"Side? I'm not on anyones side - because no one is on my side!"
Between the left wing media attacking us and the poser right wing media pretending it isn't happening, I'll just go ahead and adopt a no quarter policy
Really, we didn't ask for, need or want any help in getting this far and we made the government dump in their pants
Hey fifth estate, how's that docu-series on right wing farm animals coming?
All I do is point out how utterly ridiculous this country is. I have the easiest and funnest job in Canada
Clowning these fools is like picking apples from a tree, that instantly regrows more apples the instant you pluck it 😅
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Some people are sorry Blood for blood Some people sang Blood for
blood I don't know if you're ready for this I don't know if I'm ready for this That is wild Did
you know Did you know the reason Did you know here's the reason what the fucking deal What's going to be There
we go I think welcome back everybody it's the people I guess something you care more importantly it's um one more day closer to the final implosion of whatever the hell this clown country is was maybe in the ashes we can rebuild it I I can't believe my own life I really can't it's completely fucking insane
and um a lot of crazy shit has happened in the last couple years and you know what nobody else is gonna talk about it so I will at least you're getting it from the the donkey's mouth I get it because I'm a jackass everybody knows that how are you guys doing welcome back thanks for being here I appreciate you you know I'm I'm yeah Tanner Tanner Carlson I think is what we settled on I can't remember what the votes poll said but we don't uh you know Daglon is an empire uh it's not a democracy all right things are just decided this is what we're doing we're doing tanner
carlson all right phillips will be done hail phillips the one true god and uh that's what we're doing some weekends and tuesdays how you doing says so now that elon's bought twitter is it okay to just uh tell castro he's a traitor's piece of shit on his feed i mean hey sees this yeah everybody jokes sees this is visiting tons of people like you will get one they will come i think they have a list of every single person i've fucking talked to and they're just working their way down the list by order of uh you know who is not on vacation or something in that day but
yeah you know they're gonna show up and they're gonna not really know what the fuck is going on and ask a really lot of dumb questions that they should know and could have easily known and this is easily could have been stopped but apparently we want to spend you know multi-million dollars this isn't a joke the government of canada decided to be able to engage in a multi-million dollar investigation coast to coast in uh every province it seems um with multiple federal agencies uh multiple different police departments the rcmp um the york police you know all of them i'm not making this up this is 100 factually
true and and when the time comes uh you know when all this is hopefully going to spell i will release absolutely fucking everything i'll put it on the internet um if you people think i'm you know making this up and sesis is visiting people and they're you know asking when the terrorists are going to attack and where are the guns and this kind of it's it's preposterous in its saying and um i don't know what's more embarrassing that it that it happened um or the fact that and i i i it defies belief i
have a hard time saying it out loud but it but it did happen and i've i've never really got into it that much on on the the stream or anything before i didn't think it was necessary but apparently it is because um recently the uh canadian government has refused to explain or or reveal or show what the cause what was the justification what was your reasoning what was your you know specific intelligence on threats etc to enact the emergency measures act well i'll tell you what it was it was it was me it was you guys it was diagonal on how
do i know this because they talked about it at length in the house of commons and in the senate i have the clips i will play them for you this this fucking happened do you understand do you understand you live in a country where people can create an internet non non fictional nonsense community which is centered around you know we feel a certain way about things we view the world a certain way and we enjoy each other's company and we're just trying to cope with it and get by like everybody else and
you know we this is how we're doing it you know we brand a little bit there's a flag it's funny there's a goat guy he's you know time travels he's evil it's you know we're having fun um that was the justification yeah spatulon as well spatulon couldn't could enact the next emergency act we don't know what the what we don't know what this people in spatulon are working on right now maybe ceces will ask about that because they're definitely not a joke i'm gonna unequivocally say now i've made a decision that the the people in charge of this country have no fucking idea what they're doing cesus is
not impressed i'm not impressed at all i'm quite disappointed and and quite frankly very frightened that no one really knows what has a handle on on on reality in this place neither does the police um to to to go this far and spend this much money searching for essentially they they went under the bed to find the boogeyman and they've been under there for hours you know realizing there isn't one and now they don't know what to do so are they going to admit that they don't know what to do and that they fucked up and uh or are they just going to make something up i don't know
i don't know what they're going to do but somebody is going to be in a lot of shit here and uh you know they've already done quite a number you know coming after me but it is incredibly embarrassing and you know what's worse than that not one media organization in this country even covered the story this isn't my imagination this is fucking true so i'm going to take the time to use the platform that I have worked tirelessly on for four, five fucking years.
I didn't ask for anybody's help.
I didn't need anybody's help.
You know, I did this with you guys, with the community.
We did it all by our fucking selves.
I didn't get any money from any corporations, no sponsors.
I didn't get any fucking help from, you know, mainline, anybody, nowhere, nothing.
So I'm going to use it now to tell the fucking truth.
And the truth is the government used a meme country to enact the Emergency Measures Act.
That's why all that shit in Ottawa happened.
That's why police trampled people.
That's why people were hit with guns.
Because a bunch of liars drummed up a hysteria around nothing, around a fake white supremacist militia that doesn't exist.
It never did exist.
We're not white supremacists.
We never were.
None of this is real.
But they lied and they lied and they lied.
The police took the bait and look and look what happened.
And you've got senators and sitting members of the House of Commons talking about this like it's a real threat.
Like it's a threat.
The country is so dangerously close to being overthrown by me, evidently, and you people, that they needed to enact the Emergency Measures Act, which was designed to protect the country from war.
That is a real thing that happened in the country that you live in right now, if you live in Canada, and is ongoing.
So where is the threat now?
What's the update?
Where's the new, where's the big Dagolon update?
Did you arrest the terrorists?
Did you get up what's going on?
Oh, it disappeared from the media cycle.
Isn't that interesting?
That's weird.
Why didn't Rebel News report on it?
Oh, well, here's a funny story about that.
Rebel News was going to report on it because they started poking around asking about the coup situation.
What's going on with these patches?
And I said, excuse me.
I believe I can clear this up for you.
And I spoke to someone there at Rebel News.
I'm not going to say their name because they were polite to me and there was no issue whatsoever.
And when I explained the story, their fucking minds were blown.
And then we talked on the phone.
I've got the text messages.
I've got the DMs and everything.
This went on for a period of time.
And they said they were going to do a whole fucking segment.
They were going to do an interview.
We had it all booked up and ready to go.
And at the very last minute, you know what?
There's an emergency.
We can't do it.
You know, we'll get back to you.
And then I never heard from them again.
True North, nothing, not a peep.
Never, nope, no interest.
The post-millennial, nope, nothing.
Kian Becksy, you out there?
Are you doing anything?
Are you still busy, Kian?
Are you still busy using the leaked photos that someone trusted me with to publish a whistleblower inside the RCMP that I fucking published first?
Are you too busy taking those and putting your own watermarks on them, pretending as though somehow this is your fucking find?
This is your get.
There is...
Is there anybody on side in this country?
How do you not acknowledge this story?
This is fucking crazy.
I guarantee some Americans will if I can get that down there.
That's how much of a joke Canada is.
It declared war on a fake country and it arguably lost that battle.
That's what your intelligence agencies are doing right this minute, running around the country interviewing people about a fake non-existent militant insurrection that doesn't exist.
Dozens and dozens of dozens of CESIS agents are doing that right now.
The RCMP is investigating it in five different provinces.
There is a I don't know how much I can say about this.
Yeah, fuck it.
There is a file on me so big that it needed to be pure latered out on a hard drive.
It couldn't be emailed or faxed over.
It had to come from, and it came from a big time, you know, crime unit in Ontario.
That's all I'll say about that.
And it was so big, it had to be pure latered out on a fucking physical hard drive because we just can't, you know.
This is what your money is being spent on.
And when that's not happening, they're giving themselves raises and flying around the country yelling about climate change and how you need to get rid of your, you know, drive less and use less power in your house because Greta Thunberg's menstrual cycle is a little bit off because she's sensing a disturbance in the climate change force of the air.
It's very upsetting to her.
We live in the most...
Period.
North Korea is far more serious than this place.
North Korea is way less ridiculous than Canada.
Canada is absolutely mind-minded.
We are Ralph Wiggum.
Canada is Ralph Wiggum of the world.
It is beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Name me a single fucking country in the history of planet Earth that spent this amount of time and resources chasing around someone's imagination.
That's what they're doing.
Millions of dollars chasing imagination around.
Ah, ah.
I mean, I'm short-circuiting trying to struggle to fucking find words about this.
So just to recap.
Peaceful demonstration in Ottawa.
Yeah?
Everybody remembers that?
Then, somehow, the state enacted the Emergency Measures Act.
As I said, it was only used three other times in history.
The most recent was when, well, somebody's father was in power to put down a terrorist bombing campaign, essentially.
The October crisis is called, the FLQ.
And the two times before that was the First and Second World War.
The fourth time was Diagalon.
That is the history of the country you live in now.
It declared war on a meme.
It did.
And because of that meme, people had to be beaten, pepper sprayed, trampled with horses, hit with guns, windows, all of that.
That's their justification.
And why won't they tell anybody what it is?
That's why.
Ottawa cites cabinet confidentiality over decision to invoke emergency act court filings.
Oh, it's confidential.
Oh, is it?
The federal government says it will not reveal what information led to the use of the Emergencies Act to end the protests this winter, citing cabinet confidentiality in response to legal challenges.
For the millionth time, any lawyers, anybody with a fucking working dick and a set of nuts, if you care at all about what fucking happened, please go ahead, email me.
I'm not hard to find.
I'm very easy to find.
You can go to my website and there's links to everything on there.
I have an email address.
My phone number is all over the place.
It's not hard to find me at all.
I'm not hiding at all.
Just, you know, if you care at all.
But nobody does.
Nobody does.
You know what they're busy doing?
Talking about big pee-pee.
Oh, big pee-pee is going to run the conservative.
We got to get the limbs out.
Motherfucker, did you just hear what I said?
So you want to go after the sitting government, yeah?
Did you know that they declared war on a meme country and someone very mighty very well have died?
One of those people trampled by the horses no one's ever heard or seen from again.
How much did this cost?
You know, again, because of this.
This is the reason.
That's literally the reason.
Let's just, I'm just going to give you a taste.
Here's just a start.
Where is the...
I thought I had this one saved up, but I didn't.
I'm going to scroll up to some message history.
With someone.
It will remain nameless.
This is a senator.
I can't say names because Canada is a benevolent, a country full of free speech and tolerance and free flow of ideas and so on.
I'm not allowed to say their names because that will cause the terror or something.
This is just a taste.
This is just one of them.
The situation was so dire that by February 5th, Alberta actually sent an urgent request for assistance to the federal government, saying police had exhausted all options and needed emergency federal assistance to, quote, mitigate risks of potential conflict.
And those risks were real enough.
RCMPA also found three trailers filled with weapons, handguns, a machete, not just your typical farm rifles, but semi-automatic military style weapons.
Multiple sets of body armor.
Which are legal.
It is legal to have semi-automatic weapons to carry.
And by the way, the woman, again, media, rebel, post-millennial, true North, all you fucking pretend, pretend right-wing.
We're fighting the system, guys.
Did any of you interview this woman?
Do you know the only person that did?
The only person that interviewed and got the woman's story from that property that this gelatinous mass of disgusting, you know, filth is talking about was the Daily Mail in the United Kingdom.
You know, that country on the other side of the planet across the Atlantic Ocean?
They were more interested in it than any of you, but I digress.
A large cache of ammunition, along with high-capacity magazines.
And amongst it all, the insignia of Diagalon, a so-called accelerationist group which aims to accelerate racial conflict.
This is a senator in Canada talking.
Oh, really?
You were surprised?
That's just the beginning.
There's a lot more.
There's one.
How many of you guys want to sit through?
Check us out.
And you know what?
It was so ridiculous.
We could only laugh.
We could only laugh because that was literally kind of the intent.
We wanted to troll like anti-hate and like lip, you know, neo-communist liberals and so on.
Little did I know, not my wildest dreams, did I think it would reach the highest levels of government in this country?
There's also something called a TSAS report they're citing.
So there's like, I must be employing at least 500 federal government positions at this point.
There's probably a fucking department called the Diagalon Unit at this point in Ottawa.
There must be at the fucking rate we're going.
So anyway, Ferry threw this together.
So here's something else we can enjoy for just a second.
*Music*
The extremist gang goes to the House of Commons.
No good.
An impact on a protest the government says has ties to right-wing extremist groups, including Diagolon.
Surprisingly, amazingly, both teams are winning.
The only loser is Justin Trudeau.
He can go fuck himself.
These individuals who are part of an extremist group called Diagolon.
Oh no!
The workers of the world are uniting!
Stop them!
They're fascists!
Radicalized online by a far-right extremist group known as Diaglog.
A lot of people that seeks to overthrow our government through violence.
Oh!
Extremely violent bouncy castles are being erected all over the downtown core.
Or the Diagolon badges that were found on the members who were arrested at Cootes.
Hawking will continue until freedom improves!
and we are investigating links between that heat group called Diagalon and what is happening here.
*singing*
Can you fucking feel it?
Woo!
So, if you weren't aware of this by now, this is what my life has been like for a little while.
I'm the fucking- we're the biggest enemy in the state in the country.
What other groups were mentioned?
Did you hear of anyone else?
Who's this big boogeyman they're so afraid of?
We needed the emergency measures back, because trust me, there's some scary people up there.
Come on, people.
Okay, who else?
You know, Matt King or something.
Again, Kean, Rebel, any of you guys, I'm Ben.
I'm not busy.
I'll just sit back and wait till you guys can call me on the right.
It's a perplexing mystery.
No one knows what the government's justification was for using the most brutal and oppressive legislation they could find that suspended your rights and effectively put you into a state of war.
No one knows.
Ignore everything I just showed you and ignore the rest of the stuff I'm going to show you, too.
It's not real.
Because it wasn't on the TV.
Because if that was true.
Azra would have told me.
Azra would have told me if that was true.
I would have seen it on the couch if that was true.
That was trial.
I thought I said that was trial.
You just did see it.
Welcome to hell.
I'm on the night train.
I'm on the night train.
Fill my car.
I'm on the night train.
Ready to crash and burn.
I never learn.
I'm on the night train.
I love that stuff.
I'm on the night train.
And I can never get enough.
I'm on the night train.
Never to return.
Yeah.
It's gonna be what it's gonna be tonight.
Bring your helmet.
Whatever's appropriate.
Whatever you identify as needing to protect yourself.
The question everyone in the community government is asking tonight is: If a black guy chew and a Muslim bigot all white homes with the raging gins were running off the white tracks, yes!
They're all dead.
Come on, monsters.
What the hell, Billy?
It says, These animals ain't shit.
Much more, brother.
Thank you very much.
Bigots says SK Bigots can hit me up for fundraising info on fly.
Zoom says, need more Brettler.
Chelsea says, if I did it, but you're Kenzie.
Canadian Roughneck says, can you let Black Guy Bigot that apparently we're building a white ethno state?
Apparently, he doesn't know what's going on here.
Oh, don't worry.
That's been addressed as well.
He's in videos with me laughing about this.
Me, him, and Alex were hanging out when we heard about this.
We're like, are you...
And she goes on.
She's like, trust me, I've seen this before.
She's an expert.
She knows all about it.
And you're just like spitting your food out of your mouth.
Like, I've never seen someone just immolate themselves in stupidity this much in my fucking life.
This is the most ridiculous.
Do I gotta play it again?
Like, dude, you saw that, right?
You saw how this pretend country.
How many people was that?
Five?
That was just the House of Commons, by the way.
One of them was a senator that I played before that.
Fuck it.
Let's continue.
I mean, what am I waiting for?
I don't know what the point is.
The extremist gang goes to the Senate now.
What's going on now?
What was the cause of the Emergency Medicines Act?
No one knows.
It's a secret.
It's too scary.
How about the Senate on TV?
Diagalon?
Another one.
It's a group that's formed, was formed by a former member of the Canadian Armed Forces.
Let's go.
You mentioned Diagalon.
Fucking idiots.
And amongst it all, the insignia of Diagalon.
I love this meme country.
I love it.
A so-called accelerationist group which aims to accelerate racial conflict.
to lead to the eventual creation of a white ethnostate.
Yes.
Dude.
It's over.
It's fucking done.
Um, I...
I mean, I don't normally, I'm not the type of guy to like, you know, blow my own horn or anything, but I will say that the fact that we trolled the entire federal government to this level of stupidity has got to be worthy of a fucking statue, does it not?
I mean, if Sam Hyde is as popular as he is for the shit that he pulled, oh, we pretended to take credit for some mass shootings.
Big deal.
Do you ever get your entire government to fucking spun up into a fucking hissy fit over a boogeyman under the bed that doesn't exist?
Listen to me.
The government of Canada is literally hunting Philip right now.
Guys, he's not real.
It's not real.
It's a joke.
It's not real.
That's my life now.
I'm that guy.
We're those people.
We did that.
Ferry, BGB, the other guy.
Derek, you know, that's what we did.
It was Philip all along.
He put me up to it.
You know what?
Actually, it was Sam Hyde.
It was Sam Hyde's fault.
He put me up to this.
This was all him.
This was all him.
So why aren't they talking about it?
Where, you know?
Isn't that weird?
Don't you think if your bread and butter was making the, you know, the liberal establishment look bad?
Right?
I mean, that's what they do.
That's primarily all they do.
So if that's their job, would they not want to take, arguably, and this is my opinion, one of the most embarrassing things they've ever done and just run with that into the hills until the end of time?
It would be like Homer Simpson, but you have a gambling problem.
Remember that time I crashed the car and nearly drowned the kids?
Well, that's nothing because you have a gambling problem.
I would use this forever.
If I was the conservatives, if I was anyone, the liberals could be like, we need tough action.
I'll be like, oh, oh, you do.
Oh, you remember that time?
Remember that time you attacked a meme country and your police beat people in the street because you were scared of a goat figurine?
Do you remember that?
Remember that, though?
I would never stop.
Every single time they spoke, hey, I'm just curious if any of you guys are getting mental help over the fact that you're afraid of a pretend country.
I mean, are you still worried about it?
Like, what's the status?
Are you still having nightmares or what?
What's going on?
How much did you spend on this pipeline?
Tell everyone.
Tell the house.
Tell the country.
Say it.
Say the number.
Say it.
It's $29 million.
No, no, no.
We can't hear you.
Say it louder.
It's $29 million.
Louder.
It was $29 million, okay?
We spent $29 million investigating these people.
And what did you find?
Nothing!
They're just a bunch of jackasses on the internet.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.
Isn't that embarrassing?
I think it's pretty embarrassing.
Moving on, we will have no more input from them.
That entire party is no longer allowed to speak.
Okay?
I mean, that's it, right?
I think we're done at that point.
Well, we really think we should ban all the guns.
Ah, yeah, I know you think we should ban all the guns, but you also thought we were imminently about to be overthrown by a pretend meme country full of non-existent Nazis who apparently have a black guy as a captain.
Remember that, though?
You remember that, though?
You're doing great, kid.
You're doing great.
You're doing Great.
I fucking, I've been waiting a long time to drink this milkshake properly.
You know, we kind of laughed about it at the time, but now I'm just going to sit right in it and fucking love it.
And you know why they don't talk about it?
Why they're not talking about it?
They're not, no one is.
Because, first of all, they're all horribly embarrassed.
This is the most embarrassing fucking thing I could ever imagine.
This would be for comparison.
Okay, I'm back in the army.
I'm a fucking platoon warrant or platoon commander now.
Company commander.
I'm give myself a little credit.
I could be a company commander.
And I exhausted all of my heavy weapons, ammunition, and artillery because I got spooked that a goat ran through my perimeter and I thought we were about to be overrun.
So I wasted all of our ammunition on literally nothing.
It was the wind.
We don't even know what to set that.
Something set a paraflare off.
So we just dumped all of our ammunition, all of the M, all the M777s are out of juice.
We called in an airstrike.
We fucking, all the machine guns barrels are melted.
And then the CEO comes down, he goes, what the fuck was that about?
And you're like, oh, what?
You should have seen it.
Seen what?
I don't see a single dead enemy corpse anywhere.
What is going on?
Well, we were here, as you know, and scared, as you know.
Yes?
Continue.
And well, you know, there was honking, fucking, somebody's Anyway, one thing led to another, and we fucking laid waste to the place.
All right?
I freaked out.
Okay, I freaked out.
I admitted I freaked out.
Oh, God.
My mother was right.
I should have been a dentist.
I have no business being here.
Send me home, sir, for the love of God.
You're going to jail.
I know.
I know.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Like, this is a level of embarrassment that is not recoverable.
Like, you can never come back from this.
If this is properly laid out for people and explained to them, you will never be able to take these people seriously ever again.
Like, in any fucking, there's no way.
I can't believe they haven't assassinated me over this yet.
Just let you know, I am in no way suicidal.
I have every intention of living a long and fruitful life.
If anything happens to me, the government did it.
100%.
Definitely.
And I know I fell, I slipped on a stair the other day and hit my back.
Doesn't matter.
I've hurt myself in my own home dozens of times and I've never died once.
I have a 100% survival rate in my own house.
I'm invincible in my own house.
I've proven it over and over again.
So that's never going to be a problem.
They can't recover from this.
You're doing great, kids.
You're doing great.
That's what the CEO should say.
You're doing great, kids.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I gotta read some more of these.
My brain is melting.
It's so insane.
It's so insane to me.
I mean, do you remember when we were sitting here?
How many years ago?
only a year ago, I think.
I gotta...
I gotta find...
I gotta find some...
I gotta tell a story.
You can't tell stories with nothing.
No st oh my god.
Can I not type anymore?
The CIA, they've poisoned me.
Shift.
There was something in the beer.
I'm dying.
This could be it.
This should be a good one.
There we go.
You remember you guys?
Way back then.
Back in the day, last year.
Wasn't even any vaccines yet by that point.
I don't know why I use this weird voice.
Apparently, that's my story guy voice.
I don't even know what it is.
Who is that guy?
I picture he has a very thin mustache.
And he's got a corn-com pipe in his mouth.
He's got one of those peaky blinder hats on and a monocle.
I've to be very specific about this.
And a pinstriped gray suit.
And he's got a pocket watch in one hand while he puffs the tobacco in the other.
Corn com tobacco pipe in the other.
It was only a year ago, after Christmas, I believe.
January, perhaps.
We're all laughing and jovial and elbowing around.
You remember, you remember, of course.
Surely you do.
And we thought, hey, we've got, let's pretend, let's have an imaginary country.
And what should we call it?
And we came up with a very super serious, threatening name that no one could possibly mistake as anything other than an obvious joke.
And we call it Daglon.
You remember?
I remember.
We all remember.
Yes, and Philip did dance, and the children did laugh, and the catapults did trebuchet.
The dumpsters were thrown, and the circulonians were crushed.
Under said dumpsters.
It was a great and glorious time.
My music's changing.
So the story must change with it.
And we were running in the fields and laughing.
And we had barbecues, right?
And everyone found their friends, and it was a glorious time.
Families were meeting other families, and people were learning to work together as a team, as a community, to survive and thrive and lean on each other for moral support during a truly difficult time.
It was wonderful.
was great.
Then, one day, but not for He saw what we were doing and he got very scared.
So there was a flag.
It was mostly black.
I'm already kind of nervous, to be honest.
Maybe they saw me, the ginger man, swinging around a comically large knife.
as again was the intention, it's comically Anyway.
And then old Derek talks about a truck ramming into a wall.
One thing leads to another, and as simple as that.
We became a jovial, happy crowd of internet people laughing and we became the nation's largest terror threat and the cause of the emergency measures act itself this is a part of our heritage So
I say again sir Canada is the most ridiculous country in the world in the world planet Earth there are so few bad guys in Canada That they had to invent one and the best they could find the most viable believable example of a of a of a subter like a hidden threat That's
just lurking ready to strike at any moment that was us bro you know people live in South Africa right now, right?
You know people are living there intentionally you have any fucking idea what's going on over there and you're scared of the I'm gonna do this is like a family guy joke where it's just like the longest exhale in the world as I pour this beer This
is so much worse.
This is like going to the doctor and going listen I know there's something wrong with me.
I've had some headaches a bird flew into my head yesterday.
I don't know what but it was weird.
Anyway, I've got a head problem and the doctor's like I'm sure it's nothing.
Well, you know, maybe there's something.
We'll take a look at it.
Oh, sorry.
Most of your brain is just cancer, actually.
You're going to be dead anymore.
It's like the test came back.
Oh, gee, I wonder how my country did.
How'd you guys do, America?
And it's like, not doing good.
It's like bleeding out of one nose and like clearly drunk.
You're like, oh, God, America's seen better days for sure.
Canada gets his test back and it's like, I'm sorry, but your child is retarded.
What?
Oh, yes.
You're very hopelessly not.
Yes, it's very bad.
Canada's very, very bad.
Very not intelligent at all.
In fact, I think maybe, I listen, I'm not a proponent of eugenics or anything like this, but maybe we just push him off a cliff for everybody's sake.
I won't say anything.
No one will ever know.
I know Spot.
We can go right now.
We can take everybody and we'll just say we're going to get ice cream.
He won't at least very shit.
He's very dumb.
it will be very Why is the doctor Indian?
I don't know.
But in my head, I'm like, you know what?
This guy seems like he knows what he's talking about.
I've never seen anything this bad.
He's absolutely, mind-numbingly stupid.
I feel stupid.
Having to watch him.
I went right outside, I picked up a golf club, and I wanted to bash in my own brain.
But I didn't.
Because if I didn't succeed in killing myself, I'd be just as dumb as that fucking guy.
What guy Canada?
The dumbest guy in the room?
Attacked a meme country?
Scared of a goat figure?
You don't remember?
Isn't this like the country?
Aren't we like a bunch of rulers of nations?
Yeah, I know.
How the fuck did that guy get to be, If this is their best, this is their leader.
These are their leaders.
These aren't just an exam.
This isn't just a random example of people that live there.
These are the people in charge of the people that live there.
He's eating a crayon right now.
No, look at him.
He's eating a crayon right now.
Slowly.
No, not even.
He's taking multiple bites and he still has not acknowledged it's a crayon.
Most people.
Well, most people would even eat a crayon.
But if you're really like, I don't know, you're drunk and trying to be funny, you take pretend a bite.
No, he's look, he's gone.
He ate it all.
He ate the whole thing.
Wow.
Wow.
He's going back for another one.
He's getting another crayon, man.
Yeah, I see what you mean.
He looks pretty.
He looks pretty fucked up.
I'm glad you've recovered, America.
We missed you.
Things were crazy.
I know.
There was a period of time.
But, you know, then there was Florida and then Texas and Oklahoma.
And you know, anyway, it was ugly and it was pretty crazy, but we sorted out.
Well, I'm glad you're back.
What do we do with Canada?
Oh, God, he's choking.
Where'd he get a Selby's bag?
Get the bag off his head.
You fucking idiot.
Who puts a bag on there?
He just ate half a package of crayons, put a bag on his head, and he was there, suffocated himself.
We're going to have to babysit him 24-7.
I think the Indian guy was right.
I told you, we just take him.
We put him out.
And you know what?
I'm going with him.
I'm with India and Pakistan on this one.
All right, fuck it.
I'll just, he's got a lot of money.
He's got a big house.
I'll go move in there.
Yeah, yeah, you should.
You should move in there.
That'd be great.
Who are you again?
Oh, I'm the emperor of Dagalon.
What?
A what?
A what?
Oh, it's a pretend country.
Yeah.
How the hell did you end up here?
How the hell did he end up here?
That's a good fucking point.
Yeah.
I know that's something.
If Canada's in the room, anyone can be in the room.
You just got to be smarter than them and you'll act like you belong There and it'll be fucking easy because he's the dumbest guy in the room.
He's the dumbest guy in the room.
No, Canada, you should feel embarrassed and you should laugh because it is that bad.
It is that bad.
Did you not?
Were you not paying attention?
Did you not see?
Okay?
Just in case you missed it.
*outro music*
An impact on a protest the government says has ties to right-wing extremist groups, including Diagolon.
Surprisingly, amazingly, both teams are winning.
The only loser is Justin Trudeau.
He can go fuck himself.
These individuals who are part of an extremist group called Diagalon.
Oh no!
The workers of the world are uniting!
Stop them!
They're cautious.
Ah!
...was radicalized online by a far-right extremist group known as Diaglott.
...that seeks to overthrow our government through violence.
Ah!
Extremely violent bouncy castles are being erected all over downtown Corp.
This is my life.
Diagon badges that were found on the members who were...
The hockey will continue until freedom improves.
And we are investigating links between that heat group called Diagalon and what is happening.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
We stand on God!
Oh!
We did it!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hmm!
Do we have a super?
Can you fucking feel it?
Hey, here's an idea.
I just realized we should be a political party.
Here's how this needs to happen.
All right, small pee-pee, you get out of the way.
You get out of the way.
I'm going to run now, and here's why.
I'm going to take over the entire Conservative Party right now.
And here's why.
You haven't been able to accomplish anything.
You haven't been able to make this government do or not do anything for the better part of a decade, I think.
You are utterly pointless and ineffective.
Now, I, consequently, and some of my friends from little less than this very laptop you see before you and this this microphone several others actually successfully spun them into a war frenzy over my an hour shared imaginations i would wager i think i might be better i might be more effective at fucking these people up than you because you can't seem to do absolutely anything so
baby um shut the fuck up forever because you can't do shit how how embarrassed are you i wrote to every single one of them by the way every single conservative mp i wrote to all of them big letter it's on diagalon.org you can go look at it right now it's still published to this day explaining the whole situation you know how many replied to me zero not one so they're all debating i want you to understand this they're debating right and
they're pretending to care the conservatives are and and the establishment the liberals and any people like no we need the emergency measures act and they're like oh and they're talking about diagonal like that's one of their their chips that they're playing and then i go who is it uh it's the emperor of diagonal okay and i i talk like this when i go in because i'm humble and i'm like hello listen i just want to tell you that the thing they're saying to you is completely ridiculous look here's the blueprints it's doesn't know if it's fake
it's like this that's like the enemy showed up to battle with an inflatable tank no that's not like that that is exactly what they did the liberals showed up to battle and debate the conservatives and one of their biggest weapons was an inflatable tank and i was like hey that's that tank's not real it's it's actually made out of marshmallows they could have went really and you know what they did they just we're just not gonna we're not no one's gonna acknowledge this we're just gonna ignore this this
very obvious mistake and no and here's what we'll do no one ever talk about it ever again all right another month from never mention this again never publish this ever again anywhere don't do it oh it's fine it's still fine oh my lord the reaper sun says people block roads in ottawa and
it's domestic terrorism people block roads in bc so loggers can't do their jobs the government gives them what they want kind of sucks to work in a mill now yeah it's weird certain people can block certain things but certain other people can't block certain anything at all ever or complain or do anything shut the fuck up rubber uh some weekends and tuesday says if this is this alleged white national ethnostate doesn't have bagels and and locks i'm fucking out i'm i like bagels i do eat them all right rn gizmus the
statue worthy of daglon glory would be the one in phillips image i agree i agree the barryman stole says uh rcmp those daglon guys made us look pretty stupid sisis says hold my beer god dude and all i'm doing too right because i'm insane i think i'm insane like i'm this is my life these are things i'm dealing with i've got charges i've been arrested like they're coming after me hard it's crazy and they're using my pretend imagination world as like justification for shutting the country down so
i'm just like dude they're gonna kill me and i'm like you know what you know what though yeah i'm just like stomping their eye anyway yeah you're still fucking stupid i don't care they're gonna be killed i'm gonna drive them so insane if they try to put a hit on me swear to god oh oh my god just seething like just
kill him just kill him are you sure i got just fucking kill it commissioner of the rcmp she already looks like the type just steamed him under her nose big fat nose this piggy's all fired up oh what happens then what happens then you fucking clowns oh
did you think you're getting away our cmp considered charging Trudeau with fraud over the 2016 Aga Con trip.
They thought about it, but they're like, you know what?
Nah.
Dude, we're just not sure there's quite enough evidence.
We're just not sure.
The December 2017 report issued by former Ethics Commissioner Mary Dawson concluded the prime minister had violated four sections of the Conflict of Interest Act by accepting the vacation because there is ongoing official business between the federal government and the AGA Khan.
Oh, well.
Well, well, well.
I mean, isn't that just sweet?
Must be nice.
That's what privilege look like.
See, there's no such thing as white privilege.
There is a such thing as ruling class privilege, though.
Oh, fuck yeah, there is.
If I or you or anyone below the level of, say, premier or governor of the United States did that exact same thing, you are fucking done, son.
If they don't want you, if the system is like, oh, shit.
Can you imagine if they caught like the leader of the Conservative Party doing that?
Like he was doing some kind of secret, shady backdoor shit.
Oh, oh, man.
Destroy him.
He'd still even be getting hung.
They'd be bringing back the death penalty for that.
But when it happens to the people that are in power, they're like, oh, well, yeah, I mean, yeah, it does look pretty bad.
But I mean, I mean, it's not, I mean, you can't prove it.
I mean, we're not, we're not sure.
So, I mean, I mean, maybe, maybe he was just, uh, yeah.
Cool.
Thanks, Miss Piggy.
Great job.
Thank you, Kirmy.
How did you talk again?
I can't remember.
That's new me, Miss Piggy is the commissioner of the RCMP.
Yep.
Yeah, I think so.
Emotional, loud, overdramatic.
Snap decision-making, very little brain power.
A pig.
Guys, this frights itself.
Why aren't there memes already?
Why am I just getting to this now?
You guys should have had this done a long time ago.
You know, I'm getting disappointed now.
Alright?
Alright?
Why not?
This country's a joke.
It's a joke.
The Senate's chasing imagination, people.
Why shouldn't the RCMP commissioner be literally Miss Piggy?
We might as well.
We've got people.
You could have purple hair in the Army now, long shaven on one side, long on the other.
Fucking put 30 piercings in your face, face tattoos.
Wear narrow polish.
Do whatever you want.
It's the army now.
And you know what's great for armies?
It's just doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's perfect because that's what you want.
You want a massive institution full of individuals that decide to do whatever the fuck they want when its primary purpose and function is to act very strong and swiftly as a unified collective to smash other people that are trying to fucking kill you.
No, I'm sure it's going to work out great.
You're right.
It's a new army.
I don't know what 2022 is all about.
I can't even keep up with Like, I just added the Q recently in probably the past year.
I got to LGBT and that was hard.
And now it's Q. And then I look up and I'm like, okay, there's a Q now.
And now there's like, actually, there's 20 fucking more letters.
And you're like, oh, what are they?
And you're like, LGBTQI.
Okay, there's an I, A, an A, a P, another P or T. There's so many T's.
Why is there other T's?
You can't, if it's an abbreviation, you can't have the same letter.
It can't be L G B T I I A P T. What is the T which T is where are they the same?
If they're the same, why is it in there twice?
What the fuck are you doing right now?
I quit!
Oh, Carlado.
This is the stream that gets me killed.
Why not?
Flat Padre says, we're so hardcore for the Dag Life and PEI that we're getting coats in the hope that Phil will look kindly upon us.
Still haven't found out if we have to sacrifice him or not.
Instructions unclear.
I heard that Philip may be visiting Prince Edward Island this summer.
She said something about going there soon.
So, you know.
You guys are just funny as fuck.
I'm just watching the comments.
Blamsy.
I wouldn't say that the boogeyman doesn't exist.
It's just not going to be from Dagalon.
Cough, food shortages, cough, energy poverty.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we got big problems, fellas.
Don't you worry about that.
The ferryman stole says the entire government and law enforcement apparatus is made up of Jerry's from Rick and Morty.
Miss Piggy and a bunch of Jerry's.
Like, on the one hand, I'm like, I got to stop making fun of them.
Like, they're actively watching everything I do and trying to get me.
So all I'm doing is motivating them to hate me even more.
It's too funny.
Like, did you, did you die?
Did you literally die for the lulz?
Yes!
I did.
Who knew?
Who knew it would be lethal to find things too funny that you just couldn't stop making fun of it And then you died for it?
That's first.
Has that ever happened to anybody?
Listen, listen, government.
If you kill me, that's never happened to anyone in the history of the world before.
You'd be setting a crazy precedent.
Just saying.
Why'd you kill him again?
I just fucking did you listen to him?
Fuck!
What?
What do you mean?
Where I fucked.
Oh, I hated that guy.
So you whacked him?
You're supposed to be the good guys.
You weren't there.
He didn't hear.
made impressions of me, man.
I know some of the cops and Ceces people are good people, but it's only some of them.
So, if you're one of them, you know I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about the rest of them.
You know, those guys at work, where you probably work.
And I know this is true.
It's true in every workplace.
Because there's people like us in every workplace.
That means, by statistical definition, there are Diagalonians in Cesis.
And you never sat there once and went, these people are fucked in the head.
Have you never done that?
Like, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Everyone I work with is a fucking idiot.
I'm like, where am I working right now?
Because that sounds weird to you.
You may be a dog.
We are the only way!
Restration!
Domination!
In the range of a new generation!
We're in the end!
We're dying!
And we're never gonna stop!
Stop trying!
You know The time is right to take control We gotta take offense against the status Canadian Roughnecks says This was like burning your house down because your crazy neighborhood ghosts never go 40 times.
It's just too good.
I keep listening to it.
Especially if you're eye right now, like I am.
You'd be like, yeah, this is a great song.
I like too that the country has its own soundtrack.
Do you guys realize that?
Like, this is a cult phenomenon.
That's what Taglon is.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what.
I was just fucking around.
And now there's like a whole subculture of like cool people.
This rules.
This is awesome.
When you think about it, isn't it?
Oh, man.
Tons of people are all connected now.
There's all these little groups.
Yes, fucking, these people are fucked in the head.
Yeah, I know.
Who knows?
Rules this song.
Yeah, it does.
It's great.
That's why you're not allowed to have it.
I think they're laughing, madam.
Crush them.
I hate that.
That's nothing worse than a smiling child.
Step on her face!
Will do, madam.
Shall I use the horses?
Use 12 horses.
Ken is the most ridiculous country in the world.
Daglon's the second most ridiculous.
And we're not even real.
We're less ridiculous than a real.
Our pretend country is less ridiculous than an actual country.
And you know what?
I'm going to bet you this too.
Think about this,'cause I talked to a lot of you people, all you guys are up on a lot of, You already have this.
You have this.
Tell me the answer to this question if you've even thought of it.
Just for fun.
The one guy at Cesis I was just talking to who's like, yeah, he's fucking, I kind of like these people.
You guys are fucking their heads.
Yeah, can you do this for me and send it to me?
I won't.
I've never outed anybody.
I've never burned a source once.
Never, and I never will.
I don't believe in it.
think it's gross.
No, you should never do it.
Get me the compiled median, you know, income and like debt to income ratio and like total debt and income, you know?
I bet that if you compared them, you know, in like percentage-wise, so it was.
I bet Diagalon is in better financial shape than the actual country of Canada.
I'm willing to bet that right now.
Because you know what else?
Diagalon has gold reserves and Canada has none.
On that one fucking fact alone, we are technically better set up in a way to survive an economic collapse than the actual country of Canada.
There is a lot of reasons to think that we're in way better shape.
Dude, we could just take over once it collapses.
This is fucking mental.
Oh, this is why...
This is why I should get high before every stream.
Yes, we do.
I don't think we have our own coin, but maybe we should.
Maybe we fucking should.
I don't know how that works, but maybe we should get one.
I know a lot of people are involved in cryptocurrency in Dagalon.
A lot.
A lot of them understand the gold and silver situation.
And if they don't understand those situations, they understand something else.
Being very heavily armed is a good thing to be.
So we have more guns, More money.
This is adding up to a crushing defeat, actually.
If we actually, if a pretend country did go to war with real Canada, we might win.
Like, we don't have heavy weapons, but I say we fight like an insurgency-style war.
There'll be people that strike from within, you know, and they're really afraid of shit like this.
I've seen reports are like, it's an it's the insider threat.
You never know, you know, this is what a scared regime does when it's like worried it's losing control, right?
Because if you were not in control of it, you know, would you be worried about people just killing you at work?
Like, why is that something you're worried about?
Think about it.
Why would you, why would you be like, at any point, never in my life was I in the army and been like, what if one of these guys just kills me one day?
I don't know.
This is scary.
Like, what the fuck happened?
What went sideways in your workplace where you think your own people are going to try to kill you?
What the fuck did you do?
Okay?
That's a symptom that you did something very wrong somewhere.
That you even have such a thing as the insider threat.
That should never exist.
So first of all, I've got questions about your leadership.
My first place I'm going to fucking ask.
Oh my God.
Short and long says, par for the course, the RTP peppered up the fire hall because they were scared, and that's perfectly okay.
That's what I heard.
I think that's how things work now.
Rumble PPC says, I laughed so hard in how the government fucked up by trying to blame, lay blame to a meme country and a couple Bob and Doug McKenzie SCTV goofballs, all in order to use the Emergencies Act.
Yes, that is literally what happened, man.
It's on video.
They talked about it over and over and over.
And it was in the media over and over and over.
If they want to say there was a multitude of factors, what were the other factors?
Tell me what they are.
Because from where I'm standing, the only thing they actually said out loud and had any confidence to have half of a fucking hope that maybe somehow in the grand scheme of idiocy, when your head has exploded into a million different fucking dimensions, you might be able to somehow collect enough of them, string them, tie them together, use some duct tape, and slap together a coherent fucking sentence.
Maybe.
What were you thinking?
Um, the diagonal, yeah, that's it.
Those guys, that's probably, that's probably, oh, God, I hope so.
God, I hope that's it.
I mean, that's gotta be it, right?
I mean, you guys are good.
You guys are solid on this, right?
Like, this is a real thing?
Oh, yes, sir.
We're very confident.
We've done extensive research into Diagalon, and we can say within the utmost certainty that there is an imminent and very existential threat to your government, sir.
And I could not act.
I couldn't ask you to act any faster.
Haste is of the utmost importance.
We must act now to crush the threat before it overthrows us all, establishes a white ethnostate, throws us all into the gas chambers.
Oh my God.
Are you fucking serious?
I've never been more serious about anything in my life.
Holy shit.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to publish it.
We're doing it.
All right.
Like, wait, wait a minute.
Wait a second.
Yeah.
No, hey, yeah, no, I'm the guy you're looking for.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, everything he said was insane.
I said it was insane.
You can take the masks and all the helmets off.
It's fine.
I'm not.
I'm literally sitting here in my underwear.
There's snipers everywhere.
I'm sure you're safe.
It's fine.
What was your question?
Who?
No, Philip is not real.
That's not even a person.
You can't find him because he doesn't exist.
He's a goat figure.
He's right over there.
Anything else?
What are we doing?
This is ridiculous.
I really need an excuse, so I'm just going to try and set you up, maybe.
Maybe you'll satisfy.
I don't know.
I just, I'm in a tight spot here.
I fucked up, pick.
I gotta find a bad guy.
And you're the only one I got.
Okay?
Um.
Well, fuck you.
That's greasy.
I mean, what the fuck?
And number two, anything you do is just gonna make it worse.
Eventually, the magnitude of your idiocy and failure will be revealed.
And all you're doing is throwing more onto the pile of legacy of idiocy.
So when it is inevitably ignited, it will burn much higher and brighter than it ever needed to.
If you just stop now, it might not be that bad.
But if you keep going, I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, you're pretty fucked as it is.
I mean, you look pretty bad, let's be honest.
Do you think I could get re-elected?
Oh, probably.
You'll just cheat like I always do.
I'm just saying.
You fucking look dumb.
I mean, really dumb.
Like, dumb.
Like, so, like, you look so dumb right now.
Like, you came to school in grade 10 with your fucking shirt on backwards.
And you seem to have no idea.
And everyone's laughing at you.
And you literally don't know why they're laughing.
That's what you look like right now in this moment in time.
You're the only kid in the class that doesn't realize his shirt's on backwards.
Everyone's laughing at him.
Well, it's not funny.
Everybody makes that mistake.
No, they don't.
They don't.
See, that's the thing.
Not everyone does make that mistake.
I've never done that.
Morgan, have you ever done that?
No one's ever done that.
Because when I dress myself in the morning before I go out to where there's other people, I look at myself in a mirror.
It's very cheap to make sure I don't look ridiculous because that's embarrassing.
So it's very unlikely I've ever done such a thing.
Now you seem to just be oblivious to this idea that you look ridiculous that you could ever look.
Again, this is the question.
How did this guy get to be in charge?
It's insane.
The Boogan Blue Talker says, I've looked into creating a political party.
It's actually not hard.
Ironically, enough CTV had a good article on how to do it.
It must be realized.
Oh, I scrolled up too high.
Or did I?
Sean M says, Should we start putting old slashy stickers on the rear bumpers of police and federal liveried vehicles now?
I wouldn't recommend it.
They may shoot you.
They may shoot you on site.
They're that upset.
They're really upset.
Space Kang says the Jews that are taking over our planet let you out.
Welcome back, RD.
Were you in Andy's chat the other day?
Is that where you came from?
Oh, man, what's going on with that over there?
I miss that shit.
I need that break.
I need the nonsense and the silliness and just the fun of the stupid internet, right?
Where it's guys like Worski just being like, how fucked is this?
Like, this is fucked.
It's hilarious.
Just idiots fighting.
It's funny.
It's fun.
I needed it.
I need it as a break.
I know it's not for everybody, but I spend so much time reading it.
And I'm like, I can't listen to anything like this anymore.
I need a break.
I need just silly nonsense for the sake of it.
And it's perfect.
And I love it.
And I hope those guys...
I was...
He's, you're doing great, kid.
Unironically.
What's their channel?
It's called Daka Daka on YouTube with K's.
D-A-K-K-A.
Dakadaka.
Daka DACA.
I don't know why it's called that, but they have a show there where it's just Danny Worski and Triple P. They just rip people up, essentially.
It's funny.
Or you might hate it.
I'm just saying.
If it's not for you, most things are not for us.
Let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
Saya Princess says, the day I heard the word Daglon in the House of Commons, I died laughing.
May she rest in peace.
We miss you, Saya, Princess 18. One another senseless death.
Did it need to happen!
She could have lived!
Saya, Princess 18 could have lived!
YOU GOD DAMN DEMONS!
*sniff* *sniff*
I'm so stupid.
Lean 6 says, Hey, Rage, good news.
Rolling Thunder Ottawa is still a go.
Well, I didn't doubt that for a second.
I was just curious as how you guys were going to...
They're going to figure it out.
You can't stop these people.
Fine, whatever.
Keep doing your stupid...
Oh, no, not that.
You guys.
Well, we'll say mean things about you on TV.
They've already been saying mean things about me on TV for years.
So go ahead.
Well, I must be a lot for like a psychologist to try and keep up with.
And I'm sure whoever it is, it's either the RCMP or CSIS, but somebody's building a psychological profile on me right now.
That is a fucking...
Somebody's working on it for sure.
There's dozens of people working on me right now.
Confirmed.
That's fucked.
That is fucked.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I'm just...
*punch*
That's all any man wants.
You know the memes and they're like, men only want one thing and it's disgusting, you know, and all the things.
And, you know, the obvious, the main one was, you know, sex.
But then the joke is they change it to different things.
And it changed the guy.
But it's like, we want two things.
Yes, we do want sex a lot.
Oh, yeah.
But almost and maybe even more than that.
We want to live in a place, in a time where we're respectable people getting shit done and doing great things and being like, fucking look at that shit we did.
And look at that.
Look at that fucking statue.
We fucking built a goddamn space station.
Yeah, we're fucking.
That's what we want.
We don't want to live in this fucking, everybody kill yourselves.
You're all slaves.
You all belong to Pfizer.
Like, this is fucking shit.
Everything's literally falling apart.
Buildings are being boarded up.
You're like, oh my God.
This is the opposite of what we want.
This is hell.
We live in hell.
Today's class, we're going to learn about cutting the dicks off of five-year-old boys.
Oh, my God.
What am I watching?
A live feed of a seventh grade classroom, aren't we?
Wow.
This is, things have gone.
If you could resurrect, this would be a great experiment.
And I dare, I would love to see the math on this.
Get some like really neutral, don't even, like, psychologists or psychiatrists from like, like somewhere who doesn't give a fuck about this argument at all.
Like, I don't know, like, like India or somewhere like that.
They've got fucking tons of smart people.
They got nukes down there.
The Indians are smart.
And have them there and be like, which one's the one?
I'd be curious to see.
All right, Maggie says, thank you.
Thanks.
Think rassy drama.
How far behind is this chat?
What?
Thank you.
Senor Bean.
He's back.
He says, he's back.
He's Senor Bean.
I unplugged for a couple weeks, and now the Canadian government thinks Dagalon is a terrorist organization.
Yeah, since at least December.
January, sounds like.
Screw you guys.
I'm moving to Spatulon.
No, don't go to Spatulon.
Fuck's sakes.
We lost Senor Bean.
He's Senor Spatulon now.
How dare you?
Can't believe he did this to us.
This is ridiculous.
This is outrageous, actually.
No one has ever left Aguon for a competing on.
Sometimes they leave to go back to real life or they go to America or Costa Rica.
Nobody ever goes to another on country like Spatulon or Invertulon or Deflectulon.
No one's ever done that before, Senior Bean.
This is unprecedented.
To leave an imaginary country is one thing, but to leave an imaginary country for another sub-spin-off, you know, one season run.
Nobody really liked it.
Went away.
Spin-off show of a country of an imaginary country.
That might be the most embarrassing.
I'm very hurt by this.
This is a bit terrifying.
Yarry Schill says, Don't you quit rage?
That's what they want.
I will kick your ass.
Well, yeah, you probably would.
Anderson Paladin says, breaking news, man laughs so hard he dies.
Government claims responsibility.
That's a serious threat.
Making gains says, question.
So how can the vax protect you from the virus, but somehow not the unvaxed?
Don't ask questions.
That's science.
That's the science.
You don't ask.
That's the science.
Science is not to be questioned ever.
It is to be adhered to no matter what.
You get told what it is and you just fucking do it.
Period.
End of story.
The thing where you get to ask questions and do whatever you want and just manipulate and, you know, test and constantly try to put, that's religion.
That's religion.
You're thinking of the wrong thing.
Religion is where you get to ask questions, take liberties and try to like test things over and over and over again and constantly trying to rethink.
You know, that's religion.
Science, you never question, ever.
No questions allowed, man.
You wait for someone else you've never met to figure it out and you just take their fucking word for it forever and you just trust it unblindingly.
And you know what?
Even more than you don't even just trust the science.
You don't say shit about the science.
If you question the science, we will fucking destroy you.
That's what they don't tell you about trust the science.
Trusting the science is one thing, but distrusting the science, especially if you're of the science.
If you're distrusting the science, you're a regular person, they spit on you.
They spit on you.
You're a stupid idiot who does not trust the science.
This particular bad guy is Italian or Spanish or something.
And he hates you.
But if you go against the science, and you are one of us, you are a science yourself.
There is no hair hot enough for you, homie.
You're going to burn.
When they go after their own, like when like Malone and McCullen, all these guys come out, they're like, hey, so we found some fucked up stuff that maybe this isn't a good idea.
They go, yeah, and release fucking everything on these people to destroy them.
That sure sounds like science to me.
That sounds like science to me, everybody.
What does it sound like to you?
Definitely doesn't sound like religious, crazy, dogma, cult-like attitude, does it?
That can't be it.
It sounds exactly like science to everybody who says it's not science.
It's just crazy.
They're probably on cocaine.
That's how science has always been.
You don't ask questions.
You ask questions, you die.
You get thrown cast off the mountain to the witch doctor.
You will need a moundplay to the tapa tapa.
And you will sacrifice your children to the pit.
It's a science.
Aren't you allowed to ask questions?
No, ask religion.
You can say whatever you want.
Do whatever you want over there.
The rap tell Jimmy's a second-hand hood dealer's out in Hollywood.
Got a city by Chevy, primal straight, trade'em on the powder goods.
Dig side Jimmy, he's a running game.
I hear he's doing okay.
Got a cozy little job,'cause a Mexican mom, pack it into the candy cane.
He's the one that calls Dr. Taylor.
He's the one that makes you feel alright.
He's the one that calls Dr. Taylor.
Cops on the code are always ignores somebody.
Back in pain.
Jimmy's got wild laws, so I got paid.
Job one, two, three, says Dag, I want you to apply for NATO membership.
Get on this.
PGB, I want you to be our ambassador.
Go apply for NATO membership membership right now.
Bring Muslim baby with you.
Because he's intense and scary.
He'll help you intimidate them.
Seriously, the two of you guys showed up to somewhere?
Oh my God, this is a hilarious idea.
That would be a great video.
We need to make this happen somewhere.
So we're obviously, okay, if we're not an empire.
Okay, government.
I guess I'm not.
I mean, you're this scared of me.
You're treating me like I'm an enemy empire, but you're not even going to give me the dignity of calling me one?
All right, whatever.
We're at least a mafia then.
Fine.
Okay, whatever, fine.
And the mob guys that show up to like ruffle some pages and like slap a guy around.
It's BGB and Muslim Pick.
Have you noted them?
BGB would do most of the talking and just like yell at the guy and threaten him.
Muslim Pic would just stand there.
Why doesn't he say anything?
Oh, you don't want him to say anything.
If he gets involved, you're dead.
He's only here in case we decide to kill you and then he's just taking it from there.
That's only gets worth for you, man.
Just uncensor the fucking Facebook page and we'll be gone.
But Hillary, what?
Well, is Hillary in the room right now?
Because he is.
I'll fucking murder you.
He will.
He definitely will.
Unban the Facebook page and you live.
If you don't, I'm running out of time.
I have places to be.
There's another whole side movie.
That's a whole TV show.
PGP and Muzzle Pickett driving around.
Doing mafia errands.
I fucking love this universe.
This whole timeline is amazing.
The imaginary, hilarious, over-the-top Diagolon universe that it should literally be a fucking TV series.
It's so fucked.
If I had writers and a fucking cartoonist, I would fucking stop everything I was doing and make that right now.
Jesus Christ, you assholes.
I'm just trying to entertain people.
That's all I want.
I want people to feel good and do okay and laugh.
And I tried to fill a need of something I saw exist.
And I saw a lot of people That were sad and depressed and lonely and shitty, like I was.
And then I recognized that it was like, oh, you know what's fucking wrong?
Is they're all by themselves.
You can't be all by yourself.
Where'd I learn that?
I learned that in the army.
Once you live that way and you understand what it means to belong to, you know, a community of people that are, that understand you, that you can say certain things or, or, you know, and they'll know what you fucking mean that no one else will understand.
I can't go talk to random civilians about certain things.
They'll be like, what?
Oh, I'll call the police.
You know what I mean?
But if I went to one of my buddies' houses and I'd be like, hey, you know, I got this going on.
They'll be like, me too.
Me too.
And it'd be like, really?
Yeah.
A couple of years now.
Fuck, how did you deal with that?
Well, it was got tricky.
There was a couple of whiskey bottles.
There were some drywall missiles.
I fixed the basement.
It's doing okay.
You need that.
Everybody needs their, you know, to just get by and get through.
So I thought, hey, you know, it would be not apparently a terrorist threat to the fucking country is like, hey, let's try and like bring some people together.
And, you know, I know there's not a lot of us.
We're definitely not the majority or anything like that, but there's enough of us that, you know, and these people deserve fucking a community and peers and friends and a place to belong as well as anybody.
We don't deserve.
We're not allowed to have that.
How fucking evil are you, man?
Just leave us the fuck alone.
Like, we're, you know, we're not trying to stop you even from doing much.
We're just like, would you just leave us alone?
Fuck off.
Shame on me, I guess.
What a mean guy.
Fuck.
Hellboy Deluxe says the most based and awesome people came together because of an incoherent madman on the internet.
Viva Dagalon and the ridiculousness that is us.
It is pretty insane.
Black and white forever.
Ah, hell the black and white.
That's what the LAPD's cop cars are called.
Black and white.
No relation.
Nothing to do with those motherfuckers.
Job 123 says, oh, I read that one already.
Alex Woods, I'm always impressed when I think how well Dagalon planned the World Trade Center attacks.
These are secrets we can't give up.
But on my deathbed, I will.
I will.
I will do it.
Iser Toast says, ask the sniper to count how many asshairs you have.
Redneck Asian says, Canada failed to process my wife's permanent resident, but she wants to send thank you and Phil for granting her diagonal on citizenship.
It is already granted, sir.
It's already done.
It's already done.
You just click your heels three times, get diagnosed with a mental illness, and then you're done.
And no, those are the three requirements.
You got to click your heels three times, spin in a circle clockwise.
It has to be clockwise.
Okay, you got to go right to left.
Then you got to get diagnosed with the mental illness, and then you got to have someone call you a Nazi, and you're in.
That's it.
You're done.
That's the test.
Yep, that's it.
That's the one.
It means you can follow directions.
You have control over your own body.
You've probably at some stage been like, oh, you know, I hope you don't actually have a mental illness.
Anyone, I wonder, like a lot of people that go in there are just like, man, oh, God, like, fuck.
And like, oh, you have all these problems, you have all these mental illnesses.
It's like, nah, he just lives in a fucked reality that doesn't make sense.
He doesn't understand it.
And you know what?
I barely do myself.
It's pretty fucked out there.
Like, things don't make sense to a lot of people anymore.
And it's very easy to see why that would probably fuck with their heads.
So I don't think he's insane.
I think he just, this is, none of this is okay.
None of this is normal.
This is fucking fucked up how we're living right now.
People are not meant to live like this.
This is mental.
You know, it's amazing that more people, I think, I think actually a fuckboat of people are like him.
I think if you mandatorily made every single person in this country take a red, like the standard DSM-5, fucking whatever it is, like where they, you know, diagnose, basically like fucking shrink their head into a stat sheet where they go, oh, you've got this or that or whatever.
I bet over half this country is, has moderate to serious mental health problems.
Over half.
That's not good, man.
That's very, very bad.
And why is that?
What could possibly be affecting their environment so much?
I talked about this last night with Derek, too.
And I think this is important to talk about.
Like, this is another thing that no one's fucking talking about.
And I dare you, I guess, to explain to me how it's not a fucking huge problem and so serious of a problem that it might actually threaten our fucking existence itself.
So the fact that no one's talking about this is mind-blowing to me.
And that was the decline of testosterone in men.
So, and I'm not sure the exact year.
It could be 70-something.
It could be 75, 85. I don't remember what it is.
So I said 1980, roughly.
Not really the point.
The exact date isn't the point.
But since say 1980 till now, the average testosterone level of men has decreased by 30%.
30% is a huge number.
As they've been tracking this, if someone informed me, wherever I was in the health wing of the Fed, like the big time, like I'm making sure if you're the top of a country, your number one job is as top health person to make sure people are healthy.
The big picture shit, like you're not diagnosing anybody.
You're like really, you're like above everything, like trying to make sure there's no hotspots.
Nothing weird's going on.
And at no point were you like, holy shit, that's not good.
The testosterone level of men has just taken a fucking nosedive.
And fertility rates are going to take a nosedive.
And consequently, mental health issues take a dramatic increase.
Because did you know, as a man's testosterone level decreases, his susceptibility to depression increases almost directly.
And the lowering of testosterone decreases his ability to deal with stress.
Did you know that?
Also, a large risk of a low testosterone problem is suicide.
And isn't this funny?
We have the highest number of men killing themselves right now than in history.
Isn't that weird?
I wonder if that has anything to do with anything.
Isn't that strange?
How long, at what point are we going to say this is a problem?
35%?
50%?
60%.
What is going on?
And for anybody that thinks this isn't a serious problem, that's like, ah, you know, let's flip the table here and say, okay, it's not men.
Men are the same as they've ever been.
But for some reason, over the last 30 years, the critical sex hormone of the female, of our people, is acting in such a way that it threatens their survival.
They're really not doing well.
Like, the women are dying.
Like, what is fucking happening?
How do you feel about it now?
Does that fucking interest you at all?
Do you think that would be concerning?
I would be pretty concerned about that.
I would be very concerned about that.
And I would say, what is causing these things?
And how do we stop it immediately?
This can't be good.
Like, there's no, like, a decrease of a natural hormone in your body that's always supposed to exist to ensure that you're healthy should not just be plummeting off of a cliff from a baseline level that had been very well established for a very long time.
That like, this is what a healthy man's testosterone level is.
And it went off a cliff.
And now we have the rise of incel, man-baby, soy boy, you know, guys with bitch titties buying IPA beers with a Star Wars R2D2 shirt, acting like he's a fucking 15-year-old child.
Is it possible these things are correlated at all?
And just the general wussiness and the inability to fucking have any kind of fire in them whatsoever to care about real things.
In fact, I kind of just want to eat and sit around all day and watch sports and, you know, be entertained.
And no one really care.
Very few men care about anything anymore.
And you know how another reason I noticed this is because of these rallies and these functions, these movements, it's like 70% women for a while.
Or 50-50 at least.
And the weird part is in the past, you know why this is weird?
Because in previous generations history, it was only men.
And really, it was really difficult to keep them under control.
They would go fucking ham wild.
Like a bunch of the boys would get together and fuck shit up.
And now it's like, it's gone.
What happened?
Is it on purpose?
Is it not on purpose?
I don't know.
I don't care, but it is happening.
And that's disturbing.
So how far do we let it go before we recognize that something is very seriously wrong with the male population of our species and it's not going to be good?
Because you can't eliminate that as a factor in the equation of life on Earth being in a harmonious functional balance.
You can't just be like, oh, let's just get rid of the men.
Well, that's going to, yeah, no, that's too big of a move.
That's like coming up to a Jenga tower and just punching it.
Like, no, no, no, no, no.
Did I win?
No, you ruined the game.
No, you ruined the game.
You didn't win.
You ruined the game.
You're an idiot.
Canada, go back.
Go back to your crayons.
I should have left that fucking bag on your head.
Go.
Go sit down and eat your crayons.
Fucking big dumb moron.
You're so big and you're not even strong.
You're huge, Canada.
No, you're huge.
You're the biggest.
You're one of the biggest guys in here and you're so weak and retarded.
It's embarrassing.
Like, I hate you so much.
I fucking hate you.
And I can say whatever I want to because you're not going to do anything to me.
Because you're a bitch, too.
You let people walk all over.
Yeah, put your hand, your head down.
Say hi to China for me.
Yeah.
Don't fucking come back over here again.
Big dumb pussy.
In my head, I went back to the previous scenario.
We're in the big boardroom.
Canada is basically just playing with, you know, blocks on the floor.
I have to babysit him because remember, me, America, and Indian doctor guy agreed, we're just going to, we are.
We're just going to push him off the cliff, but we're not ready to do it yet.
We got to mentally work up to this because it's like, oh my God, this is such a fucked up thing to do.
But at the same time, it is a fucked up thing to do.
It's a fucked up thing to do to murder big, dumb, pussy idiot Canada.
But do you guys want to, do you guys want to babysit this asshole forever?
Like, he's not even very old, man.
This could go on for a while.
Like, oh, I, I, I, oh.
And you know what?
Just because this is one of these kinds of streams, I had another thought I was thinking about the other day that like, and I think maybe I'm probably wrong.
And I'm just, this is the way I view things because of probably my upbringing, my background, my time in the military and so on.
That's probably why.
But in my opinion, a huge problem with our society now and why we have so many problems, if I could, if I could identify one big thing to just fucking bang and fix, would cause a huge ripple effect of being a great thing, is that we no longer chase or hold up to an achievable, like, look at this, isn't this a great thing to be?
And that is the strength, not just of men, but of everyone.
Strong men, strong women, strong people.
That's gone.
We're in an age of, look at this brave person.
And it's, you know, and we've actually started denigrating people that are strong and calling them toxic and this kind of thing.
They've actually tricked you into hating it.
So strength is an important thing for a people of any kind because and the kind of strength I'm talking about is not physical necessarily, but you have your spirit and your mind to do the right thing, even though that it's hard to do.
So as an example, I thought about, you know, someone that commits a terrible crime, let's say.
Say it's like a rapist, right?
Awful.
But if he's a good person, typically, I mean, he's a rapist, obviously.
I'm just saying, listen to me.
There are some people who I think, you know, they do whatever the fuck they do.
Everybody doesn't, not everybody rapes people.
This is coming up horribly.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to get to is that if he has a conscience, right, he's going to feel bad about what he did.
He's going to be like, Oh my fucking God, I raped somebody.
Like, that's fucked up, right?
But if he's a so that maybe he's a conscience, now he has to decide if he's a good person or a bad person, because a good person who did a horrible thing would turn themselves in.
Do you know what I mean?
And that, that we don't champion that that is the thing to do in our society as young men and as young people as they grow up.
It's like, no matter what the fuck, you do the right thing, no matter what.
No matter what.
Because it's good for everyone in society.
So if even someone who's, it's like, fuck, like, you're going to get convicted of rape.
You're going to admit to it.
You're going to show up.
You're going to, the guy's going to get himself arrested.
And the judge should say, that was fucked up, but good on you for just showing up and being like, yeah, you know, because you could have ran away.
We could have had to chase you.
We had to do all the shitty things.
Could have been way worse.
So like, it benefits all of society, even from like the worst situations.
Having somebody that's a shitty criminal, right?
But is still strong enough to do the right thing only benefits society.
Doing the right thing is almost never easy to do.
That's why it's difficult to do.
So if we, that's something we should be championing.
That's what everyone should aspire, not to be a rapist and turn itself in, right?
But to do things like say, you know, if that's what's expected of society, do the right thing even when it hurts, even when it's bad for you personally.
But if it's the right thing, maybe you're, let's say, someone working in an agency somewhere and you see something fucked up going on.
Like maybe you're someone in the RCMP during the poor-to-pick situation, let's say, and you see or you know about something that's really fucked up and really bad.
And you know the right thing to do is to alert people to this criminal psychotic fucking activity that's going on.
And instead you don't because you're scared.
Because you're, well, you know, me and personally me.
What's the right thing to do and what's the hard thing to do?
It's usually the same thing.
And you would be hailed, you'd be achieved, you know, that would be like that we don't look for those qualities in people.
That's what strength is.
Like the guy that stood in front of the fucking tank at Tiananmen Square with two grocery bags, you know that photo?
That's fucking, that's balls right there.
Right?
And we don't.
We don't hold that to a regard anymore.
That's not something to aspire to.
That's not something that we show to our young people and go, you know, we don't expect you to be, you know, wherever it is.
If it's a statue, if it's a cenotaph, if something where a str, that's what we build statues fucking for.
And we don't, you notice we don't build statues anymore.
We tear them down.
When's the last time you saw a statue get erected and not torn down?
Statues were reserved for like, oh my God, these people should get a statue.
When something really badass happened, we're like, fuck, I took some guts or some balls.
You know what I mean?
And you'd put up a statue so everyone in town knew about that shit.
And we don't expect you to go that far, but you should try your best because these are our heroes.
People like that are, you know, this is who we got.
These people fought these wars.
This guy invented the whatever, you know.
And now they're just tearing them down because it's like, well, it doesn't really jive the current political situation.
And right now we're celebrating, you know, multiple pronouns and the very long alphabet of, you know, but these aren't, these aren't accomplishments.
Yeah, I know, but accomplishments are hard to do.
So we just thought we'd reward ourselves for existing.
You know, I'm going to identify as this or that or whatever, and now I'm special.
See?
See how easy that is?
No.
No, to be special before, you used to have to discover North America or, you know, defeat Genghis Khan in battle or something.
That made you special.
That used to make you special.
Well, not now.
I cut my dick off.
My name is Sarah.
So take that, bigot.
I'm a fucking big deal right now.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Things are.
So earlier I said, I started this thought and I ran right off the cliff.
Imagine you could resurrect people from like World War II.
Just any 100 guys from multiple countries, French, German, British, Belgium, Italian, any of them.
Russian guys, Japanese, American.
Let's mix them up.
Let's get a bunch from everywhere.
Let's get 500 guys from all the different countries that participated in World War II.
Throw some dead women in there too, because there's a few of them as well.
The soldiers specifically and service people.
And let's put them back to life and then just show them, like, give them a 24, you know, like a long, like week-long briefing of how the world is now.
And here's how everything works.
And, you know, because they've been resurrected, they've been dead a long time.
Things are weird.
They're cell phones.
We're going to show you everything works.
And, you know, here's what you're, you know.
What do you think their reaction would be?
And, and when I say this, like, picture your grandparents, because they're probably around that age.
If they were your age now and went from back then to right now, would you be like, oh, this is great?
Because when I was a kid and I pictured the future, I pictured like, this is fucking awesome.
Like, everything's awesome in the future.
Fucking, everything's so convenient and awesome.
And we've colonized planets and we're fucking, things are just so much better than they used to be.
You know, it's great.
That's how I used to picture the future.
I wouldn't picture a bunch of people going, what the f?
Johnny, Johnny, I'm scared.
I'm scared too, Brill.
What the hell is going on here?
I don't know.
That woman of half a head shave with half of it dyed purple.
Her things were hanging out.
Did you see that?
She didn't have a shirt on.
She was a teacher, Freddy, a teacher, she was a goddamn school teacher.
I thought they said we won the war.
That's what I was told.
But the more I look around, the less I feel like a winner, Freddie.
I think I'd rather go back to the ground, I tell you.
I don't want to be alive no more, Bill.
Neither do I, Freddy.
Let's kill ourselves.
Okay, on the count of three, don't worry.
The Germans already did it for us.
One, two, Jesus Christ.
Okay, if you guys could stop killing yourselves in the theater, that would be great.
Okay, thank you.
Now we're going to cover standing with Ukraine and why that's like George Floyd and how he can't breathe.
That's right.
Oh, okay.
Now, what did I just say, 101st Airborne?
I said, stop killing yourselves.
That's so triggering.
I have PTSD now.
This is a very, very weird stream.
This is a very weird stream.
And I thank you for it.
The wasted youth room.
Kind of like the Daglaundrew.
We are them.
We're the wasted youth.
We all thought we were going to grow up to be rock gods and movie stars, but we're not.
I just thought I was going to grow up to live in a sane place.
Well, you're not.
Yeah, I understand that, Mr. Durden.
Oh, well, you're terrorists.
We're terrorists?
I went from regular guy to terrorist in like how many years?
Five years.
I went from regular guy that was like everybody else to a terrorist in five years.
That's a dream.
That is fast.
Is that not fast?
That's the fastest I've ever seen, yeah.
That's crazy!
Fuck you!
We fuck society too!
Fuck you!
We fuck the world!
My guy!
My guy!
My guy belongs nowhere!
My guy!
I hate his man!
We all started summer with a chance to make our way Sometimes the world was cold but we waited for the better days We watched the years go by and nothing seemed to change We waited hope to break as our hearts are stopped like stinking brain Well now that hope is gone somewhere in your brain Making gains, I hope you are as a fearless leader.
How do you keep your sense of humor as a global startup?
Again, demonizing the unmaxed.
I'm trying to stay positive, but it isn't easy.
You gotta learn to love the lulz.
It becomes power.
Listen to the song.
It's a way of life.
The abuse becomes fuel.
The pain becomes energy.
You know, the slights become fucking, you know, fuel pods.
To be everything that they want you not to be.
Living well and having fun and laughing.
They're trying to destroy you.
And you're actually having a great time.
How demoralizing is that?
I refuse.
I refuse to give it to them.
I'll have fun in a jail cell.
I did.
You can't...
I'm fucking...
You better hope there's no more on the other day.
Fuck you.
When fuck their guns Blackout Blackout A man can only give so many fucks, and once they've all been fucked away, he no gives There's no fucks to give anymore.
I'll put a fucking bullet in my head.
Before I live like the people I fucking hate.
Fuck you.
Fuck is society cool.
I'm out.
How weak are these people that they're this scared of this?
I'm not even trying.
I'm talking on a computer.
I'm drinking.
I'm drinking.
I'm drinking beer.
And they think this is a serious attempt by me.
Motherfucker, I was in a special forces unit.
This is like my pinky finger level of effort.
If I really was like, my intention was to take down the government.
I think I would do better than this.
I hope.
Than a goat figurine with an arcade problem as a vice president.
And Billy Bob the Big Abrick family.
and a coal furnace that powers the nation by, you know, imaginary dead prisoners.
I would do other...
Fuck up.
Fuck you.
Let's fuck the woman.
Fuck you.
I feel sad for you if you are this ridiculous.
And they seem to be.
It's getting hard.
It is getting hard in the head.
Oh man, it freaked up on me.
It freaked up.
Lost dog.
He says, lost with testosterone.
I threw my back out carrying my balls up the stairs just the other day.
My sons are of no shortage of badasses.
They're taking over shit.
Watch out.
And you know what?
I don't know what the...
It could be the environment.
It could be the lifestyle.
Sitting in front of around all day, you're not outside.
You're at a desk.
Our lifestyles are not very outside physical anymore.
Is it the plastics in the food?
Is it the being up too late with too many lights?
I don't know what the fuck it is, but something is going on.
And the fact that they're not addressing this, to me, seems like a very serious problem.
And if I thought it was women or if it was like just a certain population, just the, you know, I don't know.
It's just very, it's a very odd thing that I've noticed that I looked up and I'm like, is this real?
And I look around in the world.
I'm like, it seems real.
Like when I was a kid, I remember men being kind of scary.
Like when I'm like 15, I'll say I'm 15. When I was 15, I'll say men my age in general were just kind of scary.
I was kind of a punk bitch, at least until I was like 22 anyway, right?
But I remember like most men were like, you know, now it doesn't seem like that.
Now It's like most men are like, I think I could beat up most of these guys.
This isn't good.
I should not be where I am.
What the fuck happened?
So it was almost like by failure, it's like I'm the guy that ended.
I started as a corporal and ended up as a captain because everyone else got killed.
And I'm like, I shouldn't have this job, guys.
I'm really way underqualified for this.
What is going on?
Like, look at a picture of guys from like the 1980s of just any random group of like, you know, 30-year-old men and compare it to today.
You'd be like, oh, something happened.
Are you sure?
Like, are these their sons?
Like, what is this?
No, those are just man children.
They've never had a blister in their lives.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on, but it seems...
It's like it's a good thing.
How is it that men changing from their natural state to something else couldn't be a good thing?
How can that be possible?
Because nature doesn't really make mistakes, does it?
I'm pretty sure people are meant to be a certain way.
And you're just like, oh, yeah, they should radically change into something completely fucking different.
Really?
Are you sure?
I don't know.
We should fuck with that.
I don't know.
We should fuck with those wires, Jimmy.
It could explode.
Tom Stewie says there are 30-year-old women with no children than there is 30-year-old women with children.
First time ever recorded in history.
Yeah, fertility is going down.
Big time.
And I think that's a key reason.
Hail Billy Deluxe is Canada, the crayon eating, window-looking motherfucking pussy.
Nobody likes him.
He's a dick.
Jake Powell says, what in the actual fuck did Bill Gates actually get a titty jump?
No, that's a fake video.
I looked up and saw that earlier.
Will Billy, no Willie, be wearing boob tubes from now on?
It's Bill Gates turn to the planet gay because he's gay.
He's just making money.
I don't know.
Those guys like that are just...
I mean, wouldn't you be bored?
I mean, you've got to be like, I've got all this power.
And it's like, I've got nothing to do.
Like, I'm going to do something.
Your mind's going to find something to do.
And this is what he's decided he's doing.
And that's terrible for us.
Hail Billy Duck says, my grandmother hits harder than you, daddy government.
My bag of fucks is empty.
I believe you.
And in response, the government, my buddy, he says, Canadian Revenue Agency employs 43,908.
Canadian Army has 42,000, including reserves.
Any scandals by their hierarchy?
General Iyer should defer to them because they obviously are perfect.
Yes, the Canadian Revenue Agency is not only numerically superior, but also scandal-free.
It's weird that a government agency of that size has no scrutiny whatsoever.
But in fact, the Canadian Army has tons and tons and tons and tons.
You sure you're not doing it by accident.
You know what bothers me about this?
Is that...
Like, I do, but I'm allowed to, motherfucker, because that's my family.
When you talk about it, that's like you making fun of my family.
I go, no, no, no, wait, no, only I, we can do that.
You're not fucking one of us.
You don't get to talk shit about us.
Who the fuck are you?
No, no, you shut the fuck up, CBC.
Because, you know, my criticisms and me saying how fucked up the army is is not coming from a place of malevolence.
See, I'm lamenting or I'm sad or I'm upset because this is how in the army you communicate when you fix a problem.
Because I'll tell you right now, when you have like it's a humbling thing to be in charge of the lives of other fucking great, essentially grown men.
It's fucked up.
It's kind of weird.
And if you're a good person, I hope you grow to have a connection with that.
And you're like, if anything happened to one of these guys, I would be so fucking mad.
You know what I mean?
And even when you're the guy and you've got a boss, especially one that you like, even ones you don't like, like, I fucking hate, I've experienced this.
Like, I fucking hate that guy.
And then they die and you're like, I didn't hate, I didn't want, I didn't hate him.
I don't want him to die, though.
Like, no, like he was one of ours, man.
And then you get mad.
It's like, you know.
So when I criticize the Canadian military, it's because I'm like, I want you guys to be good and do better and be impressive.
And I want to be proud of that establishment.
And I want them to be better than I ever was.
I want every single, if I want every single person enlisted in the Canadian Armed Forces to be better than I ever was at my fucking peak.
That's what I want.
So I can go, ah, great.
Excellent.
Things are better than when I started.
Everything's on the right track.
Now I can rest.
It's okay.
Everything's going to be fine.
I don't want to see it degenerate and be much, much worse because it's like you're killing a member of my family in front of me in slow motion.
That's what it feels like.
And I'm speaking on behalf of a lot of veterans.
And I'm saying that with more authority than probably ever because I'm fucking concerned.
I've talked to a lot of them.
And it's true.
That's what it feels like.
It feels like this thing that I loved.
And, you know, even though I hated it at times, and it did beat me, right?
Like an abusive father.
It beat me.
It did horrible things.
But I still loved it.
God damn it.
It was my family.
It wasn't perfect, but it was mine.
And we tried our best.
And to see what's being done to it and just shit all over it and transformed into this alien, fucked up, disgusting thing that I don't recognize that flies in the face of everything that I was taught.
It feels like betrayal to not oppose it.
It's a betrayal not to oppose it.
Because the men that taught me and mentored me and some of them have died much since then said, this is the way it's done.
This is the way it's always been done.
This is how you live.
And this is how we win.
Never let go of these values.
This is how it's done.
This is the way.
And then they died.
And then someone else came by, called the government, and said, no, that's not the way anymore.
This is the new way.
Everybody's going to do that.
We're going to do all of these things.
And in the back of your head, All you can hear is that dead sergeant going, Never let go, never let them take this, this is the way, and they're taking it away.
So, I don't know, Ceces and the rest of you guys, if you're surprised, I don't understand why these veterans are getting together because you're killing our fucking country in front of us in slow motion.
That's why we're very upset.
We don't like it.
Were we supposed to like it?
I don't like what you're doing.
None of us do.
Because people died, like, you know, and they gave it, put it up to us to, like, make sure this doesn't happen.
And you're doing it.
You're like, oh, I'm almost in shock that you even had the balls.
So, you know, again, veterans number four, freedom.ca, if you're a retired Reg Force Reserve Army and this makes any sense to you, go join that.
There's a lot of us already.
There's a lot of us already.
Thank you.
The war guys will network.
We'll get the fellas back together.
And we'll make our fucking voices heard.
Because no one else is doing it.
There's no Legion anymore.
Where's the Legion?
Who is even in the Legion?
Do you know anyone in the fucking Legion right now?
It's a bunch of old ladies playing crib and sucking up taxpayer money, pretending they fucking take care of veterans.
What has the fucking Legion ever done for you, man?
We don't have anything.
So some of the guys were like, we need to have something.
So they made a thing and it's called veteransforfreedom.ca.
And I highly recommend that if any of this makes any sense to you, if you listen to anything that I say and you're like, you know what?
Dude, we got you.
You're not alone at all.
And, you know, I'm sick and tired of seeing you guys go down.
And we need every single one of you.
We can't afford to lose any more of you because like it or not, this country and this whole world is going into harder times and easier times.
That's without a fucking doubt.
And as concerned I am as about you, I'm also concerned about my friends, my family, my children, and so on.
And if we don't have these types of strong guys around to help guide and shepherd and protect people and teach them the ways, the things that we were taught to make everything work okay and everyone stays safe and goes home at the end of the night, if we don't have you, if we don't have these guys, we're fucked, man.
So every single guy that checks out and gets on the truck and says, I consider it a personal loss.
Don't do it.
We need you.
You'll be well received.
Rock up.
Let's go, FFO.
Rock up.
Let's go, FFO.
I was like, I always picture, like, I wonder if somebody's driving the truck going.
When's he going to end the song?
I wonder.
I would.
I'm weird like that.
You know?
But yeah, VeteransForFreedom.ca, it's a civil action group, guys.
It's like a lobbying group.
We're not violent.
We're not overthrowing the government.
Nobody's telling you to arm up or do anything like that.
It's not necessary.
We don't need to.
Dad just has to get off the fucking couch and make his presence felt.
That's what needs to happen.
And that's what's going to happen.
Because the amount of numbers and names and some of the guys we have on board already, where it's going to get around.
And I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't like to, you know, project or whatever, but this could be a real big thing in the veteran community.
This could be the fucking thing.
And we could really, really make a fucking difference in this country.
It could happen.
I don't know what.
I can't give you odds or percentages, but if you can't make, I don't want to say make, but if we can't connect with the people of our own country as the people that, you know, and I would want to stand at the very fucking back.
I'm pretty much fine.
You know, I'm a little deaf.
My body's a little bit fucked, you know, but I'm not missing legs or body parts or, you know, I'm so psychologically damaged that I can't function.
Or, you know, I fucking wigged out and killed myself or whatever.
Like I escaped all of that so far, you know, and that's, I'm very lucky.
So I don't, I don't want to be at the front of it, but I mean, if you stack all these guys up here that are like, I cared about this place and these people and the values and the things that make this country what it is so much that I let them take pieces of my literal self, my physical self, my mental self, my health.
I let them and I knew, I knew what I was signing up for.
It's not a mystery.
No young man or woman signs up to the Canadian forces and goes, I'm sure everything will be fine.
They're like, there's a pretty good chance I'm not, this is going to, this is going to do some damage to me.
Yeah, especially the infantry or the artillery or the armored or something.
Medics even or, you know, any of them, the Navy, you can drown and see fucking helicopters fall in the sky, man.
It happens.
There's been a few recently.
That's a job you're accepting because you care about this place and what it stands for and you want to be somebody that gets in the way of people that want to hurt it.
That's what the military is.
In case someone wants to come by and hurt you someday.
I remember being a kid thinking I was very excited about the military.
I wanted to join it.
I remember I was say 15, 14. I remember feeling disappointed that I couldn't envision anyone that would want to fight with us, so I would probably never get to.
I was like, damn, I'm probably, if I join the army, I'll probably just never do anything.
That'll be kind of boring and stupid.
Careful what you wish for, kid.
So we know what we're getting into.
And so these people are going to line up in big numbers, all fucked up and bruised and battered and beaten and barely alive or whatever the fuck with their fucking goddamn glorious sacrifice medals on and their jump wings and their fucking Pathfinder badges and their fucking tambouries that they earned and their wound stripes and their missing legs and their missing arms and their fucking wheelchairs and the rest of it.
And you're going to look all those people in the eye and you're going to say, no, you're all wrong.
They're right.
I'm with the government.
You're all crazy terrorist people.
Because we're going to make you make that decision.
You're going to have to choose.
You're going to have to choose us.
You're going to have to choose them.
That is going to happen.
You will have to make a choice because we are not on their fucking side.
We're on your side.
And if you can't see that, I feel sad for you.
And if a society and a people chooses its rulers over the people that were willing to die to protect them, they've made a terrible mistake.
And they deserve what happens next.
Sorry, that was weird to get through.
The blind libertarian says that beard could about take down the government of Canada on its own these days.
I've been working hard on it.
I've been working hard.
I'm growing it right now.
Trentword.
Muslim bigot the beheader.
There he is.
He says, not only is testosterone down, but also they say men's sperm counts have gone down 60%, which again is why I said fertility has dropped as well.
Your testosterone goes down.
Your sperm becomes lazy and dopey.
Your sperm itself.
Okay.
I don't know why she's not pregnant.
It's because your sperm gets in there and goes, I just want to play video games and child, bro.
Fuck women, dude.
They're fucking whores anyway.
I'm going to play COD.
You got the new COD duty, fucking, you know?
There's no lumberjack, fucking go-getter, mountain climber, sperm going in there.
It's a bunch of sad, lazy incels.
So as your testosterone goes down, so does the, not even the count of them, but how effective they are at what they do.
They're not going in to get some shit done.
They're not coming in like the fucking SEAL team six to fucking surgically assassinate somebody.
They're like, Zero Wendy's.
So are you surprised they're not getting anything done?
Are you surprised?
He says, Spermans have gone down 60% and are on track to go to zero in the next 24 years if human continue on the current path they're on, all intentional and by design, by technology and transhumanists.
See, I don't know if you can prove that or not.
There probably is a way to prove it.
And I don't want to say it is or it, but it is happening.
That is literally fucking happening.
And that's like, we're going to go extinct or something soon.
And you need to do something about it now because it was like, in two years, there's no, that's too late.
That's like trying to do something about a tsunami as it's like 50 meters outside your beach.
Like, maybe we've been over wall.
And you're dead.
Like, no, you should have did something about this hours ago when you detected the tsunami.
You could have evacuated the coastal people.
You could have gotten them inland up into the high rise or into the mountains or something.
And you didn't.
You did nothing until you're like, that's a really big wave.
It's blocking the sun.
And then you just die because you're fucking retarded.
You stupid people.
I don't know.
You know, that's the thing.
There's some meme here somewhere, Ferris says.
There is.
We got to look for it.
We got to look for it.
If that is the creator's will, I'd be like, I'm not even mad.
You know what, God?
Whatever you are.
Yeah, this has got to stop.
You're right.
Just drown everyone.
This is.
That's when there's a cat.
Listen to me.
If there's a cataclysmic event, like a comet hits the earth and blows and kills everyone, or there's a massive tsunami like Yellowstone Park erupts.
That's God rage quitting on all of this.
The whole thing.
Just goes, fuck, and just flips the table.
It's like, I'm done.
I hate this game.
I'm not fucking doing this anymore.
This is stupid.
And you're just, everyone's dead because it's like, I tried.
I tried so long.
I can't.
I hate it.
I hate this game.
Breaks the pool queue over the table, throws it at the window, pushes somebody down the stairs.
I'm out of here.
Gets his car, drives drunk, you know, clips a mailbox on the way out.
God's really mad.
How many people were in that game?
Seven billion.
Oh, my.
It's a good thing I'm insane.
None of this is true.
It's all just the ramblings of an incoherent madman.
Go back to sleep.
Senior Bean.
Oh, he's back.
He's back from Spatulon now, huh?
You back?
You just gonna come right back in here, huh?
Like nothing happened?
Huh?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Senor Bean.
Just gonna fucking show up.
After you left us for Spatulon, we thought you'd just walk back in here looking all fat and spatula-like.
# Well, me and you are gonna have a problem.
You've got exactly four Elon Musk tweets to explain what you're doing here right now.
Oh, my God.
Why does anyone listen to me if Ritzart is?
He says, You might have to inch your way towards right-wing mainstream already on Red Eyes.
I've been on Red Eyes many times.
Blonde and the Belly of the Beast, Matt and Blonde Show.
I don't know who they are.
Lauren Chen, Southern.
I don't know.
I just like your interviews.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
I would talk to pretty much anyone unless I hate them and I don't hate too many people, but yeah, I'm already on every list.
Dude, they already think I'm fucking everything.
I'll talk to fucking Mark Collette at this point.
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
Like, they don't, they hate, you know, what are they going to do?
What are they going to say?
They haven't said already.
CRJ says, rumor has it CRA has internal cheat codes to live tax-free if you're in the no.
Usual rules for thee, not for me.
Doesn't surprise me.
Cam, is this you?
I swear to fucking God.
Cinnamon Sniz.
He did this just to hurt me.
He says, let me tell you a story.
There was a nerd from Seattle that started a software company.
He needed a name, so he named it after his size, after the size and durability of his dick.
He named it the company Microsoft.
It's not enough.
I hate him way more.
He deserves much worse than this.
Something to you guys in the chat.
What are you talking about?
My God, I haven't looked at Rumble all evening.
I'm so sorry in case I missed anyone.
Nope.
Nope.
No super chats in Rumble.
Fine.
Fuck all you guys, freeloaders.
Just kidding.
Bass in the Grass says the only Legion members in my family are full-cucked boosted up mask wearers who never served and still live off of what my grandparents did serving in WW2.
Not realizing how disgusted they would be with them for throwing away their best friends.
They would be.
I remember people from that generation, and if I'm picturing them at my age, and they'd be like, when are we fucking doing, you know, what the, let's fucking go?
Yeah, they would be mad.
I'm mad too.
Angry Soldier 100.
Hey, man, it was nice to meet you the other day.
It says, signed up Sunday.
I'm here for the long run.
Let's go.
More, more, more.
I want more.
This is what I want.
This is what I want.
Hang on.
This is Veterans for Freedom.
Are you ready?
Barry's going to like this one.
This is the scene.
This is going to be Veterans.
I'm Saurumon.
And the Green and Warrington guy is somebody weak that doesn't think, you know.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
He'll come to me.
Careful, idiot.
That's Canada.
If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning.
Thousands to storm the keep.
Tens of thousands.
My lord, there is no such force.
Shipput's ready.
The new power is rising.
Its victory is at hand.
Boys, they are so scared of us, you have no idea.
They are fucking living nightmares about us.
I'm not kidding.
This night, the land will be stayed the blood of gold.
In Minecraft, design of Minecraft, you guys, we're just trying to win an election.
But the imagery is solid.
There's a lot more of us than you'd think.
You might even be so surprised that when we show up, you'll go, oh my fucking God, where did this even come from?
And you'll be forced to tears at the glory.
There will be no door.
For sirs.
There goes the Daglon army.
He keeps comparing himself to supervillains.
I don't know if this is good.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't.
I can't put it on the stream, can I?
I shouldn't.
I really shouldn't.
But I might.
There's a picture of me someone put on Hitler.
Like, the face swap.
And it's...
Right?
It is funny.
He thinks he's hit.
But now it's just...
Do I know where it is?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
I think I may not have it.
I don't know where it would be.
I can't fucking know where it is.
Could it be?
Oh, no.
No.
No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, but it is very funny.
I can't remember me that.
I should show it.
There will be no dawn for the sucks.
Jake Powell says, coming back to testosterone levels plummeting in the West with men, I'm only certain.
I'm not only certain that these governments know about it.
They're actually endorsing the scenario.
I want to have to get TRT to bring my levels up.
I'm over 30. You can't have the naughty juice here in Australia unless you have jellyfish levels.
Yeah, it's like that everywhere.
I know some guys that it's a weird situation.
Hell William Alexis, many regrets on the old snippy snip after the news of sperm counts falling, but I got two base kids.
I got three.
So I also, I'm like, fuck, I could have been Genghis Khan.
It's too late.
Whatever.
My three kids are, they're a handful.
They're lovely.
A long day at the park the other day.
Joseph calls says, cheers.
Thank you, man.
Haley Lonigan says, just paying cover.
Now.
All right.
Call it off.
Call it off.
Yeah, Gary was actually, he was right behind you, Haley.
He had a silencer.
You had no idea.
No, she's good.
She paid.
No, she paid.
She's all right.
I don't know.
Do what you always do if you want to kill somebody.
Go to Circulon, shoot a bum and come back.
It's fine.
Gary's got the bloodlust again.
It just happens.
Jake Powell says, we are under chemical attack.
Go find an awesome, trustworthy doctor.
Start getting repaired with testosterone replacement therapy.
This is not normal.
Have a look around.
Men are becoming poggy fat as fuck.
It is.
And why is that?
It's odd.
It's a crisis.
I mean, if it was me, if I was like leader of a country, I'd be like, this is not good.
This needs to be addressed immediately.
This is a mental, this is a, this is a public health crisis.
That's a bigger health crisis than COVID.
Absolutely it is.
This threatens the extinction.
What are the death numbers on this thing again?
Yeah, not even close.
We're talking about the end of our fucking existence here.
It's not good.
Satoshi, it's like, ah, there's a meteor coming to Earth.
But did you hear about the common cold?
Yeah, but that's a big rock.
It's going to hit us.
Yes, but we're all in this together.
Entrusted science.
I understand that, but that science says that we all die.
Everybody dies.
We're all dead.
It's in the bed.
Why won't you just wear a mask?
I will if you really want me to.
I'm just saying, but that's worse.
We need to stop you wasting everybody's time.
That's bigger than the moon.
We're dead.
It's too late.
We're going to die.
Satoshi Ape.
Satoshi Ape and Real Donald T, I would be watching on Rumble, but they suck in explaining how to use their Rumble rants.
There's a little button down the bottom left somewhere.
I don't even know if you do it on mobile.
I think you can only do it on your computer.
I don't think you can do it on your phone.
I really got to...
There's something else I wanted to play one more time.
Oh, this.
This.
And again.
Like, I don't care.
Be gay.
You want to be gay, not be gay.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.
Whatever.
It's fine.
But there needs to be a point where do whatever you want.
Live your life.
I don't care.
I don't hate you.
I'm not attacking you.
It means nothing to me.
It's fine.
But when you're attacking the very nature of reality that affects all of us and insisting that special rules be made for you in concession against what we all knew to be objectively fucking true, like you're asking us to participate in craziness.
You're asking us to participate in mental illness.
I can't condone that.
You do whatever you want, but we don't have to.
You can't make us do this.
And I saw a really great video about this.
And it's not just about the topic that he's talking about.
It's about a lot of things, really, when you think about it.
And it's really just a person who's sensible and based in reality.
That's what based means, or at least it should be to me.
You're based in reality.
Remember normal?
I'm old enough to remember normal.
I'm 36. I remember when people were like not fucked in the head, when you were like, men were kind of scary, got things done.
People generally knew what they were doing.
Things were fairly, it's not like, it's not that way anymore.
And this is a big symptom of it.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
Check this out.
Well, that's got nothing to do with the reality.
So you can feel however you want.
I mean, I could sit here and say that I feel like a tomato plant, but that doesn't mean I'm actually in those things.
So your self-perception, you can have whatever self-perception you want, but you can't expect me to take part in that self-perception or to take part in this kind of charade, this theatrical production.
You don't get your own pronouns, just like you don't get your own prepositions or your own adjectives.
It's like if I were to tell you, my adjectives are handsome and brilliant.
And no matter whatever you're talking about me, you have to describe me as handsome and brilliant because that's how I identify.
Makes no sense.
You don't get your own pronouns.
I think it's delusion.
It could be a mental illness.
It's a lot of different things.
With children, there's also just a basic confusion that all kids have.
When a four-year-old boy comes to you and says, oh, I'm a girl, here's a good follow-up question.
What is a girl?
That's a question I would like to throw out to other members of the panel.
Actually, because just like the four-year-old can't answer, what is a girl?
Well, this is one of the problems with this left-wing gender ideology, is that no one who espouses it can even tell you what these words mean.
It's like, what is a woman?
Can you tell me what a woman is?
No, I can't.
What do you define a woman as?
An adult human female.
Here's the thing.
When you're a female, it goes right down to your bones, your DNA.
So that's why if someone dies, we could dig up their bones 100 years from now.
We have no idea what they believed in their head, but we can tell what sex they were because it's down in, it's ingrained in every fiber of their being.
I have answered the question.
You stood up here and said trans women are women.
Yes.
Tell me what you mean.
What is a woman?
Womanhood is something that, just as Ethan explained, I cannot define because I am not myself.
So what did you mean when you said trans women are women if you don't know what it means?
So here's the thing.
So I do not define what a woman is because I do not identify as a woman.
Womanhood is something that is an umbrella term.
It includes people who People who identify as a woman.
Identify as what?
As a woman.
What is that?
Was to each their own.
So you want to reduce women, you want to reduce men down to maybe just their genetics, our genitals, our chromosomes, right?
That's what you're saying.
What you want to do is appropriate women.
You want to appropriate womanhood and turn it into basically a costume that could be worn.
That is...
Sorry.
It'd be like that.
sometimes it be like that.
What?
What?
you So here it is.
I forgot.
I swear this is a doctored photo.
So where?
Ha ha ha.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You guys are.
And this is from earlier.
T.me slash the fairyman's toll on Telegram for more virtually identical.
They are exactly identical.
It's the same to me.
They might not.
Why aren't they the same?
It might as well be.
There's really no sense for you guys.
Good.
I'm glad everyone has the Hitler photo just on tap like this.
Jake Powell, I think I got that one already.
Thank you.
And I got that one as well.
So, 11-3.
We're almost done.
We're almost done, everybody.
Cindy Lee on Rubble, thank you very much.
It says, call me a freeloader, will you?
I'm sorry.
Don't stab me.
Here's a little something for the milkshakes you're due.
Oh, if we drank some, and I want to drink some more.
What are your thoughts on what they are trying to do to limit the amount of farm animals a person can have?
It very much does seem like there's a concerted effort to destroy as much as possible the ability for the middle-class, regular people to feed themselves.
That just seems to be the case.
There's a lot of things exploding And burning down, and planes crashing into them, and laws being made, and so on and so forth, that are all having the same effect.
And I can't say, again, I know the people that are psychoanalyzing me and then the Libtard fucking losers in Antifa and the people that report back to you.
Do you know what's funny?
And this was confirmed to me, the people in anti-hate that write about us don't even watch this.
They have people that they hire and pay to watch.
Like they've got like peasants to watch this.
And then they find things, oh yeah, yeah, they really like this one.
And then they clip it and send it to them.
So there's multiple.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
I was going to say something, but it doesn't matter.
We're all in a like the reason people feel this way.
Like, what is wrong with these crazy people?
They're anti-match people.
They're anti-you've there's a lot of reasons for people to understand like feel as though something bad is happening because it is every single aspect of society from our point of view is changing in a negative way all at the same time which to us means we're being attacked there's no way this is all organically just happening that's like everything goes
wrong at the same time when everything goes wrong at the same time at the critical moment in time where you're like what the fuck just happened typically that means uh a particular word it's called sabotage like like it was intentionally done to you like the odds of it happening that way by chance by just you know the the whims of the universe and nature is very very unlikely so the fact all this is happening in connection and
concert with itself that every single thing that's happening is going to have a very negative long-term output on our civilization the destruction of free speech the disarming of the population the mass importation of uh unassimilatable uh you know mass amounts of people um coupled with the the massive amounts of debt printing money printing um and engaged with deliberate destruction of our energy
industry you know crazy amounts of backbreaking taxation on our farming industry and then on top of all of this you're gonna you're gonna delve these these people with this many problems into the depths of a massive global war that will almost for definitely sure bury the bury the casket when you're doing this many things at once that is definitely bad when you understand any kind of long-term uh you know how to not destroy things and everything you're doing seems to be to the opposite of that it starts to it
starts to stop looking like just simple uh stupidity and it really starts to look like intent criminal intent like you're doing this on purpose not only are you destroying everything you're doing it on purpose that's so much worse and i'm not sure at what level that this is taking place at where these decisions and calls are being made but they to me clearly seem to be being made somebody's clearly decided to destroy everything and
you know for shift society in such a massive radical change so much that it it gets its own catchphrase it's called the great reset like these rich people that control the world have na have a name for it that's how much they've talked about it that they've named it yeah that that's not good it ain't good bob the bigot
jedi says man's testosterone rapidly declined after doing an internet search for blue waffle and seeing christopher for this i need a lot more and i'm not ready i'm just not ready i'm just not ready did i talk about elon musk yet can't remember somebody give me an e for elon or
uh a b for brain damage if i if i didn't if i forgot uh that's not what we want right this is just talking about a minute ago people are just done man like things are this is just a random one on the street no because i think covid the question is does a sixth wave of covid have you concerned she's like no because i think covet's gonna be with with us forever
just call it a sixth call it a seventh i don't care call it whatever it's gonna go on and on and on and on i'm not getting another booster i'm done that's it it's the pharmaceutical companies are making trillions of dollars i did what i had to do i got the two shots i got the booster now there's a fourth booster coming or wasn't the fourth one coming out i'm not getting it no because i think covet's gonna be with with us forever there's a fourth there's a fifth she nailed it it's a it's they're just making money it's what it's always been and
these people won't let it go and admit that's what it's always been because they cheerled this effort so much to the point that they feel personally responsible for the fact of it being bullshit that's why because if they didn't really give a shit either way why why would they be vehemently defending this nonsense because they were the people from the beginning calling for all of you to be imprisoned and all these things should be done and how long until we tolerate these people what are we gonna do they
they that's those people they've they've married to it they've they've hitched their their their body with a giant boulder to that ship and if it goes down it goes down they don't care they they're just they're they're part of it now it's too late they're not gonna change their mind look at these headlines Toronto Star, Ottawa Citizen, Globe and Mail, CTV News, CP24.
Remaining unvaccinated increases the risk to the vaccinated, says University of Toronto study.
Mixing, mixing, that's an interesting word, right?
With unvaccinated increases the risk of COVID-19.
Study fines.
Unvaccinated with vaccinated people.
Unvaccinated to disproportionately risk safety of those vaccinated.
This is all today.
This is all of today.
By the way, the same day.
The CTV News, CB24, Toronto Star, Ottawa Citizen, Globe and Mail, all at the same time today decided to say basically the same thing.
Mixing with the unvaccinated increases risk of COVID-19.
Infection for fully vaccinated.
Exact same as the Ottawa Citizen.
And CTV News says being with unvaccinated people increases the COVID-19 risk for those who are vaccinated.
Being with, remaining with, mixing with.
It's almost like they're trying to turn two segments of society against each other.
It's almost like I said this a year and a half ago, two years ago.
They will eventually call for what's to be done about these people.
And we heard the prime minister say it not very long ago.
Now the media has begun its campaign of convincing your people that you live around, your citizens, your neighbors, your coworkers, whoever, that you are some kind of threat to them and that something should be done.
First of all, you got to stay away from them.
Once you've successfully dehumanized a certain group of people, people will accept doing all kinds of things to those people.
And that is the worrying trend of the language here.
Mixing others.
Risk.
Risk.
You should be afraid of them.
They're dangerous.
And enough of this, as we've already seen, which was terrifying, essentially the television, the media complex can make people believe whatever it wants.
It can make them do whatever it wants.
It made a shitload of people, they're having some kind of festival in my hometown soon about supporting standing with Ukraine.
Okay, I'm from there, and I'm going to tell you this right now.
I'm one of probably seven people in the whole fucking county that's even heard of Ukraine before, let alone knows where it is and could show you where it is on a map.
But I also promise you this is going to be hundreds of people that fucking thing.
They're all going to give money to Ukraine.
The TV, the media complex made a bunch of people care so much about a place they've never heard of, they don't know anything about, whatever, that they'll go out and give money and take money out of the mouths of their own family, children, community, country even.
They will give to just whatever in a place where we've got $2 a liter for gasoline, where groceries are more expensive than ever.
Everybody's killing themselves.
Everybody's on drugs.
Everything is going to fucking shit.
And the TV went, hey, you should give whatever else you got left to some random place the other side of the world that we just told you about just now.
And they fucking get tattooed Ukrainian flags on them and they put them on their cars and go, wee!
You great.
And they fucking go all in.
That is some seriously scary level mind control.
And now that same power is being used to tell these people that you are some kind of threat to their existence.
How do you think this fucking ends?
Who's talking about that?
Hey!
Rebel news!
Two north, anybody?
You're gonna fucking act like adults anytime soon?
Are you gonna do anything remotely resembling telling the fucking truth for once in your fucking lives?
Do you see where this is going?
Well, we can't platform that guy.
He'll take away our eyeballs.
We'll make less money.
They're threatening to fucking kill us, dude.
Look at this screen.
This is psychological warfare.
They're priming these people.
They're greasing the wheels for the inevitable, you know, the next phase, which is once the population is so sufficiently afraid and concerned about they will accept all kinds of things being done to them.
They were willing to subject themselves to an experimental, out-of-the-blue, rapid fire, no time, no testing.
Everybody shut up.
Don't ignore the alarm bells in your heads.
Just show up and get the needle.
They subjected themselves to this and their fucking children.
Just do what the TV says and it'll go away.
Now the TV says you're the problem.
And you think they're going to what?
All of a sudden be reasonable.
We're in a bad spot.
That is not good.
That's not a good thing to see the media start doing in this country.
Shame on all of them.
And all of the potential mayhem and carnage and suffering, should it come to pass, is entirely your fault.
It's entirely your fault.
So any of it that finds itself coming your way, you deserved it.
That's what you had coming all along.
You're a piece of shit.
And you'll sit and write articles about how someone like me is inciting violence.
Inciting violence.
I'm trying to rile people up.
You're literally encouraging the vast majority of your population to fear a minority of its population.
That is the bottom line of what you're doing.
That's what you're doing.
You're encouraging the mass majority to fear the minority.
Do I really need to explain to you how this goes?
You're supposed to be smarter than that.
You're supposed to be, you know, Thank you.
The gatekeepers of misinformation.
That's what journalism is.
You're supposed to be the people that sniff out what's actually going on as best you can and Let everybody know so that crazy shit like this doesn't happen.
And instead, you're doing the bidding of the crazy people because they're paying you money.
So you're selling out everybody for money as long as you get yours.
Cool.
hopefully nothing ever finds its way to your house that's it's reprehensible.
I mean, I can't even have...
Did small pee-pee eat a swarma with Bitcoin today?
Oh, wow.
That's a good one.
How many people committed suicide this month?
You have a job to do, and you didn't fucking do it.
You had a very important job to do.
And not only did you suck at it, you did poorly at it on purpose.
You knowingly lied about things on purpose for money.
That is a sell.
You're evil.
You're not good.
You're a bad person and you deserve bad things to happen to you.
It's as simple as that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're going to tell me, well, those protesters deserve it.
I had a guy say to me the other day about, you know, the Waco stuff, the anniversary or whatever, and he was like, good fucking, I'm glad.
I don't care.
Those kids deserve to die because it was just grown up to be pieces of shit like their parents.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Justifying the murder of children then.
Because that's their team.
Their team can do no wrong ever.
And that same team, the journalist for that team, will publish the video of the RCMP's horses trampling arguably one man to death at least.
Where is he?
What's his name?
Nobody fucking knows.
They have that video.
They play that video, but they cut it.
They cut the frame one or two frames away from when the horse makes contact with one of the victims.
Meaning they knew exactly when to stop the video because it starts to look bad for them.
That is the media lying to you on purpose to protect the RCMP, which just trampled your fucking people.
I can't imagine I can make this any clearer to you.
So when people, you know, oh, you think the journalists, they're worse than bad.
The journalists are worse than bad.
They're traitors and they're actively covering up crimes.
They're complicit.
They're criminals.
They're scum.
They're disgusting.
And weakness is not an excuse.
That's what I said earlier.
Strength should be cherished.
It should be sought after.
It should be held into a higher regard.
Everyone should be this way.
Because when your society doesn't value that anymore, and it's all about how much you can get, how much you can get for you, and just win at any cost.
Everything suffers because you've got weak people deliberately lie.
They don't care.
They don't care what's right and wrong.
win.
Thank you.
Those are weak people.
Because a strong person working at CBC or the Fifth Estate or whatever would see that video and go, whoa, whoa, wait a minute now.
Maybe I don't agree with these people.
Maybe I don't understand what they're protesting or what they're doing or whatever.
But should they be trampled with fucking horses and beaten with guns and pepper sprayed and all of that?
Their bank accounts frozen.
Their property destroyed.
Their windows are smashed out.
Some of the dogs were killed.
Whoa, wait a minute now.
Did that ever happen from CBC?
No.
And you know what's worse?
Did they know that it happened?
Yes.
And they decided not to tell you anyway.
Because it would make the wrong team look bad.
That's CBC.
That's what they do.
So remember that when they run a hit piece on somebody like me or anyone else.
They're willing to lie about shit like that to win.
Because fuck you, you stupid, you know, Nazi peasant.
Hellbeat Deluxe says, is there any way to support V4F Veterans for Freesom without being a vet?
They take donations.
They take, yeah, there's probably, I think they're going to have a civilian element to it as well.
Like, we're just trying to flesh out as many guys as we can get, figure out who's who.
Like, it's still brand new.
It's only three weeks old, man.
And then, you know, organize who's who and what's what.
And then, you know, open up.
You're taking foreign volunteers as well.
Americans, you know, if you're a veteran as well, you just happen to live in Canada, you're interested, and you want to help out, that's fine.
You can, you know, we'll find a way to verify you, you know.
And then after that, there'll be, you know, civilians as well.
And, you know, we're going to keep growing this and try to effectively make our voice heard as much as possible and help the fucking people of this country that don't have anyone looking out for them anymore.
That's the plan.
Wiggling shits, how you doing, man?
Thank you very much.
It's very, very nice of you.
He says, nothing against the people of Ukraine, but I'd rather give my money to Diagalon.
Well, you know, why should you give them anything?
Well, they're being invaded.
It's a war.
It's terrible.
I see.
So how do you feel about the 20 fucking countries that we've been bombing or, you know, the dozen countries we've been bombing for the last 20 years?
How much money did you give to Libya?
Or, you know, Iraq or Yemen or Syria?
Afghanistan.
Did you give them any money?
I'll come.
Why not?
Why not?
How many Syrian refugees do you have living at your house?
Better be more than zero.
Oh, it's none?
You just wanted to feel like a good person and get patted on the back and act like you were some shit.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I've seen it before.
Hell Billy Delik says, bring on the trucks.
I will enjoy the rapid disassembly before they can get one unjab dag.
Trucker Robb says, my grandpa, World War II vet, passed in 81, and he was pissed then.
I am understanding these guys a lot more now.
Godzilla and Chain says, I did everything the media told me to do, and all I got for it was this rainbow t-shirt and COVID with a heart attack.
Oh, so you're saying you did get something at the end of the day.
It was worth it.
It's good for you.
It's excellent.
Live chat on YouTube.
How you guys doing?
There's a lot of you guys over there.
Jesus, it's Monday, right?
It is.
We're almost done.
We're almost out of here.
I got to fix that intro.
I got to fix the watermark because that was the old shitty.
I'll get to it.
It's going to be okay.
It's going to be okay.
You're doing great, kid.
What else?
That's stupid.
Stupid.
I can't remember if I talked about the Musk there.
I got to scroll up because I was talking and then I forgot what I was talking about.
What was the consensus?
Did I remember Elon Musk or not?
E. E. Okay, I didn't.
Okay, there's lots of E's.
There we go.
See?
The system works.
The system works after roll.
It's good for you.
Where's the good one?
Breaking news.
Twitter reconsiders Elon Musk.
It's done.
It's a done deal.
If you missed it, Elon Musk is now the sole owner of Twitter.
He bought the whole fucking thing.
He didn't just have 10%, 9% stake.
And he's like, and they're like, no, we're not like, we're going to do this.
We'd rather destroy everything than let you take over.
So he goes and he goes, okay, fine.
Makes it way worse for them.
This is why you don't fuck with somebody smarter than you.
When you're like, he made you an offer where he was going to have some influence in the company.
I'm going to have a fair amount of influence.
Okay.
And they went, Re, we would rather die, Re!
And he goes, okay, well, I mean, it wasn't optional.
It wasn't, it wasn't, uh.
So now I'm just going to take over the whole fucking thing.
Now I'm just going to buy the whole thing.
You can't do that, Re!
No, I just did.
I own everything now.
I'm in charge.
Because I'm the richest man in the world and I bought the whole thing.
It was 40, was it $46 billion?
Yep, it's mine now.
So we're going to go ahead and unban all these people and we're going to change all that.
He just stole, he basically stole the Death Star.
Twitter is the biggest social media messaging, content, moderation, censorship, you know, as far as there's multiple factors at play.
It's not just, you know, one thing or another.
But if you could say like a pie chart, we'll see the pie chart.
And you've got little slivers, bigger ones, whatever.
The majority, the biggest piece of this pie in the war of controlling what people think is Twitter.
It is the biggest social media platform in the world.
It has the most users, the most engagement, the most screen time, the most everything.
That's the one.
If you want to make sure people are thinking the right thing, it's that.
And Elon Musk just bought the, just stole the Death Star.
He just stole the flagship enterprise of the brainwashing machine.
He just stole it.
Basically.
Just bought it from them using their own rules against themselves.
And he seems, you know, he says he's going to like, yeah, I'm just going to let people, we're going back to free speech world now.
This shit's over.
All this censorship's over.
This algorithm's gone.
Whoa.
I mean, that's a significant turn.
That's serious.
I mean, you should get back on Twitter.
I've already, I'm going to appeal some accounts.
I've been hearing a bunch of people's accounts are already being unbanned.
Like as we speak.
They were banned years ago.
I'm going to appeal mine right now.
I had 30,000 followers like three years ago.
Could you imagine what I'd be at right now if they hadn't banned me?
This is why they do it.
This is why they do the deplatforming.
As soon as you start to gain like any kind of momentum, they just cut the knees out for money and send you back to square one.
And if you're lucky, you can drag some people with you.
And you can eventually still win, but it's going to be way harder.
It's going to take you way longer.
I think I had like 12,000 people or something on YouTube and they fucking shut that down back to zero, right?
That's what they do.
Can you imagine where so many people would be right now if they hadn't been deplatformed?
They were doing, you know, that's why they do it.
And the funny thing is, I saw Paul Watson say this earlier, Paul Dose Watson said, and they used to say, you know, well, deplatforming works.
Deplatforming beats the Nazis.
It beats the, well, did it?
Or did it just piss so many people off to the point that a fucking billionaire, this guy was just like, I'm so annoyed with how stupid you're being that I'm going to, I'm just going to buy everything and I'm just going to take over because this is ridiculous.
I'm offended.
Like this is hard on my head.
Like I can't hang, I can't have this.
It's within my power to fix this, so I'm going to.
And it's going to cost me a lot of money.
That's how much I hate you.
That's interesting.
That's an interesting story.
What's Totters?
Well, corporate media outlets in this country are convinced in order to survive, they need the monopoly, which gives you no option but to watch and read them.
And to have that monopoly, they need to censor people who want to tell the news in a straight way.
And that's why they're doing everything they can to stop Elon Musk from buying Twitter.
Because if you got to talk, why would you need CNN and MSNBC?
So those channels are now trying to tell you that free speech is not the foundation upon which our democracy is built.
No, it's dangerous.
Elon Musk wants to change the way we tweet, but could his obsession with free speech on the platform take us down a dangerous path?
Elon Musk's hostile takeover bid for Twitter.
Right-wing media is celebrating Musk's bid, saying he's going to rescue free speech.
You know, it's kind of funny how Elon Musk wants to buy it, but there are massive life and globe-altering consequences for just like the more wild thing.
Are you concerned that what Musk is trying to do is to open up the platform for more misinformation about topics such as COVID in the 2020 election?
Elon Musk is a dangerous to Twitter and to freedom of speech.
He has been known to say some of the most transphobic and homophobic things to his millions of followers.
These people are fascists.
They've torn off the mask.
They're now telling you straight to camera that free speech should not be allowed in America.
Wow.
Cope.
Re make a tyrant act like one.
And Elon Musk just did it in an epic fucking way.
That's a cra that's, I mean, that alone.
It's already worth the price of admission.
That being said, at JMCKenzie674, that's me on Twitter.
On Twiddly Doodler.
I think I got 1,400 followers or something already so far.
I want my own account back.
If they give me that back, then you'll know.
Then you'll know.
Godzilla.
I remember that one.
And Helga, there she is.
It says a hashtag Reggie is in.
Hashtag back on Twitter.
Hashtag let's go.
Let's go.
Chelsea says, I made a Twitter account just to tweet.
I bet Jussie Smollier took acting classes from Prime Minister.
Canada would probably be cheaper than Twitter, to be honest.
Next week, mandatory Neuralinks.
I don't care.
I'm not taking his brain chips.
It's never happening.
I don't care what he does.
I'm not taking it.
He can get crushed by a dumpster just as easy as anyone can.
Breakwater Bear says, is this just some malformed plan to kill Gab or some other subterfuge?
I don't trust Elon.
I want to microchip your brain.
I don't know if he wants to.
It's just what they're doing.
I don't know.
I think people are too fucking weird or scared about that.
I mean, just don't get it then?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, Gab is basically Facebook, but not gay.
And Twitter is different.
I don't know.
There's so many different factions and people trying to help in their own way that, like, Torba and Elon probably don't even know each other.
This is what he decided to do.
And if I was him, I would have been like, yeah, do it.
I think I'm going to buy Twitter because it's out of control.
He's saying all the right things.
And so far, he seems to be doing what he says he's going to do.
And unless he turns it into some fucking nightmare, then I mean, well, yeah, then fuck him.
But as of right now, he says he's doing a thing and he's doing the thing.
And I mean, it's the fucking enemy people that we're fighting are bleeding from the eyes and screaming and having temper tantrums.
So it can't be a bad thing.
You know, there's a level of paranoia where like, everything's a move, man.
Everything's the Illuminati, man.
Everything is the fucking, you know, Johnny Depp did it, man.
Like, okay, relax, buddy.
Like, you're, you're, you're gone.
You've gone too far, man.
Let's see what happens.
I don't know.
What's the worst thing that happens?
Twitter stays gay?
Oh, no.
Then we're in the exact same position we were yesterday.
Who cares?
Nothing.
We have nothing to lose out of this situation.
Twitter was already a leftist nightmare, which was so heavily censored.
It's insane.
So worst case scenario, it stays the way it is.
Best case scenario, or even an improved scenario of any kind, it becomes more free and open.
And more people are allowed to exchange ideas and talk and exist and promulgate ideas than they were before, which is better than the previous situation.
So again, this is a net positive.
I don't understand why you're like, my brain chips.
We don't even have those right now.
Bro, he just bought Twitter and he's opening it up.
Can you just fucking chill?
Everyone's so like, yeah, but did you know about fucking, you know, Kazaria, man?
Like, I fucking don't care, dude.
I don't care.
There's so many of these random, like, I don't fucking care.
These are our problems.
How do we fix them?
What are we doing about it right now?
What is gonna work?
Did you know about this fucking, you don't even know about this crazy fucking, And I don't care because it has no impact on me right now.
I don't care if the earth is flat as a board or run a giant sea turtle, you know, swimming through a fucking tequila bowl.
It makes no difference to me because I still have taxes to pay.
The police are still after me.
All those things are still the same.
It changes absolutely nothing to me.
It's a massive waste of time.
Yes, I'm saying what you're doing is a massive waste of time.
We're trying to fix society right here.
So should he buy Twitter or not?
Turtle Ball, Flat Earth, you know, dimension guy.
I don't, what are we doing?
I doubt very much that Elon Musk is going to sit through 17 hours of your YouTube videos.
I don't think he has the time for that.
You need to have to sum it up a little more concise.
He's busy.
Yeah, no, he is.
He is.
Just let him buy the damn thing.
It can't be worse.
So what's the big deal?
Relax.
The Q says, why is no one talking about the global satellite surveillance system?
Mr. Free Speech is launching into space.
Look into Project Casino.
Project Casino, I've never heard of this.
Lost Dog says, if Putin wanted to join Dagalon, would Dagalon welcome him with open arms?
If Putin?
Of course.
But I don't think he would want to join.
I think he'd want to take over.
Which.
I'm willing to negotiate satellite state status with the Russian Federation.
I'm not saying I'm going to accept it outright.
I'm not going to say I'm accepting it at all, but I'm willing to hear your offer.
If you guys want to give us an offer, I will consider it as emperor of this pretend country that is still, in global affairs terms, taken more seriously than the real country of Canada.
That is a fact, an unassailable fact, I may add, that we've established very aggressively in the first hour of this program.
Breakwater Bears is awesome response, and yes, it's flat, obviously.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I just don't want to go to a gulong, man.
We've got problems.
I feel like I'm in a firing position being overrun by the fucking second SS, and somebody's like, Should you do all the earth is flat, man?
I'm like, I, bro, I'm about to get crushed by a tiger tank.
Like, you have anything else to say?
You got anything else?
Do you have any grenades left?
something anything did you know about how Marilyn Monroe secretly fucking I don't care at all about that.
I don't even care a little bit.
No.
Again, about to get crushed to death.
Let's go.
Make with the bombs.
Something.
Anything.
Always leave me alone.
Let's let me die in peace.
The boog in Blue Taco says Amber Heard had apparently shits on Johnny Depp's bed.
I heard that.
They live stream that, but Gagor to the rich lady trafficking kids.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I talked about that last time.
The Glen Maxwell trials.
We can't.
We don't have time.
It's too sensitive.
You can't hear about it.
But celebrities fighting.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you can hear about that shit.
That is the most important thing that's probably ever happened.
It probably will happen.
I doubt very much there's ever going to be a day where Amber Heard v.
Johnny Depp is less important than anything that's going on in your life or any of ours.
It's going to be.
Tonight on TBC, the Russian Federation has deployed its nuclear weapons against strategic targets in all of Eastern Europe and parts of the United States.
But first, we go to our top story this evening.
Amber Heard called Johnny Depp a faggot.
No, no, no, wait, no.
I don't.
Wait, what was the first thing you said?
That sounds horrible.
What was the first thing you said?
No, we need, no, no, no.
Celebrity nonsense first.
Sponsored by Pepsi and Coca-Cola.
And this is Britney Spears.
Still, just, it's like Brittany, you're like 40. Stop.
Stop, please.
No, Brittany.
It's Brittany, bitch.
No, it's not.
It's a terrible phantasm of what used to be a beautiful thing.
Okay?
23-year-old Brittany was a beautiful, lovely thing that all of us 17-year-olds fondly remember.
This, whatever you're doing now, is sad and scary to us.
And it's ruining.
We don't have much, Brittany.
We don't have much.
We don't have many things to lean on for strength in these dark times.
And, you know, certain things.
I bet you never thought this would happen on a fucking Ragecast.
This is something you never predicted.
Hands up if you ever saw this happening.
There's certain things we just need in our lives.
You know, and you can't take this from us.
These are the memories that we rely on that started to fuel our manhood that we depend upon to this day.
as ammunition, as fuel to go on and fight the overpowering devastation that is the global state.
And this is rapidly being replaced with a sad, scary...
crazy woman and I've only got so much is killing me I must confess I still believe Her loneliness was killing me too.
Let's be honest, guys.
We've done it all.
We've done it all now.
Muslim figures says, I honestly missed the days when the lettered agencies would consider Muslims as terrorists.
I know.
You guys are off the hook now.
It's all me.
And come after us and investigate us.
Now they only go after white guys in Western countries.
We miss you guys.
Please come back on behalf of all Muslims.
I'm going to join a mosque.
I'm going to just convert.
What would you do?
Could you imagine if I converted Islam like for real?
What would they do?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What would they do?
Jake Powell says it's unbelievable the money.
The world has always been disproportionate, but never to this extent.
This is just fucking ridiculous.
A single person wielding the equivalent of an entire country's GDPs.
We need to sort these fucks out.
It is insane.
Did Senior Bean Apollo?
Is he back?
I see people talking about Senior Bean.
Senior Bean.
Senior Bean, come back from Spatching Hall, man.
What do you mean, human?
Leave Britney alone.
See, everybody has fond memories of Britney.
Those were some good.
Yeah, everyone's like 14-year-old me.
Like, yeah, right?
When was that released?
What year was that?
I'm going back.
What was the release date of this song?
Trying to think of how old it was.
Man, I couldn't have been old.
It was around that time.
Maybe earlier.
I don't know.
For fuck's sake, I don't care about your pop-ups.
I'm trying to make a joke here, and you're fucking ruining it.
1998.
So perfect.
I was 12 years old when that song came out.
And I remember that was the time when you're like in between the state, as for boys, right?
That's between where you're like, yeah!
Like you're playing with army men in tanks and shit.
*laughter*
Right?
I'm going to skip ahead a little bit, but you're playing with army men and tanks and shit like that.
And it's just randomly on fucking TV.
It just comes on.
happening up We're more than just friends Uh Uh, what's Ooh Uh-oh Uh I've feel weird.
Something's happening.
I want to turn this off and I feel scared, but I don't want to turn it off either.
Uh-oh.
I did it again.
I made it your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby.
Wait.
I don't think I'm in love.
C-sus, it's meant to be.
Stop tucking my calls.
Stop calling my friends, C-sus.
I'm not that innocent.
You see my problem?
This is my problem, Caesar.
You won't call me.
You won't call me.
I know.
Dude, I know what you guys are thinking.
I can smell it on you.
Pick up that phone right now, Caesar.
Take those fat chubby fingers.
Just call me.
You can do it.
Oh my God.
I vote this for the weirdest.
This is the weirdest end of a stream in history.
I think so.
Brit's being back to testosterone.
It did something, right?
We need more of that and less fucking gratuitous whore slut bullshit.
You need more of the suggestive mind fuckery of Britney Spears when you're 14 than you do, you know, the shit that's on TV right now.
Dial.
1-800 hot decks.
You don't have to sleep alone when Britney's around.
Stop ruining Britney's.
Did he just talk about Britney Spears in the last 25 minutes of this?
Yes, he did.
Where's the psychologist with on this breakdown?
Oh, she killed herself.
She jumped off the building.
Yeah, she said it was impossible.
She doesn't know.
She has no idea.
Anyway, her notes quickly dissembled, you know, into madness.
She started drawing pictures of nonsense and like random scribbles.
And then there's one page.
Get a little this buddy.
Hey, no, no, bring him in, bring him in.
Remember the psychiatrist that was looking after rage?
She was doing the file?
Look at this.
Look at the journal.
Look, look.
One page, she ripped out some of her own hair and just glued it to the page.
Those were her notes for the day.
She went fucking completely nuts.
Oh, yeah, she did.
Yeah, she was kind of hot.
You know, it is a shame.
She just faced right off the top, right off the top floor.
Just fucking swan dived it.
She was gone.
I don't know.
Anyway, basically, he's crazy, and we have no idea.
So just do your thing.
Call him, don't call him.
I don't know.
I don't work here.
I work in drug enforcement.
I've got real crimes to deal with.
I'm chasing people funneling massive amounts of fentanyl into the country.
I don't care about your internet country terror guy.
I've got actual crime.
All right.
So good luck.
Good luck with everything.
Oops, you think I'm in love.
Jake Powell says it's unbelievable.
I read that one already.
Some weekends and Tuesdays says, Britney Spears' Instagram feed consists mostly of videos of her shaking her ass in various bikinis.
So I've been told.
That's interesting.
We'll have people look into this.
Senor Bean says, Jerry, I think it moved.
Jerry, I think it moved.
I think it moved.
Something's happening, Senor Bean.
Something's happening to me.
I'm only 12. Sergeant Bear says, tomorrow in the news, Britney Spears is now an alt-hate symbol.
Hail, Brittany!
Hail, Brittany!
1999, 98 to 2000, Britney Spears is the permanent sex symbol of D'Aguilon.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Philip!
Oh, but every year, so we have clones of them that fight each other in a mud pit, her and Christina Aguilera through the same time period.
And every year we have to make the impos.
You think you kids had it bad?
Oh, buddy.
You think you know what a struggle is?
Yeah.
You think you know what a struggle is?
We had to choose.
Often, you'd go to school and other boys would be like, dude, who's hotter?
Brittany or Christina?
And these videos would flash through your mind and you'd come to near madness.
I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights waiting for somebody Are you fucking kidding me?
This is the world I lived in in 1998-99.
Watching that first video, and then this, and just being like, what the fuck?
This is an impossible decision.
I bet it is.
Oof.
I gotta turn this off, guys.
It's going to get weird.
It's so brainwashed into my head, I remember the fucking whole thing.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, if you can describe, if you can live through, listen to me, boys.
We survived that.
We survived the most absolute mind fuckery attempt that was.
They made us try to choose between prime Britney Spears and crime from CI Glass.
No, no one can make it.
No one can make this call.
This is impossible.
It can't be fucking done.
You're all indestructible.
You're all mentally indestructible.
So whenever it happens, and it will, and I'm sorry.
But there will be times where you, you know, not sure you're going to make it.
Thank you.
And I'm going to be serious for a minute and then, you know, funny at the end.
Because that is how it works.
Right?
I know a lot of guys, we've had a lot of, you know, I've had my own problems over the years.
It's a temporary thing.
You can generally feel shitty or whatever, but when it's really, really bad, and in that moment in time, it feels as though nothing is ever going to get better.
And logically, you may understand that's, oh, that's obviously not true, but at that, you know, window in time, that seems very like, that seems like an inescapable fact.
And you feel really, really fucking shitty.
You have to maintain the knowledge knowing that that is not, like, your brain and the chemicals in your head are literally lying to you.
It's not, it's not true.
And, you know, if you hang on, you'll come out of it and you'll recover.
But it can be very overpowering.
And unfortunately, it does take a lot of people.
So you must remember that it's temporary.
And you just hang the fuck on.
Bite into a fucking stick.
I don't care what you gotta do.
And find a way to run out the clock.
You know what I mean?
You'll blow yourself out of it and you'll really get the fuck with anything, you know?
But if you let your mind go to the fact that it's never gonna get better, it's over.
You can go to a bad place real fast.
So, you know, as a lot of religions will say, you gotta guard your mind and your heart and your thoughts.
You can choose to not think about certain things or choose to think about certain things.
You can make these decisions about how I'm gonna proceed.
Am I gonna let this affect me?
I'm gonna choose to, you know, doom and gloom about it and decide that I'm, or am I gonna go and just fucking shake it off and go, nope, I'm not gonna all figure it out.
It'll be okay.
And you can survive and you live to fight another day.
And you might have another hard day tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that.
But you know what?
You're never gonna get any of those days and those days are never gonna have potential to lead to anything else because you fucking gave up right now today.
So you're not allowed.
Simple as that.
And when you doubt yourself and go, I don't know if I have it in me.
You lived through the time when we had to decide whether or not...
That's enough to drive anyone insane!
In fact, I'm still not- I can't revisit these conversations, boys.
There was fist fights.
I remember one guy got burned with a cigarette, and another guy was hit by a car.
These are true stories.
Picto wasn't fucking around.
The Christina vs.
Britney battle was real, and people paid for it in blood, okay?
You survived that.
What do you care what, you know, big Microsoft guy with his man hit, he says?
Or the people that run this place?
Fucker, I grew up in Picto, man.
You guys are a joke.
I don't know.
I don't.
It depends.
Ricky, Christina, I can't make that choice.
if you don't make it, please.
Lessons from a terrorist, guys.
This is like a home abomination.
This is how you inspire a senate into thinking you're a terrorist.
This is how it's done.
Watch and learn, kids.
Crash it down, and you break your crown, and you put your finger, but there's no one around.
Just one one thing, just to play the king.
But the castles crumble, and you're left with just a day.
Where's your crown king?
I think.
Lost my Lego stand.
Thank you very much for letting me down the wisdom of break watermelon wisdom.
Oh my god.
I'll populate the earth.
I got this.
I believe in you, sir.
Muslim biggest fuck this man put up some videos of Whoopi Goldberg and Ramona the Dulo.
They're fucking hot.
Did we ever get clarification on the Queen Ramona sex tape?
Does anybody understand the sex tape?
The famous doll says my pants feel nostalgically funny, right?
Do yourself a favor.
I'm dead serious, especially guys my age and the military got like I'm not fucking joking at all.
Do yourself a favor.
Get a little bit stoned.
Have a drink, whatever, and just watch from start to finish with no interrupt.
Just watch a Britney Spears or Christine Aguilera video from 98 or 99 and then end it and then stand up and they'll be like, it's going to be okay.
I think it's going to be okay.
That's how I'm helping.
Fuck you, Caesar.
She's jealous.
Don't you?
I'm a witch doctor.
You understand?
I am the top doctor of Dagalon, but I'm also a witch doctor.
I have no methods.
I have no science.
You can't understand it.
It goes entirely on very suggest- And that was slutty at the time!
Those videos were considered extremely slutty at the time.
Pets.
Oh my god, you can see her belly button.
Right?
Things are not better.
They're worse.
GBs is Turkish oil wrestling with Britney Spears clones.
And it's a palm in the silver lining of Britney shaving her head as finding the carpet matches the trace.
Oh my god.
The Q says is Project Black and Jack.
DARPA at the Surveillance Casino looked into it, man.
DARPA is going to be able to hear you angry Britney Spears from Spaceman.
It's not good, man.
Yeah, it's fine.
They're doing the same thing, though, in space.
Think about this.
It's very likely that someone on the space station has Already beat off the Britney Spears.
Someone was the first man in space to do that.
I fucking guarantee it.
It's already been done.
It's already been done.
We're breaking barriers.
Humanity is on an upward trajectory.
Things are going in the right direction, guys.
Everything's going to be fine.
Trucker Rob says Britney Vince take me back to 21 when I was full of hope and didn't hurt every day.
Sergeant Man, Britney, and I got fucking tons of messages.
Search Bear.
Tomorrow in the news, Britney Spears is now in all it hates when I got them all.
Okay, thanks, man.
Senior Beans of Week is a Tuesday.
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Angry Soldier 100.
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I hate you so much.
It's gotta be Cam.
CRJ CFP.
The blonde libertarian.
The goblins.
Tom Stewie.
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Redneck Agent.
EiserTose II.
Alex Woods.
Job 1-2-3.
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Rest in peace.
We miss you.
Then you died laughing.
It's all over.
Space King, Sean M, the Blue, the Blue Taco, Rumble, PPC, Short and Long, Canadian Roughneck.
Blam's Blam Pandre are in Gizmus.
The Reaper Sun.
The Chelsea Zoo.
Biguet.
Cane Roughneck.
Contact Biguette and ask K Biggs.
Hit her up for the fundraising for Sly.
And the Gibson go wife to Hellbilly Deluxe.
Some week in the Jews.
I think you got them all.
Thank you very much, guys.
There was a couple on Rumble.
There was at least one, and I can't remember where is she.
There she is.
Cindy Lee.
Thank you very much.
Thanks very much, guys.
RagingDistant.com.
Appropriatory67ToranisT.me slash RagingDistant is the social media app of my preference.
There's a Twitter page somewhere at jmackenzie674.
There's other stuff.
The website, ragingdist.com, has all the links you could want if you're so self-motivated to punish yourself to keep listening to this diatribe and diarrhea.
It's nonsense.
It's crazy people.
I'm a crazy person saying crazy things.
And if that's up your alley, go to the website, ragingdist.com.
Thanks guys so much.
I appreciate you.
And I'll see you next time.
I got to hit the road.
I'm going to a place tomorrow.
A secret place.
And I'll see you guys soon.
Cheers, take care, Broke Batcher67 Taranis.
Hey, we trolled the entire government.
Just stay.
Wait.
Thank you.
What's wrong, Obi-Wan?
Just all at once.
It seems as though I heard millions of voices crying out in agony over the pretended threat of dragon.
And then suddenly, silence.
*laughs*
I am never going away.
Where's your crown king?
I'm in.
No.
No, you're just nothing.
Where's your crown king?
I feel like I'm not going to be able to do it.
Oh, you just feel that it will be a little bit of a little bit of a damn thing.
Girl, you know I hate it when you look at me like that.
Because I know that look.
That means you're about to tell me something that you think is hilarious, but I'm going to find horrifying.
And I don't like it.
I know you're going to tell me anyway.
I'm going to tense up every muscle in my body that I can, starting from my feet, my toes, my ankles, my calves, my quadriceps, my hamstrings, my asshole, all the way up through my core, my chest, my arms, shoulders, and neck, and jaw, and ears, and eyes to brace myself for the fucking hell that is you're about to explain to me.
Can I do that, please?
Okay, I'm ready.
Yeah.
I expected this.
Well, because you were the one that suggested we play the Britney and Christina videos, and you were giggling about it.
So I knew immediately then that there was some kind of history here.
Doesn't surprise me at all.
Now you're just slapping your own belly, rolling around on the floor in a stupor saying, I broke them.
I'm sure it's very amusing to you.
But I'm not going to tell people, I'm not going to tell people that the, you know, the faraway fantasies that kept so many of us, uncounted millions of teenage boys, awake with hope and possibility that Phil I won I won't.
I won't soil that for them.
I know you don't care.
I know you he's already he's he's happy with himself.
