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Yeah, along with the beers in it, thanks Just mind your business.
No, tonight's not tonight.
I'm not doing Coke on a stream because for a nut I'm not explaining this to you.
Yeah, humans are weird.
Fucking psycho.
Yeah.
What a guy.
Oh no!
He shook him up first, I knew it.
Wish I made with somebody, that is my wish to play.
I just passed by.
Oh my god!
I'm just dumping most of it on my...
Phil!
Fine, whatever.
James Topp is still marching.
Terminator Topp can't be stopped and neither can I!
Oh, oh, oh, man, girl, and we're tough.
What I'm doing is much less difficult.
I feel I feel Hi everybody, welcome back.
It is the ninth day of winter fucking who cares?
Why do I do that?
Does anyone even honestly know what the day is anymore?
When's the last time you even knew or cared what fucking day of the month it is?
I don't know.
That is fine.
I tell you the weather.
The weather?
We're living a nightmare.
No one cares about the weather.
The weather has a small chance of rain with a definite chance of tyrannical nonsense.
That's the weather.
What day is it?
It's today.
Hey everybody, hey YouTube, how are you?
What's going on here?
I got a throwback on my laptop.
I'm here with Tanner Carlson.
Tan the way.
Tan away balls and whatever it is he's doing.
Phil doesn't need to have or need girlfriends.
He has his victims.
Welcome back to the cause and solution to the government's emergency measures act, the home of Dagalon, the biggest 104.4 IFM radio, the home of hate.
You take a note, Annie Hate?
You probably should.
Of course they are.
They always are.
What a mess.
All right, Phil, that's enough.
No, it is enough.
No other way.
Down.
No, down.
Down.
You're terrible.
I need a better imaginary demonically possessed coat figurines from another dimension.
It turns out don't make the best assistance.
Don't make the worst assistants, but they're not the best.
We could do better, I think.
But you know what?
Maybe we can't.
That's something I need to wonder about.
Thanks for the dope sweater, by the way.
You guys can see that.
We had somebody make some of these in The Ghost of Williams.
It was very nice to drop them off for me at the last muscle get together here.
Yes, the home of hate.
It is.
This is where hate is produced.
We literally conjure it up out of our very existence.
Just you being here, typing keys, clicking the like button, doing anything, any interview, even just viewing and hearing and seeing things actually forms a hate-like substance, like ectoplasm.
Have you ever seen Ghostbusters 2?
That is a documentary.
I am Vigo, Lord of Carpathia, and I am being sustained, built, and projected forward onto the world to cast out destruction, death, and misery because of your people's contributions to the experience.
So that's, you know, it's good that we have things like anti-hate to stop us who view themselves as the Ghostbusters, although they would be the female Ghostbusters version of that.
If you've seen that movie, which it did give a lot of people cancer.
A lot of people died from cancer from the Ghostbusters, female Ghostbusters movie, unfortunately.
I could have told you not to make it.
I could have said, don't make that.
It'll literally kill people.
It's so horrible.
It's a terrible idea.
You know, let's just do it, but with whammen.
And then, you know what they do?
At the end, it'll be the marshmallow man, and we're going to shoot him in the dick.
And that's how we win.
Oh, very, very funny.
Very brilliant.
Very stunning and brave.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
I don't know what the hell I'm even talking about.
Dagalon BizNasty, how are you doing, man?
Thank you very much.
Every time you mention Bigot 104, I take the audio and use it for the show.
Keep it up.
Well, I was listening to that the other day, actually.
I kind of enjoyed it.
Why do you only play parts of songs?
He plays like little bits of songs, and then he does some commentary.
I enjoyed it.
I liked it.
I was driving around Ontario and Toronto listening to it recently, and I was like, this is hilarious.
It's hilarious that that's another great thing I love about this community is that there's so many things that just spawned out of all of our imaginations that we all kind of just play around and have fun with.
And now it's, you know, all kinds of people are doing funny stuff with it and making clothes.
And I got another shirt in the other room.
Jake had one on, too.
It's just Phillip drinking a milkshake, and it says, you know, F-Y-M-M on the bottom.
It's very funny.
Very, very cool.
Bigot 104.4, FM, the home of Diagalon, the most racist radio station in the world.
In the world.
Because, why?
Because the other people, the committee said so.
And what they say is true.
Always, Forever, forever and ever, always.
Hell, Billy, how are you, man?
For demonic goat, Phil still has a hard time without opposable thumbs.
Well, he uses telepathy to do a lot of things.
He can just kind of things move to his will based upon whatever is going on in his head.
I don't recommend looking into it.
Daglon Busnasty again says, You need premium for the entire song on Spotify.
Oh, gotcha.
That would make sense because I'm a cheapskate and I refuse to.
There's too many apps and there's too many accounts and there's too many put in your credit card here and logins and passwords and verify and log in and verify and you forgot your password.
Three more attempts.
You've been locked out.
The FBI is at your house.
Identity theft.
You know, and then you're in a Russian-Siberian salt mine.
Like, it just, it doesn't.
If you guys can understand it, that's fine.
But I'm old.
I'm 36 now, and I've gotten to the point where I have old man rage at technology where I just...
It's not even that we don't understand it.
I don't, I'm understanding now what it is, what is wrong with, you know, old people.
It's not that we don't understand technology or that my father doesn't.
It's just as you see it get more and more complicated over time.
By the time you get to this age, you're already tired and annoyed with the little tinkering and the bullshit they've done with things that already worked fine.
And you're like, I can see ahead of time how this is just going to cause me fits of hysterical rage.
And I don't want to do it.
So I'm just not going to fucking do it at all.
I'm just going to play my cassette tapes and fuck you.
I'm not dealing with any of it.
I don't, it works fine.
Leave me alone.
Stop making me upgrade things.
Stop it.
And, you know, that's just how it is.
But he said, I'm looking at blanching out to different platforms.
It's hilarious that you do it.
I hope it's entertaining.
I hope it's fun for you.
Hailbilly Gluck says, old.
Well, I mean, old is in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?
It's all how you feel on the inside.
In my insides feel like 76. You know, James Topp is actually 290 years old because he's done considerably more time in the middle.
I don't know how he's even alive.
He looks good.
He looks good for his age.
You didn't catch that.
I encourage you to go look that up later, not now.
Unless you want to pay an exit fee and then leave.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Tofu TV, this one's for you.tv.
T-O-F-U.TV.
He just did a little interview there with the man, the myth, the legend himself.
I put out a video today as well.
I'm trying to do, I mean, I can't do it every single day, but it's mind-blowing to me.
But on the other hand, it's not because it just confirms that the people of this, you know, they, the bad people of this country that I don't particularly have much of a taste for until the food shortages come and we're forced to eat them, that they don't appreciate people like that.
They don't care.
They don't even give them the time of day to even consider or talk or listen to what he has to say.
And the fact that he's marching across the country with a rucksack on after doing 28 years in the military and multiple deployments and everything else, that shows you, that tells you quite a bit about who they really are, isn't it?
They're going to say that they're, you know, we stand for all Canadians.
No, you don't.
You stand for neo-communists and everybody else can just get in a line or face the wall.
That's what you, and let's not pretend that you would if you could.
Speaking of which, the gun registry's back.
May 18th, there's a backdoor gun registry where, and it's not even really a surprise.
I remember they put this in way back when, in the OIC, it was in there and people just kind of forgot about it that they're going to require sellers to keep very detailed information on transactions, who bought what and when and where and serial numbers and the whole damn thing.
So it'll be accessible to the police.
Again, it is not, they know what they're doing.
So I hate these arguments from these conservatives.
And oh my God, Twitter is the low.
I think it's the lowest IQ social media platform.
I think it is because I do appreciate that you have to shorten, you know, the tweets can only be so long.
So brevity is important, but the quality of the people you run into is it hurts the soul a little bit.
You do contemplate suicide at least once an hour while you're on Twitter.
That's for sure.
And I just want to point out, because I like to be fair, right?
And I just say what I think is true.
And the rank and file, boomer, typical, generic conservative supporter, in air quotes, because they're not really conservatives.
They're just liberals that recently discovered they hate the prime minister, are just as, or in fact, probably much dumber and ignorant and more naive than their liberal counterparts.
They're all aboard the big peep, the smart peepy train now, and he's going to save the world.
It's just Trump part two, you know, and it's the same kind of thing.
It's a cult of personality they're building around this guy, and it's really centered around hatred for the current prime minister, which is much deserved.
But that doesn't mean their whole platform is get the libs out.
And they think they're smart.
They think they're smart.
And it's depressing, you know, and this is why you'll never win.
You guys are clowns.
All right.
You need to grow up and face reality.
I mean, I was talking with Chelsea Hilliard earlier on Twitter as well.
And she shared one of my videos.
And it's, if I was making videos for Twitter, like, this is my house.
Well, it's not literally my house, but these pages, these channels, this is my realm.
So in my headspace and timing, this is just me having some drinks with my couple of my friends in the basement, you know?
So I conduct myself accordingly.
I act a certain way.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to go to the House of Commons and kick the door down like Stone Cold Steve Austin, crash a couple of beers into my head and then give the House Speaker a stunner.
As awesome as that would be, okay?
You act differently depending on where you're at.
But they can't handle, you know, some people take clips and stuff of things I say.
And I was very critical of small peepee and they didn't like it.
And there was a part in there where I suggested not as a genuine offer of interest because I'm not a homosexual.
However, I do understand that many, many, many people in the Conservative Party are closet homosexuals and may actually take me up on that offer to sit down and get on their knees one at a time, one by one, and suck my white dick.
That wasn't a genuine interest, expression of interest.
That was simply plainly and very flatly a derogatory insult meant to humiliate and degrade you.
That's all that was.
So if you got excited over it, I'm very sorry.
But that's all I meant.
I was simply trying to really hurt your feelings and make you feel small and shitty because I hate you.
That's it.
That's all that was.
So I'm sorry if you took any more interest in it.
But anyway, you know, conservative supporters will say that, you know, I can't, I don't like the language.
I just, I don't like the language.
Listen, Karen.
Why'd I say Karen?
I got to get rid of this.
Betty Boop, whatever you are, church wine mom with your, you're holier than now, fucking attitude.
Yeah, we swear here.
It's just an adult show.
The other guys are literally killing people.
Do you understand?
They murder people.
They lie, cheat, steal.
They're banging kids.
They're selling human beings.
They're selling the country.
They're doing all of the worst horrible, heinous shit you can imagine.
But your problem, you don't like bad mouth sounds.
And this is why you will always lose because they are willing to do whatever it takes to win.
They will do absolutely anything to win.
And you don't even have the nuts to face reality.
So as much as even listening to someone communicate in a way that's a little too sandpaper-y for you.
It's too harsh for you.
You don't like that.
Oh, no.
You can't handle words.
And yet you want to, you know, quote this.
I've been fighting.
Nah, you've been talking shit on Twitter.
Not fighting.
Calm down.
Calm down, lady.
Like, we're not building a statue of you anytime soon.
Relax.
You want to go up against these very dangerous, very crazy.
I mean, look what's happening to me.
Look what's happened to Morgan and so many other people around the country.
There's people, there's political prisoners in jail.
They're coming after everybody, right?
You want to get involved in this game, but don't swear.
Don't say rude things.
Like, Jesus Christ.
I got words.
I'm just going to throw this out there for anybody that thinks, well, that's just not the way that we conduct.
We're better than that.
How do you feel about the guys that took Vimy Ridge?
I'm going to, I'm not, this isn't like a guess.
I'm going to tell you there was some pretty foul language used on that day.
Okay.
It's just the way some people communicate.
And if you can't handle, you know, sticks and stones, I don't know what to tell you.
You're probably not in the right ballpark because, again, they'll do absolutely anything.
They will ruin your life and they do to lots of people.
I had someone, and listen, this is just an example.
And she's probably listening to this at some stage.
I was talking to someone just the other night and she hasn't spoken to her own father in months.
And do you know why?
Because of the filth and the lies and the garbage that these people have written about myself, about Mr. Ghost, about the Diagon militia and all of that horse shit.
Her own father and family thinks that she's involved in some kind of terrorist entity and refuses to speak to her.
The lies and the shit that they do is literally tearing up families.
Another guy, he just had one of the flags out on, you know, one of these terrifying things out on his lawn.
So Cesis came to his house and, you know, one of the neighbors, probably a very avid CBC watcher, probably a subscriber and, you know, a fellatio enthusiast of Evan Balboard at the anti-hate network, went and was handing out, you know, letters to the neighborhood to warn them of the dangerous terror.
You're literally fucking with people's lives, but I'm the bad guy.
I'm the bad guy trying to, you know, bring people into a community and make them feel better and have a, you know, we're just, you know, doing what we're doing, but you need, you know, they need to go out and ruin and destroy people.
But don't swear.
Don't swear.
You can dox people.
You can encourage violence.
You can say that, you know, the prime minister can say, how long should we tolerate these people?
We should, we should ban them from hospitals and grocery stores.
And we should fucking, we should take their children from them and put them in camps.
But don't swear.
Don't swear.
So those people that if you're of that, you know, temperament, you need to sit the fuck down, not even in a chair, on the floor, even just lay down on the floor on a carpet so we can roll you up in it and pick you up and put you in the closet and close the door so we don't have to just get out of the way.
You're in the way.
You're in the fucking way.
And that is why the Conservative Party is still a thing.
Faith Goldie said this years ago, and she was absolutely right, that the Conservative Party of Canada exists so there cannot be an actual Conservative Party of Canada.
The Conservatives are not conservative at all.
They haven't conserved a single thing.
They've moved left on every single issue that you can imagine.
Pick one.
It doesn't matter what it is.
Where was it in 1995?
It's much further left than that now.
And why?
Because the left went, we want this.
And the conservatives went, okay, okay.
Maybe we'll do it a little bit.
Just don't call me names.
That's not conservatism.
That's cowardice.
So the word cockservative very much applies.
And these people just keep doing the same thing over and over again.
Well, just get the limbs out.
And everything moves further left.
Even if you do get them out, you'd barely move it a little bit more right.
And we're just going right back the other way again later anyway.
And you're supporting people that did absolutely nothing to stop the absolute catastrophic wreckage that's been unleashed on this country for the last two and a half more, longer, but absolutely much more in the last two years.
Lockdowns, mandates.
You know, you've got kids.
I mean, just this alone, just this one story alone is nightmarish and insane.
You had kids that paid how much money to go to university to sit through liberal brainwashing and nonsense to try and get a degree in something to pursue their life goals and their achievements, whatever.
Weeks from the end of graduating, it's time to get vaccinated.
And because they said, no, no, thank you.
I'd rather not do that.
That's all gone now.
And that's off the table.
Goodbye.
And they're kicked out of school.
And where was the Conservative Party then?
They were saying, it's time to get vaccinated.
So was small pee-pee.
So were all of them.
They're nothing.
They're exact same machine.
Let's pick another issue.
How's the crime going in your city?
How's cost of living?
How's inflation?
How is the housing prices?
Oh, you can't get a doctor?
Yeah, we don't have enough doctors.
But we do need a million more migrants in the country this year.
You know who's all for that?
The Conservative Party is.
Oh, you know what?
Maybe if I could just have a little bit more, oh, oh, we got to pay a climate tax now?
I got to pay a climate tax, but I already don't have enough money.
But you know what the conservatives are saying?
We'll do a climate tax even better than the other guy.
I can do this all night Long.
You guys are, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
You're a bunch of uneducated buffoons that the only reason you think you're a conservative is because you don't like the prime minister.
That's it.
That is the only reason.
And you see this buffoon on TV and you go, oh my god, I hate his fucking exist.
I hate him.
I absolutely hate him.
Which is you, as you should.
That is natural human instinct.
And then you go, well, who's the other team?
I'm on that team.
And you didn't take even five or 10 minutes to research and acknowledge that, wait a minute, this team is the exact same as that team, except that that team's captain is less annoying than this team's captain.
And the team captains trade and change all of the time.
But really, at the core of the problem is that we've got a bunch of assholes, a bunch of assholes, and a bunch of assholes.
And God forbid, you know, like, well, I wish there was a third actor.
There is.
There is.
A few people broke off and were like, let's try and build a new one.
And rather than support and cultivate it, because they want everything handed to them, because Canadians, many of them are very lazy.
We've discovered over the last couple of years.
They're very soft, weak, lazy, and cowardly.
They want a victory handed to them on a plate.
They want it just handed to them.
They want someone to, they don't even want to have to get off the couch.
They want a button to press to get rid of, you know, the turd.
Let's get the limbs out and fix everything.
They don't want to do hard work.
They won't even win.
They won't even get a vote.
Well, no, it's a brand new fucking political party.
That's kind of how it works.
When you start a brand new company or a brand new business venture or you start going to the gym for the first day of your life, you're not going to be jacked by Friday.
That's just how real life works, you stupid buffoon.
But I'm sorry.
No, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Please go vote for small pee-pee.
Everything's going to be fine.
I'm ridiculous.
You're all smarter than me.
You're all geniuses.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I'll just stop talking now and you can just enjoy the hell.
It's fine.
Everything's going to be fine.
Everything's still fine.
We'll be right back.
We just got to get the limbs out!
Get the limbs out!
Don't do anything new.
Don't try.
Don't work hard.
Don't canvas.
Don't support.
Don't build.
Don't create.
Don't struggle.
Don't strive.
Complain.
Whine.
Punch down.
Make sure you punch down.
And shit on anybody that's trying to do anything better or different.
Because doing anything different is always a failure.
What you want to do is doing the same thing you've always done.
I always got you the same results.
That's what you want to do.
Right, Canada?
But I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist.
And I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit.
And when we were good, you'd just close your eyes.
So when we appear, we'll score your mind.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
All right, I had to get that off my chest for a little while.
I guess.
I was just in a mood to yell about stuff.
I don't know.
That's kind of a thing that I do here.
This entire thing is just me managing my own mental health.
You guys are just witnessing nervous breakdowns of an uncoherent madman.
That's all this has ever been.
and the government needs to investigate it very heavily More on that, Lake.
More on that coming up.
I'm not letting this go.
I will never let this go.
Canada is the biggest joke of a country in the world right now, and they proved it.
The only way they could top this is if U.S. Congress declares martial law under the threat of Kekestan overthrowing the Republic.
Okay.
Launched Dark Texans.
Peaceful Divorce Now.
Hail Daglon.
And let's go Brandon for $4 a gallon gas.
That's Putin's fault, sir.
That is Putin's fault.
It is all Vladimir Putin and nothing else.
Stand by Ukraine.
I'm just...
*sniffing*
I get short-circuited in my brains when I have too many thoughts at once, I'm just in the fetal position being beaten by baseball bats, by seven or eight men.
And instead of men, it's U2 and Bono and a bunch of Ukrainian singers in a subway, you know, singing a song.
And over here, it's people ignoring the fact that the United States election was blatantly, very obviously stolen, overwhelmingly stolen.
You know, all of the things.
You're just like, I can't, man.
The world we live in is difficult to live in.
The ferryman stole, how you doing, brother?
Thank you very much.
He says, imagine being so petty that you would hate someone for marching across the country.
Oh, I know.
For anything.
You could march across the country for the prime minister and I'd still be like, damn, respect the effort.
Right.
Yeah.
To put that much physical, mental, and effort and time and energy into anything deserves respect, even if it was something I hated.
But you know what?
You'll never see anyone march across the country for communism, will they?
Because commies want what they want.
They want it right now.
They want now, now, now, me, me, me.
And the ruling class sell that to these people.
They sell them the now, now, now, me, me, me.
Everything's going to be wonderful utopia now.
And then when they get in power, they line up and destroy the people that got them in there once they're no longer needed.
And don't worry, the revolution is constant and permanent.
And sooner or later, everything will be, it'll be fine eventually.
The situation is being normalized.
That wasn't real Kami and Hazrop.
That was a real clown.
You're like, ah!
Ah!
That's like repeatedly sticking a knife in a light socket and getting electrocuted.
One of these times it's not going to do that, I swear.
Something's wrong with this light socket.
I Sertos to the second.
Says gun registry don't mean shit when you have 3D printers and can build boomsticks from stuff you get at a local hardware store for 30 bucks.
Meet your rancid paws off my sexy guns.
I think it probably means get.
Very much toll says we now live in a country where left-wing violence is considered protesting and right-wing protesting is considered violence.
They hate you.
Yep.
Exactly.
And which, you know, that's the attitude that needs to be pushed.
And I'm not saying that there needs to be violence necessarily or that we need to start Lying or doing the things that they do.
Because I don't know exactly what should be done at this stage, but I do know that doing more of the same thing that has done nothing but fail for two decades is not going to work.
You're fighting a war and you keep doing frontal assaults on a fortress that everyone gets decimated every time.
Doing more of the same is not going to yield better results.
You need to try something different like Vimy Ridge.
The French, the British, they all tried, and then the Canadians came, but they did it a little differently.
They came with some mustard on that attack.
You know, they did it a little differently.
They came outside the box.
That's what they teach in special forces units.
Outside the box thinking is very, very well regarded and cherished in places like that.
It's not like the regular army, which is very, this is the way we do things.
And if you try to do it differently, I will fuck your ears.
You know, it's like, oh, God.
They like different ideas and different strange things to do.
For example, once upon a time, there was no such thing as the airborne.
And then one day someone was like, I mean, just imagine how insane of a thought this is.
And it revolutionized warfare.
Genghis Khan, I was talking about Jake about this, right?
Guys that are brilliant military strategists and conquerors, they don't win because of like brute force or, you know, things like this.
They win because they're fucking creative geniuses.
They come up with very interesting and out of left field ways to do things that you knit that the enemy has not even considered.
And it wins every time.
Genghis Khan, we talked about, he was going up frozen riverbeds and creeks and stuff with his horses.
It's all covered in ice.
Those aren't defended.
Right into the city.
Whoops.
You know, once upon a time, there was no such thing as the airborne.
They have a great big fortress.
I think it was the Germans that did this, Fortress of Eben Email in Belgium or the Netherlands, if I'm not mistaken.
And they're like, we got guns and cannons.
We got barbed wire and machine guns and landmines.
Anybody comes through here, they're dead.
And some German guy was, what if I fly a plane and jump out with a parachute and land on your head?
What?
Friends, what the fuck did you just say?
Hear me out.
I want to load a plane with soldiers and put on the parachutes.
We'll fly them over top of the defenses and they will jump out of a plane.
You want them to jump out of planes?
Yeah, yeah, Eineman Newton.
And they jump out of the plane and they land with the parachutes on top of the defenses, rendering their frontal defenses useless.
That's so crazy.
It just might work.
And you know what?
It did.
It totally fucking did.
And bing, bang, boom.
They're damn.
There's a whole other thing.
So, sorry, let's not do the same thing we've always done.
We just gotta get the limbs out.
That's nope.
That's not gonna do it.
You gotta think differently.
You gotta figure something out.
Doing the same thing you've always done is going to get you the same results you've always had.
Fisher of Men says, I already have two passports I can't use, but I'd pay good money for a Diagon one.
We should make fake business idea.
We need fake Diagon passports now.
That's hilarious.
There's already the silver coins.
And I want more of these.
Mr. Burke, the Pondre, if you're out there and you're listening, those dope little challenge coins that you made were very high quality and amazing and excellent.
Mine's, I got to get it.
I don't know where it is.
I'm sure I didn't lose it.
It's at home somewhere.
I just don't know.
But they're fantastic.
We need those.
We need more of those.
Fake passports would be hilarious.
Like, clearly fake ones.
I'm not saying forged passports, but like just silly stuff.
It's fun and it's interesting.
And hey, maybe somebody can make a couple of bucks.
And, you know, that's what we're trying to generate.
We're generating an economy here.
We've got to pay for an army of crows, of suicide bomber crows.
Skylon, the forces of Skylon are very expensive.
I don't know.
Maybe I should renegotiate this deal.
Pray, I don't alter it any further.
That's not part of the deal.
I've altered the deal.
Fisher of Man, that's a good idea.
Say, pay good money for Daglon 1 as long as each page has one of Fairy's best memes on it, and it plays a honking sound when you open it.
Well, now you're getting expensive, but I'm not saying it can't be done.
I like your enthusiasm.
I like where your head's at.
Let's do it.
Andrew Bennett says, proud of every single person who's made it this far in this clown world so fucking wicked.
Let's do that.
Round of applause for yourselves.
I mean, really, this is...
I'm pretty sure.
That's not it.
Maybe I don't.
I thought I did.
There was a whole...
You're not doing great, kid.
Oh, crap.
It always changes.
When apps update, they change everything, and nothing's ever the same anymore as it should be.
No, I don't know.
You just got rid of it.
Wait on.
There was a whole thing where you could.
Oh, God.
Maybe is this it?
Oh, they're booing.
Yeah, this is what I wanted.
Here we go.
There we go.
Round of applause, everybody.
You've survived.
You've survived the most ridiculous, amazing control to brainwash the people of the earth and all of human history.
Well done.
Great job, everybody.
Great job, you especially.
You.
You don't have to take your titties out, but we appreciate it.
Great job.
Fantastic.
Okay.
I don't know.
Hey, I paid $10 a month for it.
I might as well use it once in a while.
Sean M. says two things.
One, glad you guys are fucking catching up to which libs?
The red ones, the blue ones, the orange ones?
All of them?
All of the libs.
Get the libs out.
You just gotta get the libs out.
Get the libs out.
It's a mental illness.
It really is.
It's called get the libs out disease.
And I'm sure we've got a pill for that, too.
Why not?
Um...
Oh.
I need two hands.
See if I can find the same as before.
Maybe I can't.
Hi.
I'm the top doctor of Dagalon.
And I'm here to tell you today that we've noticed a worrying trend in our society today, but not to worry too much because we've got a pill for that too.
Does you or a family member suffer from disease?
This disease and affliction is really a mental illness in which the sufferer believes that simply trading one piece of shit politician for another will alleviate all of their problems.
Symptoms include, let's get our limbs out, cheering on small pee-pee, and arbitrarily buying campaign signage of a bunch of people they've never met, putting it on their lawn, and putting a bunch of hashtags in their Twitter profile.
They didn't know anything about politics before, but gee, do they pretend to now?
If somebody you know is suffering from disease, we recommend reading a book, going outside, going for a walk, talking to regular people, turning off the Communist Broadcasting Corporation, and generally just all around not being such an ignorant piece of shit.
Because if you do, your life will change.
You'll learn that both sides of the political spectrum are deeply, deeply corrupt and have been for quite some time.
And if that doesn't work for you, introducing and bringing back a long-held family and institutional favorite, cyanide pills.
From Philip Industries, you can just take a simply a cyanide pill to your friends, family, neighbor, children, or parents, and they will just stop annoying you forever because they'll be dead.
Either one of these treatments are acceptable and encouraged.
Warning.
Killing off your entire family is totally endorseful by the crypto dialogue.
Get cyanide pills today.
What did he say?
No one can listen that fast.
Read the small print.
You can't even read it.
You'd have to pause the screen and zoom in with magnifying glasses, but it works.
Apparently, that's how the law works.
You can just do that now.
Oh, Blam says these days the whole world is like an airliner going down in flames while the passengers are still obviously watching the in-flight movie.
Not the Jewish passengers on Lufthansa.
They kicked them off the plane.
I'm just kidding.
No, they did do that, but that's funny.
Only question now is how long do we have left?
As long as you want.
This nightmare can go on and on, buddy.
Lil Fringe, thank you very much.
Says, when you see him, buy the Toppinator of beer.
I'm going to buy him whatever he wants.
Thank you.
Marty Leeds says, my bucket list now includes getting hammered with you, just saying thanks, Rage, huge props.
Sure, man.
We'll be doing, we're going to do some more traveling and some more events and some more things this spring and summer, hopefully.
We'll be probably in Ottawa around the end of June, early July for, you know, the event when the Toppinator arrives.
Playa Padre says, going to do a challenge coin round two, perfect, but a slightly different version.
So when Cisa spies one to try and frame us, we at least know it wasn't the OGs.
Ah, well played.
Well played.
Yeah, they will try.
They are, you know, ridiculous.
Andrew Bennett says, shit, the blueberry cyanide actually tasted pretty good.
You're not supposed to eat.
Why are they flavored, guys?
Cyanide pills don't need to be flavored, but I guess if it's the last thing you're ever going to eat, you might as well enjoy it.
Might as well have fun with it.
I guess not.
What?
You're tuning in from Instagrams.
Don't you...
The Queen is traveling this evening from a strange...
I don't even know what it is.
Don't be tech.
No, no, don't text and drive.
Stop it right now.
What a terrible, embarrassing way to die in that silly car.
The Ghost of Willington says, I want my Leopard 1, Philip.
We do need that.
We do need to buy.
We need an armor division.
And I understand the Canadian Forces is selling it.
Now she's pacing it in different...
The Instagram says at the Smarten Up car.
It has its own Instagram page.
It's just hilarious.
Go see it.
It's hilarious.
It's pretty fun.
Why not?
Operation Top Cover is Go.
That's right, sir.
Let's see.
Now, do I even, you know, what are we doing?
What are we?
Let's let's just.
Oh, God.
Now, you might think that in the age of that the chief cause of death, because we've had to lock down and destroy our society, obviously.
We've had to expel people from school.
We've had to torture elderly residents to the point that they starve themselves to death in protest.
We've had to separate and destroy families, force people out of their careers, just generally do catastrophic things for our society that we can never recover from fully, if even halfway would be optimistic.
We had to do all of these things because so many people were dying of this doom plague that we didn't know how to control or understand.
But you'd be wrong because the FDA says misinformation is the leading cause of death.
Yes.
You'll notice this is the new, the big push by the machine is that misinformation and disinformation and ass rape information, whatever they want to put in front of it.
You know, they make up these Orwellian terms now.
That's why everyone's dying.
So basically me, I'm killing people.
So is Fairy.
So is Tofu TV.
So is Derek's killing a lot of people actually.
He's killing.
Derek is probably...
Don't look that guy up.
He's Jewish.
You're not allowed to know about him.
Gendrick Yagoda.
Yeah.
Don't look him up.
We're killing a lot of people by misinformation.
Now, what's interesting about this is that the state Seems to believe that it has a monopoly on information in its own.
It's going to decide what information is not misinformation, it's just information.
They design new words like alt-right and things like this as smear or conspiracy theorist.
You know, there wasn't once upon a time that the term conspiracy theorist didn't exist.
It's an Orwellian term because people very rightly so were very much questioning the death of John F. Kennedy, the president of the United States, and the story being told about it because it's completely ridiculous.
And anyway, they came up with this term to use as because the clamping seal dumb-dumb people that I described earlier that the small peepee is going to save the world.
And this woman, whatever it was, this creature I was trying to communicate with on Twitter, is one of these people that only types in capital letters.
Like at the beginning of every word is a capital T, capital A, capital P, capital B. You know what I mean?
I'm like, God, your brain is like melted.
Like no one.
Imagine typing that and then pressing send and going, oh, wait.
Oh, shit.
I capitalized the first letter of every single word in a giant long run-on sentence and then capped it off with a bunch of emojis, hashtags, and a GIF.
Am I retarded?
Yeah, I might be retarded.
I just typed that and I almost sent it.
No, she didn't even have those thoughts.
She just went ahead and fired it away and thought it was good to go.
So, you know.
These people hear terms like misinformation or conspiracy theorist or whatever, and they go, and they eat it up because it's easy and it's quick and it's a fun way for them to validate why you're wrong and they're right without minimal thinking, minimal effort, very little to know anything.
They can say things like, you know, when this movie comes out called 200 Jackasses, somebody mentioned I should use that.
I don't even know if you can say the words.
It is the most censored film I've ever seen.
And I've seen some shit.
I'll play the trailer a little bit later, but basically it's about the election was very blatantly stolen.
It's provable.
It's demonstrable.
There is billions of minutes of footage and evidence, trillions of data points, an expert panel that this is what they do.
You have political experts talking about it's not a question.
It's fucking obvious what happened.
It's like it's on video.
There's endless hours of videos of thousands of people stuffing ballot boxes.
It's fucked.
So, but you take the, you know, a term like misinformation to these dumb, dumb idiots who don't want that to be true.
And rather they have to do the very scary, you know, act of thinking.
They go, that's misinformation.
That's disinformation.
You're a conspiracy theorist.
You learn these stupid catchphrases from television and you think that somehow propels you to a status of I know more than you because the smart people said this because I, because they're on TV and they've got suits on and I'm not.
I'm just a big, fat, obese slob, you know, wearing a Michael Jordan jersey that hasn't come off since the 1994 Bulls playoff run because I'm too fat to get, I'm just going to, I'm going to take what I revere them as the authority, and I'm going to take that and apply it to myself.
And by me saying what they're saying, that makes me and them on the same team.
And you're stupid.
We're smart.
You're stupid.
And I'm saying, listen, you dumb, stupid, fat, disgusting, you know, slob.
The ass dent in that couch is probably the greatest achievement of your entire life.
There is no you and them.
It's me and you against them, you imbecile.
You absolute spoon of a person.
And if it wasn't for you clowns being so easily manipulated by very obvious, blatant, you know, low IQ lies that it blows my mind.
It even works on people.
If you were just a little bit smarter, they'd never get away with this.
But instead, we live in a real life version of idiocracy where someone can take thousands of hours and time and painstakingly over months and months with experts and every kind of verifiable data you can imagine, put it together in a very short film.
It's an hour and a half long, right?
You guys watch porn longer than that and present it to you.
And rather than being a mature adult as people used to do, I think, I don't know.
This is interesting.
I will watch this and then I will report back on what I think about the things that I'm seeing.
They don't even look at it.
They go, and they're satisfied that they've won the argument now.
So we're basically being led off the cliff by a pack of lemmings, you know, chuckling idiots that are happy to agree with the authority machine and the idiot box and ignoring the signs all around them that everything in society and in all of their lives is in complete decay, including their physical selves.
Have you seen people outside lately?
They don't look good.
Most people out there are obese or overweight.
Most people.
I know this is going to come as a shock to some people, but that didn't used to be the case.
A really big, obese person did not even used to exist at all.
It was like a circus act.
It was like, whoa, how did you even pull this off?
Now, you see 10 of them a day.
You go to the grocery score, you're going to see 10 or 20 of those.
Most other people, like, so their physical bodies are in decay.
Let's compare that to the 90s, the 80s, the 70s, 60s, 50s, 40s.
Like, people used to be fairly fit and strong and healthy.
Now they're going, obviously, in one direction, and no one seems to care.
The testosterone level of men has dropped 30% since 1980.
This is catastrophic and nobody seems to care.
The standard of living is dropping and dropping and dropping.
The cost of living is going up and up and up.
IQs are going down, but yet somehow 4.0 GPAs out of universities are increasing and increasing, not because people are smarter, but because the standards keep going down and down and down and down.
Hospital wait times keep going up and up and up.
Crime goes up and up and up.
Suicide goes up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up.
Literally any measure of just standing out in the street of any city and looking around, you will see no less than 20 things that go, oh my God, holy shit.
Oh no.
Oh fuck.
Oh, that's terrible.
Oh my God.
And yeah, generally society is in complete free fall decline.
So that should be obvious.
And this is the 1984 Orwellian, you know, Orwell Speech.
It literally says, I don't know the exact quote, or maybe it was Anal Farm, but to deny and ignore what your own eyes are seeing.
Believe only the party in the state.
Believe only the television.
Only listen to this and ignore what you're seeing with your own eyes.
You're seeing your own children.
What's the autism levels up to now?
What's the, how many, you know, the sickness and illness and problems of children have gone through the moon.
All of a sudden, people are having heart attacks all the time.
Blood clots and strokes are totally normal.
It's totally normal.
Hey, remember that time 250 soccer players all, you know, dropped dead or had to pull out of the games because of adverse reactions.
I almost had heart problems.
That always used to happen.
Coming up next, the Leafs are tied 2-2 with a Tampa Bay Lightning and oh, or are they up a river?
What the fuck did you just say?
They'll ignore, you ignore what they know is not normal.
But because that thing makes it seem normal, then it must be normal.
And because I'm trying to violently and aggressively shake them out of that, and it doesn't work on some people, and they get very angry.
Because this is just, I'm not doing it because I hate you, although it may seem that way, and I might, I might hate you.
That might be true.
But generally, I don't want people to live and suffer this way.
And my method of doing it is different than the ones people have been doing in the past because I'm just, this is how I think it's, this is how I do it.
I'm going to, I'm going to come into your house via some screen somewhere, and I'm going to smack and spit in your face.
I might choke you a little bit.
I might put your head in a toilet.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to be mean to you, probably.
But the point is you need to get snap out of the fucking illusion you're in because it's killing you and it's killing your family and it's killing everybody.
So at whatever cost it is, if I have to be rude to you, if I have to make you uncomfortable, make you feel bad or make you feel something, so fucking be it.
People are dying, literally.
Children are suffering very much.
Look at this.
This is the cost of your ignorance.
Listen to this.
If all we would have had to do was, say, a 45-day lockdown, I think we would have gotten pretty good compliance.
It's as the lockdown starts extending out and the lockdown hasn't brought the cases to zero.
So the counterfactual indicates how much worse would it have been, but the idea of this lockdown is unclear.
There's a lot of uncertainty about, for example, schools shut down.
To this day, there's still arguments about how many cases out of weighted.
It's pretty clear because young people don't get sick from the disease very often.
Oh, they don't?
Interesting.
Carry on.
Probably if we knew everything we know today, we would have shut schools down a lot less than we did during this pandemic.
Oh, so you mean the shit that I was saying two years ago was right the whole time?
And that you're just some dumb fat retard?
You're a software company manager.
Why is anyone asking you about medical advice or emergency response or how to govern a country or an economy?
You're a fucking fat nerd billionaire who inherited money and companies from other people.
And that's it.
And your software, it sucks, to be honest.
It's not very good.
It's gotten much worse over the years.
Why is anyone listening to you?
And it turns out they shouldn't have because, you know, I'm an idiot.
And I, you know, could clearly see this was a terrible idea.
And I've been saying this from the beginning.
And now he admits it.
And you know what happens?
He's acting like it's normal.
Oh, well, you know what?
I guess we should have did it that way.
Oh, well, instead of the appropriate response of, why did you ruin my children's lives for nothing?
You should have known better.
I thought you were some kind of fucking smart guy.
You have to face consequences.
Because if that was on TV, if I was on TV, people might go, yeah, that's right.
But you don't see that kind of thing on TV.
You see this kind of soft, oh, well, you know, it, well, whoopsie daisy.
Whoopsie daisy.
What's the number, Bill?
What's the number, anybody?
How many teenage kids, how many, you know, children's suicides and attempts are up 400% over the past two years.
How many children and kids and teenagers committed suicide because you ruined their lives and made them live in a world of fear that was entirely, completely unnecessary?
What number is it?
Is it more than zero?
Because I thought the whole premise for this entire thing was, if it just saves even one life, what about if it just kills even one life?
Have you ever thought of that?
You people have killed people with your ignorance and your stupidity and your ridiculous, absolutely infantile and inexcusable inability to face reality and face what's actually happening and take fucking responsibility for yourselves.
Because of that, because of your laziness and your weakness and your cowardice, you're literally killing children.
But it's okay because TV man said, oh, well, fuck you.
Anyway, let's continue.
I mean, yes, it's tricky for the elder adults.
It's tricky in a lot of ways.
And what do you mean by that high school and under?
Exactly.
You know, for college, going virtual tends to work awfully well.
The infection levels are a little higher as you get up into that age group.
But K through 12, we have a learning deficit.
Oh, good.
So an entire generation of kids is now at a disadvantage and a learning deficit.
That's great.
I'm so glad that Pfizer and Moderna made so much money.
I'm so glad that BlackRocks made so much money.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
We've only damaged an entire generation of young people and children so you could make some money.
Well, it turns out we really, we didn't need to do that.
They are mentally damaged and many of them are out dead or dying.
And then we did inject a bunch of them and a bunch of them are dead or dying.
But really, it's okay because I'm rich as fuck and it doesn't affect me at all.
And this last part's really going to make you mad.
That will take us a long time to erase that.
And sadly, it's a deficit where the inner city is where it's almost two years.
Suburban schools less.
Private schools, in some cases, like my kids, almost no deficit at all.
Oh, your kid almost no deficit at all.
Why?
Because you're a rich guy that lives outside the system and they went to private schools.
And you know what they didn't do?
Lockdowns, masks, vaccines.
They didn't do any of that at Bill Gates' kids' school.
They did it to yours, though.
But, but, you know, I can't, I'm toxic and I'm causing problems.
I hope so.
I hope I'm causing problems because the world you fucking people are living in is insane and evil.
Everywhere I look is like insanity and nonsense and reckless abandon and no empathy for other people and just a total fucking, you know, fascination with your own how you're going to get your.
It's a narcissistic hellhole of a planet and it's killing children.
So yeah, if I'm like roughing up some things and ruffling some feathers and breaking some shit, I'm glad.
I'm glad.
In fact, I wish I had a bulldozer.
I wish I had a bulldozer and nuclear weapons.
I would erase this whole fucking thing.
Right to jail right away.
Yeah, he should go right to jail right away, but he won't.
It's not ever going to happen.
That's misinformation.
That's all misinformation.
That's misinformation, bro.
Lone Star Texan says, definitely buy a drink for me on the top of Nator.
Cheers.
Thank you, man.
Pilot Mike, I've got Fortunate Son queued up in the chopper for when you come up to BC.
That dude.
Oh, Morgan, he's got a helicopter.
I forgot.
Can you pick me up somewhere?
Maybe I don't have to drive all the way.
That would be really convenient.
How much is gas in a helicopter would be expensive?
It says we can go doors off.
First flight of the Daglon Air Force, summer of 2022.
Dude, don't tempt me.
This is an idea.
You've officially created a reason to make this, you know, where else, who else?
Damn, he else have a helicopter?
I don't fucking think so.
The ferryman stole says, when I said I was going to meme them to death, I meant it.
I meant it, literally.
I hope my memes cause your heart to explode.
Short and long says, you kill people all the time.
Hell, you killed me twice.
Fuck, you just did it again.
Now I got a headache.
Well, I'm sorry, man, but it is what it is.
I hate saying that.
I don't know how to stop, man.
Hell Billy Deluxe's new worst job ever.
The porn described video voice overlay.
The voice of reason.
TiVor, how are you doing, man?
He says, the circus fat man is now the everyday man.
He has a link there to Reddit.
I can't tell what circus fat man 100 years ago.
Oh, yes, that says a lot.
I went.
What the fat man looked like 100 years ago is like Roy standing in the aisle in front of you getting groceries with a whole shopping cart full of soda pop, potato chips, frozen pizzas while he mouths down a fucking Big Mac.
Godzilla Unchained says the crew of the Dagalon Rope and Wire Exchange's recently seized mega yacht necktie party.
Send our cordial greetings and reminder of Joe Rogan's recent conclusion, the Western world is fucked.
It is.
It's just in free fall decline.
It can't be saved.
This is like you're trying to stop a plane from crashing and then you get to a point where, okay, we're going to crash.
It's going to happen.
So now the next logical thing to do is how do I crash the least awful and survive the crash?
That's the best we can do at this point.
How do I position myself and position this aircraft in a way that is less likely to kill us all?
But somebody's probably going to die.
I mean, we're crashing a plane.
I mean, usually when you crash a plane, it's not good.
So that's where we're at now.
And that's just the situation.
Sorry.
You don't like that?
Well, five years ago, when I was like, oh, this should have fucked, you know, maybe people should have did something about it then.
Or maybe five years before that.
Or maybe when once upon a time, the all-important TV magic box showed you planes crashing into buildings and more buildings fell down than planes hit them and there was no explanation and you had a suspect and a mission and a war before the lights went out at the end of the day.
Maybe the adults back then should have went, what the fuck are you doing?
What's good?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What's going on here?
And you didn't.
You didn't.
So it's just been a constant follow-on game of morons and scared people.
And that's really what it is.
It's fear.
And that's what really bothers me is because anyone can conquer their fear.
You don't have to be smart or intelligent.
You don't have to be a genius.
You don't have to be anything.
Fear is universal to all human beings, unless you're a psychopath or something.
There's something wrong with you, right?
But there's going to be points and times in your life when you come up against something and you're afraid to do it or afraid to challenge it or to say anything or do something about it.
And if you choose not to do it, it's something you want to do or think you should and you don't, then you've given into the fear and now the fear controls you.
And the more you do that, the more of that impulse will be reinforced just so much as the opposite.
When you confront things that frighten you or intimidate you and do them anyway and figure, oh my God, I survived, you'll become less prone.
You'll become less affected by fear emotions in the future.
So what's happened is we have an entire generation of pussies and babies and crybabies and whiners that can't even accept that things are not good.
They can't listen.
I don't like foul language.
Don't tell me the economy's not good.
That's scary.
That's nice.
It's still bad, though.
It's still going to happen.
The consequences will still come.
If I tell you there's a tsunami coming and you should get off the beach, saying that's scary, I don't want to think about that, and then continue to playing with your sandbox while you shit yourself because, you know, you're the leadership of Canada, that doesn't undo the incoming tsunami.
That just lessens your chance of surviving it because every minute you waste acknowledging and hiding from reality brings that tidal wave closer to throwing you into the side of a building and splattering you like an egg.
So, you know, try not to get mad at the people going, you should, if you act now, it's not too late.
Sorry, sorry, I'm rude about it.
But I know I watched a bunch of other people going, well, tonight on the news, things may not be great.
We're going to talk to some people in suits and ties, and they're going to very calmly and quietly and softly explain to you, oh, you know how everything's awful.
And people go, I don't like this show.
Boring.
And they move on.
I don't do that.
I like to do the hey, fucking retard.
Come here a minute.
I don't know.
Some people like it.
But you know what doesn't, you know, what gets no one is when you don't do anything, when you don't say anything.
People didn't used to be this.
People have to used to live harder lives.
Used to deal with more shit.
You used to have to like, you know, you'd have like six kids and three of them might die of tuberculosis.
You cut your hand on a nail and you get an infected.
You're dead.
There's wolves are still eating people.
Every once in a while, the Indians would come through on horses and kill half the villagers.
And you'd be like, oh, if we fuck, like life used to be fucking way more difficult than this.
So it's way, way, way less difficult to frighten people these days because basically nothing challenging has ever happened.
They don't, I mean, think about this.
They don't even have to use their body anymore.
How lazy and soft and protected and weak are we as a people when you've got the overwhelming majority of your population is like obese?
I think it's like 60% of the United States is obese now.
Things are so easy and lazy that you don't even have to physically move your own body anymore.
You basically just sit and consume.
And if you have a job, it's on a computer.
You just sit there.
Human existence used to be, well, we're in the woods and we have nothing anymore.
We must build a shelter, find food, and you're just working your haul and ass all the time just to live.
So that's not a good development.
I'm sure there's a happy medium somewhere.
So you've got all these people that have never probably even been wet.
Have you ever been in the rain for like, say, 10 hours?
I was watching, you know, Top was marching today, and it was just horrible weather.
He's in Ontario, by the way.
Canadamarches.ca.
There's a live tracker.
You can go there and find exactly where he is.
His GPS is on there.
Marching in the rain all day.
And I looked at that and I was like, oh, I immediately remember how shitty and awful that is.
There's a lot of people that have never even just been in the rain all day and understand.
Like they avoid pain.
They avoid discomfort like it's their job.
And so what this is at times and what reality is oftentimes is uncomfortable and not fun, not great to look at or do or deal with.
So like everything else they do in their life, they avoid it and they hide from it and they get fatter and lazier and softer.
And then when somebody comes in like me or like you perhaps to try and say, listen, this is an intervention.
This is, come on, guts.
Like you got to get up and do something, man.
Like you're going to die here.
And then they go, no, leave me alone.
And they're, you know, eating popcorn and they throw it at you.
Get out of my house.
I'm calling the cops.
Like, I'm trying to fucking help you, idiot.
And then, you know, nine years later, they die of heart disease.
And you're like, well, yeah.
Canada's a fat guy with heart disease.
And nobody's helping him.
Not enough people.
Anderson Paladin says, Ontario imported a Chinese bridge right onto Highway 403 in Brantford.
What?
A Chinese bridge?
What do you mean?
The bridge identifies as Chinese.
It was built by Chinese people.
It was a bridge in China and now it's here.
I don't understand.
And I don't understand why anyone would do any of these things.
They probably have too many boosters and talk.
Let's buy a bridge from China.
Now you don't need the risk the Rona to see one.
That's great.
That's just what I've always wanted.
BC Bigots says, hello, Bigots.
Beer Money finally took the time to set up on Entropy.
Nice.
Welcome.
Welcome, sir.
Or madam.
Don't miss the new gun registry.
Takes effect 18, May, 22. Yeah, we tied with that a little bit.
Again, the chats and stuff that I watch and mostly pay primarily attention to.
You can do it on Entropy or Rumble, but mostly entropystream.live slash Raging Distant.
And I'm also on Rumble as well.
Rumble is a bunch of cheapskates anyway.
It's fine.
It's always free.
I don't, you know, I do this regardless, right?
So it doesn't matter to me, but I do appreciate it.
You know who doesn't, though, is people like Rebel News, you know, that will have like really damning shit on the government or something that you really need to know to help you in your life or, you know, help deal with reality.
And, you know, well, but for a price, you got to go beyond our paywall if you want to see it.
Well, that seems grifty, doesn't it?
Doesn't that seem a little grifty?
Gross.
can't, you know.
Anyway, Hellbilly Deluxe says Chris Jafreeland's on Yes, it would be horrible.
No.
I don't want to think about it.
Why do you do these things to me?
Isertosis II says the system is basically your average shitbox car that runs after you smack it three times just the right way.
All the meanwhile, the gas station zip ties hold it all together.
It does seem to be haphazardly working, but it seems breakable to me.
The queue.
This is like, are you QAnon?
Are you that?
Is this what's happening?
He says, if the Ontario provincial election results in anything less than Don Cherry being premier, I'm moving to Diagalon.
Well, it exists only in your mind, so getting there is not hard.
It's kind of just meant, I mean, hey, if people can be, you know, literally two different fucking people, or whatever that video is, or these people with the they, them pronouns, the GGIs, and I'm a foxkin crab apple, you know, insect person from another planet, and I'm also a nine-year-old girl named Felicia, and I'm also this, and I'm that.
If they can do that, you can live in a pretend universe in your head.
So, I mean, it's fair, right?
They're doing it.
Why can't we do it?
I'm just taking your guys' lead.
I thought mental illness and fantasy world stuff was what we were, I thought we were doing that now.
Isn't that what we're doing?
Yeah, Snitter says leaving Dagalon is the hard part.
Nobody leaves.
Nobody fucking leaves.
You understand?
Not without a body bag.
He says, dude, supports vets and support of the convoy.
You people.
Yeah, Don rules.
I don't know how much longer.
He's an old man.
I don't want to even talk about it.
I don't want to.
He must live forever.
You people out there come to Island of milk and honey.
And you go.
Hell Billy says my body doesn't want me to use it anymore.
Everything hurts.
Well, that's probably because you used it a lot.
That's a different story.
I mean, people that have never done anything and they just, you know, it's not a cult.
That's right.
It's not.
It ain't a count.
Let's see.
What am I going?
I got to skip wrong window.
So yeah.
It misinformation FDA.
Yeah, horrible.
A lot of this stuff is horrifying.
And this is another symptom of what I was just talking about.
British Columbia releases proposed plan for a, quote, decolonized anti-racist police force.
That's not the Babylon B. That's not.
You are.
This is happening.
This is real life.
What you're listening to right now, I'm reading it.
It's true North News.
It's the thing.
British Columbia releases a proposed plan for a decolonized anti-racist police force.
Who would have thought to solve crime and to make law enforcement more effective was simply to dig up Christopher Columbus and kill him again to save him.
To save him, to save blacks from plantations, which were definitely not primarily owned, operated and slave ships primarily owned and operated by Jewish people and not white people.
That's not true.
So we got to save them so then that Sikh Indian immigrants can have better jobs on in what in what universe this is the most racist shit I've ever seen because you know justice and the law is supposed to be you know blind so how it works is if it's supposed to work obviously it doesn't work that way because
we live in a nightmare but it's supposed to work that if someone does a thing that we've all decided that should be illegal that's bad that's really bad that person should be dealt with and punished or or considered whatever under the exact same circumstances and as everyone else no matter what because it's the act that we're condemning not the race of person that's how criminal justice system is supposed to work now they're going to argue well that's not how it works it's overwhelmingly against you know minorities and
black people i don't that's not true there's reasons for that too fbi crime stats has a has a theory you don't have to do that just treat it all the same everyone should be treated exactly the same that's it there is no need to intervene with this is going to go horribly in the other direction what this translates to me is decolonized you know what what do they consider colonized colonizers you know white people an anti-racist
police force and what does anti-racist mean again this is coming from the people that only white people can be racist so it's anti-white people so anti-white people anti-white people police force they said it twice it's cool it's good it's awesome that's what uh that's where our priorities are at for policing policing race the the race of people is what needs to be policed not the acts not the crimes themselves just whatever they look like needs to be that's what needs to be balanced out and dealt with the commies looked at the criminal justice system
and went i don't like the i don't like what you know what these people all look like oh that's what you got out of this you that was you where your head went immediately is that you don't like the balance of colors of people that seems fucking retarded to me that seems like a really stupid asshole thing to think i don't think you should be here i think you're too dumb to even be in this room having this conversation go back to the other room where you eat the prayons canada get just go on i like they're like i like i want more of them and less of them and
i wouldn't balance it out i need to make everything the same everything has to be the same you sound mentally ill you sound insane do you work for tim hortons tim hortons is facing a boycott over requiring vaccination for summer camp no isn't that great speaking of fucking who cares about kids tim hortons this company which is you know allegedly pride at tim hortons summer camp is a big deal it's a big deal tim hortons summer camp great for
kids except now we're gonna continue the segregation ostracization and othering of you know the children and their families who chose not to participate in this insane scheme we're gonna do that we're gonna widen that gap even further facing a boycott good i was looking for another good reason to boycott your your horrible horrible company deny a quote denying minors the ability to partake in fun activities is cruel and unwarranted kids have already missed out on so much and
tim horrors needs to let them camp the petition read yeah but but did you know about fuck kids though have you heard the latest neo-communist uh political position of all children should die in a fire they they love kill they'll kill them right out of the they will birth them right out of the womb and hack them up the same day that's a law now in some parts of the united states you can do it you can abort your children after they're born they love it are you familiar with the neo-communist left position of let's destroy children and
humanity itself it's great and if they can't destroy and kill the children outright you know what else they're focused on is let's just fuck them up in the head so much that they might as well they'll wish they were dead did you know that people that have these this transgenderism mental disorder that they have a 51 a suicide attempt rate someone who does this and i identify as one of the things you're the chances of that child or that person attempting suicide is 51
it's more than than probably right like it's over it's the majority So you're you want to you want to push on these kids a lifestyle where they're probably going to try to kill themselves at some point.
Are you sure you're trying to help anybody?
Are you sure?
We should cut their genitals off.
We should pump them full of hormone blockers and chemicals and all that.
I know he's only nine, but let's fuck with his brain and everything.
Let's just get in there and just let's just get in there and just stir it up like a soup pot.
Let's just get let's just give him a lobotomy too while we're at it.
Have you heard of the new communist position of let's fuck kids?
You want to have sex with children?
Well, yes, but not only that.
I mean fuck them.
I mean have sex with them, molest them, kill them, fuck with their heads, turn them crazy.
Oh, I mean I mean literally take the idea of human children itself and destroy it from the inside out worse than any kind of cancer.
Worse than you could the Chernobyl disaster.
I want the essence and the idea of human, healthy, happy, smiling, laughing children to rot and melt from the inside out like someone that was inside the Chernobyl reactor.
That's my position.
Why would you want that?
Because I'm a communist and I'm insane and I'm evil.
Oh, it's not true?
Oh, okay, sorry.
I guess what I live and see and read about and watch happen in real life all the time isn't real.
It just doesn't happen.
They're super pro-kids, guys.
That's why they do all these things that lead to only children.
Children are happier and better than ever.
That's why they're doing so well, because of communist intentions.
Little figure dog, if you don't give a fuck.
I'm sick to death, I'm swallowing every single thing I've seen.
Little figure dog, if you don't give a fuck.
You think you're changing anything, question everything.
The world is a shit, Tim, your children are fucked.
The ones you think are you around for your blood.
When the lines are burned, I'm washed out with stains.
But what do you think you're gonna do?
United will fail, divide and we'll fall.
We're fucked, but you're making it worse.
United will fail, divide and we'll fall.
Damn, cause you're making it so much worse.
He says, what does a decolonized, anti-racist police force even fucking mean?
I just told you.
It means anti-white people, anti-white people police force.
Anti-white times two.
As a general rule of thumb, and I can't believe it's actually come true in my lifetime, because I remember someone talking about this before.
They're talking about essentially hell.
And like, again, I'm not a religious person per se, but I'm an agnostic believer, I guess, is the best way to put it plainly for people that are confused.
But the idea of evil is pretty, it's among every culture, you know, Christians, Islam, you know, like evil is a thing, it's a thing out there in the world.
It goes beyond the ability to define with, you know, simply just science or, you know, it's a way to describe things sometimes, but it's bigger than that.
You're reducing it down to something much more mundane than it really is.
It's not mundane.
It's quite frightening.
And if it spreads left unchecked, it causes horrors beyond imagination.
Because, you know, cultural Marxism, it's evil.
And it was allowed to promulgate and spread throughout the Soviet Union and parts of Europe.
And 80 to 100 million people died from famine, from starvation, from slave labor, from executions, from all kinds of things.
suicide and And the way that it was described to me, like evil, it comes, it's when everything's backwards.
Everything is the opposite of what it should be.
You know, nature, normal, the way that, you know, as were, if you want to put it that way, as the way that God intended.
Like, we all know there's the way the world is supposed to, like, naturally, if you just, if you just stopped, you just left.
You just took a bunch of people who know basically nothing.
They're cavemen, essentially, but their brain, everything still works, and just threw them somewhere in the world.
And everyone just leave them a fuck alone.
Just don't do anything.
Just watch them and watch everything around them.
That's, you know, they'll eventually evolve and things over time.
But then it becomes, we've moved into this dimension now where up is down, black is white, good is bad, bad is good.
Pretty much everywhere, haven't we?
I mean, we know intrinsically we must.
And it's so progressive and it's so nice.
It's something I've thought about a lot recently in the last like, you know, five years of my life.
Like the hookup culture.
The idea that you can...
And if you think I'm insane.
The idea that you can just take a phone like this and I can shop for people to fuck on my phone is kind of insane.
And not only that I can do it or that you can do it or that anyone can do it, but that's what most people are doing.
And that's how most people are finding relationships with each other.
It would seem to me that it's much more normal and natural to, you know, kind of find your person and then hold on to them very dearly and tightly and you face life together.
People have families and stuff and they kind of, you know, you don't just have sex with everyone and just do whatever the fuck.
That seems the opposite of natural, doesn't it?
I mean, I don't know.
Seeing how you can even make children in the first place, which we can.
So that seems like we should because it's what these things were made to do.
Seems very natural.
All the other animals are doing it.
Hmm.
There is a, there's a normal.
So like if a little boy is born with a penis, you probably shouldn't cut it off and fill him with chemicals and do and do you're actually a fox squirrel.
It doesn't seem normal to me.
What's normal is when someone commits a horrible crime and it affects a lot of people.
Say maybe everyone in the village is very directly negatively affected by something this person has done, it'd be very normal for the people of that village to grab hold of that fucker and go, we're going to fucking do something with you now.
But that's not what happens here, is it?
It's the opposite of natural and normal.
In fact, the criminals and the psychopaths and manipulators are rewarded and above the law and do whatever they want and they harm all of us all of the time repeatedly without any repercussions at all.
When is the last time a politician went to jail?
Are you going to tell me, Paul?
Raise your hand if you think politicians are good people in general.
Just generally, it attracts good people, you know?
Like nurses, you know, people like, I want to help other people for a living.
Yeah, it's the same thing with politicians, right?
Yeah, you believe that, don't you?
You think they're all good people?
It's the opposite of normal.
Right?
When you allow, it's an inversion.
It's backwards.
Everything is backwards and upside down.
So that's, that's that, that's, you know, the Buddha, the yin and yang theory, right?
There's night and day.
There's a positive and negative.
It's kind of a bi.
And they'll tell you it's not binary.
There's no such thing as a binary.
It's not.
It's like it's, it's like this supernatural force has a super intelligence, almost like the evil itself is a real thing that can think and function on the fly, it seems at times.
Where it even knows to destroy the very concept itself in the minds of men that such a thing as good and evil even exists.
Oh, no, it's all gray, baby.
Who would want you to believe that?
The good guy or the bad guy?
The good guy would say, no, no, there very much is evil.
That's a thing.
While the evil guy goes, no, there's not.
No, it's all bi.
It's no such thing as binary.
No, no, there's, there's 30, 40, 50. It's all subjective.
It's all relative, really.
Really depends on how you look at it.
Maybe fucking kids is okay if you're from the right part of town, you know?
Like, whoa, that guy's fucking evil.
And yet, the world itself is just drifting and pulling everyone, the entire civilization, into this realm of madness.
Why is everybody so stressed out and confused and fucked up lately?
Everything's backwards almost everywhere you go.
Nothing makes sense.
Everything is like, why are we doing it this way?
Or why is that?
Because it's evil.
And it's in total control of the world right now.
And it's a little scary.
It's a little bit bad.
That was a weird...
I forgot.
I was like, what am I talking about?
Oh, yeah, the weed.
I forgot.
Weed streams for the win.
Agecast.
232 is officially...
And put just a, like a marijuana leaf at the end of the title so you can be like, oh, okay, this is going to be a weird one.
I like those ones.
Tvor says, I live in BC, so as a half black, half German, white man, who is right-wing?
Will their heads instantly explode if they approach me in Victoria?
We'll have to put that to the test, sir.
I'll have to come up and find you and see.
St. Maurice Bear says they're actually going through with Agenda 2030.
The hubris these people have will be their demise.
Let's hope.
Hail Billy says, lobotomize the cirques.
Daniel and Roughneck, bring back public hangings and we'll stop this madness.
Maybe a dash of drawn enquiry for politicians.
Well, in that thought is the problem.
And the problem is there is no repercussions for the things that these people do.
You can get away with regular people, little people like ourselves.
We can't get away with shit.
I mean, get a parking ticket for nothing.
Ask Morgan.
You can get a rent like for nothing.
Like all you had to do was ask me to be like, oh, you're not supposed to do that.
And I go, oh, shit, sorry.
And that was it.
But no, no, we're going to do all this crazy nonsense because you're a little person and you're getting out of line.
But if you're, you know, an important person, oh, you can, you can straight up molest children.
You can have people murder.
You can steal billions of dollars.
You can bribe people.
Man, the sky's the limit.
Sky's the limit if you're one of those.
So why would they stop?
If you had that kind of power where you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted, most people are going to do whatever the fuck they want because most people are shitty.
That's just a fact.
Most people are, and most people say, no, yeah, most people are shitty.
It's like, yeah, but if there's 10 of you all nodding your heads that most people are shitty, five or six or seven of you are probably shitty.
And you just don't think it's you.
They don't think that the shittiest ones are the ones least likely to think they're shitty.
Amber Heard probably thinks she's a fucking angel and a genius of a person.
Obviously.
She's one of the shittiest people and she's going to think she's one of the best.
This is how it works.
They don't think that they're...
Fuck.
uh Thank you.
It says, if politicians are so bad, then why are they paid so much?
Exactly, right?
But like, if you can do whatever you want, like shitty people, and they've got the power to do whatever they want because, and they're shitty people, they're going to do it.
What would stop them is consequences.
You're like, well, you could steal all that money.
You could kill people.
Yeah, but I don't want to.
Well, why not?
Well, because the angry mob will fuck me up, man.
Like they'll, they'll get me.
Just the same as if any of them did it, because that's how the fucking rule of law is supposed to work.
Whether you're Caesar or a peasant, if you're a king or just a taxi driver.
You don't get to do evil shit because evil is bad.
And a good society made up of good people, more sorry, managed and run by good people, would operate a society that way because they're good people.
They wouldn't let evil psychos get away with anything.
So, what does that tell you?
It tells you that the society that we have is not run and managed and ruled by good people, but very much in fact the opposite.
Evil people, very bad people, very dishonest, selfish, cowardly people.
I love this Jordan Peterson quote where he says, if you think strong men are scary, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
That is a scary quote, not only because of how true it is, but because that it's very obvious to me and very many other people around that we are being ruled by not even just evil people, but small, cowardly people.
Like the prime minister of this country, his cabinet, his people, do you think that they're, are they scary?
Like, they're not, though, right?
These people are not like, you know, say like Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, anybody, the empire, what was it, the king of Japan, whatever he was, the emperor of Japan.
Pick any Winston Churchill.
Do you know what I mean?
Like these kinds of guys, these guys would fuck you up if you, you know, screwed with them.
They were kind of scary, right?
But they were there because they're not weak.
Most, if not all, of the men I just mentioned fought in multiple world wars.
These were not weak, soft people.
And they're scary.
So like, even though, you know, if you say, well, they're evil, okay, they're strong though.
Imagine having that much power and being weak on top of it.
That's when you get the really scary shit.
When you get a petulant child with a giant stick that when someone holds up a sign and says, F you, he goes, make the police smash their heads in.
Run them over with hardness.
That's what you get.
That's not good.
And he's going to get a taste for it.
He's going to enjoy the power.
He's immature and he's easily upset because he's weak.
So how much worse is it going to get?
I was listening to Tom earlier say, like, where does it stop?
Is it, now we're going to get three vaccines, four?
Are they going to say that you can't visit certain websites anymore?
Are you going to not be able to talk to certain people?
Do you have to sign some kind of oath of like, I will never, you know, go against the regime if I'm in the military?
Like, like, what, where does it go?
And do people say, well, that's, that'll never happen, bro.
Never happen, bro.
Look how far we've come in just the past two years.
Look how crazy it's gotten in just two years.
We're ready to censor the internet so where CBC is basically going to have CRTC powers to do whatever it wants.
The government is going to decide what's on TV, what's on the internet.
YouTube even warning, even warning, Bill C-11 lets feds censor everyday content.
Good.
According to YouTube Canada's head of government affairs, Bill C-11's wording is so broad that it places home videos within the purview of the Canadian Radio, Television, and Telecommunications Commission.
CRTC.
So just your home video of your kids playing, they could be like, nope, yeeted off the internet.
Doesn't meet our standards of whatever we consider to be approvable content.
Now, of course, the liberals say that we're extremely clear.
Our platforms have obligations.
Users and creators will not be regulated.
Platforms are.
You see, now here's how they get you.
And here's how they trick these people.
That's how they trick those people.
Small Pee-P is a genius.
Yes, yes.
Very good.
Very good, Deborah.
Sit down.
Have your gummy bears.
I like gummy bears.
I know you do, sweetheart.
Here's another cup of them and keep eating them while daddy works.
You're embarrassing.
You're 38 years old.
You're dumber than a slug.
Just eat the gummies, please.
TV man bad?
Yes.
Oh, yes, he is.
Yeah.
TV man is bad.
Eat your gummy bad.
Oh, do you peeing again?
Nurse!
Yeah, we'll get you cleaned up here.
Nurse!
We'll get you.
It's fine.
It's fine, Canada.
Just.
Schmuel Peep is my favorite.
Yes, he is.
Very good.
It's very good.
Very good.
You see, what you tell to her is...
Gotcha.
Boom.
Burned.
Fucking owned.
And that's when adults are supposed to go, yeah, sorry.
Wait, let me stop you right there.
The platforms are what the content creators need to create the content, you see.
So if, for instance, which is literally the actual plan of, I've already read it.
If you were to say, go, now, if you allow this content we don't like, we will find you the platform $10 million.
So, no, we're attacking the platform, not the content creator.
Yeah.
See?
See what I did there?
And then they go to find YouTube $10 million because they don't like certain kinds of content like mine.
And they have to kick me off.
They didn't come after me.
They came after the platform.
We regulated the platform.
Do you see what they're doing?
It's the exact same thing as what they did with the provinces, with businesses, with healthcare.
The same excuses they tried to use.
Hey, well, it wasn't the law.
It was a mandate.
We left it up to the individual companies and provinces and people.
And it was their decision if they wanted to make you have a vaccine passport or not.
We simply asked them to have a decision on it.
We didn't say which way we had to go.
These we, again, weak people using weasel words and little backdoor getaways and escape rafts out of the fucking crimes they've committed.
We're not going after the creators.
We're going after the platforms.
Oh, wow.
Oh, oh, oh.
You hear that, Debbie?
I hear you too, Daddy.
You sound good.
I like the gambler party.
I should have fucking aborted you.
I'm the United States now.
I'm old school, hardcore, constitutionalist United States looking at, You know, brain dead, you know, gummy eating, crayons in the nose, piss my pants, Deborah, which is really Canada, going, I should have fucking conquered you hundreds of years ago.
I can't believe I allowed you to exist.
What a fucking mistake that turned out to be.
Gee, you were supposed to be my bro.
You were supposed to have my back.
We were going to do this together.
We were going to be Manifest Destiny North America.
What happened to you, man?
I mean, one minute, we're there.
It's the 60s and the 70s.
We just fucking smashed through Europe together, bro.
People in hockey used to just beat the shit out of you.
The Canadian hockey player had no teeth at all.
And we were like, that looks fucked up, but also, isn't that badass?
That's deadly.
Those guys are fucking kings up there.
Don't fuck around with those guys.
What happened, man?
I fired Don Cherry.
I know you fired Don Cherry.
I can't do this without you.
I'm the United States, man.
It's just me.
I've got nobody.
They hate us all.
Don't you understand?
It's just us.
If you go, I'm on my own.
Don't.
No.
Don't have the anti-racist decolonizing police force.
Can't even know that's communism.
Oh my god.
I can't do this.
We'll get there.
Canada!
Fine.
We ain't here.
We'll do it my way.
Elon, fire up the time machine.
That's what we're at now.
I think that's what we need.
We need the time machine at this point to probably fix the amount of problems.
What a fucking world we're in.
My God.
Dear Lord.
Oh, my God.
Hellbell and Deluxe.
I read it already.
I'm going to read it again.
Lobotomize the Cirques.
Lobotomize me, man.
I'm ready.
I'm done.
I can't.
Canadian Roughneck says, bring back.
I read that one already, too.
And yes, the whole point of that ran, what was that?
The whole point of that insane diatribe was that, you know, there's no consequences for crazy people.
So they're going to keep doing crazy things, making everything worse until we hold them accountable.
That's literally the answer to all of our problems.
All we have to do is make sure the bad people actually start paying very severely for the things that they've done.
So then they'll stop doing it because they are weak and they're cowardly and they're afraid.
They're not going to do it if they think they're going to get fucking, you know, horrible consequences.
It deters people from the future.
So all we got to do hold them accountable and it's over.
Tanner Carlson's preparing the time machine.
Have you guys met Tanner?
I don't know if you're going to move everything out of the way.
Say hi to Tanner, everybody.
Hi.
Hi, Tanner.
Okay, you fella.
You fella.
He's doing all kinds of stuff over there.
He's tanning our invisible troops.
Who's going into the tanning bed?
Who wants to go in?
Anybody want to go in?
10 bucks.
Get you in the tanning bed, boys.
You can be in there the rest of the stream.
We will cook you.
We will fucking cook you like a cheap dollar store burger.
You'll be burnt to a crisp.
Sergeant Bears says, these edibles ain't shit.
Well, it was liquid, so I guess it still counts.
And this snarky comeback has fucking died right in the crib, didn't it?
Well, then.
Godzilla Unchained says, if a million vaccine-caused miscarriages are necessary to save even just one post-birth human life, it was all worth it.
Jeffrey Epstein, former Nexium Corporation Advisor.
Oh, lovely.
And Helga says, yay for strong Daglon men.
Let's go.
That's right.
That's what we need.
We need more of the homies.
And I'm glad to see them coming online slowly, a little bit at a time.
It's finally happening.
It's finally happening.
No, it's overflowing.
Not again, Philip.
Why would you do this to me?
We have to speak in a re- That's the only way.
This is a tip, guys.
If you're wondering why Philip doesn't speak to you, you have to speak to him in a regal, princely-like manner.
He won't respond to you if you don't.
I don't know why he's like that.
He doesn't sound like that.
At least not to me.
But that's how he prefers to communicate.
So I don't know.
I think it's a power thing, but I don't know.
I think he can hear you.
He's just refusing to answer because he likes to fuck with people like that.
But I'm strong.
Americans in the chat, be honest.
How fucking accurate was that?
I just, I just fucking crushed you, didn't I?
I just blew your fucking minds because you're like, you literally just described my entire problem with Canada.
I now understand.
I didn't know what it was.
I just knew I was fucking pissed at Canada.
Sometimes I hate it, but I don't want to hate it and I don't know why.
That was it, wasn't it?
We were supposed to be boys.
And you, you fucked up.
You fucking went and joined the other team.
You mother.
I fucking love you and I hate you.
I don't know what to do right now.
You son of a bitch.
Come back.
I should have cane enabled your ass, you son of a bitch.
I bet you're going to let Chinese soldiers just fucking form right up on the Montana.
There you go.
Right on, Canada.
Thanks a fucking lot, man.
That's right.
I'm getting southern now.
Now I'm getting real mad.
You hear how I talk right now?
This is as mad as a southerner gets.
Raising our voice is a waste of time.
You know why?
Because it subtracts away from our killing power.
So this is about as means I'm about to get.
I'm going to come up there, crack some heads.
Canada, you fucked up.
We could have had a beautiful fucking number one, number two here.
We could have been like Batman and Robin.
Oh, God.
And instead, we're like the prime minister and the deputy prime minister.
I spill peer all over where my mouse normally goes, so I don't know what to do.
That was it.
I did.
That was Canada.
We did it.
We did it.
I'm sure I did it.
If that's not it, I'm fine.
I'll surrender.
Pilot Mike says, how is it possible that the leader of this country fucked a kid as a teacher and never went to jail?
Exactly.
That should not be allowed.
And if good people were around when that happened, they would have went, no, you must pay for this.
Otherwise, all society goes down.
And instead, they went, shaw, we can pay this bitch off.
How old is she?
15?
That's not bad at all, man.
No, hell no.
No, motherfucker.
I just got a bunch of guys off.
Dude, way.
You have no idea.
You know who Jeffrey Epstein is?
Oh, you're going to be in for a treat when this is all done.
I'll introduce you to that guy.
No, no, no.
Way, way younger.
Yeah, for sure.
15, throw this bitch $2 million.
It'll be all over.
Yeah, we got NDAs.
They're ironclad.
She can't do shit.
We'll threaten her life.
Masonic will buy her house.
Still, scare her parents into shit themselves, right?
No one's going to say anything.
Trust me.
Two and a half mil.
Peacecake.
Imagine.
Imagine.
Anyone from Picto will know what I mean.
Imagine.
That's how we talk there.
Imagine.
Imagine that.
Oh, imagine.
Paralyzed.
Isertos II says, yeah, that was pretty fucking accurate.
Maybe it's time for Manifest Destiny part 2. I will meet you on the field, sir.
I'll meet you there.
We'll have to cooperate.
It's our only chance.
Oh.
You know, there is.
Oh.
Right.
I guess I'll do this because it is.
Just more what I mean.
Without any comment.
I really believe COVID has created a window of political opportunity and maybe an epiphany.
I me, me, me, me, me, me, and me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, bim, me, baby, baby,
I think that this whole COVID thing was a wonderful opportunity.
Maybe, maybe.
What in the fuck kind of thing to say is that?
You were just talking about what was, for most people in their lives, an absolutely catastrophic, horrible, apocalyptic turn of events.
The last two years wiped out everything for a lot of people.
Killed a lot of people, destroyed their lives, their sanity, their families, whatever.
And you're like, I think it was an opportunity.
Oh, it's an opportunity!
Oh, wow!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Well, then, why don't you just stroll on over to a graveyard of someone who's literally being put in the ground as a result of the policies and incompetent, you know, evil, malevolently motivated nonsense that you people have put forward and just stand there as a sobbing family is lowering their father or their brother or somebody into the ground and go, you know what, this is a great opportunity for him for me, really, but for everybody.
And see if you can make it out of that graveyard alive.
That's what you should do first before you dare to fucking say that on television.
They're so disconnected with regular people, it doesn't even occur to them.
Because it's not happening to them.
You think they participated in this nonsense?
Dude, they're richer than ever.
They're doing better than ever.
They have more power than ever.
They're drunker.
They're more drunk on their, it's not a word.
They're more drunk on their own power than ever before.
To the point that they literally just spun what was the worst couple of years for most people in their lives.
And you laugh and giggle about how it's an opportunity.
For who?
Oh, for who?
The constant bankrupting is an opportunity for who?
The record high suicides and the record high murder rate and the record out of control opioid epidemic and the deaths of despair and the children's 400% attempted at suicide rate is good.
It's an opportunity for who?
I'm just, I'm confused because this all sounds like very bad news to me.
This sounds like a lot of suffering and misery for the people.
So I'm confused as to how that, this is, this is a, this is a disaster and a catastrophe from what I can tell.
So it's odd to me that you would, you would, you would, uh, react this way.
Or am I insane?
Huh.
By the way, while you're considering that, just give me another minute or two and consider that that person, who I was just talking about, also signed off on this, where health authorities track the movements of you, Canadians, via cell phones during the pandemic.
They tracked you.
They tracked you everywhere you went.
All of you.
Where you were going, where you, hope you guys didn't do anything weird.
Weren't you people like Cheating on your spouses, or like doing sketchy, were you buying drugs?
What were you doing?
Did you do anything fucking weird?
Were you somewhere you weren't supposed to be?
Did you, you know?
Maybe, I don't know what you looked at.
I don't know what you did, but the government has it all now.
So think about that for a minute.
Because if they just tracked everybody's phones.
Now, this data is so sensitive and useful.
Again, the Canadian government did this to you.
They tracked all of your shit.
It's confirmed.
Why would you...
Okay, psycho.
Okey-dokey.
Because in a good society, again, is this something you would consider doing to people?
No, that's what you would consider if you were a psycho, if you were an evil.
Let's track them all.
I want to see where they go.
I want to make sure they're following my fucking rules or else I sw-health authorities in Canada tracked people's movements via their cell phones during the pandemic with trips to pharmacies and liquor stores being logged.
They know where you went.
They know what you did.
They know all of it.
Your routes, your stops, your routines, when you get up, when you go to sleep, where you work, what you do in your spare time, where you are in the world, is going to tell all kinds of shit about who you are and what you do with your time and this kind of stuff.
The government has it all now.
Isn't that great?
And why'd they do it?
Because they were worried about you.
Remember all the things I said earlier about, you know, who's it good for?
All this awful stuff?
Yeah, they're really worried about you still, despite it making everything worse and making, you know, the mortality rate actually rise for the first time in quite a while.
More people are dying now than they've ever had.
You know, it's completely flip-flop now because they care about you.
And it's so powerful that they even did it with this film.
In the history of American politics.
So we can use it against them.
The 2020 election was the most secure election in American history.
Let me begin by asking a very simple question.
Do we know the truth about what really happened in the 2020 election?
I think millions of Americans know something went wrong, and they have little pieces, and no one's really put it together.
I'm agnostic on this question, and I am awaiting more information.
If I believed the president were a Nazi, I might steal an election.
Bold accusations require bold evidence, and they haven't seen it.
We have been working on something big.
Show me the money.
Can we meet?
I've been working with Greg Phillips.
He has a deep background in election intelligence.
True the Vote has the largest store of election intelligence for the 2020 elections in the world.
No one has more data than we do.
We identified in Atlanta 242 mules that went to an average of 24 drop boxes.
But Philadelphia alone, we've identified more than 1,100 mules.
What is a mule?
Person picking up ballots and running them to the drop boxes.
This is not grandma out walking her dog.
Bad backgrounds, bad reputations.
They are interested in one thing, that's money.
And in no shape, in no way, in no time, is that leakable.
This is organized crime.
This is real life, by the way.
It's not a movie.
4 million minutes of surveillance video around the country.
What you're about to see is disturbing.
So this is 1 o'clock in the morning.
Don't we all vote at 1 o'clock in the morning?
One night, they're going to get across six counties to 27 different drop boxes.
The enemy controls America.
Do you understand?
Because they work like that.
This is jaw-dropping.
What you showed is frightening.
It's just sickening to me.
Now we come to the most important question of all.
Was the magnitude of vote trafficking enough to tip the balance in the 2020 presidential election?
It's not a leap to say this would have made a difference.
They have ruined Election Day in the United States of America.
That's provable.
And that's enough for me to fight the left with every fiber in my body.
Without free and fair elections, we are not a democracy.
We are a criminal cartel masquerading as a democracy.
Now he gets it.
2000.
Oh, shit, boys.
It's gone mainstream.
May 2nd and 4th.
Do you understand?
It's gone mainstream.
The idea that, oh, man, the government is so corrupt and out of control that, like, it's scary.
It's to a scary level where, like, we're in deep shit.
The shit that we've known for years, that these people are now going to, they're all my, like, normies are figured out.
Fucking.
That's great.
That's crazy to think about.
That movie's called 2,000 Mules.
I recommend watching if you don't.
And it was very easy what they did, too.
It wasn't even that hard.
And they got away with it.
Because as of now, the right is just like, oh, you, you, you did a bunch of bad things.
And they're like, yeah, we did.
What are you going to do about it?
And they're like, no, I'll tell you what I'm not going to do.
I'm not going to use foul language.
I won't be doing that.
Yeah, I know, you fucking bitch.
Bye, got to do more commie stuff.
I'm going to fuck your kids.
Well, I don't appreciate that language.
I don't want that.
What are you going to do?
You're going to cry about it?
That's...
That's the...
The gravity of that is crazy.
It's not like this isn't like petty crime stuff.
This is like, let's take over the world and make it a global dictatorship kind of stuff.
That's actually happening right now.
That's crazy.
That's the scariest fucking thing I can imagine.
You can't even, where are you going to go?
They got everywhere.
Where are you going to go?
You're going to leave the country and go where they only own everything.
They're taking it all.
I can feel the gate, the cage coming down.
It's time to seriously, like, what are we doing?
What are we going to do?
Something's got to be done here.
This is not.
Like, I don't have time for this stupid shit.
The stupidity, the drama.
Do you understand what's happening?
We're in serious fucking danger.
A lot of people can see it.
James Topp can see it.
Everyone can see it.
Like, this is bad.
This is really, really fucking bad.
And the people doing it are definitely really bad people.
So really bad people are doing something definitely, really bad to you.
And people's response is like, oh, it's just misinformation.
Ooh.
Mm.
Mm.
And funny that they say it's misinformation.
Was that fact-checked?
And to share that film, by the way, is like fucking impossible.
If you go on Twitter, Danes Jesus has it posted there to his page for now until they delete him, maybe.
You can find it on BitChute.
You can get it for free.
You can pay him whatever.
I sent him a few bucks because it took a long time to do and took some guts to do.
And it's on video.
It's irrefutable proof that that happened.
Thousands and thousands of people dumped half a million, a million votes illegally into the system.
And by the time they were counted and gone, it was too late.
And it's like, they're all on video.
It's right there.
We found them.
Look.
Look.
There they are stealing America.
Look.
You see it?
Do you see them stealing America?
I'm like, no, that's misinformation.
La la la la la la la.
So then you're like, okay, if you don't come to grips with what's happening and help me push, we all die.
Do you get that?
Like, I don't want to die.
And if you don't help us push, you know, the, you know, the wagon off the train tracks before the train gets here, we all die.
You know what I mean?
It's going to explode.
It's full of, like, we'll never get clear of it.
We got to.
Nope, that's lies.
It's not fact check.
La la la la la la la.
I'm running out of patience, man.
I don't know how much longer I can wait because we're all going to die again.
It's going to be bad.
It's going to be real fucking, it's going to be really shitty.
And by the time you figure it out, because you're stupid, it's too late for both of us.
So that's, you know, let's, let's, let's get her going.
Let's go.
Look at this.
Fact checkers.
So in the film, one of the things they described is that it was NGOs and like charity organizations and stuff where these people were going to, because that was rumored to where these mules were going to pick up all these fake ballots and then they drop them off in all these mailboxes.
And do you remember how Facebook and Zuckerberg was like, oh, this is like there, they basically, we're handling the election.
Don't you worry.
Remember that?
Well, it turns out that the election spending was carefully orchestrated to influence the vote, the ex-FEC member says.
A $400 million plus that was received was helped to spend or spent to help finance local elections.
Yeah, to keep them secure.
You know what I mean?
That's what they said they did with it.
And what they secured was paying these people hundreds of dollars a day to go do this.
That's where the money went.
That's where the money went.
Hans von Spakovsky, a former federal election commission member, said the billionaire Facebook founders donations to a pair of nonprofits doled out the cash to nearly 2,500 counties in 49 states.
So he got $400 million that he spent to 49 states and 2,500 counties to do what exactly?
I bet it was paying the people on the TV we've all seen going to do.
You think?
Now, C citizen RTMP, I'm not an investigator.
I'm very stupid.
I'm not very super smart and special like you.
But I have a feeling.
I think I know who helped do it.
It's pretty fucking definitely worth asking a question or two, isn't it?
Hey, so Marky.
Yeah, hey, what's going on?
Yeah, hey, it's the FBI, buddy.
We were just wondering if, you know, you know, the whole election thing and you guys were saying, you know, like, oh, you know, we're taking care of it.
It's going to be under control and all that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember that.
So funny thing, it turns out that a whole bunch of people were doing like ballot box stuffing.
You know, like, that is horrible.
You're right.
Who would do that?
I know.
That's what I thought.
Right?
Anyway, we tracked them down.
And it turns out they all kept going to these nonprofit organizations for some reason and then going back to boxes.
And, you know, so that's where they were getting the votes from.
Right?
Yeah, that is weird.
And then I found out that you own a fuckload of these non-profit organizations and you gave them $400 million right before the election.
So, Marky, do you see what I'm saying?
I'm going to let you catch up because you're not a bright guy, it seems.
But, yeah, I do think you did it.
Yes.
So why don't we just...
Oh, God.
Oh, we got a runner.
At 24-2.
24-2.
Suspect is an extremely fast motorbush scooter, Robert.
The suspect described as uncomfortably tall and lean and basically looks like a lizard alien Roger.
I have opened fire on the suspect, but bullets seem to be immune to his strange alien exterior over I'm gonna require an Apache gunship over Apache gunship level Have fun with that stupid thing tonight Who wants to see it?
I want to see Mark Zuckerberg on a motorized scooter going like a hundred miles an hour trying to escape as an Apache gunship pursues him down the LA fucking expressway That's I want that movie to exist Can we do that please the whole time weird
I didn't anyway I think Mark Zuckerberg being chased down a highway on a motorized scooter going very very fast in pursuit by an Apache gunship should be a movie of some kind to avoid prosecution for what was clearly interference in the United States election despite claiming that he was protecting the United States election from interference.
What a crazy movie this is!
Come on!
Come on, man.
Think about it.
Think about it.
at the height of a crisis Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong!
A nation divided It's gonna be a great election.
It's gonna be a great four years when the people thought things were under control It's gonna be it's gonna be the most secure election in American history.
I put myself Jail helping things will take a turn Stop the steel stop the steel We need to put these people in prison This was an insurrection Not since Bro Harbor is crazy I'm not how could this happen And
who could have done it We fact-check that your honor Mark Zuckerberg is an alien reptile from outer space And its only mission is to conquer the world But one brave Apache fighter pilot was
not gonna let it go Now never catch me Starring Mark Zuckerberg and Nicholas Cage Give me back my country America
The circus movie There's nowhere you can run or I won't find you Coming hopefully as soon as possible Today would be great I haven't done that in a while I feel bad
that was fun We need to do more of this You're doing great kids.
That's what we need, but we need something else first boys We live in a nightmare.
It's fucking crazy We gotta if you don't live if you don't if you're not fucking getting lit up I do are you even alive This is natural.
This is normal.
You're literally a Viking in modern times Things are on fire all around you And so you got James Toppin's like I'm gonna march across the fucking country right people like yep she's fucking wild and we're just like drinking having Viking parties all the time like we're she fucking It's on their bush Oh yeah, half my family disowned me Holy shit My dad tried to shoot me well We're being excommunicated from society Holy shit!
I think they're gonna try and kill us all Oh well Fuck them can't wait to let him drive Mike torture because we're crazy I got nothing left these I'm ready to go any day anytime to the death It's
ruined my life really I mean they've ruined my I've got where am I gonna go They're gonna Google me I'm not getting a job or into a school.
I'm not doing anything ever again So I got nowhere to go except be right here with you guys and do this Until they never go kill you then I'm like okay good look at this I'm ready for you I'm a piggy win I'm a piggy winner Back
to Dobo to Curious Girl, cause she's waiting, she's been waiting.
Show to the Save Canada boys and also freaking wind the total TV.
You guys are unsome heroes lately.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
And all the other groups of people out there fighting to fucking resist these gigantic assholes and cowards and failures.
You're doing great, kid!
Highland Mike says, how is it possible that the leader of this country fucked a kid?
I read that one already.
Mr. Tubbs says that it's pretty accurate.
I got that one too.
Oh, there we go.
Hellbilly.
Does she remind you of Smeagel?
Is it just me?
No, that's all I see.
That is Spiegel, isn't it?
What do you mean, she?
You see something else other than Smeagel?
You okay, bro?
Alex Woods says Justin should be in the army.
I'm sure there's a job for him, like painting grenades or cleaning mines.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's played dress up in the army before.
He knows all about it.
He's the prime manager now.
I'm going to say it, but only because it's $10 and I'm a horror.
Cinnamon Sniz.
I thought I could do it.
I can't.
Oh, my God.
Where's the button?
Oh, no.
He says, she says, whatever it says.
Once you're done with the CPC, you want Conno's cheese legs to deep throat your diet.
I don't know.
I don't know who you are, but I hate you.
Help.
Help me.
Anyway, Hellbilly Dog says, oh.
I mean, that's assault of something.
That's kind of a salt, right?
That wasn't, that wasn't, that wasn't cool to do.
That had an effect on my soul.
That affected the core of my very being.
It changed it a little bit.
Like, it doesn't look the same.
You ever know somebody that was, like, got in a fight, like a real bad one?
That was like, and then when they heal up, like, months later, and you're like, Mike doesn't look the same, does he?
He looks different.
Like, it's still Mike, but you're like, yeah, I don't know.
That's what you just did to me.
I hope you're happy.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
Hellbilly Deluxe, this is what you did to my soul.
I mean, Hellbilly Deluxe says most circs are going to get to live their zombie apocalypse when the food stores run out and fuel runs out as they walk out of the cities looking for items.
Zombie circs aim for the head to conserve ammo.
You won't even have to do that.
You could just dig big holes and just walk into them.
Like that sheep that Ferry was shared the other day.
It's like the sheep is like stuck in a big ditch and somebody pulls it out and it goes and just jumps right back into the ditch.
You're like, oh my God.
Like, don't worry.
You won't even need guns.
You won't even need guns.
I'm not kidding.
Put a can of ravioli under one of those big like predator nets that they tried to get, you know what I mean?
And like the logs that smash together and that kind of thing.
And they'll just run into the can of ravioli and you can literally just unleash, you know, amateur, you know, movie style Predator 1986 jungle props on people.
And that would probably eliminate most of the problem.
That would kill most of them.
Never mind.
It's like, dude, how many bullets do you need?
Four or five would probably cut it.
Anything will do it, man.
Order them a bunch of pizzas and give it to them and just lace it with cyanide.
They'll be too dumb to ask where the pizzas came from or why we're giving it to them.
Finally, fucking pizza.
What's your goddamn Nazis?
Boatide, they fuckin' And you're like, I can't believe they just tried killing us forever and chased us into the woods and were like, we'll destroy you.
And then they came out here asking us for food.
We're like, oh yeah, here, sure.
And we gave them poison food.
They didn't even ask.
They just ate it immediately.
Like, motherfucker, I hate you.
You ruined my life.
We hate you very much.
You're very not good people.
We didn't have no Yeah, I poisoned the pizza.
It's all cyanide pills from Philip Industries.
You came all the way out of here thinking you were gonna get some shit.
Like, just because, you know, eventually we're going to fucking run out of patience.
patience.
Thank you.
Just come up and get your food.
Oh, what happened?
Oh, no.
Did you?
No, we would never do that.
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Now in the past you may have used social media and been blocked by some foaming at the mouth NPC zombie introducing the blocked bill.
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Because they're dead.
Because you poisoned them.
Call 1-888-543-3372 now and order a pallet or two, couple thousand, whatever suits you.
Number of cyanide pills that you can indiscriminately slip into the drinks and food of your co-workers, friends, neighbors, whoever it is.
If he's a cirque, he's got to go in the dirt.
Side effects may include pangs of guilt, question of existential crisis, law enforcement putting you in jail for murder, also increased sense of power, in which case you could be a psychopath.
Either way, we're in it for the long haul, and they're not playing fair, so neither should we.
Order ballots of cyanide pills today from Philip Industries, and hey, together, in large numbers, we could just poison all these people and kill them all.
And everything will be fine.
They'll be fine by Monday.
This isn't a joke.
This is what I want to do.
C says, I have them.
Thousands of these pills.
Mail them all out.
I'll do it.
And we'll put them...
And we'll put...
If that doesn't work, we'll just hold you down.
I don't know, but that's the plan, guys.
That's the new Dagolon plot.
I can't wait for the handy hate article.
Dagolon militia commander threatens to poison millions of people with cyanide pills that he doesn't have.
But hey, just cause just because the last time they almost overthrew the nation didn't happen doesn't mean that he might not actually be secretly really for sure actually for realsies gonna sell cyanide pills through the mail to whoever so that they could clandestinely launch a civil war via poison.
Doesn't mean he's doing it.
I'm telling looking at him.
It's serious.
Look, he's got the shirt of his crazy country on it.
He's wearing uniforms.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go get him.
Go get him.
He's wearing a uniform.
I don't know.
It's an idea.
I didn't say that has to be great.
I didn't say I want to do it.
I'm just saying I had an idea and I said it out loud.
That's all.
That's all I said.
Is that illegal?
Imagine?
That sounds like a plot of a movie.
Holy fuck.
That would be insane.
All of a sudden, there's just tons of people dead.
Like, what's happening?
Like, someone max poisoned, like, fuck loads of people.
I'm giving the wrong people ideas.
That's what I'm doing.
Moving on.
Sensor redeck.
Shut all that down, Philip.
Erased the last 10 minutes.
You know, we're live.
What do you mean we're live?
Well, I guess it's too late then.
I guess I'm going back to prison, guys.
I can't wait for Double Vax didn't upgrade his virtue signaling vax to prove how much not of a piece of his shit that he is.
Double vax Tony.
I can't wait.
McKenzie threatened to deliver cyanide pills to 17 million Canadians.
That's right.
That's how many commies there are in this country.
17 million exactly.
I wrote it down.
I did the math.
Black magic.
Don't you know?
Don't you know that's something that we have here?
It was leaked on the Cesis map on the Telegram page, t.me slash raging distant.
Go there and join the page for all kinds of weird shit.
But it was on there.
Here it is.
This is the leaked Cesis intelligence map.
Code name Rance.
You got Randy Healier up here.
This is so funny.
Whoever made, you're hilarious.
I think I remember now.
All connected to been plotting.
Nuclear threat.
Air quotes.
Ferryman.
Code name ferryman.
Code name sheriff.
Telepathy.
Question mark with a goat picture.
A question mark on a brick.
What does it mean?
What does it represent?
Maxime Bernier for no apparent reason.
Here's a picture of an atomic bomb.
Motive, intent.
What do they want?
What are they capable of?
Thanks for making my dreams come true, government.
I can literally think of this anytime that I want.
And I'm going to get even more stone for this because this is too funny to me.
I'm just going to selfishly, narcissistically enjoy this moment right now.
Whenever I'm sad, or anything like that, I can just be like, you know, I can be on my deathbed and be like, I made the government of the government of Canada declared war on my imagination because it was afraid of crazy things I was saying from my computer.
The whole government, they enacted the Emergency Measures Act.
They did.
No, they said, I invented a fake country on, you know, and they took it seriously and they thought that was going to attack and take over the country.
Oh.
That's funny.
That's funny.
I don't care who you are.
I don't know.
That's real life.
That's where we're at.
Walnut still says 2,000 goats is next.
Philip per PM.
You do not want that, sir.
Canadian Roughneck says, Ceces, FBI, Bueller, anyone want to look into this shit?
No, they don't.
They're worried about Philip.
They think he's real.
They're not doing well, man.
They're not well on the head.
They think he's real.
Lone Star Texton says, who was the guy they made a statue that CBC cried about and he failed to achieve what Top said to Terry?
You guys and your hatred of Terry Fox is ridiculous.
All I can do is laugh.
Like, who insults and makes fun of Terry Fox?
These guys do.
Just be dicks.
Like, the Q says, look into Taiwan's Sunflower Revolution.
They occupied their government buildings over far less than what's happening to Canada.
Really?
I did not know that.
He goes on to say, I'm not saying we do that.
I'm just saying you can look into it.
It's a situation.
It's a historical event you can look into.
Taiwan's sunflower revolution.
Old Guard says, I'm late.
Are we meeting the commie agents in the sandpit for a good old rumble?
Old Guard, I'm sad you missed it.
I had a whole bit where the United States was the sad, depressed, heartbroken older brother of Canada and just lamenting the fact that they, you know, like we were supposed to do this together, man.
And you fucking you fucking went and turned into a commie, man.
I can't believe it was, you know, I had fun with it.
I thought it was fun.
Colbert's mom, you guys are late.
What are you doing?
Fine.
I put my heart and soul into this business.
I do everything.
I fucking think of jokes ahead of time.
I fucking write it down.
I sit here.
I stress and I worry about it.
And I want you to have a good time.
I do.
I really do.
I really do.
And I put everything into this.
And you're like, you know what?
Fuck them.
I'll watch 10 minutes.
I'll show up later.
I'll fucking, you know.
Hurts my feelings a little bit.
Hurts my feelings a little bit.
I work hard.
I'm just kidding.
I'm very stoned this evening.
Hellbilly Deluxe says the gears are turning.
Ilky buildings things at the maker.
We're going to be busy.
Oh my goodness.
Something's going on in the Hellbilly camp.
They're up to something.
He's using devil emojis.
I've never seen him do that before.
Things are getting real.
Phillips Disciples says, so that is why Phillips Pizzeria closed.
It's one of the reasons, yes.
Many.
There were many.
Hank Bangor Remain says, they are way ahead of you.
They are working on mRNA vaccine lettuce.
Oh, good.
We're going to have food vaccines now.
That's my favorite.
That's great.
So we're tracking the people.
Oh, this needs to be addressed.
And this isn't even what I necessarily wanted to talk about next, but it has to happen.
There's, oh, great.
There's so many stupid things left.
That's great.
I was like, do I have anything left?
Oh, yeah.
Did you know that PEI is completely retarded?
Did you know that Prince Edward Island has just completely lost its mind?
PEI has released a new study on COVID-19 effects.
And I want you to listen to it.
Because trust me, it's something.
And when we sat down and talked to these young adults, we learned so much more.
Yeah, you were wondering why they didn't get as sick as the older folks.
Is that right?
More of that weird young people not getting sick stuff.
It's just something.
And pay attention to, I'm going to talk for a minute and just try and break this down from someone who's just, I'm just observing this as a normal man with common sense that seem to be two insane people talking.
I think both of these people are out of their minds at this point.
The guy on the left here is asking all leading questions to which there is definitely a prepared answer.
It's very clear they're going off some kind of practice script here.
He's asking very obvious, specific questions, like softball questions, right?
This is a very scripted thing.
So that's weird.
Like, why are you having this interview, isn't it?
Why are you, it's like you're coaching her to anyway.
And she goes on to say that just because you don't have COVID-19 doesn't mean you don't have COVID-19.
You can experience it without having it.
You can, I mean, like really, it's so plainly sick.
And like, she's so clearly out of her mind to me that I would feel stupid arguing with her.
I would feel like as embarrassed to argue with her as I would a mentally challenged person.
Like and seriously argue, like, what the fuck?
Like, you know what I mean?
It'd be in a real debate with someone who's like, like Deborah from earlier, Canada, Deborah.
Hey, look, you got me, man.
Like, I'm not debating with, you know, this is embarrassing.
This is a crazy person.
Like, just snap yourself out of, like, what you're about to watch is an insane exchange that I can't, I can barely wrap my head around being real life.
Yeah, exactly.
And so if they weren't going to get as sick, what was in it for them, let's say, in terms of following the rules.
And it turns out PEI was kind of an ideal place for this, right?
Because the infection rates were among the lowest in the world, at least at the beginning of the pandemic.
So yes, it was.
At the beginning of the pandemic, their case per population size was set it up and she knocks it down.
And probably lower than a lot of other places in the world.
It was lower probably than a lot of other places in the world.
This is an expert.
This is an expert person that we're trusting with the lives and success and health and, you know, of our entire, and the soul of our nation.
We're listening to these expert people.
They'll be like, listen, you got to fucking get this right because everything's on the line right now.
It's like, well, it's probably like good and stuff and like better than like other places.
You know what I mean?
It's not a good start.
You noticed droves of young people on the island lining up to get to get tested.
What did that tell you?
I think that told us that there was some other reason other than like a potential contact or close contact that was making people afraid of the virus and that was, you know, kind of changing their behavior.
And so that tipped us off that there might be something interesting going on.
Yeah, so in the end, you found lots of folks were experiencing.
So like people were doing stuff and then it tipped us off that like, hey, bro, like something's going down.
You know what I mean?
I am a scientist.
...sign, I guess, serious effects of the illness without actually having COVID.
I'm going to play back what you just said again, and I'm going to ask you if you want me to air this, okay?
Yeah, so in the end, you found lots of folks were experiencing, I guess, serious effects of the illness without actually having COVID.
Um, what you just said is a, is, is insane.
It is out of, it is not like a little, well, I'll tell you, look at it.
It's off the, it's off the disc.
It's out of the rink.
The puck has left the ice.
It's gone.
It's in the upper deck.
It hit a woman in the teeth.
It's everywhere.
Blood stitches.
We're going to get sued.
It's, I mean, this is no good.
We should have netted.
We should have been netting up there.
What the fuck happened to that?
How did, how did.
You can experience like, oh my God, with so many severe side effects from what?
COVID.
Do you have it?
No.
What?
What do you mean, man?
What do you fucking mean?
Stop it.
No, you're ridiculous.
Stop this pull.
Stop this.
Gotcha by the sweater, and I'm just dragging you to crazy town.
You're coming with me.
Get the fuck off me.
No, man.
I'm straight going to talk to you like I would talk to somebody who was out of their fucking mind in high school.
Bro, you're ridiculous.
Do you hear yourself?
Well, just because you don't have it doesn't mean you don't have it.
No, that's literally what it means.
If you don't have it, you don't have it.
So how the fuck are you dying from it without having it?
What?
You need help, man.
It's not good.
I'm calling your mom right now.
No, I'm serious.
You're losing your shit.
Explain to us what kinds of illness you're talking about.
Absolutely.
So there's a difference between a disease and an illness.
And so disease would be like when you are sick with COVID-19, whereas the illness is your experience of being sick.
Your experience of being sick.
You're just experiencing not being sick differently.
It doesn't mean you don't have COVID.
You probably do, but you're.
You're either sick or you're not sick.
If you're sick, something is causing you to be sick.
Could be disease, could be bacterial infection, could be a lot of things.
You're sick for a reason.
But you know what, scientist lady?
I'm pretty sure that you're never sick for no reason.
I'm pretty sure when people are like, oh my God, I feel really awful.
Something's wrong with them.
It's not in their head.
You just have pretend COVID.
You have an experience of it.
Maybe there's something wrong with them.
Nope.
They're just experiencing it weird.
that's a very simplified version of it.
Okay.
Sorry.
That even those who weren't sick with the COVID-19 virus experienced kind of illness-like symptoms where their plans were changing, their priorities were changing, their relationships with others were changing.
And so that's what we found.
You're quoted as saying, What?
The one comment that come on, Bruce.
It's okay.
Really stood out for me to you that was repeated across the board was this is the mentally worst I've ever been, the mentally worst I've ever been.
Guess we really can't underplay those feelings.
Weird.
People feel mentally awful.
It must be imaginary COVID.
That's probably the reason.
It's definitely not the fact that you've completely upended their world, changed their, like they're living in a complete stress-induced nightmare and no one knows what's going on.
Everyone's confused and scared.
That's not what's causing them to feel mentally unwell.
It's probably the it's probably the not COVID COVID.
Absolutely.
Which means you should get vaccinated, of course.
And that was a sentiment kind of expressed across participants was that this, and especially being a young adult and making all these life changes and not having experienced that much life before the pandemic, that this experience was the mentally worst that most of them had ever been.
Yeah, it's pretty shitty.
Went beyond just, you know, I can't go to my friend's birthday party, right?
You're talking about young people feeling that their careers, their relationships, major milestones like buying a house, even all of that was put on hold or put in jeopardy because of COVID.
Absolutely.
Oh my God, you fuckers.
Yes, your life is destroyed because COVID.
Wrong.
Your life is destroyed because the government destroyed it.
No virus or illness did this.
These decisions and these actions that were made and taken were done intentionally by people.
Thank you.
It didn't happen by accident.
It was the government.
Like in Sweden here, the Swedish prime minister says that integration has failed after migrant riots.
Hmm.
You mean reality is setting in.
Maybe these people don't know what the fuck they're doing.
That's the point.
They don't.
And we're at the point now where they're blaming what is very obviously, I mean, Sweden was one of the countries that it didn't, it hardly did anything, right?
And the differences were negligible.
Look at it.
Sweden suffered fewer deaths per capita than much of Europe despite refusing to enforce strict lockdowns.
So they did it wildly differently, and it made little to no difference.
The catastrophe of disrupted families, businesses, the mental anguish and all of this that you're trying to pin on a, why didn't it happen to Sweden?
Well, because Sweden's government didn't lock its people down and destroy its economy to the degree that you did.
So that would mean the deciding factor here is not the existence of a virus, but the response by the state.
And who's complicit with this?
That would be the media.
So now they're trying to pawn off their horrible decision-making and idiocy and short-sightedness and greed and all that.
It's not their fault.
It's COVID did it.
It was, you remember COVID?
Oh, that darn COVID did it.
That's why we closed your business at darn COVID.
That's why gas is $2 a liter.
That's why there's carbon taxes.
And that's why there's mass immigration that has failed to integrate and only causes violence in your society.
Darn COVID.
There's always going to be that darn COVID.
Do you really expect them to blame themselves?
Do you really expect to see on mainstream media anywhere where people go like, so society's in a real big pickle right now?
Tell me about it, Marv.
Definitely is.
And that is entirely our fault for following to the beaten lockstep, the drum of the authoritarian powers that pay us.
No, we were slothy then, weren't we?
They told us to march and we did.
And every step along the way, we're like, I don't think this is the right way to be doing things.
We did it anyway.
Sorry about that, everybody.
Sorry about all the death and destruction.
Sorry, your families are destroyed.
Hey, I'm a victim too.
I mean, I live in a much bigger house than you, but I'm still a victim.
And my family's okay because I was, you know, kind of in on it, right?
And I'm not worried.
I made a lot of money.
I'm famous now, actually.
My life is actually better than ever because more people have been paying attention to me than ever before.
We never used to have top doctors before.
Now we've got celebrity doctors.
I mean, I'm doing pretty good.
I know your life is destroyed, but I mean, you know, I'm doing pretty good.
So just remember that it was that darn COVID that did all this.
Definitely wasn't me.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't steal from you.
Nope.
There's your bad guy.
Go throw stones at something that doesn't exist.
Go throw, you know, go get mad, shake your fist in the air at nothing.
Because I love when you do nothing.
It's my favorite.
My favorite.
Just get angry at nothing.
Angry at something you have no power to change, even though all the while everything bad happening to you is entirely because of someone else's decisions.
That cannot be held accountable.
Does whatever they want.
And then when the evidence of what they've done is so grotesque and obvious that even the dumbest of the dumb start to question why, you provide the answer for them.
And it's, oh, it's a darn COVID that did it.
Wow.
You're a real.
That is a real piece of shit thing to do, isn't it?
Not only did you rob, rape, murder, steal, and pill for everything, but then, you know, like basically a blind, deaf, drunk, like you just, like a thief in the night, you know what I mean?
And then when you get confronted and caught about it, you're like, and it's clearly you.
Like, oh, it was, oh, that guy, that's who did it.
The ball's on you.
Was it me?
Oh, no, no, I didn't do it.
You coward.
That darn COVID must have done it.
That's why those kids committed suicide was that darn COVID.
Wasn't that I shut their schools down and ruined their lives for years, which is a long time to a 14-year-old who's isolated.
And, you know, then the other kids are like, well, you vaccinated.
Your fucking parents are stupid.
You're fucking a stupid bitch.
Can you imagine being a kid in this environment right now?
As hard as this on the parents, imagine being the kids of those parents that probably aren't even that certain about their families and their parents' decision.
Their lives being torn upside down.
They're being bullied and attacked and harassed because it like, I can't fucking imagine that.
So no, when you say that darn COVID, that's not what I picture.
That's not what I remember.
I remember the people of this country suffering very, very, very, very much because of decisions that you made that are admittedly now, as you saw earlier in the presentation, not even fucking necessary.
The own people that you got down on your knees, you got down on your knees and you fucking prayed to them on the TV, didn't you, with your masks on inside your house?
You probably had a fucking face shield on.
Please, Bill Gates, tell us what to do.
Oh my goodness, please.
Oh, Bill Gates says.
And it turns out everything he did was super harmful and destructive.
And then at the end of it all, he's like, oh, well, whatever.
Sorry about that.
You're just going to be fine with it.
Oh, well.
He said he was sorry.
You ready?
Yeah.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Thank you.
Those poor kids.
Victim Morale says, cheers and FYMM.
Angry Soldier 100.
What's up, man?
It says, found out.
Thank you very much.
Found out today my sexual assault at CFP Greenwood was also documented by both the RCMP and the military police, but neither did anything because I'm a man.
I wish I was kidding.
Nope.
I know.
I believe you.
Hellboy Deluxe says, objection.
Leading the witness, Yarana.
Fine.
Fine.
Sustained.
Won't hold still says, so they're saying immune systems work differently in different people when affected by viruses.
Mind blown.
P.S. Don't misgender me again.
Kurt's watching.
I'm sorry, Jir.
I'm going to go.
What's the neutral one where you don't know?
Buddy?
Friend?
Friend?
Sorry, friend.
There you go.
The Boogan Blue Taco says, I know what you are.
I don't know why.
Why are we playing these games?
I know what you are.
The Boogan Blue Taco says, question.
Sustainable punishment concept.
Can we use horses?
Or is that animal cruelty?
Just pondering some dungeon master shit.
I'm going to tell you a story.
Horses like it.
Horses are sadistic murderers and never take your eyes off a horse.
That's why it looks like it does.
But when you really like sit there, have you ever done that?
Just stood in front of a horse and just looked into its eyes whilst they're chewing and just stand there, just listen and just wait.
It just zooms in more and more on the horse's eyes.
Outro Music Dude, they bred them for war.
They went to wars and they loved it.
They ran people over.
They would charge into crowds of guys with swords and knives and things.
Like, fuck you, I'm a horse, and would step on their heads and shit and kick people.
Dude, horses are miss.
Are you kidding me?
Dude, think about it.
Come on!
The horses are like wind book.
That's what the horses are doing.
The horses are ready to go.
The horses are ready to go.
You ever see a dick on a horse?
Fuck around.
Fucking Chernowski and Balagor just got excited.
Cheers.
We'll see you next time.
All right.
Calm down, horses.
That's not good by horses.
It's calm down, horses.
They'll get you.
They'll step in your head.
The vicious killers, the rapists.
Careful of horses.
Angry Soldier 100 says three kids in my neighborhood took their own lives in my little town.
Fuck.
That's that's what I'm saying.
And they're gone, right?
So there's no more, it's easy to forget about it.
People do it all the time.
It takes effort to remember people because life moves on and so on.
But that doesn't mean that we should when the problem's not solved.
It's like someone did this to these people.
They didn't just die on their own.
Like it wasn't a tornado.
The state came in and did a bunch of horrible shit.
And now all these people are dead because they were like, their lives were ruined.
Like someone did this to them.
We can't let that go.
Imagine if it was you.
Just think about that.
Imagine if that was you.
If you were that person that was just like, I can't do it anymore.
The world has just broken me and I it's over.
I don't.
And you check out and then everyone around you goes, oh, that's so shitty.
And then just goes on with their lives.
And you're like, motherfucker, like they murdered me.
Like, don't you understand?
And they're like, yeah, we don't care.
We're still alive.
We're just going to.
Oh, look, the lease and the habs is on, boss.
They're killing people around you.
To not care about what's happening at this point is, like, psychopathic.
How do you not notice?
Oh, geez, buddy, 17-year-old kid died playing hockey.
Oh, that's a shame.
Oh, the leash and the halves is on, boss.
Yeah, no, that wasn't normal, man.
Like, something's going on.
And you're fine with it.
And I'm the, we're the bad, we're the bad guys.
Because we notice people are suffering and hurting and dying at record, like, all around us.
And you're like, no, you're crazy.
You wish I was crazy.
That's probably what makes you really upset.
He's not.
I'm a really bad person.
Yeah.
Northern Bigot says NDP gave BC Forestry the go-ahead to spray glyphosate over six indigenous territories for five years with only a 10-meter easement from major waterways.
Wow.
Trust the science.
Sea on the beach.
Jesus God.
That's the NDP.
Just straight up poisoned six indigenous territories.
Like, right now.
Look at it 10 meters.
How about give it a thousand meters?
Don't be, what are you doing?
It's water.
Dear you fucking hit, you fucked.
All right.
Inversion world.
Yes, of course dump the poison in the water.
That's normal and natural.
That makes sense.
Obviously, we should do that.
Thank you, Satan, for clearing that up.
Lone Star Texan says FYMM was the top of the list trolling.
I'll never forget it, Basia.
Thank you, sir.
Islander Toast says, I was the only person at my job to push back on the masks crap during a meeting with the CEO in front of everyone and never got any reprimand because they knew if I left, everyone else was walking out with me.
Even refused the vax when they required it.
There's a story right there.
What was the airline?
The United States that did it as well.
Delta, or not Delta, Sun Wing or something like that.
When people stand together, united as a group, they're very difficult to destroy.
Big corporations and companies have been forced to back down off of this because a couple, and it starts with a couple, a small fringe minority of very brave, strong people are willing to say, nope, fuck you.
Let's go, boys.
And they've taken the spot, not knowing if anybody's going to support them or not, but they're like, we're going for it.
Because if it wasn't you, it wasn't meant to be.
Like, they're up there for a reason.
And if they've got enough bravery and other people around them that are willing to stand with them and go, yeah, you know what?
Fuck this.
Let's go.
Let's stand together against these motherfuckers.
And they do.
And the whole airline goes on strike.
They go, all right, fine.
You win.
And voila, congratulations.
You won.
It's almost like teamwork can defeat a powerful entity like a corporation.
Even little people, small people, like, what are you going to do?
You're one pilot.
Yeah, what about all your pilots?
What about that?
Whoa, that's a different story.
So that's how it has to be.
this shit of what about me?
That weakness destroys society.
So, you think you're saving yourself by being weak and going, well, they're going to get fired and whatever.
I'll just do what I'm told and I'll be okay.
Except the consequences of that are now no one's okay, and definitely you.
You're all fucked now.
So, your individual weakness contributed to the collapse, the defeat of the whole.
Your kneeling to fear and unwillingness to stand with your brothers and sisters to confront something scary and bad has weakened the whole effort.
And you may have been the difference, but you chose not to because you were more concerned with yourself and your immediate situation than the good of the whole.
So the whole thing fell apart because we didn't have enough people.
Could have been like Sunwing or whoever they were, right?
Whichever airline that was.
Many other companies.
But you chose not to.
So you got what you deserved.
You lost.
Win as a team, lose as a team.
Sort of, that's how it is.
Thank you.
Jesus Gretzky says the top and Ador is coming in hot tomorrow.
We have a little soiree planned to support.
And yes, horses are mental.
See, I told you.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
He's having, he's doing what he's picking up speed, man.
He's doing great.
I'm so proud of that guy.
He's a fucking hero.
Angry Soldier 100 says, I expect my home to be raided after talking about this year.
I hope not.
Don't worry.
All of my house cams stream live as of tonight.
Bring on the hate.
It will be live streamed.
Oh boy.
Situation at Angry Soldier's house.
BGP says Bill C-11 in effect.
I'd be like, no, put me back in.
I was a niche micro-internet celebrity.
Right?
No.
Yeah, exactly.
We'll all be unpersoned.
They'll be like, fuck, well, now what do we do?
Good old Bill C-11, keeping everybody safe from misinformation and disinformation.
Things that is going to be information, but it's the wrong kind of information.
And you know it's the wrong kind of information because I put an information label on that information and I called it disinformation.
I called it misinformation.
It's the wrong information, the bad information.
The only information that you need for information is my information.
Because I'm the state.
I'll tell you exactly.
Exactly.
How it's going to be from now on.
You will shit.
And you will want CBC.
You will report on your neighbors.
your children.
It's not real.
I must say it's real.
Sounds super healthy and fine.
Sounds great.
You're doing great, kid.
I can't wait to live in that world.
That doesn't sound fucked up at all.
Not even a little biddly-diddly.
It's fine.
It's totally not completely mental and insane.
It's fine.
Little friends is going to have nightmares.
Probably.
I'm going to have nightmares.
I live in a nightmare right now.
A minute right now.
I've got a couple more minutes.
I got to go.
It's getting real scary around here.
Oh, more evidence.
I just want you to point, I don't even want to listen to this.
It's basically, again, the prime minister versus any random conservative, anyone.
The prime minister versus anyone.
It was like, oh my God, smart peep is so good at burning the prime minister.
No, anyone with a brain is.
Like anyone, anyone at all, anyone that can tie their own shoes, dress themselves, and like get into a car and drive to work without using a GPS is definitely going to beat this guy in any kind of questioning and make him look ridiculous.
That's not what I want to show you.
What I want to show you is what Mental Marco is doing behind him.
It's very strange.
Here he is.
There's Mental Marco right there.
Now just watch him.
He's not okay.
I'm just pointing this out.
Does the public and stigmatize, rinse, and repeat?
Which experts is the Prime Minister listening to?
What is the specific advice?
What year is the advice from?
And why is the advice different in Canada than the rest of the world?
It's all secrets, Mr. Speaker.
Canadians want to know when will this guess what?
He doesn't answer the question.
Now wait.
Get ready.
Get ready.
This guy is like...
Watch him.
He's happy.
He's looking around.
And then for some reason that no one can explain, he starts spinning around what looks like a dead rat or a bell or something.
What is he doing?
What the hell's wrong with you?
What the fuck is he doing?
Watch this.
What is that?
What kind of circus trick, weird Illuminati fucking mind game is this?
I have never seen this before in my life.
Imagine if like you and guys are a bunch of people arguing and your guys talking and you're like swinging a little.
What the fuck?
It looks like a bell.
Does it keep him calm?
Is it like, is he the prime minister's handler?
And this like keeps his brain functioning on time?
He's got like a little magic thing.
Like I want to understand the relationship between the prime minister speaking and mental marquee swinging.
What was that?
And why, why?
Why?
I've never seen that in my life ever once.
British Parliament, Australian Parliament, old timey depictions of the U.S. Congress, fucking Star Trek, anything ever where there's like a government bought Star Wars, the Republic, Emperor Palpatine, the whole thing from coast to coast, from anybody's imagination, anybody else's.
Never once in my life or any time was there a guy talking and some weird, nefarious character sitting there swinging a bell around.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
You're not okay.
You're not okay, man.
Look at this.
What the fuck is he doing?
And what's he looking at?
His head's shaking and his mouth's moving.
He's right into it.
Just hold on a sec.
Again, I said, talk to your whips and get on the list for question period.
We're more than happy to have other questions asked in this House of Commons.
I mean, it was difficult to watch.
I don't know what's wrong.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Marco?
You've been hit by...
You've been struck by.
What the fuck?
Am I just ripped out of my mind?
Like, does no one else find that crazy strange?
What the hell was that?
PGB says, I like how the new firearms registry opens up the ability of mass fraud and identity theft.
Oh, excellent.
Police will raid people's homes that they deem weapons trafficking.
Good, we need good.
We need more of that.
That's what we need.
Pooh Pop Platter says, anti-Semiticist.
I prefer critical semi-theatrist.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Old Star Texans is brought to you by Pfizer.
It's all brought to you by Pfizer.
He needs a.
*laughs*
Did Zuckerberg do this?
Has he replaced...
Has all of our leaders been replaced by alien fish people?
Tonight on Unsolved Bigotries.
In the year 2020 and beyond, the Canadian state devolved from what appeared to be a loosely formed coalition of idiots to downright alien lizard people occupation from the planet Scopuli.
Judging by their behaviors and photos and seemingly inability to act like normal humans, it became readily apparent to the people of that country that they weren't dealing with people at all, but they were dealing with alien lizard fish people trying their best to impersonate a human being.
Thankfully, the people of Earth overthrow this alien regime and is busy hunting them to the ends of the earth for their heinous, quite literally unspeakable crime.
If you have any photographs, information, or tips that lead to the capture and arrest of the lizard alien fish people that held our people hostage for so many years, please call 188.
No one uses a phone anymore.
Please text Unsolved Bigotries and visit our website and social media page that we probably have, which would just be creepy clips of me talking, wearing a trench coat and putting my right hand into my right pocket.
To finish a sentence and drive home that creepy, creepy atmosphere for what made this show very popular indeed.
For Unsolved Digotries, I'm a guy pretending to be Robert Stack.
It's been a while.
There was no movies.
There was no mysteries.
There was nothing.
It's been a dark period.
And I'm so sorry, guys.
I know.
I've been slacking on the jokes.
To be fair, I think this was a good mixture of this evening of jokes and horrible, horrible black pills.
They go down better.
Listen, it's awful, but I've got a milkshake for you.
It's funny.
You're still dying, but it feels okay.
It's been a bad couple of years.
It's going to get better.
I swear.
No.
Need.
Absolutely not.
You will succumb to global Soviet communist system.
We will have digital identification.
We will burn and put into ocean all of the potatoes.
Your peasants will have to earn your potatoes by demonstrating loyalty to state.
Next, we will go through the purge where you will be expected to report and surveil and wait on your neighbors for stately rewards to improve cross-social credit system.
People not loyal to the state will be imprisoned, bullet, and shot.
And remember, most of all, you will own nothing.
You'll be happy.
This is why all your men die in wars.
So you have to live like this.
This is what they want.
To say otherwise is misinformation.
It's disinformation.
It's bad.
Bad news.
You're going to duck.
bid, bid the boy.
smile and wave at the regime or we will come and we will kill you I say no.
I say no.
Hang your soldier when it says it's in his butt plug.
I say no.
So...
Thank you.
Because it's all the same.
I say no.
It's been a while since I've been around you.
Just because you have a technological and economical advantage over me and everybody else doesn't mean that we can't overwhelm you with sheer numbers and force of will.
It's been done before, and we can do it again.
Maybe I'm crazy, but crazy people get things done that you haven't noticed.
I fought a predator in the jungle.
I once ate an entire rail in one bite.
When I was on top of a helicopter once, and the rollerblades ceased from spinning, I got up there and physically spun them around with my hands and kept it in the air all the way back to shore.
I'm cartoonishly powerful.
And so are all we.
I'm Jesse Ventura.
And for reasons that you'll have to have been watching this podcast for over a year, I'm also a neo-Nazi.
Sorry to get your hopes out.
Music That's it.
That's all.
It's over.
Go home.
Leave $3 on the floor and go home.
Or no one leaves.
Payton, no one leaves.
Lock the doors, Phil.
Lock the doors, Phil.
No giving up, knowing it's on the truck.
Cause you know what?
You have a truck.
James Top carries the entire country in his rucksack on his back.
And he's coming.
He's still marching.
it's just Let's go.
Mama Bear Shannon, thank you very much.
You can leave.
You're allowed to leave.
Angry Soldier, you can leave.
Lumpstart Texas.
Poop Planner BGB, you can leave.
Jesus Christ, Guys are just a second.
Northern Vigan.
Boogie Boot Taco, you can leave.
More hostile, you can leave.
Victor Burrell, you can leave, sir.
Thank you very much.
Hangbank remains self-disciple.
Help builds Bolt Guard theCUBE.
Canadian Roughneck, it's fine.
You guys are good.
Stan, you're done.
Have a good night.
It's just a shot.
Cinnamon Sniz.
You're not allowed to leave.
You're staying after hours with the staff.
You understand?
You're staying after hours with the staff.
Breval Chat.
Up in the office.
Yeah, the Soprano office.
Alex Woods, Iser Toast, Pilot Mike, Ann Helk, the Godzilla Chain, Sergeant Bear, Canadian Roughneck, St. Laurie Bear, T-Vor, The Voice of Reason, Sean M., the gun.
BC Bigot.
You guys can all leave.
Anderson Pal, and you're good to go.
The Ferryman Stole.
Andrew Bennett, Blad Pondre, Marty Leeds, Lil Fringe, Blam's Fisher of Men.
Dagalon, Ms. Nasty.
Thank you.
You guys can leave.
It's everybody else.
Nope.
You stay in $3, you don't leave.
You go home.
We'll turn the gas on.
Bill, activate the gas chamber.
Thank you so much.
I can be ragingdissonant.com, tea.me slash raging dissonant on Telegram.
InterviewStream.live slash raging dissident.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 8 p.m.
Eastern, usually sort of kind of, but you're going to have to follow me on Telegram.
Because things get weird.
Dude, the state is hunting me.
It's not a joke.
They're interviewing people I've all over my life.
Ex-girlfriends.
People I barely even know.
People I don't know.
Old roommates.
I'm not kidding.
That's not a joke.
It's weird shit.
So I'll be here when I can.
My life is fucking crazy right now.
But I wouldn't change it for the world because this is kind of dope.
This is kind of crazy.
I'm there.
It's a ride.
And I thank you guys very much for being here with me on it.
Robatric 6 Amateuran is Destinylon, our natural enemy.
If you see a Cirque, he goes in the dirt.
You remember the commercial?
It was a lot darker than we presented it at the time with that jovial music.
What we really meant was genocide.
That's right, there ain't no way we're getting out of this without some kind of...
*music*
Get him out of here.
Sorry.
Sorry about that guy.
I don't know where he came from.
He's not allowed back in.
No, not tonight.
He said too much to drink.
Well, once Roy gets to the genocide talk, you know what the next thing he was going to say was?
We were almost out.
We were so clean, too.
Anyway, BroPatra, 6M Torranus, RazyDis.com.
All my links are there.
Baguon.org, if you want, if you're interested, I can be found on all the regular social media apps and places.
James Turf still marches, and our resolve is infinite.
I'll see you next time.
Thank you very much.
Long and cheers.
Long and cheers.
No, it does.
It does make sense in the field.
It does.
You told me one day it would.
I know.
Genghis Khan was a ruthless killer.
more.
Thank you.
And the horses were instrumental.
I never said you weren't right.
I just had a hard time believing it, but now you think about it.
Horses are fucked, man.
Mongolian horse.
So not only do you have these ruthless killers, all these Mongolian maniacs on horses, which apparently are the most murderous and bloodthirsty animal in the history of mankind, that they'll step on heads and run into crowds.
I mean, they're crazy.
Who would have thought something as harmless looking as a horse?
First of all, Phil, someone saw a horse.
They looked out in the field and saw a horse once upon a time when no man had ever seen horses before.
Some man was like, not only do I see that crazy looking animal, I'm going to ride it around.
I'm going to make it my bitch.
I think that's how kings were made back in the day.
I admit it.
Men riding on horses with swords is pretty like, yeah, I want to smash stuff too.
