If it seems like everything is going to hell all at once, it's because it is! Assuming any history books survive the catastrophes to come, it will be interesting to read about that time the entire western world lost its collective mind, all at once.
Sideshow Bob's quest to rid the world of television was both ahead of it's time - and much too late
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I'm not even stoned yet, but we'll fix that right now.
Oh, I'm a cold, I'll bring you up, it's a burn, and I'll rip your heart into, and I'll leave you lying on the bed.
Oh, I'm a cold, I'll bring you up, it's a burn, and I'll rip your heart into, and I'll leave you lying on the bed.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'll be out the door before you wake, nothing new to you, and I think we've seen that movie too.
We know where that goes.
Nowhere good.
Nowhere good.
Let's get creative with these bottles.
Wait.
Wait.
Do I still have it?
The following presentation is a man trying to...
Trying to think about how without a bottle opener.
Slave children.
Perhaps the government uses slave children without renewable energy resources, apparently.
So maybe we can do it that way.
I have a tool somewhere in my bag.
I'll have to go look for it.
What's going on, 217?
I can't just put it on pods and run around and look for a fucking problem.
Or can I?
I've got clips.
I've got things.
How you doing, guys, Rumble, YouTube, Dredge?
I'm being whatever.
Wherever you're at, it doesn't matter.
Hi, how are you?
How you doing?
You're doing good?
I hope you're doing good.
We're doing good.
We're doing fine.
We're doing just fine here on Friday evening.
Fuck you.
Make me Friday.
It's been a while.
You can't make me.
Make me open a bottle.
Make me open a beer bottle with no, watch the chat's just going to blow up now with suggestions on all the kinds of homemade remedies and ways to...
You'll get up and look at my butt.
I'm not wearing pants.
It's a huge problem.
You know, I didn't foresee this.
I didn't foresee this coming.
Reverend Chad, how you doing, brother?
He says, I have a lot of shit, but I'm getting more.
Make sure you get some super male vitality.
Nascent iodine.
I'm just, I'm planning to be directly in the mushroom cloud.
I want it to like land.
So that way you don't got to worry about anything.
Listen, you know what you need if you're vaporized immediately?
Nothing.
You don't need anything.
You don't need anything.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is ingenuity.
Someone once upon a time built a spatula.
And they're like, you know what?
The spatula needs?
A bottle opener, just in case you've got to cook, but you also need to drink, but you forgot your can opener, bottle opener while you were going to stream on the internet.
And here it is, spatula time.
So we're just going to go ahead and pour this into the thing now.
I'm just going to set this down because I don't have a mic stand.
You know, I really wanted the beer bottle opening sound.
And I realized after five solid rotations and my hands being sliced apart that this is not a twist up.
I could have sworn that it was, but it's not.
So we'll just put that there and put that over here.
For later there, everybody specifically.
I won't stand up.
Don't tell me to stand up.
I am a sit-down comedian, big ad.
Everybody knows that.
If I stand up, what am I then?
I'm just another guy standing up, telling bad jokes instead of sitting down.
Sitting down is what makes me me.
It's what makes me me.
It's what makes you a terrorist by watching this, by the way.
You're all on watch lists.
It's all true.
DJ Coggle says I'm still hanging with Ryan and the others in DC.
Wish you were here.
I do, too.
Triangulon is achieved.
I love the photos I posted on my Telegram.
It was pretty funny.
No, this is not a bottle opener.
Yeah, it is bottle opener top.
Liabadro, you're right.
I'm very standing.
I will not stand.
I am.
Okay.
I am technically wearing pants, but they're not grown-up pants.
It's got mighty mouse on them.
It's embarrassing.
I don't want to do it.
James R. How you doing, brother?
Thank you very much.
He says, for you, get a rug for your new cave.
Cheers, dude.
Did you like the cave?
Did you like my cave?
I just got out of the shower in my cave.
I got a whole cave.
Do you guys want to see it?
Do you want to see how my brother's cave hygiene?
You need to know how it goes.
Here, I'll share this with you right now.
Another perk of wonderful cave is access to free shower, all time.
If you are cold, you are warm, you just be a man.
And you and you take a cave shower and this salty is probably bad for skin.
But I am queen now and all of the terror is good now.
I'm going to die here.
I'm probably going.
Yes.
Putin upgraded my cave.
All right.
It's a decent cave.
It's got a shower.
The other one didn't, and that was my main concern.
I just wanted a shower.
He provided for me because he's a benevolent, wonderful leader.
And, you know, I've got free.
I've got, you know?
Listen, you pay for your water, don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you have a water bill?
I don't.
I got Siberian icicle shower.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's not all bad, you know, out here.
You get free amenities in the world of internet terror.
Yes.
Terror bill.
Anyway, let's just move on.
Hellbilly Dolk's the edge of the table.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Plans he doing, man.
He says, is it just me or does it feel like the West is being goaded and set up to draw us into World War III?
Oh, they've started it all on their own, and they're going to lose it all on their own, too.
And I say they because I am not playing.
I'm sitting this one out because I am not retarded.
This is so much if and propaganda, it's hard to tell.
It's quite a lot.
Big ant says, stand up, I will.
I refuse.
I politely decline.
Anastasia says, stand up, pretty please.
I won't.
$25, is that what I am to you?
what am I some kind of this isn't a strip club?
And if it was, it would cost substantially less than that.
I think a dollar isn't the going rate.
I'm not sure.
They're very cheap.
They're very, I mean, they're, you know, they could have had life.
They have parents.
They could have been something.
You know, it's mean to make fun of these people.
But, you know, they chose.
They didn't choose a stripper life.
The stripper life chose them.
You know, it's not for everybody.
Willie Pete, Barbie.
Imagine strippers in the Cave Strippers.
Here we go.
Cave Strippers under the Siberian Icicle Fountain.
Now I've got an OnlyFans live stream.
Now I'm fucking cooking with something right now.
Willie Pete says 2-2 Cheeseburger Soul Sack Division reporting.
Damn, the cave got an upgrade.
Glad to see everyone here.
ProPatriot, DTS.
Love you all.
Thanks, brother.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
Rumble PBC says, hi, Rage.
Tell my friends to concentrate on the crimes of Blackface Hitler, not get distracted by the MSM's war horn.
Your thoughts on the upcoming DC convoy will have an impact on Canadian politics?
Probably not.
Hopefully it has an impact on American politics, which would then have an impact on Canadian politics, but we'll see what happens.
How big is that DC trucker convoy?
You know, it's Convoy Part 2. It's the second wave.
Hashtag second wave.
Full draw is here, everybody, and he's got a new show.
You know, it's on Telegram.
It's cannoli versus pierogi versus cannoli versus pierogi versus something like that.
Cannoli versus pierogi, pannoli.
Anyway, he and Greg R.K. argue about cooking.
It was actually fascinating.
I was listening to it to kind of stone the other night, and they were talking about what they had in their pantry, and I'm like, I don't know what most of this stuff is.
This is fascinating to me.
Normally we talk about other different stuff, and I'm like, men know how to cook stuff?
When did this happen?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
That's why they were married, okay?
Because they can cook things.
It's important.
It's a skill to have that I do not possess.
Currently, I'm planning to steal the brain of someone that does.
And I will just simply download it.
I'll eat their heart and gain their knowledge.
That's how it works.
I trust the science.
I trust the ancient Aztec science.
He says, oh, hey, Gabo Gul, I love the cave.
Wait and see the bigot mobile.
The bigot mobile is my truck.
You've seen my truck.
It's good.
It's covered in salt.
It's got a hole in the tonneau cover.
It's someone stabbed in it in the city.
It's still got an egg.
Well, I think the egg washed off.
There was an egg on the side of the window, but for, you know, could have been worse.
It could have been the window smashed out and full of snow and everything stolen and so on.
So I made it up pretty well.
Hail Billy's wife says, happy.
You're another day older to my hubby.
Love your cell room.
Go west, son.
Move west.
More than welcome.
Much love, my friend.
Pierogis are the best.
The battle begins.
Pierogies, cannolis, pierogies are up one.
Cannoli.
Hey, oh, you hear what they're saying.
But your cannolis here, Vinny, Donnie, they're not going to be happy about this.
We don't mother hiss about this.
You know what Mom's going to say?
Mom's going to, she's going to blow a fucking top, all right?
She's going to lose her goddamn mind.
We can't be hit.
These guys are going to be talking about pierogies around mom.
You know, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You got to do something about this.
Karen Kansner says, speaking of strippers, does Pat King remind you of a guy that drives around strippers for cash?
He's a guy that's in jail for doing basically nothing.
So, I mean, I don't really want to make fun of him.
It sucks.
It's a travesty.
He's a political prisoner is what he is.
What's his crime exactly?
Mischief?
Mischief.
$5,000 fine for mischief, and you get denied bail.
And he's being treated like a goddamn serial killer.
You know, as I've said, you can be a guy that goes out and runs over four people.
He tried to get more.
Other people jumped out of the way.
In his ideal world, it would have been 55 people, bash the fashion and so on when you're not busy touching kids as he's been convicted of doing and being a left-wing antifa.
What is it with antifa and kid touching?
Is it a prerequisite?
Is it something they've learned?
Is there a course that they take maybe?
How to be a pedophile, how to groom children, how to not freak them out right away, how to create a pro.
Oh, that joke started to get a little dark.
but there is a lot of...
A lot of...
Let's just...
Let's just...
Yeah, just clear that right out of your mind.
That just never happened.
All right.
But yeah, Pat King is in jail, and he's, fortunately, I don't know if he'll ever get out.
And Tamara Lich is in jail.
And did Chris Barber ever get out of jail?
I don't know.
But, you know, who's not in jail?
BJ is not in jail.
He's not in jail.
He's not even mentioned by CBC, not once, not now, not ever.
Isn't that weird?
Despite doing all of the airtime and all of the public face and all of the Crowder interviews and all of the Tucker Carlson interviews, Tucker Carlson's the biggest show in the United States, by the way, behind Joe Rogan.
He's on there multiple times.
He wasn't even mentioned by the Fifth Estate.
Maybe in Jillian's advanced old age, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
Her dementia, because she's so old and, you know, it's not, I mean, I don't want to make fun of her for having Alzheimer's and advanced dementia or whatever it is.
I mean, she's clearly, she believes that she's still 39 years old because she's still using that as a profile picture, even though she's significantly older than that now and doesn't look anything like that now.
Maybe she just forgot.
Maybe she just forgot that Pat that VJ Dichter did all the talking and all the media releases and all the press interviews and so on and so forth and claimed to be a trucker and openly admitted to organizing the whole thing.
And yet no one mentions his name.
Isn't that strange?
Is anybody else excited by that?
I find it kind of strange.
Oh, well, oh, well.
Godzilla Unchained says the.gov shut down the RT Telegram channel in Europe and last night in the USA.
That's right, they did.
There's already a replacement channel saying, see, invite link in this post also can be found via rt.com.
They're going to lock them out of everything.
There's all kinds of stupid nonsense going on.
But before, I mean, I'm thirsty.
You know what I mean?
You guys thirsty?
I'm feeling thirsty, but just for a minute, I'm going to go to...
Look at them all.
Look at them all over there.
Rumbling around, rumbling each other.
Everybody's rumbling each other's rumbles and stuff.
YouTube, I don't even know what's happening over there.
I don't even know who any of you people are.
Who is this?
What's going on?
What about Dagny Pollack?
That's a great question.
The campaign manager for mental Marco Mendocino, who's, yeah, he's, again, I don't like to make fun of him.
He's mentally ill.
I don't think we should have mentally ill people running the country, but I mean, the guy is afraid of a meme country that doesn't exist.
Marco, listen to Cesis, okay?
Listen to the people you pay and spend a lot of money funding to tell you what's going on.
Don't listen to one shirt, Kurt.
All right.
He's got a shirt.
He thinks he looks great in it.
And that's all he wants to wear.
like the 17-year-old kid that finds one shirt that thinks it looks really good on him and he just wears it way too much and day after day.
And, you know, you know, not everybody grows up all at the same time, but, you know, don't listen to one shirt, Kurt.
And, you know, dark arts, Evan, you know, the dating man, I understand is probably a difficult scene, but, you know, ecstasy.
Drugging them on ecstasy is just not necessary, Evan.
And as for the rest, you know, C says, they know, man.
Everybody knows.
There's a reason they won't tell you what.
What's the evidence?
Show us the intelligence report.
Oh, we can't.
It's too scary.
It's far too perilous.
You're all in a great deal of peril.
How much peril can we be?
No, it's too much peril.
It's far too much peril.
It's too perilous to show you what the peril is.
You know?
As it's always been.
Just like when we invaded Iraq and all those other countries that we obliterated into the Stone Age and killed millions of people and sanctioned them into oblivion and just untold horrors and set, you know, a large portion of the world back, you know, 100 years.
Because they have the evidence.
We just can't show it to you because it's too scary.
Just trust us.
Don't worry.
When we go there, we'll find those weapons of mass destruction.
Meanwhile, it was never dealt with.
It was never addressed and never fixed.
And millions of people died.
I don't know why no one trusts them.
I just don't.
I can't figure it out.
I don't understand why.
Isertoast.
What?
What the name is this?
Iser Toast II?
Is Sertoast II?
I think.
U.S. Convoy is weariness, 70 miles long with six more convoys going to meet them.
And he says, I meant estimated, not weariness.
Autotax, got you, didn't it?
I understand.
It happens.
It's one of those things.
I'm very thirsty.
You're very anticipating me.
Come on, get drunk and be make a fool of yourself.
Well, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
That's exactly what I'm going to do, Randy.
I'm going to do exactly what they want me to do, bud.
Because that's what they call the fucking shit switcheroo, Randrus.
Straight, you making that up?
I've never made up a thing in my goddamn life, Randy.
Welcome back to the sanitarium.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it so much.
I'm going to drink this real fast.
I'm going to get that ice cream headache or, you know, whatever it is that it's called.
Some brains helpful die.
But the colour is a company.
I hear he's doing okay.
Oh my.
Oh my.
The shithawks are coming Rick.
But not from Canada because we can't afford it.
That's a good joke.
Be scared of Trudeau, Putin.
We're gonna write a letter telling you how angry we are with you.
We may even use foul language.
Putin is not ready for the kind of heat.
The kind of heat that's coming up for Christmas recording.
Where's CRJ?
Take over.
I can't.
Dr. Field could not enough for this.
You gotta go away.
You gotta go away now, Mr. Field.
it.
Why did why?
I did it to myself.
It's my own fault.
I'm glad I got my spatula opener.
It's totally the most necessary thing I've ever had.
Yeah, it is disgusting.
Anyway, let's continue.
Hellbilly says, I am the liquor ranger.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday?
Happy birthday, Mr. Hellbilly.
Happy birthday.
Would you do me?
I'd do me.
It's fucking so hard.
Oh, I got a video for you.
It's not your birthday, but this one's for you, Mr. Hellbilly Deluxe.
It's been a ride.
Thank you very much, sir.
Would you fight tyrannical government with me?
Would you fight tyrannical government with me?
Because I'd fight tyrannical government with me.
I'd fight tyrannical government with me.
I love it.
I love that Goodbye Horses is making a rebellious comeback as a perverse some kind of sexual war fantasy.
Why wouldn't it?
I don't know.
Happy birthday.
I don't know if that is that good?
Is your birthday better or worse now?
I'm afraid to ask the question, so I'm just going to go on.
This is how you beat Russia, guys.
A lot of people have tried in the past, and in fact, no one has ever succeeded.
Apparently, they're unbeatable.
They are the world champion at war.
They've never lost that I can recall since Napoleon.
No one has ever fought those buckers and won.
So something to think about.
But they've never had the kind of weapons that we have today.
You know what we have today?
We have banned.
The International Cat Federation has banned the Russian cats from all competitions.
Russian cats are no longer welcome in our prestigious feline champion games of property.
What are they competing at?
Who can ignore you the best?
Who can shit on the floor the most and not give a shit?
Not care?
Who can claw your eyes while you're sleeping?
Cats are evil.
And, you know, an international cat.
I can't believe this is a real article.
An international cat and international cat federation.
Implying there's more than one.
Is it run by cats?
Is this the president of the cat federation?
Who is this?
And why did they choose this?
I don't know.
Anyway, it's banned all Russian-owned and bred cats.
And bred cats.
So if you have a cat and it's been from...
We can't allow the disgusting, abhorrent, vile existence of your droop.
That'll show them.
This is, dude, the Russians are finished.
How are they going to survive if they can't send their cats to cat competitions?
The story attracted condemnation from Chinese users of Waibo, I don't know what that is, with one asserting that animals should not have nationalities.
Do you think we're good, really?
As any rational person will surely understand, this is virtually guaranteed to send battle tanks scurrying back to Moscow.
Myself, I don't know what I would do.
You know, when we were in the battlefield in Afghanistan, if they had said that we will no longer support, if the Taliban said we will no longer support Timbits in this country, I would have thrown my weapons up immediately and surrendered immediately.
I would have dropped my pants and expected to be raped, and I wouldn't even have resisted.
I would not have even fucked them.
I couldn't live in a world where something like that could take place.
It's a cruel, it's a cruel, this is, this is, this is basically a war crime.
Putin is so screwed.
If that wasn't bad enough, you think that's bad?
We're not just banning your cats.
We're going to ban you from video game sports ball, too.
EA sports.
It's in the bullshit.
Russian teams from video games.
This is how the Russians have spent decades playing The Russians brought a pencil.
See what I'm going with this?
Now they've been working on ways to, you know, they're technologically outpowered in some ways and financially outpowered in a lot of ways and so on and so forth, outnumbered.
However, they find ways around it.
They're very crafty.
They're smart and they're clever and so on.
And we're banning them from video games.
And I mean, this is like a man.
This is like Mike Tyson fighting a seven-year-old.
And he's like, like, he thinks like the home alone.
I'll go, I'm going to put thumbtacks on my stairs.
I'm going to, I'm going to have a zipline to my tree house.
And I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to find you.
I'm going to, wherever you are.
I'm going to hold you down.
I'm going to punch your head in until it's just a soup.
Until it's just a misty little soup.
There's nothing left to you.
It's insane.
EA Sports bans Russian teams for video games.
Surely.
Absolutely.
Oh, and it's all in black background and white text, so you know it's fucking serious now.
In solidarity with Ukrainian people.
That definitely helps Ukrainian people.
This saves the lives of countless Ukrainians by taking the Russians out of NHL 22. That for sure is going to deal a severe blow to that entire system.
Oh my God.
How long was it since I had that beer?
I need another one already.
Anyway, this is what we're doing.
This is how we're fighting and defeating the Russians.
We're going to do it with cat bans on cat conventions.
And at those cat conventions, you can't even play as Team Russia.
So fucking take that, Putin.
Lavrov, let's see a Russian Cossack dance your way out of that kind of diplomatic headblock, buster.
Russia will launch nuclear weapons.
Oh, yeah?
Well, we'll ban your vodka.
this is not...
We have submarines.
Turkolev missile will erase entire cities.
All landscape, farms, everything destroyed for we will ban your cats from our competitions.
Just a moment.
I think they are insane.
I think they are mentally insane.
I don't know what you want to do.
I tell them what they're missiles now.
I told him about the missiles they burned the cat.
They burned the cat.
They burned the cat.
They said no cats.
I wasn't even though.
Russia will leave the negotiations until a further time.
Until we let's well, Sergei, get the briefcase.
This is crazy.
Yeah, that's right.
Run away, Russia.
Goodbye.
What the fuck are you doing?
Chika Bliat!
Oh my god.
Like, you understand this is a war, right?
And you're like banning cats from cat competitions.
I wish that's, that's, I wish that was the worst.
I wish it was, but it's not.
Pilot Mike says, cheers, bigots, gas just hit $2 a liter in BC.
Yes!
Yes!
That rules.
You know why?
That means carbon is going down.
We have got carbon coming down.
We are saving.
We are going to have so much more ice and polar bears and Greta Thunberg is going to grow huge tits now.
And everything's going to be fucking awesome.
And the environment, everything's going to be so green now.
So green.
The inside of your f kitchen is going to be green.
There's going to be tropical plants growing out of your washing machine.
And they're going to have succulent, wonderful, free fruits to eat that will have every nutrient you need to live.
And you won't even need to eat anything else.
You just eat your washing machine food that because carbon.
Oh, I can't.
Everything is going so amazing right now.
I can barely contain myself.
And that's why you guys wonder why am I wearing these pants?
Because I keep ruining my pants because so much awesome shit keeps happening every day, all day.
I can't handle it.
It never stops.
Hell Billy Torx.
Comrade Kitnovsky is very upset.
He is Kitanovsky.
Dr. Honk, nice to honk you.
Thoughts and prayers for the band kitties and digital Russian teams.
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
Kieran Kensner says, I burst into a liquor store and demanded they hand over the pre-mixed Moscow mules for proper disposal.
Cheers.
That was a heroic and patriotic thing to do, sir.
I hope you dispose of them down your neck as quickly as possible.
Long stun sex.
How's it going in Texas, Dallas?
Never forget the war propaganda about WMDs in Iraq to get us in those wars.
Sodom Hussein never enlisted children or sought mercenaries.
Zelensky did in Ukraine, though.
Oh.
Oh, yes, sir.
He did.
Yes, he very much did.
He's an evil son of a bitch.
$3.85 a gallon in Connecticut, dear lord.
My God, my God.
What kind of nail are we living in?
It's so insane.
The government's here.
And I don't know why.
I don't know why.
He doesn't talk like this.
I don't know why I associate him with Arnold Schwarzenegger, but for some reason I do here.
And every time his name comes up, I have to do it.
We are now on the Starship Enterprise.
Except there are two commander Rikers.
And when you point out there are two Rikers, that there are two Rikers, they just look at you.
Why is there two Rikers?
There's only supposed to be one.
That's Picard.
Yeah, it's insane.
That's basically where we live.
It's a nightmare.
Clown planet.
Cats are banned.
Liquor stores are.
It's so insane.
Do you want to see something else even more ridiculous?
Oh, hey, did you know Trudeau did something embarrassing today?
No way.
I know what you're thinking.
No!
No!
You're sitting there in your greened-out carbon free house eating your succulent super fruit out of your washing machine thinking, how can there's no way that something like that happened?
Sure did.
Trudeau says Canada and NATO need to avoid all-out war with Russia.
Well, that's a depart.
You said we need to stand up against Russia.
And now they called your bluff, and they don't care about your cat bannings and liquor store polling of vodka and so on.
Trust me, Russia drinks enough of its own vodka.
It's not going to be hurt in the sales department anytime soon.
The prime minister departs for Europe on Sunday.
Oh, please, God, let nuclear war take that man.
As Ukraine's security situation deteriorates, Ukraine lost that war a week ago.
A week ago.
Their cities are encircled.
Their army is destroyed.
Their air force is obliterated already.
The navy doesn't exist.
The Russians are literally just like, come on, please don't make us do this.
Please don't make us, come on, don't.
And they're like, we're going to hide in cities among women and children.
They're like, well, for, all right, shell the positions in the cities then.
You killed civilians while you're hiding amongst them, you son of a bitch.
That tends to be what happens.
The Ukrainians and NATO forces are adopting the Taliban tactics of hiding amongst high-residential, high-populated areas and then claiming the Russians are just indiscriminately bombing apartment complexes filled with anti-tank missile launchers and anti-aircraft weapons and so on and so forth.
I wonder how that happened.
Anyway, moving on.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Friday his government does not want to see an escalation of the war that would pull NATO forces into direct conflict because you would lose, sir.
You would lose so fucking badly.
He called your bluff.
Take a knee, take the L, say, I'm sorry for getting in your way, sir.
This won't happen again.
Turn around and walk the fuck back out the way you came.
That is the only grown-up adult thing to do.
Or unless you would rather sacrifice more of people's children to die needlessly.
I mean, we're really good at that here in the Western world.
We're real good at getting into other people's business and sending other people's children to die.
And the people that send them are real good at making lots of money on that.
So, you know, I expect more of the same.
Oh, Defense Minister Anita.
Anita Anand.
Anita Anand.
She's a war, I mean, just a brilliant diamond of a tactical mind.
That's why she's defense minister and not just some, you know, fat-bloated diversity higher bureaucrat that has no fucking idea what she's doing or talking about at all.
Anita Anand has sent rocket launchers and grenades and rifles and carbines and pistols and body armor and 1.5 million rounds of ammunition to Ukraine's military.
Took it from ours, which didn't have enough shit as it is, sent it to Ukraine, which will be promptly captured and destroyed by the Russians, and then our military will have nothing to use.
But it's fine because Anita Anand is a brilliant tactical mind that you could not possibly even hope to comprehend, okay?
The next time you're playing risk with your friends, just thank baby Jesus that Anita Anand is not there.
Because she's so good.
I saw her roll, you know, she only needs one dice to win at risk.
All right?
That's how brilliant she is.
Oh, the thing that we have so far avoided and will continue to need to avoid is a situation in which NATO's forces are in direct conflict with Russian soldiers.
That would be an escalation, level of escalation.
That is unfortunate, Trudeau said.
Yeah, because they would destroy you because they've been training seriously for decades and stockpiling and preparing themselves for actual war for decades.
And you've been doing high heels marches and diversity hiring and transgender story time.
And why don't enough sergeants wear lipstick?
And we need the LGBT flag on all of our bases and so on and so forth.
I wonder how much of this Mitch mismatch is taking place.
Oh, and we're going to fire all of our unvaccinated soldiers as well.
And we're going to keep sticking them with these things.
And you know what?
The Russians had their own special vaccine, didn't they?
They didn't use Pfizer or Moderna or AstraZeneca or any of that.
Did you know that?
You know, they have their own special one?
Do you think maybe it was saline?
Same with the Chinese, by the way.
Isn't that?
I mean, I'm sure, surely, surely you didn't just poison all of your own forces while they took a placebo.
That's a crazy conspiracy theory that only an idiot would entertain.
Only a moron, only a mentally ill, only Marco Mendocino would think of something like that.
There's no other explanation.
But this is the best part.
Zelensky, the president who says that Trudeau is who inspired him to get into politics, actually.
He inspires me to do a lot of things.
None of them positive.
Wanted to no-fly zone and wants to basically demanding that other people shoot down Russian aircraft because of the Ukrainian Air Force.
What happened to it?
Oh, it was destroyed in hours.
Within two hours, it was annihilated.
And they're so desperate.
They're using propaganda literally from video games.
The ghost of Kiv.
It's a fucking video game.
It's not real.
Ukrainian Air Force is destroyed in hours, in the opening hours of the war.
Gone, obliterated.
They already have other airfields marked.
They know where everything is, where every hangar is, every barracks, every aircraft.
Gone, gone.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
It's gone.
We had no chance.
None.
Zero.
And like, well, other people shoot them down.
And you know what Trudeau says?
He says that Trudeau ruled out sending Canadian armed forces jets to Ukraine, saying military personnel there wouldn't know how to properly use them.
He says the Ukrainian military has trained up on Soviet-style MiGs and fighter jets that Canada simply does not have.
Justin, he wants you to use your jets.
He doesn't want you to send your pilots to...
Well, we don't know how to use your Russian jets.
Ukraine has assumed you would bring your own.
I mean, you were a NATO defense partner, right?
Weren't you like on the security camp?
Do you not have an Justin?
Do you not have an Air Force?
It turns out we don't, actually.
Many of our planes are falling out of the sky in disrepair.
The CF-18s are decades old and been needing a replace a long time ago.
So actually, we don't.
We don't have much of an air force anyway.
So have fun, Zelensky.
You are absolutely going to be annihilated.
And they've got this photo, which is probably fake.
This is all the destroyed Russian vehicles.
I think the kill count is like five to one, Russia to Ukraine.
It's insane.
Putin's irrationality.
Why don't you go listen to a speech from Putin and tell me if you think he's irrational?
Except they won't.
They'll play it on CBC and say, well, we don't really know what he's saying, but I assume it's evil.
No, they don't speak Russian, but we know that Putin is a lying son of a bitch, and we're going to ban everything.
We're going to ban all of the channels, all of the everything.
So you're not even going to hear their side of it anymore.
Nothing, not a zero.
We're just going to delete it from the internet.
Isn't that cute?
Yeah, because it's just propaganda.
Unlike what you get here at the CNN.
The most trusted name and fake news in news.
The most trusted name in news.
RT news broadcasts in the UK have now been shut off by the EU, as they have been in many other places.
Comcast, DirecTV, they're just cutting it all.
Telegram has actually banned the RT channel and many, many more.
They're just going to pretend they don't exist.
That's the West's move.
That's their power move when they're getting spanked over the chair.
They're getting spanked, tied up, and somebody took their wife and is just going to town on them in the living room in front of them.
And their move is to pull the blanket over their eyes and pretend it's not happening.
That's what they're doing.
That is literally what they're doing.
That's the defense right now.
We're going to ban the cats.
We're going to ban the video games.
And we're going to pretend it's not happening.
And we're just going to turn the TV off.
And we're not going to hear about it anymore.
How about that?
That's fine, but Russia will still control Ukraine.
British culture secretary admits to concerted efforts and discussions to shut down Russian-owned networks immediately.
By circumventing broadcast regulator, of course.
You know, you just make up the rules as you go, right?
Just like Canada does.
You just, if you don't like the rules, you just make up new ones.
It's very easy.
It's very easy to do.
Everyone does it.
It's wonderful.
Oh, man, I got to scroll down here.
Taylor Stanley.
How are you, man?
Thank you very much.
It says, China will save the Russian cat competitions.
They will grade the cats on both looks and flavor.
I like that.
I like that.
They will definitely eat the cats.
They'll do it.
Comrade Taco says, steamrolled every city and the media is making it look like they are winning and resisting and no one knows this.
It's hilarious.
It's not even, they're not even remotely with.
And all these Reddit fools, all these idiot leftists, like, we're going this down with Ukraine.
You're going to be dead within a day.
Do you really believe?
Do you think the Ukrainians are going to fight beside you?
They're going to fight behind you.
Your cannon fodder.
They will use you as delaying operations so they can get the fuck to safety.
They're going to stick you in an absolutely hopeless position for the entire purpose of slowing the Russians down for five minutes.
That's what your life is worth, Reddit, neckbeard, fatty.
All these people.
You're going to be a five-minute delaying operation before your body is turned to charcoal by Russian helicopters and artillery.
You're a moron.
I can't wait.
I hope they just dice them all.
It's so stupid, right?
I had friends of mine that spent their own money and risked their lives and had their friends killed, actually.
They smuggled themselves into Turkey on their own time, brought their own equipment and money to buy equipment and weapons and ammunition, and then smuggled themselves from Turkey into Syria and Iraq in an effort to join the Peshmerga, one Muslim group fighting another one, the crazy one, ISIS, you may recall, the Islamic State.
You remember those guys?
Yeah, then they did that.
And you know what happened when they got back?
They were investigated as terrorists and put on no-fly lists and still to this day are watched very closely and considered potentially war criminals and all this kinds of thing.
Now our government is encouraging people to go fight for a foreign country in the middle of nowhere in a place they don't understand and couldn't have found on a map and can't name a single person of cultural or political significance if they tried, if their gun was held to their head.
And trust me, it's going to be very soon.
And it's all okay.
It's all okay because TV man say this good.
I support the current thing.
Where's ferrymen when you need them?
You know, I love that.
That has gone around the world now.
I'm seeing that pop up in crazy places that don't even have nothing to do with me or us or anybody.
And people are getting the film.
I support the current thing.
I stand with whatever whatever the whatever the thing is now.
I bravely agree with how everyone is agreeing with agreeing with the thing.
And I do too.
I also am agreeing with the thing because of bravery.
Once I noticed that 10 million other people were agreeing with the thing, I knew this was my time to stand up and oppose by agreeing with all of the other people agreeing with the thing.
Because I'm a fucking hero.
Send me to Ukraine.
Where is it anyway?
Is that in Latin America?
Or where is that?
Is there a McDonald's there?
McDonald's is, uh...
McDonald's and McNaggers, you bring it all.
You get on the plane.
Igor, why did you lie?
Because we need the bodies.
We need the delaying operations so we can escape, Igor.
Listen, these antifa people, they will take longer to burn.
All of the chemicals and soy and the oils in poisons that is infused and the soil alone.
The Russians will take longer to burn their corpses.
And it will slow them as much as possible.
They do not burn quickly like strong, pure Eastern European men.
They burn slowly, like chemical fire.
This way we can cover our escape under a dark cloud of soy smoke.
Igor, you are brilliant.
I know.
This is why I am general.
Bye-bye.
Have fun on your plane.
Bye-bye.
It's just like Call of Duty, guys.
It is.
You're going to get killstreaks and you're going to get fucking cool charms for your guns.
You're going to have pink helmets.
It's going to be fucking awesome as you are...
No mercy.
Welcome to Grown Up World.
You're going to get a fucking education today, son.
Oh, I wish.
I can't wait.
I hope there's an internet and I hope there's not nuclear war.
And I hope, like, LiveLeak has this, you know, call it the last days of the Reddit neck beards.
And you just see how they end.
The Russians will just be smacking them around, hitting them with their dicks and stuff, doing all kinds of.
All of them are like, mommy, it's an unfair.
Exit load, lab, save.
No, next.
Excuse me.
This is actually illegal and actually next.
Face wall.
Get in whole.
Reducted.
They will definitely do things.
Did I just blow up my microphone?
I may have.
I may have testing to...
I don't think I did.
That's good.
Because this is expensive.
It's expensive.
Lost Dog says, has Daglon been registered as a political party yet?
Tell me, Ferryman is on this as an ultimate trolling opportunity.
Can we get Daglon teamed up with the WEF?
Infiltrate.
We could.
We might as well.
We could definitely get enough signatures.
I don't think he only needed 500, I think.
I think he needs so many people in so many provinces or something like that to get it.
Well, I'm just making sure I didn't blow this up.
I may have.
That was the sound of an entire battalion of solid people being set ablaze.
Dr. Hawk says we need to kick Russia out of NATO.
Patricia Arquette.
Did she really say that?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Everyone who doesn't know anything has an opinion now.
Godzilla Unchained says Dan the Raging Comrade had his car seized at a commie roadblock.
If anyone here has some extra carbon credits, there's a GoFundMe page to help bail it out.
See link below.
If you're on entropy, you can go in there and check it out.
Gofund.me slash 6charlie7Echo7 Foxtrot Charlie Niner.
Dan the Raging Con.
Dan the Raging Comrade has car seized at a commie roadblock.
That's insane.
Put it in the chat here.
I'll put it in here for you.
Dan, how dare you?
Who stole your car?
The rule of Canadian mounted communists.
Squirrel Nuts says, so Russia is banned, gets banned from Twater, Facebook, Disney, etc.
And might be going back to the gold standard.
Are we winning yet?
Oh, they already are going back to the gold standard, I'm sure.
Again, as they've been proven...
You're not going to have any money.
Yeah, we've been stockpiling gold for literally 15 goddamn years in an alliance with China and with India and Brazil and many other smaller countries.
We've been preparing for this exact scenario for way longer than any of you people have been in power, but you're too fucking stupid and busy obsessed with, you know, brony videos and people touching kids, whatever it is you're doing to know any of these things.
And you're making horrible.
And you don't listen to your intelligence agencies.
You listen to one shirt Kurt.
And that's why you're spiraling the toilet and you're going to be horribly, horribly, horribly destroyed.
And I'm going to smoke a huge cigar and drink scotch and watch it all burn and laugh at the whole thing.
And laugh at the whole thing because it wasn't my, not my circus, not my monkeys, right?
What did I call this?
The carnival of carnage.
That's what this decade is going to be.
And, you know, it's not my problem.
I didn't support any of this.
I didn't want to, you know, well, no, I didn't vote for any of this.
You didn't ask me.
I had no opinion.
I don't have any say or stake in anything that goes on.
I wasn't asked.
I wasn't consulted.
You didn't vote on any of this.
Just like I don't consent to any of the COVID mandates or any of the shit that you did that destroyed lives, destroyed businesses, destroyed, you know, human beings, the suicides, the murder rates, the missed opportunities.
People are dying without their loved ones at their side.
They're not even given the dignity of a funeral, et cetera, et cetera.
Oh, and now I'm supposed to obey your orders and go fight a war on another side of the world against people that have nothing to do with me in a conflict nobody understands.
Because why?
Because reasons?
Because fuck you.
Here's why.
Here's why I'm going to go.
It's right here.
I got it real nice.
I got a target.
It was on Seychelle.
It's real nice.
Fuck you.
I'm not doing it.
Why don't you make me do it?
Why don't you make me get on that fucking plane?
You couldn't do it.
You couldn't do it.
Send the 19 soldiers that we still have that are physically fit enough to go and they can get fucking dusted in seconds as well.
Why not?
It's super worth it, you know?
Pierre Polly of our standard with you.
Pierre, the Canadian forces recruits men into their 50s.
You can go join right now.
You're not too old.
You got at least a decade.
Go join the infantry.
Be an officer, Pierre.
Put your money where your mouth is, little man.
Let's go.
You want people to go die in your war?
Why don't you go first?
Why don't you lead by example?
Why don't you go get it done?
Don't be stopping you.
Jagmeat, you're not too old either.
Justin, he's 50, 51. He could still go.
I think he's still young enough.
Hey, those are our standards.
The Americans are like, what, what?
You could join the infantry in your 50s.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Because Canada is a serious country.
It's dead serious.
That's why we have these rules.
Short and long says, hey, Been wrestling with deep personal issues on the lighter side.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, man.
On the lighter side, did we send pistols, Brownish World War II, to Ukraine, and did they actually want them?
No, no, we kept those.
We probably sent them the new SIGs, 226s, and 22, whatever they are, 223s, whatever the hell the new ones are.
Beget wants a hammer.
You have one, do you not?
What is this?
How is this?
What?
Don't listen.
Oh, no, don't ban you.
That's not what I want to do.
There.
There you go.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
What were you going to do?
Who are you banning now?
Don't be banning people.
She gets into the wine and just starts hitting people with the empty bottle.
For no reason at all.
For none.
For no reason.
I'm not going to get into it.
Aha.
Zodiac says, since now it's acceptable to openly call for assassination of leaders, is there a successful von Stauffenberg somewhere in Canada?
Careful now for it, boosty.
Hell Billy Deluxe's rage stop with the Reddit people.
Do their part.
They are doing their part.
They're going to be a part over here and a part over there and a part over there and parts up there and parts in the sky and parts in the fields and in the streams and in the rivers and on the parts of parts on the tank tracks and parts splattered on the windshields and so on.
They're going to have parts everywhere.
They're going to do a great part.
Do their part.
Be a part.
Be a part and join Ukraine.
Be a part of the mess in Ukraine.
Anderson Paladin says, turns out the ghost of Kiev is real, but he's just a regular ghost.
You, sir.
You have to urge yourself a...
Dad joke achieved.
Spatula beer open.
Spatula beer.
Things I thought I would never do, but I am doing.
Opening beers with spatulas.
Laughing about dead people.
Because I'm a terrible human being.
This beer is probably going to burn my head.
Or.
Did you like that?
I put my mic down next to my computer and you can hear his fan blowing.
It's a soothing sound of a computer fan.
The laptop.
Karen Canzer says, when playing risk, you can save Ukraine attacks by yelling cabbage roll before you throw the dice.
I didn't know that.
Dr. Hong says, I hope the antiphonetics studied more than just dilation techniques.
I'm really good at post-traumatic stress training.
Yeah.
You good at tension pneumothorax?
What's that?
Don't worry.
You won't live long enough to find out.
Biguette says, I need to hammer.
Oh, we covered this.
We covered this.
She's all hammered up now.
Biguette is hammered as usual as she likes to be.
And everything's fine.
Steffi Sunshine.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm on YouTube now.
What's going on there?
Eduardo says, oh, it's good.
Why is it making sense everything?
Canada is a joke for the past six years.
Something has to be done soon.
Let it burn, man.
They got what they want.
They get what they want.
They want to do what they want to do.
Let the NPCs walk off a cliff.
It's what they want, right?
I believe in free will and free choice.
They want to destroy themselves.
Let them do it.
I am not an alcoholic.
Well, I am.
I am.
I certainly am.
It's not bad.
That was a lot of yelling.
Straight.
Did I breathe at all?
Did I even notice?
Where's the Dr. Honk is here?
He's keeping, he's my personal medic.
He's got to keep tabs on this.
A couple more things before we get, you know.
Not where I want it to go yet.
I've got to scroll through my...
We know this.
We know this.
I talked about that already.
Save that for later.
This is how bad things are.
And I did an interview earlier today.
If you follow me on Telegram, I hope you do, because if you care, if you enjoy this, if you enjoy the nonsensical ramblings of an incoherent madman, please subscribe to telegramt.me slash raging disney for more updates, text posts, and shenanigans.
Sometimes I post things at 3 in the morning that I shouldn't.
I do it anyway, and I go, fuck it, I don't even care.
And I just post it.
And in the morning, I'm like, I shouldn't have posted that.
But it's too late.
It's out there.
And you just got to roll with it.
You just got to roll with it.
Like when Jesus was like, I shouldn't have came back to this village and then he's dead.
But he's like, whatever, I'm going with it.
You just got to roll with the punches sometimes.
Telegram is a, it was a pretty cool app, but I suspect it's almost on the way out now.
It'll be taken down like everything else, especially with the censorship bills and everything coming into Canada.
It'll be essentially wrong think will be illegal.
The government will decide what is.
It is not acceptable speech.
It's a very chilling thing.
It's very real.
It's in the House of Commons right now.
And once that's passed and goes to the Senate and goes to passed and becomes law, anybody like myself, I would recommend you very quickly arrange to find yourself in a different country because you will be going to jail.
And they're going to want people to hang to make an example of you because that's how authoritarians go.
They don't want to debate you.
They don't want to talk to you.
They don't want to discuss ideas and have an open, free, flowing forum of ideas, like universities used to be or Greek philosophers and so on.
They just outlaw and make their political opposition illegal.
So no one can challenge their position or power ever.
And they also do things like take the guns away.
So if you can't talk, if you can't influence the culture, you can't have discussions, you can't have any kind of free information and talk with anybody, your last resort of fighting to defend yourself is also taken away as well.
Only good people would do such a thing.
Anyway, the point was I did an interview with Not TV this morning.
I like those guys, Travis Cross.
I met some of their guys downtown in Ottawa.
Good dudes.
Link is on.
It's on Facebook primarily.
I believe it streamed on Facebook this afternoon.
And the link is on Telegram if you want to go and watch that.
And everything else I post on there.
And Instagram is mostly just silly shenanigans.
Like, you know, cave world stuff.
You know, things about the cave.
Updates on the cave.
I got a new cave now.
I showed you.
I have the cave shower.
It's a better cave.
It's better than the first one.
I can stand up in it, so that's good.
It's got a skylight.
There is some significant bloodstains on the rocks, but that's the previous tenant wasn't paying rent, I think.
It's what I was told.
I'm sure it was.
It's Putin.
He's upfront.
He's cruel and he's tough and he's harsh and he's mean and he's ruthless and he's but he's fair, but mostly cruel and the other things.
But anyway.
Anyway, thousands of men in this country, or women probably too, at least in the thousands, this isn't a good thing, are volunteering to go fight for, you know, in Ukraine.
How bad is your life?
They didn't want to join the Canadian military.
They would rather go and probably die in a foreign battlefield in the middle of nowhere just for the sake of adventure, primarily, and escape the hellscape that is Canada.
Your standard of living is dropping rapidly.
Your outcomes and hope for the future is diminishing by the week, by the day, even.
How much is gas now?
$2 a liter?
You know what the odds of under 30s being able to own a home ever?
It's almost nothing unless you hit a windfall or somehow come and stumble across $75,000 for a down payment on a closet somewhere in downtown Toronto that cost $3 million fucking dollars on the corner of Jarvis and Bloor or some shit.
Jane and Finch.
You got a janitor closet.
We got a janitor closet here.
And Jane and Finch is going for $9 million.
I hear $9 million, $9 million, $10 million over here, $10 million, $20 million over here.
It's insane.
It's insane.
The drug addiction rates are out of control.
The suicide rates out of control.
Hey, you know what?
And is it surprising then that thousands, and a little bit more than this, are just like, fuck it.
I'm just going to go fight in Iran.
I'm probably going to die.
I don't even care.
I don't even care.
That's where we're at.
That's not a good thing.
You don't have thousands of people lining up to join the Canadian forces.
They would rather just go do this, which is terrible.
True North is learning that thousands of Canadians are volunteering to travel to Ukraine to fight against Russia.
It's part of the country's International Legion of Territorial Defense.
This is going to be over before they get there.
They're going to end up in Poland.
The honorary consulate of Ukraine and Vancouver, Mr. Hugalik, has told the True North they've been flooded with requests for both men and women hoping to fight overseas.
Thousands of requests, at least 150 today.
A lot of people want to help fight for justice.
Yeah, about that.
Did you know that the Ukraine's democratically elected government was overthrown in a CIA-sponsored coup in 2014?
Did you know that?
Did you know that it was Barack Obama's little baby?
Did you know that the Joe Biden family has a lot of money invested in Ukraine?
Did you know that?
Did you know that NATO has been encroaching upon Russian territory for decades and still flies nuclear-armed bombers over its airspace for no reason?
Russia doesn't do that to us, but we do it to them.
Why?
No one knows.
Just simply to piss them off.
Did you know that we've shot down and killed Russian pilots, Russian soldiers, Russian advisors in Syria and in Iraq?
Did you know that?
Did you know that we've been sanctioning the Russians and building military bases and funding and helping the Ukrainians and going so far as trying to install a missile battery system?
I'm sorry, a missile defense system, which can, coincidentally, if you really want to get technical with it, install offensive nuclear warheads in it directly on Russia's front door.
Did you know that?
Would you be okay with the, hey, America, would you be okay?
It's kind of like this.
Imagine if China overthrew the elected government of Canada and installed a puppet government.
Imagine, imagine something like that would happen.
And Alberta, let's say, is like, no, no, no, this is no good.
Fuck you.
We're out.
We're going to join the America.
We're going to go with the States.
And then Canada responds with, fuck you, you will, and starts bombing Edmonton and Calgary and rounding up and killing civilians and so on in a ruthless crackdown to try and retain control of this region.
And then after years of negotiations and discourse and, you know, foreign Chinese buildup and so on in Canada, Chinese missile bases in Canada, pointing weapons at America and putting sanctions on America and constantly running hit pieces on America and killing American soldiers all over the world.
And the attacks on the civilians in Alberta continue, continue, and then America goes, you know what?
Fine.
This ends right now or we're going to fucking invade.
And then they go, what are you going to do about it?
And then America invades to protect one, number one, the people of Alberta.
And number two, to liberate the, you know, depose the regime that's been installed by foreign powers in Canada.
Could you imagine a scenario like that?
Does that sound like anything you've heard of recently?
Does it, does something, anything jog loose, it sound like maybe anything, maybe you're not hearing the whole story, perhaps.
Is that possible?
Has that crossed your mind at all?
Or is CBC just telling you the straight dope like it always has, isn't it?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
We lied about Afghanistan and we lied about Iraq and we lied about Yemen and we lied about Israel and we lied about Palestine and we lied about Somalia and we lied about the bankers and we lied and we lied and we lied.
We lied about COVID and we lied about the doctors and we lied about the science.
But we're not lying about this.
Ukraine is under a ruthless attack by Russian aggression.
Russian aggression.
Let's just say Russian aggression a million times over and over and over and over again.
And we're not going to let you know what they say.
In fact, we're not even going to let you know what Putin says.
We're going to ban him from television.
We're going to delete everything so you never hear anything because it's misinformation.
He's evil.
He's wrong.
It's evil.
Nah, you know what?
I'm probably just, I'm probably just drunk.
I'm probably just a fool.
I don't know anything about anything.
It's fine.
It's okay.
I'm just not the same.
A lot of us here in Dagalon are just not built the same.
We're crazy.
We're weird like that.
We look into things and we read things.
And for some reason, probably because we're right-wing black, white supremacist conspiracy theorists.
We just don't see things the same way as everybody else.
I don't know why that is.
It must be a genetic defect of some kind.
I don't know.
What do you guys think?
I'm so cold.
Holy shit.
I ain't like you.
Yeah.
I ain't like you.
I will never live like you.
And you will never walk the path I do.
I will never be like you.
And never be a part of your society.
It lies and fools.
I will never live like you.
Come on, come fight the war.
I am you.
I said you'd so.
Fuck you and society too.
Cause my God just ain't like you.
I'm gonna pass on that one, Schwartzy.
Yeah.
I'm a king of nothing, nothing.
Cause nothing's what I am.
And know what's where I'll be.
And I'd rather be a king of nothing than a servant than a six society.
Well, I'm not so much money.
Nah, sorry.
Pass.
I pass.
You never felt my pain.
And I just gotta say to your face, I ain't like you.
I will never live like you.
And you will never walk my path.
Fuck you and your society too.
Oh yeah.
Once again, I'm a king of nothing.
Cause nothing's what I am.
And know what's where I'll be.
I'm a no-want man from the world.
I feel better now.
That's what you got to do.
You got to lubricate.
You got to lubricate the brain damage with more brain damage.
It's like putting out a chemical fire.
You need the right chemicals to do it.
You mean the right chemicals doing?
Good God.
Frank Mac.
My brother.
How's the flag sales going?
Make sure they don't show up in any RCMP hands.
I'm kidding.
He says, as a community, showing our support for our brothers, D2, during these trying times.
Yes, absolutely.
D2, Derek II.
Hope you're doing well, sir.
And we're all with you, buddy.
I hope you're hope you're hanging in there, man.
Frank's a good dude.
He's looking out for you, as we all are.
If you need anything, just holler, homie.
We got you.
Lost dog.
He says, what the fuck is climate racism?
Climate racism is when you're a non-white person and you're walking through the forest, right?
It's a fall day.
There's still leaves on the trees, but some of them have started to fall to the ground.
And there's a crunching sound under your boots.
And there's just the sound of the trees and the woods and the wind.
And as you're walking along, you hear the trees go, Hey, you stupid n-I just- Yep.
So that's what it is.
That's why we need more forest fires.
We need them to...
Trees are inherently racist.
We've always known this.
Why do you think the Ku Klux Klan used trees to Jesus Christ?
All right, let's just get, let's just get this one's going, this one's going sideways.
Abort!
Abort!
Squirt!
Squirrel Nut says, what's the official beer of the cave?
Bushline, Keystone Pipeline.
It's whatever you can get your hands on.
when you're living in a cave.
Sometimes, throughout the cave, you hear...
You stupid.
Listen, I didn't build this world.
I'm just telling you how it is, kids.
Let me tell you, geographical features can sometimes be very racist.
Very racist.
More racist than any man could be.
Why do you think the lumberjack was invented, you know?
There's his beard and his flannel shirt and his axe.
You know why he set to cutting down those trees, my boy?
Because he's had enough of what he's been hearing out of them.
You understand?
He doesn't want to hear it anymore.
Wood burning and construction tools were a convenient side effect of bashing the fashion.
So I guess Lumberjacks are the original antifo or something.
What is going on?
This is powerful stuff, kids.
Be careful.
Be very, very careful.
Concrete is very racist, yes.
What did you miss, Vestiv Mines?
Everything, everything.
A lot.
Hellvilly says, wife's gone back to incoherent ramblings of a madman and ragecast of the past 21 and 23 are missing, but she's loving them.
Where could they be?
They may even scrub from the internet for too much trees and caves.
Lost Dog says, fight in Ukraine, get to leave Canada, defect to Russia, get to drink with Putin.
Hey, I mean, we've all thought about it, right?
We're all thinking about it.
Chelsea says, happy big one, hellbilly.
I'll hopefully see 36 on the 13th.
Hubby on the 19th, Pisces strong.
Let's go.
Team Pisces.
It's the Fuku and Wiz.
Da!
Oh, and buy yourself some potty favors.
Rage, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
It's just so nice.
I had to play it twice if I can find it.
And here it is again.
Would you fight tyrannical government with me?
because i had fight tyrannical government with me So disturbing.
My parents watch this.
Like, no, son.
No.
Yes.
Yes, father.
This is where the milkshakes are made.
Ah, gross.
Stop, stop, stop everything.
Stop immediately.
Lost Dog says attacking Ukraine is no way to win the hearts of the Yes, it was something like this Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but it'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people I'm so happy he's completely out of his mind.
This is who they're up against.
He doesn't even know where the war is.
Like he does.
Putin's so scared, you guys.
He's so he can.
Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.
Not with an attitude like that.
He won't, Joe.
You know?
And it's Kyiv now?
My entire life.
Literally my entire life, it was Kiev.
And now it's Kyiv.
I bet you that's like, I don't even know.
Just off the top of my head, just because of woke nonsense, I bet that's how the Ukrainians prefer to pronounce it.
And because it was in the Soviet Union for so long that it was pronounced Kiev under the under the Soviet rule.
So now they're like, gotcha again.
We've got woke fucking pronouns.
Yeah, that's the other thing they're going to do.
They're going to sign all their diplomatic communiques with the Russians in pronouns.
And Putin is just going to be fucking overwhelmed.
He's not going to know what to do.
He won't know how to function.
The wokeness will defeat him.
It will.
we could be prosecuted in the future you know maybe i'm a suspicious boy kiev is global homo nonsense i believe it it sounds less russian that way is that why it is isn't it is that actually the reason it probably is actually the reason it's the woke way to say it oh for fuck's sakes it was kiev my entire life my entire life um yeah you know and
cbc bbc suspend reporting from inside russia in face of fake news law blocking of western websites it's a back and forth the russians are banning all of our media we're banning all theirs it's so stupid man whatever i don't care i don't care bankrupt yourselves yeah let's kick rush out of the international banking thing and then they're gonna oh you know and rush is also uh uh uh where is it here uh food crisis hey you guys you guys get food right because it was bad before doggy wag that tail doggy style that's how badly you're about to get fucked food
criminist cry food criminus i might i might have brain i might have brain cancer but i i just said food criminus that's a is that a word can we make that a word we can okay we're gonna do that food criminus imminent food crisis imminent hungary bans all grain exports effective immediately um but before that the russians were were banning uh halt exports exporting of fertilizer and as you can see natural gas
has skyrocketed wheat futures have skyrocketed you know you kind of need fertilizer to do something what is it oh make food yes and uh who gets most of it uh turkey egypt bangladesh a lot of uh arabic countries israel spain south korea morocco so there's gonna be a run on food food prices are gonna skyrocket now and that's great and uh that's gonna trickle down here as well fantastic fantastic wars are just so good they're just so good of an idea let's just keep banning
all the things and we're and canada's banned the import of russian oil i don't know how much of it we even used really most of it's from saudi arabia our other war criminal you know partner actually i would argue they are the russians even war criminals here's a here's a quiz kids how many wars how many wars have the russians started in the past 20 years do you know how many it is how many countries have they well they've invaded a couple at a couple of little little dust-ups there was georgia and i think there was something in azerbajan one time but
it pales in comparison to the absolute decimation and destruction of humanity that is the western global empire that has waged its wars illegal wars for money for the banking syndicate cartel all over the world since 2000 since before that since kuwait since 91 um you know the kuwaitis were stealing oil from iraq and iraq didn't like it so much so they invaded them and uh you know kuwait was doing it at the urging of you know the west so they could have a reason to come in there and fuck up iraq and that's what they did and
they killed a million some people food sanctions and you know starved quite a few people to death mostly civilians right because the military and the government and so on they protect themselves and they're going to get fed first so the people that suffer the most of economic sanctions are the people of the country this does nothing very little to nothing to the actual regime itself it just mostly serves to destroy the people of that country that have no say or have anything to do with anything it's a very evil thing to do and we love to do it we've been doing it since world war one uh we killed millions
of germans that way by just starving them to death and they did it in world war ii again starve tons more to death raped them to death bombed them to death killed kill them to death firebomb entire cities remember that it's all these people that are like oh my god putin is bombing a city oh hey are you proud of the uh you proud of the air force you know who bomber harris is you know you know how many medals he got for erasing entire cities of german women and children and you know invalids and crippled people and stuff off the face of it just completely destroyed them all they gave him medals because they
won see when you win you can tell you can tell whatever kind of story you want and uh you know again invading countries and you know going things it's bad but what i don't like is seeing that a lot of people seem to think we have some kind of moral high ground we have this big horse to stand on this our big moral high horsey our big horsey we love it it's a big horsey we love to stand on it and point to people and say we're so much better than you we're so much better than you we would never do the things that you do except we have
been doing them for our entire existence um and much worse to a much worse degree weapons of mass destruction that were never found and we killed millions of people we're supposed to and we and and our people think we have the the the the balls on them to think that we have any business telling anybody else in the world what to do about you know anything like this is um
it's grotesque it's pretty grotesque it's like it's like being a serial rapist and then getting after somebody for like getting a little handsy at a party it's like hey that guy just grabbed your ass man we should fuck you up didn't you rape like seven women well that is neither here nor there i am my tv people are saying look over there right now so it's fucking it's ridiculous why would i why are we supposed to listen to people but you don't get to do that you don't get to tell people how
how you are to live and conduct yourself and what i stand with the current thing if you're a massive hypocrite i don't care i don't care what you say it's at the point now that the media has lied so much and the government lies so much that my default position now is if they if they're saying to like you know whatever it is i assume the opposite is true now almost it by instinct because most of the time that is correct that has been correct in my my life
experience.
My limited 35.9 years.
I will be have but only 10 more days until I'm into my late 30s.
It is a dark time.
It is a rueful, woeful existence.
I don't know what I'm looking for here.
You know, Hellbailey's having a good birthday.
Mine's in 10 days, you know?
And do you guys see my beard right now?
Look at it.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at it.
It's spreading up the sides.
I find a new gray hair every day.
And not even just on my face.
It's falling right out of my head.
Look at my forehead.
It looks like the fucking Battle of the Som.
So go ahead, you can laugh if you want.
But if it can happen to me, it'll happen to you.
Someday you will be an old man.
Lamenting the days lost, the time wasted, the caves not investigated, the icicle showers not bathed in, the war crimes not committed.
That time that you filled up your truck with premium gasoline and decided, fuck them, I'm just gonna drive away.
Why didn't I do that more often?
What a thrill.
Phony.
*laughs*
It's so sad.
So sad being old.
*laughter*
Moving on.
Fisher.
Fisher of men says with governments like Western nations have, who needs enemies?
Yeah, I guess if we're the same.
More or less, it's about the same.
Welcome to the club.
Yeah, I know.
I started losing at 28. You'll be okay.
Dude, you have no idea.
It gets so much worse.
It gets so much worse.
I go to bed frequently now and wake up with injuries that I didn't have when I went to sleep.
My hip hurts now.
No idea why.
What was I doing in my sleep?
Nothing.
Sleeping.
Now it's now I gotta.
I can't.
Sorry, son.
I can't come out today.
Daddy's hip is hurting.
What did you do, father?
I'm old.
I'm old and I've got shitty body syndrome.
Maybe all those days in the army.
Back when I was still carrying my rucksack, I never knew that the cost would be so high.
I could never have dreamed and imagined...
That mark...
Simply climbing the stairs would be a task that some days I would choose deliberately to not undertake.
And I would sleep on the goddamn floor beneath my stairs.
Sometimes I'll even pee my pants.
Because the bathroom's just too far away and my hip hurts too bad.
That's why I have a colostomy bag.
Not because I want...
But because I want to.
The fuck is he talking about?
We live in a world of pain.
Hellbilly Deluxe says, my hairline is marching back like a bad penalty.
And I skipped the gray.
It's going straight to white.
That's what mine does.
Mine is just white.
I swear this new one's by the day.
It's, I don't know.
Ottawa took some serious time off my life, I think.
That's okay.
It's okie-dokie.
Let's get back to some voluntary closing bags.
That's right.
It keeps you.
It keeps you young.
Would you do it?
I'd do it.
What do I even do here?
Let me just find some stuff.
What are you guys in the mood for doing?
I'm pretty, you know, a little stoned.
It's good.
Joe Rogan says some things.
That's God says some things.
Bill Gates touches children.
Yes, we know.
Child slave labor, not surprising.
Oh, yes, that's maybe worth talking about as well.
The new world order in Australia is banning ATMs.
They don't want cash.
Everybody knows they don't want that.
You know, this is stupid.
Speaking of the, you know, go back to the war stuff for a minute.
I love it.
I love it.
We stand with Ukraine.
We will not abandon our allies in their out of white.
They want us to fight.
I'm not fucking doing that.
No, no.
We don't have enough military, man.
This is all fake.
He'd color blood fuck.
Oh, no, no, we're not doing that.
We are not part of this, says NATO as they rejected Ukraine's no-fly zone.
They rejected Ukraine's demand for no fly zones.
We are not part of this conflict.
NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg told a news conference, no, you're not part of it.
You're only going to send money, weapons, troops, guns, bombs, food, ammunition, missiles, rockets, night vision, body armor, hand grenades, machine guns.
What else was it?
Did I miss any?
There's quite a lot of stuff there, but you're not part of it.
No, you're not.
You're not.
So let me get this straight.
Let me, let me just, I'm just going to pause a little scenario for you here.
Nicholas Cage is going to do this for you.
So let me understand Something.
NATO is not part of any war, even though you've said all these stuff in Ukraine.
But myself and many of us are involved in a secret, organized, agile, and deadly steel resolve underground militia that threatens the very fabric of society because somebody in Coots, Alberta had a homemade diagonal patch.
Is that right?
Is that what we're doing?
Is that...
I just want to...
If that's how, you know, that's how the double standards go.
Oh, and those guys have to stay in jail forever, by the way.
They can't get bailed.
They can't.
They're too dangerous.
Trust us, we've got evidence how dangerous they are, but we can't show you.
It's perilous.
It's too perilous.
It's too much peril.
You can't have it.
But you can get in a car and run over a crowd of people in a Jeep as a sex offender, as a member of a left-wing terror organization, otherwise known as Antifa, and be out on bail the same day.
You can do that.
I'm starting to feel like there's a political kind of like, like a kind of a mean kind of an like something's going on, you know?
Something like maybe there's like a, like a, like a nefarious, like, like it's, like it's not fair, like it's biased or something.
Do you guys feel that way?
You guys feel like it's anything like that?
I'm not sure.
I feel about it.
I think it's kind of.
A little odd.
A little strange.
Tornado's not part of it.
Just like that.
It's all it takes.
Ted Cruz of all people.
Lindsey Graham called for Putin's assassination.
No, they're not part of it, but we do want to see the leaders of other nations assassinated.
Another demented old man whose time has come and gone many, many years ago and should be in a mental institution.
Listen, if someone else has to clean your butt for you, you can't be in charge of things.
You just can't.
You're not even control of your own asshole anymore.
So you can't be running a country, Lindsay.
I'm sorry.
You can't.
You're not qualified.
You're busy.
You know, you got poopy pants syndrome.
Ted Cruz Lambass Graham for calling for Putin's assassination.
That's an exceptionally bad idea.
Do you think so?
Do you suppose that would be a bad idea?
Lindsey Graham's outright call for someone in Russia to do the world a great service and kill Vladimir Putin.
Senator Ted Cruz responded, calling it especially bad idea.
We should not be calling for the assassination of heads of state, Cruz noted, adding that massive economic sanctions and a move away from dependence on Russian oil and gas would be a more sane approach.
Graham not only tweeted the comments, but also repeated them on Sean Hannity's show, Hannity, asking, is there a Brutus in Russia?
My God.
Graham's comments came following Joe Biden's bizarre go-get him call to U.S. troops at the end of his State of the Union speech.
What?
That was Paul Watson's comment, and that is also mine.
What, sir?
Come again.
Si vou play.
Can we play this?
Is this going to be, is this legal?
Can we do this in Diagalon?
We have a policy here in this nation.
It's a very aggressive nation.
If people are asking, like, how do I join?
How do I become, you know, head of state, whatever.
You can only kill your way up.
We have a very strict violence-only policy.
We don't do debates.
We don't even do, well, we do fights to the death with only medieval weapons.
You can't do fist fight.
MMA, that's dumb.
We don't even do that because it's like, and guys, and there's wrestling.
Sometimes they kiss.
No.
We fight with medieval weapons only.
Your choice.
Flail, mace, sword, crossbow, whatever.
But if you get a crossbow, you only get one shot.
Or Devin Larrett will oversee an armed wrestling battle.
That's it.
Those are the only ways to advance yourself politically.
And one of our other rules is that we don't like to play circulonian media because it just causes it hurts people in the head and in the soul.
And we try to keep the suicide rates to a minimum.
However, your discretion is strongly advised.
One American.
The United States of America.
Very quiet.
God bless you all.
And may God protect our troops.
Thank you.
Go get him.
God protect our troops.
Thank you.
Go get him.
And there's demented Nancy Pelosi, who is also suffering from a variety of mental illness.
There's Kamala Harris just wondering whose dick she's got to suck next to get this guy's job.
Probably his.
I think, honestly, if she sucked Joe Biden's dick right now, it would kill him.
would probably finish him off.
So the irony there, you know, is very...
Stick, like, Kamala.
Oh, my.
And there's some Twitter posts.
Suppose he meant take him out for a nice steak dinner.
Yes.
The only people who can fix this are the Russian people.
Easy to say, hard to do.
They don't want to, Lindsay.
Putin remains fairly popular in Russia.
In fact, I've yet to meet a Russian person in Canada, actually.
Far away from the reaches of Putin.
And I always ask them.
A lot of them are taxi drivers, workers in different countries.
There's a lot of them actually in Western Canada.
There's a lot of Russian and Ukrainian people there as well.
And that's another point I'd like to make that Frank Mack actually brought up as well.
And I think it's important to remind people that there's a lot of Russian people in this country.
Russian descent, Russian cats as well.
And, you know, the same people that were so quick to defend, you know, Muslims and call it Islamophobia and so on and so forth are now basically foaming at the mouth to destroy all things Russia, completely oblivious to the fact that their neighbor could be of Russian descent or their parents or their family.
A lot of people fled the Soviet Union's death clutches to come here to a free country.
At least it used to be.
And now they're hearing you talk about them this way when they've already lived through this and escaped something like this.
And now it's happening again.
And again, we're the bad guys, aren't we?
We're the inconsiderate, you know, hateful, hateful memo.
But again, I got all the Russian people.
I've met, you know, probably a couple dozen in my time around here.
Not one of them has said anything bad about Putin, actually.
So they must just be so brainwashed.
I mean, obviously, he's not going to be popular with everybody.
No one ever is.
But there's no prevailing, they're not under the rule of a tyrannical dictator, and everyone's in fear of their existence.
That seems to be the overwhelming consensus.
A friend of mine was actually married to a Russian girl for a while.
Same thing.
He says, unless you want to live in darkness for the rest of your life, oh my God, be isolated from the rest of the world in abject poverty, live in darkness, you need to step up to the plate.
Well, Lindsay, you're about 90 years old, and you're going to be dead soon.
You're going to be living in darkness for the rest of your life, which is probably quickly coming to an end.
Whole Europe and North America is not the rest of the world.
No kidding.
They've got China, also a very powerful country, if you've noticed that.
They're getting ready to move in on Taiwan.
In fact, I believe they've already asked the Russians.
This is a rumor.
I don't know.
I'm not sitting in on their meetings.
Or am I?
Or am I?
One shirt, Kurt.
I can't wait till that article comes out.
Is Backenzi a Russian agent?
Duh, this is true.
You have uncovered my secret.
Russia will defeat you.
That the Chinese actually were hoping that the Russians would delay their offensive a little while longer.
Why would they do that?
Probably because they're planning one of their own.
Probably.
And they want as much heat as possible in Europe towards that.
They're going to wait until everybody mobilizes whatever forces they can manage, whatever sanctions and money and everything they can possibly, anything anybody can spare to throw at the kitchen sink.
Because again, they're stupid.
They react emotionally.
They don't think.
They're incapable of thinking.
Their brains are busted.
They've all got dementia.
It's all the...
Dude, this has to be...
The more kids that you have sex with, I think the dumber you get.
I think you get dumber and dumber.
So, I mean, Justin Trudeau has probably, allegedly, he's probably done things to a lot of children.
Joe Biden, clearly, his brain has gone out of his head.
I mean, you've seen him smells their brain like a zombie like he wants to eat it.
Maybe he has.
You ever see that frazzled drip fitting?
No, no, we're not.
No, we're not going there.
Anyway.
Anyway, imagine they would wait till everybody accumulates all the kitchen sink resources they can find in a mass and throw it at the Russians.
And then the Chinese attack Taiwan.
What are you going to do then?
Then what happens?
I stand with...
Dude, I mean, I'm just a simple peasant observer, you know, as a fan, I'd say, as a student of world history, particularly war history.
And I enjoy it.
I find it interesting.
I find it fascinating.
And I like to read, you know, biographies and such about different generals and how they thought and why they did things the way they do and what motivates people and so on.
And as my amateur, you know, layman's opinion, the Russians and the Chinese are a fucking galactic mile ahead of everyone running the Western world right now.
And they've planned accordingly for all of these things.
And they're walking completely into their hands, 100%.
They're doing everything that they've anticipated all of these moves.
If I can anticipate pretty much basically, and I have been, pretty much everything that these governments have been doing, what do you think those people are doing?
You know how good the Chinese are at math?
They know what you're going to do before you do.
It's going to be a sad situation.
It's a mismatch, right?
You've got like Macrone in France who's married to an old lady who keeps him on a dog leash, literally.
Biden is a demented old man.
His vice president is a slut who literally sucked her way up to where she is.
Justin Trudeau, do I even need to explain that?
Christia Freeland's the number two.
Again, another massive whore.
Apparently that article's been going around.
She likes the party.
Boris Johnson's on blow all the time.
These are the people running the Western Empire versus very serious not fucking around people on the other side.
This isn't going to end well for them.
They're way in, way over their heads, and they think they've got it in the bag because they're arrogant and they're entitled and they're rich, spoiled assholes.
And they're going to get their pee-pee slapped pretty hard, I think.
That's my guess.
It also didn't help that they've torpedoed their own economies for the last two years.
You know what China's economy has been doing?
Expanding rapidly, actually setting world records.
And they've used their own vaccine.
They didn't use any of ours.
It's weird, right?
Isn't that interesting?
Same with the Russians.
We've got our own Sputnik special vaccine.
Weird.
Weird.
Imagine.
Imagine.
And where did the virus come from?
It was China.
China.
Oh, yeah.
Weird.
Weird, huh?
And do you think that billionaires and pharmaceutical companies, do they have allegiances to specific countries or nationalities?
Or do you think they just go where the money is?
Or they go where the winning hand is going to be?
Do you understand what I'm suggesting here?
I've suggested it before in the past, and I went, I wonder.
It's all a big opening move of their big chess game to just wrestle control of the Western world out of the hands of the West and into theirs.
And it seems to be going quite well.
Seems to be working quite well for them so far.
And now they're going to blow their load on Ukraine.
It's not going to work.
And then the Chinese are going to come right in behind it.
And what do you do?
Well, we've got a woke military.
We've got tranny generals and people wearing lipstick and talking about woke politics and not building new missile defense systems or countering the hypersonic missile technology that the Eastern powers have developed or anything like that or how they've been deliberately hardening their troops and making them tougher than ever and upping.
They've been raising their standards as we've been lowering ours significantly for years because feelings are important and trauma.
And we need to talk and share our feelings.
In Russia, they have a very high acceptable level of people to be killed in training.
You're killed in basic training.
It's like, that's fine.
We're allowed to kill at least so many recruits a year.
If someone dies in Canada on basic training, the fucking country stops and there's like 300,000 investigations and everyone's fired.
They fired a general.
They fired one of our generals because he mooned, this is a true story.
He pulled his pants down and mooned somebody in 1989.
Or 88. 88 or 89. When he was a cadet at RMC, he mooned somebody 30 some years ago.
So, you know.
It's going to be.
It's going to be just fine.
It's going to work out.
We're going to win.
I think so.
I think so.
Oh, Lord.
Don't get involved, guys.
Do not join the military for the love of God.
Whatever you do.
Let's scroll down here.
Fisher of Men.
I got that one.
Got that one.
Jacinta Fitzgerald says, SBS, shit, body syndrome, official disease of Daglon.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
I have it.
You have it.
We've all got it.
It's what happens.
Zool, how you doing, brother?
He says, every gray hair in your beard is a piece of wisdom.
That's what I tell myself anyway.
I think it's a piece of dead brain cell and stress.
Lost Dog says, want land, rent a backhoe, and dig out a comfy bigot bunker on Crown Land, a whole network of bigot bunkers across Canada.
Underground bigot network.
That would be a lot of digging.
Is anybody really good at tunnels?
We should get those.
Comrade Taco says, Lord of War.
There are over 550 million firearms worldwide circulation.
It's one firearm for every 12 people on this planet.
The only question is, how do we arm the other 11?
Nichols Kej.
I'm Nicholas Cash.
Wife to Hellband Alexis, I don't give a fuck.
I'm half Ukrainian, but I stand with Putin stance.
I'm all about not getting involved in foreign wars because it's been the downfall and end of many, many, many, many countries throughout history, and we're just going to do it all over again, apparently.
Post-dramatic honking order is very serious.
In fact, we've got a PSA I want to play right now.
It's very serious, guys.
This is no laughing matter.
I don't want anybody to laugh at this anymore.
I feel bad about this.
We did a lot of damage in Ottawa, to be honest with you, and a lot of people have suffered for this.
So as a result, I'm going to have to play this for you.
And I'm going to need you to put your listening ears on.
I'm going to need you to stop your big racist accelerationist militia threat to national security mouths.
And, you know, put your Ku Klux hand.
Take your KKK hoods and put them in your mouths and just listen.
Just listen for two minutes and 25 seconds here.
Okay.
This is important stuff.
Look right back.
Hi.
My name is Kevin and I suffer from PTSD.
Some mock my condition, but those did not suffer through the thousands of air horns that blared through the streets of Ottawa.
I'm Kevin, and here's my story how I'm a victim of phantom hunger.
The suffering never stops.
When I lay and try to rest at night, all I have is the echoes of horns in my ears.
I live in complete agony.
I even feared when I'd go to walk my cat outside.
Okay, Mowgli, let's go for a walk.
Nope, not today.
But there would be truckers there graciously willing to offer free coffee in Bratworth.
And we all know where Bratwurst come from.
Even the sounds of a flock of geese triggers my condition.
It's becoming very difficult to live.
I'm one with the universe.
Everything will be fine.
I don't gotta worry.
I'm bigger than the truck.
The truck can't hurt me.
The truck won't hurt me.
I don't like the truck.
This truck is just a figment of my imagination.
My wife's boyfriend couldn't sleep for weeks.
It caused us a lot of marital distress.
The temporary mild trauma that I've self-diagnosed myself with from WebMD may never leave my body.
Just like the fight for those who are suffering as well.
The trauma is blockading my path to happiness.
This is why I am starting honk therapy.
We ask those attending our honk therapy that they don't wear any flannel, any Canadian flags, and especially trucker hats, as they could possibly trigger microaggressions to those attending our honk therapy.
My name is Kevin, and I'm an advocate for phantom honking.
All by my side.
Don't wanna meet my sale.
Hack you legend.
Follow Danger Catch 69. Uncle Hack, he's on Instagram.
It's an Edmonton-based comedian out of the dangerous group of danger people.
him and Sam Walker and Brett Forte doing very hilarious things out there.
Knight Rider 3 says the phrase, you'd have to be crazy to...
I don't know.
I don't know if it means anything.
I think everybody's crazy these days now.
Honk therapy, it is real.
Phantom.
I said that as a joke.
My wife's boyfriend.
Did you hear that right?
Yes.
His wife's boyfriend is very upset.
It's very true.
It's very, very true.
Oh, what else do we want to feel like yelling about now?
Not that.
Not that.
God, I'm so sick of all this crap.
It's all the same.
It's all the same.
We'll have to get into the Canadian convoy nightmare mess here in just a second.
No, you be quiet.
I do.
Spatula?
Spatula.
Spatula.
Are we doing it?
I think it's time for a spatula.
It's an event.
We're going to be open it weird.
Open it weird and creepy with things that you're not even supposed to use.
Back on challenge.
Open a beer with something you've never done it with before.
I opened it with my dick.
I said with something you've never used before, Patton.
Come on and slam.
You want to jam.
Everybody's hottest new game.
Hey, yo, what you gon'do?
All these people in the house, let's go.
It's your boy, J.D. That was...
That was way overdramatic.
That was everybody.
It is a lemon song.
We had to get back into it.
I missed the lemon days.
They were good days.
They were good days.
They all are nothing days.
Wipe the hell buddy says, I'm not taking the sign either way, but more concerned about my speech laws.
Yeah, I got a video for that too.
Learning for life says, fuck socialists with any implement you got.
It's about to get spangled with a spatula, homie.
Lone star texting to a man says, can I get a phantom vaccine plandemic reparations now?
No kidding.
I think we're all due for that.
What are you guys talking about?
Space jam.
Why not?
Wives before is a fortune.
Meme.
Yeah, yeah, my wife's boyfriend.
But that is a thing.
That is a thing.
I am the Phantom of the Hawkers.
He's here, Field Marshal Gufferryman.
You've missed a good one.
Where have you been?
Where the fuck are all the night witches?
You're the last surviving one.
You're the only one.
You're the only reliable one.
Ah, Anastasia's here.
So there you go, too.
No, that's a different one.
Is it one?
I don't even know if it's the same one.
What's all the Russian girls who have been infiltrated here?
She says, new game, your band name is the last thing you ate and the last thing you ordered online.
Jesus.
Chicken wing dildos?
That's not a game.
Ooh, no, I shouldn't have answered that so fast.
Oh, I should have.
Fuck, I should have thought about that a little bit longer.
Fuck!
Let's just pretend that didn't happen.
That's not what it is.
It was a...
Sigh.
you you It's okay.
We can recover.
We can build back better.
That's the same story I have twice.
I have it built up two times.
Ground beef Swiss Navy lube.
CRJ.
Nice.
Nice.
Chicken wing dildo.
Cheese-it dog sock.
Interesting.
Rice watch.
I walked away for one minute and came back to chicken wing dildos.
Let that be a lesson to you, sir.
You must never walk away from this stream.
It'll get the better of you in ways you can't imagine.
One day you'll be sitting alone on a park bench as it starts to rain and you realize just how close to death you really are.
That's when I knew that if I consumed my entire prescription, it would all be over by morning.
Morgan Freeman died by suicide today in the park at age...
Just another Hollywood piece of shit.
It's nothing sacred to him!
No, nope, not really.
I will do it.
I will make fun of all of you.
Everyone new on the safe.
Close these windows here.
I don't care about that.
Hmm.
Belinda Gates trashes Bill.
She does.
It's weird.
I don't know.
I don't know where to go with any of these.
They don't excite me.
A lot of these things.
Walgan Freeman just gained another freckle.
Knight Rider 3 says, if Patton can open a wine bottle with his junk, he wins everything.
I've heard stories, my lad.
Al Stern, thank you very much, brother.
I appreciate it, man.
He says, where does a guy get a spatula like that?
Pancakes and beer go good together?
That's a great question.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Bob Cajun says, never used just open a beer with the end of genders, a book my daughter bought me.
Yikes.
Yikes.
I don't know if I want to go there.
Odyssey Sports on Rumble says, just on a headline, Russian economy will be decimated.
And what about our own?
It's already decimated.
They've got room to burn.
We are already in the toilet.
As far as that goes, I bet it's made in China.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
But I do.
I do want to drink this beer.
But first.
As we know, the RCMP only attract the finest and the toughest and the most robust individuals in the country.
And as such, so, so what?
So they bungled and botched an operation so badly that it cost the lives of two dozen people in Nova Scotia.
They mag-dumped into a building and they ignored complaints that this maniac had police cars and uniforms and illegal guns for years and years because he was probably selling drugs or something for them.
And he had half a million dollars in an account that he took out and was going somewhere.
And all these requests remain unanswered.
But that doesn't mean they should have to answer these questions.
They're human beings.
Hasn't them letting your loved ones die punishment enough?
And you want them to testify at their inquiry?
What kind of monster are you?
The RCMP Union argues officers should not be made to testify at the Nova Scotia shooting inquiry, as they shouldn't.
They're heroes.
Officers who responded to the shooting spree, did they respond or were they busy fucking around and destroying evidence and whatnot as this maniac went on a rampage?
And did he?
No one really knows what happened yet, still, do we?
Isn't that wild?
Isn't that crazy?
The most worst mass murder in history.
And we have no fucking idea what happened.
We don't have a motive.
We don't even have a motive.
It's been two years.
Isn't that weird?
Imagine these guys should have to testify.
That's just cruel and unusual.
Horrible.
Horrible.
You know, you can't stand the heat.
Don't be in the kitchen, you know, play games, win prizes.
Don't be a cop then.
How's that?
You don't get to just, you know, fuck your job up that badly and have this many People suffer as a result of it and just walk the fuck away and say, Well, I'm suffering.
I have trauma.
What about the people that lost their families and have no answers to why whatsoever?
The reason that you supposedly have this job as a fucking police officer in the first place is because you're supposed to be an exceptional person, supposed to be stronger, smarter, tougher, more capable than the average person, so that you can do these kinds of things and then follow up, you know, in the aftermath and report on what happened and weather the storm and shoulder the load, as it were, for the herd, for the rest of the people that you're protecting.
But you can't do that.
Why?
Because you're a fucking coward.
Because you're weak and you're a goddamn liar.
That's why.
Because you're not doing it for the right reasons.
You're a goddamn criminal and you're a gangster.
That entire organization needs to be shredded, burned, destroyed, and fired into the goddamn sun.
Ashes.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
That's where that whole thing needs to go.
How many more of these traumatic, horrendous nightmares, scandal after scandal after scandal after scandal, do they need to be involved in before someone goes, all right, that's enough.
That's enough.
That is enough.
Trampling people with horses, beating them with batons, shooting them with rubber balls, tear gassing people, trampling women and innocent people in the street.
And they laughed about it.
They laughed about it.
No, those, you know, those leaked screenshots you never heard about of the group chat?
I released those.
It was me.
Tell them it was me.
I loved it and I'll do it again.
Because I know people inside and you don't know who it is.
Rather than doing the adult thing, the grown-up thing, the professional thing, you see, what I would do if it was me and this was a military unit I was in command of and I found out that some of my soldiers were doing, I don't know, raping people or beating civilians or whatever, I would not use all of my resources to cover that up, collude with the media and hide the fact, even if it's on video, and pretend it never happened.
Because you know what that does?
It destroys trust in the professional institution.
The Canadian people see me, see my unit, see our regiment, maybe the entire army as something is less of what it should be.
You know, kind of like the Somalia problem.
When you don't hold your own men to account, when you don't hold them to the same professional standard, you don't hold yourself and everyone to the same standard, and someone breaches that standard and you don't address that, you don't deal with that, you don't punish much more than you would a normal person, people lose trust in the institution and it reflects poorly on everyone else, everyone wearing the uniform, because people don't remember any of these people's names.
They just remember that yellow stripe on your fucking leg and they remember what it means.
It means liar.
It means thug.
It means criminal.
It means maybe I'll get shot with one of your fucking clowns that doesn't know how to operate a rifle.
Maybe I'll get butt-stroked in the head, muzzle, and maybe I'll get muzzle-ended in the goddamn dome with a round in the chamber and a mag attached.
Was it safety even on?
I doubt it.
I doubt it, knowing these people.
But don't ask them to testify in their own inquiry because they're just too frail.
They're too fragile, you see.
They've suffered enough.
We can arm them with C8 carbines and 300 rounds of ammunition and, you know, high-cut mic helmets and all kinds of tactical gear and plates and body armor and pistol belts and sidearms and extra mags and stun grenades and, you know, all of that, armored cars, drones, night vision, the whole thing.
They need all of that because they're so fragile.
Because people were, hmm, hmm, that happened.
So we needed a fucking SWAT team.
They shouldn't have to, they shouldn't have to be made to testify.
They should all be forced to testify.
Forced.
That entire organization needs to be investigated top to bottom.
It's rotten from the top down.
You know, shit rolls downhill, Brenda.
Why don't you stress eat some more?
Have you put on enough weight?
You're disgusting.
You're supposed to represent our national police force.
You can't even be fucking bothered to be in shape.
How hard is that?
I'm going to be responsible for tens of thousands of people.
Well, let's start with one, Brenda.
Can you start with one?
Let's start with the one person you can be responsible for.
Yourself.
Why are you a fat mess?
Why?
You're not just some person on the street.
You're the commissioner of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and you can't even be bothered to police your own body.
And yet you want to police the entire country and all of the members of its police force.
Gee.
I wonder if the RCMP isn't quite what it used to be.
It's on the minds of a lot of people these days.
Wonder if that's the case.
I'm just a guy yelling on the internet.
Don't listen to me.
What would I know?
I don't know anything about professional standards.
I don't know anything about accountability.
I only carried a fucking machine gun around a war zone.
I was barely out of my teenage years.
You know how many people I shot I wasn't supposed to?
Fucking zero.
You know how many mag dumped buildings I mag dumped into?
Zero times.
You know how many people I beat down with weapons and civilians I roughed up for no reason?
Zero, that many.
It was only a war.
It was only a war.
I'm sorry.
It was only a war.
It wasn't something super scary like truck drivers and bouncy castles.
Sorry?
It wasn't something super, super fucking scary.
You wouldn't know anything about chasing a 56-year-old denturist around Colchester County.
Oh, no.
Is there an old man with a rifle?
I wish.
That would have been the easiest day we had.
Come back to me when your warning order, your frag order is we're going into a village.
It's got 60 guys dug in with small arms, automatic weapons, armored anti-tank, anti-armor weapons, landmines and IEDs.
Everywhere.
Snipers, the whole thing.
Yeah, they're going to try and kill us all.
We'll see what happens.
Anyway, we'll be there in 10 minutes.
Oh, and it's dark out, by the way.
But Gabriel Watt, it was so scary.
Oh, let me cry a single tear of people.
Oh, no.
Was he really?
Was he fucking really?
Was he really?
Oh, I don't get to make these comparisons, these criticisms.
Then why the fuck are you dressed like soldiers then?
You want to Dress and act like soldiers, but you don't want the responsibility and accountability and the task and purpose that comes with being a soldier, do you?
You guys make me so fucking sick.
disgusting.
Thank you.
I'm going to wait till most of the veterans clear off the memorial, and then I'm going to beat the shit out of the smallest guy.
Yeah, fuck yeah!
Police!
Let's go!
You guys disgrace the entire...
Ha ha!
It would take, I don't know what it would take to restore the image of the Canadian police officer now after that, after that display of cowardice, man.
And the media covered for them.
Covered for them.
They used the video of the horses trampling the people and they cut it right at the end, right before anything happened.
They used it on the Fifth Estate to make people like me look bad.
So they didn't do a very good job of because they're stupid, you know, and they're old.
And I think Jillian's got dementia.
We need wellness checks on a lot of these people, regardless.
That's the real, that's where we're really at.
That should scare the shit out of you that the state can deploy its police forces.
And a lot of these guys didn't have name tags or badges or fuck all on.
They removed them all.
Isn't that convenient?
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
I mean, they have name tags and unit regimes or whatever, not regiments, but whatever.
Identifying patches and so on for a reason so that you can identify them in the, you know, occurrence of, well, I don't know, police misconduct.
We can't do that now, can we?
Isn't that convenient?
If that wasn't bad enough, the media, the impartial and fair media, refused to do its job.
It knows those videos exist.
It played part of one and cut it out on purpose.
Fuck it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I will show you this text right now.
Where's this asshole?
I sent him the goat game just to be a dick.
But uh, you can see it.
This is an Ivan Angelovsky from the CBC Sister State.
If you have any more of those internal RTP screenshots or any similar, send it over.
Send it over.
He knows it exists.
They know that they exist.
Why didn't they put them in the show?
They asked me if I got more.
Why?
So you can not cover it?
So you can use it to try and find out who sent them and then punish that person, that hero, for exposing the rot of your organization to the rest of the country.
Is that what you want to do?
Call me the bad guy some more, you motherfucker.
Oh, let's try and read through this drivel and hope I don't have a fucking aneurysm.
The officers wish to be helpful.
I'm sure they do.
In fact, they wish so much to be helpful that they may be willing to extend themselves beyond what's appropriate for their own wellness.
Oh, their wellness?
Oh, their wellness?
22 fucking people are dead.
I give about your wellness, dude.
Shut the fuck up and stand up there and explain yourself immediately.
Immediately.
If 18-year-old kids can go fight and die in wars in this country, you constable fucking big balls, you can get the fuck up there and explain yourself.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
You disgust me.
So it would be our submission that you should not ask them to do too much.
You should ask them to do what is necessary.
Oh, they're so fragile.
Of course, it would be best if everyone could explain their own first-person voice, what they experienced.
But at what cost?
At what cost?
Their fee's might get hurt.
Oh, I understand your mother's dead and your family is shattered forever.
But what about Constable Fuckface's feelings?
He might get triggered.
This is insult.
I feel so bad for these families, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's expected the inquiry will discuss an expert report Thursday submitted by the police union that explains why officers shouldn't be made to give live testimony, right?
Maybe they'll be busy killing another Polish immigrant at an airport.
Remember Robert Dzkansky?
Dzansky, how do you say his name?
Guy didn't speak English.
He got agitated.
He was held in an airport for like six, seven, eight hours.
Started freaking the fuck out because they wouldn't let him go anywhere as any normal man would.
So the police showed up, four of them, the RCMP, and they tasered him, they held him down, they beat him, and he died.
You know who's responsible for that?
No one, apparently.
Apparently, it was nobody's fault.
Because their feelings were hurt.
Their feelings were fucking hurt.
Oh my god, your feelings!
It's a song I frequently like to use when I get into moods like this, and it goes a little something like this.
You can't handle the fucking job.
QUIT!
QUIT!
It wasn't me, I wasn't there.
I had nothing to do with it.
I'm just doing my job!
You're wearing the uniform.
You're helping me.
Why'd you say that?
The problem is not the dinner.
You can't get enough time.
You can't get enough.
25,000 dinner.
That's the problem.
I say, drunk authority, the silent majority, raised by the system, now there's nothing right against them.
We're sick of a treason, sick of your lies, fuck, no, we won't listen.
We're gonna open it.
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation.
We're leading it, we're dying, and we're never gonna stop.
Stop trying!
You know the time is right to take control.
We gotta take up Don't make fun of my dancing, I'm white.
BGB still teach me some stuff.
No way, I couldn't stand for it today.
Fight for your rights, it's time we had our state.
Life takes bulk authority, the silent majority, raised by the system.
I knew I had one more good fuck the police rant in there.
Sick of your lies, fuck, no, we won't listen.
We're gonna open it away.
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation.
Nathan Bedford Ferryman says gas is too expensive, going from armor to cavalry.
Need another Malinois to pour my chariot.
My ferriot.
Feel the wrath, wrath of hell!
Oh no my head.
I gotta be careful because if it goes down a certain way, I become gingler.
No one wants that.
We can't have that.
Gingler is far too extreme for these bots.
They must be held accountable for what safe turned down thinking!
I screamed it.
Screamed an earplug right out of my head.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
*ahem* *ahem* *ahem* *ahem*
Oh, okay.
Lost dog says, thanks for agreeing cast.
Thank you, man.
Oh my god.
How did Hitler use screaming?
That's hard.
It's another talent.
Oh, oh, my God.
Anyway, honk for Ginsler, you know.
Honk honk is code for HH, which we all know.
Means Heil Hitler.
We said it was said in the House of Commons.
Oh, my God.
I don't even want to play that stuff.
It makes me so.
There's a news story coming out.
And well, we're working on it.
And I've got an appointment in a couple of days.
I've got an appointment in a couple of days.
I don't expect it'll go anywhere, but it's going to be on the public record, and the people will know just how stupid you are.
And interestingly enough, CSIS has been actually talking to some of the guys.
You know, because they tell me, because they're good dudes, and that's what we do.
And you know what they said?
They agree with us.
They don't have legislative power.
They can't make anything happen.
All they can do is write reports and gather intelligence and present it to their political masters.
What they do with it is up to them.
But they know what's going on.
They read everything.
They get everybody's emails, tax.
They do.
They got it all.
They know what the truth is.
And it's not with anti-hate.ca.
I'll put it that way.
Do you feel the walls closing in, Elizabeth?
Where's my hand?
Let me just put it on your shoulder.
Do you feel in John?
How much money do I owe her, do you think, for living in her head for free for so long?
I take up a lot of room.
I'm a terrible roommate.
I'm loud.
I snore.
It's bad.
It's bad.
I rarely clean up after myself.
I'm frequently yelling three or more times a week.
And in her head, I mean, my God.
My God.
She should write a book on how to not kill yourself.
It'd probably be best.
She's got some serious good coping mechanisms.
And, you know, one shirt curt.
I mean, damn.
I've never seen anyone try that hard since I was in high school to appear, like, intimidating and fail so fucking bad at the same time.
It's like a 14-year-old.
It's so, it's cute.
It really is.
It really is.
Oh.
You know, so kind of interesting.
You know, Ceces is on the ball, actually.
They know what's going on.
Maybe I should email them.
What do you guys think?
Should I do it?
Do I dare?
Do I dare dance with the devil?
You know?
See what they want to do.
I'll go to jail so fast.
I don't trust you, Cisus.
I'm sorry, but I don't.
I don't.
You work for the government.
You work for mental Marco Mendocino, and I don't trust you.
I wish I could, but I don't.
Dan, the raging comrade, says, do it!
I could.
I could.
Do you imagine?
I should do it live on the stream right now.
Dear Cecil!
These are the words of the leader of Diaglon, your nemesis, who you've been chasing around this country and following all of our people.
I am inviting you to a formal parlay on an island in the Caribbean, in international waters.
You must come alone and bring no weapons.
You will meet me on the USS Pinochet.
No, the DSS Pinochet.
It is a decommissioned aircraft carrier from the Second World War that we've, Anyway!
*laughs*
That would be funny as fuck.
Maybe I will.
That would be funny.
Just, I mean, not only because I could do it, I mean, probably people email CSIs all the time.
I bet they'd answer me.
They'd be like, dude, we know.
Stop it.
Just, just shut up.
Just don't be an idiot.
All right.
Just leave us alone.
We're trying to find actual terrorists.
We know.
They're like, well, do you know your boss is mentally ill?
Yes.
Yes.
We know mental Marco doesn't take his meds.
On the other hand, as much as I know they love to...
My podcasts are too long.
Ceces can't be bothered to watch them all.
That's too much.
I've drank a Milkshake.
I've overwhelmed you.
I've overwhelmed.
My resolve is more infinite than Ceces.
I swear to God.
This is what he told him.
Like, it's too much.
We can't, you know, just give us a gist of it.
Like, we don't have time.
Ah, oh, oh, my God.
Four-hour podcast of defeated Ceces.
Three hours, really.
Oh, my God.
It's too much.
Like, can you just tell us?
Like, is he a terrorist or not?
I've got things to do.
I've got to pick up my kids.
You know?
Oh, man.
It'd be funny.
But on a serious note, though, because their job is to identify threats to national security.
To be honest, I consider getting a job there once upon a time when I was getting into the military.
But you need to have a fucking degree in basket weaving or liberal arts or blue-haired, you know, white people bad degree or something, right?
To even apply.
It's one of those jobs.
I was like, nah, I'm not doing it.
I don't care.
You know, Cisa should be on the lookout for Philip if they're looking for anybody.
Listen, I'll tell you whatever you want to know about him.
Whatever you want to know, I will tell you.
He fucking scares the shit out of me, too.
Okay.
He sleeps with his eyes open.
Or he's pretending to sleep.
I don't know if he sleeps at all.
I don't, I mean, I'm particularly...
That's not really a desirable thing.
You don't want this to happen to you.
It's very off-putting.
Like, you're just minding your own business, driving somewhere.
You're like, oh, I got to get gas.
I got to go to the post office.
Get more drugs.
You're like, what the fuck was that?
And that was Phillips.
That's how he texts me.
He just blasted into my brain.
And this is why the nation of Dagon is so...
We're very organized, Steel Resolve, and so on and so forth.
But our, our.
Okay, it's like this, thesis, all right?
This is like a George Bush-Dick Cheney relationship, right?
I'm like the fun, you know, boozy kind of fucking fun president.
Hey, you know, we're all going to have a good time.
And you've got this dark, sinister psychopath in the background kind of lurking and just creepy.
That's Philip.
And he's really the president.
I mean, he's really in charge.
Everybody knows it.
But he's got a serious drug addiction, so no one really gets much done.
It's a problem.
It's, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if I wanted to even sort it out, but I will answer any questions you have about Philip.
I would like to know his worry abouts as well.
I'm concerned for many of the people in the world, really, because I don't know what he's doing.
Colbert's mom is worried about it.
She says, I hope Phil isn't making my son do drugs with him.
Well, I mean, listen, I mean, Colbert's a big boy now.
He's out of the house.
He's 19, 100 years old.
He makes his own decisions.
Now, I'm not going to confirm or deny anything, but I'm just preparing you for the idea that he's not a baby coal furnace anymore.
He's a big grown womanizing coal furnace now.
So that's something you need to understand.
Mika Shrednik says, stop holding back.
Now tell us what you really think about the RCMP.
Oh, I'll fucking tell you right now.
I'm gonna go on a fucking...
Fuck him!
Is that better?
I think that sums it up.
That's about it.
Big Anne says, can confirm loud roommate.
Oh, stop it.
Stop it.
How dare you.
How dare you.
Rumble.
You guys are loud too.
You know what I mean?
Thin walls.
You know what I'm saying?
Sometimes you think people are sleeping and they're not.
They hear some things.
Right.
Just letting you know.
Letting you know.
Not everybody.
Maybe some other people are a little bit loud in that house.
You want to go fucking...
B-bing-bing-bing!
She's so mad.
I can never go back to Saskatchewan.
My life is in danger.
Rumble PVC.
Love you guys.
Hi.
Hey, he's laughing.
I'm sure he is.
He's like, goddamn right.
Rumble PBC is...
Oh, God.
Canadian MSM.
Oh, if you only knew.
I got to stop.
Canadian MSM have caused so much division and suffering among Canadians for their blatant biased reporting.
They've made friends become enemies, split apart families, and ruin relationships.
They are guilty as sin.
I agree with that entirely.
They're one of the biggest problems.
In fact, if it wasn't for their cooperation, their collaboration, none of this would have been possible.
In fact, you might say they were the critical component.
And without their cooperation, this never would have gotten anywhere.
It would have had no legs.
What they could have done was nothing.
They could have just not reported.
They could have just not done anything they were, you know, led or instructed to do.
I'm not even asking them to do their job and just tell the truth.
You don't even have to do that.
You don't even have to do that.
Just don't lie.
And they couldn't even do that.
And now the truth is coming out.
See, the Pfizer documents come out.
They wanted to wait 75 years or 77 years or something, and then it was 55 years.
They're coming out now.
And the pages of side effects are, I said that, pages in small print, by the way.
In small print.
Oh, and then there's this little interesting clip.
See if I can find this here.
This is Stefan Ulrich from Bayer, Monsanto.
He's involved In one of the pharmaceutical companies that produce a lot of these vaccines.
So let's just listen to what he has to say for a second here.
It's very intriguing and very awesome, very, you know, very boner-inducing.
We're really taking that leap, us as a company buyer, in cell and gene therapy, which to me is one of these examples where really we're going to make a difference, hopefully, moving forward.
Ultimately, the mRNA vaccines are an example for that cell and gene therapy.
I always like to say, if we had surveyed two years ago in the public, would you be willing to take gene or cell therapy and inject it into your body, we would have probably had a 95% refusal rate.
I think this pandemic has also opened many people's eyes to innovation in the way that was maybe not possible before.
Huh.
Well, isn't that convenient?
If it wasn't for the pandemic, 95% of people would have said no to gene modification.
But thankfully, they were scared into doing what Mr. Ulrich wanted them to do, gene modification.
That was like a couple days ago.
They're just admitting it now because, you know what, it's done.
It's too late.
You can't uninject yourself.
No one can.
They've got what they wanted.
They got pretty much everybody injected.
They made trillions of dollars.
And that's it.
And there's another little birdie who's been telling people Doug Ford didn't get vaccinated.
It was fake.
He hasn't gotten any.
Well, who would even say that?
His own daughter, evidently, is telling people.
Now, where do you suppose that lands on the boogie board for Doug Ford?
Considering, oh, I mean, oh, geez, I mean, oh, he's like Rodney Dangerfield melted into a stick of five.
Finally figured it out.
I knew there was a missing component to Doug Ford.
I knew because I could look at him.
I can taste it through the screen.
He is butter.
He's a butter stick with a suit.
Greased up.
Partially melted from the heat produced by Christopher.
Push it down, push it down, push it down.
But he's also part Ronji Dayfield.
Oh, geez.
I mean, buddy, oh, guy, I was just being born here, and I was just, oh, tough crowd.
Oh, tough crowd.
You fucking coerced and forced and intimidated people into doing this.
You even went so far as to conduct your own charade.
Oh, I did it too.
When you didn't, you lied.
You lied about it?
The destruction and the misery that that's caused is incalculable.
You would need an alien space force from another galaxy to come here and tally up that toll.
Financially, emotionally, spiritually, the destroyed families, all the stuff that was just talking about there.
And you knew the whole time.
You didn't even buy into it yourself.
That is...
Whistle.
Thank you.
I mean that ends in swinging you get convicted of something like that I mean they prove that and they go yep that's what he did.
That's the proof.
What do you think should happen?
Death.
Definitely.
Are you kidding me?
And how many other ones are guilty of this?
But they got what they wanted.
Everybody did what they were told.
And now it's too late.
Now we're gonna now we're gonna fight a war with the Russians and the Chinese.
Oh goody.
Oh goody good.
We never would have gotten people to submit to gene therapy before.
Hey Tony!
Why aren't you triple vaxed Tony yet?
Did you you saw the Bayers guy?
You like your gene therapy Tony, huh?
You like it, huh?
Where's your third vaccine, Tony?
Why aren't you triple vax Tony yet?
Why aren't you quadruple vaxxed Tony yet?
Why aren't you rest in peace Tony yet?
Brave soldier of Antifa the Twitter commando who bravely posted things anonymously bravely virtue signaled about his vaccine status and then stopped for some reason why aren't you triple vax Tony Tony show me the papers hellbilly says is it possible you have made Ceces see the light I
mean dude they they they see everything like you can't hide I mean I have a decent I have enough insight into like telecommunications and OPSEC and how things work in the military and special forces and so on and I know what we have and I can only fucking imagine what's in what's available to them and their partners in other you know mi6 and see in CIA and whatever like people are like well what's like what's secure like can I use like we should use we should use signal we should
use bro there's no such thing if he uses electricity they got you they got it all everything if you're even near you don't even own any devices if you're near someone else's they will know your voice by by algorithm like it's that bad they can tell your fucking eye color from space if they're looking for you that hard they will find you there's no point you literally cannot hide anymore learn devices they can see through walls yes they actually can they there's lasers they can they can shoot onto panes
of glass that can pick up sound in the entire house i mean people look oh i'm gonna go get a bug scanner dude that was 20 years ago they're way beyond that now like it's pointless you Can't.
But the beautiful thing is, you know, when all this is going on, like, oh my God, Ceces is watching this.
And I was like, I'm glad they are.
Because, you know, they're going to find nothing.
Nothing.
They're going to find some shit posters and some comedians and memers and people trying to have fun on the internet and use each other for, you know, peer support and camaraderie and community and to try to do what they can to survive and thrive if possible during a very difficult national time.
International time, really.
That's it.
And they know that.
That's why I'm not in jail.
That's why none of us are, well, almost none of us are in jail.
And as for the ones that are, we've got no evidence, do we?
We don't know what the hell happened there.
There's a publication ban.
Ba-bing!
So my point is, this is a long, rambling, winded nonsense.
My point is, if you have that kind of knowledge, if you're aware of this and the country you serve is preparing to eliminate, you know,
in all but name, destroy free speech and outlaw its political opposition, and give it the legal tools to egregiously punish political and dissenting, you know, populations based on ridiculous criteria that you know are based on non-existent threats.
Are you not morally obligated to stop that from happening?
Because you're the only ones that know for sure.
You can prove it.
You can prove it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, what are you going to do?
What are you going to tell your kids?
Because someday, you can even be one of these people that I agree with everything.
I think everything the government does is amazing all the time.
It's fantastic.
That's nice.
Good for you.
Glad for you.
I'm happy for you.
Congratulations.
Someday, maybe tomorrow, maybe next year's, maybe five years, maybe actually.
Maybe in, think about this.
Maybe it's in 15 years when your five-year-old boy you love so much gets involved in the, you know, the wrong thing.
And he goes to fucking jail for 10 years.
And you helped make that happen.
You helped cultivate and you allowed that kind of environment to manifest itself.
That your own children are going to live in an environment where they can be jailed arbitrarily for the wrong opinions.
Then what?
Do you go convertible or hatchback?
Like, which way do you point the gun when you shoot yourself in the fucking brain?
It's not a joke.
This is scary shit that's happening.
And I'm doing all I can do.
I don't need guns.
I don't need anything.
I have this.
I have this big, stupid mouth.
It's going to do way more damage than anything else I could ever do.
And that's all I ever intended to do.
As is everyone else's.
These guys have real power.
You've got access to a lot of information and they know what's going on.
And we have an embarrassing country where senators think that a meme country is in threat to national security.
I mean, guys.
Like, do I need to email Cesis and have a sit-down?
What has to happen now?
I will.
I fucking will.
Because I'm not a criminal.
And they know that.
And they know you guys aren't criminals either.
Because they deal with actual, seriously dangerous people all the time.
They know the difference, you know?
Thank you.
And like I said on the last one, it's sad, man.
It's very sad that when the Canadian Forces D ā D, I don't know, whoever they called, received over hundreds of requests to protect the truck drivers from the police.
So that shows you why the police hate veterans so much, because the public respects veterans to a level that is drastically beyond what they do to police officers.
And they're jealous.
They have dick fear, is what it is.
They don't like the big dicks in the army.
It bothers them.
You know, I was hanging and, you know, there's just point because they're little.
You know.
Again, the problem isn't that there's not enough Danny Bulfords.
Where are the Danny Bulfords in the military?
Where are these?
I mean, we've got heroic as he, James Topp, he's going to march all the way to Ottawa from Vancouver Island.
Is that where he rucked from?
Is he insane?
That's crazy.
That is.
If he pulls this off, I mean, fuck Terry Fox at that point.
All right.
This is so much.
Well, he doesn't have cancer, and he does have both his legs.
It would be quite a feat.
I'll tell you that right now.
Everyone knows this is wrong on some level or not.
It's just who's courageous enough to do anything about it.
And for some reason, the only people that are willing to stand up are the ones on the bottom or in the middle.
You want to sit there and call yourself a general?
You want to call yourself some kind of whatever.
And you can't even do what privates and corporals and sergeants and just constable police officers.
And I don't know what Bulford's rank was, a sergeant probably, or something like that.
You can't even match their level of courage and righteousness.
Because why?
Because you're going to lose my jar and my pension on my stuff, my million-dollar house.
Well, that just tells me you were never right for that job in the first place.
I saw them gloating on Reddit or whatever the fuck about some Russian paratrooper general was killed the other day.
I'm like, oh, my God.
I was like, you know what?
If that guy, from what I've read about him and his career, that guy would have wanted it that way because a real general, a real leader, a real fucking champion of his men would want to go down before any one of them.
He's in his 50s.
He's had a good, good run.
He's like, take me before you take any one of my 18-year-old boys, you motherfucker.
I'll take a boat for them any day of the week.
That's a general.
That's the fucking man you want right there.
Where are those guys in the Canadian forces?
Where are those guys in the government?
Where are those guys in the police?
Where are those guys?
Do we have them?
Sad state of affairs, boys.
Country's in rough shape.
Fisher of Men says, Ceces, guys, and gals need to catch that 3 p.m.
bus back to Orleans or Barhaven, just like all the other government workers in Ottawa.
Deanna 01 says, if you ignore it, it'll go away.
I love this community and all our bigots and night witches.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, Deanna.
I appreciate that.
Lost Dog says, as more of the Pfizer papers come out, I'm thinking of walking about public in a hazmat suit with an AM radio blasting stanic while I scan people at random.
All the better if I get five buddies to join.
That would be hilarious.
John M says, sure thing, Mr. Hand Prince on the truck.
What?
so Shambo, how you doing, man?
Thank you very much.
He says, maybe Philip can help you get your truck out of the ditch next time.
Come on.
To be fair, that ditch came out of, listen, who told?
Thank you.
That was a very narrow road, and the snow was...
You had no way.
And you know what?
I was told that happens all the time.
All right?
I'm not going to sit here and have my truckmanship judged like this.
This is outrageous.
This is outrageous.
This is egregious.
This is offensive.
Hellbilly says, I got no reason to hide.
Come get it.
You're right.
Like your beard?
Oh, for okay.
All right, all right.
All right.
I took the liberty of opening another spatula beer.
Like, really, my, it's coming in quite, you know, a lot whiter than it was, but it's there.
I can't believe you guys.
I thought we were friends!
*punch* *punch* *punch*
What next?
What are you going to do next?
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
It really is.
You're not sorry.
You're not sorry at all.
You're laughing your ass off.
At least the government's back.
The government.
The only way to beat the commander Rikers is to get them to fight each other.
Life in the Nebula.
Star Trek did rule.
The two Rikers must fight each other to defy or find who is the best Riker.
We haven't done a movie in forever.
We haven't done a movie in forever or an unsolved mystery in forever.
We got to do something.
We got to find something.
If it makes you feel better, my wife is laughing too.
Well, Comrade Taco, I can't tell you how much it, how wet, I love it when women laugh at me.
I've gotten so used to it.
You know what?
I've learned to embrace it.
I've made it part of my personality.
You know, it's fine.
It's fine.
I like it.
Laugh it up.
The honking movie.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I got to have more like...
I don't know.
I need...
Senor Bean is back.
Senor Bean has returned.
He has returned from his hiatus.
Senor Bean has returned from his seste.
He says, oh, shit, Rage is life.
Good to see you, Mijomano.
I'm glad you are back, Senor Bean.
And I want to tell you, I want to, I have a message for you to give to all of the chat members who are making fun of my beard and my truckmanship, okay?
You see, I need you to relate a message.
Plata oplomo.
Love you, man.
Lost dogs has got your pension and benefits.
You'll own nothing and be happy.
Yeah, not for much longer.
Some weekends and Tuesdays says, my Jewish ass is just here to curry favor with all the violent supremacists.
Emphasis on sarcastic quotation marks.
Hey, this tactic worked for George Foros during the 40s.
Don't judge me, Mazeltov.
You're a crafty bastard.
I'm keeping my eye on you.
Some weekends and Tuesdays.
We did some weekends and Thursdays.
Why are they doing on Tuesday, not Thursday?
Oh, they're over here.
I can watch the whole time.
I thought this was in the fridge, and it was right there.
It was right there.
Well, there you go.
This has been a weird shit.
No more beard wars.
Yes, no more brother beard wars.
That's what we need.
You guys, you guys.
You guys.
And once my beard had been shaved too short, I knew that my power as a man had been significantly reduced.
Because I always knew, even as a young boy, no one took a man with bad facial hair seriously.
No one.
My father had a deadly moustache my entire life.
Not a beard, but a quite magnificent moustache.
He was respected.
He was listened to.
Chuck Norris.
Glorious beard and glorious martial ability.
And there I was with a shitty beard.
Not even a five-year-old boy would listen to me.
I had my wallet stolen by a toddler.
I did not have the strength to pick myself up from the mud puddle he shoved me into As he took my wallet and my manhood that day on the side of a side of a busy street I was I was raped by a gang of thieves coming
this summer what I'm trying to say is take care of your beards and your facial hair fellas This can happen to me can happen to you One day I'm bigger than life itself You can do anything The next day You got a five-year-old making you suck his thumb Well,
he takes your wallet And your wife There's nothing you can do about it.
You're just a beardless babe It really is that dramatic it really be careful be careful out loud beard injections we need beer story beer steroids beard oh Jesus Christ let's just let's just get this over we're almost done.
We're almost done.
Let's just get out of here Hellbilly says I got three years on your wife's got six years on me and the gray is thick all round.
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm just hoping it's no more insults because I'm really I'm this close to having a nervous breakdown guys.
I don't the amount of abuse I take from you so much worse than I could anyone else.
Not the kind of abuse that Melinda Gates took at the hands of you know Jeffrey Epstein.
Ferry is just ruthlessly posting here.
He supports the current thing.
I'm pretty sure that came from him.
Poor Melinda Gates looks like a man.
We've got child slave labor camps.
You know, the renewable green energy that people love so much.
Lithium mines.
And so on.
Do you know where that stuff comes from?
Greta, your tits are going to shrink back down to shitty again.
Because, you know, you had them for a little while when you had your car and you had the washing machine, sink fruit, and all of that.
We had a good run.
But as it turns out, as reported by Black Locks Reporter, statements to the Senate Human Rights Committee revealed that even forced child labor sometimes contributes to the electric battery and wind turbine supply chains.
Good old child slave labor.
We need to go green.
We need to have secure our future.
We need to protect the environment.
And by doing so, we need to whip these children into shape.
We need the lithium mines and the batteries for our green electric cars on the backs of these dead children so we can protect the environment and so on.
Gretler, Gretler, Gretler.
She's a scary person.
She's scary.
Anyway.
I was going to talk about the ADA bill here for a second, but instead I'm just going to look at this beer and I'm going to let my good friend and brave Canadian patriot that he is.
And very underrated.
Greg Wycliffe explained this to you.
He did get a lot of attention, actually, you know, down in Ottawa and Toronto and so on doing his thing.
Glad to see him getting some success finally.
Greg's an undiscovered gem.
Check this out.
Be right back.
Hey, Canadians, have you heard of Bill C-36?
This bill was just put on the table by the liberals and they say it's going to stop hate speech.
Let me tell you why that's total nonsense.
First of all, we already have hate speech laws in this country.
They're well defined and they're already in our criminal code.
Second of all, they say this bill is going to stop online harms and hate speech that leads to real-world violence.
This is the exact same arguments like video games.
Video games cause violence.
It's the same argument, okay?
Third of all is their new expanded definition of hate speech that they want to include.
What they're adding is if you detest or if you vilify something, that is now going to be called hate speech.
I detest and vilify Justin Trudeau.
I detest and vilify dishonest, fake people.
I detest and vilify evil.
Am I allowed to hate evil anymore?
I mean, the Bible says to hate evil, so how are you going to square that?
Hey mention the Bible!
Justin Trudeau.
You detest and vilify conservatives, bud.
No, we're not allowed to do that, Gren.
You see, there's a lot of reasons and things we can't do it.
It's really quite complicated.
But, you know.
Sorry to say, I really don't like evil people.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to do it in Canadian fashion.
I'm sorry you're such a pedophile.
I'm sorry you're such a lying, thieving bastard.
I'm sorry you're such a communist, power-hungry, bloodthirsty, crazy psychopath.
I'm sorry you can't be reasoned with.
I'm sorry you can't be talked to like a normal fucking human being.
I'm sorry that I will never shut the fuck up about it.
And there's nothing you can do with all your media, and all your fancy whistles and toys, and all your anchorman, and all your police, and there's nothing you can do!
You'll never get me!
You'll never get us!
They want this!
They want this more than anything.
And they can't get it, and it drives them fucking crazy.
And I love it.
I touch myself to it.
I love it.
Let it go!
I'm just weathering a rough patch.
Indestructible.
It's the scratch.
Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole.
Why does the hell make you feel so cold?
Make a move when you pay for it.
Pick a board and you pray to it.
You're so demanding when you want the truth, but you're still in the rain for me.
All right.
Corey, that's fine.
You're getting another song over here.
We're almost done.
We're almost done, Corey.
I just wanted to get that last one in there.
I hope you guys had fun.
I hope you guys had a good time.
Hope you feel better.
I hope you feel angrier and, you know, more motivated.
There's a lot of people held on tonight.
I love these numbers.
This is crazy.
We're pulling well over 1,500 people at night now.
Isn't that nasty?
Dude, picture 1,500 people in your mind every night.
Well, the Fifth Estate gets a lot more viewers than your Facebook page.
Actually, Jillian, the guys crunched the numbers on that.
And between my Telegram page and the live streams, the podcasts, Instagram.
I'm sorry to say, it's actually a lot closer than you might think.
But it's quality is what counts.
Who is listening to who?
You have the 65-up boomer crowd.
We have everybody else.
So, oh, and they're all, you know, you get your booster and so on.
So I'm very comfortable with where we're at right now.
I wouldn't get too comfortable.
Hail Billy says, to the abuse of the raging ginger wife's reply, muffin.
Oh, for fuck, woman, I swear to God!
I have...
I have feelings, too.
I have a mommy that loves me very much.
What is this on my screen?
If I stand just the right way, there's a weird kind of reflection.
What is this?
Is there a ghost orb?
What is that?
Right in front of the microphone.
It comes back?
Disappears.
It comes back.
It disappears.
It disappears and comes back.
No one knows.
But I'm a man of my word.
And I did promise something that I must now find in this desktop.
What do we want to do?
Thank you.
Okay, I'm ready.
I think I'm ready.
I think it's been a while.
It's time for a movie.
Very one of the honking.
I don't know.
I'm not feeling it, though.
I mean, I gotta get the feelings from it, you know?
I gotta feel, you know, just a certain way.
You know?
Like when a man sees yoga pants, you just, something comes over you.
Just gets you.
There's nothing you can do.
You know?
And it just, you know, it sets you on a path to something that it's like a runaway train.
And it just takes care of itself.
You guys know what I'm talking about.
So you, you whores.
You know exactly what you're doing.
Don't act like you.
He's insulting everybody in his own audience.
I am an equal opportunity insult.
Lost Dog says, I'm fucking dying laughing.
The beard is coming in nicely.
Good, excellent.
Thank you.
We all have those bad shaving days.
Well, not me, but surely many others have.
Well, thank you, Lost Dog.
You're the only person in the audience I don't, I am not going to throw a live trout at.
We're going to line up one at a time outside the building, and I'm going to throw one at you.
It's alive.
It might hit you.
It might not.
It's not the point.
The point is I threw a fish at you.
I fished it out of the cave earlier.
And there's crabs.
Do you want me to throw crabs?
I can throw crabs.
They can pinch and do all kinds of things.
And I don't, honestly, I'm not throwing them because I'm kind of scared of them myself.
But fish you can grab and throw.
It's fine.
Coming up next on the games of Daklon.
Mama Bear Shannon says, yoga pants really?
Dude, what year are you in?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Those are invented by fucking porn stars, I'm convinced.
Some weekends and Tuesdays.
That Jewish bastard is big.
He says, all this Bible talk makes me feel less guilty about this bacon sandwich.
I like this guy.
He can stay.
He says, happy birthday, Hellbilly.
I still have a canteen cup older than you, but it's an old fucking cup now.
Ooh, shit.
Hellbilly says, you ever come find us?
She will roll you away from a table fed and happy.
I do like to eat.
I'm a big boy.
My big fat belly is.
I actually lost weight.
All the walking I was doing in auto.
I think I lost about five pounds.
Hellbilly again says there's shampoos for crap.
No, like ocean.
Did you not see the cave, man?
You didn't know about the cave?
Dude, I live in a cave.
As soon as this is over, Putin's guys are outside.
They're waiting in a van.
I got to be done at midnight sharp, and they're taking me right back to the fucking cave.
This is only reserved for the most special people.
Look, did you not know about any of this, man?
I had to traverse treacherous terrain, but Putin did provide me with a new cave.
It has fresh water.
That's my shower.
That's very nice.
The sea is close by, so I can have all kinds of nice things.
And look.
Cozy?
Those are blood things for sure.
That's for sure.
Pay for these kinds of rocks.
That's blood for sure.
I mean, this is just keeps intruders out.
And you know you've got good stuff when you've got a skylight in your cave.
I've got a built-in chimney and everything.
I think, well, I don't go back there.
There's something alive back there, but this is a good cave.
Executive sweet cave.
And I just wanted to make YouTube videos.
I'm in a fucking cave, guys.
I'm in a cave!
right?
It ended with me in a cave.
I started this in my own house in my very comfortable, nice basement, Gary remembers.
I am going to make YouTube.
Guys, YouTube videos is a gateway drug to terrorism.
One minute, you're making videos in a basement.
Next thing you know, you're in a fucking cave.
I'm in a cave!
Anyway.
I don't know.
I wanted movie ideas.
I don't know if I got anything.
We'll see.
We'll see what we got.
Sean M says he was talking to me.
What was he now?
Deanna says, I'd like to thank the truckers and everyone who supported the insurrection.
I'm back to work.
Thanks to y'all.
Edible kicked in.
Excellent.
Yes, and absolutely.
Those guys are heroes.
And we wouldn't be anywhere without any of that.
If nothing else, the opportunity to have that national experience and reignite national unity and have that many people come together and network and see the, oh my God, it's Foamy Miller.
No, no.
Oh, I did it.
I'm a fucking genius.
It's all that yoga never did.
There we go.
That was all because of them.
And, you know, having those experiences and a lot of people got to see what still exists in Canada and what it has, used to be and what it could still be.
And that's because of them and their sacrifice.
And they literally should have a statue.
We're just getting started, right?
These people aren't going away.
What the government and the state and the media did was radicalize 100,000 people.
And by radicalize, I mean their version of radicalized, meaning now we know you're lying.
Now I know you're lying.
I saw people that I consider very close friends now, great people that I would take a bullet for if it came down to it.
And you trampled them with thugs and you beat them and you hurt them as they pleaded with you to not do that and came armed with nothing but compassion and camaraderie and national pride and you beat them.
Now they all know.
They all know what I knew going in there and I told them this was going to happen and they said, no, they won't do that.
They can't do that because we haven't committed any crimes.
We haven't committed any crimes.
We're not bad people.
So the police will not just attack us for no reason.
And I take no joy in being correct about that, but it was necessary.
And now they know.
Now they know.
And they live stream.
Some of the live streams some of these people were doing were 10,000 people were watching.
10,000 people tell 10 people on one live stream is 100,000 people.
And how many live streams were there?
And how many people told more than 10 people?
And how many people did those 10 people tell?
I think it's fair to say that millions of Canadians have now just have a sour taste in their mouth for authoritarianism that they do not like and do not recognize and do not want anything to do with.
And now they know.
And all that was made possible because of all the hard work and the sacrifice that these people did.
And they might think of that as a victory.
You know, they, we beat the trucker.
You didn't beat shit.
All you did was invest in your own destruction.
You just invested in the collective resistance of this country.
That's what you did.
All you had to do was talk to them.
That's it.
So you're going to pretend you're going to drop all these mandates anyway.
All you had to do was talk to them.
All you had to do was talk to them.
And you sent people to beat them instead.
But yeah, we're the bad guys.
Sure.
Chelsea says, when you're living in a cave down by the river, it's the ocean, actually, Chelsea.
I've got some fucking...
Okay, it's not just a river.
Fisher of Men says, Order of Canada for the inventor of yoga pants.
The slash of Diagolon.
It's a medal with just a slash.
It's the highest honor we have.
And I agree.
That man deserves a prize.
Hell, Billy Deluxe.
So we don't know what kind of horny Sam Squench is back there.
It sounded like some kind of legged creature, like a large...
It sounded large, heavy, like a man, but with multiple modes of bipedal trans.
I think it was some kind of alien crab man creature.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't even dare shine a light that way.
I didn't want to see anything that I couldn't unsee, so I just walked the fuck away.
I stacked it with rocks.
It can't get me.
I can't get it.
It likes it in there in the dark.
I like not being there.
Everything's fine.
We're just going to leave it alone.
Just leave it at that.
All right.
Bob Cajun says, to be of Daglon, you must endure the fish crab bombardment.
Jesus Christ, gave him a man.
He says, whoever invented yoga pants deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
Much more than Barack Olbamia.
Barack, I'll bomb you.
I found that offensive.
I only bombed a bunch of countries.
I mean, they did.
They call me the drone king.
I was really good at it.
I bombed a lot of people.
I would do it again.
And I sleep at night like a baby on a pile of money.
Fuck him.
He's a horrible human being.
Anderson Palinus'RT just posted that the Russian cats that were banned from competing were turned into Chinese food.
Thank you.
Well, I gotta go back to it now.
*laughs*
They got Snuggles and Mr. Puffy Feet and Gizmo.
*sad noises* you Amen.
They can't.
They can't.
They got all the cats.
This can't go unpunished.
There must be a way.
Learning for life's a spicy summer 2022.
This summer will be really spicy.
Anastasia says, anyone joining the Freedom Chain on the Trans-Canada Highway tomorrow?
Get a hold of her.
Senor Bing says, I'm late.
I just saw Randy Hillier's announcement.
I guess there's no political solutions out of this shit.
What did he say?
What did Randy say?
I'm afraid to ask.
Randy's hardcore.
Glitcherful says the ladies in here want to see your sexy yoga pants.
Sean needs the nightmares.
I'm not wearing yoga pants.
I'm not wearing any kind of pants.
That's the problem.
Do I even have this song?
No, I don't, but I bet it's on YouTube.
It's not important.
I was supposed to be doing a music.
I was supposed to be doing a fucking movie trailer, you know, but I'm not wearing pants.
The key to defeating tyrannical government is to not work pretty much.
Don't get excited, Sean.
That's enough.
All right.
Don't listen.
Somebody take him home.
Take him home.
Gary, take him home.
Well, he's masturbating in public.
All right.
We've got to draw the line somewhere.
Well, where is it then?
No, I'm making an exact...
We'll deal with it to him.
He won't even remember it.
Just for his own, somebody doesn't get embarrassed.
Well, we saw it and they saw it and she definitely almost saw it.
Jesus Christ.
The song is too creepy.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it so much.
Some Weekend and Tuesdays says, I bought some yoga pants when I lost 90 pounds after my divorce.
Except for all the gay dudes who started hitting on me when I wore them.
I didn't mind my Lulus.
Well, I mean.
I'm just going to leave that alone.
Goodbye, horses.
I'm dying over you.
Al Stern says, beer opening spatula in one hand, lit candelabra in the other.
Let's fucking go.
I miss the candelabra.
We need a candelabra in this world.
Lost dog says, rage and yoga pants.
I would pay not to see that.
Pay me now $100 and I'll never wear it.
I was never going to wear them.
I can't.
I'm disingenuous.
Senor Bean says, now I can't get Rance dancing out of my head.
I can't...
There's things I want to say, but I can't because.
Derek's a beautiful man.
All right?
I'll just leave it at that.
I'm just going to leave it there.
I'm going to leave it there.
We're not going to touch it ever again, and that's all we're going to say about it.
All right?
Beautiful man!
He's my friend!
That's how it's going to be.
We need a movie.
I can't leave.
We got to do the movie, and then I can leave.
I got a beer land.
Come on.
Come on.
Spatulon is with us.
Hellbilly says, Lululemons played a whole rugby game in a tutu.
It was rugby fest.
What?
What in the world?
What happens in Ottawa stays in Ottawa?
Not exactly.
You'd be surprised.
I don't know, guys.
Ferryman wanted the honking.
I stand with Candelabra.
I gotta get inspired here.
Gonna get inspired.
I gotta...
I don't know what to do.
Ow, this just doesn't stay in my head very long.
We could do an unsolved mystery, but I don't have my coat.
It's at home, which I should be back shortly.
Soon.
Is the Spaniel the new Billy?
Or is he?
He disappeared when the Ukraine crisis kicked off.
Maybe he started it.
Where is COVID?
That's a great point.
I don't want to mention this before we get out of here.
This is the first time in years.
in at least two years that I could go on the CBC News website and go through the first two...
For the first time in two years.
Something.
Yeah, we could do that.
Fuck it.
We might as well.
I mean, the spatula has been the star of the show.
It only makes sense.
It's just, this is going to be horrible.
So just don't, just don't get your hopes up.
It's all right.
It's just, I mean, you can't win them all, guys.
The End This is going to get real crazy.
I already know this is too much.
I already know this has gone too far.
In a world where there are no more bottle openers and everyone can only exclusively eat pancakes.
*music*
I just want to have pancakes, but I can't do my fears at the same time.
It's annoying to this madness!
One man...
Would seek a solution...
That would free a nation...
Would send an entire world into war!
Russian Federation requires more opening spatula.
If you refuse to relent and receive us in the spatula...
We will send submarines to New York City and leave away waste in your world.
Do it!
You'll never get the spatula!
A global conflict...
Billions dead...
Cities in ruins...
The ocean...
Filled with dolphins...
Armed with nuclear warheads...
Trains to fight other enemy legions of dolphins at sea!
Hehehehe...
Poor spatula!
Hehehehe...
Starring random Eastern European guys by Nirputen.
You'll have only ten minutes to reply.
And German Schwarzenegger, as everyone in the entire movie.
Get down!
There's no one to hide from nuclear weapons.
This is pointless.
Just close your eyes and get ready to burn.
Spatulon.
End of a species.
Never underestimate what a bottle opener can do.
That was really bad.
That was really stupid.
That might have been the stupidest one I've ever done.
That is top 10. Top 10, the dumbest one?
Pretty dumb.
That was pretty.
Spatulon!
Spatulon!
No!
An entire country for Spatulists.
Top five, the worst ones I've ever done?
That's up there.
It was really bad.
That's really bad.
All right, it's time to go home.
We've got things to do.
Think something like that.
But before we go, we gotta do Jerry's final bigot thoughts.
We gotta tell him there was something I wanted to say.
Flip me, Jane.
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as everybody in the movie.
Daddy, when are we going to be killed by nuclear weapons?
I don't know.
I'm only a single mother.
I'm trying to drive you to fucker practice here.
Everyone is Arnold Schwarzenegger except the Russians.
No, it doesn't matter.
It's a grab my hands.
Come on, let's go.
It's stupid.
The dumber the better.
That's what I say.
That's a.
That's the government's motto, too.
The dumber the better.
The dumber the better.
The way I see it, you know, I try not to stress about it too much.
And I don't do a great job at it because it sucks seeing the kind of things it sucks feeling like you don't have control over your world and the things that are happening in it and around you and so on.
But I, you know, try to do what you can to help people and change the world for the better as much as you can.
But at the end of the day, none of us are presidents.
None of us are billion dollar corporate executives.
We don't have a lot of power.
We're just people.
And to spend too much energy worrying about the things you can't control or change is a waste.
This is energy and time and currency, really, that you could be investing in your friends and your family and your loved ones and improving their lives and making them feel better and having it just as much of a good positive life experience as you can because that's really the reason you're here anyway, right?
And the way I see it, this world, this corrupt, evil, psychotic, fucking nightmare of a world that wants to destroy itself and burn itself down and spiral into insanity and fight wars and live it.
You know, it's crazy.
There is some mental solace and peace to be found in just putting your hand up and going, I'm out.
I'm not playing.
I'm not doing it.
I don't care, and you can't make me care.
What?
You don't care about Ukraine?
No, I literally don't.
What about COVID?
I don't care about that either.
I don't care about any of the things that this fucking screen on here told you to care about.
I don't care about any of it.
I don't care about sports ball.
I don't care about your celebrities.
None of it.
None of it means anything to me.
I care about my friends and my family and my children, and that's it.
And the people close to me, the people I love.
That's all.
That's all I care about.
And we will navigate this together as best we can and enjoy each other's company and make the most of the life that we've been given because, you know, you don't get to choose what cars that you get dealt, do you?
You just get them and you make the most of them.
And that's it.
That's all you do.
And if somebody tries to fuck with you, you tell them to go fuck themselves right back.
You have to do it doesn't eat the bugs and get into pods.
It's part of what makes this so exciting and so fun.
You could have lived in the 1800s and been an onion farmer and had nothing to do but farm onions.
And the most exciting thing that ever happened was a dog from someone else's property you never saw before ran through yours.
You didn't know what to do.
Whose dog was it?
Where to come from?
Is it coming back?
No one knows.
And you got this instead.
It ain't boring.
And it's not meaningless.
It's a gift in a lot of ways.
Ooh, a storm is threatening my very love today.
If I don't get some shelter, oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away.
Watch it around.
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
Watch it around.
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
Make sure you can hear me.
The weekends and Tuesdays in your beam glitch of all hellbilling to watch Lost Dog L S Turn and the stage of learning for life and the Palmer James Kretsky Bob Cajun Fisher of Men Chelsea DNA one Sean M. Thank you so much.
Lost Dog who's my favorite person now.
All the rest of you suck.
Only Lost Dog matters.
Only Lost Dog's lives matters.
The government shambles Fisher of Men Rumble PT Big S. She's a noisy girl.
You started it!
It's his fault and you started it!
Mika Shrednik!
I am gonna get beat up!
Nathan Bedford Ferryman, thanks, brother.
I love you, man.
I'm Cajun L. Stern Nightrider's the third lone stop ships from Learning for Life Wife to Hailbilly Knight Rider 3, Comrade Taco, Zoo, Jacinta, Fitzgerald.
Geez, I'm gonna back this up because I'm running out of time already.
So, how do you guys?
Squirrel Nuts, Frank Mac, Dr. Honk, Karen, Hanser, Anderson, Paladins, Zodiac, and Z34, short and long.
I hope you're doing well, man.
Squirrel Nuts, a Godzilla Unchained.
Taylor Stanley!
It's just a shot!
Pilot Mike!
The pilot is going to help us throw people under the helicopter.
He's going to throw this mannequins.
Mannequins, we're going to throw mannequins up.
Jesus, legal, illegal.
I am in so much trouble.
I need a lot more lawyers than I have.
I don't have enough.
Not enough.
They're expensive.
ISATOS the second!
Full of scops.
Hey!
Hello, Donny Billy.
Keep an eye on this guy.
He's out of control.
He's even a gambagoo.
You are my gamma boo.
You are my gamma boo.
What the fuck is going on?
Willie Pete BBQ.
Whams, James R. DJ Conroe, and Levin Chat.
Thank you guys so much.
I appreciate you.
Thanks for being here.
Carnival of Carnage.
It's a nightmare.
But, you know, have fun with it, I guess.
Might as well.
We don't get to exit the world glass save and play in another game, do it.
We got what we got.
It is what it is.
I said it!
I hate it!
Ragingdist.com, all my social links and stuff are there.
Please join the Telegram channel, TW slash Raging Distant, for all kinds of updates and, you know, joint posts and things I'm not supposed to do.
Maybe you'll post myself in Yoga Pants.
Maybe I'm wearing no pants.
Maybe other things.
Maybe, maybe cane sex.
Maybe I eat a raw crab.
Maybe it bites my dick.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm living in a cave on the seat of my pants.
It's crazy.
And all the other social media links are on there and all the rest of the things, YouTube, Instagram, etc.
Until it's banned forever and I go to jail for one thing because of the anti-hate bill.
Because this is hate.
What we're doing here is hate, etc.
HATE!
And vilifying and detesting the police and the government and so on.
Jail for you, sir.
Whatever, man.
Whatever, man.
I don't fucking care man.
Thank you so much, guys.
Broke Master 6M Tyrannis, RazingSister.com.
All this stuff is there.
I love you guys.
I appreciate you.
And I'll see you next time.
Hopefully Monday.
I missed Wednesday because I slept in.
You know?
I slept in.
I was eating crackers.
It got weird.
So I just didn't do it.
I'll be back Monday.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
I've been ample supply.
All the links are on the website again.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 8 p.m.
Eastern, answering stream.live.
It is what it is.
Damn it, it keeps happening.
Cam is key lives in my brain.
CRJ, they're working together.
I will fight you the spatula's and you'll never defeat me.
I've got the spatula now.
I have the spatula's power and you don't.
And you don't.
Okay, next time, guys, cheers.
Pull back.
Daglon never dies.
Here's to another video of terrorizing the government.
