you've described is exactly the way that it went down.

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