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June 21, 2022 - Raging Dissident

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RageCast 247: THEY WANT THIS

815pm EST Claiming to be fighting for peace while simultaneously engaging in actions that serve as gasoline in a fire is the status quo of war mongering elites. They make lots, and lots of money and achieve otherwise very difficult to impose political objectives. War is going to be forced upon us, whether we want it or not, as is always the historical case. All we can do is at the very least choose the side of sanity and wash our hands of ever having any blood on it. For the record, fuck Ukraine - I stand with sanity - not hundreds of millions of deaths because billionaires are fighting over resources. The only people worth fighting are right here at home. 🗡STREAM LINKS🗡 https://entropystream.live/ragingdissident https://rumble.com/c/ragingdissident https://www.youtube.com/c/RagingDissidentII/featured 🗡WEBSITE, STICKERS, SOCIAL🗡 https://ragingdissident.com https://linktr.ee/ragingdissident

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	A cautionary tale if you get too involved, they'll somehow you won't even you'll the lines will be blurred you won't know who's friend or foe anymore next thing you know you're saying you know i'm with her you're like what what are you talking about you you're not what really you remember like all the shit they did you were the guy that told me about what how what oh well
	money money in morals out chris jason thank you very much man excuse me um he says yeah more and more bullshit daily once you see the narrative you can't unsee it it's all around us stupid it is it stupid does it says bring the soy sauce um cooking dinner for all you hope you don't mind uh squirrel fried rice what squirrel you mean a squirrel what are you
	doing eating squirrels now is eating squirrel chris are you eating squirrels how far of i mean i sleep in some days how far ahead in the apocalypse are we did i miss did we miss something people are eating squirrels is this you don't have to do that do you because if you do that's a that's a big goalpost you know because we're always like fancy we're just gonna be eating squirrels and shit in the woods some of us may already be doing that it seems things are things
	are moving things are moving alarmingly fast two said how are you man thank you very much he says happy father's day uh to me um and to all you celebrating your father's uh salutes to your pops i know you're in the chat somewhere we haven't always gotten along we've had it we've had it out at times but as a kid when i was stuck in hospital beds with twos in my face you were there you worked your ass off and sacrificed best you could for us made me a man fight
	on pops whoa i can't you can't be doing you can't be dropping emotional i mean we just started i don't i try not to get sad and cry until like at least the third hour you know what i mean like hold on for a while and people are like well he didn't cry right away so you can respect him for that imagine somebody so sensitive that they were doing an interview cna or something and they just first question thank
	you for being here we really appreciate you coming on this are you okay no everything's fucked oh my god that would be weird so yeah at least make an attempt to keep your shit together you know that's a nice message though it is happy father's day um we're over the weekend sunday this past sunday congratulations some new
	and some old and um as well thank you very much to all of your fathers and uh mine and um i think we can all appreciate it because otherwise we we wouldn't exist uh so i think that would be shittier than existing i think not existing would be shittier than existing because what is not existing probably doesn't doesn't sound fun doesn't sound like a good time sounds like being locked in a closet forever it doesn't seem like i don't know that's good maybe
	that's why you want to stay alive nobody's like no no but be back in the closet no that's what happens when you die and then you're in there for an indeterminate amount of time and you have no perception of time it is hell it's hell itself waiting to be reincarnated i don't know what we're doing see it's weird godzilla and chain thank you man he says in somber news today government employees across the united states taking monday off with pay to honor the life and tragic passing of a violent convicted felon and
	hero george harry floyd jr is that real like now you now he's these guys are screw with me now i don't think like i don't read everything so that could be real and i'm reading it and i'm like that's possible i don't i'm not discounting that right out i'd have to check that's enough that i'd be like i don't know i gotta check is this true is there a george floyd day so i'd have to look it up i don't like that that's the reality we live in where something so
	backwards can be so backwards that it even gets to the point that people are saying it out loud professor max hammer says just uh want you to hear just want to hear you say the following.
	Oh, this is buddy for you, I'll do it.
	The following.
	This really bothers me.
	I hate this.
	I don't know if I can.
	I don't know.
	I'm having a hard time with it for some reason.
	You just gotta rip it off like a bait.
	It's just like, if you gotta eat a scorpion, you gotta do it fast and in as many bites as quick.
	Get it over with.
	If you stay in too long, you'll puke.
	You'll barf.
	It just goes horrible.
	Just wanted to hear you say the following.
	Full FFO, man, MSR, personal PPE, bip in place.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	I hate that shit.
	Guys would say this in the army all the time, and it's like, you're an idiot.
	You're adding things in to say more things when it's entirely unnecessary.
	Do you know what FFO means?
	FFO means full fighting order.
	So you just said, go get your full, full fighting order.
	Well, yes, asshole.
	That's what the first F is for.
	Why did you add a second one?
	We're going to put on our full FFO and go down the main MSR.
	What's an MSR, sir?
	It's a main service road.
	Really?
	So we're going in our full FFO down the main, main service road.
	Continue.
	Get your personal PPE, my personal, personal protective equipment.
	Fuck, dude, do you have a start?
	Are you like dyslexic?
	What's wrong with you?
	Why do you keep saying these things?
	And we're going to bip in place.
	We're going to blow in place, place?
	That's what bip means.
	Blow in place.
	We're going to blow in place, place, with our personal, personal protective equipment after we get down the main, main service road with our full, full fighting order on.
	Sergeant, you need medication.
	Do you hear yourself?
	Many, many inventors know my pain.
	Some of them just learned that they're retarded.
	And I mean, it's not no offense.
	Like, that's what it means.
	I thought full FFO.
	That's what it means.
	That's.
	you Now everybody's laughing.
	He looks silly.
	Full draw scarves.
	Hey, oh, Vinny, you stole my bra.
	My bra hair.
	Jell, you Italian kid.
	It's getting long, man.
	I got to do something with it.
	It's getting, I got to get it cut.
	It's getting out of control.
	Pilot Mike, I only owe my lawyer $4,000.
	That's not good.
	At least I can buy you a beer.
	At some point, we're going to have to let adults take over and land this thing.
	Oh, the plane.
	We don't want to land the plane.
	Do we want to land the plane?
	We talked about this last time.
	And East Coast Canadian had a pretty funny take on.
	I mean, that's basically, well, we'll just watch this.
	We've been through two years of remarkable turbulence.
	Our challenge now is to land the plane.
	And a soft landing is not guaranteed.
	Oh my God!
	Jesus!
	Oh my God!
	Jesus!
	Fuck!
	Shit!
	Oh Lord Jesus!
	We're inverted!
	I can't let this!
	Morality, hopes, and dreams.
	It hits you.
	Oh, boys, dark humor is where it's at.
	That's the only way.
	Because this is real shit.
	Like, we're in a fucking, we got a problem, dude.
	If you can't laugh about this, you're going to, you're not going to make it.
	I'm sorry.
	So you have to.
	If you're one of these weird people without a soul and you're just like, yes, this is a disturbing situation.
	You're like, do you like music or laughing?
	No, I do not enjoy either of those juvenile and pointless activities.
	Everybody keep an eye on David over here for me.
	Is there a problem?
	No, no, no, nothing.
	Not that you'd notice.
	Just.
	Yeah, no, it's fine.
	Just keep an eye on him.
	He might be a fucking psychopath.
	I don't think he's going to snap.
	That guy is not going to.
	Have you seen him smile once since he's been here?
	No.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Look at how he sits.
	He's like a robot.
	Is he even a fucking human being?
	I don't know, but I'm getting worried about it too now.
	Well, just get the boys to keep an eye on him.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I don't want him pulling a private pile in the middle of the night and shooting everybody or something, okay?
	Jesus Christ.
	Why the fuck would we hire these people?
	Isn't there some kind of testing?
	Shouldn't you be normal to be here?
	I find it odd.
	These people don't seem to notice.
	I do not laugh.
	I do not find humor in anything.
	Oh my God.
	Well, how do you vent you need to?
	If you don't laugh or do something, you'll go crazy.
	I believe that.
	That has to be.
	Because that's what it's for, because it makes you feel better.
	And not that it really changes the situation, but you feel better enough about it that maybe you're feeling better enough to try and do something about it.
	You know?
	That's how I feel about it.
	Helps a little bit.
	Anything that helps can't be that bad.
	Or does it?
	It is me.
	I forgot.
	I'm a huge terrorist.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, don't listen to anything I said.
	Oh, I forgot I'm a huge terrorist.
	Oh, well.
	Oh, well, that's okay.
	As we probably all are.
	The terrorist.
	it's a Netflix special coming in, in 15 years to describe the great COVID wars.
	And it's like, it's like a horror film documentary, like mini series where it's just, it's, There's just a white woman cutting vegetables, and the camera's like zooms right in on the knife.
	Like this was considered normal.
	It's just a super exaggerated.
	They're all like insane Bible followers.
	Like they've all got guns in the house.
	It's a ridiculous caricature of like right-wing people.
	Kids in the future are like, well, those fucking, those, those people are so crazy.
	I'm so glad we bashed the fast, everybody.
	And then there's going to be one kid, maybe a couple, that are going to be like, I don't know, man.
	They committed six million terrorist attacks.
	find that fucking kind of hard to believe.
	One, two, three, four.
	One, two, three, four.
	Holy shit.
	Probably.
	Aren't we all?
	I don't know.
	Seems to be fucked.
	I don't know what's going on.
	Maybe you're under attack.
	For toast.
	Says funny news of Texas GOP.
	Dick IS.
	Let's talk about that.
	Let's talk about that.
	Nothing like opening several hours-long mentally ill tirades with a good old Holocaust joke.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I'm such an asshole.
	Hey.
	That's me.
	That's that asshole.
	That's the show, pretty much.
	That's pretty much it.
	Yep.
	I say mean, mean, stupid things.
	We have to kill him.
	I agree.
	Other person without feelings or human emotions must destroy enemy.
	I was kidding.
	What is joke?
	Jokes are subversive.
	Jokes are right-wing terrorism.
	Put him in the box.
	Box!
	The future looks awesome.
	I can't wait to go there.
	We're getting there close.
	Every second it gets closer.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Oh, my God.
	This is so much nonsense.
	And yes, the Texas, I forget what the GOP stands for, but basically the Republicans in Texas, right?
	Declared Robinette is really his little name.
	Basically, the president of the United States is not the real president, according to Texas now.
	Texas Republicans have...
	And I know you're going to think that I have a bio.
	It's.
	Boys, even if I was a left-winger, like, I would have, there's no avoiding this.
	This is like blatantly.
	I mean, you're dead's right.
	You're literally holding a gun over a dead body covered in the blood of the dead body with the barrel still smoldering, with the guy still bleeding out on the floor as the police come into the room.
	And you're like, it's not what it looks like.
	That's what you're saying.
	Are you sure?
	No, no, no.
	This is a misunderstanding.
	See, I was trying to catch the bullet with the gun in midair, but I wasn't quite fast enough.
	You see, the bullet was already here.
	It was already, it was a rogue bullet.
	And I came to try to catch it with the gun, but I missed.
	And it just, it looks like I shot him in the face at point-blank range.
	I was really trying to save him from the bullet.
	You see, I mean, it's science.
	Don't question the science or I'll have you killed next.
	I am a Clinton.
	You can't do this to me.
	Yeah, and it was, and it goes on to say, if only the Texas v.
	Pennsylvania was actually upheld in court.
	And to compound this, Pennsylvania Supreme Court even declared that mail-in voting was in fact unconstitutional.
	This is looking bad, dude.
	It's going to be like blatantly obvious to a lot of people soon.
	And that's the scariest part of like this whole thing to me.
	It's like, who's who's going to It's like we're both stalking each other in the woods.
	You know, both sides.
	And it's and it's like eventually there's somebody's gonna realize that like, oh shit, they're right there.
	You know what I mean?
	That moment we're like, holy fucking shit.
	Like, there they are.
	Like, 25 meters right in front of you.
	Holy fuck.
	And they're like, we gotta do, what do we do?
	You know what I mean?
	They're gonna be like, oh my god, they stole the prud.
	There was a coup?
	That's extremely alarming.
	If you, that's who you believe and you're in a position of like, I'm a governor.
	Like, what?
	What?
	Yeah, the guy in charge, he's not really the guy.
	Yeah, it was still taken over by enemy forces.
	Excuse me?
	Yes, we're very concerned.
	Yeah, you're fucking right.
	You should be concerned.
	Who funded this?
	What's happening?
	Are we under attack?
	Who did this?
	Who would do this?
	I mean, to me, that makes sense.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Knight Rider III.
	So no disrespect to Terry Fox.
	You better not be.
	Only Derek is allowed to get away with that.
	No one else.
	Sorry, Terry.
	I still love you.
	I still have a shirt of Terry Fox on it.
	Morgan folded it over there a little while ago.
	I love that man.
	This is navigating by paper map with one leg while jogging is not easy.
	But 5,000 kilometers from Newfoundland to TB Thunder Bay.
	And then he says, surely he didn't know he was creating a jobs problem.
	Mr. Todd, on the other hand.
	Camus Key says, she looks like a burst sausage.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh.
	Why?
	I don't want to spend my time, like, trying not to vomit.
	Why would you...
	What did anybody do to deserve this?
	No one deserved, every, What the fuck did they ever do to you you psychopath Weapons free on cam right now.
	He just attacked all of you.
	He used me to attack you.
	I'm his America and he's my small hat Get him Wasn't my fault He tricked me damn it.
	He made me he made us do it.
	You don't understand He had videos and photographs of things I can't ever ask to go to my grave you understand we gotta get him and we gotta birth evidence No one can know about this What did you do?
	It doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter, but he blackmailed the shit out of me, okay?
	I'm so scared.
	He's gonna kill me.
	You got you gotta help you gotta help me Imagine that and the panicked person saying is the United States.
	I'd be like, wow, that is scary as fuck.
	Who scared you?
	Who took you over?
	Who took over the United States?
	Aliens?
	Like, what do you mean?
	How did that happen?
	How to the fuck does that even happen?
	It's crazy.
	And there's like obvious factions in the I mean, my mind is blown.
	It was never this crazy.
	There's obvious factions inside the United States battling against each other that are getting more extreme and like, like, dude, there's going to be civil war.
	It's not getting bad.
	Like, what are you doing, man?
	The whole thing is supposed to be like kind of a give and take process.
	And they're just like, no, only take now.
	It's like, what?
	No.
	Like, yes, only take.
	And they just start taking shit from you.
	And you're like, no, no, stop take.
	And you're like, no, no, more take.
	We take all.
	It's this weird Russian mobster creature.
	We take now.
	We take this and take that.
	Like, stop taking.
	No, I take.
	Like, well, he's not going to take everything.
	Oh, yes, I take everything.
	Okay, this is, I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the amount of stuff you've taken.
	Oh, yes, I have lot of five take.
	You're not taking the rest of my shit.
	Oh, yes, take.
	What do you do?
	Like, well, I guess we're fighting.
	You know what I mean?
	Either I let him just just, like, I'll be dead ruined after all of the take.
	There was no give.
	I got no give.
	All I did was give.
	All he did was take.
	And now I'm completely fucked and ruined.
	Huh.
	I probably should have fought him a little harder, huh?
	That's really how it's going to go.
	Or they could just be like, or we could just be rational fucking people and allow people to have opinions and talk.
	Nope.
	Only take.
	Only take.
	Like, oh, good.
	Good.
	They're crazy.
	It's excellent.
	That's wonderful.
	Blam says the last guaranteed soft landing in the Do you see what I have to deal with?
	I'm not for this is you guys Okay, so entropy is pretty nasty and crazy And the chat is just a wild west of the fucking craziest stuff, but I don't have to bring this to all the other platforms.
	So you know what?
	I don't have to read that because I'm not going I'm not gonna put I've you I've already done your enough of your terrorism.
	We already went over this Cam's the problem We gotta get him.
	He's been manipulating me to attack thousands of people.
	I Can't put up I can't have this anymore.
	We've got to stay united.
	See they're he's already they're already trying to divide us again.
	Look at that team Cam They're trying to fucking sow division.
	Don't do it.
	I won't do it.
	Don't listen to them.
	Don't listen to the vow disgusting non-lias.
	Oh my god.
	Boys.
	I'm not reading that name.
	I don't know who that is.
	No Cinnamon.
	You're just cinnamon now.
	Even that's no good.
	I hate cinnamon.
	Oh my god.
	They know it too.
	Your name's Julian now.
	Okay?
	Okay, Julian.
	Julian says.
	I wonder if Hamlegs, as her talking points, whispered to her in live time.
	It's not.
	sigh
	I wonder how he doesn't pass out from the smell.
	No, no, no, no.
	Thank you, Julian, for that wonderful contribution to mine and everyone else's now much shorter and more horrified lives.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	Back to normal people.
	I hope.
	Hope.
	It's Canadian Roughneck who's going to just have a regular message now.
	Says a few shekels for the get a haircut, you hippie fund.
	No, I'm letting this fund grow to the maximum extent.
	More so jealousy.
	I haven't grown a full head of hair since 20. Sheers, brother, keeping us saying.
	This is the longest my hair has ever been.
	And becoming more powerful, it gives me...
	I'm not going.
	I'm becoming senile and insane.
	Insane with stress.
	Filthy Weasel.
	Thank you very much, man.
	He says, this world is so fucked.
	Looks like France is leading the way.
	Yeah, there's some of that.
	For the climate lockdowns because of high ambient temperatures, unless that's a fact or fairy tale.
	How long before Canada follows suit?
	I'll try my best to laugh in an effort to maintain a shred of sanity.
	Cheers and death to Stalin.
	That was an excellent message.
	And then cracked walnut nut says, is Philip afraid of anything?
	Where's Philip?
	These shekels for his addiction.
	Well, what do we talk about here first?
	I know everywhere is crazy.
	I would believe anything.
	If you told me, not that I would believe anything outright, but I would consider basically any semi-realistic potentially that could have come out of someone's mouth in the world that I believe I'm in right now.
	I might consider it.
	Like France has invested a lunatic amount of money into building a dome over its major cities to preserve the environment.
	Something crazy like that.
	It's like that's going to take 25 years and they're going to spend 80. At this point, I'd be like, what?
	They're doming their cities.
	Are we this fuck?
	Have we gone this far?
	Like, we might be.
	that might be right around the corner.
	We'll just build giant domes over everything.
	Oh, my fucking God.
	These people.
	I don't know.
	I don't know anymore.
	And where is Philip?
	I don't know.
	Not to my knowledge, he's afraid of anything.
	He may be afraid of his own dark power.
	What would happen if it was fully unleashed?
	He may be afraid of the ever having to face the potential of what he could have been.
	Were he not an evil goat?
	He could have been a good goat.
	Wait.
	Wait.
	It's good.
	This is so stupid.
	So stupid.
	It could have been...
	A good boy.
	Could have been anything, really.
	He had so much potential, so much passion.
	where did it all go wrong These are the things Philip would think in the quiet times.
	Between genocidal campaigns.
	Epic legendary drug benders with Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen.
	Times of personal development and curiosity as he would travel back in time just to make the present timeline a little bit worse.
	He was like an angel of death and a poor lost soul wrapped into one.
	This winter.
	The Netflix original series.
	Philip Not advised for human consumption.
	I'm so pumped to see Philip.
	I can't wait.
	That sounds dark and fucked up.
	That would be fucked.
	So I don't know.
	Is he afraid?
	We don't know.
	Maybe only of his inner demons.
	And like I said, you know, the ruminations of missed potential and what could have been.
	I think that's probably what he's most afraid of.
	Yeah.
	I think Chris, who's going to direct this?
	Who's the guy that did Joker?
	We need that guy.
	That's who we want.
	Yeah, it's got to be that kind of a movie.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	You'll get to see his human side and relate to him a little bit.
	Karen Kansner says, good news in an effort to tackle the impending dairy shortages, the Canadian Dairy Council announced an emergency harvesting cottage cheese from the massive surplus found on the Deputy Prime Minister's.
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	We done?
	We done now?
	We're just trying to have a nice time, guys.
	We're just trying to have a nice time.
	And you're trying to ruin it with all these horror.
	These are horror.
	You're just trying to ruin it.
	You're just being assholes now.
	You're just being assholes.
	Stupid.
	I mean, you know what I mean?
	You're just being those people now.
	You're those guys now.
	You're those guys.
	You're just trying to regain control and manipulate me to hurt people again.
	Well, I'm not falling for it.
	Fool me once.
	Shame on me.
	Fool me twice.
	Licorice bice.
	I don't remember.
	How does it go?
	Mr. President, fool me once.
	Shame on me.
	I don't think that's...
	Shame on you, then shame on me.
	That's right.
	Because I should have known better after the first time.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, we thought.
	Yeah, we knew that.
	We knew that.
	That was pretty much a real conversation happening in real life, in my real lifetime.
	President George W. Bush messed up that saying.
	A president of the United States just couldn't understand.
	It fucked his brain up to say that.
	Fool me once, shame on you.
	Fool me twice, shame on me.
	He like said it completely backwards, fucked up.
	And they were like, what?
	That's like an indication.
	Like, is he okay?
	That's, I mean, he's the president, right?
	Like, he's got to be fucking sharp in the head.
	And he's like mixing up words.
	I think we should keep make sure, because he's got like nuclear clearance and shit.
	You know what I mean?
	Is he drunk?
	Is he drunk?
	Yes, the president is often quite drunk.
	Hey.
	Hey, Dick, come get in the pool, man.
	Hey, hey, I got some girls coming over, Dick.
	Mr. President, we have a situation in the Persian Gulf.
	Dog, come on, Dick.
	You're always talking about work.
	You're all work.
	You're no play, man.
	Come on, get in the tub, man.
	Mr. President, can I...
	It's just Dick Cheney trying to clean up his mess.
	He's like, and he's played by Paul Giamatti.
	This is like a different take on it.
	And Bush is just like this out-of-controlled, you know, overgrown child.
	And he's got to be Will Farrell, clearly.
	You know, John C. Riley's got to be in the movie.
	Or that's been done already, kind of, right?
	So just retraining all the ground.
	Still, you know, you've got get in the hot tub, you know, drunken President George.
	Come on, come on, man.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	You need to relax, man.
	You're always skulking around the office.
	You're always, you know, hiding up.
	You know, you're always in your papers.
	You're always, oh, you know, I'm Dick Chani.
	I'm in my papers.
	I'm always, I'm on the phone.
	I'm always calling him.
	Come on, man.
	Come on.
	Is it Bear Dunn?
	Come on, man.
	Come on.
	You're my VP, come on.
	Come on, man.
	How are these people running the world?
	What has happened?
	How is this?
	How is this possible?
	It must be aliens.
	There's no way.
	There's no way.
	Oh my God.
	I'm so disappointed.
	And you ever read?
	I'm at that point in my life where I'm just like, oh, fuck.
	Am I a human?
	It's like, I've become like self-aware of like how shitty we are as a species, just in general.
	Like humans are fucking horrible, really.
	Like in a lot of ways.
	And you're like, oh, I'm one of these pieces of shit.
	Oh, man.
	People suck, and I'm one of them.
	That's fucking gay.
	Ah, Christ.
	You know, nothing surprises me now.
	No, there's some really good people out there and they're in charge of their real smart enough.
	There's not.
	No, there's not.
	Not true.
	Shut up.
	Give me a...
	That's better.
	That's what daddy likes.
	Drink the pain away.
	What else we got?
	What else is going on here?
	What hell?
	What fresh air is this?
	The blue taco says, did you hear about the dead cartel?
	You guys may not be screwing me again.
	The dead cartel members.
	One of them had a spider monkey who was wearing a camera.
	I did hear about this.
	A camo hoodie and mini body armor.
	They both died in the gunfight.
	I don't know.
	Is that factor fairy tale?
	I thought I saw that somewhere on Facebook, but he has so much, like his shit goes everywhere.
	So it's like someone I don't even know.
	I've seen this already.
	I knew I was like, ooh, fairy's blowing up.
	So this memes of like people I don't even know are using his memes.
	I'm like, that was unlikely.
	How'd that happen?
	So somebody sent me this today, and I was like, I don't know.
	So basically, the cartel had a pet monkey that had body armor on.
	It was like with them in the cartel and it was killed in a gunfight.
	I'm like, that could have happened, man.
	Everyone says F is on RT.
	I sainted it.
	Yeah, but I don't know.
	You guys could be in on it with fairy.
	This could be an elaborate campaign to get me.
	You guys are always attacking me.
	I'm America.
	Stop attacking me.
	I'm always the victim.
	I'm always the victim.
	I've done nothing to nobody.
	America, the country.
	So complicated.
	Cracked Walnut Nun says, Philip already had a starring role in the movie called The Witch.
	You are an astute person, sir.
	That is actually true.
	When I chose the name Philip, that is why, because I just recently watched that movie.
	Black Philip, Black Philip.
	That movie is fucking disturbing.
	If you haven't seen The Witch, if you're like a horror movie, like that was fucked up kind of a fan.
	Movies that make you go, I need a shower.
	I'm kind of very, very unsettled by what I've just watched.
	I don't feel right.
	I need to relax for a little while.
	Whoa.
	What the fuck?
	That's the one for you.
	It's called The Witch.
	And there's an, I don't want to spoil it for you.
	There's a goat named Black Philip.
	And then I had the thing there.
	And I'm like, oh, Philip is here.
	He's become.
	And that's where he came from.
	He's manifested out of the deep.
	Out of the blackness of hell.
	Lamb says, okay, okay.
	Sorry, he says.
	Both the comment sees fire.
	On another note, I think we just declared World War III on Russia, cutting off Kaliningrad.
	Well, thank you for keeping me on topic, at least, because that was basically the entire point of whatever it was I was going to do now.
	I did that.
	I think I missed one here.
	Todd Salerno, 62 on Rumble, says the war is here and we are the target.
	We're going after our food and fuel.
	Here's the thing that really worries me, and I've...
	Thank you.
	This is already happening.
	Like, World War III is happening.
	Like, we're already in it.
	This is in the opening shots.
	Like, both sides have committed to fighting.
	Like, that's fucking going to happen.
	The only thing that's yet to be seen is how far both sides are willing to go.
	And so far, no, nothing's off the table.
	That's very disturbing.
	So think about all the fires and the farms being destroyed and whatnot.
	How's that happening?
	Imagine if that was like preemptive saboteur attacks by the Chinese and the Russians to disable us as much as possible so that when the war does eventually ignite, we have a massive crate.
	We can't even feed our own people.
	We're fucked.
	We can't fight them.
	Like we're started.
	We're fucked.
	We're fucked from the inside out.
	Is that possible?
	And is that why they're not covering it in the media?
	Because they don't want people to panic that they've already delivered a very, very serious opening shot.
	And now this has become a game of chicken.
	Like, you want to fuck with us?
	We'll do this shit to you.
	You want more?
	We can keep blowing up shit.
	We'll blow up everything.
	I mean, shit is literally blowing up all over the United States.
	Hundreds of farms.
	Like hundreds of them.
	Not one or two, man.
	And by the way, at the same time, the oldest enemies and rivals of the United States are this fucking close to fighting an actual war.
	So I'm sure those two things...
	Imagine if, like, this is like there's someone, there's another neighbor in your town, right?
	And he fucking hates you and you've always hated him.
	And for whatever reason, there's just like basically an unwritten rule that it's like, if I ever get a chance to fucking wreck your shit, I'm going to, you know, get right back at you, buddy.
	And that was, that was the deal.
	And now they're like, I think this is going down, so I'm going to take you out first.
	And you get like ambushed in your parking lot.
	Like, this didn't just happen out of the blue.
	This has been leading up to for a while.
	The proxy wars.
	It's all connected.
	Iraq, Syria, Libya.
	Like, we're attacking like Russia, the no-fly zone in Syria, the Russian planes being shot down, the soldiers being bombed.
	Do you think that's not related?
	There's been an ongoing background war between the West and the East for quite a while now.
	Like the Cold War level shit.
	Assassinations, killings, things are blowing up.
	Like that's happening, man.
	And then sometimes you see in the news at an oil refinery in China just exploded.
	Like what's happening?
	I don't know, but it seems like these two sides of people are fucking with each other pretty heavy, aren't they?
	And that's how like the escalation of fighting goes.
	It's like when neither side really wants to do it, they're just escalating a little bit more.
	Well, if you're going to do this, I'm going to do this.
	And they just go a little bit further.
	And the next side goes a little bit further than that.
	The next one goes a little bit further than that.
	How, where does it end?
	This is how every major war has ever started in history.
	So, you know, when I say things like, I'm not talking out of my ass, man.
	I know what I'm talking about.
	Go study like major, major, like World War I and World War II.
	You know, this situation of the Cold War and how that works.
	Like, this isn't uncommon.
	This is how it works.
	They start the, the pushing starts and then it gets a little out of control.
	And then the next thing you know, you just, you have to either submit.
	This is how they think.
	They have to either submit or push forward.
	And they're like, well, we can't lose.
	So they just, both sides just keep going at each other.
	And it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse.
	And the only time anything like this was ever avoided off the top of my head anyway was when John F. Kennedy was president in the Cuban Missile Crisis.
	That was nearly the end of the world.
	Like because they kept going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.
	And then Kennedy with the fucking brain in his head was like, I have a, listen, I have a crazy idea.
	How about I just talk to the Russian president like a fucking human being and be like, what the fuck are we doing?
	What's going on here?
	You know, and that's what they did.
	And then they were like, okay, let's, he's like, listen, what's like, we can work this out.
	This is fucking stupid.
	What are we doing?
	Are you seriously going to blow up the world over?
	I don't even know what we're fighting over anymore.
	What are we doing right now?
	I know, it's crazy.
	I was like one day having drinks and then the next day, like missiles in the truck.
	Their bots, they can't stop their bots.
	They're like, the Americans will attack.
	And I'm like, well, I don't want that to happen.
	Why shouldn't I put any of those Soviet troops down there in Cuba?
	I didn't like that.
	That didn't make any of my people very.
	They weren't too enthusiastic about those developments.
	My bids.
	I thought you were going to kill me.
	I was threatened.
	I wasn't going to.
	But that's literally what they're supposed to anyway.
	Teach in police school.
	The first thing you're supposed to do is if it looks like it's going to be, okay, confrontation is the worst thing.
	Escalation of force.
	And so they teach de-escalation.
	The conflict is very bad.
	Like when people, especially if the police are around, it's like, this could go bad.
	This could go bad.
	So ideally, you wanted to not have that happen because that's the worst case scenario.
	So listen, we don't want to, you know, nobody wants to get shot or stabbed or fucking anything, right?
	Let's just chill the fuck out here.
	What's the problem?
	What are we, you know, and you try to open a dialogue and de-escalate and, you know, calm down.
	Okay, everybody calm down.
	Nobody has to die.
	We can, you know, figure this out.
	That's what you're supposed to be doing.
	And instead, the geniuses decide, hey, you know what we should do?
	Let's blockade Kaliningrad.
	So here's a picture of Kaliningrad.
	So this is a territory held over from World War II that was previously like Prussia, a northwestern German kind of province, which was much bigger.
	And then a bunch of it got taken away in World War I. And then World War II got it.
	And now the Russians kept it.
	As they occupied Europe when they went from obviously Russia to the Berlin Wall.
	Anyway, NATO was like, hey, you know what we should do?
	Starve their fucking citizens.
	Let's block this whole place off so they can't get anything in.
	Well, no imports.
	Ha ha ha.
	How you like that?
	You like that?
	No, yet.
	This is not a nice thing to do.
	I'm not starving your...
	You blew up my fucking chicken factory.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You blew up our fucking chicken factories.
	I seen all that, so we're going to fucking starve you out.
	Listen, listen allegations.
	Like, what is actually going on?
	Does anybody really fucking know for sure?
	But we know something is.
	It's pretty obvious.
	That's the scariest part that no one's willing to tell the truth, really.
	So it's like, what is actually going on then?
	There's a lot of turmoil happening, and that's crazy because, like, this is a...
	You know what I mean?
	And the Earth is just getting fucking smashed around in the wake of it.
	Everybody's like, what's going on?
	I don't know.
	I have no fucking idea.
	Why are we doing these lockdowns?
	I don't.
	I don't know.
	Is there a war over there?
	Why?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	Are they spending our money on purpose?
	Yes, I think we're occupied by some enemy force and they're in the opening stages of some kind of massive galactic fucking insane, insane, you know, massive epic struggle.
	I'm not quite sure whose team we're on or who's on.
	I do not know what's going on.
	And it's very confusing and crazy.
	Is that really where we're at, pretty much?
	Yeah.
	What's on the news?
	Pretty much all lies.
	No idea.
	They're not saying shit.
	Oh my God.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	You want a drink?
	I kind of.
	Yeah, it helps.
	helps.
	That's not the way to do it.
	That's what you do if you want people to fight you.
	Oh, you know what I should do?
	Fuck with them even more.
	Who is...
	And the crazy thing is, the whole lead up to this was entirely our fault.
	Entirely.
	Like, beyond question.
	There were so many treaties and things in place with the Russians and the Soviets and everything that was like, we promise we won't do this.
	We promise we won't do that.
	Or this or this or that.
	Okay.
	And they signed the deal.
	I'm like, you keep up your end of it.
	Oh, we will.
	Scout Chatter.
	Don't you worry about that, Ivan.
	We're NATO.
	We're trustworthy.
	And they're like, okay.
	And then we broke every single fucking one of them.
	Kept encroaching, building bigger armies, incorporating more countries in the alliance that previously had nothing to do with it.
	Like, excuse me, why are you having what is Bulgaria doing in the alliance?
	Excuse me?
	Why do you have joined Bulgaria?
	Oh, he's with me now.
	What?
	I don't even know.
	Is Bulgaria even in the UN?
	I don't know.
	You know, they started adding all these peripheral countries.
	Like, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Latvia.
	Like, that's right on the.
	I don't think Latvia's in either.
	But there's a bunch of these little states.
	And they kept encroaching and they kept building more and more missiles and they built bases closer and closer and flying bombers closer.
	Like they're being it's pretty obvious to see why they'd be a little hairy.
	Like, what the fuck are you doing exactly?
	Like, we're not the good guys in this scenario.
	I don't care what your excuses are.
	That's what happened.
	Like, we'll just keep, you know, trying to get them.
	Like, why?
	What are you doing?
	What the fuck are you doing?
	Seriously.
	This is crazy.
	It's nuts.
	And then for a little while, it's looked like it was going to go away.
	And it was like, maybe this guy finally figured.
	And then they shot him in the face.
	Then his head exploded all over television and, you know, the radio, the newspaper, and everything.
	So everybody's pretty like, holy shit about that.
	And then they're like, well, his brother's pretty good.
	He could be even better, really.
	And he's going to run.
	Oh, he's running for president now.
	Hey, fuck.
	Yeah, right on.
	He's not.
	He's probably going to win.
	Oh, fuck.
	They shot him in the head, too.
	Damn it.
	Frigg.
	Somebody really hates these guys.
	Two of them.
	I mean, for fuck's sakes, America.
	Are you fucking joking, man?
	Use a fucking any amount of a brain cell.
	Oh, it was just a co- Oh, yes.
	Yes.
	Coincidentally, two men who had set out to, you know, they're just both dead.
	There's no higher power than the president.
	No, of course not.
	President is like the emperor.
	And I would manage to present.
	The guy's fucking middle management.
	He's stepping out of line, so somebody fucking shellacked him.
	His brother's like, I'll take over, big brother.
	It's like Game of Thrones.
	This is literally Game of Thrones.
	There were the Starks gone.
	It's like, oh my God.
	Is that Bobby Kennedy's head on a, on a, you know, headless body on a horse?
	Yes, it is.
	Yes, it is.
	Holy shit, I'm so fucking traumatized.
	Yes, you are, America.
	Now do what we fucking tell you to do.
	Okay.
	Like, that must have been a scary time to live through.
	As kind of fucked up as everything is now, I was talking, somebody was talking about that the other day, where they were when Kennedy was assassinated.
	I'm like, that must have been crazy.
	That would have been insane.
	Like, imagine.
	Just like, it doesn't matter what side you're on.
	That just like, holy shit, somebody went that far.
	What happened?
	The president's dead.
	What?
	Yeah.
	He's dead.
	What do you mean he's dead?
	Somebody fucking shot him in the face.
	Just in the middle of the day.
	Bang.
	Blew his fucking head right off.
	The president.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's on TV.
	Go look.
	That would be fucking crazy.
	That's a big move.
	You know, that's like killing a king.
	You don't just fucking blow away a president.
	And it was like, oh, I was just this crazy guy, man.
	You know, they're crazy.
	Hams all the time.
	Crazy, crazy.
	And that guy was like, I'm a patsy.
	I'm a patsy.
	These are his last words.
	I'm a patsy.
	I'm a patsy.
	Do you not know that?
	Lee R. V. Oswald, who worked for the CIA, his last words were, I'm a Patsy, I'm a Patsy.
	And then Jack Ruby blows him away and goes, I was just, I was so mad about what he did to the president.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Random gangster all of a sudden gives shit about, what do you mean?
	And then that, oh, it's so stupid.
	All the witnesses are fucking killed.
	Like, okay.
	So obviously this wasn't the work of one guy because there's obviously an entity at play here that's really, really, really wants to keep this story from going anywhere and going away fast.
	Oh, well, brother shows up.
	My turn.
	Same fucking thing.
	Bang, bang, bang.
	A whole bunch of things don't make sense.
	Well, his gun only has six shots, but there's nine shots in the room.
	That's pretty weird, isn't it?
	Yes.
	Oh, well.
	No, not all well.
	I mean, there's two guns.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	Why does the Secret Service agent have gunpowder burns on his hands?
	Did he shoot him in the back of the head?
	I don't know, man.
	There's a lot of cocaine around.
	Have you heard about this Phillip show?
	Two prominent popular figures just killed in a short span of time.
	Fuck me.
	That's a scary, like, that's crazy.
	If you're paying attention to shit, like, whoa, I guess there's new leadership, guys.
	I guess there's new owners at McDonald's.
	It's like, they're like, whoever these people are, it's like they're the Gustavo Fring of Breaking Bad or something.
	It's like he's very rarely even seen.
	Or like one of these Mexican cartel leaders.
	Nobody even knows if he's real.
	It's like a code name.
	Like, is there even a Lord Mojito?
	I don't know.
	I can't.
	I have no idea what a badass Spanish sounding name would be.
	So I just said Mojito, which is probably not a good one.
	You know.
	Is he even real?
	Is he a concoction?
	Is he a myth created by a much less powerful but many people?
	And they're all working together to run this fucking scam.
	Killing people that get anywhere near their little scam.
	Maybe, maybe.
	World's fucking crazy and scary.
	I don't care what you say.
	You're not paying attention.
	It's fucking weird out here.
	It's some weird stuff.
	So yeah, let's not have World War III, but we're probably gonna.
	We're probably gonna.
	It looks that way.
	Cutting off their food and stuff is not a good idea.
	Julian's back, and he says, to be fair, they can't harvest...
	No.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	Why did you have to bring milkshakes?
	You're not fucking bringing milkshakes to me.
	You're not.
	Nope.
	I'll start drinking them like a cat just to piss you off.
	What do you think about that?
	I have an iron mind.
	You can't get to me anymore.
	They're all just toughening me up.
	What the fuck was I just talking about?
	Okay, moving on.
	Sir Taos says apparently there's a bank run going on in China.
	Phillips only fears the cocaine plate being empty.
	And yeah, he is scared of that, but he's only scared of that because he's scared for you, really.
	He's like, fuck, I am not a good guy when I'm coming down.
	I'd be worried if I were you.
	So he's, you know, he's scared about that.
	Maybe.
	He's like, I like you, but not enough not to kill you.
	You know what I mean?
	He's just that kind of guy.
	He's not a good guy.
	I mean, real careful around him.
	It's crazy.
	He's a psychopath.
	Kamski says, America and the USSR fought via proxy wars for years.
	Exactly.
	That's what, you know, the Korean war was against the communists.
	People don't really understand how these greater ideologies and these little alliances work.
	They just think, it was America versus Korea.
	What are you talking about?
	Like, no, man.
	That was where they chose to fight each other.
	They chose to both get involved in this country.
	Like, yeah, okay, we're going to have a little fucking skirmish here, a little crazy.
	Vietnam's another one.
	That was when people would try to take and they'd be like, oh, no, no, no.
	But now it's.
	Yeah, they've been doing this for a long time.
	And then, you know, the new Pearl Harbor had to happen.
	It's hard to say what really went on.
	Like, did they really just...
	What if...
	Thank you.
	This is what I think is probably happening.
	And these, you know, elite people are just taking advantage of the situation like they always do.
	And they're like pulling the strings probably even.
	It's like, oh, that's a good idea.
	Let's do that.
	And then they're fine.
	They're going to be rich and powerful no matter what happens.
	They own everybody.
	But like in the 90s and the early 2000s, the enemies that we like, you know, the United States was a unipower.
	No one can stand.
	There's no one that has a fucking hope in hell.
	Not a chance.
	Like if it was 1999 and you're the United States, you're like Darth Vader.
	Okay?
	You're not, no, nobody is fucking with you.
	Nobody would even dream of it.
	You're fucking with little tiny countries just because, like, like Grenada.
	Oh, hi, Grenada.
	You heard you was fucking around.
	Well, guess what?
	America's here now.
	Like, what the fuck?
	I'm Grenada.
	What am I going to do to you?
	Nothing as soon as I'm done with you, motherfucker.
	And then they would just fucking do shit like that.
	Nobody was fucking with America, man.
	Not back then.
	And then 2000, 99, 2000, it was still a unipower.
	But then they started to like, it's almost as if that book Unrestricted Warfare written by that Chinese general was true.
	And their master plan to win the long game was to then bypass the military side of the fight.
	We're not going to fight you with militaries.
	We're going to fight you with culture.
	We're going to subvert you to the point that you're so fucked up and destroyed and poisoned on your own nonsense that we'll just steamroll you.
	You'll be putting making people admirals because they're like, hey, it's a transgender person.
	Let's make them an admiral because that'll look really good.
	Like that is, that is the dumbest.
	Are you insane?
	Why would you make that decision?
	That is like self-defeat.
	That's like sabotage.
	That makes no sense.
	That makes no sense.
	It's almost like there've been, you know.
	Like all the idea, all of the stuff that we're doing is self-destructive.
	Have you noticed?
	Like, it's clear, like, it's none of it's good.
	And you wonder, like, is it on purpose?
	Did somebody make it this way on purpose?
	They had it laid out.
	They're like, in 50 years, we'll have conquered the United States, and here's how we're going to do it.
	And I'm like, that appears to be exactly what they're doing.
	And now they're like, come on, fight us.
	Come on.
	I dare you to fight me.
	Come on.
	You know?
	But both sides think they have one on over the other.
	And it's like, I really, it's very scary that I really think that NATO and the Western countries are playing way above their weight class.
	Like they're walking into like, this is like rocky.
	This is like.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Guys.
	You don't want to want...
	How could you?
	This is how I fear.
	If I could sum up our situation, dude, I would have been the most hilarious general.
	Imagine how fucked up your army is if I'm in a fucking state like that.
	I'm just like high as fuck.
	Play that.
	Play that scene from.
	Play that scene from Rocky.
	They're like, what?
	Rabbit clenches.
	In case of a knockdown, you go to the corner I tell you to, and you stay there until I tell you to come out.
	Shake hands, let's have a good fight.
	All right, it's time to go to school, son.
	Come on, get your hands up, man.
	You need an interpreter.
	It's time to go to school.
	You will lose.
	Like, dude, that's how I interpret Putin right now.
	Whenever they talk about Putin and put him on, and they're like, let's see what the Russian guy thinks.
	He appears extremely confident.
	And everything he says is like, that seems, he fucking means it, man.
	He seems oddly in control of the situation.
	You, on the other hand, are falling off your bicycle in the street.
	There's an old man with dementia falling off a bicycle in the streets and doesn't know where he is.
	Talks to no one.
	The vice president is just basically there for the optics and the ratings and get them elected.
	She doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
	Everybody else is like drunken out of control.
	Meanwhile, like, So, okay.
	So obviously the rush, you know, and you know, Apollo Creed is us.
	Overconfident, not taking it seriously, not seeing the obvious danger around him as he's walking into it.
	I can't get over the size of this rushing.
	One, two, three, four, four, four!
	They're ready for the showtime!
	It's showtime!
	It's showtime!
	Excuse me.
	Did you forget something?
	Come on.
	And Apollo seems to be in great spirit.
	not taking it seriously at all.
	Come on, come on, come on.
	Either fight or ready to throw a fight.
	A left jab there.
	A left jab once again.
	The fights were so bad, like, for realism, like they weren't very good.
	They were pretty ridiculous.
	Still a great movie.
	The Russian hasn't fought anybody.
	Come on, Apollo!
	Let me down the car!
	Give me a photo!
	Get your turn down!
	Keep going, Apollo!
	Stick it!
	Drops is moving in again.
	A left hand by three.
	Another left hand by three.
	Then driver moves away.
	Come on, Apollo!
	Like, is this what we're doing right now?
	This is America thinking it's winning right now.
	Like, oh, don't worry, it's under control.
	It's so scary.
	What are we in the middle of right now?
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh, your fucking food plants are blowing up.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, I've destroyed your military, your fucking everything's...
	Bro, shit.
	Oh, your attrition rate.
	How's that going?
	Oh, the mandates.
	Was that good for you?
	Did you like that?
	Oh, yeah.
	That really fucked things up, didn't it?
	How's the health of your children, by the way?
	Man.
	Go tonight.
	Night-night.
	Oh, it doesn't feel very good, yeah.
	Doesn't it, that not?
	You best fuck off and quit with your head, son.
	See?
	Yeah, don't.
	Don't do it.
	Here's the mistake.
	Uh-oh, okay.
	We're in trouble now.
	This is way over our head.
	This fight's finished.
	I gotta call it.
	No, no, no, no.
	You can't do no more out there.
	I'm here to fight.
	He's killing you.
	I gotta stop this thing.
	I'm here to fight, promise me.
	Then I gotta stop this fight.
	Boy, I'll tell you something.
	Like, what's to be gained here?
	Just total destruction.
	Like, what do you, you've already lost, man.
	I guess they'll admire the tombstone.
	It'll be a cool story.
	Your kids miss you though.
	No more to go.
	It did inspire Rocky to go on and fight the battle, though, and win in the end.
	So who really knows what this metaphor even is?
	Besides a weird excuse and reason to watch this epic scene from Rocky IV.
	And now it is the Russians just standing there.
	The Russians trying to intimidate Free.
	Like two.
	I've never seen a pilot take so much fun of a jet.
	Get down!
	No!
	No!
	His pride killed him.
	You understand?
	He couldn't accept.
	He couldn't accept that he wasn't as good as he used to be and was clearly in over his head.
	So he remained prideful and said, no, I'm fucking.
	And now he's dead.
	That's the lesson!
	Oh, good times.
	Let's not do that.
	I think we should probably take these people very seriously and try and figure this out.
	But what would I know?
	No, let's just keep going for it.
	I mean, what's the worst could happen?
	What's the worst that could really happen, guys?
	I mean, so big deal.
	Maybe the Ukrainian war gets a little out of control and border countries get involved.
	There's an escalation of NATO involvement and it becomes like a runaway train that eventually reaches terminal fucking velocity and then cannot be stopped anymore because it's just gotten too out of control.
	That's how giant wars happen.
	Because eventually you reach a point where too much has been done.
	Like in a fight where it's like, no, no, now you're gonna die.
	No, it's gone too far now.
	You burned down my house.
	Like there's no, this doesn't end until one of us is dead.
	Like let's avoid getting that far because there's a very good possibility that not just we won't be dead.
	We won't be dead.
	Take the chance.
	Almost for sure.
	I'm really grateful to be dead.
	Because remember, I'm the insane person.
	Remember, always remember that the media says I'm the insane person.
	Okay?
	Just keep in mind.
	Let me go!
	I'm just wondering, I'm a bitch.
	I'm not fulfilling with an instant scratch.
	Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole.
	Why dive the hell like you feel so cold?
	Make a move and you pay for it.
	Pick up more than you pray to it.
	You're so demanding when you want the truth.
	But you're still in the rain for me.
	Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul.
	I was coming and I was out of nowhere.
	I didn't come this far to sing so low.
	Oh, world.
	Giant wars are not a good time for anyone, guys.
	It's to be avoided at all costs.
	I mean, literally all costs.
	It's Not good.
	It's the worst thing that can possibly happen.
	You understand?
	That's why, like, I hate these idiot leftists that think, like, being alarmed about this situation is stupid.
	That's like being alarmed that there may be a serial killer in the community.
	And you've chosen to go, that's fucking stupid.
	You're an idiot.
	My question is, are you fucking serious?
	Are you sure?
	Let's make sure that's definitely not the case.
	Because otherwise we're in a lot of danger if we don't, if we ignore this, and it's true.
	It's a very serious allegation.
	We should investigate.
	We really should investigate this.
	Nah.
	What?
	Are you fucking fucking kidding?
	We could all be killed.
	Oh, well.
	You seem awfully aloof about this.
	Yeah, he's in on it.
	John M says, Russia, we're putting missiles in Cuba.
	Response to the United States having missiles in Turkey.
	Seems like history does rhyme.
	Exactly.
	Like, these things don't just happen in a vacuum.
	There's escalate, like, there's, there's, and thankfully, in the past, this is my concern.
	So, like, it's crazy for me to be worried about the absolute worst possible scenario.
	Like, don't you want someone to worry about that just in case?
	And they'll say, and they'd say, like, oh, don't worry.
	If something like that was happening, someone would tell, would tell me.
	I'm telling you.
	I'm someone.
	I'm someone that's telling you.
	This is a fucking dangerous situation.
	Someone needs to be an adult here and fucking figure this out because this isn't good.
	Yeah, I can't.
	Drag Queen's story hour doesn't win wars.
	No, it doesn't.
	It does not.
	And you're and you're, you're really, this is incredibly dangerous.
	What are we doing?
	What the fuck are you doing, man?
	Why?
	For what?
	Well, Ukraine.
	Fuck Ukraine.
	Who cares?
	What?
	It's, dude, Ukraine has been basically their country this entire time anyway.
	Leave them alone.
	Let them fucking sort out their shit.
	What?
	And just let this happen?
	Yes.
	It's their fucking problem.
	Let them deal with it.
	I can't stand by and let this happen, man.
	I gotta save lives.
	If you go in there, you will kill astronomically more lives.
	You think you're gonna save a million people?
	You're gonna kill 80 million fucking people if you go in there.
	That's like for sure.
	Are you fucking retarded?
	Do the math, man.
	No, they won't.
	They wouldn't dare.
	Oh, yes, they would.
	Oh, fuck yeah, they will, man.
	If you start killing people, they get real mad and they kill you back.
	And they've got a lot of guns, I've noticed.
	Like a lot.
	They seem really prepared to fight you, is what I'm saying.
	You should really rethink this.
	Fuck that.
	Fuck that.
	I stand with Ukraine.
	I'm fucking standing, you guys.
	I'm standing with Ukraine.
	Yeah, and then the next textbook about World War III says the time when 90 million people were killed and most parts of Europe are now an irradiated, inhabitable wasteland.
	Along with a couple of cities.
	You know what I mean?
	This has the potential to go extremely fucking badly.
	And they're approaching it like, we're not even going to talk about it.
	It's just, you know, it's fine.
	It's not like there's.
	Where's this fucking stupid story?
	Ukrainian.
	Yeah, there it is.
	It's not like one of the second biggest military power on our team.
	This is like the assistant captain, I'll have you say, you know, of NATO, right?
	That's not good.
	That's really bad news, guys.
	General Sir Patrick Seandos took over from General Sir Mark Carlton.
	Smith.
	Mark Carlton Smith Monday and wrote to his charges about the challenges they face.
	Russia's invasion of Ukraine underlines our core purpose to protect the United Kingdom by being ready to fight and win wars on land.
	Okay, that's not so bad.
	I understand.
	You want to be ready just in case.
	There's nothing wrong with being ready.
	Go on.
	There is now a burning imperative to forge an army capable of fighting alongside our allies and defeating Russia in battle.
	Whoa, that seems strong.
	I don't know if you should go there for we are the generation that must prepare the army to fight in Europe once again.
	Oh, fuck me.
	Are you ready?
	Whoa, somebody stop him.
	Shut him up right now.
	Shut the fuck up, dude.
	What are you talking about?
	Are you fucking retarded?
	You, I mean, for fuck's sakes, you're a general.
	You remember, like, you know about World War II, yeah?
	You, you, you do, right?
	Do you have any fucking idea what that was?
	You how fuck the entire world, the entire fucking planet went insane at the same time, and it killed, like, I don't, a hundred million people or something?
	And that was with like bolt action guns and steamboats and, you know, hot air balloons and shit.
	Like, that was the level of technology at the time.
	And you want to do that again, but with all of this shit that we have now, have you completely lost your fucking mind?
	What are you doing?
	Why are you encouraging this?
	And by the way, again, they have a lot of guns and they seem really prepared for, they seem really, they're toying with you, it seems like almost.
	Or they're playing the best game of poker I've ever seen.
	I don't know.
	I guess the intelligence agencies know better.
	And it's all going to be fine.
	And they're just going to get one over on the Russians at the last minute.
	And they're just going to give up and allow them to be fucking surrounded and disarmed and completely subjugated by the entire, you know, the parts of the world that hates it.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Yeah, they'll probably do that.
	I would.
	Wouldn't you?
	If you're in an existential crisis, like this was like the battle for your existence, because it really is.
	they're never going to leave the Russians alone.
	They're not going to be like, and that's how it got to this point.
	They started pushing and fucking with them.
	And very soon, like I said earlier, this kind of ambush or this, you know, first chance contact scenario, it's like they're going to see you and understand that like this is, this has to happen now.
	I've got no choice.
	You're right there.
	I don't have time.
	There's no, it's who's going to shoot first?
	That's it.
	Whoever shoots first wins almost every time.
	That's a very important thing to have in a gunfight.
	Shoot first.
	Always be the guy that shoots first if you can.
	Because if you're not shooting first, that's very fucking bad.
	That means you didn't know it was coming.
	You don't know where it is, really.
	But they know where you are and they've been waiting for you.
	That's not good.
	That means they've picked the spot to fight you and you're fighting on their turf now.
	That sucks.
	That's shit.
	That's scary.
	You're like, oh no, this wasn't supposed to happen.
	Yep.
	No, it wasn't.
	Oh, shit.
	Did that lav blow up?
	Sure did.
	That's bad, isn't it?
	Yep.
	This fucking scary shit, boys.
	People are trying to kill us, and they're not doing a bad job of it.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	My life choices are a little bit...
	I don't know.
	Let's just, just, just, just, just hang out here for a minute.
	All right.
	Let's go over to where the killing is.
	All right.
	Let's go.
	It's a fucking insane job.
	It's fucking mental.
	Fucking crazy.
	Like, I can't explain it any better.
	It's insane.
	It's an insane environment.
	We're going to have a murder fight.
	Let's see.
	Let's see if me and my friends can murder yours better than you can murder mine.
	Okay, see you there.
	It's fucked.
	It's fucking crazy.
	It's not like being in a car crash or a plane crash.
	It's like Predator the movie, how it's like unsettling.
	It's like there is something in the jungle trying to fucking literally murder me.
	Yes.
	It's a bunch of angry guys with guns and bombs and all kinds of fucking stuff.
	Oh, this is real shitty.
	Yeah, it's not fun.
	I mean, in an extreme kind of way, I mean, some people are like, I love it.
	Like, okay.
	Whew, she's pretty intense.
	I get, I get fucking, like, just thinking about it, it just, it comes back to you.
	You can feel that feeling, like a one-tenth of it or something.
	It's not the same level of like, because that would be crazy.
	Imagine you just think about it and you're having a full-blown, like, that would be crazy.
	That must be like severe, severe, severe PTSD or something.
	But you can still, if you think about it, it gives you a little bit of that, like, woof.
	It's like a really strong memory.
	Like if you lived in a house that burned down or something, it's like when you think about it, like, I can still smell the smoke if I think about it.
	You know, that kind of stuff.
	Really serious, crazy, traumatic, I guess, events.
	They stay with you for a long time.
	So maybe those are the people that we should talk to about why this is fucking crazy because they know what it is.
	If anybody should be having a voice on what not to fucking be doing right now, it should be retired, you know, veterans that had served in combat.
	Because those are the people of your people that know what they're talking about because they were there and they did it.
	And they can appreciate the gravity of what, trust me, like most military guys kind of follow this kind of world event shit to know what's going on.
	It's our business.
	It concerns us.
	So we keep an eye on shit.
	And, you know, it's like you guys don't know what you're getting into.
	Oh, no, it's going to be fine.
	We're going to have a crazy war.
	It's going to be awesome.
	No, it's not going to be awesome, man.
	It's going to be terrible.
	Like, it's so many people are going to die.
	Like, of so many, like more than ever, maybe in history.
	Just by the opening shots alone, it's like they have limited nuclear first strike policy where it's just like, we'll just wipe out a few cities at first and see what happens.
	Like, what?
	What?
	What are you talking about?
	Like, yeah, that's just, that's the next on the list.
	DEF CON one.
	It's fucking goats.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	They've already planned all this out.
	it's like a self-fulfilling mechanism.
	If A happens, we go to B. If B happens, C and C. And it's just do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
	So it's like tit for tat.
	And if the other guy keeps returning the ball, it's like, well, we've escalated again, and then we're just going to keep doing this.
	The first one to stop loses because the other guy was willing to go further than you.
	So whatever they're fucking fighting over, it must be goddamn important, I suppose.
	Because it seems like the powers that be in the world are fine with entertaining the prospect and frightening scenario of thermonuclear war.
	That's all.
	This is the craziest shit that's happened since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
	You understand that?
	But they're not really talking about it.
	This shit could kick off any time.
	And now the Russians seem to be like they're threatening Lithuania as like a retaliation for them trying to cut off Kalini.
	Like, what in the f- Like World War II didn't just happen, guys.
	Neither did the First World War.
	Events, escalations, push, push, tit, for tat, back and forth, went on for decades, just like this one.
	And as the pushing intensified, it became bigger and harder shoves back and forth until eventually they were fighting to the death in the parking lot and someone was killed.
	That's why people and bouncers and stuff, they're supposed to break up fights because it's like this could this, if someone doesn't intervene, this could escalate to tragic consequences.
	Nobody wants to be killing anybody.
	Like, this is fucking stupid.
	What are you doing?
	And then, and somebody's dead.
	It's like, fuck, we probably should have stopped that.
	Yep.
	Probably.
	That wasn't good.
	Now he's dead.
	Oh, well, you know, except they're doing that with the whole, you know, hundreds of millions of lives or billions of lives.
	Fuck with the Chinese, too.
	We're going to tell them that we're going to oppose all their shit.
	Fuck.
	I don't know.
	They seem pretty confident about this stuff.
	Russia demands that Lithuania lift the openly hostile blockade.
	Panic buying ensues.
	Imagine, like, just think about how crazy this is.
	You have to put yourself in the other people's shoes.
	Think about being in Flingrad.
	Let's pretend you're in Newfoundland or Victoria Island.
	Victoria Island is probably a better example.
	Pretend you're on Victoria Island and Russia has just decided as punishment, we're going to encircle your island and nothing comes in or out.
	And if you starve, I don't give a shit.
	Fuck you.
	Deal with it.
	And that's your town where you live.
	You're like, what the fuck?
	And like, no one's coming to help you.
	And who's responsible for those people that are trapped there?
	They're going to feel pretty compelled to do something about that, I imagine, right?
	Those are your friends and family.
	It's like they just took a bunch of, they just took a part of your family fucking hostage.
	Do you understand?
	That's what happened.
	Someone took a member of your family hostage.
	That's how serious this has become now.
	What in the fuck have you done?
	Are you out of your mind?
	What do you think they're going to do?
	I mean, obviously, what are they going to do?
	Nothing?
	You think they're really going to do nothing about this?
	His sister is tied up in a basement with a ball gag in her mouth, and he knows about it.
	And you think he's not going to do anything?
	He's going to surrender now.
	Are you f ⁇ ing?
	You know what's going to happen.
	Maybe they do.
	Maybe they know exactly what's going to happen, and that's why they're doing it.
	Oh, they're going to retaliate.
	Yep.
	I know.
	There's been all kinds of little things, like the Russians killed in Syria.
	They shot down a bunch of planes of theirs, and it was like, oops, sorry about that.
	They've killed a bunch of them in Iraq, I think.
	Some contractors or something.
	They're like, sorry, accidents happen, you know?
	Like, come on.
	Like, trying to get them to, you know, it's crazy.
	To me, anyway, it looks like provocation.
	Then there was a whole business with Turkey.
	It was like, they're just constantly fucking with these people.
	And then they're like, oh, don't worry.
	They're fucking with all our stuff.
	Everything.
	I'm me, especially.
	And all of you, we're all Russian agents.
	It's all Russian disinformation.
	That was what the convoy was.
	It was Russian.
	The Russians did it.
	Really?
	Are you sure?
	Hmm.
	Who's implementing all these policies anyway?
	Who are you?
	It's so fucked to think about.
	They do stuff like that.
	Like they vilified, I think Ferry made this, which is epic.
	They're trying to vilify veterans for freedom as well.
	And, you know, act like they're terrorists and they're building an encampment outside the city.
	And people think.
	And up top here, it says V4F Ottawa base camp, according to the media.
	Looks like an artillery firing position in what looks like Afghanistan, I believe.
	Yeah, that looks like it.
	And on the bottom, it says a V4F at the base camp.
	This is their actual campsite.
	It's a fucking three guys, four guys laying around a fire by a tent.
	That's literally what they're doing.
	They're just camping out.
	They've got this big, like, they probably do picture something.
	This is ridiculous.
	There's a bunch of angry veterans in the woods.
	They're all face painted and shit.
	We're all like drinking and just like hitting each other's chests.
	Like, fuck yeah, fucking, let's go.
	Just retard it.
	Like, that's what they think we are.
	They're so disrespectful and ignorant.
	It's really fucking offensive.
	On behalf of all veterans, the fact that you think that's what we're like is extremely, extremely fucking offensive.
	Like extremely.
	How dare you?
	These fucking guys died for your fucking, you know, ability to live in this and to be as much of an asshole as you are.
	That's what they believe going as like, well, I'm going to, you know, risk it all for fucking.
	Because that's the kind of person they are.
	And you consider them to be like just pieces of shit, evil.
	Holy fuck.
	Are you twisted upside down?
	These are some of the best people I've ever met.
	They're rock-solid, individual human beings.
	And they take great care of each other and their friends and their families.
	They do their best.
	And they deal with a lot of fucking bullshit, too.
	They're incredibly strong, impressive people.
	I love these people.
	And for you to talk about them like this is disgusting.
	You should be ashamed of yourselves.
	It's just like motley.
	Like, it's funny because, and I think it's effective because in a way deep down, I'll concede, I'll be honest, that kind of is what we're like when we're like 20 years old.
	You know what I mean?
	Do you remember being in the Shaqs?
	This was a TV show I had for the Shacks.
	And it was fucking, I mean, it's a bunch of killers.
	That's your job.
	You're government-paid killing machines.
	Your whole fucking purpose is to like show up where somebody wants to fight you and fucking murder their asses professionally.
	That's what the infantry is.
	Consider what that's your job.
	That's what your purpose is.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm in the army.
	Like, if you don't really want to get into it.
	I'm in the army.
	Oh, yeah.
	My dad was in the army.
	Oh, cool.
	What did he do?
	He was an electrician.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know?
	Every once in a while, I'm like, oh, he's a paratrooper in Korea.
	And you go, really?
	Oh, fuck.
	That's intense.
	He knows about shit.
	Is he around?
	Like, could I meet him?
	You know?
	Like, nobody loves those guys more than we do.
	Nobody.
	And their families, obviously, right?
	Like, even ones I don't know, every time I see one, I'm just like, damn, like, the medals on him.
	You can tell he was in Italy and Africa, and he's a fucking...
	Are we in the Devil's Brigade?
	Yes, I was.
	Holy shit.
	Holy fuck.
	You're a legend.
	You're literally a human legend.
	Like, you're one of the most impressive people that's ever lived in the history.
	And you're fucking standing there in front of me.
	That's crazy.
	You know how much I read about you guys?
	You guys are mental.
	You're fucked in the head.
	I would have been like, no, you guys are on your own.
	I'm going to climb this cliff with a knife in my mouth with no safety harness.
	What are you going to do when you get to the top, Danny?
	I'm going to knife Germans in the neck while they're asleep.
	And they fucking literally did that.
	Oh, and it's raining.
	Some of them fell, like, horribly injuring themselves.
	That's the fucking craziest shit in the world.
	And this guy's there drinking a coffee in front of me.
	Like, he's 90, but I'm still kind of scared of him.
	You know what I mean?
	But they think that, like, that's all we are as human beings.
	Like, that that side of us that serves a purpose, that's not who we are as people.
	That's not what we're like all the time.
	Especially when, you know, when they're younger, you know, it gets a little crazy and you live in the shacks.
	Basically, and it's what you would expect.
	They're young guys.
	They're 18 generally, brand new.
	The troops, you know, the problem.
	and the worst problem about the troops is that we've all been one.
	So it's like we know how horrible you are.
	And you haven't grown out of that faith.
	You don't even know how much of a horrible person you are.
	You're a mess.
	You're fucked up.
	We will fix you, but it will take time.
	I once was you, young man.
	The troops.
	That's what people think.
	There's a bunch of veterans in the woods.
	It's 18 to 24-year-old privates and corporals in the shacks on any infantry base in the country the Friday after they got out of the field for two weeks.
	It's not.
	And then in your worst nightmare is the media showing up.
	This is episode two of Troops.
	Can't believe that exercise though.
	Oh, what the fuck is that?
	What the fuck?
	There are those moments in the months of this section.
	Don't have to search on for some reason.
	They're just overly drinking and driving again.
	highway playing the song and you're like better call sergeant major yeah
	i know so many officers right now they're like they've already they've all had a malanson
	I'm drinking at 3 o'clock in the morning on a Sunday morning.
	It's fucking Melanson And you check the ringer And you're like Yep But at the same time Melanson always had the best stories Didn't he?
	Like some pretty crazy stories.
	It's remotely crew level nonsense.
	I'm not kidding.
	I'm not naked from an airplane.
	You know I'm really with a body called Mammoth Space.
	My heart's made.
	We've all seen things when we were troops.
	See, I've got trouble, trouble in my eyes.
	I've been looking for another good time to hide.
	My God!
	I fucking love this community.
	I love you guys so much.
	And the veteran guys as well.
	We all, you know, it's a great speed to be on.
	And I love, it's so funny because I get this pleasure every once in a while.
	I get to meet somebody that I haven't seen in like 10 years, 15 years, like from 07. We're on the same deployment.
	I haven't seen him since or something.
	Or I've seen him like one time or whatever.
	And you're like, holy shit, man.
	It's like that scene from Jarhead.
	It's so weird where they look so different, but it's like fucking no time has passed at all.
	It's like, fuck you.
	And it's like, underneath, it's like, that guy's still in there.
	That crazy fucking maniac.
	He's still in there.
	It's so cool.
	It's a cool thing.
	It's why you guys got to talk to each other.
	It's very important.
	That's the isolation will destroy you.
	And not if you're just a veteran or just anybody.
	Anybody that gets you.
	Those are the people.
	Those are your friends.
	Those are the people you want.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, that's scary.
	I don't want to talk about that anymore for a little while.
	Let's see.
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	Well, that's definitely going to get you.
	You're either going to laugh or you're going to be really mad.
	Watching that channel?
	And to be honest, that sounds like that's right up a rally because that's pretty much what I'm doing.
	You're either going to watch this, you're either going to laugh, you're going to be really mad.
	It's one or the other.
	So, you know.
	Sounds like our people.
	Matt says, thank you, man.
	He says, maybe they're not telling the people about the targeting of food processing plants and other soft targets because they don't want a hot war right now and the people would demand it if they knew.
	That's possible, too.
	Maybe it's this Western satanic pedocult doing it to their own people to bring on the Great Reset.
	Either way, it's fucked up.
	It is.
	It does coincide with the Great Reset people go, well, if we did get a good-sized war going, that would help.
	Because in the aftermath, we'd be able to build the one world government, right?
	Because there would be no governments left.
	It'd be complete fucking chaos.
	The whole world would be fucked.
	I mean, nothing would be working properly.
	It'd be every man for himself.
	Let's be honest.
	United States crippled, China crippled, Russia crippled.
	Great Britain, like all the major countries that make the world go.
	You know, all the top employees of planet Earth are just like fucked up on the ground, like choking to death.
	The rest of us are going to be like, oh, fuck.
	Oh, boy.
	This is going to be fucked up now.
	Who's in charge now?
	I am.
	Like, oh, great.
	I got gremlins in my house.
	And you're going to just have a fucking...
	Like, why are we playing with fire here?
	This is fucking mental.
	And then maybe the only people that have influence left are the ones conveniently not destroyed.
	And they go, well, I guess all this shit is ours now.
	You all belong to us now.
	Congratulations.
	Now enter your fucking slave pods and eat your crickets.
	You're now the property of planet Amazon.
	Some of you will be shipped to space station Pfizer to work the broccoli mines that we're making in space.
	Others will be going to subterranean base Walmart where you will be tested.
	You'll be tested upon by scientists and horrible shit's going to be done to you.
	You're just basically there to be fucked with and just to see, you know, do weird stuff.
	They're going to attach robot parts to you.
	They're going to sew the top half of you onto a horse.
	You're going to be a centaur, maybe.
	Like, crazy.
	Dude, you don't want to know what's going on down there.
	Well, I guess we'll find out.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Bye.
	And the really hot ones.
	Yeah, all of you guys.
	Yep, we're all abducting.
	And you guys Are going to be the slave class for sex.
	We're going to use you as sex toys until you get to be like 27, 28. Then we're just going to kill you and throw you away and get new ones.
	So that's the new world that we're in.
	And okay.
	All right.
	Everybody understand their roles now?
	Okay.
	Carry on.
	Space broccoli farmer, sex slave, or fucking scientific experiment in the bunker Walmart.
	It's all owned by these fucking tame people.
	They own it all.
	They just, why not?
	What's to stop them?
	It's a fucking crazy thing to think about.
	It won't get that far.
	No.
	It's just two weeks to flatten the curve.
	Imagine that's a saying.
	Imagine in the wreckage, like World War III has been over for 10 years.
	Like, there's just destruction still everywhere.
	It's basically like people are eating, you know, squirrels still.
	Chris Jason hasn't changed at all.
	He's like, I've been eating squirrels the whole time.
	Like, good for you.
	You know?
	Oh, there he says.
	Another one, he says, Chris Jason, speaking of, they're redoing our defense systems in Canada, they said today.
	The government knows what's coming.
	They're spending, yeah, they're spending $8.9 billion or something like that on some kind of defensive package of some kind.
	Not a good sign.
	You know, everybody's kind of when they gear up to go fight, there's a pretty good chance they're going to fight.
	And that's scary.
	The consequences of this are very, very extreme.
	And the fact that there's no one's offering that as an alternative.
	No one's saying like, hey, maybe we don't fight and maybe we just figure out a different way to go about this because I'm not comfortable risking Western civilization for the sake of your fucking ego.
	I don't think that's a good idea.
	I really think that's incredibly dumb.
	That might be the dumbest thing anyone's ever done.
	And when people in the future are like, how the fuck did they destroy their civilization?
	That's crazy.
	They must have been incredibly dumb.
	The answer will be yes, they were.
	They were incredibly dumb and they blew up their whole civilization because they're fucking retards.
	Huh?
	So that's what happened to people.
	That's what happened to people.
	And that's why we hate people.
	We're alien people.
	Now we're a little bit different.
	We're genetically modified.
	We're not the same as them.
	They're fucking awful.
	How'd that happen?
	We never got the vaccine.
	We're all that's left.
	They wipe themselves out.
	It's dark humor, man.
	It's a scary fucking time we're living in.
	It really is.
	Fisher of men says, here's a buck for every kilometer.
	I'm going to walk with James Top.
	What could I say?
	I'm a mere mortal.
	Awesome, man.
	Good for you.
	Good for you.
	Go do that.
	I encourage you to do that.
	Check that guy.
	And this is my advice.
	Okay.
	If you guys are going to go to Ottawa, you're going to get involved in any.
	I'm not telling you what to do.
	You know, I'm not telling anybody what to do.
	This isn't a real, you know.
	If I wanted you to do something, I would tell you.
	If it was really important, it's like, if we don't do this, like millions will die.
	And I really believed it.
	You know what I mean?
	We must vote on this thing or we must fucking, I don't want to, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	God forbid.
	If you're going to go there, stick with the James Topps and Veterans for Freedom crew.
	Those guys are literally the only ones I really trust.
	And I don't, there's a lot of weird stuff going on.
	There's a lot of weird things being said.
	And there's a different feeling around this upcoming obvious confrontation than there was the last time.
	The last time I felt really good about.
	This one feels like I don't know what's going to happen, but it feels pertinent to say, be very fucking careful while you're there.
	Be very careful.
	There's been a lot of threats and a lot of weird shit said on both sides.
	So it's like, be very careful.
	This is a dangerous situation.
	I'm not kidding.
	Do not fucking bring your kids.
	Do not do that.
	This isn't a joke.
	Like, people could get hurt.
	I don't know what's going to happen.
	It's getting enough weird shits going on out there.
	And it would be in the government's interest or something like that to happen, wouldn't it?
	You see, these people are violent.
	We got to control them more, you know?
	You see how crazy they get?
	They get ideas into their heads.
	They start hurting people.
	They got to be saved for their own protection.
	So that could be good.
	That's a worry.
	So, again, Vestrian for Freedom, James Tomp.
	Just to stay with those guys are definitely...
	They're not some kind of plant.
	Like, I fucking, I'm telling you, just stay with them and you'll probably be okay.
	If they say we're fucking leaving, leave with them.
	Like, we got to get the fuck out of here.
	Heed their advice.
	I'm begging you.
	Okay?
	You're in no better hands in the fucking world than those guys.
	And that's a fact.
	Like, out of everyone that's around, that's involved, that's on the ground, like, to be in a, in a kind of a tense situation like this, where there's a lot of people, you know what I mean?
	Those are the fucking guys I want to be around.
	Nine times out of seven.
	Okay?
	So if that means anything to you, don't, you know.
	No, come with me and my fucking secret army of QAnon agents.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Nope.
	No, don't go anywhere near those people.
	Stay with them.
	They will not fuck you over.
	They're not going to fuck you over.
	And if something weird's going on, they will fucking tell you.
	And they will help you.
	That's the best I can do for you.
	Do what you want.
	Do what you want.
	But if it were me.
	Let's see.
	Julian is back.
	And he says, are you also going to be able to do it?
	I would never drink it, Julian.
	This is fucking disgusting.
	I was trying to make funny...
	Fuck you.
	I'll buy you a shwarma to make up for the trauma.
	That's not enough.
	A trauma.
	Because you know what's going to be in the swarma?
	God knows what, what you're going to say about it as I'm about to eat the fucking thing, and it's going to be ruined anyway.
	I'm not falling for this.
	You're just trying to sucker me into a swarma and then a bigger troll.
	And then maybe I puke and you get it on video.
	And then you just spam the internet with it constantly.
	And this just, if this just gets out, see what I'm saying?
	De-escalation.
	I'm not going any further with this because this is not going to go anywhere good for either of us.
	It's going to be horrible.
	There's going to be life-ruining consequences here, Julian.
	Need to stop.
	Godzilla Unchanges after years of investigation into the notorious internet deep fake meme artist the fairyman soul.
	Authorities have concluded even he is a deep fake and may actually be Bitcoin investor Satoshi Nakamoto.
	I don't have it.
	I don't have the prop, but I have the joke.
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	Years after the collapse of civilization and the city of Ottawa was destroyed by the so-called freedom protesters, authorities investigating the new deepfake artificial intelligence technology have applied it to past video footage.
	Located conveniently on Instagram and all social media.
	And now we're coming to numbers.
	Based upon our expert opinions from across, well experts in the United States, we have concluded that the ferryman's toll is actually Bitcoin inventor Satoshi Nakamoto.
	How did he create this deception and why?
	And what was the ultimate goal of Satoshiman's toll?
	Coming up next on Unsolved Bigotry.
	If you ever need information on the whereabouts...
	I'm surprised I'm supposed to be the motor Bitcoin inventor.
	We've got you know who I mean, you know who I mean we've called 1-800 696 9696 This is the real number John and Gary on my new assistant thing You guys, this is very unprofessional and yes, it's live right now It's not the real number.
	Don't call that number 6969.
	I bet you think you're pretty clever over there.
	Well you're not how far are you both I could get a cat to do your job They do they train cats.
	I could get a trained cat to do your job The music's even run out and I'm not even Robert Stack terrible presentation Gary knows not what he does don't judge him.
	I hope that's not true.
	I hope Ferry is not Satoshi Nakamoto and he's been hiding he's been hoarding all these billions this whole time.
	I'm paying fucking legal fees up the ass.
	You would not even believe it.
	I'm keeping the receipts.
	Someday I'll be like, guess how much I spent on this whole ordeal?
	You'll puke.
	It's wild.
	Let's go.
	That would be crazy.
	I sell feet picks.
	So shout out to my bigot brothers, Kegels and Dale, the dirty dick toucher.
	Nice.
	Two new huge fans of the show that were converted by threats and intimidation.
	That's how you do it.
	Like I said, we got to do anything we have to, anything it takes to win.
	We got to do it.
	You're going to threaten and intimidate your fucking friends.
	I don't care what it takes.
	Go to their houses, get guns, put on ski masks, drag them out of bed.
	I'm completely serious.
	This isn't even a joke.
	Drag them into their living rooms and duct tape all their hands together in a circle.
	And then you want to work on the head guys.
	Is it the father, the older brother, whoever the head figure is, the alpha of the town?
	And you start beating.
	You got to break him first.
	You got to break him first and show the others that there's no one that can save them.
	And you're the fucking judge.
	Then you start interrogating.
	Where's the money?
	Don't do anything.
	Don't do anything.
	Just maybe like, hey, you might like this.
	That's fine.
	That's all you got to do.
	It's really...
	Oh, wait.
	laughter
	Oh, I, you know, someone out there was probably like, I'd fucking love to do that to my neighbors.
	Like, don't, don't do that.
	Sergeant Rock says, Sleepy Joe can't ride and bike.
	Now they say he might have a concussion.
	Is that to cover up his mental illness?
	Absolutely.
	While somewhere else in Canada, the prime minister is hiding in a closet, crying, calling for his mom.
	His mom's probably underneath some guy right now.
	She'll get back to him later.
	T-Borr, what's up, brother?
	He says, here's a liter of gas.
	You getting that hog on the road this year?
	I've got to get it fixed still.
	I got to get the brake line fixed.
	Something happened to it.
	It's weird, I know.
	Yeah, I read that one already.
	Subcube, thank you, man.
	He says, Justin Bieber face looks like Jean-Cretchen face.
	It's so sad what they're doing to people.
	Short long says intelligence work has become political and in turn is doomed to fail.
	Exactly.
	With all this talk of airplanes and the assistant PM, I think she has a landing strip.
	Oh, for fucking Jesus.
	It's the deputy prime minister.
	And no, I've never thought it would.
	Fuck you for even making me have that.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	This is a drink I made.
	I'm only doing this so you know that somebody else thinks we got to get this out of our heads right now.
	No one think everything.
	Don't think.
	Everyone just listen to my voice.
	It's going to be okay.
	We're going to get through this.
	It's going to be fine.
	Don't think about anything.
	Just look.
	Look.
	Here's a bottle of Disarono.
	Isn't that nice?
	It's Amaretto.
	Okay.
	Over here with Triple Sec.
	Yeah, right?
	That's a whole other flavor.
	Now you're thinking about different things.
	Now we've got grenadine right there.
	Okay.
	And then this here, you've got some spiced rum right here.
	Watch this.
	Give me this.
	Where's this glass?
	We got to.
	Okay.
	Stacy needs a glass now.
	Stacy's Morgan.
	Always was.
	And you take this.
	All right.
	You take this one.
	I'm going to blow your fuck.
	Have a good summer, by the way.
	This is my fucking drink that I invented.
	I'm going to share this.
	This is huge news.
	Do you understand?
	I'm about to fucking change your life.
	Your whole summer is going to be different now because you're going to, a lot of you are going to do this and you're going to be like, that is a fucking amazing drink and so dangerous.
	This is, this is the fucking special forces of drinks.
	Okay?
	So, spice drum.
	Yeah, we're going to put that in there.
	We're going to put about, you want a two to one ratio.
	You want like two shots.
	I'm not kidding.
	You can do one, but two is better.
	Because let's play, let's be honest.
	We want to get drunk, but we want to be like, you know, I have some self-respect.
	I'm at least want to make sure it tastes good.
	I'm just going to drink out of the bottle like an asshole.
	That's what this is.
	So you still have some self-respect.
	I got to put this down.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Why is it on there like that?
	Apparently I put the bottle.
	So this.
	Amaretto, you want to have one splash of that.
	Mr. Leahy, that's it.
	That's all you want.
	Don't want to go too crazy now.
	Put this down.
	Wait a minute!
	Fuck.
	Triple sec.
	You need one of these.
	A little bit of that in there.
	Not too much.
	Just enough.
	Now, listen, just...
	I'm not even fucking done yet.
	All right.
	Is that all?
	Okay.
	And the, okay, this.
	Yeah, we're not done.
	Colbert Swamps, this is the most chaotic cooking show I've ever watched.
	Let's fuck.
	You shut the fuck up.
	Somebody clipped this whole thing.
	This is my, it's a cooking show, but it's just drinks.
	I'm like a new weird, stupid, or really fucked up version of Leahy now, apparently.
	So Granadine, and we're going to put some of this in there.
	And okay, so it should, it should look like this.
	Right now, what we have is a horrible mistake.
	This is like when people are done at the party and this is all they could scrounge.
	A little, like, I bet this is how it was fucking made.
	Oh, that's embarrassing.
	That can't be true.
	No, I've heard this from somebody.
	I didn't invent this.
	Do I want to have invented this?
	Holy shit.
	I might have invented this and I don't want this to be true, but it very, it might be.
	What did I say?
	The Shaqs, the tropes.
	I was, boys, I was 19 before.
	Some of you know me.
	You know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
	I may have scrounged two shots of spice rum, one, a little bit of amperetto, a little bit of triple sec, put it in a glass, looked at it, went, oh, I don't know about this.
	And then I had grenadine for some reason.
	Like, let's put some of that in there.
	Yeah, it's, there, it's kind of red and bloody looking now.
	We're almost there.
	Then, shit.
	And you're going to get, why is there a spoon in it?
	What the fuck are we up to anymore these days, Morgan?
	Why is there a spoon in the pineapple?
	It doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	We're almost done.
	We're almost.
	My time's not up.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you, Leonards.
	Not done.
	And then you put, so, you put the pineapple juice in.
	You want to put a bit of it in there.
	And it should be this fucking creepy, orangey sunset color.
	And it's a sunset because it's the end of your fucking night once you start drinking these.
	And it should look like that.
	And as you look at it, just understand, it tastes amazing.
	And it's half liquor.
	It's a very powerful drink.
	Here you go, Morgan.
	That's right.
	Take a big drink of that.
	Oh.
	Get all these bottles out of here.
	This is a weird show now.
	It's turned weird.
	Harvey.
	Time it is.
	Move the shit out of the way.
	This is a weird one.
	Megabowl lemon drink.
	Oh, it's much superior.
	I'm telling you, get it.
	It's not bad.
	Give it a shot.
	What should we call it?
	It needs a name.
	Because she was like, where'd you find this drink?
	I'm like, I don't remember.
	I'm not sure.
	I think I created it out of just, you know, what was it around?
	And it was a miracle.
	It should be called.
	Because it's this weird, deadly orangey color.
	It kind of looks like poison.
	Maybe it should be called Phillip's blood.
	That's what it is.
	Phillip's blood.
	The blood of Philip or Phillip's blood.
	That's the drink.
	And you're going to be like, man, this tastes great.
	But it's not great, guys.
	It's terrible.
	It's horrible for you.
	It's the worst thing you can imagine.
	Because you're going to get fucking wasted and ruin your life.
	People like, it started out as a good idea, just like Philip.
	And then actually, it ended up ruining every.
	It was too good.
	I couldn't stop.
	The next thing I knew, I was fucking hammered.
	I only had two of them.
	That was like eight shots of liquor, dude.
	Oh, what?
	I only had two drinks.
	No, you had eight.
	You had eight in 40 minutes.
	Bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Wait, you're not drunk.
	Oh, yes, you are.
	Before it started, you were already fucked.
	You were fucked up before you even knew what was happening.
	So don't you judge me and Philip.
	You don't know what it's like to have that presence just headbunt its way into your bedroom.
	Flew in through the wall at night.
	Saying, you gotta fucking hide me, man.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	You gotta, you know?
	And he's in my head.
	It's telepathic.
	I'm like, what is happening?
	And I was just, I just needed an adventure.
	So I was a boy with a telepathic demon goat that.
	Seemed like it was a good idea, but little did I know.
	I was in over my head before I knew what to do.
	And at that point, it's just, you know.
	It's like the war.
	It's a runaway train.
	We might as well have fun with it.
	You know what I mean?
	Why not?
	Phillips' blood.
	Get it back.
	your lives.
	Dramatic music
	Dramatic music
	What are the odds?
	What are the odds of three of America's NATOs, the Western influence powers, biggest enemies, all at the same time would start fucking with their primary targets that you have been tasked with defending this whole time?
	What are the odds they all did the same?
	Do you think they're working together?
	Do you think that's possible?
	I'd say so.
	Godzilla came.
	It says, If the complete destruction of the Great Britain, the European Union is required to defend the Ukrainian Azog democracy.
	That's a price worth paying.
	Nicely done.
	Oh, let's not do it.
	I hope not.
	I feel like it's going to happen, but in an odd way, like, I'm like at peace with it because, like, I'm kidding.
	I really do think this is going to happen.
	We're probably going to have World War III, but it's like, we can't do anything about that.
	Like, that's beyond.
	All we can do is take the right side of it and be like, I don't support.
	I am not doing this.
	And by doing that, you kind of preserve your integrity and your honor for future generations because there will be.
	And no matter the level of destruction and whatever comes of this, everyone will eventually know in the future that this was a horrible mistake.
	Just like World War I, just like World War II, they're like, what in the fuck came over us?
	How did we let it get that bad?
	How did things get to the point that it did?
	And then it became out of control.
	And the next thing you know, everybody's dead and it's a horrible tragedy.
	How did that happen?
	The same way that it always happens.
	Idiots don't know when to stop and they don't know how to, you know.
	And you can say, yeah, it's orchestrated by these people.
	Yeah, okay, but someone can say no.
	Someone can like not do this.
	Because I gave you some examples.
	Like that does sometimes happen.
	And that would be a lot.
	That would be awesome.
	Because it really seems to me like they want this.
	They're really, really like doing everything they can.
	They're doing all the classic pre-war signals, guys.
	I already lived through one and I was a kid when it started.
	And I'm just, I know, I realize how, like, am I this old?
	Are we at this point now?
	Just in case there's anybody that's listening that's like 20 because they won't fucking have any memories of this.
	And this is important to know.
	I remember living through the first one, you know, that September 11th, Afghanistan, Iraq, the whole thing.
	And they're doing the same shit, you know, vilify them.
	President Hussein became Saddam Hussein, became no, President Hussein became Mr. Hussein, became Saddam Hussein.
	They choose, they do these kinds of things on purpose.
	President Hussein shows, like, denotes respect.
	He's a president.
	You have a different image of him in your head.
	President Hussein of Iraq, of the country of Iraq.
	Then it became Mr. Hussein.
	So it's like, I was president.
	Now I'm just Mr. Hussein.
	And then eventually it became Saddam Hussein.
	And the music changed.
	They had these elaborate.
	They turned this president of another country, which is what he was.
	He was a piece of shit, obviously.
	But he was still a president of another country that had nothing to do with you.
	And they basically brainwashed everyone into hating him like he was a fucking Superman villain.
	Saddam Hussein, Osaba bin Laden.
	Like, it was so ridiculous and preposterous.
	Like, you're telling me this asshole with his cave guys and some stolen laptops out foxed the whole fucking Western military establishment?
	Give me a fucking break.
	This is pro wrestling.
	This is horseshit.
	How the fuck did this happen, really?
	What's the real story here?
	No, it was Saddam Hussein.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Buddy, I was in the military for 14 and a half years.
	No, he fucked.
	Come on, buddy.
	The amount of layers of security to protect against things like that are so extreme.
	That's preposterous.
	The whole thing is insane.
	You know, when you look at it, it seems as though there was some meddling.
	So that's not good.
	And oh, well, we went and did it anyway because the chemical weapon, it was all a lie.
	There was no chemical.
	It was just an excuse to get you to do what they wanted to do.
	I want to go fucking kill these people and get stuff.
	They looted the vaults of gold, tons and tons of gold they looted from Iraq.
	Nobody knows where that went.
	They looted the museums, like ancient, ancient, ancient valuable artifacts.
	I mean, shit from Babylonian times were in the Iraqi museums.
	Gone, disappeared, someone stole them.
	Does that not...
	Isn't that interesting?
	Or someone, at the very least, took advantage of the situation.
	So they demonize the people you want.
	They don't talk about, you know, they call him Vladimir Putin.
	They don't say Mr. Putin or President Putin.
	He's a super villain.
	Right?
	It's all the same shit they've always done.
	They're making you hate these people and be afraid of them so that you'll go along with whatever they want you to do.
	And it's like.
	Who asked you?
	Wait a minute.
	Why the fuck?
	Like, this is between you guys.
	When you really think about it, what the fuck problem do I have with anybody in Russia or any of us or any of these countries?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	That's like some asshole getting in a fight downtown and then running to your house and he's like rich and powerful and you gotta help me.
	You gotta go fight for me.
	You gotta fight these people downtown for me.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	That sounds like a you problem, buddy.
	I don't care.
	Like, dude, get, leave me the fuck out of it.
	You wanna go, you wanna go fucking fight these people to the death?
	You go do that.
	I'm not fucking going.
	What are you talking about, Ukraine?
	Fucking you, get the fuck out of here with that.
	Oh, they're gonna rob my convenience store.
	I don't give a shit.
	I'm not going downtown to fight an angry mob to the death, potentially, because someone's robbing your store.
	You go fucking deal with it.
	I don't care.
	Oh, they're gonna get you next.
	I don't see why they would.
	I'd have nothing to do with, you know?
	It's crazy what we let these people get away with.
	Oh, you got the Russians.
	Oh, come off it.
	You guys do so much shit to them.
	Like, obviously they're pissed off.
	It's like, you literally went to a bear's nest, poked it in the eye until it got up and chased you.
	It's chasing you out of the forest.
	You're like, help someone kill that bear.
	I say, you go fight the bear.
	Imagine if the bear was like, I only want leader.
	Let me kill him and we can coexist.
	I'd be like, I'm willing to consider that.
	You know, hey, am I on Team Bear?
	Fuck him.
	He's a thief and a liar.
	He killed my auntie.
	He did.
	He touched me when I was a little girl.
	Kill him and let them...
	You know what I mean?
	It's crazy.
	And the conspiracies, because I'm one of these people too, but I like to entertain all kinds of different angles.
	Like, what could be the real truth?
	Who really knows?
	You know, it's all a conspiracy.
	It's this or that.
	Or it's just incompetence or some, you know, it's just be a perfect storm of craziness.
	And they are.
	They're liars.
	They're thieves.
	They're bad people and they're corrupt.
	And they've been doing it a long time.
	They got lazy.
	They got complacent.
	And they found themselves in a position where they're being outfoxed by other people.
	And now they're reacting badly because they don't know what the fuck to do because they've caught themselves in a trap because they're fucking stupid.
	That's entirely possible.
	So all I'm saying is, I'd rather avoid World War III because again, I'm an insane person because I think mass death and destruction of civilizations is overall net negative for all of us.
	Yeah, I'm not looking forward to that.
	So, you know, you're going to have to do a way better job of convincing people than this because this is preposterous.
	But you know what?
	They've done it before.
	They could do it again.
	It's crazy that people are going to go along with this.
	I'm not.
	Fuck that.
	They're ridiculous.
	I'm not going to, you know, taint the...
	I'm not going to, you know, taint the...
	And then when it's over, and it's like, there was people that, like, we tried to stop them.
	And look what happened.
	That's so fucked up.
	They're like, oh, those damn Russians are like, no, you did this.
	You went, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine.
	You jumped on a bandwagon of, like, listen to me.
	You fucked up.
	You jumped onto a bandwagon of hatred that you didn't understand at all.
	Someone came by with a bandwagon and said, hey, let's come hate these people together.
	And you're like, yeah, fuck them.
	Because they just told you some stories.
	You left town with the Pied Piper.
	Do you understand?
	You deserve it.
	That's Earth.
	That's nature.
	That's how it works.
	They're predators and they fucking...
	Yeah, you cheerleaded us into a fucking massive war and now a ton of people are dead.
	And I remember your Facebook posts and your tweets and all of that shit and how fucking your giant Ukrainian flag outside your house.
	You don't even speak a word.
	You couldn't name a city in Ukraine if it's your life depended on it.
	You'd have no idea.
	And now you're walking around like those damn.
	No, man, you did this.
	You're part of the fucking problem.
	If more of you people could see what was happening and asked a question for once in your life, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
	Maybe we'd still have a fucking power plant.
	You know, maybe, maybe a ton of people we know wouldn't be dead.
	Let's avoid that.
	The fact we even have to agree on this, that this is an argument, that this is even an argument for people.
	It blows my mind.
	That I can say, hey, let's not have World War III.
	And there's people going, boo, are you fucking crazy?
	You might as well vote to do brain surgery on yourself.
	That's how likely you are to, you know, escape this situation unhurt.
	Do brain surgery on yourself.
	That's the same odds as let's fight a world war against the, you know, the triumvirate of Russia, Iran, and China.
	And then other countries are going to shake out where they, you know, Pakistan's probably going to decide to them, gonna be honest.
	They've got nukes too.
	It could get real crazy real fast.
	And you're just like, I'm willing to risk it.
	I'll be fine.
	No, you're not.
	In fact, it's extremely unlikely you're not going to be fine.
	It's almost certain death is what I'm saying.
	Like, that's a really stupid idea.
	Don't do that.
	Ah, fuck it.
	Into the head.
	He's drilling into his own head.
	Well, we tried.
	You know, what can you do?
	He really wanted to drill his own head in.
	I don't know.
	Blue Taco says a bunch of dudes jacked on cocaine and pre-workout, smashing pierce and doing shots of rebel whiskey.
	Getting in fights with moose and saying bad things about ham legs.
	Mr. Speaker, we need to stop them.
	Those damn veterans are the worst.
	Short log says, ah, the shacks.
	I remember that awkward moment.
	Meeting the love of my life in a club at a new posting.
	Meeting her, getting drunk with the boys, and seeing her scurrying out of a buddy's room.
	Oh no you didn't!
	Ah!
	Woohoohoohoohoohoo!
	You married a bad girl.
	Good for you.
	Hey, you know, you got to be equal rights.
	You know what I mean?
	T-Vora says, at least dudes have something in between their legs that means something now.
	Clean sperm.
	I saw that study.
	Apparently there could be some complications with fertility in the future.
	And if you've been, if you've been the needle slot, we've advised you not to.
	If you're a needle slot, you might get the needle AIDS and you don't want that.
	That's very bad.
	So try to avoid that.
	If you have, I'm praying for you.
	I don't know what to do.
	Hopefully something changes.
	This is a fucking crazy scenario.
	In what fucking timeline am I even doing what I'm doing?
	What is this?
	What is going on?
	We need more.
	Fuck, that is a good drink.
	Oh my God.
	I've only had like two inches because I dare not drink.
	This is how slow you have to drink these if you want to retain any amount of sanity.
	If you like really hammer a Phillips blood drink, you're Fucking already halfway to making life-changing mistakes.
	This is not a challenge.
	This is not a competition.
	Do not do that.
	This is a warning.
	This is like when- this is like when-when Johnny Depp says, I personally, I wouldn't like to really start my day with cocaine.
	There's more healthier ways.
	But I mean, I've done it.
	Hello.
	Mr. Depp, isn't it true you do cocaine for breakfast?
	Um, on uh occasion.
	And isn't it also true that you rarely know what day it is and if you're even wearing clothes?
	I did notice I had clothes on today.
	It was very.
	I thought this was good.
	Going in the right direction.
	You can fucking say whatever you want.
	Johnny Depp is fucking hilarious.
	He's a character, right?
	The world would be less interesting if Johnny Depp didn't exist, right?
	Those are the things you have to appreciate.
	You're like, he's a fucking, he's this, he's that.
	It's like, yeah, but he's.
	It's a story of a human being's life, which is fucking insane.
	It's like the extremes of being alive.
	The shit this guy does.
	He's also a rock star now, too.
	Like, what the fuck is he?
	Oh my god.
	You literally can't imagine being him.
	So I'm fascinated by people like that to see their answers to things and how they deal with stuff.
	It's like, man, like, he's coming.
	He lives in a completely different universe than we do.
	So weird and so fucking, life is so strange and everybody has such a unique and interesting story.
	What's eating Gilbert Grape?
	Yeah, Leo DiCaprio is great too.
	CRJ says these pieces of shit are saving dog shit, babies, and tampons for James Topp.
	Yes, I have read that.
	If Twitter reading is to be taken at face value, record everything.
	Also good advice.
	Your phone is your best friend and your best weapon and your best defense.
	And that's unfortunately the universe that we're in where this is a sensitive time.
	You're going to want your phone if you're not doing anything fucked up.
	Like you're going to want that running and you're going to want somebody to get that if something fucked up happens.
	So then you can prove later that it was not.
	You had nothing to do with this because otherwise you could end up like fucking something silly could happen, go sideways, and you're sitting in a jail cell like the January 6th guys in the States for fucking two years before anybody even listened to what you have to say.
	Would be important.
	So, you know, keep it.
	Look out.
	You know, that being said, I mean, don't fucking freak out like it's the end of the world.
	Just be careful because, I mean, let's be honest, it's a we're in we're in an interesting time, interesting situation.
	Hillbilly Deluxe says, I don't want to die for a world leader dick measuring contest.
	Fuck that.
	It's not necessary.
	That's the whole point.
	This is not necessary.
	This is resolvable without killing anybody.
	This whole war was avoidable, and it happened not because the Russians invaded.
	It happened because our side kept provoking them and made the situation so that they had to.
	They had to invade, or it was going to get so much worse that it became unacceptable to them.
	It's like choosing to like, I'm going to choose to fight you rather than let you blockade Victoria Island because I don't want to risk starving my citizens.
	I'm willing to fight for their protection.
	So if you attempt to encircle, okay, you fucking did it now.
	All right, well, we're fighting then.
	And then they go, he attacked me.
	You literally started it.
	You walked right into his fucking house.
	You walked right up to his front door, man.
	You showed, this is like someone showing up on your front lawn.
	You know what I mean?
	Like someone, like this neighbor.
	Remember the neighbors that hate each other from earlier?
	I don't remember anything.
	Once this stream is over, I remember nothing.
	I have no idea.
	And people are like, remember when you talk about this?
	I'm like, nope.
	No idea.
	The neighbors from earlier.
	One of them has come to your house and is out there being like, come out here.
	You're like, well, this isn't good.
	You know, he came to your house, man.
	There wasn't, you know, the Russians and the Chinese weren't building bases in Mexico.
	You know what I mean?
	They weren't, you know, parking like hundreds of ships around the coast of the United States.
	Like, you didn't have to go through a U.S. Armada to get into L.A. Just, I'm just saying.
	Can you not understand how you kind of fucking caused this problem?
	Antagonizing these people so much?
	And then, I mean, fuck, what did you think was going to happen?
	Fuck.
	It's so like.
	And you know what I think it is?
	Computing.
	You know what I think it is?
	Is that it's like it's what we deserve almost because we allowed the shittiest, the slimiest, the biggest liars, just they're bad people.
	Like we know, not every single person, but the majority of the people in charge of anything important, most times they're not a good person.
	They're a piece of shit because they got there somehow and it's never, usually never good.
	And it only gets worse the higher you go, the harder they tried and the fucking shittier they became.
	So you have the power structure run by these people who are just like that.
	And they can't believe that it's even possible to have a human conversation with someone that's your adversary and have, and come to like some way where we don't fucking kill each other.
	Their brains don't even work that way.
	So you have a bunch of lying, thieving bastards that are incapable of believing that anyone could possibly ever just want to chill the fuck out.
	Like they don't, they don't work that way.
	So they're just going to go all the way.
	They're just going to keep going.
	Like they're these unlaughing, unmusic appreciating robots.
	They're crazy.
	It's like, what did you think?
	Look how incompetent they are with everything else.
	And now they're being, you know, in a situation where they can't handle the BLM, Antifa, Patriot Front situation.
	Like, that's like, oh, man, there's so much crazy division in America.
	Like, we can't quite figure that out.
	But let's fight A national, let's fight a global war against dude.
	You're not in good shape to fucking be doing this.
	That's like someone with a severe heroin problem is like, I'm going to go try out for the WWE.
	No, no, no, no, no, Lenny.
	You're not doing that.
	You're not.
	I could be a wrestler.
	You're 127 pounds.
	You look at Kirk Cobain at the end.
	You're not playing football.
	You'll die.
	I can do it.
	You really can't.
	You're not in good shape.
	This is not the time to be fucking with people, man.
	I'm telling you.
	And you know what?
	Other people are going to be hurt by your decisions.
	I'd really reconsider if I were you.
	And drop the hero would be great.
	But, you know, fentanyl is cheap and it comes from China.
	Everybody's getting paid.
	What else is going on?
	There's so much crazy shit going on.
	I didn't even touch most of this.
	This whole war idea is completely bananas and insane to me.
	And they're still doing it.
	Look.
	Zelensky says Russian attacks to intensify during EU summit as Moscow claims Calibur strike killed 50 officers and generals.
	I don't care.
	No one cares.
	Why is Ben Stiller flying over there?
	Really?
	Really?
	See you next time.
	Thank you.
	Why should we care?
	This is ridiculous.
	And we know you're disingenuous.
	It's so dishonest.
	And this, like, for people that are actually trying to be intellectually honest here, it's dishonest.
	They don't care about people getting killed in wars, buddy.
	We've been killing people and fighting wars for 20 years.
	What the Russians are doing is the same things that we did for 20 years.
	Do you really want to be ruled by massive hypocrites like that that are that loose with morality?
	These people shouldn't be in charge of anything.
	Who are they to call shots about anything like this?
	And they want us to go fight to the death, and they're not going to be the ones that go.
	You think the prime minister or the, you know, none of these, these premium, all these, these people that are like, oh, we want to stand with Ukraine.
	Are you fucking going?
	Where's your, you signing up, dude?
	Ah, you can't stand there because what your words are doing are supporting a cause of momentum of an idea that they want to culminate in the Western world taking the side of the Ukraine militarily and fighting a fucking war with Russia, China, and Iran, and probably Pakistan.
	Did your brain work at all, dude?
	Do you know where this leads?
	Do you know where this goes?
	You know, this train is going.
	That wagon you got on, here it goes.
	It goes to fucktown.
	It goes to downtown fucktown.
	That's where you're going.
	And I'm trying to stop you, and you're calling me a Nazi.
	Like, look at this nonsense.
	He really did.
	There's the clip right there.
	Ben Stiller goes to meet the president of Ukraine.
	And he calls him his hero.
	In what universe...
	It's a great honor for me, and nice to see you.
	Um...
	sigh
	What is this war?
	What is going on?
	How does...
	Because the United States is quarterbacking this side of it.
	Unless this is completely all...
	It's all theater.
	That's possible, too.
	They feel comfortable enough to send A-list celebrities like Ben Stiller to a fucking war zone to meet the top target of the people they're fighting.
	The person that's most, that has the most people trying to figure out how to kill him is that guy right there that you're standing next to.
	So like a bomb, anything could happen.
	They don't give a fuck about you.
	They'll kill you anyway.
	They don't give a shit.
	And you're just like, yeah, we'll just go chill out with that guy.
	It's like the most wanted man in the world.
	That's like knowing that the American CIA is hunting Pablo Eskbar and he's like, hey, you want to hang out with me for a while?
	And you'd be like, no, I'm good, buddy.
	Good luck with everything.
	I mean, you know, but I just, you know, I'm going to.
	I mean, every second house you get stayed at gets, you know, shot up and blown up and everything.
	Like, I know, I'm not, I'm not, no, I'm okay.
	But yet, this is, there's just celebrity after celebrity after celebrity coming in here.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Is this even, I bet this isn't even in, so maybe that's what it is.
	I bet this isn't even in Ukraine.
	I bet this is a U.S.-controlled facility somewhere to make to look like Ukraine that's in Poland.
	That's what I think this is.
	I don't think that fucking guy is anywhere near that country.
	They would have got him a long time ago.
	As soon as this started, he wasn't in that country.
	I bet you.
	And they've got these little, the CIA is very good at this kind of thing.
	This way, they can make him look like a hero.
	They can keep him safe and alive.
	He's a sympathetic character.
	And he goes on these crybaby tours about, oh, we need more guns and money.
	You've got more guns and money than anybody in history, but you need more.
	And, you know, they want to know, basically declare war on Russia to save me.
	What?
	You want me to kill myself to save you?
	I don't even know you.
	It's very strange.
	It's very odd.
	They're keeping him alive as like a propaganda tool and just hold.
	I don't know.
	It's weird.
	But I can't see people like that, celebrities, just like, oh, yeah, just send him to fucking Kiev.
	It's fine.
	Like, what?
	Dude, are you fucking serious?
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Unless he's not in Kiev, unless he's in Warsaw.
	You know, at a CIA soundstage somewhere.
	Because, you know, this isn't crazy nonsense talk.
	The CIA literally does control Hollywood.
	That's a fact.
	They've got people everywhere.
	It's basically Hollywood is like a subcompany of the CIA.
	Like it's a good company to think of.
	I don't know, like Bell Alliance or Rogers, like a really, like a big multinational, like really powerful company.
	And it's like a store and a shop can look like something else.
	Gas stations, for example.
	It's like, who owns this?
	Oh, fucking, you know, so-and-so.
	Like, oh, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Big empire.
	You know?
	It's really hard to know what's going on.
	I can't imagine They would just send people like that to a fucking dangerous zone.
	So, wherever they are, there's very little risk of anything going wrong, is what I'm saying.
	So, if that's in Kiev, that's very strange.
	That's incredibly strange that, like, heads of state of essentially enemy countries are exposing themselves this close to very likely saboteurs, spies, assassins, all kinds of anything could happen, right?
	You're right.
	They're nearby.
	They're within arm's reach, buddy.
	And they're just like, oh, that's fine.
	I find that very unlikely.
	I find that they don't have the balls.
	These people, like the prime minister of Canada, couldn't even bother to come out and face this convoy.
	It was too scary to hide in a basement, not show his face anywhere.
	But he's going to go within, you know, fucking 200 kilometers of the Russian army and throw shade at them while hanging out with their number one target.
	Like, I don't know what that.
	I feel like that's not even.
	I bet they're in Poland or Germany, maybe.
	I don't know.
	Or maybe just real, real, real Western Ukraine.
	I don't know, but the whole thing's very strange.
	It's hard to know what the fuck is going on.
	And they're doing stuff like this.
	The top opposition parties banned from politics.
	The court in Ukraine ordered the assets, the country's leading Eurosceptic party, transferred to the state.
	Well, you just make your political opposition illegal.
	That's what every authoritarian power structure always does.
	Because eventually it becomes, it doesn't believe in like honor and integrity or things like that.
	They don't believe in these things.
	They only believe in winning at all costs.
	I think they just, they're not the same kind of people as us, I guess.
	They don't care about things like integrity or honor.
	They'll do whatever it takes to win.
	And they don't see a problem with anything like this.
	Whereas decent people would be like, that's too far.
	That's crazy.
	Why would you do that?
	But in the good news pile, like I said, I wouldn't quite call this good news just yet.
	But as I said, Dinesh D'Souza has tweeted that his film, The 2000 Mules, was screened at the Texas, I talked to this earlier, Republicans convention.
	And yeah, they're like, okay, he's not the president.
	They officially don't recognize the president as the president.
	That's a pretty big development.
	They're not laying down, like, there's going to be a showdown here.
	Like, this is where we're progressing towards things have only gotten, I mean, pattern recognition.
	The last two, three years, would you honestly sit there and just, you know, do you think things are better or worse?
	More volatile or less?
	Crazier or more sane?
	Like more stable or more unstable?
	It's obviously trending in one direction.
	So there's every reason to believe it's going to continue until the trajectory changes, until things start happening to suggest the opposite.
	That's how it seems it's going to be, you know.
	And then you've got stuff like this happen.
	Now there's equally strong statements happening by the other side.
	That's crazy.
	That's quite the thing to say.
	We don't believe he's a president.
	And then in France, you have Le Pen's right-wing, evil neo-Nazi party is in third place now.
	Similar to the story about the AFD in Germany, they started with nothing, like a very small, tiny, and it took time and it took a while.
	But the more mistakes and crazy stuff that the establishment does, it fuels these people because they're like, I don't want to be on your boat anymore, man.
	What's this last time?
	It's the best boat.
	You want to be on the boat.
	No, it sucks.
	It's shitty.
	I want to try their boat because this one I know for sure is garbage.
	I'm going to go listen.
	I'm going to see what their boat's like for a while.
	And then they go over to the other boat and they're like, this boat makes way more fucking sense.
	And it seems like we're going to drown either way, but I'd at least rather drown with sane people on the decent boat that makes sense and not over there with crazy, you know, pantsless, no-shirt monkey pilot guy with a knife.
	I don't want to be on that boat.
	Plane, whatever.
	There is a momentum.
	There's a response momentum happening because these people shouldn't be getting more powerful.
	They should be getting less powerful, but they're not.
	The enemies of the control mechanism machine are becoming more powerful, not less.
	That's interesting.
	Are they becoming more powerful faster in time to do anything?
	Are they going to be able to?
	I don't know.
	But there is a lot of people starting to have a real serious problem with the way things are being done around here.
	And like, you know, I said before, these giant scams, if there's a certain percentage, maybe, if it's so many people out of so many people see a pattern, see a problem, they go, you know, especially if it physically affects them.
	Like I ended up in a fucking bullshit war doing nonsense.
	So obviously I'm going to have questions about that for the rest of my life.
	And I asked him and I looked and I dug and I've got to a place where I was like, I think I feel satisfied with the answer.
	And I don't like these answers.
	Because somebody lied to me.
	I got lied to.
	I don't like that.
	I don't like going to deadly situations on lies.
	That really fucking pissed me off.
	I really didn't like that.
	That really made me upset.
	So when you do this to not just, you know, how many people really were involved in that?
	A couple million in the U.S., a few, you know, 50,000 in Canada, you know, whatever.
	A tiny percentage of the population, right?
	Just the war.
	Like, unless you were there personally or you were a family member or a real close friend of one of these people and saw like what happened to the aftermath, you weren't really affected by it.
	The war and the aftermath and the veteran, the whole thing happened for those people on television.
	It happened in movies.
	They have no real world experience with what actually fucking happened at all.
	They exist.
	Everything they know came from this, came from the box and the people on it.
	They have no idea of what actually happened because they weren't there.
	That's the old, it's a cliche, but it's true.
	The Vietnam guys, you weren't there, man.
	You don't know what happened.
	I do because I was fucking there.
	And you're listening to people who weren't there tell you about what happened.
	Who do you believe?
	You should believe the person that was there versus the person that was not almost all of the time.
	You know what I mean?
	is it really that complicated?
	But there wasn't that many.
	I mean, there's small portions.
	But this time, they've pulled this crazy, insane scam.
	You know, and it's affected so many people in so many different ways.
	Their employment, their jobs, their educations, being separated from their families, their loved ones, marriages and families were torn apart.
	Lines of division were drawn across neighborhoods and families and workplaces and parents and children and brothers and sisters.
	And some people got sick and some people died and some people went crazy and some people committed suicide.
	And a lot of bad shit happened to a lot of people over the last couple of years.
	So I guess what I'm saying is the potential, the percentage of people like me that go, I'm pretty upset about what the fuck just happened.
	I'm going to find out why.
	It's going to grow exponentially and you're going to piss off way too many fucking people.
	Then what happens?
	I don't know, but I would imagine that's where they're coming from.
	What is fueling the growth of the Nazis?
	They're not...
	You can't do this to people and not have...
	So the more you attack and the more you screw with, the more of them will see that the boat sucks and leave.
	And eventually this one will be bigger than yours.
	But if it's bigger fast enough, I don't know.
	Does any of that make sense?
	But hey, you know, things like that were never going to happen.
	And then they're happened.
	And then third place today, first place tomorrow, man, that's serious.
	The French president lost his majority in the National Assembly after a night, which saw stunning gains for right-wing populist Maureen Le Pen.
	Le Pen in her national rally turned eight parliamentary seats into 88. Hilarious, the irony.
	Into a whopping 88 while Macron's ensemble was reduced to 245, well short of the 289 to form a working majority.
	8 to 88. That's a big jump.
	It's a big jump, which suggests that people are growing upset with the way that the current status quo is going.
	The trend being they're getting stronger and you're getting weaker.
	That's good.
	That's good news.
	That also appears to be happening in the United States as well.
	More people are bleeding support over to the right wing and less on the left.
	They're getting stronger and the establishment is getting weaker.
	And in this environment, it keeps projecting strength because that's the Sun Tzu R to War.
	That's what you do.
	When you're weak, when your enemy's weak, they project strength.
	Don't invite them to attack you.
	Do you think they're going to admit if they're getting their asses kicked and they're panicking and they don't know what to do?
	Of course not.
	Dude, they called martial law over some trucks and bouncy castles and shit.
	And they're like, they're coming to kill us all.
	They're so terrified and they're terrified because they're not living in reality.
	Or they are living in reality rather.
	They know what they did.
	And they know that people are figuring it out.
	That's not that scary.
	So they're trying everything.
	We're going to censor the internet, shut people down, put them in jail.
	Stop all.
	Nope, nope.
	It's fucked.
	They're all in, dude.
	Imagine what happens if too many people figure out what's going on, how much thieving and lying and bullshit has been going on and all the people it's affected and what it costs them, what the decisions and the evil and the malice in some cases and the selfishness and the greed, all of the negative, all the worst, all the worst parts of the worst people of our society.
	When they see what that has done to them, them personally, their friends, their family, their communities, they are going to fucking lose their minds.
	And you got it.
	So if you're on the other side, you got to stop that from getting out because if it does, you're fucked.
	So now you see this mad scramble for the finish line.
	It's like first one that gets there gets the gun.
	And now it's full-blown fucking sprint mode.
	They're fucking going for it.
	And, you know, there's more people involved in the, in the, I don't know what you would call it, the struggle?
	All it needs is enough people to know what's going on.
	If 10 people are presented the information and one or two of them or three of them, whatever the percentage is, goes interesting and goes with it, just keep giving it to 10 new people every day.
	There's three, six, nine, 12, you know, 15, 18, right?
	And then each person does that, does that to another.
	It becomes exponentially.
	It's like a virus.
	They can't really, once the, basically what I'm saying is it's a rapidly, like we are the virus, you know, according from their perspective.
	Cats out of the bag.
	Too many people know too much.
	It's too, it's fucking, it's over.
	Like we're talking amputation now or death.
	It's just gotten serious.
	This has become a serious situation.
	So, you know, keep your fucking eyes open for God's sakes.
	Be careful.
	And stay away from...
	sigh
	Thank you.
	People want to do crazy shit because it's not going to work.
	First of all.
	First of all.
	A bunch of Yahoos with fucking no experience.
	And they're not overthrown shit.
	Best case scenario, a bunch of people get arrested and nobody dies.
	That's the best case scenario of what they're doing.
	Worst case scenario is a bunch of people die and some people still get arrested and go to prison forever anyway.
	So best case scenario really sucks and then it just goes downhill from there.
	Okay.
	This is not a good, this is not a winning strategy.
	This is a fucking terrible idea.
	Do not get involved with that.
	That is absolutely suicidally stupid.
	There is a, there is a zero like, and I'm not saying, I'm not, I'm not saying I do not support what they're doing very clearly as a thought experiment.
	You know, if somebody presents you an idea and you look at it and you assess it as having a fucking 0% chance of success, why would you entertain it any further?
	Beyond like moral implications and, oh, it's wrong.
	It's like that, that doesn't matter.
	None of that matters.
	It would never work.
	It's impossible.
	Don't even, what are you doing?
	You have no idea what you're doing.
	You want to do brain surgery on yourself.
	We already covered this.
	You're not going to do brain surgery on yourself.
	You can't even fix a splint.
	You don't know what you're doing.
	Stop before you hurt yourself.
	Or, you know, be another fucking sad chapter in the history of human stupidity.
	I guess.
	Broken Pike24, what's up, man?
	He says, I have not talked to any of my siblings in 20 months.
	I am persona non-jab.
	Do you see what I mean?
	That's deeply upsetting to people.
	Like, you've fucked with their families, man.
	And that's what I'm saying.
	It needs.
	For someone to change what they're doing, like animals, like anything else, like this is how you train dogs and shit, right?
	You need a negative stimuli or a positive one to coach you to do something or not do something.
	Otherwise, you're just going to keep doing the same shit you've always done.
	Once you've reached contentment, you're like, yeah.
	Sometimes people take a prompting.
	And you run into a situation in your life because you've been following the rules and doing what they say.
	And like Frank Zappa said, he's like, if you're too smart, if you're smart enough to just work the machines, but too dumb to know what's going on, you're going to have a happy life.
	Because you're too ignorant.
	You don't know.
	Ignorance literally is bliss.
	That is not a...
	When I grew up, I thought it was a good thing because it sounds good.
	You know, you hear your mom and my grandmother saying this, you know, ignorance is bliss.
	And I'd be like, yeah, it is.
	And I never really know what it meant, what it meant, but it's a cynical phrase.
	It means, I wish I didn't know what the fuck I do know because now I'm tormented with it.
	Like, oh, that's a dark saying.
	Ignorance is bliss.
	You know, it's like, do you want to know what's going on or do you want to be happy?
	Oh, okay, the devil.
	Who offers you that kind of deal?
	What am I the fucking guy from fucking, what's that, Stephen King?
	He needful things now?
	Did that have a theme song?
	Okay, the devil.
	Is this the theme?
	The theme is the theme.
	Yeah, here we go.
	Ever see this movie?
	Stephen King movie?
	The devil moves into town.
	He starts selling people cursed objects and ruining their life?
	Hello, son.
	Would you really like to know what's happening in the world?
	I will tell you.
	But it will come at the cost of your eternal happiness.
	No!
	It's fucked.
	Yeah, let's not watch Needful Things.
	It's fucked up.
	Fuck him.
	Okay, the devil.
	It's so fucked.
	Got so many ads popping up here.
	Michael of Conqueror says, Big Red just tuned in a few minutes ago.
	How are you doing?
	The voice last time was absolutely priceless.
	Jesse, Arnold, and Walken, you're very entertaining, buddy.
	What kind of voices are you thinking tonight?
	God bless you and Morgan.
	Jesus is king.
	I did British deputant guy earlier.
	Oh, well, I don't know about that.
	Perhaps we should invade Russia.
	We'll kill their people and then, thus, having starved them and bombed them and shot and destroyed their cities and towns, then only then will they know to kneel to the British Empire and things will simply return to normal.
	Is that what you really fucking believe?
	Sergei, they have destroyed the town of Ivankovius Nidmebnistok.
	What are we going to do, Igor?
	Listen very carefully.
	If there is one thing that Grandfather has teaches, over all the years in the wars, the one thing that kept him going to destroy the ultimately disfeat the officius in Beatle was the eternal burning hatred in the memory of his own people being unjustly destroyed in the wars they did not ask for.
	What are we going to do, Signor?
	We will kill them all.
	No!
	This is a dark time.
	It's a scary time.
	CRJ says, Hell's Kitchen Bar with Raging Red Gordon Ramsey.
	So you need two of these, you need one of those, and all of that.
	Did I get rid of that other beer?
	Where did it go?
	I did.
	Like, where did the can physically go?
	What?
	Oh, okay.
	It was destroyed.
	Very well.
	I thought I had gone insane.
	Far says, take your kids five or older to events.
	They will destroy all enemies, police, antiva, and so on.
	My two girls love them.
	Did a great job last weekend.
	Oh, well, I know.
	I know.
	It's good for kids to see that kind of thing, but I'm serious, man.
	This one's got a different vibe around this one.
	I don't know about this one.
	Keep an eye out.
	Dan the Raging Canadian says Raging Sunrise.
	Nope.
	Phillips Blood.
	Same thing.
	Maybe that's what we're doing.
	Help me Deluxe says the drink's name is Agent Orange.
	Not bad.
	Karen Kansler, them NATO fellas sound like accelerationists.
	Very much so, don't they?
	Don't they really?
	Haley Lonigan says, Sorry, I'm late quicktub had me doing burpees.
	Good for both of you.
	Very positive.
	Friends keep friends, you know, fat-shamed.
	They don't want to see your friends become out of shape and gross and like, oh, come on.
	Come on, you asshole, do some push-ups, or I'm never going to fucking drink with you again, you bitch.
	And then you do it, and then you undo all of the hard work by drinking anyway.
	But the important thing is you hold each other accountable.
	And I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
	It doesn't matter.
	We need to ramp this up.
	Knight Rider 3 says, under Philip's hoof, the autobiography.
	Coming to a bookstore near you under Philip's hoof.
	That's my version of the story.
	I'm like a battered woman.
	He's on the run in a white Broncol, you know.
	Short Long says, he says, reference looting.
	They don't know where Gaddafi's gold went.
	Nice rabbit hole there.
	Again, another country looted of all of its gold.
	Is that not strange?
	I find it so.
	Anastasia411 says, I've missed you guys so much.
	I listened to the podcast on Spotify, do the work schedule.
	And of course, the show is amazing, but it's a community that's so wonderful.
	Thank you for reminding me of that.
	And I really am proud of you.
	I mean, I'm just like, I'm happy you guys exist because it kind of restores my faith in a little bit.
	A little bit.
	Not much, but a tiny bit.
	And there's a page here on Telegram that one of the guys threw together.
	It's the DAG's Unsung Heroes.
	It's only a few hundred subscribers in there, but there's all these great stories of how you guys have helped each other and things you've done for each other.
	And it's fucking incredible to see.
	And it's, you know, you guys are awesome.
	Thank you very much for, you know, making that and contributing to that.
	And just know that, you know, it's a simple little thing, but, you know, that made me feel really good to see you guys, you know, doing that for each other.
	And I meet other people.
	And it gives you hope.
	It gives you like we're out there.
	And they're good people.
	And we will fucking help you, man.
	That is a great reputation to have.
	And that's how we win.
	This is what the guys believe at V4F.
	And I'm like, I'm willing to give this a shot because long term, like we can, we can win this way.
	They'll keep throwing trash around and we can just keep picking it up.
	And by reputation alone, very quickly, especially, you know, people are going to figure out who the good people are and who the bad ones are.
	And we're going to fucking overwhelm them.
	There's just going to be way too many of us.
	And people are just not going to be having it anymore.
	All you have to do is literally just be the good guy.
	That's all you have to.
	That's literally all you have to do.
	It's funny because they make it seem like it's hard.
	Just be the good guy.
	That's it.
	And you'll help other people and you can inspire other people.
	And then in that way, we all make our individual contribution to this united stance of we're not going to, this world is fucked.
	This is bad shit you people are doing.
	We're not doing it.
	And, you know, I know you guys have my back and I have yours and everybody else in between.
	At least, at the very least, if we do that, we'll at least give it a shot.
	Do you imagine going through this by yourself without anybody?
	Without any, you know?
	I probably would have went fucking crazy a while ago.
	You know what I mean?
	And it's not just us.
	This is happening.
	This is a natural human instinct.
	There's little groups all over the place of people like congregating together that go, yeah, it's normal.
	And eventually those ones will all kind of link up together and they'll just, eventually, it's just going to keep growing and getting bigger and bigger.
	And nature will take its course because bad things are being done and good people are noticing and it takes time.
	It doesn't happen overnight.
	It's not something that just, you know, as much as we want it to.
	That's just, sorry, that's the way of the world.
	The world has patterns and trends and they take a long time to change, like 100 years, 200 years.
	We're coming towards the end of one and it's anybody's ballgame.
	I mean, this could go, I think we're going to be dealing with this, with this shit for the next 10 years at least, if not more.
	This is the life we inherited.
	This is the situation we found ourselves in.
	And this is the world we're in.
	So take it or leave it.
	And this is what we're doing.
	And thank you guys very much for being here.
	And I think it's ours to lose, really.
	Godzilla Unchained says, June 20 is the birthday of the Congressional Medal of Honor Awardee and most decorated soldier of World War II, 2nd Lieutenant Audi Murphy.
	He died at age 45, but will live forever in solid hero history.
	Little tiny guy, wouldn't assume much of him, pull off quite the fucking couple of feats there in World War II.
	You know, hard is everything.
	You can achieve quite a lot if you're willing to die for it.
	If you're willing to die for what you're doing, you'll be fucking surprised.
	The people that commit to that mindset and that mentality, how far they can go and push themselves, they appear like superheroes.
	And the superhero power is, I don't care if I die because this is more important.
	If you reach that level, you're going to never, you're definitely going to succeed.
	If you honestly achieve that, you are definitely going to succeed at whatever it is you're trying to do.
	If you're willing to die to get it done, you're either going to get there or you're going to die.
	That's the game.
	You don't get to those levels of success if you're just like, I'm just going to timidly try to play it safe.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	That's not how life works.
	Nope.
	You want to get things done?
	You're going to have to leave things on the table.
	There's a trade here.
	There's a give and take.
	It's going to be pretty fucked up.
	You're going to have to get really intense with it.
	You're going to be scared.
	It's going to challenge you in ways.
	How much do you really believe and how much do you really want to do what you want to do?
	It's going to get harder and harder and harder and harder until either you succeed or you don't make it.
	That's the way diamonds are made.
	That's the way everything's made.
	That's the way they do these special forces selections.
	They put more and more pressure on you until either this guy's going to break or he's going to fucking not.
	And if he doesn't, that's what we're looking for.
	That's how it works.
	Live to fight and fight to live.
	It's good for you.
	Knight Rider 3 says, I hope I live long enough to see the first and only solar and wind-powered war.
	We'll be reinventing bows and arrows.
	I do not know what wars, you know, World War III will be fought, but I know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
	Albert Einstein said that.
	And that stuck with me my whole life, as everyone does, because it's clearly obvious what the answer is.
	What does that mean?
	You don't need to think about it.
	It means I don't know what the next war is going to be fought with, next big world war, but I know the one after that, there's not going to be anything left.
	It's going to destroy the planet.
	Yep, it will.
	Definitely will.
	And it's not going to use nukes.
	Do you know what first strike policy means?
	Just to make it clear how absolutely dangerous this is, there is, like I said, a script.
	There's a script that is written, and there's like different books with different colors, if it helps you imagine it.
	There's a red book, an orange book, a yellow book, a blue book, a purple, whatever.
	And each one, like I said, there's five of them.
	And it's like, these are the five most likely scenarios based on, you know, conditions A, which is like, this is where we are with the Russians.
	Like, oh, it's gotten serious.
	We're fighting another proxy war again.
	Like Vietnam, like Korea.
	Like, yep, we're fighting in Ukraine now.
	Okay, so we've moved up now.
	Now we've gotten closer.
	There's so many actions and paths and scenarios that they've already played out in war game that the Russians could take and the Chinese could take and so on.
	And for each one, there's already a playbook saying if they do this, we'll do that.
	If that happens, we'll do this.
	It's already pre-written.
	This is already done.
	So what I'm saying is if the conditions are met where the algorithms and the math, all the smart people in their countries have already made these decisions.
	And the way that you win these wars is by acting first.
	You shoot first.
	What did I say?
	Whoever shoots first wins almost always.
	So the point is, you have to find the point where if it reaches now, like whatever condition X, Y, Z, you start shooting and you don't ask.
	You just fucking do it because we've done the math.
	And if you wait longer than this, they will kill you.
	You have to shoot by, you know, whatever the time is on the clock.
	If it gets to midnight, you have to shoot or you're going to fucking die.
	That's the math we did.
	And those are the fucking folders and scenarios.
	When you see these guys walking with the briefcases, that's what's in there.
	And they're like fucking sealed up.
	They don't even know what they say.
	They have to break them open and go, says here, we fucking move the subs this way and we fucking fire the missiles.
	Yep.
	It says immediately, as soon as you read this, press the button.
	That's what it says.
	Like, there's not going to be a slow buildup and it's not going to be a Netflix movie.
	It would just be, man, Ukraine's getting really out of control.
	They already, like, conditions meant, you know, so many aircraft carriers moved in the wrong way.
	This sub went too far that way.
	Too many tanks showed up here.
	It triggered the fucking DEF CON level.
	Bing, bang, boom.
	We're nuclear war.
	Happens that fast.
	And you have to know, like, where, where, we don't know what the fuck's going on.
	Where are all the aircraft carriers?
	Where are all the self-bombers?
	Where is all?
	There could be people getting, I don't fucking know.
	But it's very clearly obvious that two parts of the world are fighting each other and people are getting killed in real time in big numbers.
	When things have escalated to this point, they don't normally go back unless there's a bigger resolution.
	Now, Vietnam didn't turn into World War III, but there was a concern that it could have.
	And that's because it was a proxy war.
	You weren't fighting Russia, you were fighting Vietnam.
	You weren't fighting China, you were fighting Vietnam.
	They were helping them, funding them, training them, giving them weapons like the Americans are doing now in Ukraine and everyone else in NATO.
	We weren't fighting them, but we were helping their enemies.
	So we were in a way, in a war already.
	But this time, the proxy war is against your main enemy.
	Like this is the boss fight.
	You understand?
	If you get in, you're not fighting Belarus.
	You're not fighting North Vietnam.
	You're not fighting Cambodia.
	You're fighting the Russian Federation.
	And that alliance can trigger.
	You're also now fighting the communist Chinese.
	And you're also fighting Iran.
	And it's all just boom, boom, boom.
	And that's it.
	Missiles away.
	It's on.
	Let the best man win.
	It's a fucking free-for-all.
	One o'clock, you're eating a sandwich, two o'clock, World War III, full-blown.
	There's people getting killed every second.
	It would be fucking crazy.
	It would be devastating.
	There'd be like 10 million people killed in the first hour.
	That's not my opinion.
	That's how it works.
	That's literally how World War III will go.
	That's not like, I don't have, is this in secret knowledge?
	This is all out there.
	It's like, yep, that's how it's, that's how it works.
	They bring two tanks, you bring four.
	They bring a rocket launcher, you bring five.
	They fire one, you shoot.
	It's just, there's always, it's done.
	So eventually there's going to be one of these wrong decisions that if they, if the Russians or the Chinese, like they're going to coax them to do something.
	And if they do it, then away we go.
	And vice versa.
	Like, it's a fucking crazy, dangerous game.
	And knowing that this is how it works, as they fucking should, as grown adults that are, you know, older and hopefully wiser and smarter than me, how the fuck do you know that that's how it works?
	And you're like, yeah, let's send all kinds of artillery and guns and money and shit to Ukraine.
	What are you doing?
	Why are you getting involved in this?
	Are you out of your mind?
	Why are you giving them a reason?
	Like, what is in this for us?
	Oh, nothing for you, but for me personally, there's lots of old.
	I'm part of the global elite establishment.
	Bass in the grass says Phillips blood.
	I think not, sir.
	I believe that that is the exact color of the fat sucked out of the depth.
	PRAAAAAT!
	Music by Ben Thede.
	The Phillips blood will sustain me.
	You won't win.
	You won't win this day.
	You're not taking this from me.
	I'm going to make it.
	We're all going to make it, but not you.
	You're kicked out.
	How dare you?
	Oh, pass in the grass.
	You guys are all working against me.
	Sergeant Bear says, you've had me laughing my ass off all night, bro, just saying thanks.
	Thank you, man.
	I'm glad you guys are here.
	I'm glad you enjoy it.
	That's why I do.
	I'm just trying to, you know, this is it.
	This is the whole point.
	And, you know, they're like, it's building a militia.
	It's just popular.
	People like to laugh and feel better.
	What the fuck can I say?
	What do you want me to fucking say to you, Cisis?
	Are you like sorry that I have a successful podcast?
	I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
	There's no weapon stashes or rocket.
	We're not training to send anistas down by the beach.
	You know, there's not suicide bombers getting rigged up in Saskatoon.
	Like, nothing.
	What are you doing?
	We're just a bunch of fucking people trying to survive and chill out and have a good time.
	That's it.
	But they're that scared because they know what they've done at some level.
	Some level of the government is like, you don't act this way.
	Why are you acting this way?
	Why are you acting so defensive and scared and jittery like everybody's trying to kill you?
	You know?
	Imagine you had a brother or an uncle or somebody and they're just really like, you know, anytime you're like Jesus.
	Like, why, why?
	You okay, man?
	You snuck up on me like that.
	Or you get up in the middle of the night to go get a drink and he's there at the kitchen table with a gun.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	What are you doing down here?
	What the fuck are you doing?
	You're like, whoa.
	Holy shit, Uncle Lenny.
	What are you doing?
	Calm down.
	Would you not go?
	I think there's something really wrong with him.
	He seems really stressed out.
	What did he do?
	That's my next question.
	What do you think he did that made him like that?
	Is somebody...
	Who is coming to kill you, Lenny?
	Why?
	Why are you acting like someone's trying to kill you?
	Because that's what it feels like the government's doing.
	We're just like, hey, can we talk common sense?
	And they're like, oh, no, we got to fucking, we got to fight to the end and put these people in prison and send them to cut their tongues out and take their guns and do all the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	There is a lot of people that are very upset, but you're reacting like there's a very serious and imminent threat to your existence, which is very confusing because I don't get that impression at all.
	You're acting very guilty to me.
	All I did was ask a question, and you freaked out.
	What did you do?
	Subcube says, just a shout out to all the unsung heroes of Dagalon.
	Right, Telegram.
	What's the page?
	If you guys want to go see it, t.me slash Dags Unsung Heroes, D-A-G-S unsung Heroes.
	It's there for your morale resource.
	I didn't make it.
	Somebody else did.
	This is another great thing.
	You guys just do things, and it's all, you know, you do these auctions and these food drives and these, you know, fundraisers, and you've helped so many people in businesses and with their kids and, you know, people's jail fee.
	It's fucking crazy.
	I don't think there's, if there's a better group of, you know, evil militia people on the internet, I would love to see them.
	Show me who they are.
	Go read that fucking page and see what's going on over here and how awesome all these people are and be like, what do you got?
	What are you up to?
	They're a bunch of terror.
	They're basically ISIS.
	You're a fucking idiot.
	You're an absolute retard.
	Give me your job now.
	I'll do it part-time better than you ever would on your best day.
	How's that?
	I'll do your entire job three days a week and I'll do it better than you ever did.
	And I'll be drunk for two of those days.
	How's that feel?
	You're a dickhead and an asshole, and you made a horrible mistake.
	Fuck's sakes.
	Total Meltdown says as a...
	It says, just a shout out to all the unsung heroes of Dagalon.
	I've read stories that prove how this community cares for one another.
	You're the best, and I'm proud to be a part of that.
	Fuck, I'm proud to have you, dude.
	Thanks for all your help.
	Total Meltdown says, as a Vancouver Island resident, I was listening to two men who said, China will take over the U.S. and Russia will take over Canada.
	I say, bring it on.
	I'd rather live under Putin than he who shall not be named.
	I don't think that's how it's going to go down.
	There's not really an interest.
	They don't need...
	They don't need to take over Canada or take over the United States.
	They just need to destroy it to the point that we can't hurt them anymore.
	So, you know, like giant famines, rolling blackouts, total economic ruin, devastated military, extreme amounts of distrust and division in society and so on.
	If that was someone's household, do you think they're any threat to you?
	Or do you be like, they've got enough problems.
	They aren't fucking with me anytime soon.
	And do you think that possibly could have been deliberate?
	And all those people for decades saying, dude, the communists are taking over.
	Maybe they were right.
	Maybe that is what happened and they weren't fucking around.
	They're lying.
	And look what's happened.
	We found ourselves behind the eight ball and they're in a fucking great position above our heads with an axe.
	Oops.
	Do you think that was an accident?
	I don't.
	And it's like, it's hubris.
	It's ego.
	Oh, that couldn't happen.
	Why?
	Are you racist?
	Are you saying that the Chinese, those damn chinks couldn't have pulled that off?
	Yes, they fucking could have.
	And it very much seems like they have been, isn't it?
	They seem, I don't know.
	They might be cleverer than you've imagined.
	Don't be, it'd be very naive to think that that's not possible.
	And every explanation, every avenue should be explored.
	230 farms blew up and burned down.
	That's a serious problem.
	That should be on the radar of someone in the CIA, I would hope, or can't, you know, cease to surrender these places and go, whoa, somebody's blowing up all our food, Chief.
	Somebody's blowing up all the food.
	Are we doing that?
	No, that's not us.
	That's somebody else.
	So that means either the government is just sabotaging itself.
	There's only two possibilities here.
	Our own governments and people are sabotaging ourselves because they must be aware of this.
	There's no way they're not.
	Just the way that intelligence operations and military, you know, intelligence security work.
	There's no fucking way, I'm promising you, that they've not heard about this, that they're not looking into it.
	And the fact they're not saying anything about it means either they're doing it or they don't know who is doing it.
	Either scenario is equally fucking scary to me.
	Is the government burning all the farms down?
	Or is it the Chinese and the Russians?
	Is it someone else?
	Are the Russians and the Chinese going, who the fuck is burning all of America's farms down?
	And creating, like, dude, it could easily be happening.
	There are factions of people, hedge funds with think tanks with powerful connections and literally private armies of some of the best killing machines in the world.
	I mean, these, these, so the Russians have the Wagner group as one.
	There's tons of these infamous, like, you know, I've seen video games and movies.
	It's a real thing, man.
	I'm telling you.
	I know guys that did this.
	They asked me to do it.
	I thought about it.
	There's literally like mercenary groups of paid killers.
	Yes, that is a thing that if you're ex-military or ex-special forces, that is a career path that does exist in real life.
	And they'll send you other countries to murder people, blow shit up, and all that kind of stuff.
	And if you get caught, that's on you.
	You're on your own.
	But if you don't, here's $100,000.
	Here's $150,000.
	Here's your fake passport.
	Here's your dead.
	I swear to fuck, hand to God.
	It's fucked.
	You know?
	Is that going on?
	Is there potentially someone with an interest in seeing something like this happen?
	And he's owns some companies.
	He knows some guys.
	And it's like, hey, I bet if you blow that up and poison that guy and you push that apple cart over, those two idiots will fucking fight each other.
	I think the other one did it.
	Meanwhile, I make off with all the money.
	Well, it's not quite Jason Porn, but yeah, it's a thing.
	And it's a whole other, and it's like international.
	It's like there's guys from like the French Foreign Legion there, and there's people from fucking British SAS.
	There's American Delta guys and SEAL guys.
	I swear to God, there's these companies that exist.
	I was like, I'm way underqualified to be there for starters.
	But some of them are just like Marines and Rangers, guys that are closer to my level.
	Then it's like, well, fuck, if they did it, I mean, I probably could catch up.
	You know, like, it's fucking crazy that that exists.
	But anyway, what I'm saying is it's really impossible to know who's what's going on.
	And anyone that claims that they do is just a fool.
	I don't know for sure.
	I have, you know, every, every now and then, I was like, what if this?
	What if that?
	I'm just kind of using my thoughts and using my creativity to go, what if this?
	What if that?
	I don't Know it's impossible to know because I'm just a peasant like the rest of you, sitting here getting the same filtered, manufactured information as everyone else and trying to make of it what I can and see what some things, unauthorized things get out in leaked videos and this rumor and that kind of thing.
	And it's really hard to find out.
	Total Robert, Robert O'Leary says, Dude, I was at T-Ball with my kids, so I'm late joining the stream.
	What's the recipe for Phillips blood?
	Oh, for fuck's sakes.
	Are we doing this again?
	I'll do it to you one more time.
	I think I have a way to do it.
	And then we gotta go.
	We're getting close.
	I wonder if I can find some.
	I wonder if I can find some.
	Let's see.
	That's a parody.
	Shit.
	Oh, come on.
	Oh, here's one that's 30 seconds long.
	See if I can do it.
	Phillips blood.
	The hottest new drink.
	Take one of these.
	Spiced rum.
	Two shots.
	Bang, bang.
	Triple sec, one of those.
	Put that in there.
	Then you're gonna take some amaretto and put a little bit of that in.
	Sprinkle some grenadine and fill it with pineapple juice.
	You're well on your way to ruining your life.
	Phillips juice.
	Phillips juice.
	Phillips blood rather.
	Sorry.
	Oh, fuck.
	I fucked up.
	They're gonna kill me.
	I fucked up the commercial.
	Oh, God, please don't kill me.
	No, Mr. Phillip, no!
	It's that.
	That's the drink.
	It's the best you're gonna get.
	Available now.
	I bet you.
	I bet you odds are.
	At least one person listening to this right now has all those ingredients.
	It's like, holy fucking shit, I'm making one right now.
	Odds are, out of a few thousand, I'm willing to bet it.
	Most of you guys are boozebags.
	I know you.
	You've got some in your house.
	You're like, is it the same in the triple sec?
	It'll do.
	The Amaretto is important, though.
	You need that.
	The triple sec is just like your body's like, oh, great, another double rum.
	And it's like doubling up your jab in boxing.
	You know, you get used to the double jab and then the opponent gets used to it.
	And then you go, bang, bang, bang, and you get three.
	They think it's the two again.
	And then they eat the third one.
	You're like, fuck, he tricked me.
	That's what the triple sec is.
	So you get three jabs and then you get, then the Amaretto comes in and just smothers you.
	And then it's just, it's bad.
	It's not good.
	And it's taken me all night to even drink half of one because it's half liquor.
	You got to be careful, guys.
	This isn't a joke.
	This is Phillips blood.
	This is the most serious.
	It's half booze.
	I think it's literally a triple C says I'm missing triple sack.
	That's all.
	Is that it?
	Is that where you're at?
	You're fucking so close.
	I think this would be illegal to sell in an establishment because it's too much alcohol in one drink.
	I think that's the rule.
	Can they serve anyone more than three shots in it?
	Were you able to do that?
	I don't think.
	I think it's against the law.
	It's an illegal drink.
	I don't care.
	It's an illegal drink.
	It has to be.
	Please God be true.
	Four ounces of liquor in one drink.
	My God.
	Stacey's looking it up.
	Great top.
	That's misogyny.
	You'd love it.
	Shut up.
	While she's looking it up, Godzilla on chain says, breaking news.
	Hollywood wartime comedian Bob Hope, celebrity actress Amber Heard, and 33 Playboy Bunnies are scheduled to tour to Ukraine front lines beginning next week.
	Why?
	Why wouldn't they?
	Come to Ukraine and laugh your ass off.
	It's the best, most wonderful time of the whole war.
	What?
	I mean.
	And so this is a counter-argument, just to be fair.
	And I don't believe, I'm going to say no for a number of reasons, but there's going to be other people say, idiot, they did USO tours in Iraq and in Saigon and Vietnam, and celebrities went there and did all this kind of stuff.
	Yeah, I know that.
	However, this is, again, not fighting small countries with limited capability.
	This is fighting the Russian Federation, which is arguably a superpower with very highly advanced technology and many or all of the same capabilities as we have.
	That is a markedly way more dangerous situation.
	Way fucking more dangerous.
	So I find it unlikely that you don't know that.
	Maybe they're just stupid.
	Maybe they really are in Kiev.
	Man, they're just like mind.
	Imagine, because everyone's like, doesn't believe like the prime minister of Canada's there and they're like walking around this destroyed city somewhere.
	And it's like, are they there?
	Like, there's no way they're actually there.
	Imagine if they are.
	That's even funnier.
	Imagine they really are.
	Like, oh, wow.
	From coast to coast to coast.
	There's just smashed windows and dead bodies everywhere.
	Like, is he fucking walking around the fucking Eastern Front?
	You've got to be fucking kidding me.
	Do you imagine the Russians?
	Like, he's really what?
	I said, they just couldn't believe it.
	The balls on him.
	That doesn't project like strength and confidence.
	That projects like extreme arrogance.
	That, if I'm the Russians, and that's a legit story, they really are going to Kiev.
	There's all the, oh yeah, they're all actually, yeah, it's all legit.
	I'd be like, they think they are fucking invincible.
	We have got these.
	We have them.
	They have no respect for us at all.
	And we have tons of ways to hurt them, tons.
	And they don't see it coming at all.
	Look at them fucking parading around.
	Dude, that's Apollo Creed coming out.
	Remember?
	Me and Ivan Drago, you know your capabilities.
	You've been training for this your whole life for years and decades to get revenge and undermine.
	And we played the long game.
	We did it all.
	And finally, finally, finally, after 30 fucking years of planning and plotting and assassin and all the subversion and all the shit that happened, decades and decades of it.
	And finally, it's go time.
	It's finally here.
	I know how much harder I've worked.
	I've done so much.
	And then out comes this jovial fucking jackass without a care in the world who thinks it's already over.
	And you're like, oh my God.
	Holy fuck.
	He's not even playing.
	He thinks this is a joke.
	I'm going to fucking kill him.
	He's a dead man.
	You can't take things like that.
	You can't act like this.
	You can't be flippant and like, oh, the rationale.
	Like, dude, this isn't, this is a very serious game you're playing.
	At the very least, if you're going to play with all of our lives, as long as you, giant assholes, the cam is keys of the world, the puppet of masters, the puppeteers, string pullers.
	Can you at least, for the love of God, at least give this respect of taking it seriously?
	If you're going to do it, can you at least make this a little more bearable for me to watch?
	At least act seriously.
	At least take it seriously for the fucking love of God.
	Like, I know you're going to do what you're going to do, but you can't have these clowns and Muppets running around.
	I don't want to watch World War III, the movie that is my life unfold around me.
	With these, come on, come on, come on, please do better.
	Please do better.
	Come on, fuck you.
	Our grandparents had Hitler.
	They had Mussolini.
	They had cool bad guys.
	They had the Japanese fucking suicide bombing.
	And like aircraft.
	Dude, it was intense.
	And the Emperor Hirohito, he had a sword.
	They were cutting people up.
	It was fucked.
	Those are serious bad guys.
	You know, that was a fucking blow.
	That was quite a tilt.
	And this time it really feels like you really fucked off with the third movie.
	The first one was pretty good.
	The second one was like, was like Terminator 2. And then it was like Terminator 3. You're like, ah, what is this?
	Oh, come on.
	You went from Terminator 1 to Terminator 2 to Terminator 3. It looks like we're going to watch Terminator 3. And I'm like, oh, listen, if we're going to do this and it's going to be so shitty and horrible and the famine and the death and whatever, can it at least be cool?
	Can you at least make it cool?
	This is the gayest fucking war I've ever seen in my life.
	That's my only complaint.
	That's my official complaint.
	If you're going to do World War III, can it at least not be gay as fuck?
	I mean, for God's sakes.
	This is like watching a Care Bears movie that ends in global destruction.
	Like, come on.
	You're going to force me to watch this.
	Make it interesting.
	Like, can you have a German guy with a monocle?
	Anything.
	Come on.
	I mean, Schwab's kind of entertaining.
	He's kind of bad, you know.
	But, I mean...
	Like, at least in the 80s, they had, like, you know, Bush Sr.
	You knew he was a bad guy, but he was like a sinister kind of.
	I strangled four men in a Vietnamese alley.
	Oh, my God!
	So George would never know my pain.
	Always on a swivel.
	Always paying attention.
	Oh, my God.
	T-Vor says, everyone is scared.
	Them physically, the jammed, us mentally.
	Where we go from here is up to us.
	It's a crazy time to be alive, dude.
	This is the most intense.
	Rumble PBC says, I feel the scandemic was bound to happen.
	And then we got to go.
	We're over time.
	We're at on time.
	I just realized it's just been basically my face this whole time.
	My whole forehead, I'm not even...
	My back, it's...
	It's going to be fine.
	It's going to be fine.
	We're going to drink some Phyllis blood and use its rejuvenating properties to do it for you.
	You're going to love it.
	You're going to love this drink.
	You're going to put it in your body.
	Are you never going to work in this town again?
	Pineapple juice is good for sperm, I've heard.
	Boys, this is...
	...
	Do you just shill a drink, you mate?
	I fucking right I did.
	All right.
	You know?
	No, don't do that.
	Don't play that.
	Play this.
	Just.
	For a limited time.
	Pop on down to your local depleted and crushed soul.
	Give it a little kick this summer.
	Push your mind to the brinks of sanity with Phillips Blood.
	Two parts spiced rump, one part triple second, one part amaretto with a little dash of grenadine.
	And you're going to fill the rest up with pineapple juice and you're going to have yourself an A one day.
	Phillips Blood.
	It sounds ominous because it is.
	The world's most dangerous drink.
	It's illegal to sell in bars.
	You can make it at home.
	It's literally against the law because it's too extreme.
	Just like him, you too can make Philip-like legendary mistakes.
	Wake up with a hangover and wonder why there's a dozen police outside your house.
	We've shared the key.
	Now the lock is yours to do with what you will.
	Unlock that lock.
	Unlock the crazy.
	Try Phillips blood today.
	You could be like me in a hell of his own making.
	Phillip's blood.
	Right?
	Have I sold enough?
	Everybody's going to get some now.
	I think so.
	I think everybody's.
	Yeah, we're good.
	Anyway, Rumble PBC says, I feel this candidate was bound to happen as humanity was awakening.
	The NWO doesn't like a disobedient, non-complying populace.
	I noticed it back in 2016 when the mainstream media was bleeding viewers, as they still are.
	CNN's viewership is down 63%.
	It's over.
	Goodbye, Mr. Stelter.
	It says, so they use this COVID narrative as a stepping stone for digital ID and more control.
	Ever watched this squid game?
	No, I haven't, but they're making it a reality show.
	I read.
	So fucking, I guess I'll see that.
	Mo Raka.
	How are you going, brother?
	He was literally one of the guys I was thinking of earlier when I said, like, that fucking maniac's still in there, isn't he?
	I swear to God, because I just met him last summer, two summers ago.
	We were in Saskatchewan.
	Mo Rocka says, be the light of change you wish to see in the world.
	Or whatever that skinny bald dude said.
	He took on China.
	I think we can take on a group of soft, power, hungry meatlobs.
	Honey, is that you?
	Yeah, that's right.
	It's putty.
	I don't think so.
	No.
	No, it's stupid.
	Bad idea.
	Not doing it.
	Kramer, what the hell's going on in there?
	Revolution, Jerry.
	Synthetic C17 says, sub slicks, sub pickets.
	Hold on, hold on.
	We're almost done.
	It's time to go home.
	Michael the Conqueror.
	Again, he says, I'm 46 and want in the fight.
	I want to start with YouTube channel interviews and pinball.
	Can I interview you?
	Sure, man.
	Fuck yeah, of course.
	Absolutely.
	Send me an email.
	Please give a green recruit a shot in a few minutes of trying to interview you.
	Any which way, God bless you and Morgan.
	Praise Jesus.
	Praise the Lord.
	Thank you, man.
	Absolutely.
	Email me at the whatever they say, you know, the dot com, the, the, at protonmail.com.
	That's the one.
	That's the one you want, right?
	Synthetic C17 says, love y'all all, all y'all.
	I love all y'all, motherfuckers.
	He's black.
	He's got to be.
	I just want to know, where'd I be last two years without it?
	Thank you, Jay.
	Very cool experience with X, with PLF, to Montana at Fort William Henry.
	Oh, nice.
	Experience on exercise with the PLF, the Princess Louise Fusiliers at a Halifax Reserve unit.
	To Montana at Fort William Henry, Harrison Home and Training Grounds of the Devil's Brigade.
	That's fucking bad as ass as shit.
	That's awesome.
	That is sacred ground, sir.
	Don't you ever disrespect that place.
	And he goes on and says, did some mountain shit at Hell's Gate Gulch.
	Being there and seeing the physical history at the Museum of the Base of These Legends was humbling, I imagine.
	Try to send you a cool pick, some humor.
	And he says, a U.S. unit.
	Oh, this is just going on and on.
	U.S. unit trained with us.
	And obviously there was a tug of war camp out there with climbing harness.
	We've done that with the Marines.
	It was intense as fuck, but we won 3-2.
	Yada, yada, yada.
	They were bitter leaving the next day.
	Tossed and tossed to smoke.
	Fuckers.
	And he said, smoke grenade in our little sleeping shacks in the early morning.
	Nobody was caught.
	So obviously we were beasted for the next week by our own people.
	Good times.
	Hank tough, y'all.
	Stay top.
	That's very top of you.
	That's a very top story.
	Hey, Americans.
	I've always felt that the American military, and then we really got to go.
	I have a funny seesaw story about that, too, I think.
	Where is it?
	Yeah, so it was humbling to be on the base.
	I don't think this is a national security thing.
	If it is, I'm so sorry.
	And it was not intentional.
	I didn't know I was supposed to not say this.
	So just, and it's probably not even.
	They've built new buildings and then, so who the fuck even knows?
	But there, when I had the privilege to be there for a short time, they actually have the battle honors of the Devil's Brigade in the building, in the headquarters building.
	You go in, you got to turn in your phones and all this shit.
	You're not allowed, no devices.
	You know, and they, whatever, and they clear, and you go in, and you go in through the front doors, and right there behind the glass, the big fucking badass lights on it, and they're all faded and old looking.
	You're like, what the fuck is that?
	And you're like, that is the Devil's Brigade battle honors.
	Like, that is the fucking coolest thing I've ever seen.
	And then the RSM has to come and go, sir, you know, son, don't you jizz in my hallway.
	I have no more.
	There's already a guy permanently buffing the floor because so many guys just jizz in the hallway when they see it.
	It's a real problem.
	It was a problem when I was there.
	That's why they had to issue his really sticky boots because they'd be like, if you're going to the, if you go to the HQ building, you'll put these sticky boots on.
	That's fucking stupid.
	It's like, you trust me, because you're going to slip and fall and you're going to be covered.
	Just go.
	And no one ever knows why.
	And they're like, oh my fucking God.
	You can't tell people about it because I guarantee people in the chat just did it in their own chairs.
	Just the very thought of it.
	You can't imagine it.
	You can't think about it.
	It's too powerful.
	It's too impressive.
	It's too impressive to even imagine.
	I dare not describe it any further.
	But it's a fucking super cool part of history and an awesome thing.
	So I know what you mean by, you know, seeing, seeing a piece of history that's like, fuck, that is more intense than my entire life.
	Night Rider III says, only the 19-year-olds with access to their parents' bar can make this.
	Plus this time machine to take you back to 1990.
	Oh, thank you.
	Yeah, you do have to have access to your parents' bar or be an adult, but you can buy all these things at the liquor store.
	Synthetic C17 says, fuck June bugs and their sticky fucking stick legs.
	We're working on that.
	How's the war going?
	How many of you killed?
	How many are left?
	We're on day two or three or something of the, she's afraid she should be because June bugs are on an absolute death watch around here.
	We've killed six so far and we're looking to make 60 this season.
	So we're 10% of the way there.
	Back to you, Knight Rider 3. He says, you know what's bad?
	You're giving the safety minister a nickname.
	Yes, Mr. Mental Marco.
	He'll be okay.
	Anastasia says, Jesus, I almost forgot.
	I'm working on the Arnold Schwarzenegger TV show in Toronto.
	How can I get the top radar in touch with the people?
	Are you fucking serious?
	Schwarzenegger's a fucking globalist as far as I can tell, but do you really work on this TV show?
	And if so, if they express any interest, if they get this in there.
	He's like, guys, I talk to him.
	That sounds pretty cool.
	Yes, I'd love to talk to him.
	The top anator and the terminator.
	Imagine.
	Imagine they're doing the same screen.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'll do it.
	Yeah, why not?
	Who cares?
	I'll drive.
	Listen, I've got the conference in the town already.
	I've got to go to Odawa.
	I've got to say, stop having cars and trucks and things because the exhaust is killing the environment.
	Then I'm going to drive a Humvee to my personal plane on the airport and fly it way too fast to Los Angeles.
	Take that environment.
	Yes, I'll do it.
	I'll do it.
	That would be funny.
	I don't.
	He's a massive hypocrite and an asshole, but...
	We gotta win!
	We gotta get...
	Yeah, isn't he?
	Yeah, shit.
	But that would be cool.
	But James Tompas is the man.
	Michael of Congress says, you're the man.
	Wrong!
	James Tompas.
	Thank you.
	God bless.
	Thank you, sir, very much.
	This Peruse Rundle Cindy Lee says, scroll up and let me know, okay?
	Philip may be our only hope.
	What?
	Scroll up.
	What do you mean?
	Oh, I read the second message first and the first message last.
	It says, I've been in and out of the chat tonight.
	More out than in.
	Kind of like Philip.
	So kind of felt bad.
	So here, just take this.
	Also, I might need to borrow Philip to use as a conduit.
	Oh, my God.
	That's terrifying.
	Don't do it.
	Don't do it, Cindy Lee.
	You don't want that kind of blood on your hands.
	You don't want to live like that.
	You can't do it.
	All right, it's time to go.
	There's enough of this.
	Enough of this silliness.
	What are you people even doing here?
	Leave now.
	This is dumb.
	I'm just going to make sure there's nothing else I really wanted to.
	Oh, so the United Kingdom is throwing people in jail for thought crimes.
	Conservative minister grills People about being idiots.
	We all know that they're dumb.
	No reason to really get into that anymore.
	Someone's running for UCP leadership says they'll make Alberta awesome.
	They all say that.
	Who cares?
	We'll see.
	Strokes, blood clots, and wheelchairs.
	BC patients describe rare reactions to COVID.
	Oh, they do?
	So now there are reactions, but they're very rare.
	Okay, very, very rare.
	Don't worry about that.
	And what's this?
	The top fact checker in USA Today, forced to delete articles over fabricated sources.
	Could you imagine?
	USA Today, which is used as a fact-checker by social media platforms.
	So when you post something that's peer-reviewed by scientists and by people who know what the fuck they're talking about and say, you're a liar, fake news.
	Those people that said that about what you posted have just been caught for lying and making fake news.
	So there's that.
	In case you were concerned or like, maybe I don't know what I'm saying.
	No, they're lying.
	They are definitely.
	It's definitely happening.
	Definitely taking place.
	All right.
	Anyway, let's see.
	I think that's going to do it.
	I don't want to have World War III.
	That would be terrible.
	Let's not.
	Please let's not do that.
	Let's not land the plane that way.
	All you can do is do what you can do.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like stressing about the outcome is almost stupid because you have very little.
	All we can do is push and pull as much as we can individually.
	And no matter who any of us are, it's not enough, really.
	It has to be way more.
	Even if we all try our hard, we need more people.
	The outcome is not up to any one of us.
	No one person is more or less.
	I mean, it takes a village.
	You know what I mean?
	So either we do it collectively or we don't.
	All you can do is try your best.
	All we can do is do the best that we can and do as much as we're able to do and comfortable with doing because you can't really look down on people or shit on them for, you know, not being too afraid to do things.
	You can encourage them and try to, but at the end of the day, you can't make them.
	And if they're not courageous enough to tell the truth and do it, then that's their problem.
	That's their decision.
	That's the choice that they've made with their life, and you've got to live with that too.
	All you have control over is what you do, what you say, how you live your life.
	And if you're willing to tell the truth and stand up and fight for the things that you believe in, if you're willing to do that and you're going to do it, then do it.
	And if enough people do it, we can win.
	But worrying about if we will or if we won't, it doesn't matter.
	That's beyond you.
	All you can do is, you know, it's like curling.
	You can throw the rock, but they got to do the rest of the work.
	And it's a team effort.
	You can't do it all.
	No one guy can win the whole fucking thing or once you, you know what I mean?
	And everyone needs to have that attitude that, but at the same time, you have to have the attitude that it does depend on you.
	You have to do what you can, whatever, it's important that you do something.
	But try not to stress about it.
	Easier said than done.
	But you shouldn't.
	Let me find this last one here.
	Because, you know, you believe whatever you believe, but I think whatever's going to happen is going to happen.
	And we don't know what that's going to look like or how that's going to go.
	So anything's possible.
	So I choose to put my faith and my confidence in good people that I know, that I respect, that I believe in, and that whatever happens, however crazy this gets, we will eventually deal with it and overcome it in the end because we always have.
	And I don't believe that these lying, weak people have what it, to do what they want to do, it's like watching the guy, you know, go in to fight, you know, Ivan Drago or somebody going in to fight Tyson or something.
	It's like, and you're really, you know, you've been paying attention and you're like, this guy has no chance.
	To do what he thinks he's going to do, it's not going to happen.
	You will owe nothing and you will be happy.
	Okay, big wheel.
	You're going to, oh, oh, hey, honey, look, the Bond villain's going to enslave the world again.
	Yeah, that's always worked out in the past.
	Hasn't it, Hans?
	Come on.
	Get off it.
	You're being ridiculous.
	You can't.
	Imagine someone talking to them like this.
	Wouldn't that be the funniest fucking shit in the world?
	Imagine the most powerful man in the world, like, like Jacob Roth Roth.
	Jacob Rothschild.
	Or someone, you know, important like Klaus Rod, like a really serious person.
	It's like, this guy, presidents call him to ask what to do.
	Like, that's a, right?
	And he's trying to be there all fancy and tough, like, you wish you would know of what to do.
	And you're like, shut up, loser.
	How dare you speak to me?
	Oh, shut the fuck up.
	Because you're wearing a suit, you're impressive.
	You don't impress me.
	You're a joke.
	You're a baby.
	You're a soft little baby, dude.
	If you got stuck in the rain in the woods, you would cry and consider killing yourself.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	I'm the prime minister.
	You're not the prime minister of anything.
	You're a bitch.
	Are you fucking serious?
	Are you serious?
	You wear hand warmers in your coat in April, okay?
	Come on.
	You're not taking over shit.
	You're not conquering the earth, guys.
	Jesus Christ.
	If Genghis Khan couldn't pull it off, you motherfuckers certainly cannot.
	Come on.
	The ghost of Joseph Stalin is like, oh my God.
	You know, no way.
	These guys.
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	But they're idiots.
	I know.
	If it wasn't there for their technology, it would have fallen apart a long time ago.
	But, you know, the wheels on the bus fall off, fall off, fall off, fall off.
	The wheels are falling off the fucking bus from what I can see.
	And, you know, there's little bits of, there's little hints and, you know, suggestions that the grass is growing through the concrete again.
	And it ain't over yet.
	And at the end of the day, they have to be able to pull it off.
	And do you really think that they can?
	And what's, you know, as I said last time, what's more important is that believe that they can, but they won't because, you know, we will, it's not going to happen.
	And then imagine the world of which after this one, when things are actually sorted out and things go back and things really do start to go back in the right direction and things are good again, and you have kind of trust in things again, and you don't have to be scared about, you know, where your kids are all the time.
	Like, that's possible.
	We could do that, we could have that.
	That's what you have to look forward to and keep in mind and remember when it gets hard.
	Because it will.
	I gotta go now, because it's late and I have to pee real bad.
	I mean, I could pause and come back, but that just was stupid.
	Bitch, you look so damn freaked!
	You can't eat!
	You can't do it!
	I am gonna eat the whole thing, it's gonna be suicide.
	You wanna speak to me?
	Yeah, I'ma now lose.
	Michael the cavalry stands up on my freezer.
	How can you stun it?
	There's a couple of people on Rumble I can't remember.
	Synthetic C-17.
	Light lockup.
	Rondo PPC.
	Tibor.
	Godzilla Unchained.
	Rondo the Litter.
	Total meltdown.
	Suck you, such better bad.
	Tonight, I'm gonna travel to a box life and take a look at it.
	Fitch me if you took me care if you fucking care.
	You better be bad.
	Oh, he's going to regret that.
	Love with my whole heart.
	Together with the world of love.
	Devor's up on the blue taco.
	Ham is key, you son of a bitch.
	I'm onto your tricks.
	I sell beat pics.
	Interesting crypto.
	Julian!
	Thanks, Julian.
	Thank you for coming, Julian.
	He's Julian now.
	I hope John McBeat.
	Fisher of Men and Matt.
	Sean M. Sir Toast Blims Cracked Walmart Knight.
	Selfie Weedle Thank you, Munster.
	Sir Toast Pilot Mike, Florida Star, Professor MacTamba, the Zillajit 2010!
	Very much happy Father's Day, guys.
	Happy Dead Existence!
	T.B.S.
	Damn Unsung Guild.
	Go check it out!
	We have a story sun today!
	You want your message of hope and come!
	Positivity may help someone else.
	It may help someone else, and it may be exactly what they need.
	I don't fucking care If you fucking care Cause I'm gonna live forever So you better be prepared I still wanna love Love will only be Readydissive.com for all my social media links and so on if you're into that kind of thing.
	All of that crap is on there.
	Thank you very much for your support.
	As always, guys, I love you.
	Thank you so much.
	Readydissant.com.
	Telegram is the main outlet for now until they ban me like everywhere else.
	You want updates, Showtimes, links, and general shenanigans, t.me slash ReikiDiscident.
	I the letters, not the emojis.
	Kids, we still use letters here.
	Alright?
	We'll talk about emojis in Daniel.
	That's punishable by whippings.
	Gary and Jarna will take turns whipping your bare asses with like, and not even real whips, like the weird old sexy kind of ones.
	So you're gonna feel weird.
	They're gonna make you unsure of your sexuality, and then maybe you're into BDSM or not.
	You don't want that as a punishment!
	It's gonna fuck with your head!
	You're gonna start drinking!
	You're gonna be looking up weird stuff on the internet, and you think it's funny now!
	You think it's not a real punishment?
	Well, hey, wait a minute.
	Don't ask me how the fuck I would know.
	That's not about me.
	We're not talking about me, we're talking about you and what could happen to you if you just...
	Just be good.
	Are we good?
	Are we good?
	Should all done?
	Alright.
	Fair enough.
	Ragingdis.com.
	Thanks, guys.
	I speak way too fast.
	I know.
	It's a feature, not a bug.
	But I can stick around for a little while until you fall asleep.
	That's when I'll disappear.
	Off into the night, the night where I belong.
	my bmx fight pretending nothing's wrong bill why do you gotta be like this why are you this kind of person I'm not gonna do it.
	No!
	What do you mean?
	I need to go.
	I'm not doing all these drinks.
	I don't miss the shacks that much.
	No, there's not.
	Those guys are not on their way here.
	What the fuck did you do?
	This is, you know, this is one of those things that guys do sometimes.
	Did you do that asshole thing where, like, I was gonna go to bed, or I'm trying to go to bed right now, and you invited three of my closest friends.
	There's too much booze and drugs for him as to count.
	And they're br like, and they're already on their way here.
	I have no choice to just roll with this fucking crazy situation.
	You're not very good friends.
	You're self-serving.
	I didn't I didn't say I didn't wanna go to Nicaragua.

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